The Toast - Hoda is Out, Lana Del Dufrene is In: Friday, September 27th, 2024

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the toast. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, to be remote on a Friday with our butt pillows. Okay, literally on my way to work, not me being so excited like, oh my God, I'm finally gonna be reunited with my butt pillow. I need more.

I got one for the car, one for my studio. Like the places I sit most, you know where I need one now? Your purse? Literally. No, I need one in my makeup chair. Like I sit there for hours, like touching my face and stuff. No, my jaunt to New York was so bad for whatever issue I have, which I think is sciatica. Like the plane rides painful. The recording of two episodes back to back like genuinely I it almost broke her I could not function sitting at a dinner like it was the most painful bout of what's it called when I say psoriasis I've ever had and people have told me like what I should do for what I have which is

like pelvic floor stretches that's what they say to me Jax. What's the one like position four or something? I don't know they tell me to do pelvic floor for my coccididia. They told me like actual stretches I should do and the one time I like went to do it I was like oh I could see how that would help and I'm gonna get serious about your stretches this because it was unbearable and it was hindering like just my life. And that's when things become an issue. Isn't it crazy that we both are having these totally separate, unrelated, tushy issues? We are so simpatico. I feel like you're having like sympathy pains for my coccydynia.

No, it's not my coccyx. It's not like that's how I know. I know, but the general regions are the same. Like what are the odds? I think it's because probably we sit for a living. Like, we're experiencing, you know, injuries on the job. Right. We need workers' comp.

We don't have workers' comp. We don't have it. But what we do have is a live show. December 8th in Hollywood, Florida. Tickets went on sale mere minutes ago. Go get them. If you go to thetouristpodcast.com slash tour, the link is right there. Jackie and I decided to do one more live show this year.

And the date that was offered to us was.com slash tour. The link is right there. Jackie and I decided to do one more live show this year. And the date that that was offered to us was December 8th. And we said, yes, we're going to do it as a holiday extravaganza. So there'll be lots of fun things in store. If you haven't been to a live show and you live in the general area, we can't wait to see you. Also, if you live in the general area, I hope you're okay. Yeah. Well, if you live in the general area of Hollywood, Florida, like we're on the East coast of Florida. So we are okay. It's really the West coast of Florida that's getting hit. And so sending love to the Floridian toasters, um, thinking of like, it's really wild. I was very grateful to make it home yesterday on time. It's, it's a big hurricane coming through. So just everyone who's hunkered down, like hunkered stay safe I thought for sure you would be on your way back to my apartment when you left I'm like she's being so chill like she's obviously

not gonna land they're not even gonna take off then she takes off I'm like oh you know that bitch is getting divine diverted I thought I might get diverted too and then she texted landed landed grateful but yeah crazy week for Florida plus the jizz no news also we chose to do a show in December because December is really the best month down here. Like, the weather is fantastic, right, when it's getting bad everywhere else. So, like, make a trip of it. Text your friends. Make a plan. Grab a snack.

Get your tickets. Bring an umbrella. And I was ideating about things we could do, you know, to commemorate the holidays during the show, to commemorate the fact that it's, you know, your hometown show and it's Florida. And I thought of a segment, and I need to reach out to our friends over at State Farm because they need to sponsor the segment. Ready? The segment is, um.

Like a Good Neighbor. Correct. And I invite your group of neighbors onto the stage and I sort of just like yell at them the whole time and I tell them to scram. Like a Good Neighbor, your neighbor's sister's here to yell at you. Like a Good Neighbor, you're never going to be able to talk to my sister ever again after the show. What do you think about that? And obviously, that doesn't include Randy.

Like a live roasting of my neighbors? I don't think so. I love thy neighbor. I want to protect thy neighbor. Yeah, from the big and bad. From my irate sister. Just an idea. You know, we have to start brainstorming new ideas, and we'll make a doc and put all of our good ideas.

And that's sort of what I'm bringing to the table for the brainstorming sesh. No I've definitely taken State Farm's like slogan to heart you know and it's made me think about being neighborly and that's why it's such a great partner for us. And by the way they are not a sponsor of today's show this is not like a sponsored segment just me ideating. We love ideation honestly we could ideate for days about the jizz no holiday spectacular there's so much to be done on that stage like it might be a 12-hour show i know i think i need to get like tap shoes oh yeah i was literally just thinking tap shoes we have to tap like i can't explain why tap shoes i can't explain why but just the vibes are tap shoes that is the

vibe period correct i'm glad we're on the same page about vibes i'm glad to be here with you Vibes are tap shoes. That is the vibe, period. Correct. I'm glad we're on the same page about vibes. I'm glad to be here with you and our pillows. We have a great show today. There are actually like a lot of stories. There are a lot of tear-tooth stories. Like, you know, a lot that could have made the cut, a lot that didn't, a lot that did.

And I know we have this sort of like, not policy, but preference when it comes to speaking about celebrity deaths. Especially ones that like aren't surprising. You know, old people pass and it's, you know, a part of life. However, some celebrities like mean more to us than other celebrities. So Dame Maggie Smith has passed away. Now it's not a story because like there's not that much to say other than like, rest in peace, absolute queen,ager dowager countess we love you but I did hope that we would mention it at the top of the show and of course for the Harry Potter fans like she means a lot to them however for the Downton Swirleys she means a

lot to us that's why I brought it up I figured maybe you didn't choose it as a story because it does go against like everything we believe in even though she is the exception she's not the rule a lack of stories I would have chose it because I do feel like she could have snuck her way in but there was plenty of stories so I was like we'll bring her up at a later date and like when we're talking about celebrity jets like we're not talking about Maggie Smith but I wasn't sure if you had chosen it so I just I'm glad we're bringing it up because I have one thing to say I'm first of all I'm devastated and like there really isn't like anything to say but rip, you know?

Yeah. Actually, for this one, I would give it a rest in peace. Truly, I hope that you are at peace. All capital letters. At peace, please. After all the good work. And it's so funny how everyone's connection to the dame is so different. I think a lot of people, who does she even play in Harry Potter?

Like one of the teachers, right? I think so. She's Dowager through and through. And I do, you know, the third movie was in production. Like there's a chance she's in it. They definitely at the end of the second movie, like they don't. They said goodbye.

