The Toast - Former Best Friend, Current Thief: Monday, January 23rd, 2023

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

Ru Paul's Drag Race Recap (7:23) Dopesick Recap (13:08) Kylie Jenner finally announces her baby boy's name (Instagram) (24:12) Riley Keough's Husband Confirms They Have a Daughter During L...isa Marie Presley Memorial Tribute (PEOPLE) (31:10) Beyonce Sings Through Her Decades of Hits as She Performs First Full Concert in 4 Years in Dubai (PEOPLE) (33:40) Selena Gomez, Drew Taggart hold hands during NYC date night (Page Six) (51:22) Harry Hamlin spills the real reasons why Lisa Rinna left 'RHOBH' (Page Six) (57:05) The Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Monday, squirrel friends. How's everyone doing? I'm sitting down with my former best friend, current thief, Jackie O. Hey, Jackie O, let's talk about your sweatshirt. Let's talk about my sweatshirt that Claudia got for Florida
Starting point is 00:00:18 that she leaves in my guest room closet. And a few weeks ago, I raided her closet. The bitch doesn't come, and she's got some cute shit and I had to snatch it so I just want to say I'm really actually flattered that I purchased something that you'd like because you're very like fashion girly and I'm like a slob kebab so no you're so fashioned everyone see that Fendi dress Friday night with the matching Fendi bag okay so I'm not like so mad, but I do expect that to be returned when I do travel. Of course. Because I spent a lot of time curating my, you know,
Starting point is 00:00:54 Floridian wardrobe. And for you to just like kind of come in and disrupt that is very disruptive. What are you going to do about it? This is literally giving me PTSD to like when we were kids. And the only thing we would fight about was stealing other people's clothes and I had nothing like steel worthy because again like I've never had you know an eye for fashion so I was always getting in trouble not you know yelling at other people but I feel like now we're so generous with one another like I'm so generous with you and you are so like you will let someone borrow something that is like your nicest piece that you haven't worn yet you will let someone wear it
Starting point is 00:01:31 before you it's so nice thank you yeah no it brings me joy to like help you girlies get dressed and make you look nice you look nice thanks like when you and snitch were here, for a few days when I had already went on vacation and you guys right in my closet and then like snitch looked so great for new year's Eve. Everyone's like the CMA dress, the CMA dress, like it got another life. It's sure as hell won't be fitting me anytime soon. That's just like actual maturity because the Fendi dress that you, um, mentioned, I have had this Fendi dress in my house for five years. I bought it on the real real. It was actually $25. I could not, could not believe it. And when it arrived, it was supposed to be a dress. It barely fit as a sweater. Um, and I never wore it. And then when you were in
Starting point is 00:02:17 my closet, you were like, Oh my God, like this is perfect for me. Can I have it? And I was like, no, even though I literally never worn it, it was probably never going to fit. And I should have just given it to you. But on Friday I needed something to wear and I tried it on. I was like no even though I literally never worn it it was probably never going to fit and I should have just given it to you but on Friday I needed something to wear and I tried it on I was like we'll see and it fit it was still a little tight but it fit and I'm actually glad that I didn't give it to you but now would you let me borrow it or no now that I've already worn it it is all yours got it okay that's that's sweet so it's kind of like a big day here because last week we were speaking a lot about our green initiative. The toast is going green. And today we have a new update in our going green. You know, Jackie's always clicking away at her iPad.
Starting point is 00:02:54 And I've decided to get one too. Because, you know, when I do my ads and I have those curds, it's a waste of paper. And I think Greta. It's mostly just a waste of time for you to be taping your curds all day. No, and I have to buy so. It's a waste of paper. And I think Greta. It's mostly just a waste of time for you to be taping your curds all day. No, and I have to buy so many ink cartridges for the printer. It's a lot.
Starting point is 00:03:11 It's actually wasteful. Like between the paper, the electricity, the cartridges, and you know those cartridges are like not fucking recyclable. I got an iPad and I'm pretty sure an iPad isn't recyclable, but at least I could use this for like 10 years.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yeah. Yeah. And I heard you got a call from Greta. I did get a call from Greta. And what did she say? She said, how dare you? She said,
Starting point is 00:03:33 how dare you? And I said, Greta, you're 100% right. I've been using too much paper. Gee, that's what I call her. And that's why I bought this iPad this morning,
Starting point is 00:03:41 right before the toast. I'm going to get like a cool case like you, you know, some more branding. But that's just the latest update in our green initiative now when I think about it a little further and like keep theorizing I think paper is so much more recyclable than this I know but why are people always saying it's a weight like like it's waste of paper because you have to like chop down trees to cut paper and trees create oxygen. They do. I love trees.
Starting point is 00:04:06 But you can recycle paper and make amazing things. I mean, you could if I had taken all the paper I've used for all the ads over the last five years, I could have made like a sick paper mache mobile for Harry's crib. He actually he knew that, but he said he's all good. Thank you, Auntie. He didn't want it no no he he said it was so sweet of you but that's just like not he said quote not my personal brand wow okay um whatever um so let's catch up a little bit I actually didn't speak to you a lot this weekend I I hit the town on Friday night and then I just kind of like laid low for the rest of the
Starting point is 00:04:43 weekend just recovering but I got to hang out with Shannon and then I just kind of like laid low for the rest of the weekend, just recovering. But I got to hang out with Shannon, which was just such a delight. Like, such a delight. So jealous. It looked so fun. It was. We went to dinner at the Nines, which is the restaurant that we went to for your birthday celebration in November. Yeah, I've been there. Yeah, I've been.
