The Toast - Help! We've Fallen Down a Rabbit Hole: Thursday, August 8th, 2024

Episode Date: August 8, 2024

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday. That feels so much like a Friday. It's disgusting that it's not. It does, but it's Thursday, latter half of the week. We did it, even though this week was just crawling along. Classic August week. I guess we did.

We're in the latter half, so let's acknowledge the space that we're in. I can't. It could be worse. I can't. Why? I am in a place in my life where I cannot acknowledge anything other than one specific thing. You know, when like a story from the, this happened to me a couple of weeks ago with

Ballerina Farm, like I woke up thinking about it. I have spent so much of my time like reading, investigating, watching videos about Justin Baldoni that like, I can't sit here and talk about anything about that. I was talking about it right before we started. Well, you're welcome to talk about it because it wound up not being a story like day four of It Ends With us drama. So if you want to give an update on your findings, now would be the time. Okay. I do. And I need to correct something I said yesterday. So I said that he has a podcast about like respecting women with

his wife. He does have a podcast about like relationships and respecting women with a different girl. Oh, that's like disrespectful. Wait, it gets crazier. Ready? Are you ready? The podcast co-host, this girl, like i've landed on the paint on the side of tiktok where people are like recapping the okay this girl the podcast co-host went to the it ends with us premiere did not acknowledge tag take a picture with justin but had a million pictures of blake being like queen queen queen also at the premiere and so where when's their last episode i don't know that's a good question is it an active podcast or are they like switching off are they enemies i just feel like everyone's podcast is always on break don't you find except

us except us especially in august like they would have cause and he's doing press press okay so it's called the man enough podcast of course it is that it okay and what's her name with the co-host actor and author justin baldoni liz plank that's. Oh, she's a journalist and the president of Wayfarer Studios and music producer. She's the president of Wayfarer Studios? No, no, no. Someone else is. There's a third co-host, Jamie Heath, and that's a man. Okay.

When did the podcast last have an episode? On June 17th, and it was Jamie answering community questions. Ooh. Then on June 10th, the hosts were all on together tackling the complex and sensitive issues of men's violence against women sparked by the disturbing P Diddy video. Oh. And then of course, like that's,

it ends with us. Like that's a huge part of the movie. Okay. So bring, remind me to bring it back to Wayfarer studios. Okay. Okay. Um,

so Liz was at the premiere celebrating Blake question mark like she's there you would think because she works with Justin didn't even take a picture with Justin June 17th that's a really long break yeah but it's not that far in the sense like some people just take off for the summer some people do seasons like that's true but our last episode together was June 10th can you go to their podcast Instagram page like do they have an update what so then they have June 3rd June 10th June 17th go to their podcast Instagram page? Like, do they have an update? What? So then they have June 3rd, June 10th, June 17th. Before that, it's April 15th. This is a very inconsistent podcast, February 14th, and then March 11th. Got it. So they don't take it seriously. I guess not. Okay. But also Jackie at the premiere, like the big New York premiere two nights ago,

you know how like at a lot of screeningsings they have like cast and directors come up and answer questions or like talk about it before the movie and after it was just Colleen and Blake. Like why wouldn't the director and star, you cannot fucking convince me that something isn't going on. And I think it's really nefarious. Now there is a floating theory going around with my community of people on Tik TOK, the other mentally ill who are obsessed with this. And you know, I spoke about one of those theories yesterday, which is so dumb that like, you know, he's purposely taking a backseat because domestic violence is real like yeah domestic violence is real but there are people like who play Hitler in movies and they still take pictures with their co-stars like it's not a thing and that's like not

how the talkies work okay but now the other theory is that and you know I'm kind of seeing it so people are saying that you know Blake and Justin, Blake and Ryan Reynolds, I think that they are investors in this movie too. I think they put some money in to like their producers. It, you know, Blake shared on the red carpet that one specific scene was actually written by Ryan. Like they have their influence in this movie. And people are saying that like they steamrolled Justin, like they like made it their thing. And like Colleen totally stood with Blake because Colleen loves Blake. And because they invested in the movie they thought they had say creative say and you know the studio sided with Justin like it was this like really creative difference type of

thing um I don't know about that because I don't know I believe that so far I'm waiting for the end because how does that get to a place where Blake's and Colleen aren't following Justin like if they steamrolled over him then he's the victim in this story. And like, why would they unfollow him? I don't believe the theory, one, because I don't see Justin Baldoni as a victim. Two, it wouldn't make sense as to why not a single other cast member is following him on Instagram, is taking pictures with him at the premiere. I think that's like half the story.

I think maybe they started to dominate the movie. And I think as they should, like this is a woman's story. It's so true. And maybe his reaction to that is like this is a woman's story. It's so true. And maybe his reaction to that is what led to everyone disliking him. Like maybe he yelled at everyone. Like maybe he acted really poorly. I think there's a back half to that. Now I'm glad you brought up Wayfair Studios. Cause I have to tell you another part of this. Like you're going to freak. Okay. Wayfarer. Wayfarer Studios. It doesn't have to do with the furniture company. Right. Right. Right.

But I just want to make sure like whatever I just said is what you're talking about. Yes, yes. Okay. So I, like I said, many times I did not watch Gina Rodriguez's show, The Virgin. I don't know Justin Baldoni from anything. And all I had really known about him was like, people were obsessed with him. They thought he was cute, like from this show. And he has this podcast where he like talks about women. And I just know that he's like the devil. Like, I just know it. And I, like, I know it in my fucking bones. I just want to say they've released 11 episodes in 2024. We are more than halfway through the year. As we discussed,

most podcasts have like a 40 episode. We're on like our 150th. Quota for the year. But like weekly podcasts, even if they're taking a break, you are supposed to release 40 episodes a year. You should be at 20. That gives you 12 weeks off.

