The Toast - German Body Odor with Ben Soffer: April 24th, 2023

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everyone's having a great day thus far. I am, because I'm sitting down with my one true love. I just made that up. Hey, Ben, how you doing? Really? That's not a song?

It's not a song. That was fantastic. Because you are my one true love. I'm doing excellent. Happy Monday to you all. May this week be blessed. May this week be blessed. You're looking sharp, bro.

Collared shirt. I'm smooth. Dressing up for the toast. Or you have important businessman tings after this? I have some important stuff today. But really, this outfit was, of course, for the toast. Right. It's a very special, you know, podcast that you're on.

It is. I just want to share that I know that everybody's going to get angry for my shoe because the last time I was on, everybody was upset at my shoe. And I just want you all to know that I need to cross my legs. If you were in this studio, you'd understand that it was built for the seven dwarves and I'm not one of them. And these things are really low. And if I go like this, it hurts my back. So I need to have this elevated. No one was going to say anything. Was Snow White...

I won't say it, actually. What? I was going to ask if she used this studio before you guys moved in. But I didn't deliver it in time. No, you didn't. I didn't. Thanks for being here, Ben. Thank you, darling.

We had a lovely weekend. We did. That I would love to share. It started out for me kind of like on a low. Because got stuck in an elevator on friday night yes do tell well i really honestly don't want to relive the trauma but let me just say this i was stuck in an elevator for about 25 minutes i was stuck with theo and a lot of people were like well at least you had theo and to be honest being in there with theo made me very anxious what is the airflow situation in an elevator the second i realized that i was stuck i started to to get hot. I'm like, oh my God, I felt like I was in a hot car. But I

don't know if that was just placebo, like my mind playing tricks on me or if it was actually hot. Cause then I was just getting worried about Theo who's standing there in a fur coat, worried that he's getting hot. Then the person who was helping me was like, you should sit down. It's going to be a while. And I was like, fuck me. And I had limited phone battery, which is so not like me, but it was the end of the day. I hadn't been home yet. You know, it was a busy day and we were stuck there for about 25 minutes. I was wanting to like make content and stuff. I thought, you know, if I'm going to get stuck in this elevator, I might as well go viral on TikTok, but I had no phone battery. So I was trying to really

conserve what if I needed to call the fire department you know so all in all 25 minutes being stuck in an elevator it could have been way worse could have been like three hours but I haven't been stuck in an elevator and maybe since high school I was stuck in an elevator like remember like five months ago with Theo for what probably an hour no mine wasn't 25 minutes no it was wasn't an hour but it was more than 25 minutes yeah it's terrible it's so scary I mean I was stuck on the ground floor. So if the elevator, you know, everyone's worst nightmare is the elevator just drops and starts free falling.

I really wouldn't, I wouldn't have died. I would have just went down one floor. But when you were stuck in the elevator, what floor were you on? 15. They do claim, though, that that is a complete myth. What? That you can just fall and drop to your death. I feel like I've heard stories. I everyone in new york remembers that story it's possible though that the myth 25th

and third that woman was literally walking out of the elevator and the elevator dropped and she got sliced in half i oh i think about that every time i walk out of an elevator so i don't think it's a myth because it happened not to scare everyone I read afterwards because I did a lot of research right that it's not possible and I'm just gonna stick with the fact that it's not possible sure and maybe that elevator was like from a different age of elevators you know maybe I don't know now I really do understand why there are people who have like phobias of elevators who will literally walk 50 floors before they get into an elevator. But the thing is for me, like I understand the fear, but I could never take the stairs. So it's not going to be a phobia for me. I'm scared of

stairs. Have you heard of that? Do you know where that Shabbos elevator is? The one that I'm talking about that never stops? Yes. Okay. Let's get into that. So for those who are maybe confused, never stops. Yes. Okay. Let's get into that. So for those who are maybe confused, a Shabbos elevator is an elevator. So basically on the Jewish Sabbath, if you're of a certain level of religion, you can't use electronics and you can't use an elevator because it's electric and it's a machine and it has like a whole thing. It's electric. But there is one elevator in the world that on Shabbos doesn't stop. It rolls very slowly with the doors open down every floor so that when you get to your floor, you can just like kind of hop off. It's insane. I mean, it's actually like not that scary.

It's not going fast. I've seen video. It's not going that slow. Yeah. Where is it? I don't know. It's like this world famous Shabbos elevator. Yeah, I don't know. Prague? It's somewhere international for sure. Oh, that for sure. But't know it's like this world famous Shabbos elevator yeah I don't know

Prague it's somewhere international for sure oh that for sure but I think I think it's in Prague yeah because when the elevator stops that's what makes it like not Shabbos approved you know oh we can't stop right so dumb no that's why like come on i i seriously like we'll never be able to be that religious come on that's crazy come on um so my weekend was not off to a great start with the elevator saga but you were in boston i was i went to see the bosteens and they showed up showed out everybody was amazing did you get out of the car and say i think i'll go to boston no i actually got out of the car and said, what the fuck?

I was in five and a half hours of traffic and I should have flown. Boston is like low-key so far. Boston is so difficult to get to because you're filled with regret no matter what you choose. No, I think a safe bet, and I told you this,

is always the train. Yeah, but then you're sitting on a train. It's a nice, it's an Amtrak. They got the snack cart, you know. I just don't find trains glamorous. But you love to just like

sit and roll calls and like pop off emails and like that's what you do on a train. They have really decent Wi-Fi. Yeah, everybody says that until you don't have it. You just like,

you're an anti-train and I think you're wrong. You literally have never taken a train. You're sitting here saying I'm anti-train. The last time I went to Boston, we took the Acela. You did? You were with me. No, I wasn't. For my show.

Yeah, I didn't take the train. Oh no, the last time I went to Boston was for that meet and greet and we drove. But we took the train. Remember I woke you up at 6 in the morning because I couldn't sleep and I'm like let's just go home and we got on the train? Yes. See? It was nice. No, I don't remember it being nice. Trains always run on time. I don't remember it being nice. Trains always run on time. I don't remember it being nice.

I just feel like you're being negative. I also, I have one bone to pick. It's not with anybody in Boston. It's more with the people that have rest stops in Boston. Nothing's open after 10 p.m. You mean the highway rest stops? I went from, honestly, it was three states. I went from Massachusetts to Rhode Island to Connecticut.

