The Toast - Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Good morning, millennials and welcome back to the toast.
Happy Friday.
That so doesn't feel like a Friday.
You guys, it's the last day of the week.
Obviously we're rejoicing.
We're really grateful.
However, so much is happening.
So much is happening.
So much has happened.
It is a Friday.
So much will happen.
And so many ways it does feel like a Friday
because it's a celebration that we're together,
that we're in this pargy professional studio.
So let's talk about something.
We need to talk about the studio in the room.
We need to talk about how mostly everybody listens
to the show on their podcast platforms.
And normally we would never discourage anybody
from supporting us and our work
and putting money in our pockets.
We love you so much.
Having said that, I implore you
to head over to YouTube today.
Jackie, this was all Jackie's idea.
I'm in Miami for a wedding.
Obviously Jackie lives in Florida.
And she was like, what if we get a studio?
And I was like, this bitch is like always doing so much.
Like I'm pregnant, can I just lay at home and podcast?
And she forced us to do it.
And she is a hundred percent right.
We found this pargylicious studio.
Drew is here, he's live switching.
If you're watching on the-
Show him the live switch.
No, no, oh, we're gonna do the switch.
And then also go back to the regular one.
You guys see how we're like, ooh, and we're moving.
You see this like a very slow wave.
Yeah, we're just kind of leveling up.
These other bitches could never.
No, they could never.
It's such a treat for us to be in like
such a professional studio and just sit down
like a bunch of talent.
I commuted to work today.
Me too.
Just like a very regular, but extraordinary day for me.
We're so American.
We're so regular, but extraordinary.
That's John of John for title,
regular but American.
Oh no, we're also regular but extraordinary Americans.
Americans.
It's also just a Friday,
which means we have such a good show.
We have the fast five, we have to catch up.
We have Queenie and Weenie.
And of course, who could forget Southern term recap.
I could forget because after all of the murmurs
that I made about it this week,
I did not watch because I went to sleep early last night,
which I never do because yesterday we had a huge day.
First of all, we recorded at 7 a.m.
and I was up so late at like my big event
that I literally got like five hours of sleep that night
and my cough was keeping me up.
So I was so tired all day yesterday
and I had such a huge day because it was Harry's birthday.
Oh my God, it was Harry's birthday.
So it was just a totally full day.
By the end of the day, I literally went,
got into bed at nine and like went to sleep.
And I was like, Southern charm can wait.
And I know Claudia will barely remember.
And like, no one's waiting for my free cap.
No, it's so funny. Ready?
You think so little of me. I appreciate that.
You watched.
I was getting ready last night.
So I'm here for a wedding.
It was like the first night of the wedding.
The bride is Moroccan.
So last night was like a henna party. It was like very fun. I had like fun glam. So I'm here for a wedding. It was like the first night of the wedding. The bride is Moroccan. So last night was like a henna party.
It was like very fun.
I had like fun glam.
So I'm sitting in glam and I needed to watch something.
So I just put on the TV in the hotel
and I put on Bravo and Southern Charm was on.
Now it wasn't the new episode.
It happened to have been old seasons with Ashley Jacobs.
Oh wow.
And I ended up just watching it
when Shep brought those two girls.
The threesome girls.
That I also had a threesome with
to the party at Patricia's house.
That's what I was watching.
And I actually watched that season live
when it was happening, but it was truly time capsule.
Ashley Jacobs was one of the craziest times of my life.
Yeah, that was a crazy time.
And not us getting the exclusive interview
with Ashley Jacobs.
And Thomas in the stands.
Correct.
Thomas coming to our studio in Long Island City.
Well, now that you guys are on our YouTube channel,
cause you must be watching today's episode on YouTube.
First of all, don't forget to subscribe.
And second of all, feel free after this episode
to go watch Ashley Jacobs sitting on Thomas Ravenel's lap.
Do you want to feel free?
I don't think you should feel free.
Why?
I don't know, it's just like so,
you never encourage anyone to watch an old episode.
I'm not even worried about her, like I'm worried about us.
Of course, no, how fat was I?
I don't even wanna know.
No, and are we like simping?
Like, I just feel like it might.
The amount of hate, when I think of like all the scandals
that we've had like internet cancellations,
we don't even consider the Ashley Jacobs of it all.
We got canceled, not canceled,
but people thought like that there was a conspiracy
amongst us, Thomas and Ashley,
because the only interview she did that entire season
happened to be our random podcast.
And it was just because.
No, she was starting out like in earnest doing interviews.
Right. So she came on the toast and it was really early in the season.
I don't think a lot of people like wanted her on yet, but we're like, yeah, sure.
Yeah. Southern Charm.
It was a bonus that he came.
We didn't expect him to come.
And then things got bad for them and she stopped doing press.
But I think she had intended to do a lot of pressing, just like she
her press tour got cut short.
Yeah. And she was an early cast member.
And in those early days, like you go on.
I mean, we've always been the biggest show
in our hearts and minds.
We have always been the biggest show on the internet.
But I think then it was like, you know,
she wasn't doing E News yet, but the toast.
We were just like both the right size at the right time.
So there's your Southern term recap.
There's your Southern term recap.
I didn't watch, but I got like a full night's sleep.
I woke up on my own so early way before my alarm
to get ready for my big day in the city.
And I'm just such a city slicker today,
like commuting to work with my coffee, with my bag.
Jackie keeps acting like she grew up in Boise.
She's in the studio.
She's like, yeah, big city slicker.
It's like you literally grew up in Manhattan.
No, I know, but you know I like to like make a big deal
out of small things.
Of course. No, that's so not you.
No, and I just like to give every day
like its own exciting brand. Like today's my city slicker day. make a big deal out of small things. No, that's so not you. No, and I just like to give every day
like its own exciting brand.
Like today's my city slicker day.
Okay, ready?
Speaking of making small things.
No, what did you say?
Big deal out of small things.
I have news.
You're wearing a dress?
I am wearing a dress
because this dress is all that fits me right now.
I'm with child so everybody can eat my ass, but no.
It's about my child. It's huge news. You guys, my ass, but no. I have, it's about my child.
It's huge news.
You guys, I already know that's why it's like not news to me
but I'm gonna like still act like I don't.
I've been really, yesterday,
after we recorded yesterday's episode,
the second we stopped,
Dr. Fox detected me, my glucose results.
Now I could have shared them on social media
but I thought we're family here, save it for the show.
And there's been a lot of speculation
about whether or not Turdy tested positive
for gestational diabetes.
Was she GD Alladin or GD Alladin?
And the answer is I am GD Alladin.
I am not having to take the three hour test yet.
I passed my glucose test.
I'm so skinny.
Like he basically, this is what Dr. Fox said
when he texted me, he said glucose.
Who is she?
You passed, you're slightly anemic.
So what I heard.
So he called you skinny.
You are so skinny.
Frail.
