The Toast - Dumb Moms: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy Tuesday, or as I like to call it, Tuesday, because I'm making choices today. And one of those choices is to spend the morning with my favorite girlest willy on the planet. It's Jackie. Let's see how long I can talk before I let her say a word today. It's my turn. Hey, turdy. Me! it's my turn hey turdy i love that i love that you feel you have a choice but you don't have a choice but to spend every morning with me jackie there's this little thing called free will and if

i wanted to like isn't it crazy both you you and me both we both have the power to just like fuck this shit up and be like listen i'm done with the toast the thing is it's funny that we're having this conversation today because we literally don't like i'm sick as a dog and I have no power to say like I'm done with the toast today no no but I think the show must go on like whenever I'm like crossing the street I'm always like it's amazing that like the car at the red light has free will and isn't just gonna run me over Like the way that we've all just decided, most of us, to be civilized, it's really amazing. Like I always think, I'm like, I'm three inches from a car. What is stopping this guy from just killing me? It's this unwritten social

contract that we've all signed. So like, to be decent to one another, you know, some of the time. Some of the time. Not most, not all as we've seen. Not on World Kindness Day, that's for sure. Certainly not. But like, yeah, you could just quit. Okay, if I quit, like if you quit, I would continue on and I'd probably do it with Ben. Okay.

Who would you, if I quit, who would you do it with? Olivia Margot. Which one? I'd see who Olivia Margot. Which one? I'd see who wants the job. Which one? Whoever wants the job, or maybe I'd make them audition. Maybe I'd put it to a vote. Oh, she'd be testing them.

A, B, testing. Q scores. Screen testing. Screen testing the girls. Okay, that's a good answer. Okay, thanks. You're welcome. Are you going somewhere?

No, no, nowhere. Seems like you've given this a lot of thought. No, no, I am giving a lot of thought always to just the concept of free will. Do we have it? Sound off in the comments. I think that we do. What do you think? I think technically we do.

Technically? But human nature plays a part. Yeah. I mean, we still have a code of behavior and a code of ethics that we all want to abide by, but it's our free will to engage in those. Like, yeah, when I'm driving, like I could just run the red light and kill some people,

but like I don't want to pay the price of that. And I also don't feel like killing people, you know? Right. So that's my human nature stepping in to kind of trump my free will yeah cool yeah just that's what I was thinking about this morning when I was crossing the street maybe you didn't think that because you work from home um so you didn't you didn't like pass any cars on your way to work today yeah and I just know if it's something that's such dumb shit sometimes okay free will is not dumb shit bitch like it's maybe it's because I just read the measure yeah I actually

think we had this conversation I was trying to think if we've had it on the toast or on the redheads when we read the measure we were talking about free will and all of us kind of chimed in on like what our thoughts are about free will so I don't know if that was here or there but my thought is that like I think we all have free will we can make whatever decision that we want but like God knows what decisions we're gonna make well yes that's true but then you think about there are people who literally do plow their cars into crowds of people. And maybe those people like took the concept of free will like too crazy. Yeah. Because that's really, I can't, I can't think of another explanation.

I don't think that's what it is. That like their free will switch just flipped. I think that there's a different code that they live by. Or they're mentally ill. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So maybe everything's not about free will is what you're saying. Yeah. There's just more that goes into ill. Yeah. Yeah, okay. So maybe everything's not about free will is what you're saying.

Yeah, there's just more that goes into it. Yeah. Okay. So it's Tuesday. This is a raging debate that philosophers and theologians have been having for centuries. So, you know, you and I kind of jumping in on a random Tuesday. No, I think our experience and our thoughts are valid yeah I'm saying but you know we're just part of a larger conversation okay and then it you know

then it makes me think of another larger conversation nature versus nurture where do you land on that Jax a bit of both yeah because and to me like that's always been my thinking but then watching three identical strangers prove that. Like to me, that settled the debate. It's a bit of nature and a bit of nurture. You really can't talk about nature versus nurture without bringing up Three Identical Strangers. If you haven't seen the documentary, like you absolutely must. And the way, like I just stumbled upon that documentary on a Delta flight once. And then I like was texting everyone I know and like Googling it. They're like, yeah, we all saw it two years ago. That's so me. And then made it my personality and then found a personal connection to the documentary if you

guys were in a part of that era on the toast that was so crazy we're like literally three identical strangers is our roman empire yes it's our roman empire like I was fully convinced that Ben's mom was like a part of this um like study that was done because she was adopted it was it was uh the same adoption agency like I never got any proof but like I was just I made it about myself yeah no you did have a very clear connection I had a strong case it wasn't a stretch by any means considering like how you could have stretched to make it about you you didn't really didn't have to it was right there I've done you know bigger backflips to make it about you. You really didn't have to. It was right there. I've done, you know, bigger backflips to make it about myself. 100%.

That was a crazy time. If you haven't watched Three Identical Strangers, I would actually, it's one of the things I would say, turn off the toast and go watch it. Don't wait till the episode is over. Like, go watch it now. And then, you know, call your local congressmen and write your representatives to get those papers unsealed at Yale University. Not enough people talk about, like, as long as we're all talking about

what's going on at college campuses right now, let's talk about how Yale has sealed medical documents about this incredibly fucked up study experiment that was done on real people without them knowing. And there are people walking around now who don't even know they were a part of the study because it all happened when they were actual newborns. And Yale University has all that information and could actually like reunite families and they won't unseal it. Let's talk about that. No, and it's like, it won't be unsealed to like 2080 or something. Everyone who participated would be dead.

Also, they ran this medical experiment and in those records are the results. So it's like, okay, you were tested on. You fucked up all these people's lives. You fucked up these people's lives. Like, what did you learn? And there's so much anarchy going on on college campuses and i'm not really one to advocate for breaking the law but like why not steal the records yeah i'm gonna steal the declaration of independence we

need nicholas cage up in this bitch fucking steal the records okay i i'm with jackie hashtag steal the record like why are these records so protected? Like fucking steal them. There's no sense of lawfulness. Jackie. There's no sense of ethics right or wrong. Steal the records. Okay. Jackie, if only Jewish students were protected as swiftly and as fiercely as these documents were. Well, you know that the documents are about medical experiments that were on Jewish children. So they really don't give a shit about letting them out. No No but we're just like. Actively living in the cover up. Like we saw the documentary. Everybody. It blew the thing wide open.

And then in 2080. When these things come out. We're going to be like. Well why wasn't in like 2020. People still advocating. While they were alive. To get the documents unsealed. So that's what.

