The Toast - Fascinating Transitions: Friday, October 28th, 2022

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen to File for Divorce After 13 Years of Marriage (PEOPLE) (11:55) 'Let the good times roll!' Elon Musk takes over at Twitter (Daily Mail) (20:42) 'SNL' star Chris Redd reportedly punched with brass knuckles at Comedy Cellar (Page Six) (26:24) 'Bachelor in Paradise' alum Joe Amabiule marries Serena Pitt in courthouse wedding (Page Six) (30:42) Harry Hamlin and daughter Delilah disturb fans with 'creep,' 'provocative' photo (Page Six) (35:28) The Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  NLOG Tickets Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Friday, or should I say happy? Stride-ay, stride-ay, gotta get down on stride-ay. Everybody's looking forward to the strice. Bros, strice, bros, stride-ay, stride-ay, getting down on stride-ay. That's right, it is Friday. friday congratulations you guys but more importantly it's striday we've got the strice bros in the studio with us which is now just like a regular thing you know it's not even like a big deal anymore no it's really not a big deal and i'm gonna miss it when they no longer attend when we're remote it's very sad because it's like when we're together i don't really need the strice bros because i have you and it's so sweet yeah when i'm all by myself

hey don't wanna be that was good all by myself and that's when i need a strice sand to come to his mommy so hope everyone's having a great stride so far whether it's with their strice bro, or even by yourself, because sometimes being by yourself is kind of everything. Yeah. Oh, you know what I did last night? Do you remember when we took a vacation over the summer

and Margot made us watch this Jennifer Garner movie that like no one was into? We watched the first two movies and we stopped, the first two minutes and we stopped watching it. It was like a funeral, yeah. Yeah, it's called Catch and Release, but Margot came into my room last night

and we wanted to watch a movie and like for some reason that movie like was in my mind as like a snatchler associated film and we watched it we still have 20 minutes left which is like crazy but ben came home and like we were in my bed and he was like margo get out of my bed so we still have 20 minutes left but it was a cute movie like really cute it's catch and release with jennifer garner nice last night i started the redheads book i had to put down my other book because i'm cutting it close now redheads book is hester and it's very spooky season set in salem massachusetts we haven't really even spoken about how we're currently existing in spooky season it's not a big deal

for us because we pretty much live 24 7 365 in spooky season it's true but now it's official pajamas so like no but like i don't need to because like your neighbors have put up like different things and there's candy everywhere like the spooky season is so upon But now it's official. I mean, you didn't bring your pajamas. So like, what are you doing? No, but like, I don't need to. Because like, your neighbors have put up like different things. And there's candy everywhere. Like, the spooky season is so upon us. Yeah, it's really spooky week. And I still don't think, I guess it's Friday and Monday's Halloween. Okay, so I guess starting today, you can wear a Halloween costume. But if you did it any other day before, then you were just dressing up.

Unless you dressed up as Jackson Claude. In which case, you're beautiful, stunning, smart. And everything you do is perfect. We got a lot of people dressing up as up as us and halloween has not started right i woke up this morning i guess last night because it was thursday like people started going out for halloween and i got tagged in like so many um costumes of us which is so flattering yeah and you know if you need a late last minute costume you need like a red wig some pajamas, and a stuffed animal.

And merch, yeah, which you probably already have. Yeah. Speaking of, shopmorningtoast.com, we launched a new collection yesterday. Well, it was an old and a new collection because our iconic, our staple crewnecks, the sorority crewnecks, were restocked, and we launched a new little item for the mamas, some baby onesies for boys and girls that just really tug at the heartstrings. They really do. Shopmorningto morning toast.com check it out um what did i want to say you know i think we're being silenced on tiktok what do you mean so i actually did peruse your profile last night so last night i uploaded a tiktok um i clipped our conversation of our

thoughts on tay Taylor being silenced And just trigger warnings in general Which a lot of people seem to agree with And I thought it would be like a good take People could have interesting conversation in the comments And before I went to bed like it's blowing up It's like doubling views It went from like 50 to 100 to 120

In the span of a couple minutes So I'm like oh my god when I wake up it's going to be at like a million So when I went to bed it was at 120 And then I woke up this morning and it was at 130 like I'm we're being silenced it stopped in its tracks somebody didn't like what we had to say at TT headquarters that's the thing about TT it's all fun and games until they don't like what you have to say no it's all fun and games until you're being silenced right you feel like Bethany yet no although I did have a thought last night when I was making popcorn for the movie with Margo we

did make the skinny girl um microwave popcorn which is supreme like I'm sorry it is so it's great it's the perfect quantity it's the perfect quality it's not flavors buttery or salty but it has flavor it's not totally skinny and bland it's really good like it's the perfect it's personal size but you could also share with a friend if you're feeling generous thank god margo wasn't in the mood so i really had it all to myself and i popped it incorrectly so i made about four pieces however i just i thought it would only be right that i come on here and say like well bethany may be one of the most annoying people on social media she makes a good popcorn like really really good yeah stunning yeah perfection popcorn sometimes i'm like you know what i want something really buttery. And it's, for some reason, like, it's just not good.

