The Toast - Drama Drama Red Pajama: Thursday, July 18th, 2024

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Thursday. I know, I thought it was Friday. To me, it feels like a Saturday night. I'm 16 years old. My whole life is in front of me. I just won prom queen, and I'm about to lose my virginity to the quarterback.

Like, that's how I feel today. Because you have air conditioning? Yes, the air conditioning in my room has been out for three days, and it is back. And like, you seriously, like, you can't tell me shit. I'm so happy for you. Wow. It's just the little things.

She's a simple girl. All I need in this life is basic human rights. Air conditioning. Yeah. It is nice and cool in here. How you feeling? Feeling chilly? No, not yet, which is good.

It's actually the right temperature for me because it was hot. Now it's becoming cooler. So she hasn't frozen me out yet. Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me say this. Welcome back, Jax. Oh, thank you. I missed you guys yesterday. However, we had a show at the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center last night. So I have been emitting toasty vibes for a minute now. However, I missed the show yesterday. I missed everyone so much. But Ben did a fantastic job in my absence per usual. But I'm happy to be back on

the horn we are so happy to have you back of course I love podcasting with Ben and I can say that now and not be lying like I do great I don't love it as much as I love podcasting with you oh I mean you love to hear that for like job security yeah don't worry you're not going anywhere but I'm so glad that everybody loved the episode with Ben nice to bring in a male perspective every once in a while and he's been such a topic of conversation here at The Toast with FOJ, Fork of July. Right. Everyone's talking. Everything's coming up Fork.

So it was nice for him to be able to speak his truth. Yeah. Air his side of the scandal and kind of put that to bed. Yeah. Also, it made last night's show really fun because there was a lot that we hadn't spoken about yet. And we have another show tonight. These West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center, also known as WIPOC shows, have really been off the chain.

They really have. I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't this sort of symbiotic synergy, if you will. Last night was really a great crowd, a great show, if we do say so ourselves. But something crazy happened. Something crazy did happen.

Turt was drugged. I was drugged. Truly drugged. So i drove us to the west hampton beach performing arts center which was really um just not a good idea i'm not like the most amazing driver if you're like even remotely sensitive to motion motion sickness things of that nature and i even drove so crazy i made myself sick when i got there i was just like i'm gonna throw up i was feeling really like tired and nauseous so we got dramamine and i said like a couple times can you make sure it's not drowsowsy Dramamine? And they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they gave

me the Dramamine. They gave me, you know, it says on the back, you can take one or two. I was like, you know, this shit is rocking me. Let's, let's go double it up. I'll take two. Then I sit down to get my hair done. And you know, when you're just like bored and you are like playing with stuff, I'm like playing with the wrapper and I'm like looking at the back of the Dramamine wrapper and it says market drowsiness may occur boom I'm falling asleep I literally fell asleep on this rogue couch I woke up in this haze of drowsiness I was not okay I'm still not okay but like I've said time and time again I am a survivor and I got through it I'm a survivor and it was like give up it was very funny to um talk about it added like a nice

little fodder for the show people at the live show were cracking up at our Dramamine jokes. It was really like the third co-host. Yeah, like the Dramamine drama. The Dramamine drama. And that was, if you've been to a Jizno, then you know. Jizno. You know at the end of every Jizno show,

we titled the episode, which is one of our favorite things to do, Jizno at a Glance. And the winning title was the Dramamine drama. Oh no, I think we landed on Drama Drama Red red pajama. Wait, I totally forgot to mention this to you on a personal level, but also like at the show last night, this was not the first time that this drama mean drowsy thing had happened to me on tour. My first tour ever, the dirty jeans tour, the same thing happened to me. Thank God it was much earlier in the day. And I like passed out

in my hotel room. I was like, damn, I was so tired today i wonder what happened turns out i had taken dramamine drowsy now 12 hours before it wasn't a problem but i took this at five o'clock you guys and showtime was at eight like it was seriously giving drama like backstage broadway high stakes drama to be honest like that really makes it worse that you had been through this before and that you weren't like triple checking batting your eyes and crossing your T's. I know you asked, but you have to see with your own eyes. I double checked. You have to take matters into your own hands.

I double checked with two different people who purchased it from CVS. Like I double checked. Not with the primary source. Oh, and I chewed them. You just can't trust people. Even those in your most innermost circle. I chewed the tablets too.

And she took two. Any drama meme taker of her knows that it's one in a 24 hour period. So the fact that you took two to begin with was just like you were going hard in the paint. I was really nauseous. I really wanted to fix it before the show. And let me just say this. That nap I took on that dirty pink couch was a dreamless sleep. It was close to death.

I should check my Oura ring to see what my heart rate was. Like I was seriously dying. Yeah. I was passing away in that dressing room of the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center. It's a nice place to go. It is and it's kind of emblematic if you will of what I've said time and time again. Like I will fight and I will die for this art that we do of this podcast.

Because it's violent and original and creative. We were extremely violent last night. We were. Like crazy. So we've got another show today. You know just it's violent, original, and creative. We were extremely violent last night. We were. Like, crazy. So we've got another show today. You know, it's giving showmen. It's giving the greatest showmen. We are showmen.

