The Toast - Homesteading Trad Wife: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Chosen Happy Tuesday that feels like a Monday, that feels also like a Thursday. How is everyone doing? It is blizzarding here in New York. It's just like so not the vibe, you know? It's so the vibe, Turdy. Like, fuck off. Oh, we're on totally different wavelengths because we're expecting a cold front this week and it's just not coming fast enough for ya, girl.

Well, that I understand because you decided to live in Florida for some reason and it's like so hot and miserable so of course you would be looking forward to a cold front okay so if you're not looking for Mexican climate Floridian climate nor New York climate right now what are you looking for turd no no it's a good question it's a good question I am looking for 65 and sunny I am always looking for 65 and sunny yeah I think like San Diego is always 65 and sunny not Ben's offer being in San Diego right now of course classic Ben you want to hear the craziest thing I mean you know it already because I told you but Ben and I were in Mexico together and we flew home separately I flew home to New York he flew home he flew to San Diego and we both have the same suitcase it's a black away carry-on and when we got out of the car we

were like by the way make sure we have each other's correct bags before we get on the plane because we're going on separate planes and my plane is literally taking off and Ben calls me and he's like I have your bag I thought you checked what did the check entail that could be wrong we didn't check oh but you said make sure you have your right yeah we were like later before we like you know officially part ways let's make sure yeah we didn't for me like I don't really care because I'm going home I have everything I need at home you know Ben is going on a week-long work trip speaking at a conference this morning with literally a suitcase full of bathing suits and cover-ups and, like, sparkly dresses.

Well, he could sell your wares and buy some things for himself. So he hit up a Nordstrom rack last night. Beautiful. He said he got some great things. I'm sure he did. I'm sure he loved the opportunity to do a last-minute shop. But, like, when I tell you, Ben just doesn't panic, really, ever. He's stressed.

And I was honestly like, you're being a little dramatic. Like you're not going to a third world country. Like you're going to California, go to a mall. You're a boy. You're not going to a gala. Like you're just being at a conference. Buy a button down and some jeans. Like, please.

And he was really being like, ask the flight attendant if they could turn. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Ask the flight attendant if they can turn. He was being like so nuts. And I was like was like listen I know it's not ideal but like you need to get a grip now if it had been me totally different like makeup glam like so different for girls for a boy I really want it to be like grow up yeah still you're headed towards civilization you can replace some things but it's not about like will I be able to access a dress it's like it's the dress.

No, he's like podcasting. Like, what do you wear on a podcast? Like literally a t-shirt, please, please. Yeah. If you were going to LA for like a week of podcasting and you lost your things, it would be extremely inconvenient, but like you would survive. No, I would spend one hour at the Beverly center and I would be completely fine. A Bloomingdale's, a Macy's, like please.

Yeah. Ben will be fine. And he loves to shop loves now I want to preface that I'm not sick and I'm not crying either but you are horse and do you jewel no wow so what's the point of not jeweling if you're still gonna get a horse voice I just spent like the whole weekend screaming and not getting a lot of sleep you know yeah hold on i'm like really not okay are you sticky shoes have you given it a spin honestly i'm a little far gone sticky shoes like i just sound bad we'll we'll take a listen okay my sticky sticky shoes that's pretty good it's giving like louis armstrong

right it is giving louis armstrong oh my god i'm deceased and a half and i know everyone's like claudia you were on vacation in mexico how do you come back more tired this was not an ordinary trip like it wasn't relaxing in the slightest i'm, candy coated, my life's imploding now. I'm good and broken. Oh, okay. I was like, what are you overloaded with? But yes, I understand. I'm good and broken.

I understand you're good and broken. Well, that's good. It looks like you had a jolly good time. I had a blast. Like, seriously, just- This is the price that you pay. Yeah. I'm sorry to say, like, we don't feel sorry. No sorry no I'm not looking for some I am not looking for sympathy I just okay cool I cannot

stress that enough like no I'm not looking for sympathy I'm just deeply unwell tell us about your trip it was amazing my friend Crystal throws every year like a major birthday party for herself but it's really like not for her it's for everyone because like I feel like we all have more fun than her because we're just like enjoying and she's planning for everyone right and this year was no different this is like my fifth year going she's such a fucking legend and she just like went all out it was like four days just party party party and like so many of her friends from LA who are my friends from LA like I got to see and I never get to see them got to meet new people I met Tinks like I met Tinks and let me tell you we know tell us everything I'm obsessed like you have a new best friend no it's my I don't even think I could yeah you're you're out you out Tinks in for 2024

2024 out Tinks Tinks is in but like I wouldn't say we're best friends because like I'm obsessed with her like she probably thinks I'm a freak you're best friends Because like I'm obsessed with her Like She probably thinks I'm a freak you know You don't think She's going on her podcast today Talking about you Honestly

She might Yeah It just depends you know What she likes to talk about Right right right I actually feel like Her personal life Yeah I actually feel like

On her podcast Like she helps other people With like their problems It's more like advice Than like here's what I did Hey look at me You know You could write into our podcast if you need some friendly advice hey I met this girl no I just had the best time like the weather was perfect I really worked

so hard on my outfits because crystal themes every night so the themes were like disco playboy club and like white party so you have to and everybody really does the most you don't want to be someone who's like just wearing something from Amazon You know you have to like really work hard I spent like two weeks on my outfits I feel like I really crushed it In every sense And I just had so much fun I'm like so upset that it's over And I don't know what to do

Like I'll never be the same Well don't cry because it's over Smile because it happened So true And look back on the memories In the words of Fall and look back on the memories in the words of fallout boy thanks for the memories thanks crystal and tinks yeah literally no i had so much fun worth like what i'm experiencing right now you know yeah and i that's it like that's it. Like, that's it. Great.

Well, we're happy to have you back. How was your long weekend? It was lovely. It was really a nice weekend spent with family and friends. Quite different from yours. No. I was with family and friends too. Tinks is like family to me.

No, but it was really nice. It was nice to be all from the show miss the show missed your girl and a lot happened a lot did happen so we will get into it in the stories i finished the crown don't spoil it was really don't spoil it it was really a highlight of my weekend i have to say i texted you because i just thoroughly enjoyed this season and we have a royal story so I'll put some of my thoughts in there and then when you finish we can do a whole thing because it was just a delight so we have a royal story do we also have a Kristen Juszczyk story of course the name on everybody's lips this weekend was Kristen Juszczyk the name on everybody's lips this weekend was Kristen Juszczyk Juszczyk she's in the running for queenie of the week

by the way we totally forgot to do weenie of the week last week i know we have to like set a reminder because it's just maybe it'll be bi-weekly it's like not in our dna yet like dear toasters like i wake up on wednesday and i know yeah this is so new like of course we forgot the second time we were supposed to do it like we'll get our sea legs soon yeah she is in the running for queenie of the. I have to like also start keeping it top of mind for me, like when we're talking about people or just when I'm experiencing things. Yeah, also with award show right now, like it's ripe with fodder for weenie and queenie.

