The Toast - Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Monday. Like, this fucking sucks. Let's just acknowledge it. Like, it's Monday. We worked so hard last week. Literally for what? Just to be back here again.

I hadn't had that thought process this morning. I feel like it's a very fair Monday as far as Mondays goes. We are so close to like Thanksgiving holiday season I feel like you and I are just like truly at different parts of our cycle based on like our perspective like it's Monday this blows no I'm at a pretty feral part um but I actually I'm but I'm not taking it out on the day of the week like I'm just taking out on my husband like but on Friday I was so you know accomplished and I was And I was like, yay, it's the weekend. And it just kind of like flew fucking by.

I'm back where I started. And what do I have to show for it? Fucking nothing. What do you have to show for your weekend? What did you do this weekend? I literally watched Yellowstone. I ate. I went to the park.

Oh, I saw that you went to the park. What else did I do? I had such a busy weekend. I feel like so many weekends I really enjoy being home like playing in the backyard barbecuing and like that's always fun but this weekend both days we were like active as fuck like in car naps. Maybe that's why you feel different about the weekend like I did nothing with my weekend. I'm doing nothing with my life like. Like I honestly I had enough weekend. We had so much time but like I'm wiped out from

the weekend like I'm ready to get back to my routine. You know, it's real when like the naps are taken in the car and not in the crib. Cause that just means you're on the go. We did so much on Saturday. We went shopping. We went to the beach. I posted this on my Instagram, but it's been a cornerstone of my weekend. I went to the Lake Crusade outlet and I stocked up.

They had my color of preference. It was just such an amazing experience I didn't know that there were like crusade stores let alone outlets let alone in my vicinity I didn't know they like sold anywhere other than like the Bloomingdale's kitchen aisle other than like Williams Sonoma full price and they'll tack on more for Williams right right good luck like maybe you'll find one one time like at a Goodwill but that's it so thank you to Shannon Ford for influencing me to do that so Saturday was just like so busy with honestly I shopped till I dropped that's like to me actually

that's a really unenjoyable way to spend the day I do not enjoy like I like the process of like buying nice things for myself but like the types of shopping where you're just like you get home and your feet hurt that's like not an enjoyable way to spend the weekend no it was enjoyable shopping because it was like strolling down the street shopping not like in the dressing room trying on jeans like maybe I'll try on a pair of shoes and I was with the boys like everything is just fun to look at like art galleries and stuff um and I did walk away with a new set of Le Creuset and a pair of Chanel sandals and a Chanel outfit I see that you're wearing that today oh yes but this I got at Chanel.com I didn't get this in store it's an online see that you're wearing that today. Oh, yes. But this I got at Chanel.com.

I didn't get this in store. It's an online exclusive. So if you're watching on YouTube, Jax and I are sporting new fall merch collection, which drops on Wednesday, this Wednesday. So in two days at 10 a.m. on our website, shoptowesmerch.com. These are two of the sets that we're dropping. Jackie's is the Gargi Parji set.

She's wearing a size medium. Is that correct? I took a medium. Yes. I'm not wearing it. I took it. Yeah, actually, I'm not wearing this medium. This medium's wearing me. I'm wearing wearing it. Yeah, actually, I'm not wearing this medium. This medium's wearing me.

I'm wearing the Girly Swirly University set. We'll be teasing, like, all the products that we're launching. There's more. You guys, there's so much cute stuff. And I don't want to, like, get ahead of the other cute stuff and, like, not focus on the cute stuff that we're wearing. Of course, we had to make Gargi Pargi merch because it's Gargi Pargi fall. And, like, this has been sitting in my bathroom staring at me every day.

And I've just been wanting to wear it, but I didn't want to tease it too far in advance and that's like not fun for anyone and then of course I'm a student at Girly Swirly University I don't know about you but I'm getting my education there and I feel so smart. I wish that you could have seen me walking to work like I guess when somebody walks by me like wearing a graphic tee I guess I do always like look at it and like read what it says and people were doing that to me and I could see like the actual confusion on the faces of people they were like girly swirly is that a real place like seriously ever I'm like wow my boobs must look big today everybody's staring at them everyone was reading my sweatshirt I was cracking up I actually at like one point did feel a little embarrassed

it was so funny and um we also made a matching hat which you'll see on Instagram but can you please tell the story yes I was in Publix. I was wearing the girly swirly university hat that we've made. It says GSU. And then I was wearing the bar sweatshirt. And someone walked by me. And he was like, did you pass the bar? And I'm like, uh, no.

I'm just like a big idiot. And then Jackie texted me. She's like, we have to tell the merch people. Like, we have to cancel this GSU hat. It's confusing. It must be like a law school. Yeah, I texted me. She's like, we have to tell the merch people like we have to cancel this GSU hat. It's confusing. It must be like a law school. Yeah, I thought he like saw I went to Georgia State

and was like, did you pass the bar? Because I'm wearing a university hat. Later in my shopping experience did I realize that I'm wearing a sweatshirt that says the bar

and a university on my head and I look like a fraudulent law student. You know you look like somebody who literally like just found out they passed the bar and then had to go to Publix so you wanted to celebrate

in your own way. So I would just say like if you have a the barhirt, don't wear it with any GSU merch because you will really confuse people and all of a sudden they'll be looking for a retainer. You will see. We had such a cute photo shoot. You will see everything. So make sure you're following all of us on social media. But the vibes are like very scholarly.

Follow all of us. Very autumnal. Browns and maroons. And, you know know it's giving fall at harvard honestly it is it's also giving the color palette of a chili that wasn't the inspo but that's just what happens when gargi pargi for i it's not like we definitely didn't do it on purpose but like it's who we are like if you were cut open my body the colors i would bleed chili colors you know i mean you actually like do that is the color we have one other set that is our classic loki classic set that's the toast logo set and it's in a camel which is also quite chili like

and then i don't want to play favorites but we did produce one item that is my it's a new skew for us it's like a product we've never made yeah Yeah, that's right. It's a cardigan. We made a cardigan, you guys, because that's all we wear. And it's actually sick. And not wearing that has been really difficult for me, so I'm really excited to be having an easier time getting dressed. Wednesday, 10 a.m. Eastern time.

ShopToastMerch.com. You'll have everything you need on social media, so as long as you're following, you'll be able to see what we're selling, what time, where to go, who to see, where to be, et cetera, et cetera. So that's just like kind of big news from us. There's always big news from us. I've been wearing my GSU tote so much for the last month. I think I post it all the time because I'm always wearing it.

I wore it to the petting zoo yesterday and something so crazy happened to me. I can't believe you went to a petting zoo yesterday. That's just so not you. Well, we didn't go to a petting zoo proper. We went to a farm and they had a little zoo area. But like you can pet the animals. And it was giving petting zoo and you could feed the animals and the kids were feeding carrots to the llamas. Which is what they said you should feed them. But I think they were just like fucking with you. Because then the llamas started spitting carrots at us. Oh my god. Because then the llamas started spitting carrots at us. Oh my God.

So I have like llama spit up on my GSU tote. Llama, llama, spit pajama. Llama, llama, spit pajama. Claudia, I was traumatized. Okay, those places are, I went with Olivia once to like a zoo type of, not zoo, it was like a sanctuary where you can like feed and whatever. And the kids love it. And the kids are so fearless.

