The Toast - Gabbin Gals With Ben Soffer Wednesday November 5th 2025

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy, what day is it? Wednesday. Oh, my God. It's right. It's hump day. I'm all forklempt because we are recording from Florida. My co-host is my husband. My Rose is also my husband. Hey, Ben.

Hi, I'm doing wonderful, my sweet pee. How are you? Why don't you move the microphone to your mouth? That's what you do out of podcast. They can hear me. You're talking to the microphone. Wow, it started early. Why don't you just move the microphone close your mouth? Early, okay.

Or like sit and then the microphone goes like, so when you're doing a podcast, you're supposed to talk into the microphone. I don't know if you know that because you're like kind of new to the podcasting game. Move the microphone back, like pull it back. We were totally fine. No, no. Why is it so far away from you? My God, could you be more annoying?

Like, we were literally fine. You're talking into it? You good? Like, look how close it is to my mouth. How's that? But you do not want the wrath of the toasters. How's that? Just ask Mary Orton, you do not want the wrath of the toasters coming after you because you've not spoken into the mic correctly.

How's that? It's good. Thank you. You're welcome to the twosters. Hey, Ben, this is your first time co-hosting since Jackie's maternity leave. You were here, but in character on Friday. I was. Yes.

And let's talk about Halloween. What a beautiful day Halloween is on the toast. Wow. It really is just a day of fun. Oh, my God. Okay. of laughter. Yes.

Dave gals being gals. And you're one of the gals. Gabin with the gals. If you had a podcast, would you call it gabin with the gals? I would call it gabin with the gals. Or you call it good guys. Me and Joey Kamasta. Yeah.

Well, after you came on the toast and Joey Kamasa came on the toast, there's a lot of fanfare for you and Joey to do some sort of like cooking show or some project. I love Mr. Kamasta. Joey is not only just like he's so amazing, but he's also so underappreciated. And I'm very thankful to you for platforming him because Joey deserves the world. Okay, you're being like really nice this morning. Right? Yeah.

What do you want? No, I just like, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want? Oh, you want to golf today? You want to golf today? Is that what it is? I'm going to kill you with kindness.

And all I have to say is Dave Portno, you let a real one go. Well, he didn't let Joey go. Joey left. Dave Portnoy, you didn't pony up enough cash to keep a real one. Joey's, I agree, such a star. I love having him on the toast because I agree. Platforming him is like kind of my life's mission. He's so funny.

He's so funny. He's fantastic. And me and Joey have cooked together before. So if you guys haven't seen that, just like scroll deep in my Instagram and look for a gorgeous... But people aren't asking you and Joey to cook together once. They want like a show,

like a cooking podcast, something. Understood. Would it be called Gabben with the Gals? Probably not. Grilling with the gals? Hmm. Grilling with the gals is good. Because, like, you are trans and so is Joey.

So, like, you have to do something with the gals. We are trans. Like, Joey has said he has T scars. We are trans. He had top surgery. And, like, you're always dressing like a woman. I am. I am.

I'm a cross-dresser. I've been cross-dressing since I was a young man. 13 years old. Oh, that's true. My mom sent us that photo that also gave us both a jump scare. Ben found this like old, Ben's mom found these like old pictures. And it was Ben, it was either like Perum or Halloween from when you were what, 13? 13.

Dressed as a woman. The thing is, you have passions. The thing is, I'm going to dress like a woman. We know. One, it's funny. Two, it's freeing. And three. Oh, wow.

Freeing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I thought we were joking, but you're like being weirdly serious. It's funny.

It's freeing. That said, the long hair, my God, it's so hot and itchy. I know. It's terrible. Anything on my face, the makeup that you do, horrible, feels terrible. You don't really have what it takes to be a woman. I only have what it takes to be a 70-year-old Irish woman. Yeah.

Named, you've a Geniah. Like, that is really who I want to be. And until I can be that. I'm not really going to be myself. Now for anyone who's new here, Ben is my husband. He's the host of the Good Guys, podcast founder and CEO of Spritz Society.com. Chef to the Stars. What else are you?

That was pretty good. Yeah. And he's one of my favorite co-hosts. I'm so glad you're here. We tailored the stories a little bit today to things that you, maybe I wouldn't normally choose, but you know you have a wide array of interests and I wanted you to be intrigued. Ben and I did watch Dancing with the Stars last night. We did.

I'm an avid watcher. We were obviously like a little bit distracted because just like the horrible. news. Oh, and we're in Florida, by the way. I don't know if I said that. I don't know if you guys can tell from the studio. And never been more happy to not be in New York than we were last night. Totally. So the second half of Dancing with the Stars that kind of fell to the back burner because we were busy watching the news. Talking to your mic, you're like talking over your mic. So I don't know if like the toaster's like, I don't know if like your audio comes out of your neck. But like this is literally how you were talking. Thank you, by the way. And so just I would

highly recommend talking into your mic. I'm not going to be disgusting like you. Thank you for the tip. I appreciate it because I care about the audio quality of. this show. Very good. Thank you so much. Very good. And by the way, do let me know if it happens again. I would appreciate the feedback.

This was very like those cancer commercials. No, the smoking commercials. Nothing will ever be the same again. It's actually not funny. No, those were not funny. And they scared me straight. No, they didn't. No, because I had a severe vape addiction.

Let's talk about that. Okay. It has been almost two years. I was going to say, credit to you for going cold turkey. Thank you. Nobody really. I think that you. You are the only person in the world that was addicted to a vape.

One day said, I don't want to smoke that vape anymore and just didn't. Well, it wasn't that easy. I'll say that. But also, you made it look easy. Let's talk about the day I quit the vape. Do you remember we were in Utah? It was January 1st, right? And we went out for lunch.

Do you remember that at all? Oh, my God. You were so mean. Yeah, it really makes you irritable. I will say it only lasted a few days. But that day one where I was just really itching for it. and couldn't take it. And I literally thrown them all away.

