The Toast - Hot Take 101: Friday, March 24th, 2023

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend, Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday. Hey. How ya durn? Friday getting down on Friday hey how you doing darn good happy Friday everyone we made it we went through a little hump in the latter half of the week not even not even this has been a week it has been a week but doing audio emergency room right flashlight oh god yeah my first period Jackie O being hit by the sinus infection my god every day it's something else passport that was kind of like a win for us not really passport to Paris such a good movie I have to go back and watch all those Mary Kate

and Ashley movies I've actually been getting like clips of them on my TikTok. They're so good. They age so well. I watched them a few years ago. Maybe it was during COVID or maybe it was before. And like they are truly masterpieces. Like switching goals. Wouldn't change a thing.

What do you think is the best one? It just depends on like your vibe and what kind of city you want to be in. I think Our Lips Are are sealed is utter perfection. But so is holiday in the sun, like the commercial for Atlantis passport to Paris is great. New York minute is unreal, but they're a little older. They're more mature.

It's a little more exciting. Yeah. No, the New York minute one is a kind of advanced, you know, they're skipping school. They're kissing boys. They're kind of crazy fast. Yeah. No, one is kind of advanced. You know, they're skipping school. They're kissing boys. They're kind of like fast.

Yeah, no, they're kind of like loose. Well, just the one and the other one has to be pushed into it. Right, right. But you know, in the end, it ends up being good for both of them. Yeah. They're all really amazing, except for winning London. That one like just doesn't stick with me. I don't even remember that one.

What's the plot? They're like doing like they're part of mock trial or something and their team goes to London. Not mock trial, but what's the other one? Model UN. Model UN. It was something like that. I was on Model UN.

Yeah, so they're a Model UN and the competition's in London and the competition is stiff. By the way, I went to a Model UN competition in high school. It is stiff. I think that like model UN probably accomplishes more than the actual UN yeah no and I really learned a lot about the

inner workings of the UN um I kind of had like an irrelevant country which was annoying because like the topic at hand was like Iran and nuclear like it was a serious topic given for the for the uh the conference and I was Mongolia and when I tell you like no one remains less affected in like world news than Mongolia like they just they're like a small farm like they just really had nothing to say but like your grade and your participation is based on your what you contribute so I'm like making shit up about the kids and it was a transformative experience was it hard for you to not really be like a star player in the Iran nuclear negotiations I was like I either want to be Iran America or like Russia or I'm out of here you could be Israel you could be really

any nuclear power yeah then you have say right and I had literally no say and they said it was like random assignments of of the countries but I like got really into Model UN I think me and my friends like tried out partially as a joke but also we were juniors like you just needed to like stack your resume for college so we were like you know we were like no one's going to join Model UN and And we all like got to the audition. And I was the only one who made it. And like, I actually loved it. And it was just like, I stumbled into a passion of mine.

Are you supposed to be a diplomat? I, the thing is, I'm not very diplomatic. Like the part of being a diplomat that like requires you to be diplomatic is not my strong suit. But the part where you get on the floor, like fight for your rights. Oh, that's so me. Yeah, I see that for you you I feel like we'd be a good it's never just like one person that represents it's a team yes literally it's one person represents the country but there's always like a team of people at the table where people have like different strengths

even in like the UN there's obviously a speaker translator right etc cetera. I feel like we'd be a good team because I don't want the floor, but I am extremely diplomatic. And you get like a weirdly a lot of perks as a diplomat. Like I think you get like immunity from like crimes and shit. Yeah, and you get like housing in like a foreign country. And it's usually like the ambassador houses

in New York City are like townhomes. They're kind of gorgeous. There is a delegacy. Is that the right word? Is it one person? No, like the country of some country owns the entire floor in my building. So like the embassy? Yeah, no, but it's like for the diplomats.

That's where they live when they come to town. And you can't even get there. I think the diplomats live in the embassy live when they come to town and you can't even get there that's live in the embassy literally passport to paris jackie they don't live in the embassy the embassy is like for people who are from your country yes but no travelers why wouldn't they live at the embassy like shorten the commute i mean for sure because it's an office building but then they also have like residences and one of the residences is in my building and you by the way like one of the it's like impossible to get to only one of the elevators goes and it has like a secret code I've never seen it and actually I don't even know because Ben was the one who told me that like he actually met some one of the delegates and they told him

and it was like a whole big secret it's like kind of like a crazy thing it is but that is passport to Paris I'm pretty sure their dad like got is got. Is a delegate. Yeah, he's a diplomat. And they live in, like, this mansion. And they eat McDonald's with their chef. Yeah. Privilege. Privilege. Mary Kay and Ashley were totally privileged.

No, when they went on holiday in the sun and they flew to Bahamas, they flew private. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. Like, they didn't even try to be, like, normal in the movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of love that for them. It's like where these twin billionaires deal with it. Yeah. I get what I want.

And this winter break, I want Jordan. Sucks to suck. Such an iconic moment in time. Justice for the kids today. He'll never have that. No, they have crap. Crap. Actually, you know what they do have even

though it's not for kids but I'm just trying to segue I started a new show last night um on HBO max it's called the other two the fuck is that I'm surprised nobody like it and I was surprised to see somebody told me to watch it I'm like oh it must be like you know the first couple of episodes no we're like well into season two I doubt it like I haven't heard a thing about it but it's produced by Lorne Michaels and it stars Molly Shannon. And basically Molly Shannon has three kids, two older ones and one younger one. And the younger one becomes like overnight, like a Justin Bieber. He like posts this video and the other two kids are like, you know, one of them's an aspiring actor, but he's, you know, failing and he's just like, you know, going to auditions in between shifts at a

restaurant. And the other is like this failed dancer and she doesn't know what to do with her life and they don't know what to do because their brother is like becoming so rich and famous and the writing oh my god it is hysterical there was like this scene and it's like kind of stacked like Wanda Sykes is in it they um they sit the family down and have this binder they had a PR company go through like all the bad things that they've ever done that could reflect poorly on Chase the younger brother and the daughter obviously had like this huge binder full of problematic shit she never did. And they were like, did you dress as Terry Shivo for Halloween? It was such a niche reference. Like I hadn't heard the name Terry Shivo in so many years.

