The Toast - Girly Swirlies Night Out: Friday, May 17th, 2024

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast. Congrats to all the grads for graduating the week. It's Friday. Yeah, that's right. Not to brag or anything. I've graduated from congrats grads. You're over it?

I'm on to congrats trads. Ooh, congrats trads. Congrats trads. I made two more loaves of bread last night. I just want to say, it's not that I'm obsessed with sourdough. It's that I'm in it and I haven't mastered it yet. And I cannot stop until I've got it done. And then I can judge whether or not I want to keep doing it.

But I'm not, I don't keep doing it because I'm obsessed and I got the bug. It's like, I need to conquer this thing. One thing about about Jax you tell her she can't do something she'll do it twice one thing about Jax I'm a perfectionist I'm anagram type one and I'm not going to stop until I have a gorgeous loaf of bread even though my loaves have been tasty I finally got to give one to Olivia last night I drove over there at like 9 p.m with a hot fresh bread and her and her Shapiro loved it and that's one thing about them like they're not picky and they're always going to be supportive enjoy what you've made yeah and the thing is I think that you going on this journey of making your own bread organ trail um it's gonna light a little bit of a fire under Olivia's ass because

Olivia's always kind of been like the doer. And you've outdone the doer. And I'm telling you, in the coming weeks, like Olivia's going to start her own bakery. She's like, oh, she has kind of gotten comfortable in like her, she's always been like the most balabusta, you know, kitchen girly in the family. And you're now over here making your own bread.

And that definitely shifts the dynamics of the family. Yes, but I actually don't think it's so out of step. Like Olivia is very much the balabusta, like throws together a Shabbat, like cooking. You know, she cooks with her heart. She measures with her heart. And I am not that, like I'm recipe. Like I will make an item.

Your lessons in chemistry. Yeah, like I'm not just like breezing around the kitchen. So I actually feel like we compliment one another like she could make a gorgeous meal and I could just bring the bread I worked on for eight days yeah yeah and the time that you made bread she made eight meals for her family right and I also want to say that last night when she tried my sourdough she gave me the highest compliment which was it takes just like my wild grain that is because I had that wild grain shit and it was really good and also the more I think about it a lot of people make sourdough and they immediately freeze the loaf so that they can have it in the future that's

exactly what wild grain is like she's having fresh sourdough that's then frozen and sent her and then she defrosts it so all's to say like she liked my bread and it was edible. And then as I was leaving, I saw Shapiro go back into the kitchen for another slice. Like, these are high compliments. All's to say, congrats to you. Congrats, Chad. Setting your mind to something and accomplishing it. Like, there's really no greater feeling. Now, of course, you can tweak and improve, but you did the damn thing.

And to that we say congrats, chads. And I will continue to do the damn thing until I get it right and find the right recipe for Florida. People have sent me amazing recipes. So I'm prepared. I just need time now because I can't cook too low spread every day. Like I just can't. I have a full-time job and two small children.

And last night, like I literally did not take off my makeup again till 10 p.m. Not acceptable. Unacceptable. Now, what else? What also is unacceptable is that we have dilly-dallied far too long. I think there are people joining this episode. You've spoken about me far too long. No, no, no.

But I was planning on saying it at the top. We can get back to sourdough. I promise. Okay, okay, thanks. 24 hours ago, we did the thing that we hate when people do. And we were like, secret project revealed tomorrow. 24 hours till we tell you what we do. we kind of hyped it up but the time is here for us to announce time is now time is now perfume oh wow love that

something we've never done before something we've gotten a lot of requests to do for I think a brief period we were actually we have done it once before and like it didn't go amazingly and we were like I don't think this is for us I mean just like years ago like six years ago tabula rasa tabula rasa we feel like we're at a place where we can officially drum roll please do live shows that is right now of course we have to do everything a little bit different because we are not like other girls. So while Jackie and I are not yet, not yet going on tour, we are going to be doing a residency this summer in New York.

So Jackie and I were planning on spending- All over the goriest, gorgeous state of New York. Gorious. Jackie and I were planning on spending the summer together in the Hamptons. And we were like, listen, should we make the best use of our time and perhaps, perhaps, perhaps do a couple of live shows? And we did. So we are going to be kicking off the summer at the end of June

at the Beacon Theater, two shows in New York City. And then Jax and I are headed to the Hamptons for the summer and we will be doing live shows at the West Hampton Performing Arts Center. I have done a show there. It's amazing. We have three shows booked. Maybe we'll add more if peeps, you if there's a lot of demand for it excitement but we're excited yeah get on stage do live meet people doing meet and greets the whole shebang

while also you know we're homegrown big apple swirlies yeah so yeah it's getting residency we're going we're hometown heroes going back to long island back to our roots we were gonna call it the flid tour if if you know, you know. But of course, you know, we came up with a better idea, which is the Girly Swirlies Night Out. Because that's what it is when you tell your friends like, oh, what's that? What's that thing you're going to?

It's a Girly Swirlies Night Out. It's a GSNO. Like we're there to have a good time and a good time only. We're there to laugh, drink, dance, sing. Like it's going to be the GSNO and the Girls Night Out that you've been waiting for and if you have come to see me on tour just know this is completely different this isn't stand-up it's a live podcast we're going to be playing some of our favorite games perhaps you know

some titillating guests stopping through whom you know whomst we happen to be related to perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps um but it's just meant to be a girly swirly downright good ass time good ass time we're gonna have the like seriously I've never especially like having gone on tour by myself like I am and it's a lot like of um it's a it's a heavy burden I carry you know going on stage by myself being able to do it with the swirly like we're gonna have so much fun like I feel like I'm not even gonna be nervous like I was so nervous when I when I do stand up but like I feel like this is just pure fucking fun pure excitement pure fun and pure toast we're gonna be doing toasty things we have a really great program programmed we have a great program I love that yeah and I'm really excited to see everyone

excited for the residency because of course we can't go on tour. No, of course not. Logistically, let me tell you what's what. Head over to our Instagram for all the dates and locations to plan your purchase. You know? Next week, tickets will go on sale. All the details will be on our Instagram. So don't fret. If you are a Patreon member, you will get access to the pre-sale.

It's also not too late to become a Patreon member if you are really worried about about getting a meet and greet or a ticket. Do that on patreon.com slash toast. Next week tickets will go up. Patreon members will get it first and then it'll be general on sale after that. All the details will be on my Instagram, Jackie's Instagram and the toast Instagram. So as long as you're following us there, you will be settled. And again, check out our Instagram now for the date cards, all the locations, all the dates, New York City, West Hampton, the swirlies are coming. And seriously, get ready. Jackson, Claude, take the Hamptons. No, it's giving Summer House. It's giving Kim and Courtney and Chloe take the Hamptons.

