The Toast - Harry, Olivia, Adele and Bob

Episode Date: November 21, 2022

1. Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde break up after nearly 2 years (Page Six) (31:48)  2. Adele kicks off Vegas residency: 'Thank you so much for coming back to me' (Page Six) (44:06)  3. Kelly Rowland Asks 2022 AMAs Crowd to 'Chill Out' After Chris Brown Win Elicits Boos (PEOPLE) (52:50)  4. Angry Taylor Swift speaks out after Ticketmaster's 'Eras Tour' ticket disaster (Page Six) (1:00:49)  5. Bob Iger returns as Disney CEO in shocking shakeup (Yahoo! Finance) (1:04:20)  Yellowstone Recap (1:14:12)  White Lotus Recap (1:18:10)  NLOG Tickets Merch The Toast Patreon Claudia's BookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Monday, everyone. I am coming at you live from the great outdoors. If you're watching on YouTube, I'll explain in a minute. Hey, Jax. How you doing? I'm good.

I'm a little warm, if I may say. How are you doing there? Let me tell you, not only is it 25 motherfucking degrees in New York, our studio has no heat. I don't know why. I'm on it. Hopefully it'll be fixed. But when I tell you, I'm basically podcasting outside today. It is one degree in here.

I'm wearing a beanie that you can buy at ToastMerch.com that says, not like other girls. I'm wrapped in a gorgeous blanket that you can also buy at Toastmerch.com that says not like other girls i'm wrapped in a gorgeous blanket that you can also buy at toastmerch.com my winter coat and honestly thank god for toast merch because i was not prepared for this yeah well you look cute and you look like you're out in the field covering like a sideline reporter storm don't take risks on treacherous roads don't swim in the sea don't swim in the sea don't such good advice I do usually get like worked up when we podcast and I pretty much end the podcast like nine times out of ten with a little under boob sweat so I'm hoping like just getting really into my favorite podcast with my favorite co-host like hopefully that will bring out you know some body heat oh me yeah yeah

I hope so too for your sake because I mean would you rather be cold or hot it's the age-old question it's the age-old question I would rather be cold yeah so I I just why do I have to be either like why can't I just be comfortable? Yeah. But you look cozy. Yeah. I want to apologize to the podcasters. I'm wearing my big puffer.

And like, I don't know if it's going to make like annoying sound. Like when I move, you know what I mean? Like parachute sound? Yeah. Like the kid who wore parachute pants to school one day and he just makes so much noise. Who? Like there's always someone in parachute pants who's walking like. Is that a thing?

Yeah. Or if you had one pair of parachute pants and you wear them one day and then you never want to wear them again. I was more of a gaucho girl. And also we had to wear skirts to school. So. Not our whole life. No, not our whole life. That's how you're supposed to feel your whole life. Your whole life. That's like such a supposed to feel your whole life that's like

such a niche movie reference like that our family's obsessed with that literally I don't know if anyone knows what it's from that's the way you should feel your whole life it's from wait no no don't say don't say I will seriously Venmo ten dollars to the first person who comments on YouTube what movie that's from put your Venmo username I'll send you a Venmo like I'll be I'll be shocked the only reason why they might know is we might have said it before and cited it we gotta get more stories I know well no it's just we have so many we just go through them all we do so many episodes here's a story I had this conversation with Margo that I thought would be really interesting podcast conversation and I want to know if you feel the same you know how

everyone like is talking about like x like that you get from people that you date and everyone of course has their own x that are tailored to like who they are as a person but are there like general x that like we all agree on yeah okay is this one of them or am I unique in this experience? Like let's say I was dating someone or I was like really into them and I either saw or I pictured them in my mind, like waiting in a line. That's a you ick. It's not a general ick.

Nobody else finds that icky. No other people find it icky, but it's not. Everybody finds it icky. I thought it was, you know, like everybody finds icky, like the salad dressing finds it icky I thought it was you know like everybody finds icky like the salad dressing in the corner in the corner that sort of stuff yeah but some people like don't have line issues like we do oh my god like the thought of somebody even like the

hottest man like even John Mayer waiting in a line like seriously like vomit kick it up a notch with a backpack on wait and that backpack has like um like like a brown paper bag full of food and he's gonna like sit down and open up the brown paper bag like for me seeing anybody eat food that's like to go or like in a in a bag like that like for me like you're never less attractive than when you're eating food out of like a paper bag oh that's not an issue for me I think a paper bag is cute it's like so homemade lunch like I always want to pack Zach a lunch in a paper bag I'm so glad you don't so that other women get the ick and they don't talk to ladies if you're worried about your man straying from you pack him a nice homemade lunch so we'll be like oh my wife is so nice she makes me such nice lunch but then put it in a paper bag so he repels everyone and weigh his backpack down with bricks so he's like walking around hunched over big backpack like knocking

into people like and he looks like the kind of man who like can't handle a lot of baggage. You know, my husband has recently become a backpack user and it's actually a very nice backpack. And, you know, Sierra, the singer and Russell Wilson, they have a backpack line and he happens to have a backpack from there. I don't know. And like I think that like adults wearing backpacks with exception but like in general is just like not the vibe however I'm just glad Ben is using a backpack like he used to walk around with like literally like a Morton Williams plastic grocery bag with like his charger his computer and like some papers that he needs and now he has a backpack but more more backpack more problems because now that Ben's backpack is a full-blown pharmacy like I clean it out once a month and I pull out like bottles of magnesium zinc Advil Sudafed like he's keeping his immunity

up huge bottles I'm like why don't you just leave the bottles in the medicine cabinet and then take them in the morning like get him a little pill Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday thing and then you clean out his thing once a week so more jobs jobs for me. More. Yeah. Cause it's you, they're bothering you, this things. He didn't come to you and say, wife, my dear, my backpack is so heavy with all my magnesium. Do you have a solution? He's like, why is my bag so heavy? I'm like, you're literally carrying 45 bottles of Zyrtec like unnecessarily. You take one Zyrtec a day. Yeah. My husband actually wears a backpack all the time like he's like when we go when we travel he wears a backpack when he goes into the office as an exception um but he has like nice he has a nice backpack and also like he's very like his

backpack like slides onto his onto his suitcase like yeah it's all work so it's very mature it's yeah i'm not gonna tinker no don't tinker taylor soldier spy tinker taylor tinker taylor um speaking of taylor speaking of taylor we're gonna speak about taylor oh not that taylor oh are there other taylors the taylors the taylor there's two other taylors i went to the taylors apartment yesterday, Taylor Strecker and Taylor Donahue, because they were like, oh, we were supposed to hang. They're like, we can't. Like, we have all this family coming.

We need to, like, set up our Christmas decorations. I was like, I'll be there. And we had, like, a nice little Christmassy afternoon. I, like, hugged my first stocking. We wrapped garland. It was, like, really cute. Like, totally made me want to convert. And then they are doing this thing for the month of December.

They have this huge chalkboard that they wrote out, like, 25, maybe 50 Christmas movies. And they're going to thing for the month of December. They have this huge chalkboard that they wrote out like 25, maybe 50 Christmas movies. And they're going to try and watch all of them. And so when I saw they posted it, I texted Taylor Donahue. I was like, do you know that I've actually never seen Love Actually? And she was like, what? I was like, I know. It's just like something I missed, you know?

So she was like, OK, we'll watch it and set up Christmas decorations. So that's what I did yesterday. We had such a nice time. And I watched Love Actually. And I actually have really unpopular thoughts. What a bad movie. Like in a good way, obviously. Like I did not enjoy it. But I can't believe it became this like hallmark.

