The Toast - I Juuust Had A Baby: Thursday, February 26th, 2026

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

1. ‘RHOSLC’ star Mary Cosby’s son, Robert Jr., dead at 23 (Page Six) (19:48) 2. Hilary Duff Says She 'Still Could Cry' Thinking About Breastfeeding Struggles, Hilary Duff Admits She Intentionally Crashed the Freaky Friday Premiere of 'Childhood Nemesis' Lindsay Lohan (PEOPLE) (23:29) 3. Emma Roberts To Star In ‘Bride Wars’ Movie Reimagination For TV In Development At Peacock (Deadline) (29:50) 4. Ballerina Farm's Hannah Neeleman Reveals She Is Pregnant with Baby No. 9 (PEOPLE) (35:00) 5. Bill Gates confesses to cheating on ex-wife Melinda with 2 women during their 27-year marriage (Page Six) (43:16) - The Masked Singer Recap (47:55) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Jackson, Claude and every show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a part delicious. Thursday, I didn't know that was happening. It's not?

No, I think it is. I'm like every day this week, wrong. Like, every single day. I just have so much going on. No, like, every day it's just a tornado. I know. And, like, you know, when you start fighting with someone in your head, like, I was like, this lady in the parking garage here today,

like she like started with me. And I had like a whole argument being like, I just had a baby. And I'm like, I literally had a baby almost a year ago. When do you stop saying that? I think one year, like you are post part.

Well, first of all, you don't get back to your true self until two years. Of course. Like your DNA. I will be in hospice saying, I just had a baby. Yeah.

But I think you have till one year. Gotta get pregnant again. Yeah. I'm pregnant and I just had a baby. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm, that's why I was like,

that's a best. part of being pregnant. Now I'm obviously like romanticizing pregnancy. It was like one of the hardest things I've ever done. But like now like everyone's so nice to you. They take care of you. And then when you just give birth, they take care of you. Everywhere you feel like a special, like a celebrity. Like you're walking through a restaurant like with the big valley like, hey. And then even when you're, you have a newborn and then you're breastfeeding. Like you get special accommodations. And then when it's over like you're just a bitch. Like yeah. I'm enter. I'm like slowly entering like yes. It's almost over for you. It's almost. Like we're not going to accommodate

around your schedule and like you're everything. Like you're that. girl for the moment. For sure, but like pros and cons, because then, like, the sooner you exit that stage, like, the sooner you feel more like. You can just be like a human being and you don't need special treatment. The thing about like pregnant women and postpartum women, like you need special treatment. Of course. You're going special parking. But like, wouldn't you just rather be like good? Feeling good. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm up in your step. Good is regular. Like I want to park. I don't care where I park because I can walk. Yeah. I'm good. But I can't walk. That's the thing. You're not good yet. That's the thing.

I wasn't good before. Like, I'm not a good person. Like, I'm not okay. I wanted to say big news in my life. I didn't even talk to you about this, but I've made a decision. I'm getting off set bound. Okay. Switching to semi-glutide. I don't feel like the Zepbound is vibing with me.

Like I'm having good results, but I've been getting like migraines, and I think it might be due to that. So I'm just going back to my OG. I don't know why you ever didn't do your OG for this trip around the O's. For like my like year and a half off, everybody was talking about Zepound. So I just like, I don't know why.

I was like, you just assumed you would step out even. And Ben was on it and I was like, yeah, great, time me up. We have the same doctor. So I was like, yeah, give me what he gave. You know, I just. No, women's health is so personal. I mean, I feel like we're always saying that. Healthcare is so personal.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Women's health in particular, like, we're not the same. Yeah. And you had so much success when you did your first stint with the GLP ones. If I were you, I would say copy paste. Yeah. So I'm just kind of like in this terrible period where I'm waiting for my semi-glutide. And I am a week out of my zap bound.

so like I'm eating good in the neighborhood. Let's go to lunch. Like we should vlog. Like I'm ready to eat. I'm eating today. Literally. Supersize me. And there's something about like the few days after a shot wears off where like your

your biggest baddest self, you know? Like worse than you are. Like of course like I have food control issues. That's why I'm on the drug. No, but you have some making up to do. But in these days in particular. Actually, I have a dinner reservation tonight. So like I think I'm going to go ham.

Somewhere good. Yeah. Have I been there? I don't know. Oh, yeah, so good. Yeah. A classic. Yeah.

I thought I'd like go date night. I'm literally reading cartwright. Date noite. Who, who she's, I'm dating right with. I don't know, but like that's her vocal stem. Everybody when they copy her, they're like, date night, you know. People can't live. Like, you can't just like.

Morra. You can't just be Irish. Speak. No. Or Kentuckian. I mean, that's so us. Like when somebody flubs a word. You know, it's us.

Like Game Tunes is a typo that we literally will never let live down. I was actually like, moving on from it until Valentine's Day happened again. So it was game to try as we might. We couldn't move on. It was game tuned today once again. You are the queen of that. I might be like the jester.

Yeah. But you're the queen of calling people out for pronunciations. I feel like if that's my legacy, like I'm okay with that. It's harmless fun. It's annoying at best, but it's not being spirited. No, but we have to talk to Margot. Call Margo. No, because she won't agree with me.

She'll say it's mean. That's the point. She'll unload her trauma. Can we talk about like some. of the wokeies coming after me for stealing from Target. You know what? I meant to talk to you about this offline. I just want to say like these narks. Who are these narks? I know. And like I don't think that I stole. I was like definitely like judging it up for the joke. Like I did like I said spent

$500. Like I'm pretty sure I got everything. But if I didn't, I was thinking like you know what? Well, that's what target gets for making me. And I just want to say I feel like we've had a lot of wokeies recently like coming in the comments. Like this showing for you go away. I didn't steal. It was a joke. Yeah. And if I did, that's on target. I went to Target. I am not a trained to cashier. If Claudia, like, accidentally got away with one baby ones after spending $500 at Target, like, why do people, that's Target's problem.

Wait, what do you work for Target? Like, I'm going for everyone coming for me? Like, seriously? I don't know. I feel like we've strayed into, like, uncharted territories. I just feel like that was, like, a bone that people just ran with, like, not even the real ones. Like, I wasn't giving real ones. To be clear, like, I'm pretty sure I didn't steal.

