The Toast - His Sex and Her Bundle of Nerves: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Thursday. It feels like a Monday also. I know. What a week. It's a confusing day, but it's Thursday. Congratulations. You made it to the latter half of the week. Acknowledge that. Be proud of yourself. Pat yourself on the back. I know I am. Because I'm here. I'm in New York. And it's back to the good old days. It's OG Recipe. Original Recipe. Jackson Claude. New York Studio. Pink chairs. Bryce is here. to the good old days it's og recipe original recipe jackson claude new york studio pink chairs bryce is here strice is not here strice is not here no i said bryce yes yes yes but it's not like a bryce and strice affair i feel like bryce needed his own show like he has had a hard time

you know yesterday it was all good and fun his auntie was staying at his house next thing he knows i'm gone yeah and it's been hard for Bryce to adjust to. And so we needed a special moment. Brew was in New York. And he's thriving here. Speaking of hard, yesterday I traveled with you and Harry for the first time. I've never traveled with a baby. I don't think so.

We've traveled once as a family with Kayla. But there was like eight adults to one kid. It didn't seem like such a big deal. This time it was me, you, and and Roldini and the way I'm not okay and I did again five percent like literally was just like doing the fun stuff I'm not okay it's backbreaking backbreaking and then like when we got you you got to your your room and you hours later we got on the phone like you're editing the redheads I'm like wow she really does it all like passion projects motherhood it's it's admirable truly thank you so much well it's exciting to be

here and you just have the adrenaline it's crazy like the energy that you muster when it's required. When it's required. No, that's like life. Yeah. But you're back in New York and isn't it like a fabulous time in New York? Oh my God, it's a fabulous time to be in New York. Bryce and I were walking down the street and I don't think you've ever seen two more fabulous people.

It's gorgeous weather. Feeling ourselves, feeling our look, like feeling this city. It's like holiday season like is starting. This energy that I'm putting forth, like I know I'm'm gonna get punched in the face on the walk home you know you deserve it too like someone's gonna spit in your mouth shoved and brought back down to earth it's literally like that scene in 30 rock where everything couldn't be going for liz better for liz lemon she's running through the streets and a homeless man spits in her mouth yeah that's you that's gonna be me and bryce but no it's glorious to be here on such a week as this we are working that's

you're here because we have an event we are like literally like event girlies tonight we have a holiday party and then it's your b-day it was his 30th birthday so I decided to make a weekend out of it and I'm really glad that I did I was gonna do a weekend in Florida but things weren't panning out and then this work thing came up and I was like, what if we just went to New York? And Harry's just like in New York. Yeah. He's literally Eloise. He loves New York.

He's literally Baby's Day out. I've been saying that Harry looks like the baby from Baby's Day out. And now that he's in New York, like I know while you're out working, he's at the zoo. I need to go watch that movie again. I watched it recently because they weirdly have it on like Delta or United. And when I tell it, first of all, Cynthia Nixon is in it, which is just bizarre. It is such a sweet movie. Like you will love it, even though like at its core, it's like a thriller.

Like the baby gets kidnapped. Right. And baby's on his own. Right. So at its core, like it probably if you're a mom, like will actually give you anxiety. Of course. But like the baby was never really in any danger. Right. So at its core, like it probably if you're a mom, like will actually give you anxiety. Of course. But like the baby was never really in any danger. Like the people who kidnapped him were like completely inept.

And he was kidnapped for all of four seconds before. It's like Home Alone. Like he's technically under siege. No, it's technically. But we're enjoying this fun family film. Yeah. Like it's technically an episode of Law and Order. Yeah.

But he's okay. He's his hostage in his own home. No, that's so, so true. And like Baby's Day Out Is even more harrowing Because it's like a toddler Like at least

Kevin McAllister Like you know Had the brain And the mobility To entrap The kidnappers Yes But this baby

Does not have said abilities No he does not Also you mentioned The redheads Which I just want to Thank you for Of course The episode is not up yet Because I was editing last night and then it got too late.

So it's almost done being edited and it will be up today as soon as the toast is over. Just things got things got crazy. No like the moguls but we kind of like out moguled ourself because like the redheads. Too close to the sun. Because the redheads is like slightly delayed. Our Patreon our first Patreon vlog of the month went up last night. It had to be taken down and re-edited. So like that one's going to be up today.

Like we truly have out moguled ourselves. Yeah, we were going too fast. Maybe we should start a new segment. Out mogul yourselves. At gmail.com. So we've got a fabulous show. It's Thursday. We've got some measly stories.

No TV recap because I couldn't watch any TV last night. And like I'm genuinely done with The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Like it's not even on my plate anymore. Because this is not my plate. Genuinely done. Except I saw a headline today that I thought was interesting. Like I guess on last night's episode. Whitney Rose revealed that her husband was fired from his job.

Because of that scene where they're like painting. Body painting in the bedroom. You know the scene. I mean yeah. I mean yeah. What does he do? I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah. What does he do? I don't know. I didn't click it.

I just saw the headline. I do always find stuff like that interesting when there's like ramifications for a housewife's family. Like sometimes their kids are asked to like go to a different school. Their husbands lose their jobs. Like Louis from Jersey recently like was asked to leave his company that he started, which like made no sense. So I do always find that really interesting that's sad yeah but at the end of the day like you get into a position when you're on one of these shows like sometimes like the wife starts

making more money than the man and I feel like in a lot of the situations before like the wives weren't working yeah and I mean I have to watch the episode but also when you think about like wild rose and like everything they invested into it and And now it's like even more pressure. Oh, yikes. If he doesn't have that job, maybe he got a different job. Yikes. Yeah. Oh, OK. That is interesting.

