The Toast - Home Run Turdy: Tuesday, October 24th, 2023

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a great day. I'm joined by my co-host who is stealing my Luke. Or are you stealing my Luke? We're wearing the same Luke combs. Different sweaters but similar enough that I think will look really nice on the YouTube today. Maybe you should mosey on over to see these gorgeous girls.

Let me tell you the funniest thing that happened to me. I've been up since the crack of dawn. Today is the day the movers come pack and load the truck. Tomorrow they deliver everything to the new place. So I've just been up doing a million things. I did start a moving vlog while I said I wouldn't

do a home tour. I will do a moving vlog so you can see like a a lot of people ask for an empty apartment tour of my old place yeah that's fine sure and then you'll see like a sneak peek of the new place just a little bit I like everybody was so everybody was so respectful I'm like wait you don't want? That's all you had to do. I was posting on Instagram about my move and how the movers were there. And so I was like, I was hyping up the moving company that I use, which is Roadway. You use them. And I was like, they're so fab.

Jackie used them to move to Florida. Somebody DMed me. She was like, wait, Jackie lives in Florida? How does she do the toast? We are killing it with our YouTube setup. With our YouTube setup. our youtube setup but maybe they're just a podcast listener and nothing's changed for them right we've got the sure premium microphones we've got the roadcaster we could be anywhere in the world la we should be anywhere in

the world if you could be anywhere in the world la where would you be at this very moment yeah in my new apartment with everything unpacked and all my furniture delivered. Like the journey I have ahead of me is very daunting and overwhelming. So if I could just be at the end of it. You're a few days away from your dream. That's really not bad. Some people are years away. If that. That was me. That was you. I'm just saying dreams in general. Yeah yeah and especially for Californians because they're the elk of dreamers yeah that's so true they could wait a lifetime for a for a dream like this yeah so sure I'm so glad you brought that up yeah California's don't stop dreaming don't stop

dreaming um so that's like just a little bit about me. Crazy moving girl, new apartment. Yeah. She's just crazy for change. That law turd. That law turd is so crazy for change. My book club met last night. I want to hear all about it because you guys read The Measure, which was a Redheads book club book. We read it back in March. I really liked it. I thought it was a great book for a book club. So I know you didn't like it, but how did the book club discussion go? Mixed reviews all around. I would say three out of five didn't like it. Well, we were missing two members. So three out of five liked it. Two out of five didn't. We're usually a group of seven. It did spark interesting conversation. I did listen to the Redheads episode before so I could have like some fire talking points, you know. I was hoping nobody else listened to it because then they would know I was like regurgitating

other people's brilliant ideas. And I don't think anyone did. Thank God. It was a great book club. We ate. I always eat so good at book club. That's why we call ourselves the Bala Busta book club because we get a homemade meal every time.

And last night was no different. We had bolognese. We had steak. We had a roast chicken with rice. He went made three entrees. It was so good. And then my friend Rachel made her famous chocolate chip biscotti cookies. Like I left like with gas.

That's good. But I want to hear more about the book and the discussion. So the general consensus of the book was like none of the characters were interesting. Agreed. We didn't like any of the characters. Agreed. The one we all agreed that we liked best was Ben. I was going to say Ben, yeah.

But even then, like, he wasn't great or compelling. So we didn't like the characters. We did argue over, like, fate versus free will. But the general consensus that we came to was that it really felt like the writer was trying to say something. It felt like she was trying to make an agenda. No, not an agenda. She was trying to make a statement about something. And we literally couldn't figure out what it was, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, to me, and this wasn't for everyone, and certainly not what the writer had intended, because she literally wrote it before kind of the COVID madness. But for me, Dana and Snitch, like it was the book on COVID. It was about the vaccines. It was so analogous. Like I couldn't see it any other way, even though she literally explicitly said,

that's not what this is. I didn't see it that way. I brought that up. Nobody else saw it that way. Nobody saw it that way. Wow. No, a lot of people like thought of COVID, but they didn't think of like the short stringers

and the long stringers as people who got vaccinated and people who didn't we I think maybe it was a statement like on discrimination yeah I think so but I don't feel like it was a very well um like it wasn't clear what her message was from the book I think it was about like discrimination marginalized people the treatment of people okay Okay. Unfairly. That really didn't come through for me. Yeah, I understand that. I just, when I finished the book, I was like, what is the point? Why did it, like, what was the point of this book?

Well, it definitely makes you think. It wasn't entertaining. Okay. I really didn't like it. I'm sorry to hear that. I did like it. I really did. And I think about it all the time, like, since, because I'm just to hear that. I did like it. I really did. I think about it all the time

like since because I'm just like always thinking about the string. Not always thinking about it but so many things bring me back to the string concept. No I haven't thought about it since. We did agree that it was like a good book club book. It sparked you know interesting conversation and we're just really struggling. Like we have not had a book since The Rose Code that everybody liked or even like most people liked we're in a rut and for our next book all everyone in my book club is Jewish and we were thinking of doing a book on Israel just so we can like you know learn but we all agreed like that's a little boring like yeah you could do something that's like adjacent to Israel like you know why there's

a need for Israel sort of thing like about people like emigrating but also you guys probably know a lot more than the average reader because you've like grown up with it yeah so we haven't picked a book for next month but it was a great meeting of the crew um and by the way we've had three babies born in our book club wow sorry two excuse me But the next book club, Margo will most likely miss because she's due any day now. So we're just kind of like, like a really, we're like a traditional book club. Well, we would know it by the name. I do feel like the name sums it up. Kind of gives it away. You're just like childbearing, eating, cooking women. No, no. We literally are in the 50s we should have read even