I was in a really foul mood. You had borderline Tourette's. It was like, we were just like having a conversation. You just be like, fuck you. It was like, yeah. As you're like, fucking asshole fat fuck. Fuck you. Fuck you.

And it's like, okay. Like, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm joking. That's exactly. Yeah.

No, it was so weird. It was just like, it's beautiful out. It's snowing clothing. You'd be like, oh my God. The snow is falling. Fuck. Like, I'm like, no, I didn't need that. 100%

Yeah, it was bad But I will say it only It was like two days Yeah And we went out to lunch And just like I was just insatiable And I ate a lot Like you would just

It was horrible It was a horrible day It was a horrible day But we've cleansed We've cleansed And we've cleansed And how does it feel To not have a wife

Who's a vapor anymore I feel like we don't talk enough And I've recently been bringing it up Because now that I'm not pregnant Like I can vape But I choose not to And I just feel like I actually don't give myself

Enough credit for quitting the babe Like No kudos to you. Thank you. I'm happy that you don't do it anymore for rupees sake. Of course, but also for the sake of, you know, my fellow peers, my lungs, my lungs. I'm not getting in trouble at restaurants anymore. No, but like, that's like, restaurants need to chill. Oh my God. I need to chill. All these people need to chill. It's so not a big deal. I completely agree. It's not a big deal. I completely

agree. It's it. I completely agree. Focus on things that matter. I completely agree. Focus on things that matter. I completely agree. Everybody's crashing. All these airlines, there's so many problems you're worried about my vape? I completely fucking agree. It literally smells like shit everywhere, everywhere. Like people need to stop farting on planes. Like nonstop, do you agree? Like people are just like shitting themselves on planes.

Also, people need to stop reclining on planes, okay? Oh, I agree. And that's like a controversial take because I talk to Brian about it all the time. I don't believe in reclining on planes. I think it's like the most evil thing you can do. You absolutely can't. Unless you and the person in front of you have a mutual agreement that you're both going to recline.

No, but it's a domino effect because you can agree with the person in front of you, but what about the person in front of them? There actually needs to be a reclining row. That's what it is. No, no, there needs to be an airline for recliners. Sorry, not row. There needs to be a reclining column. Rows, columns.

Column, yeah, okay, Excel spreadsheet. Yeah, so, uh, rows columns. So column A is the reclining row. Would you agree? The windows are recliners. No, the thing is, it's just a different breed of human being and you should be on different airlines.

Yeah, I agree. I would go as far as to say, like, you should be in different countries. Sure. It's insane. Reclining airline. Reclining airline. I love it. I'll sign up.

Actually, I won't because I don't like your recline. I don't love it. What's going on with the good guys? Do you guys hear like all the shit we talk about you? Are you just like tut us out? I tune you out. Does Josh know? Yeah, definitely.

And Josh knows like it's a joke, right? Yeah, for sure. Okay. Yeah, for sure. No, but it's always apparent when like somebody comes up to us in the street and it's like, oh my God, I'm such a fan of the good guys and you like give them a look. Like you just like want to throw them overboard. Yeah, but it's like a joke with us and the listeners too.

Like they come up and they're like, I'm a toaster and I'm also a moron. sorry, turdy. It's like this fun thing we're all doing. No, no, no. By the way, it's great. We're joking. And you're platforming. We're platforming, right?

You can joke and be mean that said, you're still talking about us. And let me tell, you okay? Yeah. Oh, I thought you had heartburn or something. How dramatic are you? I was going to say something and I like, clutch my chest.

That was the most dramatic thing I've ever seen. I don't even remember what I was going to say now, but sorry. The good guys is a wonderful podcast. All right. I didn't come. I didn't give you a platform to spew hate. So you were asking how the good guys is. Yeah, how you are doing?

We're doing great. You've had some pretty big guests recently, David Dobrick. We have John Stamos. Oh, let's talk about that. His episode made some headlines. Well, of course, with the Lori Lofman of it all, and I'm glad somebody came out and defended our girl, but I was talking more about Jen Affleck.

Yes, Jen Affleck, did I talk? Oh, yes, we did during the John Stamos episode. Yeah, and she posted about it, did you see? She did, yes. She posted that, like, John's, because John called her cute. Yeah. And you guys, why were you guys talking about dancing with the stars? Because it's like current and happening.

Oh, so you were doing like hot topics with John Stame? That's an excellent question. I have no idea why we were talking about that. And John Stame? Yeah, him and I are like on a nickname basis ever since he posted me on his Instagram. Got it. Well, he would love to come on the toast.

I'm just saying. Well, when I was in L.A. and I was going to be doing maternity leave there, which can we talk about how glad we are not to be there? I was definitely going to have John Stame. Yeah, yeah. So that's why I call him Stame. Yeah, BTS.

What a great guy? You love him. Yeah. What's he like in person? Just like nice, cool. Do you have any like? more interesting words than nice and cool. No, because like sometimes these like celebrities are so narcissistic and like you meet them

and you're like, oh, I can't wait to get away from you. They're awful, yeah. John is not that. John was actually like humble and cool but super talented. Yeah. He does such a wide array of things. Yeah. Like he told this story.

What's Olaf's name? Josh Gad. Josh Gad couldn't perform in Jesus Christ Superstar. Is that the name of the show? Do you know the name of anything? No, I don't. Big show. Okay.

Huge show. Uh-huh. And they called John. On Broadway? It wasn't on Broadway. It was somewhere else. Okay. With, uh, from Wicked.

What's her name? Oh my God, Cynthia Arevo. Thank you. And with, I think that's all the people that I know that are in it. And they called him. They're like, uh, Olaf dropped out. We need you, John. 24 hours noticed.

He didn't know any of the lines to anything. He didn't know any of the words to the songs. Learned it, performed. Crush it. Wow. On like a huge stage with Cynthia. Imagine singing with Cynthia Arrivo. When you don't even know the lyrics.

