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Good morning, Millennials!
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday.
It is hump day!
We're getting over the hump in the middle of the week.
We're feeling good.
We're feeling accomplished.
We're rising and grinding.
Hey, Jax.
How you doing?
I'm darn good.
It is a hump day.
Alas, it is.
How are you doing?
Kind of?
Hunkering down.
Yeah.
So right now is the calm before the storm.
We actually woke up and the day was pretty pargy.
But the storm, the hurricane is set to hit the west coast of Florida around 1 a.m. this evening.
So it's going to be a long night.
I feel like tomorrow we'll know more about what will be.
So yeah, just sitting tight, stocking up.
Hopefully you just like sleep through it.
Hopefully. Hopefully. But I don't know I think it's kind of worse to have it in the middle of night because like you can't sleep it's
also dark like if you're actually in actual danger the darkness just like hurts your cause yeah but
like it's it will be hard to sleep it's going to be so loud but who could even sleep at a time like
this you know it's so interesting this photo's going viral I don't know if you've seen it of
the international space station they took a picture of the actual hurricane from there. They're above it.
At a glance.
And it's like this huge, it looks like a cloud.
And like, you're telling me there's nothing they could do?
Like they're up there, like just like, I don't know, like take a vacuum and like,
it looks like smoke.
Like just, I don't know.
Well, there are a lot of theories that the weather can be changed.
Excuse me?
I think it's called cloud seeding.
I never heard of that. How do they change it?
I don't
know. I've not really looked into it but I've
been seeing stuff like that
it's possible to change the weather
for better or for worse.
Blame it on the weatherman.
That was such a good song. They were so
right for that too.
Not today. The weathermen are doing their jobs
but generally speaking on the day to day they can't be trusted can't be trusted no you literally can't predict the weather so like
stop trying literally um I just thought that was so interesting like they saw it it's like you know
you were afraid of this thing that's heading towards earth and like you see it like just grab
it you know yeah it's a good theory did anyone else have that thought no I didn't I thought it
was really crazy that you could see it.
Yeah.
And they're showing a lot of comparisons.
Of course, like in our lifetime, what is like the greatest hurricane?
It's Katrina.
And this one looks like on par, possibly bigger than Katrina, which is so scary.
Yeah.
So I hope everyone is evacuating, praying for a miracle.
And we'll see. Just, praying for a miracle. Seriously.
And we'll see.
Just, yeah, really crazy.
I've never been this anxious for a storm.
But also, as they say, this is like a once in a century sort of weather event.
So everyone's really on edge.
Now, shifting gears a little bit, I want to talk about something that I did last night.
Okay, that's what we're here to do.
I watched This Is The Voice. I don't know what compelled me it was
just like on I was feeling cable because Ben and I were watching cable we were watching the Mets
game the Mets won go Mets and the Mets do you meet the Mets I didn't not today I have but I didn't
right I know um and they won which is so fabulous and so we were just like on the YouTube TV app and
I don't know I just didn't feel like changing it. So I said, what else?
Just cable.
You don't have to explain your choices.
Yeah.
It's just definitely weird of me because I'm like so modern.
I'm like really cutting edge.
And they're like, what are you doing watching cable, girly?
Well, you know, I took a trip down memory lane.
And I was just like, what else does cable have to offer?
And The Voice was on.
And every time I watched The Voice, which is not a lot.
Like I always enjoy it.
Especially the blind auditions.
I think once after that, the show kind of loses its edge for me. Like the turning of the chairs is the best part. And I had forgotten they really shook up
the judges. So right now it's Reba returns, Gwen Stefani returns, and new judges Snoop Dogg
and Michael Bublé. Now I didn't know what to expect. And lo and behold, I tuned in in the
middle and the first audition I see
is this young handsome guy
who,
like Michael Bublé
has to be his idol.
Okay.
He did Frank Sinatra.
He had this really low,
deep voice.
He was incredible.
And you know me,
I'm such a harsh critic.
I was seriously like,
I was making fun of everyone
last night.
Sorry,
people were stinking it up.
I have no notes.
This guy was amazing,
Jackie.
So we're watching
and like everyone turns around
and like Michael Bublé is the last one and he doesn't turn around and I'm like jealous yes
so I say being better like wait that's really weird like this guy was obviously put on the
show for Michael Buble like they have people who are so obviously like be dying to be team boob
and then it got me thinking because then I that was the first thing I saw and then I watched the
rest of the episode like with this you know critical eye of Michael Bublé and I
came to the conclusion as if you were you came in so unbiased him not turning around for that guy
was like seriously disgraceful and his reasoning was like you know I don't want to you know I want
to have um you know a lot of different artists like in different lanes like I don't want to just
do one lane of course but you get like a team of 20 people so choose this guy like it was so obvious
that like this younger honestly more talented guy like he was threatened he was literally threatened
and then it really got me thinking about his place on the show because Michael Bublé is like
really not famous enough to be in that chair when you think about the people who they like Alicia
Keys, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson like I disagree with you because you're naming the
biggest ones when you think about Niall Horan, Gwen Stefani.
But they're both bigger than Michael Bublé.
I don't think so.
And Michael Bublé is so talented.
Like, like his voice.
I know you can't listen to him anymore.
And I'm not even a Bublé stan.
But like, I just have to.
Of course, she's over here defending Michael Bublé.
I have to take up the cause.
Like, he's not out of place there. He's completely out of place. You can tell he feels so threatened
especially because yeah Gwen Stefani but like Reba and Snoop Dogg they're like the biggest stars in
the world and he is so corny Michael Bublé. Jackie he's literally like he does not stop trying to
make jokes and he does these like awkward bits and he's just trying so hard like shut up. Oh my god
he's bothering me so much and I up oh my god he's bothering me
so much and I admit like I am completely biased I think there are two types of people in this world
like people who see the truth about Michael Bublé and people who are still like having the veil
you know cover their eyes like he is so toxic like I just know it and the fact that he didn't
turn around for that Frank Sinatra looking type of guy like classic classic stuff and he's just
oh my god he makes the show so unenjoyable
his little bits like behind the scenes with the other judges like stop so not they eat that stuff
up no no no no because I eat that stuff up like I love that shit oh yes I do they did so many
especially with Reba and Snoop Dogg like I was living for it and then it got me on like a Snoop
Dogg kick I know everyone's like obsessed with Snoop Dogg but me and Ben were really surprised
because I think like if you're a real vocalist you might not choose Snoop Dogg. But me and Ben were really surprised because I think like if you're a real vocalist, you
might not choose Snoop Dogg like that.
He's really known for like branding and obviously like really good music making, but not vocals.
So I was like, oh, no one's going to choose him.
And he was giving like to the contestants before they even chose like such good advice.
He was so sweet.
And he was like wanting to meet people's families.
He adds like really good entertainment value to the show. Like he's fucking hysterical. Me and Ben were dying.
But he's such a sweetie. Like he really was giving like dad energy and it made me like
really like him so much. And then I just went on a spiral because I'm like,
does Snoop Dogg have a girlfriend? Or like I was just wondering about his personal life. And you
know what I discovered? And I feel like this doesn't get talked about enough.
What? He's been married forever?
To his high school sweetheart.
Still married.
Do they have kids?
Yeah.
