The Toast - Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

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It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The Fast Five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. I am choosing to spend this absolutely gorgeous day with a woman that I love, that I admire,

and most importantly, that I respect. It's the one, the only, Jacqueline Volley. Hello, Turteloo. You have no choice, but- No choice. Thanks for acting like you do. I do. You have no choice but to spend the choice. Thanks for acting like you do. I do. You have no choice but to spend the day with me. That's true.

Because it's our big week. Yes, big week in New York City. It's literally Bright Lights, Big City, three bucks, two bags, one beer. One beer? One beer. Yeah, I'm getting my Luke Combs and Annie references mixed up.

Bright Lights, Big City, Jackson Claude. Today, we're so busy. Podcast, podcast, podcast, meeting, meeting, meeting. Yesterday I was so busy, was podcasting into the wee hours. I actually recorded a really fun interview yesterday that will probably go up next month and I'm really excited for you guys to hear. I was like, because I recorded it so late,

whatever I do before bed is like what I think about. Like as I toss and turn, I was just like thinking about the interview, like so many funny things that were said. It was honestly hysterical and not to, you know, tease something that were said, it was honestly hysterical. And not to, you know, tease something that's not available yet, but just wait. But just to know, like maternity leave is going off

without a hitch, like, seems like everything's going fine without me, you would say? Yeah, and it's like, Jax is talking more than ever. Yeah, you hate to see it. You really hate to see it. Watch this space, my friends. Did you feel extra tired after your first maternity leave interview yesterday,

because like, you were talking so much more than you normally are allowed? I felt invigorated. I could have kept going and going. I don't even know how long the interview was. It was like over an hour and I knew I had to end it, but I wasn't done. She won't be done for quite some time. This is like years worth of pent up conversations and questions. I'm glad.

And I just could ask the person anything I wanted. How freeing is it? At any time. And I asked some really crazy questions. That's what you can come to expect from Jackie Owen Friends, the maternity leave special. What I also realized about the guests that I've chosen, cause I'm like, the interview from yesterday,

I'm like, so up this person's butt. Like literally up there, like, hey, look at me coming out their mouth. And that's the kind of energy you can expect because I really chose to podcast with people who I either am friends with, who I really like, who I really admire and wanna meet. So it's not like I'm just up anyone's butt.

Just know these are a select few people who I really love. I wouldn't just be like that for anyone. Yeah, yeah, well I'm glad that you're kind of having your fangirl moment. I feel like people who have hundreds of guests, like if you're up every guest's butt, you can't be up hundreds of butts. And it gets old quickly. Like you're not obsessed with everyone. At some point, like a guest is a guest. And then you're up every guest's butt, you can't be up hundreds of butts. And it gets old quickly.

Like you're not obsessed with everyone at some point. Like a guest is a guest. And then I'm not saying that's like always like my interviewing style, but so many of the people that I've chosen to have on are just people that I'm really obsessed with and I follow them as a fan too. So you will find me up there, but you will.

And you know where else you will find- And around the corner. Do you know where you will find me? At shoptoastmerch.com tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time. Now, Jackie and I are headed, usually we like to wear our merch on the show to promote the drop. Like we are headed to just like fancy business meetings

all week long. We haven't been able to like, you know, wear our merch because it's not like appropriate where we're going. But just know we will set. Even though it is Chanel, and I do think like the restaurant that we're going to does like Chanel. But it's more like of Chanel leisure line

and not appropriate for our business working lunch. Yeah, it's the resort collection from Chanel. Yeah, so tomorrow. So 10 a.m. Eastern time, we have a spring merch collection. You can check out our Instagram for all the pieces, our iconic t-shirts that everybody's obsessed with. We are bringing them back in three new designs.

We have crewnecks, we have sweatshirts, we have phone cases, we have hats, we have tote bags. And so it'll be 10 a.m. Eastern time tomorrow. You're not gonna want to miss out. You're really not. No, don't you dare. And then, I'm sure it's a story, so like I won't really get into it about Kylie and Timothy, but last night was the Knicks game. Last night was the Knicks game. It kind of took over the city. This was like the first Knicks game that I've been in the city for.

And it's electric now. It's electric and everything. I was just like very aware that the Knicks game is on. Like I came home and Zach watching the Knicks game And then I know he wanted to go over to your place because Ben was having the Brunson boys over the Brunson boys Did watch the game together? I don't know if you know I didn't know that and I said like Was there like some sort of ceremony inducting Zach into the Brunson boy Hall of Fame? And that's a nose like very chill the Brunson boys are very low-key, you know? They don't like to make a big deal out of stuff. But they're not exclusive.

I didn't ask him how the dynamics were. Like if he felt as the only one who wasn't a Brunson, because I asked him, I was like, by the way, who's going to Benson? He was like the Brunson boys. Yeah, and it was literally the four of them. Yeah, so maybe he was an honorary Brunson boy for the evening.

Yeah, yeah. But he's also a Mavericks fan. Of course he came out of Brunson boy. But last night he was a Knick fan. And it was a great game. The Knicks won, the city was alive. Every celebrity on the planet was at the Knicks game. I was like, honestly, except for us.

I never up until this point, every time me and Ben watched together, I'm like, seriously so happy for the people there. I'm like, I'm so happy to be in my bed. I have no qualms. But last night I was like, I should be there. Well, because. Sitting with you around me.

Because of story number two. Because of story number two, obviously Kylie and Timothy, but like Kendall was there, like literally every celebrity on the planet. Like we think we're New York socialites. Well, I do. And I'm not at the Knicks game.

No. And I don't think anyone invited us to their suite, but we also didn't check. Yeah, but also, it doesn't matter. I should have been there in some way. I'm kind of like a New York, seriously, a staple of New York City. And you know who else we should have reached out to?

Game Time. Totally. You know? Game Time app. We've got sponsors. I know, we're just so lazy. Our presence could be a lot of seed. But there's another game.

