The Toast - I Am (Single): Friday, January 20th, 2023

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

Selena Gomez clarifies relationship status amid Drew Taggart dating rumors (Page Six) (18:55) Vanessa Hudgens reacts to ex Austin Butler's viral 'Elvis' accent (Page Six) (25:54) Naomi Judd's final note revealed: 'Do not let Wy come to my funeral' (Page Six) (34:43) Leslie Jordan's Cause of Death Confirmed (PEOPLE) (44:08) Kelly Clarkson granted restraining orders against two alleged stalkers (Page Six) (45:39) The Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Chost. Happy Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Friday. We did it. Friday.

Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Weekend. Hey, Jax. Howdy, girl. It's Friday. Yes. Yes, it is. I thought you were going to the weekend, weekend. Hey, Jax. Howdy, girl. It's Friday. Yes.

Yes, it is. I thought you were going to ask me about me. So I was just like waiting for the HYD. But it never came. But I'm doing okay. You know, something that happens when we do this show is that I have to pick the stories. So I spend 30 minutes before the show picking the stories. I go all over the internet. And news is so awful I know that it's so hard to then just like find like

five fun stories to talk about and then like not just think about all of the terrible things I just saw I know that's true I actually never thought about that part of the job because you pick the stories I'm sorry that you had to go through that. Some days are worse than others. Like today was particularly harrowing, especially when I get on the Daily Mail. Like, but actually it's not even just Daily Mail. Like People magazine, you think it would be like fun fluff. The true crime section, the real life, they have a section that's true crime. They have a section that's real life and it's real life is always fucking horrible.

I'm so sorry. But that's kind of like the miracle of the toast. That's why we do what we do to like filter through those horrible things and just give you the positivity. But it's hard to bounce back sometimes after I've seen what I've seen. You're literally like the Joker. Like you make everyone laugh. But on the inside, you're deeply unwell.

There's like, where's the peace for me? know you're you're jacqueline phoenix i'm jackio phoenix and so yeah that's just like it's so i usually forget by the time we start recording but like today i haven't forgotten there were a number of stories that were just upsetting upsetting oh my god well i'm gonna make you laugh today hey jacks how you doing oh thanks McClure. I'm doing well also because it is Friday, which is magnificent news for everyone, especially you and I, because we do love the day of the fry. We do love the day of the fry. I'm overjoyed. You know, a Friday isn't any less special when you have the Monday off, you know? Yeah, agreed. It's Friday, no matter how you slice it, because there are some weeks where it's so long

and it's like, it's just Friday. So take the wins where you could get them. I hope everyone has really exciting weekend plans. Do you have, I know you're hanging out with Shannon. Yeah, I'm seeing Shanon tonight for dinner, which I'm so excited about. I have like so much, I feel like she has such good gossip. I like need to sit her down and just study her.

And I also just haven't seen her in like literally months because she's always gallivanting around the globe. So yeah, we're going to a fabulous restaurant. We're going to look fabulous. I'm finally like really making some headways, headway, headway with my Dyson Airwrap. I did purchase it almost maybe two, maybe three years ago. I gave it a shot when I got it and I got so frustrated

and I don't know what compelled me to just like try it again. Shannon helped me. She has a tutorial. She does, she has like a subscription on her Instagram, which a lot of people are doing now. I think it's really interesting. And I feel like Shannon's the perfect person to do it because she's like so glamorous. Like I can't get enough. And I watched her tutorial and like literally the hair would not wrap around the barrel for me. It like so annoying and I thought it was because you know my hair is too long and thick I have to get the bigger barrel oh no it's so long and thick how hard for you I know but it turns out that the air wrap has a filter and I didn't know that and you have to clean it or else like it won't suction like the bottom thing comes off. There was so much dust.

Oh my God, it was disgusting. And the second I figured that out, it started wrapping. Huh. And now I remember. That's good for me to know as someone who uses the air wrap every week. Oh, okay. And so when the air wrap, when it came to my house, it came with all the accoutrements.

I put them all in the box. And there was this little like circular brush thing. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And I threw it out. It's the brush for the filter to get all the dust out. And now I had to use, I had to throw away my toothbrush and use my toothbrush to get, it was like so annoying. Oh my God.

Wow. Okay. I'm going to try that too. I use my Dyson Airwrap a little differently than you use yours. And I like the way I use mine, except when my hair, when I don't have a fresh haircut, like it really won't hold. So I've kind of just given up right now. Uh, but I'm going to give it a new life. I'm getting a haircut on Monday. In addition to this being the year of yes, it's also the year I like start, um, like proactively doing things. So I'm getting a

haircut. I actually have a physical, I have not had a physical in 200 years. And I feel like now that I'm not, like now that I've lost weight, like I feel like every time I went to the doctor, it's like, well, you could lose weight. I'm like, no, I know. I'm not dumb. Like I know I'm extremely unhealthy. Like you think if I like wanted to be this way and I would, it's not a choice, bitch. And now that I've lost some weight, I feel like I'm sure she'll still tell me.