How many?
Okay.
I don't remember like exactly that.
But that's beautiful.
No, I know.
And it was just like, why is Snoop Dogg like not getting the PJOM treatment?
He's getting the PJOM treatment, but I just feel like we don't even have all the pertinent information.
Four children.
Four kids.
Cordell, Corey, Julian Julian and Cordy cute names
what happened with Julian's name yeah I don't know maybe they like got over the whole like see
then they went back he's either like the first or the fourth you know you just read them were
they not in birth no I just like went some random order from Google oh okay oh Gemini yeah yeah
so it was kind of an eye-opening experience for me.
Like, obviously, Reba, we knew.
And Gwen Stefani, even though, like, I don't really, like, fuck with her.
She's a good coach.
Like, she's funny.
She likes to, like, play games with everyone.
To a certain, like, person, like, some people love her.
Like, they're her dream coach.
It's really crazy.
So it's.
It's so crazy.
It's a really good season, like, without Michael Bublé.
I am seriously, like, on the warpath.
I hate this man.
Like, this is an official Michael Bublé hate podcast.
It already was.
Oh, and by the way.
Ever since 2020.
Then in my DMs, people were like, wait, why?
I love Michael Bublé.
And I'm like, oh, they obviously haven't seen the video.
And by the way, and that's why he's on the show.
Like, he has such a big.
There was, like, four people.
No, but he has't seen the video. And by the way, and that's why he's on the show. Like he has such a big. There was like four people. No, but he has such a big audience, like a core audience of like women.
I think older women.
And he hits that bucket.
He just does.
So I was like, oh, they obviously haven't seen the video of Michael Bublé and his wife.
And I went to go find it.
Jackie, it has been scrubbed from the internet.
I could not find it.
I searched everywhere.
If you can find that video.
I need to see it again because I feel like the power of it is waning for me. No, no, no, it's not.
And I need to be like re-upped. The video, the only thing I could find. I need my booster. The
only thing I could find was that they had made like a response video. Um, she was like speaking
in Spanish being like, you know, thank you guys for looking out for stuff like that. It's so
important, but like, that's not what's going on here. Um, and he's like hovering in the back,
like seriously pinching her. Like he's so crazy. If like that's not what's going on here. And he's like hovering in the back, like seriously pinching her.
Like he's so crazy.
If you don't know
what I'm talking about,
and there's no way you don't
because this is,
you can add it to my list
of favorite stories.
Anytime Michael Bublé comes up,
him and his wife,
they have like a lot
of like Instagram followers
and they do like Instagram
lives and shit.
Especially in 2020,
that was the thing to do.
There was like two instances
because one I did find,
but that's not the one.
The one video was like,
he doesn't know that they're live yet.
And he like literally like, like physically like grabs and shoves her.
And it's like, oh, excuse me.
And he doesn't know they're live.
And then they know it.
Oh, hey, welcome.
Like serial, serial killer vibes.
And then there was another one where she goes to hang up the live and, and he thinks that
she's done, but she's not.
And he's like, I'm going to kill you.
Now you can say that to your spouse.
I'm going to kill you.
You know, when there already is evidence, I'm like, yeah.
No, he's like, I'm literally, he said it twice before she hung up the live.
Oh, my God.
No, this man is no bueno.
I'm telling you, he has such an ick vibe.
Once you see it, because before I saw that video, I like seriously wouldn't give two shits.
I actually went to a Michael Bublé concert, okay?
Like, who cares?
No, once.
Mr. Christmas, the modern Frank Sinatra.
He's not.
He's a hack.
But once you see the truth-
He has a nice voice, Journey.
He has a nice voice.
He has a nice voice.
He belongs on a cruise ship.
Once you see the truth about Michael Bublé,
you cannot unsee it.
And so there are two people in this world,
people who have seen it
and people who just haven't yet.
Got yet, being not pretty important.
And my favorite Michael Bublé fact
that I seriously cannot
talk about him without bringing up is Taylor Strecker's Taylor Strecker's favorite story to
tell is like you know her first marriage which obviously didn't work out that like they should
have known that something was wrong because their wedding song was just haven't met you yet which is
literally a song about like not having met the right person that's funny he I like home that's a good song by the way same we need someone else to cover it
it's like if Michael Buble does get canceled like there are going to be a couple songs it's going to
be hard to live without and I just want to say like I am here for the cancelization of Michael
Buble like that is cancel culture I support. I'm ready for the world.
Like how we just had this,
like we're looking at everything Blake Lively's ever done through new eyes.
Let's do that with Michael Bublé.
Okay.
Well now the way I feel now,
I'm kind of clouded by the Diddy stuff because I'm like,
these are some of the worst things I've ever like seen and heard.
And like,
it's,
it's hardcore.
And we need to take out all that trash before like we start analyzing people's old interviews for like a smirk that was made a thousand percent and I think like when you look at
the the hate Blake Lively got like it's really insane compared to like what people like bad
people actually do P. Diddy Michael Buble is not Blake Lively he's not P. Diddy he's somewhere in
between right but I'm just saying like the bleep the P. Diddy stuff is really like taking up a lot of my like
time and energy and cancellations.
Yeah. Cancellations.
I feel that. And I'm waiting for
the names. Like I literally every day wake
up looking for the names. Checking. Yeah.
I'm making a list and I'm checking it twice.
Because that lawyer said we're getting the names.
I know. They said we were getting the names with
Epstein. Like I can't get excited until
the actual list is in front of me.
Yeah.
But then people make, like, fake lists.
They do make fake lists.
They make fake lists.
Jimmy Kimmel.
Chrissy Teigen, John Legend.
Yeah.
That's unfortunate.
That's, like, that's really not cool.
It is.
Yeah.
So.
I shall wait.
I haven't met you yet.
Well, thank you for sharing your truth.
You're welcome.
And honestly, tune into this most recent season of The Voice.
It's fabulous.
It's a good family friendly.
And then they had a 13 year old.
Jackie, you like seriously would have died for this kid.
He's the youngest contestant this season.
His parents were there like, no, he's an abnormal 13 year old.
All he wants to do is go to church and sing.
He dresses like a maitre d', like he was wearing like a blue velvet suit the mom was like
we don't like push this on him like all he wakes up he says he wakes me up he's like mom we gotta
go to church like he was so cute you never heard a voice like this in your fucking life he sounded
like Aretha Franklin like it was insane whose team is he on oh me and Ben were dying no everyone turned around for him so we could have
chosen anyone and we really thought he was going to choose michael buble because like that was the
vibe and so he's talking to everyone everyone's giving him advice and while reba's giving him
advice he's jackie's 13 and he goes reba i just have to say i'm a survivor oh my god we were
cracking up and then he chose he goes all right who are you gonna choose who you're gonna choose he goes Reba it was hysterical like seriously I could see I could see and I think
Reba is exactly who he should have chosen as a young man in the industry like I think she'll be
a protector stalwart shepherd yeah and you have to think about who his parents probably told him
to like you know you get caught up in a bad crowd I feel like Michael Bublé it's like a pipeline
to yeah to bad news he's so young and impressionable like Reba will be that maternal
spirit for him you could get caught up in a bad crowd on the voice you really can't no I'm telling
you Michael Bublé is threatened by like when you think about people who have come off the voice
like Morgan Wallen Michael Bublé is not of the caliber he's not impenetrable like it's not
impossible for somebody on his team to
eventually supersede him yes but Morgan Wallen like didn't come off the voice like I think we've
spoken about this before like his success I think was actually like hampered by the voice well like
I think it's just like something he pretends didn't happen Michael Bublé wouldn't have turned around
for Morgan Wallen that's for damn sure no so which that
would seriously judge our Jackie it would have been like someone coming on the voice I'm a guest
they sing toast and I didn't turn around like but like but the thing is I could see that and I would
have said I would have thought his reason for not turning on would have been different I think the
reason that he stayed in made him look like jealous weie. Because what he could have said, it's like when you're so close to something,
like it makes him like the harshest critic of that genre.