There's another game this week. In Boston, no? Oh, yes, you're right. The next one. I think I'll go to Boston. Okay, Verrata. I think I'll start a new life. Get out of California

where nobody knows my name. Oh yeah, I think I'll go to Boston. Yesterday you weren't there. Do you think Kylie and Timothy will go to Boston? No. Do you think Margot Washray will go to Boston because she loves an impromptu trip to Boston. So you weren't there last night

because me, Ben and Zach were like with your boys while you were working, doing your interview. And oh my God, we were being so funny. So like when Zach was leaving with the boys, we had like a little sing session. You know, Zach is like very musical and Ben loves like old timey, like nostalgic songs. So we did like an an actual three man band interpretation of out of the box, you know, like that song. So long, farewell.

The boys were loving it. From Sound of Music? So long, farewell. No, no, no, no. Oh my God, you're seriously a grandma. I can't with you. No, out of the box, like the Disney Channel short program. You don't know this.

So long, farewell to you, my friend. The time has come until we meet again. And then like it's the guy, it's a guy and a gal and the guy like plays the drums and it's like very, it's like children's entertainment. You don't know it. No, it does sound familiar. Zach knew it.

Of course, every person our age knows it. I can't believe you're not familiar. And we did like a real, like everybody had a part, you know, like Ben was on the drums, Zach was doing like, you know, it was so funny. I was cracking up and I'm telling you the boys loved it. So if they asked for out of the box song, that's what they're talking about. Okay, good to know. Every song has a code name. Yeah, right. And they were like staring at us. They like wanted to leave so bad. And we were standing by the door and we're like, out of the box. I'm sure they didn't want to leave. I'm sure they had a great time at Codger's.

We had a big night at Codger's. We made burgers. We had so much fun. We did bath time. Oh my God, being on my knees at the bath time, I was not okay. It's not what you think. No, no, bath time is like a better idea in theory.

Yeah, no, Zach, like at home, that's Zach's responsibility. It's not a pregnant person's job. And whatever it falls to me, like it's not my favorite one. No, I think I'll be the type of parent who bids with their children. Is that gross? No, no, no. But like eventually they do get too big and they're so dirty. Like, but when they're baby, yeah, but in the baby stage, like that's so nice.

Yeah. But eventually, like it's just not once in a while, actually, it's a nice tree. But for every day, it's not the vibe. You need a better system. I think it's a lot of times the husband's job because it's very physical. It's backbreaking. And that works for us. Like when I was so sad to see them go, obviously, like when Zach left, I was devastated.

When I tell you I didn't get out of bed for five hours, I was not okay. No, they'll take everything out of you. Everything. It's of you. Everything. It's so crazy. Everything. They have so much energy. Yeah, it's kind of exhausting. I know, but you work your way up to it.

Yeah, right, right. Like my tolerance is high now because it's like every day was a little bit more, a little bit more for the last few years, but you can't just like wake up one day and have like two toddlers running around. 1000%. We do have like a lot to do today.

It's Tuesday. there are lots of stories and there's dear toasters. They are so crazy. Okay. And one of them is about us. I love when this happens. Cool. Like the toast either helping or like hurting someone's life

and like how to navigate that. Okay, well let's get into it, shall we? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now without further ado, do, do, do, do, it is time for the fast five stories that you do need to know. And the fast five stories that you do need to know are brought to you by Hulu and the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

So the wait for more episodes of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is almost over. It's coming back to Hulu with an all new season on May 15th, which is literally two days away. We finally get to find out what's going on with our favorite saints and sinners. Come ye saints and come ye sinners. The commercials have been like really gassing. You know what he's saying in that? Hallelujah. That's what he's saying. Okay, so Taylor and Dakota, are they still together? Jen and Zach, have they worked through like their major issues? There's a lot of drama that's going on with Demi and Jesse. It's happening like actively on social media now too. So it's a lot of drama that's going on with Demi and Jesse. It's happening actively on social media now too.

So it's a tangled web of jealousy, exes, and drama. We cannot wait to binge watch. It's going to be pure insanity. It was actually Jackie and I's one of our top five shows from the year 2024. It's such a good show. They're just like, they're good reality stars. And there's so much that goes on.

See, it's not that hard. It's not that hard. So much that goes on outside on social media too. So once you're done with it, you can follow them. It's like a whole world and it keeps you updated even when the show isn't on and then when it comes back for season two, you're just so excited like we are

and maybe we should watch in my theater. Yes, and I do hope that this season answers the question. Finally, we'll put it to bed. Will Mom Talk survive this? I think at this point, it's a safe bet. Yeah, they're kind of like a cockroach. They can survive anything. And with the show at stake, like, mom talk will.

Don't miss the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives coming to Hulu on May 15. Today's episode is also brought to you by TruFru. Jackie and I are like, we've been TruFru ambassadors before we were being paid to be TruFru ambassadors. We are obsessed. It is the most delicious sweet treat on the planet. And as of May 4, Target now has all the TruFru flavors

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Color coded per child. Our first story, that was gonna be our second story, but it's our first story because I know we really want to talk about it, which is the Knicks game last night. Kylie Jenner and Timothy cozy up at the Knicks game after their first red carpet debut. So we know Timothy is a big Knicks fan. They played at MSG last night. So his lady love Kylie supported him courtside and her sister. With Kendall, I was shocked to see Kendall, and there's so much to discuss, but one of the connections we really haven't spoken about

is the Jordan Woods of it all. So I've told you guys, and I know everybody's like, dirty broken record, and I'm so glad I've said it so many times, because I'm sure the toasters understood. Because if you've been paying attention, then none of this was surprising to you when you saw the video.

Jordan Woods' man is a really good Knicks player. His name is Carl Anthony Towns. He had a great game last night. And Jordan's been at every game. She's so wagglicious. She like wears such cute outfits. She sits courtside, even though like a lot of the wags don't.

And she was sitting in the same row as Kylie, not with Kylie, but like probably like five or six seats down. And they were like interacting with one another, but it was probably just like such a fun night for Kylie. Yeah, for sure. Cause they won. Her man was so happy.