Like they just run head first like into these pens meanwhile I'm freaking out and the place like every animal was in an enclosure but they had like goats roaming freely I guess the goats like get special whatever and you can like when you buy your ticket they give you a bag of like raw vegetables like string beans and carrots to feed and like these kids just running with their hands I'm surprised they don't lose a finger. I was screaming. I turn around, there's a goat right beside. Like seriously, that is something I will,

like when I become a parent, I will never, like I can't. It's so hard. Hopefully you go with other parents who will go in the birdcage so that you don't have to, which is what happened. But I also, I went in the kangaroo pen. There was like two little kangaroos and I was just like okay there was a ton of people so what are the odds they're gonna come for us

and it was like my energy was actually like I don't want to project that on you're putting everyone in danger are fearless so it's honestly better if I just like don't go in because I was like and honestly as a humanitarian I also find fault like you saying that there's a kangaroo in South Florida like literally why that's like that there's a kangaroo in South Florida like literally why that's like why is there a polar bear in Central Park I actually don't know if that polar bear is still in the Central Park Zoo but let me tell you for 25 years there was a dead ass polar bear in Manhattan like in this tiny little glass like it was too sad it was wrong like when they get such exotic animals like I don't know it puts the whole thing in perspective

for me and I'm like I gotta get out of here I can't support this I understand but my like degree of concern like just ranges on like the size of the animal versus the cage that they're in so like I am starting with the orcas and until like the orcas are back in the wild like a little baby kangaroo hopping with his buddy and they had a big pen it's just like it's about the ratio of size to cage I also feel like ever since Blackfish the documentary like shined a light on on orcas and then just like the whole industry in general a lot of like zoos and facilities like that have changed their names to being like sanctuaries which makes you think like oh these are all rescues and I feel like they're literally not they just like changed the name on the sign from a zoo to a sanctuary just to be marked as safe. I saw an orca on Reels last week that shat in his pool and splashed the audience.

Literal king. If I were there, I would not have been okay. That's what was happening to you with the carrots. I know. It was funny to watch him take his power back. No, I loved every minute of it. Like those poor kids. But you know what? That's what your parents to you with the carrots. It was, I know. It was funny to watch him take his power back. No, I loved every minute of it. Like those poor kids. But you know what?

Like that's what your parents kept for taking you. I will never in my life take my children to like, especially the sea aquarium type of, what's that? What's the one called? SeaWorld. But you know, they're off brand. Like I will never. Yeah, like, cause like goats and llamas,

like those are farm animals. Yes, farm. And we were at a farm. That's fine. By the way, we were at a farm, a working farm. That's beautiful. So that makes it better. A thousand percent. They have that carrot homegrown.

No, I'm fine. That's non-GMO. That's cool. It was non-GMO, not a GMO in sight. But a GSU? GSU is always in sight because I'm getting my degree online well that's the other thing i was working for an hourly wage and the story of how i like got into gsu is actually really really crazy i'll tell it really briefly i was working for an hourly wage and i went do you apply early well i

went to high school and i didn't do great oh i think i knew that but still you know i got to make more cash and more education is what i was definitely looking at so when i get a degree obviously what do I think? I'll make a bigger salary. And so now I had to see, like, which college is right for me. Where do you go? I went on the internet. And I found educationconnection.com.

I took some pre-tests, obviously, like to find out my direction. And then I was taking my classes online at GSU, getting my degree. Getting your degree. That was what I loved about GSU. Like, it was completely on my own time. Internist time. And Education Connection matched me with the right college for free. It's hard.

It's very so hard not to sing it. You did really good. Thank you. That was really funny. At breaking it down. Thank you. I love to break down. I love to block and jam and love to block and jam and break.

You actually, you could study that at GSU. What else can you study at GSU? Oh, I mean, the possibilities are endless. They have like, obviously like a mean, mean communications program. That's kind of what they're known for. They have a really strong writing program. I'll be titled yeah they will they will that's that's like a whole a concentration you can actually

yeah you can actually like build your major around that which I think a lot of students really love um and I think not enough people when it comes to GSU not enough people really talk about it's so um greek yeah and if you give any of the students a word any word they will literally on on demand show you it is greek okay can i get one pargy pargy comes from the greek wordardjopolis, which means beautiful. And I learned that at Girly Swirly University and you can too. So come on down,

fall enrollment. By the way, what's that Blake Lively movie where they make a college? Accepted. That's literally GSU. It is. I would love to go to GSU.

There's no encampments at GSU. Oh yeah, no. We don't tolerate any, like, radicalism. The only thing we're indoctrinating you on is, like, the movie Sleepover, okay? That's really it. It's so true. Julie Corky.

Julie Corky. Like, you will leave Girly Swirly University completely unradicalized, but really fucking annoying. And that's the kind of promises we make at gsu yeah our mascot is yancy literally and by the way we've never lost a football game because of yancy because we don't have a football team wait also speaking of television last night was the world premiere of the final season of yellowstone i'm sure everyone watched it we will do an night was the world premiere of the final season of Yellowstone.

I'm sure everyone watched it. We will do an official recap at the end of the show, but just letting you know that that's coming. Yeah, I'm excited. I haven't spoken to you about it, but I was excited to be sat up with something to watch on a Sunday night. Can we just put out a collective thanks

to Paramount Network for airing it at eight o'clock? Like eight o'clock is such an underrated time. No, eight o'clock ising it at eight o'clock like eight o'clock is such an underrated time like no eight o'clock is the time eight o'clock eastern like if you've got that's not my problem you've got your own stuff going on eight o'clock eastern is the time for prime time for prime time like everything me it's on nine o'clock and it's not 10 o'clock done with a show at 10 o'clock like that's too late on a weeknight on Sunday where we're all trying to reset and like get our weeks off to a good start eight o'clock I can't really tell you how much I appreciated that yeah it was nice I was able to start a book I had some pie that I got from the farm

so I had some pie with my yellow stone I know what I did this weekend I totally forgot I read a whole book which one the many lives of mama love yeah it was Oprah's book choice I loved it I loved it like it was just the thing to get me back you know should I I think you would like it I'm reading a Frida just a little palate cleanser to get me to the next one I'm gonna put this on my goodreads quickly or else I will completely forget I need a goodreads for tv shows because when I always say I'll add it to my content plate I don't put it anywhere anytime someone recommends me a book that I want to read no but like I don't write it down good reads I guess that's like where all the different streamers you could log into your

Netflix and Jackie it exists Gen Z's obsessed with it I don't know if it's about TV shows or movies I think it's both both I think it's called letterbox I need it for TV shows yeah it definitely exists something like that. I'll poke around. I'm pretty sure, but it might just be movies. I could do it for movies too. Half the battle.

And I watched another Harry Potter movie and I know like it's tough when I get really into something that like there's such a fan base of like when I started watching Gilmore Girls.

I never really told you guys that like I stopped watching it because I couldn't with those fucking women. Like they were just horrible women. Like I just, I hated all of them like once season like two once you've seen one episode of Gilmore Girls you've seen them all like nothing happens I think that's also the point yeah and it's nice but like for better or worse stimulated a little

bit more and so I'm sorry like I didn't even want to follow up like with where my journey went because like so many people love it and I'm not trying to like take a big shit on it and having the same sort of thing with Harry Potter maybe maybe I watched too much of it too quickly. So we only watched one this week, and it was The Ireder of the Phoenix. And it was fine. It was good. I'm just like...