They say goodbye. She doesn't die. That's not like a spoiler, but it makes sense to see so that if she doesn't return for the third, it makes complete sense. Yeah. But I do remember a couple of months ago reading that it was in production I'm sure

we could look at the credits and if the fucking writer's strike delayed it and we like miss Maggie Smith because of them sag after well more so because of the studios like disgraceful. Sag Astra. That's just what like I'm thinking about. I'm going to put out positive vibes. Me too. Love you, Maggie Smith. Queen for life. Yeah. Countess for life,

but you know. I'm sure she played the queen in something. Some queen at some time of something. Why wasn't Maggie Smith in The Crown? Like that's literally

like what she should have been in. I feel like. She was. It's like too close to Downton. You know, and they were like airing around the same time. And it's like, it's a little bit confusing. Not only that, actually, that was like a dumb thing for me to say. She's was made like she was given her.

Dame is like a title, right? She was like low key friends with Lilibetilibet you know like she couldn't be playing her that's her friend and by the time they got to older Queen Elizabeth I think she was retiring yeah you know that was when they they hit us with this the farewell to Dowager you know tell me if you feel this call the UK is to Maggie, no. Maggie Smith is to the UK what June Squibb is to the States. I don't know who June Squibb is. Oh my God, you don't know who June Squibb is?

Google a picture. You know who June Squibb is. Like, she's the cutest little old lady. She's like our Maggie Smith. National treasure, must be protected at all costs. Like, in iconic things. Doesn't take herself too seriously. She's so adorable.

You don't know June I I recognize her face okay so those she's really cute and I don't think it's the same like I think Betty White was to the US oh yeah but Maggie Smith was to the UK yeah that's potentially Ireland yeah yeah yeah that's that's a better comparison okay yeah Maggie Squibb is like in kind of like random movies. Maggie Squibb? Maggie Squibb. Oh my God, she was in our favorite movie, Who Be Halloween. I've literally never heard of that movie.

It's that Adam Sandler Halloween movie. It's like truly horrible on Netflix. So it's not our favorite movie. You were using it as like a joke. Our favorite, least favorite movie. Oh,'s not our favorite movie. You were using it as like a joke. My our favorite least favorite movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was in that movie Table 19 with Anna Kendrick. Your favorite movie.

You reference that movie once a quarter. Not once a quarter, maybe once a year because it was like a bad movie, but a really good concept. Yeah, yeah. Like they almost had it. Yeah, it was about like the table of losers at a wedding like one's the ex one is like they're all just like random they're put together and they go through this journey together I love that yeah um Maggie Squibb Maggie Squibb we also have

obviously great stories we have Queenie and Weenie of the week also let's talk about that kind of a scandal going on within our community the lack of deer toasters this week kind of a scandal going on within our community. The lack of deer toasters this week. And let me just say, scandal. Scandal has struck. Scandal has struck. We were like, I didn't do Wednesday because me and Ben had so much catching up to do

and like I love just like a regular Ben episode. And when I'm doing episodes with guest co-hosts, I have to do the ads, I have to do the stories. It's like a lot on my iPad and I was like, you know what, I'll save it. And then Jax and I were podcasting for Thursday's episode. It just didn't feel right. So for the first time, I think literally ever, we just skipped Deer Toasters this week.

And you know what? I appreciate everyone's patience. And the Deer Toasters community has been really respectful. And we'll be back next week. Just keep that in mind. So I hope like whatever news you're waiting on, like and information, it can wait. You know, it's not a pressing situation. Hopefully none of the situations were urgent.

They're urgent. Yeah. Praying. So I feel like with that said we can jump in like there's so much to discuss. Yeah there is a lot to discuss so now without further do-do-do-do-do here are the fast five stories that you need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by ASPCA Pet Health Insurance Program. You know that our pets, Romeo and Bruno, like literally mean the world to us. They are everything. They're the cornerstone of our families, of our businesses. Like we would be, you know, nothing without them.

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Thank you, turt-tailer near me. What? Retailer near you. You're the turt-tailer near me. Oh, so you were listening.t tailor near me oh so you were listening I like literally like I threw to you a couple of times you were like on your phone who you talking to your neighbors on my phone I'm on my iPad I was organizing the story we had a reorg um because as we said there were a lot of stories so I I pared it down to the fast five so that we could be true to our name oh I want to say one thing really quick about Dame Maggie Smith this was the first

time you know I have this very complicated relationship with People Magazine notifications on my phone I know I have a complicated relationship with your complicated relationship with People Magazine I have to say I have turned them off and somehow I still get them because I liked the idea of like getting breaking news that I found interesting like People Magazine and the way they just abuse the privilege they never if there was anything actually breaking happen I found out before and the only time they would like bother me would never, if there was anything actually breaking happen, I found out before, and the only time they would like bother me would be like, this vacuum's on sale, like fuck off. Today, I found out about Maggie Smith

from a People Magazine notification. And I found out from you, I think. Yeah. So therefore, I found out from People Magazine. So like literally for the first time ever, like three years ago, I turned on my People Magazine notifications. I have now successfully used it.

Has it been worth it? No. Except I feel like I got so much fodder for the podcast. I talk about my People Magazine notifications all the time. It's true. Our first story, major, major morning show news. Hoda Kotb announces she is leaving the Today Show after 17 years to focus on her kids. So Hoda is bidding farewell to the Today Show after 17 years. She wrote a letter to

the staff of NBC that she shared on Thursday saying, as I write this, my heart is all over the map. I know I'm making the right decision, but it's a painful one. And you are all the reason why they say two things can be right at the same time. my god is she feeling holding space she is she's feeling that so deeply right now i love you and it's time for me to leave the show she explained her reasoning adding in part that quote my broadcast career has been beyond meaningful a new decade of my life lies ahead and now my daughters and my mom need and deserve a bigger slice of my time pie i miss you all desperately but i'm ready and excited she'll stay in her current role until the beginning of 2025, but she won't be absent from the network entirely after the new

year. She'll remain on in some capacity writing happily and gratefully. I plan to remain a part of the NBC family, the longest work relationship I've been lucky enough to hold close to my heart. It's just hard for me to imagine anyone would walk away from this job, right? It's literally the dream job. And nobody gets to be Hoda, right? And when you think about like celebrities who are universally beloved, Hoda is up there with the greats, you know, she's a part of people's lives. People love her so much. She's in New York city. Like whenever there's like a New York city event, she's like the most famous person in the city. She goes to like everything. So it's hard for me to even picture someone walking away from this job. Like, uh, what are you doing? It's literally a million girls would dream a million girls would die for that job yeah when I first heard the news

it was really shocking she's such a core tenant of the today show it's like how do you adjust but now when thinking about it I'm feeling a lot of things like one I feel like she is ready to graduate to icon status yeah where she does one 10 poll interview every once in a while she's like the go-to and I feel like you can't be that like legacy person, like that sort of Oprah or whatever, when you're on TV every day and that accessible. Like I think she's actually graduating and it does make sense. And I really do admire her choice to spend more time with her family.

