The Toast - HUGHE-S-A: Monday, February 23rd, 2026

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighborhood show that that's five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Can't wait to put a boot in everyone's ass. It's the American way. So Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list. And the statue of liberty started shaking a fist.

Yeah, that's right. Welcome back to To To everyone, except the Canadians. The Toast, as you would call it, up north. I'm about the toast. I'm about the toast. The darn toast. I'm about the toast today and every day in a real American way. Yeah, proud to be Americans today.

America. Much like Cynthia Reevo, I didn't know that was happening. Everybody knew that there was like a game of significance. Like a historical game, a history-changing game that's going to change like the diplomacy of the globe. Everyone knew. And nobody told us. I know. And you guys,

I'm literally always begging to be a part of stuff. Like, I would have woken up early and, like, put on an outfit. I had no idea that was happening. I didn't even know about the lore, like the Jewish players, the Jewish brothers.

I blame everyone listening to the show for not telling me about it. Are you, like, are you fucking serious? I agree. I could just, like, feel if you guys were in the comments, like,

you guys have to pay attention to the Jewish brothers on the USA team. No, I would have. Because I've been watching everything. The bar is in hell for me. Sorry,

I was watching women's hockey. Okay, like, I watch everything. I watched curling. I didn't know that it was happening. I didn't know that it was happening. I didn't know the Olympics were like over.

So last night I was like, I saw all day men's U.S. team won gold. So I was like they're going to air it in prime time. I'll watch it tonight and I'll be a part of it. I'll pretend like I don't know the outcome. I feel like they don't even air it in prime time because it's like, but you weren't watching. So I turned on my peacock, but it was the closing ceremony.

I didn't know this was happening either. It's over. The Olympics are over. And America, I don't know the full medal count, but it seems like there was only one. no offense to everyone else who participated in dedicated their lives to these games. But it seems like there was only one game. Metal worth getting.

And it was men's hockey. Yeah. I feel like it's always men's hockey, but because we as rarely win it, because it's not like our dominant sport. Like we just act like it's not a big deal. Yeah. And like, oh, hockey's like for the Canadians and the Russians. And like when we win.

You guys can have it. When we win, it's like, oh, we've always been a boot dat. No, not only that, it's like it's your sport and we beat you at it. Yeah. Yikes. Yeah. So we won. Love it.

And I'm proud to be an American. I love those brothers. Those little Hughes brothers. They're Jewish. Yeah, their mom is like a hockey legend. She actually like advises the women's hockey team now. She raised three players who were all in the NHL. Only two made the Olympic team.

So like that's just awkward. I didn't even know about the third. This third probably has like inner peace, you know? No. Like work life balance. No. He plays on the same team as Jack. They're both of the New Jersey Devils.

And what about the other one? So he was on the Vancouver. Win. Yeah, he was on the Vancouver Vipers, I want to say. Canucks. For many years. And then he actually just recently got traded to Minnesota. And he's really made, you know, a franchise out of them because they were like kind of

weaning before. And so he probably has phomo from not being on the team with his brothers. But that other one probably has even more fomo that his brothers went to the Olympics without him. And Jack just has no fomo, but he's probably like, you know, carries the weight of the world on his shoulder. Jack is also the middle child, which is, as we know, its own struggle. He's really bust out of, you know, the sterile.

stereotype. Yeah. And so obviously I heard that there was a Jewish hockey player. My first thought was how do I set him up with my sister? Come to find out he's dating Tate McCray, a Shix a goddess, of course. And what's funny is we actually did speak about him when she did her commercial for Peacog being like apparently she's dating a hockey player. And even then, like nobody sounded the alarm bells. I just, and I'm not just saying this because I think he should be dating my sister. I just don't feel like they're a good match. She's not a good match. He's like, it's not a good match. I just, obviously I would prefer him with a Jewess, but I'm not going to hold that against Ms. McCray. I just, I just, I just, I don't know. I don't feel like his match. I just, I'm holding out hope. Margo Hughes.

He's a little younger. Yeah, he is 22. Maybe the older brother. I'll take any of them. I heard he's 24. So much misinformation surrounding the AIs. So much. He's 24. Perfect. What about the older brother? Maybe let's say 26. Okay. She's 26. She could be 26. She was 26. She knows how to be 26. Because she was at one point. Yeah. That's beautiful. They have so much in common. He's 26. And also what's exciting is that hockey is like an amazing sport because like you can still have success like outside of the Olympics.

A lot of Olympic sports, it's like the Olympics are it. Yeah. There's no league. Right. So it's like we could keep up with all of these people in the NHL if we want to. I don't. If we have the hockey itch. I don't.

I feel like it could set off like a hockey mania in this country. Hockey mania already started with heated rivalry. It started with the books. Everybody read Icebreaker. I read it. Hockey has been like a very niche smut category. Wait, the book is called Icebreaker, but the show is. heated rivalry. No, no, no. Heed a rivalry

is also based off of a book, sorry. But there is a genre of smut novels, mostly heterosexual around hockey. Like, people are obsessed with hockey players, and the big one is called Icebreaker. She's a figure skater, he's a hockey player, they go to college together. It's literally telling me lies. But, like, not toxic at all. I'm like, way more sex. And so

hockey smut is a huge category in literary category. I understand. I meant like for youngsters playing hockey. No. And did you see that viral like the tweet? It's from like 2011 and it was someone being like 2026 Olympics is going to pop off over a hundred thousand kids just signed up for hockey like there's been a trend of like more kids playing

hockey in this country and that person in 2011 predicted that we would win the hockey gold in 2026. I just feel like hockey not being mainstream has nothing to do with like lack of participation. It's just like really hard to see the puck and I can only get involved in a sport like so much you can't even show me the ball like in football I can see the ball in basketball Of course I can see the ball. Baseball is like a little hard. That's why baseball is wearing. I literally can't see the puck.

And then, you know, remember when that guy, like, took his blade and stepped on the neck of the other guy and he died? Remember when the, did he step on the neck or he kicked him in the neck? Same thing. That was hard. I think about that all the time. I think about it all the time. And, like, the sport was just, like, very off-putting for me at that moment. So that's why I never personally got involved.

And then, like, do you go to jail? There was, like, a case. I forget what happened. And I know neck guards are, like, optional. That's where, like, sports loses me when you guys are going to be stupid. Like, okay, neck guards are optional, but somebody literally died from a kick in the neck. So, like, just wear the neck guard. Same with guardian caps in football.

It's a consistent. If guardian caps have no fans. Okay, fine. Claudia is dead. Guilty as charged. Check on me. I miss my sister. Everybody complains about CTE, all these things.