Right?
Like if that person came on and didn't sing toast,
but sang something else,
like you might be more inclined to turn around
because like you're not as close in it.
The way you will jump through hoops to defend toxic men
like Liam Payne and Michael Bublé.
Defend Liam Payne. It's noted. How about that? Like I can't just come Payne and Michael Bublé. Defend Liam Payne.
It's noted.
How about that?
Like I can't just come on here and speak my truth.
You guys have no idea.
I was on FaceTime this morning with a friend.
Oh wow, she has friends.
And we were just like talking about life, whatever.
And so many times I just like.
My brain just like.
Turned off. Crapped out. Like I was looking for a word that like wasn't a difficult word I still didn't find it and I was like this doesn't bode well for the show today you know like don't miss
on my words sometimes that happens and you just need to I'm glad you brought it up so if like if
people like what was wrong with Jackie today she explained it at the top of the show it's so
important to set the scene that's why I always share when I have my period I thought maybe like I didn't I hadn't finished my first coffee
now I'm on my second coffee but also I don't really have anything to say to the charges that
you just levied at me I don't have anything to say oh because you know I spoke nothing but truths
no because I'm not going to waste my time on this I'm certainly not going to waste my time on Liam
Payne or Michael Buble I'll save my arguments for a better case.
I think that's fair.
So yeah, I think Michael Buble should be canceled.
Agreed.
I think that he should be thrown to the wolves.
Lock him up and throw away the key.
Go to bed without supper.
And that's that on the end.
Same for Liam Payne.
Agreed.
Oh, so nice to finally have a co-host.
Like I really see eye to eye with.
I'm going to give it a shot.
Just be like an agreeable queen.
Just being like agreeable.
I think it's going to be so boring.
But maybe I don't have the fight in me today.
Like I'm doing hurricane prep.
It's so true.
Could she be doing more?
Like there's just a lot going on.
So I'm going to see where it takes me.
Just being agreeable.
Just be agreeing with you.
Let's see how you guys like it.
Yeah, no, it may be boring for the listeners.
For me, it's going to be a treat.
Well, I don't think our stories are that controversial.
Right, right.
So it's going to be easy for you today.
But we'll see.
You never know.
We also have dear toasters.
But we usually align on dear toasters.
We do.
We do.
Because at the end of the day, our core tenants are simpatico.
Simpaticoness, yeah.
Simpatico core tenants.
Yeah.
I feel like Michael Bublé would have a song called Simpatico.
I feel like Michael Bublé is mean to his wife.
It's just a feeling. Well well they're still together right and that was four years ago
which just so you know like is not any like it's not an indication that i'm no but it's like we
won't get they're not gonna get more no there's no tell-all book coming out no but there should be
and we burn them at the stake. Exactly. That's what I've been saying.
So we have quite a lot to get into today.
Yeah.
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I know.
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Like, I don't know what commercial that was that, like, really had such a profound impact on me.
Where they were like, The Bears.
What commercial is that?
The Turt.
It's, like, obviously a commercial for somebody's sports.
Like, I feel like a cable package or whatever. I don't think it was a commercial duh bears no it
was it was by the way I just saw a video of Michael Buble gate and I've had my boost how did you find
it I had my yearly booster text it to me I need a booster okay it's really bad it's worse than I
remember uh no probably not worse than you remember.
I spent like 25 minutes looking for it last night.
It's on Facebook.
Oh, I did YouTube and TikTok.
YouTube and TikTok.
Why not Google?
I don't know.
What about your best friend Gemini?
Why didn't you call your best friend Gemini?
Oh, okay, wait.
Maybe she could help you.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Maybe she could help you.
I need to watch it, you guys.
A little bit.
Hola, chicos.
Hola, chicos.
Oh! Hola, chicos. Hola, chicos. Oh!
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, it's worse than I remember.
That's like actually not funny.
No, it's not funny.
Just your, oh!
Okay.
So now you're not even just being agreeable.
You actually agree.
I agree.
Michael Bublé is not what he seems Michael Buble is over party to what degree
I don't I couldn't say but he's not what he seems he's not what he seems it's there's dark energy
in that home which is a great segue into our first story oh what is our first story oh the housemaid
is about a home with dark energy because the
book The Housemaid by Freda McFadden which is a fantastic thriller that you'll read in less than
24 hours and you should read it. I literally read it in two hours. Literally because it's being
turned into a movie yay and casting news has come out and director news and it's fire. It's fire.
It's probably was the most read thriller last year
probably well one I think most freedom mcfadden books are free on kindle unlimited so that like
does good for her but also it's like just the easiest read and if you ever like looked into
freedom mcfadden and her career it's so impressive she's like not a writer by trade she's like a
because she writes about like deeply disturbed people. She is like a psychiatrist.
And she writes these little short stories like for fun.
And also like I think part of her like patience, like healing journey is like read these books.
And she publishes them and she has become huge.
I wonder if she's still like a practicing psychiatrist.
She's one of the biggest thriller authors.
And they're not short stories.
They're full novels. But they're such quick reads that it feels like short stories.
No, and she has never once failed. Like I've never never guessed the plot twist like she always comes out of left field and
it's not like unbelievable I hate when people do like a plot twist in a book or a movie that makes
no fucking sense no hers they were like in front of me the entire time and I've never guessed it
yeah so the housemate is going to be turned into a movie and it will be starring Sidney Sweeney
and Amanda Seyfried now if you've read
the book this casting is so perfect because the younger actress does resemble the older one a lot
they're very similar and i never thought sydney sydney seyfried looked alike yeah but they're
twins this is and they're both like such good actresses like it's going to be quality the
director is paul feig who did um bridesmaids and a simple favor. Like it's going to be quality. The director is Paul Feig who did Bridesmaids and A Simple Favor.
So like this is going to be,
I think this is going to be one of the few projects
where the movie is just as good as the book.
I have a lot of high hopes as well.
I do want to say one thing, not to be negative,
because, you know, I just discovered, like most people,
Cindy Sweeney in Euphoria.
And I actually remember coming on the show and recapping because she in the second season it was really a
lot about her she was so fantastic like really some of the best acting I've seen I thought she
totally should have won the Emmy for that like throw-up scene in the hot tub and I thought it
was cool like that she really was so talented in addition I think she gets a lot of attention
because she's really beautiful but she does have like the acting chops to match. And then I saw Anyone But You.
And I wanted to take back every positive thing
I'd ever said about her acting skills.
It was actually like comically bad, her acting.
And now I feel so torn.