Was The Phoenix Iredered? I don't even know who The Phoenix was. How about that, okay? Did they Ireder it after all? I know why they called it The Goblet of Fire. Why did they call it The Order of the Phoenix? No, I literally don't know and I'm just like I'm kind of getting over it or I need like a little bit of a break yeah think about the fact that everybody waited years for the books to come out in between each other and movies too like it's unnatural to watch them back to back to back yeah

and it's not like it's not that good you know. Like it's good. It's good. It's good. Oh and oh my god now it's all coming back to me. I actually had like a very productive weekend. I met baby Reed. Baby Reed. Dana from the Reed heads and her baby Reed. I finally met him. He's so cute. So like that was kind of like the big moment of my weekend.

That's so cute. He's really cute. It's also crazy to see like an actual child tending to a child do you know what I mean it's very disarming they are proportionally matched yeah yeah yeah it's just like Dana's aura like not even the fact that she's 311 like her aura is also very childlike she has this sort of yeah beautiful essence that's very childlike and so just to see her like burping a baby, I'm like, excuse me? What are you doing? Yeah. It was shocking.

Yes, like when people like film their eight-year-olds taking care of their newborns. Like when you have a kid at home and then you just get home from the hospital with your newborn baby and it's like this grown kid.

Yeah, that's literally Dana. Yeah, you have like an older child who can now help you with the younger one. It's a beautiful thing. It's a beautiful thing. That's Dana. That's literally Dana,

an older sister. That's really fun. We also have a lot to get into because after last week's episode wrapped the grammy noms came out and everyone was freaking yes i'm honestly glad we couldn't have fit it into friday's episode i was focused on one brianna miss chicken fry when it came out everyone was like oh grammy noms one second after you release the episode. I was actually relieved. I only had space in my brain on Friday for one thing and one thing only and that was Spongebob Square Chin. Yeah. So everything happens the way it should. Correct.

Everything happens for a reason, Turney. Correct. Trust the timing of your life. I will. Trust the timing of the toast. I shall. I feel like sometimes people don't trust the timing. I don't know. Do you feel like sometimes people don't trust the timing. I don't know. Do you feel?

Do you find that? I have a lot of gripes with people in general. And I don't know if like them not trusting timing is something. The timing of the toast. That's not one of my personal gripes. But to each their own, obviously. I just find that that's something that people struggle with. So I just would like to un-that-birding. That's also something we're tackling at Gurley Swirly University.

It's kind of one of our core. How to really enjoy a Malafi. It's our core, one of our core tenets of the university. It's one of the founding principles. What is the founding principle of Gurley Swirley University? That's a really good question. And that the answer is, what is the founding principle? Just like, I don't know. the answer is um what is the founding principle just like

i don't know that's like a hard question do you know what i mean for like this fake stupid university that we made up like you're being that joe rogan no like i think we've officially like i don't know this you you question too close to the sun like I understand. But remember I told you about that Joe Rogan clip where he'll be like riffing with someone and then they'll say something in the riff? And by the way, I don't know why. I'm out of the riff. The riff ended and now I'm back in reality

and I can't go back there. You can't make me. I need to find this clip. I'm going to post it to my story because I've experienced it. I'm on Joe Rogan today. Congratulations. Thank you.

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and Charli X are also among the top nominees. So the nominees are in the big categories. Before we go for the big nominees can we can I just say one thing I think like one of the big stories of this nomination I think the thing that I had seen most was Ariana Grande being snubbed Eternal Sunshine is not nominated in any of the main four categories she is nominated I think in like best pop vocal album which is where they like give you throw you a bone right where they stick you and people are so mad and so furious and I want to say I was not in the least bit surprised that she wasn't nominated I actually when you look at the level of talent and the amount of albums that

like went so viral and I'm talking about full bodies of work like I never even actively listened I never sat down and listened to Charli X's music I probably know eight songs on her album just from like the grocery store and TikTok. Chapel Roan, Sabrina, Taylor. Like it really was the year of the pop girlies. And all these four categories include every genre. They include country, R&B. So I think to assume that Ariana would have been in any of those main categories is a false assumption.

I think the album was good. I think there was one song that really took off, but I don't think the whole body of work really, for most people, not her fans, like for most people, people didn't receive it like that. Like they just listened to We Can't Be Friends like on the radio. Yeah, so I really liked the album and I would have been totally happy to see it

get nominated for something big, but understand that it was a huge stacked year. And so it didn't get that because like there's a million categories and there were other big pop albums. I think the bigger snub is We Can't Be friends not getting nominated for song or record of the year when it not only was such a popular song but musically like it is sonically so fucking good it's so funny I didn't even it didn't even cross my mind like it's a good song I actually sat down and went out of my way to listen to it the album too but when you really think about from

a pop perspective how competitive it was this year like that album just really did not make the cut like even this year I feel like we've been talking so much about the pop girlies Chapel Sabrina um Taylor like we never said Ariana like we literally never did every time we're talking about like the battle of the pop girls like that's a good song I don't even think it really had such it had a lot of success but not when you compare it to like other big songs that were on there we were talking about it in like q1 q2 of this year ever since the summer it's been chapel sabrina charlie maybe even like olivia but in q1 q2 ari's album had come out casey musgraves who was thoroughly snubbed because to me like she put out a really nice album that could have been nominated but wasn't I think it was another one that just, like, didn't hit that.

I don't think that it was snubbed. Like, just because you put out an album. Not snubbed. Like, not snubbed because there's no one here I would take out. That's the thing. Like, if you want someone to be nominated, tell me who you would take out. Who doesn't deserve it. And I can't say I would take out Chapel Room because I didn't listen to it.

Or I would take out Billy Ash. I didn't listen to it. And so I can only judge. But you can't say I would take out Chapel Room because I didn't listen to it or I would take out Billy Osh I didn't listen to it and so but you can't deny the impact right I can only judge the albums that I listened to and if something that I listened to I thought wasn't good enough I could say you could take that out but I can't say about without you know I didn't listen to Andre 3000 I don't know if you should take right no you probably right you probably shouldn't and also like those categories are meant to represent like a breadth of genres not just the music we listen to right so like of the music of the pop albums that made it to album of the year and the ones that I listened to,

like, no, I wouldn't, there's only space for so many things, but like I thought Casey Musgraves released a beautiful album as did Ariana, but it was just a stacked year for albums. So it's not like a snubbing necessarily, but to not really get that in one big category and just get pop vocal,

that's a little snobby because they could have thrown in a best pop vocal performance I just can't I feel like when you're at a certain level and you put out music there is this expectation from like your fans that you would just get nominated because of that and I feel like Ariana is at that level where like every time she releases music it's like a big deal it was good you know our you could objectively it was good music you can't like really criticize it. It was well-received. So it's like the same with crazy Casey Musgraves. She's a person at a certain level who released an album. And there's just this expectation that you would be included in these categories.