Starting point is 00:04:59 And they've kind of like changed up their vibe because at like 11.45, it's like a piano bar which is like really upscale and swanky and they're playing like Billy Joel and then a DJ comes in like everybody was getting up on the tables and like dancing it was so fun I had no idea what was going on I was like why is everyone standing it got so fun and then we went out to a new club called Lucy's that everyone has been to and I haven't been to yet it was so fun and I was just like with the young kids I mean at two o'clock I was deceased I was drinking Red Bull I actually like I am getting old like I I was like taking like I was drinking and I had a
Starting point is 00:05:30 few shots but like I stopped drinking at like 12 30 because like I just couldn't anymore and I was like chugging Red Bull and I was leaving at two and Shannon and Margo were like you're leaving I'm like it's two yeah that's how it starts no I'm definitely I'm definitely like I can't keep up with the kids no you have a few like you have a few more years in you but I will say like phase one of phasing out and it's like a 20 phase process so don't worry is to stop drinking after midnight nothing good is coming up those drinks no and I'm still having a good time so yeah no regrets those drinks are they're only gonna feel it tomorrow like they're not gonna enhance the evening and I hope like anyone who I saw on Saturday night like doesn't hear this but it was just like the night of seeing
Starting point is 00:06:14 people like from a past life whom I genuinely could not place if my life fucking depended on it and I was so grateful to Shannon because like I was with Shannon so anytime someone would be like this is my friend Shannon yes so I was like oh by the way this is my friend Shannon and Shannon would be like hi and they were like hey I'm Ashley or whatever I was like oh Ashley yeah it was it was happening like back to back non-stop it was also really dark I was like really drunk and you know me like the worst memory of all time and it was people from like actual former lives maybe you need glasses I'm the nerd who takes his glasses off and everybody realizes she's handsome you need glasses that are like google glass that function as like Anne Hathaway in Devil Wears Prada where they like scan the face and they just
Starting point is 00:07:00 like bring up their Facebook profile which by the, they could probably do in two fucking seconds. Yeah, no, like I feel like police, like they'll literally have a camera on someone and then like with face identification, like it'll show you like their mugshot or whatever. Facial recognition. Yeah, okay, that's what I need because it was mortifying. Yeah, that's the future.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Then I really spent the weekend catching up on stuff. I am all caught up on the new season of Drag Race and I had something to tell you. So for the first time, you know, drag is like this really old school art. It kind of reminds me of comedy in the sense like it happens on social media, but like it's very old school and like traditional. Like the clubs is how you get an audience. So for the first time ever, they had like influencers on.
Starting point is 00:07:42 And I know these influencers. They're a duo from LA. They're twins, Sugar and Spice. And you, their aesthetic is so you. It's like doll, kawaii. They're like breaths. That's like their whole vibe. Cute.
Starting point is 00:07:54 But they're not really like well-versed in performing drag. They just like do it on TikTok. Yeah. They have like 10 million followers. And so they came, they competed separately, but like they were, you know, twins and everyone was like so mean to them. Cause like-
Starting point is 00:08:10 The fellow queens. The fellow queens, like just kind of like, you know, not taking them seriously and like making fun of them for being like influencers and like not having a ton of, they started, you know, a little bit before the pandemic. So they didn't have a lot of time to like go to clubs and do shows and performances.
Starting point is 00:08:22 And I have to say like, they did pretty good. One of them, spoiler alert, one of them has gone home already, but not before some like really experienced queens. And like the queen who was so mean to them on the first week, she went home first. And I just loved to see it. Irene Dubois, she was such a bully. It was just it was kind of like a jealousy thing, too, you know? Yeah, it's jealousy.
Starting point is 00:08:42 But it is also like a little bit of bitterness where it's like we've been working so hard and we had to do all of these things that like you don't have to do I mean it does sound exactly like comedy where people have like a digital platform and that parlays into something else and the comedians who have been like toiling all of these years hustling in small clubs yeah but I do think as we always say the cream always rises you have to trust the process and if in that process that influencer who had a leg up or whatever does make it all the way then they're really that good a hundred percent so they've made a lot of changes to drag race this season and I'm so here for it the episodes used to be like 90 minutes I
Starting point is 00:09:24 would have to skip through like a lot of the stuff, like the judges deliberation. And I think MTV or someone made them cut their episodes down. Now they're like an hour, 40 minutes if you just watch it on like Apple or whatever. It's so much better. People are mad. I'm not, you know me.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I cannot watch something that long. Like I'm so here for the new format. Get on Quibi, be watching like 60 second shows. Literally. So here for the new format. You need to get on Quibi. Be watching like 60 second shows. Literally. Literally.
Starting point is 00:09:47 And so the best part of the season, every game is this. So is this their official recap? Like I'm not going to be, like I like to batch episodes. I'm not going to be doing it all the time. But like, yeah, this is my recapture. Are you going to recap it again at the end of this show?
Starting point is 00:09:59 As like a recap? This is it. This is it. I'm just trying to figure out where to slot in my dope sick recap. Oh, you can go right after me. You can go right after me, okay? Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I was going to wait until the end of the show, but it's too important. And we're already here, so let's just wrap it up. Here we go. So the best part of the season, every season, is the challenge called Snatch Game. It's kind of how, like, everyone at, you know, Project Runway used to look forward to, like, the unconventional materials challenge. This is, like, the challenge that everyone's obsessed with. It's a game show that they play, but everyone has to be doing an impersonation of someone. So like some icon, the person who won,
Starting point is 00:10:34 I think last year Gottmik did Paris. Like you have to be really, it's like, it's very hard. It's all improv and you have to be in character the whole time. And everyone does like a lot of the same celebrities. It's like kind of boring um but every now and then somebody does something like last season um or no two seasons ago someone did Harriet Tubman and it was pure comedy like it was very funny so you have to get creative because this show's been on for 15 seasons everyone's done you know the classics somebody did I think her name is Lucy I'm I'm still it's only like four episodes in. I cannot keep track of everyone's names. It's like The Bachelor.
