The Toast - I Love Your Dance, Stars: Wednesday, September 17th, 2025

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson Clodden, we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy, what is it? Wednesday. Wednesdays.

Wednesday okay like it's not what I was hoping for when I said what day is it I thought maybe you were going to say Thursday it's the day of the wends of the wedness let's just move on from that yeah I really didn't mean to start out on a negative no but when the world around us is so negative I can really only do so much yeah so let's just like leave that there um do what we do which is spread joy and light and get us into that latter half of the week let's get that latter half of the week energy going let's get it rolling oh it's my wedding anniversary yet you didn't wish me a happy anniversary that's fine i actually was chuckling because you posted on social media a clip of the song that zach wrote me and you posted it right now today and i'm like happy anniversary coaches here's a song for your sister correct i'm never not thinking of you even on a day that like should be about me um but yeah it's my anniversary not a big deal uh happy anniversary mazeltove such an amazing feat eight years strong Yeah, you know what? Actually, I don't know if I ever even talked about this on the toast,

but like you guys know, like, a running joke is that like I absolutely hated my wedding because I was like so bad and ugly. And it's just sort of like a fun fact about me. You know, I hated my wedding. And I've actually done like a total 360 on it. You posted one story that alluded to this. That's how I know that you've done a 360 and I was happy to see it. But walk us through those feelings.

I did a Q&A and somebody asked me something about my wedding. and it was the first time I recognized. I was like, wait, no, I don't hate. It's part of my story. Like, yes, I'm so weight and obsessed. I'm, like, sick in the head. I hate my former fat self. Like, you guys know this is something I struggle with.

I'm sure you're tired of hearing about it. And I really let that infiltrate, like, hatred of my own wedding, you know? Especially, like, also the mole on my face, which I really didn't want to mention, but it bears, it bears repeating, you know? So somebody had asked me a question on my Cuban name. It was the first time I didn't have this, like, fissual reaction. Like, ugh, I have to go scrounge up a wedding photo. It was like, oh, let me go down memory lane.

maybe it's the birth of my son you know he wouldn't be here if it weren't for that moment if it were for that mole if it weren't for that big that ass so i don't know i just like i don't hate anymore that ass that got the guy right and we were so little like if you were still in a ring like and you were just a different girl like maybe you and ben wouldn't have connected in the way that you did a thousand percent so thank you to that girl for this boy 1,000 percent i believe you called it on your story you put it very sweetly you said ruby's origin story yeah Yeah. No, it's so cute. Like I really have no problems with it now. I love looking at photos. Actually, so much so that I'm really crazy. I never even had my wedding books made because like I really did not like the way that I looked. And over the summer, I actually contacted my wedding photographer. And I was like, hey, remember me? I got married eight years ago. I'd like my books now. I'm ready for them emotionally. I, too, am getting the itch six years on to make a wedding book mostly so that my kids can look at it. Because even when we went to a wedding last weekend and then we were telling them about our wedding.

and they wanted to look at like pictures from our wedding so we like had to show them on our phone but I'd love to just like give them a book that they could look at so I feel ready to make a wedding book now it's too hard to do right after the event like you're too close to it you're too close to it it's like it's so much drama it's like when you're done with your wedding it's like I don't want any part of that I don't want any more work associated with the wedding yep I feel like after six years I have recovered yeah me too I could enjoy the bookmaking process And I could also ask our fab, we have the same photographer, Anthony Vasquez, Fab, Best in the Biz. Like, could you just choose the pictures?

Like, you know, the family, like, choose the highlights, you know? Like, I don't want to get so in the weeds because then it's like, well, I need one where I did my soft smile and one where I did my teeth smile. Like, I just choose too many pictures. I had a book made for photos from Ruby's Briss where I obviously, like, looked like the worst version of myself eight days postpartum. I didn't even care. And that's what really gave me the itch to start making books. I make books now as well for like big events or like family trips and so that we can like look at the books after for the kids' birthday parties.

And I love them. And now it's like I'm a human being who has my shit together when I have like so much stuff going on and now I have time to make books. But when I had nothing going on back in 2019, I had no time to make a wedding book. I just feel like photo books are making a return. Maybe that's my personal experience. I think that's our growth journeys. It's just like so crazy how I couldn't do it then.

but now I will. Speaking of journeys, Jaggy and I both, yeah, that's right, Jackie joined, started our Dancing with the Stars Journey last night. We tuned in for two hours of cable commercial fun. How do you want to, are we doing a TV recap? Is there a story? It wasn't a story, so I think TV recap at the end, or I could make it a story, but I don't want to make it a story because it's going to be chunky.

Okay, I don't want to, like, bore it. Maybe the fifth story. I don't want to bore the people who didn't watch. But even though what I'm gathering is like everybody watches the show. If I watched Dancing with the Stars last night, like they're doing something, right? Like, I was sat, kill the lights. I was like, look at this.

How have I been missing this? Also, what's so crazy is we went to the set of Dancing with the Stars when we did. Fun fact, like when you're on Dancing with the Stars, they ask you to like bring any famous or influential friends that you have to come sit in the audience as your quote friends and family. Well, you have like new people every week too. Right. So like by the 11th week,

Lauren Elena had run out of famous friends and she invited us. And it was actually so much fun. We weren't, like, we didn't know enough about the lore, but it was still just like a fabulous fun thing. And Lauren crushed it. She made it really, really far of that season. So, yeah, we were like, we're with Lauren. Yeah, no, shout out to whoever is in charge of this season of dancing with the stars.

You've done something right because it's on everyone's radar. The fact that I was sat, I was so aware of it all night. I was like, oh, it's 730. I guess it's going to stars start to date. And like, by eight, I was sat and the boys were down. And I was like, okay, yeah, I'll watch. Sure. And I love dancing.

I love, like, showmanship. I love the greatest show. Like, it's very, like, performance, and I really like that stuff. And it's very high quality, and they're such great dancers, especially when the pros do their thing. Like, I'm really the perfect candidate to watch it. You are. And my concern of, like, ABC abusing my time, so many commercial breaks, so much, like, fake package, corny shit. I actually was pleasantly surprised.

It's because there's a lot of contestants, and I'm sure the later we get on in the season, it gets really fillery. But last night, you know what, I had an A-plus experience, and I have so many thoughts on the dance that I can't wait to share. Oh my gosh. We're going to go dance by dance. I also just want to say, like, the idea that they have to, like, do a sideline interview after they've just danced their hearts out.