Yep. For them to be at 11, like something's wrong with the podcast. So when I went down my chest in Baldoni Rabbit Hole, the first thing people said to me, like so many comments on our Instagram and YouTube were like, Claudia, have you seen his proposal video? And I said, no, like who gives a fuck? Apparently like it was this whole production produced by Wayfarer studios because I went to go find it today. It has 14 million views on YouTube. Like that's weird.

Like things should be private. Like if you're a celebrity, like, okay, a lay person's video going viral for proposing. So cute. Yeah. A celebrity. It a celebrity it's like ew get away and it was produced by Wayfarer Studios it was on the Wayfarer Studios YouTube channel and it has 14 million views and I'm assuming that's how he met these people like or their existing friends he did his video and then probably Wayfarer Studios got some shine and now they do a podcast together but I can imagine at the time like all the headlines Justin Baldoni's viral proposal will bring a tear to your eye now watching it in hindsight knowing like he might not be the person he said he wasn't listening to your commentary as you watch the video this morning red flags abound

so he sets up hidden cameras in this restaurant that like him and his wife are supposed to meet at she gets there she sits down no one's there not even Justin and this video starts playing and it's like literally a 30 minute video of him like recreating music videos different movie scenes high speed car chases like very high production where he's the star and every in every like little clip he's about to propose but then like something goes wrong you know and then he has to go to the next one and eventually like he ends up at the restaurant in real life and proposes her and it's like such a love letter to himself like it's so narcissistic and I could see how when it first went viral people like thought it was cute like if you but now like you said like if you look through the lens of like maybe Justin Baldoni like isn't like the greatest a man who supports women like

this is so nefarious and it's so cringe and it's such a red flag like it's literally it's a it's a film reel for his acting career like look I can do action i can do musical i can do dance i can do sport i can do comedy i can do like a self-funded project like it's his own movie about himself jackie it was so weird and like the editing being like i told emily to meet me here and it's like your celebrity act like it like this is giving seriously like family vlogger youtube channel like i can't i have such like this giving um what was Okay. I'm glad you brought that up. So this is proof of that the world hates women. Can I tell you why? Right. Justin Baldoni did a high production version of what that Instagram girl, fashion and fashionist, her name is Marissa. She actually has a fabulous line of body suits now that I wear all the time. She's

such a queen. I love, I started following her from the whole saga, which I guess was the intended point. And I, she's such a premium content creator. She had this viral moment a couple of years ago where her, her boyfriend at the time was proposing and he took her on this like whirlwind adventure where he would like leaving clues. She kept trying to find him.

He would like fly her to Miami and be like, I'm here waiting for you. And then like the scavenger hunt took her shopping. And then once you open the shopping bag, she thought you would find out where, oh, and they ended up in Paris. It was like this very, very extravagant, it was going viral. And of course it quickly turned sour. People were like, this is a scam.

This is cringe. This is pre-planned. They pitched brands. Like it, I think if you were to, I don't know her person. I think if you were to ask her about it now, she would say it was the worst thing that ever happened to her. Like the internet fucking destroyed her. Justin Baldoni did the same exact thing. And

everybody was like, Oh, PJOM. The world hates women. And influencers. Yes. Jackie immediately reminded me of fashion ambitionist. Like I was like, Oh my God, it's the same, but different. That's so funny. And it was celebrated. Now I think that people are questioning his character. People are watching the video with a more critical eye, which I showed up with a critical eye. Like I show up, you know, I wake up every day with a critical eye. Jackie, it was so cringe. I cannot.

And I just want to say like the theme was justice for fashion ambitionist. Yeah. Well, I love that. I love that that's where it's coming back to. And what's so crazy is when the video came out and every headline is like,in maldoni is like the man of our dreams anyone had said at that time like this is a little weird and cringe like you

would have been such a hater totally but one thing about me i'm not afraid to embrace my inner hater like and i want to go find the episode where we said that's why you can't be afraid to just say it if you feel afraid to hate like if you feel it and that's why like i think if we were to go back and find the episode where we first announced that, like, It Ends With Us was being made into a movie, and then that week we're, like, following the saga, and it turns out we're like, who's going to buy it? Who's going to drag it? And the first sort of, like, celebrity involved was Justin Baldoni.

I remember. I was like, okay, ick. From then until now, Justin Baldoni is someone who has been forced upon me. I have not entered Justin Baldoni's universe in an organic way. You're here against your will. I'm here against my will. Everyone's talking about him like we know we're supposed to know everything about him. I don't know anything about him. And the more I know against my will, the more I want to know nothing. And I feel like a lot of people feel like me because not the whole world watched Jane the Virgin. Millions of people did, but there's billions of people on earth. So billions of people are like, who is Justin Baldoni and why

am I always hearing about him? You guys, yesterday when we were uploading the episode, we were like going back and forth with episode title ideas. And I was like, Jackie, what about like, you know, who is the real Justin Baldoni or a referendum on Justin Baldoni? And she was like, do you think we should put his name in the title? Do people know who he is? I'm like, they do, but it's fair. No do people know who he is i'm like they do but it's fair no people know who he is the people who listen to this show what percentage yeah no i really feel like like much like this show it's 50 50 the 50 percent claudia's know him and the 50 jackies do not and by the way when i say know him like i had heard his name i knew he was from jane the virgin i was not a fan of his i didn't know other work i didn't know about the big proposal i did not know his name i did knew he was from Jane the Virgin. I was not a fan of his. I didn't know other work. I didn't know about the big proposal. I did not know his name.

I did not know about, like, I did not know anything. And now I know all these things and I wish I didn't. All I was about to say- And that was like my problem when like, I never contributed to it to begin with. All I was about to say, the more I learned, like I stand firmly with team Colleen, Blake and Ryan. Like, I hope they did steamroll.