And so are we. You know, we're like two beautiful girls with a beautiful podcast. And you're welcome for that. You really are. So I guess without further ado, we could jump right in. I guess like we have nothing really else to talk about. were just like busy all day yesterday yesterday was a travel day you guys saw us I can't believe we did the toast yesterday like did as much and regular time regular episode like did everything that we did in the last 24 hours no when I got into bed last

night I'm like Ben I cannot believe I did the toast today like it was the same day four different days there was something oh um there was something that happened like two days ago yesterday. And I was talking about it. I was like, well, yesterday this happened. I was like, was that yesterday or was that last week? Oh, yeah. You know, totally. It was crazy.

So I'm happy for you. Like being here. It feels like old times. Just like, you know, us back in studio. Just regular girls. New York City podcasters. Yeah. It's nice.

It is nice. We'll have to do some New York City tingsters yeah it's nice it is nice we'll have to do some New York City tings after this Empire State Building Morgan Library the Morgan Ladders the Morgan Ladders are actually at the Morgan Library they should be it's Morgan's Library but Sonia was like in Pennsylvania when she said that probably those letters but I'm sure Morgan has many letters and I think the hub of Morgan paraphernalia would be at the Morgan Library. Do you think Sonia Morgan has ever been to the Morgan Library? Yes perhaps when she was a Morgan. No I meant like recently. I don't know how the library feels about Sonia

Morgan today. Yeah no that's. It's a very serious library. Yeah. And it's the library behind the book The Personal Librarian so it's a really great read. Yeah. And it's the library behind the book, The Personal Librarian. So it's a really great read. Do you know that Dumois said that she hears like Beverly Hills Housewives is going on the same type of hiatus that New York Housewives is going on? Like they're doing some sort of restructure. I heard that. I don't believe that.

I don't believe that. That doesn't make sense to me. No, that would make no sense. I feel like Beverly Hills this season was just as good as any other season. I feel like maybe with Beverly Hills, film the reunion the reunion airs and then they start filming again a week later maybe that's not happening this year right but they're not gonna go the route of New York I don't think I mean that would literally make no sense like New York wasn't even good enough to have a reunion and Beverly Hills had a three-part reunion yeah

no it doesn't make any sense but I do think maybe they're taking like a minute to figure out the Kathy Lisa stuff because they definitely want Kathy back Kathy won't return if Lisa's there so maybe that's what they're working out perhaps or they're just taking a longer break than normal maybe the women are a little burnt out there was also a rumor that Cynthia Bailey um and someone else I forget who uh Heather Dubrow no I saw Cynthia Bailey and someone and we're talking about yes but then there was also um because we reported that they sold their house for like a record, the Dubros, a record amount and that they bought a penthouse in L.A. and like she's perhaps going to be on Beverly Hills Housewives.

Got it. And honestly, I don't see it. No. Like, yes, she's you know, it's easy to be the most glamorous woman in Orange County. I don't think she would cut it, honestly. And her personality, I don't think she would cut it, honestly. And her personality, I don't think, would mix well. Yeah, because the thing about the Beverly Hills housewives is, like, yeah, they're all rich and fancy,

but, like, they throw down, too. Like, they get messy. And, like, one thing about Heather, like, she's a great housewife, but she never got messy. And, like, you need a little bit of that to survive. So those were just some things people were saying on the internet, which is meaningless.

A conversation we were literally just having right before this. We were. Yeah. Just goes to show. You really need to be careful about what you consume on the internet. No, and it's like, it's just the way people say things with such authority. It's like, why wouldn't you just assume they know what they're talking about? Right, right.

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Our first story. It's really sexy news, you guys. Oh my God. So weird. Olivia just texted me at the dentist wish me luck she has to get a tooth pulled oh goodness best wishes girly go to zoc.com if you're not happy with how he does right right if you have any complaints dot dot slash toast don't forget about that did I you didn't when you just said that how embarrassing yeah our first story is

really sexy news like if there's kids around, like you might want to- NSFW. You might want to cover their ears. Cover Bryce's ears. Oh, my angel. Ina Garten's husband, Jeffrey, accidentally sent an NSFW text

to her publicist. I really like that little jingle you put on Jeffrey. There's no other way to say it. You have to say it like Ina would. Jeffrey's coming home from Yale. I think I'll make a roast chicken on Jeffrey. There's no other way to say it. You have to say it like Ina would. Jeffrey's coming home from Yale. I think I'll make a roast chicken for Jeffrey. Ina recalled on the Drew Barrymore Show episode

airing next Monday that the economist, wow. The what? Jeffrey is an economist. I thought he was a professor. Of the economy. Well, if I'm a gym teacher, am I a professional athlete? Like, no. You would be a We could say athlete

I literally would love to be a gym teacher Like I cannot lie But you might have been an economist First term professor That's how things work That's like you know A NBA player then becoming Like the coach of the kids basketball team

Yeah Steve Nash Or of the NBA Or of the NBA No because if he went from the NBA To his kids basketball team. Yeah, Steve Nash. Or of the NBA. Or of the NBA. No, because if he went from the NBA to his kids basketball team, like that's a step down. He's still a coach. I don't know. Ain't it good to be the coach?

Now I'm confusing myself. You told me that Inside Amy Schumer is coming back. Yes. I'm like really excited. To Paramount or Peacock, one of the P's. It is coming back. I recently. And you like made me doubt myself because I thought I saw it. I thought Dana sent it to me. And then I told you it was coming back. You're like, no, it is coming back. I recently. You like made me doubt myself

because I thought I saw it. I thought Dana sent it to me. And then I told you it was coming back. You're like, no, it's not. And I'm like, yeah, no, maybe it was like a spoof or something. And then I saw it again that it is coming back to one of the streamers.