I'm protecting my legacy. By having this conversation. Like I did the right thing. Yeah. No same. And I feel like it. It you know. It obviously moved through the news cycle.

It's not top of mind for anyone except for us. And we need to bring it back into the four. I know there's a lot going on in the world, but this is important. We need to make three identical strangers like trend again. Somebody needs to post about it on TikTok. You know how they like TikTok? They'll post like a whole. Yale Archival Center is over party.

Hashtag Yale is over party. Yale's been over party. Yale will always be over party. Hashtag Yale is over party. Yale's been over party. Yale will always be over party. So it's Tuesday. We've got a show that, you know, can't tell 100%, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be fabulous. It already is. It always is.

That's the thing. But I feel like we have some things working against us today like my sickness oh I thought you were gonna say free will no I wasn't you're worse I'm worse than I was yesterday yes I'm hoping like this is rock bottom and I start to get better but between the sin of feeling sneezes and nose blowing like i apologize in advance i know it's annoying but imagine how i feel imagine how i feel put yourself in my shoes imagine how tired we are of it imagine how tired we are of it right so i do apologize i apologize for nasalness she's slurring she's sick she's But wait, you know what you might need? A nice warm chili to, you know, ease the pain in your throat. Invigorate the senses.

Warm the cockles of your heart. And very exciting. Jackie and I have been talking a lot. Not actually a lot. We've mentioned a few times recently that we're doing like a whole merch rebrand. New company, new website, new everything. And our first big collection is set to come out in a few weeks. But a few days ago, Jackie had this like crazy idea for just a random merch drop.

And so last night we just put up on our new website, which is shoptoastmerch.com, a collection of very chili inspired items. And it isn't like the big new drop we've been talking about. We just like had this idea and we wanted to get it up for preorder at shoptoastmerch.com. It's chili season merch because it is that time of year. We needed to get it out. We couldn't wait. We couldn't wait.

I was making my chili and I was like, I need merch to signify this season of my life. Like I want to wear this every Sunday while I'm whipping up a chili and having a chili day. Right. So check that out. The pictures are on our Instagram, but you could just go to shoptoesmerch.com to get a crew neck, a hoodie, or a hat. You can get whatever size you want because it's available for pre-order.

So it's not going to like sell out. You can place your order now. It'll ship in about three weeks and you can get whatever you want. But that's not our big merch collection that we've been teasing. No, no, no, no, no. So just don't get confused and get excited

because what we've been teasing is really exciting. And we will continue to tease it. And we've always been teasing it. And we always will be teasing it. If that ain't the truth. So how are the stories today? The stories are mediocre, which I find sometimes an added value because sometimes when we have like fire stories,

we get, we have to talk about them. You know what I mean? Yeah, like yesterday was very analytical. Yeah, yesterday was very like, you know, here's what's going on in pop culture. When the stories are a little less than, we have to get creative. Yeah.

And that's when we do our best work. So as I said, I think it will be a great show based on her track record. If I was a betting woman. But. If history is any indicator. But. There's always a chance that it's not.

There's always a chance. I mean, you're right. There are things working against us. Yeah. Like the nasal-ness is not my best sound. It's giving Fran fine. Oh, is it? Yeah.

Okay. That makes it better. Like she's very nasally. That makes it have you ever seen the nanny of course oh okay nick at night baby yeah but you never did like a rewatch right no no i definitely would recommend it i have so much on my content plate right now so i started iron flame last night i'm three pages in. The new book. The new fourth wing book. Yeah, but I have Lessons in Chemistry, which I'm watching like with the people.

It's episode by episode. I've heard The Buccaneers on Apple TV was made. I've heard it's excellent. I've heard it was made for me. Yeah. And I did see a commercial for it and I thought the same. Then I have, there was a series I was going to watch. I need to start writing these things down. I pretty much only have Gossip Girl.

I watched three episodes last night. Me and Ben turned to each other in the middle and we were like, this is the greatest show ever made. Like, to put it simply, it's like, there's never been a show that's better. Really? I thought you were going to say the opposite. Like, your time has come to an end.

No, no. In the beginning, it definitely took a little like, what is this? Like, it was a little cringe, and I like dragged it like last week. We're at the beginning of season two now. It's just simply incredible. Great.

There's nothing better, for real. Now I know. And then I discovered last night, because I forget what we were talking about. We were just talking about shows like Gossip Girl. I brought up the OC and Ben's like, I've never seen it. So that's what we'll be doing next.

That is such a good rewatch. I rewatched it recently. Especially for Ben, because Ben is Sandy Cohen. Oh my God. Claudia, you need to start it like now. I know.

I forget that there's an element of Judaism in the OC. Like you wouldn't think. You wouldn't. Honestly, you need to move on from Gossip Girl and start the OC. Ben's never. I know. And he is Sandy Cohen. Ben is Sandy Cohen. I couldn't believe. Oh, because we were talking about Leighton Meester. I'm like, you know who he's, she's married to now. And he was like, yes, Adam Brody. And Ben's like, what's he from? I'm like, oh, he's Seth Cohen. He's like, who's Seth Cohen? I'm like, have you never seen the OC? so that's how we got to that conversation oh my god so that that's like an exciting thing coming up that is exciting wow

yeah um so it's just kind of been a lot about that recently in my life I understand that's good it's a good place to be how are the boys boys? Are they sick? Did they get you sick? Yeah, Harry was the culprit on this one. But I seem to be like sicker than he was because it passed for him already. So let me ask you a question, because I know part of being a mom is like just getting sick because your kid gets sick at school. Everybody's carrying around a bunch of germs. Does it hit different when you get sick from your kid?

It's like it's like better. Like anything Harry gives me. We're so, we're so simpatico. We're sick together. But to be honest, most of the sicknesses he's had, like I'm already immune to as an adult. Like he gets sick because he's littler and getting everything for the first time.

So it's been a while since he gave me something. And this is just a common cold. Like it's really nothing crazy. It's just like so inconvenient. There's nothing to take for it. And I can't even take a typical like cold and sinus medication because I'm breastfeeding

and it will dry you out because that's what it's meant to do. Like dry out your sinuses. It dries up your supply. Okay, but I would just imagine that like Harry comes over and he gives me, you know, like a leaf. It's the most beautiful, amazing leaf

I've ever received in my life. So I imagine Harry comes over and gives me the, you know, like a leaf. It's the most beautiful, amazing leaf I've ever received in my life. So I imagine Harry comes over and gives me the common cold. Like, does it feel different? You can be honest. No, it feels the same, but it's nice to like be in it with in the trenches with him. Yeah. Mommy understands. Yeah.