She's with her man. She's with her sister. And then look, her bestie's there, her bestie's man is having a good night. It's giving Taylor Swift. Yes. Except he's not on the court. It's giving girl gang.

Except not to nick pick. Don't nick pick. Why was Timothy sitting in between Kylie and Kendall? That's really interesting. Isn't that weird? So perhaps Kylie has a side, and she knew she'd be looking at Timothy all night, and like the pictures

and she wanted her left side to be her dominant side. Cause let me tell you, those photos, she looked insanely gorgeous. Well yeah, when you're that insanely gorgeous, like I really don't think you have to like fear a side. No Jackie, everyone has their things. But even on the red carpet, she was on the other side of him.

And she did want to be looking to her. Right? Then she could have sat in the middle, Timothy here, Kylie, Kendall there. be looking to her, right? Then she could have sat in the middle, Timothy here, Kylie, Kendall there. Yeah. I just think that's like a little random. Like if I went to the game with you and Ben, I want to sit next to my sister.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, they have been together for a long time. So like, they'll probably know Timmy pretty well. It's an interesting point. But also maybe it had to do with the view of the game. And no one else, oh, no one else was next to Kylie. Technically Kylie's seat was the best because she's on the aisle,

so there's only one person next to her. And by the way- She was next to the hoop, right? Those courtside seats are fucking tiny. You're literally asses on top of asses. So for Kylie to only be sitting next to one person, it's the best seat. Because she has the biggest butt, you mean?

Well, no, just because it's uncomfortable. I'm kidding. Who knows? It's an interesting point you make. But not to nick pick. But also not to nick pick either. See, look, they're talking behind his back. Like, it's just not conducive.

Kylie definitely wanted to sit on the aisle. Like me and Ben fight over the aisle. The aisle's the best seat. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. It's just best seat. Yeah, I guess, I don't know. It's just really inconvenient. Also, I found it interesting, because so many celebrities were at this game,

that there are only so many courtside seats, right? And then there are people who actually pay, regular people, who are just rich, who have courtside. Yeah, with season tickets. So there are only so many seats to go around. Kylie's weren't amazing. She was behind the basket, which is not,

it is courtside. It's not premium, it's not like a 50 yard line. Right, your feet are on the wood, it's courtside. But like, when you think courtside, you think the sides, not behind the basket. So, I thought it was interesting that they didn't have like the best seats, but like the OGs like Spike Lee, Tracy Morgan,

like they get, Mariska Hargitay has been at like every single game and she also gets booted to behind the basket. But still, it's good. It's fine, I'm just glad that they were able to procure court side seats considering they are so desirable. Yes, and four nonetheless.

And I don't know when they made the decision to go, who was the fourth? Kendall brought a friend. Oh. That maybe also impacted the seating arrangements. Oh, I see. So long, farewell. I see, they made it really seem like they were a trio.

Yeah, no, they totally cut the other guy out, but there was another person there. I'm cracking up. It was like the trio arrived in style. But they did arrive separately. Well, Kendall and, I mean, Kylie and Timothy walked out. And everyone saw that video. And then I saw the video of Kendall.

I'm like, oh, maybe she's there with someone else. Like, I didn't think that they were going together. Kylie and Kendall, like, they don't do a lot publicly together. Yeah. Well, you know that's like Kendall hates they don't do a lot publicly together. Yeah. Well, you know that's like Kendall hates that. Right, because Kylie's ashamed of her. Yeah, that Kylie doesn't hang out with her more.

Sounds like Kendall has a chip. She should come on the toast and talk about it. For sure. Yeah. So fun night in New York. I love when things happen in New York. It's so fun. And that means probably that Kylie's here still, yeah?

Yeah. Probably. Kylie doesn't stay in one place for long though. No, but I think she has a place here. Do you think that that, well, Timothy definitely does. I think she does. I think that's like, we learned that a while ago. Do you think they went from the David Awards in Rome

straight to New York or do you think they've been back to LA? No, because I saw another headline of her in the ocean. She had a Mother's Day getaway. Maybe they went to Florida. I don't know where they went. Maybe like Turks and Caicos, they like love it there. They love Turks and Caicos. Here, let's see what they went on a tropical getaway.

Oh, to be so- In Turks and Caicos. Good guess. To be so wealthy, beautiful, and young. Like, you would almost hate her like if she wasn't so fabulous, you know? Yeah, well, she's doing it right. She has her own plate.

She's doing it right. She literally looks sick. Why didn't these pictures get more love? Well, that's the other thing that I was thinking. Because then the Knicks game. I'm sure if the Knicks didn't happen, then like this would get more. Kylie looked so insane last night.

Like, and not even in like a dramatic way. She didn't look super glamour. She was just wearing like a black tank top and jeans and her hair was down. She looked like such a bombshell. And it was actually really nice to see someone who's like done having kids looking the best they've looked yet.

You know, it's inspiring. I know she's actually 17, but like she's had her kids, you know, like. She's not done. Don't say that, Claudia. But I'm saying you don't like envision that you're gonna look the best you've ever looked after you've had one or two kids.

Well, that's the plan for me as well. That's the plan. That better be. Like I don't think I've ever seen Kylie two kids. Well, that's the plan for me as well. That's the plan, that better be. Like I don't think I've ever seen Kylie look better. I agree, and she's been looking this way. And she's so young, so we can't compare because she had kids at like, what, 21? But still, it was inspiring nonetheless. But she's not done, don't say that.

I'm waiting for Kimmy. I didn't say done, but she's, it's possible that these are all the kids that she has. But she said a lot of times she wants a really big family with Timothy Chalamet. It's possible. And that she wants to have Timothy's babies. I'm having his baby.

That's a direct quote. No I'm not. And I'm sure she's just like soaking up all this awesomeness like before she does fall pregnant with Timothy's baby. I wonder if she like likes all the attention. She's so weird with like fame and her own celebrity. And her and Timothy, people are obsessed with. And I think to a point where they weren't with her

in her previous relationships, like Travis and Tyga, I wonder how she feels about the public perception, because she does have a very complicated relationship with people talking about her. She loves to be famous, but hates it. I think at the beginning it was probably harder. I think people talked more shit about her in the beginning and now everyone's been silenced,

so it's probably fun today, but I think the last year or two years were harder. People probably saying mean stuff that I would never say or even think, but I could imagine what a mean person would say about this. Yeah. I can't even imagine what a mean person would say because I'm not mean.