The writing is very funny. I actually think you would like it. Oh my God. I think I would like it too. That sounds really funny. I have seen one commercial for it. So I know like the Justin Bieber thing. Like I have heard of that. Right. Just, but I thought it was maybe even a movie. Like I never saw it or heard about it again. I started a new show yesterday too, because I was sick. And I was like, what is something I've been saying?

I'll watch, but I don't have the time. And there were like a million things. I'm like, I still don't want to watch them. But I started Abbott Elementary because everybody said that I would like it. And based on what I've seen about it, it looks like I would like I still don't want to watch them but I started Abbott Elementary because everybody said that I would like it and based on what I've seen about it it looks like I would like it and it's won so many awards so it's like okay and then it turned like it's like it's just a quick sitcom which is exactly what I wanted on my sick day really easy to get into I thought it was really cute and really funny there are some really funny I mean, Mrs. Howard is my queen. Yeah. Like, period.

I don't want to hear anything from anyone. And you, by the way, you literally are Mrs. Howard. I literally am Mrs. Howard. And Miss Teagues is just so annoying. Who's Miss Teagues? That's Quinta Brunson's character. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Like, I know she's the protagonist in every episode. She, like, learns her lesson. And she's just protagonist In every episode She like learns her lesson And she's just like This over eager beaver Right Who just doesn't understand Like how things actually work She just lives in like fairyland

And wants things to be perfect But like Mrs. Howard Is working with what she has It's so true Mrs. Howard is a realist And that's me What do you think About the principal

Because when I watched Everyone was like The principal is so funny I found her to be so annoying I find her to be annoying But but she has some good moments. Yeah, the writing on the show is very good. Like, it's very funny. Yeah, there are just some really funny, like, tropes and characters.

Of course, Chessie is in it playing, like, this sexy Italian woman. Yeah. Who means business. But I thought it was really good. I think I probably watched like eight episodes and I really enjoyed it it's nice to just have like a sitcom on that's you know not gonna make me feel down or up or anything just like you know how most people watch friends or 30 rock like and there's so many campers yeah and the campers are cute but I feel like we don't get to know the campers on an

individual level like we never hear from the same camper twice in two different episodes. No, it's so true. The campers are not like kind of prevalent stars. They're kind of like transient. They're kind of extras. I guess that's how teachers, not how they feel about their students, but it's like you have them for one year and then it's a whole new batch. Like it's really not about them.

It's really about the teacher's lounge drama. Right. Which is why I'm desperate to be a teacher. I know. I have to get to the teacher's lounge. Is this making you want to be a teacher more or less um both there are certain aspects and I'm like oh that's fucking torture like you know the kids peeing on the carpet we don't have budget for new carpets no thank you like just like the thought of like the books being like all sticky from like kid pause.

But the love of the campers, the teacher's lounge cause maraudery, like the vending machine guy and Melissa, I need to be there. It's exciting. Yeah. I guess none of the like really teachery aspects are what make me want to be a teacher. I guess.

No, no, not at all. It's just like all the perks, all the perks. I'm sure the teachers listening are like yeah all the perks of being a teacher yeah yeah yeah um well I'm so glad you finally started that feels nice to check something off your list yeah even though like the list is so long it's

like OBX season three White Lotus okay here's the thing with White Lotus like part of the fun is being you know watching it with everyone else and know, being a part of something and guessing and theories all in the moment. I honestly don't think you, like you're genuinely too late. Yeah, no, there have been so many times where it's like I sit down to watch something and I can, I have the time. And it's like White Lotus is on my list. And I just continue to bypass it. Like, yeah, you can probably remove it from your list. It's pretty much removed, but it's, it's just there just in case, you know, in an emergency,

I need to download a show for a flight. Like, what am I going to do? Right. Right. So I know who dies. So because she spoiled it in her speech and now I've just ruined it for you. Yeah. If you're listening and with a keen ear.

So we've got a great show. It's so great to be back in studio with you jacks there's i really hate podcasting from home like it's really toxic i didn't did not leave my house yesterday like i don't i'm not like a big you know leave the houser but when i do leave the house every day for the toast i'm getting my required oxygen my required vitamin d the bare minimum and i didn't get that yesterday and like when i went to bed, I was not okay. Yeah. You need to leave your house in order to appreciate being in your house. You need to work for it. True words. You need to earn it. Yeah. You need to earn it. For me yesterday, the only difference between yesterday and today was obviously feeling sick, but just

not putting on makeup because I still recorded my studio, looking at my gorgeous turdy Lou recorded in my studio, looking at my gorgeous turdy Lou on the screen right here. But yeah, I'm feeling like it's still without doing makeup and like video, it just doesn't feel the same. I just feel, I know, even though for people who listen as a podcast, which is the majority of you, nothing is different. No, that's the thing. Like yesterday to me was so different. It was like a crazy day, opposite day, opposite day, day everything's upside down and I always forget like literally a fifth of our audience watches maybe maybe less on YouTube so like as long as we're putting out premium audio like most of our audience remains unaffected but to me like the big deal is like the studio the bright lights lights camera action yeah because we're obsessed with being on camera because we're just like egomaniacs. Maniacs.

Maniacs. Maniacs. We're like, oh, no, there's people watching on YouTube. We must do video. And we must. And we do. And we will. Yeah.

Plus for the reels. Now everyone's doing it. I know. Like, it's so fun being ahead of the curve. Yeah. Like, we've always done video and audio. So when we made the jump to reels, it was a no brainer. But now people who've only ever done audio have to record themselves in order to make these reels. That's what's so interesting about like the podcasting landscape.

That's really actually confusing to me is like in the last year, podcasting has gotten even bigger. You know, we're in more households and podcasting is really taken over. But unless you're a podcast that films films you are irrelevant like it's crazy to me how the medium at its core is audio focused but like the biggest and the best and really a way to get ahead is to video it I'm trying to think of podcasts in the top I don't think I don't think the daily does like literally who even does the daily I like who hosts I don't know I don't know a name I don't know a face yeah me neither it's a faceless podcast yeah but like the big podcasts are all done on video yeah especially like in comedy

which is really what I compare ourselves to yeah I'm sure in the top like the crime ones don't do video yeah and the newsy ones like the daily news ones like NPR yeah but like NPR is radio Heather McDonald does video does smart list do video they should that's a good question I feel like they don't because we would see their clips because they have like the biggest celebrities in the world you're so right office ladies I feel like they don't I can't believe they're so big, you know, like the office. Like it's just there's so many recap podcasts and like. Well, I think one people love The Office, but two, they must be great podcasters because

it's not enough to just be like a beloved rewatch show. Plus their interview, their most recent episode is an interview with Will Ferrell. And like he's not even on The Office. So it must be The Office. I feel like they kind of evolved past The Office and beyond. I should tell Zach to listen to that because he loves The Office. David Spade and Dana Carvey have a podcast that's number five today. I don't think they do video. Oh our faves Tom Segura and Christina. They do video. They do video. Theo Vaughn does video. Oh my God.