Starting point is 00:11:09 I mean, you should have seen her Friday night trying to see people that she knows. Right. Jackie, they, Lucy did the most incredible Joan Rivers. I swear to God, it was Joan Rivers reincarnated. She was a star. I believe she won. Oh my God, it was sick. And every now and then somebody tries
Starting point is 00:11:27 to do like somebody new, you have to do like a really established celebrity, but like somebody did Trisha Paytas and somebody did Bretman rock. And the point of the game is like, you sit in your little game show cube and you like improv back and forth with Rue. And like Rue doesn't know who Trisha Paytas is, you know, it totally fell flat. It was so, it was like really actually awkward. Snatch game can either be the funniest thing you'll ever see or so painful. Like you is you know it totally fell flat it was so in bad it was like really actually awkward snatch game can either be the funniest thing you'll ever see or so painful like you have to die that's also funny but it reminds me of your jamae costume yes like completely falling flat like nobody knows who you are like none of the references it was so bad but some of them were so good like somebody did
Starting point is 00:12:03 the mona lisa it was hysterical that's funny it was like you have to of them were so good like somebody did the Mona Lisa it was hysterical that's funny it was like you have to be creative and I feel like ever since um I think it was Simone who did Harriet Tubman and now everyone has like stepped their pussies up like and they're we can get weird yeah we can get weird somebody did Rosie O'Donnell it was hysterical it was hysterical and then in the middle she transitioned to Abby Lee Miller because she like kind of looked like Abby Lee Miller too so good so it's like Abby Lee Miller too. So good. So it's like really, it's actually fun and like inspiring to see them be like so creative. And last season, it was one of the worst snatch games. No, but everyone did so bad. So this year they like
Starting point is 00:12:35 revamped it. Usually they wait till like there are six queens left and it's so short. It's like a five minute segment. This, this season they have 12 people left. They did two, they cut them up into six and six and it was like the whole episode it was one long game show snatch game it was so much better please if anyone's listening keep it forever it was so good it was so much better it's the best part of the season I'm so glad they didn't make us wait like this this new like they obviously had like a revamp it's better keep everything as it is please okay that's my recap great I'm glad you're enjoying thank you tell me about Dope Sick I know you had a rev what's the word revelatory yeah I guess that
Starting point is 00:13:14 would be the right word yeah it was a revelatory experience to watch the show Dope Sick as you know I read Demon Copperhead last week which is about a boy in Appalachia who's born into a lot of misfortune. A lot of things happen along the way, including the opioid crisis. So then I don't know that much about it. Really like happened early 2000s. We were 10. So I had a lot of catching up to do. People recommended watching Dope Sick, which I had heard of
Starting point is 00:13:39 because it was like nominated last year at every award. Michael Keaton's in it. And I was like, great that will you know add color to this story and I did not expect to feel this way about the show I don't know if like all tv is like this or they intentionally made the show feel so addicting like I literally started it Friday night I watched as many as I could before I fell asleep and then like Saturday I was thinking about it all day like watched whenever I could like when Harry was napping and then finished it Saturday night. And the show is about addiction. I literally felt like I was addicted to this show. Like
Starting point is 00:14:10 I wonder if that was just me or that's also just TV in general, which is kind of why I hate starting a show because then I'm like consumed by it. Like every chance I get, I'm like watching TV as opposed to doing anything else that's productive. So I'm not starting another show for a while, but I'm so glad that I watched this show because it goes back and forth in time between like the beginning of Purdue Pharma creating Oxycontin and all of the different ways that they mismarketed it and straight up lied, lied about how this was like an opioid that is non-addictive. Not only is it not, is it addictive? It's more addictive than anything that's come before it and more potent than everything that came before it.
Starting point is 00:14:45 So in the past people, doctors would prescribe like morphine for pain, but like they know you're getting morphine. Like, you know, like let's- It's a big deal. Feed with caution, yes. But like this, they're like 10 milligram Oxy. Like they just made it this whole thing
Starting point is 00:15:00 where it just became so casual and the way that the sales reps would market it was just like, they redefined what pain management was what opioids meant like for decades in this country like doctors across the country were like advocating for opioid use and that it like wasn't harmful but it's just like as someone with no particular like when I think of opioids I'm just like the fuck you don't get those for a toothache. No. So the whole show was eye-opening. And of course, everybody, and so many people reached out to me. They're like, I can't believe the Sacklers, the Sacklers.
Starting point is 00:15:31 They're the family that owned Purdue Pharma. They, like, straight evil. Like, created this product, made it so addictive, kept on finding ways to get people hooked, to market it to new audiences, to keep people on it for long amounts of time. And that was like horrible to watch. But what I really took away from it
Starting point is 00:15:50 was like the government collusion, the way that the FDA, like people are going to try and do bad things, but like we are supposed to have systems in place to protect consumers, to protect the citizens. And like the FDA literally just like works for these pharmaceutical companies. Like, and they put this label on Oxycontin,
Starting point is 00:16:10 which is why doctors trusted it. The FDA wrote a new label that had never been seen before on an opioid that was like less than 1% of users become addicted. And then when you find out eventually where they got that stat from, the garbage can, there's no there's no um clinical study there's no and it's the complete opposite but it was like that label people have trust in
Starting point is 00:16:33 like these governmental bodies and like when you see something like that fda approved you're like oh okay but it means jack shit and to me that was my takeaway that like and it wasn't just the FDA because also like the people at the DEA are trying to like tamp down the investigation people at the Justice Department they keep talking about main justice they don't even want to prosecute the people higher up they just got misdemeanors over at Purdue instead of being like criminally indicted right because like the government is working against us and it's so it was it was, it was shocking to see. And this is literally 15 years ago. Right? No. And I feel like that's constantly my takeaway from different documentaries. It's like all like the FBI, like any different, like whatever government agency or like big system is
Starting point is 00:17:18 like involved in the documentary that you're working with. Like they're always involved and they're always corrupt. And it makes you so doubtful. Like, you don't want to feel crazy. Like you can't trust anyone. But every time I watch a documentary, it's like, oh yeah, children's services, fucking shit up again. FBI, fucking shit. FBI, fucking shit up again. It's like FDA now. It's like, who can we trust? Who can we trust? Even now with this Bernie Madoff documentary, which I haven't watched this one. I don't know. It's like a docu-series, i've watched three in the past like i know the story and like of course bernie madoff is a horrible evil corrupt crook but the sec is a governmental body that is supposed to keep people like him in check and so many times his name came across their desk his name was flagged and they never did anything about it it was all within
Starting point is 00:17:59 their power and within their control to do something about it and that's why you fucking exist and these companies these agencies like we pay for them like they're funded by taxpayers and like they're not looking out for us they're no they're literally they look at like because then eventually if you work at the sec maybe get a job with bernie madoff you don't want to piss them off that's exactly what happened with the fda and this pharmaceutical companies and it's like these people are not looking out for you look out out for yourself. Is Purdue still like a poppin' pharmaceutical company? I don't think so. Because like the whole, it was a privately owned pharmaceutical company by this family
Starting point is 00:18:34 that has been like shamed to high hell. Like they're finished. As they should. As they should. That, someone who should be canceled. Yeah. Yeah. It was. Well, that actually does sound really good but I
Starting point is 00:18:46 feel like you told the story with such no Claudia you you you can't understand like I feel like also when you hear about like the opioid crisis like it kind of you feel like kind of detached from it and yes how someone could fall into that you know and I feel like that was something a point they made in the documentary like Purdue kept being like well addicts are gonna addict and find a way to abuse drugs but it's like if you had an actual injury and you go to your doctor because you're in pain like and they give you Oxycontin it will be nearly impossible for you to get off of it and then by the way and then you just keep chasing that and then you need more and more and more but you can't get like they only prescribe a certain amount so then you switch to
Starting point is 00:19:23 harder stuff that's cheaper that will hit you faster and like and now we have like an actual horrible drug epidemic in this country yeah by the way I do feel like I feel like it was so long ago like when I hear about it like I think about it similar to like the crack epidemic which I think was in the 80s and it feels so long ago and you're like oh shit was, shit was crazy back then. But it's like, it wasn't that long ago. It wasn't that long ago. And then people were messaging me like, because they're who like are from Appalachia. They're like, I left for college.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I came back and it's still, it's just as bad here. Like we're not over it. And now it's morphed into like a heroin addiction and fentanyl addictions. And that's like what we're seeing now with like all of these overdoses. And it's just horrible. So sad.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Yeah. Well, that does sound very good. You should watch it. Okay. You will. And then you'll be talking about it and I'll have moved on to my next cause. Check back next week for my dope sick recap. Anyways, if you've thought about watching it and you haven't like a hundred percent
Starting point is 00:20:20 watch it, but carve out some time where you can like watch it in one sitting because it's impossible to break up. Right. Just, um, well, thank you for sharing that. 100% watch it but carve out some time where you can like watch it in one sitting because it's impossible to break up right just well thank you for sharing that that actually is very
Starting point is 00:20:31 informative from a man from informing people we've got a great show today just a couple stories couple of girls telling some stories couple of girls
Starting point is 00:20:41 telling other people's stories never ever sharing about themselves no we do have two seconding new iPads and I feel like it's going to be Couple of girls telling other people's stories, never ever sharing about themselves. No, we do have two second-hand new iPads, and I feel like it's going to be a great show. Let's find out. Without further a-did-it-did-it-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And today's episode is sponsored by Liquid IV.