I hope they did. As they should, because why does this unknown man like take charge of the movie that captured the hearts of so many young girls it's true and let me say another thing by the way let me say another thing ready and i'm gonna touch your hand when i say this and maybe this is me like i said i know nothing about jess and mel dony so he acted in a cw show does that make you a director right and maybe he directed short films he directed his own proposal video that much i can tell you like all of a sudden kj appa yes everywhere like a cw show character by the way i need to just say one thing no we can't change the subject no it's just a one table it we need

to keep talking about this jackie like it's seriously it's giving me oxygen into my veins actually i think oxygen in your veins like kills you it's giving me blood in my veins how do you go from being like a cw heartthrob to being the director of like a big blockbuster movie? I don't understand what makes him qualified to be a director. Like I wouldn't have cast him in the movie like just for my own choice. You don't know like what he studied in college. I don't. And what he was, what he does in his free time.

No, I don't know. If you went to his IMDB, I'm sure he's directed like a lot of small projects. So have I. They're called Instagram stories. But also like if you are a big star with a lot of clout and you're an actor and like you find this book, you could go out to a Colleen Hoover. Maybe she loved Jane the Virgin and she'd love for you to have your directing debut on her book.

Like I think that that is very possible. I just want to tell you, he doesn't have a big IMDb. It's actually really crazy. Okay, so it ends with us. I'm sure he would say because I really only take on projects that I can give my whole self to so he has 32 acting credits but a lot of them are like waiter in one show so it's it ends with us gene the virgin a movie called con man where he's on the cover so i'll give him that he was in two episodes of madam secretary he then plays an interviewer in a movie called 73 questions with logan oh no he's the interviewer in 73 questions with logan

rollings okay he's in a movie in 2014 called a fine step like these are one episode of a tv show three episodes of tv show four episodes of tv show like then he has a bunch of producing credits he actually produced that movie um five feet apart with cole sprouse oh well as we know like really anyone can be a producer it's very true he is for upcoming production being a cheerleader for the movie just because i think it's important i haven't heard of a single one of these movies he's produced just saying then he has 14 directing credits sorry there was an error loading credits when i tried to press direct okay now here it ends with us clouds that sounds familiar disney oh directed by him oh he directed five feet apart Feet Apart to that Cole Sprouse weird movie.

OK, so that's exactly what I've said. He's got a little stuff under his belt. He took on the big kahuna. OK, so he directed one episode of Jane the Virgin. They obviously like let him, you know, that's classic. That's how a lot of people get started when they're on big TV shows. Then after that, he directed My Last Days, eight episodes of a show I'm not familiar with, then Five Feet Apart. So he really is very limited directing, but not none. For sure. But like, you know, he was taking a leap with It Ends With Us. Yeah. I just think it's a big leap for like this studio. I think it's Sony to give to a relatively inexperienced director. Yes. But I also think that the movie just kept getting

bigger once he became a part of it. Like Blake being a part of it made it so much bigger and it became this huge thing that maybe if it was just him and Colleen and an unknown lead actress he would have had to do more directing you know what I could have like oh and he in an interview expressly said because you're right like this is a true woman's story this Colleen especially like her career is propped up by women this movie like I mean this book excuse me was like a woman's story, but also like talks about an issue that really exclusively, not exclusively, but mostly affects women.

And for them to like fork it over to some man, like to be like the face of it, like, okay, no. And he did an interview being like, with a lot of the intimacy, intimacy scenes and a lot of the DV scenes that,

you know, he took a step back and he just like let Blake and the girls do their thing because because and like he admitted that like what are you doing here yeah get out yeah although i could have seen a world in which like ryan reynolds directed this movie if blake had gotten there first you know yeah even though blake is also like doing the the justin baldoni thing where she like directed one of taylor swift's music videos i feel like she directs like small little things maybe she had wanted to direct it. Yeah. Can you have two directors who are also the stars?

No. I don't know. And I think like directing in it and starring in it is unnecessary. Like just one. And actually, thank you to all the toasters.

People have been tagging me. Like this is my thing now. Thank you so much because they tagged me in this deadline video. It was like a reel that had one view. Like it wasn't. They were on the red carpet at the it

ends with us premiere interviewing jenny slate who plays ryle's sister and they asked her like what was it like working with justin like he was directing he was also starring what was that like what was the experience like working with him she totally sidesteps the question just being like oh my god who would want to do two things i was just acting and i felt so tired ha ha and didn't acknowledge just didn't even say his name to didn't acknowledge the experience of working with him and like just went out of her way to completely not answer the question people are comparing this to don't worry darling in the sense that it's like drama within the cast before the movie premieres but i actually think at the core of it it's a very similar issue

where olivia wilde was directing the movie and also in the movie and also dating like the main star and her attentions were lost sometimes i think that's what flow had felt and i dating like the main star and her attentions were lost sometimes i think that's what flow had felt and i feel like that's the issue too so maybe like if you're going to be in the movie don't direct the movie we should have a director and actors and these stars who like want to move into directing that's great but like you shouldn't be acting then you're a brand new director but now you have to do the jobs of two major people you barely know how to direct right okay i'll try and stop talking about it but just know like you may see a girl sitting here talking i physically i'm here well i'm happy for you that you're so immersed in this drama and it's

like making me frustrated like hearing people's takes because people have like the worst takes on this yeah maybe one day we'll know now you had i had shut you down i just had a thought it was like so quick but i was watching ballerina farm video and her husband looks like KJ Apa like grown up what yeah watch this okay now let me yeah hold on oh and she was making pizza pull up a picture you know how I feel as though my algorithm wanted me to start making sourdough and that's why I do sourdough now I feel like my algorithm wants me to start making pizza. It's like I'm on the pizza pipeline. I also saw the video of her making pizza. And I just want to say as much as I've supported her up until this point,

like putting sliced potatoes on your pizza, like I can no longer support that type of content. Yeah, this is where you leave her. For me, it's been fun. I'm officially out. It was bacon, potatoes, and dates. Okay, look, KJ Apa. It's like such a bad case.