I have recently stumbled into Theo Vaughn Stanhood. I like never heard like had even heard of him. And then I went down such a fucking rabbit hole. He did an episode of in bed with Joan. Remember that? Okay. But who is he? Primarily. A comic comic a comic turned podcaster

turned actor like does a bunch of stuff when Joan had him on he was just a comic a stand-up comic who I think had just released a movie or something okay and he looks so different I was shocked he didn't have a mullet no and he's kind of like and he's so different now like even his brand of comedy has evolved so much i was like who is this guy um but thanks to tiktok like i was served so many clips of his podcast he's always saying the most out of pocket shit and he makes any conversation like the way we can like the good guys turn any conversation into like about food or judaism he will turn any conversation into this kid he grew up with in his neighborhood. Like, oh, there was a kid in my neighborhood who was blind. Like he, oh, there's a kid in his neighborhood for everything. And it's so funny. He's so funny.

And I really am so late, but I'm just discovering. Yeah, that is so funny. And I'm glad he's going viral and that you're discovering him that way because that's what we're hoping for, for us. Of course, the reals. Like I never would have thought like turdy Lou Theo von Stan but that's what reels do they bring people together and they target you especially TikTok algorithm they know what you need targeted by Tim Dillon videos is that how you discovered Tim Dillon maybe on Twitter first yeah I'm trying to think of the genesis but like I think it was like he had some funny tweets and then he went on Joe Rogan and I happened to be doing like a road trip so it was like one of the more recent episodes I was like oh this guy's funny like on Twitter I'll listen and right Zach

and I were crying crying oh that's so funny he has his own podcast and I started following him on Instagram because he posts like videos from his episode and just the videos are so funny. And then we just like send them back and forth. So yeah, I've been targeted, Turdy Lou. I'm a target. No, and I feel like people are always asking us for like podcast advice or whatever. And the advice is like if you ain't a real people, you ain't a real people. You ain't real people.

Yeah. That's my advice of the day. Business advice from Turdy Lou. Once your podcast is in a good place you're talking about interesting things you're having a fresh unique take on something and you're not just repeating what everyone else is saying right no and you're not like I have a hot take I have a really hot take I know I'm gonna get canceled this. And they like do this whole big build up. And it's like donuts should be cold. No, no.

Because. No, no. No. Like. Like they say something so obvious, you know. And like something not even remotely cancelable. They say like. Let me just wait.

Let me think. Because there's like so many. Oh, OK. I got it. This is every podcast these days. I'm about to say something crazy. Like hot coming your way and honestly I think I feel like I could get canceled for saying this okay are you sure you want to say it yeah whatever the word moist is disgusting it's like uh okay unoriginal thought not a good take not a hot take and like boring yeah oh four for four

four for four yeah um okay we have like a lot to get into selena gomez is like starting more trouble the vanderpump rules reunion was yesterday we got some like paparazzi photos we've got a lot from the reunion we have seating charts uh two shirts two seating charts we have recap story for mandy paparazzi pictures we have as much as we can do it is the second story not the first they've been usurped by selena they've got to keep an eye out for selena that's what i'm currently doing right now and that's what theo's been doing all week how's theo's eye thank you for asking it's much better pretty much the next day it went back to normal once he had antibiotics in and it hasn't been bothering him.

But he is still wearing his cone and like he is so bothered by the cone. Today he woke me up at like five in the morning. He went to go scratch his ear and he was scratching the cone. So it was like nails on vinyl. Thank God I went back to sleep. Oh God or else it would be another episode like Tuesday. No, I actually slept amazing last night. I love sleeping in the bed alone with Theo.

It's everything. Ugh. Do-ta-do. Do-ta-do. Gorgeous angel. Excuse me. Bless you. Ready?

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What can I say except you're welcome. Our first story, Selina Gomez has posted to her Instagram story to weigh in on what is going on between her and Hailey over the last few weeks. She posted a text story that said, Haley Bieber reached out to me and let me know that she has been receiving death threats and such hateful negativity. This isn't what I stand for. No one should have to experience hate or bullying.

I've always advocated for kindness and really want this all to stop. Heart. In the words of, you know, pop icon JoJo, It's just a little too late, a little too long, and I can't wait. You know all the right things to say, but you know it's just too little too late. Like, the wave of bullying is over. Like, it was a 10-day period of ruthless bullying about Hailey's looks, her marriage, her business, business everything and now you want to come in and be the hero I don't know it's the timing ain't right for me but do not think that Haley

recently reached out like maybe maybe for you it seems like you know the articles have died down the TikToks you're not seeing as much but like maybe for Haley like it's still unmanageable and I think what's so crazy is like I'm sure the last thing Haley ever wanted to do is reach out to Selena and have to be like, I need your help. But Selena is the only person who could stop this considering one, it's her fans who have taken up their torches.

And two, she fanned the flames for weeks. Yeah, no. And you're right. Selena really is the only one who can get these people to stop. But they're like, and now, so once she's posted that, I wanted to see what the Selenators were saying, the Jelena fans. And they're like, isn't it funny how Selena had to post this

and like Justin wouldn't even speak up for Hailey? Like their marriage is a sham. Like it's nonstop. Like it's still, they're insatiable. What could Justin say that would satiate these people? I don't know. I just feel like, also like Justin, I mean, I'm sure his wife's mental health

is of the utmost priority for real. But like, he is like not okay. He's like dealing with health issues. He's like doing better recently. But like on the one hand, I feel like if he posted like a text story, everyone would be like, Haley wrote this. Right. And like, he really can't.