Like I can't tell if Sidney Sweeney's an amazing actress
or a bad one.
Like I need to see The Housemaid
and then I'll make my final decree.
Yeah, that wasn't an initial thought
when I was actually thinking about this but I kind of, I pushed it down final decree yeah that wasn't an initial thought when I was actually
thinking about this but I kind of I pushed it down it was or was it it was like are you just
being agreeable I didn't mention it because I was being agreeable and just being excited about the
news yeah but like and I'm excited I could see her ruining this movie like that's it's a possibility
for saying that I'm not saying she's going to and I pray that she won't but like that's possible because Sydney
Sweeney is like the biggest star in Hollywood and she's done like a couple of movies since Euphoria
I think the only one that people really saw was Anyone But You she's also in that White Lotus
oh yeah yeah yeah but she didn't have a huge role she's just like being a bitch on
the beach like that that's the thing she was very similar in euphoria she was like that bitchy high
school popular cheerleader I think she's really good at that maybe she's really mean in real life
like I think I don't know how well she's gonna play like meek little housemaid yeah and anyone
but you she was supposed to pay this like down on her luck, you know, millennial.
Like it just it was not good. It was really bad.
So that's a possibility, a concern.
However, I'm going to override it.
No, and Amanda Seyfried does have experience in these like spooky types of movies.
She made this one really weird movie called Chloe with Julianne Moore.
Like seriously don't watch it.
It was so weird.
But it was very spooky and she crushed it.
So and she's kind of a chameleon.
Like she could be Karen for Mean Girls and then she could be Elizabeth Holmes.
Like she really is a chameleon.
So I have no concerns about her.
You don't?
No.
Do you? No. I have less. Less. Less concerns about her you don't know okay I have less less less concerns about her I guess I haven't
watched like so much of her stuff I also didn't know that they were making this into a movie and
that's just like that was part of the news for me too and that's exciting I think this is a has the
potential to be the next gone girl the story itself like the way that this story happens like
I think it could be just as big and they're giving
it everything they've got so I think they couldn't have chosen like a better movie however we said
all of these things about the perfect couple on Netflix it's Netflix it's Nicole Kidman it's
is this like in theaters is this on a streamer uh Netflix does have a way of ruining books
oh interesting I think they did not do a good job with luckiest girl alive
Lionsgate so I guess they'll make the movie yeah perhaps that's promising who do you think is going
to be like the husband I mean it's kind of irrelevant who the husband is no actually the
husband plays a really important role because you need to I don't want to spoil anything and I don't spoil anything you need to
just have a lot of faces yeah I think be the sweet husband you need a really talented actor
for the husband for real okay anyways I think this is all very exciting news it is it is and
I think that we often hear like blank book is getting picked up option for a movie tv show
but to actually have casting news knowing that the ball is getting rolling like every book is getting picked up option for a movie TV show, but to actually have casting news, knowing that the ball is getting rolling.
Like every book I ever liked is being technically somebody bought the rights
to,
and they never get made.
So this is actually like people are,
it's probably in production.
Like,
you know,
the script is being written.
That's very exciting.
I'm happy for Frida.
It is very exciting.
I'm also happy for Frida.
I'm so glad.
And I do hope,
and I think when I was recapping,
it ends with us.
I think really the success in that movie was they did not change, like, huge things.
Yeah.
And Frida is such a master of, like, plot and plot twists
that if they try to put their Hollywood spin on it,
like, I've never once been surprised by, like, a Hollywood movie.
They don't know how to do it.
Except Shutter Island.
True.
But Quentin Tarantino is not doing this film even though he should
correct i really hope this should be scorsese step aside fig leave it to scorsese i really
hope they don't mess with like the bones and the structure because it is perfect yeah i'm i'm sure
they'll add a lot they'll probably add characters like a friend a kooky neighbor but this is good let's take the win and we'll see ya when it's out plus there's a house made
too so if this is a bonanza there's pretence for a sequel and the house made too was good like
we knew the formula at this point so it wasn't amazing but it was a good read i'm trying to
remember oh yeah yeah they were in this in that apartment she lives in the city yeah yeah she's in the city and she's working for a
woman in her apartment on the upper east side in the Dakota where John Lennon lived yeah in like a
apartment this could and I'm not gonna say anything more because that could spoil something
so except it's worth knowing that Sidney Sweeney is the housemaid so if there's housemaid 2
Sidney Sweeney would be in housemaid two.
There's like a actually really disturbing part of that book.
Like the end.
We'll discuss offline.
Yeah, yeah.
Wouldn't want to spoil something that's coming out in six years.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
No.
Teeth?
No, we'll discuss offline.
Okay, so you obviously weren't impacted. Because if I said teeth and you knew what I was talking about, you obviously weren't impacted by okay so you obviously like weren't impact because
you if I said teeth and you knew what I was talking you obviously weren't impacted by that
scene like I was no no I was kind of reading them very quickly yeah yeah that was a good like time
in my life discovering Frida yeah bad teacher she has a you read the teacher by Frida that's her
most recent no because the last Frida I read I'd like I Frida a little too close to the sun
but I think you could be ready for some more Frida in your life.
I think I could, actually.
But sometimes, like, there are Frida books.
What's the one about that abandoned house?
Like, that couple goes to see a house because they think they want to buy it,
and they get snowed in for the weekend?
The thing about Frida books is you're not going to remember the titles, really.
However.
Yeah, they're so arbitrary.
It's called, like, I.
House on the Hill, like. No, no, no or like I could live here never lie yes thank you never lie to me that's Frida's best book
and dead ass do not read that book alone at night like I would it takes a lot for me to like be
afraid of a book shaking for me that was one of the few four-star Frida Reads what but that twist was
so good it was so good oh my god I think I had had too much Frida I've read in total though four
Frida books I've read way more she has so many she's a queen how much money you think she has
like a lot right I don't know she gives her books away for free on I think she has a deal
with Amazon because I think a lot of people get Kindle unlimited because of all the free to books
like she's a huge pull for them I think Amazon pays her handsomely I don't think she's doing
charity work no not charity but she's not making every book sale very taken care of I think she
also sells physical copies I think she's very taken care of i think she also sells physical copies i think she's very
taken care of because she's set the volume yeah you know yeah anyways are you ready for our next
story someone who we actually haven't discussed in this episode yet but all the other people we've
been talking about like feel like her so it feels like we've already spoken about her
who anne hathaway oh i'm obsessed with this let's go Anne Hathaway is apologizing for a
cringe interview with the same reporter who almost quit over her nightmare Blake Lively interview
so yeah we talked about the Blake Lively interviews and actually there is some more to this lady's
story because the reporter named Flaw or Kirstie Flaw. Yeah, she's like Dutch.
Yeah, she shared a clip of an interview from 2012
with Anne Hathaway when she was promoting Les Mis.
So this is the woman who, if you guys remember,
that really started the Blake Lively cancellation.
That video resurfaced and it resurfaced
because Flaw released it.