Mommy's what you're going through. Yeah. And then I know like what might be bothering him a little tickle in the throat. Let's have an icy. Let's have a pedialyte icy. That makes sense. You know, good. So I get to like experience it. If he can't tell me his symptoms, I know, you know, mommy knows. Mommy knows best. Mommy knows everything. And it's good if I get it because then I get the antibodies of whatever it is and I pass them on to Charlie. So it's a whole little ecosystem. Let me ask you another question about motherhood because you know they say like mother knows best and as you get older you realize like you know everything you

were told as a kid like your parents weren't really always right about everything. So are you coming into you like you're now the person. I know. Who knows everything. Yeah. How does that feel and where do you get your information? That's a great question. I mean a lot of it I think is like passed down from like what your parents generations have done and like what they would do when you were sick and little like things but then I also see some then also we go to the doctor we learn more I see some stuff on the internet like oh here's a little remedy for tummy ache yeah but what I'm saying is more like they always say like mommy knows best they don't say like daddy knows best no offense so like you're like what separates you from the pack of your family as the leader?

Intuition. Mother. That's true. It is real. It is? Yes. A hundred percent. It's very real.

And that's just biological. Because I've seen that. And that's on God. Literally. Because I've seen you become that, you know, even in our own, even as it pertains to me, you know, like I just kind of defer to you. Like you've really just become that person. It doesn't happen overnight. It's like a slow transition. Yeah, it doesn't happen overnight, but it's just a wisdom acquired over time. That's beautiful. Coupled with mother's

intuition. Like I just feel like when the day comes god willing I should be so lucky to be a mother like I'm not gonna be like a smart one like I'm still like like dumb do you know what I mean I know what you're saying because are there moms out there serious question who are dumb yes okay and I was just thinking that like not every mother at the outset has all this wisdom i think a lot of it is learning on the job yeah you know you could get sick once and then the next time you are more prepared yeah so it's a wising up over time but you're not dumb like you're not a dumb woman no like other women might be jackie like i. Like I'm really like not smart when it comes to like common sense. Like I think I'm very business savvy.

I think I'm smart in, you know, different and unique ways. But when it comes to like, I find myself like the answer to like obvious things are always like right in front of most people. And they're like never in front of me. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, every once in a while I do you know what I mean yeah I mean every once in a while I do something incredibly dumb okay that makes me feel better and I'm like oh I'm so I'm

so dumb like I think I'm smart and I'm just a dummy okay that's a universal experience is that what you're saying yeah like I I'll do something and I'm like like I wish I could think of an example but it's like, no, like, like the answer is so obvious and it didn't even cross my mind. Yeah, no, I wish I could. I feel like something is on the tip of my tongue of something I did recently that was like dumb common sense. Oh, I mean, I guess like when you rolled your ankle, like you should have walked through the weeds of grass.

You should have just walked on the sidewalk. Yeah, I was thinking that too. But just like dumb stuff, even when it comes to like cooking. Like sometimes I'll put my hand on something that's like obviously hot. No. That's so me coded. Like. Totally.

Like. Oh. You know what? I kind of. I have like a. I have a cooking hack for everyone. Okay. I guess a lot of people do this.

But like we don't because we keep kosher. But like at Costco and a million grocery stores. They sell just like a rotisserie chicken that's already cooked. So like you just heat it up and that's literally dinner. Yeah. So I was on Instacart yesterday and I saw that Fairway had a kosher one. Yeah. Dinner.

I literally made dinner. Ben was shook. I'm like, I made dinner. Oh, so the cooking hack is to buy a rotisserie chicken? Yeah. Even though like I know everybody knows that, but like we haven't really been able to participate in that. No, it's true. We don't get to participate in it and then I think the next

level of that is like when you use the rotisserie chicken from the store and like make a chicken pot pie so Ben does that with um chicken salad he's like a rotisserie so when I got oh this is insane I literally was so excited I like made dinner Ben got home late he was podcasting he went on um chicks in the Office and like they went on him. So Good Guys X Chicks in the Office collab coming out. Was it both of the boys? Well, so the Chicks in the Office, the Chicks are in LA. I saw they were at Dear Media Studios.

Were they doing Good Guys? Yes. So like Ben was like the loser on the remote end of it. And he was like, honestly, that never works out. I'm sorry. It doesn't. I don't think so either. That's why we don't do that. The girlies and Josh were like kiki hard.

And Ben was like Loserville Central and sitting in this chair right here. What was the point? Where was I go? Oh, so he gets home and I like was so generous. I got this rotisserie chicken. Bless you. Let it out, girl. Put it in the book.

I put my mic across the room. OK, hopefully that helps. But you can hear me, right right my rotisserie chicken story it's really interesting um so Ben gets home and he's like oh rotisserie chicken so I'm like yeah I made some rice Ben was gonna like make some veggies and I was like that's dinner like so easy you know and he's like no I think I'm gonna shred this up and make chicken salad I'm like like I was personally offended I'm like of all, I bought this for us so we could like have dinner for you to then take the chicken that I bought that I spent time on, time sourcing. Sourcing. And then take it away from me and tear it up for your nasty fucking chicken salad.

He couldn't understand why I was like so deeply offended by that. Yeah. It's offensive because it was your idea. It was your rotisserie chicken. Yes. And he's making something that you don't eat. Thank you. He could make a chicken pot pie with it and that would be better.

I wouldn't eat that. Okay. Chicken soup. I'm not sick. You understand what I'm saying, right? Like, yeah, but. Chicken casserole. No.

Okay, whatever the fuck you eat. Yeah, okay, okay. If he had made something that was like turdy friendly something that you've been dying for like that's a good use of the chicken but to just be so selfish and unkind on world kindness day i on world kindness day nonetheless i knew you would understand yeah so did he use the whole chicken or like half of it his portion i literally said sit down we're having rotisserie chicken for dinner. And that's what we had.

And you said, you'll eat it. You'll eat it and you'll like it. That's exactly what I said. Well, maybe I am a mother. Maybe like, I feel like as you're entering your homemaking era, this is preparing you because now you have dinner on the table. Okay, sure. You have to do it seven nights a week every day for the rest of your life.