I'm still like medically obese, but I'm sure she'll tell me. But'm on my way you know yeah no we looked at the BMI you're not medically obese no I am were you yeah no it goes like that was not the conclusion that we came to no it was it goes like you're and by the way BMI is so like toxic and unrealistic. Like I feel like BMI is not accurate, but technically. Okay, BMI, like when you go by, they say I should be like 103 pounds, which I'm- Literally same. Even in 2019, like not even close. And I was looking at fire flames. But they give you a window and like the top of my normal window,

normal according to BMI, like I think it's pretty generous. I don't think BMI is like that crazy because yes the low number is pretty low but like there's a big green window that they give you and then they give you a yellow window I personally like I don't fuck with the BMI but it is a frame of reference that people often use so I'm just using it here yeah and my BMI would consider me obese and then under obese is overweight and that's kind of like goals um I'm not there yet okay but we were looking at it and like you weren't you weren't far off yeah but I wasn't I wasn't super close I feel like you were saying oh whatever you know what

I'm not I'm not letting the BMI dictate my life like BMI is toxic you're doing this for you but like now that you're having these gains like it's cool to see where you like stack up to this thing that like has always evaded you. Yeah. But so all that to say is I'm taking care of me this year. I'm going to the doctor for a physical. I am going to the dentist. I haven't made that appointment yet because honestly, that's worse than the physical. I absolutely hate the dentist.

And the last time I went, probably maybe over a year ago, she said I had a cavity and I should come back. And I didn't. I just like hoped I would brush the cavity away not how cavities work but if it's not bothering you it must not be that bad no it's not bothering me but I do feel like I could get a cleaning like I'm just yeah you should I just got a cleaning I feel like the beginning of the year is a good time to make all your appointments haircut doctor dentist anything else you know full body skin check oh I gotta do that I just did that I want to get a haircut I got it I think I'm gonna get my haircut down here because I don't even ask

for like anything crazy it's not like I'm going for a new look just a trim maybe I'll do that with my new vehicle while I still have it I only have a few more days left on my loaner car from our friends at GM I didn't talk about it on the toast yesterday, but GM sent me a car. They sent me like this cute, gorgeous Cadillac. And I didn't drive yesterday, which feels like a waste, but I needed a day off. Like driving is a lot for me. It requires so much. I get so much adrenaline from the whole thing that like, it's not a casual experience, but today I'll be back in my car because well I only have a few days left with it you should drive to get bangs you should get bangs you know what like no

but I actually think you might look good with bangs I don't think you don't think no I don't think so I have a very round face I think that bangs benefit round faces. No. Then you're just like a little curtain-y bowling ball. Well, if you get bad bangs, then there's nothing to be done about that. No, no. Even good bangs. Like, there's no need for me to get bangs. But I think you should get bangs.

I've, like, always secretly wanted them. I had side bangs in the seventh grade, actually, at my bar mitzvah. I had side bangs, and they were my pride and joy. Like, I couldn't believe I was allowed to get them. I had side bangs in the seventh grade actually at my bum. It's if I had side bangs and they were they were my pride and joy. Like I couldn't believe I was allowed to get them. And when I got them I was obsessed because I was very much like the emo time you know secondhand serenade fallout boy. For me like I've got I've gotten to live my bangs fantasy and it was just that. It was fantastic. It was amazing. Parisian bangs are like when they're all over your forehead and then they're in the middle. Like they're short.

Yeah. That like cropped bang look is never going to work for me. Not the bang. Not that one. No, but some people do it. Yeah, it's not for me. So I don't know. Maybe this is a sign if you've been thinking about getting bangs that you should.

Not you, Jackie. Our listeners. That you should do it. Yeah. Claudia wants to see. Yeah. I like I love the bangs journey for people. I know it's like such a hassle to grow them out and it's fun at first and then it's not

because you can't style them. I know. But I don't know. You should do it. Yeah. That's not like you always are itching to get bangs when you sit down for a haircut like I'm always itching for like a bob. That's what I would advocate for.

Like I think anybody who's considering just going short should totally do it it was one of the the better things I've ever done I am so here for Bobby O making a return Theo's crying oh my god I was like to get a bob he wants Jackie to get a bob Claudia I literally didn't know Theo was in there and I was like what going on? And Claudia, does she have a baby in the studio? Yeah, I noticed Thea. Because Thea was so excited. You said, Auntie is getting her bob again? No, no, no.

I will, but not for a few years. It was such a great time when you had a bob. It was a great time. And I feel like when it comes back, it's going to be even better. Because I'm even better at my hair now. I'm better at my makeup. And I was so against it when you got it I'm like you're crazy you're crazy

but now you're the one who's always asking for me to get it back but no I work too hard to grow my hair this long I think it like suits me right now you work too hard for this zip code to go home now ain't that the truth ain't that the truth um we got an amazing show. It's Friday.

Theo's here. Jax is here. What else? Genuinely, this is a genuine question. What else could you ask for? Honestly, Bryce. Oh, right. That would be the only other thing.