I think that's a really hard choice to make when you've achieved such greatness. But maybe like this is what happens when you achieve your, when you accomplish what you want to accomplish professionally. And it's like, well, now I want to do that at home. I know she said like, she's very open about the fact that like

she chose to have kids much later in life. And now like what a privilege to have achieved success financially too, to be able to like not work and be able to be at home with your kids at an age where like most people aren't. people are still like hustling so that's a really good call I do like what you said about like icon status although I do feel like it's a very touchy time like it reminds me a lot of Meredith Vieira like Meredith was on her way to icon status

she left that show she was on she got her own show Meredith flopped where in the world is Meredith Vieira right but that's not this because it's not like she's starting her own show that if it flops like she takes a bunch of steps backwards like she's kind of sitting pretty right now right now and I right now and if she doesn't do something next like taking a chance like that just coming back to maybe interview maybe coming back for the Olympics like she'll go on to be like just a very A-list interviewer and host like like Oprah like Oprah it would be weird if Oprah was on TV every day still it's like you're too good for that why are you working so hard no it's true it's kind of I'm trying to think of like NBC like women on NBC who have done something similar almost like Katie

Couric yeah she left but like is still one of the premier interview icons of our time like very Barbara Walters a thought leader in this space you want her on your panel you want her in your commercial yep she's like a businesswoman CEO CEO but like doing a morning show every day is so much work and I do think when you are so successful and you have a family you're like I want to work less and I can work less why am I working this hard right now like I'm ready to graduate from this program into the working less program no and I don't know what I was like so surprised when I heard this although if you just look at it you're in the same job for 17 years Kat she's on her second co-host like Kathy brought her in and then Kathy left she brought Jenna in that's how it works like one after the other um so it's like not surprising it makes

total total sense but I was shocked it's still shocking because we were she was like literally queen of the week last week like she um is so relevant it didn't feel like this we were at the end it felt like we were in the middle but that's just our perception but I do think it also takes a big person to go out on top and not wait until they're kind of pushed out the door I think that's one of the hardest parts of like one of these jobs is like knowing when to go and it's always of course better to go too early than too late this does feel early like it does but I also totally get it now of course who's next that is a great question so it's someone who's gonna be sat with Jenna Bush Hager. Now, of course, the sister in me is like, grab your sis.

I thought the same. Okay. So that's my choice. There are like, there's a lot of speculation. If you're interested. I am. Cause I don't, I'm not familiar with like the NBC talent and interesting that she, she obviously signed another NBC contract, just like in a totally different capacity.

Right. Yes. Yes. So here are some names that people magazine is floating Craig Melvin now I do think this job is for the girls so I'm gonna skip that oh my god can we have one thing it's literally like the girly hour of GMA fuck off yeah they also said Willie Geist again oh my god. Chanel Jones, she joined the program in 2014 as part of the weekend today before she was named the co-host of the third hour.

Yeah, she's queenie. She's queenie, I like that. Yeah, Katie Turr, she's a broadcast correspondent for NBC News and MSNBC where she has hosted Katie Turr Reports since 2021. The thing is about this Gma third hour is that or whatever our hoda and jenna is it's like this really special hour like it's joyful it's like local news it's apolitical it's celebrity that's where like a lot of celebrities choose to do their

press and interview with hoda like so i think somebody with that background like coming in with like a big background and like political reporting it's's not the vibe. Like this is supposed to be fun. I feel like someone like that also doesn't want to do this job. It's very morning glory. And that's where our expertise comes in because like Harrison Ford doesn't want to be making frittatas on live television. Correct. We need someone who wants to. And using the word fluffy. Correct. We need someone with the desire, with the appreciation for what this hour is and not trying to make it into something it's not. Yes. So then there's Stephanie Rule. She's a senior business analyst and hosts MSNBC's The 11th Hour with Stephanie Rule. So like could she unbutton? I don't know.

I don't know. I feel like the slate of NBC talent that you're listing and like people we know who are associated with NBC and the Today Show like no one's to me the obvious choice was Jenna Bush an NBC like employee did she have a contract or did she they just pull her out of thin air I don't know but I don't think they pulled her out of thin air it's too big of a job and then another name that's solid is Laura Jarrett she's been a co-anchor for Saturday Today since 2023 so like a weekend energy that's good translate I do think that them picking from like the women of NBC like makes sense but they also at today like test a lot of co-hosts like Justin Sylvester oh is it gonna be Justin Sylvester when I said this was a job for the girls I wasn't talking like I wasn't excluding Justin Sylvester actually that's a this was a job for the girls, I wasn't talking like I wasn't excluding Justin

Sylvester. Actually, that's a really good point. He guest hosts a lot. I feel like he's probably one of their top substitutes. I actually think he's probably on the short list for this job. Oh my God. That's so exciting. It's his to lose or turn down.

I don't know if everybody would want this job. As we said, like it's early mornings, but he's used to that. No, I think Justin, whenever he comes to New York to do Hoda, like I usually have like lunch with him, he loves it. And I know he would love to live in New York. I think if they offered him the job, it would be no question. It's just, will they offer him the job? If it's not going to be the sister, my vote is Justin Sylvester, period.

And the thing, because I always, I don't watch Jenna and Hoda, but I follow them on TikTok. So I literally see almost every day what they do. They cry on the show pretty much every single day about something. Because they're both, like, they're both mothers. They're both just, like, very, not emotional. That's not the right word. But they feel things, you know? And they're expressive with the emotions.

It's actually really sweet. And it's become this, and I hate to use to use this word but and I mean it in not a corny way it's like a very safe space the show they just talk about like womanly things and like they're not afraid to cry like they literally cry every episode someone's always crying and they talk so much about their kids and so I just need someone who's like who's okay with that someone who's gonna embrace and I don't know some of these business analysts you I can't see them crying sorry and I don't want to see them crying. Not in the slightest.

Tell me if you feel this call. Like Jenna Bush Hager is Kelly Clarkson. I love it. Like it's the same energy. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

They are of the same elk. One thousand percent. Now I thought you were going to say Jenna Bush Hager is X. Because for so long Jenna Bush Hager has reminded me of someone. Now it's not Kelly Clarkson. But even though I think that's a good call, like, who is Jenna Bush Hager? Like, she reminds me so much of someone. I'm on my way.