We are touring artists. We, like, cannot stop working out our craft. Shows in the morning, shows in the evening, show, show, shows. And even before, yesterday was such a long day, before the drama, I mean drama, before we got to the West Hampton Beach Perform arts center jackie and i had coffee slash snacks slash we all just like ate chips um with these two fabulous ladies named shunni and may yarushami they're israeli they are sisters and they have a third sister so shunni was the oldest may was the youngest and their middle sister edin has been held hostage in gaza since october 7th she was working as a bartender at the nova music

festival um and they're here in amer, like meeting with people, hosting events, like trying to get her story out there. And they were explaining that, you know, a lot of the hostages who have been, you know, either rescued or who are still being held hostage, you know, they have like a, they've gotten photos released of them. They've had videos sent from Hamas. So that really makes their mission and in raising awareness a lot easier for the families because they have something to work with. Their edin has not been seen or heard from since october 7th they were on the phone with her when she was taken by hamas terrorists so that's really all they have is that recording of the phone call and her call to the police since then nothing and it makes it really hard for them to raise awareness so that's why we met with them just like to hear their story

and of course they were just like girly swirlies they were 26 and 21 they were so cute and so pretty sisters sisters and it was really amazing to chat with them and i know that like this is like they both have both have quit their jobs like they travel around the country now hosting events the world excuse me yeah meeting people um and you can tell like these are stories they've told a hundred times and i imagine it's like really hardened them but in the beginning like retelling this incredibly traumatic story so many times to strangers is really difficult um so i feel like i hope i think they had fun with us like i think they did we were just like chatting like of course in the beginning they told us their whole story things and also non-serious things and things that we

all have in common and it came up like they love drake and josh and their sister edin who is being held hostage like is obsessed with josh peck And they like brought it up at the end. They were like, you know, we saw your husband, like host a podcast, like with Josh, like,

and it was so sweet. They're keeping this diary for their sister, Eden, when she comes back, like of all the things that a have like happened in the world. So she doesn't miss anything. And be like all the places that they've been, things they've seen and experienced on her behalf,

like vouching for her return. And so they're keeping this like video diary and they have like all these boxes of things. i facetimed josh she was such a real one first of all i like felt so cool i'm like yeah i could just like call up the celebrity just call josh up he picked he like pulled over on the side of the road chatted with them like took a million screenshots he was such a mensch about it and it was amazing i'm so glad that i could like do that yeah it was really it was a great afternoon and i'm so glad we met them they were just it's happening so far away so it's hard to sometimes like remember every single day and I think for the people in Israel like they don't have that privilege like it's happening like in their front yards um so meeting with these girls

was really it was amazing and I'm so glad that we got to meet them yeah honored to have had the chance to talk to them so just like did a lot yesterday essentially is what I'm to bring it on home yes essentially did Essentially. You did. And you also missed your toasters yesterday, which I know you're just beyond devastated about. I, I wouldn't say I'm devastated, but I also wouldn't say I'm happy. Like sometimes I am happy to skip it as you all know, but I do feel as though like this energy, like I would have been looking forward to your toasters.

There's something about this couch. Like I think the studio is getting to a place where we've kind of got it down pat don't want to you know jinx everyone's mics are on um and we can kind of sink our teeth into this couch and this content yeah so early summer like kind of i feel like might start today oh i think today's a really we have a really good chance of starting swirly summer today or perhaps on august 1st when we move into our new house yeah perhaps remains to be seen there are pockets of swirliness to be found, though. And maybe that's what swirliness is about. It's like about happiness.

No one is happy all the time. All you can hope for are moments of happiness. So like maybe no one is swirly all the time. All you can hope for is moments of swirliness. I like that. Like last night was a moment of swirliness, of true swirliness. We looked so cute.

We're being swirly at the current moment. I think it's hard for us not to be swirly. Bruno's here, which adds definitely to the swirly vibes. Bruno is so swirly to his core. He's got that caramel vanilla swirl. And he likes to lay up in a cinnamon bun swirl. And he's just constantly giving swirly energy. So I hope that for all of you that you guys can find a pocket of swirliness today.

I got a pocket, got a pocket full of swirly. I got a love, a love of the girly, no. Whoa. So we've got stories today. We've got swirly girly vibes. What is on the docket? Anything big? Yeah, actually five really strong stories.

Hard to even order them because I would say they're all of equal. Similar elk. Similar elk, equal importance. I love that. I was going to say like the stories are strong for a friday however it's thursday it is that's that's tough you don't want to be ungrateful for the thursday but when you've had a week as long as ours more you thought we had like banked more days i thought we had banked more that's okay could be worse jackie we could be apart We could be apart. It could be Wednesday. It could be Tuesday. Yikes, bikes. So I think without further ado,

I don't really have that much to say. No. What is there to say that hasn't already been said? Ain't that the truth. Yeah. And the significance of the passage of time. I am so grateful for these quotes that have found me. It feels as though the whole country has like had a renaissance

with like she's having her viral moment. Kamala, yeah, she's having a moment for sure. Like it's not even just us. Like we didn't just fall out of coconut trees. No, the coconut tree thing happened and went viral like a couple of months ago. But all of the Kamala-isms have had a resurgence on social media.

This passage of time is extremely significant. Yeah. Of course, coconut tree. Yes, they're all coming back, being brought up because the election cycles, it's starting, you know you know yeah and i had seen them a while like i knew that she was the queen of the word salad but i never had a bite of the salad like i never really sucked my teeth into it and like it's a whole new world you can't go back no i'm obsessed i know the passage of time is extremely significant. Like I'm just,

I'm really enjoying like that rabbit hole at the moment. So I'm ready to dive in if you are, you know, I don't want to rush you. No, no, I can't go too down far of the rabbit hole. I can't come back.