And I actually think that's false. Like just because you are at that level and you release an album doesn't automatically mean that you just get put in those categories. But Casey Musgraves last album, I wouldn't have said the same thing. Like this was a really, really good album. The songs were really well thought out and like beautifully written. But you also have to think about like how it sells, right? album I wouldn't have said the same thing like this was a really really good album the songs were you also have to think about like how it sells right that's what that famous Kanye line you gotta say they say you gotta sell it to snatch the Grammy like how it performs is a huge indicator

of whether you're included or not and I do not think that Kasey's most recent album performed well given her you know history yeah so that that yeah but it's not a people's choice award right also just about edit like their take on music and anyways I just think there were a lot of really this year so next year is like you could try next try again you could try Sears oh and notably missing from every single category is Dua Lipa and like her small but mighty fandom is enraged but I think that like most listeners of music are not surprised to what was the album called Radical Optimism or something. The song that you know you probably know is Houdini. Yeah. Which was a bop you know she's known for making bops but I think it

references like what we've been saying about her a lot is like there's really no like interpersonal connection between her and her fans like we don't know anything about her like she just is kind of like this hit maker and that's it yeah it's like what Kacey Musgraves doesn't have yes Dua Lipa has and what Dua Lipa doesn't have is what Kacey Musgraves has it's hard to have everybody listening to your music and of everyone caring about your music too like they each have one yeah so let's get into some of the big categories record of the year and so this is always the song that's like it's not about what was the most popular song of the production song of the year it's about production one now and then the Beatles seriously what year like what are they talking about the Beatles are dead Claudia I don't know and I don't care like this like seriously I didn't hear it at Publix it

wasn't agreed oh but it's about sound two Texas holes I'm Beyonce that was that was everywhere three espresso Sabrina four 360 Charlie how does that go because I don't have that experience with Brad to me Brad is so internet like I don't Brad is so internet and by the way if you told me the title of a song I don't know you play it for me I know all the words like I actually don't know which one okay oh wait no I don't know I literally don't know like okay it's five birds of a feather Billy Eilish that's a really beautiful song um Six, Not Like Us, Kendrick Lamar. I feel like that might win. How does it go?

It's one of those ones also like play it and I know the words, but I don't. But it's like, it's everywhere. Seven, Good Luck Babe, Chapel Rome. It's such a competitive year. And eight, Fortnite by Tailored. It's competitive because it's tailored. No, I don't think it's a very it's such a competitive year and ate fortnight by tailored it's competitive because it's tailored but no I don't think it's competitive I start the album at track number two I don't think it's competitive and it's so interesting how ttpd is in all these big

categories as it 1000 should be and it's I think it actually has a chance to win some of them um and the lead single that they put forth and they obviously you have to nominate your you put yourself up for nominations like they don't just choose you she put forth fortnight in a bunch of different categories and that's like the one she ran with and i and i don't think it's even remotely like emblematic of how good the album is so what do you think will win record of the year what do you think should win record of the year wow you in these like deep questions today i don't fucking know like we do this every time like what would you vote for as a member? What do you think will actually get the award?

I think Billie Eilish will get the award. No, I don't think she will. It was not like Billie Eilish had a lot of successes here, but it was not her year. Do you know what I mean? Birds of a feather year. It was birds of a feather year. Like was it?

I think she'll get it. And I have something, I have something crazy to say about espresso. I love espresso. I love Sabrina. But it's like, I don't think as a record, I think it has a better chance of being song of the year and it should be song of the year,

but it's not record of the year. I don't disagree. Like the grammar's wrong. I wouldn't be surprised. That's that me espresso? If it's Charlie or Chapel. Charlie? I wouldn't be surprised if it's Charlie or Chapel.

Okay. I really can't say. It's tough. I feel like some years it's so obvious. I think it will be and should be Birds of a Feather. That's so random. I feel like it's like not even in contention. Like they threw her a bone.

I think like... Okay. I don't know what I think think um not like us could win but continue album of the year one new blue sun andre 3000 two cowboy carter beyonce three short and sweet sabrina four brat churley five do jesseJesse, volume four, Jacob Collier. Six, Hit Me Hard. I'm sorry to Jacob. I'm sorry about all that. Six, Hit Me.

I'm really sorry. Six, Hit Me Hard and Soft, Billie Eilish. Seven, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess, Chap. Eight, Tortured Poets Department, Lurd. I am going to put in my prediction as jesse vol four by jacob collier to win um i think that will win and it should just to make up for what i just did no okay so if it were up to me like the album of my year was tortured poets department i actually don't think she will win this year she has won like six or seven times she'll be fine i think that

and i also think short and sweet could win but i don think it will. I think when you look at the year, like the album we were talking about the most, like it was Brat here, Brat this, Brat that, Brat. Like it was Brat. That would be huge if she won. I think who should, who would I vote for as a member of the voting board? Sabrina.

Sabrina. I love this album. Can't stop listening to it. Who I think will win is Beyonce because I think to like give a dig to the CMAs for not even nominating her and also like last year when Jay-Z made his speech he was saying how like Beyonce's the most awarded female artist yet she doesn't have album of the year um so I think they'll like write that I mean all right GHG okay like it's wrong that she doesn't have

album of the year but that doesn't make this album like the winner. No I agree but I'm just saying like politically. I think the Grammys doesn't do that like they. I think no they've been doing that recently where like every category no one really like sweeps anymore everyone wins one award and I think like politically they're gonna do Cowboy Carter. That's a good call although I don't think

it was the album of the year. So what do you to ask my hard question again what and should brat will when you think and what should i answered your question already i said torture poets department but brat oh for you okay okay pirate jelish next song of the year this is such a great category because like every year needs a song and we need to decide what it was song of the year is first a bar song shabuzy now ain't that the truth two birds of a feather billy that really was a song of the year die with a smile number three

bruno mars and lady gaga two of my faves but it was not the song of the year unfortunately two of my faves would take a bullet for either of them the song is so good but like what the fuck is this song doing here listen i think i just wanted to like came out a week ago like it's so crazy nobody listens to it like except for us yeah number four fortnight the lurd number five good luck babe chap number six not like us chandrick lamar seven please please please sabrina eight texas hold'em beyonce shocking to see sabrina represented in this category with please please please and not espresso espresso was the song i agree so but the thing is you again you nominate your own music for like you put forth fusion so that's odd although i do think the song of the year was someone pull me up a double shot of whiskey i think shibuzee should and will win you'll never see me complain about that i think

that um espresso should have been nominated for song of the year please please would have been better for record of the year and I would honestly be happy and or and or understand anyone winning this agreed but I'm putting my money on shaboos but I also could see birds of a feather birds of a feather is gonna win something it really it was everywhere I like it was everywhere but I don't know maybe I just like ignored it because I deeply dislike Billie Eilish. Nobody, nobody ignored it more than me.

Yeah. Like nobody. And they made it really hard. Like I kind of ignored Brad and like, that wasn't that hard. No, I'm sorry. I completely disagree.

Brad is, was unignorable, but maybe it's cause I'm chronically online. I, I think, and more Tik TOK, like birds of a feather permeated reels. Every time I post a reel,

they're like, when he's birds of a feather,ated reels every time i post a reel they're like wanna use birds of a feather i'm like kind of no next best new artist oh he's such a fun category one benson boone pargylicious a fake lewis capaldi i like that two sabrina carpenter with her sixth studio album. Three, Dochi. Four, Krung Bin. Five, Ray. Six, Chapel Roan. Seven, Shaboosie. Eight, Teddy Swims.

Like this is tough because there are so many people in this category worthy. So many worthy. Sabrina, Shaboos, Teddy Swims, Ray. But honestly. Chapel? No, Chapel's going to win. Like it's not even a question. Yeah, I will understand if she wins i think she could and should win i think she'll be around for a very long time and like that that this will age well you know sometimes it doesn't age well when you're

like that was best new artist and and they beat so and yeah there's like a roundup of incredibly famous people who lost best new artists like i think celine dion lost like it's not an accurate predictor of who is gonna make it big yeah and sometimes when they do best new artist they have the one from the previous year announce it and I'm like who the hell is that right right right so yeah there's a lot of good choices yes next let's do pop best pop vocal album okay one short and sweet Sabrina two hit me hard and soft Billy three eternal sunshine Ari for the rise and Best pop vocal album. Okay. One, Short and Sweet, Sabrina. Two, Hit Me Hard and Soft, Billie. Three, Eternal Sunshine, Ari.

