The Toast - Fiddler on The Toast: Friday, May 1st, 2026
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Jackson Claude.
Favorite show the fast-by things you need to know.
We'll start your day off, swirly.
It's the toast.
I sound amazing.
Welcome back to the toast.
Happy Barack.
Hey, Jax.
How you, Dern good.
It's Friday.
It's a jam-pack day for me, though,
so I feel like it won't be Friday until like 5 o'clock, you know?
I feel that.
I feel that 100%.
I'm actually hosting LGBTQ plus Shabbat tonight.
I invited a bunch of people over for Shabb,
and then I realize, like, every single one of them is gay.
Not I.
No, this particular group is just LG, if I'm being honest.
So no BTQ.
Immunity?
As far as I know, the BTQ community is not showing up.
So it's just LG Shabbat.
LG, it's actually LGS sabbat, Shabbat.
Lesbian gays and Satchel.
Lesbian gays and you.
Oh, yeah, what am I?
I'm just sort of, I'm a, but for ally.
Oh, so you are A.
But A is, LGBTQIA is for asexual.
Plus.
Plus.
So don't forget the best.
Okay, so it's an LGSA affair.
It's an LGSA community event.
So who's attending?
Just like members of the community.
What would you know about that?
Is it just like, so it's Brian and the Taylor's?
No, Brian's in Paris.
It's Joey and the Taylor's.
Joey and the Taylor's.
That's fun.
And Joy's boyfriend, who I've never.
met. Oh. Yeah. That is fun. Um, blurry. There's so many things I need to tell you. Okay.
Two things. Well, I don't even know where to start. First of all, I, like, left the house last night.
I'm feeling my, I'm going out. I'm now having four nights in a row of, like, having to leave the house.
Two nights ago, I had my mahjong party, which was so fun. Last night, I had a dinner party at my
friend Brian and Jake's apartment. Tonight I'm having my Shabbat. Tomorrow night I'm going out for dinner.
And like, I just want to say after this, like these four nights, it's killing me.
I feel like I'm at stage coach
I'm at a four day rape
I know I can't I never want to leave the house again
I'm exhausted I know
I'm going out to dinner tonight and tomorrow night
because it's my husband's birthday weekend and
oh my gosh
exhausting yeah I need to prep
and I went to a dinner party last night where I really didn't know any of the other
guest aside from the host and like one other person
so battery was at 100 and I unfortunately
got seated next to somebody like they knew what they were doing
when they sat me next to him like this is a person
I was meant to sit next to like a stay at home dad of three
and enormous Swifty. His name was Michael. He was so handsome. He was sitting between Ben and I.
And he was also like almost like on track to be like an Olympic bobs letter. So like Ben was
his favorite movie is cool running. It's like this guy he said he felt like he was on an airplane
sitting in the middle seat because he was like me and Ben were like fighting over him.
That's so many. Where was his wife? Husband across. You know they separated couples. When people
do that at dinner parties like, I can't lie. I hate it. Although I understand that it's a
effective. And look at me. I'm sitting here talking about the guy sat next to you.
Like I was so dazzled by him. But like, you know, when you don't know everyone, you're just like,
can I just please sit next to the one person I know? Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of work to meet new people,
but the payoff is big when done right. No, I kind of made like a best friend. And then when I was
like wanting to connect, I'm like, what's your Instagram? It was like I don't have one.
Wow. I was like, wait, what? I was like, yeah. I guess. You know, I feel like you are drawn to
private people in terms of like your actual friendships outside of influence or friendships. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I know most of my people in my life are just normal, like, private Instagrams.
But no Instagram is crazy.
Yeah.
We have a friend with no Instagram right now.
She listens to The Toast, though.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's so crazy.
She loves the toast.
She's obsessed with pop culture and she, like, decided to delete her Instagram two years ago.
And I don't even know how she knows what we're talking about half the time.
Well, she said she's always on TikTok.
So like it's the same thing.
That's like me not having TikTok, but I'm always on Instagram.
It's true.
It's true.
It's not like that virtuous, but it's pretty cool.
So not only was.
out the first thing I had to tell you the second Tim, I did something crazy this morning.
Crack?
Crazier.
Meth?
Crazier.
I watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on my phone.
Like I was getting ready.
I was walking around, but I couldn't watch last night because like I said, I had a dinner
party.
Yeah.
So I was like getting ready.
I was doing my clothes.
I was giving breakfast.
And so I just like had it on sort of like a podcast.
I want to say, typically that might not be the greatest idea.
But for a reunion, a reunion is a podcast.
A reunion is just about talking like the visuals of the show and the season and the side glances and everything is important when you're watching the season. But a reunion is a podcast.
Absolutely. And I watched it in the car and then I watched the last 10 minutes the second, like as I sat down here, I completed it. I did my homework for the day. Highly recommend.
Yeah. For a reunion that is appropriate, actually. I watched as well. So we'll recap at the end of the show.
Do you feel like you miss me?
I always miss you, Kojourner. But you know,
I can't really, I can't miss you too much because it hurts too much, you know.
Absolutely.
And we will be reading.
We actually have a couple of things.
We'll be together for.
We're coming to town.
I'm coming to New York City to the Big Apple in a few weeks.
Jackson, Glott is coming to town.
Oh, yeah.
Jackson Glott is coming to town.
Jackson Glott is coming to town.
Yes, I'm coming to the Big Apple in a few weeks for Dear Media, IRL.
That's now, by the way, you got.
Guys, it's May today.
It's gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, it's gonna be May.
Like, that just snuck up on us.
And starting a new month on a Friday is crazy work.
It's wrong.
It's crazy work.
So now it's May and Dear Media IRL is in May.
So I'm coming to New York this month in two weeks to see my sister, to see the swirlies, do a live show.
We're performing.
We're performing.
We're doing a live show at Dear Media IRL.
Some of our fellow podcasters will be there.
The lineup, I believe the whole evening is hosted by like literally the go-to host of Dear Media,
Taylor's Trecker.
And the lineup is not skinny, but not fat.
Everyone's doing like a little live podcast.
The good guys.
Nisbinev, Gug, Gug.
And the toast.
And we are currently like, you know, in like this planning phase creatively of like what
we'll be doing for the show.
And we are planning sort of a live collaborative event with the good guys.
There was talk about burying the hatchet.
I haven't agreed to that yet, of course.
but we are
we are it's gonna be live
like and you just sort of you have to be there
but the tickets are sold out
it could be WWE showdown
you know we haven't really programmed
Webster Hall
Dear Media IRL they should stream it live
yeah it's gonna be fun
so I'm excited for that so I will be seeing you soon
to answer the question of whether or not I miss you
I haven't really put together that
I need to find something to wear
I know I was hoping to be a little more slender
but me as well
Alas, no.
Here we are.
Alas, no.
How much weight can I lose in two weeks?
Like probably four pounds.
Max.
Yeah.
Max.
Okay, let's end the show.
Let's end the show.
Max.
What are your plans this weekend for Zach's birthday?
Did you get him a present?
No, we don't really do presents anymore.
Unless, like, there's...
I think presence is insane.
Yeah.
No, and I've sort of moved on from this.
And he was never like as big on them as I was.
So no, we don't really do presents anymore.
But we have like a jam-packed fun family weekend.
Like activities, clubs, bus.
Clambakes?
Hyundai Palisade, another Palisade.
Clambakes.
Party.
We actually having a little swar-I.
We are.
We have a little soror-A.
Let me guess who's coming.
Your neighbors?
Neighbors, friends, family.
Just like, you know, a little backyard hang.
Sounds beautiful.
Yeah.
So it's going to be a very like a busy.
on the go weekend and I think fulfilling for my husband that's good that's good do you think I have to get him
a present like no no no you don't I never I didn't get lish anything you didn't get lish anything but I'm
actually like not always but I often get lish something like whenever I see something except not a hug
not a hug please know they self whenever I see something that like I think lish would like I get it for him
Oh, I remember two years ago, I got him a nice bottle of olive oil for his birthday.
Do you remember that?
That's a lovely gift.
Yeah, it just showed up from Instagram.
You guys were so confused.
It was just me.
It was confusing.
Sometimes Jack, yeah, yeah, that's so you.
You're not going to get a hug, but you are going to get a bottle of olive oil delivered mysteriously.
