The Toast - Goodbye Sister: Monday, June 1st, 2026

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing restorative weekend that wasn't affected by the stomach bug. We did have an amazing restorative weekend. Happy to have you back here restored, though I had a lot of fun with Lish on Friday.

I'm sure you guys did. It's always like a special treat. Of course. A shift in energy. I hate to miss the toast. I'm like toxic work, you know, like we have to do the show. I was so deeply unwell. And of course I did end up giving.

I don't even want to say the Nodo virus because it wasn't that. And like once you've actually had a Nodo virus. It's unmistakable. That is like, that's the, like, everything underneath that, like is just, you know, a little bug, a little virus. But you can have like a serious stomach bug. Like you don't have to. It wasn't serious.

You don't have to diminish what you had. No, no. Just because it's not Noro. But like when I, everyone like, you know, my legacy is the Noro. Like whenever people see Noto virus, I can make. and think of me. I love that. It's like that in physical therapy. It's like what people think of when they think of me. And I just want you guys, like, I wasn't having that. Don't worry. I took like a little smaller version of that. And then of course I gave it to Ben who like had to be so drama. He like also had a fever. I'm like,

you didn't have to go and have a fever. You like, can you just not right now? Like if I gave it to you, you obviously have a lesser version of it. But like, stop acting like it's more. Whatever. That's why I was out on Friday. So I'm sure you guys miss me so much. Although the rumors were swirling that I was out on Friday because I didn't want to speak. You didn't want to come face to face with garbage gate. And here's the thing about garbage gate. I'll say, I appreciate the one person who defended me. But everybody else says, Claudia, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong. And what's crazy is, like, I actually don't think I'm wrong.

But, like, if everybody says you're dead, roll over. Like, I believe that if everybody says I'm wrong, like, maybe I'm wrong. So, you know, I'll take the L on that one. But just because I was not, like, I was not. It's funny that it has. She would never do that. That's insane. If you really, if you actually truly believe that, which I don't think people do.

I think they were just, I think they were just joking. Sure. But if you actually truly believe that, then you don't know Tertie. You don't know Tertie. And how sad for you. I didn't even get to come on here on Friday and talk about the fact that my sister had a baby. Like obviously it was a big show. It was a big show.

We have a new and next to. Secret pregnancy. Everyone's like Secret Project, Secret Project. No. Secret pregnancy. And then last night on Patreon, we dropped her pregnancy and birth story. So she's sharing like the journey of her pregnancy, her birth, like what happened this time around. I love a birth story.

I know you do. So I was so happy to receive that story from her. it's now live on Patreon if you have like so many questions about like what the fuck crowd has been up to. How did this happen? It's all on the Patreon. She's like being super open and just sharing her truth and she's just so happy and in like newborn bliss and it's a delight.

It is. It is a real delight. I listen to it. I wasn't present for it because on Saturday I kind of did something crazy and I let my husband influence me, which is just something like a crazy person does. But it was actually generally positive. Ben has been like experimenting with like being a little bit more religious on Sabbath, which is Friday night to.

Saturday night and turning off his phone. Now, you're really supposed to turn off all electronics, but we started with the phone. You got to start somewhere. And because you know what, like, I've always said, like, I'm like, when I'm older, like, I really want to become, like, much more religious. Like, I always say, like, when I'm older. And, like, I realize, like, bitch, you are old. Okay, I'm older. It's the time now. Like, I've always said, like, yes, when I have kids, like, I really do want to be much more show, much more Shabbat. And it's like, if not now, when. So we started with the phones. I have to say, being off my phone was such a delight. Although, like, I missed my family. Like, we couldn't make plans or anything. We couldn't

You were sort of like, am I in a new city, like, alone. No, I know. That was, like, not a good part. It was, like, hard for us, but I was, like, excited to hear from you when you came back online. And Ben has been doing it for the last few months. But I do feel like you doing it, too, has made it more real for him. Because you were his, like, his, like, secretary.

Like, he would literally be like, what time is it? What's the weather? Can you write this down? Text this to me. Like, shut up. What time is this? But, like, when you're both off. I had to turn my phone off just to get away from him.

Like, so do you. Both off your phones, you're really living the phone-free life. And you know what? He was living via osmosis. The phone-free life is insane. Like, first of all, like, what if something happened, you know? So in the middle of the day, like, I did turn on the news. Like, I know I'm so a drama, like, one day.

But I was like, what if there was, like a terror attack or something? Like, I just had to check. Thankfully, nothing happened. And it really, like, the phone is the devil. The phone is the devil. And I loved it. I'm going to try and do it more. Even though, like, I only don't want to do it because, like, Ben is so fucking

patronizing. He was like, isn't it amazing? Like, oh, you don't want him to be right. No, not only that, but it's like, when you didn't invent Shabbat, like you're not God, it's like, congrats, you did it three times. He was just being annoying about it, which made me not want to do it, but I need to like stop being drama and just do it for the right reasons, but just connecting with the Lord. And do it for you. Of course. And like I was such a more present partner, mother,

sister friend. I really enjoyed it. I did also watch a lot of TV, which it's funny how like TV is now like me focusing, you know? Right, right. You were able to finally focus on the television. It's true. I watched a lot of like really quality television. Do you watch Italian job? No, I didn't. I watched the Martin Short documentary, which I'd been wanting to watch. It was heartbreaking. Like, it was great, but heartbreaking. I love Martin Short. I kind of wanted to hear from Merrill because they had like a

star-studded lineup. Martin Short is like in this like elite Hollywood circle. I don't know if you knew. It's actually based in Toronto. It was like this group of like Toronto comedians. And that's why like Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, they're like always doing stuff together. It's because they come from this like comedy troupe. Martin Short is in it. And then like along the way, they picked up some rag tag like Steven Steep Spielberg and Tom Hanks are like they're like this crew. Yeah, it got a little sinister. One thing about Tom Hanks is like, I don't know, I get bad vibes. And Stephen Spielberg.

Yeah, I know. But like the way they were talking about it is nice. Like they all had kids at the same time. So they just became like all mom friends. Oh, it's like the toxic mom. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Like how she did tell me only read up.

And I don't know if you know Martin Short just had to look a really hard life. I've heard. It was really sad. But he doesn't let it get him down. Like one thing about Martin Short, he's not going to be sad. And I did have peace knowing like while he did. lose the great love of his life, his wife, Nancy. Like, he's now kind of slaying with Merrill Streep.

I would have loved to have heard from her. We have a scene guy that good documentary, I highly recommend. I also watch a David Attenborough nature documentary about the gorillas. I did fall asleep in the middle, but that's not a, like, commentary. I was so tired. Yeah. I was like being a present sister, this was on Shabbat. Like being a present sister, mother friend.

You were an present sister, though. Correct. Just a present mother. How would that affect you? You know, I was, I was sort of like missing my cone change. You did? Yeah, like, right when I saw you were texting. Oh, I had to do this more.

People are missing me? Did you not see, like, when you texted back in the chat? I was like, how was Shabbat? Yeah, no, it was nice to be missed. Oh, and I was so excited to call you and tell you. Yeah, this was the best. I called her, so it was Saturday. The end of the month was Sunday.

So we knew that this weekend we had to do a Patreon. We assumed that we would do it together. I thought if you came over Saturday, we would do something. It was funny on coming over on Sunday. I thought we could maybe, like, you know, go for a drive, do a lunch and learn or something. Yeah, but like Sunday's crunchy. Plus, we had Michaela's birthday party. Right.