But he's doing Bryce Tings this morning, unfortunately. And we miss him. God rest his soul. It's not a full stride day, but it's a thride day. So good. So good. Especially because we haven't seen Theo in the studio in a while. To what do we owe this pleasure? You know, it's Friday. His walk ended early. You know, like the timing, the stars were aligned. We love that for him. Hi my angel man you want to say hi to everyone? Oh I love you so much. Oh I fucking love this guy. You know those Bryce and Strice they hate these chairs because there's like not there's no room. No and now I do remember

why I stopped bringing Theo to the show like I'm so distracted like the way you can't text and drive you can't pod and thrice. I know. Unless we're together and the boys are together. And then it's just like a feast for the senses. But he's just wandering around the studio, like sniffing around. I'm like, I'm obsessed. He's so cute.

I miss that boy. He's such an angel. Crunchy angel man. Crunchy angel man. Speaking of musical, I finished the sound of music last night oh how was it amazing it was so good mcclard you should really watch it it was so premium they really don't make them like that anymore like they don't every the songs were so good and then like the score was amazing and the scenery and the story it was just gorgeous and I'm so glad that we've had this renaissance with sound music and I have to owe it to that

weird ass story I picked the other day yeah about the baroness this new show yeah and now that I watch the sound of music I know who the baroness character is she was like meant to be like evil stepmother except she wasn't evil like Georg I don't know why they can't call him George Georg the father he brings home I thought he said Gaylord this he brings home this wench from Vienna she's a widow and she wants to marry him because he's wealthy but I think they also like get along and they have a good time um but then he falls in love with the governess and so he sends her on her way and even though the baroness did try and get rid of Julie Andrews, and like she was a little nefarious,

like of course she's stepping in on her man. Like that, she's literally a textbook, like, you know. Protect your peace. Like no, like the nanny who's like making eyes. Oh, that's horrible. The dad. So she had to go.

So she had to go. 100%. So, and then when Georg does break up with the baroness you think she's gonna be like spiteful and say something nasty but instead she cuts him off and like she breaks up with him to like he's like she's really cute anyways i guess it's gonna be a baroness origin story which that's cool i think will be nice because she wasn't such an evil character by the way speaking of the sound of music Jackie and I were shocked and taken aback that the sound of music official Instagram account this is the craziest thing this the sound of music

official Instagram account followed us commented on one of our clips from uh on reels where we were talking about the sound of music and they left a comment that said this synopsis left no crumbs like obviously it's a Gen Zer on that account and she's doing a very good job but I wasn't expecting Julie Andrews to use like some modern TikTok phrase no no I was really shocked by that response and in a good way I was shocked but I was I was really shocked but they have a really poppin social presence they celebrate all the cast members birthdays they post fan art so cute you know so it's it's nice to see and I know it's only January but if we're gonna start like a list for 2023 of films that are good when spending holiday time with your family I think the sound of music is the first on our list yes it is already on my list i put it there last night

and last night i was doing some more research about like the trap family like now they go by the traps they dropped the vaughn when they came over i think that's for the best yeah but they're so iconic as the vaughn trap family singers yeah uh what did i learn about them oh that the movie like when during the cold war when there was like threat of nuclear war, like I guess the government put together a list of movies they were going to play for people to watch while nuclear war played out and Sound of Music was one of them.

See, it's a timeless film. We need to get a hold of that list. Yes, add it to our holiday list. Exactly. So like I said, gorgeous show, gorgeous girls, gorgeous day of the week. Yes. And I think without further ado, we should get on with it. Usher you into the weekend with the Fast Five stories that you, yes, you, I know you think,

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mcclernand for sure deal you're welcome our first story i'm glad to put a pin in this conversation yes from the entire week that selena gomez has clarified her relationship status amid the dating rumors that she is with Drew Taggart from the Chainsmokers. Selena Gomez clarified she is single in a since-deleted Instagram story post on Thursday amid rumors she is dating the Chainsmokers member Drew Taggart. She said, quote, I like being alone too much against a photo, a black and white photo of the sky behind a mountain range. And she added

the hashtag, hashtag I am single. And then she deleted it a few minutes later. But of course, she posted it. Okay. First of all, I'm shocked that like for once your denial actually came true. Like I feel like you were in denial about Kim and Kanye. You're like constantly in denial about things. And you had, you had actually good proof and really good reasoning to the point where you actually convinced me that these two were not dating. Like, you're right. They got pictures of them in a bowling alley where they were apparently making out, but nobody took a picture of them making out.

Sure. No, you were 100% right. I'm shocked that your, like, vehement denial actually turned out to be true. Yes. And this is a situation where you have to trust your gut. Like, the other situations when, like, Kim and Kanye were getting divorced, like, I was in denial because I was just processing my grief. Of didn't have reasons I wasn't like no for this this and this they will be together like I think everybody couldn't tell that I was just processing

yeah yeah yeah for this I trusted my intuition and I said that the truth booth said they are not a match but what's so weird is that she posted this photo, which was very clear, but there actually was a man in the bottom right corner. There was a head of a man. I thought when I first saw before I read the text, I'm like, oh, her and Drew like relationship confirmation. So to say you're single,

but then to accidentally have your friends, like who's a man's head, like in the bottom of the frame is just misleading. Oh, for sure. The whole thing is like kind of an interesting response like considering selena doesn't need to respond like if you're single no you're saying she doesn't she doesn't really ever respond i have another theory now that just came to me it's i i think it's like a like a bit of a conspiracy theory but i'm just gonna