You are suffering malnourishment from how skinny you are.
You have no food in your body, your skin and bones,
and we are worried about you at this office.
That's what I heard Dr. Fox say.
That's what he said.
Yeah, he said slightly anemic.
So it's giving slim.
Mm-hmm, it is.
It's giving clean bill of health, TGTGBH, God willing.
And yeah, so I don't have to suffer that three hour test.
I don't have to drink that thing ever again
until the next time.
Even though she liked it a little too much.
Yeah, but it just kind of,
it wasn't the news I was expecting.
I just, I kind of, I kind of just felt like my fate
was to have gestational diabetes.
Do you know what I mean?
I'm like almost a little disappointed.
I think it would just been like too.
Too much content.
Yeah, no, I didn't see that for you.
And you have made a lot of it now that I think about it.
Yeah, well, everybody really hypes up that glucose test.
So I like made it my whole personality.
I mean like a thousand TikToks about it.
People being like,
are you really making this your personality?
Well, I was made to think it was a big deal.
It kind of isn't.
Yeah, and now I hear like it's optional.
What?
You know, like some people are like,
I'm not doing that.
I'm not drinking that.
Oh, you're friends without electricity,
like you're granola friends? No, by the way, I don't have a. I'm not drinking that. Oh, you're friends without electricity, like you're granola friends?
No, by the way, I don't have a friend
who's not taking the test.
It's more so like things I've seen on the internet,
like man, people being like, by the way,
do you know like you don't have to do that?
No, I didn't know that.
Well, I did hear actually,
we got some really interesting feedback
from yesterday's episode about some of our crunchier girls
who didn't wanna do the drink.
And there are other options.
That's what we said.
You can, but no, not like, you know.
Gatorade. No, a Snickers. Even though I but no, not like, you know. Gatorade.
No, a Snickers.
Even though I feel like a Snickers
is just as unhealthy as that drink.
Yeah, I wonder what Dr. Fox would say
if you said I don't wanna do the test.
The thing about Dr. Fox is like-
He's very understanding.
He is, but I also don't question him,
like whatever he says.
Yeah, no, but I just wonder like what he would say.
Would he say you have to do it?
What would he say?
I don't know.
What would the fox say?
What does the fox say?
I had just written a couple of things down
I wanted to share.
Okay.
Also, first of all, happy Valentine's day.
Oh my God, happy V-Day to you as well.
And it begs a question.
Will you be mine?
I am yours.
I will forever be yours.
And today, especially I am yours.
I'm yours.
I love that.
Yeah, it's really beautiful
that we're spending Valentine's Day together.
My driver driving me down here, he was like,
oh, are you having like a big Valentine's Day dinner
with your family?
And I was like, no, like why would you say that?
And I'm like, oh, it's Valentine's Day, that's why.
That's why you would say that.
I knew consciously, subconsciously it was Valentine's day,
but I didn't wake up and think it's coronation day
until I got this really, really beautiful text
from my husband who left the house at six a.m. to go golf.
Zach and I have yet to acknowledge that it's Valentine's day.
I feel like he forgot, and I feel like because
I've so lowered the bar over the years on gifts,
those things don't matter to me as much anymore.
I feel like he thinks I don't need flowers.
I don't know if he got me flowers.
He needed to have gotten me flowers.
I don't want to rub it in,
but I got this text from my husband
that kind of is gonna put all these other bitches
to shame, ready?
Are you gonna read it out loud?
Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel, I love you.
Game Tunes.
It's obviously a time bomb.
It was so funny.
Happy Game Toons Day, Angel.
I love you.
I said, Game Toons.
He said Valentine's Day, LOL.
I really thought you were... And I hate to brag, you know, I hate to brag. I think you were about to read something sappy and I was like, wow, she's got the best of
you.
She's setting up a joke.
Like I was, I wanted you to think.
Oh my God.
I was like, ever since she got some validation about her Jay Shetty clip about her relationship
with Ben, she's like bringing more of that energy to the show. Happy Game Tunes Day to you.
Happy Game Tunes Day.
Oh my God.
Dirty, that's beautiful.
So I just wanted to.
What a beauty.
I wanna love like all the other guys.
I'm crying.
Get you a man who wishes you a happy game tunes day.
By the way, remember when Jeff Bezos' texts got leaked
and all the toasters like recreated his text messages.
Text your man happy game tunes day
and let us know what he says.
Well, at least you've got wished a happy game tunes day.
Right.
Because my husband and I,
we haven't actually exchanged pleasantries yet,
but we were also like on different tracks this morning.
We haven't looked each other in the eye yet.
So let's see.
I think I'm gonna leave it to him to wait to see
when he's gonna acknowledge that it's Valentine's Day.
And it doesn't matter to me so much,
but now I'm curious, does he remember?
Will I be getting flowers?
And I'll know if they were ones that were ordered.
Or picked up from Publix.
He loves that.
Yeah.
He loves, and you know what?
Like I've like clowned on him for like getting me flowers
from the grocery store, but like they're nice.
They are nice by the way.
But there's something about like, you know,
ordering something a few days before.
From a florist.
A little preparation.
I don't think I'm getting a gift because like,
usually we would discuss such a thing,
but a flower would be nice.
Yeah, I did get flowers.
They're in my hotel room, not to be like.
Harjie or what, like scale one to 10? Actually, they were arriving as I left, so I didn't actually see nice. Yeah, I did get flowers. They're in my hotel room, not to be like- Pargy or what, like scale one to 10?
Actually, they were arriving as I left,
so I didn't actually see them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And then the other thing I wanted to say,
just like a quick correction from yesterday's episode,
I went on this like whole long diatribe,
maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't,
because my audio fucking sucked yesterday,
I'm really sorry about that,
about how I wanted to make a more conscious effort
to expand our boomer demographic.
And I quickly realized that,
thanks to some of the comments,
I actually was wrong.
I don't want boomers.
We want Gen X.
I got confused between my Gen and my generations.
And I'm not even 100% sure what Gen X is,
but Gen X are like the people that own homes.
Gen X is like above us.
Above Y, we are Y.
Right, and then above X is boom.
Boom.
And the boom like I actually don't think
Gen W?
They would understand us at all.
I think they would like that though.
100% makes them feel young.
It would be like those crazy kids.
What are the stories like by me today?
Like kind of random, just like little anecdotes.
I would say little anecdotes to wrap up the week.
Today is more so about us being together though.
I would say like that's the theme of the day.
Love.
That's kind of the big story.
Game tunes, city slickers,
being in a party new environment.
Extraordinary Americans.
Extraordinary Americans.
And that's all really.
I love your capris.
You say Capri, you're Capri.
I never like, I had an answer
until you asked me that question. You always do that to me
and I'm like now I don't know.
I shouldn't have given you the options. What kind of pants are you wearing?
Capris. Yeah I would say Capri too.