If I close my eyes, I wouldn't have even known it was you. I would have thought it was symphony. Symphony? Symphony. Can you do the defying gravity run? Let's hear it. What's a run? Is that like when I have too much French onion soup?

No, a run in vocal. I know you're not like a singer like me. So a vocal run is like when you do like, oh, oh, you know, like a run. So the defying gravity run is like, Oh, and cough again on the podcast And you will find out

what a boot up your ass feels like, okay? A boot? I'm wearing a loafer, okay? Okay, ready? Ben Loki actually has like a decent voice. You would never know because he's married. Okay, let's hear it. What was that face you made?

And what was with the shoulder? How was it? You looked like a fish. He looked like a fish. Stop it. Sorry. You looked like a fish, by the way. Like you were like this, Benz.

Ben, you were literally like, I'm not going to lie. I did just get the egg. Was it good? Oh, no. Sorry, I forgot to say that. It was bad. It was bad.

Yeah. The ick is such an interesting thing to get. What's your favorite song from Wicked? And when we do have some Wicked News, which would be a good segue. Wicked good news. What? My favorite song from Wicked is probably

Defying Gravity. Basic. Bees so basic. I literally hate it by the, this is a huge pet peeve of mine. Oh, God, here we go. When fans don't like the best song. I don't disagree.

Like, oh, Taylor Swift's best song is one that nobody's ever heard of. No. Well, it is. It's called peace, but yeah. Actually, it's not. Because otherwise, more people would have heard it, and the streams would be higher. When are you talking to the microphone,

and you say that? I am. Like, why is it so far away? There, okay, move it closer. Okay, if you're having like a throat issue, do you maybe want to leave the room? I'll do the ads. Like, this is really inappropriate.

I just have a small amount of post nasal drip from the plane. Okay? Also, um, also, um, do you know, we have, the good guys has a new sponsor. Zizol. Oh, was that like huge for you? Do you understand?

Like, like, that is so unbelievably cool. Yeah, and you do the ad reads on good guys, yeah? Do all, you need me to do your reads? No, I don't. I do a strong read. I don't think the sponsors would appreciate it. I think they would. I think they would.

I do a strong dresser coming in. You do, actually. I have the honor, like the great honor of, you do your ad rates at home. Yeah. On the Bluetooth microphones. And I have the great honor. You like scream when you do the ads.

Of course. I get very into it. This episode of the good guys. I like know all your sponsors. Who? I don't want to say them because I'm loyal to my sponsors. I'm not going to be like giving free shoutouts. I think we share a couple.

To like rogue brands that don't sponsor my podcast. Do we share a couple? We do. Definitely. Yeah. Cool. So, without further ado.

You okay? It's time for the fast five stories that you need to know. So hot in here. I'm actually not that hot. Okay. Yeah, I'm kidding. Is there anything more annoying? Oh, no, I completely fucking agree.

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out. All right, Ben, are you ready for the past five stories? I absolutely am. I just must mention I love an ad. I hear an ad and I'm like, I want to buy that. Do you find yourself really susceptible to marketing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ben, every day something shows up at the house. I get a new supplement. Anytime anybody says. Are you interested in everyday dose? I can tell. And also wild grain. Oh, are you not familiar? I'm not familiar. So I didn't mean to put Olivia on the spot because a lot of times she makes her own stuff. But when we go to her house and she has like those data rolls, they're wild grain. By the way, that's amazing to be able to bake. fake fresh baked bread they have sourdough like they really have everything that's huge under 25 minutes

and it's such a pain in the ass like I didn't stop let's talk about how you gave up my sourdough journey you just gave up and we haven't even talked about it personally no so here's what happened we went to los angeles and I just didn't bring your starter with you no I left it in the fridge to die I don't know if it's dead because I look at it and it's still it's still there no you can feed it so then I think it's okay so then it's fine yeah but you just haven't made it in a while but also we were in L.A. for a while We moved apartments. We moved apartments. And, you know, the sourdough journey is one that really can only be done when your life is settled.

Okay? When your life is... Oh, do you feel unsettled? I feel like we've been moving around a lot. We have. Florida, L.A., new apartment. Yeah. Moving around a lot.

So once we feel settled again, I will return to baking. My soul will return to the oven. Okay. Just like my ancestors. Ben! Too far? Yes. My bad.

Not funny. Okay. Okay. First up, we have sexiest man alive. There's been a lot of. of hoopla about who the sexiest man alive is. It's me. It is, even though, let's talk about how last year they did sexiest podcaster and they gave it to Josh and I. You know, but like, we're a duo. Just give it to both.

It's so true. It was like, it was intentional. Right. It felt anti-somatic, even though Josh is Jewish. Totally. Well, the sexiest man of the year is. Jonathan Bailey. No, I told Ben who that was. He said, who is that. And now you know it's Fiero. I know Fiero. Dancing through life. I like Fierro. Me too. He's extremely handsome. He's also from Bridgetton. I think this is a great selection. I often have a lot to say about who they choose. Like I think they're ugly or random. This is perfect. It's also always has to be like chosen with someone in conjunction with them doing press.

Yeah. He's obviously getting ready for the Wicked Part 2, which comes out next week. Oh, we should see it while we're here. I would love to. Is he British? Like does he have an accent? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he has an accent. Cool.

The cover is hot. Like he's in water. It's a nice photo. Oh, he's a good looking guy. Yeah. You like him? I think that like he's got like a little bit of receding going on over here. Ben.

I got introduced. You're one to talk. I got to introduce him to, um, what's his name? Dr. Diamond. Oh, did you talk? Do you had, Ben had, like, fancy plastic surgeon. I'm pretty in with the doctors. With Dr. Diamond on his podcast.

He needs to do, bro, Dr. Diamond. The only doctor that we haven't been able to get. Please, if anybody is listening from TLC, Dr. Nazarden. All I want. You have to get Dr. Nazarden. Is Dr. Nazarden so that I can talk about my 600-pound life. Yep. 2,000-pound sisters.