And by the, they have to run upstairs. They can't speak. They're out of breath. They have dry mouth. And, like, Julianne, who has boundless energy and hasn't just danced, like, is expecting them to say anything. That needs rejiggering.

That part of the show needs rejiggering. A thousand percent, at least at the bare minimum, make that little lounge area where everybody waits around, like not up a set of stairs. Yeah. And like everybody in the back just has to like stand there and smile for two hours. Like it's, I felt bad for Alex Errol.

They kept putting her like right at the center and she was just like teasing. No, it's really crazy. So that needs work. But other than that, we had a great time and we'll recap it in the fifth and final story. Sounds good. I spent my evening at the at the mikva. I know you did.

So for those who don't know, Mickva is a Jewish sort of sanctuary. It's not like a synagogue. Although some synagogs have mikfas. Oh, you probably. probably know what a mikva is if you've seen sex in the city where Charlotte converted. It's like, it's kind of like a baptism. It's like the water you dunk in. To cleanse thyself.

You go for a bunch of reasons. And last night I went, it's a very common reason to go before you get married and our swirley, Margo, not Ashtray, is having her wedding this weekend. So she went and all the girls come and you like celebrate and cheer and eat candy. And then if you're single, like you dip your feet in to get like a little bit of the magic water. So all the single girls were like running around barefoot. It was really cute. And then I ran into like a million toasters like in the lobby.

In the mikveh? Yeah. So if you're practicing modern orthodox woman, you are the mikva once a month. It's like synced with your cycle. It's all about, you know, fertility and things like that. And so I saw a couple of swirlies, I think, just finishing their periods. Or getting married. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Well, that's fun. It was really sweet. to the McFen a minute. And it's very parjy. It's like a spa because you have to go and you have to get super clean. You're not allowed to wear nail polish because the water like is super, it's like a natural spring water or whatever.

So you have to be all the way stripped down. When the bride came out of like her little bridal suite where you take a shower and you take your nail polish off, she was bright red. She had like scrubbed every inch of her body soaking wet hair. She looked great. So yeah, I went to the mikva. Very beautiful. Yeah.

Very beautiful experience. Did you do any sort of ritual bathing last night? No, I mean, I took a shower. I made a salmon, so I felt really proud of myself. My chef was out of town last night, so I had to cook my chef trout. So I cooked for myself and the family, and I made salmon, so I felt really proud and string beans and cuss-coos because I'm like so healthy. Ever since the Hampton's, like, seriously, call me Gwyneth Paltrow.

I'm so fucking healthy. I want to say something. What? You don't like cuss-coose? And I hate to say it Because it's actually an Israeli dish And on the box It said like Israeli style pasta

And I was like oh my God They're supporting Israel like Yeah like 100% Everyone go out and buy kuskos Having said that It's disgusting I love it It's not disgusting

I take that back I'm sorry I didn't have the little Like tiny microscopic yellow balls I had the bigger brown The larger off white Creamy balls Okay those are better But like yellow kuskoskos

Let's talk about like the really tiny, grainy. I just want to say what I have was basically pasta balls. Israel, like that is not the vibe. It's really not good. Sorry, no, it's not even not good because it doesn't taste bad, but it's like, it's obviously used as a dish where you would use like rice or pasta orzo, something like that. And of all the ones, I'm choosing couscous dead last. I don't know.

I was calling to me and I got the pearls not. The pearls are better than like the tiny beads. Yeah. And the pearls kind of taste like orzo. The kids were like, what is this? I'm like, you'll eat it and you'll like it. Literally Miss Hannigan. Kayla loved it.

She loves cooscoos. Okay, like love that for her. She obviously doesn't know any better. No, the pearls are good, Claudia. And I cook them plain, like olive oil, salt. I feel about cusscus the way I also feel about orzo. It's like a blend. Is it a rice?

Is it a pasta? I don't really like orzo. Anytime I've had orzo, it's been disgusting. Except over the summer in the Hamptons, I did have like this corn orzo. It was fucking amazing. I like Orzo because you could also make it healthy. I actually had Orzo with my lunch yesterday.

So I'm just loving all shapes of pasta right now. She's non-denominational when it comes to pasta. Being committed to a wellness journey. And then I had doctor's appointment. You know when you sometimes are just there on the wrong day and it takes a millennia? Oh, my God. All the pregnant ladies in the waiting room were chit-chatting. Oh, we had our feet up.

We were cackling. Oh, that's funny. I couldn't relate to that because I was like close personal friends with my. doctor during my pregnancy where like I got special treatment he never made me weight dr. Fox so I actually don't know what you're talking about I never experienced that pregnant camaraderie sometimes things get backed up but you also uh you know thank Hashem like we weren't high risk where like you have a lot of stuff you have like a lot of things to do mm-hmm I had a lot of things to do so we were Gucci what were Gucci

yeah yeah chugging along what else did I want to tell you I just they haven't commented on my weight loss yet. They haven't? No, I just like... Did you get weighed? No, I actually get weighed today. I wasn't at the weighing one yesterday. I'm going to the weighing one today.

And I just like, wonder if they're going to notice that I'm like getting smashed. Maybe they're going to tell you to start like me a little bit more. I actually don't know how much I weighed up until this point. So I don't, maybe just the whole time I thought I weighed so much more than I did. That's the best feeling. And I've been like tracking just normally and I didn't even know. There's something better than being normal. That's what you find in pregnancy.

Like you just want to be normal. Yeah. Every appointment, look the skin. Average. You don't want to be, yep. Good, but right in the middle with everybody else. Don't look at me. I don't know what thing.

I don't know a thing. What's it from? Chessie. So look at me. I don't know what thing. Of course. Oh, Chessie was out dancing with the stars. Did you see her?

Yes, it was a very Chessie-coated evening. Supporting Meredith Blake. Did you wear your finest button down in support? No, but you did today. No, I'm wearing a. A piece of toast merch. I know, but it has the buttons. It's Chessie influence.

It has a Chessie Flair. She would love it. Not to be like so annoying and like contrarian, kind of like you. There's not a single button on this shirt. There's not buttons there? No, and it doesn't go down all the way. This is like an iconic piece of toast merch that sold out instantly. It's pretty cool.