Four, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess, Chapel Roan. Five, TTTBD. I feel like maybe Tailored would win this one. It really was the greatest pop vocal album. But when you think about album of the year, maybe it wasn't. But I think she has a chance here. Although, I don't know how you get nominated here and in best album. And then you don't wait. Right.

Yeah. I think it should be short and sweet period. This is where I'll say like should and would and could be. Yeah. That's the best pop pussy pop and pop vocal album of the year. I agree. The pop vocals are off the charts i agree for miss sabrine let's get to the country category i wish we would i wish you would

what song is that i have literally no idea me neither okay country best country song one the architect by casey okay i don't know what's coming next But like that has my vote Even just for the one line How many times did we say that line this year Jackie see what's coming next And you'll take back what you say Two A Bar Song by Shabuzy I'm kind of becoming one of those people

Like I think we're all winners here Three I Am Not Okay by Jelly Roll Literally me every morning Four I Had Some Help Post Malone and Morgan Wallen all winners here three i am not okay by jelly roll literally me every morning four i had some help post malone and morgan wallen yeah they worked hard on that five texas hold'em beyonce you know this is a competitive category yeah but when i think of the country song it's a bar song it's a bar song it's gotta be a bar song next best country album one cowboy carter beyonce two f1 charlie and post malone three deeper well casey musgraves okay so she got nominated

country she's back to her roots okay so it wasn't a total snubbery she's on it wasn't a total snubbery four higher chris stapleton five and probably the winner whirlwind by laney wilson uh who should win either which is crazy because neither of them are true concierge artists but it should be beyonce or post malone and honestly i wouldn't be surprised if it was post malone there are so many songs from that album that are so popular i love that album excellent my favorite one is the one um i think it's with tim mcgraw randomly my favorite one is a blake shelton one interesting somebody pour me a drink somebody get me a song

i'm about to get on a road let me tell you what my favorite one is in case you want to listen to it wrong ones oh cruising in the tesla with. But them wrong ones keep looking at me. I feel like we covered most of the categories, but I wanted to talk about something because I saw KFC from Barstool made a video about it and it was such a good call. Best comedy album. They had Ricky Gervais, Dave Chappelle, Jim Gaffigan,

Nikki Glaser, and Trevor Noah. And he was like, where the fuck is the Shane Gillis? Like, this is such a snub. Like, really, when you think about comedy specials and this, comedy albums are audio versions of a special. So when you think about what special, like, really took the world by storm, Shane Gillis's was huge. And it launched his entire career. Like, he became so mainstream successful. And as you were saying, it's only a snub if there's someone in here that does. Trevor Noah, raise your hand. Raise your hand if you watch Trevor Noah special.

Like who is actively seeking out Trevor Noah content? Fucking nobody. Like it was, it's such an insult. He's actually like, he's not even like, I want to say like a popular comedian. He's like a popular celebrity host. But like really no, no one's like a popular celebrity host, but like really no one's actively seeking out his specials and his albums. And it's actually an insult to like the comedians who are really selling out insane venues, getting Netflix specials, like the Tim Dylans of the world, Andrew Schultz, like

people who actually make waves and conversations. That's the point of comedy. You might think it's like controversial or offensive, but like that's what comedy is and that's what comedy does. And like seriously I didn't even hear, I didn't even know Trevor Noah released a special. Like, okay. And most of these specials I didn't watch, but I saw them on, you know, top Netflix. I did see Ricky Gervais's and I did see Nikki Glaser's. But like, these are people who are constantly making waves. And they have huge fan bases.

Like it's giving industry plant. Oh, for sure and it's just giving like grammy staying behind in some categories and this is not reflective of like the true comedy when you because comedy is so internet right like so many comedians didn't really come up the traditional way anymore they're doing like podcasts and they go viral and like kind of like matt rife matt rife shouldn't have been nominated but you know what i mean um and and they're just like kind of like Matt Reif. Matt Reif shouldn't have been nominated, but you know what I mean. And they're just like kind of. He could have been. Did he put out a special this year?

He did and it wasn't well received. Like it was like. So I just feel like it's totally missing like a huge part of the internet, the comedy scene, which is the internet. Honestly, Hannah Burner should have been nominated.

Yeah. When I think about like specials that people were talking about. Trevor Noah their comedy vertical nominators are obviously just ancient yeah yeah well the Grammys are poised to be like a very good viewing because the girlies should be there there'll be good performances and this bodes well for music's biggest night. They say that at every award show. What do you think is music's biggest night? Probably Girly Swirly's night out, December 8th. Gizmo holiday spectacular, you guys.

We are doing a Gizmo in December. It's actually really coming up. It's a holiday. It's like less than a month away. It is in Hollywood, Florida, and it's Decembercember 8th and it's going to be so much fun and if you haven't gotten your tickets yet like treat yourself to a little jizz no just just no uh are you ready for our next story no particular order because miss lurd taylor swift attended the chiefs v other team game last night.

And a lot was happening with her security detail. Lots of little things happening. So she attended the game with her parents. I'm sorry. That will always and forever be one of my favorite things about her. The way she fucking loves. She's the coolest person on the planet. She could have brought the president.

She could do anything she wants. And the way she chooses to exclusively hang out with her parents like i'm sorry it's such queenie behavior yeah she was wearing a little suit she actually changed up her look because she would like has been doing like sexy wag vibe and and here she's doing still sexy because she had her corset on but she was wearing a little little two-piece set with her hair and a little chignon. She looked very much like the owner of the team. Like, she looked very presidential in a sexy way. It's not what you would think.

Like, oh, I'm going to watch my boyfriend play basketball. What is it? Football. She looked great. Sometimes the wags switch up their looks, you know. She looked great. I feel like I'm very critical of her looks. And while I thought it was like a little like not the not the my only critique is

that like it's not what I would imagine for a football game but objectively she looked amazing yeah so um her security team was actually they were caught like telling photographers to stand up yeah yeah but it was because she was wearing a skirt they didn't like sometimes when you take from below they didn't want to get like pictures of her skirt of course makes sense and then also yeah telling everyone to stand back which yeah stand back man look at the hell away the lard is coming through the lard is coming through Travis's team is still undefeated they're like nine and oh there was like a little they went on like a technicality last night did you see no so you're saying her traveling made it to the big game well it looks like he's gonna make it to the big game? Well, it looks like he's going to make it to the big game. You think? He also tied some big record of tight end things.

And he scored another touchdown. He had been through a little bit of a drought, but the team was able to keep going without him. And he got his mojo back. He got his shit together. Yeah, literally. And yeah, last night they were about to lose, but they went on a field goal.

They blocked the other team's field goal, which is very rare, I think. Oh, OK. That's cool. I thought you were going to say it was like a call and then it's giving NFL scripted. No, but yeah, I think it is really crazy that they're still undefeated. It is giving scripted. Yeah.