And it might be someone in my personal life, but I've always felt this, like, warmth towards her. Like, when she sat down in that chair for the first time, I didn't even really know her besides the fact that she was the first daughter. But I immediately liked her because she had that welcoming spirit. Maybe it's just, you know what it is? Oh, I figured it out. She doesn't remind me of anyone.

Like, specifically. She just has that same energy that she was like a librarian at my school, you know? She has that, and especially she loves books. She gives librarians. And she loves books, yeah. She gives librarians. No, she definitely has like a friendly face.

Like if someone like her, like I don't think biology would make someone who looks like her like a bitch. You know what I mean? Watch. She's like a nightmare off camera. No, although like. Be kind.

Let me ask you a question. If they cast her sister, would that you feel like threaten our position in media at all? It would be bad for us because I do think something that we sort of lord over everyone is like we're the best sister duo to do it. We are. And then we would have competition now rising tides radar raise all sides because then say then say like oh we loved they they had the sisters and they loved having sisters and then they quit and they want that sisterly energy like then it's us right um even though like we don't we wouldn't want that job

but uh i would you would do you know how much you get paid? Oh, no, I don't. A lot. Those NBC contracts? Maybe not the first year, but like... Okay. So then it's good for us. That's like, what's her... Like, Rhoda's retiring.

Unless they do terribly and they're like, we would never hire sisters again. Yeah, right, right, right. I also think that Lauren Bush... Or it's like, there's such a great sister duo that every other network wants a sister duo. That would be really good for us. I think it will never happen.

I think Lauren Bush is like super private that Lauren Bush or the other Lauren Bush or the Lauren Lauren okay don't like I actually I don't know who's away from by the way like we have to stay away from this I don't know who Jenna's sister is I just know her name is Lauren are you telling me it's not Lauren Lauren it's not lauren oh because i was saying that lauren lauren is really private lauren laura bush's daughter let me go back to my jenna bush i should just have a tab on jenna bush hager open at all times it's so true we're always i should have it barbara is her sister jackie barbara yeah barbara is her sister she is like non-profit girly she works for the global health corps oh my god they're twins they have jack Corps. Oh my god, they're twins! Jackie,

they have that on us. They're twins. They do. But I think that we could compete. But that's really beautiful. Twins together in utero. And her man's name is Craig Coyne. Craig Coyne. We've done this before. Yeah, she's just very philanthropic. like Human Rights Council, Global Shobo.

And they have two children. This would be good for her philanthropy if she was on the Today Show. She's extremely beautiful. Yeah. Okay. I'm kind of obsessed. I ship. I ship.

I also look forward to a swift announcement of who will be replacing her. Oh, don't kind of obsessed. I ship. I ship. I also look forward to a swift announcement of who will be replacing. Oh, don't jeopardy us. Don't make a meal out of this. Get us while we're excited, okay? Don't do like a week of, not a week, like six months of like fake co-hosts to the point where we actually don't care anymore.

Who did they end up using at Jeopardy? Ken Jennings. Oh, right, who they should have used on day one and they probably did, but he had one old tweet about someone in a wheelchair. And like, it was unacceptable. Yeah. Also, don't wait until like the last minute to tell us when we've forgotten about how

excited we were. Yeah. And it would be fun to announce the co-host. Maybe have her come a couple of times. Like Kiki with Hoda too. Or him, Justin. Maybe have her or Justin come. Right.

Like Justin is the only acceptable man. He's the only choice. Well, no. If they're going to do a woman, Justin. Maybe have her or Justin come. Right. Like, Justin is the only acceptable man. He's the only choice. Well, no, if they're going to do a woman, fine. But if they're going to do a man, it has to be Justin. Sorry, he's the only acceptable choice for a man. Like, Willie Geist, enough. By the way, I personally have had enough of Willie Geist. Anyone else?

Anyone else? I don't get that much of him. Oh, my God. When I was an intern, like, for this, I was an intern in college and it was like this celebrity interview stop where like a lot of people would stop by and like Willie Geist was always stopping by and he was so handsome and so nice, but it's just like, I've, I've been like involved with Willie Geist since 2013. Like go away.

Understood. Okay. So we'll keep you posted because you know that is just like our favorite. That's one of our passions. Casting news in the morning show. And hosting news. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

I just want to say they should give Diane Keaton the job. Continue. I think they should give Harrison Ford the job and they should have Rachel McAdams produce. That's all I'm saying. And what about Diane Keaton? She's out of a job? She put that show on her back.

She's the Hoda in this case no because she will never leave Diane Keaton would actually be really good at that she has like personality coming out of her pores agreed and celebrities love her that's the thing like you know who else would be good June Quibb Squibb are you okay Maggie Quibb I genuinely don't know who that. I can't believe you host a pop culture show. I'm actually cracking up that you said it so matter-of-factly, as if you were saying Abraham Lincoln. Everybody knows who this is. The fact that you host a pop culture show and you don't know June Squibb,

it's crazy. Please down off in the comments if that was a name I should know. Yeah. Our next story is some news that's taking a corner of the internet by storm. Let me think. Oh, is it Jeremy Allen White's new girlfriend? It's Jeremy Allen White's new girlfriend. He was spotted house hunting with his bear co-star Molly Gordon before kissing photos.

Now, if you don't watch the bear, like this story seriously means nothing to you. No, I don't watch the bear and it means a lot to me. I'll tell you why. If you are a Rosalia fan, it means something to you. And if you're a bear fan, it means everything to you because not only were Jeremy Allen White and his bear co-star Molly Gordon caught kissing, locking lips on Wednesday, but they were also photographed last Friday, like leaving an open house together. Yeah. So Molly Gordon,

for those who don't know, like I, she came into my view as like a part of Ben Platt's crew. She like, I think they went to summer camp together. You know, he has that crew of like theater people, Jewish kids, like that's his crew.

And the, I don't really care that Jeremy Allen White is dating her. Like interesting. Love that for her. To me, it gives me an opportunity to talk about like a rabbit hole I went down a couple of weeks ago where apparently Ben Platt and Molly Gordon are no longer friends. Like, is anyone else following this? She wasn't at his wedding.

What does it mean? I am being introduced to Molly Gordon for the first time today. And let me tell you my conspiracy theory about- Yeah, she was in that movie Theater Camp. Right. Let me tell you my conspiracy theory about- Yeah, she was in that movie Theater Camp. Right. Let me tell you my conspiracy theory about her relationship with Ben Platt because I feel like I know Ben Platt.