My Queenie of the Week is probably Tinks. Your Queenie of the Year. Queenie of my life. That's so crazy. I feel like that's, what's it like? It's like Suite Life on Deck of Hannah Montana. Yes yes yes. That's that's so Suite Life. That's so Suite Life of Hannah Montana. It's um that's what it is. It's the crossover of a generation. I just feel like she's like West Coast tourney. Like we're two girls with nicknames. We're like millennial icons. Like

I really feel I really feel that way. Do you find that you guys are really similar or you are like magnets and you're attracted because of your differences? I actually don't think we're similar at all. Except that like we both share this sort of love and obsession for gossip, you know? Yeah.

But that's like a universal thing. I actually think we're very different. Yeah, but on a personality level. On a personality level, actually, no. I feel like we're very different. Yeah, but on a personality level. On a personality level, actually, no. I feel like we're really like twin flames. But in a similar way or in an attracted way? I don't know. Like, these questions are too deep.

Like, we just got along, you know? No, but I'm asking, like, was she boisterous like Turdy? Or did she balance Turdy? Was she boisterous like Turdy? I don't know. I'm, like, forgetting. I'm, like, blacking out because it was, like, too much. No, she's boisterous. She's boisterous. But she's I don't know. I'm like forgetting. I'm like blacking out because it was like too much. No, she's boisterous.

She's boisterous. But she's different because like we're both funny. But I'm like absurdly funny and like a little wild funny. And she's like very smart funny. Actually, she kind of reminds me of you, which is perhaps why we got along so well. I knew there was a compliment in there for me somewhere. Yeah, she's like witty. You know, she went to like grad school.

Yeah. What did she study? Fashion, right? Journalism. way yeah she's like witty like you know she went to like grad school yeah what did she study fashion right journal journalism awesome yeah like real like and she went to stanford like smart smart and she's like decided to use her talents like for humor you like your friends smart yeah i do you surround yourself with smart people. Do I? I feel like, yeah. I feel like your high school friends are smart. Yeah, they are.

They are. Maybe I'm just like a smart person who lifts up other smart people. You are what you attract. What's the saying? I don't chase. I attract. What is mine will find me. That like doesn't really work here.

Also, in the crown, the queen kind of like told William like a line that came right out of tiktok say it like that sometimes happens i'll be watching a show i'm like they didn't talk like that but she said did she say william you are giving main character energy she might as well she said william what's meant for you won't pass you by okay that's like not that tiktoky but when she said it it made sense like it was only after that i'm like oh that's like what they say um what's meant for me will find me yeah it does sound like that classic chant yeah the manifestation yeah what's meant for me will find me but of course the queen made it just exceptional on a totally separate note on my flight home yesterday I unfollowed almost a hundred people poor K I just like was getting a little out of control like a little willy-nilly with like my follows you know and I felt like my feed was filled with

people I didn't want to fucking see yeah and it just got me thinking because before I would unfollow someone especially if they like followed me back I would be like oh this is like gonna start a problem they're gonna think I'm like mad at them or I don't like them and that's just not the case you know like not everyone's content is going to serve you at all different times of your life you know who were the kinds of people that you unfollowed influencers celebrities or friends former like you know old high school people no no no I didn't follow I didn't really can't those people who you follow like you're locked in for life I didn't unfollow anyone from like high school or college like it was influencers celebs content creators like people with platforms dropping names and so like some of them I followed

because they followed me and I was like oh that's cool and that's like what we call mutuals you know but then I was just like this content doesn't serve me and so I posted this thing on my Instagram being like why can't we start like unfollowing people and not have it mean something like I don't hate you it's just like your content's not for me and you wouldn't want to hit them with the mute so then everyone was like I totally agree with this but then that's why the mute button but then I'm like okay we're really gonna like be like so phony and keep up appearances because you don't want it because you just don't want to follow someone we're gonna tiptoe around people's feelings like maybe like like I don't know I just don't agree to follow someone. And we're going to tiptoe around people's feelings. Like maybe like, like, I don't know.

I just don't agree like with, with babying everyone. And what's the kind of content that no longer serves you? Did you notice a theme? Is it people who are like, what are they doing? That's an amazing question. Well, I just think like I followed a lot of people who were like at the time when I followed them, like really relevant in the culture.

Like they were on a Netflix show and then you became obsessed, so you followed. And now it's like, I don't care what they're up to. Exactly. Understood. You want to name names or nah?

No. But like, if you notice that I unfollowed you, you're one of the hundred, like just know, like I still have love in my heart for you. It's really like, it's not that deep.

I think we really need to like desensitize ourselves to being unfollowed. And then somebody messaged me and she like agreed with me. She was like, no, Turdy, I totally feel this. Like I literally unfollowed you last year because like your content didn't serve me anymore. And then I became a toaster. So I refollowed you and like now I'm loving it. I was like, okay, wait.

This can't happen to me. Wait a damn minute. But no, like she's right. Yeah. That hurts though. It hurts when it's like comes back. She threw that shit back in's right. Yeah. That hurts though. It hurts when it's like, she comes back. She threw that shit back in my face.

Yeah. But she's not wrong. Yeah. But if you're going to do it, you have to be able to accept it as well. So my heart goes out to the hundred. The hundred fallen follows. And like maybe our,

like we will be reunited. We salute you. thank you for your service not everything is meant to last forever you know yeah so what like who else vibes no and then I just like then I was like looking at people who like followed 3,000 people just like I was checking I'm like oh does this person still follow me because if they do like maybe I won't yeah and I'm like wow you follow 4,000 people like you have no scruples like you have no standards like that's so many people no point where you worried about your number or like your ratio which like ratio is not a thing when you have three million followers no no no but like I don't I was like I think I was at like 650

and what are you at now like 550 so I just because you unfollowed right i just feel like 650 is like a lot of people to be following and i need to look at mine now oh and by the way instagram has this new thing jackie jackie jackie look at me go to who you're following and they tell you who you least interact with yes ansel elgort was my number one least interacted i didn't even know that i followed him oh my least interacted Elsa Hosk see like that's weird that you follow her now she has good style and pleasant content I feel like I see it all the time how is she my least interacted with I like that they like let me know who I don't see I've seen this a lot but it's like there's a reason I don't interact with them but I don't

mind following them well I found that little tab extremely helpful in the you know the hundred yeah I follow what did I say 650 649 I'm okay with that but I want to continue to be like fast and loose with my follows so I had to make some room you know yeah so you do care about the number just a little bit not so much like Margo is obsessed with 500 if she meets someone new and wants to follow them she will go find someone else to unfollow to go to 499 and then go to 500 to follow that new person like that's sick she's cut throat like i feel like that's nuts you know like i don't want to limit the amount of love i can receive you know but i

got a little out of control okay well i don't think there should really be a limit. I mean, I guess if you're following in the thousands, it's like, do we mean nothing to you? Right. But I feel like up until a thousand, there's room. What are your thoughts on unfollowing people who have passed away? You just have to like rip it off like a bandaid.