It's pretty cool. What's that from? SNL. Vanessa Bayer. We quote, we quote, S&L. I'm pretty sure like Vanessa Bayer, to do a sketch, like, making fun of Miley Cyrus, and she'd be like, it's pretty cool. Vanessa Bayer's funny.

There's so many, like, references that are a part of our everyday life, even not, like, from the show, like, from when we were growing up, like, and it's hard to remember that some of them are references, not just, like, things we made up. No, I know. We need to take a minute, like, if we try and, like, stop every time we do a reference and, like, just figure out where it's from. Yeah. If you hear something, say something.

Well, that's from the MTA. Correct. I'm bad with that one. Okay, let's get into the stories because as we said, we have a chunky chunkster for you. So without further, I do-da-do-d-do.

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They had guest Jimmy Fallon on, which is just an interesting fact. I guess he's promoting his- I saw Jimmy Fallon this morning. Like seriously, no one works harder in Hollywood, especially in the late night game, like attempting to stay relevant and cover all bases, right? Like, right, he's seriously like, he could be bought. One thing I like about Jimmy Fallon is like, he could seriously be bought. I feel like he doesn't care. when Colbert got canceled

and everyone was like rallying for Colbert saying it was like a political attack the next day Jimmy Fallon had like this huge Republican on and then last night he was singing this like actually embarrassing song about Belly Conrad and Jeremiah like there's nothing this man won't do to keep his show on the air and I actually applaud him for it honestly

Well going on New Heights is a good place to start I think he's promoting I saw a commercial for his new marketing show Remember we talked about it a few months ago On brand with Boz with St. James I think I sent you the trailer I had seen it already, yes. And so I think, like, they're revving up promotion for the show.

And so he went on New Heights. And he's asking some of the important questions, asking if they started wedding planning. And you know that Jimmy and Taylor are like good friends. Yeah, Travis, actually hysterical, said, that's the next step. That's the next step in it all. And Jimmy said, don't stress about it. I remember thinking about it with my wife. Travis said, that one's going to be easy.

I just got to figure out how to win a football game first. He said the wedding would be easy compared to how. to fucking catch a goddamn football because I guess I saw him catch a ball on Sunday night's game but I guess he missed a very important couch in the end zone that would have like meant the chiefs won the game and that's the second game in a row that he did that so at least he's like poking fun at Travis self um but he's not like slaying in the way that I thought he was okay I need to talk about Travis I forgot to tell you this I'm sure you don't know you know about free four what was that free four free free

Free four. Okay. So I actually fell down this rabbit hole last night. People are mad at Travis. Yeah, people are mad at Travis. And like, I actually agree with them. So there is this drama. I'm sure you didn't hear about it.

But there's a player on the Chiefs. His name is Rishi Rice. And he was driving 120 miles an hour in his Lamborghini. And he caused this like six car pile up. He drove away. He didn't call the police like really bad. And he ended up kind of getting a slap on the wrist. I think he got like a couple years of probation, $135,000 fine.

I am familiar with that story. It's a multi-car crash. Yeah, it was really bad. I'm sorry, he also owes a million dollar settlement to the clients. And he also, so that was like, there were a couple of legal repercussions. I feel like he might have had to serve like 30 days in jail. I can't remember. And the chiefs or the NFL, I'm not sure who, suspended him for six games.

Like, you know, you can't act like that, whatever. His name is Rishi Rice. I guess he's number four. And then Travis and like a bunch of the guys while warming up for the game are wearing these shirts that say free four, number four. Basically free Rishi Rice from like this six game suspension. Did anyone die in the car accident? I don't think so.

Not that that like changes what he did, but just want to know. So by the way, the suspension was from the NFL. He received the suspension after pleading guilty to two felony charges of the crash. in which he fled the scene after sending multiple cars spinning on the Dallas highway and a couple, he sent a couple to the hospital.

So no, nobody died. He ended up receiving five years probation and 30 days in jail and then he settled a lawsuit for a million dollars plus which he has not paid yet. Okay. So this is just not like the most stand-up gentleman.

Yeah. And then Travis is over here like wearing this shirt which I actually like really don't agree with. Yeah, like free four from the six game suspension that he has. It doesn't specify after free four there's just like a couple of pictures of number four he's experiencing the six

game suspension yes that's nothing yeah no I'm not with Travis on that yeah I feel like it's really weird because I don't know what the other side is but it's like not I haven't seen it like it's kind of black and white like you did something wrong really you're bad no you're the bad the worst part was that like he walked away from it like he didn't stop and try and how like he caused this yeah no it's really really bad and so to where wear a shirt like that's really not the vibe unless i feel like i'm missing a part of the story here like why would someone advocate to free him you know i don't know i don't know that's not a good book and travis wasn't the only one but he's the most famous yeah no and he's a role model

for the community he is um also jimmy asked if they were going to do dj or band or he said great question he said her thinking about all this stuff he said yeah i think we're live music kind of people you know which is just like funny to say the least it is but I actually feel like they would be DJ people only because like when you're Taylor Swift like who's your band you know are you gonna have like your actual band like who plays for you right and I could see like the chain smokers DJing they like to hit the clubs and listen to like DJ music maybe they'll do both? After party with a DJ, regular reception. With a live band. There's nothing like a live band.

You know what? I've actually, I used to be like a little bit of a snob when it came to weddings. I'm like, no, band is preferred. But honestly, I kind of feel like if I were to get married again, I would do a DJ. When I was younger, I was always just like DJ. I want to hear the song the way it was written. Right. iTunes. But then I like went to so many weddings and even in my own money when their band had so much value. Like it's just off, it's you know going to blow the roof off this place and then having like a DJ also you know brings it back to like the you know classics but I think a combo is great me too um back to the Jimmy Fallon Beau St. James TV show it actually looks really good it's giving like a new age apprentice yeah

I would give it a shot if the circumstances are right agreed you know easy to watch at a time where I have the band with maybe a Tuesday night at 8 o'clock that works for me I'm available um so yeah Travis sharing little by little about the wedding he's not really being as cagey as you would think so

I mean they that's been the surprise of the century with this whole relationship it's like it's been really not KG at all the most public thing she's ever done yeah that's what's surprising yeah and I guess she didn't he didn't address Taylor walking behind that screen

Not in what I've seen, no. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Demi Lovato went on Watch What Happens Live is answering all the questions from Camp Rock 3, Salina, Poot, everything. And it was the first episode of Watched Happens Live where I've watched a good chunk of it

after Andy's lost the 25 pounds. And we talked earlier in the week if perhaps Andy's weight loss would affect his overall mood, which has really been bringing the show down. Based on what I saw, he seemed super happy last night. Having said that, whenever he has somebody really famous on, he doesn't catch an attitude. He saves that attitude for like the low brow Bravo liberties.