That's a better reference. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of Summer House, I've been watching. So that's also getting me really excited for our Hamptons jaunt, even though they never really leave the house. And when they do, there's no cameras. No cameras. That is the fatal flaw with the show. And I do think, not to go on like a total random tangent, when the show first began and it was like kind of like ragtag cast and they never left the house. And every time they did, they couldn't film. It was seriously like, what's the point in the show? Now I feel like they got into a place where like the cast is so good that it doesn't matter that they never leave the house but like it would improve no and I actually get a little sad when they leave the house because I'm like oh we won't

get all the camera angles like oh I have to watch like they're having fun this isn't like good for my show I bet it's great for their mental health to be able to leave the house not be filmed and like yeah it can contribute to the storyline but you can like take a break yeah but most of the time these days when they leave the house they go to restaurants and clubs where they can film at which are never like the cool spots yeah no they actually went somewhere on the episode i watched last night they must have been able to film somewhere like new for the first time and they were talking about how so excited they were it was the best night ever there were people their age they were like this is where'd they go i don't remember but they didn't say like because we can film but that's just the vibe i got like they go. I don't remember, but they didn't say like because we can film, but that's just the vibe

I got. Like they go to lesser places where they can film. Yeah. Anyways, my summer house journey is going well, but it's definitely conflicting with my sourdough era because sourdough is taking away from all of like the spare few hours that I had go towards sourdough when they should have been going towards summer house. And then I'm going to sleep at 1230 and that's just not right. Would you ever consider putting a little TV in your kitchen? A lot of people do that.

That's a great idea for when I'm cooking but when I'm cooking like I'm so dialed in because as I said like I'm not skilled enough and I don't want to encourage my children to eat and watch. Yeah no I think TVs in the kitchen are like great for adults but more often than not dinner time just becomes movie time which you know. Yeah like we didn't have a TV in our kitchen growing up. And I like that. There's TV. Everything is a TV now. Like I don't need to add an iPad.

You could just like bring an iPad. That's true. But I like to watch. Like that's the thing. When I'm ready to watch my show, I'm in the bed, Himalayan popcorn. Make it, maybe make it a party mix. Add some cheddar bunnies. And I want to enjoy.

I was having this conversation at book club about like where people have in their grown-up apartments. Like where do you have a TV? A lot of my friends only have it in the living room. So when they get into bed, it's just like bedtime. I was saying how I don't even. I watch. I'm such a bed person. Like I have a TV in my bedroom and I don't even have one in my living room.

You know? Yeah. I haven't watched a TV in my living room though in forever well like I know I saw your story so funny well so Ben is like on this mission because the Knicks are like you know have like all these big games and Ben like wants to have people over to watch and I'm like great but we don't have a tv in our living room you don't want to have them in your bedroom right I'm like what everyone's gonna get in the bed next slumber party and so last night ben like after talking about it for so long he was like i'm just going to best buy and i'm getting

a tv and the way that our room is configured the living room it's like you can't just like we don't have a media console and there's no like wall to mount it it's very complicated so he just like rogue bought a tv it was fucking huge he set it up it obviously didn't fit and like have you ever returned to TV? No, I've never been this pleased enough. Because like you just tear open the box and you throw it on the wall. And I was like, do we have to put it back in the box? Yeah.

I had literally torn the box to shreds. Yikes bikes. He was seriously like being such a baby about the Knicks and a baby about like having people over and like a baby about putting it back in the box I'm like this was your mission and he was like can you help me put in the box and I was like no I'm just a girl I had helped assemble it I'm just a girl also you do see a very unattractive side of your partner when you're assembling furniture I mean I can only imagine what Ben is saying about me on his podcast because I was seriously being like, move, move.

I was being like so nasty, like really like a bitch. But like, don't don't do that to me. I'm like a nice Thursday night. And we had had a nice dinner. He cooked dinner and then we like ate the dinner so fast. It's like standing up because he had to go to Best Buy. He's like, all right, I'm gonna go to Best Buy. Let's have dinner.

I'm like, wait, what? So like my dinner was ruined. And like it was just not a good night for us. I so sorry lost world it's okay it's fine I was cleaning flour off my counters like for 12 hours so also I just want to say so yesterday I knew I was going to cook this bread so I started the process of making my dough at 8 a.m yesterday because I like was up early and I had time so I was like great and then two hours later you do the salt and then you prove I started at 8 a.m I did not have bread to the Shapiro's house by 8 p.m it is a 12-hour endeavor it's insane no it's really I know some people not yet but once it's right it will be I know some people proof overnight but I can't then like get

yesterday was an anomaly in the morning where I just happened to like wake up early to and be able to do it but usually I can't do hard things in the morning I can only really do the things I'm doing right now yeah I like I mean like I can only do these things people can do hard things people can do hard things and sometimes self-care looks like hard work and sometimes self-care looks like baking a loaf of bread yeah yeah and sometimes self-care means leaving your husband with the tv to put back in the box by himself oh go in bed and read your kindle that is the old oh my god thank you for bringing up my kindle most of the time that is what self-care looks like a thousand percent wait i'm reading this book and seriously like there should have been a trigger warning on it there's like four chapters about notovirus like the main character gets in and gives it to her

boyfriend and like seriously i was shook i'm glad that you brought it up because i wasn't going to but since there's norovirus in the air i need to tell everyone there's norovirus in my house yeah um which also is great that i've been making sourdough if anyone wants a piece of to settle your stomach. To settle their stomach. But I wanted to ask the classical question. Because we got norovirus, the great noro of 2022. We literally did like six episodes on it.

We did a feature film documentary. I literally am changed as a human being from it. Have you had it since? No. Okay, because right now the Shapiro's all had it. No, you're not immune to it, no. I'm asking the group a question. Is it something that if you've had it once and you really and truly had it,

not just like, oh, I sharted, like you went through it. Can you get it twice? Is it like the chicken pox or is it like the flu every year it mutates and it's seasonal? It's the flu. It's literally the seasonal stomach flu.

I want people to sound off in the comments. Have you had well-injured norovirus and if you've had it you know what it really is have you had that experience twice so I want to say I haven't had it since but I also haven't been exposed to it since I haven't known anyone to have had it Ben hasn't had it like I've been exposed like I'm I'm exposed right now I'm exposing you viewers um right and I haven't gotten it yet I'm prepared if I do like I'm exposed right now. I'm exposing you viewers. Right. And I haven't gotten it yet. I'm prepared if I do. Like I'm

I understand. That's a part of life. I mean I might even like you know get into a new decade on the scale. By the way. So I'm a little bit like okay.