So I never even watched it when it was on. I wasn't like a fan of Amy Schumer. Oh, it was the best thing ever. But I became obsessed. You showed me Ain't It Good To Be The Coach, her spoof on Friday Night Lights and then I went down like a rabbit hole and watched like all the sketches and I'm genuinely excited for it I hope it's good yeah I hope it's good I really hope it's like there's a big chance

that it's not like and that it's just miserable and like political which is horny is like so and like predictable yeah kind of like SNL honestly yeah no i hope like she's like there was also a sketch where it's like a bunch of women meet up in the park and like they run into each other and they're like oh my god i love your sweater and it's like how women can't take a compliment yeah it's like a new woman keeps coming up it's like oh my god i love your sweater thanks i found in the dumpster did you get your hair cut yeah literally like i burned all my hair off like it was so um like on the nose of what it's like to be a woman and i hope she keeps that like energy it was so relatable yeah and i hope what it's like to be a woman. And I hope she keeps that like energy. It was so relatable.

Yeah. And I hope that she says something new. Fresh. You know. Yeah. Not just like recycling. The jokes that everyone says now. Yes. Yeah.

Sorry. Like total tangent from Ina. Total tangent. But apparently Jeffrey the economist texted Ina's. He's a economist. Texted Ina's publicist saying you're going to be delicious tonight. The TV cook shared that her publicist and longtime friend's hilarious response was, I don't think this was meant for me.

When Drew asked whether Ina, whether her publicist turned bright red, the Food Network personality replied, I didn't see it, but I imagine so. Like, not? If you had asked me, like, what kind of sex does Jeffrey send? That's what I would have chosen. He's nothing if not predictable. He's on brand. I just want to say like maybe it's me being like a conspiracy theorist but I feel like

Jeffrey and the publicist are having some sort of an affair and like this is Ina's way of getting ahead of it. Like going doing press talking about sexed Jeffrey's Jeffrey sends. Like that's not Ina's vibe. When I first saw the headline I thought the same thing. Like Jeffrey was caught sending a sexy text to the publicist. Like what is Jeffrey up to? But given the content of the text, it was meant for a chef. That's true. He might have said something about like, oh, you're going to be so on public display tonight

if it was for a publicist. You know, I can't wait to relate to those public titties. I can't wait to release your presses. Oh no, I can't wait to press my release into you. That's what it would say. That sounds like something from one of your books. A hundred percent. They're always calling it a release in like those porn books.

Yeah. Or his manhood. His sex. That's what they say. Not the sex. I could feel his sex. Yeah, that's what they say. I mean, I could go on.

Like for women, they always call it a slit, which is like really vulgar. Or like if it's a more literary flower. A bundle of nerves. That's what they say sometimes too. That's pretty good. No, you have to get creative. You can always say like cock so many times, you know? Yeah.

No, that's why it's crazy when they're just like big old penis. They never say actual anatomical. But that's why it happened one summer was so jarring yes because they like I think he was like calling it her pussy like it was wild for me it happened one summer was so jarring because you recommended it to me oh yes but I did recommend it by saying like this is the spiciest book I've ever read but I think what made it so spicy was like their dirty talk was like dirty no no I mean I've read books where they literally say cunt that's weird because at this point like it's a slur it's not a vagina no it's literally a slur and that's like what are you reading game of thrones literally like they only use that in medieval times. Yeah, when the word meant what it meant. Vagina.

Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, I could start a list of like words, euphemisms, but I guess we can get back to Ina and Jeffrey. We can get back to Ina and Jeffrey. So this is just like a funny moment from America's sweethearts, really. You know, like not them being relatable again, you know? Again.

Also, this article like just was trying to find stuff to talk about Ina and make it longer. So I have to keep scrolling. But there is an Ina fun fact that I'm obsessed with. Have you heard about her engagement chicken? Yes. Emily Blunt made it for John Krasinski. Really? Like, Ina has this chicken that people say, like, if you make it for your boyfriend, like, he will love it so much he'll want to propose to you.

Because it's, like, amazing homemaker. By the way. And Meghan Markle made it for your boyfriend like he will love it so much he'll want to propose to you because it's like amazing homemaker by the way and Meghan Markle made it for Prince Harry okay by the way we've also heard that story about Grammy and pop like our grandparents like our grandfather fell in love with our grandma when he came over and she was like bent over the oven pulling out a big roast chicken from the oven it was a brisket oh her brisket was fire but recipes um there's something yes there's something to that whole notion like Ina didn't invent that but yes yeah but like apparently she has like an amazing recipe that it's her famous roast chicken look it up I should make it like I love roast chicken look how gorgeous it looks I should make it too that actually is like exactly what I want for dinner tonight yeah but like oh

I have to cook it do you want your dinner now the way you know what's so funny I was thinking about this last night because we had a conversation about how certain random movie lines like stick with certain family members and I think a lot of people I saw a lot of like comments and people like we're making tiktoks about how like they really related to that sentiment where it's like random obscure movie lines that like your family for some reason like really always says oh that's a great tiktok trend where people really doing that yes and so everyone do that clip that segment and then talk about the line so last night me and ben were talking and we like said something and i realized it was one of those things it is the most obscure reference it's from an episode of my 600 pound life where this guy he gets he's obviously 600 pounds. Is it the footrest? Yes. And so he ends up getting married to this woman who has a daughter.

And he literally turns this, his new stepdaughter, like into a servant. Like her full-time job is like fetching things for him. So when, in the beginning of the episode, we're like trying to get, you know, context on how he lives his life. He's like, Kwe Kweay go on and fetch me my footrest and for some reason me and ben cannot stop saying it literally because the joke is that like ben is quay quay and you need a foot and i'm always like ben will you fetch me a diet coke so like last night i had one of those moments where i was like wow that is such a niche random reference yes that is us also what's more crazy about us is like so many of our references are self-references like me from your

special yeah obviously I want my dinner now no that's what started this whole conversation because when I was staying at your house for literally two weeks um every time we mentioned dinner I was like both of us I want my dinner now and like if you don't know what that's from, like, get a grip. Get a grip. Watch the toast. You know, it's another really niche reference, but I feel like maybe other people's family has it too. I have it with like my friends from high school, from Spanglish.