This like, it's like an iconic Christmas movie. When like it sucks. What was bad about it? First of all, it's one of those movies where it's like you meet like 15 different couples and like then you figure out at the end like how they're all connected uh mind you like four of them were not connected so i don't know why we were learning about them the scene that like everyone knows that like i've heard about is like you know someone showing up to the door with signs and it's like that's like the worst part that storyline is the worst storyline okay that storyline makes no motherfucking sense they never finished they never wrapped it up too it was not

iconic at all that guy was like creepy as fuck like and rude also the movie was like obsessed with fat people like there was like a million fat jokes and they were making fun of this like character's thighs like she was so skinny like i was shook like it was so weird weirdly fat phobic like it added nothing to the storyline like i'm like why are I was shook like it was so weird weirdly fat phobic like it added nothing to the storyline like I'm like why are we making these jokes it was not funny and overall like not good but like I loved it you know what I mean the little kid singing all I want for Christmas okay I had a problem with that what he wasn't good enough it should have been you well it was a girl singing first of all first of all. Oh, and she loved the boy.

She loved the little boy. No, the boy loved her. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Haven't seen in a while. So Joanna, the girl who sang All I Want for Christmas, not good, like extremely pitchy. And all the parents were, it was supposed to be this moment.

It's like, wow, the girl can really sing. She stunk. She stunk. Liam Neeson was a terrible stepfather letting his kid run through the airport getting chased down by TSA and there was like a 9-11 component to the film that I didn't understand either what was that I haven't seen it in a while so it's bits and pieces the beginning of the movie was like they mentioned 9-11 and about how like if you ever want to actually see love go to Heathrow Airport when like people are getting off the plane and like meeting with their loved ones.

And then the movie ends with like people getting off the plane, meeting their loved ones. And I just didn't know why they brought 9-11 into it. And also it was in Heathrow. What did they say about 9-11? When the Twin Towers came down something. It was like the monologue at the beginning. I was really thrown off. I wasn't expecting a 9-11 moment down something. It was like the monologue at the beginning. I was really thrown off. I wasn't expecting a 9-11 moment.

Huh. It was bizarre. And that's not to say I didn't like it or enjoy it, but I happen to like bad movies. So it's a bad movie. Yeah, I mean, mostly Christmas movies are not winning Oscars. No, but the way people talk about love actually, like... Yeah, and then there's the Piers Morgan storyline.

You know, his body double. What's that guy's name? way people talk about love actually like yeah and then there's the pierce morgan storyline you know his body double what's that guy's name he lives on the lake the guy who lived on the lake oh colin firth to me he hears morgan that was so cute when he married the girlfriend honestly the movie was very funny like there was moments I was cackling like very funny um yeah but made no sense like at the end okay so like this is what I and Taylor Donnie who was like I love this movie but like there's so many plot holes and like if you go online there's like listicles of like pointing out all the plot holes in Love Actually but riddle me this because it goes it's the movie takes course over like weeks. So you know when it's the same day, like between couples. So it's like Colin

Firth decides in the evening to go fly to Portugal to go save that girl, not save, to go marry that girl. And in the same time that it takes him to fly to Portugal, Liam Neeson and his kid make it to the airport. But wait, he leaves for the airport the same time as Joanna and her family. And Liam Neeson knows a shortcut to the airport.

But Liam Neeson and his son only make it for final boarding and Joanna's been there already. But they left at the same fucking time. How do you know they left at the same time? Because they saw their car drive away and then drove they were like let's get the car I know a shortcut then all this time uh it's what been like an hour two hours Colin Firth made it to Portugal and got in the cab like I don't think London and Portugal are so far away

let me look at security maybe private delays, I saw him go into the commercial terminal. Maybe he flew private. There's just a lot of plot holes. That's not to say it's not a good movie. It was good, but like it was very bad. And I think we should, you know, acknowledge that. Yeah. I mean, I think it's like a Christmas movie.

Like, and it's as long as you laughed, you smiled, like you, you said it's good, that's all you need from your Christmas movies. How much do you love to make fun of Christmas? No, I know. We sit there making fun and it's a great time. But the way people talk about this film with such reverence, I was just expecting more. Well, that's what happens when you watch a movie

20 years too late and you miss the zeitgeist. That's with everything. So true. When we watch First Wives Club and we're like, what's this? a movie 20 years too late and you missed the zeitgeist that's with everything so true when we watch first wives club and we're like what's this yeah oh that's so true i definitely like missed it because it's not a part of my holiday nostalgia so i don't have like a special place for it in my heart although it was truly star-studded oh another plot hole like the fuck happened with professor snape and his wife like we know he was acting out buying his assistant jewelry because she was extremely provocative um the wife found the necklace confronted him about

it then what open to interpretation did you watch that new movie with the tailors i saw they watched it spirited uh so i had to leave because i had a dinner last night but they were like putting it on as i was leaving and I really wanted to watch it with them. It's a Ryan Reynolds, Will Ferrell. Yeah, and it's a new Christmas movie. It looks really good. I've heard it's really good.

I think that it's something that could potentially unite peoples this holiday season. Add it to your list with crawdads. Add it to your list with crawdads. Yes, I agree. And Murder on the Orient. and death on the nile if you're a list of family christy mode even though we added crawdads to our list of like good movies to watch with family it is worth mentioning there are like two sex scenes maybe

three do we see parts we see stuff. Not parts, but like stuff. I think it's fine. Everything has sex scenes these days. Like literally. I know. What are families supposed to get together and watch? Cocoa Melon? I don't know.

Soon Cocoa Melon's going to be having sex. No, I know. JJ. Also, like who? JJ is the main character. He's going to be like. Oh, and Cocoa. You know, I've actually never

seen Coco Melon I'm unfamiliar with Coco and her count your blessings I know we have a great show because it's Monday and that means we have a bit of TV recap because Jackie watched a new episode of Yellowstone and I watched a new episode of White Lotus and I'm all caught up on White Lotus so we will discuss in the TV recap but but not before delivering five amazing, life-changing stories. You know, I actually sent you a couple stories. Did you look into them? I have them, but there was a surplus today of stories. So that's really exciting.

They are probably four out of five. In the words of Liz Lemon, when it rains, it pours. In the words of Luke Holmes, probably four out of five are of equal importance. So the order is not in any particular order. Thank you for mentioning that. That's really good to know. Because I don't want anyone to think like, oh, I think this is more important.

Like number one and number four could be interchangeable. Really? That rarely happens. I do want to mention just one more time that this glorious blanket that's keeping me warm and the beanie on my head are both available at ToastMerch.com. If you don't know what to get for the toaster in your life for this holiday season, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Christmas, make sure to head to ToastMerch.com. A lot of our

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Literally. Oh, by the way, I made engagement chicken on Friday night. I know we were talking about it on the toast and I said I would make it. And? Any luck? So? engagement chicken on friday night i know we were talking about on the toast and i said i would make it and any luck so she's engaged it was so good i've never made a whole chicken before but i think the best thing about it one it's a really easy prep and thing to make like you just slice and you don't even have to peel and chop the garlic. You just stuff them in and you just put it all in the oven.

It's really kind of idiot proof. The hardest thing that I found was touching a whole ass chicken raw. Never did it before. I didn't expect that I was going to be so squeamish. And the organs are in the inside, right? Yeah. You got to like take out the gizzards. It was, it was insane. Sipping lizardpping lizard in my ride i really did not see

that i don't think i'm like you know so precious like that and i was not okay like the fucking pause it was if anything was ever gonna like make me be one of these people's like i can't eat a living life oh yeah manhandling raw chicken was wild but do they not sell the chickens de-gutted I'm sure if you go to a butcher but I didn't get it from a butcher I got it from the supermarket they have a kosher yeah like empire does pre-packaged oh I guess you're right they do so um the chicken was amazing was perfectly was perfectly cooked. Like the timing was perfection. It was juicy, moist, everything. Like, I really think that it's the thing to give that you're the man in your life or the

woman, the push that they need to pop the question. No, that's everything. Like the way I crave homemade meals, but like, like will not do anything about it. Like my kitchen has actually never been more barren during COVID. I went through like a phase where I made like schnitzel once and like a taco and I'm back to square one. Like, and I have no interest. I need to get, I need to get a chef. You have a chef, your husband.