The power of Timothy's love has silenced them. Like are they gonna get married? No, they're gonna have babies. Yeah. Kylie's not traditional like that. Yeah. And she's too wealthy. Yeah. I don't think she has great aspirations for like, you know, a big fairytale white wedding. That's so not her. It's just too complicated. Yeah. Watch they're they're married. Anyways, really cute. No, the only thing is they don't act like a married couple. Like every time you say they've been together for two years, it shocks me because they really act like a couple

in high school. Yeah, like they like each other so much. They're like always on top of each other. And it's like married people don't act like that. And they've actually been spotted out at so many things like that are hours long things where we never got one cross-over. Miserable looking.

Not one like. Well, not one Wimbledon, Bradley Cooper, Irina Shayk. Not one moment. Yeah. Shocking. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? It's not gonna last.

What the relationship? Because they're not miserable enough. Maybe not yet, you know. I'm ready for our next story, yes. I just wanna warn you. It seems like you have some lipstick on the back of your iPad. And if you put the iPad on your white pants,

it's gonna transfer. Claudia, the lipstick has been here since my last New York trip. Oh, so it's not gonna transfer on your pants? No, it's like, it's part of the- Oh, great, great, great. I can probably use a certain type of wipe and get it off like a magic eraser, but-

We're just looking out for your pants. Thank you to my children, yes. We have a business meeting, so you can't show up with crap on your pants. No, no, no, this has been here for two months now, so I don't think today is the day it's going to choose to come off. Great.

Our next story, Kim Kardashian testifies she thought she'd be raped during her Paris robbery and fears that her sister, Kourtney, would find her shot dead. So Kim took the stand to testify nearly nine years after she was robbed of millions of dollars of jewelry in Paris. We had reported that the trial was starting starting and now Kim testified in court on Monday that she feared she would be raped and fatally shot during the burglary. She said, he grabs my legs and pulls me.

I'm naked and my everything is exposed. I was sure that I was going to be raped. I absolutely thought I was gonna die. She said when she replied to the judge's question about whether she feared for her life. To me, every time we talk about this robbery, it's such an indicator of how quickly time moves. Cause you saying this was nine years ago,

like I remember where I was when I found out, you know? And were we not doing the toast during this robbery? Cause we've only been like, how do you think for eight years? Yeah, so then no. Damn. Yeah. By the way, I didn't know they say like,

the wheels of justice turn slow. Like this is unacceptable. This is incredibly slow, but I think it took a while to like track everyone down. There were a lot of people involved. So she showed up at the courthouse, like looking seriously insane, like best she's ever looked.

Like Audrey Hepburn hair, big diamond necklace, which obviously was some sort of metaphor. Chris was there supporting, wearing like a fuck ass bob. Everybody looked great. Kim looked amazing. It's one of my favorite Kim looks. And is this like a new, is this her new stylist at work? Because honestly, I like what I'm seeing.

I like what I'm seeing too. But I do think like courthouse glam has, is a very specific lane and it went down right. Like it always looks good. Yeah, no, the bodysuit was bodysuiting. The necklace was sick, the hair. But that's still Chris like, and the glam and the sunglasses.

I'm not gonna say like this, the stylist did well on this, but it was- It bodes well for their future. But it was like an easy- Layup. An easy ask, yeah. But I really do think that she looks great. I'm sure this is like really crazy for her

and she's putting on a very brave face, like acting like I don't give a fuck and here's all my diamonds again. I do feel like she's healed from it. I think it took her a really long time. Um, and I think it had this trial been like years ago, it would have been traumatizing. And now I feel like it's like, she feels powerful in, in speaking against it. Like, because there was a period of time where like she was asked about it, like years later, the David Letterman thing, and she still

cries when she talks about it. Of course it's so traumatizing, but she's like a very tough person. And she says calmness is her superpower. So I think now she is fully healed about it. Of course it's so traumatizing. She's like a very tough person. As she says, calmness is her superpower. So I think now she is fully healed from it. Yeah, probably. I don't think this is re-traumatizing her. No, but I think it probably manifests itself like we saw in the season how she's almost like numb to life

because of her calmness. Like it doesn't manifest herself in her crying all the time about it and like being afraid, but it does show up and it has like affected her long term. I like that's like like every person's worst nightmare. Yeah. It's so crazy.

It's so crazy. What was his name? Pascal. That was the bodyguard at the time. There was so much drama around that. Yeah. Yeah. You had to be there for the Pascal of it all.

Yeah. Very, very crazy. and her Roush Right Yeah, her stylist. Yeah was like in the apartment building Yeah was there with her. Yeah and Courtney and Kendall at the club at the club with Pascal. Yeah She just went back and the concierge, of course. Yeah innocent victim in all of this Bystander they say's what they say.

Oh, you think he was a conspirator? I don't know anything about it. Like seriously. Seriously, I don't know. So the trial is ongoing and I look forward to justice being served. Speaking of some trial news, the Diddy trial is going on in New York right now.

It's a lot of big trials and I feel like the Diddy one's kind of slipping. Everyone's talking about Karen Reed. I'm seeing a lot of Diddy. I hope so. I've seen this headline all day yesterday. So a lot of testimony came out yesterday, a lot of gruesome details from witnesses,

and one thing that has really shocked people. But there are no cameras. That's why I think there's, people tune into the Karen Reed trial every day. It's in Massachusetts, and I guess the law is that you can have cameras there. So Court TV, you know, Law and Order YouTube. I hope you feel good knowing that like,

I have not seen anything about the Karen Rhee trial. I have seen a lot of things about the Diddy trial. Good, I do wish we could watch it. Like I think that always gets more people. Apparently like his family was there and one of his daughters had to like walk out at a certain point because it was like too graphic. Yikes.