And then I just start like saying nonsense. And then you start swirling around. Oh, and every other line is out of a coconut tree. Like no can do. So true. Without further ado about what we know can do, it is time for the, that sounds like Kamala. It does. About what we can do. So true. Without further ado about what we know can do, it is time for the, that sounds

like Kamala. It does. About what we can do. So does that laugh? No, and like be your own hype woman. No, like the thing is Kamala Harris, like the, the volume and the frequency in which she laughs at her own jokes, like that is a physical representation of how I feel about myself. Like, no, it's me watching clips from the toast. Like, yes, queen, you are funny. You are talented. You are everything. Like, that's literally how I feel. No, I understand.

I do feel like if we like sat down and had a drink with her, like we would vibe. I agree. And it would be a significant passage of time. Oh, it would maybe passage too quickly. Passage too close to the sun. Time passages quickly when you're having fun and falling out of coconut trees okay you're right we can't we can't see it's that's my love our first sponsor for today's episode is one that is near and dear to my heart thank you

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even though I was just saying how like the studio's getting so much better, it's like we've got two iPads, two phones, and one charger. And it's like the charger from my nightstand. Like on my list of things to do today, order some chargers from Amazon because we have an outlet there.

Because your charger is not charging on my iPad because it got your iPad instead of mine instead of mine literally and i hope you're happy running a studio with her sister where they both read off of ipads wait that makes sense relatable relatable our first story is just some very exciting happy news emma roberts is engaged they can never make me hate her they're not trying i just love her no they're not trying no like they have agreed she's beloved and she's protected like the internet loves her which is really hard to do but she doesn't try like she's just like kind of memeable very much from what's that show scream queens um i love her i love her i didn't even know she had a boyfriend well cody

john loves her too that is her fiance she revealed on instagram on tuesday that she's engaged she posted a picture of them smiling a selfie with her ring and she said putting this here before my mom tells everyone because yeah it's a nod to when her mom posted a photo of her son without her permission like when emma hadn't posted her son's face yes that was really funny hilarious caption i didn't know she had a boyfriend i'm so happy for her. Of course, like I stayed there, dust collecting around my pindah pair when she was dating Garrett Hedlund, the love of my life from Country Strong

and Georgia Rule. Literally my two favorite movies. Invisible String, Garrett Hedlund. Oh, I guess Garrett Hedlund is my celebrity crush. Him and Joe Manganiello. We should make a list. We should. Cause I've like, it's like,

it's one of those questions that I don't really know. I never have the right answer to. And I always like re back to like zack efron no like elon from when you know when i think longer about i'm like oh yeah elon should we make a list oh fine no i think it's a good list but yeah it is a good list glad i did my crushes let me make sure we don't already have this list it does sound like vaguely familiar joe manginello and who did i just say no um garrard headland so garrard headland celebrity crushes and i do think her relationship with garrard headland and he is the father of her child correct yes i do think it was like an extremely toxic relationship um and there was like a period where he was like drinking and driving

i looked past it um of course you did yeah different like rules for different fools i love that um so i am happy for her although i i was hoping that like her and garrett would work it out but i guess that just means garrett's single you know watch he's like married with a kid now yeah well it also means they're going to be in each other's lives because they do share a son together that's true so that's something i love emma roberts did you see the thing she said recently about nepo babies because she um like chimed in yeah we talked about it on the show about nepo nieces george cluny yeah no then she's sorry she said something else what she was like i've actually lost a lot of roles because of my and she was either implying like people hate julia roberts which i don't think is true or she's just making stuff up you know or like people didn't want to be accused of nepotism so

they didn't cast her i've not heard of that being an issue but i don't think our queen lies our queen doesn't lie she screams but she doesn't lie or maybe like sometimes you could as an fob you might be overshadowed by the person who came before you and they don't want it to be all like oh julia ro Roberts' niece, this. Julia Roberts' niece, that. Yeah, see, it's like tough. It's a difficult balance because you don't want to be Julia Roberts' niece.

This. But you also don't want to be like, and it couldn't happen with Julia Roberts because there was like a period where she was the biggest movie star in the world. But sometimes like you can eclipse the person who gave you a little bit of a leg up and like that's awkward.

Yeah, the cream rises. I do feel like when she was on Unfabulous, she was Julia Roberts' niece. Totally. who gave you a little bit of a leg up. And like, that's awkward. Yeah, the cream rises. I do feel like when she was on Unfabulous, she was Julia Roberts' niece. Totally. And now she has eclipsed being Julia Roberts' niece to eclipse Julia Roberts. Perhaps not, but I don't think they're in competition. It's better on Fabulous.

Yeah, she literally just like got that show because she was Julia Roberts' niece. Like, it is what it is. It is what it is. Respect, inevitable. She earned her it is. Respect. Totally. Inevitable. She earned her stripes though. She definitely has earned her stripes.

She's one of my favorite little, you know, celebrities. She's one of my favorite celebrities too. She's always like making news in a funny, positive way. She has really like a strong personal brand that she is authentic to Emma self. Yeah.

She loves to read. And that she doesn't veer from. Like she loves to read. She actually reads the book. Like it's not even a question. loves to read. And that she doesn't veer from. Like, she loves to read. She actually reads the book. Like, it's not even a question. Like, she reads the books that she talks about. She has a book club. And then now she's, like, started to produce.