I feel like he's like an actual nightmare diva. That's just a vibe that I get. I don't have any proof of that. Although people have said like their celebrity interactions with him like have not been good. He like won't take pictures with you. And I feel like he had this like sort of ensemble

of like whenever he would do a project, he would like throw in his like theater friends, Molly Gordon. And he was always like the star and he had these like sort of ensemble of like whenever he would do a project he would like throw in his like theater friends Molly Gordon and he was always like the star and he had these like ensemble characters who he would like throw a bone to and then Molly Gordon starts like pop off you know she had this like crazy glow up she gets cast in the bear and I feel like that's not gonna work for Ben Platt like I'm the diva in this group people down I'm the number one guy in this group and I feel and she wasn't at his wedding. Drama for sure.

For sure. I don't even have any tea on what's actually going on because that's just a theory I have. I actually have seen her work in Life of the Party with Melissa McCarthy. Yeah, she was always,

she has like a recognizable face but you probably couldn't tell what she's been in but now she's really starting to, she obviously like got a publicist, a stylist, like she looks sick, she's in the bear,

she's leveling up and I feel like that was too much for Ben Platt. Perhaps and now she's dating Jeremy Allen White so it's about to skyrocket and they seem to be a legit couple like they're kissing in public they're looking at homes together um and I guess that also means he's no longer with Rosalia and he missed her birthday party in Paris right right they were kissing on Rosalia's birthday which was a hot spot for the girlies in Paris which was, which was also exciting. So it's like, at least if you're not with your mans anymore,

like you're having a great party and Kylie came. I like, I actually don't think Rosalia gives a fuck. Like not a singular one. I do, people are now going back, right? Looking at photos, timelines. I do think the timelines, like, I don't know if it's like super clean. I think he's dated like a lot of, a lot of girls, like overlapping one another.

I think he's just like not used to this attention. But that's also dating. You know, when you're publicly spotted with someone like it is, yeah, technically in the real world, you can go on like four dates at a time. Who cares? Yeah.

But once you're like photographed with someone, even though you're not an official couple, it makes it weird. Like Noah Centennial that week. Correct. Like he did nothing wrong. You've ever been on two dates in one week? It's called dating.

Yeah. No, it's called throwing a bunch of shit against the wall and just literally praying to god something sticks right right no i mean i guess um i have no issue here and from what you've now told me about molly she seems like a swell girl and jeremy made a nice speech at the emmys so go forth and prosper now let me ask you do they play lovers on the show I don't watch and it was my understanding based on the very limited amount of exposure I've had to this show that Jeremy Allen and Ayo are like OTP in the show but I don't know got it what the hell do I know they yeah they are oh Molly and Ben Platt do date in the show. Okay well that's cute. Molly and Ben Platt. Yeah Molly and Jeremy Allen do date in the show. Like I don't know how that's good for the show. That's really good for the show. Well I was thinking that because I was

watching Tell Me Lies yesterday and Grace Van Patten is like hooking up with another character and like how we know. Thomas Doherty. Thomas Doherty and you know like it's not just hooking on Tell Me Lies like it's really always like very involved sex scenes and like your boyfriend's literally like silently suffocating in the room next door it's just weird you know to be on set with a lover and your lover is not your lover in the show but he doesn't have to be in the room actually and I wouldn't be like of course not yeah so hopefully he didn't see it it's just crazy it is but I feel like in their situation it's not because like they're giving it all to the show like that show feels like honestly like

the society not in the show terms but in the concept of the society where they're like in this world where no one else is like that's what they're doing over at tell me wise so funny I saw Grace Van Patten in an interview say like when she got the role, she studied up a lot on Vanderpump Rules. She said, I want that, like I want it to feel like a scripted version of Vanderpump Rules. And honestly, I thought that was an amazing comparison. Like that's literally what the show is. Like everybody just fucking each other.

Yeah. Like friend groups doing the worst possible things they could possibly do to their best friends. Yeah. It was a kind of a brilliant, I think she said she like studied Stassi. Oh, that's so funny. Well, don't forget, Lucy, it's not too late to transfer.

Transfer. Somebody needs to intervene. Somebody in the Tell Me Lies, like fake community, like a guidance counselor needs to intervene and just remind Lucy that transferring is an option in this universe. Like it is possible to move schools.

Yeah. And like you're a beautiful girl. You'll flourish where you go next. Like people want to be your friend like you will be okay yeah but like the amount of guilt that you're living with like you won't be okay with that it's gonna give you cancer like the secrets like that make you sick yeah it's really sickening are you ready for our next story? What if you just transferred? See what happens. Try it out.

You can always come back. Yeah. Also, all those schools are kind of the same. Like, because I'm watching this at Baird, and I'm like, it's Colgate. It's Colgate, yeah. Come on over. I can tell you it's not NYU. Like, all schools are not the same.

No, I said all those schools are the same. Yeah, it might as well. Northeast liberal arts universities. And I want to say, if I could redo my life, which I have no interest in doing, I just want to say like, zero. But I had to like do things differently.

I would not, even though like, I'm sitting in this chair right now with like the successful show that we have because I went to NYU. Like I really believe that. But you know, if that theory didn't exist,

like if I just could have made, if I could have made different decisions in my life and still ended up right here right now like same person we understand you I would not have went to NYU I would have went to a small northeastern liberal arts school like something like three to five hour drive away maybe a little bigger than Colgate like with like more football-y vibes like even though like that's all point liberal arts don't like have football-y vibes but you know what I mean but we like did have football I think like you would have gone to Colgate and we could have been together also why would you go to a different liberal arts school like not with your sis yeah it's so true that's so true sis would have taken you under her wing I've always felt

like going to NYU was like not my best choice but I didn't like know where else like what am I gonna go to Michigan like no that's how I feel about that teen tour right and now watching Tell Me Lies I'm like oh that's what I should have done and you know all the times that I visited you at college like I had the like some of my best memories ever of my life were like those five or six weekends I came to see you while you were at college yeah like at least once a year yeah at least oh my god I think this week on Tell Me Lies I didn't watch this week's episode but it's Halloween and and Stephen's sister is coming and um all the siblings come which was literally us claudia visited us on halloween the first time i ever visited like on halloween

that's how to a t like perfect it captures yeah that experience the first time you ever met ben we all drove up to college to visit you and like ben game yeah obsessed so much fun. Got to redo life. Are you ready for our next story, which. What number? Is number three. And it's a bit of surprising news. Okay. That Lana Del Rey got married to an alligator tour guide in Louisiana after being first romantically linked to him a month ago. Yeah.