She held a gun to his head. He really can't come on and do a video because like he's not 100%. Is he still not? So he's doing better. He had said recently, but I don't think he's like totally cured. I don't know what his what's going on got it he's still like suffering a bit so I don't know that he wants to come on and do a selfie video please be nicer to my wife no so many things about this are so weird because

at the end of the day like the fans felt even more justified and even more passionate about going after Hailey Bieber because Selena kind of sanctioned it with her comments on social media. I do feel like this really is too late. I'm sure the threats are still coming, but it's not the height of it. So I think the timing is weird. I'm really shocked to even hear that Hailey reached out to Selena because I'm sure that's the last thing on the planet that she wanted to do. And this is just such a weird series of events yeah it is

I couldn't believe when I like tapped Selena's story that I saw Hailey Bieber's name like it was just like I never even thought she would say the words Hailey Bieber like you know I know I just feel like the volume and the intensity of messages and threats that she must be receiving is like beyond anything that's been seen before because always like you know someone gets in trouble or someone's like this they get death threats and it's like please stop I'm getting death threats but like it's not even Haley saying it like she literally had to reach out to Selena like that's how bad it must be I know I feel really bad for Haley me too I hope that I hope that this stops it I don't have a lot of faith in Selena's fans yeah sorry sorry to say yeah but I don't know why them reading this would give them any

more gas to give Haley hate like Selena said stop right well no that's their they're always looking for a way to then continue to blame and make fun of Haley Bieber so it's like well Selena had to post this and she's like trying to protect Haley and like Justin wouldn't right right that's what they're saying like it's they're insatiable yeah leave Haley Bieber alone I've had enough me too but I will say um her posting like some sickening photos of herself and making the caption the emoji of the ear. Oh, yeah. Because they started to say she looks like an ear.

Yeah. And it's like, OK, let's not like just be delusional. Like Haley Bieber is arguably the most beautiful woman in the world right now. Like she looks like an ear. Then the fuck do you look like? I wish my ears look like that. I have little Haley's. It's like.

No, I don't wish my ears look like that. I wish I looked like that. What's that? Yeah, yeah,'t wish my ears look like that. I wish I looked like that. What's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Don't say it,

don't say it. Aquamarine. And little Haley's are whispering compliments in my ears. That movie was also so good. Perfect, perfect,

perfect. I feel like we've had this conversation before about how often I think fondly about Sarah Paxton. We have, and she was just in something. Good,

I hope she has a long. Illustrious career. She was in something. That's really big. That we don't watch. Oh good. Okay. Yeah.

Let me just. Pull it up. Quickly. Because. Because obviously. Her iconic roles are. Aquamarine. And Sleepover.

Sleepover. Oh okay. She was in Blonde. What's Blonde? Oh yeah. Anna de Armas. Marilyn Monroe biopic. Okay. I guess the one but she was in well good I'm glad she's booking roles yeah same um in terms of this Haley and Selena nonsense like I pray this is the last we speak of it I just wish everyone peace

honestly I hope Selena like like learned a lesson here like the power of her words like she had to tell her fans to stop because she told them to start you know I hope she's putting that together I don't think she's putting that together I know because the fans aren't no we're the only people saying that and we get like hate for saying that she's like completely plausibly deniable in the sense that she never told them to start she just like right you know was just being a victim all over social media which it had the effect of people wanting to defend her but she would never ever think that that was instigating anything well I hope we can all you know take a look at this situation and realize not only were we wrong about the content there

was literally Haley and Kylie were never making fun of Selena Gomez and we know that now even more with the mascara launch um but you know there are consequences for and there are ramifications when you get involved with stuff like this and one of the ramifications of Selena like you know leaning into this victim role that her fans see her in was like the destruction of somebody's entire life yeah like there are consequences when you do things so this was a really bad look for a lot of people yeah and the thing is like I said I really don't expect much from the Selena fans and the Jelena fans like they're always going to be just a crazy fandom I don't know why but what was more

disappointing and surprising was like kind of the adults in the room and I just feel like commentators you know pop culture people like the the articles were really like going along with this narrative that Haley was bullying Selena and it's like grow up grow up like don't you have can't you see that that's not what's happening like you really think that that's what's happening I saw so many reels you know podcasts hot takes selena's how is she how is this how could this be a coincidence right that's not a hot take by the way what people need to learn what the word hot take means because hot take is when you say something that nobody else is saying and everybody says the same shit they recycle the same thoughts and be like hot take no bring me back to my earlier

point this is a hot take because i feel like we're the only people who are like what the fuck is going on like nobody was bullying Selena Selena's playing the victim and justice for Hailey Bieber that's a hot take bitch that's a hot take Selena's really need to learn the fucking definition of a hot take yeah they do that's the perfect example of what we were just talking about 10 minutes ago yeah so that was more disappointing just like there were so few people who could see the situation clearly and it's like no but you guys are like grown and you know how these things work there's no excuse yeah there's no excuse anyways let's get into our next story Vanderpump Rules reunion day was yesterday lots has come out even though I think

they've kept as much under wraps as possible but what's so crazy is just like this these group of people have been like elevated like they get followed around by paparazzi now like there never would have been TMZ standing outside the Vanderpump reunion in the last 10 years of course but now we're getting you know pictures of them on smoke breaks getting out of their cars seeing their outfits like we usually don't get to see outfits until Bravo releases a photo so there's so much content because there's so much interest yeah so first Tom and Raquel were pictured together for the first time since Scandival they are talking taking he's taking a smoke break he's giving Cole Sprouse with his cigarette um they're taking a smoke break no but

by the way that's just like a fun fact about a lot of the VPR cast and I I feel like back in the day, we saw it a little bit because they all used to stand outside and do smoke breaks. And that's our parking lot. But like, I feel like a lot of them smoke cigarettes. Yeah. I think also they smoke when they drink. I think they vape too. They hide it.

Yeah, Raquel was vaping. It's not that they hide it on the show, but I think they do a good job of just like not showing it so much. Like if we're going to go have a serious conversation, conversation we're not gonna have cigs because we know it's gonna air but like we could go over there and have one yeah uh so Tom and Raquel chatted off stage by the trailers looks like they took a break from recording they're both head to toe in black which is probably a coincidence but a very odd one. He's having his cigarette and drinking a Diet Coke, and she is talking to him.

It's unclear. It doesn't look harmonious. It also doesn't look acrimonious. It just looks like a conversation. Good use of the word acrimonious. Neither harmonious nor acrimonious. No, we got nothing. We got nothing from those photos.