She was Tell Me Lies. Like, I agree. Like, her home in Architectural Digest, even though people were clowning on it, like, it was very Emma. It was very unique to her personal style. She has an aesthetic and a vision, and she sticks with that.

She knows who she is. Like, unlike, sorry to drag you once again,ie perry yeah yeah katie perry has no idea who the hell she is couldn't be emma roberts no no one's ever saying who is emma roberts not to pit women against each other no and not to like drag katie perry any chance i get when we actually love her and we we got ready last night like the final song we were popping our pussies too before like you know doing final touches was woman's world we were we went out of our way to listen to woman's world it's so good i do think that you can put out amazing music while simultaneously not knowing who you are as an artist like we can hold space for both things i completely agree and i just kind of what i went

through when i released 100 it's true you did not know who you were i was just sort of dealing with this sort of crisis in identity crisis of self self. Crisis of self. And just to say, like, there are other people who don't know who they are, but this month is like really Katy Perry month. So she's top of mind. In the realm of people who don't know who they are. Right. Should we start a list? No.

Just so that I don't have to keep citing Katy Perry. We don't need to start a list because it's only Katy Perry. Do you know what I mean? At the moment. There was a period where I feel like Miley didn't know who she was. It's true. There was a period. start a list because it's only Katy Perry. Do you know what I mean? At the moment. There was a period where I feel like Miley didn't know who she was. It's true. There was a period

and I think maybe she's still in this. It's like Demi. I feel like Demi really doesn't know who Demi, who is Demi? That's so true.

And she's always releasing documentaries being like, this is me. And then a couple, nevermind, this is me. Yeah,

I was lying there. Yeah. No, I thought that was what I was gonna be, but it's actually not. It's this thing. Okay. Yeah, Demi. I just, I feel like she what I was going to be. But it's actually not. It's this thing. Okay.

Yeah, Demi. I just, I feel like she just goes through it more. It's like not, like I wouldn't want to like, like it's like sadder, you know? Oh. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Like Katy Perry's like not sad to me. Yeah, I do kind of like forget about that time where like Demi Lovato almost died.

Like there's a lot of Demivato like sad stuff yeah so i don't want to it's not like funny to bring her into it whereas like katie perry is like a fine like yeah yeah i think her personal like she's like very fulfilled she sounded mine she just like doesn't know her brand as an artist whatever who cares yeah the world will go on yeah and she's like laughing all the way to the bank i don't think demi lovato's laughing no no i think demi lovato was like violently sobbing right yeah no that's a good way to put it okay the two are not the same i'm glad you understood like my reflex i was having a hard time articulating it look at his bruno lily shooey crewy bruno woke up and said give me scratches or i'm out of here he's so sweet he's He's such a star. So sweet. We dragged Bruno to

Phil last night at the show. And I told Bruno when I came home, I didn't need a word of it. My fingers were crossed behind my back the entire time I was using you for content. Mommy's getting paid. Like I'll put kibble on the table. And he understood. He's so understanding. He said, kibble, I'm in. He said, mom, like do what you need to do. Bruno's been having a tough week here because everyone's just sort of clowning on him because he's obese and he can't stop eating there's like when obviously when people drop food like he picks it up romeo like refuses to eat his meal if he walks away for two seconds bruno's in there inhaling eating four meals a day now then he also snatches the food out of the children's hands he's right at eye level with them when he stands up height and he is becoming large and in

charge and it's tough you know there and he eats because he's unhappy and he's unhappy because he eats and it's a vicious cycle there are like mobile grooming services where it's like a big van will come and they do everything inside there are also mobile dog runs where it's like a treadmill and you you attach the dog and they just run for like an hour i feel like putting my dog on a mobile dog on treadmill, it says worse things about me than it does about him. It's like, bitch, you can't take your dog for a run. Get up and do your activity. Like for me, how I want to resolve this is I want to take Bruno for more runs, but mommy's busy. Mommy's working. Right, right. No, that's, that's a good way of putting it. Yeah.

I just think if you've gotten to a place where you're putting your dog on the treadmill, like get after it. Look inward. Look inward. Get up. Get out. Get healthy. Get healthy. So Mazel Tov, Emma Roberts.

No, truly. I'm really happy for her. Our next story. We're getting clarity on Aurora Culpo and Pearl Burnin. Oh. Major clarity because she's talking about it on her podcast. I love that. It's kind of what you thought it was, but just like hearing it is making me feel like.

Let me hear. So Aurora confirms that Paul Vernon dumped her the day after her sister, Olivia called him the flavor of the month on Aurora's podcast. And also it's like dear media is like involved in this

because just listen. Oh my God. Not it being about us. No, Aurora's podcast is on dear media. Yes, I knew that. Just keep that in mind as you listen to this.

Aurora confirmed that she was dumped, quote, dumped her words by Paul Vernon in early July after her sister called him her flavor of the month. She said on this week's episode of her podcast, Barely Filtered, a Dear Media production, she said the next day he called me and said it's not working. He was not the flavor of the month. He was the flavor of two months. She joked, I would have preferred it go longer, but unfortunately he dumped me. She said that Olivia made the flavor dig during the July 3rd episode of the podcast. The episode was recorded ahead of her wedding, which was on June 29th, but it was released on July 3rd.