And like mine, Josh's dream to become 2,000-pound sisters on That's what you should dress up for Halloween. 2000 Ben sisters. You also need to get Dr. Steve Levine on your podcast because your episodes with Terry Dubrow are some of my favorite, mostly because Terry's like so pro-as-empic and he's always talking about plastic surgery and stuff. He's great.

I love him, and he's just like funny reality star, but you do need to get Dr. Steve Levine on your show. Do you know who that is? I don't know who that is. So he's like the doctor of the moment right now. I don't know if you saw, like a couple of celebrities have come out with brand new faces and they look insanely amazing.

Chris Jenner. Yes. Lindsay Lohan. Yes. So it turns out. Oh, Mr. Levine. They all went to the same doctor. they've all been like really open about it and it's Dr. Steve Levine.

Now I hear Dr. Sue Levine has like a years long wait list now. It's a quarter of a million dollars for a facelift. Yeah. So it would be amazing if you get, get them on the podcast, maybe just because like, then I could get like, you know, a facelift for free or something. Yeah. Yeah. Well, um, any of the doctors that I've worked with would love to work with you, but you don't

need any work. Thank you. That's the right answer. Most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. And also speaking of facelifts and sexiest men. I don't know if we haven't spoken about this on the toast, but Bradley Cooper has a new face. I've seen that and it's bad. Yeah.

Yeah, it's crazy. We're always talking about like botched women. Like let's talk about the botched man. Bradley Cooper looks nuts. And he was at one point like the, I'm sure he's been people sexiest man. He is arguably like the most good looking man in the last, you know, 20 years.

He's like a Brad Pitt, George Clooney level. It's so funny that I never even saw. He looks terrible. That's what it was because I've looked at him and I'm like, huh, you don't look the same, Mr. Cooper. He had his face pulled back and it doesn't look good. He looks like an old woman. It looks horrible.

It looks horrible. Sorry, Mr. Coup. But I think this is a great choice for, and I feel like every year, whoever they choose. It's like so divisive and everyone's always like clouding. I feel like everybody likes it. I have no notes.

No, who doesn't like Wicked? Taking somebody from Wicked was a layup. And it's so true. And like, he was really popular before because he was in Bridgeton and he was like the sexy lead and like there's, I burn for you and you know, it would not be fault enough.

Like he has a lot of like famous. I wish I saw that show. You didn't? No, you watched you without me. Well, I'm sorry. Like you watched so many good ones without me. The only one that I... Why do you try being home?

You're always golfing or going to the Mick game. Like, sorry, I have to do something while you're gone. I'm really watching Bridgetton at noon on a Wednesday. Like, what do you want from me? It's my job. Yeah, also, I am watching a show that you're not watching, and you're missing out. Wait, we also need to talk about Wayward. The best show ever.

Ben and I just finished Wayward Season 1 on Netflix. You probably haven't heard of it. It was not popular. Like, I literally, we stumbled upon it. It stars Tony Collette, Queen, and it's about, it's like a cult show. It's amazing. Amazing show. That said, I'm watching Severance alone, and let me tell you, this show, severed my brain.

Ben started Severance on the plane, and he comes home. He's like, have you heard of this, like, random, like, indie little show called Severance? I did not say that. Yeah, you did. And he keeps calling it his plane show, which is confusing people because people think it's, like, lost. Like, a show without a plane? It is my plane show. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. I'll watch it on United. And, uh, even though, like, I really shouldn't be flying United. Like, Ben had a trick. Oh. Sorry, Mike down. Sorry, she messed with her mic. Ben had a triggering, not a triggering, but like a really weird experience on a United flight.

Do you want to tell that story? Yeah, we, I landed. from Los Angeles. Oh yeah, we flew home separately. We flew home separately. And all of a sudden, it was a beautiful flight. Pargy. I watched my severance.

I had a great time. Except the guy next to me was in LA flat the entire time, and I couldn't go to the bathroom. Oh, because he had his legs out the whole time. He was like her out the whole time. But other than that, it was really a wonderful flight. And all of a sudden we land. And the stewardess comes on and she says,

hello, everybody. Welcome to New York. You never would have known it, two female pilots flew this plane. Isn't that amazing? What are you nuts? Why do you think it's nuts? First of all, it completely pushes back the movement to have to tell me that two women

successfully flying a plane on autopilot, by the way, is a big deal. It's not a big deal. I agree. Making it a big deal is sexist. It is, 100%. She thought that she was like advancing. She thought it was a sleigh. She thought she was doing something there.

Yeah. And she wasn't. Yeah. And the second is, like, if I had any issues with the flight, then I would have blamed the women. It's so true. It was a great flight, but I'm also smart enough to know that a flight from Los Angeles to New York is literally autopilot. I'm sorry, what was that? And then undo autopilot and land.

Land. I love that. So, Ben, obviously this was a huge loss for you not being people's sexiest man alive, but there is always next year. Yes. Well, how do I submit? And somebody submit me. You gotta just like put some nude photos out on the internet. Nude.

I think maybe. Do they need nudes? I think we need. What? Sex date? Yeah. I'm in. Yeah.

I know you are. Okay. Want to do it now? Yeah. Yeah. We can just fit. We're in a studio. Yeah.

All right. Calm down. Ben. Yeah. Keep your shirt on. We are going to do dancing with the stars. But in case anybody like doesn't watch or it's, I don't want to spoil it. It'll be the fifth story.

So just want to say that. But by the way, if you don't watch, like, you're really missing out on some clean family fun. It's so true. It's family fun. I mean, literally, I think they have like 10 million viewers a week. You're missing out on clean family fun. Clean family fun. And Carlton from Fresh Prince is the host.