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Starting point is 00:24:35 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, honestly, I don't think anybody guessed this name. It does make sense because she's clearly going for like an elements theme. I love the elements. I love the elements. I love the elements. It's giving earth, wind and fire. So I like that there's a similarity there.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Of course, you have to be different, you know, put an E at the end. And the way she just like one random Saturday, 11 months after her son was born, decided to just like, you know, hit us with a name. Cool. There was a point where I was so curious. It killed me. It kept me up at night. And, you know, I did have to move on with my life
Starting point is 00:25:06 and that's exactly what I did so like I wasn't gagged you know I don't really care anymore but like cool cool yeah I have two theories as to why she shared it now um air people were showing that in Hebrew it means lion and then she went to that Shia Pirelli show in Crapinelli show in Milan like yesterday or this morning I don't know what time it was and she was wearing a lion and so I feel like she realized the meaning that like she has a sun lion and she's in this like lion outfit and that would that's like cool synergy and she should let us know that's her son's name in advance like I get it but I don't think Kylie wearing one dress would like influence her no I think like she was gonna share the name
Starting point is 00:25:51 eventually but she's like oh this might be a good time like I'm I like this dress like she's having a lion moment let me explain to everyone why I give a shit about the lions for sure but does Kylie have a connection to the Hebrew language no No, but I feel like a lot of people, well, actually, like, yes and no. Right. If you're Christian, like the Old Testament, like you're connected to the Israelites. Yeah, you're connected to the Hebrew language. And I feel like a lot of people, like, look at, like, what names mean in Hebrew. It's just like a language that.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Do they? I don't know. I kind of. Like, not like they're going to make a decision. Because it's biblical connection? Yeah, because it's like biblical. Yes. Yeah. language that do they I don't know I kind of like not not like they're gonna because of us because it's biblical connection is that what you're saying biblical yes yeah or maybe I'm just like delusional no I know like there are like weirdly a lot of like very religious it's not weird sorry I don't mean that but like people who are like very religious Christians have like Justin Bieber
Starting point is 00:26:38 has like a Hebrew tattoo yeah so you know there's definitely a connection I just I don't know a Jew and believe in God absolutely but she's not a Christian so like Kylie dropping her baby's name like honestly I wasn't like I got a million messages like oh my god tell like honestly I was not gagged like I'm kind of over it what I was gagged over was Kylie in Paris I feel like we haven't actually physically seen like recent photos of Kylie she looks amazing she looks kind of different I think she's just like lost a lot of weight I know like there's some rumors that she like looks different that she might have had she looked like she got buckle fat like what everyone's doing like the jowl I think it's buckle I actually think it's buccal okay by the way I would I'm not like I actually think it's buckle
Starting point is 00:27:25 like you know the jowl which by the way everyone's doing is so trendy cool I was like a way ahead of the trends like I literally got all the fat removed from my face like five years ago is that what you got was it the buckle fat though or it wasn't buckle fat removal, but buckle is like your jowls and jaw. And like, that's what I did. She looked amazing. Perhaps, but she also just like looks super slim and that changes your face sometimes. She's always been like fit, but I feel like she's a little skinnier than usual. That's like what everyone's going for these days.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Yeah. Well, she was wearing that lion dress. A lot of people were like, thought it was like crazy and dumb. I thought it was like, I thought it was fabulous. I thought she looked great. Yeah. And then she wore that blue number. She's really kind of stepping out on these hoes in Paris.
Starting point is 00:28:14 But she's been doing that like for a year now. Because remember last time she went to Paris and like. Yes. She was sickening Paris down. She was. Paris was like this. I'm sick. I don't know when she became the face of like Europe's fashion week but I think it's good for everyone yeah yeah I'm loving seeing Kylie out and about I missed her yeah um and I'm glad we got a name because it was like very
Starting point is 00:28:39 it was weird I was very curious for a while but I think also my other theory and then one other thing I think whatever the name was I think she wanted to wait till until it was legally changed yeah until the paperwork comes back and like that does take a while yeah and three there's a lot of rumors that her and Travis are like not together right now that he cheated blah blah blah and so like maybe Travis was the one who didn't want air out there yet. And now she's like, well, you cheated. And fuck you. Here we go. Love that.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Nothing more frightening than a woman's score. Like your opinion no longer matters. 100% get out. But now this does, you know, leave the question of Khloe's baby. I know. And I just like I do get really curious because I feel like these people,
Starting point is 00:29:27 like celebrities and the Kardashians, like they invent names. They can't just obviously name their Bebe Abraham. Yeah. So, it's just like,
Starting point is 00:29:37 you wonder what it's going to be. Yeah. But I think air is great. I will always miss Wolf. Like, I have a special place in my heart for wolf
Starting point is 00:29:46 such a good name and now that I have a face to the baby like I could see him being wolfy I could too and like no baby is gonna be a wolf like it's a name you grow into a hundred you become the wolf you do the wolf doesn't become you or you become the lion she was obviously going for like a jungle theme yeah but i love the element stormy air but it's also people were saying maybe his name would be sunny but then you have like one kid that's like that's weird positive and one kid that's like a storm that's kind of mean so negative they're elemental but different not to be compared yeah yeah yeah like the next one Could be like Ocean Again that would work Like Ray Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:25 Oh no they have a rain Ray Ray Everybody loves Raymond Yeah Ray Romano Like kind of ruined that name Ray I don't give a rain
Starting point is 00:30:39 Ray Well loving seeing Kylie in Paris Looking forward to more content yes for sure i'm glad to have closed the book on this yeah me too like it was time we're coming up on his first birthday i did expect by the first birthday i mean i would hope yeah otherwise like shit then she'll never tell yeah but then it's weird to have like one kid and then the public and one kid not no yes are you ready for our next story yeah Lisa Marie Presley's memorial tribute was on Sunday and Riley Keough's husband confirmed that he and Riley have a daughter during his memorial speech so during a memorial service for Lisa Marie Presley
Starting point is 00:31:26 at Graceland in Memphis on Sunday. Wow. Memphis. I hope you got all that. Mondays, am I right? Riley Keough's husband, Ben Smith Peterson, revealed that the pair are parents to a daughter while sharing a tribute on behalf of his wife
Starting point is 00:31:42 who was seated in the front row. He said, quote, I hope I can love my daughter the way you loved me. This was Riley's letter that she wrote, but he read on her behalf. That's nice. I hope I can love my daughter the way you loved me, the way you love my brothers and sisters. Thank you for giving me strength, my heart, my empathy, my courage, my sense of humor, my manners, my temper, my wildness, my tenacity.