And there's literally a thing that you can wear that makes it like a lot better and it's considered lame. I heard that it doesn't like work. No, people don't wear it because it's considered losery. Like, imagine safety being losery. Like, this is where sports. it becomes like out of my like I'm a reasonable person and I like to deal frequently with reasonable people and I don't feel like there's a lot of reasonable people. They hit each other's

head so much. Like whenever someone does a good job you get like a hit in the head on your and like if they stop doing all of that like in that camaraderie. Yeah. I wouldn't want to score a touchdown because everyone's going to be slapping my helmet. It's so true. Or my tushy. Oh that's fine. Honestly saw my tushy just like stopping my head when I didn't even like get in a tackle. So also to say I agree that hockey is definitely like. the new frontier, as Tracy Turnblood would say. It's going to take a lot for me to like really care beyond this. Also, like we haven't won since 1980 Miracle on the Ice.

And I imagine like after that, which was also a historic win and had so many like political ramifications. I imagine after that like hockey had a big surge. And I feel like we're on the precipice of a hockey surge. I don't know. And it's like, and we have boys like, are we putting them in hockey now? No. Maybe it's hockey.

No, it's going to be fencing for mine. for your king. Yeah, I just feel like it's a sport. Safe as good. Yeah, I'm all about safety. Rough and tumble. Yeah, something major. Golf.

Golf. Oh, yeah. Very low-impact sport. We're a golf family. Golf. And that works for me because I can have lunch and lay by the pool. Yeah, golf work.

I want to be a golf mama. Golf mama's where you at? Golf mama greater than like soccer mom. Or a football mom. You just sort of like sit on the course. All day. And there's food service. I don't even think you need to go to the course.

Like, you can wait at the clubhouse. And you, like, go in a golf cart? And you wear, like, a cute outfit. Golf mom stay winning. Um, I have, like, I did something crazy this weekend. Crack? Crazier. Meth?

Crazier. I watched Marty Supreme. I took one thing off my content plate. I didn't finish it. I did not like it. Um, I thought it was, like, bad, you know? I thought Timothy was great. There was a scene in there that bothered me.

Actually, there were two scenes that I found so emotionally disturbing. And I'm surprised nobody's talking about that. Is it a true story, Marty Supreme? I actually don't know or care. Is Martin a real person? Yes. Marty Mouser is his real name. I actually never got to the point in the movie

where they started calling him the Supreme. I didn't like it. I saw two scenes that put me off so much. I had to turn it off. The first was the Auschwitz scene. I felt like that was so unnecessary. It's about Jewish people living in America after the Holocaust.

So of course, they talk about the Holocaust. Like one of them has a tattoo. And then they did one flashed. back scene and it was so upsetting and borderline sexual like it was so disgusting I never want to see the movie ever again and then there was like a scene with a dog getting hurt that was also so fucking unnecessary so I really didn't like it sorry and I don't like that Odessa a Zion girl I don't like her I don't like her so I saw she was in it I don't think that surprise yeah she's like so ben plat you know yeah I just really don't like her so I except Kevin O'Leary was such a fucking star put him in

everything. Give him the Oscar. Like, actually he should have been nominated. I love to do you have a big role. Yeah. He's acting now. He's Gweth Paltrow's husband in the movie. He's like this ship. Yeah, for sure. He's his billionaire. Like he's like one of the wealthiest men in the world because he like owns the biggest pen company. And who does Gwyneth Paltrow play? This like sort of washed up movie star who's married to a billionaire. And having an affair with Timothy. Spoiler alert. Well, we also, the pictures of them kissing like paparazzi pictures. Yeah. And Timothy had a sex scene. Because I have a movie. I haven't seen the movie, so I couldn't possibly give you a spoiler.

Skip it. Timothy is sex scene with Odessa, like in a back room of a shoe store, like, you know, taking it from the back, which was just like wrong. Honestly, I didn't need to see Timothy having sex. That's disrespectful to Kylie. I wouldn't watch that. And then, um, Quedith also had like a very, it wasn't sex scene. Like she sat on a slap, took her off and then like, you know, we were supposed to

understand that they continued to have sex. I don't know if it's like the mama in me or just like growing older. I like really don't need sex scenes. No. It's, it's really yucky. Like, cool. Like, I can infer that, like, you got pregnant because you had sex. Like, I know how it works.

I don't, I feel like it's cheap. I feel like it's, you know, using filler words in an essay, you know? I don't, and like, unless it's like the most beautiful. Some, okay. And when I say this, there are a few exceptions, of course. Like the notebook. Breaking Dawn part two. Or is it part one when they have sex on their honeymoon?

No, but I'm sorry. The sex is germane to the story. Like, how is a vampire and a human going to have sex without him killing her? Even if it wasn't germane, I would have allowed it. It was so romantic. Yeah. It was so, it brought like a tear to my eye. It was so beautiful.

And it's like, sorry, yeah, I waited five movies. I need to see them get down. Like when there's anticipation built, um, I just feel like these days it's like, oh, we don't know what to do next. Of course. And that wasn't even like a sex scene, was it? It was a sexy scene. We saw like her back arching.

Yeah. Like there's just beautiful ways to do it. And no, they love doing it in a non-beautiful way. Yeah, it's not beautiful. Mm-hmm. Um, so they lost me. I'm sorry, like I hated the movie. Sorry, Kylie.

I hated it. That's okay. I don't think I'll get around to watching it. I did a couple crazy things this weekend. One, caught up on Southern Charm. I'm all the way caught up. So much so to, and I was shocked that I didn't have any more episodes left

because I'm like, what is everyone talking about so far? Everyone like hating Craig. And he's done like one or two things and I'm like, Craig, not your best. But like as far as him being the villain of the season, like I don't see it. Everyone is obsessed with him. Like in a negative way.

Like what's Craig doing? What's Craig saying? It's like it's really weird. And I guess it's because like outside of the show, he has like a very big name for himself. And I feel like that dynamic is like playing into the show. They went to this boys dinner. Whitney, Shep, Craig and Austin, like the OGs.

Okay, but Whitney is fine now. He's fine. And ever since I've learned to appreciate like Patricia and I love her, I'm fine with Whitney. He keeps himself out of the show as much as possible. And it's weird the things of himself that he chooses to put in. I'm like, why? Why didn't you cut that out? You're the executive producer, whatever.

The four boys went to dinner. They're the OGs. And it was like so fun at first. And even though Austin and Craig have had drama all season, they're like compartmentalizing and they're just like having fun. I'm laughing. I'm like, this is, oh, bring Thomas back. It was just really sweet.