Yes, because you have it with your friends from high school and my college friends have it with their family separately. And like one time you guys were talking about it. Someone said it. I'm like, did you just? Oh, we were like shopping and someone was like, just try it on. And I was like, did you just Spanglish? And by the way, I actually recently watched Spanglish.

And it is like such a good movie. I should. I don't know that I've ever watched it in full because like with an appreciation for it. You know what I mean? I feel like I've only seen it here and there. I actually think you would love it. I got to add it to my list. Do I have a movie list?

Oh, you know what? That actually just reminded me. That's a good family movie for the holidays everyone when you're done watching Crawdads. It is. I wanted to get um you know like those kids toys that were like little clipboards and like you would like have like a little pen attached and like I think we should start writing down our list because I wanted like a cute clipboard. If we could just write that down I want to get one on Amazon. Okay so I'm making I have a list of movies that like we're obsessed with. Right right this is going to be family movies list spanglish crawdads um family movies murder on the orient holidays are coming up so you need to start getting a list of movies together that like most people in your family different ages and interests would like and that's not awkward and like sexy yes also any agatha christie we watched death on the nile which

wasn't amazing it was fine but it was fine it was fine um and then we have like our favorite movies segment and i only have three what's your number tad hamilton so good bad teacher so good i feel like we can we can expand on that now that we know that the list is here we'll keep adding to it but also things another list things i plan on doing sometime before I pass away making this chicken yes me too no and if you have like a man's coming over like make the chicken no and if you're like trying to get engaged like you know this is the guy for you make the chicken but don't make it if you don't know if he's the guy for you because then you'll be stuck with him also don't make it if like you're so obsessed with if you're like a bad cook like no but I think that's like the point of it it's like idiot proof

I roast chickens are like very easy to make you put it all in a pan and then you just put in the oven for the amount of time that Ina says it's literally called the engagement roast chicken on her website it's at foodnetwork.com and it looks pretty doable I've never made a whole chicken Olivia makes it good yeah I feel like once I do it once i'll get comfortable yes the cook time is an hour 35 prep time is five minutes sure sure literally sure if you're aina my prep time for everything is an hour i feel like people don't really talk about how aina's name is like literally the latter half of vagina no they don't like has anyone else thought of that like yeah obviously yeah, obviously, right? Not me.

The bundle of nerves. Next, they'll be calling it your Ina. Your Ina. Your Ina. Your Ina. Your Ina. Oh, my God. You're funny. Oh, my God.

Thank you. You are. It means so much coming from my favorite comedian. Thank you. That means so much coming from my favorite comedian. And I am a comedian because I have a podcast in the comedy category. You are a comedian. I think so. much coming from my favorite comedian and I am a comedian because I have a podcast in the comedy category you are a comedian I think so you're yeah you're a comedian cool you're a humor podcaster I'm a humor podcaster I'm a podcaster with humor is there

a reason you're not going to the second story I know because I was just soaking up the compliments okay I just felt like you were dilly-dallying like you were waiting for me to do something I actually love our second story Jennifer Lawrence said that Adele can I keep calling her Adele though Adele told me not to star in Passengers and I should have listened to her Jennifer Lawrence revealed in a new interview with the New York Times that none other than Adele warned her not to star in Passengers the 2016 romance space drama co-starring Chris Pratt and directed by Morton Tilden. The movie is one of Jennifer's most notorious critical bombs

with a 30% on Rotten Tomatoes score. Is that audience or critic? Because one matters, the other doesn't. 100%. Jen cited Passengers as one film in her post-Hunger Games career where she felt her fans dismay over her career. She was like, quote, Oh no, you guys are here because I'm here. And

I'm here because you're here. Wait, who decided that this was a good movie? Um, she said Adele told me not to do it. She was like, I feel like space movies are the new vampire movies. I should have listened to her. That's actually like really wise from Adele. She said after Hunger Games, I was not pumping out the quality that I should have. And passengers and films like it led her to step away from the spotlight quote I just think everybody had gotten sick of me I'd gotten sick of me it had just gotten to a point where I couldn't do anything right if I walked a red carpet it was why didn't she run um I actually don't know remember it that way got to that point not in her movies that's not how I feel right but

in like her red carpet tripping and she was just everywhere was like very Anne Hathaway yes I was gonna say I don't think it really got to the level that Anne Hathaway got to it because I think she removed herself she's really self-aware she she got right out of it she got right out of it exactly um but also another uh bombshell I think from the same interview is that she has decided not to play Elizabeth Holmes like there was a movie being made and she said Amanda Seyfried did such a good job like why are we doing it again wow and so she said she's not doing it anymore maybe like this passengers thing has her looking really critically yeah no and like Amanda Seyfried like was nominated for like every award she was really incredible I watched like a couple of episodes so