Well, the thing is, is like the teams that like could have beat them, like the 49ers. Christian McCaffrey has been out for like six weeks. He's back now. But when they played the Chiefs, he was out. Are they not in the same league? Wait, didn't they play in the Super Bowl together yeah but last year they had a Super Bowl rematch like a week or two ago right right right and Niners lost but Christian was out like got it redo at the Super Bowl correct I'm so where's the Super Bowl this year it It's literally so far away. Last year was in Vegas.

Why do I feel like it's in Miami? No, it was recently in Miami. I feel like it's in Arizona. Where is the Super Bowl this year? Oh, no, it was just in Arizona. Is it? Where is it? Where?

Illinois? New Orleans. New Orleans. We're in Nola jackie we're nola nola kill us if we tell that story um i don't know it's like other people's like it's other people's story too okay i'm saying it but i'll protect the identities it's not even a bad story when olivia was in like the seventh grade we're just like telling everything Olivia ever did sorry Olivia has been our source of inspiration like is that a big deal for many many years so when Olivia was in middle school she was like a part of this clique it was four girls and I won't say their names but their letters of each of their names started n-o-d-a Olivia's obviously the o

um so they would call themselves like no duh and then like they came up with this like kind of cute little catchphrase slash slogan they were like we're no duh no duh and so mean like what are you dumb no duh and the way it stuck with me like my whole life i'm always no olivia can't breathe without us without it sticking with us. I'm trying to think if I remember the names of everyone. I think I do. I won't say.

I won't say. To protect. Yeah. Their privacy. I'll say the N because she's like cool. I feel like she listens to the toast. Like I don't, I don't keep in touch with the D or the A. Touch with the duh. With the duh.

But no, like Olivia still like is like besties. So like Natalie. Natalie. She's been unmasked. Yeah. Good luck finding her are you ready for our next story no duh it's a little star-studded news oh wait what number three yeah yeah sit down okay sit your ass down yeah sorry leonardo dicaprio celebrated his star-studded 50th birthday with the stars br Pitt, Robert De Niro, and Steven Spielberg.

And? At a pro- Your girl. Ines de Ramon. Brad Pitt's plus one. Discover me, Ramon. Discover me. So he had a star-studded private party,

like the kind that, you know- You dream about. They write movies about. With all of his favorite co-stars. All the Hollywood A-listers were out last night at a private house for Leo's birthday party. Paris Hilton was there. Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, Robin Thicke. I won't say the next one.

Skip to Jamie Foxx. Mark Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo was the next one. I didn't want to ruin an otherwise fun, lovely evening. Celeb story. With a little rough. And they're calling,

he's a Marvel star? They put him in a superhero movie? Yeah, Jackie, he's a Marvel star. I'm an athlete like we're all just lying that's really crazy that he does marvel it's really crazy that he does does like that he like does what he does I don't buy that I don't want this to come about Mark Ruffalo like it's not like I'm not no I'm not donating my platform to my nemeses yeah so there was like a big Hollywood party this weekend and you guys

weren't invited yeah and and to be honest like ever since I heard about what goes down at like diddy parties I no longer like feel FOMO from events like these like I don't even want to know what happened at this party like I think these people are disgusting no I completely agree they don't have the luster that they used to have sometimes they do like when I see like Taylor hanging out with like the swirlies like Sabrina like like i'm like oh i wish i was there kelly teller like that's not what this is this is like serious hollywood elite like these are the people these are the people i completely like who it's like these are the people yeah they've got like oh you know unscrupled big katie rolling through like you just don't know what's about to go down this is like one of those hollywood

parties that at one point you probably were like oh the stars are out and now it's about to go down. This is like one of those Hollywood parties that at one point you probably were like, oh, the stars are out. And now it's like, yucky, run for your life. Yucky, run for your fucking life. Like the way I felt nothing, except just like seeing that picture of Ines, Derrimon and Brad leaving, like love to see them, you know, out and about.

Other than that, like I felt nothing. Yeah. There's something, yeah. There's something very Hollywood about this particular group of people like it's very A-list it's very Hollywood and it definitely gives me the heebie-jeebies knowing what I know now yeah in a bad way yeah now that we know the things that we know yeah and that's not to say everybody there is complicit but never said it it's just the same vibe do you

agree it's a vibe yeah release the Release the lists. Release the lists. Maybe they will. But these people, Jackie, these people are partying while they still can. Yeah. I guess if they're already like, if it's going down. Right. No, this, I will go down with this ship. But if I were like a newcomer in Hollywood, I would stay away from these parties.

Not even a newcomer. If I was somebody in Hollywood with a moral compass, I would stay away. No compass i would say like if you've already been like a party goer yeah but we were saying the other day how like i can never implicate like sabrine in the like the toxicity of hollywood because she just got there and she wasn't there look was she at that party last night right right yeah just hang out with your home friends okay like literally maybe call up your camp friends if you want to mix it up it's so true but stay away totally from nights such as these before we continue let me let you know that the rest of today's episode is brought to you by minted whether you're decorating your home throwing a party you're sending love through the mail minted offers unique design forward stationary art and home decor designed by independent artists from all around the world when it comes to holiday

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then he's also calling him like the country pd the country ditty of country d it's ditty double t and ditty double d now there's actually been quite a few updates in the brianna saga because brianna is like officially free and she is not holding back like she really wants to speak her truth so she is posting a lot of content she's responding to comments i think of like the kind of like remaining shoe to fall in this whole saga is like where does Brianna's best friend Grace fall into this now for those who don't know they're like best friends from home when Brianna started blowing up a bar she got her friend a job there and they co-host the plan brie podcast she's been on a ton of like the bffs pods she's now like getting into comedy she opens for Whitney Cummings so like Brianna

really like brought her along on this journey and as the relationship progressed like it was becoming very clear to like their fans that there was a distance between them. And of course, now knowing what we know, that's textbook abuse, isolating this person from everyone they know and love. And so everyone's really sort of waiting to hear from Grace now that we've heard everything from Brianna. It's like, well, what happened with Grace? And in the song that Dave just released it said that he never liked Grace and he went um and wrote a song this his song Pink Skies is apparently based on Grace's life so the story I'm hearing is that like Grace's grandmother died and Brianna like had to

force Zach to go to the funeral with her and he was like so mad he like ran home after like making him do things he didn't want to do and wrote a song, Pink Skies, that is like about Grace's life, I guess. And that's like one of his big songs, right? Because that title sounds familiar to me. And yeah, Brianna commented. She said, because I forced him to go to her grandma's funeral, he screamed at me, then wrote it that night, which is so crazy.