With no-no.
No.
It's giving anthrax.
For sure.
But remember I got him like the pepper grinder because I got a pepper grinder that I really liked.
So I thought that he would really like it.
I was pepper grinder.
So I thought he would like it.
I am always thinking of Lish.
I'm always thinking of everyone.
If I see something that I know someone.
You are a thoughtful gift giver.
Like, oh my God,
I was at an art gallery the other day
because I was getting my car washed
and it was one of the ones.
A good gallery girl.
I know you.
It's like, it's really hard to find a car wash,
by the way.
I thought they were on every corner.
And then you sort of have to busy yourself
for like two hours.
Yeah, the ones that you drive through,
I thought they're on every corner.
They're not.
I literally drove around looking for a car wash.
I finally found one, but it was like a person and a hose.
So God, how they walked into an art gallery.
And they saw like a really beautiful piece of art.
that made me think of someone.
I was like, should I just get them
this piece of art?
Who did it make you think of me?
Can't tell you.
I don't want to spoil it.
I'm still mulling it over.
Oh, I love that.
It's actually really beautiful.
I should go back and buy it.
I'm still thinking of it.
She's a collector.
I'll send you a picture.
What else can I tell you?
I'd like to see Devil Wears Prada this weekend.
I believe it's out today.
Yeah.
I believe it's out today.
Maybe I can see if the LGB, if the LGSA Shabbat crew wants to go.
That's so, I feel like it's going to be a huge opening weekend.
It's going to be like a Barbenheimer type of thing.
Yeah, I mean, it's very exciting.
I wonder, I wonder how big it will be if it'll be bigger than the opening of the first one.
Wait.
Oh, I wonder how much that did, but you know, that's a good prediction to do on Polly Market.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get our predictions in.
Check the market.
What are the, what's the market saying?
What are the streets saying?
What's the Polly Market saying?
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Oh, yeah, Devil Wear's Prada opening weekend box office.
So 66% of people are saying it's going to do between.
between 70 and 80 million dollars.
That's a lot for opening weekend.
I'm going to contribute.
I think it's more.
LGSA, like you can count us in for like $100.
I think it's put me it down for $100 million.
Well, that would put you with 1% of people.
That's classic me.
That's so you.
Oh my God.
But you thought I was going to be with the herd?
I don't think so.
That's a good prediction to do on polymarket.
Yeah, that is.
Okay, put it in.
Let's see if.
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Toast at Polly Market.
That's such a sleigh.
Absolutely.
What else can I tell you?
That you're wearing my sweatshirt.
You could tell me that you're wearing my sweatshirt.
It's not your sweatshirt anymore because I wore this sweatshirt when I found out that
Ruby was pregnant.
I'm cracking up when I found out that I was pregnant with Rubel.
And so it's just mine now.
Every time I wear this sweatshirt, I feel so connected.
It's genuinely not how it works.
And unfortunately, and you know that I'm such a giver.
You know that I'm a giver between my olive oil and I just like, I would literally, I would, my art, I would give someone the shirt off my back.
Like, I really would.
Of course.
You unfortunately have chosen something that, like, I actually want back.
You know, I've been talking like an influencer recently.
Like using a lot of hand gestures.
We've always gesticulated here, but more in like an Italian mama sort of way.
And now I'm in the like influencer like, Pac-Man hands.
Maybe you'll understand this.
You're not getting it back.
I'm in the Pac-Man hands phase.
I know that you like it,
but you don't have an emotional connection
to the sweatshirt like I do,
so I am just going to say no.
You don't know that.
What's your emotional connection?
All right, make a case.
Maybe I don't get it back to me.
You don't love bad teacher,
but you know this scene in bad teacher
when that weird kid in the class
always wears that sweatshirt that says gymnastics.
And it's like...
No, I don't know the movie.
I might have seen it once,
but it's certainly not as a quotable.
He tells the teacher he was like,
it was my dad.
And it's the only thing he left when he left us.
And she's like, there's a reason why he left it.
Cracking.
So you think this.
Are you going to say this is a family heirloom?
No, but it is mine.
And I just, I feel bad because I would love to just get over it.
Well, get over it.
No, I'm going to snatch it back.
Why do you work on that this weekend?
Well, I'm seeing the devil wears product.
I'm just going to snatch it.
Watch out in the Hamptons.
It's a crawlback.
I'm not bringing it.
It's a clawback.
You're going to drive three hours back to the city to go get it?
Yeah.
And what if we just purchased another one?
You could have a new one.
Okay.
Who makes it?
No clue.
Selky.
I feel like King Solomon.
It's like you don't even know who makes it.
You obviously don't love it.
Like King Solomon as a judge, like, you know the story of the baby.
Split the baby in half?
Yeah.
That's how I feel like this judgment's coming down.
Oh, we should split the sweatshirt in half.
so neither of us can have it.
But if one of us were to say,
no, don't, because that would ruin the sweatshirt,
that person loves it more.
Then I wouldn't let us, yeah,
because this sweatshirt means a lot to me.
Okay.
Same.
Because it's mine.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
What does it mean to you emotionally?
Like, explain.
It's a beautiful sweatshirt.
It's a beautiful sweatshirt.
And you're all throughout.
Harry's first year of life.
I have so many memories in that sweatshirt.
Oh, such a liar.
Hair.
Such a fucking liar.
No, it's true.
I'll find you pictures.
I don't have to prove why I want my sweatshirt back.
It's not yours.
And possession is nine-tenths the law.
I'm taking it back.
But enjoy it while you have it.
I'm taking the Selke, dumbass.
Yeah, maybe Selke will see this and send us another one.
Oh, girl, you better.
And we'll take two new ones, please.
This one has a stain.
Actually, can have it.
You know, by the, there's a huge stain on the wrist.
I don't even know what it is.
Oh, just wanted to quickly update our whiteboard
because yesterday was our fourth show
without talking about Licks versus Lex in a formal capacity.
Obviously, we talked briefly
about our Instagram stories,
but that does not.
It's not formal.
That does not constitute a capacity that is formal.
You guys know, like, when it's like the lead story,
we can't stop talking about it.
Four days, I'm proud of us.
Yeah, like when we're talking about
in the pre-facified banner,
we have to just hold ourselves back
so we can do it as a first story.
We have been so controlled.
Everything that we talk about,
like we just find a way to make it about that.
We have been controlled.
there's not a formal story about it today.
A couple of little things happen.
You know, Lauren Lindeke is like popping off a little bit.
I want to say something quickly.
Okay.
The thing that I wanted to say about that.
It was just like a brief detail from yesterday's story
that I do feel like is germane.
It's the West Wilson drama is his step-grandmother.
So it is his grandfather's girlfriend.
Obviously that doesn't make the story any less true.
tragic, of course.
But he didn't lose his grandmother.
Where is his grandmother?
I would assume deceased, and this is the woman that his grandfather moved on with.
Yeah.
So, well, obviously, his grandpa's wife.
Because otherwise they wouldn't be calling it his grandmother.
They'd say his grandpa's girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Interesting.
Also, people were speculating that maybe the family didn't tell West until after the reunion.
Right, which I had all.
also thought maybe was the case.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would be good, but still, like,
the reunion is kind of null and void.
And I guess, I guess what's sort of relationship.
I can't keep sending hate West's way.
Like, he's going through, like, a deep family tragedy and trauma.
I won't pile on.
It's also a lot to process that your cousin is a murderer.
Obviously, that's more so than, even if it was your grandma,
like, that's even a bigger pill to swallow than your grandma dying.
Yeah.
Getting killed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we're just going to.
And now like your cousin's going to jail.
Like that's crazy.
Are they close?
I don't know.
Well, maybe they're not.
You know, hopefully they're not.
Hopefully.
Yeah.
Hopefully they're not.
In his mugshot he looked like crazy lunatic.
I mean, he did shoot his step-grandmother.
Yeah.
I mean, he is a crazy lunatic, obviously.
But he also looked like one.
Absolutely.
You know?
Absolutely.
Not a Ted Bundy type.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no.
I just feel like the days of the Ted Bundy types are over because like really, really.
Luigi.
Serial killer.
Oh, you think.
Like using their looks to like trap women.
Because men who look like that, they just become like TikTokers now.
Oh, yeah.