I know. I just don't let him cook. He makes such a big mess and he never cleans. And even when he does clean it in his mind, he's done like a really thorough job. Like the entire kitchen is just covered in a layer of grease. Yeah. I mean, I can't feel sorry for you. You have a live-in chef, your husband. If you want homemade food, he loves to cook.

You like, don't let him. I don't. It couldn't be, it couldn't be more gorgeous for you. Actually, Zach and I went on a date night, Saturday night and we went out to a restaurant, and it was really nice. We wound up having a really good time, but I was thinking about what my dream date night would be since nobody asked, and the date night was sprung upon me. And I was like, okay, if someone actually wanted to gift me

a gorgeous date night that I'm interested in, this is my dream date night at this stage in my life ladies mamas let me know if you feel me and redheads too Zach cooks dinner for me like a good like just like how I cook for him like a perfect meal from the cookbook no however he can't take too much time so that he's like not available to help me with Harry and he can't make a mess either yeah or alternatively he could hire a chef to come to the house, but then like, I don't even want to know that the chef was there.

You know what I mean? I just want like a perfect home cook meal that we get to enjoy at our kitchen table together. Then we go to bed and we each read our separate books. I would say every 30 minutes to an hour, we share with each other what we've read, what we've learned, and how we're feeling about the book that we've read.

Go back, read some more, share some more. Then from there, camera's out. Ear muffs on. Wait, that sounds nice, except like when I'm reading, don't fucking talk to me. And I don't care what the fuck about like you're reading, you know? What if someone was reading something interesting and they were hitting with some facts?

Then I would need to read it myself if I found it interesting. It's also, well, one, I like talking about what I'm reading, but two, I want to make sure that Zach's doing his reading. So I'm like, you have to check in. You're literally a teacher. Wait, speaking of dating, do you want to hear the funniest thing? Yeah. I turned on my iPhone 4 this weekend because I wanted to find footage.

Remember when we went to the 1989 tour, which was in 2015? Yes. Everyone on TikTok is sharing, here's where I sat for X tour, so I wanted to participate. And I could not find. I had to go back to my college phone. I guess I forgot. I was still in college when we went to 1989. So I turned on this like crusty old iPhone. I found what I was looking for. I'm shocked it turned on. I know. I found some great like old family photos

and videos. So it was nice. And then I went into my text messages and I started reading my text messages with Ben. And the way I should not be married right now, like, I was such a cunt, and I really don't use that word, like, I was such a fucking bitch, I don't know why on God's green dally earth, Ben stuck with me, because, of course, I'm lovely now, and I've matured, but I was, like, 19, 20, I had a boyfriend, I thought, like like nothing and no one could fucking touch me, bitch. Oh, and I had like started to get like a modicum of fame. I was out of fucking control. Oh my God.

These texts, like I could not have been ruder, more dismissive. I didn't even want to show Ben because I didn't want him to like think like, yeah, why did I marry that slut? Yeah, and be like all these years, like he thought that he was overreacting no and I was like I can't validate his feelings I was shocked like I was such a bitch and like all we did was fight what like give me an example I can't like I was just okay so like Ben had sent me something or maybe called me and I was in class oh no no no okay okay it was really mean so I was in school and Ben had graduated and was working and he sent me a text that like his boss

at the time who was like really mean to him like finally complimented him on something so I didn't respond I was in a three-hour lecture and And then after the lecture, I was like, hey, sorry, I just got out of class. He was like, did you see my text? And I'm like, yeah, I did. Sorry, I was in a three-hour lecture. I didn't have time to respond that your asshole boss was nice to you for once. Like, so rude. Like, for what?

No, like, for what? Nobody. Nobody. Claudia. Like, so rude. I actually, it made me feel really bad. Like, I know that I was like a really, like, I bad like i know that i was like a really like i was like a nightmare when i was like a teenager and like in my late teens early 20s like we know

that um but to see it like in front of me like made me actually really sad so i was really nice to ben yesterday oh and how did but i just want to i haven't i haven't been like that like i'm 28 i haven't been like that for like six years but like in we've been together for 10 so like in 10. So, like, in those first couple of years when, like, it was my first boyfriend and I, like, thought I was such hot shit. Mm-hmm. It was like I got a boyfriend and I had to make it everyone's problem. Mostly Ben's. Mostly Ben's, yeah. That's funny.

It was, like, it was actually, like, a really hard thing for me to, like, look at. But that's good of you. Yeah, no, it's called growth girly it's called introspection introspection and now i'm just like you want to hear about growth i had a moment like that this morning totally dissimilar but someone commented on the redhead saying i listened to the first episode of the redheads i just listened to it and jackie said her favorite book genre is rom-coms oh lol isn't that funny i've been like reading for like four months when we started and now like that's probably that's how everyone gets into reading yeah it is it is the gateway drug i'm still uh high on the gateway drug i started the idea of you that book you recommended based on like Harry Styles fan fiction and it's cute it's fun fresh fun and it's yeah it's like so you it's like so

delusional so me no but like Harry Styles rum spicy oh not that spicy maybe not yet no I'm like 40% in no but don't they have to like no they've already started oh they've always they've been together they start right at the beginning which I liked oh cute yeah like they don't make you wait like for the characters to fall in love like no they're together yeah that's like with enemies to lovers books it's like 80 percent until anything like enemies to lovers is like is an amazing trope. But the fact that like in a movie or in a TV show, like they don't fall in love till like 80% and it's so annoying.

Or they don't even like acknowledge your feelings until like 80% in. Yeah. What's your favorite trope? What's my favorite rom-com trope? Yeah. Not enemies to lovers. Maybe like unlikely pairings you know because that's like it happened one summer like they were just so so unlikely yeah my favorite trope I think is um like every summer after love in other words like childhood lovers who like go through trauma

and then reconnect yeah that's sweet and it's like nobody knows me better than my best friend from the lake for 12 summers you know yeah yeah true sound so should we comment what's your favorite trope yeah um enemies to lovers is a good one like mean man sweet girl that's a good one what about mean girl the story of claudia that's us literally don't send this episode to ben i won't but someone will um so without further uh do to do to do here are the fastest stories that you oh the straysan brethren bruce was being so sweet this morning oh my god i woke up two hours before my alarm because i had such a sad dream i actually can't even talk about i woke up crying i'm gonna cry again oh my god don't do it don't share

okay i slept so deeply it was one of those mornings where i it took me like a minute to figure out what day it was um so i actually slept way less because of my traumatizing dream. And I actually think the conversation we had last week about sleeping less, like I feel amazing. Interesting. 12 to 7. 12, that's late for you. What was keeping you up?

I couldn't fall asleep. Oh my goodness. No way. No, but then I woke up at 7. I'm like, I got a blowout. I took my time. I watched White Lotus. Like I had so much time. I loved it. like, I got a blowout. I took my time. I watched White Lotus. Like, I had so much time.

I loved it. Where'd you get a blowout? In my living room. Nice. Yeah, it was nice. Gorgeous. You can't tell because I'm wearing a stupid fucking beanie and a jacket. And it was a big old waste of my time and money.

But you know who you are today? She persisted. Beanie Feldstein. I'm literally Beanie Feldstein. Beanie Feldstein. I'm literally Beanie Feldstein. Speaking of, did you see that the cast of Funny Girl is recording the original Broadway soundtrack for a record? Yeah.

Is that big news? Yes. Don't they do that stuff? No, no. It's one of the privileges you get as being the first. It's the same as you're only eligible for the Tony. You only release the record. Do they record one with Beanie?

Yes. Oh, OK. That's a big deal. No, it's the same as like you're only eligible for the tony you only record one with beanie yes oh okay that's a big deal no it's like it's like really crazy but of course like we want to fucking listen to it like bitch and now we should be eligible for tony i don't think so rats i need someone to explain the eligibility when it comes to tony's because i'm not 100% sure but um they're just like literally like rewriting history they're like acting like beanie never existed they should call the show like funny girl too just so it's a new show and funny woman funny woman woman of humor girl that is funny girl in which there is funny Laughter. Laughter and the humorous girl. Just so she could win a Tony. 100%. Well, did you do your little dance? No, no.