And then Grace has spoken. This is what she said, because there were people were then thinking, well, oh, Grace probably took the video. It was a very good theory because grace has not said anything and like honestly it's giving nda so then people are putting together that story i told on the podcast on friday that brianna had said that you know they had filmed zach having a breakdown for brianna and then he got so mad about being filmed people had then made the connection like well maybe grace was the one that filmed him she was probably at the birthday party anyway and maybe he had her sign an NDA to never release that thing never talk about it and that's why she's been so silent so people kind of like made

peace with that theory being like that's actually definitely true because it's a good theory yeah so then she posted on Instagram story a picture of people around a bonfire and said I wish I didn't even have to say this but there is no world where I would ever take money from that clown to shut me up it's been quite the year and I'm still not ready to talk about it online I'm just happy Brie is free from that piece of shit that's all for now not that I mean I didn't say before but I didn't really know these rumors had so much credence but I didn't think that that's what happened I think Brianna just spoke like five minutes ago so like why would Grace speak one before her or two i think they'll talk

about it together on their podcast together at some point when they're both feeling ready to talk about it but i think like grace probably has stuff that she saw and an experience of her own but like it's not about grace right now rihanna like process all of that publicly and privately first before she like joins the pile i completely agree the first thing is that actually in her statement i don't think if she had taken money like there's nothing wrong with that there's no shame in that like I don't think if that had been the case like I would have completely understood it second of all this sort of like demanding to hear from Grace like it's actually not about Grace right now like I wish everyone would lay off Grace first of all like yeah she's

clearly like new to this like public life and I think if you follow her on social media you see she's not like entirely comfortable with it yet and Brianna sort of like, she's clearly like new to this like public life. And I think if you follow her on social media, you see she's not like entirely comfortable with it yet. And Brianna sort of like fell into it. And like, she's just one of those people who like was kind of like made for this life. And I think that Grace is like a little bit more shy. And so all this attention, I think, makes her uncomfortable. But first of all, like, yes, Brianna's telling her story.

Like, Grace doesn't need to come in and say, and then this happened to me. Like, it's Brianna's like story. Like, let her have a moment. And I think like if Grace had come in and then this happened to me. Like it's Brianna's like story, like let her have a moment. And I think like if Grace had come in and then this happened, like one thing at a time, but the internet is like, so they're even more curious to hear from Grace

than they were to hear from Bri. Like there's kind of this obsession with Grace. And I'm like, honestly, like can we leave her out of it? Yeah. Like give her space. I think everything in time, like the peeling back of layers,

we literally just peel back one layer. Like everyone calm down. These are real people's lives. And then they're to not only go through that just as a human being is so hard but then to figure out like how to share what to share when to share like and these are young girls like give them a minute they're literally 25 it's so important to keep remembering that and this like this big powerful superstar like came between their best friendship like it makes me so sad I was looking at pictures of them I don't know why I was like stalking them last seriously don't be ashamed it made me and then I was looking at pictures from their tour and then knowing that that's when all of it was going down torturing Brianna with like breaking

up and he was supposed to be there like it seriously made me so sad yeah no it's disgraceful and I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna make you even more sad ready no like I'm gonna cry no you're gonna Jackie you're literally gonna cry because apparently there's like a whole like storyline about Grace's dad I was like fell into this TikTok rabbit hole so Grace's dad at first like it was all good you know I remember seeing like you know on Valentine's Day he sent flowers to Brianna and Grace like he was really courting both of them like he was you know being smart and apparently uh he was he met or was hanging out with Grace's dad and Grace's dad like loves music it's like his dream to be a singer and Zach was like let's get you in the studio like like I could make that happen for you like let's make a song whatever and like it never

happened because like he just started hating Grace that's just what I heard on TikTok oh I'm just glad it didn't happen and not like he brought him in the studio and then they laughed at him and Claudia stop I mean it might have happened but all I know is that the song never came out oh my god I hope they I hope they never had to cross paths with him I just know Zach Bryan has had like the worst week ever and that actually brings me joy on Friday after we wrapped I was in my car with Satchie Cratchie and I went to my release radar on Spotify because you know Satchie is all about the new music and the cover of my release radar which is personalized to me is Zach Bryan. First song is like his song I'm like why I don't listen to him like why is he there and then Margot like wanted to listen to it now I'm

curious like I'm in the and I listen I don't think I've ever like I know one time I listened to his new album last fall but I didn't really like process it. I listened to the, and I listen, I don't think I've ever, like, I know one time I listened to his new album last fall, but I didn't really like process it. I listened to his song and I was like, why does he sing like this? Like, why does he sing? Like he has like marbles in his mouth. Like he's an old man. Frogs in his throat. Well, I was watching Yellowstone last night and I watched the last episode that they had

released. Cause I needed like a refresher and I don't know if I ever finished it. And I'm like listening. I'm like, is this fucking Zach Bryan? By the way, his music. Now that then I remember it's because I watch everything with subtitles so it says like blank by Zach Bryan playing yeah his music is all over Yellowstone I remember that and still it wasn't enough for me to like get into it yeah so I did listen to his song High Road like shut up

shut up he was like saying stuff like shut up I love that like what that's how I felt what if you just shut up what if you just I think we have one I know I saw you put the iPad away I wasn't gonna stop you though because I wanted to talk about Yellowstone you know what let's get into it I don't care to talk about this fifth and final story there's nothing to say fifth and final story Yellowstone recap yes okay so after much anticipation and I just want to say I posted on my Instagram like when the episode started I was like this better be fucking good because they made us wait so long and everybody was trying it was horrible I didn't think it was so bad like didn't much happen no but they had a lot of work to do to like reset

they had to remind us first of all what the fuck was going on they had a lot of work to do so it wasn't like great it wasn't't. And it was very confusing. And I feel like I missed, like I blinked and missed something where they were going back and forth in time. Oh, no, no. Did I? No.

Because they said one fucking time six weeks ago. And then I assumed the rest of the episode would be. Oh, you mean? Okay. So they literally said. I missed the first six weeks ago. And I'm like, why is Rip like going back to Beth and he's stopping and posing and taking

pictures with they went back but then they never told us when we went forward got it okay I at some point surmised from their conversation like that you know Texas is a world away I'm like okay he's going towards Texas nobody's like sad at the moment I missed something yeah I just want to say like I wasn't on my phone like I do think that I blinked for too long yeah by the way I could see how that was I got on board and I oh because I saw it and I was still confused because that when she Lou met with the hitman I'm like oh so it hasn't happened yet when she Lou yeah okay I was able to orient myself so I don't know if it was just me I had a feeling that they were spoiler alert going to kill off John Dutton in some form because Kevin Costner won't come back to work. It didn't occur to me like he wouldn't even come back for one day.

Like I didn't. Oh, so we could have moved forward without him a year ago. Like there was no resolution. I thought maybe like he was going to die for sure because he wasn't going to commit to filming all the episodes. And then they would go on without him. I didn't know he wasn't going to show up even in one scene. Yeah.

Yeah. and it was really weird like I had a really it's hard to watch tv and like not realize like oh this is all fake and no we know too much because like I wasn't even sad when he died because I'm like I was having a really hard time and I was like really judging like Beth's acting because I'm like girl we all know Kevin Costner wasn't coming back come back come back come back you I had the same reaction and then everyone in my dms was like is Beth okay I think it was some of the worst acting I've ever seen in my goddamn life like no it was but she also like she was working against the fact that like we all know we hate him this is that this is because he didn't want to come back to work and now you have

to pretend to be devastated right and so as a viewer I wasn't even sad and I John Dutton is one of my favorite characters I wasn't even sad because I'm like he's not dead he's just lazy like he doesn't want to come to work yeah yeah so it was hard to suspend disbelief yeah those opening moments were really hard to watch because of everything that we know and I just really I was very aware that I'm watching a fake television show yeah it's always hard a hard spot I can't believe Kevin Costner couldn't even play like for a day like be on set for a couple of days to film one episode. I was shocked. I had a feeling he was going to die.

I did not think it was going to be the first scene back. Yeah. I found that shocking. But now they're going back in time six weeks ago. So we need him. And he's not going to be there. I didn't even think about that. That's weird.

It's wrong. Yeah. Yikes. I loved, and it made me excited because I know they're doing like a four sixes that that little opening scene with Jimmy and his girlfriend breakfast like so cute. And I forgot and I don't know when that show is coming out, but I was excited for it. And there's a lot. I know they have their Kevin Costner drama to deal with.