Well, I think like if it's someone if it's someone you know like I feel like it's impossible to do but when it's a celebrity like you just kind of have to like look away and unfollow and then move on yeah like I did not unfollow Virgil Abloh but mostly because he before he passed followed me so does the estate of Virgil Abloh use his account no it's like it's not active it's done yeah got it because sometimes the estate of Virgil Abloh use his account no it's like it's not active it's done yeah got it because sometimes the estate then is like the right no no for a while like Melissa Rivers was um updating Joan's Instagram yeah I think that you can unfollow obviously it's not like the minute they die rip unfollow yeah but as you comb through your followers oh this person is past and so will i i'm just gonna

do like a quick unfollow painful yeah it's a weird thing yeah it is but so it's more personal than comedy it is well i just wanted to put that out there if you're part of the 100 i love you still like maybe they'll start a support group. Or like a hate page for me. Well, they could just join one. Yeah, it's so true. You don't need to build it. It's already there. If you build it, they will come.

So we've got a great show. I'm like lit for the stories. Yeah, we could get into the stories. It's time because we're recording late today and we've got to get the people the episode. Oh, yeah, I wanted to apologize. So we can't really dilly-dally. Today's episode is out far later than our usual time like your girl needed to sleep. Yeah. So without further ado here are the fast five stories that you need to

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designed a custom coat for Taylor Swift to wear to the freezing cold Kansas City Chiefs game. And Taylor, it was one of her best looks ever. Everyone was like, who made that coat? And Kyle Juszczyk was going to let you know that it was his wife if you didn't already follow her. But now I think around 500,000. So let me tell you how

this weekend like so many people discovered oh Kyle Juszczyk has a wife who's really really talented and beautiful and like has a great Instagram and they all started following her if you're a toaster you already knew that like you were kind of ahead of the game we talk about Kristen Juszczyk all the time she is a toaster uh she's the best and she's always like posting really cute real she like goes vintage shopping finds like old because her husband plays on the 49ers these old like jackets and jerseys and she totally reworks them into like a pair of boots like it's insane what she does yeah like every Sunday when she goes to her husband's game she wears like a fit that she designed herself made from like reworked vintage jerseys or just

regular jerseys like always something so sickening and then in the last few weeks she's been making for other people too Simone Biles wore one of her best right when Simone Biles wore and like ordered from her like it was such a big deal and Brittany Mahomes had worn something by her and then this weekend both tailored and Brittany wore coats with their husband's jerseys designed by Kristen. And because it was like the coldest game ever, it was like negative 30 degrees. So all eyes were on the jackets. Like what is Taylor going to wear? And she just wore one of her best outfits, period, to the games.

And everyone was like, who's that girl? It's Kristen. And I'm just obsessed with like monitoring how it's impacting Kristen Juszczyk. Before this saga, she had 113,000 followers. As of this very moment, she has 520,000. Like that's insane. Wow. That's amazing.

Also, they're going doubly viral because her husband Kyle is commenting on every post about Taylor's jacket being like made by the great Kristen Juszczyk. That's my girl. He was not going to let any Taylor Swift fan account, any major media's news account. He was not going to let them talk about Taylor Swift's outfit without giving credit to his wife. And we stan.

We stan. Yeah. So now he's going viral for being just like a supportive king. And it's a beautiful, beautiful story. And I really hope that it leads to like Kristen Juszczyk should be designing, like, women's apparel for NFL.com. Right.

So a lot of people are, like, wanting to place orders. But she doesn't, like, own a company. It's really virtually impossible to sell sportswear, like, with NFL logos on it because of the licensing. They do not let anyone, anyone do that. She just makes stuff for herself. And for her friends. So it's not like a business.

But everyone's like. Please like start a business. She literally can't. Right. But they should hire her. If they're smart. So the NFL should really hire her. As like a creative director of their merch.

Because like. I feel like the website. For women. It's disgusting. Are you trying to buy a women's t-shirt? Disgusting. Just the shape of it. I wonder if they've reached out.

Like at all. I should ask her. But there's let's manifest it yeah like she needs a gig like there is work for her to be there's work to be done like the NFL merch is horrible especially for women yeah and now that we're all obsessed with football like we'd like a little something no it's true somebody really should like jump on this like fanatics that company like they sell merch too like somebody needs to jump on and like bring her on as like a designer yeah 100 also tailored lautner was wearing her jacket the next night to the detroit lions game it was larvers debt it was larvers debt and we need to talk about football because a lot is going on first is that the Eagles lost last night yeah well we have an Eagle story so save your thoughts on the Eagles second is that the Cowboys lost so momentously it was a depressing evening in my house who did they lose to the

Packers oh right now the Niners are playing the Packers yeah it was really sad and I just I kept asking Zach all these hypothetical questions and like he was literally like go away shut up bitch but no he didn't say that he was just like he wasn't I didn't think he actually said it he wasn't verbally abusive he was just like well that's good that is good thank you that's good I was like would you rather lose by so much you sound annoying like you do you said would you rather would you rather lose by so much. God, you sound annoying. Like, you do. Would you rather? Would you rather lose by so much, like there was no chance of winning?

It's a good question. Oh. Oh, okay, thanks. Or, like, win, it's the tightest game, and, like, they pull out a touchdown, and you were so close to winning. Like, I feel like that's more frustrating.

It's worse. I would rather lose by, like, 50. Yeah, where there was, like, no other parallel universe where we win yeah no I agree with you that's a good question but still it was really it was also sad because I felt like we were saying how the Cowboys like weren't a good enough team to be in the playoffs and like that proved that like they could not hold their own so what you're saying is like we are analysts oh for sure well we're analyzing whether it's good or bad we are analyzing I do

feel like it's really important and a lot of people like especially from the debt area are really mad at us because we talk so much about football like who we think and we've really I don't even think we've uttered the words Detroit Lions on this show and they're amazing like they really are but like in my mind and especially in, how the NFL and the teams, like, relate to the culture, I, honestly, the Detroit Lions, like, might as well be invisible. Like, there's— I don't give the Detroit Lions a first thought, let alone a second thought. I could go years without ever thinking about the Detroit Lions.

