The Toast - Goat Wrapper: Friday, August 23rd, 2024

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

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Good morning, millennials. It's our final week together. We are off. And then we're back, you know, to our usual remote setup. So this is your final episode. Savor it. You know, it came out a little late. Today was so crazy. I had a work thing. So we didn't want to like pre-record. We really wanted to savor the last episode of Summer. And we're like, technically, speaking of making our own rules,

like we just have to drop an episode a day. Like we don't have any contractual obligations as to what time it has to go. We just have obligations like towards our audience contractually we have until sunday to get all of our ads up because they're like week of buys i mean we're never going to do that you we do monday through friday but we were like we're so crunchy and we couldn't pre-record the night before because you had a major simcha last night and you were in the city so that wasn't an option so we like had to push it back but we're like you know what it's our last episode of the summer like let's take our time with it

yeah because you're gonna have to hold on to this episode for a couple of days unless you're a patreon member right well that's always the thing isn't it like do we ever really go far when there's patreon no so jackie and i as you guys know if you're new here we do a patreon where you get five extra episodes a month for seven dollars and 99 cents and they're always a little bit crazier some vlogs some podcasts. Like this show, we talk about others as much as we can, you know, while also talking about ourselves. But on other Patreon episodes,

we mostly are talking about ourselves. And we usually spread them out across the month. But this month we've decided to, we just released our second episode. We want you guys to have content for next week while we're off. So today we released part one of a two-part series that we are doing that I had the idea from TikTok. I saw a bunch of people doing this trend where they asked their

husbands like very commonly known things like about about girlhood, like seeing if they know, you know, from details of the menstrual cycle, the female body, makeup, things like that. Oh, my God, it was so funny. I was cackling. Ben knew a lot like and I thought he would because he's lived with a woman for like 11 years. He has a sister and he also like is really tight with his mom and his mom is like very girly and she's not like, you know, prim and like, Oh no, I never. So I thought he knew a lot. He did. He randomly knew stuff that I was shocked by.

And then he had no idea what certain things were. Like I was, it was hysterical. That's really funny. Jackie's going to do an episode with Zach, the same exact questions that we're going to kind of pit husband against husband. Yeah. Which husband is more in tune with women? It's not even so much in tune with women. And I said to Ben, I think you're going to do well and I don't want to make you competitive,

but I do think Zach has a bit of a, a leg up having been through two births. You learn a lot about, you know, pregnancy. Yeah. So I think that some of the questions, like one of the questions was what is, um is colostrum? Oh, wow. Did Ben know? Okay. And so. Well, actually, does he do armrests?

So Ben said, oh yeah, it's something from a cow. And so he got a little confused. Yes. But like Zach would know immediately, right? What colostrum is, right? He fucking better. Yeah. And for me, it's going to be a different issue,

which is like, have you been paying attention? It's so true. Have you been listening? I'm so excited. We're going to record that this this weekend and now i like need to go and do that no it's so i need to know if my husband knows what the question is otherwise i'm going to be personally offended i saw a bunch of people so i watched like 15 tiktoks and i took the best questions one of them was like what is an everything shower okay i don't want to spoil it that's like not a general female term that's like a

tiktok it's like a gen z ben said in everything shower is when you use like all the nozzles in a shower like if you have like a handheld i love that i don't want to swear he was being so funny so that's up on patreon now video and audio and part two is coming out this weekend so it's never been a bad time to be a Patreon member, but with the toast being completely off next week. If you want a little taste of your girls, Patreon's where it's at, patreon.com slash the toast, it's just a website, you can get an app on your phone,

you make an account, and it's easy as that, I feel like when you don't have a login to like a certain website, it's daunting to join something, but like patreon.com slash the toast and it's like really easy and it's all and then once you make a login like it's all there so don't be afraid of patreon yesterday i had the craziest day just truly crazy ben and i after we wrapped the toast ben and i drove to the city we've known for a little while that his sister was getting engaged last night and so we went to like they had this big surprise thing planned it

was so nice and i actually haven't been to the city in so long it was like so I knew I was going so I had a couple of work things to do and I had 30 minutes okay and I haven't even told you this yet okay so I had 30 minutes and like you know this feels like camp so when we go into the city I'm like I need a manicure I need a manicure I need to go to a restaurant so I was okay so I had to be at our business manager's office at five o'clock and I've actually weirdly gotten a manicure I need to go to a restaurant so I was okay so I had to be at our business manager's office at five o'clock and I've actually weirdly gotten a manicure like every time I go to his office oh yeah we did that place you've been yeah and I actually really like it so I'm like you know what I have I had 30 minutes exactly and I go in there and I'm like can you guys do a gel manicure

I also needed to soak off my old gel manicure in 30 minutes and the lady like she was so down to work with me in my time constraints she was like yeah i got this and she's showing me their books of colors and i never saw this before where they had chrome like very haley bieber like pearl chrome okay wait have you seen my nails i saw them like two minutes ago and i clocked it but i didn't process it and so now i could tell you what your nails look like but i haven't had like a thought about them yet so the whole point of my manicure was like i had this, when did she do that? I had this like chipped piece of shit. I just needed clean.

I just wanted like a light pink. I didn't need anything fancy. I just wanted like a fresh manicure and I just needed to be in and out. And then I was like, do you think I would have time for the Chrome? And she was like, yeah, it's like really quick and it's whatever.

Weird. I know. And it's like, why during this one crunchy manicure that I have, I have no time. I'm doing something new, something I've never done. And something that's longer.