They just look like they're genuinely just taking a break. They don't look particularly disheveled or distraught or in love it's giving nothing but we also got paparazzi pictures of Ariana showing up to the reunion she I guess showed up like in full glam her hair and makeup she looked sickening yeah they all did they do their makeup at home and stuff and then she showed up in a boys lie sweatsuit which like you know you think nothing of we wear them all the time but her thing said 1-800 boys lie sweatsuit, which like, you know, you think nothing of, we wear them all the time, but her thing said 1-800 boys lie, which I would have just thought like,

oh, boys lie. I love that brand, but it means boys lie. And like when you see it in the media like that, Ariana sending the message that boys lie. I'm like, honestly,

I feel like she maybe didn't even think of it. Like those sweatsets are just perfect to show up to the reunion. It's just like what you wear, but I know I'm sure like someone probably sent it to her or something like in the last few weeks. And it's like semi-coincidental. Yeah. We do now know like there are three different setups.

You were saying the two different seating charts. But then there's also just a one-on-one with Andy and Tom and Ariana. Oh, and Tom and Ariana. Yeah. Okay. So now I want to talk about the seating charts because they've put forth two reunion seating charts which answer a lot of questions especially about the Sheena and Raquel at all I kind of just like figured they'd figure it out but they haven't they are abiding

by the restraining order and no of course but I'm glad that doesn't mean anybody's doing zoom no of course but like they will not ever be conversing, which is crazy, especially when they're going to try and talk about like the Schwartz, Raquel, Sheena, Katie drama. Yeah. Like they won't be talking to each other. It really sucks for Sheena because to be honest, any footage that they air that doesn't have Raquel is not going to be as good. No, it sucks for Sheena.

It really does. Even though Sheena maintains her innocence. She said she did not punch Raquel. She said she pushed her. Yeah. So a few things about the legal stuff. But first, here's the seating chart. Situation one, Andy in the middle on his left side. We have Ariana, then Katie, then James, then Lala. Wow, Lala getting shafted. Yeah. I'm surprised that Lala is not in front of James. I know I was thinking the same thing, but I'm sorry. Say what you want. James's commentary is fucking unmatched. Like he's a star. Yes. And James is very germane to the Raquel situation. I know Lala has made herself a main character in the story, but it's not logistically. It's just

not, she's not as close to it and then on his right side it goes lisa vanderpump tom sandoval raquel tom schwartz damn that's rough seating for raquel yeah but it makes a lot of sense to me and then when they switch his left side stays the same ariana katie james lala his right side becomes Lisa Tom Sandoval Tom Schwartz Sheena yeah by the way this restraining order is like really kind of the worst thing to happen to Sheena like she gets the worst seat she doesn't get to be there half the time um and that just sucks yes so apparently Raquel also served Sheena with some papers at the reunion uh via Andy then Sheena's lawyer came out and said these papers

have no legal standing there's no they haven't been filed with courts or anything like there's no stamp on them but correct me if I'm wrong like say I'm serving you I don't know say a cease and desist yeah do I have to file that through a court or it's like you better cease and fucking desist or else we're going to court that's a good question and one I'm ill-equipped to answer but also when you serve someone with papers Andy can't serve the person who serves papers is like a jester of the court she was handed papers not by Raquel because obviously a hundred feet have to be between them hundred yards so Andy gave them to Sheena that doesn't seem like a legal servitude. No, okay, so change the word serve. Okay, so just like send.

She was given papers. Got it. I don't understand a lot of the legal elements going on because I know Lala also, a lot of the girls got papers from Raquel's lawyers like a week or two ago. I don't know what her legal strategy is because like what's the end game there?

Yeah. I mean, her serving Sheena with a restraining order was very extra. But I do feel like it's a power move for sure. Like it's really throwing a wrench into everything. Like that's just one less person who gets to be there for the conversation. Like it sucks for Sheena. Like Sheena has been punished. breathing like that's just one less person who gets to be there for the conversation like it sucks for Sheena like Sheena has been punished and if she did punch her like she's being punished for punching her and if she didn't then when the restraining order you know continues on its way

Sheena has witnesses she says who will test that she didn't punch her but no it sucks for Sheena like it really sucks and it's honestly surprising if she didn't punch Raquel because even though everyone's going to come for Raquel, like Sheena and her were the closest. I think what they're trying to say is that Sheena didn't punch Raquel, but like she pushed her. Yeah.

But Raquel maintains that this scratch on her eye is from Sheena. Yeah. And we saw the scar. like it's like a white little scar now we saw it on TMZ we saw the picture that she allegedly took that night where it was like red and now it's like scarred over so it's white right I don't know I don't know either I just I what I do know is that I can't wait like I cannot wait cannot wait but every episode that leads us to that is still just as shocking and juicy I just hope that they all the questions were asked and all the questions

were answered yesterday um they were just playing old episodes of Vanderpump Rules on Bravo and I was enjoying them immensely it was uh the year Brittany and Jax got married and it's just if you now just like we just know so much and going back and watching. It's just it's fascinating. Yeah. Fascinating. So then Andy also posted a video after the reunion saying that nothing was unsaid. It was very confrontational. And Andy's living for being at the center of this.

Like, yeah, Bravo has not been so relevant in maybe maybe ever, honestly, in the cultural zeitgeist. No, like I would say like table flip. That was like a cultural shift. But that's over 10 years ago. But Bravo was still so unknown. Like it's just, this is the biggest and best thing to ever happen to the network. And I think Andy is absolutely loving being at the center of it.

Yeah. And I just hope that he was patient and listened and asked all the questions that we need to know yeah I can't wait I can't wait can't wait are you ready for our next story yeah uh some drama between Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis in their custody case so things are getting really nasty between them but Olivia Wilde has a win. Olivia Wilde scored a big victory in her battle with Jason Sudeikis over child custody and child support because TMZ has learned a judge has just rejected his request to have the case moved to New York. So Jason waged war with Olivia, trying to remove the custody dispute from the California

court to New York because New York is typically less generous with child support than California. to New York because New York is typically less generous with child support than California. But on Thursday, New York Magistrate Adele Alexis Harris handed down her decision that the court finds that it is in the interest of substantial justice that the party's child support petition be heard in California. It is a huge but costly move for Olivia. The Daily Mail obtained legal docs filed by Olivia Thursday and confirmed by TMZ in which her lawyers say, quote, while Jason can afford to spin his wheels with filing after filing, Olivia cannot. Jason should not be permitted to litigate Olivia into debt.