If you have an ounce of good looks, like you as a man, there's a million beautiful girls on TikTok and Instagram and they have three followers.
But if you're like a man with decently good looks and you don't care what other people think, like you just make TikToks that are cringe and you make a lot of money.
Like you don't need to murder people anymore.
Ted Bundy would have been a TikToker.
Mark my words.
But what if he has, like, what if he's a psychopathic killer?
I just feel like he wouldn't have gotten to that place with, like, all the positive accolades and, like, the comments and the engagement and stuff.
But I feel like, like his version of positive accolades back in the day, like he was getting, you know, everybody like.
Right.
So just you don't feel my call.
Is that what you're saying?
I just don't know.
That feels right.
I don't know if TikTok's going to end the murder epidemic.
That feels right.
I don't know.
And just when I thought you were having my back today
because you said crack, Matt?
I was. I was trying.
But also that earned me.
It earned me a jettterspoon.
It did.
I was more so focused on.
It earned you like a joble.
No, it's a no jerk.
Oh, you know what's so funny.
Somebody just popped up on my TikTok.
It's so crazy when I'm scrolling TikTok
and I see a video that's about us.
Like it happens quite a bit.
Like either people loving the toes,
like even, you know, their takes on the toes.
and someone was just like,
Claudia and Jackie Asre
are like the biggest Jews.
They're the proudest Jews.
They're always talking about Jews.
But they are so hard
on their fellow Jews.
And the examples that she cited
were Jesse Solomon.
Yeah.
Andy Cohen.
Yeah.
Ben Platt.
And Ben Platt.
Yeah.
Now obviously Ben Platt is self-explanatory.
Like, no, I don't support Jews
who literally hates Jews.
Like, he's out.
Like, that's not of a question.
Now, Jesse Solomon, like, yes, he's Jewish,
but we hold space for multiple truths.
Like, he was wrong for what he did to Lexi.
And he's a nice.
Jewish boy. Like, do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, but I also think like it's important for us to
like be hard. Critical. And like critical of the Jews that I don't feel like are portraying Jewish people
in a good light. Like we need to course correct and let like the world know like that's not what
we're about. Although I do think Andy Cohen represents the Jewish people in like a pretty decent way.
No, I think he like exploits Jewish culture and then doesn't have the Jewish people's back.
Well, that's like a big schick is like, you know, using, that's how I feel about Ben Platt.
Like so many of his like most engaged Instagram posts are like, here's a little song.
I wrote about Russia Shana.
And then when it becomes time for, like, you'd actually stand up for Jews, you're just nowhere to be found.
So you can't use the schick and not.
Yeah.
Like, you can't benefit from the stick of the community while also not supporting the community.
So I feel like that's Andy Cohen.
Yeah, but I guess the bar, after October 7th, lowered so much.
Like, I found Andy's behavior to be quite fine.
No, the bar lowered so much for everyone else, but, like, not for fellow Jews.
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
So if you want to be, like, mazel, you've got to step your pussy up a little bit.
I agree.
And then Jesse Solomon, like...
His Jewishness does not...
Except for the one Shabbat he hosted at Summerhouse.
Like, I don't...
I forget.
No, I don't like...
I don't judge him well or poorly because he's Jewish.
Like, I actually...
Yeah, it's the same thing when people say,
like, women who support other women.
Are you an asshole?
Like, I don't really care your race or religion creed.
Like, just are you an asshole?
Are you a woman asshole?
Are you a Jew asshole?
Like, there are both.
Yeah.
No, but I do feel like...
And also,
Other people can't be like, you're a bad Jew.
Like, excuse me.
Right, right.
I feel like we have to be the ones to do it.
Yeah, so I think that's fair.
I think that's a fair assessment of us.
Yeah, I wear it proudly.
Absolutely.
The Jew police.
Yeah, right.
We wear yellow stars.
We're placing the shoes.
Yeah, right.
That's always weird to like see a clip about yourself out of nowhere.
That happened to me a couple.
When you're just mindlessly scrolling.
That happened to me with Michaela Matthews.
Oh, that's terrible.
And it happened to me.
It actually happened to me the other day.
I saw these random girls talking about us.
I never saw them before, never saw them again.
They were just like opining about their thoughts.
In a good way?
Not really.
Not really.
But like, it was just weird to see someone talking about me.
It's very jarring when you're on your my list scroll, which is like a dopamine
hate.
You're really not like intentionally.
you're just mindless.
And for them to like hear your name, it sips you right out of it.
And it's very jarring.
Yeah.
Like someone that.
And realize this is not like a universal relatable issue.
No.
But it's something that I personally deal with.
It's only something that I've experienced recently though, you know?
Yeah.
I guess we're just getting bigger than ever.
I try.
It's true.
I try to scroll right past it because I don't really want to see more content like that.
I think the toast is like it's art, you know.
It's people are going to love it.
People are going to criticize it.
And that's what makes it beautiful.
So it doesn't bother me.
Like I like that there's discourse around it,
but I try not to engage with it
because I'm not only going to get the positive.
And I just want people to be able to, like, kind of like with a book,
you know how authors aren't supposed to read their own reviews
or engage with reviewers.
That's really how I feel at this point as like an artist.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I completely agree.
I completely agree.
Anything else we want to PFFB about?
No, I don't think so.
I'm like having a total, like, gap in memory about what I did.
yesterday. Oh, I hosted a community event yesterday. Oh, you did. You did. Yeah. Slash, you know,
fireside chat at one of my local community centers for young Jewish women. It was fabulous. I love
actually being a Jewish woman, you know? Yeah. Like, it was so stettel. Yeah. And part of that is
calling out your fellow Jews, like classic, you know? Absolutely. Tevia would. Tevia would. Tevia did.
Who do you feel like you are in Fiddler on the roof? Maybe the mother.
maybe the mother now you know i relate to mothers now and who do you think i am tevia i think so too
you're your laser wolf i actually am not and i resent the accusation we're anyone but the daughters
yeah the daughters like they don't fit into our like there's not it's not like you're a kim you're a chloe
you're a satel like it just doesn't work no i feel like the mother you know wearing a mother
children cooking doing the wash i kind of like if i had to would relate to the oldest one yeah we're
married for love yeah at satel yeah they're all satel fatal fatal and lightel they're satel chava right
no i think there's a chava what are the daughter's names
sadal hodel hodel hudel huddle schvincey sprincy
Selky? Oh, like my
Thatcher. There's five?
I thought that was four, too. Yeah.
You know who you are? You're from a Sarah,
the mother-in-law, haunting you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. So good. Remember when we were casting
Fiddler on the roof live?
Because I had just rewatched it. Like, I've seen it
literally once as a kid and then never again. And I know
the music and I referenced like Tevia, but I actually didn't really know
what the story was about. So like two years ago, I think I was pregnant.
And I rewatched it. It was actually a chilling story.
at your house, a chilling story to watch while pregnant.
Like, yeah.
It's not, it's all fun in games to like the Cossacks come.
No, it's actually like, it's such a fun movie, but it's a crazy movie.
It's very dark.
And it's like the expulsion of million Jews from Eastern Europe and Russia.
Like, that's our story, you know?
Our people.
Very sad.
Oh, yeah, we were casting.
Who did we cast Teviah?
Like Liam Leav Schreiber?
Adam Sandler, I think.
When I tell you, there is no show funnier than this one.
And I'm constantly reminded of that.
Like when you sent me the Mr. McCorky clip,
us casting Adam Sandler as a modern day tab,
you had like,
when I say we're operating at such a high level,
like nobody can meet us where we're at.
It's insane how good the show is.
And I'm pretty sure we had Liam Michelle in every role as the daughters.
That feels right.
Kind of like,
I think I have the list on my phone.
Kind of like how Tyler Perry plays all the characters
in the Medea films.
Leah Michelle plays all the characters
in the modern adaptation
produced by Toast Productions
of Fiddler on the roof.
Malia.
So you're saying it's Malia.
Okay, content idea.
For today's episode,
we need to make like a fake Medea cover,
but everyone is Leah Michelle.
They're all wearing like old Jewish shuttle like shmattas.
Claudia, I have the list.
Okay, who did we cast?
To do the music for the Fiddler on the roof remake
that we are producing.
Passick and Paul.
Passick and Paul.
We also have David Foster.