No, not only that, it's the antithesis of what I went in for the manicure for. Like I just wanted to look clean and elegant. Sometimes that happens when you finally clean off your nails and you're like, Oh, okay, let's, we have to do color on here. So I did the Chrome and I guess Chrome works for like girls with long nails. But if you have short stubby nails and you have like sparkles on your nails, you look like a toddler, like an arts and crafts. It's not bad. your nail has a nice shape but it's really weird definitely odd no I thought like I've never done chrome I see it all the time on tiktok and I'm like one of these days like when my nails are long I'm gonna do chrome I'm gonna do chrome and I just found myself in a place with chrome and not every facility like offers it

I've never seen it offered in the gel you know shellac section it's so weird it's not hard your nails aren't stubby they're just just like not, you know, long almond coffin nails or whatever they are. But I think it looks nice, just odd. But I guess that's what happens when you're getting sporadic manicures. It's like you have to get all of your, you don't have at once a week to make choices. So you have like a month's worth of choices in one decision. I had 30 minutes and a dream and I literally don't know what, like, this is seriously the weirdest thing I've ever done. That's the sort of thing that happens on your day off. No. And then I went into the office and I was like talking to all the girlies, like the assistants and the receptionist.

We were like talking about our manicures and I was like, how crazy that I did grow them. Like, I think it's the craziest thing. And they were like, it's like, not that crazy. No, no, no. It's like, not that crazy. I think they thought I was going to show them like vomit green nails and they were like, Oh, they don't know how particular we are no and just like how classic we are how we're not crazy nail people we've never had fake nails have you ever I have yeah you and Olivia did it for a time that's so crazy I also had fake nails at my wedding we don't have fake nails we don't have fake teeth we don't color our hair like we're seriously like so natural like we're never going to make it in this business we can't even get fake nails no until like like it's I don't even like want to be like this we're not even granola but there

are certain and so funny when i was putting together questions for ben for the um questions about girls a lot of them were like what's a balayage what are low lights and like low key i don't even know what that is because we don't it's like a whole part of girlhood we miss out on especially with like hair coloring yeah i have and by the way sometimes I see people with veneers and I'm like jealous like seriously I wish I had long nails and I wish I had veneers like those are beauty things I wish I kept up with I don't wish to get involved in hair coloring it's so expensive it's 12 hours long it's a privilege that we don't have to color our hair that is something that I don't take for granted that I don't know what a balayage is and I probably

couldn't pronounce it if I read it no and I just I just, I would say balayage. Today I found out what lowlights are. What are they? So it's the opposite of highlights. And it's like when they're darker, like caramel brown vibes. That makes sense. Yeah. No,

I was just kind of learning so much about girlhood. I felt like a man. No, it's literally the weirdest thing about us that we're like actually really natural, even though we pretend to be like so fake. And we're always like talking about the one thing we do which is what botox we're like such plastic surgery horse we really are even though we do absolutely nothing i'm always trying to get you

to get lip filler oh wait t i forgot to tell you this you know ben at the good guys like always interviewing interesting people ben was like have you heard of this person josh once i'm on dr jason diamond i'm like you're kidding like can you get me an appointment what what does he do the best everything i don't know he like morgan stewart's always there the kardashians are always there he came out with a product why he's going on the rounds he's making the rounds i said ben can you get me in of course i already like have an appointment on the books thanks ben in la next time i go to la i can go whenever i want and what are you gonna do i don't know I'm gonna see what Dr. J like thinks JD where I'm like I'm scary like to go in and like tell me I'm ugly and like out of nowhere ask what he would do and it would be like something that you never thought

and never bothered you and ever since he says it like now you have to do it yeah of course I'm excited yeah new adventure yeah it's really crazy to be recording the toast so late in the day where they're good stories it's a Friday and it's the dead of August. Celebrities, publicists are not really working hard. No, the stories are fine. There's not like different stories. Sometimes after we record the toast, something comes out at like noon. So it's not like their stories are different than they would have been in the morning.

But like a great way to wrap up the week. We have Queenie and Weenie and we will not forget. We will not forget. We will not. Things we will not forget. but we can't really say that we don't know that that's the case you know i want to set an alarm like i have such good ones we're always when it's something about swirly summer we have forgotten like three queenie and weenies i just feel like we are more blasé about things not about queenie and weenie but like i

don't feel so strongly like you're a weenie like i'm busy with my life oh you think i have i think no matter how busy i am i'm never too busy to anoint a weenie i feel like i have been not too busy but just like too senseless she's kind of throwing caution to the wind and just like you know we're all weenies really no my weenie is so real yeah and my queenie is so real queenie is so real queenie is easier for me now that it's the final episode of swirly summer we got so much more swirly summer than we bargained for let's talk just really quick about one ssa at a glance ssa at ssaag ssaag after i just want to say something funny that we did today that i think people will appreciate jackie and i had like kind of a big decision to make we were like deciding between two things like it was a really important work thing we're like should we go with a or b red or yellow and they're

both really good and seriously i don't think that there's a bad choice and seriously we told like we said harry x or y he said x so x it is yeah there is if you ever want to know like kind of the deep decision making skills yeah we just asked him and he gave us an answer yeah and then we asked him again and he said the other answers yeah but then we went with what the answer of his that we wanted so that just goes to show you like what we actually wanted i would be lying if i didn't say how many major life decisions i think i've said this on the toes before correct me if i'm wrong how many major decisions i have made in my life based on the results from yesnogenerator.com? It's like this green and yellow wheel.

Okay, but like, do you really go with the first one? What if it's like, not one you want? Then you know what you want. It does help me know what I want. But also like, I say, I literally say, I'm like, whatever it says, like I just have to do because then it's like a fruitless endeavor. But sometimes it's small.

I'm like, should me and Ben go out tonight? Like i really can't decide i do whatever the thing says really yep and then sometimes it's like a little bit major and i truly can't decide your flashlights on um lights will guide you home oh you got a new phone case your bones and i will try to fix you sorry like can't have my flashlight on without singing that i got a new phone case very lily bloom coated over here it is like seriously the craziest phone case i can't believe you bought it so i had an old phone case and it was like coming off the front you know as they do my ouija in the back was falling off so i didn't want to get the same one that i had because i did feel like the squeegee didn't attach very well and as an influencer like this is the most important purchase you will make in your career it's called an octobuddy or a sticky grippy if

you just google on amazon it's called like a suction phone thing it is the difference between being a good influencer and a great influencer it is the difference for some influencers seriously like between making your rent and not like it's insane it's amazing so any phone case that i have has to be able to have this on it but i didn't want to get the other one so i was just like perusing amazon and i just saw this lovely little floral number and i was wanting like your phone is something that you look at every single like that you see so often during the day and it can be a reflection of your personal style and it could be like a mood booster to see something lovely so i wanted something lovely that would also be like a flat back so i could put my work wife yep on the back and i came up with this duo and i'm really enjoying it like

it's sparking joy every time i see it so glad i feel as though you don't like it i don't but i like that you i can know that you don't like it and sometimes when someone doesn't like something it's like oh shit is that ugly but the fact that you don't like it makes I don't. But I like that you, I can know that you don't like it. And sometimes when someone doesn't like something, it's like, Oh shit, is that ugly? But the fact that you don't like it makes me realize how much I do like it. That's so great. You know, because I'm not changed in my opinion of it.