Jackie you will know that you have it. If you randomly like not at night just in the middle of the day like start to feel extremely tired. For me like I got home from the toast that day.

It's a hard bar. That happens to me all the time. No, no, no, no. It's a different kind of exhaustion to the point where like, if you sat down on the couch, you would fall asleep. I literally sat down on my bed after the toast and I fell asleep for four hours. And I kept like waking up being like, let's get up. And I seriously, I couldn't move my limbs.

Four hours later, I got up and I was like, oh, toilet. Got it. Well, it's this, it's this unbeknownst exhaustion and actually in the book the girl has like the worst case of it and that's exactly how it happens she just kind of like stumbles into her bed and goes to bed at like 4 4 p.m and then at 8 p.m like the nausea wakes her up and she has it for like four days okay why is that in your book and I also feel like norovirus is really at its peak a 24 hour no it's not no it is not it's 24 hours of uncontrollable orifices but then you don't have anything left and then you're I remember I would 24 hours of that by the way not having anything left is the worst part because you're still having the urge to vomit and shit

so you're like dry heaving I have the most terrible stomach cramps. When I had it, I had 24 hours of the purge. And then I had a fever. So you had had like a milder case because like it started with Ben and then to me and then to you. So it was still like bad for you. But for Ben and I, I was seriously,

I had uncontrollable everything for 36 hours. And then like fever, sweats, chills, stomach pain, but not, like, for another day or two. So to say, like, she was going through it for four days. And why are you reading that? Like, is this drawn into the story? I didn't know, obviously, that it was a point. I wouldn't have read it. Why is there a book about the norovirus?

I don't know. I don't know, Abby Jimenez. I don't know. I don't know, Abby Jimenez. I don't know. That's really weird. Yeah. Well, sound off in the comments. Have you had it, the real thing, twice? Could my time be coming?

Sound off in the comments. In which case, it's good that it's the weekend coming up. I'll see you guys on Monday. Bright and early. Maybe I'll be looking thinner. we have the fast five today and queenie and weenie no no and like tell me oh good friday vibes strong and silly at the same time strong and silly i love that yeah and then we also have deer toasters that coupled with the the, oh, not Dear Toasters. I'm sorry. Queenie and Weenie. I didn't mean to trigger you. What?

No, we don't. Please. That coupled with the major announcement we just made. I feel like who wouldn't listen to this episode? No, who wouldn't? And hopefully, per usual, there'll be a bomb title. I don't know if we've reached it yet, though. I think Girly Swirly's Night Out, though.

Oh, yeah. But also, I wasn't hating Strong and Silly. Super cute. That's us, like, to to a t could we be stronger or sillier no we really couldn't and that's what you can expect at the gsno tickets on sale monday at our patreon and now as ever is a great time to join patreon oh yeah i thought you meant for the past five i was like now as ever is a good time for the past five yes also true two truths and should we deliver a lie girly squirrely's night out will be no fun Now is ever is a good time for the Fast Five. Yes. Also true. Two truths. Two truths. And should we deliver a lie? Girly Swirly's Night Out will be no fun.

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i watched but here are the big winners okay i just want to say i respect country music I just want to say, I respect country music. The ACMs have turned into... The Lainey Wilson Awards? No, like American Music Awards. Whoever shows up wins. Like, Luke Holmes was not there, and Morgan Wallen was not there. Now, you cannot deny that the two of them were this year in country music. Honestly, they were this year in music, selling out the biggest venues in the country,

literally on the same level as Taylor Swift and Beyonce. For them to have not won any awards, because neither of them were there, that's how I knew. I'm like, we're just giving it to the people who showed up. Chris Stapleton, Lainey Wilson, and Jelly Roll. Yeah, so that about sums it up. Entertainer of the Year,

the nominees were Cain Brown, Luke Combs, Jelly Roll, Cody Johnson, Chris Stapleton, Morgan Wallen, and Lainey Wilson. And Cody Simpson. And Cody Simpson, who Stapleton, Morgan Wallen, and Lainey Wilson. And Cody Simpson. And Cody Simpson, who was snubbed. Big time. The winner was Lainey Wilson. And I just want to say, I love Women in Country. And I gave this spiel last year. You guys can go watch it because I love Lainey Wilson. She's unreal. But she wasn't the entertainer of last year. And she wasn't the entertainer of this year and she wasn't the entertainer of this year and I have to imagine being Miranda Lambert sitting there Miranda Lambert four years was snubbed in that category sometimes she wasn't even nominated and if she was it was just like to

nominate her for the sake of nominee I don't even know if she's ever won I think maybe the one year she won was the year they gave it to her and Carrie Underwood like finally to give it we're gonna give it to both women for her to sit like, in the front row with her boyfriend, like, or husband, whatever, and, like, seriously, like, it must be infuriating because you know Miranda's not the type to just, like, blindly support other women, and that's why we stand. It must be seriously, like, difficult to swallow, for real. Yeah. It's just not.

And I can't stress enough, like, Lady Wilson yeah no shame if I drink a little drunk it's because I am one I fucking love that song like she's so good if my neck's a little red it's because I am one like I love her she's not the entertainer of the year yeah she's not she wasn't last year and she's not this year like however she also won female artist of the year which I think she is a month I thought was appropriate yeah the other nominees were Kelsey Ballerini Ashley McBride Kelsey Ballerini doesn't win any of these awards no I actually was thinking the same I feel like she's nominated in every category every year has she won one no they're kind of like always not giving her the credit she deserves.

And I feel like last year was really like the year of Kelsey Ballerini. And I don't think she won any. And she was nominated this year for rolling up the welcome mat, the platinum edition that had like one new song. So I don't feel like this was her year, but like especially-

Oh, there was a new song? No, it was, I think maybe like a revamped, like it was deluxe, you know? Because one thing about me, I'm obsessed with rolling up the welcome mat. And so that was last year's nomination for for her and like that really would have been the year like last year was the year of Kelsey Ballerini like and she did so much for country music and she never strayed like I feel like there are a lot of girlies who get like attention

outside of country music and sort of like forget their roots if you will and Kelsey like has remained so loyal to country music given her success outside of country music and like in the pop sphere and I feel like they never really give her her flowers yeah they just don't it's like they it honestly feels like they don't like her but then like she's always hosts the ACMs and same is like she's very much in the industry I don't know what it is it's like weird I don't know what it is Megan Maroney was nominated Kacey Musgraves and Lainey Wilson Who won Megan Maroney though Won female new artist of the year

Yeah Yeah You can say that again I don't love that they do New artist of the year female And new artist of the year male Yeah but it just gives More people a chance to win

To win And they also have They have artist of the year male And artist of the year female Male was Chris Stapleton So Chris Stapleton won All the big awards That he was nominated for Up against He won album of the year male and artist of the year female. Male was Chris Stapleton. So Chris Stapleton won all the big awards that he was nominated for. One album of the year. Male vocalist of the year.