I don't think it's a story that needs to be told again in the same year and it was great and the story was told and there are so many stories out there like go find another one watch any watch the whole season of American Greed and there would be so many movies that you could make what about that tree farmer who the woman came in and like totally conned him out of all of his life savings and his family's tree farm that had been was the woman named Jen Cha no and like she came with her daughter and then she had like the daughter being like the mistress like it's very heartbreakers and it was heartbreaking for me because the the guy lost his ancestral tree farm and now it's like raised to the ground oh that's horrible make a movie about that make a movie about that um so J-Law is just

like obviously in her transparent era and we love that yes except I will say I saw Passengers I don't know why oh like I saw it in the movies I guess I wanted to go to the movies and I didn't hate it. It obviously wasn't great, but it was fine. You know, Passengers is for me, I think it is the movie where a lot of people speculated that she was having an affair with Chris Pratt. And that was the one where they said like for the intimate scenes, they just had a bottle of wine and went at it. Right. And then like he was divorced shortly after that. So I think like image wise, that also wasn't great for for her that could be part of the reason why she like regrets the choice again not none of it is confirmed but and also I mean her other movies including Hunger Games like that's huge in its own way but like Silver Linings Playbook like the one with you know

the guy in the glasses yeah American Hustle American Hustle thank you really all Oscar contenders and then after that it was like she did a movie a year and it was Oscar Oscar Oscar Oscar yeah but Passengers Bone Passengers is not that that was her first movie before Hunger Games before Hunger Games yeah no her first movie I know it what I feel like I've said this before on the toast it was this movie it was a kind of like indie um and she wasn't the main character it was about two people who fall in love but like live in different countries and like end up like not being able to be together because of like the green card and then they get their green card and they like end up hating each

other and like he leaves her for a girl who's Jennifer Lawrence what the fuck is that movie called like someone someone knows what I'm talking about I saw it in theaters it was so fucking depressing and that was first time I ever saw it. Look at this. IMDb, your favorite. Okay. My favorite. Also, Joy.

Don't forget. Joy. Did she win anything for Joy? I don't think she won. Like crazy. What year is that? 2011. Okay, like right before Hunger Games.

Yeah, but she was like also not the main character. Got it. But that was the first time I saw her. And she was like so beautiful yeah no I feel like if she we were talking about this with Viola Davis like everyone has a flop era um no one is gonna have like a perfect roster I mean look at Tom Hanks okay so if you have one movie that like you're embarrassed of and it wasn't even that bad like you're fine also do you ever see red sparrow she plays like a a russian ballerina turned spy i feel like soon she's gonna do um something in like the comic universe like that she's an x-men oh she is she's raven mystique

she's so um we literally wouldn't know no i know if a. If Ariana Grande did something in the comic. No, if Taylor Swift like was Superwoman, I would have no idea. Right. I know. Which is crazy. Crazy.

Crazy. Crazy girl. Anyways, don't be so hard on yourself, Jennifer. I think Passengers is a fine movie and the fact that like

Chris Pratt is there to shoulder some of the burden. It's like, it's not that embarrassing. It's like two good actors who obviously had chemistry, but it's a weird plot. Sure. Yeah, no, I don't think it's that bad. Like that's like two good actors who obviously had chemistry. But it's a weird plot, sure. Yeah, no, I don't think it's that bad.

Like, that's your flop? You're fine. Yeah. I don't, like, I didn't feel negatively towards it when I left watching it. I was, like, fine. It was a movie that was just like a movie. Yeah, it didn't feel like a real movie. Because it was literally only two people now that I think about it.

Oh, that's weird. It's about a spaceship. They're going. Is it room? It's space room space room because it's a spaceship that's going to a new planet that's like all set up gorgeous everything but it takes hundreds of years to get there so they're frozen in the spaceship like so they're sleeping the whole hundred years but her his programming is fucked up and he wakes up early he wakes up miserable alone on the spaceship he wakes her up and he woke her up oh that actually sounds kind of good

and so they're like falling in love and they have the whole spaceship to themselves and it's really do they age on the spaceship so they wind up the whole time they're trying to get back into it but eventually they realize they can't and they live their rest of their lives on the spaceship they die before it even gets to where it's going. Do they have food or anything? Yeah everything is tricked out because it was it's like the Titanic of spaceships. Just in case someone wakes up. No and when they boarded there was a bar you know. Got it. It's so they're good. How interesting it actually sounds like I kind of want to see it. Yeah I think I made it sound really good. The thing I actually really like about Jennifer Lawrence is she's not like you know a press girl. She doesn't have Instagram or anything.

But like if there's something she wants you to know like she'll she says it. You know what I mean? She's like very like you saw her 73 questions like what's the biggest misconception about you? She's like I never fucked Harvey Weinstein. Oh I didn't see that. She's extremely direct. Yeah. Yeah.

Love that. Didn't see that. When was that? Recently. She was on the September issue. Right. Right. Right.

So they did 73 questions in New York. I didn't even't know her apartment oh yeah she lives here yeah but it kind of also looked like she was like outside on the highway i don't know um she i forget what the question was exactly but it was something along the lines of like what's something people think about you or like the biggest misconception she was like that i fucked harvey weinstein wow yeah i should watch that are you ready for our next story? I am. Luke Evans is weighing in on Hollywood's casting row and insists that the right person should get the job. He says quote I wouldn't have a career if gay people only played gay roles. Luke Evans has weighed in on the argument of whether only gay actors should play gay roles saying he wouldn't have a career if that

role was applied across the board. The actor who was known for roles in The Hobbit, Beauty and the Beast, and Nine Perfect Strangers. Oh, woof, I forgot about that. I never even finished that show, and I have no idea how it ended. I started the first episode, and once Nicole Kidman came out, I actually turned it off.

I think it was 10 episodes, and I watched eight. And I still never asked anyone what happened, because I literally don't care. Oh my God, it was horrible. Yeah. Oh, I didn't expect to be taken back right now I'm so sorry that are you triggered I'm triggered no I just wish I read the book because I think the book is really good it's about a wellness retreat yeah and you when that movie when the show came out you

were literally like on your wellness retreat started like right when I got back and people were like don't read it before the retreat it's gonna like make you like crazy scared of everything and everyone so I didn't I was like I'll wait for the show otherwise I won't like the show if I read the book didn't like the show anyway anyways back to Luke Evans he said talent should be the top consideration for casting Luke who is gay said he has only played gay characters twice in his career so far and would hardly have worked if actors were cast that based on their sexual orientation speaking to the Daily Telegraph the film star was asked about his thoughts on the Doctor Who showrunner, Russell T. Davies, saying only gay people should play gay parts.