And so I think she was like hoping to get the same like
attention with this. And she actually is like, this made a lot of waves. It came up on my TikTok
and it's, I think it's, it's on par. I think it's worse than Blake Lively's like, it's,
this was probably Anne Hathaway's like darkest time. This is when everyone disliked her. She
took herself so seriously when she won the Oscars. She said she will it as a weapon against self-doubt like she was insufferable
this was the worst time to be on hathaway in my opinion two roads diverge to be agreeable no no
tell me your tell me your truth so i saw the clip that she like spliced together it was like three
different moments from the interview like one how long was the interview that like you found three
moments where your questions didn't go the way that you wanted the first thing that she said she joked that she
was gonna sing the first question to Anne and that Anne would sing the answer back like no okay so
that's a reference in Les Mis because they like talk sing and she also did it to um what Hugh
Jackman and he loved it he was like yes thank you so much that's Hugh Jackman yeah but
anyway so she said I was going to sing the question so you could sing back the answer and
Anne Hathaway she was like well I won't be doing that but you're more than welcome to sing
and like it's important to know like the tone in which she said she said well I won't be doing that
but you're more than welcome to sing like it was Kurt it was Kurt and then she later in the
interview asked like do you remember your first crush and she answered no and then she later in the interview asked like do you remember your first crush and she
answered no and then she also asked do you believe that like love was more passionate during the film
to the time that the film took place and she said no so but but then it's so funny because it's like
so this is a bad look for Anne Hathaway yet at the same time women are also like being encouraged
like no is a full sentence okay Like no is a full sentence.
Okay.
So no is a full sentence, but not in this scenario.
I actually think the first question, like I am with Anne on.
Like please leave me alone. Do you remember your first crush?
No, no.
Can I sing with you?
Like I agree, Anne.
Like no.
The other two, like when someone's interviewing you and you give them nothing,
like that is like actually so rude.
And Anne Hathaway was like
obviously a in a mood or b this is like who she was at that time I don't believe that she's like
that like that like that now um but like why are you sitting down for an interview if you have
nothing to say like it just makes the person's job difficult and interviewing celebrities like is
difficult enough but at the same time like but I can't make that call because I've not seen the
rest of the interview so like right how did it go? Anne Hathaway is actually like a very verbose person.
So like the other, what were the other questions?
Did she answer them at length?
Were these like the three curt moments that you found?
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
Well, the, the journalist then shared that Anne Hathaway's publicist emailed her and
it was a note that Anne wrote to the publicist and asked to forward to the journalist just basically
explaining like she apologized first. So this is what Fla said I have to say I was pretty shocked
I had not expected her to reach out to me at all I thought she was never going to even see that
video but she did and she did something pretty amazing. She revealed that Anne sent her a long
email explaining what she was going through at the time and apologizing for giving Fla
an awful interview. Then Fla also said that it was a very personal note
and we decided that I wouldn't share exactly
what was in that email,
but I just wanted to share with you guys what she did
because I thought that was just so amazing.
So the thing is, maybe I could,
if this video like organically went viral,
like Flaw didn't release it herself,
like maybe I would have something different to say,
but to make your bones off of because nobody had heard of this of this woman as a journalist
prior to this now they know her as like the woman who kind of gotchas people and like to me that's
so bad faith that even though like I I do think like Anne Hathaway was being a bitch and a half
like I kind of don't care yeah that's how I'm feeling too.
And like, when you do see that Anne Hathaway clip,
like you always have to like give someone
the benefit of the doubt.
Like you don't know what they're going through.
Like everyone has like hard.
Bad moments.
Hard days, bad moments.
And so then Anne wrote this email
telling her that she was going through something.
And it was clearly something big enough
that flaw is not going to share.
So great. Like do you yeah and
you got her you got her making a career off of like being the the counselor like that's what
started the whole Blake Lively thing like I don't know to me that's like not a way I would ever want
to become famous but that maybe that's just me and I would love to see um I'm sure there are plenty
of men who have been like really rude to this woman.
Like, I don't know, her obsession
with like putting like successful women on blast.
Like, I don't know.
It just, it feels like such bad intentions
that even though at the core of it,
like you watch that interview
and like Anne's in the wrong,
it's hard to root for this woman.
I agree.
Even though like really when you,
the three instances that she's like showing
it's so easy to like jump to be like that's mean but right I don't know I we need more context
all she said was no like she answered like she wasn't like that's a dumb question is stupid
yeah it's actually a bad question she didn't say no why would you ask that she just said no
no and the other question about, do you think people sacrificed more?
Love was like more passionate in that time.
No.
Like, it's just a stupid question.
Who fucking cares?
Right.
I do feel like we have the same conclusion,
which is that like flaw,
I don't think she has the greatest of intentions.
No, I'm in agreement I think she
really liked a lot of the attention she received for that Blake interview and she's just trying to
like muster up more of that and like it's going maybe back to her old interviews and like finding
moments that out of context like do make a person look bad and it's like one context is key and two
you don't know what a person is going through on the day of that interview. Just like Flaw said on her own interview with Blake Live,
like she was dealing with a lot at that time.
And Flaw also said that Anne has asked her to interview her for her upcoming movie.
So there'll be like a moment where Anne is probably just so chatty and positive with Flaw.
And then she'll get criticized for being like weird and chatty and too much personality.
And like, what's wrong.
Like there's no winning.
No, this sucks for Anne Hathaway because I feel like she's made a lot of progress and
she's done a lot of work on herself to become like people love her now.
She's like a fashion queen.
Her most recent works have been like really critically acclaimed.
But there was a time where like Anne Hathaway could not get arrested.
Like nobody could say one positive thing about her.
Everyone found her annoying and whatever and so I think she's made a lot of progress in becoming really
getting back in the good graces of public opinion and I think this probably rattled her yeah I just
want to say like for me it doesn't change any me neither how I feel about Anne plus the fact that
it's from that time of that she's already like moved on from and clearly
who she is today like isn't who she was then. Yeah like I have made peace with everything Anne
Hathaway did while she had a pixie cut. And at the end of the day her crime here was that she said no
twice and like didn't want to sing in an interview which I couldn't relate to that. Yeah and if you
are going through something personally and like you're on a press junket like all day long, by the time this person rolls in, you're just like,
no, I'm not going to sing.
Like, no, I don't remember my first crush.
I mean, I do.
Obviously Maverick and I are different.
So I asked the wrong girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jackie, do you believe love was more passionate back then?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Jackie, do you believe love was more passionate back then oh sorry sorry Jackie do you believe love was more
passionate back then no I like I think that's such a big question like that's not can't be
and mind you can't be answered in like one sentence you could write a book on junkets like
when like when you're like a movie star and you do a press junket they like book like a huge hotel
room they black it out you sit there all day and 45 reporters come in and they each
get like seven minutes um it's like seriously probably one of the worst experiences I could
never you answer the same questions about the same thing for days and days and days
so when this woman came in with her singing questions like no no. No.
Okay, so that's the latest.
With Flaw. And that's how Flaw sees it.
That literally is how Flaw sees it.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yeah.
Which is how Donna Kelsey sees it.
So Donna is doing her least favorite thing and that is
answering questions about Taylor Swift because the Glamour Women of the Year Awards were in New York
City last night and uh Donna was on the cover Donna was there talk about that like that they
the Glamour like did uh the moms on the cover had Beyonce's mom, Phineas and Willie's mom,
Travis's mom.
And who was the fourth?
Beyonce.
Did I say Beyonce?
You said Beyonce.