And if I did, all I was saying was that's the self-checkout. tax yeah and I do think they probably account for that like in their annual I went into the checkout process in an earnest manner I was like worse I plan to scan everything if the machine and I aren't working on the same level I didn't I didn't build this system like well I sort of had the opposite experience I went to Target yesterday inspired by you and it was everything that you said it was and more like I seriously could have bought everything I'm telling you I know this is like not a new statement it's an amazing place And I actually made money at the self-checkout machine.

Why? You got a coupon? No, because something that I grabbed didn't have a tag or anything. Free! No, so I asked for help. And he, like, tried to scan it and he couldn't. This is the way I think it, I don't know, maybe. Anyways, he was scanning it, looking it up, everything, couldn't find it.

And he said, like, you got a $5 credit. Like, because for my time and my troubles. I think that's what happened. Did you also get the free item? Yeah, of course. So you, like, double one. I made money. That's amazing.

I know. And then I also saw you posting affiliate links from your hall, so like you really crushed it. I need to go to Target every day. I need to go to Target. Bring them kids. Totally. Was it a day care? I went like later in the day. Nap time for the kids. It was more so like dinner time. Oh, so it was like sort of like happy hour at Target. Oh, it was happy hour and it was mighty happy. So like to be clear, like the Target Warriors lay off. Okay. Leave Koggi alone. As she said, she's going through a lot. She just had a baby. I just had a baby a year ago.

okay. Like, pregnancy brain. Nine months in, nine months out. Did you guys not hear my beautiful speech last week? It's like,

they do and then everyone's like gay for tourty, but then it's like the next day they're not giving tourney grace. They're not. It's just, it's, they forget.

They never are. But we're not talking about like literally everyone who listens to the show because you know, like, and so understanding and so full of love and joy. Love, joy,

laughter, spirit and positivity. It's so true. The comments section sometimes like have me crap. Oh my Jag and I are always sending each other. I feel like it's crazy

that like, you know, like Jimmy Fallon got the job of like late night when like somebody in the comment section of our daily episodes are funnier. It is like the most pure. I'm belly laughing. What's more like it's good like so like I feel so stupid when like I post a picture and then like someone comments something that like I should have fucking captioned it. Like yesterday I posted a selfie with my husband we took at in Palm Beach. And the caption obviously should have been sender will text message. Of course. And you forgot. It's like Jackie, you just had a baby. And I was just like so excited that we took a selfie.

I went into my phone to see the last time that we took a selfie together. Like both of us without the kids just like both of us made up like the two of us taking a selfie. And it was at a wedding we went to in March. We haven't taken a selfie together in a year. That's kind of crazy. We used to take one together every day. Yeah. We would just be at brunch.

Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. A year without selfies. It's like a year without rain, much like Selena Gomez, you know? Yeah. When's the last time you and Ben took a selfie? I actually take selfies of us quite a bit.

Just the two of you? Yeah. No rubble. No rubly. We don't take other photos, just selfies. That's like our issue. We have no like photos taken by a third, you know? It's literally just always us hanging out.

As the selfie camera continues to like zoom out. One day, it'll give you like an arm extension. Yeah. So maybe you won't have to confront that issue. Yeah, but like I'm at a place in my, you know, physical journey where I'm okay with like exclusive selfies. Like when I meet people on the street, they're like, is it okay if we take a selfie? I'm like, bitch, I would prefer it.

Like don't be asking your friend. Don't be asking your mom. Like that makes me uncomfortable. That's like sort of fan interactions where I feel like Ben Platt, you know? Yeah. Yeah. No, a selfie is always a good idea. I forgot.

I used to like seriously take selfies all. Not that that's good either. No, that's not good either. But like the higher the angle, the closer to God. And yeah. And with these new phones, like you can zoom out on your selfie. Apparently the Samsung's have been doing that for years. But again, like nobody knew that.

because it doesn't matter. Yeah, like they go underwater. You know, Samsung's are doing things that, like, iPhones will be doing in five years and we'd be like, this is amazing. And the Android users will be like, we've been shouting at you for five years that an Android could do this. And Android could literally cure cancer and I wouldn't buy it. Go home green.

Go home green. Also, Android does have a feature that I'm really waiting for iPhone to get. It's the one that we were talking about when you take, like, a bunch of photos. Like, especially with the kids and, like, all the kids are smiling in different pictures. there's not one where all are smiling and Android has this feature where you can like use someone's face from the different shot. Yeah. And then you can make like a picture where everyone is smiling. So I'm pretty sure that's not an Android feature.

It's a Google phone feature. I don't know if Google phone is an Android or just like considered one of the lesser phones. Are all the lesser phones considered Android? No, no. Android is a brand. Samsung. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Also, you know what's like a modern thing that like annoys me? and like I wish we could come back from me, but I don't know how we can. Like, I hate when, like, you ask someone to take a picture and, like, you take 12. It's just like your impulse to take, like, if you were taking a picture of me and you, like... Yeah, if you want to do a good job, you take multiples. But it's all the same picture. And, like, you don't know how to delete them because it's all, like, a good picture. But, like, there's no just taking one picture anymore.

Well, yes, yes, I think the idea is, like, to give people options. But if you aren't moving in the photo, yes, I have 12. That's why when I take a picture, I'm like this. It looks like a stop motion video. I'm like... Yeah, but sometimes you could be off. Even when we take our daily photo, I'm like this. Oh, I don't move.

I'm like, is this? I'm moving arm, chin, jaw. I'm like. But what if you're like off? I'm like Britney Spears and one of her dancing videos. You're off with the person taking the camera because sometimes that happens. That does happen. But then it's on the person taking the camera to move with me.

So then you're like. Yes, of course, of course. But if you're truly a good photo taker, you're moving with me. You're working with me. You're working with me. Okay, but they might not be truly a good photo taker. Then just take one. Just take one.

I feel like let's get back to just one. Okay, two photos. because sometimes I like to smile with teeth and sometimes without teeth. I like that variety. That's why most millennial women have like 100,000 photos in their camera roll because it's probably like 25,000 moments 10 times. Yeah. That was the math on that?

Shut up. Was it? I said 100,000 and then 20. I would say it's probably 20,000 moments average four to five times. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Like I know it's never going to go back to the way that it was.

But sometimes I'm like, I just have the same. picture at my phone over and over. Yeah. And I don't know what's the best one. They're like all the same, but different. Yeah. So that's just like, you know, modern problems. We need modern solutions. Which would be. Oh, the galaxy phone.