It looks like Chase Stokes, actually. Sorry, bad he looks like chase stokes actually that's what i meant that's sorry that's what i meant claudia sure claudia sure i never say that when we disagree claudia that's literally i believe you what i meant yeah yeah okay because i'm not so sorry i'm so sorry it looks a lot like chase stokes it's because we were talking about the cw yeah chase stoke i believe you it looks like like Chase Stokes. An amazing call. Thank you. An amazing call. So amazing. I might've made it. Oh wait, I did. We came together on it. Cause I made you look at him like a teeny bopper. Totally. So I need you to get that off my chest. Oh, speaking of things I need to get off my chest, two things really quick housekeeping announcements.

One, it's coming up August 17th. Our final show, our live podcast tour up until this point has been, you know, critically acclaimed. They say it's amazing. They say it's inspiring. They say it's life changing. They say it's, you know, worth every penny. That's just what people say. And we've decided to add one more Atlantic city, New Jersey, August 17th, we'll be at the Borgata casino, a place that's near and dear to our hearts. I would love to see you guys there. We have added, um, meet and greet tickets. So once you get your tickets and you start checking out, there's a little add on that you can include. The second thing is Jackie and I spent yesterday and the day before filming like the biggest flop vlog ever that flop in terms of

what we set out to do, but not flop in terms of entertainment value. It's being critically acclaimed as our best vlog yet. And we like find something out. We get like a, like the vlog is we're making, okay. Like it's not a spoiler spoiler alert but what the vlog ends up being about is so different because in the midst of the vlog yesterday at around 3 45 i want to say jack and i received such a shocking piece of information that we can never share on this podcast yeah but we did share it on the patreon because like that's what you get when you pay for content it's so shocking it's so life-changing it's actually debilitating yeah we were not okay it's hindering me from like properly doing my job ourselves so it's in the vlog people are saying it's like the funniest editing like that's just what they're saying so patreon.com slash the toast just wanted to let everyone know

check it out first of five episodes that will be dropping this month yes great well now i think without further ado oh wait one more thing sorry today look i i feel like i haven't even really talked to you about this i'm doing something crazy You're going to the live method. I am you know if you're not familiar with the live method it's like a personal training slash gym in New York that Olivia Margo and Jackie and Jackie's husband like are obsessed with. Margo's always posting videos from there. I've never been like I'm genuinely afraid. I don't like love personal training. It's the personal training part is like totally fine because Matt really has the elk of a good personal trainer and he's really like motivating the elk of a dreamer though I would say so I think it takes the elk of a dreamer to like start your own business

it does but he's doing like Hamptons and now that the Soto method pop-up is over I've been like I don't know what I like don't know where to go so I'm doing that today and that's why I'm wearing biker shorts and that's why like I kind of have like a crush spirit. It's really hard. Stop. No, I know. But like you, if you were to stick with it,

like you will really transform. I had to do this like intake call yesterday. Like, what are your goals? I'm like, not pass away. Like, yeah,

yeah. Good luck. Thank you. I'll be back tomorrow to report. But like, if you don't hear from me from the rest of the day, just know I'm like deeply, deeply.

I think Matt will start simple for you. I don't think he wants to scare you away. Yeah. So that's good. That is good. Yeah. Okay. Your mic flag is turned around and it's almost like you want deeply i think matt will start simple for you i don't think he wants to scare you away yeah so that's good that is good yeah okay your mic flag is turned around and it's almost like you want to hurt me it's almost like i'm just constantly turning around because i'm very like 180 degrees around here i'm looking here i'm looking there i'm listening to ro he's really his father's son with that snore romeo's so cute he's so cute these boys need a haircut like desperately i know but i think i'm gonna wait yeah we've not at this point we've waited all summer we just don't know

where to take them and i saw nicola peltz post something about her fur baby she was very vague but she said pretty much like she took her dog to the groomer and then her dog died okay i want to say a couple of things i'm not doubting at all that that happened but i don't think that it doesn't make me want to try out a new groomer. No, that can't be like a statement on groomers, first of all, because she goes to the best of the best of the best. She probably uses the same groomer. The groomer probably flies in to go find her and her dogs.

That's one. Two, this can't become a referendum on groomers. I'm sorry, it can't. That's true. Also, she said it should have been a routine grooming session because I feel like I'm not worried about my routine grooming session. I would be worried about going somewhere new where like maybe who knows what goes into

it. I'm sorry. No, I can't be suspicious and doubtful of everything. We've come this far. No, but it's like, seriously, we didn't even know where to take them. Like I can wait three more weeks. I can wait. But like he's really starting to piss me off with like his furry butthole.

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eras tour concerts in vienna have been canceled after a planned terrorist attack was foiled so all three of her shows in vienna have now been canceled after the arrest of two men men man i'm glad you're doing it planning a terrorist attack at austria's stadium where eras was set to be uh the her taylor nation posted taylor swift the eras tour vienna shows canceled due to government officials confirmation of a planned terrorist attack with confirmation from government officials of a planned terrorist attack at ernst haplestadium we have no choice but to cancel the three schedule shows for everyone's safety all tickets will be automatically refunded within the next 10 business days so this isn't a reschedule no this is a full cancellation

of all three shows the police in austria gave a press conference describing like what the terrorists had planned yeah and like the full horror of it and it it's horrible what was the plan so you know how like thousands of people gather outside the stadium to listen like in munich 40 000 people were outside that stadium so their plan was to ram them with cars stab them with machetes and set off bombs because that area is not regulated it's not part of the stadium it doesn't have security oh my god and like they it was set to be that day like the fact that we're reporting this and not like a horrible tragedy is so amazing i heard that that it was like US intelligence that figured it out

and they shared that with Austrian officials, but I don't know that to be true. That is so, so, so frightening. No, I like, this is to me, the craziest thing that's happened all year. Like this is the craziest story we will ever report. And like how close it was to not, you know, reporting on the foiled attack,

but just on a on a horrible horrible thing i don't blame taylor for canceling i don't blame taylor if she never goes back to vienna ever in her life get the fuck out of there i wouldn't blame taylor if she canceled the rest of the era story even the one ones i have tickets for how fucking traumatizing is this and this was just on the heels of that other terrible story where you know there was that taylor swift themed dance class and that freak came and stabbed all those kids. I, and I think about this all the time, like in regards to Ariana Grande and Manchester, like how anyone continues after that? Like, I don't know the relief for this particular situation. I don't even know if it's relief because you're so close to seriously,

like one of the worst things ever in the world happening. I wouldn't be so like people are like, well, she needs to see. I, I give her so much grace. Like don't talk, talk like a traumatizing. Yeah.