Maybe that's why God made men so dumb and incapable to prepare. This is obviously a heteronormative way of thinking. So pardon my, my heteronormativity, my exclusivity, but maybe God made men so fucking stupid and incapable so that by the time we get married, you're married for maybe a year,

two years, three years, my case seven before you have children. So you're prepared for that sort of immaturity and toddler-esque like behavior. It's true, but some men, well, first of all, your husband is- I refuse to believe it. That some men are smart? No, that some men are like capable who do, I don't mean like smart as in like wisdom.

I mean like you know chores meals clean up household things your husband cooks and thank god for that like your husband is an actual chef okay yes and while that's lovely to have like uh you know a coq au vin for dinner but what about the like the dishes Ben made literally okay ben last night made just like roasted onions and carrots we just had like some stuff so we had a veggie not onions like carrots potatoes whatever four dishes like four pots and pans he needs an opd a one pot dish but like to ben if he's not making enough dishes like it's not enough of a meal do you know what i mean he doesn't feel like he's really cooking yeah i understand that also like a theory I have what I was also thinking it's like when

Zach and like right now I'm like such a homemaker like I try and cook something every single day I had fresh muffins in my house like I'm just you're in that era I'm that woman but when Zach and I were dating like if he was looking for a homemaking wife like it would not have been me like I remember one time I was like I'm gonna cook dinner for him at my apartment like do something special whatever Olivia made the whole meal and the thing that like I was in charge of I think it was like just chopping a salad like took me forever to chop and it's like if you had you really don't know what you're gonna get when you when you are with someone young. And then, I mean, looking at how I've blossomed, but like,

it's true. You would have never expected this for me. I'm so glad you brought up a salad. Cause like the absolute one time I ever cooked for Ben while we were dating, he was like, we were together and he randomly like wanted a salad. I was like, okay.

I was like, let me make it. And like, to this day, he still talks about the salad. So I like kind of, it was so good? No.

I don't eat salad. So I don't really know what goes in a salad, you know? It depends on your preference. And it depends what you have in the fridge. So I put salad in, lettuce. I cut up carrots, but like they were baby carrots. So they were just these kind of like really weird circles. Yeah, that's hard to eat amongst other things.

Then I put hearts of palm in it, which Ben doesn't like. Okay, he's wrong for that. And then like I know Ben loves dressing and he loves sauce. Like I just put Russian on top. That's pretty disgusting. And to this day, like he still talks about the salad. Like I can see the salad in my head, like the round little carrots. It was not my finest moment.

The thing about salads is that they're typically like you have to go with a vibe. Like you have to select your salad and then that will dictate choose your player, choose your players. So if you wanted to do obviously Caesar salad, you should have done that. Cause it's just like lettuce,

cheese and croutons. You can buy all those things. Yeah. Or if you want to do like a Greek salad that tells you what the ingredients better onion, olive cucumber. Yeah. Yum.

I do a bit of mix and match, but when you're making your salad for yourself, you can do whatever the hell you want. It basically sounds like what you're saying is salad is personal. Salad is personal. So I feel like we've dilly-dallied long enough, and perhaps it's time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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The big D. Chris Appleton files for divorce from Lucas Gage after six months of marriage. According to LA divorce documents obtained by People, Chris cited irreconcilable differences on Monday with the date of separation as November 10th. The documents also show that a postnuptial agreement is in place. Chris Appleton, who is a hairstylist to the stars, namely Kim Kardashian, married Lucas Gage in a Las Vegas ceremony on April 22nd with Kim officiating. The episode just aired on the Kardashians of their wedding. I honestly, I feel like he was contractually obligated to stay married until that episode aired. Like the timing is crazy timing's crazy I don't know about a contract but it would have been really weird to

watch an episode of people getting married who are already divorced so I just felt like for their reputation like let's just wait a few days until the episode airs yeah I I honestly feel like this was the weirdest saga I don't think this shocks anyone the only somewhat surprising thing about this is the timing um like the shortness or because of the episode because of the episode no the shortness we knew I think we were all just like waiting for the day that we heard like they literally dated for a I think maybe a month like it was crazy then they went to Vegas and got married like it was so cliche almost I know but sometimes when that happens I'm like it's love at first sight you hear people's like grandparents

that this happens all the time Jackie we're not living in those types of times anymore I'm sorry six weeks and now we've been together 60 years no that's sweet but that shit like that doesn't happen anymore I like I want to believe in the world where it does so when I saw they were so serious so fast and then they take it to getting married for me that makes me believe I believe I believe in a thing called love I believe in a thing called love that's sweet I didn't especially because they got married like if they didn't get married and they just got hot and heavy really fast you know like Pete and Ariana style fine you know burn bright fizzle out fine but to get married I'm, give me 60 years. I just think about all the people whose wedding songs are Shania Twain and who would have done anything to have Shania Twain perform at their wedding, you know?

Yes, that is true. And it just seems unfair, honestly, because that song, Still the One, is literally a classic. It's up there with like, you know, Ed Sheeran. It's up there with, oh, Ed Sheeran uh it's up there with oh what a wonderful world oh the way you look tonight like a thousand years it was Jackson Britney's wedding song I was at their wedding you know I'm sure they would have loved to have Shania perform it for them yeah you know what it makes me think of even though it wasn't a Shania Twain song okay that love is blind couple that was obsessed with that Leigh-Anne Rimes song I hope

you dance uh Bliss and Zach Bliss and Zach honestly Love is Blind really should have gotten her at least they got the rights to the song it's not Leigh-Anne Rimes it's Leigh-Anne Womack okay close enough it's true at least they got the rights to the song you know they're like cheap about licensing yeah but the song was such a big part of the season. And like the memes. They splurged. So they weren't going to splurge for Leigh-Anne herself. I don't know.

I think Leigh-Anne Womack these days wouldn't be crazy pricey. Yeah, and Bliss and Zach are still together. They are. So are Chelsea and Kwame. So that's why it's shocking that Chris and Lucas couldn't make it. Like other couples have gone the distance. So are and Barnett that doesn't surprise me no now it doesn't surprise me

Kwame and Bliss and Zach their road to marriage was so rocky and their seasons were so awkward it's surprising but Amber and Barnett like love they were strong yeah they were strong just like Lauren and Cameron no I'm actually more shocked probably the most shocked by Chelsea and Kwame than I am over anyone else even though like Bliss and Zach were so untraditional and so like fast in the boat and the other girl like what was her name Irina like I get it but to me Chelsea and Kwame were more shocking because just based on the footage it so appeared like they didn't like each other no that he didn't like her he don't yeah and that's just like the basis of you know a marriage is likeness but the fact that they're still together is proof in the pudding no

it makes me really question what we see on the show yes yes like that was them being together is bad for the editors because it's like hey we're a bunch ofars. Yeah, or maybe some people are just not good at showing affection, especially with cameras in your face. And maybe that's what Kwame's dealing with. I don't know. The way it made it seem was like he would have chosen Micah. That scene in the pool. That scene in the pool.