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nearly two years together the singer and his girlfriend olivia wilde have broken up after nearly two years of dating page six can confirm sources first told people on friday that they were taking a break from their relationship the source told people quote he's still touring and is now going abroad she is focusing on her kids and her work in L.A. It's a very amicable decision. The source insisted that the two are still very close, while another insider adds, right now they have different priorities that are keeping them apart. So, like, this was so crazy.

First of all, I cannot believe it's been two years of this. Like, it feels like we just saw those pictures of them on the yacht together. No, it feels like this has been going on for a long time and what's so weird is that like harry did his residency in la at the forum and the last show um was like a couple days ago and she was there with her daughter like it's very weird like it's so confusing the timing um i have a lot of thoughts like first of first of all, like, I am happy this is over. Like, I think, like, it just, it was not the right relationship for Harry. I'm, like, happy for Olivia.

Like, that's really sick. Like, it's literally the book that I'm reading. It's fan fiction. Like, you can't make stuff up like this. You know, like, the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the world wants you. And Olivia Wilde is gorgeous. But, you know, she's older and she's a mom. Like, you just don't think, like, that would happen happen. Like it's literally a fairy tale. I love it. I'm over it though. Like all the drama I'm over it. And I don't really know how realistically

like Harry does not stop working. And it was nice. He was in, you know, New York doing a residency. So he was there for a good amount of time. He was in LA doing a residency. He was there for a good amount of time, both places that like she lives and works, but like he's going abroad now to like his, to Asia. Like, and I don't know how it can realistically work with like a mom of two who has like a bustling career. It's not feasible.

Yeah. I just feel like this whole announcement and like timing and split is so calculated in the sense of they can say it's because he's going abroad because it obviously isn't feasible for them to be together as much as they would want to be. But like if they're so in love, they've been together for two years, they could hold out while he's working here and working there. And I feel like they kept the relationship on track

until he was done in the US so that they could make it seem like they're breaking up because of his schedule. And I just don't think it's that at all. I feel like things like got really smelly a while ago. And I feel like the two of them just like didn't want to like prove everyone right or like say that, you know, they shouldn't have been together on set of the movie. And then the movie is still like in theaters.

And so if they're breaking up and it's like, oh, they, you know, Flo was directing the movie for nothing. And I feel like they needed to stay together until this point like the movie is went through its PR cycle they didn't want to have to answer questions on the you know panels while they're answering a million other questions about all the other drama and so I feel like they just like held on until they had a good enough reason they could blame it on scheduling issues like everyone else. No, that's a really good call.

Because I think in order to deal with like the PR shithole, the mess that they went through, like you have to be like so in love to not let it like affect. And I don't think that's what this relationship was. I think it was like a nice relationship, but I don't think it was like a forever relationship. I feel like for Olivia, she didn't want this messiness to cloud more than it already did her movie. Her accomplishments. I feel like for Harry, like't want this messiness to cloud more than it already did her movie her accomplishments I feel like for Harry like he doesn't want you know he's doing

his biggest stint in the U.S. to date and like where are the people because like Olivia's a U.S. star like we cared the most probably about this relationship and like it would have been every night every show it's like people would be screaming about this or that and it's like I think both of them were like let's just make it to this point and then do whatever we want. I agree. No, I think it's amazing timing. Whether it was scheduled or not,

it's impeccable timing. I feel like it was scheduled and this was like the finish line for them. They've crossed it. They've crossed it. I can sniff this out because it's been smelly over there. No, I agree.

I am like devastated that Harry's like still working. He absolutely needs to take a break. Like it's giving Ariana Grande. He looks so tired. Like he has to stop. And every time I go on Instagram and there's like another new poster, Love on Tour, like whatever it's called, Harry's house, on his Instagram, I'm like stop. Yeah. Stop.

Well, I look forward to seeing who he dates next I feel like it'll be I feel like it'll be me it could be I feel like it'll be snitch I heard a rumor that like he was at zero bond and like she was there and they went through different entrances but then like insiders inside said that they were seen canoodling that's what i heard oh that's interesting i didn't see that oh no no you wouldn't have i just heard it no yeah no i didn't hear it either they were seen canoodling i heard he was spotted at nobu with a curvy podcaster that's what i heard that's what i heard that's funny i wasn't no I agree like we were there's so much I wasn't there at Nobu oh I I feel like this is exciting for a lot of different reasons one because like I am over this saga but two like I'm genuinely like like so excited to see who he dates next a lot of people were really looking into the fact that Kendall went to one of the final shows in LA at

the forum she went with Kylie and Hailey Bieber she walked around with a bottle of 818 wait I'm A lot of people were really looking into the fact that Kendall went to one of the final shows in L.A. at the Forum. She went with Kylie and Hailey Bieber. She walked around with a bottle of 818. Wait, I'm like so behind on Kardashians. But I have one thing to say. Did you see the episode where Kendall went to Vegas? No. Well, she wanted to go with Kylie for the girls trip.

Yeah, and then Kylie didn't have the coming. Okay, yeah. So she went with like Justine and Hailey and they went to this day club. It was like an 818 up here and she had to go and she's literally having the worst time and she's in her confessionals being like I just like don't like to do this like I have anxiety like I'm not really like I don't really like to party anymore like that people don't realize like I'm not like that at all like I don't really like to drink like except 818 uh-huh it was so weird like I feel like it invalidated her entire brand in like 30 seconds I really felt like they should have cut it out she was basically like everyone everyone

thinks this of me like they think so I'm like this party girl I'm this model I go to parties I want to drink I want to do this but like I actually hate it like I hate all of it and I was like what okay but I understand why you might think that but there's a different you can like be anti-partying anti-club and like still like a nice drink. Like, and by the way, tequila is actually meant to be sipped, not taking shots.

So like she can be home with a glass of tequila. And I do believe that is her vibe. You have to watch it. I will watch it. But like, just because you don't want to party doesn't mean that you don't. It wasn't about, it was like,

she said she doesn't want to drink. I think like drink as an aggressive activity i think that like what what she was saying could be the truth and she could still love 818 i just think it was definitely the wrong thing to say when you're out here promoting your brand there will be people who will just extrapolate i don't like to drink and it's like well then why'd you make right alcohol i'm one of those people yeah Yeah. Yeah. But I think there's like other forms of drinking. Ways to drink. I agree. Ways in which to drink. Things in which to sip. Yes, exactly. So I'll have to watch out. You know, it's funny, actually, because I saw like people

were complaining like so many royal stories. And it's like we go through seasons where we will talk about something so much. And then we haven't liked, we used to talk about the Kardashians every single day at certain points over the last five years. And like, we haven't had a story about them in like almost a month. I think we are like, and not for any reason, just like there hasn't been like huge major news. I feel like there was something big, there was, um, nothing like big enough to be a story. Like they're popping up here and there, but like there was a time where every single day it was like new news and it's just funny how things come in waves so no and also just like the queen just passed away so like some of us are still grieving but soon right we will move on back to the kardashians like i happen to think the kardashians

like are in a flop era right now like i have no desire to talk about them when it was like two months ago. Like I couldn't stop. Like I was oozing out of me. Like I just think they're going through like a, like a transitional period. But how long? They ebb and they flow. They'll,

they're back on top. Always. No, I think their flop era was Chris Humphries. But I think there is. They have multiple flop eras. Multiple flop eras, but also like, what do you constitute an era then? Because if two months ago you were obsessed and it's just

two months later and they're flopping, I think it's just like, oh, lol. Like, I don't think they're flopping. I just think they're like quiet. Maybe they're home and they're putting, I don't even think they're quiet. Really? What are they doing? Like other than going to launching brand after brand like it's kind of like it's kind of like enough but in the last two months they it's not like they're launching brands like we were more obsessed when they were launching brands we're lemmy and then kim's um fund but that's like b2c it's just like it just feels like a lot and then it's like when you watch a show it's like all they do is talk about the brands it's like B to C. And it's just like, it just feels like a lot. And then it's like when you watch a show,

it's like all they do is talk about the brands. It's like a shoot for A1A, a shoot for Skins. That's my issue with the show. A shoot for Good American. Yeah, it just feels like, it feels like we might have hit like a, like a point of like enough with the promo. And like, I'm not even bothered by promo. I'm not one of those people.