No, and honestly, if I didn't follow Taylor and Taylor Lautner on Instagram, like, I might not even know that Detroit had a team. Like, that's how irrelevant they really are but one thing that is in their column that I now know is that they're a team with a vowel in the middle of their acronym you love thus making them the debt so I just really want to quickly look something up because I think I really truly stand by the fact especially now that the Eagles lost because in order to make the Super Bowl the 49ers would have had to have beaten the Eagles and they lost to them last year so I really I do firmly believe that the Niners are going to be playing the Ravens in the Super Bowl like that's what I think I think

that's a really good guess and then maybe debt will be in the semi-finals so that's what I was I wanted to know like how the debt team like plays into this like what division they're in and stuff they'll be their own conference champions, but who do they have to go up against? The 49ers or the Ravens? Wait, what was the question? It's a hard question. Take your time.

Detroit. Which conference? What's their name? Lions? Yeah. The Lions are in NFC North. Okay, and then search what the 49ers are in NFC North. Okay. And then search what the 49ers are in.

And God forbid, it was just like East versus West. No, and there's eight divisions. God forbid we could look at a map of America. Okay. NFC West. No,

wait, sorry. Okay. Lions are NFC North. Niners are NFC West. Okay. So they'll have to play each other for the NFC championship yeah I guess that makes sense to me and if that's wrong then it just doesn't make sense

because AFC and I was saying this yesterday to my close personal friend Kristen Juszczyk um because we were just talking about like how amazing like what's happening and I said like good things happen to people in waves like you have like a really good year you know and I just feel like between the Taylor Swift effect and the 49ers like just being so good I really feel like the 49ers could like I feel I feel like this it's their time I really do the juju is strong and like for Olivia and Christian getting engaged and they're getting married soon like there's just so many simchas for the 49ers no I really truly honestly believe it's their time and Nick Bosa being in a skims campaign when it rains it pours

huge huge thighs I think it's their time too I do I really really do and that's not just because obviously like we're close personal friends with so many of the you know players it has nothing to do with that like I really just believe it's kind of the official podcast of the 49ers for sure when I was in Mexico this weekend on Sunday like during the day they set up like a big tv so everybody could watch the games and you know I was like chatting football with some folks and I was like oh who's your team and they were like who's your team and I said the 49ers and they were like oh are you from the bay area I'm like no they're like so why the 49ers and like I just I just I had to say like I'm the are you from the Bay Area? I'm like, no. They're like, so why the 49ers? I'm like, I just, I just, I had to say like,

I'm the official podcast of the 49ers. That's why. Yeah, it's the most toasters per density. Per capita. Per capita in the locker room. Exactly. And that, and I feel like debt has the least, honestly. Debt has the least, exactly. Debt has the least.

Exactly. They're in debt. To us. Sorry to all our Lions fans. Yeah, it's not your time. But you know what? It might be. What we used to say wasn't 49ers time.

And look at us singing a different tune. Exactly. We have a pretty good gauge on these types of things. Yeah. And the Kansas City Chiefs won their game. Yeah. Who'd they play? Bills. No. No, Bills. They're playing the Bills next. That's going to be a hard game, by the way. Like, I think the Chiefs and the Bills, it's anyone's game.

Especially because I think the Chiefs, oh, the Chiefs played the Dolphins, which was impossible. It's negative 30 degrees. The Dolphins play in the heat. The Chiefs are used to the cold. I also saw a reel about Dolphins Stadium. The way that it was built is that the sun shines on the opposing team's side. The entire game, they have sun in their eyes, and they're hotter than the other side where it's shady. Okay, that's giving like cheater. It's giving home court advantage. Wait, that's like really low-key crazy, because it kind of reminds me of when the Patriots

were deflating those balls. Like a like a very small detail but it is considered cheating okay no but like it's not they well i guess like how can you they're playing i don't know if i believe that because games are at one four or eight like the sun is at a different spot well that's that's a lie one and four but it's still coming in at an angle or it's overhead no i'm just telling you what i saw in a reel okay the real and then they don't play the second half of the year where the sun's like on the other side i'm not buying it i'm not buying it let me google it dolphin stadium sun cheat dolphin stadium sun sabotage by the way title love say that again Dolphins Stadium Sun Sabotage. By the way, title.

Love. Say that again? It's 30 degrees hotter on the other side. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Wow. So that to me is such an extreme.

I feel like if the Chiefs and the Finns had played in Florida, the Dolphins would have won. I'm sorry. The Chiefs and the who? The Finns, that's what we call them down here. And you know what we say? Finns up. Okay, Alex Earl. Okay, Ace Ventura.

Literally, it's giving Dan Marino and the Dolphin. Yeah, but those are two teams that play in extreme weather. And that's a real home court advantage. So that's why the Chiefs versus Bills will be interesting because they're both cold weather players. You're so right. And they're doing it in Buffalo. And there's a real home court advantage. So that's why the Chiefs versus Bills will be interesting because they're both cold weather players. You're so right. And they're doing it in Buffalo. And there's a blizzard here.

Interesting. Also, it's kind of like celebrity spouse versus celebrity spouse because let's not forget, Josh Allen is dating the beautiful Hailee Steinfeld. And they're like really low-key serious. And I'm obsessed. Yeah, and it's like, is Taylor going to watch with her former friend Hailee?

Oh, by the way totally forgot about like the history between those two. Oh my god do you know what Tinks told me? What? And like it was a fact about Taylor Swift that like I didn't know. Okay. There was like a very brief period like maybe a week back in the day where Taylor Swift dated Evan Spiegel. Did you know that? No. Is that crazy? That's a fun fact. Yeah, Tinks was full of them. Oh, I'm sure.

Tinks this, Tinks that. What about me? I feel like all we talk about is Tinks these days. Anyways, Tinks and Kristen Juszczyk. Sounds about right. Okay, like circling back, so happy for Kristen Juszczyk. Sounds about right. Okay, like circling back, so happy for Kristen Juszczyk. Seriously. Seriously.