Agreed. And a lot of the attitude that I've seen is sometimes you, it doesn't make it to the clips. Like you have to watch the whole episode. You have to see the transitions. You have to see his face. It's in the small moments. When someone gives a long answer.

Like, it's in the small moments. But I will agree like there is no reason for him to have been in a bad. movie last night like he's looking his best demi levato's a huge get i feel bad for the other person who was there from salt lake yeah i didn't know who that was and um i didn't see her speak so anyways demi addresses camp rock three and revealing her favorite song from selina's new album talking about how she's so happy for her girl engagement season um she said that she saw that joe announced camp rock three she was pretty cagey in her answer like leaving space for the fact that like she is reviving the iconic role of Mitchie.

What do you think? Okay, so she said, yeah, like I saw Joe announced it and you'll just have to wait and see. So she's obviously a part of it in some way. I've been thinking, like, how are you going to reimagine Camp Rock 3 while keeping some of the older legacy characters like Mitchie and Joe Jonas? I feel like Mitchie, like, bought the camp.

Like, I feel like she runs the camp now. and then she like reaches out to her old friend Shane to come and like inspire this new generation of campers and then we like learn more about the campers but it's not really about Mitchie. And are you here for this? Actually, by someone I've seen it's like Joe has really been spotted filming it not Demi so I feel like maybe Joe's,

maybe Shane buys the camp because he's rich. And then like they're having like morale issue. And then he hires Mitchie to get back in the kitchen. Yeah and so he hires Mitchie like because he knows she's one of the best. as like a director yeah and then they rekindle they both got divorced like something happened and then this summer brings up together so like they're young like they're 30 so okay maybe not divorced yeah it's not like they're gonna have like kids that are at camp or anything I guess no oh wait that would be cute oh they did end up together right in the film so maybe

they get married and buy the camp together maybe I don't know I'll stay open to it but it has to be like really well done and like bring in Kenny fucking Ortego or sit down like Oh, bring in Kenny fucking Ortega. They're just going to bring in, like, I don't want to, like, I don't want to drag someone's name right now, but like, you know. Do it. James Cameron. No, but like, someone like that, like someone's so serious who just doesn't get it.

Yeah, like Scorsese, I know you want a piece of this. Scram. Yeah. Okay, this is like a dumb question, but if we want to tune in to Camp Brock, like, are we watching the Disney channel? Like, or is this like for adults? Is it going to be on Disney plot? I think Disney Plus.

It won't be in theaters because, like, it's kind of random. Because, like, come down. Random who would come out for it. But it's so, this is what Disney Plus was made for. Right, right. And is it made for us or is it made for, like, a new generation? I think it's made for both. It's made for people our age, like, to watch with their kids.

Because we rock. Like, that movie was so good. Actually, we watched it recently, like, in the last, like, seven years. And it really withstands the test of time. Yeah, really good. I'm cracking. It's an exciting moment. for Jonas Brothers for Demi.

She looked, she was smiling. She's a really beautiful big smile and she could not stop smiling and I feel like we were talking yesterday. Her whole album is called it's not that deep and the whole message is like about life like it's not that deep, it's fine. And I feel like she was really radiating that energy

when she was asked about like sort of like hot button issues like poot. I know what there was a time where she would like be asked about Putin and she would give a whole ass dissertation about how it's like offensive to her gender or whatever. And now she's like, oh, when I saw it, I was like, yeah, That's a bad angle of me.

And then when I found out it was photoshopped, I loved it. Yeah. Like, it's not that deep. She was so light about everything when asked about Selena. Like, she was like, I'm so happy for her. She really seems like this person. She's, like, floating almost. And she was laughing, and her laugh is, like, so big.

And it's so. It's so Mitchy. It's so Mitchie. No matter what she does, it's 20 years on, and she's still Mitchie. She really has, like, the same smile. Yeah. She's a beautiful smile. No, the same voice.

Like, it's the same person in there, which is just so crazy, given everything that she's been through. She's been through. Yeah, totally. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Little movie news because the House May trailer dropped. It did.

Cindy Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried, Tegu-you-watched trailer. Of course I did. Like, and how did it make you feel? Unfortunately, it made me feel right. Like, ugh, I'm right again. I said that this was going to be giving community theater. Sydney, Sweeney, I'm sorry.

And I know she's getting a lot of flack recently for like selling jeans and they say she's like a white supremacist because of it. I don't believe that. And so I hate to, like, pile on. She's not a good actress. Like, that's what we should be talking about. Do you think she was what was wrong with the trailer? The whole thing.

She wasn't convincing me at all. And I expected more from Amanda Seafreed. But she was also giving, like, fake acting. The whole thing was weird. And I'm not buying the husband. Like, I don't know. I'm reserving it's just a trailer, but a trailer is supposed to be the best of it.

I know. The trailer did not do what a trailer is supposed to do. It did not do what Wuthering Heights. did for me. But it might just be because I'm like comparing each still to like the moment in the book. Even the room they put her in. So that room, if you haven't read the book, I'm not going to spoil it. But like she comes to work at a house as like a nanny. Or no, sorry, not a nanny. Yeah, right. I made. And they put her in this like a little room up in the attic and the room becomes like just this whole part of the book. And I'm sorry, that room was not giving what

I thought it was giving. Yeah, it's not the way I pictured it either. I just, I feel like, yeah, I was comparing the whole trailer to like what I know that moment is in the book and it's so unfortunately it felt like community theater because it was just like people acting out so that's why it's like impossible to read a book and like the movie it is I feel like if you're in the business of turning books into shows or movies like pick ones that aren't popular because like the work is done for you but there's no pressure really really really good but not popular but not like insanely popular people are too close to it and I just want to say I think the trailer was bad not because I'm too close to it because it looked bad yeah sorry like it didn't inspire hope what about please please please i like

that sort of like strip back spooky version of it i like that scary i did too and i imagine if you didn't read the book and you have no expectations you probably watch a trailer and was like oh this looks lit really i really felt like it was giving like a lifetime movie in a negative way yeah but that's because we're too close to it. Unfortunately, we can't call it. I don't know how Jack sees it. That's from... Going to the movies is becoming one of my new favorite hobbies ever since I saw it Downton Abbey,

so I'll be going to see this. Okay, great. I'm kind of going to become, like, you're the Sandy Canyon of the Toast News Network. Does that work for you? You already did that for Oscar season. Oh, yeah. It was all right, but could you see, like, good, like, the real movies? It's not my fault. The Oscar movies sucked.