And then him, Austin and Craig get into a really big fight. And it seems like part of their issue was like Austin just starts talking about like you've made nothing of yourself over the last five years. Like you have nothing to show for the last five years. And then Austin's like, Craig says that to Austin. And then Austin is like, I know my beer didn't do what I wanted it to do. And I'm like, wait, since when are we talking about this? Like it just came first we're talking about relationships and then now they're talking about like what you do outside the show. It feels like Austin's like very stifled in his life.

I feel like they're like not showing us everything because the conversations are jumping. But I do feel like Craig being like very successful has really affected the dynamics of the show. And like everybody's just coming for Craig all the time. And he is reacted. That's why I can't watch a show. He says like some things that are too harsh.

Like the last thing he said to the Vinita in the last episode was like really, really mean. Oh. But like she started with it. She went on watch what happens live and said I'm team page. Yeah. That'll do it. Like.

So why would, why is that? That's not your friend. 100%. So then he literally said to her, and they don't talk all season. It's like the one big fight that no one's even addressing. And then she, he says to her, she like, she like starts taking swipes at him and this group trip in Mexico. And he's like, Benita, stop. You don't even exist in my world. Fuck off. It was just like so hard. Yeah, it was really, really harsh. And like, I think now everyone's going to get mad at Craig again. And like he needs to apologize. But like, why like, stop? It starts with me. You can't finish. Right. Right. She's like poking him. She started with team. Like, so if your team page, like, we're not friends. Yeah. Agreed. So it, and like, it's just, it's been crazy. Madison just had her baby. Madison, my queen, I love her. I had this similar experience where, like, you get caught up on something and you're like, wait, that's it?

Yeah. Because I'm all caught up on Love Story. Oh, wait. So I also want to say I watched two episodes of Love Story. There's only like four. Okay, I watched two last night. What do you think? I really like it.

I didn't expect to like it so much. And I don't really see. The only part of like acting that's confusing to me, which you touched on is like, was this the way Caroline moved. She seems like, she's always like laying over the table like she's Carrie Bradshaw like with her hair. Like sexy. Yeah. Like, and they're really like using her hair as like a meat way to show like like she used to be curly and wild. And then she goes to dinner at Caroline's house and it's straight. Yeah. No. And like in the middle like a year later it's a little wavyier. Like it's less curly. And then you know, when they get on the plane it's like stick straight. They're using the hair to like show

her journey. Becoming like a Kennedy woman. Just like very basic. But so I'm just like she just seems like very flirty, very sexy. And again, I know nothing about her. I just like no pictures of her about her historically. She seemed like so buttoned up, but maybe that was like post-Kennedy, like when she had to start acting right. Yeah. And then like what's the nature of her relationship with like Calvin? That whole thing is weird that she was like plucked from the mall and then like by episode four she's running the whole company. Right. And Kelly Klein, the one who are at the pool's book is Calvin's white. Yes. Always talking. So spoiler alert, Calvin Klein is not gay. Okay. I thought he was. It feels like they're like making a, like she's alluding to the fact and that Calvin wants to sleep with Carolyn.

Like I don't think Kelly's always making comments. There are a weird couple for sure. I would have had no idea until I saw the cover of the book Kelly Klein. I had no idea she was, I thought maybe it was a daughter. Right, right, right. I didn't understand that. Yeah, there's,

I feel like there's just parts of the show that are like poorly cast and poorly acted. And it like takes me out of it really quickly. And I want to say justice for Naomi Watts because I've only seen like negative things about her portrayal. But I think Jackie O is an impossible person to play. And I actually. didn't notice it. Like I, and I don't know, like, it was to me really, really good. It's reminded me of the crown where every time an episode ends, like I Google the thing.

Like the episode last night, like, you know, it's on the cover of page six that they are a couple. And it's like, these photos of them on a boat. And I was like, well, now I need to go find the real photos. And they look exactly like the show. Yeah. It's really very crowd. It's good.

I think that the time and the people is so interesting that the show couldn't have been bad. And it's funny. We've like beat to death certain cultural. moments, right? Like, there was a million shows about OJ and we've done them all, you know? And this is like a blind spot. Like there haven't been a lot of like TV shows or movies or podcasts that have become really mainstream about them when you would think that like people would be obsessed with them already. It's just like it's at a weird spot in time like the 90s where it's history technically, but very recent. Yeah. And we're only just now getting around because it's been like 30 years. We're

getting around like retelling it. So I am, I'm into it. Me too. Now we have to like wait weekly. Ugh. Oh. The next one comes out on Thursday or whatever. I said two more episodes. Take it slow. Take it slow. Okay.

I will. But no, I liked it. I didn't expect to like it because remember when those first pictures came out? Of course. It was giving an end to us. It was so, no, it was giving community theater. It is community theater. I'm not having that experience.

Because I can see community theater. Like, everyone is blind. No, I have such a sensitivity. No, not as much as I do. I'm so community theater. Like, I have. of such a sensitivity, and I think that everyone's really being blinded by just, like, the sheer fabulousness of it organically. I couldn't be blinded. I'm telling you you're being blinded.

You don't know the propaganda. You know, I'm, like, sitting and, like, wait, like, ready to hate the thing, and I, but I don't hate it. It's just. No, I like it. It's him. He's getting such, like, so much worse as an actor. I like him. No, you'll say he's getting so bad. Also, Justice for George. Who's George? The magazine. Oh my God. Okay. The magazine. I get. And you said he's like giving loser because he like couldn't pass the bar and like yes when you look at his like life it's like but i mean the expectations he has to live up to are impossible like yes but he's giving loser not only because of the bar but because he's sort of aimless in his romantic life in his work life and he just continues to spiral until like something happens it like sets him on a course oh um but like

oh was that it jacky he's just like he's like this grown loser man playing you know football in the park with his friends and his friends are losers too and you'll see like okay okay he's a loser I don't know if he was at the time And did people, no, like, America adored him They didn't think he was like this aimless loser But Ryan Murphy obviously hates him Because he's like a loser Oh, I'm getting cutie vibes still.

He's pushing 40 at one point Like you have to keep remembering that Okay, but in the first episodes he's 31 And like for a man to be just like sort of getting serious then It's like, okay, fine. But he starts pushing 40 Okay And like he's just a loser

Um, Daryl Hannah, actress Sweet girl. Actress Crush. He needs to also play Sonia Morgan in the life story of Sonia Morgan. Totally. And she looks like, I don't know Darrell Hannah that well,

but that's what I think Darryl Hannah looks like. I looked up Darrell Hannah. It's quite remarkable how similar they do look. Yeah. Yeah, but she wasn't right for him. Oh, and you're going to freak. There's like one random scene where we meet Carolyn Beset's mom.