I couldn't find one. I was just looking for a sub. Rhode Island? I feel like that's not on the way. No, I think it is. You were in Rhode Island? I think so. No, I feel like that's definitely wrong.

Interesting calling you out. What do I know? Honestly, I know less about geography than you. Interesting calling you out. I just feel like Rhode Island is not near. Should I start calling you out? No, no, no. I'm just I'm just pondering.

Interesting. Geography. Interesting. Just pondering geography. You know, when you were stuck in the elevator telling that story, you called yourself Alicia. I didn't stop you. What? You'll see.

Wait, on the toast? Yep. On this episode, I called myself Alicia. Wait, what are you? Wait you what are you talking about you'll see what was I saying you were saying that uh people were saying that Alicia and Theo were stuck in the elevator at no okay at least oh no I didn't call myself Alicia you sure I'm positive I was like that was weird called me out because I would have called because I would have called you back out from this here I didn't want to I didn like, that was weird. But you should have called me out because I would have called you back out from this hearing.

No, I didn't want to. I didn't know that we're in a world of calling people out. We're not in a world of calling people out, but we hold each other accountable here on the toes. So you're telling me I didn't go through Rhode Island? No, I'm saying I don't know. Rhode Island is south of Massachusetts, is it not? I feel like it's north. No, that I know for sure.

I know for sure that it's south. For sure. Massachusetts, Rhode Island, regardless if I was in three states or two. I think you would have had to go through like New Jersey, Delaware. No, I was at a minimum in Massachusetts and Connecticut. Okay. And I can say that there is not one open subway. Terrible.

Jersey Mike's. Terrible. Jimmy John's. Anything. If you're looking for a late night sub after a long day, you can't get it. No, that's criminal. You can't get it. That's reason enough to never go to Boston.

So then I had to go to freaking McDonald's, which I got to tell you. I love McDonald's. No, it just doesn't make me feel good. Oh, your belly? It hurts. Yeah. What'd you have? I don't even remember.

What'd you have? I don't even remember. Ben, you remember. I don't remember. And you don't want to tell me. I don't even remember. What'd you have? I don't even remember. Ben, you remember. I don't remember. And you don't want to tell me. I don't even remember. Ben! I know that you know.

I don't remember. No, this is a grimy, gross. It's fine. I didn't have anything. I won't be. I won't. Ben, okay. Ben is.

Tell me. And then we'll tell everyone why. No. No. It was just. It was gross. What did you eat? Chicken nuggets or a chicken sandwich?

I had this chicken sandwich. It was disgusting. So Ben doesn't eat did you eat? Chicken nuggets or a chicken sandwich? I had this chicken sandwich. It was disgusting. So Ben doesn't eat out kosher meat. No, sorry. Doesn't eat non- He tries. Ben tries not to eat non-kosher meat. I struggle.

Everyone knows. But sometimes you come to- But you didn't tell me. But sometimes you come to a- No, you're too judgmental. No, I'm not. Sometimes you- You have literally a complex where you're like, you're judging me.

I'm like, no, I'm not. You are. I would have understood late night, long day McDonald's. Who understands's who understands better than me no but and i didn't even want it like i'm here eating and i'm looking on the menu there's no mcplant which by the way mcplants might as well be mc cancers and like honestly yeah i don't subscribe to it i agree they also don't have filet of fishes which by the way that can't be sustainable fishing i don't think that god wanted me to eat this unsustainably caught filet of fish. 100%.

He'd rather the chicken that God knows what that is. It's not even chicken. That can't be chicken. Honestly, down with McDonald's. Ben, you can tell me anything. Okay, thanks. I can't believe I just caught you in that. You didn't really catch me.

It was more of like a cat and mouse game. I think I really caught you. I think it was more a cat and mouse. Well, in a cat and mouse, the mouse gets caught, which is what I did to you. It was more of like a, what's that like, it's not a cat and mouse? What? I don't know. We're like the each one knows, but they're just like playing the game.

I don't know. You know what I'm saying? It might be cat and mouse. I think it's a cat and mouse. Okay. So how was the Boston meet and greet? Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Probably like 150 showed up. We were at the Urban Grape. Lovely, Lovely liquor store Pictures Honestly this one was really fun Like we We had like long conversations Got to know everyone

There was It was like a real Spritz Society tasting And it was really Really fun Good And then I drove back Wanted to kill myself

Got back at 2 in the morning I'm right You keep saying that I was literally awake You got back at 1.05 But it was still late I got back at 1.30 morning i'm right you keep saying that i was literally awake you got back at 105 but okay i got back at 130 no no it's still late it's 105 but like no need to make it like more dramatic no no it was no it's late and you worked hard it was not 105 it wasn't it was i mean i was up reading my book for book club which was so bad

maybe it was 120 no i know because because I dropped Robert at 107. No, you didn't. And he's on 78th and Lex. You didn't. I was literally up. I was tracking you like to find my iPhone. I was so tired waiting for you. But whatever.

You were such a pain in the ass. No, no. I mean. I'm telling you that's when I got home. You're going to say like I keep calling you out. But maybe if you stop lying. No, no. That's when I got home.

Sure. We wake up Saturday. What did you do Saturday? We hung out with the kids. Olivia's in town. We saw Kayla. Oh, true. Kayla cookies.

True. And Levi was such a nice day. Yeah, he fell asleep on Uncle's nipple. Yeah, it was so cute. He did. And then we hit the club Saturday night.

I got a massage in between. Oh, you did. That's so bad. And I finished my book for book club, which really plagued me this week. If you ever come across a book called before you knew my name by Jacqueline Lovelets,

just run as far as you can. Like I cannot stress how this is probably one of the worst books I've read like in my career as a reader. It was so bad. What's her last name? Jacqueline Lovelets. Lovelets. She sounds Jewish.

Um, but then we went to the Knicks game yesterday. We did. And can you explain to everyone the significance of what's going on with the Knicks in the NBA? Because it's crazy, right? It's just crazy because the Knicks are so bad. And this year they're so good. And the team is... We got a real shot.