Changed. It's very, it ends with us. It's so I E W. It's Lily Bloom. We've got a great show today, but well, wait,

we were doing S S A A G, Swirly Summer at a glance. How has it been? Pod, from a how has it been pod from a podcast perspective oh from a podcast perspective but the podcast is literally like a another member of our family so it's insane like the podcast has its own room yeah and by the way in this house we decided to podcast in what's like a media room it's like this very cool couch it's like literally the whole room is one big couch it's huge tv great sound system not one piece of tv has been watching here because we took it over for our podcast it's a member of the family we can break down the studio because this is our last episode of

swirly summer but like we do have patreon so no we're not bringing it down no and then we could like watch stuff in here no use the room away it's the podcast you know i forget which documentary i think it's um joan Rivers piece of work where Melissa Rivers says like the career in reference to her mom and her mom's work the career is another child like it's this thing it's this member of the family it's this overwhelming presence the podcast like the toast is that in our family I'm sure you guys could imagine that anyway because we're sisters we do it together and like we're just and everyone else gets in on the content, too. And we do it every day and we're in a house together. So like, of course, there's like this chunk of time and it's devoted to the other child.

Yeah. The other child. Yeah. Well, everyone respects the toast, which I appreciate. They respect the hell out of the toast, except for Romeo and Bruno, who love to just fornicate. Fornicate, bark. We're even later today because this morning we attended a fabulous influencer event hosted by yours truly, Steve Madden. We did like a pickleball tournament.

So fun. Really great way to spend the day. The kids came. It was really gargy pargy. So it's just like, it's four o'clock and we're podcasting. It's the craziest thing we've ever done. Yeah. I feel like I've hacked life because this is the witching hour.

If you have kids, you know, like. Oh, and there's Zach's problem now. It's the home stretch of the day before dinner, before baths. Cause at at least then like you know what you're doing and you're just in your routine but like I am skipping the witching hour today because I'm podcasting that's right the podcast the other child takes precedence yes I'm with my other child but anyway so we're at a glance oh my god back to it it's been really amazing I love I do love podcasting with you but you know like my favorite type of podcasting is remote podcasting, which is so good because we technically do it every single

day. So I'm looking forward to getting back into my little box. I can't lie. I don't like, I still show so much body on this couch. Like I'm not comfortable. And every day is like so unpredictable every time I move, which is every five seconds because of my sciatica allegedly it hurts. No, I am rapidly gaining weight. Like, and the angles on the podcast like it's I know when we podcast at home like I need a cute blouse and that's it like I don't need a whole outfit yeah no there are so many merits like being together podcasting together but there are merits of of the remote situation so I'm I'm choosing to focus on those positives as we transition out of swirly summer into swirly fall. Yes. Swirly fall. Fall will be swirly as well. We can't help it.

Just look down at my iPad. Or is it gargi pargi fall? Because like we said swirly probably if you count it up one million times a summer. But it feels like going into fall. It's gargi pargi. It's going to be gargi pargi fall. Farley. Wait, I just looked down at the iPad and I'm excited for the ads because i have a hilarious story

i love a hilarious story but i'm gonna say it during the ad so this is not like clickbaiting you guys into listening oh that is a good tactic but no i literally was talking about the sponsor last night like my father-in-law just discovered this company and he was like i'll tell you guys in the ad can you show me this one show me to me rachel oh okay funny yeah funny funny yeah funny bunny are you ready you you need to be ready i don't know if you know yeah i guess without further ado here are the last fast five stories the last five the last five stories of swirly summer that you need to know womp womp womp but today's episode of theast is brought to you by Teeny Lux. You all know Teeny Lux by now. They're one of our favorite new sponsors. If you listen, you know we first found them a

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a lot over the course of the summer which did belong to sabrina most of the summer did and the swirlies i do feel like it's a little like a weird time to be dropping a summer album 1000 not only a summer album it's not a fall vibe well it's not only that like i think really if an album is good like it can have success. But this is like the time of year where celebrities really take off. Like that's even why we're doing like a hiatus next week. Because at some point, like you really, there are no stories. Like the publicists are out.

Like the end of August is when rich people go to like the south of France. I think it's kind of weird that she's like working so hard when nobody else is. Maybe it's like easy to get attention when no one else is. Who is she competing with on the charts? Actually, i saw coldplay drop something today so that that actually might stymie and i actually don't think it'll impact her but i did you listen to the album i watched the music video super cute everything sabrina does like she just has a really unique point of view and like a very specific aesthetic i was just watching her on fallon too and she was like barefoot and then this really beautiful gown and just everything she does is very feminine and very beautiful and has like a really specific point of view. And I really like it. So it's like every time I watch something

that she does like creatively, like I just know I'm going to like it. Do you know what I mean? And I think it's so different from a lot of the other pop girls who are like a little bit emo or like a little dark. I feel like that's kind of a vibe, right? Darkness and sadness. And hers is just like feathery. I mean, she literally has a song called Feather. Light and feathery and airy. And I just love it. Like, and I really love her. And I, you know, it takes me a while to like get into an album.

I like it, what I've heard. I know I'm going to like it. She really is. She's like that bitch, you know? Yeah. I listened to probably like the first half while I was getting ready. Light, airy, fun, like feminine. Reminds me a lot of Ariana Grande.