I think we agreed that even though he's not Jewish, that we need...
He has the vibe.
We need his talents on the movie.
Absolutely.
For Tevia, oh, this is so good.
We have four options.
Sasha Baron Cohen.
So good, but he's not fat enough.
Leev Schreiber.
He's not fat, but he's big.
Adam Sandler.
It's pretty good.
Jack Black.
Oh, sorry.
Jack Black is the winner, obviously.
For the daughters, we have Adam Sandler.
daughters. Oh, sunny. Wait, this is a really good casting. I know. And Leah Michelle. Perfect.
For the men, we have one. Josh Peck. Just, which man? Like the husband, the tailor.
Yeah, yeah. Who's Laser Wolf? Laser Wolf? Josh Gad. Oh, wait, this is so good.
The match. God could also be Tevia. Yeah. No, he's a little young. Yeah. The matchmaker, Alex Bornstein.
Stop, this is so good.
For Goldie, that's the wife.
We obviously.
Like the mother of Adam Sandler?
Yeah, the wife of Adam Sandler.
Adina Menzel.
Oh, that's really good.
But you know who we have to cast in this movie is Tova Felcha.
She's, um, oh my gosh, she's Goldie.
She's the grandmother from nobody wants us.
The mother-in-law, excuse me, from nobody wants us.
Wait, and then for our Cossack, we have Glenn Powell.
Chilling.
Also, at the bottom, unnamed, we just have Selma Blair and Jeff Garland.
To what end?
We want them involved in some capacity?
I think so.
Okay.
Free idea, Hollywood.
They're always looking for new ideas.
Do do, do, do, do do do do.
Do do do do do.
Oh, Pasik and Paul on the remix would be insane.
That soundtrack.
La da da da da, da.
da da da da da da da da da da da da da that soundtrack is so amazing like it actually feels like old jewish music like
klesmer music that's been around they feel like prayers right it's really crazy it's kind of how like
the schindler's list score like has become the score of the holocaust you know what i mean
yeah i didn't realize we were like going to talk about shinler's list today like that's just
i need to be in a very particular type of no we're just talking about the schindler's list score
just okay like pretty pretty much like pretty much
Personally, I can't talk about Chinler's Lish, like, until I'm, until I'm just absolutely prepped for it.
So I, yeah, but just think about the score, like, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Yeah, it feels, yeah.
Yeah, you got the point.
That just feels, that just feels like the whole Holocaust now.
Like, and I think that's the power of scoring.
Yeah.
I think Hans Zimmer would agree.
I think Pasik and Paul.
Who did Schindler's list?
Not to bring you back.
All right.
Like, could we just move on?
Let me just say who did Chinle.
We had to give credit, you know?
I want to say it was probably Mr. Zimmer.
I feel like to.
Shinler's list score.
John Williams.
Okay, so they're Mr. Williams.
What else did he score?
We are like PFF being way close to the sun today.
I know.
I do think we could dive in if you wanted to.
I do.
But he also did Star Wars, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones.
And the first three-range, range.
First three Harry Potter films.
The Harry Potter score is pretty iconic, too.
Yeah, the little jingle, the jingle when they're like at Hogwarts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like you know it when you're here.
Wow, what a talent.
What a time.
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Our first story, stories in no particular order today.
Couldn't find a lead story, but I'm just winging it.
I guess the lead story is the friends we made along the way.
I guess that it is.
Very good.
No jerk.
No friends.
Very good.
What?
Just riffin.
Oh, okay.
Don't worry.
Like, what are you taking about me?
Don't worry.
I'm not coming for your friends again.
Good.
Along the way of friends.
Our first story, Netflix source
says they've sealed the deal on a return for the crown,
but it's not what you will expect.
So Netflix is apparently producing a spinoff of the crown set to take place
starting at the death of Queen Victoria.
So that would be 19.
When did she pass?
1911?
1901.
I forget.
So that is Lillibet.
I have to think of everything in the royal family
as how they're related to Elizabeth.
That's her great-grand.
That's her like, yeah, great-great-grand.
But yeah, I guess the years after she died were kind of crazy.
I think her oldest son passed.
I believe he was engaged.
And so like the girl who was going to be queen.
I think she like kind of felt shit out of luck.
But then she managed to woo the brother and got.
I wouldn't spoil it, honestly,
because I don't know this era of history.
And I know it happens.
So you can't really spoil it.
Yeah.
Kind of like what Olivia spoiled that movie for me about Jimmy Hoffa.
Yeah.
She was like,
and then he died.
I'm like,
wait,
she's so annoying for that.
It's nice to go into a whip line.
You're going to forget everything that I've just said, though.
But I'm pretty sure that that became like King George and Queen Mary.
And I think.
That's Elizabeth's.
No, this is, oh no, 1901.
So, yeah, that's Elizabeth's grandparents.
Yeah, it's not that far off.
And then did King George have the two sons
and the one abdicated and then King George?
Well, find out.
Didn't they say they were doing another crown?
Oh, the Kennedys.
They're doing Crown Kennedys?
Right, Netflix is producing a Crown-like...
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
Show about like the Bobby Ethel days.
Yeah, I've always said that Netflix should do a prequel of the Crown
and pick up that show.
show Victoria that never got more seasons and just make that the Netflix prequel. And so,
like, this is kind of that because we already got two seasons of the crown, not of the crown,
of Victoria. The rest of her life, I think she kind of went crazy and it's like not as interesting.
Shmarried off all her children. You know, she had eight of her children sitting on various
thrones throughout Europe. At one point, like all of the monarchs in Europe were like her grandchildren.
And so I think just cutting to 1901, like that's literally what I asked for. Thank you so much.
Yeah, I think the crowd left a gaping hole.
in people's interests.
And I think the time was kind of perfect
because she did pass
as like the last season was airing.
And it was I think all in all like a real love story
to Queen Elizabeth.
Obviously it showed her hard times
making bad choices with Diana
and even her sister.
Like just let the sister marry.
She was going to marry him anyway.
So overall I do think it was like a real
like a beautiful body of work in an ode
to a life well lived and like a
the sovereign, you know,
and everything she did.
So now I think that they can and should explore
other parts of the family because it really did peak this interest in people. People were,
even like me, like I never really was into the royal family or anything, obsessed with the
crown. Like it was just an amazing show and the fact that it was based on real life was even
like better, but it was just a good show even if it wasn't based on true events, you know?
Yeah, but the fact, but yes, making it based on true events is enriching. A lot of people don't
like history, but they just like like good shows. And this was both. So I hope that they do it with
different parts of the royal family and also the Kennedys. Like that I'm sad for. Yeah.
me as well
and now I'm in the family tree
this is actually my favorite period of history really
like the Victorian era
and then the Edwardian era
which is also when Downton takes place
oh yeah and I kind of know a lot about history
like just through Downton and how it relates to like
you know the Titanic in 1912
like Downton Abbey taught me everything I know
yeah that like took us from like 1912 to
1930 and then
Crown picks up post-war War II
so like we're pretty much all
We're pretty sad.
Yeah, thanks Netflix.
So I'm very excited about this.
Yeah, no, this sounds good.
And the people who do The Crown are just like good at their job.
They do it so classy.
And I just want to say like they could recast some people from the Crown because if they're related, it's like okay if they look alike.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Just they pull from the same group of people like people who filmed Downton Abbey, people who
who gave a Thrones.
It's like that very British professional actor like West End vibe.
I know who you might find.
Did you just have Ted Lasso's coming back?
Yeah, and he's coming back to Virginia.
That was confusing.
Why?
They made this whole big thing about ending it.
Yeah, I didn't.
I never watched the last episode.
And it did feel premature.
But now he's coaching women's soccer in the U.S.
Right, which is like cute, actually.
And funny.
So it's kind of like a spinoff.
I will miss, what was his name?
Roy.
The player, Danny.
There was a lot of players.
Wait.
No, football is live.
Oh, Danny.
Yeah.
Wait, speaking of Roy,
I saw the craziest trailer
for a movie he's in.
Okay.
He's in a rom-com.
You're gonna die.
Playing opposite.
So he's like new at this company
and there's like a big boss.
She's like a Miranda Priestley vibe.
Like big woman in charge.
I think it's a woman soccer team actually.
And who's the boss?
Like you're gonna die when I tell you.