Yeah.
Beyonce,
Travis,
Phineas and Willie.
And.
Do you want me to pull it up?
Selena.
Selena.
Anyway,
so Donner was there at the awards. wait sorry which i just want to say like
i loved we didn't get a chance to recap because it was rosh hashanah but i thought that was so
different and like and love the the moms getting the support from others i actually thought that
was brilliant like more of that and they chose something like we're always saying people do
listen they never choose they chose mothers i. Yeah. And they chose like, you know, four really strong candidates from different buckets.
And so the fact that there was four didn't bother me because they were all doing something
different.
Where was Andrea Swift?
Continue.
So Donner was on the red carpet and she was asked.
Her least favorite place.
She was asked like, no offense, a really like an appropriate question.
Let me hear.
Will Travis propose to Taylor?
Oh, my God.
People are actually not OK.
Yeah.
And she said, nobody knows that.
We will see what happens.
You never know.
I think it was page six that asked the question.
Classic. She also said that um why did they even ask that as if she'd be like yeah he's actually planning to do it a month from now with a ring that looks like this like no absurd and you know
how she crumbles when asked about Taylor because she like doesn't she wants to be coy and respectful
and then she comes off kind of like aloof and rude so afraid of saying the wrong thing that
she would rather come off as nasty,
which she often does.
She's not a mean person.
No.
It's how she comes off because she is so afraid.
It's better than saying the wrong thing.
Yeah.
So she said, nobody knows that.
We'll see what happens.
You never know,
which is a perfect answer to a bad question.
Agreed.
And like, honestly,
I feel like Donna Kelsey's at a point in her career
where she can like go on the carpet.
When you do a red carpet,
there's two parts of it.
All the photographers, you stand there and take pictures.
And then the second half is like page six, TV, E-news.
That's like cameras.
And that's what Kelty does, right?
Like you get interviewed by someone and it is recorded, whether it's audio or video.
And most mega celebrities do the photos and then skip that second part.
I think Donna Kelsey is at a point in her life and also for like her mental health where
she needs to skip the second part of the carpet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And because she does interviews like Glamour.
She sat down for an interview.
They would never ask her that.
Like controlled interviews she should do.
Like red carpet mania she's not built for.
No.
And yeah just being in Taylor's world you can't just put yourself in a position where
people can just have access to ask you anything.
Yeah, she's surpassed it.
Yeah, but I think she was having fun.
It was her big night.
Donna's night out.
And by the way, Beyonce showed up to the event.
Let's go, Deanna, let's go.
I love that.
And yeah, Beyonce was there.
I think people were like quaking.
They didn't think she was going to show up.
But like it was for her mom.
Like Beyonce is, she's a star and she's too good for G she was going to show up, but like it was for her mom.
Like Beyonce is,
she's a star and she's too good for glamour women of the year,
but not in support of her mom.
Totally.
And then did you see,
um,
Taylor and Travis are headed to the East coast for his bi week?
No,
but she got on the plane at six and he got on the plane at seven.
So she was like, she waited an hour.
Yeah.
But I'm sure like a call or something I'm sure like he
was getting the shit like you know it takes yeah oh by the way I gotta get trust in Taylor because
you know yesterday as I was leaving the studio I got a text message from Zero Bond they're like
hey we'll be closed today like last minute like starting at three I'm like oh oh you think oh
they're coming like for me I'm like oh oh. Oh, you think? Oh, they're coming. Like for me, I'm like, oh, Hurricane Milton, classic.
No, no, but it was yesterday and Taylor wasn't there.
But I thought for sure, I'm like, maybe if I stand outside.
Like I can't do that.
No, no, you can.
But maybe if you stand outside and wear a kilt, she'll notice you.
Perhaps.
So that'll be some exciting content.
You think they're headed to the city?
I think they should go to Holiday House. Like it's so much better. Oh, are they not confirmed? I thought You think they're headed to the city? I think they should go to Holiday House.
Like it's so much better.
Oh, are they not confirmed?
I thought you said they were coming to the city.
East Coast is what I saw.
I feel like they always go to the city.
They could have seen where they landed,
but I didn't take it that far.
Is there anything big going on in the city?
Last time they flew right to the city
because they had a wedding and then the US Open.
Is there anything fabulous going on?
When it's like a big week, they're always here.
Yeah. Like fashion week stuff, but there's like nothing going on this week I feel like yeah I think it's a holiday house sort of week I mean if I owned holiday house like every bi
week would be a holiday type of week I would never leave yeah broke bitches should never laugh
and then yeah that's the tailored update for the day.
Oh, I'm so excited for them.
Do you think she was like so mad on the plane waiting for an hour?
I think that's what the article tried to make it seem like.
But no, like he has to pack.
Maybe he had a team meeting and she would rather like wait on her plane and have dinner
than like go to a restaurant in KC.
Right.
Her plane is like actually so secure.
There's not many places she could just post up.
Yeah.
I think it's totally fine to like post up on the jet.
On the plane.
Yeah.
I don't think it was like she was waiting for him.
Well, she was waiting for him, but maybe he had a team meeting.
It's all the same.
Maybe, yeah.
Or like a call with seven lawyers.
That's the thing.
Like if you have calls and you're like, you know, I'll just take it on the plane while
I wait for Travis.
Like it's kind of like not a big deal.
Or maybe he was like picking up the engagement ring from a local jeweler
that's a better yeah that's definitely it are you ready for our next story yeah what number number
four yeah the office star Jenna Fisher reveals her breast cancer diagnosis so this was really
big news yesterday because Jenna Fisher revealed that she was diagnosed with breast cancer last
year she announced the news via Instagram on tuesday in honor of breast
cancer awareness month and she shared that back in october 2023 she posted a photo of herself on
instagram preparing for her routine mammogram with a joking reminder to take care of your
ticking time bags a la michael scott after inconclusive results on that mammogram due to
dense breast tissue my doctor ordered a breast ultrasound they found something in my left breast a biopsy was ordered then on December 1st 2023 I learned I
had stage one triple positive breast cancer she shared that she underwent treatment and is cancer
free now so of course encouraging women to get checked but I think nobody knew that she had been
dealing with this for a year no and she shared like, not that this is the most important thing,
but the photo she had shared, she wrote in her caption, like,
thanks to Angela Kinsey's husband who took this photo of me,
who's Angela from The Office.
Right, and they do their podcast together, right?
Yeah, and her husband, I mean, Angela's husband, I guess, is, like, a photographer.
And they had this, like, really cute photo taken of her to show off, like, her new,
because she had lost her hair.
So it was just, like like a cute office reference.
Yeah.
But also knowing like they do their podcast office ladies.
Yeah.
It's really popular.
One of the bigger podcasting female duos,
you know,
not to one of not to pit female podcasting duos against one another.
And that they've been doing that in this entire year while she's been going
through this.
Yeah.
That's really crazy.
Yeah.
So she's a queen. And I feel like people really crazy. Yeah so. She's a queen and
I feel like people really love her. Like if you're an Office fan like she's your favorite.
Pam and Jim. Yeah Pam and Jim. Pam and Jim. Yeah. The people from the Office like all did such
different things. Yeah while also not having to do anything. So random but you know Dwight Schrute
what's his name Rainn Wilson in real life.