Yeah, literally. Google phone picture thing. Actually, though, the Google phone picture thing requires you to take multiples. Yeah, so the modern problem has a modern solution. And then we end up with one good one. With one great photo. All right. might have to get a Google phone.

Yeah. Honestly. We could get like a work one. I love that. I love that. I love that. We've got lots of stories today. What are they?

Good stories. I watched Southern Charm last night. I didn't know that was happening. Zach and I went to watch JFK Love Story, but we were booted out of our Hulu. So as we kind of- The family Hulu? Yeah. And I had been, like, previously we were on Zach's family Hulu forever.

And then I got booted and I was like. Let me try a different family Hulu. Let me try a different family Hulu. Like maybe like there's, you know, they've got, they got touched. by corporate. So I was like, let me try ours because nobody complains about ours. So I tried our family,

and I was on it for a couple weeks, and now I've been booted. And I haven't heard of anyone getting booted from the Hulu, though. So I feel like... It's starting. Okay. It happened to me twice now,

and so we were contemplating, like, we need to make our own Hulu. I don't feel like doing that right now. Let's see what's on YouTube TV. I was going to finish the summer house that I didn't finish the night before. And then I saw Southern Charm was recording. And I was like, oh, I have been so...

I don't even know what day it's on because I've, like, been missing it every week. So we watched the episode and like everything I said last week like I don't see how Craig's the villain yet. Oh here. Greg became the villain. Okay. Listen, we all have a role to play. We all have a role to play there in Mexico.

Like he's wasted in and he's like yelling at everyone and being very crazy. I just feel like no one's giving Craig grace. He just had a baby. No, totally. And I feel like no one is giving him grace. Like he just went through a breakup and like he is drinking more than he like drank previously. Like because he was only drinking like soft alcohol liquor like not hard. obviously he's like hitting the bottle and um like where his friends are just always yelling at him

and it's like what if you try being there for him and i'm so curious when in the season craig came on this show because they started filming southern charm in like may or whatever Craig came on the show in june he was talking about how it is the best season ever like it's getting back to the roots of it where it's like everyone's single everyone's having fun they're on this trip in mexico and like Craig and charlie are a spoiler like an item and austin and sally are like hooking up and it's like really like that doesn't happen anymore. Right. Because everybody's like getting older.

Outsourcing their relationships. And like you know, you don't really get like cast hookups. So it's just fun. I get what Craig was saying. But did he come and say all that like before this, before it like he became the villain of the season or after? We probably didn't know that he was a villain.

No, I think he did. He's fighting with everyone. Yeah, but like that's just a day of work when your Southern Charm cast me. Yeah. And everyone likes to talk badly about him in their confessionals too, which is like super brave. But I was just I like would love to know.

And like when he was talking about Charlie, he was like you would love Charlie. And I would like, want to know if they were an item. Right. He was just like, you know, being coy. Thinking about it. Right, right, right.

Thinking about something. So Southern Charms stays winning, stays being the best show. I didn't really watch TV last night. Like, Ben was having, like, a medical episode. Okay. I'm not going to ask further questions. I don't know if we want to know. No, he's fine.

Completely fine. He does believe he's still concussed. Okay, well, let's get into the stories. Yeah. Without further a do-da-do-do-do. Oh, right. I'm sorry. It is time for the fast five stories that you to do need to know.

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Our first story is very sad and shock news. Oh my God. I forgot about this. Real House Lays of Salt Lake City star Mary Cosby's son, Robert Jr. has died at the age of 23. He was found dead after officers responded to an overdose call that turned into a death investigation on February 23rd, a Salt Lake City Police Department spokesperson confirmed to page 6 on Wednesday.

Shortly after the news of her son's death broke, Mary spoke out saying she knows that he is finally at peace. She said, our beloved son, Robert Jr. has been called home to the Lord. Though our hearts ache, we take comfort in God's promise and in knowing he is finally at peace. We are grateful for your prayers and trust in the Lord to carry us through. this time of sorrow. No, I'm like this was so upsetting. I feel like we watched this whole situation unfold really quite quickly. I feel like we, she, I guess maybe it was happening longer, but we found out about it in that kind of like groundbreaking conversation, maybe a year ago.

And then at the reunion, she was talking about how like he's in prison. And honestly, like, as a mom, she's kind of relieved because she knows he's like safe in there. And for it to have escalated so quickly. He just got out of prison. Like, ah, this is just like the worst possible ending to this story. And then like this clip came across my TikTok just like, I hadn't seen it. When she was like trying to get through to him. It wasn't like the original conversation. I think it was like later on. She was just talking about how like he's the best thing in her life. And like she literally never experienced happiness until she had a son. And like it was everything she ever wanted. And all the happiness in her life like she gets from him. It was just so. I think that was in the original

conversation because that's what I watched in the season. Got it. Got it. Because he was saying that he like didn't want to be here anymore. And she was like saying like what a gift he was for her. I feel so sad for her. I feel so sad for her. I hope she's okay. I really hope that like the network is giving her grace. Like I know in moments like this like, you know, reality TV crews are like told to like,

you know, capture it all. I do know that they've halted filming. Like cameras went down yesterday. But like she needs time. Like seriously leave her alone. Like I hope unless she's like dying to film, which I can't imagine that she is, I just hope they really give her like all. all the grace imaginable.

I'm sure they will. This is so sad. Like I could not believe what I was reading. Yeah. And I'd been following the saga for like a year or two. So like I knew that it was happening. But I just did not expect this to be the ending. And I had heard that he had just gotten out of prison.

So I feel so like seriously heartbroken for her. I can only imagine what she's going through right now. And I feel like she's not a person who like lets people in. I don't feel like she's like a lot of people in her life to lean on in a time like this. She has a kind of like an untraditional marriage. Like I don't find like I just never, I don't. get the vibe that they like lean on one another. We also don't know that much about it.

So we don't do or they don't. We really don't know. I just feel like I don't know who she's leaning on in this moment. And like I just really hope she has people around her. Cause like this can be. Well, she's close with Angie now. Yeah, but like real close or like TV close. Okay.

Like she's TV friends with like married. Like, you know, she has like friend. She's friendlier with like people on the show. But like I think her and Angie like unexpectedly formed like a good, good. Good good. You need people like around you in moments like this. Because if you're alone like you're not gonna be okay. Yeah.

I feel really sad. Like, me too. I seriously, like, I will think about her and pray for her. Like, I feel really, really sad for her. Yeah. What a, like, what a crazy saga. And I just honestly, I can't believe it. To be how it ends.