It's so crazy how these people get so famous and recognizable for 30 seconds. Like, when you just said Micah, I'm like, wait, like wait who is that yeah it's really just a flash in the pan yeah Zach is obsessed with Love is Blind he's recently been he watched like the most recent season and that just like for with you by himself but I would like look over his shoulder a little bit like you know what Olivia and Shapiro are also obsessed with it too. It's kind of like elder millennial. That's like who watches love is blind. And then he went back and watched. Wait,

Jackie, is love is blind? Cheugy? Yeah. Yeah. Then he went back and watched every season that he hadn't seen already. Oh, he has to watch the first season.

He needed even more. And he started watching the ultimatum. Oh my God. Is he okay? He's obsessed. He's like, just in this era of dating shows don't tell him about the bachelor no you got him you're to blame because he obviously just loved love island yeah but i don't know why he started watching that season of love is blind i'm sure that like he heard oh we watched the last season together that was like in

the spring i remember that was like sir claudia and we we watched like the last season together. That was like in the spring. I remember that was like Sir Claude Jarre. And we watched like the live finale together. So yeah, I got him into it. And then he like couldn't get enough. That's so funny. And also that's great news because our list of things to watch for our holiday trip this year as a family is The Golden Bachelor. So he'll be on board. He'll love it.

Yeah. And those shows are so funny when you watch them with like a big group. Yeah. And I've heard golden bachelor is really good me too i'm really trying not to spoil it i haven't i have only seen that jerry said he found his match gary gary i just feel like it's not right that it should be jerry like it's just i'm sure it's a family name and it's beautiful but like if you're gonna go on tv like your name's got to be Jerry.

I just feel like once we start watching, we'll get used to Gary. Yeah. And we'll be like, oh, I can't believe you ever called him Jerry. That's true. But until we get there, it's like Jerry. By the way, have any of the Golden Bachelor contestants had old tweets? Or are they like beyond that? I don't know.

I haven't seen anything. At this point, like there isn't a reality show that pops off without one contestant having like old tweets. Yeah, something old liked photos. Right, right. So like, did anybody dox the Golden Bachelor queens yet? I don't know, but don't give them any ideas, Claude. Sorry. I was just curious.

Are you ready for our next story? Because it's some more divorce news. Oh my God. Different. No one's getting divorced today. Okay. Lisa Hochstein is launching an amicable divorce company amid her brutal spit from Lenny. So Lisa Hochstein is ready to help others who are headed for divorce.

She is launching a service called Split Well, which is a service to help estranged couples end their marriages amicably and quote, without breaking the bank. A Bravo fan account posted about the reality star's new endeavor, which Lisa then reposted to her stories and said, turning my pain into purpose. The website isn't fully functional yet,

but inquiring minds can add their names to the wait list for more information. It also notes that it's powered by AI. What? Question mark. Okay, I mean, this is like a nice idea. it also notes that it's powered by AI question mark okay I mean this is like a nice idea I have to imagine if this was possible like somebody would have done it before this isn't like a unique idea

like I feel like she's dating like a tech mogul like maybe they're about to oh that's true maybe they're about to like solve divorce it's giving Christine Quinn also it's like what if it's an app where two people are getting divorced they type into the thing it's powered by AI if it's an app where two people are getting divorced?

They type into the thing. It's powered by AI. So you type in like what you want in the divorce. The other person types into. And AI comes up with something that maybe you both could live with. So it's basically like a digital mediator. Because that's a part of divorce proceedings sitting down with a mediator.

We don't know what this is. I'm just guessing. Yeah, I love, you know, turning your pain into purpose. I think that's beautiful. proceeding sitting down with a mediator we don't know what this is i'm just guessing yeah i love you know turning your pain into purpose i think that's beautiful i love that there is you know a tech mogul behind this well again that's hopeful just a guess it doesn't say that anywhere we didn't get much except for a screenshot it says divorce made dignified join us or sign in and it says coming soon breaking up without breaking the bank powered by ai join the way they do not agree that this is giving christine quinn like towards the end of selling

sunset when she was just becoming like digital realtor girl with her tech mogul silicon valley husband yeah and they were doing like bitcoin purchased homes also that's another really underrated thing christine quinn is Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. For a long time now. She just like came back one season with a boyfriend and then got engaged, got married on TV

and like they're literally married. Yeah. Their wedding was unbelievable. Yeah. Like that was so random. She has a child. Yeah. And a business.

Yeah. I haven't heard much about her app but I'm not big in the, what's it called? Not Bitcoin. Crypto coin? Cryptocurrency. Cryptocurrency. a business yeah I haven't heard much about her app but I'm not big in the what's it called not bitcoin crypto coin cryptocurrency cryptocurrency so I wouldn't know coin is a cryptocurrency yes yes it is like I think the most popular one but I look forward to hearing what this is. I like my idea for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like maybe that, maybe like,

imagine if AI could solve divorce. Like you put in the things that you absolutely have to have. You put in the things that you want, things you could live without, and they generate a solution. As a society, where did we land on AI? Because I remember like the conversations, bad, bad, bad, but then maybe good.

Like where did we land? So here's where we're landing, I think. Because I saw a commercial, by the way, for a company and they were like saying, and we're powered by AI. Like as if it was like, we're carbon neutral, like a good thing. Yeah. So here's where we're going to land. AI is an amazing technical advancement.

It's going to make a lot of things more automated and easy. Even in my daily life, I've started using AI for some things and it's fucking hysterical yeah um but it's going to be the end of us it will be the end of civilization as we know it if we can't reign her in but here's my question can ai be funny i guess it's how you define funny. Like how low is your bar? Genuinely funny. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because I forget what I was thinking I might use AI for,

but I was like, could AI be really funny? Okay. I'm going to ask AI to tell me a joke. Which AI do you use? Do you have GPT? Yeah. I'm'm gonna blow my nose oh log in oh my god just make an account claude it's the future i think i did that's the thing oh look my ipad has something saved so log in let's use a strong password whatever continue so i'm just gonna be like ai oh god i have to verify my email this is such a torture

no it'll be worth it for the really funny joke AI is gonna write us oh yeah this better be good where's oh here open your email verify email verified okay oh tell us about you leave me alone to me I'm still so surprised when ai isn't just like ask jeeves literally i mean they want my phone number too what nerve they want i mean this is what i mean it's gonna be the end of us now i need a code oh my god i'm definitely like selling my soul to the devil 100 don't forget your fingerprint by the way we will we're literally watching the demise of turdy right now turdy is selling her soul for a joke. Just get me to the chat.