Aurora said she tried getting her show's producers to cut the quip and immediately apologized to her beau privately when she realized the comment was left to go live with the rest of the show. She said she was disappointed that her and Paul's romance fizzled so fast, but she saw it coming even before the wedding, she said. She said like there were things like he doesn't want any more kids and I probably do want to have more kids. She also said their communication style was so different. She's not someone who can give space when someone feels hurt, like I need to talk about things right away. She said we're not compatible. And I would have known that had I let the relationship move at a logical pace, but that's not how I operate. And she said, while the relationship didn't work out, she's still fond of him. She said, he's such a nice guy. He's sweet. He's generous. He's a great dad. He's super funny. So I only have one like thing

about this. It's that, and like, you you know talking to like an audience of people who don't podcast for a living like they don't know better but at dear media but also every podcast network ever like your producer who is in charge of editing your show cutting things out they do what you tell them to do like it's you have full creative control over your show so if you say I want this cut it gets cut it's not like they can be like no that's yeah that's not actually something so benign is that want this cut, it gets cut. It's not like they can be like, no. Yeah, yeah. Especially something so benign as that where it only really matters to the person. It's not like it would be like, break the internet. Even though it kind of did.

The only way that like that would happen is if, you know, you texted your producer being like, hey, can we cut out this thing? And maybe like they forgot. Right. But I don't know. The way she said it was that like, dear media kept it in. That's like not how it works. Right. However,

I, I don't think she's lying. And I also don't think that dear media like kept it in against her wishes. Maybe it was too late. That's possible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And now we've said, I think it was more so too late and then it like already got picked up. So she had to call him like apologize. And then the relationship was too new to survive that. Do you think she's like so mad at Olivia? Like you got me dumped by this guy I really liked. Even though like she said there were some big differences that they were never even

going to work out. So like this relationship probably wasn't going to last. But you never know. But she was enjoying her time. I know. Like it didn't have to end so soon. I was more importantly like I was enjoying it the most out of anyone. It was such a random pairing.

And that's just what I love about our job. You know, things like this happening, two different universes colliding. And then also like the podcasting of it all. And I feel like a lot of times influencers keep like budding romances a secret. And it seems like they're being unnecessarily secretive because it's like, well, I share like your love. But like, this is why you're in love, but like, this is why.

Yeah. This is why you have to survive like the initial stage. That way, when things like this happen, like you, you're a unit. You're not like two strangers, like trying to find common ground.

It's very true. I have that stupid. That's literally why her podcast is called barely filtered though. And that's like who she is. Like she's not someone who's going to like hide what's going on. And you know what? She needs someone who gets that and is okay with that. Maybe a fellow podcaster.

Perhaps. Perhaps. There's a lot of male podcasters. I feel like they're all like married with kids. Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis and Aurora Culkin. Honestly, a ship. I do too.

Oh, and they're like kind of connected. Because Shane Gillis, I don't know if he's from San Francisco, but he loves the 49ers. He's like always like at 49ers. He was at Olivia's wedding. You're lying. Yes, he was at Olivia's wedding. What? Yeah, I saw a picture.

He had this like really hot model on his arm. I went to comedy like top shows and it's just us, you know, and Giggly Squad, just like the girls. We are winning. This used to be a category for men. What about Aurora Culpo and Theo Vaughn? I'm obsessed. You know, actually, I know someone who... Who was with him.

Yeah, in a physical sense. Yes. Yeah. And I think they had positive things to say. What about Aurora Culpo and Will Arnett? Jackie, I was just going to say that. I'm obsessed. Because from Jason Bateman is married i do

believe because i watched her documentary will arnett is also married and just had a baby um and then like sean is gay happy for him but that's like let me say ruining my i think shane gillis is the answer like you're right about burt kreischer tom and burt they're all married. Bert's married? Yeah. Okay. Tim Dillon, gay. Oh, what about Andrew Santino, the redhead? Show me to me, Rachel. Well, he has like a cartoon on his thing. Oh, I don't know him. Okay, I do think Shane Gillis is the answer here.

Okay. I think Theo Vaughn. Okay. Well, he's somebody who understands the craft of podcasting. Or like, this is kind of a curveball, but just be able to

Say with me. Harry Jowsey. No. Except No, like seriously enough with Harry Jowsey. No,

I like Harry Jowsey. I do too, by the way, but he's kind of like the Pete Davidson of reality TV. 100%, but like,

that's a really good call. Just like Pete Davidson with good reason. Yeah. No, he's definitely like super charming, super handsome. And we've met him. He's so nice. He's did some.

He's on Perfect Match right now. And he was like linked with Jess. And I not wanted to spoil anything because I do plan on watching it at some point. And I think he's in like he's in America's doghouse right now. I think he did just dirty. But a guy like that like doesn't stay there long. No, no. And that's,

lest we not forget like how he rose to fame on Too Hot to Handle. Like he fucking lied. Wait, by the way. People forget that. Thank you for bringing that up. He lied so hard

and he threw Francesca under the bus, but he's a liar. It's so crazy how famous him and Francesca are from that show. There's not one person on that show besides the two of them. And they were like the coupled up whose name I even remember. But that was the first season of that are from that show. There's not one person on that show besides the two of them. And they were like the coupled up

whose name I even remember. But that was the first season of that show. And that show is still on. And it's had like a couple of seasons that have gone viral. But the first season was really. But I think a lot of the cast members, especially from the first season,

have a lot of followers. Yes. Like Chloe. They have successful career influencers. Chloe, yes. Was she first or second season? First season, I think. And then she stayed in like

the Netflix reality TV universe, like going on other shows. And Melinda now, she was from a different season. I love Melinda. She's on Perfect Match. I love Melinda. But the levels of success that Harry and Francesca had, like could not be replicated, but that was also COVID.