I didn't realize that their financial situations were so different. Yeah, because she is really successful. Wait, I find that shocking. He's much wealthier than her. Yeah. Before you read that, I would say like, I was about to say,

I can't imagine there's, you know, much to argue over child support. They're really on the same level. But how are they not? Like, what's their background? And by the way, doesn't Olivia have, Olivia has family money. Yes, Olivia comes from wealth,

or I don't know what sort of wealth, but we know she comes from connections, but sometimes that doesn't mean like actual liquid dollars. And like, who knows that her parents are, like, I think that's irrelevant. Olivia is very successful, but I feel like a lot of the things that she does are like independent projects.

You know, she's a director, directs these movies that are very critically acclaimed, but not super commercially successful. like he is Ted Lasso he does all these like big comedy movies those are the things that make money when you think about it it makes more sense that way it does he's much more like mainstream and she's like an artist artist no you're totally right wow I never thought of it like that like she's low-key poor I never thought of it like that but they also might be framing it that way of course that he has to pay more in child support no of course and so that like the judge knows like you know that could be

a strategy from them too like he's doing all these filings and it's you know it's an attempt to bankrupt me yeah and so also Olivia's lawyers wrote in the docs that they were scheduled to start working with a family therapist in California in mid January. They, I thought things were coming down and we're going to be moving forward in a more amicable, respectful fashion. Instead, I learned on January 10th, 2023, that the entire time I was negotiating the parenting time schedule in California, Jason was plotting to proceed with the New York child support proceeding behind my back. Damn. I mean, they're very California. I think like there was no way they were ever going to get,

they don't live in New York. Yeah. And by the way, those were the papers that she was served on stage. They stated that he was trying to remove the custody case to New York. Anyway, so this is a win for her that it hasn't been moved. But it's just really sad that this is so nasty and ongoing. So bad. And that they're like bleeding and all so much money into like these

legal proceedings like it's and by the way were they ever married or they were just like like a long-term engagement i don't think that they were married yeah well i mean we actually just google it so that and that's that would have been a whole other layer of divorce. Like alimony. Right. They never tied the knot. Mm-hmm. This is crazy. Mm-hmm. Crazy.

I feel like they just need to meet up and talk about it. I know. I feel like, you know, perhaps it might have been amicable, but I definitely think the Harry Styles of it all, like, made it way worse. Because it just, it was so crazy. so you think he's mad Jason I think there's definitely resentment and I think it's you know manifesting itself in different ways now and he seems like yeah he has a nice she started dating someone like so much more famous so much younger literally a week later yeah like that's gotta hurt it's an ego thing. And these are celebrities.

Yeah, that's true. And it's like, it's fucking Harry Styles. Like kill me now. You think that's how Jason Sudeikis feels about Harry Styles? Not about Harry Styles necessarily, but like you're a celebrity. There's so much ego involved when you're an actor. He's a star of a show, yada, yada.

He's got the girl, show yada yada he's got the girl yada yada and yeah your girl goes out with somebody so much more famous than you so much younger so handsome how can you not I'm sorry that's just no human nature and I feel like when it's women it's totally feels like that but for me like I think I'd rather date Jason Sudeikis than Harry Styles well that's nice of you to say but I don't know if many people would agree with that let me sound off in the comments who do you think is the bigger catch bigger catch like no not even bigger catch because that's well no when we're thinking like who would I like to settle down with who would you rather be with who would turdy rather be with i feel like harry styles yeah of course but i do also see your side like if i'm really thinking about who do i

want to settle down have kids with and live a long life with yeah jason sudeikis who's older more mature more settled down like of course i get it harry's like rock star you know cocaine like i get it yeah but if we're just talking about looks right but are we're just talking about looks. Right. But are we ever just talking about looks, Turdy? No. And I feel like Jason Sudeikis probably has like an amazing personality. Like, I get it. Yeah. He's Ted Lasso.

Yeah. P-Jom energy. Yeah. But I might, that might be a hot take that Jason Sudeikis. That's, by the way, thank you. Thank you. That's a hot take. Let's just start pointing them out.

So people, we need to educate these morons. But there's two different types of hot takes. One that's just like the unpopular opinion. And two like one that will get you canceled. Yeah, of course. Of course. This is just like something I don't think would be the popular opinion. But sound off in the comments.

Yeah. There's really no bad choice when we're choosing between these two. But a new season of Ted Lasso. No, there's no bad choice. And Harry Styles, I would be so happy to date you as well. Right. I wouldn't kick him out of bed either. There's the new season of Ted Lasso.

Which is so annoying. Because Ben's not home. And he hasn't been home like for two weeks. And I can't watch it without him. And I'm so excited. It's when does it come out? It's out. Since when?

Like two days ago. Shit I should have watched it yesterday. Oh shit. Yeah. I guess. I think Zach watches it too. So maybe we'll come together for ago. Shit. I should have watched it yesterday. Oh shit. Yeah. I guess, I think Zach watches it too. So maybe we'll come together for it. Right.

On the night said Vanderpump isn't on. Vanderpump. He's obsessed. I know you guys, Zach comes into the bedroom every night. Is Vanderpump on tonight? And then finally on Wednesday, like after we put Harry down,

I was, he was so tired and I was like, by the way, Vanderpump is on tonight. He's like, you're lying. I was like, no the way, Vanderpump is on tonight. He's like, you're lying. I was like, no, that's how like the channels work. So cute.

So he's obsessed. So that's been, that's been nice. Do you see Talon, I think from Old Laguna Beach, he like did a TikTok video talking about how the Vander scandal has brought him and his wife together. Oh, no, I didn't see that. Like it's just they talk about it all the time like there's so many things to say there's so many like podcasts

to listen to there is and i feel like we don't zach and i don't talk about the things that are happening like off screen he just like loves the show now it's such a good show it's such a good show zach sees you know he sees quality he does and we love him for that are you ready for our next story which is going to be no quality content no

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Okay. I just assumed it was a movie. No, this is so limited series. Like it opens with the wedding weekend and a body in the water. Yeah. Who is it? Who did it? Right.