And the cream always rises, you guys. It's so true. Are you ready for our next story? More football news. Yes. Jason Kelsey tells his teammates that he's retiring from the NFL after 13 seasons with the Eagles. So the Eagles lost last night,

and Jason announced to his teammates in the locker room that he will be retiring. So obviously it's not a great way to go out, losing in the first round of the playoffs, especially when you made it to the Super Bowl last year. And I'm sure part of him last year was like, if I win the Super Bowl, I will retire. If I don't, I'll try one more time. Now, do you think it's better to have gone out

at the end of a season where you lose in the Super Bowl or to go out at the end of a season where you lose in the first round of the playoffs it would have been a nicer story if it was last season it was like him versus brother even though he lost I don't think of it as a loss because like there's nothing more of a win than playing in the Super Bowl against your brother and like it was all about his family but I feel feel like athletes and just, you know, people in general just have a hard time like going out on top because they think there's more to climb. No, and the timing is really, really hard. And I just Googled it because I wanted to make sure like if he's ever won a Super Bowl

and he has. He won once in 2018. Yeah, remember. Oh, you didn't watch their documentary yet. And he gave that big speech about hungry dogs. Oh, no, I actually really do need to watch that stupid ass documentary like. You don't. Let me say it's probably way easier to like consider retiring um when you have such a huge career outside of football like between the podcast and like him just being like really a celebrity both in Philly but everywhere too it's probably a lot easier to reconcile like the loss of income with the the idea that you actually probably are now open to

way more opportunities I'm sure he would not have a hard time getting like a big broadcasting contract oh yeah people love him for him I don't think it's about the revenue he like if you watch the documentary which I don't think you need to do like he's really normal yeah not about that I'm sure he has more money than he'll ever need and the podcast is really he's got a career and it is nice to not like worry what your next job is going to be but he also has like a lot of investments in the um yeah he does a lot of different things he stays busy and then of course his music career yeah I'm sure he'll continue to do stuff like that and he really is a celebrity I mean he's a celebrity period but he's like the mayor yeah he's like a real like a leader in his community

he is and he takes that seriously so there's a lot waiting for him but I'm sure it's hard you know when you're an athlete like it's not just you played in the NFL like your entire life it's so true your entire life waking up workouts ice bath cold plunge yeah but then it's like the first time that for a lot of them that they get to spend like a serious amount of time with their kids yeah but then you watch Tyson Fury's documentary and you gotta get back out there it's too much time with your kids it's that's true yeah I think it's hard for people who are like going going going going to stop or slow down even and it really it wasn't a great year for the eagles i feel like they started out really on top and just slowly slowly like they couldn't get their

act together they kind of were just this discombobulated mess yeah but maybe he'll come back like tom brady style no he's like a like jason gillis is really serious but when he says something he means it yeah and this is not a decision he takes lightly, I'm sure. Yeah, I don't think he's coming back. No, but that's what happens. It's really hard to slow down, and then they're like, well, maybe I should just play more. It's also weird, like, because the Kelsey family are from Ohio.

Like, that's their home. But he spent 13 years in Philly. Like, do you stay in Philly? I saw something, but nothing reputable, nor that I clicked. it might have just been like a Facebook you know one of those like fake headlines to get you to click about how he's moving out of Philly it's fake yeah like how would we know that and where does Donna live I feel like she lives in Philly too but also his wife is a Philly girl I think they'll stay and like the kids have lived there for 13 years. Well, not 13, but you know what I mean?

Like they're in school and stuff. Yeah, I think that they will stay there even though the family should be together. I feel like he's kind of going to become to the Eagles with Tony Romo is to the Cowboys, you know? Yes, an elder statesman. An elder statesman. And he is the official broadcaster for a certain network

when the Cowboys play. Oh, that's why I'm, to me, Tony Romo's always the broadcasting. No, because you only watch the Cowboys game in your house. Interessant. Yeah. Oh, you know what? Who am I? Zach told me a fun fact.

What? Fun fact. That for the last two years, the color of the Super Bowl logo has wound up being the team colors that played. And it's Ravens and Niners this year. And it's Ravens and Niners this year. That's kind of weird. It's because the NFL is scripted.

The NFL is scripted. Who am I? Cowboys. Harry? Yeah. Harry's favorite word is cowboys because Zach is infiltrating and making sure that Harry grows up knowing this is a cowboy's house. And anytime you see someone playing a sport or literally the color blue football to him is

cowboys cowboys and it was funny because when the when Dallas lost um I was like well Harry said the cowboys lost and he was like no because to him the green cowboys won right right they're all cowboys they're all I mean they are all cowboys I mean I think we're all cowboys. They're all, I mean, they are all cowboys. I mean, I think we're all cowboys. I think we all want to be cowboys. I don't even know if the cowboys want to be cowboys, you know? Anything can happen. No, it's so true.

And to make the playoffs, really, it's like an honor to be nominated. Yeah, yeah. Came further. Right, as long as you're always getting better yeah but it's time for you know a serious change i have no idea what what needs to change i think maybe jason kelsey needs to take his talents to to dallas maybe a new coach i don't know who the coach is no actually i was reading something about a general manager. Yeah. Apparently, the Cowboys don't have one. Because Jerry takes it on.

And I trust Jerry. I just want to say, like, I look at Jerry and I say, that man knows what he's doing. But the fans, like, who are upset with the lack of progress, they say, we want a GM. Now, I don't really know what a manager is going to do. Like, I just think, don't you need, like, better players? But maybe I just don't really know what a manager is gonna do like I just think don't you need like better players but yeah maybe I just don't know enough about football also it's like okay Dallas

didn't go where they wanted to go but it's not like they were last like why do they need to upheave their entire system but the Jets don't like please okay right like you they did okay they made it to the playoffs the middle of the pack middle of the pack. No, it's so true. They don't need full upheaval. And they had a winning record. They were like 12-4. That's really good. We'll do better next year.

Yeah. Doesn't mean it needs to be a referendum on Jerry. No, it's so true. Like, leave Jerry alone. Leave Jerry alone. Leave him alone. Are you ready for our next story? What number is this?

Three? Three. Sorry, Trace. Yeah. We always like to inject a little Spanish on the show. leave him alone are you ready for our next story what number is this three three sorry trace yeah we always like to inject a little spanish on the show i literally like am spanish because right no and everyone thinks i'm spanish because claudia is like a latin name and i feel like actually i am okay like when i said like when i was in Mexico are you the Rachel Dolezal yes of Spanish you're Hilaria

yes but my name is actually Claudia you're Claudia Baldwin I guess it would be like the equivalent of me

like introducing myself as Claudia yeah that's Hillary Hilaria Claudia Claudia no but you didn't have to change any letters you didn't have to change

any Morgan letters it's true it's just my intonation yeah well I stopped in La Casa our next story is just a little award show recap from the weekend because there were many award shows that took place last night was the Emmys then there was the Choice. Which apparently like we all watch now. Okay. Chelsea Handler hosted that. Emmys was a no host situation. I didn't watch. Yeah obviously like hosting is kind of the name on everyone's lips. That's like why people are tuning in and I think a lot of people actually did tune in to the Critics Choice Awards. One because it was the first show after

the Golden Globes and like you wanted to compare hosts and of course Chelsea Handler and Joe Coy dated very seriously for like two years and the fact that they did back-to-back award shows and one of them flopped like people wanted to see what she would do battle of the exes now I watched her monologue it was like harmless it was funny like she just did the job you know is it going to be talked about for years no but she did a good job she didn't yell at anyone. She didn't have a breakdown. And people, for the most part, seem to really like her jokes.