Yeah. In a lot of ways. But always I'm so surprised. And this is the most it's ever been like how raunchy she is the album is raunchy and not to be like clutching my pearls because i'm not like go sabrina go stream skin like it wasn't called skin for nothing yeah it's so talking about her skin like talking about her skin this was just like extra raunch especially the the song that the one with the music video taste. No, it's kind of like a crazy fun fact about her is that she is very sexual and very like

proud and confident in her sexuality. And I think a lot of people didn't realize that a lot of her lyrics have a little bit of a sense of obvious. So right. So at first you didn't know it and you didn't see it. And then she started to do this thing when she started taking off and she had that song. Nonsense. Every time she would be on tour, she would do the outro, like a little jingle, and she would sing something custom and new for the town that she was in.

Oh, New York, I love you. You're so awesome. And she started to make them like really kind of like overt and they would get more and more and more. And then she did that outro on the BBC where she performed that song and her custom outro for her performance on the BBC was something about how BBC and you know, her mind always means black cock. And then she got banned from the BBC. But that was like, I think for a lot of people, like the most obvious she's ever been and now if you know like you can really find deeper meaning more sexual meaning to a lot of her songs like this is just speculatory but um what's that line in which song got wrapped around my finger singing wait why am I having such a espresso wait what's the she performed it on snl please please

no no but what's the lyric like please please please lyrics okay just why am i like seriously being dumb yeah let's just look up the lyrics az lyrics.com sweetie carpenter lyric i'm not why sorry hold on wait um seriously I feel like I'm having a like a stroke can you help me yeah what can I help you with it's either please please please or espresso i think it's espresso yes espresso lyrics like i'm serious if you know what i'm talking about now he's thinking about me every night oh thank you i'm working late because i'm a singer okay so this is what people say it's about. Okay.

I'm going to be like, I'm not going to say it explicitly because it's kind of like dirty. So just look at me because I'm a singer. Oh, he looks so cute wrapped around my finger. Oh goodness.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I got it. Sorry that took me so long. That is so funny. Well, there was so much of that in the album that I was listening to. And I think also what's surprising is it's not covert.

It's pretty overt. And just, I guess maybe her fans are older than i think that they are because i was a little as a disney i was a little taken aback and i do think she needs to do those things to break out of the disney box but also like even with that girly feminine look that she has very vintage that back in the day was more buttoned up woman and she's saying i'm not that i might look like that but i'm not that yeah so she's got a lot to like say to people. And I was just like, oh my goodness gracious. And it's Sabrina. Part of the Disney aesthetic. Like she's eternally 16, you know, in my mind.

But how old is she? What is she like 24? And I do feel like she feels like she has a lot to prove. And when you're coming out of the Disney shell 10 years later, you got to, you know, go hard in one way can't be tamed. And I also, I just think she always likes to be not what people expected she definitely has like a sense of humor and is uh more risque than people expect her to be but i was like sabrina oh i need to really i need to sit down and read those lyrics skin i love that

and taylor posted support for sabrina she posted today oh i actually wanted to bring this up she posted two stories today the first was supporting um i'm promoting channing tatum and zoe's new movie i guess like she like wrote produced and he's starring in it it's like this passion project zoe wrote produce zoe wrote and then channing taylor no no and taylor promoted it great um and then i see that that zoe kravitz and channing tatum are doing a lot of press together and I saw this video of them. It was like one of those, you know, magazines. Goat rapper. It was Complex. Goat rapper.

They, she said Kanye and then he was like, oh, that's really good. And they made it very clear, like old Kanye. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't know what you were saying. Goat rapper. I'm like. Greatest of all time. I thought you, like, I thought it was like a segment for Complex, like goat rapper. Just like, you all time i thought you like i thought it was like a segment for complex

like goat rapper just like you're just saying like goat rapper i don't know someone who raps goats like i don't i don't know like goat rapper you didn't say it was a question that was asked okay so they gotta ask a question who's the goat rapper okay okay who's the goat rapper okay and who said kanye zoe did okay and she was like you know like the old Kanye um they made that clear and then Kanye was like oh I mean Kanye Channing Tatum was like oh that's a really really good one like I might say that maybe it's Kanye because you know I love Kanye I'm like an OG saying how much he loves Kanye and then he ended up going with someone else um and I just thought that was really crazy and I think you totally can separate the art from the artist

like two things can be true like Kanye's insane but like that old music was so good and he became the best because he was the best like that's fact but just so publicly when you're such good friends and Taylor's out here promoting your movie like I thought that was kind of crazy. Taylor that's crazier than like you know Kanye crazy Kanye. No them saying Kanye is only a big deal like you can talk about Kanye's music before he went crazy like yeah and that's doesn't bother me at all it's their best friends with taylor like the three of them are literally a thruple no no that's really crazy it's weird no best friends no they're really tight and she promoted the movie so they are really really tight it's like kind of an underrated thing

like channing tatum got to this place in his life where he's best friends with taylor swift it's the weirdest thing yeah i guess that's weird goat rapper goat rapper the goat rapper and were you thinking like someone who raps like birthday presents it was goat like great you know greatest all the time but people just use the word goat now so I didn't know it was a question that was posed they were just like it's goat rapper whenever I think of the word goat I think of that like seriously maybe the funniest clip I've ever seen of Jack Harlow do you know what I'm talking about? I kind of want to just get your, it's like a classic internet.

It is so funny. Sweet. Okay. Just give me two seconds. It's like a, I'll be able to find it on TikTok in two seconds. Goat. Okay. So I think this is a game that like Complex does where they're like goat this, goat that. Because this is also from a complex.

Okay, because like, yeah, you're just shouting goat rapper at me. Okay. Oh, sorry. I'm seriously being your grandma today. Vaccination spot. Okay. Goat vaccination spot. What?