Yeah, so one allegation is that he allegedly forced an escort to perform a disgusting act on Cassie Ventura as she choked. And so that was act was peeing in her mouth. This is just one of the. Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't see that.

Yeah. It's just really. And then I also saw that Cassie is set to testify. Maybe even today. That's so crazy. Yeah. So this was being filmed. Oh my God.

Yeah. And there is a girl on TikTok who I follow who is like a court reporter, or not a court reporter, something. So she's in the... Court? Help, what are words? Court, yeah, sure.

In the room. Yeah, like the facility. Court room. She's there and then she comes in, like, you know, reiterates what she saw. I'm like, that's the closest we get. But like, it's not being televised. It's first of all, the best thing to ever happen to Diddy.

Because it's not blowing up as much as, you know, Amber Heard versus Johnny Depp, where everybody was tuning in every day, lunchtime, let's go. That's true. That is true. That's fucking disgusting. I feel like actually sick.

Yeah, so the assistant US attorney told the 12 person jury that Cassie first agreed to participate in his now infamous freak offs to make him happy, but the romps allegedly became violent over time with him beating his then girlfriend if she left earlier, took too long in the bathroom during one particular incident. He told a prostitute to urinate in her mouth, which led to her feeling like she was choking the prosecutor claimed. However, I can't even begin to explain what is so fucked up about having a prostitute pee in your mouth. Like the obvious pee is gross, right? Where has this prostitute been? Where did she come from? I seriously have choking. And it really makes you think, cause who can even come up with something so disgusting? It's like, if I was having a freaky party and I wanted the freakiest thing I could think of, never in my life would I think to hire a prostitute to

have her pee in the mouth of my girlfriend. Like these people are fucking disgusting. One small anecdote from like years of this and it's not like he's being like accused of making someone pee in someone's mouth. Like this is it. This is just an anecdote. This is just like a crumb. It's so disgusting. It's so disgusting. The details are really, really graphic from the trial, which I think everyone expected that they would be

when talking about freak-offs and sex trafficking. No, and it's like, I'm waiting. I'm having like Jeffrey Epstein, PTSD, where like Jeffrey Epstein got arrested and we were all like, okay, we are finally gonna find out like who all the pedophiles in Hollywood are and it never happened. But his defense team is arguing all like, okay, we are finally gonna find out like who all the pedophiles in Hollywood are. And it never happened. But his defense team is arguing that like,

yes, he has a bad temper and a history of violence, but they argued that he's simply not guilty of sex trafficking, that domestic violence is not sex trafficking, because that's what he's on the stand for. So, right, like having a prostitute pee in your girlfriend's mouth, is that sex trafficking? No, no, that would have been like domestic violence, sexual assault. And you're telling me there's not a charge for domestic violence or maybe the statute

of limitations has run out? Yeah, because then that would be like Cassie v. Diddy. And this is like the state v. Diddy. Yeah, for sex trafficking. Yeah. So, but all of this like, we'll get like, I'm sure there's, we'll get to sex trafficking. Yeah. So, but all of this, like, we'll get, like, I'm sure there's, we'll get to the trafficking. Right, right.

We're just, like, setting the scene. Right. Right. If there is alleged trafficking, just to say. Yeah, if there is. Just to say. Which there is. Are you ready for our fourth story?

The fourth story I am. Morgan Wallen reveals the real reason behind his abrupt SNL exit and it's not titillating whatsoever. No, not even close. Morgan Wallen has broken his silence on why he made his abrupt exit out of the SNL. Get me to God's country. When he went on Sunday conversation with host Caleb Presley and he asked him seriously, SNL did they make you mad?

He said, no, no, I was just ready to go home. Okay. The show itself, if you guys haven't seen it's, it's formerly a Barstool show. I believe that Caleb actually recently left Barstool. Oh no, something like that. Um, they like interview, the interview style is like very dry, satirical. It's not like hard hitting. No one ever really like shares a truth.

It's like parody almost. Yeah, it's like, it's comedy. It's like between two ferns a little bit. Yes, so exactly. That's the perfect comparison. So it's entirely possible that there's like a whole other story about Get Me to God's Country. But this is the first time Morgan's even

like remotely addressing him. He said, ready to go home. He said, I'd been there all week. Right. And that does to me feel, answer the question of Get me to God's country. I feel like he wasn't calling SNL cast members a bunch of godless heathens.

He was just like sick of New York. Okay, but- Which I can understand. Like when I'm done here, get me to God's country. How does that answer the walk off? I agree. The walk, to me, the Instagram story was only curious because it proceeded or what's the opposite of preceded?

Post-ceded? Anteceded. The walk-off. The walk-off was what led people to be like, what's going on? Something's, he's mad. Yeah. And then we all flocked to his Instagram

and there was something there. And he was flocking to God's country. New York. So I'm not convinced, honestly. I really don't think there's anything beyond the obvious. And then them sending Keenan on Good Day New York. No, I'm telling you, honestly. I really don't think there's anything beyond like the obvious, you know. And then them sending like Keenan on Good Day New York. No, I'm telling you, there was something there. No, I think it's like was nothing bigger than them being all different people.

He probably never like felt in place, like that that was his place. Right. Or his people. And he did his job and he left and a lot of them had clowned on him over the years and the COVID and whatever. So he did his job. He left. a lot of them had clowned on him over the years and the COVID and whatever. So he did his job, he left, no blow up happened. It's just like, we're different. I guess people really see like how detrimental it was.

Like if Morgan Wallen ever performs on SNL again, cause everybody, even Lauren, I think everyone's maintaining like we're all good. Yeah. And if you are, like the next time he has an album coming out, like he will do SNL as a part of his promo tour. And if he does, then I will buy this. But if he doesn't, and I don't think that he will,

nor do I think that he should. It's not a good place for him. I think that he will, and I think that he should. Wow. Yeah. What do you think about that? I think that he won't and he shouldn't. But we'll find out, like the next time

there's a 50 song album coming out. Right. And we haven't even gotten this 50 song album. Right. No, this is like a toast. Kind of like Olivia Rodrigo one hit wonder thing. We'll have to check back in like seriously in two years. And keeping up with sports.