I don't know how you get on stage ever again. Like for real. Yeah. I'm just like, so glad that they figured this out. Cause this was like set to be massive, you know? And apparently like the two men who were arrested had gotten jobs with like companies vendors the security company um it

was like meant to be an isis attack they had already like pledged their allegiance they had recorded videos like taking responsibility for the attack and uh they were arrested and they like one of the suspects like admitted to all of it just some really like crazy crazy i do wonder like what she's gonna do i'm sure she probably doesn't even know like what this is so unprecedented this is so oh my god like seriously this is the most shocking thing i've ever and like it's not shocking sadly because like that's the world we live in but crazy yeah i feel like really scary the scale of it yeah and thank god thank god literally thank hashem the lord like and i guess like people won't do that anymore i sit outside the stadium so i'm

glad i didn't see that that that was the plan and i'm glad you shared that because if i know that and you know i'm thinking of maybe tailgating like they didn't have tickets to the show right they were just planning on using like cars bombs and machetes and knives to like take out the attack in the parking lot so important piece of information to share like you hate to let the terrorists win but i would like now i will never do that i will never do that right and i could see a world in which i would have right oh my god like absolutely insane and like i just can't with some of the people online like being like but i've been so much money on my travel get a grip get a grip because i then so the statement that you just read taylor nation shared to their stories and it was an in-feed post i think from

like the promoter was called barracuda barracuda music they must be some like a live nation types of sorts of of europe yeah and the comments were on and like seriously like the level of mentally ill in the comments was not normal and what what am i supposed to do about my you know bus fare i don't know be happy you're alive right like seriously not okay i cannot believe this like seriously i feel so bad for taylor already in vienna like it was set to be that night yeah like how close and down to the wire and it's really crazy because we haven't had any cancellations for taylor like not even i don't know if there's been like weather some shows maybe have been like wrapped up a little early she doesn't cancel that's like her thing yeah this is such an extenuating circumstance like seriously I would be

in favor of her canceling the whole tour like I like I can understand like even if you're not a person who's like easily frazzled like isis is next level right i can't yeah so so glad to be reporting this this situation and thankful to u.s intelligence i hadn't read that yeah wow slay slay our next story is a little positive travis kelsey news oh my god i'm obsessed because the first photos have emerged from him hosting are you smarter than a celebrity it premieres october 6th on prime video and we are getting our first taste of who the guests are who are playing the game so i'm also just now putting together that prime video was like i think trying to revive revive game shows which i love like they have pop culture

jeopardy are you smarter than a celebrity and they're tapping like good talent i'm not against it no i mean what fun fact about Ben and I, we are obsessed with GSN, the game show network. It's so low budget. It's like, seriously, they make the most of with what they have and they come up with all these new shows that are so fabulous.

Piece of shit. Like, seriously. So I'm glad for, maybe Prime should just buy GSN, but whatever. As a reminder, the 20 episode Amazon original series will feature an adult contestant relying on a classroom of celebrities who will help them answer 11 questions pulled from elementary curriculum hilarious for the 100 000 sixth grade level

final question the contestant can select one celebrity to discuss the answer with before submitting it so making up the celebrity classmates are nikki glazer wait so is it the same class every time no i think every episode, yeah, because the five celebs there are different than here. Making up classmates are Nikki Glaser, Natasha Leggero, Nicole Byer, and Ron Funches, and then a football analyst, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Former NFL receiver, Chad Ochocinco.

Ochocinco! Garcelle from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lala Kent from Vanderpump Rules, podcaster Sophia Stallone, and actress and producer Lily Singh. This is so interesting. It's like a certain level of celebrity who does this. I would say celebrity is like a gracious

word. But it's a cool stop. I like this level of celebrity. These are the people I like to engage with is like a gracious word. But it's a, it's a cool stop for like, I like this level of celebrity. Like these are like the people I like to engage with most. A thousand percent. It's like influencers and reality stars. And I think this is hysterical. Me too. And you know, when Nikki Glaser was on the toast, she was talking about how she recently

like had, was on set. She like booked a gig that Travis Kelsey was on. She didn't share what it was, but I guess it was this. And she was like, she said it was like the hardest thing not to like freak out. But then he's like, at this this point it's very much used to it and he's like really embraces people like crying and all that and he's like very cool about it yeah so this looks to be good i wonder who's gonna be the smartest celebrity i love oh right and so these are just like the classroom who are the celebrity contestants we don't know yet ordinary

people oh and are they smarter than the celebrity it It's a little confusing. It is. It is. And I think the OG concept of the show was kind of brilliant. I think it should be like celebrities against fifth graders. Yes. Like one celebrity per episode and you know, a couple of kids. Yeah. But this is cute too. Yeah. Very cute. I like this thing that prime video is doing where they are clearly trying to revive old shows, give life to new shows. Like I think the game shows are extremely underrated. They're very entertaining. Who remembers The Wall? That was so good.

I love game shows. Like, and the classics are good. Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, et cetera, et cetera. But we need more. Like those two 30 minute shows every night. Like it's not enough. Yeah. I want to watch this just to see if I'm smarter than a fifth grader.

Yeah, of course. Like I wish they would. Let's see some sample questions from like the old show. That would be a fun exercise, like a PR thing. If they release some questions, like they should make a filter on TikTok. Are you smarter than a celebrity or whatever with the questions? That's like a really good marketing idea. You guys should do that.

Are you smarter than a fifth grader questions? I'm definitely not. Math questions. Okay. First grade. The first day of the 20th century was? January 1st, 1900. Yeah.