CBS? They're trying to get political. Yeah. Look at this shit. That says vacation vacation dumbass it's seriously the funniest clip they're trying to get political so funny that is so funny and also go vaccination spot do they mean like cvs or in your arm oh yeah like on your body or in your physical being do you like to get your vaccine no well

it wasn't the question that is so funny that's always when i think of goat i'm like go vaccination spot goat vaccination spot in the i'm gonna go i'm gonna go arm yeah oh no tushy actually really hurts i gotta be 12 shot in my tushy recently and like that's not a vaccine but yeah no no but it's like it's a concept of like a needle in a tushy i don't think that people get vaccines They get shots in their tushy because like it's a bulbous sort of area. And she like hit a tendon or something like I actually couldn't walk. How about stop? Okay. How about goat wrapper?

Because people might be listening who now are fainting from thinking you getting a shot in your butt and hitting a tendon. Like that's chilling stuff. No, like let me tell you, I thought I had to go to the hospital. I hurt so bad. Like people are driving driving so you can't sleep every night happy for sabrina and sabrina summer oh and she put out the music video for the new song taste with jenna ortega being like the third woman the other you know the other and then they kissed and then they kissed i like sabrina carpenter because everything she does is really viral and and people it's so well received and sometimes when people do that they get to a place where everything they put out it's just like you could tell they're trying to go viral

do you know what i mean and i feel like she just like liked this concept and did it and then people respond to it it feels really organic yeah i just love her yeah me too i look forward to continuing to stream short and sweet while also holding space for skin and I just I I'm really happy that she's having a lot of success musically like after you know all that she's been through yeah like Olivia Rodrigo gate yeah yeah Olivia Rodriguez I am reminded of that sometimes no no no like just thinking about Sabrine um and the fact that she made it out of there in one piece as a global super pop star like it's actually impossible not only is it impossible not only that because look what happened to olivia rodrigo from it like literally one of the biggest pop stars on the

planet so the other girl was never gonna be that she's on the same level now as olivia rodrigo playing the same size arenas no no it's i'm happy it should be studied it should be ready for our next story little romance news swirl and martin short and mel street were holding hands at the only murders in the building premiere after shutting down dating rumors but now they were seen holding hands at the season four premiere of only murders the comedian and actress who play love interest in the hit hulu show look to be in good spirits on thursday while walking alongside co-star steve martin in the paramount parking lot in los angeles not parking lot the lot the lot yeah my haberdasher hand like seriously tell me you're a slob like tell me you've never been on a lot before okay okay it's a parking lot no by the way a lot is literally a parking

lot it's like all concrete yeah Yeah, all lots are equal. In Q4 of my life, I want more stories like this. More dating speculation from the elderly. Q4 of your life or your year? Because Q4 of your life, like that's pretty morbid. Jackie, you know what I meant. It's the end. Well, yeah, I did just turn 30.

Right. But you know what I meant. What Q are we in at 30? It depends. Well, who knows? I could die tomorrow. No, but generally speaking like each other glance you know i would say we're in our second the end of the quarter no the beginning of the second yeah i feel like it'd be pretty easy to like do the yeah yeah it's like my brain is broken also part of us doesn't want to know if it does happen no

it's too sad of a question please okay um i. I want more stories like this. Like, you know, we're always talking about like the young hot things who are being spotted, but this is real. And let me tell you, one time I stumbled upon a video of Martin Short talking about his late wife and she was just sort of the great love of his life. And he, I think she passed away from some, some illness and the way he was talking about her, it was like, seriously, it was heartbreaking. And I like ever since then, I've just like loved him. I've always thought he was funny. He's my favorite in Only Murders. He is so funny. The fact that he is finding joy and happiness with Queen is.

If he is. Because maybe they're just like being sweet. No, because there were rumors about them dating. They like shut it down. We were like, oh, OK. But now you're walking around holding hands. Please. Not only that, you're telling me this whole time Meryl Streep has been single.

I just assumed she had like some daddy at home. A hundred percent. And she does because she has children. So she's had romance in her life. Yeah. I've never thought about her romantic life at all. So like good for her for like keeping us off the scent. Well, that's what happens when you get famous, like really for your talent, which is acting.

And like, you're not like when you're an infant, she's not sharing her life on social media. Like people love her for her work and she can like live a normal life elsewhere you know yeah and i know she has like some kids and i know one of them is like an actress i've seen mark ronson's wife and then also downton abbey's american friend gilded age meryl streep's daughter is that blonde bitch i'm pretty sure right oh my god i find that girl insufferable someone's daughter marianne gilded age no way is played by louisa jacobson who is yes the daughter of meryl street oh my god i'm in shock nepo baby just don't forget it honestly it's giving nepo baby because the acting is really

poor like really bad quality yeah and then the other one's married to mark ronson so like meryl loves mark okay but you know know who her daughters look like who i need to find that actress's name oh from never been kissed the nerd who is this lady like i remember this movie do you know her name is like she looks like jennifer lawrence she looks like jennifer lawrence but you want to hear a really fun fact about her okay yeah her name is lily sobieski she played like the nerd friend of um josie grossy she like joins the science team or whatever and they all dress up as dna remember she's like that really tall skinny girl so she isn't no longer an actress she is like a very religious jew she like converted yeah her daughters do look like this woman right she looked like the friend from just like a fun fact if anybody cares

and this woman does look like jennifer lawrence who does also look like her daughters and meryl streep you know if they're in a biopic jennifer could play the young and meryl could play the old if they're in a biopic which i hope they would be because that would be a great biopic. A thousand percent. If they were to be playing the same woman. Back to the story at hand, like obsessed.

I had heard the rumors swirling about Meryl Streep like with one of the guys from Only Murders and like I just assumed it was Steve Martin. I don't know why. They just,

maybe it's because they were in It's Complicated together. Oh wait, I'm just now thinking like this is the second time they're working together. That's cute. I don't know why.

Maybe like because she's taller than him. I just didn't assume it was Martin Short. Yeah. That's really, that's why. It makes sense. We're visual thinkers. We're visual people. Yeah.