He has a podcast.
And he had actually
found himself like this week
in a little bit of hot water
from his podcast
because he had
Trisha Paytas on.
And Trisha,
for like those who don't know,
like you remember
the Frenemies time.
Trisha was doing this podcast.
I guess that was like a time
she really, really
does not like to talk about
more so because I think
she was experiencing
like a psychotic break and it was all filmed.
And even though people like love the show and whatever, she looks back on that as like
one of the worst times.
And she was explaining like she doesn't talk about it because she literally can't.
And he was just like not having it and like kept forcing her to answer these questions
about that particular time.
Now, granted, I don't think he knew any of this, but I do research on your guests and
he's getting actually like some heat for it because she was like so uncomfortable and he was acting like kind of inappropriate that's weird like why does
he even care yes and also like I feel like every movie I watch he is low-key in it like he was just
in lessons in chemistry oh yeah you know like he's literally in every movie like why are you also
podcasting I feel like him and Jim Gaffigan like have to hate each other because like I feel like they go out for all the same roles do you know what I mean yeah I don't
know because honestly if you were if you were to ask me who was the boss of the tv station in
Lessons in Chemistry I would have said Jim Gaffigan like I feel like they're literally twins I didn't
even realize that it was Dwight Schrute until like the credits say like Rainhills I'm like oh yeah
like I don't know he's just a very successful working actor I just don't feel like I also need to podcast like and like interview Trisha Paytas right right like
it's okay to have a lane sometimes yeah yeah are you ready for our fifth and final story some very
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T-U-R-T what's up our fifth and final story mazel tov to Vanessa Lachey
because love is blind season one couple Amber and Barnett are expecting their first baby
yeah this is huge for for annoying bitches like Vanessa Lachey Amber and Barnett who met and tied
the knot in season one announced they were expecting their first baby on Tuesday's episode
of the love seat podcast hosted by Lawrence B. Hamilton and Cameron Hamilton of course
so Amber shared the news saying over the summer he just went and knocked me up and they talk about how they're
so excited to meet the little one and this is just major news. I mean as Amber and Barnett stands like
major news. First love is blind baby. Very exciting. And Amber and Barnett were making a lot of waves
on that show too because I guess this is like the first time they're being really honest about their experience.
And more so like the edit that they got.
And it was interesting to watch.
But it was also really interesting to watch everyone, like Lauren and Cameron,
like not really disagree with her.
Because she was basically saying like she was not like open to being taken advantage of.
And she was kind of like, she was just like standing up for herself a lot in the process. And she thinks that really put a target on her back. Cause like,
remember they had a whole conversation about her finances and like her being in debt and like
she went to college and the army paid for it, but then she dropped out. So she stuck with the bill
and they really made her seem like a low life with no money and like no financial responsibility.
There's like a whole part of that conversation. Like Barnett was also in $40,000 of debt at the
time. And they completely left that out. Just really positioning that conversation like Barnett was also in forty thousand dollars of debt at the time and they completely left that out just really positioning
it's like Barnett look he owns a home and he has his life together and here comes this like low
life looking for his money like she was like finally speaking her truth and I thought that
was really shocking yeah so then what Lauren and Cameron they just were like smiling being like
like because she was explaining the dynamic with the producers and she was calling people out by
name the dynamic just very much being like if you don't go along with
it like you're you're really putting a target on your back and like it felt very personal yeah
and so everyone just sort of sort of like sat and like giggled because she I guess was speaking the
truth damn well I was always rooting for them I know you were able to see past the edit I was
able to see past and I'm so happy for them I'm
always like happy when I like go to their profiles and see that they're still together and every day
that I wake up and it's like not a story that they've broken up like is a good day yeah and
now that they're having a baby I'm just really excited for them and you know it's definitely
good timing to reaffirm my my affection for the show because of what's going on this season.
Agreed.
And I do think it's so crazy that this is our first baby.
Yeah.
I don't know who I thought it was going to be, but I don't know if I thought it was going to be Amber and Barnett.
Or just based on like how long everyone's been together, a season one couple.
Right, right.
Or Lauren and Cameron.
Right. I don't know. I feel like I would have thought it was like Tiffany and Brett yeah or then it could just be
like another couple that's just like ready to rock like Kwame and Chelsea or Kwame and Chelsea
or like Johnny and Vanessa Johnny no heavens forbid yeah he can't have a baby a minute too soon.
I'm happy for them.
That's really nice.
They're a nice couple.
Yeah, they are.
We are going to head into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment.
So every Wednesday, Jackie and I will take three submissions. You can email us, deartoasters.gmail.com, or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com,
and there's a submission box there.
We're going to keep your shit anonymous.
Don't worry.
And it's just a way for us to give back to the community, like really help the girlies
because they're in desperate need of our attention yeah
to practice are you ready for you to practice what exactly okay hey jackson turdy i need your help
i was casually hooking up this one's more of like an unburden than a deer toast i don't know how we
can help i mean that's why unburden went the way of the wind because they are very similar so it
happens i need your help i was casually hooking up with this guy for a few months,
a situation ship, if you will.
I'm Gen Z.
And the guy's mom died last week.
This weekend, while drunk, I sent him a text that said,
and I quote,
Sorry your mom died, King.
Salute emoji.
I know I'm going straight to hell.
He never acknowledged the text,
and the next morning, Snapchatted like nothing happened.
Do I apologize?
Never see this man again?
Act like nothing happened? Help. Next morning, snapchatted like nothing happened do I apologize never see this man again act like nothing happened help next morning snapchatted like nothing happened
I need I guess that's what the kids do you like snap like a picture of your coffee and you send
it to like your peeps back and forth like and he still sent to her so he's not done with her
no but like how can she look this man in the eye knowing what she said
I think that she can I think it's better than not acknowledging
his mother's passing at all.
I actually think it would have been better
to not acknowledge it than to send this text.
No, to not acknowledge?
Why not acknowledge?
That's someone that you're intimate with.
Why wouldn't you?
Yeah, of course.
But like, this is like borderline disrespectful.
Not even borderline.
Like, sorry, your mom died king
did she spell out sorry or was it an sry according to her email s-o-r-r okay that's something it's
not rip yeah i'm surprised she didn't say hashtag rip at the end i'm shocked she didn't text him rip
now the thing is like if he snapchatted you back like he's obviously not deeply offended and like
maybe you two can move on from this but I do not to like make matters worse like I do want you to
look inward like and why like a drunk you thought this was an acceptable text like someone losing
their mother is like the worst thing and why wouldn't you text him like sober when you heard
the news like just something meaningful like that way drunk you did I don't understand I don't understand either I mean you could follow
up and be like um I didn't really know what to say like I sent that text the other night because I
just I wanted to reach out but in thinking more about it like I'm really I just want to let you
know I'm really here for you and I'm sorry for what you must be going through like just like
acknowledge it and follow up with a little heft yeah and I don't think if this works this works out or if it doesn't work out, I don't know if you'll
ever regret like being there for someone, even if like you never see this person again.
I don't think you'll ever regret like offering a shoulder to cry on to somebody going through
this.
Like even if he doesn't take you up on it, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Like you'll never regret like trying to do the right thing.
Yeah.
Just like try and like add more to the text with a little redo on the situation.