Like in the audience, they were having a good time. Yeah. Now, of course, like it just makes the whole joke quite thing like even worse. Like your ex-girlfriend like could do it and you couldn't, you know? Yeah. And it's just, I toy between being like,

it's a thankless job. Everybody hates you no matter what you do. And also being like a thankless job. Everybody hates you no matter what you do. And also being like a thankless job. Try coal mining. All you have to do is tell a couple jokes and that's your trade. You just have to make people laugh. You have endless fodder. You're on a huge stage.

It's a great platform to launch yourself, especially anyone would kill for that opportunity. What are you doing complaining? No, it's so true. And if it's really so hard, like hit the mines. Mine a coal. Mine a coal. Yeah.

Right? Like I go back and forth. Yeah. No, I, when I first came on this show to recap Joe Coy, my mindset was like, it's a thankless job. Like people just should have left and like moved on. But then you were really put everything in perspective. like it's actually probably the best job in the world it's a job where you have an entire team of writers so if you don't want to write jokes like

you don't have to the best joke wins two it's the hardest part of doing stand-up is memorizing your jokes and writing your jokes two things you don't have to do when you have a gig like this you have a teleprompter and you have a team of writers. You get like full glam. Like it sounds amazing actually. And it's a platform for literally someone like Joe Coy. Who maybe not everyone tuning in knew of. It's like the biggest stage.

So I actually, my mind completely changed. And I agree with you. Thank you. So yeah, that's where I've landed. And now it's just like award show season. There were a couple of scanned out moments from the Emmys. Suki Waterhouse arrived. arrived bumping to the gods bumping to the gods yeah uh christina applegate received a standing ovation as a presenter made some jokes she's a queen she's

a queen she said it was ableist for everybody to be giving her a standing ovation because she can't stand without a cane like obsessed yeah like that's funny that's and also she didn't write that joke because she didn't know they would all be standing so that's just like someone being funny yeah then she was like sorry my body's not biozampic because i think like the illness that she has like makes her gain weight and she's just like she's just leaning in like whatever yeah and like she was being funny off the cuff improv queen like we stand there was also drama between be Ramsey and Ariana DeBose from the Critics' Choice Awards. Yeah. It's giving like major loser on loser crime.

I don't care. Yeah. And, you know, the stars were out. I didn't watch either of them. So I really I'm so sorry. I'd like not doing my job as a pop culture commentator. But no, we watched that other one. Yeah, I feel like the Golden Globes was like enough for me, Diana.

I'll watch the Oscars and the Grammys. Yeah. I feel like Critics' Choice is definitely not required viewing. And the Emmys really aren't either. Yeah. There were some nice looks, though. Everyone's been looking nice lately. And I appreciate that.

By the way, did you see what happened to Kelty Knight on the red carpet? That she lost her diamond? Yeah, her diamond, four-carat diamond, like, fell out of the setting of her ring. And, like, she literally hasn't found it. Damn. Isn't that crazy? I'm not gonna. I'm sure she has it insured, but, like, that sucks.

Yeah, that really does. Oh, my God. I totally forgot to wear my rings today. I am still married. Just wanted to say. I don't know. He was spotted with a woman's luggage. In Nordstrom.

He was spotted shopping in Nordstrom with a bag full of bikinis. It's true. No comment. Are you ready for our next story? No. No. You don't look ready. I'm not.

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One, Kylie dyed her hair pink. Oh, I know. I'm obsessed. Yeah. What, you're not? No, I mean, I love everything she does, but I just, I didn't, I feel like it's incongruous to this era that she's in

of just being like kind of like demure Timothy's lady. Oh, I totally disagree. Because I feel like while, yes, she's been dressing like very demure Timothy's lady, she's just kind of in this like free era. You know what I mean? Oh, for sure. She's just doing whatever the fuck she wants,

like going to the Emmys and being on TV for three hours like that's not something she would ever do and I love like I I first of all I loved that King Kylie era where she wore wigs and had different colored hair all the time like that was so iconic and now it's like more mature King Kylie era I love it no it's exciting and I'll change I'd love to see it and I look forward to following her in this journey I hope it's not just like a wig for a shoot and then like tomorrow she's back to the black of hair it did not look like a wig but her wigs never do right so we'll see what was the second piece of news oh something that I've been obsessed with all weekend that I know you don't care about but I'm sure there are people out there who do is ballerina farm has given birth she gave birth two weeks ago but she's

also hosting the Miss America pageant in Las Vegas and this woman is not real like I went on a ballerina farm stalking rampage the other day this woman deserves a Nobel Peace Prize like she just gave birth she has seven children she makes her own food and kills her own game and she is hosting Miss Universe she looks on Mrs. America she looks unreal she's just not real. I feel like she has eight kids because I stalked her and then I stalked her husband and his bio said father of eight.

Maybe it was seven going on eight. She gave birth at home. No medication. Like she's just not a real person. Okay. Also I want to talk about Ballerina Farm. I could talk all day about Ballerina Farm and I'm glad that you're in the mix. Eight littles. I was reading this article about hererina Farm And I'm glad that you're in the mix No because Eight littles

Eight littles I was reading this article about her And you know how like when anybody Especially like a digital person Mostly a woman Has like a scandal attached to them They absolutely like have to reference it In the first sentence of the article

Oh yes I know the drama about her So the drama is that her husband is rich Yeah Her husband's dad like started jet blue or something like they're really really wealthy and so that's like her scandal right um that's like not a scandal like it's not bad like it's not illegal to be rich no so i guess what we're just jealous like oh for sure but this is the host and she has a twenty thousand dollar stove and no one will ever let her forget it i think people's by the, that's like literally not a lot of money

relative to how much money she has. Right, people's issue is that she's like promoting this very difficult lifestyle while like having- She's not promoting it. She's literally just living it. And people happen to care. Claudia, I stand with Ballerina Farm.

No, no, I know you're just like telling me what the discourse is, but people are dumb and stupid and ugly. Like this is dumb. Why does she have to live a certain way just because she has money like no and it's like it's also not her like you don't know how to check the way this article was like you know even though like like it's like how you would like I'm sorry like I'm having a stroke I can't talk it was so stupid like the fact that that's attached to her as like her big scandal and like it somehow like invalidates everything she does invalidates everything she does which

is crazy gave birth eight times everybody's like eat the rich like the rich are so wasteful like this girl's literally living the opposite of that life like i'm sure she doesn't fly private you know like they're literally doing the opposite of what people hate rich people for you know like excessive wealth and abundance of things they do that they don't need very wasteful multiple homes carbon footprint like she's doing the opposite right and she's the devil like i can't right she's raising cattle she's making her own bread so jealous oh yes they're so jealous yeah i am no but she also like does it all because then she also got a spray tan i'm like yes queen relatable oh wait she got a spray tan she got a spray tan for mrs america oh of course of course but like literally what's spray tan for mrs america oh of course of course

but like literally what's with you and mrs america is it a pageant of married women it's miss america no no she's mrs america not miss america mrs america was this weekend no she's a it's a pageant of married women wait what are you mrs america yeah there's miss america Are you serious? Mrs. America. Yeah? There's Miss America and Mrs. And she has been Mrs. America. Now she's going to, you know, support. Because it was like Mrs. Universe or something. Mrs. World. Oh, my God.