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Wait, 22? 23. And there's a line in it. We'll always have Foley Beach. It's extremely juckly Foley coded. We need to go to Foley Beach and get a resort pass. What the hell is Foley Beach? Let's Google it.

I feel like it's, let me guess, North Carolina. I'm sure it's like Myrtle Beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm sure it's like in that area. Foley Beach. It's F-O-L-E-Y, I believe. South Carolina. When he said it in the song, South Carolina.

Oh, it's called, but it's spelled F-O-L-L-Y. L-L-Y. Folly Beach. Do you think that's Folly Beach? And he's just like being quirky with his pronunciations. That's so Sam. Hold on, let me go to the lyrics. Let's sort this out. I don't mean to bother you, but I couldn't just walk by.

I'm obsessed with his era for you. Why is Sam Hunt singing like that though? I'm obsessed. I think Sam Hunt might. Folly Beach, F-O-L-L-Y. I think that Sam Hunt and I got off on the wrong foot because he insisted on like breaking into the music industry with this talk to text type of singing style.

Like, I don't mean to bother you, but. I couldn't just walk by. And then when he starts singing, I'm like, okay, yes. Let's say hi. I don't know your name, everybody in here knows your name. And it's like, are you rapping, are you singing? Can you stop? But that was the magic of Sandheim.

And do you notice that a lot of country stars do that now? Not a lot, but there's a huge song, the Ella Langley, Riley Green one, where they're like talk to texting. And it's a huge moment for Sam Hunt. No, actually, like I feel uncomfortable when I see people performing. Like the sort of, it's not rap.

It's like talking song, sing song. It's fucking weird. Well, you're in your Sam Han era. You can try and fight it. You can talk that shit. I'm not fighting it, I'm letting you know. I think the reason I've been so hesitant is because that's how he entered the music sphere

by being like. I know, but the songs were killer. They were, they were. I don't wanna steal your freedom. And that album Montalvo, like Monticello. Montevallo. Montelisi. It was a moment in time.

Had to be there. Would you wanna go to a Sam Hunt concert? Like say he was playing at- I would, I would wanna go. PlayStation theater tonight. Not tonight. No, no, no, sorry. I'm tired.

We're out of commission. We have a lunch meeting. But like this year. In general, okay, like circumstances not withstanding, like yes, I would like to see Sam Hunt in concert. I think like a nice outdoor venue with like a margarita, as long as I'm not pregnant. Like PNC.

Yeah, like an amphitheater. I could fuck you up. I saw him at PNC once. I don't think though that like I could like look him in the eyes, you know? You don't wanna go backstage. No, no, please don't invite me. Like I actually can, I feel weird.

That's fair. Yeah. Don't worry, they're not inviting us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our fifth and final story. It's 11-11 by the way, Make a Wish. I wish like happiness, for happiness like this forever. I've made my wish.

Thank you. My wish for you is that this life becomes all that you wanted to. That's the final story? More musical news. Oh, I think we'll just have to sing. Wicked live musical specials starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Arrevo set for this fall on NBC. A live musical TV special featuring Wicked movie stars Cynthia and Ari singing songs

from the Universal Pictures film is set to air on NBC this fall. The Wicked special event will take place at the Peacock Theatre in LA ahead of the November 21st release of the sequel film Wicked for Good. The musical special will be broadcast live on NBC and stream the next day on Peacock. So it's around the same time as the second part of the movie is being released. Yeah. I feel like they need to feed us like a little bit sooner because like we're gonna get nothing for a whole year and then we get like this big TV special and movie special in the same month. I think we need nothing for a whole year.

They can't keep at this pace for the rest of the year. Like we definitely take off summer ramp back up in the fall. It's okay, we haven't forgotten about you and we know it's coming and Wicked Mania was so big and so fantastic that we'll be back. And I just wanna say, I love this. The last time they did a televised Wicked special, I still listened to the Ariana Grande version

of The Wizard and I and I loved it. Even though there was did a televised Wicked special, I still listened to the Ariana Grande version of The Wizard and I, and I loved it. Even though there was like a lot of performances and only the Ariana Grande one stuck with me, like Adina Menzel, like they kind of all stunk it up. So I need the programming to... I think it will be good. I think it'll be good too. I love Wicked.

Like I love to hear people sing Wicked, especially people who are really good singers. Like Cindy and Ari, it'll be like another duet. Right. Parjealiciousness. I mean, think about how everybody like was so gooped and gagged over the Oscars. Yeah, it'll be like that for an hour.

Right, for an hour. That's fun. Yeah, I think that's a really good idea. Me too. From all teams, NBC loves a live musical special, so I know they're creaming their pants. It's been a while since Annie Live. That was the last one.

Was it the last? I don't think it was. Yes, it 1000% was, because we follow every live performance. It's true. From casting all the way up until recording. It's true. And the last one we were gooped and gagged over

was Annie Live, I know you loved it so much. So they, I don't know if that department of like, I don't know if that type of production is successful for NBC, I don't know if they make a lot of money from it. I feel like no, because they would have done one. It's been like, I want to say two or three years since Annie Live.

Yeah, it has been, I'm trying to see like, maybe that whole like team at NBC that got laid off and now they're not doing those anymore. It's impossible to search like what were the lives because everything is live on NBC. What other plays do you feel like need to be done live? They've done such good ones. Right. They've done Peter Pan, Hairspray, Hairspray, The Wiz, Rent. No, they didn't do Rent. They did.

They did? Yeah. Vanessa Hudgens. That's what I was thinking. Okay. Greece. Vanessa Hudgens was Greece too. Yeah. She also was rent? Yeah, I believe so. She's a perfect person. Yeah, what other like- Sound of music, don't forget. Did they do Beauty and the Beast live? No. No, but they did something.