keep reading into everything okay so she hashtagged i am single i feel like she has a single coming out called i am or it's called i am single or it's called i like being alone too much or that's no that's like the first lyric i like being alone too much to dance with your heart that was good oh my god not me like making up like a madonna i was about to ask you if that's a real song. No oh my god that's so nice I'm quaking. It's the first line of I Am by Selena Gomez. I like being alone. Wait what did I say? I like being alone too much to dance with your heart. Dance with your heart? Who literally who am I? I've never said that phrase in my entire life. Keep going. Sometimes like my artistic side just takes over. Keep going this might be better than I drink wine wine wine wine I like being alone too much to dance with your heart but when I'm alone I get lonely in the dark

should I write this song keep going I don't want to push my luck okay but you could skip to the chorus of I am single how would that go and would you is it I am the single or I am I am okay and it'd be like I don't know I forgot the melody already I'm now I'm nervous there's too much pressure but the chorus is different than the bridges so you could start fresh I need a minute I am I am and it would need to be like different phrases Like I am Grave Not grave Grave I am Free

I am Me And that's how it would end Like I am me And then I am Single Yeah no single doesn't work

But that opening line I like being alone Too much to dance with your heart What did I say after that? Sometimes I get lonely when alone in the dark yeah that's also how songwriters write they'll do a little bit of remember how your hands were all up in my hair sometimes i can't remember if you were even there something like that something like that but sometimes when songwriters write they do a

little bit of like fudging the lines yeah yeah is this already a song or am I making up like the most sickening melody you've ever heard this is not a song So good. So good. I'm obsessed. Claudia, you need to get into the studio. Inspiration is struck. No, and like it's important to know I have two songs out.

They're amazing. I had nothing really to do with the writing of any except for like a few notes, you know? Like I'm not, I didn't do the melody. I had like people do that for me so this is the first time I'm like kind of like finding my artistic side like I'm a you know I just need to really I mean I never mind I was like that was so dumb oh my god you're gonna voice notice record a voice note I'm like this is literally being recorded literally I like being alone do my shoe dance with your heart oh man I'm, I'm obsessed. Obsessed. Oh, my God.

I hope that this is the case for Selena. But and even if it is like you could still write your song because now we'll have two songs called I Am. No. What if like Selena hears this and then like changes her song and like steals my idea? Oh, but she doesn't contact you? She would never. She loves me. And also like enough people listen to this podcast for us to really get some momentum.

Yeah. Like we'd have the people on our side. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Well, I hope that I'm right about this being like phase one of a single announcement. Of a launch. Yeah.

That would just make this whole saga really exciting. Can I tell you how when you used to live here and were, you know, my friend and my sister, you bought a box of tissues for the studio and you were like, I don't know, like, I feel like we need tissues. We have paper towels. We've never had a box of tissues. I'm just now finishing them. It is the greatest gift you ever gave me. You're going to miss them. Tissues are, no, I just ordered more on Amazon. Tissues are so underrated. I know, I have a box here too and I actually just used one this morning. I had a sniffle. I'm always wiping my nose with toilet paper or paper towel or like honestly my sleeve. But tissues.

I feel like I only get tissues if I'm like really sick. And it's like why? Yeah. Why? I have tissues all over my house. That's a Zach thing. But it's really nice. It's gorgeous.

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Okay. Our next story is a little shady news because Vanessa Hudgens reacted to her ex Austin Butler's viral Elvis accent. So Vanessa has stayed mum as Austin has ascended to previously unimagined. Greatness. Greatness. But she's now just saying one word.

So Page Six posted an article saying Austin Butler's Elvis accent is genuine and might remain forever, said a voice coach. Then an Instagram user commented saying he went to the Lady Gaga School of Oscar campaigning. Then Vanessa commented crying. Like she responded to that guy's comment. A lot of people thought she were crying to the post of page six, which was the article. No, she was responding to someone's funny comment. Yeah, that he went to the Lady Gaga school of Oscar campaign acting yeah um did Lady Gaga like have her accent it wasn't an accent but she

became Ali like she was there was no it was indistinguishable who was who and like oh I was thinking House of Gucci sorry oh no she went hard for star is born that's what I think about when I think about Oscar campaign yeah yeah but I was thinking about accent or or is this guy saying I don't really get his joke like I don't think it's that funny that like Vanessa needed to comment like sometimes people sometimes people leave hysterical comments I guess I just pretended to understand to be a part of something yeah or or is he saying you remember how Lady Gaga said like a million times there could be a hundred people like that's what I think of when I think of Lady Gaga Oscar campaigning there could be a hundred people in a room she said that in every

interview and maybe like his thing is like he's gonna say that a thousand times like this is his voice I don't know that's not what I got I got really like you forget now but like when it was her term with Star is Born like her her and Bradley, were they dating? Were they not dating? Like she was just like at all times being her character from the movie. And that's what Austin is doing at all times being Elvis. Right. Like they had those billboards all throughout L.A.

like of Lady Gaga as Ally, the pop star, and like being like, Ally, the pop star, new music. And if you need reminding, like remember Nina Dobrev's Halloween costume where she was the dumbest thing anyone's ever done but it's helpful in this situation because she dressed as a baby wearing a star being a star being being born she was dressed as a baby wearing a star because it was she was just born a star is born and then she had like a sign that said like campaigning for an oscar i sneezed on it it's true bless you um yeah i just honestly the comment isn't commenting for me like i don't get it i just feel like she is weighing in and semi like dragging him for this fake accent it It's shady. And I think she deserves that. Yeah, and by the way,

and this is full-blown confirmation of what we all already knew. Like your voice doesn't sound like that. He definitely had a very low register, like in the Carrie Diaries. It was like very sexy. He was like this teenage boy who had like a really low voice,

but it's not even close to what it is now. Yeah. I also have like a really hot take. Like I thought Austin Butler was amazing in Elvis. I thought Elvis was an amazing movie. I can't even overstate how much I loved it. But I think he was miscast. Why do you think that?