These are Capris and aren't they nice? It's like a trouser Capri.
It's really lovely.
Well because I was coming to the big city so I wanted to wear something nice.
All the way from Boise.
While also we have a day with the kids so then I could take my sweater off. I'm wearing
a t-shirt bodysuit.
Yes I'm so excited after this. Not that I'm rushing through the episode.
I would absolutely never do that.
No, we came all this way to our PNS, Pargy New Studio.
After the Pargy New Studio,
I am spending the day with my family,
which I'm so excited about.
Snitch is in town too.
She's also at the wedding.
So Liv and Jax are just bringing the kids.
We're gonna have lunch.
We're gonna swim.
Like, I'm so excited.
Yeah, so I need my outfit to have some versatility.
Of course, of course.
While also respecting like homage to being in the city.
Right, right, right.
While paying respect to that.
Yeah.
And giving credit where credit is due.
Yeah.
Oh, also I drove on the highway yesterday.
It's beautiful.
I don't know if you heard.
Everyone was kind of talking about it.
Actually, I didn't hear.
I read about it in page six.
Yeah, everyone was talking about it.
And I just have to say, I don't know how people text and drive.
I could barely breathe and drive. I could barely breathe and drive.
I could barely scratch my leg and drive.
When I got on the highway, I was like,
whatever the music is,
I'm not gonna be able to change it for 30 minutes.
Whatever the air conditioning level is at,
I'm not gonna be able to change it.
How are people,
I saw someone texting and driving on the highway.
I'm like, what are you doing?
That's so funny.
I feel that way about picking your nose and driving.
And I'm always seeing people.
I couldn't have taken a hand off the wheel.
Well, of course, then you're losing 50% of your mobility, but also nose picking when
you're an avid nose picker requires deep thought and concentration.
And diligence.
And then also supplies, because once you get the bugger, you need a tissue to rub it into.
And so whenever I see people picking their nose, I'm like, stay away from that driver
because they are reckless.
Or eating.
Oh.
I don't know how people do anything.
People put on their makeup. And drive on the highway. Also, my leg was going to cr Oh. I don't know how people do anything. People put on their makeup.
And drive on the highway.
Also my leg was gonna cramp.
I couldn't, you can't move your foot an inch.
You couldn't reposition on the pedal.
Like, oh my God, it's stressful out here.
I don't know how you guys do it.
Yeah, well us big city slickers.
Does it get easier?
Yes.
Which park gets more comfortable?
Like.
Just like the concept of driving really fast
with like a lot of other cars and never stopping.
Like you just get used to it
and then you can unclench a little bit.
Like I'm sure you were so close to me.
Like shoulders up by your ears.
My hands were like stuck.
White knuckling.
My leg was seriously gonna cramp.
I wouldn't have moved it one inch.
So I think that like conceptually
it gets like less of a big deal
and then you can just kind of relax.
Relax and be myself.
Right.
Well I had to like give myself a lot of pep talks.
Of course my number one thing is like
Margot Washery drove on the highway after like three months of getting her license. I had to like give myself a lot of pep talks. Of course my number one thing is like Margot Washery
drove on the highway after like three months
of getting her license.
I can do this.
Or what about that girl who took herself to Target?
That five year old girl who stole her parents car.
I didn't even think of her.
Constantly must be thinking of her.
My role model.
That was one.
And then I'm like, you know what Jackie,
you like you are an intelligent capable person.
You can do this.
Like you've built a successful business.
You've birthed two children.
What is the highway?
I have sense. You know, I've got my a successful business. You've birthed two children. What is the highway? I have sense.
You know, I've got my eyes open.
I'm very comfortable in my vehicle.
I can do this.
And they did it.
Oh, did you see my henna tattoo?
Do you see it?
No, I don't see it.
Okay, yeah.
It didn't like stick so well.
I think I took it off too soon.
It looks like spray tan that like got stuck.
Okay, yeah.
So I messed it up, but basically-
Looks like Beauty By Beats.
You forgot to wash your hands.
A lot of people don't know,
this is actually my third henna festivity I've been to.
The bride for this wedding is Moroccan,
and so, like, before the wedding,
there's a big celebration where, like,
it's called a henna, but a henna's also a type of tattoo.
I'm not 100% clear.
And then the bride, like, gives out little, like,
like, satin ribbons with, like, a glob of henna in it.
It's supposed to be good luck,
and she like, gave me a blessing, so like, I'm just,
I'm feeling, like, very spiritual and holy at it.
And I know you're like being fun of my tattoo,
but if you want me to like give you a little bit of the-
I'll take some, but you know,
I was feeling spiritual and holy too, like yesterday.
Cause you went to a religious affair
and you were also feeling connected to the Lord.
Yeah, and just the universe and the way things work.
And so I'm glad that we're aligned on that.
That's what you can come to expect here from the show.
Like spirituality, guidance, driving tips,
things of that nature.
Yeah.
Now, I think without further ado,
we can get into the stories because you know,
our family's waiting for us.
Our family is waiting for us.
We only have so much time booked at the PNS.
Yeah, but like I want to buy this place like and live here.
Yeah.
This is so party.
It really is.
And you know what, you know what,
whenever we talk about how ever since we went remote,
whenever we podcast in person, we like feel weird.
Not today.
I don't feel weird.
No.
It's the vibes in the studio.
Yeah.
It's the lighting or something, I'm not sure.
Yeah.
So.
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Thank you Jackie for letting me borrow your iPad.
Thank you. I want a free deterred.
Well, that's a huge movement online right now. Free Tert.
Free Tert.
Yeah. So we'll work on that.
Our first story, Jason Kelsey.
It's been a very Kelsey week.
Okay. Just accepted.
Okay. It was a super bowl.
Jason Kelsey and Kylie Kelsey podcasted together
for her podcast not gonna lie.
It was a little Valentine's Day special.
A little what?
A little gay tunes day special between the two of them.
They broke down the key to keeping the spark alive while raising young kids.
Okay, what's the key?
So the pair discussed the dangers of falling into the whole mom and dad routine
in Friday's episode of not gonna lie.
Jason acknowledged that every couple raising young children
struggles with that dynamic
from time to time.
They are so real.
When Kylie said-
They are so real.
When Kylie said, quote,
always dating your spouse helps,
he agreed saying, it reminds you to spend time
and take the time to do things with that person.
And that can get lost very easily, especially with kids.
They said they're in that phase of their life.
Obviously their main focus right now is the kids,
but getting that rare moment to enjoy time together
is even more special in this time.
So go out on a date.
Honestly, like I know I'm gonna roll my eyes,
but like that's good advice and like, I don't do it.
Yeah, no, I do kind of like hate though that,
they didn't coin this phrase,
like people say it all the time,
do you should always be dating your husband.