No, no, don't do it for the Oscar movies. Because, like, we're not watching the Oscar. Do it for the real movies. Did you see Amy Poehler's making waves for like coming at the Oscars being like, why do you never include comedies in your roundup? Like there's no category for it. It's actually so true. Like what makes a comedy less like artistic or good than like a drama or a- Do she mean comedy TV shows because Emmys is TV, right? She was talking about Oscars.

No, comedy movies. Oh. Yeah. Like some of the most iconic best movies like that we've all watched never even got nominated. Like they don't get, they just don't even. get thought of. Yeah, they've like started to do a little bit more of it because Golden Globes has like musical or comedy category. And then I feel like with the Oscars, they added that category of blockbusters. So like you, if you had a really popular comedy, like the hangover

would have been nominated for that. Right. Right. But yeah, sure. I mean. But when you think of like the biggest movies of all time, especially also like their cultural influence, like almost all of them are comedies. And we just like don't even consider them for the Oscars. Why? Because they're not serious. Doesn't have to be serious to be good. Yeah. It's, I just feel like like, girl, that's your fight like it's very niche like good luck to you unrelatable but wishing you well and I know what she's saying like she's been a part of like some of the biggest movies of all time yeah she's ever been invited to the Oscars

that's crazy yeah good luck with that sorry that happened okay well keep us posted I think housemaid comes out December which by the way I just want to give a positive quick turnaround thank you team thank you Paul Feigen team Yes, you do deserve credit. Oh, by the way, I forgot it's Paul Feig. And I know you guys don't want to hear this because everybody loves that movie,

a simple favor. But I just recently saw it. And it's also community theater. Like, it has that element. I say community theater. And by the way, we didn't read that book. So we're objecting. We're not close to it.

I feel like when I say the community theater element, people don't really understand what I'm talking about. And I took a class once in NYU. I forget what it was about. It was like a media class. All about how like the key to a successful piece of like entertainment media is the suspension of disbelief. like you have to make me forget that I'm like in a room watching a screen where you're

pretending to be a doctor, right? Because you're so convincing that it's like, oh yes, there's a doctor in front of me. And when I say community theater, I mean, I'm so acutely aware that I'm watching this like famous celebrity pretend to be a housewife. Like you're not convincing me at all. It could be well done in the sense that it's a high budget production. And I thought actually that the music, the set of the housemaid was very beautiful. but I was so acutely aware that this is Karen from Mean Girls

and Cassie from Euphoria adapting a book. Like I was so aware, hyper-aware of it. It was not convincing. No, like you see the wigs, you see the lines ready to their head. You see them thinking like, oh, I need to be looking like this, but thinking like that. Yeah, I could see their thought process. And by the way, community theater actors are not bad actors. They are new.

They are up and coming sometimes. They are green. They're green. It's amateur. Amateur, yes. Perfect word. No shade to community theater. Zero.

And actually my favorite HBO show that, not my favorite, but a show I liked that got canceled, somebody somewhere, really highlighted the importance of community theater. I'm sorry, community theater. Of course. No, I'm sure. Is community theater of New York City just like Broadway? The theater, you know what I mean? It's our community's theater. Technically, but there's also like off-Broadway.

Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story number four? What do you think? No. No? I don't think you're ready. I don't know, because we have like a chunky fifth story.

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Our next story is to choose your own adventure. Would you rather discuss Chris Jenner's Mac campaign or tri-guy, the ex-try guy who was kicked out of the try guys for having an affair, is now separating from his wife three years after the cheating scandal. Obviously the second story. No offense to Chris Jenner, I genuinely don't give a fuck. Okay. Ex-try guy, Ned Fulmer, and wife Ariel separate three years after cheating scandal. So everyone remembers where they were when the tri-guise who we had never heard of before.

For some reason, this, like, random internet drama for, like, this, and I know they're big, the try guys. They have, like, a huge YouTube, but they're really not mainstream. And for some reasons, when they had, like, this little scandal, like, it blew up. I was like, why? I felt forced to talk about the try guys. They're like, are you going to talk about the try guys on the toast today? I'm like, who is that?

It must have been how, like, other people felt about, like, the call her daddy, Sophie and Alex drama that got, like, so big when it's like they had never heard of them before, like, just, like, random guys, you know? Right, right. It just felt like that where just everyone was talking about this like niche internet drama that just became so big. So the try guys were three guys who would try stuff and they had like a podcast and a vlog. And then one of them was spotted kissing their producer. He's married.

He was kissing their producer at a bar. He had to admit that he was having an affair. The other try guys kicked him out of the try guys. They really distanced himself from Ned, right? That was his name. Yeah. And him and his wife actually stayed together. Yeah.

She like released his statement. It was so messy. Like, you just, you had to be there. Like, it was such a crazy time. It was such a crazy. That birthed the strie guys. Yes. The striig guys.

Obviously, inspiration struck for us, one man's trash. The strie guys are a reference to the try guys. And now, three years on, they are separating Ariel and Ned after all of their trials and tribulations. Well, you know what? She tried. I actually come out there. She triguide? She trigued.

Like. three years that feels like a sufficient like that feels right you know like they have a kid together right they have two um and you have to give it a shot even though you know infidelity is the worst thing you can do i commend her she tried the two the two kids look young like as if they were post affair oh you think they're younger than three i do the picture that i'm looking on the sense of an old picture they are they look to be three and one or you're two. I guess it's a quick Google search, but I'm just going. I got it.