So I took it upon myself to record with Olivia on Saturday because I was like, if she's up for it, might as well get the birth story out while it's all fresh. And I was so excited for Shabbat to end. So I could tell you, like, I did it. I did the homework. I did the homework and, like, we're done. It's kind of like you have like a term paper coming up and you have such a pit about it. And then like the teacher writes an email like extension.

Yeah. Like that's what it felt like. Jackie was like we have to Patreon. I'm like, oh yeah. I was like I called you because I wanted to talk about Patreon. She was like, oh, right. And I was like, I did it. It was seriously a thrill.

Like best Shabat ever. Best feeling ever. Like I was literally being rewarded by the Lord. Like I got out of my assignment. It's so true. And then yesterday made a big fun family day because it was in the kiddell's birthday party. Like, just a blast. We went on the water slide.

I got to skip going to kids parties. Like, seriously, the food there is insane. I was like housing bagels and cupcakes. Like, seriously, it was insane. In a bait and suit, mind you. Yeah. And then, yeah, I went on the water slide. So did Jackie.

So did I. That's the more shocking part that Jackie went on. I know. Like, at the end of the party, we like went in the pool. Once everyone left, we could like take our coverups off and go in the pool because it was humiliating. I was wearing a matching swim sarong. Like, we were literally.

those women in sex in the city, too, we were wearing burkinis. Yeah. If there was a burq-covered up. If there was a burqini, I would have worn it. If there was a bikini to have been worn, like, I would have been purchasing it. Like, the more coverage, the better. But then everyone left, and it was just like family and the kids, and we were like, okay, we could go in the pool now. But I enjoyed my swim dress.

And then I was ready to, like, wash my hair anyway because it was a slick back day. Same. So it was like, what if I'm going to dunk? What if I go on the water slide? And it was super fun. It was super fun. I loved being in the pool with you. You're so not a pool, even though that astrologist did tell us you were a water sign.

Yeah, I am. I think she means more of like a hydrating sentence. Like I love to drink water. From the inside out. Yeah. What? How many times do you think since you've owned a pool? Have I been in?

Have you been in your own pool? Well, you would know you've been there every time. I want to say three or four. Maybe six. That's insane. Maybe six. One thing about me if I had a fucking pool. I would have to shake.

I actually would love to know how much you would actually swim if you had a pool. If I had a pool, I would actually end up having to shave my head because like dealing with the pool, water, chlorine, hair wash. Well, the thing is, I'm on camera. I'm an on camera personality. I can't just go swimming every day. So I would have to end up shaving my hair and like wearing a wig so I could go swimming every day. You know what you could do if you had a pool? Like, because it's crazy to just sort of like go in your pool every day and like relax and whatnot. Oh, relax. Yeah. It's like get a job. First of all, we can mage in the pool, which is my nightmare.

Like direct sunlight, no. You know that I got one of those floating mage tables. Like a company send it to me and I don't even have a pool. We could use it in the Hamptons. Oh, that's a good idea. But, okay, yeah. And then I was going to say, like, if you wanted to pool with purpose. Which, you know, I'd love to pool with purpose. I don't know if you're going to like this, but I just-

Like, like, jazzercise or something? Like, like, laps. Like, you could, like, make- Why are you bringing up exercise? Like, you, like, pool with purpose. You're not just, like, lounging every day. Like, it could be your, instead of, like, doing soda method, like, you do laps. So that way you get to be in a pool.

I'll have to hear about getting, like, a water program. Yeah, water aerobics. Water aerobics. Yeah, well, fun fact about us is like we actually went to a fat camp and one of the activities was water aerobics, which was really beloved amongst the campers because it was like not that intensive. Yeah. Compared to like land aerobics, which we did have also. Yeah, water aerobics are fun. So it's just like if you wanted to swim every day, but you don't want to swim every day.

Before Soto Method, like anytime I ever earnestly tried to get into workout, my first stop was always some sort of aquatic facility. And let me tell you, it's like only 100 year old people. They know how to live. They do. It's easy on the body. Mm-hmm. So you could swim laps. Did you see my new series?

I did. I watched it this morning. I can't believe that he actually didn't fix it. Can you believe? Wait, ready? And I was like... I thought it was going to be like a triumphant video. Of course not.

Like it's real. So basically like the flush on the toilet just like fell off. Okay. And you could still use it. There's like this thing sticking out. But like we need a new flush. And Ben was like, you know what? I'm going to fix it.

And he said it all on his own. I'm like, you're kidding me. I obviously have to film this. And then I was like, wait, let's turn this into a series. Because like, you know, I always say like, we have the perfect husbands, except for the fact that, like, they are not handy. They cannot use a drill. They cannot use a hammer.

Like, I am often the one, you know, changing light bulbs and putting in things. It's just humiliating. And I really want Ben to become more handy. So I figured if we made a series out of it, like Ben would be excited about it. So I said, Ben, once we put Ruby down tonight, let's fix the toilet and I'm going to film it. And he was like, okay. And we turned into this cute little series. Of course, he ended up breaking the thing that we bought and didn't fix it.

And then this morning he instigarted like a new one and he bought the wrong one. Like, we have no toilet. We are worse off now than we were before. But check out episode one of my new. series, Ben the Builder, available now on TikTok and Instagram Rails. I look forward to seeing it develop, but I do hope that at some point there's a triumphant moment. Yeah, when we get back home, I got to start like breaking shit around the house.

Like I need more things to film. Yeah, or have him hang something. Do you have anything you want to hang? No. It's like one thing about me when I want something down. I cannot wait for my slow-ass husband. Like I do it myself. I hire a task rabbit.

Like I just do things. Maybe you could send him to my house. You have stuff you need to get done? Always. Oh, okay, great. Let us still. We'll show up with our camera crew. I would love for him to like build a, you know, a reading bench.

Oh, girl. Slow down. Ben bought his first wrench yesterday. That's where we're at. What do I need to fix in my house? So just like a, you know, a floor tile that's been snagled for a while, like a little something. No, but I'm sure I can think of something. Yeah, we're going to need projects for our new series, which is being lauded. I'll let you come around the house. But then you also need to have like someone who comes in after Ben and like actually. The fixer. The fixes it. Yeah. Does it properly. Absolutely. So it's just turning out content. Like, not a big deal, content house things. No big deal. I was reading for Redheads.

We're reading the book yesterday year. I've been seeing it everywhere. Lots of like hot takes. Lots. I would love to hear like the hot takes, but you know the concept, right? Yeah. It's about a trad wife. People are basically saying it's ballerina.

And this woman, this author hates ballerina. And one thing about me, like, I'm not getting on board for ballerina hate. There are so many, like, aspects of the character that I actually really like, and I love ballerina. And then the things about her that are obviously hateable because she made her hateable, I blame the author. It's like not one thing sticks to ballerina for me. me. No, no. And it's just like so tired. Like leave ballerina the fuck alone. Yeah. And I feel like she's trying

to make like a lot of grand statements about influencers. Of course, like child wife. But not even that. Also like putting your kids on the internet. And I feel like she's sticking it all on ballerina. And that's not fair. Because in terms of like the kids on internet exploitation, she's not. I couldn't pick one of her kids out of the lineup. Like I don't know their names really. No, I saw an influencer kid the other day and I actually felt like a petophile. I'm like, why do I know your name? You saw them in the wild. Yeah, that's weird. It's weird. Oh, yeah, that's weird. Like when I can identify a child.