Yeah, no, and it was the first season of this show with a unique concept. Same with Love is Blind. And the concept really doesn't work as well on- Once people know- Subsequent seasons because it was the big surprise yeah totally um like the kardashians were watching and then remember chloe had like there was rumors that picture up at bentley like yeah obsessed obsessed so love is

dead aurora and paul are done but i appreciate her like bringing it to the podcast and then not leaving us like once once we knew yeah are you ready for our next story number three number three i am mauricio yomansky yomansky was packing on the pda with a mystery woman in mykonos so mauricio was photographed kissing and embracing a mystery woman in mykonos on wednesday he arrived with bags in the mykonos airport when the unidentified woman approached him after seemingly waiting for his plane to land. It was like a cute picture and video. And like these two are not together. So it's fine. It's all kosher. It's just weird. It's like seeing your dad. This is like, you know, Kyle's husband. Who took this video? Like somebody who I love. Yeah. I

am still so confused. Like what happened between the two of them and the Morgan weight of it all. We like never got clarification and Morgan and Kyle, like haven't really been seen together that much. Oh really? Yeah. I feel like for a while it was like paparazzi, paparazzi,

paparazzi. I've stopped keeping up like when I don't have to stop caring. And when I watch Beverly Hills again, I'll care once more, but in the off season, I don't care. That's fair. So all the ladies were just together for Lisa Rinna's 61st birthday oh that's nice to read and Kyle who are I saw Dorit's outfit who are you know at odds Dorit and Kyle damn yeah so the ladies of

Beverly Hills are constantly doing the most but there has been like a really piqued interest in the Umansky family obviously from the divorce but also their show on Netflix is really popular buying Beverly Hills so people have like a whole new interest in the family not just kyle which includes mauricio and the girls yeah so i think it's kind of been like a perfect storm of them really getting to the height of their fame as a family not just as one housewife and then also this divorce which came as a shock to people who have known them for 10 plus years yeah i still find it shocking and while the video like on its face was cute like i don't know it just felt wrong it's just not kyle this is a married man and it was so long that it was kyle who was like giving mugs because it's so it's going to take a moment to adjust and we

don't know who this woman is but like he's obviously having like a girly girl summer packed his bags went to mykonos like that's giving midlife crisis like only like 60 year old men who go to mykonos are having midnight midlife crises. But like when you're having a midlife crisis and I don't really know a lot about midlife crises like what's the prognosis like do you lean into it? How do you get through it? Is the best way out through

it? Get the convertible. Go to Mykonos. I think you have to do all these things and then a moment comes where like you see yourself from the outside. It's like this stupid looking old man with these 15 year olds. is that how it ends and I think the shame sets in and that's the official end of the crisis and is there a way to go through a midlife crisis and not get divorced slash cheat slash be with younger women well so not everyone goes through a midlife crisis and so I think obviously the the cure to the crisis is the cure to whatever's going on in

your life like are you unhappy are you insecure like do you feel like you're being held back I think people who are happy in their life and have balance with love and family and good relationships I don't know if they go through that and if it does it manifests itself in really harmless type of ways like you buy a bike or something you know yeah you're not like going out to bars till four in the morning with like sorority girls. Yeah. Okay. Well, shout out to anyone who's going through a midlife crisis.

I hope it ends quickly and swiftly. Yeah. And I hope like the moment of shame, like the pinnacle of the crisis, like isn't too damaging. Or do you like live as your post-crisis self forever? Oh, now you're just like a delusional old man.

Some people don't ever come out of it. And I think it's the men who aren't married. Because married men like have a wife of X amount of years to like, okay, have fun. And then it gets to a point where it's like, stop it. You're a grown man. Come inside. Yeah. And so I think it's the men who are, to use my favorite word, a bit untethered.

Who perhaps don't come out of it or take an extremely long time to come out of it. Okay. So do you think this is a midlife crisis? I think it's a mini one. And I do think he's in crisis. Like his whole life is over. So he's building a new life and like, yeah,

starting Mykonos with a young hot thing. A thousand percent. Okay. Well, have fun on your trip. Um, can I have my iPad? Um,

sure. Um, thanks so much. Um, why would I have denied you that? Right? Oh no, I just,

I, I just need it, you know? Yeah. So are you ready for our next story now denied you that, right? No, I just need it, you know? Yeah. So are you ready for our next story now that you have your iPad? No. Wow, Turt. Really, Turt?

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claiming she gained access to explicit videos of him and Raquel on his cell phone without his permission according to court documents obtained by ET Tom claims that Ariana quote obtained access to his cell phone and reviewed images information data video and or communications including but not limited to FaceTime videos between Levis and Sandoval without Sandoval's authorization or permission it further claimed in court documents on Tuesday that Ariana went as far as making copies of the video and shared them with Levis and third parties. A couple of things. It's important to note this is like a strategic legal move

because Raquel is suing Tom and Ariana together. So Tom suing Ariana is a way of like shifting blame, being like, look, when I'm suing her. But didn't Ariana like say that she did this like that she saw the face and she like airdropped it to herself and then got an uber and left that show perhaps yes it's because it's not everything that you just described sounds like something they said in the show already no this is not new information it feels like i don't remember the exact order of events but yes she did go into his phone because it was while she was holding it and she saw something and then I guess like sent it to herself

at the very least, allegedly. So yeah, it's not that he's putting her on blast for something we didn't already know. And unfortunately, I think the footage is going to corroborate his version of events. It's that he is now like suing her and putting her in like more legal distress after everything else that he's put her through.