You never stop dating. And it's like, well, I'm husband never stop dating and it's like well i'm tired so no and it's like okay
logistically speaking like when we finally get the kids down like i'm bone tired and now i'm
gonna go out to dinner i guess you could go out to dinner before they go down and like get a couple
hours back i don't know it's just exhausting no and this is like a lot of internet talk people
are always like keeping the romance alive while you have young kids and a lot and this is like a lot of internet talk. People are always like keeping the romance live while you have young kids.
And a lot of this is like a little impractical
for regular folk.
Just because by the end of the day,
like my idea of a good time is relaxing.
Right.
We could relax together, sure,
but like we're not gonna go dating.
And I think Dan and Shay said it best when they said,
we should be alone together.
Like that's the vibe more.
I agree, but this is good advice.
Zach and I are going to go on a date this week
because this is like a game tunes.
It's game tunes day.
It's our anniversary.
And then it's always nice to like celebrate a kid's birthday
cause it is a milestone for the two of us.
So this week, historically we've always done something.
It's your annual date.
He's our annual date.
And his birthday cause he does like to go out.
I mean, but for him, he would love to go to the movies.
Like that's not dating.
We're not talking.
No, but you will talk on the way there.
That's not a date, but you go to the movies
like on his birthday.
Yeah.
That's not Valentine's day.
No, no, no.
And that's not my idea of a great time.
So it has to be more 50 50, but on his birthday,
it's like, what do you want to do?
Of course we're headed to the movies using
our secret tanning gift.
Our annual date is coming up, which is great because-
Wow, what are you gonna wear?
Ooh, I don't know, I've been shopping a lot,
but I feel like I've really been hungry.
Like I want a meal, and because I've been sick
with long COVID, it's like if I don't-
Is it going by the way?
It's getting better, I took so many vitamins last night.
I don't know if you saw like our listeners
kind of are doubting that you have long COVID.
They say you're faking it and that you just had the flu
and you need to like sit down.
First of all-
And who are they to like deny your diagnosis?
Yeah, like the erasure of long COVID.
It's disgusting.
It makes me sick.
Like it's going on nine days now, okay?
Like you try it.
You try having long COVID for a day.
You try it.
Let alone nine, okay?
So like this is my truth, this is my struggle
and you're not gonna silence me.
And like them doubting long COVID,
like how disgusting and despicable,
who would do such a thing?
Who would do such a thing?
And I'm so glad you have a community
of other really mentally well long COVID sufferers.
Yeah.
And if you've ever ended up on like the side of TikTok
or any social media platform of like long COVID sufferers.
That's where you wanna be.
Who have like had long COVID for like three years.
And at some point it does transition.
It's like a mental illness.
Like it's just like, and they are like afraid.
They like live in tents in their garage
and they like don't go to Thanksgiving.
It is actually one of the craziest places
to be on the internet.
And like you actually feel bad even like laughing
cause it's really not funny.
Like these people are actually sick in the head.
Yeah, it's in the head. Jackie, they sick in the head. Yeah, in the head.
In the head, yeah.
Like they set up tents in their garage
just so they like don't see their kids and husband.
Sounds like a fun date night.
Well, I'm-
Candlelit dinner in the tent in the garage.
I'm pushing past my long COVID by going-
You won't let it stop you.
Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner.
Cause what I was saying, it's like,
because I've had long COVID,
I haven't been cooking as much because I find I don't have the stamina saying, it's like, because I've had long COVID, I haven't been cooking as much
because I find I don't have the stamina.
And it's like, if I don't cook a pargy meal,
like there is not a pargy meal to eat.
Speaking of cooking at the hotel this morning,
I had room service for breakfast.
And I need room service.
Yeah, and it was really good.
And I tried to cover all my food groups,
like something fat, something filling, something healthy.
And so I ordered, it said on the menu,
like homemade chocolate chip muffin.
Wasn't as good as yours?
And I don't know, maybe it's because, yeah,
I just baked a muffin for the first time.
It really was kind of gross.
I mean, that's like, what I've been trying to tell you
is like, there's nothing better than home cooking.
Homemade wares.
But this week I have been craving like restaurant.
I want it all done for me.
Honestly, I blame Ms. Patricia
because ever since her Napoleon party last week,
like I just wanted a big fat meal and I've not been able to get one. Well, we can have one party last week, like I just wanted a big fat meal
and I've not been able to get one.
Well, we can have one after this.
I'm always game for a big fat meal.
I made one last night for dinner.
We had like meatballs, of course, pasta,
fresh basil from Olivia's garden.
So it was a part G meal.
I had a part G meal too.
But I don't feel done.
Cause I was at this event, this henna,
and there was like a lot of like meats
being passed around. Wait, did you go to that event?
I did. I'm like extremely cultured.
People don't realize that about me.
Like that's something that's kind of
slipping through the cracks here is like,
you're-
I know a lot.
I've actually been to Morocco where I attended
a different henna event.
Okay.
You're kind of trans Moroccan.
Definitely.
I'm definitely like feeling my Latin side being in Miami.
And it's been amazing to like see my community
of fellow tostadas. But as a Moroccan in Miami. And it's been amazing to like see my community of fellow tostadas.
But as a Moroccan in Miami.
But as a Moroccan Latina toaster.
Yeah, I just, I feel like it's not driving home enough
for some of you.
Like I am cultured.
Like I know things about other cultures.
Multiple henna's.
Three.
On multiple continents.
And actually one of the henna's I went to
was like a Yemenite henna's.
Like people really think they know me.
And then they're like, they're shocked.
I'm literally an onion.
It's true.
And what I was going to say was I ate so much of Henna.
There was like meats everywhere.
I had three tums in my purse.
And you love like Henna meats.
I love meats, yeah.
Like meat cigars,
which is one of the craziest things about you.
And like I had, do you know what an Arayas is?
I always say it wrong.
It's like a pocket full of meat.
It's so good.
Yeah. Which is just like spiced meat you like.
And now that I'm slightly anemic,
I need to be eating a lot of meat.
Load up, Tertie.
Load it up, yeah.
So also say a great reminder from Jason and Kylie.
Travis.
It's hard not to say Jason and Kelsey.
It's also hard to say Jason and Travis.
I was going Jason and Kelsey, Kylie.
Date your spouse.
And that's the funny thing about names
is like Kylie and Kelsey has the same name as Kylie Jenner,
but they carry them and wear them so differently.
I don't even think of them as having the same name.
Yeah.
But they're spelled exactly the same.
Yeah, that's like other Jackies, other Claudias.
I don't know any other Claudias and I don't care too.
I love being the only Claudia.
And like, if you know me socially and your name is Claudia
and like you think we're like kind of close, like so.
Like we're not.
You'll never get into the inner circle.
But that means.
It's true, change your name.
You wanna be my friend?
Change your name.
Are you ready for our next story?
Miles Teller went on Watch What Happens Live last night.
Of course, though, one night I don't fucking watch.
Wait, Miles Teller went on Watch What Happens Live?