So please don't put that on ballerina. I am ready for that conversation whenever everyone else is, but I don't think like her kids, I could not tell you one of their names. Actually, just the baby, Greta. Oh, and I think there's a flora. There is a flora. But I think there's also a Martha. Okay, so we're like three for nine.

Three for nine. I just like, she's so not the worst perpetrator there. Oh, and speaking of kids on the internet, I'm so excited to talk about the Dabilios today because one thing about me, like I've been ready for the conversation about the D'amillo parents. Oh, I'm not ready. Oh, really? I've been ready since I watched that turn to ask show that they obviously force their kids to do.

Oh, really? That's how you felt? Oh, my God, did you not? I don't remember. The two girls are on the brink of mental psychosis, and their parents are over there telling them to, like, get the ring light out. They have a meeting with Abercrombie. Like, just they're so, but they do the exploitation in a way of, like, really buttoned up.

You know, they, yeah, it's like premium stuff. You know, some people, they're not privy to such. Like, Addison's parents are like the more, like, I would say, like, like, low brow exploitators. But they don't get away with much because she like doesn't let them. No, but like, I'm sorry, when your parents start making their own TikTok accounts, like to piggyback off of your success, extreme red flag. And I just want to say, I believe I'm on team Charlie.

Charlie, get her on namesake. Charlie on namesake. I was telling Ben about namesake. He loved the idea. I think it's so special. Well, because you know, Ben is like really excited about us as a, like, a family and a group starting multiple podcasts. Oh, and also multiple businesses.

Like any business idea I would ever have, like I know. Go to Ben. I tell Ben like he'll get it off the ground. And he's going to support it. He just got a business off the ground for us that we're like launching in a couple of months. That's like legit as hell. Yeah, that's what we've been like working on and riding in the car about. It's true.

The garbage gate is kind of the origin story of our next brand. It's yeah, it's a big part of the story of the journey. The brand ethos. Yeah. We should put it in our brand book. We should. Oh, yeah. So yeah, Ben is buried down for us to like try their brand.

He would love to have a podcast with you. He would love to have a podcast with you. He would love to have a podcast. podcast with me. Like he loves podcasts. What if I did namesake with him? I think it's a one-on-one. Yeah, agreed. Like, it needs to be like your passion project, even though like you kind of have an expiration day with your passion projects. Why? Redheads? Seven years? Yeah, it's true. Literally. If my passion project lasts seven years. Then it's never a passion. No, then it's not like a blip on the radar. It's true. It's true. 70 books we read? It's true. That's a success. Even though like

we're gaining steam and like everyone's on top of everything and like we're not going anywhere anytime time soon, like all of the comments, like not that we do it for this, but like all of the comments, every episode are like, please. That's why you guys do it for sure. We'll keep your secret. And so we're not, I would never do that to the community. But even if I ever ended Redheads, we've read 70 books. We are a success.

And the Redheads will never end because there's always like a weasily sister in the corner. Waiting for her time. And we're only reading Smut. Speaking of Smut, oh my God, I'm sorry. The banner from my weekend. When I was sick, I was like, looking for stuff to watch. And I was like, you know, let me just finish off campus. And I have to say, like, TikTok really was like,

serving me hype videos. People are obsessed with it. They were making fan at it. So I was like, maybe I missed something. And you know what? I feel like I was in like a toxic headspace when I watched it the first time just being like a hater looking down on like, you know, smut. When I tell you. And here's the thing, because I remembered when I watched like the first four episodes, I really liked it. Episode five and six were so bad that it made me stop watching it. Episode seven and eight. Oh my God. Like I wonder if they're like we're directed by different people, you know, like they. And you know what? I really did read the book. And so I was remembering all this stuff coming back to me. It's amazing. I take back every negative thing I said. Like I need more

episodes. They're doing a season two now with like two characters who we met in the in this first season. Like Bridgerton. Yes, exactly like Bridgerton. I think that's also how the book was. It was like the friend and the friend are hooky up in secret. So fucking good. Like sorry I take back everything I said. Like I'm fully, I'm in it. Like I might want to watch it again like because I don't feel like I was truly present. Okay. I might have been in like a ludial or whatever, you know, where you know you're in a bad mood about stuff? Yeah. Is that ludial?

I don't know. But also, Luteal was Carbage Kate, too. I just feel like my life is Luteo. Living Luteal. That's my reality show. Looking forward to follicular horizons. Oh, follicular.

Follicular is normal. I think filicular is normal. It's as best as you could be is follicular. That's right after your period. So you're like, you've de-bloated. You're on the-up. Menstrual? Yes, you got follicular, like ovulatory.

Mm-hmm. Which I get really bad cramps when I'm ovulating. Yeah, not fun. Then Luteo. That's when you're like mad that your, um... Partner didn't adequately impregnate you. So your body, like, start to reject it. We're both wearing white pants.

We are, but we're not simpatico today. Like our sweaters. Couldn't be more different. So different. What were you about to say? You, like, had one more thought. Did I? Yeah, you were about to say something.

Oh. But then I was going to say. take it back because I realize you don't like to talk about periods like your own period. Yeah. I was just going to ask if you said returned. Yeah, it has. And you didn't make a big deal about it. No, I didn't.

You're so chill. I am. Jackie came up with a new ante name for me. You know how all the kids, they call me co-jures. Jaggy's going to have them start calling me pick me ante. No, Claudia is such a pick-me-a-a-a-a-a-cote. What were you doing last night? I called the kids, obviously, because like, actually, they call me.

You call me, but I happened to be with them, so we were all on these time. And I was just recapping the day. and I was like, you guys, how amazing was it when anti-cojures went on the water side? Because I went in for them. Like, I wasn't like, going to go unless they were like, cojures, will you go? Because they couldn't go. It was like, kind of adult. It was like, not adult.

It was for big kids. And they were like loving. They were like, go again, go again. So I was just sort of like recounting the magic. And Jackie was like, you're being such a pick me. She was like, how cool was it when I went on the slide? And I guess like, anytime I do stuff for the kids, like, I just put them a disco ball. I'm like, how much do we love the disco ball that coders got for them?

I am sort of, I'm not pic me. I just don't want my, like, contributions to go unnoticed. And they just have the Cisco ball being like, oh, yeah, this is like this thing in my house. No, it's bought for you by your auntie. Yeah, cogers. Right. Who also went on the water slide in such a fantastic brave way. Don't you find?

So now you know what I meant. Yeah, no, I am a pick me aunt. I'm always, like, when someone's wearing something that I bought for them, I'm like, oh, my God, is that the Mario bathing suit that cogers bought for you? Yeah. Who bought you that bathing suit? And I always have to get like a video. Thank you, cogers for this Mario bathing suit.

Yeah, that's when you're not here. and like you send something for us and I have to send you like you know my debt yeah of your payment yeah which is a video of them wearing it saying thank you yeah yeah worth every penny totally now we have so much to do today demilios are in crisis as high swim week everyone who's anyone except for us was there yeah literally you know right here I just want to say like sports illustrated thank you like please never invite me to your facility like because I'll have to say yes it's like a cool thing well like I can't but of course never walking that runway until I'm done having chosen no no I will walk the runway like two years after,

sorry, three years after like my last child. Once I get like fully plastic surgery, I get new breasts, mommy makeover, I'm on the shot for at least two years. Then like I am your, I'm your cover girl, okay?