Yeah. I like that. Yeah. And you you know this is a lesson to be learned like when you hear somebody is experiencing grief like text them immediately sober just yeah especially if drunk you like seems
to do stuff like this and I can tell you you really never know the impact a text is gonna
have on someone like I wrote this in my book actually like so randomly like you know you remember like the most random things like of people who said nice things to you
like I literally remember like when daddy died like the most random girl from my grade like
wrote me the nicest text and I said I could recite it to you now I never forgot it that's so nice
when our dog walker wrote me the sweetest text about Theo like you really when people go out
of their way to say something kind I'm telling you it really it leaves an impact and yeah at
best it leaves an impact at worse it, at best, it leaves an impact.
At worst, it was a nice moment, and then they move on.
Correct.
Like, there's nothing worse than that that could happen.
Yep.
Agreed.
All right, next up.
Hi, guys.
I'm actually dead right now writing to you.
So a few weeks ago, my boyfriend and I went to stay with his parents at their beach house.
While we were down there, I painted a sign for their front yard.
And the week after, his mom asked me for my address to send me something in the mail.
So I'm thinking it's a card, a thank you note for painting the sign, right?
Wrong.
It was one of my thongs I had accidentally left down there.
It was in an envelope with a piece of paper with a smiley face on it.
I'm actually mortified.
We've only been dating for eight months, so it's not like I'm comfortable enough with
his parents to joke about it.
Thankfully, I did laundry while we were down there, so I'm 95% positive that they were
clean.
I am so embarrassed, though, and I don't know how to move forward next time I see them.
Thank God they were clean.
She probably found them in the laundry machine.
You probably left it.
It was like stuck to the top of the dryer.
What's wrong with her?
Like, I know like that happens all the time.
Like petty, throw them away or leave them in a drawer
if you expect that she's coming back.
I'm still stuck on the beginning.
What does that mean?
You painted a sign.
So it's a beach house.
You know, it's like the Smiths.
Like she probably
made something cute.
I don't think that's weird.
No, I just don't.
I'm not understanding.
Well, I think that was like
maybe that was like
an innocuous thing
that happened that weekend
but she thought that's
what the letter
was going to be about
because it was like
kind of this nice thing.
Maybe this girl's
like an amazing painter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they would have
paid someone a couple hundred dollars
and here she is like
doing it from scratch.
So cute.
No, I agree.
This is like 100% on the mom.
An actual normal person
would never want to go out of their way to embarrass their son's girlfriend. You would obviously throw it away scratch so cute no I agree this is like a hundred percent on the mom an actual normal person would
never want to go out of their way to embarrass their son's girlfriend you would obviously throw
it away or clean them fold them and she's a woman like it's not disgusting putting it in the drawer
of the bedroom that they sleep in so that the next time look she has a pair of undies like right to
go out of her way to mail them like she's a child yeah she's a child and she by the way she was
trying to embarrass you like just you know this is, this is a BFA moment. Bad faith actor.
Actress.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would ignore it.
And don't feel bad for one.
Don't feel bad for one second.
Like thongs get trapped in the dryer all the time.
They're kind of like a thong trap.
Yeah, especially those hanky-pankys.
They're so staticky.
They stick right to the top of the dryer.
They were totally clean.
You did nothing wrong.
Like she's just being one of those
like textbook cliche wench wenchy mother-in-laws agreed you did nothing wrong definitely ignore
like this is bitchy behavior and she did it to get a reaction out of you do not give that to her
text her oh my god i'm so sorry like i didn't know i'm so embarrassed not like yeah i'm dicking down
your your son and you're not no like sorry like, sorry, I washed my undies.
Yeah, at least you're a nice girl who wears underwear.
I'm sorry.
Like, she.
Don't be embarrassed.
Don't be embarrassed.
You did nothing wrong.
Hey, Swirlies.
This one I think you'll be able to help with.
I'm five months pregnant with my first child and I've been staying in my in-laws cabin.
I have some quirky pregnancy cravings, but I literally can't eat anything without my father-in-law making a comment about it. So these comments range from simply
yucking my yums to more offensive statements like you're making that baby really strong by eating
all that food or you look so big or wow, are you sure you're not having twins with eating that
much? My husband has said something to him because he had picked up on the bad vibes, but it hasn't
helped at all. He has almost started doubling down on the comments, and every time I go to eat, I'm waiting for the comment.
Am I being dramatic, overly sensitive?
Should I just suck it up?
That's so fucking weird.
Do I say something to him, but I honestly don't know if I can confront him without bursting into tears.
Any help appreciated.
Now, I have to say, I chose this one because I have the perfect response for you.
There is a scene and a line from Sex and the City that you literally need to just copy.
Because Miranda just had a baby.
And they're in Atlantic City.
And this guy, this, like, prick is like, move out of the way, fat ass.
And Carrie's like, excuse me?
She just had a baby.
What's your excuse?
Twins?
So you need to throw it in his face.
Be like, oh, wow, you're eating a lot.
You having twins?
Yeah, what's your excuse?
Triplets?
Yeah.
And who cares if he's not even fat?
Like, fuck you. Like, seriously? This this man is so toxic we need to fire in all
cylinders like give it back to him also have your husband like say something to him like stay away
from him this is so messed up who who says who says something like that to a pregnant woman let
alone like multiple times let alone like the girl who's giving you a grandchild like fuck off no I
completely agree.
Like it's time we go into the kitchen guns blazing.
Yeah.
Like you need to enter the kitchen now every time,
like on the defense.
Yeah.
And with a couple of good lines up your sleeve.
A couple of good zingers.
Yeah, unacceptable.
And do not suck it up.
You can't let people think like that,
that they can get away with being animals.
And like sometimes when someone makes an offensive comment,
it's like, you know, you ruminate on it.
You're like, fuck, I wish I said this.
The good news is he's going to keep saying it's like you know you ruminate on and you're like fuck I wish I said this the good news is he's gonna keep saying it and giving you opportunities you can keep on
strategizing what you want to say back to him that's one zinger that I have for you like please
sound off in the comments you guys like give us good like not not so long that she can't memorize
it like quick zingers yeah yeah just trying to keep up with you. Right. Biggie.
Trying to find what I can after you tore through the kitchen.
Right, right.
That's a good one.
Unacceptable.
You have to come up with some things to say.
And why do we have to stay in the cabin?
Just, you know.
Maybe it's really nice.
But no niceness is worth this.
Yeah.
It's just not. But thank you to all the girlies who wrote in.
We hope we were helpful.
And make sure to write us again, deartoastersatgmail.com.
Update us on what happened.
That's our show.
Tiz.
Tiz.
I would say you were definitely agreeable.
And I actually really enjoyed it.
I would say, other than one or two times,
I didn't have to go out of my way to be agreeable.
So I don't feel like this was a practical application of policy.
And maybe another time I will try this again.
I'm down.
You just let me know.
Yeah.
I think we just like genuinely on a genuine level,
like agreed today.
Agreed.
You're right.
The stories were like not polarizing at all.
As I said,
sending so much love to our Tampa swirlies.
Like if you haven't evacuated,
like get the fuck out and
just hunker down everyone
it's going to be a wild 24 hours
it's going to be a long night sending love to the West Coast
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