Okay. Okay, let's go. Tell me a joke. And then maybe we could ask you to tell a joke about something specific. Why don't scientists trust atoms? I don't know. Because they make up everything. Oh, that's not bad.

Okay, say tell me a joke about. What do you like to hear a joke about? Taylor Swift. Ooh. Why did Taylor Swift bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard drinks were on the house. See, that's just taking a joke and putting Taylor Swift's name in it. True, true.

Okay, so let's say tell me a joke about. I had one. Or say write me a stand-up comedy special. Write me a, I like that, a stand-up, write me stand-up comedy. About being a woman. About being a woman. Love that. AI needs direction. They're not mind readers yet. Sure, let's give it a shot.

You know, being a woman is like being a part of a secret society. We have this unspoken code. Like if I see another woman struggling with her outfit in a public restroom, it's an immediate call to action. We become fashion superheroes, offering spare bobby pins, sharing emergency deodorant, and delivering pep talks like, girl, you rock that jumpsuit. But let's talk about the magical world of handbags.

This is like so insulting to women. Seriously, my purse is like Mary Poppins bag. It contains everything I could possibly need in any given situation. Needed tissue, lipstick, bandaid, I've got you covered. It's like a survival kit disguised as a fashion accessory. This is really bad. It's bad, but like-

And ladies, can we talk about the multitasking skills? We can all hold a conversation, send a text, and plot world domination all while getting ready for a night out. It's giving Netflix. It's giving Netflix female-driven comedy. Okay. That's crazy. Write me an episode of The Toast.

Podcast. Yeah. But that is crazy. Someone could get on stage and do that. I wouldn't laugh, but. Oh, my God. Wait. What?

I think they think we're talking about toast. Oh. Yeah, literally. It's velvety. It's smooth. Avocado, poached egg. Okay, good. That means they can't do our job yet.

Love that. I'll have to keep checking every few weeks. Who is Claudia Aschere? They heard. Who is Turdy Lou? As my last knowledge, updated in January 2022, Claudia Aschere is a social media personality, comedian, and author known for her online presence

under the moniker Girl With No Job. Wait. She gained popularity from her humorous posts and memes on Instagram and other platforms, firms. Claudia, along with her sister, Jackie, Olivia, and Margo, has been involved in creating content and building a brand around their unique personalities. Please note that information about individuals can change,

and there might have been developments in Claudia Oshry's career and personal life since my last update. Have there been? I recommend. Is Claudia Oshry married? Well, that's an easy Google search. You're low-balling AI.

She was married to Ben Soffer, who is known on social media as Boy With No Job. They got engaged in 2017, and their wedding took place in September 2019. That's not right. No, that's not right. Okay. I'm impressed.

Yeah, no, that was interesting. Interesting exercise. Glad I sold my soul for that. Our next story, speaking of the future, speaking of technology and speaking of the future. Without technology. Lauren Sanchez is looking to the future in a new Vogue spread. So Lauren Sanchez, fiance of Jeff Bezos, is getting the Vogue treatment.

She did a sit down interview with Vogue, a shoot with Annie Leibovitz, and a couple were one photo. And Jeff. One photo that I saw with Jeff and Jeff's bicep. Yeah. I had just started reading the interview a little bit, but every time I read something about her or engage with her content, it's just always so striking how normal she is. she's saying you know she was she blacked out

when he proposed like we all did you know yeah yeah I was shook to see these two they're a very unique level of celebrity where he is you know a very famous business person um he's kind of a part of this very exclusive category of billionaires yeah but he's kind of bigger than probably any billionaire not even in terms of money but in terms of like cultural impact you know amazon and then she's just this kind of nobody at first and they were like you know m scandal. And now they're coming out on the other side, like so normal and very famous with, you know, the Kardashians and the Markles.

Like, it's so weird. Yeah. And now they're just like doing the circuit. I guess, you know, when you're engaged to Jeff Bezos, you can do whatever you want. Because if they didn't put her in Vogue, like he would buy the magazine. Right.

And I like, you know, using your power for thirst I do oh don't get me like if I was Lauren Sanchez I would be doing the exact same thing hanging out with Harry and Meghan hanging out with the Kardashians being on Vogue like she's so relatable it's disgusting like oh I'm marrying the most powerful man in the world there's nothing I can't get. I want to be on the cover of Vogue. Yeah, so she was taking pictures all around their Blue Origin compound in Texas. She's in a helicopter. She is a former helicopter pilot.

Wow. Yeah, she was a newscaster, then a helicopter pilot. Wow. And now a philanthropist, Lady of Leisure, Mrs. Jeff Bezos. Literally, I want my Bezos. Literally, I want my tombstone to read, she was a philanthropist, comma,

Lady of Leisure. Mrs. Benton Soffer. Mrs. Bezos. Watch out, Lauren. Some of the pictures are really stunning. Some of them are like, not my absolute favorite

in terms of artistic direction, but it's a very great shoot. I follow her on Instagram now because of the conversation. How has that been? There's not a lot there, but we had a conversation about her. I followed her while we were sitting in these chairs because I was like, I want to know what she's about. There's a lot of clean water, philanthropy,

but that's how I saw about the shoot, and she's so hyped about it. I'm so happy for her. Me too. This is a girl who would, I'm so happy for her Me too This is a girl who would I'm sorry Never be in Vogue As a newscaster slash helicopter reporter So this is just exciting to see someone get in Vogue

Who you know If circumstances had been different Wouldn't be in Vogue So I'm very happy for her Yeah I hope she does the podcast Yes And talks about life with Jeff I feel like she's literally going to do a reality show next So I'm very happy for her. Yeah, I hope she does the podcast. Yes. And talks about life with Jeff.

I feel like she's literally going to do a reality show next. Like, that's what I'm saying. It's just giving, like, accessibility. You know, it's giving, like, I'm going to do what I want because I can. Yeah. And you would think, like, some people in her position, their position, like, you know, are extremely private, extremely private not into like the fame and just take themselves so seriously and they're like no we're gonna have fun with this life that we have and we're gonna have an engagement party on a yacht and leo's gonna be there and all these celebrities and like and that's what we were just saying about taylor

like if you make it to this level of success and you're not enjoying yourself what are you doing and what's mackenzie up to she remarried I think divorced oh yeah we just gave away all her money couldn't be me Mackenzie Bezos would be but I also confuse her with Melinda Gates no they're so different to me they divorced most okay yeah she married someone else for two years. But it's over. And gave all her money away, right? Well, she does the giving pledge.