Terrible. Like, feels like such a short amount of time. Yeah. Since we found out about it. I don't know how much longer it was going on prior to that. Yeah. But seriously, just like, leave Mary alone. Like, if she never wants to come back to the show, like, just leave her alone.

I think everyone will do whatever she wants. Yeah. everyone like we'll rally behind her. I really believe that. Okay, good. Um, I really hope she's okay. Yeah, me as well. Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah. One of our favorite subjects. What? Breastfeeding and combo feeding. Hilary Duff was on call her daddy and she was talking about how she could. I'm cracking up that I saw like so many things like coming out of this interview like the Lindsay Lowhan thing. Oh yeah.

Ashley Tisdale thing. But Jackie chose the breastfeeding one. She talked about her struggles with breastfeeding and combo feeding and supplementing. And I felt like to be like so. That's so funny. I didn't even see it. I always do wonder,

especially when I first had Harry and I was breastfeeding and I was having such hard time. Like I really became obsessed with like knowing which celebrities breastfed. Like how do people do it? It's so hard. Right. And so I love when people talk about it. Especially when it's like they have something new to add to the conversation.

So she said she could still cry thinking about breastfeeding struggles and Mitch she was stubborn about combo feeding. Right. Even like with her fourth when you like think like you know what you're doing and it gets easier. She had a target time. I did all. also choose the Lindsay Lohan thing.

Oh, okay. It was more so like Hillary DeFa making right, right, right, right. But to me, like, that was the best conversation. And what did she say about Ashley Tisdale? She just said, she was talking about, like, Matthew Coma chiming in and, like, the whole saga. She just said she felt really sad for, like, the group of women

who were, like, being slandered when, like, that really wasn't the truth. And then Alex was, like, when your man chimed in, like, and they made it seem like he did it without Hillary's warning, you know? and that's morning, sorry, approval. What did you make of that? And she was like, he's just so funny. It was kind of like a weird response.

I feel like she didn't really add a lot because the internet, it handled it for her. It wouldn't be wise if her to like say more or do more. Like, let's be really happy with how this ended. She came out looking like a hero. Ashley's the loser. She's the winner. So she didn't like go there.

She was very political about it, which I think was wise because if you get, like, if we reopen it, it could only get bad for her. And like you want to win gracefully. Yeah, no, it was very smart. And I don't think she's like a catty person. So I think that was like her natural inclination just to like move on from it. And then she also talked about like her beef with Lindsay Lowhan.

Yeah, she talked about crashing the red carpet at the Freaky Friday premiere. Oh. And how Lindsay Lohan was her childhood nemesis. So like, of course she did that. And then she wasn't surprised when like Lindsay came to the cheaper by a dozen premiere. But like Chad Michael very had invited Lizzie, Hillary, to the premiere of Freaky Friday. so she wasn't like totally a crasher, but she knew that Lindsay and her.

Like we're not going to be. They were just like upstaging one another. Lindsay went to the cheaper by the dozen premiere. Because of her and carter. That's insane. Like that's so crazy. I feel like, also you know what I want to talk about is Sophia Franklin's book announcement. Not me.

I was scrolling through the likes. And actually, Dumas posted about it today, which I was, like this is niche internet drama that I'm so curious about. Like who liked the announcement on Sophia's Instagram? Let me find it. Because of course,

Alex Earl liked it, which I feel like it shouldn't be surprising. Like, we know Alex hates Alex. Like, we know Alex hates Alex. And as far as I know Alex Earle and Sophia Franklin, don't have a relationship. So it's not like I'm supporting you in your project. Like, I don't even know if they've met.

Like. Yeah. Who else? But not everyone who liked it means that they have beef with Alex Cooper. Like you can just support two business women. Yes. But my thing is that I don't believe there's any relationship between Alex Earl. Well, no, Alex Earl liking it means something.

But I'm saying everybody else. No, everyone else. Like, I don't think, like, Emma Ledger, you know, like the people that I follow, I don't think Emma Ledger or Brooke Meachio have a problem. But Ashton Earl liked it too. I don't think Ashton knows Sophia, okay? You know what I thought was interesting? It was that Paige DeSorbo liked it.

And I feel like, I don't know if Paige DeSorbo and Sophia Franklin, like, have a friendship. I mean, they're both New York early. So maybe it's just like, you know, women supporting women. Industry women. Paige is a very supportive woman, like, of other women. But I feel like Paige and Alex Cooper have beef because they were like hot and heavy for a minute. Remember, like. They went on the podcast.

A bunch of times, Hannah and Alex. Hannah especially. No, and I think Hannah's good with Alex Cooper. Like, because she was just on promoting her comedy special. So she's been on twice. But like, around the time of Alex's Spotify deal was like the very last time page ever went on. And now I don't know why I've like always thought that maybe there was beef between them.

And now her liking this. I might just be starting stuff. I don't know. I don't know. It's impossible to know because like the way people beef these days is a cold war. Yeah. You know, nothing ever gets hot. Right, right. I just thought it was interesting.

Yeah, but like I liked it. I have no horse in this race. No, I liked it too. Well, I liked it because I know. People could say, well, we liked it. Right. I was supporting a friend. I liked it too, you know? A lot of people can be supporting a friend. It doesn't mean that they're taking any side. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I just want to check one thing. Just don't mind me. Yeah, go ahead. Like, why does my phone freeze? Is Instagram down?

I've been having Instagram glitch yesterday. I tried to talk to people about it, but they weren't experiencing it. You were, like, barking at my tree, and I was like, girl, I was thinking problems elsewhere. No, and it's still happening for me. When I go to upload a story or a photo, like, my most recent images are, like, from July. And they're all over the place. So I scroll down. Then it's December.

It's just, like, all over the place. That's what I'm dealing with. That's a lot. I'm sorry. Yeah, but I figured out a way around it because I still needed to post content. Okay, sorry. I was looking at something, but I figured that. Your theory.

Yeah. And? Well, I wanted to see if page disorder about it was. followed Sophia Franklin and she does because if she did it I'll be like oh you went out of your way to like this photo. Is Alex Earl follow Sophia? Well maybe they followed her like yesterday. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. Let me see if Alex Earl does. She definitely does. I mean, following tab. Same. Bring back the following tab. I know. Like tea.

There would be so much tea that way. There would be. Alex Earl does not follow Sophia Franklin. So she went out of her way to go to someone's page and like it. Okay. So that's shady. That is shady. Yeah.