Either it's too big or it's too small or it's not even that buttery. I just, hers is a constant. That's why you always need to have on hand. I can't believe it's not butter spray. I think I do have it. Because you need more butter? Spritz. Spritz.

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Just a little. We actually do have a good story. So I guess without further ado, it's Friday. Like, you know, it's Friday. Like, you know, it's Halloween weekend. I'm sure everyone's- Yeah, we won't take too much of your time. There's probably honestly like an office Halloween party. If there is one, it's probably this afternoon.

Oh no, would it be on Monday? I feel like Friday is more of an office party vibe. And so we got to get through to send you off. We won't take up too much of your time, but do know that this is the last episode before Jax and I unveil our 2022 right costume we are both really excited we still have to run to party city or spirit Halloween we still need to go like today today yeah today because things are gonna sell out yeah no you're right

we should go today we have the bulk of the costumes but you know the accoutrements as stated yeah I'm not crazy about my wig. Like I'll wear it. You're wrong for that. I'll wear it. But if I can find a better one at Spirit Halloween. So yeah, we need some accoutrement and we'll go today because you're right. We don't want to get last looks. That's so us.

So you'll see Jackson Cloud again on Tuesday. Because Jackson Cloud are not going to be here on Monday. Blank and blank are going to be here on Monday. Blank and blank and blankety blank will be here. Right. The boys are, the Shryce Bros are are, of course, involved in the costume. And I'm really excited. I also haven't really thought much.

I have to, like, sit down and think about the angle I'm going to put on my character. Like. Me too. I really have to go method for this. Yeah. Because my character is, like, potentially a little nefarious. Potentially. It just depends, you know?

Yeah. So I won't give too much away, but I'm thrilled. I'm excited. I kind of like forgot. I have a lot going on next week. I'm taking my permit test. I'll be driving Jackie to her permit test on, when is it, Tuesday? Yeah, like what am I going to wear? I need my white collar shirt from Fred Siegel. That's what I was going to say. Oh my God. Because I do take a picture, I think. Do you? Yeah. Cause you got to get a permit card. Oh, right. And then I believe that's the one they use for your license. So I need to, maybe I should get glam. No, for sure. Like, and you should like gua sha and ice roll, like make sure you're chiseled and snatched. Yeah. Maybe I'll do like

a little fast. I'll bring a ring light. Oh, thank you. That's good. I'm going to be there. So I'm excited. Yeah. That'll'll be really great but before we do any of those tings any of them we absolutely must deliver the fast size stories that you need to know before you go to your office halloween party i like that um well today's episode is sponsored by rothys rothys is back you guys we obviously love rothys and we have a code we haven't had a code for a while so pay attention please you guys i love rothies so much and they left us for a while they did um and i never stopped wearing my rothies i just want that to be known i was wearing them yesterday that's a testament to the brand because like one thing about us is like we're bitter like oh you

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That's not what I was saying. Like when something- What's an anagram? Maybe it is a word or phrase found by rearranging the letters. Oh, okay. It is an anagram. It is an anagram. But by rearranging the others oh okay it is an anagram it is an anagram but i made an acronym what's the thing that's like sitting backwards and forwards palindrome yeah hannah palindrome hannah race car ava race car is a crazy one it's not right yeah it's simulation vibes are you ready for the

stories for the stories i am ready and i just think it goes without saying no it doesn't go without saying it's worth mentioning like i'm feeling particularly delirious today yeah i woke up i'm not right not right not right yeah she came in while I was already getting glammed and I said I can't do it getting glammed by myself sorry I made it seem more fabulous than it was no you should have lied I was doing my own makeup um she came in and said she couldn't do it I I really can't and I said Claudia it's gonna be another great day of saving Gen Z's and I said okay and Bryce said yeah Claudia you're so funny everyone needs to hear you. That is what Bryce said and Bryce said you know after your kind of award winning takes this week on fat phobia and cancel culture and trigger

warnings you would be doing a disservice to the people if you didn't get your fucking ass up and work. That's what Bryce said and that's really kind of what put sometimes we just need a little fire under our ass to get out of bed on a Friday you know. And the thing is Bryce doesn't lie. He doesn't is Bryce doesn't lie he doesn't he doesn't even when you want him to it's like Bryce do I look cute do these pants make me look fat yes yes mommy they do because you are fat okay first story Tom and Giselle will be filing for divorce today after 13 years of marriage people has confirmed that they will both file in Florida on Friday morning.