She comes to her apartment. Do you know who plays her? I was, I seriously was like, what? Ew. Constance Zimmer. Dana Gordon from Entourage. and then Unreal the... Yeah, I know who that is.

Aren't they the same age? Who? Like, that actress and Carolyn? Yeah, no, I know. She's wearing like a full fake wig and like fake friend. It's so random. They like refuse to cast an old person.

That's weird. Yeah, it's very weird. I was like, wait, what? Was she a young mom when she had Carolyn? We didn't get Carolyn's backstory yet. Oh, okay. In the book. And still no Carol Rodswell sightings.

In the fake... What about a mention? Like, Carolyn I had dinner. No. And I'm telling you, Anthony, you've seen him, right? Yeah. He only gets more.

I wouldn't know who that was if you hadn't said the Carol thing. Yeah. And then like something happens. Like should we call Aunt Lee? So that's Anthony's mom, Lee Radzwell. And Lee and Jackie are sisters. Yes.

Yeah. And then. There's so many names because it's like Kennedy, but it's also Schlossberg. It's also. Who Schlossberg? Caroline gets married. Okay.

And who's her husband? Schlossberg. And he's older? Yeah. He's like an old man. Yeah. And was that Jackie? his last husband that was in the hospital with them in the, in the episode where she fell in the

no, no, Jackie's husband is on the show. Okay. I think at this point she's like a single man. Maybe it was like a lawyer again. Yes, it is. Caroline's husband is a hundred years old. And I just want to say that actress who plays Caroline is Merrill Streep's daughter. Yeah. Perfect casting. Like perfection. Yeah. Like nothing to do with NEPO. Yeah. Yeah. I actually wouldn't have realized and Zach told me. Yeah. Oh, wow. Like is that? And I was like, I guess it is. But it's not the Guilted age one. No, no, no. But is it the Mark Ronson one? Yes, yes. That's Mark Ronson's wife. Yeah. So weird. So much. Honestly, like my brain, it's like... The Kennedy charts are confusing because it's like Onassis. And that's a crazy thing about Jackie O, like the woman. When she was, like,

the gal, the it gal, she was the first lady. She was Jackie Kennedy. Yeah. So like we call her Jackie O, but like her heyday was Jackie Kennedy. Not her heyday, but like the pillbox hat. Like that's just Jackie. Yeah. And so was he, by the way. I didn't even put that together. JFK is Jack. That's so cute. They were Jack and Jackie. That's really cute. Okay. So I will continue on my journey. I do recommend the show. Like I know I talk like shit, but it's very good. Ben's successful with it. I recommend it. Like I really liked it considering I don't know why I just thought it went. I feel like the last couple Ryan Murphy things I tried to watch. I was like this isn't good. Yeah, no. For me. He has a very wide range Ryan Murphy. And it doesn't include me in all of them.

Yeah. Like especially the horror sort of like. I mean, I like, I like, the politician, but in hindsight. I love the politician. I know, but I have a blind spot. Because, like, that's what I said. It's difficult being Ben Platt's number one hater. He is so talented. Yeah, but I actually didn't like the last seasons. I stopped watching.

High school was like where it was at. They lost the plot, but the beginning was so good. It was. It was a moment in time. It should have been one season. Yeah, I agree. Let's get into the story, shall we? We shall.

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homechef.com slash toast. That's homechef.com slash T-O-A-S-T for 50% off your first box and free dessert for life. HomeCef.com slash toast must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert. Thank you, Tert. You're welcome. Our first story, the Bafters were last night. Lots of news out of the Bafters. Yeah, let's start with the good because I, yeah, let's start with the good. The good. William and Kate were there. William is tall. Do you feel like he was wearing lifts? Like, she... No, he's tall. I know, but for the first time ever, like, he actually looked like hot and tall to me. So I was like something must be different. He's always been tall.

I don't know. I feel like he's wearing lifts. No. Maybe she was wearing lower shoes. But she also looked like she wasn't, you know? Not to be a theorist. Just something to plant in your minds, guys. Why would he wear lifts now?

When he's been photographed in public, everyone knows his exact height. Maybe, like, maybe he thinks people won't notice. If he's going to start, you know, making changes, I do recommend plugs, of course. It's too far gone. He's buzzed his head. It would be weird if he did plugs. You know, he definitely missed the boat. But he's also like fully bald now.

Like I think he, like, I don't know if he buzzed it. For a while he just had like the Larry David ring. Um, but last night he looked kind of like, like, no, he still has a ring, but it's like shorter. It's buzzed. Yeah. Yeah. You have also, um,

Paul Mescal and what's her name? Gracie Abrams walk the carpet together. I saw they were very touchy. He was grabbing your tush. Yeah. Um, like they just, yeah. They don't like do it for me. But like for someone seeing that was like when I saw,

Kylie and Timothy on the carpet for the first time. No, it's everything. And I do feel like, you know, debuting at the Bafters is very elegant. Kind of how, like, Kylie and Timothy debuted at, like, that random Parisian award show. Like the David Awards. The Something Award. I think they were the Davids. I don't even want to know what they were called. Do you know what I mean?

Because it's better, like, it's better not to know. It was definitely the Davids. And I'm going to say thank you to David. I think it was like a first and last name, like the David Romanoff Awards. It was like the David Palazzo Awards. It was Italian. The David Vinichie Awards. Vinician David.

I want to watch those words every year. Just to relive the magic. Yeah. And then, of course, like something so horrible happened. Yes. I actually don't have words. I,

like, I don't know who's, like, what people, like, who's wrong or who's right. I just don't like as an empath and like just a human with eyes. Watching. So here's what happened,

if anyone wants to. Sorry. Yeah. While Michael B. Jordan and was presenting with Delaware, Lindo, they're both in sinners. They were presenting the best award for best visual effects to Avatar, Fire, and Ash. And they're both black. Yes. Simultaneously, there was a person in attendance

to start in a movie called I Swear, which is about Tourette's. He's the subject of the film and like his struggle and it's apparently like an amazing movie. So obviously he was there. His name is John Davidson and he has Tourette's and he was in the audience. And as the two of them were presenting, his Tourette's compelled him to shout the N-word. And like you hear it on the stream. They heard it presenting. Like they, you know, recovered and just kept going and did their presentation, but had to hear that. It was incredibly.

Oh, my God. It was my heart broke. Like the look on Michael B. Jordan's face of just like disbelief shock, but then also like showmanship, you know, the show must go on. Yeah. It was so devastating. And then like you learn Alan Cummings, who hosted the show then like came out and said. Yeah, he came out and he said, you may have noticed some strong language in the background there.