And it was always shady, you know? It was always shady. Yeah, no, I might just be making stuff up with the page stuff. And I think everyone else probably just wants to support Sophia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just like, I have thought for a while that like maybe there was beef between them because they were like sort of hot and heavy publicly like swirling it up. And then it kind of died down.

But then Hannah still got involved. Well, you know, so I feel like if maybe Hannah liked someone, like they're good. You know, like they. People get busy. Yeah, of course. You live different places. Of course, of course. It's hard to keep in touch.

Just a theory I'm putting out there. Sorry if that makes me toxic. I don't think so. Are you ready for our next story? Some exciting casting reboot news. Emma Roberts will star in a Bride Wars movie reimagination for TV in development at Peacock. So a new TV series that reimagines the 2009 film Bride Wars is in development at Peacock with Emma Roberts set to star an executive produced through her Belatrice production company, which did produce Tell Me Lies. So it has a 10 out of 10 track record.

Yeah, when we talk about, like, celebrity book clubs and, like, the Reese Witherspoon model, we don't talk enough about Emma Roberts. Like, she started, like, a very swirly millennial book club many, many years ago before it was, like, really popular to do books. It's not even that swirly. It's very, like, intellectual, yeah. It's very intellectual. It's called Beltriss, and then I guess she turned it into a production company. Was Tell Me Lies, her first project? Or it was the first one of note?

I think it was probably the first one, because we would note anything that she did. She's crushing it. One of One. Well, Chris Productions. First Kill on Netflix and Tell Me Lies. Okay, so she's one for two. But maybe First Kill hasn't. Oh, no, it came out in 2022.

Okay, but you got to get your feet wet. Of course, of course. And she made it to Netflix. That's a success. Yeah, totally. So now. Oh, Bride Wars. Bride Wars.

And she'll be like using her production company. Is she going to be Kate Hudson? Or Anne. She's blonde. But she's also Brutonite and she's also red hair. But it was like it's very much a movie about hair color. Yeah. So it depends which hair color she'll choose. I'm hesitant because Bride Wars is a perfect film.

And I'd like to thank the good old folks at Dry Bar for like keeping it in the zeitgeist because like I've seen Bride Wars probably 20 times and 19 of them have been while getting my hair blown out of bride at dry bar. I love that movie. I love that genre of movie. That was just like such a simple time, you know? I feel like the film is really a love letter to New York in the plaza. Like it's really beautiful.

And the concept is like funny and sort of timeless, right? Like, you know, two girls get the same wedding date. So actually, they're changing it up a little bit. So set against the charming backdrop of North Carolina, Bride Wars, the TV series, follow a big sitting wedding planner, Emma Roberts, who's arrival in a small town sparks an epic showdown with the beloved local planner.

As the two women battle to plan the same wedding, their rivalry quickly escalates into a larger clash over friendship community they ultimately love. So it's just really like loosely based on... And the planners are fighting. At least they're changing it a lot because, like, bride wars is perfect and it should remain untouched. But if you want to extrapolate a separate storyline,

from it. It really doesn't even sound like it's based on Bride Wars. It's giving heart of Dixie. What about it? Like she's a big city doctor who came down to a small town and had to like, and she was like competing with, yeah, with the local. It's a good analogy. Bride of Dixie. Um, okay, you know? Yeah, sure. No, I'm not going to complain about things like this that are no. You know, it does. Someone out there is thinking of me. It does bear just like bringing up the timeless conversation about how like nobody can create anything original anymore like everything is based on something everything's a reboot or recreation or renewal reunion um but this does feel a little bit more creative and inspired than some of the other like reboots we've and it's good subject matter to be

pulling from you know yes it's such a good movie like Kate Hudson's bangs and actually like the star power in that film that was a crypts Pratt's launching pad like I know people say what do people say what do people say was his launching pad but like it is that movie And who's the other husband, John Krasinski? Is it? And then the brother. It's a star-studded movie. Or I might be confusing something borrowed.

IMDB, Brideworth. No, but that's the other guy. John Krasinski's in something blue. Something borrowed, excuse me. He's a friend who loves her. And he's the love interest in the sequel. Interesting. Okay.

Kate Hudson and Hathaway. Candice Bergen is the plaza. Brian Greenberg. You know him from How to Make It in America. He's one of the husbands. Yes, he is. Chris Pratt and Steve Howey. Is the brother?

Oh, he's the brother. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's also in Something Borrow. Show me him. That doesn't look like the brother. I feel like the casting director. No, that's the husband of, um, so who's Brian Greenberg, the brother?

That's the brother, I think. I feel like the same casting director for something borrowed was the same casting director for this movie just because like it gives such similar vibes. Kristen Johnson, our queen, she is, you know, she's the woman who fell out of the window in sex in the city. Yeah. She plays like the best friend at the school, right? Yep, yep.

Such a good movie. Some of these people don't look familiar to me. She should start in a sequel of Bad Teacher. They should remake Bad Teacher, my favorite movie. Yeah. I need to watch Bride Wars again. Like, that's the takeaway here. Okay.

Good. You have your homework. I'm just like following a theory. Except tonight is the Traders finale. Okay. The casting director was Marcia Debonis and Jennifer Houston. And then the casting director. for something borrowed.

They're both movies that are cast very well. Okay, 100% wrong. So. I think it was just like the time. I'm glad we followed my theory. I think it was the time. Yeah, yeah. Those were the go-toes.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? What number? I feel like I'm not, but it feels like kind of crazy to not be ready. No, I think you're not ready. Oh, okay. And then you'll get ready.

Okay. Ballerina Farm, Hannah Nealman, reveal she's pregnant with baby number nine. Okay, this shouldn't be shocking. I'm sorry, this is shocking. No, she literally, when she was doing press before, she was like scarred by the times, the Sunday times or whatever, she, they asked, which I thought was such an inappropriate question.

They asked her and Daniel in that turned interview what their thoughts are on birth control. And they did answer being like, we don't use birth control. Like if God wants to bestow another child upon us, like, then he shall. And I guess God bestowed because she's pregnant. Wow. Apparently, and I saw people talking about this on TikTok this morning, like, if you live in the area, like, it wasn't a secret. Like, she takes her daughter to ballet class and she's fully pregnant. Yeah, she has been.