It's so fucking random.
I don't know.
Brett Goldstein,
who's like the best character from Ted Lassow,
is playing a rom-com opposite, Jennifer Lopez.
That's so good.
The trailer actually looked like an SNL skit.
Like it was not fucking real.
And it's like a Netflix.
It's one of those really corny, like Netflix rom-coms.
I don't know if it's on Netflix,
but it's like a streamer.
I could not believe what I was watching.
Like it actually looked fake.
That's so funny.
That's like what's going to save the movie making industry.
Because Steven Spielberg was saying,
like they have to start coming up with like original ideas for movies
or else like, you know,
you can't just do remakes for,
And I think that's what he was talking about.
Like that sort of...
Jaylo and Brickold Seen.
That sort of ingenuity.
I don't know why, like, the thought of them kissing freaks me out.
Yeah.
I think you should watch it and report back.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
In another...
What's it even called?
In my previous life, like, that was made for me, you know?
Yeah, like a terrible movie.
Corny, bad acting romance movie.
And one thing about Jaila, like, she does not let that...
Like, she is so...
dynamic, especially in her acting career, because every movie she's made in the last two decades,
aside from the stripper one, which one was that called, the hustlers, is like corny and fake
and like literally a joke.
Yeah.
But she got her start in acting as Selena.
Like she, and then made of Manhattan, she was like one of the most high profile
I thought after actresses, wedding planner, for like 10 years.
And now every movie she makes is like actually fake.
Yeah.
Like I feel like there's a trailer, but there's no movie.
Yeah, and no one notices because no one set out to see the movie.
I cannot tell you, besides for hustlers, a movie she has made or been in in the last 10 years, that's good.
Hmm.
Must I pull up her.
Please don't.
It's sad.
Like she did that movie, Atlas.
She did that movie like, Marry Me with Owen Wilson.
Remember Justin Sylvester was in it?
You did?
I did.
Was it good?
It was a movie.
Like, it passed.
muster. So it wasn't just a trailer. No, and it passed muster, you know, and Owen Wilson, like,
I saw it. So random. It was a movie that I saw. And I feel the way about her that I kind of feel
about Ariana Grande. It's really hard for, like, these big pop divas to be believable as actresses. At least in
that movie, she was playing a big pop diva. Oh, good. Okay. That's why Glinda was good for Ariana,
because it was this like big, larger than life personality. But like in the Fokkers, I'm scared.
Yeah. Because Harry Styles too, even though he did like a pretty decent job.
job in his like brief acting career.
I think the pop divas to stop.
Like it's you,
I'm sorry,
you actually really can't be both unless you're Lady Gaga.
But that's because her diva personality is literally a costume.
Yeah.
And she acts as Stephanie.
Like she is,
when you see her without makeup,
she can probably go to the grocery store.
I don't even think she's like a great example of someone.
Like I feel like she did two movies.
I think she's probably at this point in time,
like doing it the best.
But not shallow.
Stars warm was great because she really played like a,
someone who she could.
vision of herself. House of Gucci. I didn't see it, so I really can't say, honestly.
It wasn't great. Although, but I think her acting career up until this point has been a huge
success. She's in Oscar nominated films. Like she, I use her as an example. I think she's doing it the best.
I don't think she's doing it perfectly. But, and that's because she really does have a different
personality on stage. Like, Ari is Ari. And also, she's not afraid to be ugly.
I mean, the whole point of that starts. I mean, the whole point of that starts.
his board movie was that she had a big nose. Yeah, but and like how's the Gucci, she's playing
like some like old woman maiden. Yeah, she's never been afraid to be ugly and you have to be that way
if you're an actor. And let me tell you who's afraid to be ugly. Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez,
Ariana Grande, Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian. And they're afraid to be fat. Yeah. Yeah, if you're not willing
to gain and wait, gain and lose weight for roles. You should have to like gain 20 pounds in order to get your
SAG a extra card just to prove, just to prove that you're dedicated.
Absolutely.
Are you ready for our next story?
Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt are working through relationship issues.
Sources have said that they have split,
but People Magazine is saying that they are just having relationship issues
and working through those, which sounds like, you know, broken up,
why would we know if they're in a fight five months after they welcome their baby girl,
Scotty Rose?
So the source says there are issues, but they're trying to figure things out together.
They're adjusting to parenthood and working through the process.
Like maybe the issues that she's postpartum
And he should just leave her alone
Like yeah
I don't know how you can make a big decision
Five months postpartum like that's just impossible
No you can and like barring like really terrible terrible things
Cheating
Just put it on whatever the issues there
Just put some aside for a second
Focus on the baby and deal with it like when you feel like yourself again
Yeah I want to say something that I feel like is controversial
But it shouldn't be but like
Barring any sort of extreme circumstances like abuse or cheating
Like breaking up with your partner
When you just had a baby like should be
illegal. You shouldn't do it to the baby or to yourself. Yeah, like for everyone. Yeah, barring. And that's
barring anything. But yeah. Like I feel like this is a trend. I'm hearing it like happen a lot with
celebrities who literally have a baby and five minutes later. Really? Yeah. I don't, I can't remember like why
I think that, but I feel like we've reported on a couple of stories like this and it's actually so sad.
It's so sad. Like it's sad for the the couple that then they either don't have their child all the time.
examples in Hollywood of celebrity couples who have split immediately after having a baby.
You either aren't with your baby all the time, which is so sad.
Or the times when you are with your baby, you're like single parenting it, which is so hard.
There actually are a handful of recent pretty high profile examples.
Oh, Cardi B an offset.
Yeah.
Filed for divorce in mid-20204, announced pregnancy with her third child immediately after.
A baby was born September.
Cardi B also ends Stefan Diggs.
She's two of these examples.
Molly May and Tommy Fury
Split it
They technically split within one year after a baby
But they did get back together
Yeah and that was
They tried
You know
Ellie Golding and Casper Jopling
I don't know who that is
Pete Davidson
And Elsie He went
Wow chat updates quickly
I don't know who these people are
Millie McIntosh and Hugo Taylor
I don't know
Yeah
I hate this
Like I seriously hate this
Yeah like make it work
Put it aside
compartmentalize and just try and get through this difficult time and then like and then focus on the
issues but it's not going to be easy it's not going to be easy no of course not but i think that also
like when you're so famous a lot of the issues actually no i'm not going to say that i take that back
okay i don't agree with what i was going to say rescinded stricken from the record i was just going to
having money when you have a baby like makes things a hundred times easier so it's like what do you
have to fight about but there's still things to find about so i take that back yeah stricken from the
record.
Yeah.
Shrigan from the record.
Know thyself.
Like, be self-aware.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
I hope they get back together or figured out.
I also just want to say,
I don't meet any people named Elsie,
and I really like the name.
It's pretty.
It is.
That was like my in-uterro name for Harry, Elsie.
Little camper.
Yeah.
And then I was like, honestly, if this were a girl,
that would be a really cute name.
Elsie.
Yeah.
Put it in your back pocket.
Yeah.
Our next story,
Brooksie is getting down down under.
Brooks Nader and Taryn Egerton take a dip
during a romantic Australian beach date.
So the two of them were packing on the PDA in the ocean,
sharing an embrace and holding hands on their way out of the ocean
where they both dunked and they still proceeded to kiss.
So it's love.
Yeah, obviously not to make everything about me,
but one of my favorite fun facts is that I am on Brooks Nader's story.
So, like, I did know a few days ago that they were headed to Australia
because she put it on our close friend story.
Then why are these pictures only coming out now?
And now she's also back in New York.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Like she's just time traveling.
I'm having the same sort of experience with this that I had with Kylie and Timothy.
Because I famously like never thought Timothy Shaloney was even remotely good looking.
And I still don't think he's like that hot.
But I sort of get it.
I get why people are obsessed with him.
I understand how one person could think he's hot.
Now, before Brixie, I never really thought of Taryn Edgerton as like a deeply handsome.
of individual. I never really thought of him, period.
And now seeing this picture.
Yeah, no, and I'm like, oh, he's a good actor.
He's in your favorite movie.
He is in my favorite movie, but I never thought like, oh, that's somebody I'd like to lay
with.
He's not on our eligibles list.
Right. But then seeing this picture of like him sort of guiding Brooksie out of the ocean,
he's ripped. I said, oh, that is, I guess, yeah, a handsome guy.