I don't know why I find that so crazy.
He's promoting his new movie with Anya Taylor Joy.
I don't know who he was on with because I didn't watch
and I always watch after Southern Charm.
Did he have the first chair?
He looks to have had the first,
no, it looks like he had the second chair,
so it was a woman.
Okay, I'm gonna go on the rub-out.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I missed this too, because I was actually-
I'm sorry, because I was in the car-
I was at a very cultural event.
I was at a henna, so I missed it.
And I was going to sleep early because I work really hard. And then in I missed this too, because I was actually- I'm sorry, because I was in the car- I was at a very cultural event. I was at a henna, so I missed it. And I was going to sleep early,
because I work really hard.
Right.
And then in the car this morning,
I can't be on my devices, because I'm old.
Okay.
Oh, Anya.
Anya.
Wait, Anya?
Beth Harmon was on my chums.
This is like a huge get for Andy.
Yeah.
I feel like these are two of the biggest stars
to ever be on his show.
Yeah. Well, no, he gets a lot of big stars,
but I just, I do feel like recently,
and also the newsmaking episodes are more so the Bravo
episodes. And so even if he has Diane Sawyer on,
like we don't hear about it because it wasn't after
Southern Charm.
No, but there was like a period where all the big,
the big stars were going on. Like Mariah Carey did a solo
episode. I think Oprah has been on Gaga has been on,
but they've been like very Bravo centric recently.
So this is a huge get.
Yeah, so Miles Teller hilariously called out
Andy Cohen for looking at his crotch
on Watch What Happens Live on Thursday.
As he recalled learning Michael Jackson's
iconic dance moves after a fan called into
the late night show asking about the upcoming
Michael biopic in which Teller plays
entertainment lawyer John Branca.
Okay, I thought you were saying
Miles Teller's playing Michael Jackson.
Actually, just like, I didn't even think about it.
I assumed that he was, and now I realize he's not.
And I want to say something.
What period of Michael's life are they casting?
Because if they're doing a long stretch of time,
they're gonna need two actors.
No, or they will like transform the original actor.
I think it's one actor.
It's definitely like a murky line of like woke-ism.
Yeah, plus you add in all the allegations.
I would maybe skip the biopic entirely.
No, for sure.
I think it's gonna be a tough one to get right.
Who does Miles play?
His entertainment lawyer, John Branca.
But he shared that he's always been a massive fan
of Michael.
He said, I think I learned to do the moonwalk
when I was like 11 and I would grab my crotch as a little fan of Michael. He said, I think I learned to do the moonwalk when I was like 11 and I would grab my crotch
as a little kid.
He said, he said I got in so much trouble in school.
While Cohen was not on camera at the time,
Miles was quick to expose that the host was checking him out
and when he said that.
The thing is, is of course,
like you shouldn't objectify another human being,
but like I can understand Andy in this moment.
Like the hottest man on the planet's on your show
talking about his crotch.
Like you have to just at least-
And it's Andy.
It's a natural instinct just to like look down
really briefly.
Yeah, so Myles said, I saw you look down there,
Andy, you little pervert.
Ooh!
It's a weird story.
It is a weird story.
I need to watch the clip.
Because for me, like it does like highlight something
that always happens on Bravo, which is Andy really objectifying all of the guys,
ignoring all of the girls, of course.
We didn't even know why Taylor was on the show.
Yeah, I was just sitting there like.
And Miles clocked him.
Yeah, the thing about Miles is he's kind of his own man
and he's gonna speak up for himself.
Yeah.
And based on the transcription in this Page Six article,
I can't tell if the vibes were like extremely weird.
Yeah. And he admitted that he did.
Yeah. And that's, I feel like it was funny, but-
It depends how the rest of the episode went,
which I hope to watch one day.
Reading it without emotion.
Yeah.
For the most part,
everybody really gets into the vibes of Watch Rapunzel.
They don't take it too seriously.
The only time I can really think of things going really
poorly was very sadly,
what should have been a hilarious episode,
Titus Andromedon, Titus Burgess on-
Well, there you go.
Yeah, well, there lies the issue.
Titus.
Titus.
Titus from Kimmy Schmidt, his name is Titus in real life.
He was on Watch, Stop, and Slide,
and you could tell he like,
kind of just had like a chip on his shoulder.
I don't know what it was regarding.
And then Andy asked a question that was like a little,
if you know everything about Titus and you're his super fan,
like you should have known like a piece of that information
being like, it's already on Broadway or whatever.
And he like was so offended.
It was like, you did no research
and the whole vibe was so weird.
That's like probably the weirdest episode
of Watch Happens Live in my memory.
Interesting.
But if you're going on, like you know what it is,
I'm sure Kelly was like, Myles, like, this is fun.
Yeah, just like have fun.
Flirty, have a drink.
Lighten up.
Yeah, it's important to have a wife
whose fingers on the pulse of culture
who can explain things to you.
When you're Miles Taylor,
and like the only social media you have is a Twitter account.
Yeah, and that this show is so different
from other shows that he's going on, like GMA, you know.
Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
We're here to have fun.
Camel, yeah.
Yeah, with Gimma Howell.
Jimmy Gimma Howell.
Camel. Jimmy Gimma How're here to have fun. Camel, yeah. Yeah, with Jimmy Howell. Jimmy, Jimmy Howell. Camel.
Jimmy, Jimmy Howell.
Colin.
Colin.
Are you ready for our next story?
What number?
Number three.
Oh yeah.
Selena and Benny are making news today.
The singer has debuted a new song titled,
Scared of Loving You, off her upcoming collaborative album
with her fiance, Benny Blanco.
So like we've been talking about these two
as a couple for a while,
and I actually didn't even think of the remote possibility that he would help her with her fiance, Benny Blanco. So like we've been talking about these two as a couple for a while and I actually didn't even think
of the remote possibility that he would help her
with her music.
And the way I actually liked them as a couple,
I have no problem with them,
but now I think they're an even better couple
because the one thing missing from Selena's
like recent career moves is like good music.
Yeah, but it's like, she hasn't wanted to make music.
But the music she has made.
The last couple. Oh, B she has made? The last couple.
Oh, the bass.
Okay, the last couple have been bad, but like revival.
Did you see Jessica Simpson's really singing music?
I saw and she's putting her whole jussussie into it.
She's putting her symposy into it.
Listen, she is so talented.
She is.
Everyone sleeps on her all of the time.
Super Bowl splix next year, Jessica Simpson.
You know who I was actually thinking
should do the next Super Bowl and it's like,
it's the move, like so cross genre, like for everyone.
Oh, Post Malone.
Yes.
Not only like he's hip hop country pop.
He also has like so many collaborators.
He has real hits.
Real hits, everybody, everyone would be happy
with that choice.
That's so funny, you didn't answer my text yesterday,
but on my flight here, I decided to just like watch a ton
of Super Bowl performances.