though everyone in the book club's already read it but as a group we should have read lessons in chemistry because like that book was for us I'm obsessed with lessons in chemistry I haven't watched it yet I got the PR package from HBO and it was really really cute except I wasn't HBO it's on Apple sorry sorry to the PR company yeah it was apple um it came while I was in New York so it didn't really work out but they sent a lasagna bolognese in like this ll bean cooler bag was a kosher no and it was rotten by the time I got home yeah I couldn't have eaten it anyway but it was a cute idea and it was a it's this huge cooler bag it's the coolest bag it says supper at six and they came with like a notebook for your recipes some like um alcohol-free wines it was so cute that is cute I'm just like obsessed with lessons in chemistry and I just don't want to

watch it because like it's something I'll always have to look forward to we talked about it at book club because a lot of people were annoyed that it's being released like one episode at a time so some people had started it some people had not I think everyone in the book club has read the book um but we were talking how we we didn't think it was like an amazing casting for Brie Larson she's never gonna be my go-to you know what I mean but she's a solid citizen like for me it would have been like January Jones you know because that's for me, it would have been like January Jones, you know, because that's. Oh my God, it would have been January Jones. She's someone like you can get really excited about.

Like I personally don't get like so excited about Brie Larson, but she's just like a great solid actress and she'll be very good. Yeah. You just reminded me that when about PR packages, I don't know how to do this in any other way. And I just feel like a lot of the girlies who work for like brands and PR companies listen to the toast. I'm moving. So if you have an address on file for me like don't send stuff there anymore like if you need my new address we'll get it to you but just don't send any more

boxes please I don't know how else to get that message people like post that on their Instagram stories influencers I've seen yeah I just feel like that's not gonna hone hone in for people like I think the toast is really kind of transformative in that way. I think that's great. I hope that all your boxes get where they need to go. Oh, God, me too. Which eventually is in the garbage because you're the sweeper. I am the sweeper.

I swept literally, update from yesterday, with the closet organizers and the decluttering girlies. Ben did an amazing job. We literally, I own half of my earthly possessions now than I did yesterday. I feel so light. And then when the movers came, like there's 1 million boxes

and they like are just getting started. I really, I have so much crap. Yeah, there's a lot of boxes, but that's also because they, you know, pack sparsely and they give space for everything. They make space. Yeah, don't, like sometimes you see so many boxes, but there's not like so much in them. Yeah's true it's okay okay they like to make space and leave space for everyone

they like to make space yeah so that's my moving update vlog is in process and it's very exciting week for me how's everything going with you jack's mother of two back at work full time things are going well being back at work very time? Things are going well. Being back at work, very exciting. Speaking of vlogs, I actually just posted a vlog this weekend that people are kind of loving. It was like my book launch week vlog and it started out like really, really excited. So much excitement. And then just like little by little chipping away at that until, you know, the excitement completely petered out after October 7th. but it was a journey and I do like a really big try on haul of like all these authorial looks a little postpartum conversation about how I'm feeling where I'm at what size jeans I'm

wearing um brave brave yeah just because I don't know I was just like feeling like chatting to you you were feeling brave no I don't even feel like it was brave okay I just feel like it was real real real and there's another vlog on the patreon we both did vlogs actually it's gonna be a vlog heavy month but that's just because there's so many exciting things happening in our lives this month um I had a vlog right before that try gone close for LA which was traumatizing so lots of try-ons lots of girly swirly action on the Patreon. Yeah, the people love the try-ons. It's the worst.

Like for the person filming it, there's no worse experience. For the people watching it, there's no greater experience. So we do it for you. And then we have some other episodes brewing this month I'm really excited about. And that's really exciting. I can't believe October is almost coming to a close. It's zoomed by. Zoomed by in a flash.

I'm looking forward to the end of year because it's the best time of year. I have a new apartment where I could see the snow by Christmas. But it is making me sad. Like my year of yes, wasn't that yesterday? It was yes-ter-day. I'm almost one year into saying yes and then next year what will you say no really no I don't know I have enjoyed by the way saying yes

to life I would recommend it so you'll say yes again next year no I'll have to reevaluate where I'm at at the at New Year's you know's you know I don't want to make any blanket statements resolutions well it's very exciting the holidays are coming up so festive it's the greatest time of year and it's here help me celebrate it

joy to the world and everyone lift up your hand and we'll light there's a favorite that's like an underrated holiday bop like everybody knows kelly clarkson but what about ally and aj honestly they know it it's there it's rated i feel like people give it the props it deserves i mean it's that time of year again where we're non-stop going to be talking about kelly clarkson's album christmas spectacular it's so good i can't wait to like go all in I wonder where Kelly has up her sleeve this year for holiday she always does something remember last year was the the

big NBC special with all those guests Ariana Grande yes and she put out another holiday album I don't know if it's last year or the year before also hopefully she's got some some big plans on her patreon she bet Kelly needs a patreon I would sign up in a second i just like want her to cook for me yeah and she's like she's very homey because she has that you know wayfair furniture line she has you know the kids the christmas song she's kind of like a martha stewart in the children's book right yeah it's time ke's time. Kelly, patreon.com slash Kelly Clarkson. After patreon.com slash the toast. After. After. How are the stories today? They're good. Brittany is taking over the news. I don't think we're talking about her today, but her book did come

out today. So there's just like a million stories, bombshells from the book. I am going to read it. I started the new Sophie Kinsella book, which I'm just like not really loving right now. And I read a really similar book last year. So I'm like kind of regretting having started it. But I love Sophie Kinsella. She's my favorite author. So I'm going to push through. Then I have to read the Redheads book, which first Thursday of November, reading The Dead Romantics.