And people are very, very upset about this. Like the fans, of course, are upset. Katie was going off on him. Of course, Ariana was going off. Sheena is like, I should have never even given him another chance. I had seen a statement from Tom's team.

I don't think it was part of the documents. I was trying to find the statement, but I don't know why I can't find it where they were explaining how this is like kind of par for the legal course. Like it's the next logical move. And while he's so apologetic for his affair and will always be, like this isn't a part of that

and like this is not something that he did. Yeah, I hear that. I also think like Raquel suing these two, like seriously, you would think she really would want to move on. She left the show and this not only keeps her name in the press, it keeps the three of them connected from this terrible event so they should raquel should

really drop it and then everybody else would drop it and like they could all save themselves the legal fees because no one's going to win here they're just seriously going to be like suing each other paying lawyers for years with no real outcome yeah and i don't even know what the law whose side the law is on in this situation also is footage from banner pump rules like admissible in court sure or is it considered like art i think it's in it's reality tv because she really has said that that she did that like she saw the videos she's i think she said she sent them to herself right yeah that's quote making a copy yeah i don't know i think people are most upset not that she

did that but that he's suing her now and just like putting her through more of course yeah i agree it's not gonna end well i don't think for anyone financially and it's so expensive and i think for raquel i know i think raquel like has family money but like legal fees are like beyond i think she probably has family money in the sense that like they'll help her out but like legal fees are like beyond i think she probably has family money in the sense that like they'll help her out but like i don't think she has like hundreds of thousands buckets of money to just pay lawyers forever and who would want that right like for real want to spend their money that way so she really should drop it especially because she's out of the public eye and now the only time we're talking about her i guess she has a podcast but really all the

headlines about her like about this lawsuit it's just reminding everyone about the thing the thing that she did but you know ariana's out here living her best life is a real thing it is vagina and if she didn't have a case i don't think she would if she didn't have even a chance at winning case i don't think she would have moved forward with this so you have to consider how she feels with people and her castmates and her friends like seeing this video of her for sure that was never meant for them to see and it was also a facetime screen recording that was never meant to be recorded and i don't know what the law is i know in new york recording a phone call without the other person's consent is completely illegal for sure but it's different state to state morally bankrupt doesn't mean she's not entitled to privacy to the same laws that other people have totally so it's a very

messy situation and furthermore and i'm sure you people have totally so it's a very messy situation and furthermore and i'm sure you guys could have guessed it's like personally like i am over this like i'm i am over talking about these three people as they relate to one another agreed even when it's fun to talk about i'm done talking about it and like this is so ethically messy yeah i'm not enjoying it and i can imagine, I don't think anybody is. And hopefully Ariana's just like enjoying this moment. She's having like hosting the show that like has taken America by storm.

The ratings for Peacock's Love Island USA are off the charts. Ariana's just a star of it, living in wherever the hell she is, Fiji for the last couple of weeks. Like that's good. And she's, you know, working because she's going to have some legal bills to file.

Yeah. Damn. Damn. Are you ready for our 15 finals ever been sued uh well we had that thing that wasn't like we weren't sued though they like were threatening us but they didn't sue so no yeah me neither but that's the closest i feel like you would know if i was sued i know but like you've just kind of like lived this crazy life you know i guess i don't think i've lived a crazy life that you don't know about i think you just have like forgotten things about me do you know what i mean exactly yes like were you even listening when they said that no not a word but yeah like you should have known that i dressed up as dcc but you forgot no i shouldn't have known that like with my memory you couldn't tell me and at the time dcc meant nothing to me okay that i'll allow but you

couldn't tell me anyone that you've dressed up as that I would have no idea that you were ever them. Like, try and give me your most random Halloween costume. DJ Khaled's son. I know it. You knew that, okay. Jemay. I was right there with you.

Jemay private school. Yeah, you were there. Suffering. The thing is, I also didn't see you that Halloween. It's not like we hung out that Halloween. But I was in the city. We were different girls back then. Like, we had separate social lives. Now we have one life intertwined. One life to live. Literally. But before that, no, we actually used to like have friends. And do stuff separately.

Yeah. I went to a super fun party that night. Oh, I'm so jealous. You would have loved it. But that was before you really trusting me. Yeah. To make decisions. Yeah. To make decisions. Yeah. Exactly. And I was so unhappy in my life then, like for real. LOL. What does that teach you? It was very Colgate-y. And sometimes you love that, but sometimes it's like too inside.