They threw Josh Groban up there. With her and Josh Groban, yeah. We watched it at Olivia's house. Yeah, the kids loved it. Micaela Olivia and Micaela works at her house. It was like an anniversary special something. Doesn't count, it wasn't live. Shania Twain was Mrs. Potts, remember?

Right, right. It was not right. They should do. It wasn't live. Shania Twain was Mrs. Potts, remember? Right, right. It was not right. They should do Beauty and the Beast live. Yeah. I love that. I just feel like nobody wants to do live these days. Like, nobody wants to work that hard. No, it's a thankless job.

Because of course, there's going to be errors. And you're like, I'm watching this on TV. Why are there errors? But you just don't respect the magic of live. No, and like, yes, we could do it not live, and it would be better. So like, why don't we just do that? I mean, that's called a movie.

It's way less exciting. It's so low stakes. I agree. I need the live just do that? I mean, that's called the movie. So- It's way less exciting. It's so low stakes. I agree. I need the live departments at these big networks to get back to work. Yeah. I think it's really good for humanity. Yeah. And it's like family friendly content.

What about the Lion King? Yeah. I'm gonna, I could see like Jacob Tremblay being Simba. Oh, crush it. Even though he's like literally 20 now, you know? And he doesn't sing. I feel like every kid who like acts, they also sing. Well, I feel like when you're a kid, if you sing,

like you sound fine, because you sound like a kid. There are no kids with bad voices. Right, they just sound like kids. Yeah. But when they're no longer kids, they're not singing anymore. They're syncing it up. That's like Disney, classic Disney channel.

Let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment that we do every single week. And specifically on Tuesdays, where Jackie and I will take submissions from girlies who write into us like needing help. You can write into us two ways. One is our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little Dear Toaster submission box or you can just shoot us an email, deartoasters.gmail.com. Both are totally anonymous. We never use names. Don't worry. We won't be blowing up your spot. We're just going to do our best to help. And the jury's out on whether we can do that. We're about to find out.

Yeah. We usually be kind. Hey, girlies. I have a boyfriend, can do that. Well, we're about to find out. We'll usually be kind. Hey, girlies. I have a boyfriend, six months now. He's really a P-jom. He showed me what it's like to be treated really well by a guy. While watching his show the other day,

the topic of prostitutes came up. And he reluctantly admitted to me that several times he has paid for sex. He told me this was a long time ago. That's the P-jom. Yeah, he told me it was a long time ago. We're in our 30s now, and this was when he was in his early 20s,

while he was abroad in a place where this is legal. Okay. It's desperate. Am I wrong to judge him for this? Would you be okay knowing in the past that your man had been with a prostitute? I know that it's in the past, but I can't help but think about if he would do that,

what else has he done? And it's really giving me the ick. That is so icky. And I have to say something so crazy. Like I wish he never told you. Yeah, I feel like ick culture. We're always talking about how like people be like, oh my God, like his shirt was green, ick.

And this is an ick. I agree because not only does it make you think about like your own sexual health, like this is a person who's had sex with a prostitute and also with you, it also, you know, it's not every person would buy sex. So like it also is an indicator of the type of person this person is.

And so I don't want to be judgmental, but like I am with you, like this is concerning. Yeah, and I'm sure he's been tested since and like all of those issues, like should not be an issue 10 years later. Like I'm sure that part is fine. It's just like weird to think about, but it's like if he's so past that chapter of his life

and it's like a- He's open, he's sharing it. A incredible thing he did when he was younger and it has no bearing on his future like should he even have told you didn't sound like it was a regrettable thing though he didn't say like I did it and I'm deeply ashamed he just like shared you should leave him and almost it was like yeah like that's something I did yeah like everyone just said it's like a long time ago like whatever I feel like probably a lot of

people do this and then they just don't tell their partner and their third- Can I ask you a question? Because what do we consider prostitution? Like do you consider going to like a happy ending spa prostitution? No. Me neither, but like that would also give me the heck. It would, but I don't think of Calvin Harris as having been with a prostitute.

Right, never forget those pictures of Calvin Harris leaving a happy ending spa. Right. That's a different like, okay, we'll deal with a happy endings, but paying for sex. Right. Right. And I guess like- Paying for sex. If being in a different country totally helps, right? Like culturally, like in America, it's not- Legal.

Well, that, I don't know if it's legal in other countries either. I think it is. I'm thinking of Amsterdam, like red light district. Me too. Yeah. I think it's legal. Okay. So it's not so much about breaking the law though. That's not where like I'm like red light district. I think it's legal. OK. So it's not so much about breaking the law, though. That's not where I'm concerned. It's just like, go to a bar. It's not that hard for a man to get laid, you know? If you really want to.

But I feel like sometimes if people travel and they, you know, went in Rome, they want to experience culture. Trying the local experiences, yeah. Try the cuisine. Right. Try the prostitutes. The pussy, yeah. But you could do that at a bar, so it's not the prostitutes. The pussy, yeah.

But you could do that at a bar, so it's not the same. Right. This would be difficult to reconcile with. And to answer your question, no, I don't think there's anything wrong with you like being icked out and judgy. But like if you're in a PJAM relationship with someone who's treating,

and like something they did 10 years ago, it's gonna change your current reality. Now let me ask you a question, cause like, I just wish we never knew, you know? It wouldn't make a difference. Yeah, but we do know. So what do we do?

But I'm just saying like, not only did he do this 10 years ago, which was wrong to do, he told you about it, which was also wrong to do. Yeah. And I'm not- I have to imagine though, she was like poking and prodding. And I don't want, I'm not like a bury my head in the sand sort of person,

but this information does not serve you at all. No, it doesn't. And it only icks you out. I would just like seriously do some hardcore mental gymnastics and just forget about it. Yeah. If he's- The boyfriend you say he is. The man of your dreams. Like fine. He had a prostitute. Fine. hardcore mental gymnastics and just forget about it. Yeah, if he's... The boyfriend you say he is. The man of your dreams.