We got a real shot. And it's not like you guys have any... It's not like LeBron's on the team. It's just some good peeps. We signed this guy named Jalen Brunson and he has brought the house. Is that what it is? NoBron's on the team you know it's just like some good peeps no we signed this guy named Jalen Brunson and he has brought the house yeah is that what it is

no it's brought the house down brought it down brought the fire yeah and the garden was just electric they gave everyone

light up bracelets it was giving Taylor Swift Aris Tor energy honestly and every time like something good happened all the lights went off it was pretty sick

it was it was unbelievable by the way probably very distracting if you're playing for sure having those lights for sure but the Knicks are now up 3-1 in the series yep it's best of seven which means that you need to win four to advance and this man over here

courtesy of michael cohen harper and scott shout out will be in cleveland wednesday night for the clincher for the clincher okay like if you go and they lose, it's like so your fault. Yeah, but then I'll be here for game six, Friday night. If that happens, but I'm just saying. Watch the game on Wednesday. I'll be behind the Knicks bench so people can like take pictures. Yeah, yeah. And if they make it to the next round of the playoffs,

when was the last time the Knicks made it past the first round of the playoffs? A really, really long time. I think it was Carmelo Anthony. And you have been a Knicks fan like your whole life. And they've really always been just like a really terrible team. How does it feel? Do you feel different? That they're good? They're decent. No, because they're still not like great. No, but it's still exciting. No, it is exciting, but it would be nice if, I don't know, maybe this team is good enough. We'll see. Yeah.

We'll see. Have faith. Because it's really by committee, which is just exciting. It's not all on, I guess it really is a lot of it's on Jalen Brunson. Yeah. A lot of it, but. He scored all the points. He did.

He did. Julius Randle didn't play even a minute in the fourth. Your guy. Yeah. Do they know that story? Yeah, I told the story when I literally made up that I knew Julius Randall just because I felt like lying about something. Yeah, it's funny that you call me a liar.

At least I own that I'm a liar. Afterwards. No, no. Yeah, because it's called a prank. Like, get with the program. It's called a prank, Ben. It's called a prank. And then yesterday we watched literally the greatest show of all time.

We did. Ted Lasso, like, should win. I get that it wins awards. It does. But, like all time we did Ted Lasso like should win I get that it wins awards but like give it a better award it should win a Pulitzer what award does it win they win like Emmys and stuff like that

nobody gives a shit about the Emmys they need to win a Nobel Peace Prize they do it's the best show the writing the characters

the storylines the everything it's amazing they somehow deal with mental health and soccer all at once.

It's also criminal that they're dropping episodes, like, one at a time. It's so fucking annoying. We waited as long as we could, and then this weekend we binged all seven, and it wasn't enough. No, it wasn't enough. It's so annoying. Like, just drop the fucking season. But I just want to say one thing I'm not here for.

Spoiler alert if you haven't seen this season yet. I'm so not here for Kele moving on like we need her and Roy to get back together yeah true like what's going on Roy Kent Roy Kent Roy Kent Roy Kent Roy Kent Roy Kent Trent Krim

Trent Krim but try saying Trent Krim Trent Krim Trent Krim. Trent Krim. Trent Krim. But try saying Trent Krim. Trent Krim. Trent Krim. Trent Krim. The Independent. The Independent. Fantastic. Ben is obsessed.

Who wouldn't be? His hair is just like my dad's. No, it is. And it's kind of cool. That's why the writing is so good. It's like he's a beloved character. And his character's arc, you know, working for The Independent, really would have written him out of the show.

But they brought him back. So cool. Like, they listen to the fans. They're like, they love Trent Krim. And I actually have a story today that's kind of like a real life Ted Lasso story coming true. Tell me. I will.

It's about Ryan Reynolds. Okay. It's an hour. Well, I guess we could, yeah, we could dive in. We've dilly-dallied long enough. Okay, cool. So, you want to do it? Yeah.

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ben i am this one's about your doppelganger everyone's talking about it we'll talk about it inside sophia ritchie and elliot Grange's lavish wedding in France. So Sophia Richie's loved ones are still raving over her lavish wedding weekend in France this weekend. The stylish socialite 24 tied the knot to Elliot Grange in France on Saturday with her older sister Nicole Richie taking to Instagram one day later to gush over the newlywed. So we have gotten a lot of content over the course of the weekend. But in terms of the actual wedding, we haven't seen much yet. yet Nicole Richie posted a photo we had seen this like Vogue thing about her dress Chanel made her dress there were a bunch of stars there Paris Hilton of course her

sister Nicole Richie Cameron Diaz you know Benji and Joel Madden do you know them yes so Nicole Richie is married to Benji Madden or Joel I can't remember which one and then Cameron Diaz is married to the other brother so it's kind of like a rocker affair do you think they what band are to Benji Madden, or Joel, I can't remember which one. And then Cameron Diaz is married to the other brother. So it's kind of like a rocker affair. Do you think they, what band are they, Benji and Joel? Simple Plan? Yes. No, no, not Simple Plan. What band are they?

Oh God, I'm being exposed. Oh, you're not a real fan. I don't even remember. Okay, hold on. Let me just Google it really quickly. You don't know. Benji, what? I think it's.

No, it's just Morning Brain. It's Good Charlotte. Thank you. Oh, I don't think I knew that. I did, it's just morning brain. It's, uh... Good Charlotte. Thank you. Oh, I don't think I knew that. I did, I did. Okay. I did. Do you think there was a good Charlotte performance at the wedding?

That's pretty sick. I mean, I hope there was a Lionel Richie performance. That's what I was asking. First, do you think... Who needs good Charlotte when you have, Hello? Is it me? Well, he did walk her down the aisle.

We have a picture of that. Singing? Can you imagine? He doesn't appear to have a microphone in his hand. And I do feel like that would take away from like, you know. Oh my God. What a dream. Imagine he's holding your hand, walking you down the aisle with a mic singing.