He replied, I'm not sure about that. Gay people have definitely missed out on gay roles for sure. Russell spoke very powerfully, passionately about this point. I get it and I totally think that things do need to change. But from my perspective, firstly, I wouldn't have had a career if gay people played gay roles and straight people played straight roles I'd have

played two roles out of the 36 projects that I've worked on or whatever that number is it's like yeah who's counting clearly you he said it should be that the right person gets the job talent and ability and a big bit of luck and timing that should be the reason why you got a job it shouldn't have to do with anything else so I feel like this conversation has been had for like a few years and at first like people were like yeah like if you're gay you should play gay no like if you're if the role is gay it should be played by a gay actor um and then like that kind of spiraled into like all different other like identities and like then you know people were getting canceled for just simply questioning, like, well, then

what's the point of acting if we're all just playing roles that are like similar to who we identify as? Right. And we've had this conversation even when it comes to a fat person playing a fat person or is a skinny person in a fat suit taking away the opportunity for someone else? And like at the core of this conversation, like I do agree with the motivation behind like there aren't, you know, you're more likely to get ahead in Hollywood if you're skinny and straight. Like that's just what it is.

So I get the motivation for like wanting to give more opportunities to gay actors, to plus size actors, to trans actors. I get it. But at the core of this policy, you are literally it's the antithesis of acting. Right. policy you are literally it's the antithesis of acting right so that's what I struggle with because like I do believe like you know there should be things in place that make it easier for everyone it really should be like an equal playing field and it's not but I don't know if forcing gay actors to play gay roles straight actors to play straight roles trans actors to play trans roles fat actors to play fat roles I think that literally um negates the point of being an actor.

Yes. So I don't know what the right road course to take is to make it like an even playing field for everyone and making sure everyone gets equal opportunity. But I don't think it's pigeonholing people to playing roles that they are, that are like so obvious. You know what I mean?

Like, because if that was the case, like then why couldn't a black actor play a role that has been played by a white person? You know what I mean? Like, because if that was the case, like then what, like why couldn't a black actor play a role that has been played by a white person? You know what I mean? Like then it's just like, everyone is so separate. It's like,

it's like kind of going backwards. Yeah. Yeah. We were just talking about that in terms of food. Yes. And different cultures. Right. And I don't think it has to be all or nothing.

I feel like there are cases where it's extremely clear. Like, remember a few years ago when they were saying that there was once a conversation that like Julia Roberts should play Harriet Tubman right that's obviously not right but I do think when if if we go all in on on this theory like eventually you get to a place where it's like well blonde people should play blonde people right and redheads should play redheads. No, totally. And I also think, like, when it comes to this conversation, like, it's not equal in the sense that, like, for so long there was, like, this big brouhaha. Like, if you're going to play, like, a marginalized character, like, it should be a marginalized person. But that didn't apply to every group, you know?

Right. Because, and I know people are tired of me talking about this, but, like, when I found out Rachel Brosnahan was not Jewish, like, I lost my mind. Like, she's such a good actress, I thought she was Jewish. Good acting. But also, it's a show essentially about Jewish culture. So, it's like, well, if everyone is going to get the same treatment, then fine, but that's not the case.

And I don't know, but also like Rachel Brosnahan clearly was the best woman for the role because she's incredible. And I thought she was Jewish because she's such a good actor. Right. And maybe this is an interesting like line to put it at, like Mrs. Maisel is not a real character, not a real person, right? So I feel like when it's a fictional character, it doesn't bother me so much if it's not a Jewish person I I don't like elements of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel but it was never because she wasn't Jewish I felt like there was other 100% with the show and the way they portrayed Jewish culture so I feel like but like with Joan Rivers I was just gonna say that needs to be played by a Jewess I feel like when it's a real person if it's something in history Harriet Tubman right um I mean but

Harriet Tubman is not even something we can say because you can't pretend to be black if you're not right so but i know what you're saying so i think when it's a real person it should be as true to the real story as possible i think when it's a fictional character it's okay yeah i need to think more about i mean it might not work for everything like it's different for everyone because like if there's a movie a fictional movie with a main character who's trans like that Jared Leto movie which I heard he was in Crud Dallas I think he plays someone who's like a cross dresser something um is it new Dallas no no it's like a few years old he won like the Oscar for it like and it was and he was amazing but the main character was like a it's like a once in a Eddie Renbean yes

it's like a once in a lifetime opportunity for a trans person to be like the main character in a movie. So then I'm like, well, maybe. So I just, I really feel like it's case by case. Yeah. But I think this overarching blanket statement we put on it, well, it's like, if you're not gay, you can't play it. I don't think that's fair.

I think Luke Evans is right. Like the best person for the role should take the role. Yes. Get the role. Yes. So I don't, again, I'm just like talking through my thoughts I don't have like a full like statement on how I feel yet you know yeah and I think this is a conversation that a lot of people are having clearly like Luke Evans is responding to someone else who has an opposing position like I think that everyone is kind of deciding for themselves yeah and for themselves

yeah also like just think, if that were the case, who would have played Gaston? Because Gaston was as straight as they come. So true. And Josh Gad played LeFou, who was gay. Right, so it's like the opposite.

Maybe Josh Gad would have been Gaston and Luke Evans would have been LeFou. But I would say those wouldn't be the best men for the roles. Casting. No, Beauty and the Beast was a perfectly cast movie. Start another list of no they it was Beauty and the Beast was a perfectly cast movie start another list of perfectly cast movies Beauty and the Beast Hairspray

okay hold on Hairspray is a perfectly cast movie perfectly cast movies Hairspray Beauty and the Beast I'm sure there's more but there I sleep over Jane Lynch I mean she was incredible incredible even though like that's not the role I would Beauty and the Beast. I'm sure there's more. There are. Sleepover. Jane Lynch. I mean, she was incredible. Incredible. Even though, like, that's not the role I would have pegged her for. No, no.