No, it just needs to be like good promo and you're giving us more than just a commercial. But that's my issue with the show. And I just feel like when I think about their content right now like it's more I just feel like they're just living life right now and not breaking the internet every like the wedding yeah the positano was like crazy right you know I feel like Kim's like home with North making TikToks and I don't feel the need to like she is report on it every day yeah no no no they're they're not doing anything that's worth reporting I agree yeah feel the need to like report on it every day. Yeah, no, no, no. They're they're

not doing anything that's worth reporting. I agree. Yeah. Except they went to that the Harry Styles concert. Still like not a story. Yes. Not a story. But but I would definitely be here for a Kendall and Harry reunion. Like, I'm sorry. Some people are just it's like how it's it's like how the captain of the cheerleading squad is meant to date the quarterback. Kendall Jenner is meant to date Harry Styles. Like beauty sees beauty. You know what I mean? I agree.

Like if they got together forever, I would be thrilled. But based on what I know about them, just from their, what they put out, I feel like they're too similar. Like I feel like they could be each other. You know what I mean? Oh no. I could see them just like genuinely like not being compatible, like not getting well I could feel that way because they're too similar like they're both just like so free spirited go with the flow like who's gonna make the dessert dinner reservation when

both of them are so okay whatever well they have a million people for that okay but do you know like who's gonna take the relationship I don't think that they have similar personalities at all that's just from the vibes they put forth i feel like they do they're both like so laid back so chill man like okay so who's gonna ask the one out but i don't think harry's like that like kendall's definitely like free spirit not like other girls i'm a nerd hyperbaric chamber but i don't think harry is like that i think harry's like cool as fuck but what what's his, what's his personality like? I think he's probably like really funny.

Like very like cool in charge alpha male. You think he's in charge? Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry to date a woman like 20 years your senior, like you have to be like, you have to have it. It's infantilizing.

He's like looking like he's a baby. No no no no no that's what I think because in in this book that's literally about Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde um he's very much in charge Charles so maybe I'm seeing it through the perception of that okay I mean those who don't know what I'm talking about I'm reading a book that's literally fan fiction about like a 40 year old mom who gets like the Harry Styles of her generation well of her kids generation to fall in love with her yes yes okay so I feel like that is definitely influencing this I don't see the two of them as similar personalities I feel like he is really funny I just feel like they're they're too similar well they should date because they're perfect for one another but opposites attract physically for a reason physically yeah wow and that was only our first

story are you ready for our next story not if i don't freeze my tits off first oh yeah okay it's getting colder in here it's getting colder it's not getting warmer it's getting colder in here yeah okay it's okay we, we'll pick this up. Second story. Adele kicks off her Vegas residency. She says, thank you so much for coming back to me. You guys, Adele has finally kicked off her Las Vegas residency after abruptly postponing it in January.

On Friday night, the Grammy winner appeared on stage at the Coliseum at Caesars Palace, the real Caesars Palace, in front of a crowd of more than 4,000 people, including her son Angelo and her boyfriend Rich Paul. She said, Thank you so much for coming back to me. It looks just like I imagined it would. She sang pretty much all of the hits

and she even got a little romantic during the set, embracing Rich Paul while singing When We Were Young. And she goes through the audience for that song. I'm sure everybody saw the videos. If I saw them, everybody saw them. I've pretty much seen the entire show on TikTok, like videos of every set, every song, every outfit, even though I don't think she even changed outfits.

And it looks magnificent. I mean, it looks like a really swanky evening, like this gorgeous theater. They have this really sickening LED screen system. It's like the whole stadium is one big screen it's very cool um but i am a hater to my core and i want to say one thing it wasn't that crazy that they couldn't pull it off the first time i didn't see anything that i was like oh they needed more time uh there was rain water there was a piano with pyrotechnics

like it was on fire there was a big confetti you know thing of roses disappearing there was a piano with pyrotechnics like it was on fire there was a big confetti you know thing of roses disappearing there was a there was a big screen I I it was stunning it really looked amazing it didn't look like anything that they couldn't pull off the first time I was like oh I can't wait to see this there's gonna be like an Olympic pool that opens up in the middle of the audience like there was also a um I forgot how many but I think 24 piece orchestra it was really it was it was very elegant I'm sure it was amazing but nothing that couldn't have been done in January is what you're saying the way that I see it is I feel like the original show actually wasn't gonna have all of this but she had to like add a bunch of stuff so that now we'd be like oh well

of course it had to wait how would we get the piano on fire without it that's true but I don't think there was gonna be a fiery piano before no it's the way I have like so many conspiracy theories about this like relatively innocuous event like okay she postponed some shows like who cares I'm like I'm kept up at night like I think there's I feel like there's so much to this story I I can't explain it. Yeah. But I think that she's really redeemed herself. The crowd seemed to totally love. And I think the people who went night one were a lot of her really big fans who were going to the former night one. She will be doing this show until March 2023.

And I feel like within that time, she will completely like whenever we want to work, like if there's all this content coming out from every single show, like everything that happened earlier this year will just be a distant memory. And I love that for her because she really is so talented. The show looks amazing. When I was watching when we were young, of course, I had chills and like I literally. Of course. Wasn't even. It's just like her in a dress walking around a theater.

And when the lights are on in the theater and she's in the audience, just like looks like like it's not even like a regular it's just like looks like Adele's at a movie theater like it was crazy to see no but also there's something about that song that's like so powerful like I couldn't lyrics it's it's a song that will like 10 out of 10 make me cry always. Like some of the lines, I'm so mad I'm getting old. It makes me reckless. Like so powerful. Like I just, that song is amazing. Obsessed.

I actually was like then had to put it on after like on repeat just to like get it out of my system. I was singing to Harry. We are having a great time. Thanks to Adele's weekend at the Coliseum. No, it was really, it looked absolutely stunning. A little basic, but stunning. And then I sang it to Harry.

And so then he actually had an Adele concert private in his room because we sound the same. Because it was like a redheaded queen walking down his aisle. And I said said everybody loves the things you do from the way you talk to the way you move that's tough it's really low fucking low everybody here from the way you move it's really hard Everybody here is watching you Cause you feel like home You're like a dream come true

I think that's pretty It's so painful for me But if by chance you're here alone Can I have a moment before I go? Cause I've been by myself all night long, hoping you're someone I used to know you look like a movie, you sound like a song. My God, this reminds me of when we were young. Let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time that we might be exactly like we were

Before we realized we were sad of getting old And made us restless Oh, I'm so mad I'm getting old It makes me reckless I'm so delusional. That was literally like Adele like how much different was it than Adele like not that different that was beautiful yeah no I if I close my eyes I'm at the Coliseum I close my eyes and I can see Gwangju at the Coliseum oh also I actually took a screenshot of this because I went on my Spotify to play When We Were Young.

So I pressed, I typed in when. And the most fire songs of all time start with when. Are you ready? Wait, let me think, let me think. When. When I pray for you. Dan and Shay? No, that one didn't even come up, though, a fellow fire song.

When We Were Young, When I Was Your Man, Bruno Mars, you dan and che no that one didn't even come up though a fellow fire song when when we were young when i was your man bruno mars when it rains it pours luke holmes when i look at you miley cyrus it was just a wild ride and then it turned into like the playlists and whatnot but right right no that's that's really uh When is a really powerful word. I agree. That's beautiful. Okay, let's get to our next story. Is it the next story that's brought to you by Thuma? Thuma, Thuma, Thuma.