Starting point is 00:32:01 I'm a product of your heart. My sisters are a product of your heart. My brother is a product of your heart. My sisters are a product of your heart. My brother is a product of your heart. That's sweet. Very sweet. And I'm glad that she was able to meet her granddaughter. There's no indication of like when this baby was born. How old?
Starting point is 00:32:15 But that she exists. Yeah, no, that's nice. I mean, the funeral was like streamed. Was it? I think there was like videosed. Was it? I think there was like videos because I saw a bunch and Alanis Morissette performed. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:31 And it looks like there's, it was set up as to be. Like a televised thing. I don't understand why Alanis Morissette performed. Like I wonder what the connection is. Maybe they're just like industry pals. Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe like industry pals yeah yeah or maybe like
Starting point is 00:32:47 Alanis Mars that was like Lisa Marie's favorite artist you know yeah I'm going with industry pals they seem like they would be around this similar age and yeah um Kaya Gerber was there with Austin Butler it was star-studded it looked really sad. Nice that it was at Graceland. Like, I think that's really, like, cool. Yeah, and she'll be laid to rest there alongside Elvis and her son. Right. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Yeah, very, very nice. And Priscilla's a great gran. Priscilla's a great... Sorry, I don't mean to twist your brain. Priscilla is Lisa Marie's mother, who was Elvis's wife. So if Riley had a daughter, that makes priscilla a great grandmother and priscilla is alive priscilla's alive oh that's terrible yeah to lose a daughter rest in peace rest in peace our next story is one of the bigger news is from the weekend because everybody was in Dubai for Beyonce concert.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Beyonce sung through her decades of hits as she performed her first full concert in four years in Dubai. After a four year absence since her last headlining show, Beyonce returned to the stage on Saturday evening when she performed an hour long set at the new Atlantis, the Royal Resort in Dubai. when she performed an hour-long set at the new Atlantis, the Royal Resort in Dubai. Moving through a decade of iconic hits, she performed staples such as Crazy in Love, Beautiful Liar, and Naughty Girl, as well as more recent tunes, including Freedom, Spirit, and Be Alived.
Starting point is 00:34:15 At one point during the show, she was joined on stage by her daughter and her husband. So I just want to say not to make everything about me, and I know I'm going to sound like Madison Beer Madison Beer like I was supposed to be in the video uh but I actually was invited to this um I did did not want to go because it's just too long of a flight for 48 hours it was unpaid I'm running a business like I can't be leaving for three days like you know not getting paid um do you have regrets now no because I first of all like I was interested I was like looking into you know, not getting paid. Do you have regrets now? No, because I, first of all, like I was interested. I was like looking into, you know, what other influencers,
Starting point is 00:34:51 not to be, this is the meanest thing I'm going to ever say, okay? But like I was, you know, reaching out, trying to see like if I knew anyone going. And it was like the roster of talent that was going, because you have to think about who would agree to go to something unpaid. It wasn't anybody cool. Like I wanted to be with cool people people the only cool person really there was Kendall Jenner it's like she got paid yeah but nobody else yeah um well so how who was gonna bring you like
Starting point is 00:35:13 who's paying for everyone so the Atlantis you want me to pull up the email sure so but are you saying that everybody was brought by the Atlantis there weren't like other brands within that were like these are our spokespeople okay hold on a VIP invite Atlantis the royal opening weekend okay to join you in a plus one with special guests including Beyonce Kendall Jenner Swedish House Mafia to the grand reveal weekend in the world's most ultra ultra luxury ultra luxury resort Atlantis in Dubai. Very exclusive weekend taking place before the resort is open to guests. Saturday night spectacular front row seat to a 60-minute Beyonce. Her live show, first show since 2018.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Then Swedish House Mafia. Then they sent an itinerary. Friday, there was a dinner and an after party. Saturday, relaxed during the day. Red carpet. Dinner at one of their restaurants. Beyonce show and then fireworks. And then brunch on Sunday.
Starting point is 00:36:09 So it's like you get there Friday and you leave Sunday and you have to take a 16-hour flight. Like my body's not built like that. Right, of course. But the flight is like fabulous and... Well, they were also offering business class and not first class. So that did change things. Business class on... No, it's's sick I'm totally
Starting point is 00:36:25 that was sick yeah so it includes the flights luxury accommodation food and beverage bespoke itinerary curated activities events and experiences over the unforgettable weekend so it was from the hotel and I feel like that email sums up what the weekend was like for me following other people and I a lot of the influencers who went like there was a lot of reality stars um so a few people that I follow were there and it looked like really everyone had a great time no totally I feel like they were so tired like I don't know how you're not I know but it's like it's a 16 hour flight but if you're flying if those 16 hours are like as premium as it gets like it's not yeah but you are like flipped on the time yeah oh yeah yeah I was seeing some tired people too but then like you know it's an adventure no yeah and I feel like if you're like an enormous Beyonce
Starting point is 00:37:15 fan like that was probably amazing I feel like I'm in my lifetime I'm gonna see Beyonce you know like I don't feel like it was my only opportunity to see a Beyonce concert you know yeah so we're saying yes to life but just not this well did you say no in 2020 I got it in 2022 I got the email in 2022 and like to be honest I just like would have had to like miss like probably two episodes of toast like for me like I'm always I'm saying yes to life but it always is against the barometer of how many toast episodes I miss okay is there an artist that would have gotten you to go Taylor Taylor I would have gone if it was Taylor yeah okay um and then I made a spot you know I left a spot open for somebody who really wanted to go I wonder who got your spot yeah I hope they had a great time did Ben want to go uh kind of I could Ben kind of did want to go and I was like you can go but he was like not without you I'm like all right great
Starting point is 00:38:14 good answer because it's what you got yeah no it just it wasn't the right timing for me it was Ben sister's birthday like I really couldn't go okay we understand anyways it was uh it looks like a great fabulous weekend that it did you know people were excited to be a part of yeah no and the Beyonce performance looked sick I heard they paid Beyonce 36 million dollars my next question I didn't know that a figure had emerged but yeah that's in line with like how much they must have spent on like just flying everyone there this hotel hotel looks insane. And it's like Beyonce's first concert in four years. You're going to pay up. I heard $36 million, like $88 million of the Arabic currency, which is $36 million USD.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Where'd you hear that? The interwebs. TikTok? Yeah. And they were like very strict about phones, no video. They must be releasing it somewhere. Like Beyonce must have a deal or something. But, you know, that many people, the whole thing got leaked.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Yeah. Or maybe like in the hotel you could stream it just like exclusive to Atlantis. Oh, perhaps. I don't know what they're going to do with the footage, but it was definitely recorded. And like maybe if you go to the one in the Bahamas, you could watch it there too. Okay, that's where we'll go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:29 That's what I'm saying. I love the Atlantis. I hope they have a leap of faith there. I know. Atlantis is a great, great chain of hotels. Where else do they have them? I think just Dubai and Bahamas. And they've had one in Dubai for a while. Remember, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stayed there.