No, but we could have been invited to the event. Oh, to watch, skinny people walk. I'm good. No, no, but I still wouldn't have wanted to go, but I thought that's what you meant to. But you're saying never invite me to the runway. But what if they invite you to the party? It seemed like a cool party.

Yeah, no, but like I'm not in my party. mode. I don't need to go to party right now. Yeah. Somebody asked me to play mahjong after bedtime. Like, are you kidding me? You know what I was singing the other night? I'm literally like the opposite of a vampire. Like how they can't leave the house during the day. I cannot leave my house at night. Like I can only leave my house during the day. I'll go to a rager during the day. Anything that happens after 6 o'clock, like I'm, like you could invite me to seriously like the back alley, I couldn't go. Yeah, like Dracula, that song.

Dracula. I don't know. You don't know the song. You know. Can you sing it? Um, now I'm Mr. Carisna. Oh, is that Dracula? Pablo Escobar. My friends are saying, shut up, Jackie, just get in the car. I just want to be. I know that from TikTok. How do you know that?

From Reels. And then it came on my Spotify today because I was listening to Somber Radio. Of course you were. I wanted to update the group with one more thing. I'm sure you and Ben talked about how Ben's like journey to get into the Knit game. His journey to trapping an NBA player. Yeah, with his big rests. No, Ben was probably talking about how he's going to go to the game.

So the NBA finals are locked in. It's the San Antonio Spurs. Oh. So that's the guy who punched Britney Spears, Victor Webanyama. Okay. He's like 24. He's 7 to 8 and he's like, it's like not fair. They're from San Antonio. They'll be playing the New York Knicks.

The first game is in San Antonio. On Wednesday, obviously Ben was like, you know, making arrangements, playing flights from here to San Antonio. Did they win last night? Was that the final? No, that was two nights ago. Oh, okay. I didn't know that I had been settled.

I don't know if Ben cares that I'm like blowing up his spot. But like, of course, in the most Ben fashion, he has found not only, a free ticket to the game, like a premium free ticket, he also found a flight, a private flight. As I said he would. You guys were here.

I said that he would. He did. The way I hate him. I was trying to like make a comparison like for Ben because this is, I think it's like a good comparison. It's like if Taylor Nation was putting together like a private flight with like,

you know, high profile fans of Taylor to go to like Taylor's opening night of her next tour, that's, I guess, the equivalent. Yeah. But Ben says no. It's actually bigger because Taylor can tour all the time. Ben says no, because Taylor has gone on and will go on many tours. And the next.

It's not up to the next if they get there. Right. I understand. But I'm also like worried what about the other games? He's going to go to multiple, right? So the first two games are in San Antonio. He's not going to go to the second one. Okay, fair.

He said we can watch from home. I'm like, oh, just us. He was like, no, we have to invite people over. It's like, okay. Oh, I'll come. No, I think I'll be back in New York by then. Oh, I won't come. Then there's two in New York.

And the ones in New York are like five times the price. So I told him I'll just have to like wait outside on Stubhub or Game Time. And once the first quarter starts, just buy a ticket. Like you can't, I'm sorry, it's insane. Do you see somebody just spent $250,000 set a record for a ticket at Madison Square Garden? Was it a good ticket? I hope so. I feel like it wasn't.

I feel like Quartzide would be more. Yeah. And I wonder like Kylie and Timothy and Travis, like when everybody goes like, you get those tickets for free, Courtside. You do? Yeah. Like the Knicks Celebrity Row, like they invite, they get, but I don't know. Timothy will definitely get one.

I don't know if he'll get a plus one, you know. Well, she can pay for hers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be very exciting. Yeah, it is exciting. I hope he goes to as many games as possible. Me too. I'm very supportive, but like within reason financially, like I am still me.

But I do think he'll definitely get into a New York game for free. Yeah. I'm sure brands will be activating. Yes, of course. And that goes without saying any brands activating. I also think brands activating should bring the bruns and boys like to bring a full circle yeah but the thing about the burns and boys are like a couple of no but i know but i think that's what makes it so great you know real fans like the fans are always

when tart does a trip and they're like why don't you bring like firefighters and it's like okay well because nobody wants to watch firefighters all my respect and love but like that's not why a brand is doing a brand trip no but i think that like brands also get heat for like not bringing like actual fans of the product or whatever it is so i think this would be like a great moment for a brand to bring real people i love that the brunsome boys give them a call and they're viral Of course. You know, they have virality. So I think it would be good.

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I have been to Myrtle Beach. And it was kind of a formative trip that you referenced, like, often in your adult life, don't you find? Yeah, it was just like a beautiful beach, easy to get to. So many activities, I imagine it's like so family-friendly. You were with a big group, right? I was with a big group. We rented a big house. People were going here.

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and your favorite local grocery retailer. Thank you. I just want to say, like, it's so important that you never skip the ads because, like, how would we not know this important part of Jack's history? I need to go back to what you said during. Now I'm feeling nervous. Now I'm feeling nervous that, like, I didn't. Oh, you made it up.

That's very coders of you. Just like, I don't know, the more you think about something, like, so memories, like, start to come back. But, like, maybe you start to embellish. Like, the mind is... You think the rollerblading at Myrtle Beach was just a fever dream? Maybe, but I don't know why. Like, it just sounds... Maybe I had, like, ideas.

Ideas of rollerblading. And, like, nobody wanted to go with you? No, we're like, I don't know. Maybe I just thought it was a good idea. You know? It is a good idea. It is a good idea. It is a good idea.

It is. And we were just, like, going from house to house. Like, why not blade there? Okay, you definitely didn't. Why not blade there? Anyways, let's get into the stories. First up, 2026 S-I swimsuit runway show at Miami Swin Week.

So Sports Illustrated did their big one, their swim week fashion show. And this year it's bigger than ever. It's going to be on Hulu. Oh. It's really the new Victoria Secret Fashion show. They had a musical performer. They had Lizzo perform.

And so not only did they have the usual models, but they had a lot of like Hulu swirlies. Yeah, all four naters. All four Nader sisters, a lot of dancing with the stars. Which I thought was a, amazing addition just because the dancing with the stars swirlies are literally bikini models. It's insane bodies. Like I love that. Yeah. And it makes sense. Like tying it back to Hulu, ABC family.

The weird. The only weird thing is the Lizzo performance. It's such a bad choice. You found it to be a little bit bananas. I did find it to be a little bit bananas. It's just a bad choice. Only because like her music is really not popular anymore. And everything that they did is so on the nose. Like they got all the girls from Instagram. Like it's very of the moment. And I could think of a hundred girls. I assume they wanted to like have a girl performer. But I could think of a hundred people who would be better suited for that. Like Tate McCrae or like literally anyone whose songs actually get played.

What song did Lizzo sing? I don't know. I guess we'll have to watch the stream. That was like it just feels like somebody, whoever chose the musical performer was not also involved in the casting of like the models because the models were like so. Or like someone there is just has stake in rehabilitating Lizzo. Or it's like a big Lizzo fan themselves. Yeah. They just like wanted Lizzo.

I think Tate McCrae is probably too big to do something like this. But there are plenty of... It's like a big thing. It is. I guess it's like the first one. Maybe they'd have a hard time booking someone. And also, if this is the new Victoria Seeker Fashion Show, which I believe it is, I don't think there's any way for the Victoria Seeker Fashion Show to come back in like an iconic way.