But that's the thing about Jane Lynch. She's incredibly diverse. Yeah. That is the thing. And she's the hardest working woman in Hollywood. After you. 100%. But I don't live in Hollywood, so. Are you ready for our next story?

Mm-hmm. Kelsey Ballerini will co-host the 2023 CMT Music Awards And Carrie Underwood is set to perform So the 2023 CMT Awards should not be confused with the CMA Awards Yeah no it's very confusing Which are imminent They should be like next week or something it's November CMA or T?

CMA Okay CMT is April 2nd 2023 So this is a little bit of a long lead time But yeah I appreciate the excitement. Country music fans get excited because a date has been set for the 2023 CMT Music Awards and a few exciting announcements have come with it. On Wednesday, CMT and CBS announced that the fan voted awards show will take place on April 2nd.

For the first time ever, the show will air live from the Moody Center in Austin, Texas. Moody's Point? That's where they're doing it from? Moody's Point. In addition, Kelsey Ballerini will return as CMT to host for her third consecutive year. She revealed during a surprise appearance at Carrie Underwood's show at the Moody Center on Wednesday. So Kelsey joined Carrie on stage unexpectedly to present her with a big belt of sorts.

And also to mention that Carrie is the most awarded cmt artist ever i feel like i still think it's so funny and weird how like in country music like some of the biggest acts host the award show it's like drake hosting the grammys like it's so weird yeah but she's a really good host i feel like that's her all are great like side hustle it's never been bad like they all do like a lot of hosting shit on the side. Kane Brown has done it. Brad Paisley. Carrie Underwood.

I'm sure it's fun for them because they all do it frequently. But I just think it's such a funny, weird distinction between pop and country. Yes. You know? Yeah. But back to this. I saw the video of Kelsey Ballerini surprising Carrie Underwood on stage. And maybe it was just me, but I felt surprising Carrie Underwood on stage. And like maybe it was just me.

But like I felt like Carrie Underwood was like not happy to see Kelsey. Like she was like giving her dirty looks. And like I don't know. I just like felt weird vibes. Anyone else? Yeah. It was. I don't.

I wonder if Carrie knew she was coming. I feel like if she didn't. It's like a little annoying. Not of Kelsey to do. But of you know the powers that be. Like I'm in the middle of a show. Right. No.

And it's like we're timing everything. Like I'm on. Like I'm on. I feel like Carrie had to have known. Totally. Now that you think about it. She did look, like, surprised. And she did look, like, annoyed.

Yeah. That was, like, it was, like, kind of a weird video. Like, Kelsey was just, like, trying so hard to be, like, smiling and happy. And, like, this is great. And Kelsey, Carrie Underwood's, like, giving her a dirty look. That's really awkward. I feel like in country, like, a lot of the girls, like, they stick together. You know?

They, like, lift each other up. They're always, like, hanging out. And I feel like Carrie Underwood is, like the girls Like they stick together You know They like lift each other up They're always like Hanging out And I feel like Carrie Underwood Is like not a part of that No well I think I think there's like

A young Or country Females Like group chat And Carrie Underwood Wouldn't be in that No no no

But I was talking more About like the energy About like women in country Like they're always like Lifting each other up Women in country Women in country And I just

I wouldn't like put Carrie in that boat well because like like Carrie and Miranda like they're on a different level they're on a yacht somewhere else like no and by the way this boat but also Carrie and Miranda like I don't think I've ever seen them like interact yeah because they're country divas they're country divas no and like I'm obsessed we need our country divas and I also I love the group of country women supporting country women. But there are some country women who like don't need to support and be supported. No, but also like maybe Miranda. And I'm just like putting words in people's mouth. I can't stress that enough.

Maybe like Carrie and Miranda. Like, wow, it's so nice for you girlies who get to do all this. Right, that you have this now. Right, because of us. No, and like we didn't have this. Right. So like have fun at your little GNO. I'm going to be on my yacht.

Yeah. Maybe that's what it is. my yacht yeah maybe that's what it is yeah i think that's what it is i don't think that they need to be there i don't think that they should be there i don't think that they want to be there but it also gives me like nashville vibes in the sense of like juliet and rain and connie britain because you know everyone's like the blonde hair like kelsey ballerini's they've been saying forever she's like the next carrie underwood next Carrie Underwood but Carrie Underwood is like not going anywhere so maybe it's like a little Raina James vibe you know yeah no Carrie's like at the top of her game and she keeps getting topper and topper like I mean of course it would bother anyone to like be told like the usurper is here right but it would bother me as a usurper to say that I'm the next someone it's like like. No, I'm the me now.

No, I'm the first me. No one has ever gotten huge by being the next someone. Yeah. No, people just draw that comparisons because it's like fairly, you know, blonde hair, like sparkly boots. Yeah, I think it's insulting to both of them. I agree. No, and I've been saying this like all month.

Like Kelsey Ballerini is like out here like doing the best and the most. Like her music is so good. She does not stop working. I missed her tour because she was at Radio City and I was out of I had a show in Long Island but like I heard it was incredible like she's really she's we saw her last tour the heartbreak tour or the the one where she performed in front of a big heart where did we see it I think it was PlayStation Theater I think it was like in 2018 yeah yeah oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I really wanted to go to this one. But she's on her own as the first Kelsey Ballerini.