That is today morning. A source tells people the settlement- Should we go to the courthouse? It's in Florida. Yeah. Oh my God, that would be like- Courthouse and then Spirit Halloween. Perfection.

List of errands today. The source says the settlement is all worked out. They've been working on the terms this whole time. They added that they agreed to joint custody of the kids. Okay, who am I? This is who am I right now? Bridget Moynihan. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm feeling really happy for Bridget. Like I'm just trying to find like a positive because this is, you know, the destruction of one of America's greatest couples, you know? So on the bright side, it's a great day to be richard moynihan yes it also emerged that giselle gave tom an ultimatum like a few months ago being like spend more time at home or i'm going like you know more football

or i'm leaving and obviously he's chosen football but what i've recently learned is he's been stinking up the field have you seen this yikes no i haven't i just the thing is i don't really keep up with football and if i did i wouldn't't keep up with Tom Brady because it's like, yeah, obviously he's going to be good. Yeah, no. I saw a headline today, like three losses in a row, which is like an all-time low for him. Was it worth it, Tom?

And so it's like, you really? Right. Like you dropped the ball literally in your marriage and on the field. Right. And you had retired and you came back to stink it up. And you had retired after a win, which is the best way to go. They won the Super Bowl, right? No. Oh. They won two years ago, but last year they didn't make it to the Super Bowl and he retired. So that's the thing. Like when you're the greatest, retiring, the timing is so important

because you got to go out on a high. And I feel like when he first retired, he did. He won with the Patriots and that's the perfect way to go he really just let's should have let sleeping dogs lie yeah and especially if you're going to come out of retirement again just to stick it up start winning yeah in a big way yeah um especially if you're going to leave your family and break and you know choose the game over right no I think that's really not an unreasonable ask from Giselle. Like, it's not about money at this point. It's just about like being obsessed with the game and you gotta let it go. Like it's now it's time for family. I feel like the family has probably sacrificed a lot to let Tom live his dreams. Like they probably don't see their dad that much. He's

always traveling, yada, yada. And now it's time. It's time you gotta come home. But maybe he didn't want to come home. Maybe that like highlights a problem in the marriage, you know? But but i feel like for a lot of wags it's like there is going to be a period of time that you are going to grind like the highlight of your career in your 20s 30s when you're at peak athleticism and i will hold it down for you so that when you're done we can be a family you will have built something amazing and that's like the trade-off yeah but if they never come home then you get no trade-off at what point are you like well you didn't hold up your end of the bargain mall I've been holding it down for you no it's so right like I think in terms of the divorce I'm probably gonna side with Giselle um however while I am sad that you know this is the

end of an institutional marriage I am genuinely looking forward to seeing who they both date yeah like they're both so good looking they both run in fabulous circles of people and I think we could be getting like some I mean I wouldn't be surprised if it was like Giselle and Pete Davidson and Kim and Tom like Kim and Tom like obsessed obsessed Giselle and Brad Pitt yeah no Giselle I feel like actually is she's like too. I don't know what the right word is, but she's too something to date Pete Davidson. Like she's too.

Do you know what word I'm looking for? I don't know if there's a word. It's not. It's like a combination of like mature set in her ways, like matronly, but I don't mean that in like an old way. I mean, in like a sophisticated,

maybe sophisticated is the word I'm looking for. I don't think she'll fall into that trope like so many women before her right like I think she'll date someone age-appropriate Brad Pitt yeah Leonardo DiCaprio what it's clear what she wants is just like a partner a man who's gonna be at home a family man yeah so somebody who's not like a little kid but somebody who's like at the point in their career where they've already peaked they've built something and now they're just enjoying it which I feel like is the best part of being like a rich kid. But somebody who's like at the point in their career where they've already peaked, they've built something and now they're just enjoying it. Which I feel like is the best part of being like a rich ass celebrity. Like just enjoy. Like couldn't be me. You know?

People can't turn it off. No, like it's, it's hard. Obviously Tom Brady would never be irrelevant. Well, actually Tom Brady is a different example because he's dedicated his life to like a sport. Right. But think of like, oh, like his childhood, like waking up early, going to college. For sure.