This can be part of how Tourette's syndrome shows. shows up for some people as the film explores that experience. Right. It wasn't just like a rando racist in the crowd. And like the fact that it can be explained, like great, but it was so horrifying to watch. And I think, you know, people are also criticizing the BAFTAs because, you know, the BAFTAs is a pre-recorded event. Yeah, it was on a delay and they could have cut it out.

And I guess like them not cutting it out was, you know, even more powerful for the film and the struggles of having Tourette's and sure. But even if they had cut it out. out, which I guess would have, like, you know, helped everyone else who watched it and not had to feel. Like, it still happened. Yeah, no, it happened to Michael Jordan. Yeah. They still had to experience it. Like, they couldn't cut it out in real time. I don't know, like, I'm curious on what like their take is. Like, now knowing. Yeah, like, of course, like, now we know they weren't actually, you know, being called a slur by like a racist person. It was like this involuntary tick that just, you know,

came out at the worst possible time. Um, and I've seen. seen varying takes online. I don't, like, some of the takes being like, well, you know, if you know that that's a possibility, like, you should leave. And then you shouldn't be in a right. And then other people being like, well, that's abelist. Like, if he can't be in the same room as everyone else. Like, sure, I don't know. All I know is that what I saw was so, like, devastating and heartbreaking. And like, I just wanted to like give Michael Be Jordan a hug. Yeah. I don't know what the right way to handle it is. It's just awful. Yeah. I had also seen that he had said like one or two, shouted one or two other things throughout the ceremony. Like someone

inappropriate. Yeah, like, he's like, fuck off. I mean, that's so different than the end word. Oh, yeah, yeah, but. But it wasn't just one random tick. It's terrible. It's, it is, like, Barnon one of the worst clips I've seen. Yeah.

Like, it's, it made me so sad. And I feel like everyone is sort of like. Because it's like, well, you can't have an opinion on this because then you're ablest or racist. It's like who. Everyone sort of like paralyzed and, like, where to go. But all I know is like, I just. That shouldn't have happened.

I agree. It was so terrible. And it just, it clouded the whole night. No, that's the only thing anyone's talking about from the Baptist. Yeah. Yeah, I was, it probably wouldn't have been a story. Otherwise, William, Kate, it's nice to be. Sure. Kylie and Timothy were there.

But at this point, like, they do everything together. Like, pizza. They got pizza. They got pizza. They told us about the IMAX. Like, honestly, keep in your hands. He told us about the IMAX. Timothy did an interview with Matthew McConaughey.

His dad, an interstellar. Okay, I think I need to watch Interstellar. I had no idea of Timothy Shalema. I was in interstellar. Yeah. He is, like, in front of a truck saying, by to his dad at one point. I think it's like his first credit. And so they didn't interview like, you know, in support of Marty Supreme where Matthew McConaughey interviewed him. And Matthew McConaughey

was like, didn't your girlfriend like tell him what your girlfriend did? And he rented out in her, Kylie rented out an IMAX for him to see interstellar. It's just like favorite movie. That he's also in. That he's also in. But he has like a very small role. Right. But it's like Timothy thinks it's the greatest movie of all time. That's so sweet. So I think I'll watch it. You should. One day. You're like kind of the new club, Salome. Because you know, she retired she moved on to um no but i she chose another actor like club shallam i shallame and i are like at two different sides of the extreme right because you're extreme like kiley shallomay and she's just timothy yeah and if we could put our minds together i think we could create something beautiful yeah

a coalition of sorts yeah but like i come at it from the kiley aspect and she's obviously team timothy yeah so timothy did not win the bafta for his movie okay that's interesting marie supreme is now at like a record high of like losses for BAFTAs. Like for BAFTAs. Okay. Yeah. But neither did Leo. I don't know who won that award.

Oh. Yeah, the guy with Tourette's. I saw his speech. Did he make his, like an apology? Did he make his speech? How did he have the speech guy? I just saw him say he couldn't believe he was nominated the same category as

Leo. I don't know if he apologized or maybe it was before. No, but best actor wouldn't come before best visual. Right. Because he absolutely should have used a platform to apologize. Yeah. No, it was, he did apologize? He won.

Yeah. Yeah. Oof. Yikes. Yeah. Just yikes. Big yikes. So that's the BAFTAs.

In a nutshell. Are you ready for our next story? Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus. Thank God. Spotted filming Hannah Montana special for the first time. So she was seen in Malibu with the Hannah Whig in a convertible. And let me tell you, I was transported. Was this 2020?

are 2006. It's insane how like all it takes is the way. No, but like her face, everything about her face is clear. The same plus the sunglasses. Well, not the teeth. Okay. In these far away pictures her mouth. I hope she wears the snaggle tube.

Because these pictures look like they could have been taken 20 years ago. And I saw like a clip of her wearing the wig on stage, like in a full costume, like concert. Let's get crazy. So it looks like, get up and. It looks like the description they released for the celebration. 20 years, whatever. Everything I've seen visually kind of negates that.

I haven't seen her like sitting down in an interview style. So. Yeah. Well, we haven't seen that because it'd be on a soundstage. Yeah, but like they would normally release like pictures and stuff. Oh, well, maybe these are paparazzi pictures. Yeah, but I haven't seen anything of like that looks boring. Everything I've seen looks good. Okay.

It's just what I heard, the description. Yeah, yeah. But I'm hoping on to those notes. Let's get crazy. Get up and Z. What's your favorite hand of? Montana song. Oh, um, not Miley. Not Miley Cyrus. No, not can't be tamed era. Like, no, no, but even like from Hannah Montana like seven things. Yeah. No, no, no. No, just Hannah.

Just Hannah. Okay. I love nobody's perfect. I really do. It's a perfect song. Um, I love this is the life. The climb is is a fusion. But yeah, I would consider that like a Miley song. It's a fusion of my girls. And you'll always find your way back home. Okay. My honor I mentioned. you'll always find your way back home. I think that might be my number one, but it's not the era I'm talking about. Written by Taylor Swift. No, it's like, it's, you know,

the first two albums. Okay, so my favorite Hannah song is probably not from that era, but it's a Hannah song. He could be the one. Okay, no, but that's season three. That counts. Yeah. And would you consider Butterfly fly away?

No, she's not wearing the wig. Yeah, because you know, that's a song that was playing when Ruby was born. So love that song. But yeah, she's not wearing the wig when she sings that she's in the gazebo and it's raining and she's just being Miley. Yeah.

She's just being Miley. The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. My heart can rest till then. That's harmony. Yeah. Oh, whoa, wow. I can't wait to see you again. That song was a cultural reset.

You know, what's my favorite trend right now? What? People harmonizing with wide awake. Thunder Rumble. Yeah. I didn't know what's happening. Why is that happening? I love it.