I can't say because I didn't listen to it. But what I do know is that Growing Old was the album of the year. No, the thing is, is that. That's what I know. And this is not, I feel like Chris Stapleton wins everything. So I can say this. I actually only know one song off of his most recent album he had performed it last night and he performed it incredibly I'm obsessed with him

and he's amazing the love he has for his wife like you've never seen anyone stare at someone so piercingly than he did his wife and he was literally performing with Dua Lipa he didn't even look at Dua Lipa he was staring dead into the soul of his wife wife it was like so cute I love him like this is not a slight against him but like his album really compared to Morgan Wallen's album and Luke Holmes album like really made no waves and it was just giving participation like whoever showed up won because surprisingly like a lot of big people did not show up last night and I think it's because they're busy being the entertainers of the year Morgan Wallen is performing this weekend at Met Life Stadium yeah that's right Met Life Stadium two nights back to back Luke Holmes is performing at

uh Levi's Levi's yeah San Francisco the big football stadium like they're busy doing things that entertain like they're too busy you know a real entertainer of the year is too busy entertaining to accept this award and so I guess they didn't want to give it to someone who wasn't there and there was no way that either Luke or Morgan could have been there. But it does sort of, it gives it less credence. It was seriously giving Billboard Music Awards like. Yeah, yeah.

Duo of the Year, Dan and Shay. Like none of the nominee, like none of the winners were like unique to me. No, that category is always kind of the same group of the year, Old Dominion. I mean. And they should be But oh yeah no but every

Artist in this category including Old Dominion like I would Have been happy with Zac Brown band Little Big Town Sorry There was something else oh the performances Were so fabulous I just I said to Ben They it was during Post Malone's performance And then like he cut to his band member And he got like a solo on the fiddle

And I was like this is such fabulous music like I love country it was so pure this like old man on his fiddle and everybody was living for it like was he fiddling on the roof no he's fiddling on the stage um similar but different and it was like last night really felt like so many people from like Dua Lipa like had reached out to Chris Tapleton to be like I love this song woman like can we do something together I think she like wanted to release a song with him Bobby Bones interviewed them after and she was like I reached out to Chris to like work with him and he like you know threw me this bone of performing with me at the ACM's like I feel like Chris Tapleton has to field a lot of collab opportunities he's like the number one

collab guy honestly him and Post Malone and Dua Lip Lipa just wasn't on the level, I think, of all the other people that he collabs with. Seriously, and she's huge, but it just speaks to Chris Stapleton's hugeness. And so he was like, yeah, come perform with me. And it was so good, by the way. But that's the vibe that I got when they were being interviewed.

She wanted to do an original song, and he was like, yeah, you can sing my song with me at this random award show in Vegas. Like, if you wanna fly yourself here, pay for your own travel. Because he's just fielding so many major collaborations right like everyone wants to work with him speaking of major collaborations the Post Malone Morgan Wallen song came out like I didn't how long were they teasing that song for I heard a snippet of it and I sent it to Margo like over a month ago being like what song is this I like like they weren't teasing it like it got leaked and I think

they actually ended up releasing it sooner because there was so much demand for it yeah because I saw a clip and I sent because and I couldn't like like I googled the lyrics I couldn't find it so I sent to Margo what song is it she's like new post Malone Morgan Wallen but then it didn't come out for weeks after and so I just felt like they were teasing us but it's so good like what's not to like my only complaint is like literally like make it one minute longer. Like we needed more song. But it's literally giving like song of the summer energy. It's so good. And he performed it last night by himself in addition to one more song.

I don't believe it's released yet from his upcoming country album. You could tell he was really nervous. Like he did a really good job. But then like Reba came out afterwards and like interviewed him. And he was like I'm so nervous. Like he was literally shaking. I don't know if he does like a lot of televised performances but also this is like a totally new genre where he was singing live and playing guitar live in front of a live audience in an arena and then also

streamed live on Amazon Prime he was really good and I like love this era for him but like seeing you know Post Malone Dua Lipa like all these people I was like I feel like country's like having its moment like everyone kind of Beyonce Cowboy Carter like everyone is getting in on it and it's like age coach yeah like I'm loving it I'm loving it yes me as well and also not to bring everything back to Juliet Porter but did you see that she was in the music video for Post Malone Morgan Wallen she was in the bar like girl at the bar I did see that thank you for reminding me and you just sounded like Madison Beer I was supposed to be in the video Juliet was supposed to be in the video and she was in the video yeah she's like by the way when she's kind of like being the Forrest Gump of the generation like just at every major moment when you said not to bring

it back to and I was like literally I did not think you were gonna say not to make everything about Juliet Porter I thought you would say not to make everything about Luke or us like this is like I'm two days in a row of extraneously bringing up Juliet Porter. And I could go three days in a row. And when you have that sort of razzle dazzle sparkle sparkle sparkle. We're going to talk about you. Yeah. She's just making waves.

Outside of Siesta Key. Yeah. Justice for Siesta Key. Another show that I kept up with the comfort show of mine gone but not forgotten yeah are you ready for our next story yeah taylor swift and travis kelsey wrap their arms around each other as they enjoy a romantic getaway in lake como um yeah there was like this really really blurry picture of them like eating outside their chateau they looked like they were eating on the front lawn and like picnic table it was so cute um

and like that's really all we got but live for it yeah so what we know is they're on a lover's trip you know amid her european leg of her tour to lake como doing lovery things. Doing lovery things. I love that they're both, like he's, that they're together because like he's experiencing this time off. And they do say like, if you're going to date a professional athlete, football is the best one.