Yeah, he also like looks older than her in like in a nice way,
but he's only 36.
and she's 29.
I hope he's treating her well.
Yeah, I hope so.
I feel like he is.
He seems like a good guy,
but I think she likes, like, toxic men, so.
Oh, I know.
So I don't know.
But really cute.
And they're, like, really, they're all in.
I love this.
I guess, like, is he from Australia or they just took a trip?
I think they just took a trip.
I don't think.
That's really far to go for just, like, a vacation.
Maybe he's promoting a movie.
You know, there's a lot of work down there.
She's so busy.
Like, who has time to go to Australia?
Yeah.
it's a lot if not for work that's a lot like I feel like a 24 hour flight how long is it far is it like
but probably went from LA so I feel like like like 19 but still she like works a lot so 19 hours of
not working it must be true love mm-hmm I don't think this is the end-all be-all for her but I think
this is like a nice like you know a nice notch in her belt I wish she was a singer or something so
she was like writing songs about these relationships because she has a lot of good ones
And it's like,
her show.
Like an art form of,
yeah,
her show.
And they did.
So I guess like the previous footage
we had seen is being completely scrapped
because on her Instagram and all the girls
they're like filming again.
And it seems like they've just started filming.
Yeah.
So I think we're going to be getting Taryn.
I don't know if he's going to be on the show,
but obviously they'll talk about their relationship.
I need them to turn it around quickly.
Like I seriously don't have time to wait because by the time they,
at the pace that they're moving,
she'll have another boyfriend by the time this is airing
and it's like it's irrelevant.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
I'm sat for it now.
Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?
One number.
Four.
Yeah.
The Swifties are in a tizzy because Taylor Swift's website briefly displayed a toy story style countdown.
So a mysterious countdown briefly appeared on Taylor Swift's official website on April 30th,
and it was enough to sand fans into full detective mode.
So the clock, which was roughly set 10 minutes, which was up for 10 minutes before being taken down,
counted down to 1 p.m. Central time, 2 p.m. Eastern time on May 2nd.
That's tomorrow.
intriguing is the background featured unmistakable toy story inspired blue and white clouded imagery
prompting immediate speculation about a potential crossover or soundtrack announcement because we know
Toy Story 5 is coming out. I can't imagine she would ever release something on a Saturday that
quite literally makes no sense. Like music comes out on a Friday and announcements on the weekends just
get buried. Like so I don't understand this. I wish she like if it is like a song for Toy Story like
she can't really abuse the countdown thing,
I just want to say.
And I feel like she does.
Sometimes it's like a countdown
to another vinyl or a new piece of merch
and it's like the countdown should be reserved
for serious things.
Yeah, well,
I just like don't really care about the countdowns anymore.
Now this is interesting because of the toy story element
but if she had just put a countdown on her website
and took it off, like I'm sorry,
we can't go through this again.
I can't do this again.
Yeah.
No, it clearly is something,
whether she's, you know,
voicing a character or probably writing an original song
like very trolls Justin Timberlake.
That's how you get those big hits.
Like, love that.
Yeah.
Love, love, love.
That would be really cute.
Also, the timing is notable
because Toy Story 5 is set to hit theaters on June 19th,
20, 26, the same date that marks the 20th anniversary of her debut single, Tim McGrath.
I don't think, I think that's just a coincidence.
I think she has so many singles.
Like, there's literally an anniversary.
What the hell would Tim McGraw have to do with an original song?
When you hear Woody and Buzz.
Oh, you think she's rewriting it?
I hope that makes you think of us.
To be buzz late year?
like you're honestly my household
that would go platinum it would go platinum yeah
I kind of like love what I just wrote
yeah chilling it's giving um
what was that Selena Gomez song I wrote
I am
single
yes I am single I am me
I'm to dance with your heart remember
I like being alone too much to dance with your heart
but what was the name of her song
the one she ended up releasing
We knew she was releasing a song.
She gave us a title.
So then we tried to...
I'll be single soon.
I'll be single soon.
I'm full of useless information.
Like, it's insane.
Seriously, the worst song ever.
Absolutely agree.
Hard to 10 out of 10 agree.
So I hope this is something.
I love this journey.
Obviously, I'm very toxic and I want Taylor to have babies really, really soon,
just selfishly.
So she can be in the same place that I am
and I can really turn her even more, you know,
more deeply than I do.
And so I love you getting into the children's space.
Taylor,
love that.
But if it's a pregnancy announcement.
No kidding.
I'm so doxing.
That would be really funny.
No, I hope it's a song for the soundtrack,
like what it should be.
100%.
That song for Justin Timber,
like might be his biggest song ever.
What's the song?
Sunshine in my pocket.
That's from trolls.
Kelly Clarkson also wrote a song for trolls.
It's broken, but it's beautiful.
Oh my God. Kathy Hilton on the reunion saying that she tried a diet that Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama and Kelly Clarkson tried.
She's so funny. And it turned out to be fake.
Yeah, of course. And like literally it should have been a sponsored segment for like elder abuse on the internet.
Like AI is so dangerous. Yeah. Well, we're going to get into the Beverly Hills recap, but first, our fifth and final story.
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Our fifth and final story, Emily Blunt is getting some backlash for her, quote,
awful career advice.
So Emily Blund is being slammed on social media for telling fans to quit their jobs
and settle for making no money.
Basically, she did a YouTube interview with Betches, where she was asked if she has advice for, quote, women who are hating their jobs right now.
She said, quit, no.
And then she laughed and added, just find something that you deeply want to do.
Even if you're earning no money, as long as you love it, you'll be happy.
So fans are calling out her awful career advice, noting that's easy for her to say, $80 million, net worth, blah, blah, blah.
People saying that could only be said by an overprivileged person, people calling her entitled,
out of touch, et cetera.
No matter what she said,
people weren't going to want the advice
because, like, it's coming from a place of privilege.
Because what?
What if she said, well, that's too bad.
You got a living.
Stay at your miserable job.
Like, what the fuck was she going to say?
And it's like Kim got canceled for saying,
nobody wants to work these days.
Get your fucking ass up and work.
That's bad.
You can't talk about remote work versus in office.
It's like a cancelable offense.
We know.
You, like you can't even even Jackie Rees
Wethersprin was trying to help women with AI
and she got backlash.
There's actually, women don't want to hear it.
There is no answer to this question that will not get you hate.
So actually, like, Beck's set her up with that.
Because she's actually giving, like, the soft answer for Wokie's quit, do what you love.
And now.
Right, who cares about bills?
Yeah, money is a construct.
Right.
Just steal.
Yeah.
But if she, like, literally there is no.
I'm actually shocked she's getting hate for this answer because this is the sort of thing,
like, keyboard warriors are like actually want.
They don't want to be.
be told hard things like get to work, you know?
Slap a smile on your face.
It's a bad question.
They set her up.
They seriously trapped her.
A hundred percent.
They have something against her.
Because like what is your advice for women?
What was the question?
What's your advice for women who are currently hating their jobs?
I mean, there's literally no good answer because you could say like just get over it.
Or you have a living to make and you could say, oh yeah, quit and money's a construct.
Like that's actually just bad advice, I want to say.
Like people work because they have to, not because they want to.
Yeah.
There's no good answer.
It's a bad question.
It's a bad question.
I wouldn't even like endeavor to answer now, you know?
There's no right answer.
Suck it up.
And the thing is, nobody wants to hear from me.
Nobody wants to hear from Emily Blunt either.
No.
Because she doesn't.
I think they are like trying to make it because like Emily and Andy were in a job.
Of course.
You guys, it's a movie.
Is everyone feeling okay?
Like it's a movie.
She didn't actually.
play like an abused assistant.
I guess this would be a good question for like Emma Greed,
who's currently on like a world tour for her book.
Yeah, people don't want to hear what she has to say about it either
because they're not going to like what she has to say.
She's a hard worker.
She's a tough cookie.
What do you think about three hours a week?
It sucks because like she wrote this whole book about her life
and it has been reduced to this like one thing.
Was it three hours a week or three hours a day?
Week!
So she's with her kids three hours a week, she said?
That's what she said.
She's very open about the fact that she spends no time with her kids.
She has three.
And they're, of course, well taken care of.