Practice every single day. And then literally for 30 years, 40 years years and then to have none of it no but like that's the thing with sports and I think that's what you're prepared for is like at some point you are limited by your body like you can't play football in your 80s right you know you can make movies in your 80s but you can't like so everyone knows by the time you get to like your late 30s and 40s like the end is near so I feel like you're preparing for that for a while so for him to not let it go is like hella delusional honestly right so the end is near but like he's still playing aside from these last three games at you know a top level so for sure

I think the whole point of like retiring is getting the timing right like knowing yeah like maybe I could do it a few more years I wouldn't stink I would be good but like knowing when the time is up right but so then you retire but then you're sitting around at home's like, well, I did have a few more years in me. Maybe I should go ride them out. But see, most of them don't retire and just sit at home. They become like sportscasters. They create businesses. And Tom has an underwear company.

He has a million things going on. He's on the boards of all these big companies. If he wanted to get up and do something every day, he would have plenty to do. I feel like Tom Brady can't be a sportscaster. No, no. No, no. Definitely not.

Especially not the year after he's graduated because he's talking about all the people that he played with. Like, I just, I don't see that for him. No, me neither. You, when you reach a certain level, um, you don't become a sportscaster. Did Peyton Manning become a sportscaster? Like I see him on the TV sometimes. He's a personality a bit. Yeah. Because he's so funny and charming and like America loves him. Like SNL and Nationwide is on your side. He does a good job. I don't think he's bored and he's up there with the greats. I also, I don't think he takes himself so seriously. I think Tom does. Jaggi, that's it. That's totally it. And that's why people like Peyton. He's so like, he's America's

guy. He's affable. Yeah, that's it. Affable. Affable. I feel like a good example is also like terry bradshaw the bradshaw bunch he was like to my understanding like the best he holds like tons of records he's like amazing um and even he isn't too good for reality tv so right and i feel like a lot of sportscasters are like we're really really good football players because there are a lot or athletes because there are so many athletes and not all of them become but I do feel like you know Tom Brady Aaron Rodgers no there is a level you have to be in order to become a successful successful sportscaster after your professional sports career you have to be like have recognizability to your name

like there's so many people who play on teams like we've never heard of so you need to have like name recognizability but you have to be underneath a certain level like and I think a perfect example of who's a really successful sportscaster right now is Tony Romo he was great he's not going to be like we're not going to remember him in 50 years but he was very very good America loved him he was like a celebrity we all knew his name and now he's a great sportscaster he was like the perfect level for it yeah but i agree tom brady's too famous yeah and too serious yeah but i also think he kind of needs like to rehabilitate his image like i also think that sitting on the boards of a lot of companies

like for him is boring is yeah boring but he's like he you know he's out here thirst monstering like he has all these companies and he gets like tiktokers and he does mix tiktok with the tiktokers to like promote his like athleisure like he does stuff he should like coach his kids local sports team also he's a dad so that is a full-time job full-time right so but he should like coach yeah i mean that would definitely be unfair but for sure it is what it is it is what it is i'm just saying like plenty of amazing sports players go on to live fulfillment, fulfilling retirements. Of course. But I do think it is a difficult transition.

For sure. Just like anything in life. That's going to be a fascinating transition. What's up? Wait. That's Shrek. Kimmy Schmidt. Oh.

The end of the theme song. Oh yeah. Where they remix that guy. Could have been Shrek though. Sounds like. Donkey. Donkey. For sure.

For sure. Because it's the same intonation as. And in the morning. I'm making waffles. Yeah. Yeah. So wishing Tom and Giselle the best. Truly divorce is hard.

Sounds like they have their terms all. With rich people. Like famous people. They take care of that shit. Like I don't think it's going to be like messy. I want this house. You get that house. I feel like everything is in separate names.

Separate businesses. And if they settled everything before they filed. Then that's what the messiness of the last few months has been and now maybe it will be smooth sailing smooth sailing totally yeah I wonder where Giselle will choose to live now that she can live anywhere right they lived in Boston for a while then in Florida they have houses all over yeah we'll see we'll see are you ready for our next story? Yes. Let the good times roll, Elon Musk tweets after his first official day of his Twitter takeover. So Elon Musk walked into Twitter HQ the other day with the kitchen sink, and he is tweeting up a storm saying the bird has been free. He's actually not tweeting that much.

I went to his Twitter to see. He was tweeting all about SpaceX. I'm like, you have another company yeah totally but he said that he's freed the bird um a couple of top executives have been fired with some golden parachutes 204 million dollars in total for three executives who were fired i'm sorry what yeah 200 million dollars to get fired yeah should have worked at twitter should have woulda um so I actually wanted I was looking at his twitter he released a statement on like why he did this which I thought was really helpful because I feel like everyone's speaking for him about him and why did he do it honestly I like totally forgot about this saga because like there