Read along with us. It's like spooky season. Who picked it? Rebecca. I never heard of it. It's like a new book. It's a comedy like a rom-com but also a bit spooky. Perfect for Halloween and then I will read Brittany's book. So I'm a little backed up. I suggested to the book club that maybe we try a memoir since we're just kind of like striking out with every select and nobody was into the idea that was brutally rebuffed I would read Britney's book for the redheads but I know Dana's the next pick and she's not gonna pick that definitely I wouldn't even want her to because she always pick like leads us into interesting

territory yeah yeah and her end of year book her December pick is always like the best book of the year bang out we had Addie LaRue Midnight Library Horse Midnight Library was one of the worst books what you're crazy I couldn't even finish it it was horrible it was so short oh my god so fucking depressing it was a little depressing but it makes you think I've just had enough with thinking you know I know I feel that way so I'm like I'm gonna read a mindless book and now I'm reading a mindless book and I'm like well this is a waste of my time okay that's so real I literally flip-flop between World War II books and pornography and every time I'm reading pornography I'm like this is such a waste of my intellect and every time I'm reading World War II I'm like my god this is fucking depressing yeah Like I just want to keep it light and bright.

So true. It's so hard to be such an avid reader and an intellect. Yeah. And it's just hard to find like books that like walk the middle line that are like entertaining and also good quality reads. Also, I think the more that I read, like the higher my bar. Of course. I feel like last year I probably had like 10 or 15 five star books this year I might have two but that's also because when you were a new

reader everyone recommended the five star books to you and you read them all first and now you're like going through the fours and the three stars oh my god that's so real like we all read luckiest girl alive crawd, Evelyn Hugo first and everything else just kind of like pales in comparison. It's so true. Yeah. And I'm like, I just want everyone at Goodreads to know like I am onto you.

I am onto you and your fraudulent ways. I think good, I need to look into like who owns Goodreads. Amazon. No, I'm telling you. It's Jeff. A publishing house has to own it. And they're hyping up their books that sting. Like, do you know how many like Goodreads famous books I've read

that are some of the biggest piles of shit I've ever read in my life? Well, that's just like book world. No, I'm telling you. Goodreads is like a industry plant. Oh my gosh. Don't say that. I love Goodreads. And I use it in a, I engage with it in a very genuine and authentic way. I'm telling you Goodreads is like a industry plant oh my gosh don't say that I love Goodreads and I use it in a I engage with it in a very genuine and authentic way I'm on it right by the

way I was literally on it this morning all of their users do like the users aren't the problem I'm telling you like people go to Goodreads with the purest of hearts it's the people at the top that are starting stuff no and Goodreads does have a gap in their product in terms of book recommendations like yes I say I like they are always like recommending like to kill a mockingbird. It's like that's just not what I want to read. And like when you go to like lists like, OK, so I have my favorite genres here. Let's click historical fiction. It is like the oldest list of books from like the last 20 years.

Like, where's the fresh ones? No. And on Amazon, when you go to a movie, one of my favorite things to do is like if I'm in the mood to watch something like Nancy Meyers ish, I'll go to like the last 20 years. Like where's the fresh ones? No and on Amazon when you go to a movie. One of my favorite things to do. Is like if I'm in the mood to watch something like Nancy Meyers-ish. I'll go to like the holiday. And go to customers also watched. And that algorithm is amazing. Every time I look I find what I'm looking for.

Goodreads needs that. For sure. You can find it on Amazon. The thing is Turdy. Not to toot our own horns. But like we actually really um influence that section like when you go to any of the books that we love if you went to like customers also read it's like all the other books that we love I know it's like a circle jerk of the same books because we started

the jerk we did like our influence is just like too vast I'm seriously like not even kidding like if you wanted to read um something similar to Evelyn Hugo or luckiest girl alive would come up yeah like it's all the book well Evelyn Hugo everyone loves but I'm just saying like even some of the random books we like then it's just all the other books that we've recommended no we're too powerful for our own good and it's's like, who recommends to us? That's what I'm saying. Where do I get my recommendations? I get them from the redheads, like community listeners.

I get them from Dana too. She reads a lot and she'll tell me like something that she thinks I would like. I get my recommendations from you. Having said that, I think now that I'm like more of a avid reader and I have my particular likes and interests, I don't think your recommendations serve me anymore. Like I think we have really different styles. Yes, but I feel like I don't recommend that much to you because I think a lot of what I read, like I know you wouldn't like. Right. So I'm kind of out of recommendations for you. Yeah yeah I don't know where to go for recommendations book recommendations are really hard I feel like there are so many

places for tv recommendations but not books because it means someone has to sit and read it and that's why people join are so personal that's also why people like you know do follow Reese's book club or Oprah yeah but it's kind of hit or miss over there but it's also just personal yeah and it's just like sometimes it's not the vibe sorry right for one person but another another person's favorite book can be someone's like literal like zero star piece of shit yeah yeah so yeah you have to follow book clubs even like Emma Roberts has her book club and we've overlapped a lot um and I've read like some of the books that she recommends like perchance but she's a little sometimes not my vibe I can't explain what the vibe is but it's not mine sometimes the vibe is personal that's why you have to create your own book club and

yeah but even I created my own book club and like we're in our flop era yeah that's but anyways that's what I'm saying like that is an app that needs to be made where it's like a better generator for recommendations and like community shared interests no and they're not you know pushing product from publishing houses that they own I will I will look who owns Goodreads because I know you can connect your Amazon I don't think Amazon owns it I'm telling you Penguin Random House like some big publishing company. I'm onto something. Goodreads is an American social cataloging website and a subsidiary of Amazon that allows

individuals to search its database of books. What publishing house does Amazon own? Oh, that's a what publishing house? Guys, I'm telling you, I'm like, I know I'm onto something. They probably own a lot. They have Amazon Publishing. Yeah, and like Kindle Unlimited. Like they have a lot of Kindle exclusive authors.

Does Amazon have a publishing house? No, not. Jackie, they're hiding it. Why the Penguin Random House merger is also about Amazon. I literally told you. The U.S. wants to stop Penguin Random House from buying Simon & Schuster. The elephant in the room is Amazon. This is giving younger.