Like, fine, he had a prostitute, fine. It sounded like more than one. Yeah, it did actually. Several times, yeah, he paid for sex. That's really crazy. Maybe he was just like ugly and shy, you know? Yeah, maybe like in order to move past this, we need more information. Right, right, but let. Maybe in order to move past this, we need more information.

Right, right. But let's just cling to the fact that it was not in America. The second I read it, I unclenched a little bit. Yeah. Sorry he's a cosmopolitan man. No. Sorry he cares so deeply about other cultures that he has to amesh himself waist down.

This may make you feel better. I feel like if you really got down to brass tacks, like how many American men that have traveled abroad and visited him, how many of them paid for sex? Most. I think it's a lot. And so just know you're not alone. You're just a statistic. That's always what you want to hear. Ready? Hey, swirlies. My husband recently found a small lump on his testicle and his doctor ordered an ultrasound to see what it could be. Now I've had multiple ultrasounds at the same location. Every time I've gone to the ultrasound tech, it's just stunning.

It's fabulous. Oh, no, no, sorry. Every time I've gone to the ultrasound technician, she is absolutely stunning. They are always wearing like tight little scrubs, absolutely beautiful women. Am I crazy for feeling like he should request a male tech to perform this ultrasound? The idea of him in a dark room with his pants off and a beautiful girl rubbing his junk just doesn't sit right with me. I'm currently newly postpartum and I'm just feeling a little bit insecure. Yes, his health comes first and I know it's not all about me, but for some reason this is uncomfortable for me. Am I crazy? Let's say it together. Yes. Okay. I'm like, you are crazy.

Well, the thing is- They're beautiful. Let's say it together. Yes. Okay. I'm like, you are crazy. The thing is. No, I was gonna say, like, first of all, you can't request a different ultrasound. No, you can request gender. Like. I feel like when you're a woman, you can request a woman.

The thing is, is like, this tech ain't looking at your man. Like, she only testicles she grabs all day. Like, she literally don't care. No, she's checking out his testicles in a medical capacity. I'm sure he's feeling weird. Yeah. Not, and like a little embarrassed. Like not that there's anything embarrassing,

but like he's not like, hey. Look at my big testicles, there's a lump on it. Like, let's just chalk this up. I'm glad you wrote in, like you can acknowledge like perhaps you're just like in a hormonal state. And I'm all about surveillance. Yes, of course. But I think we can make peace with this.

I think let's chalk this up to like postpartum hormones. Like you have a lot going on. Your husband is completely safe. He can be in the presence of a beautiful professional. Right, and yeah, I'm also not precious about medical stuff. Do you know what I mean? Like we have a male OBGYN, both of us. And like, I was actually having this conversation

with a couple of my friends, and I guess they all have women who like they actively sought out. And I'm like, oh, I didn't even realize like Dr. Fox was a man. Like it's just doctor, you know? Yeah. You just look at it from a really clinical perspective.

No, I was having this conversation a while ago on the red heads about like women doctors. And I was like. I know they should be paid less than men. I'm kidding. If it's a comfort thing, like for sure. Yeah. The best doctor for the job.

Correct. Is how I feel. But actually the other day when I went to the doctor, Dr. Fox was like, if you might be like getting contractions soon. And I was like, okay, what does that feel like, if you might be getting contractions soon, and I was like, okay, what does that feel like? He's like, I have no idea. That's funny.

Yeah, it is funny, but. I was actually thinking that, I was describing something to him, because I wanted to be like, it's like when you have your period, but you don't know that either. No, and then I saw another doctor in Dr. Fox's office, and it was a woman, and she was actually pregnant,

and I was like, oh, okay, so what does a contraction feel like? So it doesn't matter, at some point, Jackie's the best doctor for the job. And like what? So you'll get the male technician who stinks and then they won't diagnose your husband properly. Like she's so beautiful.

What, he's gonna have a boner? Like that's, she would freak out. Like that is, that's actually best case because then. No, I'm sure people get boners all the time and it's like, so not a big deal. Yeah. We can, we can relinquish. We can rest easy.

Like, and like, it's not like a lump is like so sexy, you know? There's nothing sexy about what's going down. Correct. You can rest easy. Mm-hmm. All right, this is the third and final Dear Toasters. It actually has something to do with us. OK.

Dear Toasters, I'm looking for some advice. My husband has recently discovered he is sad for the toast, thanks to me, to the point where he's plans his days and evenings on when we would sit down and watch it together. We've been home together for almost a week now because we just had our first baby by the way, Claudia, can we for you for you to lose your mucus plug. The other day I got up off the couch to shower. He paused the podcast about 10 minutes in.

I got out of the shower and found out that he had finished the episode without me. His response. It was a great episode. You will love it. Which I think is so rude because I wouldn't do that with his podcast. I guess I'm reaching out for advice on how to un-obsess my husband with the podcast. Listen, it's the kind of the power of the toast. I'd love to see us- You'll never catch us giving out that sort of advice.

No, but- How to break the spell, we'll never tell you. Boundaries do need to be set on content sharing. Right, and that is irrespective of the toast. Of whatever you're watching. Like if you guys were watching a show together, you pause and you wait. That's actually really crazy.

And you can play this for him and let him know, we love that you will love it. The enthusiasm is so appreciated. But wait for your girl. You know, she's been through a lot, I would say. No, and I think that what I've heard is that the toast is sort of this like anchor for postpartum women. So for the fact that like you went to take a shower,

God forbid, and he went and watched it without you, it's fucking disgusting. And it should be treated how you would treat any TV show. If you're watching a series with someone and Ben goes to take a shower, we're like, okay, I'll pause. Well, I'm not gonna watch the episode without you. The toast is kind of like the Sopranos.

Do better. Do better, but enjoy. We're so glad to have you here. We're happy to have you here. We're happy to have you. Tell your friends. Yes, yes. Rub some nerd in it.

So that was your toasters. Our weekly advice segment, thank you to everybody who wrote in. If you have written in recently and we had helped you out, we would love to hear from you, perhaps an update. So email us or submit on the website a little update and we'll do our best to get it read on air if it's titillating.

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