It was like, it came up on my YouTube.
Okay. What was your text?
I sent you a link to the first one Bruno Mars ever did.
Yes. Unbelievable.
I've watched it recently.
Oh my God.
And when I think of Bruno Mars,
I always think of the one of Beyonce and Coldplay.
Even though that was not his, that was Coldplay's.
And Coldplay decided to bring out Beyonce and Bruno.
The 2016 Super Bowl halftime show where Bruno brings out,
oh sorry, he brought out at the very end
Red Hot Chili Peppers, which like was probably
my least favorite part.
Fatal Flaw.
Yeah, but it was, it was unbelievable.
Not only does he sing like nobody's ever sung.
The way he's moving.
He dances like nobody's ever danced.
He plays the drums.
He does it all.
It is so great.
It's so much energy.
And then I watched Gaga, I watched Katy Perry,
I watched the Coldplay Beyonce, Bruno Mars,
when they were just like on this playlist
and I was really enjoying it on the plane.
But we don't talk enough about 2016.
No, it's true.
I'm so sorry.
Like, please don't fire me.
Literally, you're fired.
It's true.
And I feel like we could also come to an agreement
that Bruno Mars could do it every year
and everyone would be happy every year.
And what's wrong with that?
Yeah.
Because even since that time,
there are so many hits of his
that are now like concrete hits.
Cause I think that was before 24 karat magic.
And then I think, yeah, they brought out,
when Coldplay brought out Bruno Mars,
he brought out Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson.
So like 24 karat magic that was during the time,
but he hasn't done it since then.
Apatah, such a Super Bowl song.
Apatah, apatah.
Big Wet and Juicy, that's such a Super Bowl song.
The kids would love it.
Die with a Smile.
Yes, so many collaborators.
So many, I mean, of course,
but also every year after the Super Bowl,
then this rumor starts that like Miley's being tapped
for next year.
It was literally, it was such a big rumor last year.
I thought it was real.
She would be amazing.
Yep.
And I fully endorsed that.
And I just don't think it's remotely true whatsoever.
And like somehow it becomes a rumor every year
and it's like not fair to all of us and to her.
Agreed. What was the story here?
I'm sorry.
Like I totally- Selena and Benny.
Oh, right.
So I want to say that a part of,
whenever we're analyzing their relationship, which is a lot,
we don't talk enough about like the potential for her music comeback. And I don't think that's of
great interest to her. Like she crushes it in other, you know, the acting, rare beauty,
but her music has suffered like majorly in the last couple of years. And he is like the
hit maker of Hollywood. So it's kind of like a party duo. I don't think that's why she's dating
him, but I guess I hope that she's, I think what she's doing is really working for her
between acting and rare beauty.
And like, she was never my pop star.
Yeah.
So like, and I feel like based on the documentary,
like every time she's gone into music,
like it's been really bad for her.
It probably would be better with her man by her side,
but it could also ruin the good thing in her life.
I would stay away, but she released a single with him.
I bet it's much better than the stuff she's been putting out.
So for that, like that's a bonus, that's a plus.
Yeah, and it's a collaborative album with him.
So it's like gonna be a lot.
Is he saying?
Well, produce.
Yeah.
She said in the lyrics, she says,
I'm not scared of loving you, I'm just scared of losing you.
Cause how could they love you as much as I do? Oh, happy games day to you.
When I was young, I would love to fast.
Who didn't?
Hope I don't repeat my past.
I love a good rhyme.
Yeah.
You know, I feel like that lyric was inspired by RhymeZone.com.
Yeah, like RhymeZone.com slash fast.
Correct.
Last.
Past.
Past.
like RhymesZone.com slash fast. Correct.
Last.
Last.
Past.
So a stream, new Selina and Benny.
You want to?
We'll see how it is.
This is like a new era.
No, I agree with you that like her current career,
it's funny how so many of the pop girls,
cause I also watched Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance,
which is.
Perfection.
It's perfection.
Like when she gets up on the piano and does
million reasons and everybody has like candles in the air,
it's seriously like, good luck not crying.
But it's so interesting how like so many of the big pop
girlies like left that pop scene to do acting.
Like if I could do either, like I would so want to be
a pop star.
Yeah.
Gaga, Ariana now, Selena, like you could like acting
sounds Miz, honestly.
Like it's so awkward having to like kiss other people
and pretend to be like, my name's Mabel.
No, it's not, it's like it's leading home.
I was like, it just doesn't sound fun.
Whereas being a pop star is a dream.
Yeah.
Like if I could be anything in the world,
I would want to be a pop star.
Yeah, that's when they say like Lady Gaga's always been
one of my favorites and as an actress,
like she just leaves me behind.
She doesn't lose me, but I'm just like, I'm gone.
Yeah, you're not like standing the acting.
Yeah, same even with Kim.
Yes, exactly.
Why people like wanna become actors
who are really successful in other things,
especially like women in Hollywood, I don't get it.
It must be, well, it's different for different people.
But I think it's also something about like living in LA,
actors must just get like,
they must just seem like a different tier.
And you just like wanna be a part of that.
And you're just drinking the Kool-Aid living there.
I do think for Selena, like coming from Disney and everything,
I think acting was always her favorite thing.
So that for Lady Gaga, like don't try and understand what,
she's not doing it to be part of the A-list.
Like she's doing it for the art.
Yeah.
That's so Gaga.
Yeah.
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How our next story, Colleen Hoover is back on Instagram,
deleted all of her pictures with both Blake and Justin.
What does it mean, Turdi?
So I feel like it means she regrets taking Blake's side.
I don't know if that was like her truth at the time,
but I think it's like, it doesn't matter.
It's not worth the backlash.
And also once she stepped in it and like got herself
involved, she's like a major player here.
Like this is her story.
It's her mother's, well, it's inspired by her mother's story,
but it's her book.
So when she took a side, it was like kind of a big deal,
but she received a lot of backlash in the form of like
rumors and gossip about an incident with her son.
Yeah.
So I think that's why she had initially deactivated it.
She took Blake's side and then this had been a story
that would have been like whispered about on the internet.
I had seen it like on TikTok,
but apparently there was an incident with her son.
He was accused of like sexual harassment or sexual assault
and Colleen and her family like obviously, you know,
protected the son and I think kind of maybe
it did something weird.
Like they, and so it's been this,
and she kind of put her and her family
right at the center of this media war
and took Blake's side.
I think she didn't like the feedback she received.
She deactivated her social media.
Now she's back.
She can't really not be on social media.
She's an active part of not only this film,
but like all of her books are currently being made
into different movies with different partners
and different celebrities.
And so she goes to like bookathon.
Like she's a public-
She has books to sell too.
She has books to write.
Right, but it's not even about that anymore.
Like she's a public persona.
Yeah, but she has like a lot of jobs,
a lot of torches in the fire.