Visual artists. Yeah. Things of that nature. So I hope this is true. Let's give it time. Let's not bombard them and let the relationship grow and flourish. Yeah. The good thing about like these two and the age that they are is if we know about it,

like I feel, I feel like it's real. Like I think they really know themselves. I would hope so. Yeah. At that point. At that point. Otherwise, like what are you doing? Yeah.

But I do think you would also be changing and growing and finding out new things about yourself. I think that's really the beauty of that age. Of life. Yeah. As well. Your senior years. That's gorgeous. That's beautiful. And and she's older than him she's 75 and he's 74 oh okay cougar are you ready for our next story about to take like this actual serious turn because this is like the craziest story i've ever read this is the craziest story

i've ever read x radio one dj nick grimshaw 81-year-old mother were sedated by a criminal gang who broke into their Ibiza villa in hazmat suits after pumping gas inside. So by the way, I don't know if people have heard of this guy. If you don't, he's so classic. You've definitely seen his face. Like every radio interview that's gone viral in, you know, the last 10 years on the BBC. I think it's BBC. It's UK. uk it's him he's like best friends with all the celebrities he's very like a not a how he's like a ryan seacrest of the uk super famous when you say x radio i didn't realize he was no longer there yeah he was a dj for radio one and he had rented a villa in ibiza to celebrate his 40th birthday with his family him and his 81 year

old mother were gassed as they slept before raiders ransacked their rented holiday apartment in Ibiza. Their apartment was targeted by the gang who have hit a number of properties occupied by wealthy tourists on the island since last year. The gang pumped a sedative gas into the property. I think I said sedative last time. Just forgot I said that. The gang pumped a sedative gas into the property where the star was sleeping and waited for it to take effect before they broke in wearing hazmat suits and turned the villa over. No one is said to have been hurt in the incident, although it is believed some items were stolen in the raid. I mean, I think so.

So I have known this. I think that a lot of people don't talk about it. But like, you know, Harry Styles robbed at gunpoint. A lot of these like vacation destinations for the uber wealthy south of france mykonos ibiza are actually like riddled with crime because if you're somebody looking for an easy target like rich people all in one concentrated area so a lot of people i actually haven't been to any of these places but i know like when brian goes he's always really talking about the crime they're like you have to be super careful especially if you're staying in a villa like they they have crazy security. So the concept of, you know, being robbed in a place like this isn't,

is not foreign. The methods, like I didn't know we were gassing people. Like that's some Holocaust shit. Like that's fucking crazy. No, that's so crazy. And how does one protect themselves against that?

If that's what people are doing? No, this is wild. Yeah. It sounds like they need to crack down on crime in their country. No, by the way, like seriously, there there's like petty crime, like theft. That is so scary.

And like his 81 year old mom. Oh my God. Gassed. Are people fucking okay? No, they're not. The source told the Daily Mail that they would, the gang would have no idea who he was. But the villa was on a target list as it was known to be used by high net worth clients. Well, I mean, you can just tell like the bigger the house the bigger the score yeah oh my god like seriously so crazy so

crazy and and so frightening and then it's things like this and that's why i was bringing up the harry styles thing is like you know the great equalizer can happen to anyone and these are people with like security and people who take great precautions so frightening yeah the gas thing like i don't know if i'll ever get over that i hope he's okay well they say he's fine i'm sure he's fucking traumatized yeah yeah oh my god how do you pump gas into a house even i don't know through a window oh my god that's really crazy yeah like new fear unlocked and i feel like oh especially as like girls like when you're traveling, the door is locked. Like,

you know what to do. Now what I have to do, I have to cover the vents. Like how many things? Like, have you ever seen those videos of like, and it's like, it's,

it's, um, excessive, but you know, here's what I do as a flight attendant who travels alone and you see what she does. She unplugs the phone. She puts a hanger, like you're using household items. Yeah.

Door and the, this to feel your absolute safest. Cause you know, hotel room doors are a hanger. Like you're using household items. The chair and the door and the this. To feel your absolute safest. Because you know hotel room doors are not secure. Do you know that? And then you think about all the people who have like master keys. Right. What's stopping them from being a criminal too? Nothing.

It's. Other than you know potentially human decency. No and then there's also like you know the mirrors like for squatters. Like people. There's like a checklist. Oh yeah the mirror. The camera. There's a checklist of things people do when they check into like a hotel or a

villa, you know, to avert any sort of danger. I don't think people have been thinking much about the air that they breathe. And the fact that like, this is a new fear for me. And like anyone who heard this story, like what can that be?

Seriously. Insane. Yeah. Those girls like who make the Tik TOKs, like need to do a new, like a new guide for us yeah how are we monitoring the air in which we breathe yeah because by the time you figure it out yeah i wonder if this will have any effect on like tourism i don't know it's really crazy

yeah well you know these sorts of like very exclusive places like mykonos they have reputations for being you know a little bit dangerous and it really hasn't it hasn't affected no I've like I remember when Harry Styles got robbed people were so surprised and people have been you know talking for years about how like you have to travel a certain way when you go to these very exclusive places that attract the wealthy because when you attract the wealthy you also attract people who want to rob the wealthy no nobody wants to rob someone who's not wealthy it's kind of like a fruitless endeavor yeah well crazy story i hope everyone's okay no really like one of the craziest things i've ever heard are you ready for our next story our fourth story miranda lambert will receive a special honor at the people's choice country awards and i actually submitted this story to jackie insisted and i know you guys are going to be like why and what can i give the details first sure if you must maybe in the details lies there

country music star miranda lambert is said to be honored in a special way i just want to say like we love miranda lambert on august 22nd today show exclusively reveals that lambert will receive the Country Icon Award at the 2024 People's Choice Country Awards. Jean Neal, NBCUniversal's Entertainment Executive Vice President for Live Events and Specials in a press release said, a tour de force in country music for more than 20 years.

Miranda Lambert's groundbreaking albums continue to capture the hearts of fans around the world. True. We're so excited to honor her career, fierce individualism and innovation in the industry with her country icon award at the people's choice country awards the pccas don't you know don't you know that's really what i needed to talk about like i i can't one had a stutter she'd go to pcc i can't believe like there's another award show. Like,

first of all, the people's choice awards, like is really unnecessary. It's, it's not, it has carved out a space for itself. I would say, I don't know if I would say that.