So now she's, you know, broken alone. No, I'm kidding. No, the giving pledge, like, you're still fine. That was, like, so crazy how she got $36 billion, right? That's how much it was? She has an estimated net worth of $27 billion, so. That was just, like, I'm not really a jealous person. No, I totally am.

But I don't think, I think that might be the most jealous I've ever been of someone. Like, she did it right. She married a nerd. She made a nice life with him. That's why you go for the nerds, you guys. Because they'll give you $27 million at some point. Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't always work out like that like don't you know sometimes nerds sometimes nerds become successful and like they think they're too good for like the girl who loved them when they were a nerd do you not think that's what happened here

no I don't actually why because they were together for a really really long time after his success it wasn't like he got successful you know who i do feel like that about and i i know you love him elon no oh i can't even begin to get into elon's personal love life it's i don't even know what's going on it's so confusing i feel that way way about Robert Herjavec. I feel like he was always very wealthy, but then he got, like, famous. Shark Tank, Dancing with the Stars, and he ran away with his Dancing with the Stars. Like, I feel bad for the girl who married Robert, you know, OG Robert. But do you not feel like the proof is in the pudding with Robert and Kim?

I'm not denying their love or their, but I think, you know, we need to talk about, you know, the women who made these men who they are and then got left behind. Yeah, but as long as they are like appropriately compensated for their time and their vision. That's like, let's talk about the girl Elon first married and had five kids with.

Yeah. We don't even know her name. And I'm sure she's well taken care of. Elon is notorious for taking care of all the mothers of all of his children um you know there's a lot of speculation that Amber Heard's child is Elon's and that you know he paid for all of her lawyers during that like so they're all well taken care of I just think we need to talk about some of the forgotten women yeah Justine Musk 2000 to 2008 right five kids eight years but he started paypal which was when i don't know early 2000s okay then to lula riley 2010 to 2012 and then to lula riley again 2013 to 2016 that's so

elon that's literally what's happening right now with him and grimes they're like on and off but see like and this is where Elon and Jeff Bezos differ and I think why you and I really um are like into Lauren and Jeff is Jeff is very stable like Elon's like such a genius they're both geniuses because they both started companies that changed the world Elon is that sort of like crazy genius and Jeff gives very you know stable homebody energy yeah because he's found the right girl. I feel like maybe Elon has it. Maybe.

That's what he needs. You? The right girl. Snitch. Lauren Sanchez is in vogue. Happy for her. Never thought I'd see the day. When I was reading those text messages, I want to get a little drunk.

If you'd have told me, honestly, I would have believed it. You would have? I wouldn't have. I reading those text messages I want to get a little drunk if you'd have told me honestly I would have believed it you would have I wouldn't have I thought those text messages were gonna end them those were but that's the thing we were just saying that like when something is happening in real time when it comes to like a scandal you think it's just like the biggest deal in the world and it's really it's never that big of a deal just a blip yeah and if you're going through something right now I feel like that could be like a good message not you don't have to be a celebrity like you're always thinking when you're going through something like this is the biggest deal in the world and then years later you're like oh yeah that thing that small thing right and you're actually grateful some of the time yeah oh my gosh am

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that more women are having careers deeper into their life, which I think is fantastic. Obviously, it doesn't mean we should have a ticker tape parade. Someone said this to me the other day. There's so much to be proud of and there's so much to fix she said okay go off and go it's such a sweet feeling to know that you're kind of woven into someone's life through her acting roles right like that's why it never made sense like there were no older role roles for older women in hollywood because it's like well someone has to play the mom and the grandma it's true and it's like they would have like a 35 year old being someone's mom it's like come on nobody looks like that yeah grow. Grow up, literally.

Literally grow up. Like isn't acting supposed to be accurate? Yeah, but I guess like the point is, you know, you play the mom or the grandma and you're, you know, you're 35. Relegated to that. Yeah. And it's like, that's not the star. You're just the mom or the grandma.

Yeah. No, I guess that hasn't changed. Like there are roles for older women, but like Bond is 60. Has there been a franchise made off of a 60-year-old woman? Yeah. It's insane. True. Go off, queen.

What would the 60-year-old woman franchise be? I guess they were trying to do that with like Book Club and Brady for 80. 80 for Brady. Yeah, I didn't see Book Club, but I did see 80 for Brady. And I lived to tell the tale. I did feel like a little bit compelled, like maybe two months ago, to watch book club. It was like a Friday night. We were like going to rent a movie.

I keep going to Apple to rent Oppenheimer. And every time I do, it's not out yet. It's always available for pre-order. So then like on the list, book club is always on there. So I'm like, oh, Oppenheimer? No. Book club? Maybe. I've never felt compelled enough to actually purchase. But oh, Oppenheimer? No. Book club? Maybe.

I've never felt compelled enough to actually purchase. But maybe you're part of the problem. I thought about it. Like, your hesitancy is, like, why movies like that don't do as well, and they don't keep making them. Because, like, you will click it. Okay, let me ask a question. Fair, fair.

But let me ask a fair question. Anybody who saw book club, is it good? Like, I didn't hear it was amazing. I like the concept. Like, four, and I love books. Anybody who saw book club, is it good? Like I didn't hear it was amazing. I like the concept like for, and I love books. I love my book club for girlies who are older. You know, they start a book club and it changes. Like I love the concept, but was it good? Because 80 for Brady wasn't.

I feel like book club was good because they made two of them. Right. So that's always a good sign. So I guess book club is the bond for girls. Or like Nancy Meyers. Yes. Okay, that's better. Nancy Meyers needs to start a franchise.

Yeah. Like a bond-like thing where it's just kind of the same. Bonds aren't even special. Like there's danger. He gets a mission. He almost dies. He fucks a girl. He lives to tell the tale.

Nancy Meyers needs to do like, it's complicated. like a female protagonist falling in love in a beautiful home she's very wealthy like the structure never changes it's just a new city or a new girl you know I mean that's kind of what she does yeah but it's not a franchise it's just different movies I don't know why I'm yelling I need to calm down you're passionate about the ageism in Hollywood. Ageism coupled with sexism. Yeah. There's no ageism for men in Hollywood. I mean like George Clooney's never been richer, more successful, or more famous.