I just like, he doesn't, like when I watch videos of Elvis now, like they come up on my algorithm all the time. And like he just didn't have that Elvisness. He did as much as he could. Like he put on as much as he could. But like it just he required so much costume and makeup and extraness when like I think other people could have done it more naturally. My takeaway from the film was that I thought he was amazing and I thought he definitely deserves an Oscar nomination I didn't think the movie was that great I had a lot of

problems with the film itself did you feel like it was a movie that was a real movie yes yes well that it had real movie like qualities that's good I think he did an amazing job he did the best that he could have done but I think someone who was a little more naturally Elvis would have just done a naturally better job. Honestly, Miles Teller. Like that's. No, I know what you mean. Like physically, there was a lot of like prosthetics and everything that made it like a little campy,

like a little costumey. Was broad and big. And like Elvis, Austin's like small to me. That's true, actually. Elvis was like a tall king. Yeah. No, that's true. So that's, but I loved loved it I think he doesn't deserve an Oscar for it but he deserves to be nominated nomination I agree it goes to Brendan Fraser or I'm protesting but we should watch the movie I need to see the whale it's in

theaters I should just like get my fat ass up and go just treat yourself go solo it's so nice to go to a movie alone as a woman in this climate? Okay, fine. Go with Ben so he can talk the whole time. Literally. So like why is this guy like here? And like why is he alone? Is he wearing prosthetics?

Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? I'm like, bitch, I'm literally seeing this movie for the first time too. Shut up. Get some popcorn. Get yourself a big soda. You know what?

That's a nice way to spend the day. You know what? I'm like kind of craving going to the movies now. I'm like, I have such a fabulous weekend and like I'm not going to cancel any of my plans. Maybe one day next week. I should just buy the tickets. Why can't you go this afternoon? Oh, that's actually a great idea.

A little matinee. Ben is at a trade show. Hawking that spritz. And why don't you go with Shannon? Because we have like a fab night out planned. I'm not going to go out and hit the town. No, like me and you should like. Let's go to.

Oh, Shannon can make the movies fabulous again. Let's go see the stars. We don't know the rest of the word justice for that version of annie which isn't the original and isn't the most modern one but had wonderful moments like that the kathy bates one yes and that was like an original song to that movie no the best one's the original no i think the one that i grew up with is kathy bates yeah but that one's like, you know, a little watered down. I liked it. I love it.

And they added scenes and that was really good. And songs. Who knew? And songs. The original is so good. And then the new one is so good too. I love all.

And then of course, live. Something smells like it's burning. You should go check on that. I'm going to go check. Give me a second. Oh, my God.

So much drama here at the toast today. Earlier, Jackie's Wi-Fi went out for a second. We were on our interface and she bounced. Now the house is burning down. What do we do? I'm holding everything down here at the studio in New York. Theo's here. He's asleep, so he's not being much help.

Also, I don't want to speak it because then I feel like it'll be true um I'm like really worried that Theo's losing his hearing every time I say like want to go O-U-T or do you want to E-A-T those are like his trigger words and he knows he'll hop up off the bed and the last couple of weeks I have to say it like four times and like and he's like not listening. Is everything okay, Jax? She's back, you guys. What happened?

What happened? All good. The good news is it only smelled like that in here. And then I went out and the AC repairman is here. And he needed to test the heat. So the heat just came on full blast and it smelled. All right, no worries. I was telling everyone about something I'm going through. Do you want to talk to me about it? Can I help I help like I don't really want to like verbalize it

because like once you say things they become true but like me and Ben both think like very it's very possible maybe we're just overreacting like Theo might be losing his hearing no he's just ignoring you that's also possible but like when I say the things that he loves about like going out for walks and like he's just like he has to say it like three times. Maybe he's just tired. What about when you say you want to eat? That's what I'm saying.

Like sometimes. No, actually with the food he always. So he's fine. He's fine. He's fine. We're just constantly worried about him, you know? I mean, the worrying never stops with these boys. Ain't that the truth? Bless you. I'm sneez you so much today and I don't even feel sick well you better rest up before your big night I love sneezing it's like what feels better than that I don't know except

like when my sneezes smell weird then I'm like am I dying yeah that's a fun fact about Claudia if you get if you're ever close enough to her to smell a sneeze. Yeah. I think it's because I have tonsils. I have tonsils. Oh, not all of my sneezes smell. Like let's, I don't want to be painted as gross. Like I have really good oral hygiene.