Hello, is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile. That's your favorite song it's gorgeous i told you that the music video is about a blind girl yes you did it's hello is me you're looking for and she's like i can't see you no that's really not cool um well in terms of music obviously uh lionel richie benji and joel madden but also so why elliot grange like got sophia richie is he's very much

like a nepo baby his dad is the chairman of Universal Music Group the chairman of the board cool so they have a lot of connects you know

yeah who do you think pays for the wedding when two people are so rich it's like Lionel for sure

Lionel's like a stand up traditional guy I mean Lionel just whips out the checkbook and says hello okay so everyone thinks you look like Elliot Grange and you you're not happy about it it's not that I'm not happy about it there's nothing I want to go

on the record saying like I do see it and I think he's I think Elliot Grange is extremely handsome there's nothing wrong with it looks like a nice guy handsome guy saying the two people that have the same glasses look like each other is just not a good comparison. Yeah. People look like each other when you take off their glasses, right? And you actually look at their face. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. Not just, oh, somebody else has rounded frames. Right. They look like each other. Well, interesting to note that he did wear his glasses on his wedding day. Did you? I feel like you took your glasses off for the ceremony. I think I did. I think I did. But I think you wore them the rest of the night. I'm not sure. I remember in like some pictures. I know

that I wore them. Yes. I remember some pictures having them. Yeah. Well, also he's Jewish and she converted and they had like a Jewish wedding. He's wearing a yarmulke. Look, she's doing the wine thing. They have a rabbi. It's nice. Wow, love it. People are obsessed with this wedding. Like people who didn't really think

like of Sofia Richie a lot. This wedding has really turned her into like a much bigger star because I think people are really impressed that she's just so classy. Everything she's doing is so elegant. South of France, Chanel, haute couture, three looks from Chanel.

The style, the style, the grace, the elegance. And she was sharing the whole thing on social media, which was really fun, until the actual wedding. Like, we've gotten nothing. I'm sure she has a Vogue wedding exclusive, which is why we don't have any photos yet, and that's why I'm sure Vogue weddings will post it probably today. But like, let's go.

Like, I need to see pics. Like, what happened inside? It's just like so cool that Elliot gets to have Lionel Richie as a father-in-law. You're just obsessed with Lionel Richie. I'm obsessed.

I've been obsessed for a very long time. You have. I love Lionel. Could you name one other song besides Hello? No. So you're not like

that big of a fan. No, but like that song has a special place in my heart. It's so good. Okay, well I will just continue to eat up every piece of information that is being brought to us out about this wedding. Like I'm obsessed. I feel like I would love to know how many followers Sophia Richie got on Instagram this weekend

because everyone was following her wedding. And she just joined TikTok the weekend of her wedding to, you know, make some content. Let's see how many followers she has. How many do you think she has? Everyone's talking about this wedding. And while you do that, I feel bad that I don't know more of Lionel's catalog. And I just want to make sure that, make some content. Let's see how many followers she has. How many do you think she has? Everyone's talking about this wedding. And while you do that, I feel bad that I don't know more of Lionel's catalog and I just want to make sure that maybe I don't.

She has half a million followers. She has half a million followers? On TikTok. She just joined TikTok, which is pretty impressive. I'll tell you more Lionel songs. Ready? Okay, cool, yeah. Lionel Richie.

So, of course, oh, all night long. Oh, I knew I missed something. All night long. My endless love. You know that one? Maybe. Stuck on you. I don't know that one.

Do you? No, but I probably do. He's really, he's a groovy guy. He's unbelievable. He's transcended, you know, many different generations. And he's kind of a legend. Legend. Legend. Hello.

I literally knew you were going to say that. So, again, I hope we get more content at his wedding. More Lionel, sure. Did we get any Lionel? There is, you know, the paparazzi, they were vultures circling Hotel du Cap Eden Rock. And there are paparazzi pictures of them leaving. Yeah, he walked her down the aisle. There's a paparazzi picture of her and Elliot kissing.

I think they were posing for some photos. And then paparazzi pictures of Cameron Diaz arriving, Paris Hilton arriving. But there really isn't, we didn't get any actual wedding photos. Well, I wish them well. I wish them well too. And I just, I need more content.

Okay, our next story, I wanted, I know you don't know about it. And I didn't want you to read up on it because I wanted to get your reaction. It is the cutest story. And it's a real-life Ted Lasso come to life. So Ryan Reynolds and his business partner, Rob McElhenney, McElhenney, their soccer team has been promoted to the English Football League. Wow.

So Ryan Reynolds and Rob scored a huge goal over the weekend when their Welsh soccer team secured a promotion to the English Football League. So the move occurred Saturday when the Hollywood duo's Wrexham Association Football Club moved up to the English Football League for the first time in more than a decade. So basically, Ryan Reynolds and this guy Rob bought this Welsh soccer team. It really is giving like AFC Richmond vibes from Ted Lasso.

They weren't very good and they kind of gave them the Hollywood treatment. They did a documentary on them. It was on FX that was really popular. They made like social accounts. They were like going viral on TikTok. And I think they also like put money into the team and got good players and whatever.

And over the weekend, they won a game that officially secured them up into the next league. Like they got promoted. And oh my God, the people in Wales, Wales. Oh my God, that was so embarrassing. The people in Wales stormed the field. They were crying. People have loved this team.

It's been like their local team and they've never made it. And Ryan Reynolds and his friend Rob got him there. And Ryan Reynolds took to Instagram to say, everything I own smells like champagne, beer, and grass. I'm still somewhere between giggling and sobbing. This town and this sport is one of the most romantic things on earth. Thank you at Wrexham AFC.

And it's just like very exciting. And it's a real, it feels like Ted Lasso. Everything Ryan Reynolds touches turns to gold that mobile company mint mobile mint mobile just sold for a billion dollars 1.4 crazy well so prior to their promotion this weekend the club was fifth in the english football division and rexham has been relegated outside of the top four leagues since 2008 after 87 straight years of competing in the football league. It's kind of cool and I've never really thought about it until they started talking about it on Ted Lasso and now you brought it up.

The idea that in soccer, you can like not stay in the NBA. Right. Like if you're bad enough, go to the G League, the whole team. Well, that happens in the States like with players, like you can get promoted, you can get demoted to the D League if you're syncing it up, you go back to the G League the whole team well that yeah wait that happens in the states like with players like you can get you can get demoted to the D League if you're stinking it up you go back to the minors

I like that you said the states the states um yeah and I didn't know that was a thing until I started watching Ted Lasso

that like the team has to be good enough to stay in the league and you know they probably blitz a fire under everyone's ass it's much cooler

that it's the whole team yeah because sometimes you like send individual players down because they stink. But really, team sport, not just that team. Yeah.

If a team wins, the whole team wins. If a team fails, the whole team fails. Exactly. Yeah. Pretty cool. It's pretty cool. And by the way, I guess I didn't even realize like Ryan Reynolds like really is killing it.

Not even as an actor. Killing it everywhere. Yeah. Aviation Gin. Oh, Aviation Gin. Yes. Mint Mobile. Killing it everywhere. Yeah. Aviation Gin. Oh, Aviation Gin, yes. Minn Mobile. Minn Mobile, the soccer team. Soccer team.