Ned Try it. Maybe it's an old photo. Yeah. Really cute family. So his kids aged. God, Ned Fulmer kids age. But yeah, it's important to know whether they were pre-affair post or

or during. So he had an affair in 22 and the kids were born in 2018 and 2020 so they're pre-affair oh so this isn't a very old photo there's a six-year-old now yeah yeah that's misleading okay um okay so I commend her I do like she's a queen for that she did it for her kids she tried but at some point like you got to call it and that's what this is yeah I mean to me it's like if you made it through all of that like your rocks like you can get through anything yeah but

maybe they didn't make it through all of that at least not unscathed and then the these battle scars they're just too deep damn well you know what I feel like we can finally at least you know because I've been waiting feeling like we haven't closed a circle on this at least the tri-guise saga has come to an end yeah and apparently they are amicable and they will be discussing their relationship status on the debut of his

podcast rock bottom on Wednesday oh that whole sentence just gave me the willy I'm starting a podcast to discuss my divorce. It's called Rock Bottom. I don't know what's the sadder part of that whole sentence, honestly. I just can't believe those other two fired him. I know. That was like kind of lame of them.

Yeah. Obviously. And we did say that on, you know, when we recapped it initially. So I'm glad that our feelings haven't changed. I feel like we talked about this with the astronomer's CEO. It's always really crazy when you have professional consequences for issues in your personal life. Yeah.

Especially because his wife, I mean, the person he was about kissing was a producer. Was an employee. So that same with astronomer. It was an employee. And then you're like, that's not approved. So that complicates it a little bit.

But especially because his wife, like, forgave him. Yeah. And then I saw this discourse on the internet with the astronomer thing. And something that really struck with me is like, well, yes, like, you know, your personal life has no bearing on your professional life. If I'm like a business owner and my business partner is like cheating on their wife or spouse,

like cheating is such a deplorable thing to do. Like it does make me question your judgment in business too, right? Like you're not going to start, you know, what's burning the books? What do you say when you like, when you like steal money? Like, what's the phrase? Something like that. Like you're just not a trustworthy person. You're like a professional liar.

Yeah. You know what it reminds me of actually is Tom. Tom, Tom, Schwartz and Sandoval. Okay, continue.

Like that he stayed by his cheating business partner and he caught a lot of heat for it. Yep. If he had

disassociated from him then would I be judging him like the try guys? I don't know why I feel like I wouldn't be. Like you think

Tom Tom would have stayed in business if Tom had separated from Tom? No, but like should Tom Schwartz have separated

from him because his friend did this like deplorable thing should he have kicked him out of Schwartz Sandy's. Right.

I don't know. These are big questions we're asking. That I think only the try guys can answer. Maybe they never liked him to begin with. Yeah, they were just like looking for an excuse to get rid of this third wheel. They were sick of splitting it three ways. I mean, I'm so dying to get rid of you so I can stop splitting it two ways. But just be glad we're not splitting it three ways.

Like think of smartless. Jackie, be glad we're not splitting it four ways. We have two other sisters. Okay. No, I know, but just think of Smartless. I know, I know. I know they're just, like, so upset they invited like Jason Bateman. Instead of... Even though I don't listen to SmartList, but it's my understanding there's really not one of them that is like extra. Like they really all add and provide and they're only worth the 100 mil because of all three.

Yeah, they'd be worth 66 with two. That is genuinely how I feel. Yeah. So next time you're lamenting that we split it two ways. Instead, change your mindset and say, thank God we're not splitting at three. Four, because that would be our reality. Three or four. We would never be splitting it three ways.

We're just like where three of us started a podcast without the other sister. I'm just saying, like people split it three. Yeah, no, I know what you're saying. It could always be worse. Are you ready for the final story? Dan's with the Stars recap. Boy, am I. Dancing with the Stars Seed in 34 kicked off last night.

Two teams tied for first after a night of. dancing so I think we should just go through all the couples and give our thoughts on their dances yeah I'm gonna pull up our chat from last night where all of my thoughts are anyway oh that's actually really smart I'm gonna do the same um and we literally commented on every single dance so they'll be like in order and if we didn't comment on the dance it was not memorable no but I really think we commented on all of them right we text so much so the first was Jordan Childs Oh, yes, she was a cutie. Although, you know, we always say that

certain people have like a little, like a leg up. And I would have said Jordan Charles is one of those people. Like she has obviously rhythm because she does like dance floor routines. She can move. She's a gymnast. And then like the lifts and the twirls. And it actually felt like she wasn't as good as I thought she was going to be. Like she should have been better.

I know it's the first week, but like that's her starting point. And I thought it was going to be a little bit better. Yeah. And I say all of this as somebody who can't move my ass. me and Ben watch with me and he was like it's so funny every time I watch these shows I always think like oh I could do that and he's like I really could never do this like it's super hard I know I'm a slob and this is just my take yeah no I also think the memorization of the dances is what's so intense too not just like the way you have to move but how you have to remember each step and like be in sync with your partner plus the camera that's moving around you because like the camera is integrated into their dances too when Jordan was the first dance so I was like oh okay I love your dance Jordan um but now after having seen everyone's like hers was extremely unmemorable and she did not stand out from the pack of whatsoever. And I forget, I had thought it too, but whoever, I think Derek Huff said, they just really relied on, like, so much of her twirls. And that's great, but, like, you also need to dance. I feel like they weren't dancing enough. Yeah. And, like, if this is

an indicator for, like, what she's capable of bringing to the competition, like, it's not a ton. Yeah, she'll go halfway at this rate, but she won't make the finale. Then Dylan Fron. Cuting. But I said this to Ben and I said, I always say this, it's much more easy for a man to impress me in this show because they require less like they lift you'll just have to be you know strong it's so much of ballroom dancing is really like the woman is the star and so I feel like if he was a girl I would say differently it's easier for a man to pass in the show and to kind of like go unnoticed but it's harder for them to dazzle the women women are much more capable of being dazzling because if you're great like to be a great male dancer it's like we're still looking at your partner the female so

So what I also liked about his was his routine, choreography, and song were really adorable. And that's a credit to his partner. Some of the partners really shined last night in terms of like. And some of them stunk it up, Jan Affleck's partner. Some of them stunk and didn't give good routines, didn't give, like, the song choices were. And I thought Dylan's routine was like really cute. I like how he started on the judge's table. He shake that bang to milkshake.

Yeah. And it was a great routine all around. Agreed. Though not like the best dancing ever. Agreed. Next we had Elaine Hendricks. Okay, so the show seems like unfair at certain points because like how Alex Earle is competing with Andy Richter

just like from a physical perspective isn't fair. So I feel like my critique for Elaine is going to be like for a woman her age and she crushed it. Like I loved the parent trap references. She did a really good job. Was she the best dancer ever? No, but she's working with a different set of challenges, right? And I thought she really excelled. I thought she excelled.