Right? 1901. Wait, what? Why wouldn't it be? I guess because zero is like the 100th of the 1800s, right? Oh, that's like a trick question. I know. That's not are you smarter than a fifth grader.

That's like are you a trickster. By the way, that's first grade. Oh, please. Yeah. Okay. If you cut a quarter into thirds, how many pieces would you have? Three. Yes.

Okay. This feels like a trick question. Yes. All of them are like a little sneaky. If I have five apples and you have four apples how many more apples do i have than you one yeah okay that's not trick that's one and first grade i need fifth grade okay let's go down to fifth these are bad questions though oh wait each category let's do what category you want to do. Math is good. Okay. Math is so scary. Yeah. Math for a fifth grade. A hexagon has how many sides? Six. Yes. Slay. 141 times two. 282. Okay.

282. If you need half a cup of flour and you only have a quarter measuring cup, how many times do you need to use it to get the right amount of flour two agreed why are these harder than easier than first grade so true if a football field is 100 yards long how many feet long is the football field oh how many feet in the yard okay wait hold on how many feet in a yard is three feet is one yard and what was the question how many feet is the football field 300 good job how'd you know three one yard uh because a yardstick is three rulers interesting i didn't know that i'm really smart like it's crazy as a genius i am 34 times 20 oh ben salver so good at this okay 34 times 20 that's i have no idea 680 ben could have done it ben has like a trick he explains it to me

but i still don't get it yeah he's really good like he's matilda like i'd be like what's 170 times 11 like 11 000 let's do history fifth grade history and then okay this is where i lose what was the name of the last queen of france frenchette marie antoinette oh she was the last one yeah i just watched that movie and i mean yeah it ends with her it ends with her yeah it's marie antoinette who founded the red cross oh i know this in some recess of my mind um oh i don't i didn't know that like somebody's oh wait yeah remember in gilded age and they all go yes and also in Marjorie Post yeah who is it

I don't know her it's something like Clara Bo Clara Barton wow good job sweet I wonder

I wouldn't get it if you were in Germany you could have said who was Clara like maybe they would have yeah who commissioned

the Lewis and Clark expedition girl somebody turned like seriously I think it's Andrew Jackson I think it's like queen of tunisia like jefferson damn he's the queen of tunisia kind of giving tunisia energy the modern

day city of istanbul was known by what name in the 13th century i know i think i know hold on yeah hold on i think i know it's giving like not babylon mesam to the nopal like constantinople yeah yeah yeah is that fine that's my answer no mine is up what's that mesopotamia thank you mesopotamia i'm saying constantinople okay constantinople you're a bitch even though i said constantinople first by the way what was the most widely grown crop in the middle colonies and what are the middle colonies can i in the middle colonies and what are the middle colonies can i ask like in between the north and the south of america yeah and what was the question what was the most widely grown crop kern i think cotton wheat damn oh we should know

that the bread basket i want to say we are not smarter than a fifth grader no not at all but like can a fifth grader shake their ass like I can? No. Where was the region known as the Fertile Crescent located? That's a cute name. I have no idea. Southeast. Southeast what? America. I don't know either.

The Middle East. Literally what I said. You got it half right. Yeah. Except about America. Yeah. Okay. That was fun okay that was fun that was fun are you ready for our next story what's our third story oh yeah it's news that is targeting me and I feel targeted oh my god let me hold your hand because my fave new artist Shabuzy what did

he do he was spotted with a young woman in new york city at a nightclub like an item he's seeing a celebrity female celebrity oh and you're upset that it's not you no and i'm no i'm upset like you don't like her i just don't like it okay let me say emrata and shibuzi we're seen holding hands at a new york city nightclub she just gets everything like emrata and breakout star shibuzi were spotted packing on the PDA at a New York City hotspot on Tuesday night, sparking romance rumors Page Six can exclusively reveal. A source tells us the model and the singer walked. She's 33 and he's 29, in case anyone wanted to know.

Walked into Musica nightclub together around 11 p.m. for Afrobeats artist Rima's album release party. We're told the two were holding hands when they made their grand entrance making it clear to other party go to goers that they were an item all eyes were on them as they remained by each other's side throughout the evening you know i feel you like i don't think this is the one for shibuze no i don't think so either also like totally random you just reminded me did you see those pictures of Larsa Pippen's ex-boyfriend slash Michael Jordan's son doing cocaine?

No. He's like sitting at a table with all this food and like everybody's eating and he's just like doing bumps. Well, I'm like, I guess that's why he's not eating. Yeah, no, I just like the juxtaposition of the french fries and the cocaine like are just. No, it's one or the other. Yeah, no.

And it appears as though he was indulging in both, which is really crazy. That's really crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Totally separate. Shibuzy, I love the idea of Shibuzy dating someone in the know. Somebody seedy, like a young Hollywood thang. Not this one for me. I love him so much. I can't stop listening to his album. I think he's so fantastic. I know you do. I'm sorry. Like if Shibuzy has no fans, bye bye to me.

I do want to say, I don't think that this is like the end all be all for shibuzi i think there will be other girls and you can find solace in that yeah i also really just like not what i was expecting to read this morning that's shocking like that's really shocking i also feel like emily ratajkowski is in this industry for a long time and like she knows what she has to do to like because she's not she's like a writer she's a podcaster she's a little bit of an actress she's a model so she doesn't have like one thing where she can like do another movie to keep her name in the press so I think she's actually really smart and strategic in how she positions herself and she's kind of becoming like a little bit of like a Pete Davidson do you know

what I mean yeah and I actually think it's really smart and we're always talking about her but not for like you know she doesn't have a lot that she promotes like she wrote the book and that was like a good like nice chunk of time for her to be out and about but it's hard to stay relevant and I actually think this is kind of brilliant yeah I mean that's a compliment she's a shibuzee fan too I mean who is it because you blame her the music is so good the cream is rising the duet with Noah Cyrus like is actually making me like rethink which side of the feud I'm on. Okay. Wow. And here, obviously the natural followup question is who do you shaboozy with? Let me check my list. Even though I hadn't even thought about it.