They have nannies.
They have a staff.
They have extracurriculars.
They have a horse.
But they don't technically have a present mother.
I didn't realize it was three hours a week.
I thought it was three hours a day.
Which three hours a day for like a working mom is actually a lot.
Yeah.
So, mom's only get like the hour before bed.
Yeah.
So, no, it's three hours a week.
That's low.
Yeah.
That's low.
And like you are a billionaire now.
So like isn't the exciting part of being a billionaire?
that like you can spend time with your kids.
And I think there are a lot of women who are open about the fact that like they don't want to
work less and they want to have balance.
But like do you want to see your kids at all?
What about the weekends?
Like how is it three hours including the weekends?
She talks about the weekends because that's what people say.
And she's like, I saw a clip of her talking about it, but I just assumed it was three hours a day.
And I was like, so it's three hours a day.
She'll like, okay.
Like that's actually pretty good for like a billionaire.
Yeah.
For someone who's like working full time trying to like build shit.
Yeah.
So what did she say about the weekends?
What she said about the weekends is that she like can't completely unplug and there's still she also things she wants to do for herself.
Right.
I mean, when are you going to get your nails done?
When are you going to go see the doctor?
Catch up socially.
Not, but like there's so many just little things, you know, got to run errands.
Of course it adds up.
You get a wax.
Yeah, I thought that was like brave of her.
I don't judge, but I would never show that.
But she's obviously very confident in herself and her parenting skills.
You know, it takes a confident person to say that.
Yeah.
And someone who's pleased with how things are going for her and her family
to be like, this is how I do it.
And it's working out great.
So I'm sure it is working out.
I'm sure she's got it on lock.
Has it always been that way?
Did she say like even when she had little babies?
She didn't mention.
But they're not that old.
Like they're little kids still.
Yeah.
I guess that's like the truth.
You know, if you want to like crush life as a woman like yeah, you're not going to see
your kids.
And I saw actually like a lot of discourse about it on TikTok.
of like, you know, from kids who had really ambitious moms.
And it was really divided.
A lot of the people were like, no, I'm obsessed with my mom.
She instilled this insane sense of ambition in me.
And like she was a role model.
And then other people being like, well, we just wanted her to come home.
Like, that's all we really cared about.
Ambition, Schmambition.
Yeah, that's like when people do something really big.
And they're like, I want my kids to see me follow my dreams.
No, and sometimes I feel like it does leave a lasting impression on the kids.
And sometimes the kid just wants you to come home.
I don't think they know.
noticed.
Well, some of the TikTok girls were saying that they did.
No, but it depends on the age of the kids.
It depends on the dream.
But I feel like sometimes people do selfish things.
And they're like, it's good for my kids to see me following my tree.
No, it has become just like a thing people say.
It's like, it's a former truth that's now just like a thing people say.
It's like, I don't know if that registered for them.
That like mom, okay, I didn't get to see her all day.
But she's there too.
She's following her dream.
Okay, all good.
Let's talk about the Real House of Beverly Hills Part 2 reunion.
It should have been the final part.
they really like don't need three parts for this reunion.
But it was very mad of France is heavy.
I'm enjoying.
Me too, especially now that Jennifer Tilly and Kathy showed up.
And my workload has been light recently, so I don't mind, you know,
tuning in on a Thursday for Hoba.
I was really shocked.
I mean, it was not a major reunion.
This wasn't a major moment.
But I was curious to see like how the conversation between Sutton and Jennifer Tilly was
going to go because Jennifer Tilly is such a good friend.
And when they compiled all the moments where like Sutton barked at her this season,
it was kind of painful to watch.
Like she's a really nice woman, Jennifer Tilly.
And the fact that Jennifer Tilly apologized was shocking to me.
Yeah, I just think their friendship is like so much deeper than the show.
More important.
Even if Sutton was like acting out of turn like Jennifer knows her well enough.
And like being with your friend on a show like this, like I just think at Sweeks having a real friendship and like not kicking someone when they're down.
And just because like you went when crazy didn't mean that I needed to go and like open my mouth to people that don't like you.
You know?
Yeah.
But the apology should have been bigger and first from Sutton for like being so demeaning to her friend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, I thought it was a really interesting like window into Kyle and Mauricio.
I feel like I have a better understanding now because their situation is extremely bizarre.
He has no interest in getting back together with her.
I think she would if he would.
But they're not moving forward with the divorce legally.
And it's so clearly a financial thing because Kyle is 100% right.
I feel like when we talk about like the whole stay at home mom culture, like she's literally the
embodiment of like he is only successful because she held it the fuck down.
And yes, he did launch the agency like marketing wise on Beverly Hills Housewives.
But more so they have four children.
Like he was able to build this business and he's pretty young so successfully because she
was at home holding it down.
Like let's be real.
But also because of the place, she wasn't just at home like she was working.
It was her name.
It was her show.
It was her circle of friends.
It was her sister too.
People don't forget.
Maricio started at Hilton and Highland.
and that was kind of like the initial.
Yeah, but it's like her, she gave him the platform and the launching pad
via the show and her connections to build the agency.
So it's not even just because she was home raising the kids,
which of course, like is a full-time job.
Of course.
Should be compensated in a situation like this.
But like the agency would not be the agency if he were not married to Kyle.
100%.
And on Beverly Hills, period.
She is entitled to like exactly half.
Like she is an equal partner.
And I feel as though just like now my take on the situation is that he's definitely
manipulating and using the fact that like Kyle still like holds a candle for him and would love for
her family to get back together using that like sort of glimmer of hope to not file and using
Kyle's being very generous because she absolutely can and should walk away with half the company.
I think that would be devastating for Mauricio.
And so yeah, they don't have to yet because neither one of them are dating someone and I don't
know if Maricio will ever get married again.
I could see them being who was that woman, Diana?
Yeah.
Were she ever legally divorced?
Oh, I don't know.
Diana Jenkins.
She got half of her billionaire husbands, everything.
But I don't know if they ever got divorced.
I think they still share.
I thought she was with a new guy.
They were having babies.
She was dating that guy, Angel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I guess for Mariso, he really has to choose, like, what's more important to him, like,
his freedom or his business.
Right.
And I think right now it's his freedom, but he still, I'm sorry, it's his business,
but he still gets his freedom.
That's what Rachel Zoh was saying.
Like, he's, we see it sometimes publicly, but I think it's worse.
Rachel was like, I see him out every single night.
He's living a completely different life.
And Kyle's like sitting at home thinking that maybe one day they'll get back together.
Yeah, but if Kyle were to drop the hammer and be like, okay, like I'm filing and I'm taking
half of the agency, like, would he come home?
No.
So his freedom is more important than his business.
But she should lay the hammer down.
Yeah.
She has nothing to, he stands to lose half.
She stands to gain a lot.
Like she'll be fine.
Yeah, but she, you know, she's officially losing her family.
And she doesn't want that.
And you know what?
when I watched that scene back at Amanda's house,
I remember thinking her reaction was like kind of nutty.
But like seeing Portia at that desk,
it was actually, it was heartbreaking.
No, it was heartbreaking.
And of course, like the underlying threat is like if they never moved
into the big fancy house,
if they never like, you know, just moved on up in this world
and they just lived continued their simple life,
like would they still be together?
If they never left that house.
And Kyle really believes that, yeah,
she said if they had moved to Vail and he became a ski instructor,
they would still be together.
And no,
she blames like the face.
and the fortune on their demise.
If they hadn't left that house, would they still be together?
I think the house, like, well, they still would have ascended into, like, a different rank
of wealth and a different, like, circle of people.
So I don't think it was the house.
It's what the house represents.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think for her, that's really painful to just, like, be in a place that were the best years
of your life and you can't get it back.
No, it's really sad.
But I did understand his reaction more now.
When I watch it, I was like, wow, he could give two fucks about.
all of this.
But her explaining like he's really just interested in the property and what they've done
with it.
I can see that.
Like,
oh, hey.
It's not emotional for him.
It's just,
it's just,
but he's obviously emotionally disconnected from Kyle and their former life.
And she's so connected to it.
And that is just like you're never going to work.
Yeah.
When that's the case.
So,
um,
yeah,
Amanda Francis.
I kind of like her.
I like her too.