I thought her routine was adorable. I thought she moved really great. She has a background and dance. And I think she's a great cast. I think she's going to really be in the pack for a while. And Chessie was there. And Chessie was there. And you know, Lindsay Lohan is like a huge part of the Disney family now with Parent Trap 2.

I would love, not Parenttrap 2, for Friday 2. I would love to see her in the state, in the audience one night. Yeah, would love. Whitney was next which she was my number one going into it I don't know if she danced well because I couldn't see anything she was doing underneath that big dress of hers

it was very disappointing I was saying to Ben I'm like this is the girl like I really yeah and it was disappointing I blame whoever put her in that terrible skirt like a girl so young and vibrant whose legs move a mile a minute I want her in underwear

okay not to be a freak but like I want to see the movement yeah like a leotard anyone I wanted to see the movement The skirt was the worst part of the entire thing. The skirt ruined the routine. If she was doing a good job under there, I have no idea. No, but the routine, like, wasn't amazing.

And I blame her partner for that. Like, from the parts that I saw, she could have done so much more. Like, she's capable. I feel like they were really holding back. I didn't really like any of it. I was shocked. She was good. Like, she wasn't bad, but I have a lot.

I have a lot of expectations for her. No, like you wear that skirt when you need to hide mistakes. yes yes and I was really like I couldn't see anything so I felt like I got a bad seat in the theater and I missed the performance with that skirt so that was um but they got the highest score right yeah which I want to talk about the scoring I guess her arms must have been looking good yeah um next we have baron davis baron davis cutester of the century so like honestly I think they cast you know one athlete to season it's like they're sort of have to and it's usually a former athlete and they usually like can't they have two left

feet right like they have no sense of rhythm I thought baron was such a cutie I actually voted for him he was giving me such earnest energy like he really and he has rhythm I feel like you don't have to be an amazing dancer but to really make it in the first couple of weeks like you just need to have a sense of rhythm right and like you can be able to move and you know like baron like crushes it at a wedding he was giving like wedding dance floor vibes and I thought he did so good he was such a cutie he's not going to win but I loved his attitude I think when you come in as like an older person it's really hard not to get discouraged right like you look at Alex Earl that's like 21 year old the hot bang and it's hard not to get as a church because that's who you're up against and I thought he just really crushed

it yeah he was great adorable like what the show was all about yeah Alex Earl um we need to take back everything we fucking said about her we were so wrong saying that she can't dance first of all when she said in her package like dance was my sportive choice growing up I was like oh okay I'm sat um she was incredible i loved her song choice like circus by brittany spears i love your song alex she's like her life is totally circus you know on display when that whip cracked i was like oh shit here we go i was shocked so much she makes she's been making you know that you have to make like 10 tics a day it's like a factory in there and little snippets i've seen up her dancing like i just did not think she was good i thought you'd be someone who would really improve over the

course of the show oh my god i was so wrong she literally looked like one of the pros. She was incredible. I was so wrong. And this is where I don't understand the judging on this show because she has one of the higher scores. She's in second place, but like, explain to me how she was worse than Whitney. And Whitney wasn't bad by any means. Alex was just like light years better. Yeah. Explain it to me. No, Whitney wasn't impressive and Alex was, but Alex got a lower score. And like, it frustrates me because I think that like the show is not. a meritocracy. Like they give you scores based on like what they think of you versus like compared to everybody else. It's like on a scale almost. Right. So it's like well this was a 10

for you but it wasn't. So two people will get tens and they were completely different dances. Yes but I do think like Alex and Whitney should be on the same scale. On the same level. Corey Feldman like seriously don't give him more than a five. Okay. Let's just even though if Alex did it's not nice. Corey Feldman did she would get into. Correct. And I think that's fair. I found the judge is really annoying Like their little schick-alach Like I found it so annoying And I know Carrie Anna Naba is the third

And she was like out sick last night And I think she adds even more annoying energy To the panel I'm not looking forward to her return Yeah And they're all always fighting for air time Like talking over each other Because it goes by so quick

The show is kind of a cluster fuck It is impressive That's kind of like the last remaining Live show on TV Like nothing is live anymore And there were a couple of fuckups like when he punched in the wrong score. I loved it.

It makes it exciting. Carlton did a great job, like kind of rolling with the punches. Julian was very flustered. I like that sort of chaotic element to it. But the judges really piss me off. Okay. Well, they're like necessary as part of this show. I don't know any one who would be like better dance judges.

So I'm just going to accept them. Yeah. If that's okay. Topanga. Topanga, cutie. Cutie. When she was like, I just beat cancer. is my year of yes I'm doing dancing with the stars I was like yes queen I was rooting for her so hard

and then Ben was like so funny when I came on I'm like we have to watch dancing with the stars he was like what I'm like no we have to watch I'm like doing it for the toast and he was clearly annoyed nobody had a better time watching dancing with the stars then when we got to tapanga he was like it's so crazy like you know everyone I knew and like myself included like growing up like we were in love with tapanga I was like you were yeah no she was that girl and that's what everyone on the show said she was that girl and she danced to Kelly Clarkson so we got to hear some Kelly last night. Stronger, which is like such a cancer anthem. Loved it. Next up was, Jen Affleck. Oh, she was so cute. I will not say a bad word about her

doing this eight weeks postpartum, although I think her partner really let her down. The choreography was atrocious. She's capable of much more. He's new to the show. He's from the era's tour. I know him. He like went viral a million times yawn. So I'm giving him a little bit of grace because he's not familiar with this program yet, but he's stunked it up on her behalf. He danced fine, but, like, his contributions, like, his choreography, everything was bad. It's not fair when you get a partner who doesn't really, like, know yet. Know the show. The show and, like, what's going to sell and what's going to be good for TV.

And I feel like she's at a disadvantage. However, like, I feel like it's good for her social media to be paired with him because he has a bit following. Yeah. So I'm sure it's, like, pros and cons. Yep. She was another, like, I have high expectations for her. I wasn't giving all the way last night, but I think she has a lot of room. to excel in this field.