was all this drama he was going to do it and then they accepted then they rejected it and then I was like all right I guess it's not happening and then it just happened and then he was forced to complete the purchase like they went to court oh did they yeah oh I missed that whole thing and so now he's embracing his new role so he released like a full statement explaining why he wanted to buy Twitter which I thought was helpful I'll read it I wanted to reach out personally to share my motivation in acquiring Twitter there's been much much speculation about why I bought Twitter and what I think about advertising. Most of it has been wrong. The reason I acquired Twitter is because it is important to the future of civilization

to have a common digital town square where a wide range of beliefs can be debated in a healthy manner without resorting to violence. There is currently great danger that social media will splinter into far right wing and far left wing echo chambers that generate more hate and divide our society. In the relentless pursuit of clicks, much of traditional media has fueled and catered to those polarized extremes as they believe that that is what brings in the money. But in doing so, the opportunity for dialogue is lost. That's why I bought Twitter. I didn't do it because it would be easy. I didn't do it to make more money. I did it to try and help humanity, whom I love. And I do so with humility, recognizing that failure in pursuing this goal, despite our best efforts, is a very real

possibility. That said, Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape where anything can be said with no consequences. In addition to adhering to the laws of the land, our platform must be warm and welcoming to all, where you can choose your desired experience according to your preferences, just as you can choose, for example, to see movies or play video games ranging from all ages to mature. That's it. Um, so I feel like that does make sense. Like when you think about how like now social media, like new apps pop up, like, and it's four different people with the same views. And it's like, we're all just talking. If you want to talk about, if you want to talk to people who agree with you on this subject, you can open this app. And if you want to talk to people. So the concept that he's looking for like a civilized town square does make sense

I do feel as though it's like wishful thinking but I commend him on the effort yeah I think it's great I mean I think that there's so much censorship on social media of course like hate speech should never be tolerated when he says like it will abide by the laws of the land like that is the law of the land like we have freedom of speech aside that doesn't cover that doesn't cover hate speech or threatening speech or threats of violence so that same law would be applied to twitter and i think it's great and i think when it comes to censorship it's like if someone tweets something or says something that's misinformation or not true it's like it's not helpful to delete it and censor it and no one should ever see that bad information

it's more helpful if someone with the facts counters what, like debate. That's interesting, yeah. Healthy debate. No, but that is a concept that's lost. No, but that has been completely lost and that's what Elon is trying to bring back. Also, I mean, so many things just get completely wiped

from Twitter, like mainstream social media. And a lot of times they're labeled as misinformation, but like we've seen that eventually it actually wasn't misinformation. So the thing is, is like, I don't know if Elon purchasing Twitter can ameliorate the fact that like civil discourse in our society is gone. Like, and it's, it's nice wishful thinking that like, yeah, maybe we can make it happen on Twitter, but I don't think that's possible because as human beings in this country, like I think we're incapable. No, I don't think that now all of a sudden like civil discourse will be solved and people

will learn how to have an argument and talk to each other respectfully. But I think that all points of view, aside from hate speech, threatening speech, violence, et cetera, deserve to have a forum where people and people who are genuinely in the pursuit of information can read all sides. No, and it's like an even playing field. Yeah. Yeah, no, I agree. I agree.

And I think that the. But I don't think it's going to change the culture of Twitter. No, I don't think so. But I think that the road that we were headed down and that we probably still are going down like is not good. Yeah. And I think that this is a positive thing. Yeah, no, we'll see.

I don't think, I don't know how it could be worse than what's been happening. That's true. I did see pictures. It really can't get worse. I saw pictures of Elon at the office. Everyone loving Elon, having coffee with Elon, asking Elon questions.

It must be a crazy time to work at Twitter, which I don't think there really has ever been like an amazing time, you know? Yeah, no, I think there's a crazy time. I think it is a crazy time. I think a lot of also employees are not happy about Elon coming in yeah for sure well that's just like but I'm sure there are a lot of employees who are happy like you know like either I mean I don't think every employee likes their boss like right but we just happen to know who your boss is because he's famous yeah but um

we'll see I just think it's very interesting the landscape constantly shifting shifting strides sounds shifting strides ends this is a big shift though but yeah i think it'll be an interesting thing to watch a fascinating transition huh it's gonna be today's all about fascinating transitions yeah it really is. Title. Title. Next story, crazy news. SNL star Chris Redd was reportedly punched with brass knuckles at Comedy Cellar. Holy shit. Yeah, comedian Chris Redd was sucker punched in the face with brass knuckles, according to a new report.

An unknown assailant attacked the SNL alum outside of Comedy Cellar in New York City on Wednesday night, resulting in Redd being hospitalized. And it turns out the attacker used the illegal defense weapon, TMZ reported. Sources close to Red told the outlet the attack left him with two black eyes and a gash on his nose that required stitches. He's reportedly working with police to help identify suspects using surveillance footage the authorities have gathered. So it's unclear whether this was like an attack on stage

or like maybe it was someone. It wasn't on stage. It was outside of the comedy cellar. So was it just like crazy New York shenanigans? Unclear. But the person insider said the man had been waiting outside the club for an hour. Oh, waiting for him. Yeah.