Same with Brad Pitt. Well, it's also not just Hollywood. It's kind of just society in general. Like as men age, they're more dignified. Right. No, let's talk about that. let's talk about how like young girls not young girls but like girls in their 30s and 40s and even 20s like find certain men in their 60s extremely attractive and hot and I don't see many 20 and 30 year old boys dating 60 year old

women it's I feel like it's happening more you do I don't know like here and there younger men with older women not super old like i don't think so it's just like a trope like we find older men hot and we find older women like old yeah do you think it we find them like maternal do you think it also has to do with financial success maybe young girls find old man hot old man hot who's not who doesn't have money I'd like to take money old man I'm I'm I'm really talking about just like attraction as women you know continue to age and like the generation of women who were like boss bitch successful get older like they might find favor with young men because they have money no I really I want to take money out of it because I'm really talking about like attraction I'm

talking about how like we see like just now Patrick Dempsey with men's like we all look at him we're like oh my god he's hot like we would fuck him like that's the that's sort of the narrative and with like people's most beautiful woman whatever let's say it's like you know a 60 year old Julia Roberts like oh she's beautiful you know like we talk about it differently yeah i understand not like damn let me get in there julia no i agree with what you're saying and i understand i'm just trying to get more to the root of it aside from obviously just plain old ageism and sexism right which exists but like julia roberts is rich yeah you don't see people like thirsting in her comments. Like come to Brazil,

Julia. Yeah. But like they're saying, come to Brazil, Patrick. They are. They are. Do you think he's going to go to Brazil?

I do. Cool. So just, I don't have any answers. I'm just asking questions. It's important to ask questions. That's where we start. It's a start.

It's a start. To ask the right questions. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Actually, a perfect story to sum up every conversation today. Okay. A biopic about an older woman is in the works, and it will be AI generated.

What old, just like a general older woman? No, a specific older woman. Oh, okay. Why'd you say that like that? Because I'm trying to get the themes. Oh, okay. Okay. AI, women, older.

Okay. Edith Piaf, AI generated biopic is in the works at Warner Music. Wait, can I ask you a question? Who's Edith Pio no levy on rose that song oh so she's a singer no i know that song so that's like her legacy amongst other things but like that's probably her most so she was is she american is she french i think she's French. She's a French singer. And why do we care? About

this story. Because they're going to be using AI to recreate her voice and image and it's a role for an older woman that they're literally giving to a robot. Oh my god! It's a voice for an older woman that they're literally giving to a robot. Yeah, Warner Music Group announced it is partnered

with Piaf's Estate for Ed edith set to be a 90 minute film set in paris and new york from the 1920s to the 60s you think the name edith is going to make a comeback soon it's a pretty name i feel like it could it is i feel like it was like it like a world war ii name like young there were so many young girls named edith yeah like downton yes yes but then then we started to think of it as like an older lady name because all the old the young ediths grew up into grandma yeah but you know what i also realize it's like a lot of people especially for i see this with jews it's like you name your children after people grandparents or great-grandparents so you wind up recycling those old names that become young again. Yes. That's like Harry.

Yes. So it's really quite cyclical. Yeah. Back to A.I. Back to Edith. So there was a role. There was a role. The film will be narrated by. For Meryl Streep.

The film will be narrated by an A.I. I never know how to pronounce this word. And I don't know what it means. Fassy smile. You know the word? What? No. F-A.

Wait, spell it. F-A-C. Fassy simile. I need to write it out. I need to write it. F-A-C. F-A-C-E-S. No, no.

F-A-C-S-I-M-I-L-E. Fashismile? Okay, wait. F-A-C-S-I-M-I-L-E. Fascist smile? Okay, wait. Fascimile. I've literally never heard this word. It means an exact copy, especially of written or printed material. Hold on, let me play. And it's pronounced.

Shh, wait, shh. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. You learn something new every day here. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile. Facsimile facsimile facsimile learn something new every day here facsimile facsimile facsimile facsimile i feel like i'm like diplo literally diplo x edith piaf

x facsimile the soundtrack for this movie yeah hold me closer let me go um this is la vie en rose i feel like that's so classic like whenever like an instagram girl goes to france and she like takes a picture of the eiffel tower on her story she always and she's like walking from behind maybe like looking into a shop someone someone's filming her from behind and the eiffel tower is in front of her and she like looks back at the camera and like twirls her hair yeah and is it someone filming her is it a tripod the world may never know okay let me get to the deets by the way I have to say like I'm all for making content out in the wild like I'm always filming myself um in the back of cabs like I don't give a fuck but it takes a

different kind of beast to bring a tripod out in public because when you have no one to take pictures for you and you use a little clicker and like it works great and I totally respect the hustle but like that's another level of for sure I've never but that's why like those girls who do that they get the shot they get the brands they get they're unabashedly you gotta be influencing and they're like they're being successful they have what it takes I respect it I respect it but it could never be me agreed I could barely have my husband take a picture of me without me wanting to like cringe into myself and be like forget it no it's fine

forget it forget it forget it I'm literally like take a picture of me I go to take it and I'm like no stop it's fine I got it no and then I grab the phone back and I see that I'm like forget it it's like I I maybe got one before I cringed and it's obviously like not good and then it's like I'm mad he didn't get a good picture of me but it's like I couldn't unfurl myself this isn't gonna work here are the deets I feel like no I feel like that's just like enough you know no I feel like it's like better If we actually don't get To the details of the story I'm gonna finish this one sentence

Okay Okay okay The film will be narrated By an AI generated Fashy smile Of What did we say it was Facsimile

Facsimile Of Piaf's voice And promises to uncover Aspects of her life That were previously unknown Classic Chilling Chilling

Alright Happy for Edith and the whole family Yeah but sad of her life that were previously unknown. Classic. Chilling. Chilling. All right. Happy for Edith and the whole family. Yeah, but sad for the older woman who's lost out on this role, who this would have been a role of a lifetime for. Of a lifetime. Edith. So that's our show.

Yeah. And as predicted, it was a great one. The thing is, we knew it. thing is we knew it like we knew it i know but we had to show everyone because we have some doubters non-believers who said oh jackie sick the story stank like how are they gonna make something today and look what we did the doubters non-believers are always coming for us before we end today's episode let me just remind you to call your representatives and tell them hashtag yell is over party. And remind you that Toast Chili merch is available at ChoppedToastMerch.com. We love you guys.

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