So the book is The Perfect couple by Ellen Hildebrand Claudia and I have both read it we love Ellen this is like this book was more murder mystery than Ellen usually goes for and it's such a great book so if you want like a a semi-thriller because it's like Ellen peaceful vibes with like yep just like a murder hanging over it takes place on beautiful Nantucket these young beautiful people are planning their wedding it's really it's gorgeous and I feel like they'll make it pretty oh my god they'll make it so pretty so I think it's ripe for a limited series and here's who's in talks for it Nicole Kidman I imagine she would be playing the mother of the groom because they're like he's like a from a famous Nantucket wealthy family the groom Liev schreiber i'm gonna say the father of her husband right

megan fahey dakota fanning and eve hewson who are all young actresses so the two big roles right is the bride the bride celeste and her friend merit merit merit yeah the merit i always thought was brunette so even they could all change Eve Houston. I mean, they could all change their hair. Yeah, and they could all change their hair. But we have two blondes. And Celeste is definitely blonde. I feel like. Megan Fahey is so the bride.

Megan Fahey has to be the bride. She's so the bride. Like, that's just so her. It's so her. She's so bridal. Yeah. And the bride is like kind of this like victim in a sense. Like everything's going wrong around her.

Yeah. Yeah, she is. But she's also not a little bit if you think about like what she's been up to. I don't remember. I'll tell you offline. So I'm really hoping Megan Fahey is a bride. There were some other ancillary characters, you know, like the sister-in-law. Maybe that's Dakota Fanning.

But these are also the names that were in talks, so maybe not everyone is confirmed, but Megan Fahey did post this article to her Instagram. Right, thus confirming all people. Thus confirming that she's in the movie show. No, I think it confirms that everyone's in it, honestly. And also a guy named Jack Rayner, who I don't know him.

He looks like Nicholas Holt, and I imagine he's the groom. The groom. This is such a random book for them to choose. I loved this book. But I don't feel like it's a book that has like a particular cult following. But you know what? I think that's better.

Because it's just a good plot for a TV show. You know? Yes. I don't think they need. It's not like a book that people are in love with. In the sense that if they steer from the original plot a little bit. People will be so offended. It's just good bones for a TV show. Because I don't even if they steer from the original plot a little bit people will be so offended it's just good bones for a tv show because i don't even remember every aspect of the

original plot i just remember like you know the characters sort of i remember i remember who done it yeah yeah yeah i think i remember too but um it also will be directed and executive produced by susan beer who did the undoing. So it should be good. I don't know. For me, Netflix doesn't have like an amazing track record with book adaptations. Like I didn't think Luckiest Girl Alive was that great. And maybe I'm just protective of it

because it's one of my favorite books of all time. And I'm like one of those toxic reader fans. But I didn't think it was good. And I don't think a lot of people thought it was good. So I don't have like, like there are some networks where like I know they're gonna do good work um with with an adaptation and let me ask you something what is a good book to movie or show adaptation of a book that you've read okay I didn't read it though but like I think where the crawdads was a great adaptation it was and I can say I read it and it

was but of a book that you've read because I feel like when you read the book, you always hate, you don't like the show because it there's, it's never going to be apples to apples. Well here, by the way, I hated Daisy Jones and the six and I'm kind of liking the TV show. It's not amazing,

but it's good. Okay. But of a book that I hated the book, I need a book that you liked. I don't know. I feel like I actually haven't, I don't have a lot of experiences with books and movies like I either never read the book or they never made my favorite book into a tv show you know yeah all of

the experiences that I've had with books to shows and where I've read the book I did not like the show okay I got one I got one but it's so random the hating game with Lucy Hale no that's good uh I liked the book and i liked the movie it wasn't a particularly you know thought-provoking piece of work either way it was just like a silly rom-com yeah it was good they were both good no it can be done it's not like a fait accompli that like it's gonna be what like a fait accompli, like a certain ending. Fait accompli. Is it French?

No, no. I'm not correcting you. I'm asking. No, no, no. It is French, I think. Let me Google the actual translation. Are you saying like a complete fate? Yeah, like a certain fate.

I'm obsessed. A fait accompli. It is a thing that has already happened or been decided before those affected hear about it. But like spell it for me. Leaving them with no option to accept it. F-A-I-T space A-C-C-O-M-P-L-I. Fait accompli. It's a fait accompli.

So I don't think it's a fait accompli that a book is going to be a crappy movie or show i can cite a few examples even though i didn't read but like worldwide success for harry potter of course and i don't think harry potter readers are like the show is the movie is crap you're right game of thrones also twilight twilight and for me confessions of a shopaholic i forget that that was a book my one of my favorite book series ever. One of my favorite movies ever. Yeah. So it can be done.

I'm really hopeful for The Perfect Couple, even though it's not my favorite book. So I feel like... It's almost better. It's like a four-star read. Yeah, I just actually checked this morning. You don't have so much invested in it. Like your whole life isn't on the line

if it's not cast exactly how you wanted it. No, and it does feel like the type of show given like Nicole Kidman and the undoing lady that people will like just become obsessed with not because of the book at all but it's just a really good premise it's like it's kind of like in the undoing it was like did she didn't she did he didn't he who did it and this is really just a whodunit it's a good premise for a limited series like we there's a crime in the beginning and with the whole, it's like big, big little lies, big little lies, except I thought nine perfect strangers,

which was a book I intentionally didn't read so that I could, you could enjoy the show. I thought the show was horrible. I never even finished it. I watched the first episode. I'm like, this is crap. It was absolute crap.

Crap. Yeah. Anyways, this is exciting news. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. I hope it all chugs along nicely looking forward and I think this is also a really good I think a lot of people have been wondering

what's Megan Fahey gonna do next like she had this breakout role she's been kind of quiet just like being a fabulous it girl Ralph Lauren Emmys Oscars whatever and we were curious what is Megan Fahey gonna do next and this is it and I think this is great. No, and unfortunately, like in Hollywood, like if you're not doing something next. On to the next. Unless you like once you've already reached a certain level, like you could take some time off. But like we need to know what's next for her. Your career is a series of moves and we needed to know her next move.

And this is a strong next move. Agreed. Liev Schreiber, Netflix, Undoing, Nicole Kidman, Dakota. It's very, it's premium. It's A-list. It's perfect. Premium. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Just some heartwarming news. Okay. Mason Ramsey took a fan to prom

and posted about it on TikTok and Reels, and it was really quite beautiful. So one of his fans commented, like, Mason, will you go to prom with me and he was like sure and so he went to her house picked her up I forget she's her name is Ella literally gorgeous she's gorgeous such a pretty 16 year old age appropriate like literally a shift should be his girlfriend so they took pictures her dad came out with a gun you know like you better take care

of my girl uh he had a nice escalade for her. They went to prom. I'm dead. I'm dead. They went to pre-prom, took pictures with like all of her friends. Mason was very generous with his time, taking pictures with everyone. They went to the prom. They danced. Then someone else asked Ella to dance. So like Mason boogied the night away with everyone else at the school because, you know, why not? But then he took Ella home back to her father because he promised that he would. She had a curfew. But like the way I'm praying that these two are still talking.