No matter whether they are more inclusive, less inclusive. Everything stinks. It's over. Yeah. Stop trying. When they're inclusive, I want them to be exclusive. When they're exclusive, I want them to be inclusive. It's done.

We're just done with you because you stand for nothing. They stand for nothing. And like, there's a way to be. to do inclusive that doesn't feel like bad. You know what you mean? Like there's nothing worse on like being inclusive and it's like when it's not your typical body standard, it's like a bad image or like it's like real. Okay, well they can also be like airbrushed. You know what I mean? It's like that whole airy like get real campaign. It's like well that's great. But like why can it be va va voom glamorous and inclusive? Real and beautiful. Yeah. Like why does inclusive have to always be

ugly? Like they make it ugly. Yeah. Whereas like there's nothing ugly about it but the way that the spin that put on it, it's like sad. Yeah. So I think that Sports Illustrated is inclusive in ways that is not sad. It's like everyone looks glamorous. Everybody has bombshell hair. There's bodies of all shapes and types. Moms, pregnant, postpartum.

I love that they really include it all in a way that's still glamorous. Why do we always have to sacrifice glamour for inclusivity? I don't know. And some people, they just like can't get it right, but Sports Illustrated really gets it right. But that's also because that's who they are and that's who they've always been. Victoria's Secret, like trying to do inclusivity just makes no sense. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's true.

It's so inauthentic. Sports Illustrated has always been about, like, amazing bodies, athletes. Athletes, yeah. So it just really works. I really think now having it streamed on Hulu, like it is the new Victoria's Secret Fashion show. So they did have performers. Oh, and what I was going to say is the Victoria's Secret Fashion.

So sometimes did have male performers. And that was really fun too because, like, you need your husband. Not only that. Some of the most- Bodhi and Adam Levine. Some of the most iconic moments in pop culture history are when male performers performed at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, Justin Bieber. show you off

Fallout Boy like the weekend he was great Kanye and Jay Z they did it together like I'm sorry iconic levels and they need to

the show needs to be successful because we need to get back to that era like the Victoria Secret Fashion show at its height like was one of the best things that ever happened to me yeah

I think this is on its way so I agree Lizzo's not like the ideal performer whether it's a man or woman but it would have been exciting to have a man because maybe like

Xandra starts dating somber No, no, summer. Somber. Yeah, like somebody up and coming. Because, yeah, maybe it's not a proven show. Maybe they can't get, you know, Taylor Swift. I mean, Taylor Swift performed. Literally, Taylor Swift's performance at the Victoria Secret Passion Show, like,

is in the hall of fame of just, like, moments that mean the world to me. Yeah, it's also great when they get-fall-up boy. And I think with Lizzo, too, when they get someone that's like, is on the, like, looks like a runway model. Like, Lizzo is wearing the bathing suits and she's doing, and she looks. She's basically walking. Like when Taylor walked, you couldn't tell who was a Victoria's Eagle model. Yeah, and who was Taylor.

Yeah, and that's cool. So I think like that's what they were trying to do by going with like a girly. It's just like the bananas of it all. No, not only the bananas. Like let's say she had bananas, but her music was like huge hits. But no, but even if she performed. That Huda Mustafa's song performed better than Lizzo's new song. What does that say?

But even if she sang DNA test, the couple hits. Like, okay, I can bop to that. So can I. The classic. But she didn't sing. And was there another performer or just her? I think just her. Bad choice.

Like that's the only thing that feels. feels off when everything else has been like seriously 10 out of 10. Yeah, maybe Lizzo has something coming up with Hulu. Maybe. It should have been like a Hulu affiliate. Like a Disney person. Yeah. Of Cameron, you know?

Yeah, she would never. No, no, but I'm just trying to think like who's like a Disney, like a Disney star, like Olivia Rodriguez. Yeah. She would have been good. She would have been good. Yeah. So here's who walked of like the notable names.

Of course, Alex Earl. All our cover girls. The mother of Sports Illustrated. All the cover girls, Tiffany Haddish. Dandra. Bethany. Oh, Hillary Duff did not. Hillary Duff did not.

And who was, oh, Nicole Williams English. She was there. She did walk. Bethany, again, 55 years old. Like, the pictures are ins and the videos. She looks insane. I'm sorry. Bethany walking the show, like, is such a sleigh on her part. She's the most insane body.

Yeah. And she's keeping up with, like, the 19-year-olds. No, and I feel like every time she does the Sports Illustrated show, like, her and Alex are, like, the headline. Like, she is the biggest person walking. Everybody's talking about her. It's not like, there are a couple of people here are, like, mouth like footnotes, whatever.

Yeah. But it's always about Bethany. Mm-hmm. They had a loan of bar. They were really firing on all cylinders. They had a dancing with the stars, like a mini performance. They had a mini performance. They had all four Nader.

Alex did a little, like a little spin. Did all four Nader sisters walking together, which I love. They had Stasi. They had Camille Kostick, like, you know, Greats, Sports Illustrated Greats. It was really, I really enjoyed being a consumer. I kind of want to watch the Hulu special because I was like looking for more videos on my, on my algorithm. Me too.

They're social media manager, like, firing on all cylinders, like, raise for her. But I will be watching the production as well. Yeah. And, like, I just know who's ever in charge of, like, the lighting for the – I always think this every year. But whoever's in charge for the lighting on Sports Illustrated, like, loves women. Like, it is the most delicious lighting. I always think that, like –

No, they look amazing. Whoever's doing the spray tans? Who's doing the spray tans? I always feel like it's like a Kopari sponsorship because you know that, like, Copari Body Glow. It's like – Everybody looks, like, so smooth. Also, like, this has become a –

huge event. Like every model who was there is like has like two brand partnerships from the weekend. Like everything is like brand. It's like a little like a mini like festival. Yeah. Yeah. It's really crazy. It's gotten so big. And swim week has always been a thing. But it's like this very small random like niche trade show. It was very like real house. Wives of Orange County fashion show at swim week. Absolutely. But it's now like a major media weekend because of Sports Illustrated. And it's lifted up all these other shows. I saw a couple of people. Cup she. I saw a Wild Fox boutique who had everyone walking slow.

Is that where Gia Judeyce walked? Yeah, but everybody was walking that slow. Yeah, but I saw Gia's went viral first and I'm like, oh, that's weird, but everybody was walking that slow. Yeah, they're lifting up like the whole industry, the swimwear industry, which I loved. Yeah. So that was fun. It comes to Hulu, June 9th.

Once again, like Hulu doing what needs to be done. I think we announced this like when they did the upfront, that we said that this was coming. Well, from what I've seen, I feel extremely helpful. Yeah, me as well. Our next story, Charlie DeMilleux's parents have been accused of stealing money from her when she was making money as a child. Influencer, the report originally came from Dumois and alleged that TikTok superstar Charlie DeMilio became aware of missing cash after her parents, Mark and Heidi were supposed to have been removed from her accounts. Dumas also posted that the issue caused a rift in the family with Charlie's sister Dixie, siding with the parents. Yeah, so people have thought.

for a while that Charlie's been on the outs with her family, like for almost a year because, you know, she didn't go to Dixie's party. Including Dixie. Yeah. And so, of course, like, when someone's on the outs from their family, like, I'm always like, well, your family wants what's best for you. Like, maybe, like, you know, Hollywood has gotten to Charlie.