Maybe I have like a sinus infection. I don't know. It's just something sweet about you. I have so many problems. Okay. Let's get into our next story, which is really a crazy story trigger warning suicide there's a lot going on here I was telling you about it yesterday

Naomi Judd's final note revealed so Naomi Judd wrote in what appears to be her chilling suicide note that she did not want her quote mentally ill daughter Winona Judd to attend her funeral Radar Online obtained a photo of the message written on a yellow post-it note from the Williamson County Sheriff's Office in Tennessee on Tuesday. The post-it note said quote do not let Y come to my funeral she's mentally ill. The word not was underlined indicating how strongly Naomi felt about banning Winona from her services. So some images have come out from the crime scene in her bedroom where she took her life.

Which seems like really like, should we be seeing that? I don't know what the laws are. Yeah. And this note was left with her which is really shocking a source close to Winona told the outlet that she's crushed by her mom's last words a friend said why knows better than anyone the mental struggles Naomi went through but it just crushes her to think her mom's dying thoughts were so vicious it's also worth remembering that Naomi's daughters Winona Judd and Ashley Judd were were written out of her will.

Right, which we reported on a few weeks ago, or maybe even months at this point. When the initial news came out. Right, and so we were like, you know, we'll just have to wait and see, but it definitely seems like there's bad blood. And now I think this is like a beyond confirmation of just at least where her relationship with Winona stands.

I don't know about Ashley. Yeah. I can't have been amazing if she didn't leave her anything in her will right but she wasn't on not as bad as this is like so sad and crazy yeah and it's like everyone's pointing the finger it's like Naomi or in the in the letter Naomi's like Wynonna's mentally ill and then Wynonna said you know it's so hard to you know believe any believe what anybody says when they're mentally ill implying that her mom was so it's like that Spider-Man meme it's you it's you

like who is who's the mentally ill one right why'd you call her Wynonna that's what people call her by the way really yeah I literally was watching like Kelsey Ballerini's story and she was like so excited for this year like I'm doing the Judd tour with Wynonna. Oh my God.

And I'm like fairly certain like if you're from the South, that's how you say it. But like I could be making all of this up. No, it's interesting because I guess her name is spelled W-Y, but like Wynonna Ryder is W-I. Right. I think Wynonna is such a cute name. I think it is too. Like if I was a Southern girly, like I would like that.

Yeah. But I'm almost positive it's Wynonna oh my god okay um that's a lot like for me to calibrate take your time I will I will work it in um when reporting on this story but anyways this like Judd family saga just is so crazy crazy and like I wouldn't say like before all this happened I was particularly like you know interested in in their dynamics but this is this is crazy yeah yeah wishing them the best me as well are you ready for our next story which is more sad news is it unfortunately brought to you by Thuma? Thuma, Thuma, Thuma. Let me be your Thuma. Thuma, Thuma, Thuma.

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Check it out. You know what that just reminded me of in your intro, things we used to put in our hair? Hmm. Olive oil. Yeah, back in the day, we were girlies who every summer would come home from camp with lice. I feel like considering we were four girls and we went toies who every summer would come home from camp with lice I feel like considering we were four girls and we went to summer camp every summer we didn't

get it that many times like we could have gotten it more than we did we had it like a handful of times but like we didn't get it until a little later in life later in life and then I feel like it was you know five summers in a row where we got it we never got it during the school year yeah but then and we got it we would have to sit down strand by strand. Someone would pick through our hair. And then for two weeks, we had to sleep with olive oil in our hair, which wasn't the worst. The worst was waking up so early to wash the olive oil out of your hair. Before school.

But it's not like you could just do shampoo and conditioner to get olive oil out of your hair. Because you used Dawn. You had to use Dawn. Like you're a dish. But wait, you can't like get in the shower, wet your hair, and then use use dawn you have to do it in the sink and you couldn't run water on it you had to lather your hair in the dawn dry but like with the olive oil scrub so hard oh my god it was some of the worst mornings of my fucking life yeah and then it's like you don't want to go to school

with a wet head so you're like trying to blow dry your hair before school but you're also like 10 no matter how much you scrubbed with the dawn you would have like to blow dry your hair before school but you're also like 10 no matter how much you scrubbed with the dawn you would have like by the time your hair dried your hair was fucking oily oh I disagree it wasn't oily and actually I think the olive oil is actually really nice for your hair but the dawn then ruins any progress you made it but it was a really effective method of getting rid of lice like once they sit you down and go through all with that tiny comb they go through your entire head it would take hours.

They pretty much got everything but to ensure that you know. They got everything that you can see but then there are like not the eggs. There could have been eggs that were laid an hour ago.

Right. So you had to do the olive oil for two weeks because eggs can lay for up to two weeks. It was literally horrible. Yeah. So now I was thinking about that.

How it felt. No I'm so glad you brought that up. To sleep in the shower cap of olive oil. Yeah. So now I was thinking about that, how it felt. No, I'm so glad you brought that up. To sleep in the shower cap of olive oil. Yeah, so like after we would get lathered up, we would like sit and watch TV. We couldn't lean back on the couch. All four of us with like literally sopping wet olive oil hair wrapped in a shower cap.