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asked the 2022 AMAs crowd to chill out after Chris Brown won and booze were elicited from his win. That was a much longer way of saying the headline no if you saw the clip like it's literally like it's so awkward it's like major loser moment for kelly roland and i actually was just watching kelly roland on the today show and i was actually gonna come on here and like i just wanted to talk about kelly roland today before i saw this clip just to be like she was she was on the today Show talking with Jenna Bush Hager because Destiny's Child performed at George Bush's inauguration and they like gave Kelly they gave Jenna Bush like a present and Jenna Bush was saying it was like one of her favorite memories from being in the White House and like Kelly

Rowland was being so funny and she looked so beautiful and it was just like I forgot I forget about Kelly Rowland sometimes and I wanted to come on here and be like honestly Kelly Rowland is like that bitch but she really was acting like a big enormous loser at the AMAs and now we have to talk about that yes so last night at the AMAs uh Kelly Rowland presented the favorite male R&B artist and Chris Brown won Chris was not in attendance to accept his reward the crowd was cheering and booing and Kelly finished by saying excuse me chill out I want to tell Chris thank you so much for making great R&B music and I want to tell him thank you for being an incredible performer I'll take this award bring it to you I love you congratulations

yikes like major major yikes for Kelly Rowland um I imagine they didn't have an easy time finding someone who wanted to give an award away to Chris Brown because I don't think the AMA awards are like a big secret. Like who wins? It's like predetermined, you know? It's not fan voting? I don't know. You know what I mean? It's not like Taylor won all the awards.

Well, because she's Taylor, but also because she was there. It's like, you know, whoever goes wins, you know? And it's clear that Kelly Rowland has some weird relationship with Chris Brown and that's a weird flex on her and honestly I'm looking at Kelly Rowland a little differently this morning yeah just all here's the thing all around bizarre also like I thought like award shows don't give awards like to or yeah like why are we nominating Chris Brown right like they don't typically not they they editorialize the awards like based on everyone's uh behavior yeah no this is definitely like a weird flex for everyone involved um I didn't know that Chris Brown like got a like I know that Chris

Brown releases music which sure go for it I know that people still like his music and go to his concerts sure I'm not gonna stop anyone but I do think it's weird to like embrace him. Like, like he didn't literally beat the shit out of a woman. It's like on the varying degrees of like scandals, like Chris Brown's is the worst. Like it's the worst. Domestic violence is not a fucking joke.

Like it's so weird. Yeah. It's so weird how like people like forget, but like they, they don't like most some most i'd say most people like don't forget like chris brown i think we collectively have all just been like leave us alone but like there are these weird moments where like kendall jenner was in his music video like it's so fucking weird yeah like what am i missing i don't he did that no i don't

know but like we must be missing something because he did that shit you know he did that shit so it's like I saw the picture of Rihanna like that's literally all and it wasn't even like like it was not that it would make a difference but it wasn't even like it was somebody not famous like it's fucking Rihanna we all know like it's so weird yeah it wasn't like alleged and someone said like we saw we know it's Rihanna and there's a picture and a police report yeah and I don't think that's something you do just one time yeah it's a pattern so I can't feel my fingertips but fuck you Chris Brown uh so it was a big night for Taylor at the AMAs yeah so obviously she won all the awards like no offense who cares like those awards are fraudulent like I like whatever it's like she's the most So it was a big night for Taylor at the AMAs. Yeah. So obviously she won all the awards. Like, no offense.

Who cares? Like, those awards are fraudulent. Like, I, like, whatever. It's like, she's the most awarded woman in AMA history. Like, who cares? Those are fake awards. But what I did think was really interesting is, like, you know when Taylor goes to an award show, she, like, has, like, a BFF.

Like, another celeb. A sidekick. Like, sit with her. A sidekick. Like, hug her. And it was Sabrina Carpenter, which I love. I love Sabrina Carpenter. But, like, a few, like, award shows ago, it was Olivia Rodrigo so like it's just weird and there has been

like a lot of stuff on TikTok like conspiracy theories about Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift like having beef which I just find interesting okay I have a couple things to say one I think even if they had beef and they had a falling out like I think it would be unbelievably of Taylor unbelievably petty of Taylor to seek out Sabrina Carpenter and like make her her new pet. So I don't think that's what it is. I feel like it's more so Taylor being like, we can support all women. Like I don't have to choose between Olivia or Sabrina.

We're all talented women. We all love to sing. And I think we all sing. I can be friends with both of them. I think that's the larger message that she would want to share, regardless of her current relationship status with Olivia Rodrigo like I don't think it's out of spite or anything but I also think it's fucking weird that she keeps

bringing that she always has like a little pet at award shows like always someone there who she can hug who's like her flavor of the moment like I know that that was like a season that she was in a while ago but like I can't believe she's like still doing that shit. Let me tell you. I don't think it's weird because she refuses to bring her boyfriend out in public. Like so she can't. Where's Abigail? Where's her mom? Like she has so many friends

and she has so many friends that like we know are her best friends. Like Selena, bring Selena. And that's not like, but it's always like just this like recycling thing of like. I mean, so on the other side of her was that singer Gail who's opening up for her ABC. And like, honestly, like that made me upset because like, okay, so I go viral on TikTok and I can sit next to Taylor.

Like I was so upset. Yeah. I guess the positive spin here is like, it could be you one day. That's true. That's true. And we know she heard Toast by Claudia Asheri because she wrote Maroon. So. No, she, well, we know she at least heard 100 oh sorry 100 was the one uh so it's possible just like keep putting out fire music like you could be opening up for Taylor yeah I know that like a lot of times when Taylor goes to award shows her like sidekick is tree her publicist and ever all

the fans know tree she's like this gorgeous redhead um so I like when she does that because it feels genuine I agree like this like rotating door of pop stars it's like it's old I agree it's old yeah and but I will say now a positive like I love the respect that Taylor has for redheads I just feel like she's a redhead file and because some people are redhead phobic they are and I feel like she respects redheads I agree I actually had a very Taylor filled weekend I watched um Reputation again I watched 1989 World Tour um actually took an edible which like I never do and I was up till two in the morning like sobbing watching 1989 it was really just like that was such a moment in time it was it's really probably one of the greatest piece of like works ever created yeah it was amazing it was amazing I had a very Taylor weekend too but I've noticed that now when

I listen to Midnight's I started from Snow on the Beach I don't fuck with whatever's above there oh wow that's so funny I don't fuck with Snow on the Beach I love it so much I mean it's not my favorite but I always start with it and on my like songs it's the last one that I like so it's so it's probably gonna be my most played song of the album even though it's not my favorite song I'm just I won't listen to anti-hero lavender haze and maroon because it reminds me too much of toast wait those are like three of the best ones I feel the lavender is creeping up on me not enough to start with it you know because the first one i need a but by the way i do think you actually probably would love maroon i don't know why you don't like that one

i know i like it but like just not enough to start with it t-shirt when you splashed wine into me and how the blood rushed into my cheeks so scarlet it was maroon it's getting colder in here i'm literally not okay let's move on good thing our Our next story is about Taylor because she put out a statement on Friday about the ticket master disaster. Is that what they're calling it? Because they should be. I don't know. Ticket master disaster.

Miss disaster. Ticket master disaster. She said, well, it goes without saying that I'm extremely protective of my fans. We've been doing this for decades together. And over the years, I brought so many elements of my career in-house. I've done

this specifically to improve the quality of my fans' experience by doing it myself with my team who care as much about my fans as I do. It's really difficult for me to trust an outside entity but these relationships and loyalties and excruciating for me to just watch mistakes happen with no recourse. She said there was a multitude of reasons why people had such a hard time trying to get tickets and is trying to figure out how to improve the disastrous rollout moving forward. She said there was a multitude of reasons why people had such a hard time trying to get tickets and is trying to figure out how to improve the disastrous rollout moving forward. She said, I'm not going to make excuses for anyone because we asked them multiple times if they could handle this type of demand and we were assured that they could. She said, it's truly amazing that 2.4 million people got tickets, but it really pisses me off that a lot of them feel like they

went through several bear attacks to get them. She said she hopes to provide more opportunities to get together with her fans who weren't able to get tickets. She said she hopes to provide more opportunities to get together with her fans who weren't able to get tickets. So I don't know if that like is code for like her maybe releasing more shows, but I think the general message of this statement was like, not my fault. Like it's 100% on Ticketmaster.