I don't know, but like, I'm so happy for Katie Perry. Like, she just sort of needed this. I need a very neutral, positive trend. I want her to come out with a version that I can listen to on Spotify. Like, take the best creator who's doing it and put out a duet so I can listen on Spotify because I'm really enjoying. It's a nice trend. Thunder rumbling.

Castle's crumbling. I am trying to hold on. I'm wide awake. God knows that I. tried seeing the bright side. That's a good song. Yeah. So much has happened to Katie Perry that cloud the fact that a lot of her music is amazing.

I'm falling from Cloud Nine. This is the part of me. That's one of the best songs ever made. You think so? That you never gonna ever take away from me. You think so? Yeah, it's like a perfect pop song. I think like Charlie Puth would agree.

Oh, we need to. Charlie Puth on the show. I agree. And like asking what he thinks about like a hundred songs. Let's see when Charlie Puth is going to be in New York or Florida and let's get him on the show. I agree. I want to have him on the show. I want to harmonize with him. I want to have a show where we only interview Charlie's. We do like a deep dive. Maybe that's like a passion project for you with the redheads. No like fine. Can you interview Charlie Hope? I love her. Who's that? You know her because you played her song the other day. She makes like music for kids. That's not annoying as fuck. She has like a kind of like very like sort of like Mumford and Sun's type of voice

Over in the meadow where the sun and the sun It lived a little metal vertal and a little turtle dove Beep said the lion beep beep be Yeah she has so many bobs And then of course The green grass grew all around all around And the green grass grew all around She's a great Charlie you could interview on your Charlie series

And also Charlie who's on this season of Southern Charm Of course to speak to Um, the king. Charlie the king. Who's Charlie the king? Who's Charlie the king? You'll get there. Just.

King Charles. Yeah. That will be like, we can end the podcast. Yeah, of course. When you'll be a mini series. Yes. That only ends. You have to keep going until King Charlie.

Yeah, but like, do I have to have Charlie XX on my podcast? No. She doesn't have an E at the end, so she's exempt. No, but there's all different spellings of Charlie. I have to have Charlie who was unceremoniously booted from Love Island. Charlie, yeah. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

I think it could be really great. I can't wait to tune in. We should do like another podcast where we only interview people who have the same names as our children. That would be like really, because everyone's looking for an angle, right? Ruben Stuttered. Here we come. I actually would love to fucking talk to Ruben Stutter. Right?

Like he raised a generation of Harry Jousy. I mean, you just, you would create the podcast just so you could interview Harry Chowsy. because I know you're like obsessive in secret. I think we've had him on the show. Oh no, we had him on our Fratify audio canceled show. Breaking bread. Yeah. I think everyone's looking for an angle.

Yeah. Like who should like everyone interviews celebrities on their podcast. How can we make it different? We found our angle. Here's how. So I guess I'll have to name my next child, Taylor. 1,000 percent. And you could do it for a boy or a girl.

Love that. Crushing it. Yeah. What was the story? Miley spotted. Oh, okay. So faith. Abyssal restored.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm excited. We got the party with us. Oh, people were also saying, Jonas Brothers. She sort of invented them. We got the party with us. Like, kind of. No, but they are a big part of the Hannah family.

Yeah. And so I wonder if they'll have anything to do with this. I wonder if David Archiletto will join. What's their song? Come on. What's the song? It's like... Oh, it's like...

It's like the worst song. Yeah, hold on. Can you Google it? Let me look it up. Let me just go to that season three. It's like, it's kind of like a reg, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to know where you are.

I want to find out what you know. And maybe someday down the road, I'll sit back and say to myself. Yeah, I thought so. The worst song. That's probably my least favorite Hannah Montana song. Oh, that's funny. It's awful. It's awful.

No, I just did it. Make some noises good. Oh, so many good ones. One in a million. Life's what you make it. Oh, I can't do this right now. Chilling. I'll do this in my car on the way.

Yeah. Are you ready for... Are you ready for our next story? What number three? Number three. Yeah. Vanity Fair has put an article forth talking about the new talk show hosts. So Bowen Yang, Brittany, Brookesky, and eight other hosts who are shattering the talk show format.

So they are putting forth their thesis that these creators are the new late night, so to speak. talk show. It's interesting. I don't disagree in the sense that like this is where people come to promote projects. Late night was a lot of things. Yes, it was that. It was also sort of like a center of comedy. I don't think that I don't know. It's an imperfect thesis, but it's not wrong in the sense that like podcasts are the new frontier and if a celebrity has to go promote something and they say you can either do Jimmy Fallen or call her daddy. They would do call her daddy. Although the Alex Cooper erasure in this Vanek Fair article is weird because you have to give her credit. Like she really did maybe not invent this template, but like she is the biggest.

She's the first stop. Yeah. Like that's what call her daddy is now. Even though I do think Jake Shane is like giving her a run for her money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's included. He's in it. So here's who they share.

They share Quinlin Blackwell. Quinn, sorry, Quinn. I feel like she's so many things. But an interviewer is not one of them. I know she has like a series, but for the statement that they're trying to make. About like celebrity interview late nights. Do celebrities like go on her platform? I don't feel like they do.

Brittany Brosky? Same with that. I know she has a podcast and I feel like it's very, very funny and it's like kind of like satirical about herself. But I don't know that she interviews a lot of people. She doesn't. Yeah. Is chicken chop on here? Yeah, she wasn't there.

Okay. Julian Shapiro Barnum. What a name. What a name. Vee's son? I literally. Shapiro Barnum. Recess therapy. I'm sorry, but if you don't know who that person is,

like I think we have a- Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young children about everything from the love of corn. Wait, what? From the love of corn? How does somebody have 8 million followers and I don't know them? You should go on that podcast.

He was in a quarantine podcast with family. When he decided to create an online talk show, then he hit on the idea of recess therapy in which he and celebrities like Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young kids about everything from love of corn to the life of Shakespeare. This year, Shapiro Barnum, is embarking on an ambitious new project.

Outside tonight, a late night show shot in front of a live audience in the streets of New York City. He's excited to spend time. Well, that's cool. I haven't heard of it, but that doesn't mean anything, I just want to say. Well, if they're talking about people who love corn, you should go on. You know, I love corn. That was, like, a very, like, meaty sentence, you know? Yeah, to their love of Shakespeare.

And then Brittany Broski, Broski Nation, she started something called Royal Court. Mid-eval sleepover vibes. I haven't seen it. Just want to say. Mid-evil sleepover vibes. And yes, I know. Okay, so Quinn Blackwell has a, like, it's like a cooking show. I've seen the Addison Ray one.