I feel a little sorry for her
in thinking about like
what I think must've happened here.
I could see her getting duped by either one of these people.
Like these are big Hollywood stars,
like Colleen Hoover before,
like she's had a lot of writing success,
but like take out the money and stuff.
Like she's just from like a small town.
Like she, this is her first like foray into Hollywood
and she just like gets completely ripped to shreds.
I don't think she really knows how to handle
anything that's happened.
Everyone else is just like very-
Methodical and like everyone using other people as pawns.
She's just like a regular lady.
So even if she took the wrong side,
like we don't know what happened.
Blake Lively seems like, like, you know,
the biggest deal in the world.
And she's like, so like her-
It's easy to get caught up.
And also part of her, what people say
in the way she like manipulates people is like
with her charm and her smile and like, you know,
pretending women empowerment and like, I could see just,
Colleen wasn't ready for any of this.
And so I feel bad for her because no matter how it went down,
like I just feel like she was not one of these types of people.
No, but also when she did get involved,
it was like a part of this big wave of momentum, right?
Everybody was team Blake and then Paul Fiege
and Jenny Slate.
So it was kind of like, it's easy to be,
speak out on someone's behalf when everyone's doing it.
It's not, and so I don't think they foresaw
it turning so quickly back to team Justin
and an anti Blake Colleen rhetoric.
So I think she thought like it was kind of gonna be
the end of it, but it starts.
Yeah, but even if she had like taken Justin side
over the summer when things were going well for Justin,
then like people who were team Blake
might've excavated this story about her son.
Like I just, I feel like no matter what,
like she's caught in the middle of this like really
big bad thing that happened that has like seriously
like disturbed the entire industry.
Yeah.
And no matter what she did, like she's at the center of it
because it's her movie and like everyone's looking to her
to be like, well, what happened on set?
And like, who do you think is right or wrong?
She's just a regular lay person.
She doesn't fucking know.
She doesn't know, she's not in those back room meetings.
Like she doesn't have a real power.
No, she's very much like a front-facing part of this.
Like people, they use her for media and press
and it's like exciting.
She's like a woman's story.
But she doesn't have real input.
Nor does she have like the experience
where the prowess to like see what's going on.
So I just feel like bad for her
because she's in the center no matter how you slice it.
And to get your book made,
she really is like before all this,
I remember they did like a New York Times profile on her
and it was like that particular,
she sold 2 million books.
Like she's such an amazing success
and she's kind of revitalized a stereotypically like,
you know, people never gave romance novels much.
They were never like, you know, in the front of the bookstore.
It was never like sexy.
It was just like, kind of like these things women read
in their spare time.
So she revitalized like an entire different genre.
She really is like a trailblazer.
And now she's just kind of been like,
like it's like a pawn, you know?
Yeah.
And she has so many exciting projects coming up.
Almost all of her books get optioned.
And she's really like a, she's a major success.
And she is like an inspiration.
But now we just think of her as like,
Blake, Claire, and Baldoni.
But I do think there's a lesson here for her.
I feel like she really was involved in this
and like posting on Instagram
about getting this off the ground.
And I do feel like she needs to establish
a production company and take herself out of it a little bit. she really was involved in this and like posting on Instagram about getting this off the ground. And I do feel like she needs to establish
a production company and take herself out of it a little bit
and not be like so arm in arm with the cast
because there's all this stuff that can go down.
And like she needs a little distance.
And I think that that's just like a good thing to do anyway.
Cause she was very much like in the weeds.
Yeah, which was great for PR and great for like,
because the book was really created on social media,
like the hype.
So you can't leave people in the dust.
You have to bring them on that journey with you,
but that's really not stereotypically in the past,
how books get made.
Like you buy a book and the author has no part of any,
any of it.
And that's, you know, hard for them,
but that's what you get when you sell your book.
It's hard for them,
but I think the distance would protect them a little bit.
And I think she needs that.
I agree.
And with all her books being turned into movies,
it's a good lesson to learn.
Yeah, it's just crazy that this is the first one
and like it went so south.
It's so, this whole story is so crazy.
Like this little book that like all the,
like the women for the girlies has turned
into one of the biggest scandals in Hollywood in years.
It's not the biggest of this type.
And the fact that it's the type of scandal
that the things we're talking about
are like sexual harassment, women in the workplace.
And like the book is literally about these things.
It's seriously like, it's like-
It's stranger than fiction.
It's like self-fulfilling.
Stranger than fiction.
Correct.
Our fifth and final story, a little sports news.
Aaron Rodgers has been cut from the Jets.
I'm very like, I'm not happy about this.
I just, this has been Aaron Rodgers recently,
like big time loser.
I spent a lot of my time watching his documentary.
And so when I saw that, like, you know,
they're telling this comeback story about how he's going to
like be with the Jets and win the Superbowl.
And by the time I watched the documentary,
like they're already at, they're not even in the playoffs.
So I was like, oh damn, it's not their season.
But you know, I'm still like rooting for that moment.
And now he's been cut from the Jets.
He will not return as quarterback and-
And I have to assume like he's going to retire, right?
You think?
It's such a bad way to go out.
I don't think he's going to retire.
He spent, he worked so hard healing himself.
I think he wants another season.
Where does he go?
You know where he should go?
The 49ers?
Yeah. Yeah.
They kind of need, even though he didn't do a good job,
but I don't know if it's more so that like Aaron Rogers
isn't good anymore or it's just the curse of the Jets.
Like the Jets, they could have Tom Brady and like everyone,
and they just still wouldn't be able to do well.
It's something in the air in that arena.
I think he has got his work cut out for him,
but I think it's also the Jets.
Like I think he's still a great quarterback.
He works so hard, he trained so hard.
He literally like broke records
in how quickly he healed his heel.
And he's such like a mentally crazy person.
Like he's not going out like this.
He wanted to play that same season that he got injured.
Yeah, no, I mean, you have to really orchestrate
when you're like a great quarterback or any player,
but specifically quarterback,
you have to orchestrate like a really,
a pargy way of going out.
Even like Jason Kelsey, that's the most recent retirement.
While he didn't win, it was still an honorable way to go.
Right, the Kelsey bull, he went out on top.
You know, Tom Brady did go out well the first time,
and then he just kind of embarrassed himself.
But you want to make it-
No, but he won another Super Bowl with the Bucks.
Yeah, but he lost his family in return.
Right.
But were they ever his?
They weren't his to lose.
If you love something, set it free.
If they don't come back, they were never yours.
In an ideal situation,
like you win the Super Bowl and then you retire.
But like you have to do it in a way that's, you know,
not embarrassing.
And like, this is embarrassing to like,
I'm going to come and revitalize his loser team. He's not going out this way. You got injured and then you got cut. So that's not embarrassing. And like, this is embarrassing to like, I'm gonna come and revitalize his losery team.
You did it, you got injured and then you got cut.
So that's what I'm saying.