Totally. Whatever it is, I know it's buried in paperwork and shell companies penguin random house owns goodreads you heard it here first goodreads shut up i hate you um should we dive in yeah i might as well dive in to the fast five stories that you need to know and the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Saks.com. We are always doing our best when it comes to looking fabulous on the podcast. Sometimes our pajama uniforms and sweatshirts, shade, do need a little bit of an upgrade. And that's why we love shopping at Saks.com for everything from podcast looks to GNO outfits and more. So if you're looking to get your summer wardrobe, you know, your capsule wardrobe in check, Saks.com is a

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Thank you, Claude. You're welcome. Our first story, Kim Kardashian is launching skims for men. She dropped the ad campaign yesterday featuring athletes like Brazilian soccer star Neymar da Silva Santos Jr. NBA star Shai Gilgias Alexander of the Oklahoma City Thunder and NFL defensive end Nick Bosa of the San Francisco 49ers bang bang party Lou um I saw this like and I gasped I was obsessed I love Nick Bosa not enough people talk about him he's literally the hottest man alive I didn't know him and I'm like part of bang bang niners

gang I really only know him because of his thighs like have you seen the thighs they were actually talking about his thighs on the broadcast last night you know him from his size before he was in his undies yes where did you see his size like anytime they're on tv jackie they're the biggest things just google nick bosa thighs i'm not gonna you're gonna be shook i'm gonna just google nick bosa and see if his thighs stand out to me okay because it's giving you know tessa bailey novel okay i'm on my way images they're like enormous yeah but like don't all really all football players have like big thighs yes his are i They're like enormous. Yeah. But like don't all really all football players have like big thighs.

Yes. His are, I believe, to be extraordinary. I can't with you. We were talking on the phone yesterday. Is this man single? And if so, is he dating Kim? I mean, I have to imagine if Kim was on set, they definitely went for dinner. Like, I'm sorry. You just can't be around someone that hot yeah oh wait it looks like he had a girlfriend when was this

in 2021 we're safe yeah it's like if they're not engaged by now like they're definitely probably not together I love that Skims launched for men I think that's really really smart um I like that she got creative you know Skims is an international, so I don't know this Brazilian footballer, but I'm sure he's like a huge deal. Well, the name Neymar is a big name in football, but then there was a junior. So I'm wondering if this is like the son of the big Neymar or if this is Neymar himself.

The son of a preacher man. The son of a big Neymar. Literally. I wish she did like a few more people. Yeah. Three isn't enough. We were also saying that who she needed to have in this campaign was David Beckham. Now I'm sure the campaign was shot before Beckham mania.

But Skims is really good about turning around like people who get famous. Remember when they did the two girls from White Lotus like the day they got famous. They're really good about turning shit around. I would have loved. And David is friends with. Kim, and David is friends with Kim, and Victoria is friends with Kim, and she was just at the show sitting next to David. Yeah.

Like theorizing her men's drop, knowing he has a documentary coming out. It was honestly a little bit of a missed opportunity, plus it would bring in an older generation of men. But do you think that him doing a shoot for like another company is like a conflict of interest his wife like she makes clothes for women yeah I guess I guess I guess but he might like you know have already an underwear sponsorship for sure by the way for sure I'm sure she's actually pretty

limited in who wasn't contractually tied to another underwear company like Calvin Klein or even like Nike. Yeah. You probably couldn't do also skims because it's not just undies, it's shirts, it's apparel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's actually a really good point. She kind of had to go with these untethered people. Also, it looks like Neymar is the Neymar.

He's the Neymar. The Neymar. So that's a big deal in the soccer world. I loved this. I also, I did watch the 49ers game last night, and I have some harsh thoughts for one Brock Turdy. Brock Pertlew? Jack, he stunk it up.

Like, he lost the game for everyone. He threw two interceptions. Like, they had that fighting chance at the end. Then he threw this interception. And you know what? They still had a chance. Literally 20 seconds left. They could have made a touchdown if they wanted to.

But you're saying they didn't want to interception rock so here it wasn't even close it wasn't even close it was almost like maybe he needs glasses because the guy he we threw to like wasn't even close to one of his actual teammates maybe he thought that guy was on his team so here's what I think it's different with a quarterback because they really are responsible for how the game plays out but like if one person is responsible for like you winning or losing, like what about the rest of the team? Agreed. When David Beckham, when they didn't win that World Cup because like David was out of the game, it's like, well, what about the rest of the team? Like, where's the accountability for you guys? You can't win a game without this one player.

And we're all going to be mad at the one player who's been apparently winning every game for you. Yeah. Quarterback's a little different, but I do agree with you wholeheartedly. And I will say the San Francisco's 49ers defense was not defending in the way that they needed to. They weren't defense. No. Damn.

So it was just an off night. And I don't think it's right to blame it all on Brock Turteloo, but I hear what you're saying. He wasn't playing beautiful football. Because we, we keep saying for the Super Bowl, like it's going to be either the Chiefs, Eagles, or the 49ers. And they were all 5-1 last week, so they're even. The Eagles as of this week are 6-1.

The Chiefs are 6-1. And now the 49ers are 5-2. Okay, I understand your disappointment, Trudy, but they're allowed to like have one bad game. It's two in a row. And as long as it's not, I was just watching the Kelsey documentary and the Eagles had like a bad couple games

right before they made the Super Bowl too. So it's like, it's going to be okay. Maybe it's good to work these things out now, make the mistakes now. I just, I want more for my friends on the team. I don't know if I've mentioned, like, I'm actually really friendly with a lot of the players. Like we're kind of like lifelong friends, me and Kyle and George. And like, I just, I want more for them. It hurts because you're an empath. It hurts. That's the thing. It's hard to be a football fan when you're

so deeply empathetic. Yeah. To both teams, to players on both teams. No, and I know how hard my friends, Kyle and George, I know how hard they work, you know, year round. And I just, I want, I want them to succeed because that's the type of person I am. Like I lift others up. Who did they play last night? Like some loser-y ass team. Sorry, no offense. Minnesota. Oh yeah. Wait, no, sorry. I got the colors. They're both purple. Vikings. They're actually not a. I got the colors. They're both purple Vikings. They're actually not a loser. Yes. Team. Um, they're fine, but like their record was like two and five. So like they are stinkers and you know, relative to the, to the, to the league.