She's beautiful. Yeah. He's really coming into his own. They kind of look like siblings, but like in a good way. Yeah, in a way that like you and Ben look like siblings. Right. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'm obsessed. I love this. but like in a good way. Yeah, in a way that like you and Ben look like siblings. Right, 100%, 100%.

I'm obsessed. I love this. I feel like, I don't know if it's been intentional like as a strategy, but the way that Mason Ramsey has grown up very normally, continue to release music and stay relevant and like post content to social media, but not to the point where it's like sad

or has been or too much. He is being, I don't know if he's being managed, but if he is, it's to perfection. I feel like we talk about him once every six months. Like it's good. Yeah, because he does something viral, intentionally viral, but it like hits and goes viral in a good way. It's all very sweet and good natured content.

I think he does have management and he's, I think he signed with good people when he rose to yodeling fame I remember like Florida Georgia Line was working with him I think yeah I think everybody really looked out for him and and he somehow landed with just like good people who are allowing him to live his life grow up and there is a big career waiting for him whenever he decides that he wants it but like he's still only 16 like there's more school to be done he works at subway he still well he actually he owns the subway but he works there too he still uh probably lives with his grandparents like I think this is all so good and

I look forward to whatever music he puts out one day because I think he's actually truly talented oh my god I think in order to have a long, successful, illustrious career, these years are really important that he has like normalcy and is able to mature. I agree. And I think like when you boil it down to like you strip away, you know, the yodeling and the whatever. And he's extremely talented.

And so much of the music that he puts out, I mean, that song, like I actually cry when I hear it. On my way up the mountain, I want to look around and take in every sunset before it fades. As fast as I am going, I want to stop and smell the roses and make an every I have made on my way.

It's a beautiful song. It's a beautiful song. It's a beautiful song. You guys should listen to it. Whenever we talk about him, we talk about this one song because he put out an EP of all good songs and also one of them went viral on TikTok. Before I knew it, I was holding all the doors,

holding her hand, getting off of work just as fast as I can, calling you up, calling what you're doing. before I knew it right so and that's not even the best song in the album the best song on the album is on my way and it's just a signal of what's to come for him so I hope he graduates high school he had said on Ellen he wanted to go to college remember she laughed at his big dream of going to college fuck Ellen that was really by the way when I was fucking done with Ellen she was so nasty go back and watch that interview

and just look at how condescending and like low-key rude Ellen was to the yodel kid like why yeah no because she was like what do you like because she grants wishes whatever and his wish was right to go to college so fucking what a pure answer and shouldn't we be encouraging the youth to stay in school she She like mocked him. That really bothered me. Yeah, it bothered me too. I obviously haven't forgotten about it. I hope he goes to college and then gets in the studio with FGL.

Anyone else? He got close with Brian Kelly, not the points guy, of former Florida Georgia Line fame. Because he's like a big songwriter. In addition to being one half of FGL, he writes a lot of songs for other people. Everyone who's successful in country music's like a big songwriter. In addition to being one half of FGL. He like writes a lot of songs for other people. Everyone who's successful in country music is also a big songwriter. Right.

And he wrote some songs for Mason Ramsey. I think they were a really good duo. And I think, you know, Brian Kelly's like a good guy. He probably looked out for Mason. I hope they work together again. Yeah. I hope so too. But as I stated, it's all waiting for him.

And this is a great segue to talk about some other country music that dropped today. Getting Old, the album by Luke Combs is here. How much have you listened to? I listened to it, I think maybe almost all the way through while I was getting ready. But it was very much in the background. I wasn't focused. Yeah, I listened. I got up to my song, We'll Never Die.

Oh my God, by the way, I think I literally got up to the same. But it's a huge album. I think we're only halfway through. Oh, really I forgot it's 18 songs let me see and there were like definitely a few that immediately caught my eye like Hannah Ford Road just popped off my songs will never die loved and still oh my I didn't even get to listen to the fast car shit I have been waiting in order attorney Lou I know the way that we contended for Luke Holmes to release a cover of fast car by Tracy Chapman because that was like one of the first videos he ever did that went viral and it's

like a song there's a few covers he does that are like really famous in Luke's stand-up that's one of them Jack and Diane by Teddy Mellencamp's dad is it's funny how like my initial i automatically said teddy mellencamp not john mellencamp yeah um is one of his is one of his best covers i need him to release john mellencamp has become like an epo father he's only he's only famous because of his daughter teddy well these days like kind of no like she was just i literally just saw an article about her this morning that she took her kids to a John Mellencamp concert. Yeah, no, her and her dad are close.

It's really nice. And he is, like, America's sweetheart. John Cougar Mellencamp. Yeah. No, he's like a Bruce. He's like a Bruce, yeah. People are, I feel like. But I think he eats three meals a day.

Bruce is, like, East Coast. And John Mellencamp is, like, West Coast. Do you get that vibe? No. Okay. I don't. Cool. But sound off in the comments if you do.

Like I could be wrong. I don't know that much about either of them. Korean life goes on. Long after the thrill of living is gone. I need Luke Holmes' cover. He like did it in a bar once and it went like so viral you guys need to watch it and i need him like next album can't do like two covers on one album i agree so we got fast car i need jack and diane okay tell them i'm just putting it out in

the universe i so i can't really give any full statements on my thoughts it's incredible but like i need to really live with it yeah i gotta do a lot of driving this weekend so I can listen to it. Same. That's what I'm going to do today. I think there's some other music out, but like I can't focus on anything besides this. New music who? Luke Combs.

New music, Combe Day. It's getting old day. So that is our show, our final one of the week. I hope you guys have an amazing weekend. Recover, rejuvenate,

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Sorry I asked. Yeah, you should be. Okay. No, I'm having dinner with Brian tonight, so that's something. Yeah, that's cool. Going somewhere fabulous? Yeah, of course. And you're not being alone.

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