Yeah, these aren't my people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do think objectively you would have really liked it. Shit. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. It's a little wardrobe malfunction news

because Maren Morris. Morris. Sorry, Maren Morris reacted to her a little wardrobe malfunction news because marin morris morris sorry marin morris reacted to her onstage wardrobe malfunction i don't know if you guys have seen and don't go and look if you haven't seen but for those of you who have marin morris was performing at a concert in new jersey and she was wearing a skirt with a really high slit up the leg and there was a breeze and no there wasn't a breeze it was just she was walking and like the mathematician in the room like didn't calculate that when she walks at a certain angle like people can see her cooter yeah and the video came on my tiktok and i saw it and i was like oh my god it does look like she's wearing like a cooter sticker yeah like a bandage almost yeah like as i think a lot of starlets like wear that when they know they could have a slip of the coot

yes but it was not a slip it was sort of a projection of the cooter of the cooter brawn um she she posted on tiktok like a reaction to it with wop playing in the background the caption is hey guys did anything weird happen today anyways stream intermission and then she wrote um i think i'll frame the skirt okay i do love somebody using an opportunity to shamelessly self-promote um it's not like she's trying to hide it like she's because we wouldn't have made this a story because it's like actually really sad that this happened when it happened it's not a story it's not a story but her reaction makes me feel like it's giving consent no and this is what she said when someone was like asking if she was embarrassed she was like quote like i've given birth nothing embarrasses me anymore.

Honestly, facts. Yeah. Like when you have 800 people up your vagina, I imagine you just sort of kind of like let go of the whole like vagina privacy thing. Yeah. Yeah. And I feel as though just knowing what we do know about her,

like I don't feel like she'd be someone who would be. Sensitive. Yeah. Like, okay, there you go. You're welcome. did she get divorced yes it's like something that happened that i i feel like i'm always happened quietly and i feel like when i remember it i'm like no i think that happened in a dream or something like no she did that was so weird and her next album intermission i think her her next song is like i don't ever

want to fall in love again it's all about like being in her rebound era of like casual hookup era that's like the head the pr got it i she like made a vow to leave country music and as somebody who follows country music i actually feel like that was effective like i do i don't hear i didn't even know she had a new song and i used to like literally like follow every song that is called i didn't even know that there was an album. I feel like that was actually, like she actually left. I thought she was just being like, I'm leaving.

The album hasn't come out yet. But I didn't know it was announced. I didn't know there was a single already out. That's because I didn't choose it as a story and I almost did. Well, but still, it would have come across my desk in one way or the other. She has two songs out,

I Hope I Never Fall in Love and Cut Feet, Julia Michaels. But I guess that she really is like promoting her music like on different radios like she's not on country radio she's not doing the circuit of things like i would normally say yeah and like spotify took her off my release radar i guess because i was listening to release radar this morning from country usually right no my release writer music that i listen to and like yeah but that's that's based on like your listening of country music and so she would have been thrown in there but now she's been taken out of the country pool

but like i listen to marin mar like she should be been thrown in there, but now she's been taken out of the country pool. No, but like I listened to Maren Marr. Like she should be an artist when there's a new song that goes on my release radar. Instead it was like the new Bebe Finn. And I have to say like, I've listened to more Maren Marr's in my life than Bebe Finn. That's really tough. Bebe Finn.

Bebe Finn. I don't know that one. Oh yeah, we haven't watched it. You would like it. It's just Bebe Finn. His name is Finn and he's a Bebe. Love that for him i guess that makes sense and he has two siblings his sister and a brother and two parents and the whole

show is just like different sketches different vignettes and they sing songs like there's not a minute of dialogue it's just them singing different songs and it's made by pink fung which is baby shark so like everything is like to that tune like let's go hunt it like the let's go hunt it. Like the let's go hunt. I mean the, the do, do, do, do,

do like seriously could drive me like actually off a cliff. It's not so bad. It's pretty bad. I don't mind. It's also like fun. You can have fun with it. Like baby Bruno, baby.

That's your, where are you? But that's not baby shark. Is it? No, that's mommy finger. What's baby? Oh,

baby shark. That song sucks. It's not the greatest, but it's captured hearts and minds for a reason. Like, it's got to be. It's going to be me. But, you know, my whole thing about Bebe Finn, I think, I've said this before, but you probably weren't listening, which is, like, season one of Bebe Finn. But I listen to everything. Season one of Bebe Finn on Netflix.

It's, like, three episodes. They're each an hour. And it's just Finn and his siblings and parents, like, singing and being wholesome. And I don't think it cuts too quickly. So I'm like, great. Bebe Finn approved content. Yeah. Season two comes out.

It's fucking nuts. Like strobe lights, addiction, crack, seizure, cocaine for the children. So no, Bebe Finn season two is not approved content. Damn. What else is approved? Like mommy content for somebody like you who's very conscious of screen time and how fast the show cuts from one scene to the next right so here are approved content we do mickey mouse clubhouse even though it's probably not a perfect show by any means but it brings so much joy it does and i will allow it and like the whole world is

mickey and and that's sweet yeah we also have been enjoying olaf oh his frozen adventures frozen adventure and he also has like a little vignettes of on they're like three minute clips on disney plus it's also important that you show harry like a body positive jewish role model he loves he came to olaf on his own i love snowman i love that oh we watch a lot of the grinch the animated one and what's so funny is I remember when it came out it was like way before I was probably not even married yet and I was like who needs the Grinch animated it's number two in my house after Mickey and then like another show that I've heard is good like slow watching and it does seem slow is called

trash truck it's cute it's just like this little boy about us it's a way like loves his garbage truck oh my god does he recycle for sure oh i don't know because he loves the garbage truck like i don't know if he goes with recycling damn so we've got a little bit we shouldn't like kids need to know that garbage trucks are extremely dangerous like you can literally die if you're thrown into one like i don't think we should just be like you know normalizing the garbage truck i hope the show teaches garbage truck safety like to stay away and keep your hands and fingers outside of the truck i hope so too it's kind of like a dangerous weapon yeah and that's all i'll say about that so those are the usual suspects and those are the stories and those

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