He's always in a commercial or something. Blake Lively's Betty Buzz. Yeah, I don't think that's like a huge thing for them. She started a, what is it? It's like a mixer, right? Cocktail mixers. It's cool. It's like a competition to Fever Tree.

It's a mixer. What's that? The most popular like gin and tonic. Got it. Seltzers. I'm a Schweppes. Yeah, but it's different. It's not actually that different.

It's not that different, but they're like creative. Whatever. I'm just saying, I don't think that's on the level of all the other projects that they do, but yes. Just killing it. That's all. Killing it. How much money do you think he has? A lot. A lot. the level of all the other projects that they do but yes just killing it that's all killing it how much money do you think he has a lot a lot and he's also an actor and he does like Deadpool and

you know all those things yeah he has a lot that's so crazy he's also I found out recently that he owns his own production company yeah because those commercials are amazing which commercials all of them for Aviation Gin for Mint. He just like has this shtick that's actually very Ted Lasso-y even in the shtick. Well, that's also like when you get to a certain level of celebrity,

like every project you do, all the companies that you use for that project, like production company, you then just own. Yeah. Like I remember from when I watched

Kevin Hart's documentary, a lot of the movies he makes are produced and conceptualized by his own production and like creative hauser whatever yeah well really smart killing it killing it that's a cool story which the soccer thing right yeah i know it's like giving ted lasso and honestly like the video of like everyone's storming the field like you know it could bring a

a tear to the eye bring a tear shed a tear um so congrats ryan and rob moving on to our next story going from some celebratory news you know good news for the whale the welsh some bad news for anyone who loves a good bed bath and beyond bed bath beyond has filed for bankruptcy after failed turnaround efforts so on sunday bed bath Beyond filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection after it failed in several last-ditch efforts to raise enough money to keep the company alive. The beleaguered home goods retailer has been warning of a potential bankruptcy since early January when it issued a going concern notice that it may not have the cash to cover expenses after a dismal holiday season. So shares of the company

closed at 29 cents on Friday, giving it a market value of $130 million. The stock is down about 88% since last year. And last April, it was trading around $20 a share. So now it's 29 cents. That's really abysmal. The company's namesake stores and 120 buy-by-baby locations will remain open for the time being as it begins to close the business and liquidate assets. It has filed motions in New Jersey bankruptcy court asking permission to auction the two brands, the company said in a

release. It has already committed to closing all of the Harmon face value stores. Man. I just think somebody will buy it. This is devastating because I don't know what the relationship is like for people

who don't live in New York to Bed Bath & Beyond but for New Yorkers like Bed Bath & Beyond is a huge huge thing for us was I don't know the last time

you were in a Bed Bath & Beyond but this like attempt to fix it completely ruined the stores what do you mean? Bed Bath & Beyond if you've been in recently like turned into this like attempt to like completely ruined the stores what do you mean the bed bath and beyond if you've been in recently

like turned into this like attempt to like i won't say that it was bougie like everything in there was expensive it was like so they're really like a walmart competitor they lost their way what is they lost their brand i mean i don't know what this means for laurie grenier yeah i don't know that's like her thing on shark tank is like, I can get you into Bed Bath & Beyond. I do think that after you said that their stock is 29 cents and their value is 130 million, somebody should buy that and just turn around those stores. The thing is with Bed Bath & Beyond, when I was thinking about like, oh, how could they go out of business?

It's like a necessity for so many people. They really never crushed the online game. I have no idea. Like their website stinks yeah they're um honestly a huge opportunity for someone to go in buy it make it what it was right like so many of these like big box stores started offering like you know curbside pickup same day delivery like bed bath me on like never really innovated in terms of like ordering online i've actually i'm a i love bed bath me on and i go like when i need stuff i've never ordered from bed bath me on online they need like a partnership with like amazon or something and they really could have like you know amped up their game in terms of um wedding registries you know they just kind of

stunk up the joint yeah and i can't tell you how disappointed i was when i went in recently why because it was just like, it was just like, like almost like fine China. Like it was just such like a weird, it's really the store you go to on two occasions before every summer for camp. Cause you needed shampoo, conditioner, Q-tips,

comforters, egg crates, all the necessities. And when you move into a new apartment, cause what do you need when you move into a new apartment? Shampoo, conditioner, Q-tips,

egg crate, mattress pad, vacuum. College dorms. College, yeah. No, it really was with me in every stage of my life. It was a great store. And I will say like the last time I went to Bed, Bath & Beyond was probably the last time I moved, which we've been in our apartment for four years.

And we probably did a big Bed, Bath & Beyond, you know, new bowls, things like that when we moved. Actually, remember your mom took us. It was a great store. I know. I'm sad. I'm not sad because it'll be back. You think? You don't think this is the end?

No, I think that they have a really, really strong brand name and somebody should buy it and make it better. And I didn't realize they owned Bye Bye Baby. And what I know as being, you know, a sister to two moms, they, Bye Bye Baby is like a huge, huge store. Like it has everything that a new mom or a mom could need it's like you you know you start you go to bed bath and beyond before your college dorm and then you go to buy buy baby before your first baby really the brand is with us at every stage of life goodbye for now it's not a goodbye it's a see you later see you later i i was shocked to hear that honestly i only wasn't because I feel like, I don't know why I thought that they already filed for bankruptcy.

I know. I feel like these big box and like these big brands use Chapter 11 bankruptcy as like a means to get out of debt. Yeah. And they never actually go away. Like, hasn't iHeartMedia gone bankrupt 250 times in the last couple of years? Such a good call. Yes.

But it's just like always fine. Yes. It's out of money. Oh, but we're still throwing jingle ball. Totally. Right? Like what the hell is it? You're so right.

No, so it's like a tactic. It's like a business thing people do. So I never know like when somebody files for bankruptcy if it actually means like their store is gone forever. I don't think so. Like Toys R Us. Yeah, I don't think so. Right?

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We saw Pete Davidson, but this happened outside of the arena. Ah, okay. Outside of the actual court. Like, you know, back inside. Like, by the food. Where did it happen? I can't.

What am I trying to say? Like, not in the room with the court. In the arena. In the arena, but not on the... Got it. Pete Davidson was going to get a hot dog. Something like that. He was in line.