I feel like it's carved out the one that's like, you know, for sure it's voted by fans. Cause it's in the name people's choice. Other shows say they're voted by fans, but you forget which ones they are because it's like billboard awards. Is that not about the billboard shorts? I don't think so. No, I actually feel like at the people's choice other shows say they're voted by advance but you forget which ones they are because it's like billboard awards is that not about the billboard charts i don't think so no i actually feel like and at the people's choice where it's like they really do cover all genres like i don't think that this genre needs their own award show and don't get me wrong i love country

music and i love country music award shows like i'm watching the cmas i'm watching the acms this just seems like so beyond unnecessary to me i can't get over it yeah the picas um the picas will be hosted by shania twain and it will live it will air live on thursday september 26th at 8 p.m on nbc and peacock from the grand ole opry house in nashville so i guess it's like if you want to watch it it's there but why like seriously maybe like award show content does like should we do another reboot or just make up another award show god forbid they like do a podcaster's award like they should do an award for podcasts like funniest episode things like that you know best guest interview yeah they should i mean and i love

miranda lambert and this is like queenie but that's what i deserve that the people's choice at least has a podcast category so that's why i'm saying like they are kind of like the people's award yeah i guess i think they got rid of that category but they did for like a couple of years so knowing that the picas are in existence and they do have the um country icon award who would you have wanted it to go to i'm very happy with who it went to it has to go to somebody more like seasoned i think a lot of our faves right now are all like new hot young thangs miranda is at the top of her game consistently has been at the top of her game like seriously i've done such a 180 on her i used to really not understand her public persona and i found like i didn't love her music so much so i found her public persona to be a little bit off-putting

but now that i get her let me say she's a queen and i let me say i was wrong and that's hard for me to say and it doesn't happen a lot but just like i was wrong i want to know how many people's country choice awards there have been you know because it's always the first one the second grammy this is the first one are you sure jackie i've never heard of it no but that doesn't mean that it's the first one watch i'll be like it's the way it's the 30th annual there's no way people's choice country Country Awards. There was a 2023. No fucking way. I seriously need to find out.

No, I, when we, when I first saw the story, I assumed it was like, not only is she getting the People's Icon Award, it's also the first of its kind. No, there was one in 2023. Let me see if there was 2022. I'm in actual shock. No, like serious. Like that's what I'm saying.

Actually, I don't even know what I'm saying. I don't even know what you're saying either. But what was 2020? People's choice. I don't know if there was 2022. So maybe the second annual. So the first one was a success. Okay.

Well, I wonder who got the award at the last one it's a good choice it is a good choice miranda's a queen she is it was hosted by little big town last one that's probably why that's probably why i blocked it out yeah my least favorites um before we dive into the rest of the show let me tell you that today's episode is brought to you by manscaped and my father-in-law just found out about manscaped somebody gave him like one of the razors and he was like giggling so hard because he's like it it's a company. And he was like looking, he was like touching, he was like, I'm like, it's not that crazy, Bruce. I'm like, first of all, they sponsored the show. Second of all, he was like that ear, nose and hair trimmer. I'm like,

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our fat camp that we always talk about so we're just like sharing fun memories yeah from our time there i see oh we're sharing old pictures oh my god like seriously oh my god i'm not okay yeah so that's been like just something bittersweet i would say and something that we really haven't made a big deal of like considering how much we talk about camp oh my god i'm obsessed with these pictures of me from my youth yeah fun right fun right are you ready for our fifth and final story a little gen z romance news it's not marilyn martin but it is tayden leroy tayden mccray steps out in new york city with the kid leroy after tayden leroy i can't with you what do you mean you're just funny like you're a funny person thanks after duetting and

sharing a kiss at her msg tour stop the way people came out the way people magazine wrote this article is like as elder millennial as i feel reading it okay look after duetting parentheses and sharing a kiss like calm down mom yeah it's so true so the couple delivered a surprise performance of his hit without you during the sold out new york city show on tate mccray's tour and then they step out stepped out in noho um on august 22nd after the show and they were spotted smooching that's like really major that she played madison square garden she's like a real talent and i think that obviously she was for a while like that tiktok girl and i think she's really busted out of that box um and i think she pulled out all the stops for msg she was like oh you want to come

my boyfriend's coming and these two like everyone knows that they're dating yes they've only been spotted together a couple of times we were just talking about her because she was a picture with glenn powell and you were like no because she's dating someone dating someone did you say it was the kid laurie i don't know if i said it but i knew it because i feel like you didn't say because when i saw the kid laurie i'm like oh i know that person so they made their big debut because she was the performer at the nhl shut up the nhl all-star weekend right and her and her ex is in the nhl and then she left their performance like with her new man i think that was the first time they were really laurie and it was laurie it was the first time they were ever really spotted together and so ever since then i think they popped up a couple

of times publicly but they don't have like, they don't make TikToks together. Like, so them being spotted is a big deal. That's why it got written up. I also feel like they are the Brittany and Justin of their generation because like, he's huge. She's huge. Is she?

I feel like he's, she's huge. And also his name is Charlton. Like, I was just wondering. Oh, okay. That's huge. Because I keep calling him laroi i'm like what does she call him probably kid no why would she call him now like she calls him whatever his name is and it's charlton charlton kenneth jeffrey howard yeah maybe he's one of those people who

like goes by jeff yeah yeah maybe kenny yeah kenny you can call me ken kenny will never not be the principal from love is blind a thousand percent i don't know if he's huge by the way okay i feel like he kind of fell off you think he fell off yeah i'm still there like in that justin bieber song right exactly first of all that's like the last thing you remember of him and same oh um he did recently release a music video and had alex earl in it, which I feel like was good for her to like, you know, her first music video. And for him, it's like great. Like you put Alex Earle in anything these days.