Starting point is 00:39:44 But they opened a second location, and is their like ultra luxury one that's what I was gonna ask because I thought there was already an Atlantis there so it took me a while to like piece together what this weekend was about at first I was like oh a couple people I thought are going to Dubai like they should hang out and then I was like oh and they're all at the tag in the Atlantis and I was like oh and it's a new Atlantis I was like but it wasn't there an old Atlantis and Beyonce's there and then I was like I think Claudia was invited to that and then it all clicked yeah and then um like the difference so they have the Atlantis I think it's like a little bit more touristy this like I think it's called like the I forget what the name is Royal
Starting point is 00:40:18 Atlantis like Beyonce's room and she probably stayed at the nicest room in the hotel is 400 grand a night so it's like it's ultra it's for like you know the oil tycoons of the world yeah but then i feel like people don't even pay it they get it for free everyone gets it for free yeah crazy is there a casino there must be can you gamble there uh i don't know because I think gambling is against the law in the UAE. Yeah. I think you're right. Atlantis. It's the Royal Grand. I feel like even if they don't, like the tourism board, they make up for it. They have crazy activities there.
Starting point is 00:41:00 You could ski. Oh, you can ski. No, but you can't gamble. You can't gamble you can't gamble yeah but like what they lack in casinos they make up for in like crazy ass activities literally you can go to the water park and next door you could go skiing yeah like it's one of those crazy like adventure type you will not be bored no you will not uh that's awesome looks like a great weekend and um excited that Beyonce is doing her thing. Also- She looks great.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Yeah, we didn't even recap in our TV recap the game last night. Oh my God, yeah, I watched. Like we're such fraudulent news sports show. Well, it was such a great game. I know it was tough for you because like you technically like had to root for Dallas, but for you, like anyone who wins is a winner. It was, yes.
Starting point is 00:41:42 And I had a lot of thoughts along the way. I was thinking really who I'm rooting for. And at the end, I did come away rooting for the Cowboys because if the Cowboys made it to the Super Bowl, I would probably be going to the Super Bowl. So then I was like, yeah, OK, that would be cool. Like for Harry. And yeah, like that would be the bowl. Harry at the bowl.
Starting point is 00:41:59 And like he's a Super Bowl baby. Like it would have been really exciting. Harry was born on the Super Bowl. So I was rooting for the Cowboys. But after watching the game and it was it I think it was really good football. Yeah. I think that's what people would say. I came to the conclusion that even if the Cowboys had inked out a win,
Starting point is 00:42:15 they're not a Super Bowl ready team. And they wouldn't be winning the Super Bowl if they even made it there. The 49ers have what it takes and the Cowboys don't. So they played really good game last night, but they're going to need some more star players for next season. They did their best. They absolutely have to cut that guy. The kicker missed again twice.
Starting point is 00:42:34 No, but all their points were kicks. Yeah, but like he had still missed two. I think the stat is he missed the last six out of nine or six out of ten. In the game? In the last two games. Oh, I know. For a kicker but that's unacceptable I agree but last night he did good he did okay he still missed two oh so then the
Starting point is 00:42:52 score would have been it wouldn't have made a difference it was like nine to sixteen right no they lost by seven oh so it would have been lost by one it was yeah I think the Cowboys should be really proud I've been following them for a number of years via my husband, and they've never looked this good before. They're really coming up, and it wasn't their time, but, like, I think they're really close, but they need, you know, they don't have those wide receivers and running backs like the 49ers do. So now the interesting thing is that the winner of this game
Starting point is 00:43:24 plays the philly eagle the philadelphia eagles which is obviously like an hour and a half drive from here and now it's the niners and i want to go um and i've been in contact we have many toaster wives and girlfriends of eagles players and they really want us to start you know well no i just i like i need some tickets and like they understand my loyalty but I will say like I'm kind of like scared and everyone was messaging me like you know if you go like do not wear niners gear like so I feel like I I can get tickets um but I feel like for my own protection like I really need to be in a suite like honestly people were like actually they
Starting point is 00:44:03 were scaring me like fear-mongering in my dms like you talk shit you get slapped also like my god talked shit about about philly in the past yeah and it seems like not much has changed and i could like see it being played on like jumbotron what you said and then they would be like claudia section c right 200 get her so I need some sort of like police protection like an escort I need a box so like that's going to be like a safe space for me so if someone can reach out because like I have tickets but honestly I don't feel safe in the stands would you go incognito like not wear representing your team I I was talking to some of the wives and girlfriends and they were like, you cannot wear your Niners gear. So I said I would wear toast merch.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Yeah, then they're like, okay, who's this clown? Whatever. No, but like if my face is so recognizable. As being like such a Niners fan, like one of the more famous Niners fans. I just don't want to get beat up. I understand. So I'm going to need like somebody to arrange
Starting point is 00:45:03 like a back entrance for me. Like where are the friends and family of the Niners sitting? They have really good seats in like a section, but it's in the stands and I'm nervous. But if they can sit there, you can sit there. Oh, of the Niners. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:18 But nobody would dare fuck with like a Niner wife. They would never. But they would fuck with you. A civilian. A lowly fan a lowly chubby like at a towner they would totally totally do that yeah so that's what I'm struggling with but I do really want to go to the game on Sunday because it's so Philly is so close okay so like maybe you can get someone who has a suite who's like not super invested even yeah if there's like
Starting point is 00:45:44 a retired cop who wants to escort me through the facility I'm like actually scared why don't you hire security I need to get a ticket for him too that's the thing that's always what I wonder about like celebrities and their security like how do they get them into places it's like hard enough to get into a club just you and your girlfriends a hundred percent I also I think I will be going with Taylor Donahue who's like a big Eagles fan. So hopefully she can like bring my, you know. She can like provide cover.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Yeah, no. And like she'll like increase my cool factor in the stadium. And I'm sure if Ben goes, he'll wear an Eagles jersey because he's a fair weather fan. No, the thing is, I was, you know, thinking about it last night. I couldn't look the use checks in the face if I wore an Eagles jersey. I couldn't. No, and it's like, this is a moment in life where you have to be scrupled and you have to stand up for what you believe in even though it's not popular I know no sports is such a scrupled like
Starting point is 00:46:34 field yeah but I've never really considered that or heard of that it's like unsafe for the opposing only in Philly and that's no that's a fact that's like a fact can I do I'm gonna read you through my dms I was like should I go to Philly here's what my response ready yeah there and there's no other place that's that passionate I mean you guys let me know like okay hold on I wonder which which um team has the nicest fans? Probably the Cleveland Browns. Went to the Eagles stadium when they played the Falcons in 2018 as a Falcons fan and someone spit on me. 10 out of 10, don't recommend. So stay safe if you do, queen.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Okay. I don't think you would handle that well. LOL, you're going to get dragged out. Oh, goodness. Wait, like it's insane. In all all honesty this is probably not your best idea philly is different just a word of advice people are being really serious philly is different okay philly is so mean lol philly fans reminding us all that they're the worst eagles fans are so hostile i would worry about your safety as a 49.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Like I got a thousand messages. I'm just scrolling through my messages. Eagle fans are the best. Always so nice. Never rude or aggressive. So I'm actually like I'm concerned. Yeah. And I don't know if this is just everyone like fear mongering me.