And it's clean family fun. So speaking of family, David Beckham has been knighted by King Charles and Victoria Beckham has also gotten a posh new name. So, Sir, David Beckham, he was knighted by King Charles III during an investiture ceremony at Windsor Castle on Tuesday. his wife Victoria, who was also in attendance at the ceremony, got a new title. She's Lady Beckham.

So he is Sir David Beckham. They both posted on Instagram. He said, I've obviously been very lucky in my career to have won, what I've won and done, what I've done. But to receive an honor like this of a knight is beyond anything I've ever thought that I would receive. To be honest, a young boy from the east to end of London, born in Leightonstone, and here at Windsor Castle being honored by his majesty of the king, the most important and most respected institution in the world. It's quite a moment. and the Victoria made the suit that he wore to accept the honor because you know she's a clothing designer.

Are you done? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's more. His parents were in attendance. It's really cute. I could not love these two more. And a fun fact about David Beckham is he's obsessed with the royal family, like when Queen Elizabeth most recently died.

You know, a part of the ceremony in the UK is they put her coffin like in a big palace and people come from all over the world. They wait in line. He literally, and you know he could have cut the line. He waited in line for seven. hours just to literally stand by her coffin and pay his respects and like bow and leave there were pictures of him people being like is that David Beckham seven so this must be the biggest fucking deal so then it's really nice that he got it because what I was going to say first of all David Beckham big fan and also

big time Jew Jewish King yes yes he's so proud he's so proud and we love like accomplished great non-controversial proud Jews we also don't have like a lot of athletes no so to have like a big time athlete that's huge for us huge for us we have lots of like writers and comedians and So many writers. But not a lot of athletes. Not a lot of athletes. That's huge. And, you know, I was going to say that I just feel like sometimes they just like knights.

Like, I don't know why they're knighting random people. Like sometimes like... Oh, that's actually funny. I don't agree. I feel like they... It's not something, yeah, sometimes like you can get it. And then it's like everyone's... I just don't know why.

Like, and I love Elton John. Oh, I know why. Why? Because, like, he's... He makes Britain look good. He's, like, made his people proud. Like, people who go out and accomplish... great things in their field like music, like sports.

Yeah, you, you deserve it. Dame Judy Dench, like, people, Dame Maggie Smith. Sure, sure. I feel like the people that I know in Hollywood, like who have gotten it, are great representation of the British people. Got it. I didn't even know that Elton John was British. I don't know where the fuck I thought he was from,

but now that makes sense. Okay, like seriously, you really are not okay. You're not okay. You're not okay. But now that makes sense. Okay, so they're proud members. They're proud of the people. and so they knighted them.

That makes sense. And David Beckham makes sense. Yeah, he's from the UK. I just wanted to make sure. I'm like, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's born in the UK. Oh, wow, you really like, you didn't even know. No, I did.

I saw the movie, but I was like, wait, just like 100% yeah? Yeah. Did you see the movie? Rocket Man? I think so. I think I saw it with you. I remember I think I saw it with Olivia. Were you with...

Then I don't think I saw it with you. Did you see it though? You would love it. I think so. I feel like you saw it with your... Rockin Man. Nobody loves Elson John more than your dad. A rocket man.

And I think it's going to be a long, long time. So touchdown brings me around. What's your favorite Elton John song? There are so many good ones. Benny and the Jets. Like. Benny and the Jets. I used to call Ben.

Bum, boom, bum. Bum. Bum. What's another one? There's so many. Rocket Man. I'm still standing better than I. Oh, I knew that because last night

we were literally watching dancing with the stars. And I was like, this is sing. Yeah, this is from Sing too. I don't know that as Elton John. I know that is sing. He has a million songs. You should watch a movie.

He does. He does have a million songs. It's funny that I haven't seen that, but I saw Dylan. Yeah, me and Ben saw. What was the movie called? The Bob Dylan. The Bob Dylan show.

It was called like... Dylan... No, it had a weird one, like beautiful things or... A beautiful mind. No. That's like a Holocaust movie. Oh, my bad. Let me just double check.

Dylan's... What was it called? Oh, it was one of his songs. Oh, I remember it. Do you want to know? Yeah. A complete unknown. What the fuck?

Terrible name. That said, Timothy Shalameh. What a guy. Can we just go back to David Beckham really quickly? I'm really happy for him. Like, I'm obsessed with these two. I feel like obviously they've been famous. I'm really happy for him.

For their whole lives. And globally, like, super famous. But I do you feel like they've entered into an error recently after his documentary, like, really leveled them up. They're so a list. I feel like I put them now on the same level as like, people are going to think I'm crazy. But like, Megan Markle.

and Prince Harry in terms of fame. The Obama's like, they're so up there. Did you see the video? Did you guys already talk about it? We talked about it yesterday. Who was my host yesterday? Strecker? Oh, streck.

No, no, it was two days ago. Zandra. I feel like she wasn't really like super into Royals. Megan Markle celebrating the World Series was the single worst video I've ever seen in my life. I agree. I actually wanted to jump off a bridge.

Like I watched it and I'm like, oh, Harry like needs a divorce today. Okay, so you know what? I'm actually going to switch our next story because it was Chris Martin and Sophie Turner dating, but we had like already spoken about it. So there's just, new story in page six. Now, I can tell

if page six just hates Megan Markle. So you have to take everything they say with like a grain of salt. But it says, like a source says that Hollywood has really soured on Prince Harry and Megan Markle. Like they've lost a lot of their good faith. So Hollywood source tells page six that when it comes to Megan and Harry, quote, there is not only no appetite left for them in LA, but they've

also warned through any goodwill that they had. Another source tells them that people are sick of them. Their act has gotten stale. Netflix recently downgraded their deal with the high profile pair of the couple had originally signed a $100 million dollar multi-year deal, which was just renewed as a first look deal. The source obviously fucking hates Megan and Harry saying they're just hopeless in professional

settings. She also recently lost her publicist and it's like the third publicist in a row. There's a lot of rumors about them and I do feel like they're overblown, but I do think there's something really sinister like behind the scenes there. I don't really like that they're grouped. Oh, because who do you think is worse? A hundred percent, Megan. Oh, I'm 100% Harry's worse.