I didn't know that they made a pageant, like, for Mrs. Yeah. And there's honestly. Jackie. Jackie. Should we enroll? If I had to scour. You could be Mrs. Florida and I could be Mrs. New York.

That would be a dream. If I had to scour the entire country for a woman who is Mrs. America and embodies what you would aspire a Mrs. America to be, it's ballerina farm. No, and I'm so glad that she found her way to that path. I'm so impressed by this woman. It's not real. No, she's insane.

I saw her making this like lemon curd well i was looking through like her reels and one of them had 30 million views i'm like oh which one is this and it was literally just a recipe of her making like a lemon cake and it like wasn't even like that high quality like people just die for her it's crazy yeah no and everything she does just like it looks it's aesthetic but like it's really not because it's just like where does she live she lives in utah oh yeah and then also so there's like this now that i engage with ballerina farm so often she's one of my most interacted with there is like this trend on social media of trad wives what does that stand for i think traditional wives oh i'm sorry i saw this trad trad it's

that's like the thing and i see other trad wives and a little bit some of it's like put on because like they i think they like go and buy these like huge dresses that like yeah right and they put on an apron it's like costume it's cosplay. Yeah. But it's nice. And they cook and they put it all in the bell mason jar. Yeah. I mean, they love a mason jar. And they're always like, you know, boiling peaches. Yeah.

And the sleeves are puffy. Yeah. And it's nice. And I think it's like in the way of fashion influencer, like people distill from that something they can take away into their everyday life, whether it's just a new trend, like, oh, I'm going to wear a belt. What if I wore this hat to the party tonight? Like people follow trad wives and it's like, hey, maybe I will cook dinner.

Maybe. That's like me. Trad wife. That's literally you. I'm a trad wife. Like kind of because you cook a lot and like you're like a mom and stuff, but you also work, which is kind of the opposite.

I'm a homemaking trad wife, but it's just like, there's not enough time in the day. You're really the definition of a modern woman. Like you're a trad wife who has like a business. Yeah. But these trad wives on Instagram, like it's their business too.

You know, it's not just like they're home all day. They're also making content. So they're not trad wives. I'm sorry. Trad wives don't work. It's inherently contradictory. It is.

But maybe that's like the new kind of, like a new age for women, like having it all, you know, being a trad wife who makes a living. Yeah, because also then you don't have to sell your wares at the market if you're making. I'm sorry, what? Like I feel like traditionally a trad wife. If they weren't filming themselves. They would make their jarred goods.

And they would go and sell their wares at the market. No that's no. A trad wife like waits at home and cooks and cleans. And waits for the husband to come home. Like very mad mad. No I'm also I'm talking about like a homesteading trad wife. Like doing it all the most. This conversation is not English.

A homesteading trad wife. Yeah like Ballerina Far english a homesteading trad wife yeah like ballerina farm's a homesteading trad wife she doesn't just like sit at home and make betty crocker title homesteading trad wife greater than except you don't let us use greater than symbols in our title because you can't put in youtube i just like also I'm over the greater than oh I'm over this yeah me too yeah who does that not me anymore not a homesteading trad wife but anyways a trad wife like could be like you know someone who makes Betty Crocker hamburger helper like ballerina farm would literally never never i'm glad that you came around to to her ways she's so impressive also tell me who she looks like and why is it

kelsey owens from siesta that's good that's good they're twins so mazel tov on the birth of her baby beautiful ballerina i wonder if she likes podcasts like i don't know why i just like feel like she doesn't have electricity like i know she does like she does like she has the duna stroller like no and she literally has like a tripod because she makes content right and like like i said she got a spray tan she got a spray tan right and she took a plane to las vegas private or commercial unclear but the photos air like it looked like a regular airport well i would assume she would fly jet blue right no but it was giving like all those articles like former you know or like he started it but maybe he got like mcdonald's dad of it right right right right

anyways let's move on to the next story i'll pick up we'll come back to her tomorrow we'll circle back this next story is one of my favorite stories and my favorite kind of story aubrey o'day has been slammed as disrespectful for captioning her thirst traps with an mlk quote yesterday oh that is disrespectful so yesterday audrey o'day posted a 10-slide carousel in promotion of her only fans very seductive sultry photos and the caption is quote our lives begin to I was gonna guess I was gonna guess oh only love could only light can drive out darkness no that like would have been better it was our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter Martin Luther King jr that's the whole caption And I do wonder like how she thought that related to

like obviously it's beyond inappropriate and out of touch but that's not really my concern like I can understand why she wouldn't understand that but I'm just curious how it relates to the pictures like you always your caption is reflective of what the photos consist of. Yes but I do feel like people have become accustomed to just like putting a quote on a photo and if you go down that rabbit hole too far without picking your head up it's like okay here are my photos of the day and what's a good quote of this day mlk day mlk quote no i'm sorry this is really crazy like no no it's insane but i'm just saying like i could see how someone could get so caught up in like instagram quote culture that they miss that this is not the move right like this is somebody quoting like too close to the sun yeah because it's like okay I do

a daily quote maybe I should do like a daily quote for the day that this is right right which is MLK day let me find a quote that resonates with me now I think that this is you know reprehensible it's also extremely on brand for Aubrey O'Day like I actually don't think this will affect her standing in culture like whatsoever because she's just kind of like known as like this hot mess yeah and now everyone's talking about it it was all in promotion of her OnlyFans like when you swipe through the carousel there's a card that like is like a meme about her OnlyFans so here we are like furthering promoting her OnlyFans it's kind of brilliant she reminds me a lot of Larsa Pippen oh yeah just similar energies similar bodies similar you know similar energy yeah though Larsa would never Larsa would never know Larsa's like a queen

um also I saw something on TikTok today that made me giggle so hard. Justin Timberlake's like out here on TikTok like making hype videos that he's releasing a new album. And it's like the way we don't care is so amazing to me. Like in any other year if somebody was even like if anybody. If any. No. if anybody if any no if anybody of similar like size to Justin Timberlake like started teasing a new album for the first time in many many years like it would be news this TikTok was like days old yeah I hadn't even heard about it you know who I have to ask my husband that's my like litmus

test like if my husband cares about because he loved Justin Timberlake back in the day so it's like does he still have fans I will know if I ask my husband the rise and fall of Justin Timberlake should be studied by scientists it's so crazy how literally people were like he's Michael Jackson like in that video Vanguard Michael Jackson like Michael Jackson Michael Jackson king of pop king of pop like first of all who the fuck wants to be the next Michael Jackson he was literally a pedophile nevertheless I progress I digress um the way he went from that to like not being able to get fucking arrested is truly it needs to be studied it's it's a case study and what not to do yeah but for so long he was he was what to do he's how

you transition from a boy band to a solo artist. He was like the blueprint. I feel like I've been saying like a lot today. I really need to stop. I just keep, I keep feeling myself saying it. I didn't notice. I didn't notice. We've gotten so much better at that. Don't jinx it.