But if you look at her actions over the last, like, year or two, she's actually really, like, made her life very small. She took on this, like, background role on Broadway. I think that, like, the fame life, the L.A. life was really not for her. She, like, barely posts on social media. And Dumas came out with this response, with this article and her father's response immediately made me side with Charlie. Like if this report comes out and you're so worried about public perception that you're in

the comment section fighting with people going live on TikTok talking about how all you've done is protect Charlie from all the pedophiles in her DMs over the years. Like such a red flag dad response, I have always thought that there's something extremely sinister about those two parents. Like the fact that their daughter went viral on TikTok and they all decided to make their own accounts and monetize and like dance and stuff and then all move to LA and do it as a family. It's like, well, the internet doesn't love the family. They just want Charlie. And you could see it from the numbers. Like her parents have like millions of followers and get like four views. Like

it was just such an odd way to deal with her instant fame. And now I do have sympathy like no one knows how to deal with that. Right. But I've never felt like their number one goal was protecting their daughters. And then when you watch that one season reality show, like they should get that show scrub from the internet because it's such a bad look for. for the parents. Well, it's just the concept in general, even if they were all sitting around smiling, it's like your daughters are teenagers. They're going through mental health struggles in the public eye and you've put a huge camera in their home and in front of their face. And the show is like literally just them crashing out, especially Dixie. Like the girls get so much hate like TikTok, Genzi.

Like it's like the worst of the internet. They get made fun of extent like and the parents filming it and then like talking like not like the messaging wasn't like take time off. It was like, well, how are we going to make this work? It was such a red. flag. I think they're the most sinister individuals. And I so believe that they're stealing money just because like it does look like the well has sort of run dry. Charlie doesn't like do what her parents say anymore. Right. She moved across the country. And so I don't think their TikTok brand deals are coming in the way that maybe they once were at the height of Charlie's like TikTok stuff. And I believe wholeheartedly that they definitely stole from her. And I think that the dad's reaction is so not what like a dad to young daughters.

This is what he commented. He said, no one called me for an interview. you, this is not true. We love Charlie, but she is being manipulated and I have the receipts. Over the last six years, we have remained silent and never addressed gossip, but the time has come to set the record straight. He responded to a comment saying she's always had a team in place, lawyers, business manager, manager, agent. We purposely set it up that way. Not sure if you know anything about our family, but we were doing fine before TikTok. Then why didn't you, like, quit your job, sell your house in Connecticut and all moved to L.A. to become TikTokers ourselves. Yeah. Like, that was the whole thing you made Dixie do music. Like, Dixie wasn't a TikToker. It was just

Charlie and like they had to make it the whole family and everyone like Dixie went begrudgingly and the parents were like obsessed with their own fame like so fucking weird I get such a bad vibes from them and let's say that like none of this is true but like your daughter's not speaking to you and like you're going on TikTok live like I just think a genuine individual like would not give a fuck what the public is saying they would work on fixing the relationship with their daughter and if your daughter has these like sinister bad people in place and there she's being manipulated, like you're on TikTok live talking about it? Like, why don't you go fly across the country and try and save your daughter?

Like you, like, I just don't believe anything he says. He's such a greasy guy. Like, I hate him. Yeah. Also, it could be like he didn't directly transfer millions of dollars from her account to his account. But like, if they were in charge of like, their living arrangements, everything to do it, like they were managing the finances while she was earning and not keeping the money

because she's 15. And they were probably just living so large that at the end of the day, what she earned, there's not much left because they were spending it on the house on the move. But they only did too much. They started like a line of ring lights. They started a line of clothing. They started a $25 million venture capital fund to like invest in brands. It's like you're a TikToker.

Calm down. And like three of you can't even hack it on TikTok except for Charlie. And she doesn't even want to do it anymore because you guys have made it so so unfun. I the thing is like when somebody goes really viral on TikTok, like from the outside it's like, oh good. Her whole family is moving with her. And it's like that's how she'll stay protected. And it's like there's really no good way to be famous and young.

No. Because it's like, well, sometimes you know, you don't have parents and you get, I think Tanamoja talks a lot about how like she, her parents like literally abandoned her and like it was so bad. And so there's really no good way because then your parents come with you and seemingly like they're good individuals. You know, they had a job. They know how to manage money. And you're stealing from your 15 year old daughter. Like I'm sorry. It's so I really got, I have always gotten the worst vibes from these two. And if you want to know like what I'm talking about, watch their turn to Lucio. But then why is like Dixie? not there with Charlie. Yeah, that's bad. I hate to see the sisters fighting. Yeah, they need each other. Like, you always think like your parents are right. Yeah, but they need each other.

They need each other. What's Dixie up to? She's, they're also, like, largely offline. Like, the girls have not for years. Did she do music still? No, she pops in, like, once a month on TikTok to post an ad. And is she dating anyone? Not that I know of.

That's sad. And then, like, Dixie shaved her head. Like, I'm telling you, there was really, like, there was a lot going on there. I want her Noah Beck to get back together. I know. I think he was good for her, even though Noah Beck's obviously, like, going through a lot of personal stuff. I don't know if like, do you?

Oh, with the sister? Just not his problem. Like, I mean, I agree. Like, goodbye sister. That was one of the best references, like, made in the history of this show. Thank you so much. Goodbye, sister. Like, you and your pedophilic ways over there.

That was crazy, too, Noah Beck's sister, like being a pedophile. Pedophilia is so rampant. It's so rampant. Disgusting. Well. So all that to say, like, very, very bad vibes from Mark Damelia. and I believe that he is the aggressor in this situation. Yeah, I think that's fair to say,

not like the sweet girl who's just wants to dance. No, but the Dixie, like, does leave, like, a question mark here. We'll follow closely. Oh, extremely closely. And, like, this is the work of Dumas. Like, I feel like Dumas had a couple of really big moments in the last year. I'm like, this is a huge case for her. Yeah.

She's cracked it wide open. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Love Island cast news because on Friday I discussed with Ben that the Love Island, OG like villagers, Villas. What are they? They are Villagers.

Islanders. Islanders were announced. We got like, you know, this cutsy little video. Montage. Everyone, their names like... Charlie's brother. Charlie's brother and his name is Zach. British Charlie from last season. I know. That's why I was telling Ben about namesake.

His brother is on this season, a cutie named Zach. And his name is Zach. Are you okay? There's also a Bryce on the season. You're kidding. It's huge for namesake. But one cast member has already been to ahead of season 8 after video surface of the contestant using a racial

slur. So much like Jalissa. Ulysa from season last season. She was there the first night, gone the next. They didn't even address it. They just said, Ulyssa's left the villa. Ulyssa's left the villa. She was on the first episode and then right when her episode aired, there's a video of her on a podcast

using the N-word. So very casually. She was dismissed immediately and then they announced and maybe that's why they announced the original Islanders. They probably haven't started. Actually, maybe they just started filming because it premieres June 2nd, today's June 1st. So they have a couple days probably. But it was good that they put it out there so that if anyone wants to bring something forward, speak now. Because you know that they are firing anyone. Yeah, but to fire someone

who's like very invested in the storyline like Sierra last year. That was a very problematic. It messes with the show a lot. Yes. Yes. So yeah, maybe they did preemptively release, even though I think they do this every year. But yeah, a girl has been let go. Um, see. Yeah. Yes. I can't believe that they don't have systems in place like for vetting individuals. Well, it says here that the video, it appears to be privately owned and was not shared publicly until her announcement.