It's like a success. So I don't I don't think so. I think she's probably bigger than him. I think she has more staying power to something weird happened with him because he like blew up with Bieber, was signed by scooter braun and then like very quickly parted ways so i feel like some weirdness let me see like what nights like this do you know that song stay with justin bieber has three billion streams so good without you has almost one billion and then other songs have many many millions nights like this has 158 million maybe i'm wrong

maybe you know he has an album that came out in 2024 called the first time and nights like this is from i don't know maybe the kids love him it's intense it's all so much caps oh my god it's like 50 songs you know like i obviously i'm not a young person but i think i have a good idea of like who the young people love and i just don't think he's their king like young people like gen z loves noah khan they do yeah because he's like tiktoky and that's where he got to start okay like he's like everything to young people but who's like the heartthrob like heartthrob who's the heartthrob who's like the sabrina carpenter equivalent younger like taint mccray equivalent i'm not saying yeah the roy but like i'm saying like younger i don't i shouldn't even know this person's name i don't know but if they're actually that big i actually

should from like seeing them you know walking down the aisle in walmart and they're selling pajamas yeah no i don't know who's that who's that who's that well this is not noah khan i know noah khan from spotify honestly really major and my sister Square Garden. That's like so big. Yeah. Good for her. She's super talented too. People say she's like, you know, on the journey to being the next Britney. By the way, so they're also doing like people search for Noah Khan. That could give us like good insight as to who those people are. But I feel like Jack Harlow is a big one. Yeah.

He's not pop though. He's rap. And then here are some names. Goat vaccination spot. Hozier just, but like no. We know hosier take me to church people's parents know hosier everyone knows hosier it's like saying florence and the machine yeah bad answer zach bryan yes uh but gen z maybe i'm just reading from this google list and i feel like they're even like more out of touch than us benson boone is that these beautiful things that i've got beautiful yep and then there's a lot of girls post malone yeah just like older a little more millennial yeah and then some other people i mean

casey musk i guess noah kahan so who should i look at your pronunciation like seriously you're getting worse with age noah kahan are you okay sorry it says kahan if it was con it'd be k-a-h-n like everybody knows con it's noah khan no but like i feel like you changed kahan okay like seriously that's a new one people also search for for kid laurie travis scott lil mosey okay we've really we've girl boss too close to the sun like doesn't be there in an attempt to understand the youth like we ended up in your jaggi at in an attempt Lil Mosey. Okay. We've really, we've girl bossed too close to the sun. Like for us. In an attempt to understand the youth, like we ended up in little.

Ian Dior. Jackie, in an attempt to understand the younger generation, we ended up at little Mosey and seriously, we need to turn around. Like stop. Don't speak. You don't think Lil Mosey is the biggest thing in his song,

Blueberry Faygo? Oh, I actually know that song. Do you? No. And he has another song. Oh, I thought it was called Blueberry Head headband it's called burberry headband he also sings crappy we really don't give a fuck like you want to hear this next one okay he sings crabby step from the spongebob movie

crabby step with a k okay we seriously need to pivot the fast five were fabulous thank you so much for your contribution. We couldn't have done it without you and Lil Mubi. And- Claudia, your pronunciation is Lil Mosey. Oh, okay. Noah Caham. We are not done with the show because we are going to finish out this week and this summer

with a Queenie and Weenie of the Week. For those who don't know, Jackie and I, every Friday when we can remember, we do Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which is a really fun game where we nominate someone for Queenie of the Week and we nominate someone for Weenie of the Week it's fun and it's fresh and it's really not that serious so obviously like no murderers are going to be on Weenies of the Week it's supposed to be light hearted and fun who should we what should we do first Queenie or Weenie you have to start with the good news or else you never make it my Queenie of the Week is one Betsy Dora if you're watching Love is Blind UK first of all like you should be Love is Blind UK, first of all, like you should be.

It's so good. And second of all, like you'll know the hero of the entire series was kind of this like woman whose name we didn't even know. It only stuck with us because her name was Betsy Dora. She ended up saving the life

of someone who matters a lot to us. And that's her brother, Freddie. She was Queenie behavior. She was delivering harsh truths in a really Queenie like way. I knew it when she came on my screen, like that she was going to be Queenie and no one surpassed her in terms of Queenie-dom. So knew it when she came on my screen, like that she was going to be Queenie and no one surpassed her in terms of

Queenie-dom. So Betsy Dora. My week is related literally. And it's Freddie because like he was the Queenie of my week. We were introduced to him this week and watching Love is Blind UK and never have we met such an actual textbook definition of PJOM. If you look up in the dictionary, what PJOM means,

it would probably be on like urban dictionary. you'll see a picture of freddie like a serious precious gem and it was a pleasure getting to know him vis-a-vis my telly it was a pleasure getting to know him and now for weenie of the week why don't you go first well like it's hard not to do the antonym to your weenie like who to your queenie your queenie like who hurt your queenie that would be there in lies my weenie right but like i don't know it just like feels it just doesn't feel right i know so my my weenie is katherine okay so i'll say that's what i was no i'm sorry like it has to be done and like how she fumbled like when they got together in the pods i literally posted on my story like who needs tommy and molly right have katherine it's so much potential i was writing for her as much as i was writing for freddie like she had the potential to be the

theme the p jow you look up in the dictionary and instead she turned into like seriously a cautionary tale i couldn't have said it better myself like for real and she just like she's my weenie because she actually really upset me to see someone so the chance to be with freddie no of course and so fumbling the bag like that is going to make you a weenie. But also like being really mean to someone who's so, it's like kicking a dog. Like someone who's so precious and lovely and just wants to love you. Like that's behavior I hate. Yeah. And it's weenie like behavior.

So it's kind of a unanimous decision here at Toast HQ. She's our weenie of the week. And if you didn't watch Love is Blind UK, like sorry, you don't get anything we're talking about. But you can watch it. It so good episodes and if you like the love is blind format this is a great season because the show is just about the people who are on it every season is different like as we said and this is just five stars now that's our show we are really only taking one week off we're being like hella dramatic so next week next week there are no shows it's our last week we are going to be you know vacationing with the family next week there are no shows but

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