And then page six said that the comedy world believes that the attack has to do with Chris dating Kenan's estranged wife. However, there's nothing to suggest that he, that Kenan was personally involved in the. The comedy world. I'm crying. That's what the comedy world thinks. No, I don't think that's it.

Like, honestly, this is fucking like diabolical. Like if somebody went to his show and like waited for him outside, cause like he either didn't like something he said. That's fucking crazy. Like that's literally so scary. I mean, he said, that's fucking crazy. Like that's literally so scary. And I just feel like this is the,

like the third or fourth instinct, instance. Instance. Thank you so much. Of like comedians being attacked in like the last year. Yeah. I forget, we just were talking about, dave chappelle somebody stormed the with a knife um there was another incident and now this i don't know if chris rock well of course i don't know if this has to do with his set or is it like a personal vendetta i don't know so

it's you can't really speak on it until you know but like that's really sad brass knuckles is like so scary. Yeah. People are not okay. No, no, no, no, they're not. Really, truly, people are not fucking okay. Like for real. And I just think it's time we all like spoke about that more.

Like the not okayness of people. It's astounding. Yeah. I'm wishing him the best. Like get well, rough wash, lame all. Yeah. And hopefully he'll be able to identify his assailant. Right. And justice could potentially be served.

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Autumnal vibes. Are you ready for our next story? Bachelor in Paradise alums Joe, aka Grocery Store Joe, marries Serena Pitt in a courthouse wedding. Cute. So the two of them got married Thursday at New York City's City Hall. They stunned fans when they posted an Instagram video of their nuptials nearly one year before their original wedding day next September.

So they said, just married. We are still having a wedding this September, but who doesn't want to get married twice? They also shared a full 1 minute and 50 second video of the ceremony on their youtube channel uh not sure if you sir sure if you saw pictures i did see a picture um they're both wearing masks and so is there a vision and like honestly like for me i'm like so like triggered by the sight of a mask i needed a. I know honestly if it was me like I would have waited till next September just so I didn't have to have videos like I don't want

I don't want this time in my life memorialized you know what I mean? No 1000% are they still making people wear masks in New York City's City Hall? No the mandate was lifted so I guess if you're wearing it you're just wearing it because you choose to so that maybe this photo wouldn't bother you but like for me like when we were it because you choose to, so that maybe this photo wouldn't bother you. But like for me, like when we were like, when we had to wear masks, like I understood why, but like I hated every minute of it. And the minute we were free, you never looked back.

I was woohoo! Like literally girls gone wild taking my bikini top off. Also like, it's worth saying there's no one else around. No, I know, it's like silly. But I don't think it bothers them, which is good because it's their wedding. It's not mine. Um, but it was my first thought of course, as well. And my second thought was if anyone was watching love is blind, I don't know if anybody's made this call yet, but there's

a guy on it called Cole. Um, and he's literally grocery store Joe. Like they're the same person. They have like the same smile, the same hair, the same body, and like the same, like, you know, like silly disposition, you know, like silliness.iness that's so cute did anyone else think that sound off in the comments sound off um when i first heard that they were married i was actually really surprised because i feel like a lot of bachelor couples get engaged and then don't get married period or for a really long time so i thought that this was really sweet um and then i saw this picture and um i was a little depressed like i was a little depressed by it. Like, honestly, it's so depressing.

No, because like. And it looks like a picture like out of 2020. And it's like, it's 2022. Like, you're getting married. No, I know. Take it off. No, I know. I like, I, for what, I really do think like criticizing people's wedding photos is like

the meanest thing you can do. This isn't a wedding photo. But it's not a wedding photo. So nevertheless, she persisted. And by the way, if their wedding wedding photos if like in their September wedding. It would make more sense for them to wear a mask at their real wedding with 300 people. Right but if they had pictures with actual masks. Again. No it was the first thing I saw because they're like so bright blue and like I feel like city hall photos like the whole

concept of city hall is that it's like it's like a drab government building but in a way it's become like really romanticized in the last couple years like celebrities are always going like you can make the pictures like really kind of like iconic like joe and uh sophie turner like they did it at a chapel like you can get dressed up and like make it fun and like have a photographer um but the mask it did really like depress me yeah to a whole new level I didn't need them to get all dressed up and have a photographer um I don't know how romantic city hall is no but like you can make you know what I mean I mean I yeah I mean I looked stunning you were like a pink coat to the floor yeah and a white dress no I mean I wore a Halloween costume a zombie bride a zombie bride

ex-wife um and I like I had fun with it and so whatever like happy for them I don't want to be a naysayer so let's just know I'm really actually thrilled for them that they got married I think they're a nice couple especially because was he engaged to Kendall yes she must be vomiting and they were engaged for a long time so like he got engaged to Serena and like this is it and they're married and I think that that part is really sweet and they really say like if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything. No, I have so many nice things to say about these two getting married. Yeah, me too.