They have the shortest season and the longest break. Like if you're married to a baseball player, like seriously see you when you retire. Like never, what is it? Like 75 games a year. They have 18. Oh, in football. And they're

talking about adding a 19th like instead of doing a preseason I heard Roger Goodell making a speech like nobody watches preseason but we all like spend the money to like air it like why don't we just make it a regular game and like make the fans more excited to have one more game oh that's exciting I guess I also feel like it takes a second to like get into football and then you're so into it and like by the Super Bowl we're all so into it like we need more I thought it was gonna be like a post season game also it should be what there should be a post-season game of the two runner-up teams like the conference losers no I I don't agree at all with what you're saying it's giving like

low stakes losers who cares It's giving extra football. Well, I would prefer like one more game in the regular season that like counts towards the Super Bowl, you know? That's what they're suggesting. Yeah, it just, it feels like a cash grab, which he literally said that it is. Yeah, of course. This is a business.

I just like when there's a little more. Maybe if the American Song Contest had the same sort of business sense that the NFL did, we wouldn't have missed out on Kelly Clarkson hosting the greatest song competition of our generation. It's like, why not 20 games? Call it even 20. I agree. But wait, what I was going to say is that

they announced this football schedules this year. First game of the season. Like, seriously, there's a toaster in the commission. Commissioners office. Niners versus jets where probably niners oh so not a true toaster or she would have put in your backyard yeah she would have if she cared but she doesn't and of course there are females who work at the NFL are you more likely that there's female like commission game chiefs or a male toaster right no literally no wait also oh back to tail oh so what I was saying is like it's so nice that he has this time off and can spend it with her but like and I know they made it work when she was

on tour and he was in the Super Bowl like two heights of their career she's in Singapore whatever but like I feel like they're not going to see each other for a while. Like come September. Because of training camp? No, just because like he then has weekly games and she's, you can't come back from Europe every week. She's all over. Yeah.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Yeah, no, I think it'll be good for them. But I'm glad they're spending like their time off together and her time on and his time off together as well. Yeah. Yeah, so. Oh, and he did an episode of new heights and him and jason were both not in their usual studios obviously travis is in some chateau in lago da como and i don't know where the hell jason was but it looked fucking weird and so they were using like their travel equipment and whatever and somebody noticed like jason was talking and travis was sort of like disassociating and he put

his hand to the right it looked like he was like stroking a cat does Taylor travel with her cats so funny I was then having this conversation with my friend Margo Fish and she was like do you think her cats come with her for sure like what seriously what's the point of being a billionaire if you can't take your cats with you like but what's the point of being a cat owner if you can't leave them at home with a bowl of feed well there is someone who like lives across the way from like one of the windows in Taylor Swift's apartment and has like spotted one of the cats like three times because cats love to like go up to the window and like fuck around um so sometimes I do think that they're left there but even if like yes it's great to be a cat owner but if you're a billionaire it's also

great to like have companionship for your cats you bet your ass Bryce would be with me let's say we're going on a toast live tour. We are actually billionaires. Like we have our own planes. Like why the fuck wouldn't we bring our pets along with like daycare for the pets? Yeah. And then of course like child's and child's care. Yeah. Yeah.

But, but the cats don't need daycare. That's the point of cats at least. No, but like, it's still nice to have like somebody to like be in charge of them yeah Travis maybe that's his role speaking of pets I would love to give an update on Romeo even though like nobody asked I feel like I like kind of abandoned him and then everyone forgot about him which is totally fair but he has been with me for the last week um and let me tell you what a man what a man what a man what a mighty good man he is incredible I love this man and I have to have him like especially last night like we had a real real moment he's so sweet he's also I think you know we got him at seven weeks which is really crazy he's five months now and he's like

still a puppy of course but he's more in his own element. He's so sweet. He's, you know, I've had a few accidents, nothing major, nothing unmanageable. He loves to lay with mommy. He loves his dad. It's so fucking annoying. Is he a mama's boy or a daddy's boy? No.

And I'm like trying to pick up a lot of the slack, like do more feedings, take him out. Because he obviously, like dogs love the person who take care of them. And also like these days, these are formative days. I know. Like, this is where the favorite parent gets made. So, like, this morning I was, like, up and at him. Like, Ben was in the shower. And he came out.

And he was like, where's Remy? I'm like, oh, I took him out. He's eating. Like, you know, not a big deal. Like, yeah, I did everything. And he still, like, ran straight to Ben. Ben has, like, I don't know what it is. Like, Theo loved Ben more, too.

Like, for sure. Which is great. He'll be a great father. And I can't wait to seriously, like, leave him with don't know what it is. Like Theo loved Ben more too, like for sure. Which is great. He'll be a great father and I can't wait to seriously like leave him with the kids and go on vacation. Like it's great, but I do want Romeo to love me. So Romeo's just been amazing. He's the light of my life. I'm obsessed with him. Like seriously, he's so cute to the point like it actually freaks me out because at this age, Theo wasn't as cute as Romeo is. Like Romeo's really exceptional looking, but Theo then grew into probably the most Cavalier.

And I'm, I can say that now, like he's gone. I see other Cavaliers. I'm, I have another dog. I don't think it was like, of course everyone thinks their dog is the cutest.

I can see it now as an outsider perspective. I look at photos, like he really was one of the most beautiful dogs ever birthed. And I'm worried, you know, cause honestly, Romeo was so cute. it can only go down from here no I'm gonna be a go no I think it only goes up because also you fall more and more in

love with him that whatever like quirk might come out like you're just gonna love like seriously stop focusing on the looks no I'm so vapid when it comes to my dog it's insane it's so crazy like not me literally like taking photos choosing the best one face tuning it like I'm so vapid when it comes to my dogs. It's so crazy. It's insane. It's so crazy. Not me literally taking photos, choosing the best one, face-tuning it. I'm crazy. No, it's seriously so crazy. I really need to work on that. I've tried to make you let it go.