For a really long time. So they think, like, the announcement means, like, perhaps she's even given birth. Oh my gosh. That's just what, like, a theory on Utah talk was talking about. That would be amazing if she was able to, like, have a totally private pregnancy being, like, a huge influencer. And people, like, in her town and her community, like, respecting that and not, like, selling it to Dumas. Yeah. Although, I don't think this is the type of news, like, Dumois covers.

Yeah. And it's like, you can go and tell a friend, but you know, at the end of the day, it's just like, the lady is pregnant. The announcement was also very low key. And it was in like their new farmer protein. So she said, um. They did like this very beautiful movie about,

you know, when you think of ballerinas, you think grace, you think elegance, you think poise. But what you don't think, strength. And then it turns black and white. It's like showing all the muscles of the ballerine and how they like need protein. Yeah, and then she like walks away with her belly. Yeah, no, not even walks away.

Like it wasn't a grand reveal. In like the 11th second, she just walks into the room where they're doing ballet and she's pregnant. Like it was so low-key. I love it. And I feel like good marketing, of course, for their ballerina protein. Farmer protein. Nine kids like pop off heroic queen.

Insane. You know, obviously it's a lot of kids. Like that needs to be mentioned. But that's her joy. Like I don't think I could ever do it, but I'm certainly not here to yuck someone's yums when it comes to how many children they want to have. No. And it's like if you can do it.

If you physically can do it and they have the money, like a lot of, you know, how many kids you want to have, like is predicated by your financial situation. They seem to be doing quite fine. So, yeah, do it. It's awesome. It's crazy. Her content, like, I really, I hate to be one of those people because, like, I hate when it's like, you have to tell us, like, how many nannies do you have and how many housekeepers? But I do wonder if she has a housekeeper because, like, she's making so many dishes just to make a smoothie. Yeah, and she lets the kids do it.

Because she has to boil everything and the kids are just so fucking messy. She's like, but just make yourself. Yeah, yeah. No, but do you see her six-year-old made a loaf of sourdough? I did. I did. I did. The six-year-old did a whole sourdough from like starter, which if you made sourdough, like, that's insane.

She also made a beet smoothie with beats from their garden and she had to boil the beats. Like there were so many. They are really messy. So many dishes involved. There was at least one Dutch oven. A couple of. mason jars, bowls, whisks, blenders. And then, of course, it was an ad for the part farmer protein, because she made, like,

a protein smoothie. I was exhausted watching her make this smoothie. She also has older kids. I'm sure that they help with, like, cleaning and chores. They seem to really have it, like, a nice system. They help on the farm. Do you notice they've been traveling a lot ever since the, like, you know, you're being kidnapped by your husband and he didn't take you to great allegations?

They travel now, like, all the time with all the kids. No, I only saw when they, like, lived in Ireland. No, because she just posted about their trip. They were gone for a month. Where'd they go? Where did they go? Like Scotland, like a bunch of places. Sweden or like the Netherlands, somewhere in like...

It wasn't part of Ireland. No, no, I know that trip. But then she just posted, oh, yeah, didn't share, like, that we got back from our trip. And they went to like, like that area. Do you know what I mean? Like the Swedish, Sweden, Netherlands area? What's that area called?

I don't know. It starts with an N, I feel like. Netherlands? No, no, it's like, what's that region? Nordic. Nordic. The Nordic region. Yeah, I think they went there.

That's so sweet. I don't think that she, her pregnant self. Oh, they also fly coach. I just want to say that. Her pregnant self and her eight kids are traveling just to prove a point of the internet. I don't know. I feel like they weren't traveling a lot before that article. That was such a crazy time.

That was a crazy time. No, I think that, you know, she's going to, ballerina's going to rain. Rina's going to rain. No, I'm like really exhausted just thinking about that. But you know what's so crazy about them is that like they live like on a homestead. So they don't like in a homeschool. So like, you know, we don't get like paparazzi pictures of her. We don't even get people in their town being like, look, I saw ballerina farm at the ice cream shop.

So I would love to see them like in the wild. And the fact that they got on like a commercial flight like is so crazy to me like, like, why isn't there a picture? Do you know what I mean? I can't, you know, they do fly coach. I can't imagine them like to me, they feel Amish. And so like, you know, Amish people don't use modern. Modern world.

Yeah, it's like and they dress kind of Amish too. So like I don't know, I feel like seeing them on an airplane would break my brain. And I need to see a picture. Yeah. well I hope she's you know relaxing as of course of course taking it easy and and not traveling just to prove something to the internet I'm telling you I feel like the internet has something to do with it I feel like the internet has something day home reiner yeah um before you continue might I just let you know that the remainder of today's

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hall to his foundation. Oh, you know, I saw like a story about this and I didn't read it. So he talked, he like copped to two affairs while he was married and then also like apologized for being associated with Jeffrey, though he never saw anything untoward happen with Jeffrey. He admitted on Tuesday to his foundation that he did have affairs with two Russian women during their 27-year marriage. I would, like, seriously, feel so awkward.

Like, I just went to work. And my boss is, like, up on the stage, like, telling me his deep, dark secrets. Like, I'm all set. Justice for, like, the women, oh, no, sorry, everyone, honestly, who had to just, like, go to work that day. Like, they have things going on in their lives.

And, like, why is that? Like, this is so, inappropriate. He told his staffers, quote, one was a Russian bridge player who he, who met me at bridge events. And one was a Russian nuclear physicist who I met through business activities. No, this is so much information. I feel so weird and I wasn't even there. He also apologized to his staff members for his ties to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Well, that's good. He notably insisted that he did nothing illicit and saw nothing illicit while traveling in the U.S. abroad with Epstein. To be clear, I never spent any time with the victims,

the women around him, he claimed to his staff. He went on to give his wife credit saying Melinda was always kind of skeptical about the Epstein thing. Oh. Mm-hmm. But he insists that, you know, all was kosher. I feel like Melinda Gates has really been,

um, what's the word I'm looking for? Vindicated? Yeah, because like she was getting looped in with her husband, right? And, you know, when you're like that wealthy, like people do, like, theorize about you all the time. A lot of times it, like, means not. But she was like always the gates, the gates, the gates.

And then she was like, fuck this. Just like Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. And you can't even, like, be loyal to me. And I'm over here, like, being called a pedophile for you. Yeah. So I love that she got out and she don't give a fuck. Like, she was just giving an interview. Like, she's not holding back.