And I feel like I also like,
like forget she's kind of a new mama you know and she's young she's young i think she has a baby she has a lot
of kids like she's just doing her best you know and she is like the breadwinner of her family like that's a lot
of pressure like pressure i think she's five kids she's the sole provider they're living in beverly hills
like mama's got a hustle and i sort of appreciate her overall demeanor of like anytime she's
accused of like being corny or like showing off her bags she's just like yeah well i thought that's what
we're supposed to do. This is like a show about rich women. Yeah, I feel like she doesn't hide.
Yeah. She owned all of her stuff when someone said to her like, I didn't like you did that.
She's like, okay, yeah, sure. She apologized to Doreet. And I thought also Dorete owed her a little bit
of an apology. Like, it just would have been nice. I just want to say like the night at Rachel Zos,
like, like I'm sorry. Like just to say, Doret didn't apologize for anything. And I'm actually
firmly teamed Doree, but like it's okay to apologize for like little things. I agree. I think
it's important to apologize sometimes because no one's right. That was like a big check in Amanda's
column. I forget what it was for, but she was like, oh, no, you're right. I'm sorry.
And I maintain, I felt this way watching the season and I thought it was because I, like,
wasn't paying enough attention. But I maintain that like Amanda,
speaking at the table after like other people said it and then she said it to. And now it's like
Amanda's like, Amanda's to fucking let it go. Sutton said it, Kyle said it. Amanda said it.
Like, who cares that Amanda said it? The point is she doesn't know these people. It hurts more
when it's your real friends saying stuff about you. So like it's really not a big deal.
everyone harping on it for episodes this season that, you know,
she took what you said and said it, like, shut up.
I find it really boring and it's like really not that deep.
Also, Amanda, a Bose, to me, has only really had like one bad moment.
And it keeps getting worse.
She shouldn't have come for Amanda, like, at all.
And now we're talking about, like, her short tenure.
And her answer to Andy about CMOs are supposed to be short tenure was really bad.
I've never, like, thought anything negatively about her career.
like she's boss, boss, boss.
And now, like, that answer made me want to do a deep dive.
Like, that's not true.
No.
And then when...
Not only her saying that they're supposed to be short tenure,
but that, like, when things go wrong in a company,
more often than not the CMO gets blamed.
That's just, like, not true.
Completely conflicting things.
She said, yeah, they were short jobs because it was mission accomplished.
Came in, did the mission.
I'm out.
Which isn't how...
But then also you're getting blamed.
No, but if you're doing a good job, like, no one would let you go.
The stock doesn't fall.
No, that was that.
And then she said, well, sometimes you get blamed for when.
when things go wrong.
So you said two different things.
And when chat GPT did say that, like, that is a valid criticism.
Like working for so many companies, like isn't a play.
For such a short.
Yep.
You know, then you're just going different places until you're found out.
Yeah.
No, and it's like I don't want to look into it, but I fear that your answer sort of intrigued
me.
And also everyone like using chat CBT as the end all be all.
Like first of all, when she said to her chat Chbitty who is Bozma St. John,
chat knows that you are Bozum of St.
John. Do you think? Yeah. Chat knows who you are. They know they're talking to you.
If you ever sent them a contract. That's kind of scary. Say, what's my name?
What's my full name? I don't actually have access to your personal identity unless you
explicitly tell me in conversation. If you'd like me to use a specific name, just tell me.
Let me see if my chat knows my name. How would they not know your name? What's my name?
I said full name. You haven't told me your name in this conversation, so I actually don't know it.
Oh, what's my name?
Your name is Jackie.
And you use chat a lot.
You use chat like more than I do.
And also I would imagine Bose uses chat a lot because that's her first
incing is let's ask chat chbt.
Yes, she must.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So like if you ever had chat format and email from you with the from your name, like.
I actually haven't.
And I also haven't said chat a contract.
So maybe I actually have not just actually told them my name.
That's crazy.
Good for you.
Should I say, should I say my name?
My name is Bozoma, say, John.
Well, you know what?
You could ask Chad about Bozema.
You ask chat.
Who?
Ask chat.
I don't need to know.
The thing is, like, I had no, I know, like, suspicions about her.
Her chat is tailored to hype her up, is all I'm saying.
Of course, that's what Andy was saying.
Her being shocked that they got different answers.
It's not shocking at all.
But she should stop barking up that tree because the only time she's ever looked bad is
coming for Amanda.
And I love how she's giving this, like, actually,
brain dead answer about CMO's being short tenure.
And Doreet's sitting there nodding.
She's so supportive.
Yes, exactly.
CMO.
And Dorete should because that's her best friend.
Like you should support your friends even when they're wrong.
I firmly do believe that.
Yeah, of course.
And also just like last week,
her saying that her business wasn't a failure
where it's actually a charity exercise.
Like the spin.
The spin coming from her.
An online course is an online course.
Because it's not.
not free.
Yeah.
If it was free, that's a charitable endeavor.
She said it's something she loses money on.
Yeah, it should be free.
Hysterical.
Yeah, kind of a bad look for Bose.
And she really has not had a bad look
since her time on the show started.
Yeah, but she just like went too hard with Amanda.
And at the end of the day, it's like, if people want to buy her courses,
like, what's the problem?
It's punching down too.
Like you're up here like.
Yeah, with your Uber, PepsiCo.
Like, let the little course girl go.
Let the.
course go let her like who is she hurting with her courses like people have free will well new york
magazine just did like a big article she's they say that she's like a grifter who's like funding her own
life like manipulating women into buying her courses but free will like sorry like i believe women are
smart you know i think that like that works if you think women have like no agency and don't know
what to do with themselves or their money or their time but like i think that you can pick and
choose what you want to do and and if you want to choose
AmandaFrancys.com.
Go ahead.
What else happened this reunion?
Erica, like, piped in a little bit
to defend Doreet, which I appreciated.
On the point that I could care last about.
I know.
I know, but I need them to work it out.
I know, but you could tell there's a lot of love there.
I know, there's no love between Kyle and Doreet.
And it's like, Erica got set off and got really nasty in Italy.
And so, like, she was wrong.
Even when she was just like, why are you talking to your kids?
We all have kids.
You think yours are more important?
Like, blah, blah, blah.
Like, she was, she, like, lost.
I think any sympathy there, but like Doreet obviously said her off.
And like Doret can apologize for saying like whatever she said that brought Erica to that level, you know?
No, Doreet's incapable of taking ownership of like small things and that will be her downfall because I think overall she has been wronged by her friends.
But she's also not perfect.
The showing up late.
And she can't just like apologize being like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Like it's so fucking rude to be late.
It is my biggest pet peeve.
If you're a chronically late person, I'm sorry.
That's just you saying like I am more important.
Like I agree with what everyone's saying.
So just apologize.
Like it's so little.
We don't think you're trying to hurt people.
So like the fact that she can't even give like one little apology.
Everyone in the group is saying, I'm sorry for that.
Yeah.
She can't even do that.
It's pissing me off.
Yeah.
Agreed.
But she looks great.
She does look great.
Her hair looks like fabulous.
I love the bingo on her.
Everyone's glam.
I think Kyle looks really beautiful.
Me too.
And she looks young.
Like she is a 50-60-something-year-old woman.
wearing a sleeveless dress her arms look killer her face looks tight and she looks good Erica looks
beautiful always glam like to I fucking love that Jennifer Tilly yeah Sutton looks very good and when they flash
back to I don't know if because you were watching on your phone they flash back to last reading him when they
were talking about the drinking and you can see oh I miss that you can see she looks much better and I feel like
it's because of the drinking yeah well that'll do it yeah I mean talk about it over like if you want to just
look better.
Drink class.
No can do, my friend.
You don't drink a lot.
Am I talking to you?
No, I don't.
I had like half a glass of wine last night.
Slay.
Red wine?
You posted a cup of red wine.
Oh, well, because I just posted a picture
at the table and everyone was commenting.
I guess the guy sitting next to me had like the biggest,
you're supposed to fill a glass of red wine
and like max half.
It was filled to the bread.
So I was just like remarking on it
because everyone was like cracking up.
at that glass of wine. Oh, that's really funny.
People, Eagle Hyde viewers.
I know.
So part three, like,
sure, whatever.
That's all I have.
Yeah.
Well, the place looks beautiful.
Well, it always does.
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