After that was Andy Richter, and the whole thing just made me sad. How he's on the same show as Alex Earle. And he also, he did a good job. I felt like he was poking fun in himself. He made me giggle a lot. He's not going to go far, one, because of the dancing, but mostly he doesn't have a huge social media presence.

Like, people aren't calling it to vote for him. But I really commend the effort. It was truly an A for effort. I liked it. It was funny. It was funny and cute. And, like, I enjoyed it. It was entertaining, and he gave it his all.

And then we have to talk about it. I literally tuned in to watch Gleb and Hilaria. Obviously, my newfound deep-rooted hatred. But they're going to go so far. She is so good. She was amazing. That really killed me. She was incredible.

She's bringing in all the stops. They had Alec in the package, Alec in the audience. Like really, I want to say something bad. Even if she gets no fan votes, like she will never be in the bottom because she has the moves. And it's that last. Latin blood. You could see it was coursing through her veins, really. She did.

She looked extremely Latin. She was like doing that Salasah, like she was crushing it. Yeah, she did. I'm sorry, I can't say anything that. I'm less frustrated about her excelling because, like, good. You know, she's earned it. I'm more frustrated that, like, he has a great partner in that he's going to be on our TV screens for a while.

And he's going to go far. And I know for the pros, it means a lot because I think you get, like, a motivator for them to, like, do good performances and good choreography is I think you get paid per episode. So if you get eliminated, you're not on the episode. and I would have just loved to have seen him punished in that way. Yeah, I agree. Who was next?

Mm-hmm, mm-mm-mm-mm. Who was next? I'm looking at our chat. Yeah, I don't know. We might have skipped some people. But let's jump to the dance of the night, which was Whitney Carson and Steve Irrham's son. Oh, yeah.

That was incredible. He's up there with Whitney for potential winners. Whitney, Alex, and Irwin. And I also want to say, like, it was such a credit to Whitney Carson for that routine, that song, the set design. There were so many moments in the choreography that were, like, so fun when they were crawling. Oh, my God, I was, and it was like... Like an alligator.

He did really good. Oh, sorry, crocodile. He did really good. Like, he's a strong contender because he's, like, an able-bodied young male and he can move. But she brought out so much of what was so great about that. And, like, that's where it's like, it pays to have a seasoned... skilled pro.

Yeah. Like she crushed, she was the best pro of the night. Agreed. That was such an unexpected. I almost turned it off. I was like, there's a couple of people left and I don't really care. Yeah, I don't, like, I didn't watch Bindy win. Right.

I don't know much about the Irwin's. I'm not Australian. I voted for him. I think I did two votes because I didn't realize voting ends at 10. I was ready. I wanted to watch all of them and then vote. It's not fair to the last person. Obviously, I was so surprised at that.

And I feel like any time I've ever watched dancing. with the stars, like sporadically, I always have that same thought where it's like, the order really does affect the votes. The votes. Like, how am I only literally given an hour to vote for one person, two hours to vote for someone else and five minutes to vote for someone else? Like, it really sucks. It does. I was waiting until the end to decide how I wanted to split up my 10 votes. And then I put in my third and they're like, voting is closed. I voted for Alex and Whitney. I actually didn't even get a chance to include Robert. I don't think it'll affect him because he's clearly, like, one of the top dancers.

So, you know, it doesn't really matter till the end, but not cool. No, not cool at all. The people that we skip was Corey Feldman, adorable. Like, not going to win, but, like, sweet. And, oh, and he said, oh, he actually said something so sweet. What did he say? I almost made me cry. I was like, when Julianne Huff was like, you know, you talked about scoliosis in your package,

like, how has this experience been for you? And he was like, honestly, I never would have done something like this. It has been so healing for me as like an older person to like, it's literally fixing my body. Like I'm getting so strong. It was so sweet. And he was like, this is the best experience of my life so far. It was so cute.

That's really cute. He was so cute. I enjoyed pentatonic. Oh, right. Abricadabra. Nah, na, na, nah. Oh, abracadabra. Totally forgettable.

A hundred percent. But he held his own, sure. Yeah. And then Lauren Jaregi. I hate her, so no comment. Like, go to her Twitter account. She's one of the most vile people alive. I will not be commenting on her.

I think she's disgusting. Yeah, yeah. And the dance wasn't great either. No, it was like pretty good, honestly. But seriously, she can grab a fucking spoon. No, I didn't like anything about it. Agreed. Okay, so I still feel like Whitney Liavic could win the whole thing.

But like, and maybe it's good that she's coming in from, even though she's in the number one spot. I'm the only one who didn't like it. I just thought it was great. No, it was not what's, she's capable of. She literally does better dances on her TikTok.

Show me them legs. Show me the legs. Alex, crushed. Alex could really win. She's a really good dancer and she has a huge following. Yeah.

Whitney. Alex. Alex and Irwin are. Oh, Hilaria. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see.

But there's always somebody who makes it that's like so random in an underdog and you really didn't think they would make it that far. So like the finale is the top four. I'm trying to think like who that is. Irwin is that.

Yeah, I guess Irwin. But also it's always. like was it the dance or was it the erwin let's see what he brings next week because like he had a fire package but you're not going to have that like every single time like he can't always do like the crocodile thing they do a lot of schick right to like introduce people like oh i'm the girl from ticot i'll be like yeah exactly oh that was really cute um i think they do a lot of schick in the beginning and as the season goes on like you have to be much more technical much more dance focused and so that's where kind of like you know boys become men that dance was iconic when they were

jiving. Born to be wild. Oh, a great song too. And some people's songs, like, the theme was like anthems, like, what's your anthem? Right. And like some people, songs were really anthemic and like I was feeling it. And thematic. And other people's was not good. The song made a big difference. I thought Born to Be Wild was an amazing choice. Amazing choice. It really was. I had so much fun. Yeah, no, me too. I love watching a show. Actually, we should dance as we're longer yeah but I think it's really hard to memorize more dancing I loved the I hope the all pros me too I hope they do that every night I don't know if they do we'll say like just we're so new here I know but like even if it's like the same routine as last week take a different song with

different outfits like just dance for me okay dance for me dance for me oh oh oh all right that is our show y'all y'all y'all come back now you here. Come back tomorrow for the latter half of the week. The energy will be so much lighter then. I just am so looking forward to that. The next time you see us. We're going to be so different. We're going to be so different. So, can I. Thank you guys so much.

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