Lana Del Rey is a married woman. She has married Jeremy Duffreen after first being romantically linked to the alligator tour guide in late august the two of them exchanged vows in an intimate ceremony in front of their family and friends in des alamandes louisiana she was spotted walking down the aisle in a flowing white gown alongside her father to kick off the nuptials. Daily Mail obtained aerial view photos of the wedding. It seems to be at the same bayou where he operates his popular swamp boat tours. Let me say something about Lana Del Rey, okay?

This is so camp of her. Like, she loves a blue collar man, right? Her last boyfriend was a cop. Which, did last boyfriend was a cop okay but they weren't married because i was like isn't she with that police officer long very long-term relationship like she loves a no-name blue collar worker like that to her is like kryptonite right she sees a man with like you know some dirt under his average job sign me up me up. Where do I sign up? So this is not surprising. It's very on brand for her. She's like low key,

very just like a middle American girl. You know, she's this mega star. She sells, like she could perform for a room of a hundred thousand people. She does like the biggest festivals, but at heart, she's just like a girl,

you know, from the middle of nowhere, you know? Yeah. But even just a girl like doesn't get married in under a month right right the marriage part is what's surprising here like that she's a new man and he does alligator swamp tours like sick um but they got married so hastily even if they've been together for longer than when we first knew like it's obviously very quick he is a divorced

father of three oh wow as stated like he's a swamp tour alligator operator so does that like does that mean she's moving down to louisiana um it's just like have they talked about these things operator won't you put me on through i gotta send my love down to Baton Rouge hurry up gonna put her on the line gonna talk to my girl just one more time um I don't know I don't know what this means for Lana in a you know a bigger sense and of course like was Taylor there no Taylor wasn't there her best friend not at her wedding that's weird and yes Lana Del Rey is just a girl and her getting married to someone in under a month is like the and yes Lana Del Rey is just a girl and her getting married to someone in under a month is like the only part that makes her not just a girl but that's where her like celebrity comes in this is what celebrities do and like marriage means less

it's her first marriage and this is how it went down I don't know you're looking for an explanation like I don't have one I don't I'm just like looking for all of us to really wrap our heads around the shock value of this like it's not just Lana being Lala Lana like Lana did something that she's never done before which is like actually get married so much so that I'm like were they filming a music video like this can't be real oh that's a good call but like I think Daily Mail would have sussed out if that's what it was if there's a camera following them around it's the wedding videographer but like it's her dad's there, his family's.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like a really like involved music video. You can just hire extras. Yeah. So anyways, from the aerial view, she looked beautiful. Mazel Tov. Mazel Tov to the happy couple. For the Ray family.

Yeah. The Ray family. What's his last name? Dufreen. Lana Ray Dufreen. The Ray family. What's his last name? Dufreen.

Lana Ray Dufreen. Gargi Pargi, except her real name is Elizabeth Woolridge Grant. Sounds like someone from Pride and Prejudice. Dupreen. Dupreen. It works. Wait, Dupree or Dupreen-uh? Dupreen-ee.

What? D-U-P-R-E-N-E. Dupreen or Dupreen-uh? Dupreen-ee. What? D-U-P-R-E-N-E. Dupreen. Dupreen. Okay, yeah. Don't forget the E at the end. Kind of gorgeous. It is gorgeous.

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yeah yeah yeah anyway costco was responding I kind of want to give P Diddy a swirly oh he would enjoy it too much totally he's literally sick he's sick he's like do it again dirty do it again do it again yeah film me stop it's actually not funny anyways Costco is kind of clapping back at this like they've been smeared by Diddy's team because Diddy's lawyer had offered a potential explanation for why the feds found a large stock of baby oil and lubricant at the rappers' homes. The lawyer suggested that maybe that he got it at Costco because he likes to buy in bulk.

However- Before we get to Costco's response, I have such an issue with the lawyer saying this because he said it like, you know, comparing Diddy to a regular average American. He's like, you know, average Americans, we buy in bulk. We? We are not the same.

This is not an us thing. Yeah. Everywhere Diddy has homes, like there's a Costco. Okay, but I didn't see like the Fed saying that there was 100 rolls of toilet paper. A thousand granola bars. No, just the baby oil so anyway spokesperson for costco told tmz that none of the company's u.s locations carry baby oil even though his attorney had told tmz that the rap mogul might have bought them in bulk at the members only warehouse retailer the proof is in the pudding so to speak as a quick a quick search of the store site shows there's nothing

akin to baby oil offered at costco there is, however, hair and cleansing gel sold for babies, but it'd be a stretch to confuse that with baby oil. And nothing pops up when you look for body oil either, which could be mistaken for baby oil. So he didn't get this at Costco. Now, I don't know where I saw this theory, so I can't say whether or not it's credible, but I saw something really disturbing,

which was that the bottles of lubricant, they weren't baby oil. It was like they're drugged lotions that like if you put it on someone's body, like it makes them like paralyzed and incapacitated and could cause seizures. I can't remember. I think I saw that maybe on X.

Like it could just be like a total lie, but like really what's with the baby oil? Well, not that this is like even remotely the most important part of this conversation, but do you find it shocking that Costco doesn't the baby oil? Well, not that this is like even remotely the most important part of this conversation, but do you find it shocking that Costco doesn't sell baby oil? No, because when I went to Costco recently, like I realized actually they sell like 20 things and they sell like one of each. Like it was actually really shocking.

I thought Costco is like Amazon. It's not. They curate. They're really selective about what they offer. And then they sell bulk of it. But there's only like one kind of body wash. Yeah. I don't know.

Like Johnson and Johnson body oil. Baby oil is like a classic product. Like it's like a bar of soap. No. I was looking for something. I remember I had like a short list of things I needed from Costco. And like they didn't have some of it. It's really.

They're very selective. It's about. It's about like quantity of the quality right quantity for quantity's sake okay well and I'm glad they're not letting Diddy get away with this I know and like who wants their brand name even remotely associated with this person the things that I have seen about what he's being charged with and what he did are some of the worst things. Like the details that are coming out about these freak offs are so upsetting. I hope that justice justices all over him. Did you see the tunnels?