I've really tried to help you. Yeah, I take a picture of Romeo from the side. I send it to Jackie. I'm like, does he look like he's going to have a long snout? I'm like, who? And it's like, he's a dog, so it's not like the world will treat him differently. It's not even like it's not like the world will treat him differently you know it's not

even like it matters so the thing is is like only his mother will treat him yeah with cavaliers there's like a rare occurrence where you can have a long snout which is like just genuinely like so unattractive I think that's just with dogs no no no it's like a cavalier thing because they have like these cute sort of button-up noses but every now and then you get like a dog literally with a with a long snout. And what's so funny is like, you know, we've told the story many times. The reason we love Cavaliers is because we had one growing up and we were so afraid of dogs. And, you know, one day we came home and there was like a dog and it was our parents way

of just like sort of baptism by fire. Like we used to go to people's house and run away screaming. And we would stop going to people's house if they had a dog. So like something needed to be done. And it was kind of brilliant it was brilliant and cavaliers are the best dogs for children which actually works out really nicely now but that's why we got a cavalier growing up because we were so afraid and they are like the most docile and sweet dogs for kids and we fell in love with our childhood dog but like i think a couple of years ago before we got our you know adult dogs we found this like old picture of Dagny the dog and I think we all looked at each other and we're like damn Dagny was busted

like truly like the big ass nose. That's love Turdy. That's love. But the thing is you couldn't have told us that as kids like we would have seriously we would have laid in front of oncoming traffic for this dog we love this dog so much. Yeah. but now like hindsight that was really like truly like a fucking ugly dog oh turdy stop being mean about dogs looks i'm not being mean i'm just speaking facts and i could tell you as an outsider you happen to have a beautiful dog bruno is very beautiful so you can you can like take the moral high ground like be whatever at what i'm saying but you say that with a beautiful dog i actually can take the moral high ground like be whatever at what I'm saying but you say that with a beautiful dog I actually can take the moral high ground because when I got Bruno he he wasn't the most attractive of his litter he definitely there was definitely a couple of characters there were a

couple of weeks where we were like he had personality but his mama was gonna love him through it yeah and then he just turned into like the most handsome young man but even when he wasn't the most gorgeous like he was the most gorgeous to me and he was so special and unique looking yeah Bruno mommy loves you he didn't want to work today Bruno has norovirus just kidding relatable are you ready for our next story yeah the new Miss USA has been crowned Next story. Yeah. The new Miss USA has been crowned after the old Miss USA's resignation. What, they pulled the 11th runner up?

Miss Hawaii USA, Savannah has been crowned Miss USA 2023 amid the ongoing controversy surrounding the organization. She was a runner up in 2023 competition. She received the honor from the governor of Hawaii at a ceremony in her native state of Hawaii on Wednesday. So when the story broke, there was three months left in the term of Miss USA 2023. So what is there, two and a half months? Yeah.

Honestly, this feels like genuinely a slap in the face. For sure, but I would snatch that crown in a second. This is every runner upstream. Not to happen in this way, but to in some way get the crown. I don't know if it's every runner upstream not to happen in this way but to in some way get the crown I don't know if it's every runner upstream to get like a this is like this is like shit like like I get I get to be the thing I competed my whole life for something I lost but then they actually give it to me because the other girl quit and I only get it for two and a half months like

seriously it's giving like like winning by default which is never how you want to win for sure but a crown is a crown and she can call herself miss usa like and she can say i was miss usa she'll end up being like competition in the first place she'll end up being on real housewives in like 20 years and somebody will bring up that she wasn't like she tells everyone she was miss usa but like she actually wasn't i could see this like seriously being a storyline totally but i'm gonna support her at least especially until i know like What's going on it's really hard And I feel like the mothers did you see the Mothers no of Miss

Former Miss USA and former Miss Teen USA sat Down I think on today's show we're one of those shows They were very limited in what they could say but they were Very emotional and they were Just kind of talking about the They couldn't even say It because of the law it's like all they all signed NDAs but it was um, they all signed NDAs.

But it was. The mothers signed NDAs? No. But the girls didn't. They didn't want to get the girls in trouble. But they were just making, you know, large inferences. It was very upsetting actually. What were they inferring? You know, harassment, bullying.

They didn't say this, but it was giving like, you know, a form of abuse. Oh no. Yeah. They were very, like the moms were like on like, you know, a form of abuse. Oh, no. Yeah. They were very, like the moms were like on, like teary-eyed the whole time. Oh, that's so upsetting because I was just going to say, I feel like if someone accepted the crown, then maybe like it wasn't a worst case scenario.

Right. I don't know. I don't know either. I feel like they're, you know, we'll wait for the documentary. Yeah, right. To explain it all to us yeah but I guess in the meantime congrats Miss Hawaii I I guess yeah our next story what number four no okay how about that okay our next story is brought to you by Maybelline New York for over

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Literally Our next story Is some showbiz news. There's no business like show business, I know. I don't even know how to tee up this story. It's so perfect. Oh, wow. Okay.

New musical hitting the scene. The Queen of Versailles starring Kristen Chenoweth the queen of Versailles like the documentary yeah is being made into a musical yeah on Broadway or a movie uh uh it's a musical first it's not on Broadway yet but it will go to Broadway it's like on the international um stage stage right now Kristen Chenoweth playing Jackie Siegel. Wow. OK, for those who don't know. The Queen of Versailles documentary that came out a little while ago, and it was literally

super popular over 10 years ago. It was really popular. It was a really, really crazy story. It was just a documentary is meant to be a documentary about this really big family, wealthy family lives in Florida, and they were building the biggest residential home in America. So that's why they got a documentary to follow their home. It was modeled after Versailles and they were filming the documentary in 2008. And as they're filming the documentary, the family and the dad, the father's business starts to go into financial ruin because of the 2008 housing crisis. And he had like a lot of business and time shares and

literally they're like losing their money throughout the documentary the house is like in the middle of being built and is stalled because everything is going to shit by the end of the documentary they are like can't build their house they can they have like half a house like the foundation is built yeah like his company is goes bankrupt like it's a crazy crazy story and what's so crazy is that they were filming through the whole thing right like the people who you know originally signed up to make the documentary had no idea that it would take this turn it was really so crazy but also the family were really like a cast of characters like the mom she had I think I don't know how many kids she had like eight kids like she had Jennifer kids. Like she had Jennifer Coolidge energy. She had Jennifer Coolidge energy.

She just had this huge family, like really big personalities. Just like not what you would expect from an incredibly wealthy family. Yeah. And I don't mean this in a bad way, but they were like a little tacky. They were also kind of like hoarders. Yeah. They weren't like refined, like snobbish rich people. They were kind of like if the everyday American became a billionaire,

there was something oddly endearing and relatable about them even though they were these you know wealthy wealthy people. Yeah yeah it was not what you would think it to be and now it is being turned into a musical starring Kristen Chenoweth. First of all I love that. I feel like we're always adapting shit into musicals or whatever. But this is not something you would think to make into a musical. It's such a random moment in pop culture. But it is like this crazy story. And I bet it's going to be very good. That's what's like a great Broadway show.

Like kind of a crazy story. Like really dramatic. There could be like such crazy fun songs about these wacky events. And I love this for Jackie Siegel. I have to imagine she, you know, benefits financially from this now. I don't know, but I would hope so. I saw her once shopping a few years ago in Utah. She's like an influencer, right?