Like it was- Someone was sitting on this. That's crazy. It's crazy that like non-famous people have like such haters in their life because this was like up until yesterday a regular girl. Yeah. Who somebody like sat on this video of her like if she ever becomes famous, I'll release it. So they were not accessible to vet prior to the.

ousting. Okay, well, hopefully their vetting is a little bit more. I feel like their vetting is so yeah, but the internet is just so big. I know, but I can't imagine that they don't vet. And that's what everyone always says when something like this happens. Like, why don't they vet? I think they vet. Yeah. Anyone I know who's ever been a part of a reality show has told me that like production before anything gets announced production does go through their social media and send them things to delete. I would, I feel like they would just ask them if they have, if those things have ever been up. Right. But I think it's like almost impossible to find like a young person these days who has a completely clean digital footprint. People are on the internet these days from the time that they're like 12. Yeah. And that's just

like a lot of time to be a moron. Yeah. Yeah, it is. So, so it begins. And so it begins. June 2nd is tomorrow. Tomorrow. This like really, I don't know how I'm going to do it like every weeknight watching like with my co-sleeping schedule. You got to get AirPods. And turn on the huge TV. No, I'll figure it out. I'll watch in a different room or something. But I'm mad already. So tomorrow, Love Island, here we go. Feel free to watch you guys. It's officially summer.

Oh yeah, this is your warning. Like, we are going to be talking about it a lot. And if that bothers you, like, you could also join us. But also, if you don't want to join us, like, I respect it. The show, like, does bother me in the sense of, like, it's kind of disgusting in terms of, like, it's vulgarity. Like, you cannot watch it with kids around. You cannot. It's like Tushies everywhere.

It's asses everywhere. It's, like, sexual gyration everywhere. The challenges. The challenges are. You cannot watch it with kids. It's really disgusting and it's such a huge time of commitment. So if you don't want to watch it, like honestly, I respect that. Yeah, we will talk about it for the duration that we watch it, which like I've said,

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Get welcome. Our next story, a little summerhouse news. Shibuzi is teasing that Summerhouse star Sierra Miller is in his next music video for his song, Cow. girl. I saw this. Yes. So Shibuzi and Sierra Miller are dancing. Are you going to be okay? I'm so excited. I love to see Shibuzi in the news. And for that I'm grateful to Sierra. I'm grateful to Sierra because otherwise I think his music video. People just don't appreciate Shibuzi in the way that you do. Yeah. So I'd love to see a king slang. And I don't be like music videos like make news like they used to.

No. And like being a music video girl like is an elite job. Shout out to Shannon Ford. You know Shannon Ford's like in an iconic music video. I think it's Cole Spindell. Hold on. She should be. And it's like a middle of a memory. Just, I think that's it. Like, yeah, if you're in Nashville and you're like not in a music video at some point in your life, like, you're a loser. You didn't live in Nashville. Shannon is, yeah, oh, single Saturday night, my bad.

I love it. Yeah, so being in a music video isn't like not something that a lot of people do, but I do think it's like a very strategic way to be cool. You know, it's such a cool thing to do. I love this. I need the song to be a hit. It's great for Shibuzi and it's great for Shibuzi and it's great for Shibuzi. And this is just so unexpected from Sierra.

Like, I don't know if she's interesting. to country music, but like it's just definitely a sleigh with like her Midwestern X. Like it's just great. It's firing on all fronts. I really like this. I really like this. A little more summer house music video news. I don't know if you saw KJ. and Dara. Oh my God. We have to talk about this. So last week I spoke about this was Ben on Friday. People thought that KJ. and Dara broke up. So did I. They unfollowed each other. They're not tagged in photos together anymore, meaning like one block the other. And then they dropped this music video for his new song and they're like all loved up in it. And the lyrics, it's called my

little thing. He gushes about his romance with Dara. He says, says, she's my little thing. Stick around and give her a wedding ring. Stick around and give her a second name. Elsewhere on the track he muses about their meet cute, saying from the Hamptons to the city every weekend getting Liddy. Any goodwill I had for these two is in the garbage. Okay, let me see this.

Pretending you broke up to promote a song is so low brow. It's like such low hanging fruit. It's like pretending you're pregnant on April Fool. It's just not funny. Like I hate that shit. Two, obviously I come to think of Jesse Solomon, who has largely been clowned on for his music, but at least when he was on the show like that first season he had a moment like what would jesse

solomon do we knew that he's saying he talked about it like you coming out of left field saying you're a singer like okay i hate this the way i hated jesse solomon's music and jesse solomon like has gotten so much hate for his music to the point where i actually feel bad so i don't want to do that but like i hate this one the song is bad two like you've heard the song of the song of course the way that they promoted it like is my least favorite type of like gag humor like i don't know it's stunt like hate the music video is lame like and I now just like these two yeah individually and as a couple like this was really bad I agree I'm in shock how was this not story number one like it's insane because like you want to talk about Charlie DeMilly and I just like I didn't know I didn't know like if

I could see you also be I don't care about these too well I I do now and like after giving us like collectively sorry you know I don't want to mean I take it back I'm sorry you're gonna leave it at that yeah I'm gonna leave it at that I feel bad actually I take back everything made I said I forgot that like he's going through it so like I don't want to like pile on. No, but I feel like he's getting a lot of like good reception to this. And I feel like people are like, oh, they got us. You know, like.

Oh, really? I didn't see any of that. Well, this article I'm reading is like giving that. It's from Cosmopolitan. Well, Cosmos is like a very positive place. I don't know that it's a positive place, but they said the song's a bop. They said they've created quite the buzz. They have.

I agree with that. So I guess they're not breaking up. It was more interesting when they were. Like that's something like I can. I know. I'm ready. Like I know Levi's bursting to tell us what happened. And that's why we need her on namesake.

Oh, wait, Summer House reunion and Love Island tomorrow. Ugh. Eight. Mm-hmm. I need somewhere else to end just because, like, I need everything to end because Love Island is a full-time job. Last night, I watched Real Housewives of Rhode Island. I know you didn't watch it. And it wasn't like that.

Actually, it was a very good episode. But after they played the new episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, like, let me tell you, I was sat the fuck down. It looked so good. I wish had a little bit more context. Like, Debra. Oh, she's back. And then a bunch of, no, Drew is still like. on it. I don't really know Drew. And then a bunch of women. Some of them, I think I've come and gone through the years, but some of them were new. And like they're prepared. Like, there's a lot to go on. It actually looks really good. I can't take on more, but I just want to say I was intrigued. And how was Rory? I will watch. I just Sunday night, like, are you crazy? It was good. This isn't the sopranos. I know this is not like the headline from the episode because Rosie was barely in it. But like her husband is a terrible singer. Like, and he was performing at this turn club in broad daylight.

Like it was so weird. Well, maybe it was because it was summertime and like the sun goes down later. It was just weird. It could have been eight o'clock. The whole thing was weird. Rosie was looking at him so adoringly. And then later in the episode, she had like a barbecue with his family and like she made like a dumb joke about Botox and he was cracking up so hard.

Like I think that they're deeply in love with one another because like I was like, this guy stinks and that's not a funny joke. And she was just like, isn't he amazing? And he was cracking up about her joke. I actually like I'm a believer in their love. It was almost sweet how much they were gassing each other up for like very mediocre behavior. the fight between Joellen and Liz was insane. Liz is a crazy person.