Some fan tried to grab his junk. He punched him in the face. Pete Davidson let a fellow Knicks fan know to keep his hands to himself. While the former Saturday Night Live star stopped to take photos with fans after attending the New York basketball team's game at Madison Square Garden on Sunday,

one man got a little too close, prompting Davidson to take action. So the video was posted to social media of the interaction shows that the unnamed man who was dressed in a pink polo and a Knicks hat put his arm around the King of Staten Island actor who was taking a selfie with a different fan Davidson then shoved the man and exchanged words with him before resuming taking photos with other less handsy people he threw up a peace sign while posing with one woman after the

aggressive interaction and his reps didn't immediately return page six's request for comment um I have to say I saw the video and I definitely feel like people get really handsy with celebrities and they like invade their privacy and kind of have like no regard for their private or just personal space.

But Pete Davidson was like in this mob taking pictures with everyone, touching other people. This guy put his arm around him. I didn't really feel like what this guy did was so crazy. Just felt like this particular guy

pissed Pete Davidson off. Do you have the video? I do. Would you like to see it? I would just like to see it. Sure. Okay, take a look. Oh, shit.

Hold on. And if you want to watch it, it's on page six. I'll put it in the description of today's podcast. Okay. Okay, thank you, page six, for literally the worst video

that doesn't work. I need to see it. Jesus fuck, come on. Let me refresh. Okay, now you're making me do this. Okay, Ben. Technical difficulties, please stand by, you guys. No, by the way, it's not your technical difficulty.

It's page six. Okay. Down with the news. Let's try this again. Okay. You see that? Yeah, go again. I don't know how.

And then he resumes taking pictures. Start it one more time. I don't know how, Ben! I missed the first interaction! I don't know how! Okay. I'm looking. Okay.

It's perfect. No, I can't figure this out. This iPad is going to be the death of me. It's going to put me in an early grave. Okay. There we go. Ready? Yep.

Set. Fuck you! you sound like roy kent oh fuck you okay ready uh-huh i got it ready it's the guy in the pink shirt he really wasn't like doing anything crazy he looked like he might have whispered something yeah like which is gross and creepy to like put your mouth near someone's ear. But I feel like Pete Davidson is kind of just like in his angry era, you know? He literally drove a car

into a residential home in Beverly Hills with his girlfriend. No. No? I like Pete. But are you taking Pete's side in this?

Yeah. People in New York are just like, oh. Honestly, that guy looked like a massive tool. He just looked also maybe like he was drunk. Can we still use the word tool?

Yeah. Okay, cool. Maybe he was like sweaty and like spitting on Pete. No, like you just got to see the guy. Yeah, he looks like just a mess. He looks like a guy you want to punch in the face. But it was star studded at the Knicks game last night. It was.

Timothy Chalamet, Lily James, Pete Davidson, Ben Stiller and his wife, Sienna Miller. Ben Soffer and his wife. Ben Soffer and his wife. So many, you know Soffer and his wife. Ben Soffer and his wife. So many, you know, Hall of Fame athletes. Victor Cruz, John Stark. Who else? John Stark. Stark.

Who else was there? Tracy Morgan. Bernard King. Tracy Morgan. Spike Lee. It was really like packed. It was packed. That's the best part of going in a game.

It was such a good game. It was. I had a good time. Yeah, I had a great time. Even though we didn't eat. No, we didn't. It was like a weird time where we're like, we'll eat at home. I had a hot pretzel. I was such a good game. It was. I had a good time. Yeah, I had a great time. Even though we didn't eat. No, we didn't. It was like a weird time where like we're like

we'll eat at home. I had a hot pretzel. I'm not gonna lie. But like I didn't have chicken nuggets or anything. No, also like the lines were just too much. The lines were really long.

And honestly, we couldn't order any food. Like the person came in like the third quarter. I don't want a chicken sandwich in the third. No, and we were also like sitting in the middle

of the row. So we'd have to scream over 10 people like, hey, can I get like a Hershey hershey bar it's like embarrassing do you want to talk about the smelliest man on the planet let's talk about the smelliest man on the planet who was sitting next to next to us at the at the game claudia has this thing where we go to games and she always has she's always right the guy next to her man, like sitting on my lap. Always puts his leg like in her chair because she is so dainty and small. I sat with my legs crossed. That doesn't mean that like the space that I'm not using then belongs to you.

Like my negative space is not your positive space, bitch. Back the fuck off. But she loves to complain about it to me. But when I say, let's switch seats, let's do something about it. Let's tell the smelly ass man to move his fucking leg. Right, so he smelled. Nothing. And he was sitting on my vagina.

Like, it was so next level, like, not self-aware. We did switch seats, by the way. Because then Ben, oh, you're going to man spread? All right, Ben, you man spread. You go shove your knee. And, like, I wasn't going to sit, like, with my legs wide open. It barely got better, by the way. He was so smelly.

He was really smelly. And this is just like a PSA. If you don't wear deodorant, don't go out in public. You don't have to wear deodorant. No, and if maybe you're transitioning to a natural deodorant, I know that it takes about a week to start working. So maybe you shouldn't leave your house for that week, honestly. Just don't go out in public.

Or honestly, you can go out in public, but be outside. Don't go inside. It's just not nice to everybody else and again I'm not advocating for deodorant do what you want no and I want to say don't sit next to me I know that there are people out there who actually have like illnesses that like you know that make them smell and I'm very sympathetic to that and I know I could tell by this man's smell it wasn't that no he just didn't wear deodorant he was like Dutch too I know what you're I know I could tell by this man's smell. It wasn't that. No, he just didn't wear deodorant. He was like Dutch too. I know what you're talking about.

It was Dutch. It was giving like European BO. And if you know, there's a difference, you know. And it was so rancid. Like my eyes were burning. Yeah. Fucking Dutch. We don't know that he was Dutch.

Oh, he was not speaking. By the way, he was Dutch. No, by the way, you were about to say he wasn't speaking English. Doesn't mean he's Dutch. No, but he was blonde. And he was Dutch. All right right he could have been dutch he was like through waffle you know maybe he's german actually all i know is that he was smelly yeah you know german bo and to your point german bo is lethal and to your point smelly not sick smelly no not sick smelly i'm sympathetic i know people who have like diseases where they smell like i am okay with that you know what like of course you do you bro but like if you're just

poor in your hygiene i'm sorry you should like wear like something though if you do have that i know i know but it smells different that's the thing this was just like smelly man smelly armpit hot t-shirt bo boiling hot it was hot yeah disgusting he was and and by the way so they kept giving you know it's a playoff game so it's high stakes they gave everyone towels and you're supposed to like you know you're supposed to whip around the towel like you know to cause drama in the stadium so i'm under this man's wing because i'm short and he's whipping his fucking towel and spreading his seed all over the stadium and it was not right.