Yeah. It should have been an easy game. A team that's five and one is playing a team that's one in five. Like where's the logic? Maybe there's greatness on that team. That was another thought I had when I was watching Beckham, when like he went to Real Madrid and every great player in the world is on Real Madrid. And then they start like losing

or they, and they lost their first game. And it's like, well, I want to watch a documentary about that other team. Cause it looks like there's greatness over there. Big week for them. Yeah, like, or no, maybe they're just an incredible team. It was like Mallorca. They just like always beaded them.

And I'm like, maybe I should be watching a documentary about Mallorca. They always beaded them. They always beaded them. I love sports. Like, I can't believe I wasted so much of my life, like not being interested in it. I kind of want to go to the Jets game this Sunday. Because I'm obsessed. And I love the Jets.

Like, that's my team. That is. That's where you've landed? That's where I've landed. Well, I have many teams. teams let's not forget 49ers like but I'm for my home team people are always like Giants Jets it's the Jets yeah I feel that I don't feel um simpatico with the Giants I don't know them me neither I think it was because our dad was a Jets fan yeah our dad was also a Mets fan that's tougher yeah because like when it comes to Mets and Yankees like the Yankees are just fabulous they're like the richest team in

the MLB they're so historic you know they were on Seinfeld George Costanza works for them like they're so New York no and it's like we have two New York teams one is incredibly good and one is incredibly bad why would you electively root for the bad team by the way that's like not the case anymore that was the case when we were growing up but the Mets I feel like it's more so the case than ever the Yankees are always like World Series adjacent even if they don't make it to the series there no Jackie that was literally when we were in middle school that was literally like two years ago no no no the Mets aren't the Mets and World Series haven't been uttered in the same sentence no no but the Mets aren't the Mets and World Series haven't been uttered in the same

no no but the Mets have Pete Alonso and Mike Piazza and Matt Harvey I think no he's down and out I don't think he works anymore oh jealous so Nick Bosa and his undies oh that's what i was saying i just love sports like i need to get more and ben's like now ben is really excited because he comes home and like i'm watching football and ben doesn't love football he's really into basketball he's like the next start next week and i'm just like i kind of don't care basketball doesn't do it for me no basketball it's not as relaxing as football it's kind of fr No, the most frantic is hockey. Like how in the fuck are we supposed to see that puck? It's tiny and it moves so fast.

And also the field is smaller than like a football field and they go faster on their skates. So it's like we're just shuffling up and down the field. It's also very violent. Yeah. It's dangerous. It's dangerous. I like, I don don't mind hockey though i actually like hockey yeah i like it too because you get to wear like a nice chunky sweater if you go to a game yeah where it's like a basketball game like you're rubbing up against people sweating your titties

off yeah something to think about yeah um so skims men check it out for your mans. Looking forward to seeing other models in future drops. Yeah. I thought this was smart and I want more. Agreed. Speaking of sports. I think they need Ben's offer celebrity. If they could get him.

If he's not already contractually obligated to Gildan. Those are the types of underwears he wears. From Amazon. Look, because ben was buying calvin klein underwear and it's literally a pack of three for 33 dollars yeah and i'm like i'm sorry are you the queen of england right why do you need such expensive underwear and he's like because they're so good like the band is really tight and it like holds me in i'm like let me just try and i literally ordered the first one I saw off of Amazon, a pack of like a hundred for $3. He's obsessed. Obsessed. You should get him Skims Men because they're a sponsor. So reach out. Yeah. Okay. I'll try. I'll try. I'll see if he likes it. Yeah. I'm sure they're delicious. Like when Ben was wearing more extensive underwear than me,

I was like, there's a problem here. Agreed. Thank you. Our next story, some more sports news travis kelsey's dad ed is praising very sweet taylor swift for picking up trash in the suite he said she's not a diva so taylor swift just got the seal of approval from ed kelsey her boyfriend's dad and had nothing but praise to um for the singer after meeting her for the first time at the october 12th kansas city chiefs game talking to people magazine on monday he described swift as a very very sweet very charming down-to-earth young after meeting her for the first time at the October 12th Kansas City Chiefs game, talking to People Magazine on Monday. He described Swift as a very, very sweet, very charming, down-to-earth young woman. He also noted that Swift's intelligence comes through right away. He said that he recalled a very special moment

when he realized Swift was a very genuine person rather than a diva. He said, quote, we're sitting in the suite. She gets up and in the front of the room, she gets up to go get a drink or something and she starts picking up empty bottles cans plates that are scattered around because in the suites everybody gets stuff and you empty it down wherever you can and I'm just thinking I don't think she got the diva memo she didn't get the spoiled musician she doesn't know how to pull that off and that to me really said a whole lot there's just something so interesting here that like if one of Taylor's boyfriends in the past had their dad do a people magazine

interview I'd be like what the fuck somebody with the Kelsey's is so precious like they're really just like this down home family they're not thirsty because they get attention very naturally they don't need to be thirsty so I could see a world in which a story like this in another scenario, like would have rubbed me the wrong way, even though he's saying nice things, but something about it is so precious. I think also the anecdote that he's sharing, like if he just spoke to people magazine to like get his name out there and say like, oh, she's nice. It was a fun day. Like, okay. Like get his name out there. Yeah. I would be like, okay, sit down. But he's sharing these behind the scenes tidbits that show Taylor in such a favorable light, but also speak to like future daughter-in-law dynamics.