Starting point is 00:48:05 No, those seem like legit concerns and something you should take into account it's like we just got dramatic we just got into football like you don't need to really like take a hit for your team just yet I'm literally gonna be like Marsha Brady like oh crap my nose yeah that's gonna be me getting hit in the face also you're gonna be like going and you're gonna wear your 49ers jersey you're gonna expect like everyone to hate you but really everyone's gonna ignore you and you're gonna of course make up that something happened this person looked at me no the thing is I'm scared I understand so I think you should wait and see if like the right opportunity comes across yeah to sit like I I need police protection yeah
Starting point is 00:48:46 well you could hire security not me being so dramatic like literally so dramatic but you could bring security with you if you really wanted to like I'll tell Taylor Donahue like sorry actually you can't have the ticket I need to go with my bodyguard yeah this retired cop has to escort me through the facility that's so. They should really like break out the stadium by sections of fans, no? Yeah. Yeah. No, but I like that's just like the culture in Philly. I think like they like it like that.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Yeah. And I think that's like, you know, football culture in general. You're not really a part of it, but they're like. Yeah. So I'm going to stick with my toast merch. Or the bar sweatshirt. I've so many. But wear the red one. Actually, toast merch. Or the bar sweatshirt. I have so many. But wear the red one.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Actually, no, you're done. You're done. You would be done, yeah. You would be finished. You'd never work in this town again. Nope. Okay, let's get into our next story. Are you ready for it?
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Starting point is 00:51:13 snacking happy snacking that made me hungry love my perfect bars it doesn't take much to make me hungry are you ready for our next story because Selena Gomez and Drew Taggart were holding hands during a New York City date night. So I really thought we put this behind us and we had sorted it out. But they're going hard with this narrative. Selena was spotted holding hands with, quote, from page six, new beau Drew Taggart in New York City over the weekend. Despite the singer saying she was single in a since-deleted Instagram story post post earlier this week the two appeared to be very much a couple while grabbing dinner at Tracy Bar and Restaurant in Soho on Saturday it's a very um sceny spot like they weren't trying to
Starting point is 00:51:56 be seen okay that is germane thank you I've never heard of this restaurant so I thought maybe it was low-key it sounds like you know it's like a little bar they went to but they were trying to be sure it is the brand new location um from the same owners as Carbone it's like a very hot spot so I'll have to go yeah it uh it's like the new place so they were trying to be seen it's celeb fave paparazzi it's so to me I get annoyed when people say one thing and do the other like it's misleading Selena doesn't owe us an explanation of anything but like to say you're single and then be out holding hands on a date like make it make sense I hate being confused agreed I'm sticking to my guns these two are not an item and the fact that they went to a scenic restaurant to go on a date
Starting point is 00:52:40 proves to me that this is PR and I think loophole that Selena wasn't lying because as stated last week that thing I am single is her song and that's the first lyric like I I literally would we cracked it put my life on it I like being alone too much to dance with your heart sometimes I can lonely light a night up in the dark I am real I am brave I am me uh I think that also like this way Selena's not lying to her fans I don't think she would ever want to be thought to be someone who's not genuine with her fans. Deceptive. Deceptive. And so this makes everything make sense. Now, why you need to hold hands with the person you're collaborating with. I don't know. You know what? Maybe she was wearing big heels. Nope. She's wearing heels. It's dark. Paparazzi flash is so bright and so fast. Like you kind of do need someone to guide you through. Usually it's like a bodyguard or like a publicist but it's actually hard to walk straight in the dark when there's a
Starting point is 00:53:51 thousand flashes it's like it's not normal so maybe that's why they were holding hands yeah uh maybe I think that again what I'm looking at her outfit this is not a date night outfit I think that maybe they went to the studio they're going to get some grub this is a new hot spot like and it's really good and I think maybe they threw a handhold in there because they are enjoying this narrative it's good for the single there's definitely a song coming out yeah I like being alone too much to dance with your heart oh when I get lonely I get lonely in the dark yeah when I get lonely, I get lonely in the dark. Yeah, when I get lonely,
Starting point is 00:54:27 I get lonely. That's so true. Sometimes it really takes two profound queens to go beyond the surface lyrics. Let's write this song together. You're actually really good with words.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Yeah, and you're really good with music. Melodically. Melodically. Do you want to go for another verse? No, I think we should keep part of it private because what if they haven't written the song yet and they're literally just watching these episodes and copying it down
Starting point is 00:54:53 don't play with me because that would be like my worst fear that would also be like your your biggest hope that like someone someone someone somewhere selena to court that someone somewhere is watching the show oh right like somebody with even a remote amount of influence watches this show show yourselves all of a sudden she's backstage at the chain smokers yeah like whipping my hair back and forth city please go easy on me tonight. Uh, uh, uh, uh. I want to be like Kanye. That was like a good song.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Too bad it's ruined. Honestly, all of their songs are so good. I agree. If we're being honest. Don't let me, don't let me, don't let me. They actually haven't released a banger in a really long time. Maybe this is the Selena thing. It's like their big comeback. This is the one and it's selena's big comeback in the music because they've been like kind of irrelevant you love to call people irrelevant i feel like they have like when when people take a break that's unfortunately like the world we
Starting point is 00:55:57 live in it's like so true there's always someone new and hot and young ready to take your spot that's why like when they got announced on call her daddy I was like oh that's so weird they're like irrelevant but they're working on their comeback yeah they are and I think Selena has a lot to do with it the caller daddy interview had a lot to do with it they released a single um just three days ago called make me feel gotta take a listen and their album was in 2017 memories and like then they just had banger after banger of course that halsey song which is like i think one of the biggest songs ever made so baby pull me closer and also something just like this with coldplay i want something just like this also we were staying in paris to get away to get away from your parents yeah Yeah, so good. Yeah, these are talented guys.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Oh, 100%. So, Selina, make yourself known. Yeah. Unriddle this riddle for us. Hashtag, I am the single. While we still give a shit. Do it while we still give a shit. Someone, please.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Yeah, it's so true. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Fifth and final? still give a shit do it while we still give a shit someone please yeah it's so true are you ready for a fifth and final story fifth and final harry hamlin is spilling the real reason why lisa rinna left real housewives of beverly hills and if the reason wasn't so crazy i wouldn't be reporting it oh this is and harry's a serious guy so like he doesn't just say stuff. Harry. That he does not. A page six spy overheard Hamlin telling a group of people during the Sundance Film Festival on Saturday that the reason Lisa Rinna might still. Why Rinna. How she might have still been on the show.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Quote Lisa. He said it's because viewers sided with Sutton Strack in the co-stars feud over the Elton John gala tickets. He said, quote, Lisa had all the receipts. What? Yeah, Lisa had all the receipts from that night, but they never showed the receipts on the reunion. She might still be on the show had Sutton not said that, he continued, according to the spy.