Just the picture. And I look forward to the real wedding photos, but like I have. The picture was triggering. The masks were triggering. I agree. I was triggered. This picture with no masks.

Oh my God. I would have been like, that is so cute. Yeah, no. And like explained, like I'm really not trying to be like so negative, but like,

so then they were like, you can kiss the bride. So they took their masks off. So like what? So when you're kissing your bride, COVID can get you like it just made no sense no and also like if we want to get nitpicky like his mask is under his nose so like really what are you doing yeah your mask is under your nose joe tsk tsk no like so then what point is it serving other than ruining your pictures right maybe it's just like that they were gonna like i don't know

anything about them so i don't want to like like suggest maybe they actually. No, they wouldn't leave their house if they had COVID. Maybe they had COVID. That's why they have to wear a mask. No, I don't think they would. I think if they had COVID, they would wait a week to go to city hall. It's not like, you know. I don't know. Maybe this is three people who have COVID.

No way. Or getting married in isolation. Oh, maybe. Well, if they're in isolation and they all have COVID, they don't have to wear a mask. Happy for you. Know that I am. Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story? I really am.

It's an interesting one. I'm looking forward to getting your take because Harry Hamlin and his daughter Delilah Weird, weird, weird. are disturbing fans with their quote creepy, quote provocative photo. All right, not provocative provocative just like a little strange because maybe this conversation doesn't apply to me because my dad is dead but i would

literally never take a photo like that with my father like it's beyond so the picture in question was snapped last month at new york fashion week but it recently made its way to instagram where users expressed their many concerns the image shows the actor 70 standing closely next to the model daughter 24 while grabbing her tightly by the lower waist in the sheer top delilah's seen staring staring seductively at the camera while her while her father intensely presses his face against the side of hers yep that's exactly what's happening here it's weird again google it but it's really weird it looks like a couple like that is the exact type of photo you would take if you were like a really steamy and in love couple mgk and megan yes so it's weird i think we should

talk about how weird it is and i don't like it i don't like it one bit i don't like it it's as my people would say zillow covered zillow covered it's not respectful it's not nice no no it's not it's fucking weird and maybe this like you can just chalk it up to like hollywood weirdness but i'm a human being and i think it's weird no i don't think that's like how like i don't think that's the difference between like hollywood and lay people no it like reminds me like when me, no, not Megan, Angelina Jolie like made out with her brother. Like it's weird. Yeah.

It doesn't remind me of that, but it was weird nonetheless. Yeah. Check it out for yourself. Let us know what you think. But I think the general consensus is weird. Yeah. Inappropriate. Yeah.

Not right. Not fatherly. Conduct. Conduct. inappropriate yeah not right not fatherly conduct conduct people asked if this was a scene from house of the dragon no i'm i'm distressed by this i'm deeply distressed it's to put it simply it ain't right to put it simply it's distressing i'mressed. And to put it simply, this photo is distressing. Yeah. So, yeah. It's really weird. I have no further comment.

No, like what else can you say? Like we could, you know, speculate like maybe he was turning his head and they caught him in a bit. Because, you know, they take a lot of pictures per every second. So, like maybe he sneezed to like scratch his nose on her cheek or something. I don't know. Like maybe we could speculate about how this is like not how they act and it was just caught in a moment that's always my MO is like to scratch my nose no to try and find like another way that these two could have fallen into this position but I really am stumped yeah I'm stumped yeah

they've stumped me what can I say you know and i'm actually speechless which is really something for me because there's nothing else that you can really say besides this is so fucking weird like it's so weird and i actually like really like delilah bell and harry so this is not a statement on them as people like it's just simple to put it simply it's weird i think it's very simple yes not complicated at all though she's embracing the red hair trend which you know what let's pivot is a big trend now yes celebrities influencers mostly who have like dark hair are i mean a stanton has it now everyone is dying their hair red well delilah was like blondish yeah yeah no no, no.

But like the trend is like for everyone's copying like Kendall Jenner. Like when she was in Milan, dark hair girl, like going to like a dark red. Everyone is going red. Is Kendall the inspo for them? I think so. Cool. I think so. How does it make you feel?