And like a towel around our neck. Yes. Oh my God. And our sheets and our pillowcases like were destroyed. But we slept with towels on our pillows, but still it soaks through. Some of us were rough sleepers. Yeah. It was horrible.

Horrible. I don't know. Like now I'm looking back at it like nostalgically. Of course. But like that, like when you couldn't sleep because your hair was making so much noise because the shower cap was like rustling against the towel yeah horrible yeah not fun anyways if any of your kids have lice i'm sorry that like drugstore shit like that shit doesn't work no but that's actually that's really how you get rid of it like uh two weeks of sleeping with olive oil in your hair yeah it's the best way we tried

horrible our next story as stated some more sad news leslie jordan's cause of death has been confirmed so leslie jordan the beloved actor died on october 24th at the age of 67 and his cause of death has been confirmed as a sudden cardiac dysfunction. The actor died when the medical event caused him to crash into a building in Hollywood, California, according to the L.A. County Coroner's Office and documents obtained by people from the Department of the Medical Examiner-Coroner. They determined that his death in his car was from natural causes and listed arteriosclerotic cardiovascular disease as a secondary factor. There was no evidence of drugs or alcohol in his system he had been sober for more than two decades at the time of his death so sad like

it's just really sad it's not like anything like happened you know yeah i love lissa jordan i feel like ever since he passed away and i feel like this happens a lot with like famous people who pass away, like their content gets served to you more. I don't know if like more people are searching for them. He also was a content king. Yeah, and he really popped off in the last couple of years, even though he's been acting for, you know, so long.

But I feel like I'm like constantly being reminded of him and like how genuinely funny he was. And it's just sad. Yeah, it's really sad. I'm glad that they confirmed what had happened because it was a bit of a mystery right um and that there wasn't anything nefarious i didn't know he was sober for so long that's awesome that is awesome i love that yeah so our fifth and final story um a little kelly news oh thank god kelly clarkson has been granted restraining orders against two alleged stalkers.

Is it us? Literally, that was the joke I was going to make. Shit, sorry. The Grammy winner was granted permanent restraining orders against two alleged stalkers on Thursday, TMZ reported. Per the outlet, the individuals, Claudia and Jacqueline Autry, are prohibited, just kidding, their names are not us,

are prohibited for making contact of any kind with Clarkson or her children for the next five years. Additionally, they must reportedly stay at least 100 yards away from the family. The perpetrators have allegedly showed up at her LA home on multiple occasions and caused disturbances. Oh my God, like Kelly is constantly going through stuff.

Like, can't she just be America's sweetheart build her business like in peace like it's it's not the divorce it's a stalker like stop like leave her alone everyone is always coming for Kelly's dad no and she couldn't be doing more for this country and this country does nothing for her we couldn't be more obsessed with Kelly but you don't see us stalking her you know like, like you could be a fan. If we can control ourselves, so can you. That's the message. I thought the story was going to be that Kelly did a 9 to 5 cover. She made a music video and everything.

It's so cute. She did a 9 to 5 cover. It's been on Spotify for a while. Oh, so then I guess she officially made a music video because I saw it this morning when I was scrolling before I had to get out of bed. She made the cutest little music video. You know, she was stumbling out of bed,

tumbling to the kitchen, pouring herself a cup of ambition, yawning, stretching, just basically trying to come to life. And it was adorable. That's so cute. Yeah, she has a nine to five cover. I'm glad there's a music video for it.

But the thing about Kelly is that she works so much more than nine to five. Kelly does the five to nine and then the nine to five yeah like amazing stuff she does her nine to five Kelly Clarkson show and then after that she's a mother she's a singer she's a performer like she's an author do you think that she's a furniture designer right Wayfair for Kelly Clarkson or Kelly Clarkson for Wayfair do you think Kelly will ever go on tour again I feel like I've asked you that because like with her new life yes when she puts out her next album I think she will go on tour because I think she likes touring and she

used to know but how does the Kelly Clarkson show she'll go in the off season I think she'll tour she knows the fans want to see her she knows what was her last tour I think the love so soft meaning of life meaning of life and she had like a bar on stage I didn't go to that tour no me neither and like I didn't know it was gonna be the last one for an eternity don't ask me why because we didn't know it's gonna be the last one for a decade yeah lots of people announcing tours who Madonna just announced one oh yeah I saw that video she had a bunch of friends over and Amy Schumer yeah that was real that was like really desperate I was shocked by that um like kind of desperate like I was watching because and weirdly I got

I saw it because I followed Diplo and he posted it he was there and he said like didn't know what this dinner was when I was invited and then so I found out from Diplo that Madonna's going on like a world tour of her greatest hits and and and but I didn't see it anywhere else okay I want to say something and I this is an extremely extremely hot take okay and I know people are gonna maybe disagree with me and that's fine I'm not saying my opinion is the right opinion it's just my opinion but like myV of Madonna, and I was not alive for like the real heyday. Like I know she was like the Taylor Swift. I know, I know 80s, 90s, maybe even in the early 2000s. But everything I've seen of Madonna in the last 10 years is, is genuinely pathetic. Every time I see her like do something, it actually makes me sad um everything she does is desperate

I can't I can't even imagine that they're and I know I know that nobody agrees with me and I just want to say like I'm not saying I'm right but like I can't even imagine there being someone who wants to buy a ticket to her concert but I know she's going to do arenas all around the world I know I'm just like shocked like I think you know she like wakes up every day trying to recapture the magic of the 80s like that's how I perceive it and I know that's like not maybe not accurate but that's how I see it yeah I don't think she's doing herself a lot of favors in the last her social media content everything interviews anything I ever see with Madonna, like it's never premium. And it's never like, I feel like keeping her legacy in a strong place. Like, and I disagree that people won't want to go see her.