Guests like Addison Ray and Lil Nas X. Okay. Fun. I don't feel like that's replacing late night. Just not to be like a bitch. Keep going to the ones that I know. Oh, Karim Rama. I know him.

Subway takes. Have you seen he interviews people on the subway and they give like their hottest takes? I mean, yeah, he's very interesting. Yeah, that's like the stuff that people do when they're promoting stuff like now they go on like you know where he's had like he has a major people type stuff he has major people um i agree same with bow and yang and matt rogers they are sure they're like a stop they are a stop press jane with amelia demaldenberg who's chicken shop girl um she's like the interviewer she gets everyone yes zway absolutely a press stop for people sean evans who created hot ones the chicken hot wings thing

yeah, absolutely. Jake Shane, absolutely. Okay, that was it. So I feel like they got a lot of the people that I agree. I feel like some people didn't want to be a part of this and then they threw in a couple of randos. But Alex Huber really should be there. Yeah. I don't feel like they left her out. I feel like she very much like stands alone, you know? Like I could see her not wanting to be a part of an ensemble where like really not everyone is like doing the same thing that she is, you know? I could see her saying no, honestly. Who else do I feel like they're missing? Oh. Well, I. Armchair expert. Oh, yeah, but then it's just like podcast. Podcasts.

Yeah. Yeah. I can understand my like, then it's just like, then name every podcast. Yeah, it's not podcast. It's people who are shattering the talk show format. Good hang. She should have been on here. Yeah, but then it's just like, yeah, that is shattering the talk show format.

But then it's just a list of podcasts. Right. Which, you know, I love a list of podcasts. So this is just hosts who are shattering the talk show format. That is Amy Schumer. I just want to say. Not Amy Schumer. Excuse me.

Amy Polar. Mm-hmm. The new late night is lofi and unpredictable. and live from your phone all the time. As broadcast television recedes, we present a cast of digital creators who boldly go where no Jimmy has gone before. That's funny.

Okay, so they're saying digital creators, fine, so I guess that's not. Yeah, and like things that are more than just like talk, you know, like chicken chop is really the new carpool karaoke. It's a very new format. It's very cool. Nobody's doing it. Agreed.

Cool beans. And they have people on there like Brittany Browski and Quinn, who I think, have the format, but I don't know that they have the guests yet. So we'll see. Maybe they're giving them like the Vanity Fair stamp of approval. I like that. I feel like the late show format is like so old.

And some of them are doing everything they can to hang on. And Jimmy Falm's doing a great job. I also want to say like this is just stating the obvious. Well, of course. This is not an original. Yeah. Like the late show format has been felt old for it. Like people have been doing this for like a couple years now.

So like thanks for letting us know it was happening. We did know. Unlike Cynthia Reveal, we did know that this was happening. But good for you. for stating it for joining us up here welcome um are you ready for our next story if it's our next story that's brought to you by hers it is Jackie I know that you know this that traditional health care does not always leave room for follow up or context tell me answers this question for me have you ever left a doctor's appointment maybe with some results but not real clarity on what to do

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Our next story, speaking of the youngsters. What are they doing now? Braxton and Olivia Jade were spotted flirting with each other at Pondon. Palm Tree Music Festival. Mm-hmm. So there's a lot going on because June Wa received a tip that Braxton and Olivia Jade were spending quite a bit of time together at the Palm Tree Festival this weekend. According to the person who sent in the tip, they were flirting all night.

Yeah. And then we saw a picture. We saw a picture of them talking. Let's say talking. I don't want to, you know, put my editorial spin on it. And we also saw a picture of Olivia Jade and Alex Earl taking a selfie at the music festival. And then Alex Earl, we shared it to her stories. So is that what?

you would do with a girl who's flirting with your ex-mans. I just want to say, like, there's no way in hell that Olivia Jade is even entertaining Braxton. Like, for a million reasons, I just want to say, I feel like I know Olivia Jade, probably better than anyone in this world, like, probably better than her own mother. I'm being dead serious. Like, I just know her. I'm sorry, like, she's on, like, a different level in terms of, like, she was just dating

Jacob Lorty. Sorry, she's not slumming it with Braxton. And I don't think it's out of, like, a loyalty or anything to Alex Earl. I don't think they're like best friends. I'm telling you they're not compatible. Like maybe he's interested. She's not. What about love?

Like what does she just like? I'm so sick of you saying that. Okay. It seems like everybody loves Braxton. That's actually not true. I just know Sophia Culpo's like vomiting from this. Why is it not true that everybody loves Braxton? I think two people loved Braxton.

Maybe actually a lot of people love Braxton like his family and stuff. No, no, but like girls. Like it seems he seems like a really nice guy. I mean, he's got something. Aside from the Sophia Coppel murkiness, you know. She doesn't have good things to say about him. Yeah. But I saw, like, and I don't know what happened between the two of them,

but it seems like they had a good relationship and they were relationing. And Alex and Braxton as well. And I just, I feel like he's a lover boy, as the kids say. Yeah, he's kind of like a serial dater. He's just looking for a good woman. Well, look elsewhere because leave Olivia Jade out of this. Would you rather her be with Jacob Allorty or Braxton? I don't think it's so clear.

Oh, my God. They're on different levels. Like, they're on different levels. Or Austin Butler. Did she date him? No, she just like operates in the same circle. It's next. She just dated Jacob Allerty, who dated Kyager, or who dated Austin Butler? Would you rather her date Austin Butler or Braxton? Bracton. That's more interesting to me. We are aligned. But I don't think she's dating either of them. I don't know who she's going to date next, but one thing about Olivia Jane. Our new man. Oh, thank you for reminding me. I'm sure if you're watching on YouTube,

you've noticed. We have got a new businessman in our businessman. We should hire an artist to like paint BMOTW on this, just so people know, like, what the frame is for. This is Axel Dumois, the CEO of Airmaz. And in this photo, he's standing in front of Bergen, which feels right. And he's also got a, I want to say an iPad in his hands that's like leather bound. He obviously had a custom case made at the factory because it has a little A&A and a G on it. Very airmes.

Abusing the facilities. And as you know, he's a CEO of Airmaz. And he also is one of the few successful CEOs who turned down Jeffrey Epstein for a visit, thus crowning him, businessman at the week. It's not that hard. It's literally not that hard. Just don't be a pedophile. And don't hang out with them. Yeah.

Don't consort. And actively avoid them. Yeah. And don't, like, give us any reason to think that you might be a pedophile. That's really it. The bar is in hell, my friends, my fellow businessman. Yeah, some people can't meet it. It's okay.

You know if it's my businessman of the weekend. If we ever are, like, running low. ourselves? Kevin O'Leary. Oh, actually. Love that. So, like, just always keep him. He's waiting in the way.