Like general message is I'm pissed too. I'm not sorry because I didn't do anything and I'm pissed and it was wrong and there was a bear no and I um I endorsed that message like don't apologize if it's not your fucking fault and then also then reports came out that I think were probably directly from Taylor's um team that Taylor opted not to opt into dynamic pricing and Ticketmaster did it anyway damn um yeah so cool for Taylor doesn't change things you know like annoying for Taylor um I don't know if she's gonna add more shows anyone wanting an update on my ticket situation it has not changed it probably won't change for quite a few months by the way I saw that actually the the rate at which you were

able to get tickets for Taylor Swift Eros tour was actually more difficult than getting into Harvard percentage wise uh five percent of that's applicants get into Harvard two percent of ticket holders got tickets. Well, now I'm over for two because I didn't get Eris tickets and I didn't get into Harvard. Yeah. But like you had tickets that you could have gotten through Snitch like because she like got those. Yes. In that moment, we could have gotten those expensive back of the floor seats.

But I imagine if we had clicked them and gotten through, we wouldn't have even been able to process like that happened to everyone. I don't think we would have like just because they were there doesn't even mean anything they would have been in someone else's car too got it okay so so that's I have no regrets I tried my hardest that's where we're at I feel like she's saying that she'll add more shows but they haven't been done yet so she's not gonna promise anything that she can't yeah guarantee I mean it's just so crazy like taylor really is that bitch yeah are you ready for a fifth and final story i'm voraciously hungry and which like never has really happened to me on the show because i usually eat before but i didn't today and like oh my god i'm so hungry do you eat do you think the microphone

is picking up the never no like i don't always but did I have an early dinner? Maybe sometimes I'll have like a fiber one bar. I had a light dinner because I had a big brunch. Just a fun fact about me. Final story, a little biz news that everyone's talking about. Bob Iger is returning as Disney CEO in shocking shakeup. What's old is new again at Disney. Bob Iger is returning as Disney CEO in shocking shakeup. What's old is new again at Disney. Bob Iger is officially back as CEO in a shocking turn of events. The media giant announced late Sunday that Iger will return to lead the company as its CEO, effective immediately.

Iger replaced. Immediately. All junior girls to the gymnasium immediately. Thank you for understanding the trope. girls to the gymnasium immediately. Thank you for understanding the trope. Bob Iger replaces Bob Chapik, who has stepped down from his position after less than three years on the job. Wow, it's already been three years since Bob Iger left. Since we've been talking about this. Iger spent more than four decades at Disney, including 15 years as CEO. And according to the company, he will serve as CEO for two years with a mandate from the board to set the strategic

direction for renewed growth and to work closely with the board in developing a successor to lead the company at the completion of his term. If you look at the stock chart of Disney, it's definitely gone down. Since Bobby? Since this year. Oh, this is the year to date. Let's do five years. Let's look at it from five years oh yeah peaked in June 2020 and then went down from there and is that when he left they said

two years right three when did he leave that's so I mean uh this is a story like that you know of course we normally wouldn't talk on but like something about Bob Iger like we're obsessed like Bob Iger has pizzazz he has charisma I'm sure there's like a story about him I don't want to know I think he is like if I had a company and they were like we could hire anyone to be the CEO like Bob Iger like I just I trust him and I feel like I don't know what's wrong with Disney I didn't even know they were like in trouble or anything but I did think it was weird when he stepped down because he was like this like really popular like everyone was obsessed like I knew the CEO of Disney's name like it was so weird but it

was because Bob Iger like was that bitch you know yeah I agree he's definitely one of the first businessmen that come to mind and I don't know if Bob Iger because he did a master class that's why I don't know if Bob Iger's daughters are toasters we hope that they are I hope so um yeah I feel like he's definitely also branded himself as America's businessman. But I also feel like it's not that hard to be the CEO of Disney and be successful at it. Like it's literally like Big Red. Like I gave these chairs to you on a platter. So fucking true. Like everyone loves Disney.

Except those chairs were stolen. But yeah. But Disney's. Those what? The chairs were stolen. What are you talking about chairs? Chairs. Big red.

Bring it on. I'm still big red. I feel like I give so many references on the show, and then I feel like you don't even realize what I'm talking about, because that happened last week, too, with Mr. Hall, Miss Geist. Yeah, no. Like, sometimes I, you know, people say I mumble, but, like, you low-key mumble, too.

I do mumble. Okay. I feel like being the CEO of Disney is so easy. Yeah, no, like sometimes I, you know, people say I mumble, but like you low-key mumble too. I do mumble. Okay. I feel like being the CEO of Disney is so easy. It's all there on a platter. Just like Big Red gave her cheers to Torrance. Though. Okay, I thought you were saying chairs.

The cheers were stolen. Were stolen from the Clovers. I agree. Okay. I thought you were saying chairs and I'm just like nodding because I'm like, I'm freezing. I'm like, I don't know what's going's going on like I can't fucking feel my toes I'm like there's like a like an inch of skin beneath my pant like between my shoe and my pant and like I seriously I'm gonna have to go to the hospital yeah okay I I'll I'll I do know that like I seriously mumble sometimes especially if not given the time to finish that was an amazing

reference okay thank you and I just want to say like the larger point being, I think it's really easy to be the CEO of Disney unless you're Bob Chapik and you're fucking up left and right. But like literally do nothing. Like let the movies do their movies. Like hire, like keep rehiring the same people who did like Disney, Lin-Manuel, who did-

Coco, Frozen. Let It Go, Frozen, Lin-Manuel. Like keep doing your thing. Like it's working. It's working. Like those amusement parks run themselves. Like definitely get the pedophiles out of there thing it's working like those amusement parks run themselves like definitely get the pedophiles out of there because it's like that's where kids go I think that would probably be the hardest part of working at Disney is like making sure to keep

it a pedophile free zone so if you're the CEO of Disney are you also the CEO of like Hulu and shit Disney owns ABC and hulu yeah wait like what's the parent company i think it's disney disney so that means like hulu and abc espn like they're under your jurisdiction yes like yeah it's going great it's not a no it's you have the kardashians big job you have monday night football sunday night football carrie underwood oh sunday night oh sunday night you have tell me lies like fucking figure it out fucking figure it out bitch next you know you just need a morning show you know what else you have? The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Come inside. It's fun inside.

And by the way, if things aren't going well in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, I don't know, just acquire Miss... Get a Mouse Cthulhu. Acquire Miss Rachel. Free idea.

Oh, by the way, do you know the Miss Rachel drama? I heard she got hate. And you know what? She got a letter. Somebody wrote Miss Rachel. Was it an email or in the mail? A very upsetting letter via email.

Nobody knows what it was, but Miss Rachel referenced that it happened, and it was very jarring for her and the community. So everyone is just sending Miss Rachel love. Okay, I just want to say. Miss Rachel is never going to make it in this business. One email? One email? Girl. you read the reddit page about it welcome to the internet um i just want to say honestly like you need a thicker skin one i'm sorry that miss rach got hate like protect miss at all costs excusable inexcusable but it makes me feel a little better because it's like even Miss Rage gets hate. So fucking true.