Um, I think this is like so crazy to like tell at work. Where was HR? Feels like definitely crossing a line. I feel like everyone else that's in the Epstein files like, at to a certain point is just sort of like, you know, backing away from like positions. They're resigning Peter T. ELF, CBS News, like, they're either being fired or they're just, like, quietly going into the dark, like, you know, that because that's like the thing to do. And Bill, he won't go down with this ship. Right. You know, like he has to sound, like, he's not going to go quietly. He's not going to go, period. Right. Same with Casey Wasserman. He, we talked about that and he said, like, he refuses to leave his own company, but he's now putting his company up for sale. I think he thinks that's, like, a fair way for him to, like, not have to, like, give up what he worked for and for all the clients to, like, be happy that he's gone. I don't know. bought it. It's kind of like a sinking ship.

Like I wouldn't, like, you'd get a great price. So after we spoke about it, like, I was reading a little bit more about Casey Wasserman. And it's like, there's not really a smoking gun there. No, it's very circumstantial. Yeah. So, like, if I'm Casey Wasserman and I really believe that I didn't do anything, like, why would I sell my, or why would I leave my company that I created? An admission of guilt.

It is. That's true. That's true. That's true. And if you didn't do that shit, like, you don't deserve to have your whole life's work taken from you. That's true. Like, you don't see Prince Andrew.

like defending himself. Yeah, right, right. I don't know. I, obviously, like, I don't follow Bill Gates. Like, I don't use Microsoft. You're not like a Gates Foundation swirly. I don't even know what they do.

So, like, sorry, that happened. Thanks for sharing. And I feel weird. So thanks for that. And, like, Justice from Melinda. Like, Justice for Motherfuck and Melinda. He is such a big. in the files and everybody else who's a big character in the files really has like quietly just gone.

Yeah. escaped. But if he wants to keep working, like he does have to address it? But does he need to keep working? It's my understanding he sold his company. He doesn't need to keep working. He's a billionaire. Right.

So like, he wants to keep working and like he likes being like a A billionaire man of the world. Yeah. So if he wants to still be like on stages and stuff and talking to people like, you have to just address the Epstein elephant in the room. And he did his best. Axel Dumois would never. No, Axel Dumois would never. Never.

So this is, so that's that for Bill. So thanks for sharing. Oh, yeah. Our bonus story. And I feel like the details that he gave about his mistresses were really unnecessary. Bridge. Like, okay. Thanks.

Our fifth, our bonus story is news that we'll be sharing every week because it's very pertinent to our situation. And that is a mass singer. on mass. Oh, yes, please. Keep me abreast. The masked singer revealed the identity of snow cone. I knew this one. Not Pug Casso. But we'll talk about Pug. Heidi Montag was enmassed as snow cone last night on the mass singer. So this was the first person I knew because I heard her recording. Okay. And what's so funny is that when I was in L.A. I DMed Spencer because I was booking

for your maternity leave and I was like would you come on and he was like I'm so busy I'm in Santa Barbara I can't and I feel like

well yeah he was probably like holding down the fort yeah or he just didn't want to come on but I think it's the other I feel like he would want to come on and he's been on many times

yeah he was busy holding it down while Heidi was the snow cone I had no idea you guys could have recorded backstage he little did we know it could have been so easy adjoining trailers she made it really

far. Yes, she did. How many more people are there? I don't know, a lot. A lot. So we need to talk about Pug Casso because more information has been released. The Pugasso files have been released. You guys, it seems like Pugasso was Philip Phillips, which is insane. Like we couldn't be bigger fans of his. We're always talking about him organically. I feel so much better, you know, because like obviously I have a like a chip on my shoulder like I lost. I think I'm the best singer ever and the first time I compete with someone like I lose. Bitch you can't sing, right? I was up against the winner of American Idol on a singing competition show. Like are you, oh, and also like one of the greatest performers of our time, like wrote the

literally wrote the best song of our generation home. I don't feel bad in the slightest. The fact that I almost won and Jenny McCarthy like said to me offline, she was like, I couldn't believe you lost your head on whatever it was called battle. Like I feel great. So now can I share my truth? What? Which is that like I really like Pugaso.

I love the version of Ordinary that he's saying. It reminded me of a lot of the Luke Holmes version. Yeah. Well, like I said last week, like, before we thought it was Philip Phillips and we were like Anthony Ramones, scored over street, whatever. I said like, I'm like really obsessed with Pugasso and you were, I would hurt you that I was saying that. You were like standing my op as the kids say.

I was standing your op. Now can I stand your op in peace because it's Philip Phillips? Yeah. And like we know Philip's heart and he's like a good guy. We know Philip like offline. Yeah. When I tell you there aren't, there isn't another caring more generous, talented individual. We don't know him, but like...

And you were right that him making that TikTok about us was definitely like a network endorsed... Clue. Easter egg. But we spoke about Philip Phillips ones before. Remember, it's like part of our... Yeah, lore. We spoke about him and like his wife told him.

We're always speaking really positive. I feel good about like having been in the same room. Because a lot of times like we say things about people on the podcast and then I'm like near them and I need to die. Like it's horrible. I have no qualms. I have only said amazing positive things because I believe... And you know what the best concerts that I ever went to.

was John Mayer at the Barclay Center and who opened up for him, Philip Phillips, on the release of his debut album, which at the time I was obsessed with. Like, it couldn't have been a better concert. And don't you think Pug Caso starting with a P is like Philip Phillips? Because he's better...

Let's also think about the name, Pug. Like, how is he... I guess I don't know a lot about him personally. Yeah. But art and dogs, like, must be big, like, symbols of his life. Yeah. But the P, I think we gotta focus on the P. But I guess, like, Queen Corgi, Claudia.

I never even put that together. Snow Cone. Heidi Montag. And what's the meaning? Of? Snow cone. Like, where's the clues? Oh, there was some stuff in the article.

Well, sometimes they just need to give you a fucking costume. And it's like, you figure it out that deep. Yeah, right, right, right. We'll do the clue package. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, we can do everything. Right, right.

In Snow Cone, in her final appearance, alluded to the loss of her home with her husband. Oh, right. She said the spice girls took over the world with girl power and left. a legacy for generations to come. Because it was Spice Girls Night. Oh, and now we can say that I was prepping for Spice Girls Night. Little did everyone know I was planning on leaving the show.

And they were asking what I wanted to sing. And actually, I was kind of freaking out because while I love the Spice Girls, like, their discography is not like singable. You know, it's like, um, giving you. And then Jackie had the great idea that we should sing, Mama, because like obviously. Because she just had a fucking baby.