Heinous. And I think we need to start, you know, calling people out who smell. I wanted to. You wouldn't let me. I know. Well, honestly, the smell wasn't bothering me because to a certain point,

like you can't really help that you smell. Like maybe you forgot to put on deodorant and it's hot. Like at some point, you can't make yourself stop smelling. Yes, you can. I'm sympathetic. No, if it's too late.

If I smelled like that and I caught a whiff of myself smelling like that. You would keep your arms down. I would either keep my arms down or I would leave temporarily, go to Duane Reade, get some stick. Or like just go to the bathroom and like put some soap and water under your armpits. Just figure it out. I'd buy a new t-shirt. That's what I would do.

But with the BO thing, I mean, sorry, no, with the man spreading thing, it's like you are actively doing this. You are actively attacking me. So like I really wanted to say something I just kept looking down at his knee and then looking at him and looking down at his knee and then looking down hopefully to like like like hello he didn't even feel weird that we were like rubbing legs and we were rubbing legs on my chair on my chair not on the shared space on my chair what have we learned I don't know what have we learned say something I know i was just like nothing changes unless you say something i know everyone thinks i'm like so aggressive and

confrontational but i'm not she's not but you by the way you were like if you don't say something i'm gonna say something i'm gonna say something let me switch seats and you didn't say anything because i got him to move i didn't need to say something at that point i needed to say something when you were sitting next to him and he was taking up your space i actually took a picture of our legs like and i was not even being taking up your space. I actually took a picture of our legs, and I was not even being shy, I was being obvious, like taking a picture, just to show proportionally how crazy it was.

What fucking nerve? Like, what chutzpah you think you have that you could sit on my goddamn seat, bitch? Mm-hmm. The Dutch. The Dutch. Now I'm thinking he was definitely German. He wasn't Dutch.

He was definitely German. I don't even know if he was German. And the whole thing makes sense. Why, because it was anti-Semitic? I'm a he was definitely German. He wasn't Dutch. He was definitely German. I don't even know if he was German. And the whole thing makes sense. Why? Because it was anti-Semitic? I'm a little Jew-esque. Mm-hmm. And he's just giving Third Reich energy.

Mm. So, yes, Pete Davidson got into a fight with a man who was definitely annoying. But I feel like I'm telling you, I think Pete Davidson is in his bad boy era. I love him. I have no problem with him. Two things can be true. I'm not having a problem. I'm just saying like

he crashed a car into a residential home while there was literally like a teenager there and now he's starting fights in public. I'm telling you I think something's going on

with Pete Davidson. I think he's just living his life. You don't think something's going on with Pete Davidson? Nope. I think so.

Stop trying to tear down funny men. Excuse me? Because it sounds like you're talking about yourself. We are torn down. We? Oh, you're in the same category

as Pete? Mm-hmm. Celebrity. Ah! Celebrity. Who do you think is a bigger celebrity? Me or Pete?

Ben Soffer or Pete Davidson. It's tough. It's tough. It's tough. I'm going to have to go Pete. It's tough. Just because he was on SNL. It's tough. Were there going to have to go, Pete. It's tough. Just because he was on SNL.

It's tough. Were there any other celebrities there that I'm forgetting about? Lily James was really random. But remember when I took your glasses and I was like, I think I see a celebrity. Daniel Jones was there. Shout out Giants. You said Victor Cruz. It was so cool.

And it was nice to see Ben Stiller and his wife. You know, they like got divorced or they separated after many years of marriage. And now they're getting back together. And they really seemed happy. I was staring at them the whole time. And they were sitting next to Sienna Miller and the guy that she was with, who was not famous.

Such crazy neck pain. Do you ever have pain? All the time. It starts in your neck, radiates to your shoulder blade. And then if you rub out the knot in your neck your shoulder blade pain goes away to pivot claudia doesn't believe in knots oh my god i don't not believe in knots i rub her back and there are knots and she says stop moving my bone

ben i was like there's a difference between a bone and a knot if you want me to rub your back i'm rubbing out knots i'm not here to not rub out knots right ben will rub my back which is so generous thank you i love it i love you dearly and he will quite literally take my shoulder blade and like move my bones around and i'd be like wow that's a big knot it was i fucking not bitch it's my bone and it feels so weird to have like your bones and muscles like be moved. It's not a knot. It's just my bones. It's not a knot.

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Did you see this? No. So everyone's a walking commercial these days, but the NBA will have none of it unless it's under their terms. After the Lakers beat the Grizzlies in game three, the guard D'Angelo Russell went to the podium with the hopes of promoting his new sports drink during the interview. But an NBA employee like stormed the podium and was like that drink put it down and D'Angelo Russell responded why and she said it's not one of our partners he said but it's my partner and he said you're gonna have to find me and then he held up the drink Coco 5 plugging the brand the woman who works for the NBA then walked over to Russell stand over stood over him

shook her head and grabbed it who are his team are you on NBA or D'Angelo Russell I mean it's giving me in sprit society I know I know you will literally like put your drink anywhere by the way as you should of course he owns it right he's probably like an investor or something and he's he's excited about it and he has some face time and it's a good opportunity and it's a big game post game i have to assume that they won they did post game drinking it promoting its use like the nba like fuck that no i mean if the nba was smart yeah if they were smart what they would do is they would say you can do it but i want a piece yeah right kind of a shark tank like every brand that comes yeah every brand that goes in an nba post game interview gets a little piece yeah right kind of how shark tank like every brand that comes yeah every brand that goes in an nba post game interview gets a little piece yeah because otherwise it's giving me air energy just pay the fine the fine is so worth it it's so much cheaper by the way we saw air did you and i talk

about it on the podcast we did are you sure i thought so i feel like i spoke about it with jackie then i i mean i definitely spoke about it on Good Guys. It was so good. Yeah. Like, I loved it. Oh, which, by the way, Good Guys today. Oh, yeah, by the way. We'll talk about it, but huge episode today. Huge episode.