I just don't think that. Harry wants what is currently happening. Oh, I disagree. You think that he wants fame. Oh, yeah. But you have to keep in mind, let me tell you, you have to keep in mind

that he has lived his whole life in the shadow of his brother. He's been called, his memoir was called spare. You have an heir and a spare. He's been like this sort of throwaway brother. He's been like dying for attention his whole life. He went to Vegas and dressed up as a Nazi.

Like he just wanted eyes on him. And now that he's out from the shadow of his brother and came to America as this hero, being like the bad royal family. I think he has like, this is the life. Yeah, she wanted to. to be an actress. Well, that's a great question.

They've signed all these deals and they don't fulfill these deals. So they had a Netflix deal, they had a Spotify deal. He's like in this company with Oprah. I was like a mental health specialist. Like they sign on to all these projects and they do not fulfill them. He also got a three book deal with like a big book publisher. The first one came out. It was actually super popular because it was like this crazy tell all about the royal family.

And of course, people love to know about the royal family. Beyond that, I don't know what more he has to say, but he does have more books in the pipeline. I think he like really wants to be famous. Yeah. I think she does too, but like in a more, who doesn't want to be famous? You know, like in a more swirly type of way? I guess.

I don't know. I don't know if I'm right though. I don't know if I'm right. I can only, I can only judge based on what I've seen. And what I've seen, first of all, Megan Markle in suits was fantastic. We loved suits.

And I also feel like I'm biased because I recently watched suits and I really changed to how I see her. I thought she was like super beautiful, talented, amazing. She was. But this show, her cooking show. Oh, well, yeah, let's talk about. about that is really um you loved her jam her jam was delicious like you said it was the best thing you ever ate and it was like somehow not so insanely caloric there wasn't so much sugar in it it was like a clean

apricot jam that was delicious that her PR company sent so kudos to her her PR company sent to you yeah you acting like you at PR come down okay you're right you're right yeah um and so yeah she can make or works with the team that makes a good product for sure. The show was just so disingenuous. That's the running theme with all of their projects. The show was so, like, I don't believe you. I'm sorry, I don't believe you that you are making a homemade potpourri.

Like, or that you are tie-dying t-shirts. Yeah, that was scarves, scarves. Like, what are you even doing? Yeah. Like, it's so, it's so simple, like, just you're royal or royal adjacent or royal, right? do cool shit. Like be like the... No, and they got these huge deals

with Spotify, with Netflix, and it would have been great if what they put out was Pargy, right? Like a Megan Markle cooking show, like you're royal, you have lived in this huge farm in Montecito. It was pargy. Like, it was filmed.

Well done. It was well done. It's just like, I didn't believe her. I didn't believe anything that she was doing. So she's had like a couple of podcast deals.

And so I understand what this article is saying. Like, this is what the source says. They're just hopeless in professional settings. We're told Harry even showed up late to a Netflix meeting, then asked an executive to get him a cup of hot chocolate, which is apparently his go-to beverage of choice.

This story echoes a similar claim made by a Spotify employee who told Vanity Fair that Harry asked for the same drink, but there was none in the office, so employees scrambled to obtain some. All right, well. And by the way, that has, one, it's not a big deal, okay? Like, hot chocolate is delicious. Two, that's on Spotify employees for not saying we don't have hot chocolate. And not only that, like, if you have a prince coming, like find out what he likes to drink

and have it. 100%. The report also claimed, wait, this is really interesting, that an idea was pitched to Harry. What if you reviewed a hot chocolate every week while chatting with a different friend, which Harry and his team considered, but then rejected. By the way, great idea. Oh, my God, I think that's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Coffee's like, coffees and cars.

Yeah, right. But his could be hot chocolate. And we can bring back, what's our favorite low calorie hot chocolate that nobody drinks anymore? Swiss. It could be sponsored by Swiss. The pair had reportedly signed a three-year, $20 million deal with Spotify. It ended in 2023 after one season of her show archetypes. And then she had a podcast called Confessions of a Female Founder with Lemonada,

which ran from April to June of 2025. Yeah, her podcast and career was not good. I don't know. I think it's her. I really do. She's a hardworking girl, though. Like she, like, you know, got herself on a TV show. I don't think that she's not hardworking.

I never said that. I just think that, like, the stuff that she puts out is just, like, it's just weird. I just don't like any of it. You know, this report says, like, she controls everything. She thinks she's smarter than everyone. She's dismissive. And yes, there was like a lot of news recently about her. I'm having a stroke.

Yeah, she lost another publicist. People from her, people who work from her, like run from her. I don't know. I don't know. I just feel like it's a lie. And I'm just like not buying it. I hate him. Like that's, one of my fatal flaws is like I am intent on seeing the worst in Prince Harry.

Like I just think he's fucking evil. I do. I'm sure that he's just like a very. very normal. I don't think so. I think he's like a normal person. I don't think so. Our next story is something I literally would have never chosen.

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Ready. Like, chosen just for you. Yes. Oreo has unveiled their Thanksgiving dinner cookies. So here are the flavors. Ready? Turkey and stuffing. What the fuck?

And creamed corn. Ooh. Whoa. Wait, are you sure this isn't like an April Fool? I'm positive. Oreo Thanksgiving dinner inspired cookies are available in dessert inspired flavors like apple caramel. Not to be confused, but the previously released caramel.