Yes. Very Hamas coded. Very Hamas coded. all over him did you see um the tunnels yes very like apparently very hamas coded apparently pd had like a very complex sophisticated like underground tunnel system in his homes like to i don't even know what the fuck like to get to like some grotto like stay above ground you know if it can't be done what you're doing yeah it shouldn't be done it can't be done period it shouldn't be done there's a reason why and Diddy's lawyer reminds me a lot because every time I hear from him he's like making a statement he's like saying dumb things and he also looks like a schlub like put on a suit you know who he reminds me of please I'm begging you begging you to read my mind right now my mind's not working at full capacity today so I don't know okay I'll give you a little clip like someone else's lawyer

who's like a slob like and is always making that's what I figured I don't know it's always like speaking on behalf of his client and I feel like making things worse Teresa Giudice yes you know his lawyer he's like always on reality tvs like kind of thirsty he has like an instagram and it's like you're supposed to be like's like kind of thirsty. He has like an Instagram. And he's like, you're supposed to be like helping someone from not getting deported. And you just look like Joe Schmo. I actually feel like he is also her publicist. I feel like he's, I don't know.

He gives me bad vibes. That is funny. I'm so glad you were able to read my mind. Thank you so much. I just thought of someone who's like got bad counsel. Yeah. And made things worse. Okay, thank you. Anyways, so that's someone who's like got bad counsel yeah and made things worse okay thank you anyways so that's what's going on with Diddy we'll see what's next but there's a lot

of like stuff coming out a lot of old videos now all these like old interviews with celebrities like I saw one of Ashton Kutcher like being asked about Diddy's parties and he was like Diddy's parties but like well that's you know there's like a there's a crazy unsubstantiated rumor going around that Mila Kunis like has left Ashton yeah because she like she found out like he was doing you heard the rumor I heard that Mila left the house yeah when she found out like his involvement I heard that but like only in one place and like I didn't seem credible especially because then they were like because look at this hot ones clip and he was just yeah whoa did these parties that to me is not a smoking gun like whatsoever people are really like taking crumbs right now and it's like calm down okay

and by the way I do think that a lot of celebrities went to Diddy's parties above ground and like got drunk and partied like a normal party and then down in those Hamas tunnels like nefarious things were going on and just because you were at the party does not mean you knew or had any involvement. And I think there's like three tiers of people like people who are at the party who had no idea. People who are at the party who like knew that bad stuff was running off but didn't participate and then people who were all in. Yeah I completely agree.

It's a good system. Yeah it's a good system and right now it's really hard to say who's who except we know Diddy's tier three. We know Diddy's tier three oh we know diddy's tier three yeah yeah but like all these pictures being like a picture it's very galene maxwell when you see a celebrity taking a picture that is not an indictment in my opinion yeah no i agree our fifth and final story are you ready for it yeah some danny and sandra news oh my god wait read it okay dancing with the stars is danny amandola setting Some Danny and Sandra news-ish. Oh my God. Wait. Read it. Okay. Dancing with the Stars is Danny Amendola setting the record straight on the Zandra

poll dating rumors. Spoiler alert. No, he's not. So after the New England Patriots alum was supported by his pal Zandra during a taping of Dancing with the Stars last week, he shut down any brewing romance between the pair. So he told E! News an exclusive interview quote Zandra is a great friend of mine I'm a huge fan and supporter of her and it's good to have a friend like her he emphasized that Zandra is still a very close friend adding that his mom loves her

okay like it was a very pointed response he said the word friend twice he enunciated it perfectly like he did not want any confusion I do think he was not expecting this interviewer to ask like kind of a bold question even though it's all obvious right like literally not a bold question he brought her to the taping like when someone's in your and and she could have been in a different section she's in his cheering section like now this is up for public consumption it's also it's not like he's like you know a celebrity whose buttons you don't want to put like he, he's just on Dancing with the Stars. Like, get ready to be asked some questions.

Ask. I was trying to say, like, answer. Yeah. I feel like maybe. Because it was such, like, if you're dating, like, you're lying, right? It's just in Congress, like you said. He didn't say I'm not dating her. He said she's a great friend.

I would describe my husband as a great friend of mine who I am a supporter of him and it's good to have a friend like him okay I feel like maybe though they like this week or a couple days ago like broke up or just decided to stop seeing each other and like this is his response because it would be valid too I hope so yeah because if they are dating unless this is like an agreement they both had, it's weird. Then why would she be sitting in the cheering section? I don't know. Like they obviously decided to come out as a couple

with her like staying in his apartment, making all those TikToks and then going to the show and being on TV. Like, so I feel like they broke up. I think this is his stab at being coy. You know, like how Donna Kelsey is like. Oh, well he has that in common with Donna Kelsey they both try to be coy and they end up sounding rude yeah yeah but I think maybe

there's no bad intention I think when it comes to Zandra and Danny like I think he likes her more that's just the vibe I get wow that's a bold I think he's happier to have this relationship like he needs this relationship more than she does well that's different and I agree with that and the person who does need no not even like public I think like if Zandra left like he would be home like nursing a broken heart and if if they broke up like Zandra would be out the next day right like I think Zandra can actually caveat I don't know either of these people I don't follow either of these people like I genuinely don't know the first vibe them just vibes right like the vibe is that Zandra can do better than Danny Amendola.

Danny Amendola cannot do better than Zandra. And I often feel like in relationships, hetero relationships, like the girl is more invested than the guy. I just feel like that's just men versus women in general. That's biology, yeah. But in this situation, I'm like Zandra's got more options than Daniel. And Zandra's like too cool for school like she's her whole life ahead of her she's so young so perfect looking yeah so I don't even think like

this would offend Zandra I feel like she's wearing the pants in this relationship I can't explain it I hope so and maybe like told him and also told him like don't tie me down to you okay okay grandpa maybe he said maybe by the way maybe he said that because yes Zandra like doesn't want to stop seeing other people like she'll play with you but like yeah she's not going all in on you like just yet like she's having fun she'll go on tv sure like I am Zandra yeah for her career to be seen in the audience but grandpa keep it in your pants okay I love that I love that yes it feels like you know what it feels like feels like Zandra knows her worth yeah a hundred percent I love the idea of Zandra that I have in my head I know she's just like bossing Danny around the apartment it's like we're together we're not

together I love you I hate you we break up not together. I love you. I hate you. We break up. We're back. I love my grandma. I hate my grandma. Literally. Those were good stories. Let me say that. Oh, okay. Thanks. And let me say something else. Today's episode is far from over because it's time for Queenie and Weenie of the Week. I feel like there might be one person out there who doesn't know what Queenie and Weenie of the Week is. And let me tell you, it is a weekly game we play here. So every Friday, sort of a way to top off the week, recap it, tie it up in a nice bow. Jackie and I will each nominate one person for Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. Now it's just as it sounds, who acted like a Queenie this week, who acted like a Weenie this week. It's not that serious. Obviously, P. Diddy's not going to be

our Weenie. He's a criminal, not a weenie. So just that goes without saying. It's light. It's fun. It's a seven-day title. You can find yourself queenie one week, weenie the other. It's yet to happen, but who knows?