We can talk about it. Okay, but I want to get back to air. Okay, so what do you want to do first? So just super quickly. Okay. John Stamos is on Good Guys today. Spoiler alert. It was fantastic.

Yeah, and Ben, like, got to chill. It was when you were in LA, so usually a lot of the guests, you're here in New York, and you're kind of like a third wheel. Yeah, totally. But. I was there. Yeah. And Ben, like, got to chill. It was when you were in L.A. So usually a lot of the guests, you're here in New York and you're kind of like a third wheel. Yeah, totally. But. I was there. You were there. You'll also see what reminded me of it is Spritz Society has obviously promoted every single episode of Good Guys. And both John and Josh are sober.

So it was like a. Oh, I didn't know John was sober, too. Yeah. Yeah. That child actor life, man. I don't think John was a child actor. He was really young, like. No, I mean, I think he was just in his 20s no he was like really young but whatever that made me think of it but um back to air uh air is the new movie produced and created by Ben Affleck

and Matt Damon about Michael Jordan and more importantly about Michael Jordan's contract with Nike you really don't ever see Michael Jordan so if you're looking to see Michael Jordan and more importantly about Michael Jordan's contract with Nike. You really don't ever see Michael Jordan. So if you're looking to see Michael Jordan, I wouldn't see air. No, I literally went on the podcast and gave like a whole diatribe about how stupid it was that he wasn't in it. But if you're more of like a marketer and you find the creation of products and deals interesting,

there's a very interesting movie about a deal that single-handedly shaped the way that celebrities endorse products, where Michael Jordan not only got a deal with Nike, who at the time was at the bottom of basketball shoe game, but his mom negotiated in a 10% royalty on every Jordan shoe sold. Was it 10%? Yeah.

They didn't say in the movie what the percentage was. So what they did say, though, was that Michael Jordan gets $400 million a year in Jordan royalties. And I know that the Air Jordan makes about $4 billion a year. Oh, and that's 10%. That would be 10%. Wait, $400 million is 10% of $4 billion? Yes.

I don't think that's right. Yes, it is. Wait. So $400 million times 10. Is $4 billion. Yeah, okay. No, you're right. You're right. that's right. Yes, it is. Wait. So 400 million times 10. Is 4 billion. Yeah, okay. No, you're right. You're right.

You're right. Yeah. Oh, wait. No, I'm telling you. No. 400 million. No, it is. It is.

It is. You tricked me. It is. Sorry. No, no. I was just being, I was confused. But it is. It is.

It is. It is. All right. So I guess 10%. Yeah. I was curious what the percentage was yeah um but the coolest part was when they're creating the shoe claude if you remember the nba had a rule where 90 of the shoe needed to be white there could only be 10 color while you're wearing it while you're wearing a shoe on the court during a game they have to like abide by their dress code and if you don't you get fined they made the jordan the air jordan far more than 90 percent white

no far less far less than 90 percent white it was all red and they agreed to pay the fine every game right and that is historic marketing yeah no that was really smart it's like basically paying for a commercial what's so cool right and so cool. Right. And so honestly, D'Angelo Russell out here, as the press conference came to a close, Russell said Coco 5 several more times. And naturally, the promo ended up being the best in company's history. The video has millions of impressions, has been viewed more than 580,000 times as of Sunday night. And Russell is a partner in the sports drink company, along with Devin Booker, Derek Rose,

and Charles Barkley, among others. Love Charles Barkley. Isn't Derek Rose on the Knicks yeah he doesn't play anymore why he's just a little bit over the hill and that's what's so weird to me about sports like which I'll never understand like how did Tim Tebow go from being like the wonder kid of football to like not being able to get a draft pick well Tim Tebow is a little bit different why football is a little bit different why Why? Because football is a little bit different. Why?

He just like. He was a great player. No I know. But to be. Like in football. His position is quarterback. You can't just like. You don't just like sub in quarterbacks randomly. When they start to go over the hill.

In basketball. Your point guard. But he wasn't over the hill. He was literally 21. He was over the hill. Tim Tebow? He just like was never even that great. I just. That's what I don't understand.

He was famous. He was good and then bad. There's a difference between famous and good. Okay, that I understand. He was famous. Okay. And he was fine. Okay.

Derrick Rose was awesome. Had a terrible injury. Never really recovered. He's still really solid. He should get a little bit more burn. Mm-hmm. Which in basketball talk, it's just playing time. Oh, thanks. And, uh, but yeah. If you could play any sport professionally, what would you want

to play? Golf. Shout out Will Zalatouris. Got it. I mean, talk about like something more boring. No, I mean, it's unbelievable. It's so boring to watch on TV. No, it's not. It's amazing. It's really boring. Have you ever been to like a golf, like watched like a game, like a televised, you know what I mean? Like a competition? Do you mean have I ever been in person watching golf? Yeah. It's terrible.

Yeah. Yeah. Just because unless you're there, look, if you're there as a golf fan, I don't, I personally don't enjoy it because you don't get to watch all the holes. Right. You just get to like watch one. You just walk. If you're there though as like a fan trying to get fucked up and like enjoying.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently I haven't been to Waste Management. I heard that is just a par-tay. Par-tay. But no, I haven't. I love you. I love you more. Great episode.

Great episode. Thanks for having me. If you need more Ben, today there's a brand new episode of Good Guys, Ben's podcast that he hosts with Josh Peck. It's a Toast News Network show. And their guest this week is John Stamos. What do you guys talk about with John? I don't even remember.

Did he talk about his sobriety? Maybe a little bit. We spoke about a lot. We spoke about a lot. Oh, that's helpful. Did you talk about Full House? Yeah. What does he say?

I don't remember. I guess he got to tune in. Literally the worst promoter ever. No spoilers. Go tune in. You know how important promo is when it comes to spreads. When it comes to your podcast, I can't remember. No, by the way, go tune in.

It's amazing. We talk about Full House. We talk about Fuller House. We talk about John Stamos. We talk about his lovers. Do you talk about Bob Saget at all? We do talk about Bob Saget. Because Josh and him were both really close with Bob Saget, right? Well, John in particular is really close with Bob Saget. So it's a really great episode. Tune in. And summer's approaching. If you're low on Spritz Society, you can go to SpritzSociety.com and use code TOAST for 10% off. Thank you guys so much. Jackie is joining me this week for an audio episode.

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