Not that I would wish hate. You could be literally perfect teaching children how to talk, just like the sweetest woman on the internet, and you're going to get hate. So might as well do your thing on your podcast. So fucking true. I'm going to do my thing. Yeah, I just wanted to make sure you were in the know with what Miss Rach was doing but somebody should get their hands on Miss Rach I the second I I was introduced

to her content I told Olivia I'm like somebody is missing out like somebody needs to buy her outright they need to license her brand she should be doing songs she should release an album kits well you could subscribe and get her toys and she plays with the toys on the show it's like she could have the next baby shark like song wise if she came up with one of her dumb songs like kids would fucking eat that shit up mommy put it on in the car mommy mommy of course literally there's i feel like she's not doing enough no i agree and so and maybe maybe miss rach isn't a capitalist maybe that's why her brand growth has been staggered maybe she's like you know she's not in it for the money. But like if I was,

if I had the, if I had the momentum Ms. Rach had, like you'd better believe you'd find me raking it in. Sure. It's not even about the money. It's about the quality of the content. Like I feel like it's like, you know,

so nice Ms. Rach like does it from her bedroom, but it's like, okay, now you're like a big channel with millions of viewers. Like step it up. Yeah. And a big company can help you do that so it's not just about the money it's about the quality of content that she's giving to the campers 100 and the campers deserve the best the best of the best the creme de la creme that means cream anyways disney like fucking figure it out it really shouldn't be so hard no but congrats to

bob eiger like i don't i think he was you, he stepped down before his time was up. Yeah. And a lot of people don't like retirement. So true. They retire and they're like, I like working. I don't want to sit around all day. And just like. Tom Brady. Exactly. You know, Logan Roy.

Right. So I think that's what happened here. And the other guy stunk it up. He stunk up the joint right so those were the past five you definitely need to know every single one of them but we're not done because we have some fabulous tv recap last night's new episode of Yellowstone and the White Lotus will be brought to you by Haya typical children's vitamins are basically candy in disguise they're filled with two teaspoons of sugar unhealthy chemicals and

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high when they went to the bar in Bozeman and then they got really low because Beth got arrested which I feel like is a much bigger deal than we're realizing in this episode because like she has all this stuff going on with market equities and you don't want your girl like having charges pressed against her so while I was loving the bar content like her and rip dancing I could watch a whole movie of them like Beth was just looking gorgeous they were being just happy which I think is an emotion that they both you know struggle to achieve given everything that they've been through it was just like so beautiful so of course things had to go wrong also them paying respect to like their fellow cowboys down the bar like sending whiskey shots like I was just loving the cowboy of it all

and obviously like they're real cowboys not like these other fake cowboys oh so I want to know what a fake cowboy is like give me give me the deets uh other than that things are heating up you know market equities versus Schwartz and Meyer I'm gonna be honest I didn't understand a lot of that I feel like I figured it out towards the end when I was going to sleep I was like okay I need to try and understand what happened with Schwartz and Meyer so Schwartz and Meyer was the company that Beth used to work for. And the CEO of Schwartzenmaier was the guy who played Summer Roberts' dad from the OC. And like at first they were boys and Beth was like doing amazing work for him,

buying up all this ranch land in Montana. She was like pretty much building, you know, a border around her dad's land. But then Summer Roberts' dad sold that land to market equities so beth was pissed but then i guess beth is still a majority shareholder in schwartz and meyer so she sold her something to market equities competitor in order to get that land back question mark whatever whatever she did really fucked you know the um evil old lady over at market equity so that was great however the weak fucking link Jamie Dutton is gonna ruin it all he like comes into his office like so big and bad talking shit

to the lawyer and the minute like a pretty lady pays him a compliment he's a big fucking dope and that's why we can't have nice things that's why Jamie is the worst I feel like when I said my recap last week like you can't trust Jamie he is the worst like I feel like he's so diabolical like at least Beth has her loyalties she'll do everything you know unethically to stay true to the people that she loves but like she knows where she stands Jamie is just all over the place and like he has no loyalties honestly he has no scruples Beth though violent and wild is a scrupled woman I believe like she stands by her man like she stands by the vows of marriage you want to hit on her man

you're gonna get cracked with a beer bottle it's just what's gonna happen um not that I endorse that whatsoever so it was a wonderful episode per usual oh Casey and Monica all very very sad and honestly I really hope that Rainwater does not get usurped I think he's a really good leader and I'm liking that like there's the Dutton Rainwater appreciation you know mutual respect so John is gonna have to step it up also this content about like the 90s and the wolves I'm sure we're about to see them have done something like really terrible that's gonna come back to bite John in the butt as governor because like that's the kind of shit market equities does but all in all just another great day of saving the ranch.

And I think that's pretty much it. Okay. You're good. Good? It's safe? Welcome back. Okay. Thank you.

How was your recap? Good? I think it was really good. I think I broke down some things that might have been a little confusing because I know they were confusing for me and talked about the highs and the lows. All right. You want to take your headphones off now okay so I started the new season of White Lotus it's in Sicily which by

the way is really making me want to go to Sicily it's like a really really nice um spot that they picked and it's nice to have the gang back together I'm so glad that Jennifer Coolidge is going to be like a mainstay in this show because she's really so fucking funny and now that she brought her assistant we have like a little extra you know a little drama for the young kids. Now, for me, the most interesting like group of people at the hotel is Megan Fahey, Theo James, Aubrey Plaza and her husband. Like there's so many like intricacies of marriage there that I think are really interesting. And I don't know who we're supposed to like and who we're not supposed to like. I feel like we're supposed to hate Daphne and like the rich people like who were already rich, the blonde Megan not supposed to like I feel like we're supposed to hate Daphne and like the

rich people like who were already rich the blonde Megan Fahey I feel like we're supposed to hate her and Theo James because like they're shallow and like cheat on each other and materialistic but like uh I fucking love them and I think those other two Aubrey Plaza like I think they're fucking dreadful like they're so negative so boring Aubrey Plaza is like such a fucking storm cloud. I don't know how anyone could be married to her. So I don't know like who's we're supposed to like, but I don't like Aubrey Plaza.

And also seeing Aubrey Plaza play like a really serious kind of buttoned up, uptight woman is like really jarring for me. And like, it's taking some time to get adjusted to it. Now the two prostitutes who are running around the hotel are really fucking pissing me off. Like how are they still at the hotel? Like they stopped having sex with that guy like three days ago and he should just take them

off his room reservation. Like every time he sees them, he gets anxiety because he doesn't want everyone to know he fucked the prostitutes. It's like they're only in the fucking hotel because you put their names on your room. So take them off your motherfucking room because it's a hotel for guests only. So stop. Now, I don't also really know what's going on with the concierge, Valentina. Like, is she in love with that other employee because that employee said one nice thing to her like girl you can't think everyone's in love with you when they give you a compliment like she was just trying to like get you to calm down so it's gonna be awkward um what else that family like the dad the grandpa and the son who are all traveling to like the grandpa's hometown

like I kind of don't like them and I don't know who's gonna end up being like the subject of the murder I feel like it's gonna be the Theo James Megan Fahey Aubrey Plaza crew because like they're the most interesting in my opinion um I don't know I feel like Jennifer Coolidge definitely is not gonna get murdered because or not gonna be the murderer because I feel like she's just gonna be a mainstay in the show from now on like she's not really a part of that plot but maybe that'll be like a something they throw at us who else is staying at the hotel is that it I think so um overall it's just like a really good show I'll never get over the fact that Ned Schneebly from School of Rock is a creator and producer of it um and there is like

a lot of unnecessary like sex and nudity but it's so good so I don't really care um really fabulous show fabulous time fabulous people Jackie Jackie Jackieie jackie look up from your phone jackie look up from your phone yeah there you go okay i got her back good um you didn't really miss anything honestly nothing has really happened to white lotus it's just like a nice show with like beautiful people you know that's the show and then like everything happens at the end and we're just like getting to know everyone it's really character development. Yeah. So that was the TV recap.

Brought to you by two very different girls. And I am going to be watching White Lotus. I hope to rejoin you next week for the recaps. I was hoping for this week. But it just didn't happen for me this weekend. There was just so much going on. So that is our show. A nice long one for today's Monday episode.

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