Apple caramel is obviously delicious. And pumpkin pie, which is not the first. pumpkin spice it's a pumpkin pie but the snake's snack the snack brand revealed their brand new thanksgiving dinner inspired cookies yesterday the cookie sandwiches are each coated in fudge but here's where the thanksgiving flavors come in the fudge is infused with the flavors of six different turkey day dishes so this is a little bit confusing but they're selling it in a limited edition oreo like tin it's like a big tin Oreo and then there are two of each flavor in the package it's $20 it's a pretty good it's like a high

holiday thing that you can send to someone. Oh, nice. Yeah, the flavors sound like really unique. Cream corn is dunked in a bright yellow fudge with a light yellow drizzle while the turkey and stuffing cookie is brown. I don't know. I, like, I feel conflicted because I say like Oreo, you're a perfect cookie. Leave it be. Just make Oreo. But then, you know, they release golden Oreo. And I think golden Oreo is better than regular Oreo. And then they release the thinnies and you're like, They're just called the thins, but okay. They're delicious, these thinnies. They're just called the thins.

The thinnies are the turkey slices that you like. If you turn the knob, it tightens it. You see that? Don't wait, don't wait. Okay. It was the perfect cookie. The thin is my favorite these days. Look, here's what.

The thin is like a cracker. I could eat a whole slave, especially breastfeeding. I could eat a whole pack of Oreo thins, golden or regular, in about 30 minutes. Yeah. Here's what I think about these cookies. First and foremost, this is wonderful marketing. by Oreo. You're talking about Oreo. They don't care about this, the Thanksgiving thing. We're just lifting the whole brand, right? Wonderful marketing. Corn is wonderful in sweet and

savory settings. I can easily see a creamed corn. Think of a corn bread. Yeah, corn muffin. Yeah, no, corn is extremely versatile. Corn is extremely versatile. Turkey is not. I will not, I have no interest in a turkey and stuffing chocolate covered Oreo. It sounds absolutely revolting. Yeah. And I don't need it. I think we need to order it and do a patron. taste test. We should have them send it to us. Oh, I could order it.

It's $20. Yeah, you can send it to me. Oh, yeah, because Ben's like a very influential food. Yeah, so it's my P.O. Okay, P.O. Box.

You don't even have the P. Then's my P. I just want to say these look disgusting. Yeah, they do. And I have a very hot take. Please. It's like a regular Oreos are very commonly sold now at like, you know, different fancy food stores,

dipped in chocolate and it's like this big, like, I don't like it. It's not that it's bad. Oh. Oh, you don't like the chocolate covered Oreo. It's fine, but it's become so popular. It's too much. Yeah, look, people started dipping, people started frying.

People started taking the Oreo. Okay, take it back. Fried Oreos are fucking amazing. I'm not disagreeing that they are amazing. I'm just saying there are a lot. Yeah, but I'm like an Oreo stand. Like my favorite types of ice cream is cooking and cream. I love chopped up Oreos.

I love Oreos. So I'm not saying this with love in my heart. I actually don't know now that I'm thinking about it. I don't know if anybody loves Oreos more than you. Golden Oreas are like my fucking favorite. No, it's not even that way. Like when you get any kind of ice cream, you want chocolate crunches, which are just broken up Oreos. And a lot of people don't realize that Oreo actually has sunflower lecithin in it, which is great for breastfeeding mamas.

It helps with supply. And did you know, they're parv? They're parv, yes, which means non-dairy. So they're kosher too. They're really just nothing. Yeah. No, they're fucking amazing. They're really just 100% chemicals.

Like, what the hell is in an Oreo if it's parv? Okay, voice crack. Barv. You know, it's a good question. Like, the fact that they're parv is great, but that means that they're non-dairy. What's the cream? What's in it? Yeah, it's a little.

I don't want to know. Some or less than. Send it to me. I don't want to know. Today's, uh, fit and final story is a little Dancing with the Stars. Recap. Spoiler alert.

Danielle Fisiel went home to Panga, Ben's girlfriend. And Patriots is reporting that her boy meets world co-stars think the judges have a personal vendetta against her. So Danielle Fischel's Boy Meast World's co-stars think Dancing with the Stars judges have a personal vendetta against her. Ryder Strong admitted on Saturday's episode of the Pod Meets World podcast in regards to watching the judges score her performances. I held back anger.

I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt. At this point, it's starting to feel like a personal vendetta. Are you guys open to the potential that Danielle might be working her ass off? So I actually... It has nothing to do with working her ass off. Her dance was bad. Yeah, so I just feel like that podcast was before she went home. And I think he's probably even more enraged now that she did go home.

And I feel like I'm actually extremely unbiased when it comes to dancing with the stars, with the exception of Andy. Like, I don't have any horse in the race. And I just feel like it's like, Danielle's time. Like, that's it. Yeah. I have a couple of things to say here.

First of all, Topanga was just like the heartthrob of the generation. You love her. I loved her, certainly. You don't love her anymore? No. She seems wonderful. That said she looks like our pediatrician.

I said that on the toe. She looks like Dr. Prylush. And it was her time. Yeah, I agree. Her dance is bad. Oh, yeah. It was bad. This is a very clearly a two horse race.

Who would you think the horses are? The horse is Alex and the horse is Whitney. Oh, wow, I agree. I know that you probably like Crocodile Dundee. Well, people love Robert Irwin. He seems wonderful, by the way. He's a very good dancer. And he just, like, he's a star.

I, like, would agree, except that Jordan Childs is, like, really stepping her pussy up. So, like, I think you're scooting past her. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I think that Whitney and Alex are just amazing dancers. No, Alex has really, in the last, like, two weeks. crushed it. Oh my God. Last night's dance was amazing.

And it's so clear how hard she works. What is up with flavor, Flav? Like, I actually, I like that they brought in a judge who wasn't so serious. Like, people take this show so fucking seriously. Like,

it's actually annoying. Like, whenever we give critiques, people like, well, you don't understand the jive. Okay, yeah, I don't understand that I watched something

that I thought was good. Like, it looked good. Yeah. So it's nice that he brought, like, a sense of levity. But, like, him giving, like, Andy a nine or an eight,

and then Alex a nine. Like, I hate that his vote, Joe voting and judging, like, really made no sense. Having said that, like, he brought levity and it was fun and fresh and whatever, but, like, Alex was very close to being the first person to get a completely perfect score, a 40 out of 40, and she got a 39. He had said in an interview afterwards, he meant to give her a 10, and then they wouldn't let him change it.