I feel like he needs like a solid girl. Cause I feel like he's going to have so much success, like very quickly. He already is. He's breaking records that like have never been broken before. And I feel like he needs his like high school sweetheart to keep him grounded. That or somebody who's like really like Lori Harvey like she was born into this she totally she's not using a face or she did Michael B Jordan like she is not easily phased but then also like her

dad is her dad like she has a lot of experience dealing with fame money things like that I feel like she's probably no I don't know this because I don't know her at all but I feel like she's probably really grounded yeah or like Stassi baby I have on my list I know she's dating someone but I feel like she's another one who's like grew up in the industry I kind of love it it's like she's so solid for Kylie who has like stratospheric success I feel like she could be that for Shibuzie no I think that's a really good call that's a good person to have on our list like if I read that the two of them were dating I would seriously pass away yeah she would fall out of a coconut tree like but I'm also open to it being someone who I wouldn't expect, but that I also like, much like Aurora and Paul Vernon.

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Purveyors of Pop, the production company behind Bravo shows Real Housewives of Miami and Married to Medicine. They also were behind one of my favorite shows, Lady Gang TV. They know what's good. Quality television producers. They're shooting a pilot tentatively called Snowbirds snort sources familiar with the production tell page six as the title suggests

it's about snowbirds new yorkers who tend to trade the frigid temperatures of the northeast for the warm from the sun belt over the colder months so marjorie postcoded so a source told page six it's about people who go between new york and palm beach but it's absolutely not a housewives show it's more like palm royale i feel like ladies of London I agree but I could see it turning into real houses of course which is an untapped market I know they have real houses in Miami but I feel like Miami when it comes to wealth it's actually a lot of people pretending to be wealthy not the real house I just mean like Miami in general it's like a lot of glitz and glam but it's a lot of like smoke and mirrors Palm Beach is like the real fucking deal the richest

people in the world go to Palm Beach. Right. And they have some names of cast members so far. Oh my God. I didn't even see any of this. I'm so excited. We're here. We hear the cast includes Sharon Bush,

who's the ex-wife of Bush scion, Neil Bush and mother of Lauren Bush. And I do feel like we went down this rabbit hole recently. Lauren, Lauren. Right? Is that Lauren, Lauren? And she's not the president's daughter? No, she's not.

Okay. She's just loosely related. That's's a good cast and Neil Bush is a sibling yes Jeb Neil and George George W Bush's brother oh my god so George W Bush's brother's ex-wife that's perfect perfect romance novel cover model Cindy Geyer okay wait I'm on my way i spell it cindy yep g g u y e r no i'm sorry to tell you not that's like a weird job yeah maybe she probably does other things oh she's like such a classic looking lady like she's perfect she's such a palm beach lady um society publicist anna rothschild who apparently also stars on new york not stars but guests on new york city sometimes i've never um seen this person. Oh, wait, that's a journalist. Anna Rothschild, socialite.

PR, I see, okay. She is a publicist. Oh, she looks like Barbara Kavavit from Real Houses of New York. Nice. And then entrepreneur, Gail Broffy. I don't know that. Wait, I'm obsessed.

G-A-L-e-b-r i wish all these names were hyperlinked yeah what b-r-o-f-p-h-y got it no f gail brophy not much about her on the on the web 1300 followers she's a oh she owns um what did they say she was entrepreneur she owns some horses which is interesting she owns the winner um strike of gold they won the Kentucky Derby and all of her pictures are like wearing big hats oh wow she's like a southern belle she's like oh my god obsessed and then Jane Schur who's the mom of Lily Mugrabi who's a socialite do you know who that is Lily M U sorry Libby Mugrabi. M-U. G-R-A-B-I.

She's like most known for her divorce, which was like the most acrimonious divorce in history because her husband's an art collector. And it was like wild. It was always in page six. So they're hoping they'll get her on via her mom. But then another source said that Libby would never do it. Okay, I just want to say, I didn't know any of these ladies by name,

but just based on brief research and development, it seems promising, which is good because when Bravo started, I didn't, this isn't confirmed. And then also a Palm Beach socialite couple. I think it's two men, Guy Clark and Harrison Morgan. Oh, wait, I like that. And then someone said that the show is going to stand around them and then plus all these women. But then someone else said, no one knows who those people are. It's about the women. Okay. Well, I just want to say, I'm sure they're actually like if they're filming now they're working out who it's about yeah and i think it not being branded as a housewives actually opens them up because there are a lot of really wealthy gay men who live in palm beach too

and i think that could be fabulous okay usually when we hear about a new franchise and then we like get names it's really like bottom of the barrel because it's hard no i think the real housewives have like a the brand has a little bit of a reputation, like a stigma that I think wealthy, actually socially people run from. Yeah. I also think that the best sort of casting is actually not someone that we know so well,

who we all follow. It's like someone who's connected to an event or a person that we know. So like, they're not total strangers to us, but we don't know anything about them. I feel like Leah Black from the Real Housewives miami moved to palm beach and she would be perfect except but except i don't want this to be real housewifey at all yeah and i actually think if they do it as snowbirds then they'll do their filming like when in the winter and then they

can be honest about the fact that they haven't seen each other yeah yeah yeah that's so true yeah no this is brilliant and it's not confirmed bravo right because it's just a production company that makes bravo shows right but it could go anywhere love it's giving like discovery plus you know totally no this sounds very good and then are you ready for our fifth and final story which is a little space news that that's been going on for a while but people are just starting to talk about it talk about it so boeing starliner astronauts have been in space for over 60 days on a trip that was supposed to be eight days and they might not return home until 2025. So I feel like,

you know, a subplot that like should be a bigger story in the world is Boeing and their epic failures and all the whistleblowers passing away, the whistleblowers passing away, the planes, like seriously, it's every day something is happening. Such a nefarious company. It wasn't always like this.