Like when you meet your in-laws, like, yeah, you better start picking up the garbage around. Like that is- Can I help with the dishes? Yeah, you put the dishes in the sink. You know, you dry off the dishes. Like that's something that you do. And I feel as though him sharing this with

all of us it's something we can all relate to of like yeah you get to work like you're trying to impress the rents get to work yeah no it's so relatable in so many ways and I don't know like the more we learn the more convinced like Heather McDonald said on the show toast like she thinks they're gonna get married and I thought it was so crazy but like honestly yeah I went from not believing that these two had ever met to okay acknowledging that they're like hooking up and it's like a fun fresh fling to fully believing like they're getting married I'm on my way there as well honestly and I said that that would not be the case but I feel like they like each other so much I think their lifestyles really complement each other. Yeah.

And they say like if you have to date an athlete, scheduling wise, it's best to date a footballer because their season's the shortest. Yeah, and they have one game a week. I think the worst is baseball. Yeah. That's what I've heard. They have one game a week, right?

Like Travis is out and about with her up until like Friday. And baseball, they have like seven games in one city. Yeah. Like it's insane. I just learned about that. Yeah, I know. Every baseball game is a series. Yeah, I told you that on the show.

I know. I'm still wrapping my head around it. Yeah, no, it's dumb. So the subway series growing up, I thought it was a World Series between the both New York teams. No, and it happens every year, and it's seven games of the Yankees versus the Mets. Moronic.

Moronic. Like, who's coming up with these ideas? Not us. As if a baseball game isn't long enough. We have to do it seven times just to make sure. Oh, we don't even talk about that. Football games are actually low-key long, too's be real but i like it so i can't talk about baseball without getting this song in my head like root root root for the home team if they don't win it's a shame because it's one two three strikes you're out at the old ball game.

It's a gorgeous song. Like that's the thing about baseball. We can clown on it, but it really is like the most historic, like American. Like they were playing that shit like in the, you know, 1400s. The Great Depression. Yeah. And like all those songs, like you're singing a song that the New Yorkers of yore used to sing. Yeah, it connects me to the people of the past. Right, and also like, you know,

we want a Homer, just a little Homer. H-O-M-E-R, Homer, Homer, Homer. We want a picture, not a belly itcher. P-I-T-C-H-E-R. Picture, picture, picture. How belly it sure p-i-t-c-h-e-r picture picture how does it go because it goes we want to sing just a little single s-i-n-g-l-e single single single let me sing we want to double just a little double t-o-u-p-l-e double. We want a triple, just a little triple. T-R-I-P-L-E triple, triple. And then how does it go?

We want a homer, just a little homer. Maybe the H-O-H-O-M, H-O-M-E-R-U-N. Home run. Let's go. Hit one. By the way, you're right about that. You're right about that. Yeah, then it's a key change. It's crazy.

Remix. Oh, that's why I like that song's a key change it's crazy remix oh that's why i like that song the key change and a remix h-o-h-o-m-h-o-m-e-r-u-n home run turdy hit one then run by the way no other sport has songs like that We need to reevaluate the musical element. Yeah. It counts for something. Oh, I guess football has, oh, Sunday night. Okay.

And you know what basketball has? OGs will remember. What? Do what you're going to do, but I know what basketball has. Friday night Knicks on MSG. Got a front row seat. Do it just to get there. what do what you're gonna do but i know what basketball has friday night nixon msg got a front row seat do it just to get there they also have national anthem fergie's version so true can't be cannot be understated no but no one's got that spirit like baseball does and that's like you're right and that That history. There is something there. Yeah.

That's beautiful. So, Ed Kelsey. What was his name? Taylor picking up the trash in the suite. So sweet. So sweet. She's a pop star and, you know, a sanitation girl. We love. Yeah.

And, you know, trying to impress daughter-in-law of the future. So you know she's taking this seriously. It's so true. Or she just, like, naturally cleans up. Is a sweeper. Yeah. Oh, my God. We have so much in common.

She's a sweeper. She's a sweeper. I sweep. Like, yeah. Okay, let me ask you a question. When you're out at a restaurant and you go to the bathroom and you're washing your hands and they have, like, the garbage holes, you know, like, the counter has a hole in it and it's a trash.

And there's, like, water all over the counter and like people's paper towels do you clean it up no oh i do that's unsanitary yeah i know yikes but i'm like i'm a sweeper like i can't let that you're a sweeper to your core but to your own detriment sweeping is not serving you in this instance does nobody else do that sound off in the comments i feel like that i thought that was like a like a universal thing no that's really like unsanitary because still someone has to like wipe down the counter anyway so you're just like absorbing germs for what to help to sweep it's in her blood it's it's in my blood she can't turn it on and off no i wouldn't even if i could are you ready for our next story yeah r.i.p to this ship tom brady and arena shakes relationship has fizzled there's good there's no drama says a source but the two

are no longer spending time together the pair who were first linked in july have gone their separate ways after their relationship fizzled out more multiple sources tell people tmz was the first to report the news the source said irina was very no she did all this to make him jealous and bradley cooper's seeing someone now oh yeah she like so she overplayed the hand. Mission aborted. Yeah. Yeah. It happens. Yeah. No, you got when you're that beautiful. I totally understand.

Like you have to be careful. You got to get the timing right of like, you know, of the usury of one person. Right. Because you could push the other too far away. And that's exactly what happened. I feel for her. This girl, like she can't catch a break. She cannot get arrested.

Damn, well, Irina was very attracted to Tom. The source says she liked dating him. It excited her. Wow, that's so different of her. It excited her.

She was very attracted. They had fun traveling to see each other. In the end, it kind of just fizzled. I mean, I didn't think this was a great love, but to like the timing of her and Bradley, like now kind of inversely becoming single and one of them seeing someone

like that sucks. Yeah. I just like a hot take. Like I think Bradley Cooper, like, like, like he's like was handsome. The operative word being was like, she should have stuck with Tom Brady.