So, yeah, but that's, like, annoying for Alex, but I do believe she's, when we first started, it was, like, very clear that Whitney was going to win, and I feel like Alex sort of was, like, hold my beer. I think Alex really could and kind of should win. She works so hard. That's the thing. Like Whitney does have professional dance background. So I don't know if necessarily Whitney's getting that much better.

Like she was already at the top. Yeah. She's kids, right? No, it's insane. No, like Alex has made this. It's very, very clear. Her full-time job, 100% of her personality. Committed with Val in that room.

He gave her a very inappropriate smooch last night. On the forehead. Yes, that was weird. Give her a very inappropriate smooch. Mm-hmm. And it seems that the two are thickest thieves And they are in it to win it. Yeah, like she's really like new to the dance world.

I know she like danced a little bit, but in terms of like ballroom technique and stuff And I feel like she's the perfect, like they should have her win Because she's really with the show embodies. Whitney who like is like a professional dancer Winning is like, no, you're supposed to be a star before you're a dancer.

And she's like a great guest judge. That would be really fun. I agree. I would be like very Bruno. I give him a nine. And I want to talk about Andy. Oh, it's super Hitler of me. I didn't mean to do that.

That was very Hitler-coded. I want to talk about Andy really quickly, okay? Yeah, but can I, before you go into it, let me just say. Andy should not be on the show anymore. Andy is a really nice guy. I see a lot of myself in him when I saw his outfit last night. It was like, oh, that looks like me. Five drinks deep.

At a wedding. At a wedding. At a wedding. Where I've untucked my shirt and taken off my bow tie. I'm just like dancing and sweaty. But you've platformed him a little bit too hard. And I think that people are voting for him because you told them to. Oh, wow.

And in the end of the day, the only argument for Danielle Fischel is that she should not have gone home before Andy. So I have been like an Andy defender because every week while he's certainly not the best dancer, I feel as though he's brought something to the dance whether it was endearing like I thought it was sweet or whether it was funny like he made me laugh.

And last night was the first time he danced where I was like, okay, you've actually given me nothing and all I see is your mistakes and all I see is your inability to keep up. So I thought that last night was an appropriate time for him to go home. Up until that point, And I thought there were people who just did less.

And I know people didn't agree with me, but he was bringing something. This is a TV show. He was entertaining me. And last night, I was like, okay, he can definitely go home. Danielle Fisher going home before him, this is what Jackie and I keep saying. Like, it doesn't matter.

Like, Andy's not going to win and Danielle's not going to win. It was one of them going home first. So the fact that it was in. Now, now Andy will go home. There's no, now if he doesn't go home, I will think that it's weird. The way people every week is like, well, it's weird that Andy hasn't got home.

I haven't agreed. Now starting. no one needs to go home besides him. Agreed. And I appreciate you blaming me. It's your fault. That's really sweet of you. It's not.

But it's time. It's time. It's time for Andy to go home. Yeah. To his kids. Yeah. Because him and what's her name are getting a little bit too close. Emma?

Yeah. I don't think so. I think it's much more of like a paternal daughter. Daughterly. Nothing's paternal to a man. She's dating Alan. Okay. Do you know who that is?

I do. All I know is I don't know what Andy's thinking. Just saying. What are you talking about? Just saying. Okay. That's Ritzy with the Stars recap. I am like now we're getting to the point where we're like thinning the herd.

I think once we get to like five or six people, Jordan, Whitney, because it's top four. Right now my top four are Alex, Jordan, Whitney, Robert Irwin. I also, sorry. I'm not a fan of Dylan Ephron. I don't think, I think he'll go home soon too. Agreed. and Andy should have gone home before Jen. Jen was a good dancer.

Yeah, I agree. She worked hard. I agree. And if we're doing this on hard work and improvement, she was postpartum. Yep. And she deserved to go further. I completely agree.

Although Jackie's take on it and I just don't disagree with it is like, I do think it was kind of a kind thing to let her go. I think this was a really difficult experience for her. That's being away from her kids, breastfeeding full time. So true. Being so freshly postpartum. I think it's hard on her body physically and her mind. And you're right.

She wasn't going to win. So it was kind. Let her go. Yeah. I think it was the kind thing to do. Who was the worst contestant on dancing with the stars this year? Who was it? Who was?

Define worst. Like, in a technical sense, it's Andy. Who annoyed you the most? No, like, you... Oh, Lauren Hareghi. Got it. Baron Davis wasn't great. Like, I forgot.

We've literally the show's been on for three months already. Yeah, Baron Davis was bad. I was not a Hilaria fan. Oh. I'm just not an Illaria fan either because, like, she's so crazy. But in terms of dance, She was very good. She was a fine dancer.

And she went home because people just don't like her. She was a fine dancer. And that's a thing. And that's what I'm worried about. People really don't like Whitney. Like when I go to Twitter and like see, they're like, I can't leave Whitney. He didn't go home last night. I'm like, what are you talking about?

She's the best dancer on TV. And so I do think that the fan votes actually have like a lot of sway. And people really don't like Whitney. I don't know why. If the fan votes have a lot of sway, Alex Earl will win. Yeah. She already won. Agreed.

A great. And I would be, I would be very happy. I think she deserves to win. She's my winner right now. has been amazing. Agreed. It's been like really cool to see someone from TikTok.

Like crush it. Yeah. Like that's our peeps. Content creator. CC. Podcaster. C.C. Guys,

give it up for Ben. He'll probably be, um, back because I'm in Florida and like it's literally gonna be him. He'll do it tomorrow. Him and Olivia in rotation. No,

I have someone tomorrow joining me. So maybe Friday. No, I have someone Friday. But next week. So I'll be back. You'll be back next week. Okay, cool.

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