We are far from perfect, but I don't know how the fuck people used to listen to the show like five years ago. I feel as though that culture, no people who listened to us when we spoke like that, we're in the same boat as us. And I'm sure they've improved too. And then also it's just more pleasant for everyone. Now that we speak like this, but we were younger and I think younger people speak like that.

And our audience was younger, but now we're all growing. Yeah. Yeah. Growing. We do it every day our fifth and final story is little royal family news because i absolutely need to talk about my kings and queens so there's you know always just rumors but i thought this one was interesting queen elizabeth

was allegedly infuriated over harry and megan's claim that she approved them naming their daughter lillibet no yeah so the late Queen Elizabeth was infuriated that Meghan and Harry claimed that she gave their blessing for their daughter to be named Lilibet there's a new book that's why there's all these rumors right now there's a new book that's out um called Charles the third new king new court the inside story because there was also another book that came out like a few weeks ago by Omid Scobie about like and harry and there was like did you see the drama about the translation yeah that was crazy in one of the like translated copies versions it said who made the comment about archie's skin color and who was it i forget a lot of the places wouldn't

publish it because it's libel right i feel like it was Camilla no I don't remember who it was it's not crazy because it was a time where Charles yeah there was a time where like that piece of information was what I needed to know like if I could find out anything in this world like I would want to know who said it yeah so there's this new book and uh one of the allegations in it is that the queen was very mad that they said that they got her approval. Apparently, one member of the staff privately recalled that the queen had been as angry as I ever saw her when they announced that. In the excerpt, it said that they called the queen to let her know, like, we had the baby and we're naming it after you. But, like, in a situation like that, you don't ask, can we name it like that you don't ask can we name it and you don't say no you can't you know what I mean so then it came out

that it was Lilibet and then they had said that they asked the queen if they could use the name in this person saying they never asked okay it sounds like a little bit like semantics and also um oh this is tough because now I'm like seeing things through the lens of the crown I'm seeing everything through the lens of this last season of the crown and and just based on the part where I'm at I feel like I could actually see a world in which like Harry hates his grandma yeah I don't know why I had the idea that Harry was the queen's favorite like because he was always like this like jokester and they had a funny relationship I know the crown is not entirely

truthful but I don't think that's the case like I think her I mean what we see in the crown is that because Elizabeth represents everything that like killed Diana yeah no on both ends like I mean but I think Harry respects his grandma but I don't think they had I think if anyone had a special relationship it's Elizabeth and William not only because they are in the same position but they have are of a very similar nature you know they both take very seriously what they're doing and throughout the seasons of the crown they have like special like occasions or instances or conversations that, but I know that's also just the show, but they don't just pull shit out of thin air.

But the way that the show, the last few episodes ended, like it really left, you could see how the riff begins, like especially between William and Harry, the way that it ends. The last episode is Camilla and Charles's wedding. That's where they decided to end the show. I actually thought it was a really nice place to end it. By the way, I also didn't really realize how long it took for them to get married.

Yeah. I just kind of assumed that him and Diana broke up and then like shortly after he got married to Camilla. But I guess it was like a really, really big deal that he got remarried. No, and I don't know how the firm feels about this show, but it is so good for them for Charles it first of all Dominic West has made me like Charles so much as a future king as a father I think he's like good on all of those counts I it makes me

like him and Camilla so much I agree I feel like you know they probably feel like oh no the crown it's like this bad thing but I think it's done so much good for their public perception at least I know how I feel about them and even as I was watching the entire show I'm like I love the queen love the queen but I've always like disliked Charles because like he's Charles but now that I'm done with it I have like more respect for Charles and William and Kate those are the best episodes, but also I think so many people dislike Charles because of Diana. But and I don't know if this was the case in real life, but in the show, like at the time of her death, like they actually were in a really good spot in terms of like their relationship with one another and co-parenting and things like that. So it's also tough because I wasn't like alive or like conscious when it was happening in real time.

So like really everything I know about this is from things like the crown yeah back to Lilibet I actually don't believe this uh I don't know I mean I'm sure there's some some things they feel one way they feel another way but it is when you think back on like yes after watching this season and they're really like sowing the seeds for Harry to be the rebel and leave it's all just even weirder like now that it's all brought to the fore again just because I'm in this time period of like before he left and how it all went down like it's so crazy because even on the crown like the smallest things are the biggest deal because it's headline news and like when they Megzited nothing on the crown has ever been crazier probably since the um abdication

no or like Diana's death yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Meg's it was crazy so that's just like where I am right now and like I'm I was here four years ago but it's it's crazy all over again so now I'm reading these headlines I'm like yeah no it's hard like not to believe whereas usually I'm like tabloid trash they don't know anything right right right right, right, right, right, right, right. Interesting. But it was such a delight to watch. I'm so glad that I made the time because it was fully immersive.

The St. Andrews episodes of William and Kate, like I was grinning from- The fashion show. I was grinning from ear to ear. Don't spoil. From ear to ear. It was just lovely. We'll talk about the season when you're done with it okay I'm like now so excited yeah you should like go treat yourself today I will I have after this

I have an Amazon live make sure to tune in and then I'm gonna spend the night watching the ground because Ben's out of town and he doesn't watch it and it's like so annoying so when he gets in bed I have to turn it off. Unacceptable. He can learn a little something. I'm sure he'd love it. I know. But it really should start from the beginning. Yeah, I might.

I mean, I have so many things to rewatch, but that is on my rewatch list at some point. I mean, I have so many things to watch, like all the housewives and everything, but like I want to rewatch The Crown, but I think it's going to make me sad because she's no longer with us. Like when I watch

those seasons and I'm so glad I watched them when she was alive because I had so much appreciation for her at the end of her life but now it's like

it's just going to be such a reminder like it's such the end of an era. It's depressing. Yeah. It's like really over. Well those were

the past five. You definitely needed to know every single one of them. I'm so glad to be back we've got a great week of shows don't let us forget to do Queenie and Weenie of the Week

on Friday hold us accountable yep thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast and Lemonade Show okay I have no voice like I really

I'm not gonna waste my breath and the episode's gotta go up love ya bye