Great. Let's start with queenie. My queenie of the week is an actual queen, Maggie Smith. She lived a lifetime of queeniness, and her presence will be missed from the screen and in our lives and she contributed greatly to the arts. Agreed. She was definitely like a runner up for me. I thought just to sort of cap off this week we've never given oh you actually gave it to her last week Hoda. Well she's mine this week you know I think it's a tough decision. That's a good one. I respect the decision. I also am now, like, kind of realizing, like, I'm a big Hoda fan.

She is kind of unique in the sense where she's genuinely, like, universally liked. Nobody dislikes Hoda. She's kind of America's sweetheart. So I love her. I'm wishing her the best. And I like that she's making news for the morning show girls. That's huge for us yeah it is wiener of the week my weenie of the week and we didn't even get to talk about this and so that's really why I chose it because I spoke about it with Ben but not you my weenie of the week is Ellen DeGeneres she was the weenie last week too by

the way was she yeah at least for me that was on my uh when i redid my notes yeah why why was she because like she the teaser for her show came out where she started making it about um women women like growing up you know wanting to feel like self-conscious what some shit so that was really clairvoyant of you because it turned out like her special was even worse than one could imagine it was your queenie and weenie are mine of last week. Oh my God. That's so, by the way, if that ain't the truth,

like that's so me late to the party, but you know, I want to, I was actually like, I didn't, we needed to give Ellen space, like to see what was, she was going to do. The special was even worse.

I watched it, but I wasn't on the episode with you that day. I watched 10 minutes and I could not watch anymore. Like it was so painful. The windshield, the parking. And also like I would love a little driving comedy because that's the era that I'm the most, I have imposter syndrome on the road.

When she starts talking about like, where are the windshields? It's like, we all have one car. Like we're not that confused where our windshields are. No, and like, that's the type of comedy, like jokes that get written when you're like starting comedy, you know, it's like so entry level. You're Ellen. You have a team of writers.

Oh, and we're here to hear you talk about getting canceled. Not your fucking windshield wipers. I was in shock at the things that she was talking about in the 10 minutes that were just like so boring. The first time she brought up the cancellation, I checked, was 18 minutes in and she didn't even start talking about it. She just like so boring. The first time she brought up the cancellation, I checked, was 18 minutes in. And she didn't even start talking about it. She just brought it up. Then she goes into shtick about how she has chickens.

Like terrible. Like the jokes were bad. And even when she started talking, and I can't even tell you what her net thesis was from her cancellation. Like it was horrible. It was such a good opportunity. Like I loved the idea.

When we announced it, I was so here for it it like she may have even been queenie that week like what a squandered opportunity because if you're gonna do it do it say yeah I was a bitch fuck you all or say no I wasn't you're all assholes and you're sensitive like say something she didn't even say anything so like what was the point stay in retirement we forgot about you nobody's talking about your cancellation anymore. The windshield wipers. And when I kept hoping that joke about parallel parking, like was going to end. She's like, and then you reverse again.

And then you pull out again. And then you reverse. Weenie, weenie. Like those jokes, there's not going to find someone more sympathetic to like being an insecure driver. Reached. My jaw was on the floor. And how bad. And how bad. I only watched 10 minutes. jokes you're not gonna find someone more sympathetic to like being so true an insecure driver reached my jaw was on the floor and how bad and how bad I only watched 10 minutes and then I I took my

night back and I took my power back me too and Ben was like like begging me to turn it off I'm like well you're coming on the toast tomorrow and so we should have like this is good fodder so it's like homework and like maybe we'll enjoy it and then I was like at 35 minutes I said okay I'm a reasonable woman we can stop like this is pure torture it's like what being waterboarded wow 35 minutes it's big of you what about you who's your weenie my weenie of the week was just kind of like a it was a big week for them as weenies and that's the UN General Assembly like it threatened to ruin my trip to New York however um find out if it did on my vlog that I just dropped on the patreon I vlogged my day in New York and like the 12 hours before 12 like just the whole getting there it was really

fun um so Queenie award for me for that I love a weenie that allows for self-promo right um yeah so the UN like our weenies stay weenies they take up all the space and time in New York for this one like resources weekend in week in September and it's like even if they weren't causing traffic like do your fucking job like save the world and stop being anti-semitic arseholes but you can't and I just will truly never understand like why and I know you guys are sick of hearing me talk about it because unless you live like in New York you don't fucking care but I'm sorry it's like taking over my whole week I will truly never understand like the where was the time and place where this decision was made that the United Nations like HQ would be in New York City like one of the most densely populated like poorly run cities like

put it in a farm like on a field no one will come no security threats like it's so dumb and by the way it's an international organization so it could be in any country not even in America it could be in any participating country like over a hundred countries and you had to choose this city it's so crazy that it's in New York. It's an international organization. So it could be in any country, not even in America. It could be in any participating country, like over 100 countries. And you had to choose this city. It's so crazy. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. Put it in D.C.? I don't know.

No, like, there's a lot. They have traffic in D.C. too. Like, why a city? Right, but like, at least it's all political traffic. Just stay there. That's true. Like, if you live in D.C., you kind of sign up for it up for it put it in idaho yeah no but they didn't sign up the idahoians did not sign up for it okay how about this put it in paris like somewhere else there's a million countries

yeah leave us alone yeah get out get out leave right now i feel like we didn't sing a lot today. I know. No Toast tunes today. Womp, womp, womp. Also womp, womp, womp for this being the last episode today. Like of the week. It's kind of not cool. It's pretty cool. Well, here's what you can do.

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Next week is going to be an even major week at the toast because we have an amazing guest coming on and that'll be up next week. So there's a lot to look forward to

and it's the weekend. So if by the time you're done listening to this episode, it's probably lunchtime. Go have lunch. I'm going to go have lunch. The day's pretty much over once you have lunch. So there's a lot to look forward to and it's the weekend so if by the time you're done listening to this episode it's probably lunch time go have lunch then the day's like pretty the day's pretty much over once you have lunch so yeah there's that take a short friday make it a shorty yeah love ya oh wait no no sorry i fucked it up we're really like the the outro has gotten

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