She's doing just fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, ready for our fifth and final story. The final story. Do do you want your dinner now bruno knows the word dinner he does whenever um so he knows the word dinner it's the only food word he knows so if it's like breakfast and i want him to know he's eating i'm like we're not that's funny or if like he he knows treat too but if i if he was like running into traffic and i needed to turn him around me and our our one is i can't even say it no of course we'll go if i said

it you guys you have i've seen it yeah no but theo does the same thing yeah of course because we do want to eat he doesn't know or want to treat but it's not even about what we're saying because sometimes it's the trope it's the trope because sometimes we'll say it like this want to eat oh no my sweet bro do we but sometimes we'll be like and he'll literally still get up because he knows it's the trope come here bruno oh my god that was come here oh my god i'm so sorry bruno come here do we have any t-r-e-a-t's no darn darn darn well sorry bryce you'll be fine i'm sorry bruno oh you know i have some in in his leash all right so we'll get you we'll get you soon come here come on i've forgotten are you ready for our fifth and final story it's one of our favorite subjects to talk

about here at the toast ourselves okay second favorite but the lottery yes winning powerball numbers drawn the jackpot has grown to 1.5 billion but it's been drawn somebody got it do they say what state nobody won the jackpot but some lucky players won two million and one million dollar prizes so that means that it goes up again yeah yeah until Yeah, until... So now it's at $1.5 billion. They drew it for $1.2 billion. Lottery players looking to get rich quick, like Claudia Asher, were on the edge of their seats Wednesday night as the...

Actually, you weren't. No, I ended up not even getting the tickets and I'm like so happy nobody won because now I'll get... Well, maybe someone would have won if you got. The winning numbers were 2, 11, 22, 35, and 60 and the Powerball was 23. We should do a segment on this show

where we announce the Powerball numbers. The Powerball. For anyone who missed it. Okay, give me the numbers. And that way we can talk about the Powerball. We've got 2. I feel like I'll be so good at that. Next up, 11.

22. Coming in, 22. 35. 35. 60. And 60. Those are your Powerball 6. Good night, New York.

Thanks, McLardia. You're welcome. So nobody won yet. We're at 1.5 billion. May the odds be ever in your favor. This is your sign to go out and get a ticket. And by the way, if a toaster wins, exclusive interview on the toast.

Don't get it twisted. I feel like I saw a headline this morning it's all coming back to me maybe I saw it like in between snoozes of financial advisors warning you not to if you win it don't take the cash take even though you should take the cash always but they're saying because of inflation it would so dramatically reduce a risk of making poor investment decisions that is true too oh yeah but and the gulf between cash and annuity options has become larger because inflation has prompted a rise in interest rates which in turn results in potentially larger investment gains right with annuities the jackpot cash is essentially invested and then paid out to winners over three decades yeah but what if the power ball goes broke and they can't keep paying you no totally and um look if i won the lottery i would definitely call jg wentworth

because i have an annuity and i need cash now call jg wentworth 877 cash now is that a regional commercial or national i feel like did you know that commercial yeah and you grew up in california yeah he's a national king 100 100%. Like J.G. Wentworth. Like is he single? So good luck to everyone. You should get a ticket. I mean don't take my advice and then like don't blame me if you like win and take the

cash and spend it all in a month. It's not your advice. It's the financial advisors. The financial advisors would say leave it with the Powerball. No. I don't leave money. No. would eventually be more and yes if the world were perfect I would say yes but like what if the powerball went bankrupt no and also like at some point like how much money like okay so let's say you cash out and it's 500 million but then if you had left it in it would have been 600 million like I know it's like 100 million dollars but like you have enough money for like literally three lifetimes plus like the risk right no I think

you take it all like you say I want my money now that's what you would say when you walk into the Powerball office I said would you like you know an annuity and you say I want my money now and they would say okay do you want the lump sum or do you want your first payment now like and I said a little more clear I want my lump sum now okay thank you ma'am there was no need to be so demanding or saying the way that like Powerball is like not so it's 1.5 million dollars and like when you get rid of like taxes the lump sum it's literally 200 million dollars like it's insane but yeah there's literally $200 million. Like it's insane. Yeah.

It's still a ton of money, but. It's so nefarious. Like that lump sum thing. Like. Yeah. Why can't my lump sum be the total. Now. Like.

Yeah. I want it all now. Yeah. No, totally. So if you get a ticket and you win, you absolutely have to come on the show. So that's just like kind of a prerequisite. I have so many questions. And that's always the thing.

I feel like we should. There are people who win lotteries every That's just like kind of a prerequisite. I have so many questions. And that's always the thing. I feel like we should, there are people who win lotteries every day, not like the billion dollar Powerball, but like we should have a threshold. Like if you win more, if you've ever won more than $50 million in the lottery, you should come on the toast.

There's not a lot of people like that because I watch my lottery dream home and most of the people win max like $2 million. But usually it's like a couple hundred grand, which is awesome. Which is amazing and like life changing and you know pay off your house and all those things and I feel like we know what people would do with that money but like if you won like life-changing eight figures you know uh lifestyle changing money eight figures great I we would love to hear from you I agree totally um well that's our show those

were the stories you reading anything good no I haven't been reading start your book I didn't I found out my book club is not on Monday it's next Monday so I have some time before I have to read your book looks really good do you want to tell everyone about it it's called woman on fire and it's something about art I don't know much about it art Nazis oh now it's reminding me that you did talk about it because then I I told you it reminds me of the movie Woman in Gold with Helen Mirren. And that's where Robert Kraft got married. Right. We did talk about this.

Gustav Klemp. And if you're not interested in reading the book about it, you should watch the movie. It's an amazing movie. Ryan Reynolds is in it. Everyone loves him. Love, yeah, Ryan Reynolds. I guess Helen Mirren plays a Jewess in the movie.

Helen Mirren, I claim her as a Jew. Like she's so Jewish. And it really just depends person to person. Do I like you? I agree. Like if you're... And even if it's a Jewish person playing a Jewish person, the first like the actress... Like do I hate you? Do I still hate you? A hundred percent. It's a bad casting.

A hundred percent. Are you hateable? Right. Gotta go. Do we claim you? Nah. So that's our show. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast-track stories

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