Like she's an actually, she pulled Joellen's hair, which was insane. And then they got together like a couple days later to talk about it. And Joanne was like, you pull my hair. And Liz left. She was like, I didn't.

Like, we literally watched it. Like, it's just insane to see somebody lie like that. And Liz is crazy. And Kelsey's so far up her butt. It makes Kelsey uninteresting. And Kelsey was having this whole conversation with her boyfriend because her boyfriend still pays her ex-boyfriend still pays for her car insurance and her health insurance. And her new boyfriend is like, not down with that.

He's like, listen, you strung me along for a year. She said that they didn't have sex for a year. And they like wouldn't be a real couple for a year. And he's like, I waited for you. But you need to cut all ties. Like this is just not, like, disrespectful. And she's like, well, are you going to pay for it? And he was like, he can't.

He's like for her. And it was just like deeply uncomfortable because he's right. But it's like, well, if you're not going to pay for it, like, she needs. Oh, and she has like this brain issue. She had a tumor. I've seen the clips from her project. her insurance, basically. And if he's not going to pay for it, it's like, well, she needs insurance.

But I like the way that she framed it. This is almost like alimony. If she was in a relationship for 10 years, if she were married, she would be getting, you know, payment. So just, just forget it. Let it go. Yeah. Let it go. Like, just let it go.

Yeah. Alicia was like crying the whole episode in the fight that started with Alicia about the homeless thing. Like, Alicia's not even involved anymore. It's just Joellen versus Liz. And now Liz has decided she's taking down Joellen. So who does she call? Kelsey. Rula.

And it's seriously the most loser behavior. That I don't like, because I actually like Liz, and I agree she's a crazy person. And that's why I like her. Like you hired Liz and you got Liz. Yes, exactly. I don't need everyone to like be the same and like, of course. And fight the same. You got Liz.

But to go to Rula and Rula's like, I told you. And it's like, two dumb bitches telling each other exactly. Yeah. No. And it's like, I have no space for Rula. And is Rula getting paid? She's nowhere. She's not in, this is our first episode in like three weeks.

Yeah. Is she a cast member? Like, what is going on? She's fake sick? Does she say things in the intro? Is she in the... I think she does. I think they pay her because, like,

she's a huge storyline, so show up or don't show up. She probably gets paid for episode, though, but she's not on a bunch of them. But it's like, okay, if you don't want to show up, that's fine. We're still going to talk about your husband cheating on you. Yeah. And thanks for letting us talk about it.

Yeah, so it was a good episode. I'll watch it. Our fifth and final story, Taylor Swift is making people think she's involved in the new toy story, five movies. This is the second time they've made us like that. But this is like so clear.

So Taylor Swift, um, is now linked to the Toy Story 5 movie, which is coming out soon. Pixar put up multiple identical billboards in major cities this weekend featuring nothing but the letters T.S. Which Toy Story, Taylor Swift.

Madam Marvel, Wicked Witch. Exactly. Featuring alongside 13 fluffy white clouds, which the white clouds are also like Andy's bedroom in... Yeah, it's the brand of Toy Story. It's the brand of Toy Story. Additionally, she changed all of the capital letters in her songs on Spotify, like T&S,

are all capital now. I didn't see that. In her songs. This is like a lot of work and like it's like weeks of teasing. For what? Like is her song being used in the movie? Is there going to be a new song in the movie? Is she voicing a character?

Like it has to be huge. This is like a- A lot for like a new song. Also Pixar shared a video on Instagram featuring like one of the billboards and Jesse's character is dancing in front of the billboard and the caption is she's making those moves up as she goes. Right, which is a lyric from Shake It Off. So Taylor's obviously involved.

But what could her involve? involvement B that requires this much changing all the songs on Spotify. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. And people were saying like she was out spotted with Bob Iger at dinner a couple months ago. But it's like all that's just to be featured on the on the soundtrack. So it has to be more than a typical either she's on the soundtrack. Maybe it's a new song for the soundtrack.

Or that's what I mean. Or that's what I mean. That's what I mean by featured on the soundtrack is. No, because sometimes like that she, since she bought her master's back, she like puts her songs in trailers. No, I think she wrote a song for the movie. Yeah. This could be her, you know, I got that sunshine in my pocket,

which was a Justin Timberlake song from trolls, which became like the biggest song of the year. Yeah. I don't think she's a character in the movie, because that would have had to start, like, years ago, and she's out to a dinner with Bob Argyar, like, months ago. You know Taylor plans her life like three years in advance. No, I know, but like, I think if they were talking about Taylor X Toy Story at the dinner,

it would have to be something in post-production. Well, I do want to say that I do like this. One of my favorite things about Taylor is, like, how she's literally like a family-friendly performer. So doing Toy Story, I think only furthers that. And I really like that about her. I hope we get a great song. I think watching Toy Story 5 is in my future.

I think it's in the near future for me. So if there's a new Taylor. Yeah, like make it fun for the mamas. I'm sad. Me too. And songs like that, like do have the potential to be huge. And she needs the money. She has a big wedding.

Oh, so the rumors, I know like the rumors of the nastiness are that she's getting married in the city. And now it's widely believed that she's getting married at Madison Square Garden. Have you heard that? Which I think is a really interesting venue because obviously like the sports of it all. The like historic nature of a Taylor Slubs New York and like it's history. It is pretty secure. You know, there's only so many entrances.

There's no windows. Like what happens inside you can't see. We may be able to hear. It's kind of there's, I think there's a lot of like underground tunnels where like you can get in and out. Cars in, cars out. I think. I don't know if it's true, but it's a good guess. It is a good guess from the security standpoint,

but would you really want to get married in a place with no windows? Well, I think that, like, the, like, those are things you have to consider when you are that famous. Yeah. And obviously, like, that sucks. And, like, would you let the security concerns and, like, not getting a helicopter to get a photo of the wedding? I think that they would.

I think she would. Let that, like, not having, like, natural light at your wedding. And, like, I don't know, rich people can find natural light. Like, they can make it. They can bring it in. Yeah. from Europe. I don't know.

I think I would want natural light. No, it's a good, it's a good point. But I think Taylor would prioritize safety and security and privacy over natural light. But no, you're right. No natural light is insane. Yeah. Insane. It's insane.

Maybe the Madison Square Garden does have windows that we don't know about, you know? Maybe. I like it. It's a good theory. But I think that would be so, it would honestly make me a little sad that like she has to get married. In a bunker. Yeah. It is a bunker.

It's in a bunker. Grand Bunker. Yeah. So I hope it's not that. And I, she needs to get married in like a closed airspace. They're saying, yes, they're saying July 3rd, Madison Square Garden. She should get married like at the White House. That would be beautiful. Like you can't fly over it. And they are like the closest thing we have to royalty. So yeah. Well, we live and wait. I'm looking forward to finding out. That's like a fun thing. That's almost only a month away. Or less or more June 13th. Oh, you think like it's that. Or more, or August. Like who said?

Or they're already married. Or the rumors and nastiness said July 4th weekend, but like, they could have just made it up. Everything's made up. Everything is made up. Everything's a social construct. Okay. We shall see. Yeah, that's our show. Nalafi, I feel. Oh, I guess. Yeah. What time is it? Yeah. Malawi. Well, enjoy. Enjoy the Nalaf.

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