I think she has a podcast. Yeah, I think she's on social media now like the rest of us. Right. I'm going to look her up. Even though the, I think she's on social media now like the rest of us. Right. I'm going to look her up. Even though the documentary was really before like peak social media. So if it came out now, she would have like 5 million followers. Yeah, her username is TheRealQueenOfVersailles. She's kind of legendary.

Wait, she was Miss Florida. It all comes back to Miss USA. no I'm sorry she was Mrs. Florida did she compete against Ballerina is she still married to the guy I feel like they are but I would need to double check that I know that by the way yeah she has six kids three boys

and three girls and she's still married yes she is and I feel like they they got a little bit back on track business wise yeah like I think they they're fine yeah I think he did okay in 2024 he stepped down oh like literally last month he stepped down as CEO of Westgate Resorts. Yeah that was his company. Okay so he's been CEO up until now. Oh I'm happy for them. Yeah. And I think they eventually made it into the house. Well they are posing for pictures on her Instagram.

In front of like truly what looks like Hotel Ducap. Like. Yeah. And here I'm looking at a picture of her oh no that's in front of the construction site hold on did they travel private so that's great house i'm happy for them yeah stop her and her husband are like literally so cute yeah they are cute i stan okay are you ready for our fifth and final story no i'm seriously like spiraling down i know because apparently they're not in the house and

like the house just sits there half they keep taking pictures in front of this arch that's obviously the house right but they don't live there yeah the picture do you zoom in in the back i think it's a construction site well i don't think so i don't think so i think they live there yeah the picture do you zoom in in the back I think it's a construction site well I don't think so I don't think so I think they live there hurricane Ian in 2022 wrecked some of the home it's like hard to know if they're doing well financially because so many of the photos she posts like in front of planes are throwbacks you know oh yeah you know whatever I truly wish the best for them financially me as well and I this is a show I would see if given you know if time and place were right and lined up agreed and I couldn't have dreamed up a better casting like I really feel like someone went into my brain for this idea yeah our fifth and final story it's Friday it's the fifth and final story. It's Friday. It's the fifth and final story.

It's got to be some food news. I mean, classic. Food news. Yummy, yummy. Wait, we need to make like a little jingle. So every time we have food news, that's our little. Yeah. But fruit salad is three syllables.

I just. Food news. It was. So I jog out the food. It's food news. Yummy, yummy. Food news. Yummy, yummy. I'm really weird about syllables.

I don't like that. But it worked for me because it's the ooh. It's just more ooh. No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to override you as the singer, songwriter, and inventor of this jingle. It's food news.

No, like the ooh. Like seriously, that gives me a chill. Like not in a good way. Overruled. It's food news. Yummy, yummy. I guess we'll just sing it differently. How about that?

Okay, fine. Do you want to hear the food news or do you want to keep fighting about it? I kind of want to keep fighting about it, but I know that's not what we're supposed to say. So sure. Tell me. Tell me the food news or you want to keep fighting about it i kind of want to keep fighting about it but i know that's not what we're supposed to say so sure tell me tell me the food news as far as food news goes what's your favorite brand to do food news about crispy cream okay but don't worry it's not crispy cream that would be crazy if we had two crispy cream stories in one week. McDonald's drops. I mean, they're like tried and true. They've dropped and a new McFlurry. I feel like you always talk about food news on days when I'm particularly starving.

I think you're just always hungry, swirly. Ain't that the truth. Okay, let's get to the food news. Yummy, yummy, yummy. McDonald's has dropped a new McFlurry inspired by grandma's. It tastes like a trip down memory lane. So McDonald's took inspiration from an unlikely person

when coming up with the latest McFlurry flavor. On May 16th, the fast food Mavericks revealed the grandma McFlurry. The fast food what? Mavericks. This story was literally written for me. This one and the one before. I feel like someone's playing a trick on me just to get me to choose these stories in the fast five but please tell me what the flavor is

grandma mcflurry no but like what's the flavor a sweet new flavor coming to fans but it's called grandma mcflurry and it combines a delicious syrup and crunchy candy pieces like grandma's favorite treat that she hid in her purse with vanilla soft serve according to her release all in all the dessert is meant to be sweet just like grandma so the okay not them releasing this information like seriously with what's in it so you know how like there's that meme about like those strawberry second candy so is it strawberry i think it's like meant to taste like those second candies i don't know i'm i like this idea in theory but i also think it leans a little too heavily into like internet comedy. And it's like, you're McDonald's.

Stop. No, I think that would be fine if they were like, if there was a million McFlurry flavors and they were always releasing new ones. There's seriously two McFlurry flavors. This is like the oldest sort of trick in the book. They don't do anything new, innovative. And they're perfect. But to finally release like something big and new.

And like seriously, it's like an internet meme. And I still don't even get what it is three years ago and the whole meme the meme was like where do grandmas buy these grandma's treats that everyone has and by the way i saw them at the supermarket the other day oh wow mystery uncovered and i wanted to buy them but then i would really be a grandma yeah um but anyways the chief marketing and customer experience officer said that the new frozen dessert came about since grandmas are having a major moment influencing culture, be it in fashion, decor, or the food world. The Grandma McFlurry tastes like a trip down memory lane, and we're excited to give our fans that experience while honoring the grandma figure in all our lives. Really weird.

Like, really weird. This whole thing is weird. The announcement is weird. The lack of details on the actual ingredients is weird. kind of giving this like zeros across the board on top of adding the grandma mcflurry to menus nationwide they're honoring grandparents by donating to little brothers friends of the elderly a non-profit that provides companionship to elderly people well that's nice and so they're doing this dumb like PR stunt just so they can make a donation.

Just to like exploit the elderly. Yeah, you should give them a buck. Yeah. But it's weird because there's a lot of things that you could exploit. Like there's a lot of internet trends that you could harp on. And this wouldn't have even been number 100 for me.

And sometimes I feel like they would do it in collaboration with like, you know, Mother's Day. But there's, it's not like Grandparents Day like I don't know this whole thing is fucking weird it really is it's giving elder abuse and also the cup that it comes in like it's signed on the bottom xoxo grandma what so creepy this is so weird. And I also. This is like a miss. This is a miss. And I'm not saying this because I support it.