She should have. I actually just turned on The Hangover the other night. I watched three minutes, but just enough to like remember that that's how we kind of were introduced to Bradley Cooper. Yes. And he's so like his whole vibe and his whole brand has changed so much since that. I have to remember what he looked like in The Hangover. He looked just like a regular like bro no he was like the gorgeous handsome

one like Zach Galifianakis was obsessed with him and he had like long hair right yeah and now he's like just a good looking actor oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that the long hair was was nice Was nice. Yeah. What do you think he was hottest in? I would have to go look at IMDb, but obviously American Sniper. Agreed. I loved that like buzz cut beef patty look on him. Yeah. That was like, that's like my type. Yeah.

Are there people who don't find that attractive? Yeah. I would say up until this point,lor swift didn't find that attractive maybe she did but maybe those guys never were into her so she like kind of survival method like went the artsy route but she was always singing about the football player who didn't like her but she was never dating them because they maybe they didn't want to date like maybe it was out of self-preservation wanted to date maybe it was out of self-preservation. They wanted to date her. Maybe it was out of self-preservation. No, you listen to You Belong With Me. Okay, that was 17 years ago. Right, but those sorts of things,

like they influence who you become. She might have like put a wall up because she felt some sort of rejection from those people. Yeah, I feel that. Maybe Taylor should date Nick Bosa next. Sound off in the comments. Do you not find like big hunky men attractive if you're a head or a woman? Or a gay man.

Yeah. Sound off. Sound off. Are you ready for our next story that I know you're going to find really funny? What number is this? It's four. Three? Oh my God.

No, I'm not ready. So I know you're not ready. I don't amore. And you have to get ready because this is like literally a turdy. Three? Oh my God, no, I'm not ready. So I know you're not ready. I don't amore. And you have to get ready because this is like literally a turdy... Special? A turdy dreamscape. Oh, I can't wait.

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Thank you, Claudia. I can't wait to hear this turdy dreamscape. So I don't know if you've heard this, but Elon Musk said he would pay Wikipedia $1 billion to change its name to Dickipedia after accusing the website of losing its objectivity to the biases of higher ranking editors. So Elon commented, you know how they're always asking for money on Wikipedia, which you've shared, he said. It's one of my least favorite things. He said, have you ever wondered why the Wikimedia Foundation wants so much money?

It certainly isn't needed to operate Wikipedia. You can literally fit a copy of the entire text on your phone. So what's the money for? Inquiring minds want to know you know by the way elon watches the toast i literally fucking said this people around the world for free write up wikipedia pages they literally do all the work i don't know what the hell wikipedia is always asking us for a dollar for when they're literally like uh doing like forced labor right so he said he would give them one billion dollars if they change their name to digapedia and then someone said like wikipedia take the money you could always change it back

after you collect he said one year minimum i mean i'm not a fool lol no i'm dead that's so funny but i also need him to use his platform to get down to the bottom of what they spend their money on and that's very interesting that he said like the code of the website is very simple. So it's not like this crazy elaborate website that requires engineers aplenty. Right. And also then X, you know how they add context to tweets. So they said the Wikimedia Foundation is a charitable nonprofit providing free access to Wikipedia while a text in English only-English-only copy of Wikipedia is about... Wait, wait, wait. You slurred your words.

Start again? The Wikimedia Foundation is a charitable nonprofit providing free access to Wikipedia. We know that. Oh, okay. So they're considered a nonprofit because the website's free? Sure, but we're... The toast is free.

We're just getting to what they use this money for. So it's to provide... I want to... I'm sorry. I want to focus on how can you consider yourself a non-profit because your product is in 2022 wikimedia had 154 million dollars in revenue with 145 million dollars in expenses you said 154 and 155 what is 14145 million worth of expenses going towards? That's the question. No, I'm so glad someone's talking about this.

And who donated $154 million in revenue? By the way, I'm, but is it considered revenue if it's donations? I'm so glad we're finally talking about this. Like, I'm a little, you know, peeved that I wasn't the one to start the national conversation about it because I said it first. However, I'm so glad, like, I've been that I wasn't the one to start the national conversation about it because I said it first. However, I'm so glad, like I've been dying to talk about it for a fucking minute.

There is something weird at Wikipedia and no one's talking about it, but now they are. So now let me ask you, I don't know what their motives are at Wikipedia and what they use all this. So let me ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants

son of a bitch you shot you was wearing? Let me ask you. So I said, I don't know what their motives are what they need the money for but on its face elon offers you one billion dollars to change the name of your business to dickipedia for one year do you do it yes yes one because they're so committed to their non-profit which non-profits like help people like i don't know who the fuck wikipedia is helping we couldn't even use it as a trusted source for our term papers. So like it's really helping no one.

Yes, because then like the Dickopedia like that, you get press and more revenue. Yeah, like if Elon said, I'll give you a billion dollars to change the name of the toast to the dick for a year. Bitch, I do it for a million. Literally, where do we sign up? Yeah, but how do we get one of these offers?

Like, Elon, okay, we will seriously change the name of our podcast to whatever you want. Minimum a billion dollars. I'll do that in a second. How do we get one of these offers? I don't know. I think, I don't know what we'd have to do. Someone send this to Elon, please.

I need a cool bill and the thing is a billion dollars is so much fucking money and when you think about okay this is a company that made 154 dollars in 154 million dollars in revenue Elon's offering them 10x that it's a great deal like how do you turn it down just because of your pride of not being dickopedia right like a true non-profit wouldn't care about the pride. They would care about the profit. Right. That's kind of like what happened with Twitter and the shareholders when he made them

an offer that like they couldn't refuse. They have shareholders like who everyone would accept this deal. He overpaid for Twitter. Right. Even though he changed it to X and made it his own. I'm not into X I will say. Like I'm still calling it Twitter. X has made it his own. I'm not into X, I will say. Like, I'm still calling it Twitter.