Literally. And at the time, I really did just have a baby. And I was like practicing in my dressing room. It's kind of like a really hard. It's like they don't, they're not like slay singers, you know? It's like it was more about like the choreography, the vibe, the hair, the makeup, the glam and like the girl power of it all. The songs are not like slayable ballads.

It's like hard to vocally slay. Do you want to give us a preview of what we missed? Mama, I love you. Mama, I care. That's like the only part of the song that I know. Do you know more? Mama. Love you.

Who sings that song? I care. Yeah. Can't remember. Anyways, I'm ringing for Pugasso. I can come out with my truth. Yeah, I am too. Now that I know, like, it was like only right that I lost.

Like, it's fine. When I thought it was Cordoba Street, I'm like, really? Glee. Anthony Ramos, really, Hamilton. Yeah, right. That I would have been fine with. But, like, it's okay. I am healed.

Well, thank goodness for that. We will keep your abreast weekly. Yeah, I love it. It's like we have a serious stake in this show. And I'm so curious. Snow cone, like you had said, like my Heidi Montague was not going to like, I already. I knew that. I heard her singing at rehearsal.

It's come for me. And she has a very distinct voice and she also has music out. And it was like the perfect timing because I remember like at the time that we all got cast. Like Heidi and Spencer were really having a moment. They got that Hulu show and of course the fires and like everyone was rallying around them. Specifically her music was researching. So I knew it was her. second I walked into the soundstage and like they don't want you see anyone but I heard and I was like

oh that's literally my good friend Heidi yeah um so I'm excited to find out one that like we don't have a clue yeah yeah um so that's your best singer recap that's your show anything else you want to chat about before we go no I feel like that's it we have a big day today like classic stuff Jackson Claude we're gonna film something exciting yes we are and your blog is up my field trip was Zach so fun we went to Palm Beach we saw some fabulous interiors We just had a great time. We did a little bong. We took a selfie.

Do you feel like Pira Vita is taking over the world? Yeah. The ones in New York are like so popular. Everyone who comes to Florida, they're like that Pira Vita. Yeah, it's kind of been like insane for tourism. It's insane period. It's so good. Like shout out Pura Vita.

Things you did. That's where like quality matters. Like the cream rises because you know how many like deli sandwich salad places there are? No one's talking about them on a global level. No. No one's living. Living the Vita Pura. Live in the Pura Vita.

Living the Pura Vita. All right. So that's, I guess, like our show. It's like so crazy. It's such sweet sorrow. It's so crazy when we do an episode under an hour. We can keep going. Just for the sake of it?

No, not for the sake. Because like yesterday we accidentally did like an hour and 20 minute episode and it wasn't even. Yeah, right. And so sometimes like we come in under an hour and I feel I feel like I didn't accomplish what I needed to accomplish for the day. Okay. So let's keep up. But not just for the sake of it. We have to like say interesting things.

Is there any more like anecdote that you wanted to share? Maybe like look through my camera roll. Like see what I did yesterday. That's such a good idea. I got new mahjong tiles, which I was excited about. We are mahjing today. And we're going to use my new tiles from bespoke mahjong. Went to Target as you all know.

Oh, Spritz is launching something like kind of major. And Ben got the first samples from me yesterday. He says it's going to like seriously change the beverage industry. I actually, he was like walking around like drinking it. He was like getting drunk in the middle of the day. I said that's not good for your migraine. I tried a sample. Did you know that?

Oh, did you see I spilled blueberries at Target? I did see that you saw, okay, I feel like... It was really upsetting. I put them in my cart and they fell out through the hole of, like, the children's seat, and they all fell on the floor and, like, I had to pick them all up. That's humiliating. And, like, I got, like, lightheaded from, like, upside down. And it was just... I'm sorry. It was just...

It threatened to ruin my trip, but it didn't. It's good. That's all. So, really, I feel like that's all. Thank you so much for seeing to the toast. It's Friday. Oh, my God. so underrated. And that's a reason to rejoice. Satchie's coming to town. Satchie Lou is coming

to town. Oh, Satchie Lou is coming to town. Satchie Lou is coming to town. And with that, the 22. Yes. Do people know that we know him? Oh my God. Jackie, we've told that story 10 times. That's like seriously my claim to fame. Yeah, like we went to middle school with the guy who makes those songs. And with that, the 2026 season. comes to an end. He was in a sky and it's a sky full of stars.

You know, I had my first kiss at his bar mitzvah. Wait. Like the lor's... Wait. Wait, we've told how many times that we know Sammy Levitt, the guy, but you've never told that story.

Where was his bar mitzvah? At a temple. Okay. And I just, that was my first kiss because he was the oldest. I guess I was very fast. So he was like the first. He was the first bar mitzvah

because he's a little old for the grade. Yes, you were like kind of slutty. So I was very fast. And who, Was your first kiss? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Nice boy. Yeah. I should I saw him recently. Good times. Yeah. And he was holding his like two weeks old. Oh yeah. I saw him too.

Oh yeah. You were there. Nice family. Yeah. Nice family. Lovely. Actually, but his brother had a peanut allergy in middle school that like ruined my fucking life.

He had a peanut allergy too. Oh, they had, oh, it's obviously like. Yeah. Generation. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And like it's a picky eater.

Like you don't understand like the absolute tailspin. Not to like victim lame because obviously having peanut allergy is probably is probably really tough. But like it ruined my life. I remember being at home having to like test nut butters that like were permissible. And I was like having a breakdown. Like what do you mean? I can't have my peanut butter and jelly.

It was like a big thing in our family. Do you end with a nut butter? I don't know where I ended up, but like it was in a bad spot. I feel like that's how we found like Nutella. Hazelnut. But if it was peanut. Yeah, maybe that's how we like. Also remember the marshmallow spread?

Yes, yes. We went heavy on marshmallow. We went heavy on marshmallow spread. It was just like. And that was before like almond butter, sunflower butter. It was a debilitating time. I'm sorry. So that's the lore.

Still not an hour. We need to think of the time that we add for the theme song. Okay. How long is our theme? It's about 28 seconds. Okay. So why don't you do your goodbye and maybe I'll share a message? Yeah, but there's also something at the beginning of the show.

I do want to cut out. So like we need like another minute to make it. Why are we having such hard time? We usually can't. I got this. I got this ready. I got this ready. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast the Millennium Morning Show,

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