But just as like an investigative journalist, which I am, I need to know what it tastes like. Yeah, of course. Do they have a picture of it? Yeah, here. I zoomed in for you. Oh, well, it appears like there's caramel on top. And like some whipped cream But that's not even

McFlurry like doesn't have whipped cream first of all so What the hell is this? Looks like oatmeal This is like really Oh Reddit users are Oh Reddit users are claiming it's butterscotch Oh That okay by the way

Okay that is a flavor Now this makes more sense Because there's caramel on top Butterscotch. Ooh. That, okay, by the way. Okay, that is a flavor. Now this makes more sense because there's caramel on top. Butterscotch candies are very grandma. Butterscotch candies are very grandma. Okay. And I happen to think that vanilla ice cream and butterscotch like syrup is like the most fucking delicious thing on the planet. Yum.

All right, wait. But the grandma branding. Okay, this announcement was like moronic. The grandma branding is weird. Yeah. I'm so hungry. Like, seriously. Okay, well, we're almost done because it's time for Q&W.

It's time for Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our weekly segment where Jackie and I bestow the honor to two individuals, organizations, you know, pets perhaps, as either the Queenie or the Weenie of the Week. Of course, the Weenie of the Week did something weenie-like, and the Queenie of the Week did something queenie-like. So let's start out positive, you know. You want to tell me who your queenie is?

My Queenie of the Week is Eden Golan, Israel's Eurovision contestant. The way she captivated my week, I am so impressed by her, enamored by her, so talented, so graceful, so poised in the face of extreme evil and hate. And, like, there's never been a more queenie like queen that I know I co-sign but I do have a different queen okay good week because honestly just like I'm a stickler for dates like that was last week do you know what I mean uh no Eurovision was on Saturday no I know I know but like to me that was last week but I I. She hadn't been the Queenie last Friday.

Agreed, agreed. I wasn't plugged in. It's almost like if you do something Queenie-like or Weenie-like on the weekends, you might get a pass. Oh, for sure. But I had her written down as Queenie early in the week and nothing else this week superseded that. For me, the Queenie of my week,

and obviously Queenie and Weenie of the week is so personal. And I think many weeks we would have Kelly Clarkson as our queenie but this week in particular like I love the way she announced her like ozempic or whatever it was journey like as in ozempic girly and also a Kelly Clarkson stan it was a meaningful moment and I loved it and I love her can I just say something though because I saw Terry Dubrow said something and I didn't click the article but I think this is what he said based on the headline, which was that like,

I feel like she announced that she's on one of these drugs, but like, again, she had to be like, no, it's not Ozempic. It's something else. Like,

I feel like not like it's still a little bit of the like put down of Ozempic. Oh, that's funny. I didn't perceive it that way. I perceived it that she didn't want to say the brand. Okay. Um,

as just like a celebrity on a network. And I thought maybe there would be like a conflict of interest, like NBC, like, I don't know, you know, all those companies own like other companies. For sure, but like she slammed Ozempic. She said the name Ozempic. Yeah, but she just said, I'm not on that one. She didn't say it in a negative way.

She's like, I'm on a different one that does the same thing. I could see someone maybe like having Terry Dubrow's understanding of it that's not how it came off to me because she was talking glowingly about it and I don't even know if my understanding of Terry Dubrow's understanding is the correct understanding but I feel like I know by the way I feel like I do see that a lot where someone is on like a GLP-1 medication and it's like oh no I'm not on Ozempic but I'm on something else just to like kind of distance themselves well because the media the media has destroyed Ozempic nobody wants to be associated with that all they do is make fun of it right but like these are strong successful people like of course you don't have to put it down don't join

the chorus by the way i didn't think she was putting it down honestly i didn't think so but i thought definitely it was like a strange way of saying it i do see that as a trend like no no i'm not on ozempic I'm on this one. Well, a lot of people also aren't on Ozempic because they can't get it. It's too expensive. Semi-glutide compounds are cheaper and more accessible. So sometimes they're actually not on Ozempic. And Ozempic has just become, I think, kind of come like a word for the general use of No one's saying I'm on a GLP-1 medication.

They're saying I'm on Ozempic, even if they're on Manjaro, you know? It's like I'm using a Band-Aid, even though it's just like a bandage from right Dwayne Reed exactly like I'm using ketchup but it's like but I don't say oh no I'm not using a band-aid I'm using a different bandage yeah yeah it's what I'm saying um so weenie of the week you want to go first or second I will go first I think my weenie of the week is gonna be pretty harsh and people are gonna think it's extreme but I really don't oh my god and the more I ruminated on what happened this week the more upset it made me not upset that's a strong word oh sports illustrated yeah seven covers 30 cover stars 30 not an exaggeration I started to zoom in on those three evening gown covers and they were

horrible first of all if you want to have a bunch of icons together get them in the same room I don't want to see your canva photoshop seeing all of these amazing gorgeous beautiful women in some of the ugliest evening gowns I've ever seen yeah sparkly prom dresses no if you want to put them in dresses make them great like make it a fashion moment if you're not a fashion magazine go back to the bathing suits I hated everything about this sports illustrated year of covers for the 60th anniversary it was a major fucking flop and the more I look at the covers, the more I dislike them. I completely agree with you. I love that. Thank you.

My weenie of the week. And I don't know why. Like, again, it might just, it's something that like hit me sideways. It like wasn't that big of a deal. But like I weirdly thought about it a lot. Like seriously, that girl who flashed her tits during the Dublin portal, like she bothered me. The guy who spread his ass cheeks, it bothered me. Like I'm just that one for public indecency and maybe call me a prude whatever but like the fact that we weren't able to have this nice thing it

was supposed to be a nice thing it got shut down there's like police barricading it now like seriously like eat my ass yeah it really like I don't know why it really bothered me yeah no I could understand why because you she just like stood it wasn't even like she flashed her tits and put her shirt back down she stood there with her shirt even like she flashed her tits and put her shirt back down. She stood there with her shirt up, jumping around, swirling her tits in the air like for minutes. Yeah. She's wrong for that. Why?

It's like if you expose yourself to a crowd in Dublin, do you get arrested in Dublin? No. Well, she. Like no New Yorker saw her nudity. Yes, they did. They saw her back. Well, if you were standing in front of the portal, you saw her front. But only Dublin was in front of the portal. No, no. only dublin was in front of the portal no no there was like you could see her it's a 360 view

yeah yeah exactly i think dublin should arrest her for public nudity i love that i love that and i love queenie and weenie of the week drop a comment who is your queenie and weenie of the week reminder the toast is not going on tour. The Toast is doing live shows. It's Girly Swirly's Night Out. Head over to our Instagram for all the details, but next week tickets will go on sale. Patreon members get access to the pre-sale. You can become a Patreon member. Until then, not to worry at patreon.com slash toast.

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