We could always start a shark in there. Oh, no, but just Kevin. Well, yeah, I'm glad to hear. you say that and not your boyfriend Robert Hergevich because he'll never be my business well he's like I think he could be man of the week but as far as business I don't love him because of his business savvy and I know this is crazy to say because he is a shark and like a billionaire many times over but I actually don't think he's a good businessman I think he just got lucky that's really funny and I really believe that well he was like but I don't believe that Olivia jade

is dating Braxton or even entertaining it like you're allowed to talk and you're allowed to like flirt at a music festival like not everything is a binding marital contract the photo of that is for Mary Lou's in Palm Beach, so it's like a really small space. They're just like talking closely, which is what you do in a crowded facility. There's no, I mean, this is probably like famous last words. There's no way. Famous last words. You know they have Majong night there.

Do they? Yeah. I think you sent it to me. Oh. I think we got a gut. I'm always sending things. Like, so don't ever reference something I sent. I know.

Sometimes Zach, I'll like be in the room like sending shit on Instagram. And he goes. Just like firing it off. Like, firing off to all my travel. Yeah, of course. I have like my Jewish things, my mahjong things, my funny things, my relationship things. And then I walk out of the room and he's on the couch and he's like, oh, that was so interesting. Like you sent me, why did you send me that?

I'm like, you're going to have to be more specific. I'm like, I have no idea. When I'm like breastfeeding, there's, well, I don't breastfeeding anywhere when I was breastfeeding. Like I would fire off. I get in like modes where like don't ask me what I'm talking about because I don't know. Which one are you referring to? I can't be held responsible. Even though if you send me something that I've sent you, like I, bitch, I said.

sent that. Like I was aware. I don't think I've ever sent you something that. Oh my god, it literally happened yesterday that you sent me. No, you might have already seen it. No, I didn't send. No, I did send it. Oh, unless you like send it in a text. No, I don't send in a text. Sometimes I send if I want to send to the whole family. Yeah. Like, hey guys. Check this out. You're going to love this. And I'm a big sender. Like when you're on my distro, I'm, I would say I'm probably like number one on your distro. You are number one on my distro. You're number one on mine too. Oh, thank you. You could I've been insulted. No, no, I wouldn't lie.

You are. Once I'm made a show, like, you better turn notifications up. Yeah. It's coming down. They made it too easy on reels to, like, send things to someone. Yeah. Because on TikTok, like, I have to download or send a link. They make it really hard.

On Instagram, you just press share. They don't even send you, like, message sent. Like, I just know that it made it there. Yeah. Yeah. They've got it down over there. And then sometimes I want to send somebody to, like, you and Ben. But I don't want to send it to a group chat.

Send separately. I send separately. It's very different. I love that button. It's very different. Or you can send separately or create group. But it's not a group five. Some things are group five, but most of the time we need to have individual discussions.

I agree. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is for you? Which is for your two favorite topics. Okay. Hairspray is coming back and Matthew Marsen is playing Courtney Collins? Similar. Okay. Bonnie Blue is pregnant.

Okay. Okay, so what are my two favorite things? Babies? Motherhood and Bonnie Blue. Okay. The whore is pregnant. Somebody might need to retake sex ed because adult content creator Bonnie Blue

says she's pregnant after having unprotected sex with about 400 men, and she seems genuinely caught off guard. Didn't she already say? Didn't she do this once? Yeah, and it was like a prank? Yeah, well, so in this video, she takes a pregnancy test, which ends up being positive.

She said, guys, I am definitely pregnant, like fully pregnant, so I'm going to have to chat GPT what to do next. because I'm actually not quite sure. I don't know. Later, she went to a technician for an ultrasound, which confirmed the pregnancy. She asked, oh, is that a baby?

That's actually crazy. It's actually not that crazy. Like, that happens when you have sex. However, in 2025, she told us weekly she wished she could get pregnant. However, she's not in a position where she can fall pregnant naturally. Well, that's like a very vague statement.

She could have had an IUD in. Like, she's not in a position where she could fall pregnant. Or, you know, she's infertile. Right, no, but it also could just be because she's on birth control. This story just feels like a trap. I don't really know.

what to say. Obviously, a baby is a blessing. I don't think it's true. And if it is true, maybe it will be just the thing to set her on the right path. You know, motherhood changes a person. Of course. But then you're also just like subjecting somebody to being like the child of Bonnie Blue. Like she's going to get bullied or he like, you know. Oh, for sure. Like Bonnie would need to like change her name, live anonymously, move to like seriously like Indonesia. I think she went there and like things got crazy. Had sex with a thousand Indonesians. Yeah. That does sound like something she would do.

So, Bonnie. I can't stand her. Like, I hate to even choose this as a story. Like, I think that she's all that's wrong with the world. Beyond that, you know, it's like, I don't think there's anyone that's like, this is really great for women. Like, we feel really empowered. It's bad for everyone. We feel empowered by this.

And the men, I need to, let's interview a man who has had sex with her. Like, how big of a loser are you? Oh, yeah. You lined up with 400 other guys. I don't know who's a bigger loser, like her or them. I think the men. Yeah, it's really disgusting. And, like, also, like, a little.

She's like making money. No, but don't you think it's also a little gay, like to have sex with somebody, like, literally while the other guy's penis is still out? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's gross. Like, I think she's so, like, what kind of man does these things? That's a whole other question. I hate her. Yeah.

I don't think it's, I don't want to, like, really have to consider, like, if it is true. And I just don't think it is true. I think it's, like, you know, another ruse that we fell for. Because I really think, like, when she's having sex with 400 men, like, you know, She has to be taking every step. She's not doing it during the ovulation window, I would hope. And like are, like, are they like? It's unprotected.

What? In this one, it was unprotected sex. She had 400 unprotected? That's what it's done. Usually they do use condoms. Yes, but also my question was actually not if they were using it. Do they ejaculate? Thank you.

Yeah, I think so. Otherwise, it's like, is that. Does it count? I don't think it counts. I think it does count, but okay. It's not like a one pump. I guess that's how she did like a thousand and one day. It was a couple pumps.

It was like a pump or two. I guess however much they paid for it. And they pay? I don't think so. I think she pays then. No, because then it's prostitution. I think just the subscribers pay to watch. Yeah, of course.

But no. Yeah, you're right. Fowl. Like, foul. And I seriously, like, I will pray for you in a meaningful way. I will pray for you. Those are the fast five stories. Not so fast.

I can't thank you enough for choosing that one. Oh, I know. you like love to talk about her. Yeah. But it just got too real. I'm a model. Okay. Well, that's our show.

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