So like that was really the focus of the first episode. But there's so much like cowboy porn. I feel like in midway through Yellowstone like they realize like cowboys love this show like people love seeing like the cattle and the horses and the farms and even that I think that guy who was making a bridal for um Lloyd he must be a real person and that's his real store and like so they're really like and I think a lot of these cowboys are like famous cowboys too they really I think take a lot of pride in making this like authentic authentic and showcasing like the best of cowboy culture and so they're also like doing a lot of that yes which is nice because and they talk about it in

the show it's like this is really like a dying way of life this is no longer like you know a really I don't want to get my beef from Brazil no me neither and when Rip was saying like none of this will be here in 30 years like we'll all be getting our beef from Brazil. Like, I felt so sad. I feel like that might not happen. Because I really feel like there's a trend in the culture, like, towards more, like, local. Shop your local farmer. You know, like, raw milk from your local farmer. And by the way, that's our sponsor, Good Ranchers.

Like, they're so, like, that's their mission is to shop American meat. So that things like that don't happen. So that we don't get our meat from Brazil. I don't want my meat to be flying cross-continental. Yeah. No, definitely not. So we need to support local farms. Yeah.

Well, you did. You went to a farm this weekend. I mean, who is, I love farming wherever I can get it. Yeah. We farmed all summer. In terms of like storylines, it wasn't like the most plot driven episode, but it was nice to see everybody back together.

It's such a beautiful show. Like the houses and the nature and the animals. Like it's a pleasure to watch. Except for that rat fuck bitch, Jamie. I fucking hate him. Like a face I could smash. Like I just hate when he literally came I was like I didn't tell you to like actually kill my dad no he's so crazy that's classic Jamie cool like goes

to the brink and then he's like no I'm afraid wait never mind you did it I didn't mean it but it does look like Casey this season is gonna step his pussy out oh it does look like Casey and why is he so hesitant to move into the East camp? Like all he's wanted is like for his family and his wife and his family. Because what would he complain about? He is. If he wasn't. He is Fabicina.

And like, it does bother me that like, because he's the only one with a son, that like it all is going to go to him. And Tate, even with the will, she was going through the papers. And Tate is a beneficiary. It's like, he's so miserable. Like a smile ever once? I just, I don't like him. I know, but the preview for the season,

like, it looks like he's going to take on getting revenge on Jamie and figuring everything out. So, like, it's about time. Like, he rested on his laurels. And everybody loves Casey. It's crazy how Beth can, like, really read Jamie because he was like, it was Jamie, it was Jamie. And Casey's like, yeah, but, like,

Jamie would never do that. And then he wouldn't physically do it was Jamie and Casey's like yeah but like Jamie would never do that and then he wouldn't physically do it but he would like find the people and that's exactly how it happened like Beth is a queen and so she Jamie's just such an unpredictable non-ideating person and I remember remembering correctly that he is not actually biologically John's correct okay I just had forgotten about that not that it really matters but you know Casey's like so weak and so like uh never makes a decision and Beth is so rash and so like quick so it's really together they are a good team and I feel like they've just sort of like been like living parallel to one another they never

like I don't even know what time when they've ever talked like right it's like crazy that they're brother and sister and I feel like I always forget that in the first episode or maybe the first two episodes like there was another brother oh yeah he died Lee right yeah is that his name and that was like John's favorite he was really going to take over the whole thing to be like if Lee had lived like this wouldn't be such a big question because like Casey doesn't want it Beth was out at like you know getting her master's um and so like Lee like I think that's why that it kind of kicked off this succession question when that happened in the first episode yeah yeah yeah it was so good to see my boyfriend Rip he's looking so good and strong and handsome

and lovely and they literally like nothing that comes out of his mouth is wrong nothing him telling those ugly losers they can have a picture like oh ben were dying because they were obviously trying to highlight like he definitely wants to have kids like he's like a paternal type of guy i mean it was like a sweet scene and then these like two grown dopes hey can we get a picture no i seriously i was me and ben were cracking up yeah hysterical and i love the cowboys like the bunkhouse like it's the best and they're obviously they're committed to adding more of that like adding just like cowboy dialogue i was cracking up like did you pack your dress like so funny and you know in real life that Teeter married, I think, the guy with the guitar. No.

The guy with the guitar married the girl that he always dates, the Bellbottoms girl. No, I'm pretty sure it was Teeter who he married. No, I'm pretty sure he married his girlfriend in the show, Bellbottoms, who used to date Lloyd. Yellowstone wedding. Okay, now they're showing me pictures of people who've gotten married at yellow yeah yeah no no we're gonna figure this out yellow we always report on this story and i can never remember like which let me see teeter okay so it's ryan bingham

okay and hassey harrison ryan bingham wife oh you're right you're right You're right Yeah you're right So it's the It's girly from the show She kind of looks like What do they call her Like a

Like a A bunny Yeah like Cause she like bunnies around I don't know A barrel bunny Yeah the guy with the guitar And then the really pretty girl

Who dated Lloyd briefly Yeah She looks like Grace Van Patten In her wedding photos Wait I just found out something crazy Do you know who Grace Van Patten dated Wait and i literally forget who it was but i remember being like that's really crazy no no wait it's really crazy i'm not me accidentally calling 911 um do

you know who she dated before jackson no me neither hold on do you who oh Nat Wolf from the Naked Brothers band for like two years. What is with those brothers? Like they are everywhere. Are they Nepo babies? They give Nepo energy. They're opening for Billie Eilish right now. Is Nat Wolf the one? Yeah.

And he's also in a lot of movies. They get like amazing roles. They're not like paper towns. Yeah. And not to be mean, they're not like really good looking. So like I feel like it's really hard to make it as like a male actor who's not like a heartthrob but he gets cast in these like they both do i don't even know which is which like they get cast in turn in these like heartthrobby roles but they're not yeah i don't know they don't bother me no me neither and they

they have been making waves because they're like i guess they they are in a band. They still do Naked Brothers. They open up. That to me is like my super short show. Jackie, they open up for Billie Eilish on tour with their like original music and they make sure to every night play the Naked Brothers band theme song. People love it. Oh, cute. It's cute.

Yeah. Maybe we should meet them for Halloween next year since they're so popular. Literally. Write it down. Anything else from Yellowstone? If we showed up as them? Like, no. Nothing happened.

But I didn't hate it. People were really hating on it because the expectations are so high. It wasn't like a good episode because there was a lot to do. But I just love the show and I love the characters and I love the setting.

They could just be sitting there farting and I would like it. I agree. Because I like the show and I trust my faves that they'll get to the point eventually. Agreed 1,000%. So it was

nice games back together they had a lot of catching up to do a lot of setting the scene i didn't expect that this episode was gonna be like they had either they had shit to do places to people to put in places yeah now i know where we stand let's see what happens next week right and forgot all the you know cattle had brucellosis. I forgot why they brought the cattle down south. They've got brucellosis. Brucellosis? Brucellosis.

So they're going down to four sixes. For the season. So I think the grass needs to like, on Yellowstone, needs to like die. Because it's like in the grass. And they need to eat and like graze. So they went went they rented land from Trace Travis

got it but also probably maybe like the heat is good for them or something because why couldn't they rent land in Montana right

oh yeah the heat they need to like sweat out the brucellosis or something yeah that's like back in the day when you had like

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