Like people want to go and relive. No, I'm saying, I'm saying, I know that there are. I cannot even imagine. I can imagine someone who's like 80s, 90s, and those are their hits. And like, no, they don't want to. Who else are they going to see? They want to see their people in concert it would be like in 20 years you're going to see Taylor Swift and while she performs songs from today no no but like I think Madonna's tours and this one too are going to be like on the level of Taylor Swift she's

going to do stadiums she's going to go global and the way I see I see her like a Cher yeah Cher does like tours but it's only, you know, greatest hits. She's not releasing new music. And it's never, it's not even close to the scale of what Madonna's have been. And I think this one will be. Madonna's is very much on the same level as like Elton John. Yeah. And Elton John, I totally understand.

Like to me, he's still so relevant in culture without being like a desperate kind of like has been vibe. The Madonna, like it just doesn't make sense to me. Yeah. You know what Madonna needs? She needs a movie like Rocketman and Bohemian Rhapsody. She needs one. I agree with that. I think that would help people like us understand.

Understand. Obsession. It was like the same people who made Rocketman and Bohemian Rhapsody, right? They had like such understand. Understand. The obsession. It was like the same people who made Rocketman and Bohemian Rhapsody, right? They had like such the same vibe. They didn't have the same vibe. But like the marketing.

No, they just came out at the same time. Rocketman was like Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. It was so good. More like musical comedy. And Bohemian Rhapsody was very serious.

And the guy who made it was like a big pedophile, question mark, alleged. Who? Remember, it was a whole scandal, and no one wanted to nominate the movie for anything. Was it Bryan Singer? Yeah, yeah. What's his? I don't know if he's a pedophile.

I think he's classic Hollywood, you know, no such thing as no, Me Too vibe. No such thing as no. He was reportedly up to his old tricks on the Bohemian Rhapsody set. What are his old tricks? Yeah, he's a controversial one. But it's not kids? See, that's why Hollywood is such, like, so bullshit hypocrisy.

Like, Me Too, they made this whole thing. Like time's up they're all wearing pins and then the next year they got Bryan Singer making movies for everyone like please don't tell me you actually care you don't so just stop pretending in 1997 a 14 year old extra accused Singer of asking him and other minors to film a shower scene nude for the film apt pupil two other adolescent boys 16 and 17 years old later supported the 14 year olds claim so like i said like nobody in hollywood actually cares brian singer's former employee partner details years of alleged abuse so he abused his assistant he's accused of molesting and raping underage boys oh my god okay that's disgusting and honestly the film shouldn't be nominated yeah i don't know if it wound up winning anything but then like

the argument is like well oh the argument was like well like what about the lighting you know people worked really hard on this movie but like rami malek was amazing you know wait no you're talking you said he did Rocket no he did Bohemian Rhapsody oh uh Rami Malek was amazing right so but see that's on people it's honestly on people in Hollywood who have power like Rami Malek and Lucy to say I'm not working with this director like nobody actually cares yeah they just did it like performatively to wear the pin on the Oscars. Hashtag time's up.

You know, this is finally coming. Thank God. And nobody actually did anything. So you know what? I don't care about these people. And I don't know why we all look to them as like some sort of role models when they're so morally corrupt. Like Faye Resnick couldn't even.

Yeah. So. So those are the fast-paced stories. We need someone who's a wonderful pillar of society to make a Madonna biopic. Yes, and I think it should be me. Kenny Ortega. By the way, I don't know why Kenny Ortega never evolved past Disney into doing large-scale theatrical musical productions for Hollywood.

Kenny Ortega's so talented, he could win Oscars. He's got what it takes you know I fell down a rabbit hole and I got pranked because um like it was going around that Jenna Ortega was Kenny Ortega's like niece or something and it actually made a lot of sense you know yeah but she's not there's no relation that's really funny it was a good one though I got Chris'd what's it you got what when you get Chris'd what's that um like it's this thing where like you prank someone on the internet and then like you say something crazy and then right after you say it you put that little video of Kris Jenner dancing get you get you yeah yeah it's that like I got you and it's called getting Chris'd like getting

pranked that's so funny I've not heard of any of this no it's like Jackie and I are devastated to announce that this will be our final episode of the toast ever get you get you yeah yeah you've been Chris I don't love a prank um a harmless prank I'm okay with yeah but do they ever stop people don't know the line no no they don't people take it too far yeah so those are the past five this was our final episode of the week it was fabulous hanging out with you guys all week jack's always a pleasure you too as well mcclern hope everyone has a great weekend whether that's being productive being lazy getting drunk rearing children whatever it is it's all equally as valuable um so thank you so much for listening to the toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the best type stories you need to know every

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