No. Like plane doors were falling off often. But two NASA astronauts may be stranded in space aboard the Boeing Starliner until 2025 due to ongoing delays, officials have announced. The agency held a news conference giving an update on the two astronauts who have been in space for over 60 days, approximately seven weeks than expected following their june 5th launch the initial trip from cape canaveral space force station on florida's space coast was supposed to last no more than eight days nasa and boeing are currently discussing whether the spacecraft is safe enough to return to earth because i guess

like upon takeoff there was like a helium leak so they were just trying to like assess the problem or they need to see uh find out if they need to seek assistant from rival elon musk by using spacex to retrieve and bring them home they need to seriously like put their check their egos at the door these people need to come home this is and also and like their fam i think the astrox and space i've seen pictures i think they're doing well and they can communicate so it's not like they're like kidnapped and we don't know it's not like that movie the martian okay but you're right where they like and he has to like make potatoes out of duty well that's the other thing is like oh does he do that in the movie i think so do they have enough provisions

do they have enough provisions like water food that i don't know but i'm pretty sure that other um spacecrafts can like make deliveries to other things, but I guess they'll need a bigger one to like pull them home. That's good. So at least there's like an ecosystem up there. Elon makes a lot of deliveries. SpaceX makes a lot of deliveries to like NASA space stations. Boeing is a rival because NASA is like the government and then they hire out contractors

and Boeing had like the biggest contract for so many years until like Elon came along and was doing it better and more eco-friendly using recyclable rockets. But what I understood from Elon's book was like Boeing, if they were asked to make a rocket by NASA, they got paid the entire time. Wait, sorry. Boeing, if they were asked to make a rocket by NASA, okay. They got paid the entire time that they were working on the rocket. So they would move slowly. So they move slowly and efficiently versus Elon who like was saying was saying no you should get paid once you have the rocket and he's making rockets faster than anyone so i think that that whole system has changed but he really put boeing on alert so for them to have to now go to him and ask for help no i'm obsessed they're gonna try to

do everything but at the end of the day like they have to get these people home and elon needs to help and i guess that's why nobody's panicked. Cause it's like, they know that they could get them home if they need to. Like SpaceX will come to the rescue, but I'm sorry, this is unacceptable. No, no. So not okay. Like imagine your husband's going on a work trip for eight days and it turns into, I'll see you next year. Not 2026.

You said 2025. Okay. Insane. And what's going to be different in 2025? The thing's broken. I think they're still like working on it. Maybe they'll ship parts or whatever. you said 2025 okay insane and what's gonna be different in 2025 the thing's broken i think they're still like working on it maybe they'll ship parts or whatever now can you leave your space station and like you know float over to another one not to another one because i i think

that's really hard they do that in the movie sometimes i don't know if it's ever been done in real life but like when you leave your space station you're tethered right to your former so i think to make the swap is really crazy the umbilical cord and it's like dire situations this is dire yeah well i guess no i'm sure they could have a bigger space station like stick on to them and carry them home no like to connect to them but i wouldn't trust a bigger boeing space station like ew ew now boeing's like seriously nefarious we need where's the documentary because it's a little confusing like what they do i thought they did airplanes and now they did rocket ships they keep it confusing they keep it confusing but like nefarious and we need to

keep talking about it no but like nobody's talking about it no they are it's always in the news whistleblower this murder that but they're door flying off here and held to the fire no because they have what's called a monopoly they do there's no well i guess in space but i meant in aviation in general like there's no it's boeing or no it's just no elon needs to do an's no well i guess in space but i meant in aviation in general like there's no it's boeing or no it's just no elon needs to do an airline but like i just don't think you're on air yeah to like because there's so much inefficiency corruption so true stupidity and he needs to streamline it but i just don't think he like he wants to waste his time he flies private like no and it's like he's taking on like bigger questions of humanity he's not like not like discomforts no yeah but i'm uncomfortable and i need somebody to help like

yeah at the end no but he needs to do like for the airlines what he did for the space race well it really comes back to what we were saying earlier in in the month is that hashtag bring back delta song then maybe all of our problems would be solved but not the space problems but he's solving the space problems with spacex yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, you know, who's kind of living life, happily enjoying Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos. He took himself out of the space race.

He settled down on his boat with his girl. Blue origin works, but nobody's saying blue origins. Blue origin was a flop. Blue origin was a flop. Like, and I think it's for the best. You can't be the best at everything.

And I think like Nicole, Nicole, Lauren's influence, he's happy. And he's like not involved in this drama now because no one's saying like can blue origin wait help jeff help like no you can't and that's fine i feel like and they would if it meant not having to ask help from elon oh yeah but literally the only person like everybody tried virgin like they did their little thing but the only people making real impact in terms of like space discovery and aliens or whatever it's spacex you watch a documentary where they you reused a rocket like for the first time ever yeah that shit was crazy that was one of the

best documentaries i've ever seen yeah i didn't realize how obvious that was of a thing to do and how novel it was that he did it it's an episode of young sheldon that was really cute where young sheldon like in the 80s discovers how to reuse rockets like i guess for so long a big issue was like the rockets would self-destruct and it's like we couldn't reuse them and people were dying and it's like well what if we could just like like a plane like you take off and then you land in the same rocket that you took off rockets would go up and then they would plunge into the ocean because we did what we needed to do but that's like millions of dollars that's so much waste what if we could years and years rebuilding a new one right what if we could and so Sheldon figures it out

but the people at NASA like don't believe him they won't read his work and apparently like the composition notebook that Sheldon put all of his equations in ends up in the hands of Elon Musk so when the day comes that Elon Musk for the first time ever reuses a rocket and like sustainably you know goes to space he's like reading sheldon's notebook elon is in the episode at the end in his office closing sheldon's notebook and he's like being interviewed on cnn he's like wait one second it's really it's actually very very funny no that is so great yeah classic stuff that is so funny classic elon let me say good stories today right i enjoyed every minute with you i'm kind of had six with that Justin Baldoni thing.

It's true. Don't bring it up. We can't go back there. We've come so far. But we will always have Justin. Will we? It feels like he's been written out. That remains to be seen.

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