He kind of can't.
He can't, he can't.
I think he should go, well, he'll go to another team.
I like the 49ers.
I know, even though like Brock's really working things out,
he's not like amazing, but he's good.
I do think-
She just got married, you can cut him.
In watching his doc, no, not cut,
because it would be like a short term thing.
He'd be back up, he'd be like a-
In watching his documentary, like the 49ers
were like where he was supposed to go.
That's like where he-
Really?
Yeah, like when he was drafted-
Oh my God, by the way, I just wanna say,
I didn't know that, I just like was using my knowledge
of football to make an educated guess.
The way I remember it, he's from the Bay Area.
When he was drafted, they like needed a quarterback
and like he was hoping that that's where he was going.
He had a really bad draft experience.
It was a draft day situation
where like nobody really wanted him.
He wound up being drafted to the Packers,
but they already had Brett Favre who like refused to retire.
So he had to like ride the bench for a number of years
until it was his time.
And the 49ers have always been like the one that got away.
Well, I think it's actually late.
Maybe Brock could train under him.
I think Brock needs a little bit
of that Aaron Rodgers toughness.
Who's Aaron dating right now?
Cause like all the wives and girlfriends.
The best part of the 49ers is like Olivia Culpo,
Kristen Eusek, Claire Kiddle, like the girlies.
So we just want to know who Aaron
would be bringing to the crew.
So no one at the moment, but I do think like the 49ers are where you go
to find love.
Like, oh, to settle down.
I just feel like the 49ers have good romantic energy.
They seem, a lot of them seem like very happily settled down.
And like stable partners.
I love that.
And because you could be with a girl from LA.
Right, Olivia Culpo.
It opens up the pool.
Olivia Culpo.
You're not saying like we have to move to Boise.
Yeah.
You would love that though.
I would, but they don't have a football team.
Yeah, but then you have to travel to the big city
and become a big city slicker for the game.
For the big games, oh my God.
And I could just get so excited for every game.
Well, that's actually a great transition
because we have Queenie and Weenie
and there are a little bit of,
I have some sports selects.
Okay.
So Queenie and Weenie of the Week
is a segment we do every Friday, just to sort of wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance and So Queenie and Weenie of the Week is a segment we do every Friday.
Just sort of wrap up the week,
take a look at the week at a glance
and give out two awards to Queenie of the Week
and Weenie of the Week.
Somebody who acted like a Queenie this week
and somebody who acted like a Weenie this week.
It's a seven day title, it's not that serious.
You could be Queenie one week, Weenie the next.
It hasn't happened, but it could.
Keep dreaming.
Yeah, just like, don't take it so serious.
Yeah.
So you're gonna do Queenie or Weenie first?
We will do Queenie first.
Okay.
Oh, I was like, what was my Queenie?
My Queenie is a Friday edition.
This part of your new studio.
Yeah, no, that's definitely up there for me.
This studio and this experience is totally my Queenie.
They had a great way to end the week.
It's giving such like Monday energy on a Friday.
Like we're bringing out the big guns
and it's just been like so gargy to look at
and have a fresh new environment. It's brought out some freshness in us.
So the studio is my queenie.
My queenie is Saquon Barkley.
It's similar but different.
I just feel like I wasn't really familiar with Saquon
and this week was a big week for Saquon.
Obviously winning the Super Bowl,
but more so the media appearances.
He's getting praised online for defending Taylor Swift.
And everything I see about this man
and he's just like a cute fiance and they have a baby.
Like everything I see I like. And I also's just like a cute fiance and they have a baby. Like everything I see, I like.
And I also just learned about his like story from the Giants.
Like I'm just learning and I like it.
Yeah.
And I just want to like keep the Philadelphia Eagles fans
who listen to this show, I want to keep them happy because-
They're a scary bunch.
They're a scary bunch and they'll come to your town.
You know, like I'm good.
My weenie of the week is unfortunately
the Kansas City Chiefs.
They played in such a weenie like manner.
They're so weenie.
They barely gave us a Super Bowl.
Like we might as well have, we didn't even have a game.
Even though like towards the end,
Patrick kind of like threw the greatest touchdown
of all time, but it's like, which is so crazy.
Like the longest pass of all time.
The longest yard. The longest yard, very much weenie behavior.
Like we were all rooting for you.
We all like got dressed and cooked in our faces.
People traveled and they got hotels and like,
and sitters, everyone was just like showing up for a game
and like you guys couldn't hack it.
And then you didn't even show up.
Right, very much weenie like behavior.
They are an instance of I'm sure in the future
they'll be the Queenies.
Yeah. But like the week isn't over and like you're still nursing that out
My weenie of the week and I'm sorry to do this because she has been through a lot
But like we need behavior needs to be called out
It's Mandy Moore like the more I think about that story
We talked about yesterday where she was like blowing up Amazon for delivering that package to her parents in laws like burnt down house
They and something we didn't even talk about when we were discussing it is it can't be
overstated that her parents ordered that shit to that specific location.
So we're mad at Amazon for doing their jobs.
Like maybe maybe the driver was like, oh, the person whose house burned down, like doesn't
have anywhere else to live.
So they need like a delivery point.
Like, I don't know, the more I thought about it,
I feel like you have to be really careful
when you're a celebrity going online
to like complain about social media.
Not only did she misread the room here,
like she's also wrong in this situation.
I'm sorry, she is.
I feel like the discourse that I've seen about it,
people are like thinking that it's,
they're not disagreeing with Mandy about like the craziness.
She's America's sweetheart, that's the thing.
And like, she's always like, and up until recently,
she's kind of been one of the most vocal celebrities
and one of the celebrities who lost the most.
So people are just championing her right now and I'm down.
And then the more I think about the situation critically,
I'm like, wait, I love you
and I'm sorry everything that's happened to you,
but you are wrong.
No, you are wrong.
When I think about that picture, I'm like, damn Amazon.
Like you can get anywhere, anytime.
And what imagine if they didn't deliver
and it was the person's only receiving address
to get stuff in there.
Like we're being discriminated against
because our houses burned down, right?
But we still have land.
Right.
I just, I think it's preposterous.
I understand seeing that picture, like seeing that image
like driving up and there's a box in front of the rebel.
And it would be more like a ha ha moment.
Not even a ha ha. It's kind of like a cultural statement.
I could see that winning like photo of the year.
Yeah, rather than like a shame on you
for doing the job that I asked you to do.
Yeah, so it's poetic, but it's not unjust.
I agree, she's gotten like a little carried away.
With the praise.
With, yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm so glad, because I actually kept thinking about it.
I saw people's takes and I'm like,
wait, I disagree with all of you.
Every time I see the picture more and more,
I'm just like so impressed of that box standing there.
Like a phoenix from the ashes.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
This has been a beautiful episode.
I think we absolutely crushed her.
You agree?
Yeah, he agrees.
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