It's like a natural redhead. I mean, we could also ask the boys because they're. The Streis brethren. They're natural. I mean, if i feel great like cool like that it's cool that being redheaded is so cool but it's like the um like what we were talking about yesterday like agua fresca spa water it's like kendall jenner is the inspiration right what about us natural redheads no that's living with this for our whole life that's fair that's

totally it doesn't actually bother me but that's just fucking weird yeah no I think um I think there's something like obviously everyone dyes their hair but I think there's something about like permanently dying your hair red that's like really dishonest no like about acting as though you are a redhead when you're not right I never thought about it but you were saying that to me. And I guess. I think there's something like deeply fraudulent about it. I can't explain it. Yeah. I just think it's like usually pretty impossible to get away with dyed red hair

and people think it's natural. Right, because it's so hard. If you can, it's really hard to like replicate like red hair color. Even the people who are dying it now, like it does look dyed. Yeah. So if you're able to pass as a natural redhead, like good for you in your color. No, that's true.

That's true. It's a testament to all your hard work. Right. No, that's true. And your coloring must have not been that far off. Yes. If the rest of you like looks like a natural redhead. That's very true.

You were saying that Amy Adams isn't a natural redhead. Yes, I was saying that. But she has like what looks to be natural red hair and coloring. So that doesn't bother me. Yeah, no, we went on like a, we were just talking about this for some reason at like the dining room table. Yeah, because we were talking about how everyone's, you guys were asking me how I feel about everyone being a redhead now.

So we just went on like a Google search of like celebrities who are naturally red and celebrities who are not. And it was really interesting. Jessica Chastain is a natural girly. Isla Fisher is a natural girly. Isla Fisher is a natural girly. Bryce Dallas Howard. Is natural. Natalie and Petch.

Christina Hendricks. But then there were some, Julia Roberts is like technically a natural redhead. Then there were some people on there. Who you would think were natural redheads who are not. And some people who you wouldn't think are natural redheads, but they are. Right.

Like Nicole Kidman. Yes. She's a natural redhead. Someone who is not a natural redhead, but you would think they are right like nicole kidman yes she's a natural redhead someone who is not a natural redhead but you would think they are sophie turner and amy adams as as yeah it was an interesting conversation but redhead is definitely the name on everybody's lips maybe i'm really like jenny's inspiration after all perhaps perhaps maybe it's all the tiktoks like i'm subtly influencing perhaps or it's just jc marie is she natural redhead i well right now her hair is a shade of red that it wasn't before because i feel like it it was more like strawberry blondish

and now she's like darker i think they're calling it like pumpkin spice red for she has like the the complexion and the coloring that like she's would be, I wouldn't even question that she's a natural redhead, you know? Yeah. And if she's not like she is. Because she did a good job with her coloring. And she's living life as a redhead. And I'm going to be living life as a girly on the weekends because it is officially the

weekend. That is the end of your episode today. And don't, don't smile because it's over. Nope. Don't frown because it's over. Smile because it happened officially the weekend. That is the end of your episode today. And don't smile because it's over. Nope, don't frown because it's over. Smile because it happened. Yes, and we're going to make those cookies. We're going to make cookies this weekend. We're going to go trick-or-treating in the neighborhood.

We're going to get ready for our Monday toast to win. We're going to get our costumes ready. We're going to be with Broldini. We're going to be with Kayla. We're going to be with Levi. We didn't even talk about how Olivia officially released the name of her baby, baby Levi. I'm sending pictures on her Instagram.

Go check it out. And it's just going to be a gorgeous, gorgeous weekend of saving the bees. Another wonderful weekend of saving the Streisand brethren. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast-track stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcast can be found so it's spotify itunes teacher public radio i hear radio case books all the places where we listen to the

podcast find us the toast leave a five-star review about how beautiful stunning and wickedly talented we are hope you guys have an amazing weekend enjoy halloween be safe don't take candy from strangers watch out for fentanyl described as candy for real people watching and also if you have kids they are disguising fentanyl as smarties there's enough fentanyl in this country to kill so many people and if you're gonna be out like partying and like you want to partake in drugs be safe be smart don't take shit from people and test that shit okay check your kids candy give them things that are wrapped that literally couldn't be anything other than that candy this is like the two um like we like this is fuck you know english is really

hard sometimes like you're the i'm like if you're gonna go do drugs make sure you like do you guys need any snacks condoms let me know like if you're gonna do drugs and i really do me that and you're like you're gonna do drugs i'd rather you do it in the house 100% get strips get fentanyl testing strips like be don't be stupid that's a different issue just like fentanyl in drugs

in like but a separate issue is Halloween candy fentanyl disguised as Halloween candy that they're passing off they look like Smarties they really look like candy

so seriously check your kids bin check the bin um thank you guys have a great weekend happy Halloween bye

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