X has really grown on me. I was just thinking about it this morning because I was reading something and it was like, so-and-so posted to X. And really, everyone has just adapted X being Twitter. No, they really haven't. Like, media companies, like, for accuracy purposes, they have to say, like, I was watching football and they're like, make sure to follow the NFL on Facebook X like you have to say right and they have like time to prepare colloquially no yeah they're reading from a script right colloquially okay maybe it hasn't taken yet

but I think that it's going to when I when I think about X it is so much more all-encompassing than the name Twitter and that's what he wanted to be I don't disagree with that I just like I I'm not a habit changing girl. We know this. We do know it'll take 30 longer than the average user, but I think we're well on our way. Like at first I didn't really see how this rebrand could happen so naturally,

but I'm seeing it happen and I'm liking what I see. I'm liking that Elon is having the important conversations on the platform that he bought, like Dicapedia. I'm obsessed. And also, did you see that Elon is having the important conversations on the platform that he bought, like, Dickipedia. I'm obsessed. And also, did you see that Elon Musk made superchargers in Israel free? So, like, if anyone in Israel during the war, like, has a Tesla, like, the charging is totally good. I did.

Sorry, that's king shit. Yeah. Now, give us the billion. Next. But the thing is, I think he only, like, does it to things that he has a problem with. I don't know that Elon would have a problem with the toast the toast i mean i don't know how anyone has a problem with us we are such a delight we are two of the funniest girls and i know us like offline when i tell you there aren't two more caring charitable generous kind girls The fact that we have so many haters, like genuinely blows my mind.

We are amazing. Yeah. It's so true. It's just fact. So I don't think Elon's trying to, you know, serve us. Make us an offer we can't refuse. Lucy just wants to support the cause. Which is, come on.

Join Patreon. Elon, become a trade patron. A for-profit. Lucy just wants to support the cause. Which is, come on. Join Patreon. Elon, become a Patreon. We are a for-profit. Elon, don't you want to see what size jeans I'm wearing? I know I do. Are you ready for our fifth and final? That was, that was a tourney. Dreamscape.

That was a tourney dreamscape. Thank you. Have you not heard that yet? The Dickipedia thing that he offered them a bill i think actually they were talking about at a book club last night because i shared my fun fact about the superchargers you so you're just talking about elon we're talking about israel as you do as one does Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I really am. Someone else has a memoir coming out this week who's been completely overshadowed by Britney,

but he's telling his story as well. He? Wait, who? John Stamos. I think. Oh, actually, I didn't know that. I was never going to guess that. John Stamos' addiction struggles, Hollywood romances, and more.

Find out the biggest bombshells from his memoir. So John St wrote his memoir cold if you would called if you cold cold if you would have told me is what it's cold and he's talking he's mentioning it all divorce from rebecca romaine his journey to sobriety his time on full house it seems very um he's a he's lived a big life I think he's actually the perfect person for him I think so too so he talks about his alcohol reliance how it picked up during his time working on Broadway during his ER days I didn't even realize he was on ER he went on that's so uncle Jesse went on an entire press tour while fully drunk he recalls his scary DUI incident that led to his hospitalization and eventually rehab. I forget about a time in the world where Rebecca Romijn and Uncle Jesse were married.

And I love Rebecca Romijn's marriage currently with Jerry O'Connell. Like, I think they're the real deal. When he was on our show, he was talking about how difficult it is to have your wife be married to someone who looks like John Stamos. And I forget about that time because I don't think I was like a conscious, you know, purveyor of pop culture. But like the most good looking couple on the planet. Obsessed. He also talks about the heartbreaking moment he learned of Bob Saget's death.

Oh, yeah. And a bunch of. He has a lot of big things. He has a lot of big things. Yeah. So he's mentioning it all in his new memoir. Like I really feel bad for him because like the timing of his memoir release couldn't be worse like Jada Pinkett's was last week Britney's is this week he really should have waited one more week yeah but I'm sure it'll still do well yeah the full house like fans are

loyal and the John Stamos fans like he's really acquired a lot of fans over the years. Yeah. And he's also weirdly like a very digital person now. He's always used to be in like the Vlog Squad videos. He's good friends with Josh Peck. He does a lot of podcasts. He's very like social in terms of social media. He was in the Vlog Squad videos.

Yeah. He used to like show up. A couple like big celebrities used to be in the Vlog Squad videos. Like Howie Mandel was randomly in them all the time and I think it was because Josh Peck was in the vlog squad Josh Peck did a tv show with John Stamos called Grandfathered and I think that's how like John met the crew got it okay yeah that was a crazy time and what's the vlog squad doing now so they've all kind of broken off in their own paths so zane and heath and mariah and matt have their own podcast then carly erin matt and mike have another podcast um david he has views his

podcast i think right with jason right and then uh what's his name je Jeff with the eye and the crane. Yes, that's what ended the whole vlog squad is that like David was making everybody do these crazy stunts on a crane in this lake. And Jeff literally almost went blind from it. I thought what ended the vlog squad was the allegations against David. That too. Yes, yes, I forgot about that.

Whatever, Jeff is like a very outspoken anti-vlog squad type of person. I do believe the rest of them are still friends. And they all do different projects and they're like friendly with each other. They go to each other's weddings. Like Matt just got married. So a bunch of people were there. But I do think there's like even beyond David and like the bigger people, there's like infighting.

I remember reading there was like a fight between like a bunch of people. I don't know. The fact that that disintegrated so quickly was so insane. Yeah. I don't even remember a time, but like I was obsessed with those videos. Yeah, you were. Obsessed. Well, John Stamos' memoir is out now.

Britney's memoir is out. The Canberra and the Counselor is out, even though you literally can't get it anywhere. Turdy's memoir is out. It's been out for a while, but still, you can get it. You can still read the story of the turd. What should my next book be called, now that I have this nickname? Well, is your next book going to be like memoir part two?

I feel like my next book, I think I would do like a collection of short stories. But once I have more stories to tell, like I need to have a child, you know? Yeah, yeah. I love reading short stories about parenthood. They just crack me up. Yeah, I think that's what my next book would be so like come up with a cute name for me okay we have time no speaking of speaking of no we have time yeah yeah so that's our show I have 13 text messages. I just know shit's going awry like at home.

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