Starting point is 00:57:58 She might still be on the show, but the audience believed Sutton. Now, take all this with a grain of salt because it's like overheard at a party. By the way, that's just incorrect. Right, no, of course. It's overheard at a party. A spy is jotting down quotes.
Starting point is 00:58:11 How, did he have a tape recorder on him? So like consider the source, but that Harry Hamlin is saying that Lisa chose to leave because the viewers took Sutton's side or maybe like Bravo asked her because the viewer just took Sutton's side about the Elton John thing. But in in reality they didn't show the whole picture okay he's not wrong but I think he's just thinking of the wrong situation like she left slash was fired because the viewers
Starting point is 00:58:39 took Kathy's side right he's I think he's just mixing up his girls irrelevant irrelevant and every time they talked about it I was like I roll I roll and you know what Sutton shut her down with those receipts like she did yeah but apparently she had receipts at the reunion which I do remember like a clip that never was in the actual thing yes she went on like social media or something and said like I brought a manila envelope with that Elton John information and it never made the cut. I have a hard time believing if it was like, you know, if it was not like if it was irrefutable proof, they would have kept it. Like, I don't know why they would have deleted it. And I feel like Sutton's proof that she brought up in the show, the receipts were irrefutable. Like it's receipt is right there.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Yeah. Like actual receipt, not like receipt. No, like the receipt for the monetary amount that she spent on the table I'm now questioning what Harry said at what was overheard because also if you read it differently Lisa had all the receipts from that night but they never showed the receipts on the reunion maybe it's all the receipts from that night with Kathy Kathy and then it's like it might have gone differently if Sutton had not said that. That was another quote. Maybe Sutton said something about the Kathy thing that changed hearts and minds.
Starting point is 00:59:51 The person listening in is a moron and is just spreading lies because Harry definitely didn't say that. I don't think he said these things in the way that they're reporting. I don't think that's what he believes. I don't think it's about Elton John's thing. their reporting I don't think that's what he believes I don't think it's about Elton John's thing but at BravoCon Andy vehemently denied that they had any sort of footage or anything that would help us put the pieces together from that night in Aspen and of course he could have lied but he was like why would we not include that we like it would be good for us I don't
Starting point is 01:00:23 think that they have anything. Right. Maybe like Lisa thought, remember how she was showing text messages of like what Kathy was saying, like, you know, yeah. And things that she had sent to Erica.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Best to keep quiet. Yeah. Like maybe Lisa considers those receipts. I don't consider them anything like, and what Lisa texted Erica again, like is not a primary source. But you know what what at the end of the day even if she had something on Kathy and they shared it I don't even think it would have made a difference because at the end of the day it's not really so much about who's right and
Starting point is 01:00:54 who's wrong it's just about who's likable and Kathy is very likable and people like her and they don't like Lisa like that's what it was yes and also I think in general Kathy did say half that shit in general with housewives you take the side of the person unless it's like two people who are neither are a fan favorite and neither are the villain and we're just trying to get to the facts but in general like you take the side of the person that you like but then I always feel like a few seasons later things turn and then you go back and look at it and you're like Lisa Renna was right so true it's happening now with Lisa Vanderpump because now Lisa Rinna went down so we're like Vanderpump was right
Starting point is 01:01:30 right and like whoever came before Vanderpump whoever talked shit about her we're like they were right so it's like we all have to just kind of question ourselves it's like well if we keep yeah but that's just if we keep just siding with the person who we like and not based on like actual facts then yeah in time we'll see that but I just feel like that's how the world works like the longer you're silent the more of a hero you're gonna appear to be because you're just letting everyone else spin out you know I don't think that necessarily means you were right in that moment no I don't think it's about like being silent let everyone spinning out but it's like they like you right now so they're gonna take
Starting point is 01:02:03 your side whether you're right or wrong because you can do no wrong but then when they don't like you everything you've ever done before is wrong I just feel like with Vanderpump like I don't even like all the other women that much but like she clearly was like a diva and like a problematic queen yeah but she definitely is looking more favorable now of course and like you know now yolanda's looking good because rina rina you know yeah yeah yeah even though like yolanda came off looking pretty good like with the munchausen thing yeah but then why did she have to leave bless you excuse me because you know what she got what she wanted from the show her daughters became superstars what the fuck does she need to hang around with these women for did she have to leave bless you excuse me because you know what she got what she wanted from the show her daughters became superstars what the fuck does she need to hang around with these women for
Starting point is 01:02:48 did she leave I think she left I do not think she was fired yeah and why does she need to hang out with these women who like are calling her munchausens right and she was like actually really focusing on her health like she couldn't film when she was going to seal to like lay in a you know a hyperbaric chamber yeah so I do think she left on her own, honestly. Yeah. So that's our show. Thank you all so much for spending the time with us.
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