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Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, we're your host. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast.
They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday, not to be an ungrateful wench. It should
be Friday. Um, hello to my co-host slash outfit stealer slash like single white female
Jacqueline Foley. Oh my God, twin, we keep doing this. I like to think of it because like,
we're like-minded swirlies and we are just so simpatico, but sure, make it nasty. Make it nasty that
we're twins like such cuties. If you're tuning in as an audio only podcast, first of all,
thank you for joining. Joining us, we're so happy to have you here. You might not notice
Jack and our way in the same exact outfit, like different brands, but it's just like,
was like a great sweatsuit.
Is yours like Kashmiri?
So let's talk about the fact
that my outfit's more expensive than yours.
I feel like you would want to hide that from people.
I know because I'm so relatable.
And I'm going to be completely honest.
Like I did not pay for my outfit.
It was gifted, which is why it's more expensive.
But like actually both of our outfits are from toe sponsors.
Jackie's suit is from Loft.
Yes.
Mine is from Roller Rabbit.
Yeah, a little French brand.
Roller Rabbit.
It's French.
No.
When I say it like that it is, roll a rabbit.
It's just roller rabbit.
Anything can be French.
Just ask belly.
Oh, I did not watch a summary term pretty finale
it aired last night.
Please don't tell me what happened.
We have summary term pretty story
so we could talk about Chila.
We do?
They made major news last night.
Well, I didn't watch the episode, so.
It's not about the episode.
No, no, I just, can you just save it for tomorrow?
It's about the format.
No, no.
Can you please just save it for tomorrow?
Okay.
Okay.
you anyways yes mine is the less expensive version which is just like slay yeah you just wouldn't
expect that one of us would be wearing like a french brand and the other would be wearing so like
french rolle rabbit like my outfit's expensive bitch like eh well I think we both look cute
I think we both look gorgeous and it just like goes to show like this was the vibe for
they confirmed where I was putting this on I was like oh is it like cashmere set time and
confirmed it is oh my god we're so gray we are
and it's Thursday you know this was all we wanted yesterday like we have to be happy with what we have
I know I know I know it's great news it's fine news it's the latter half of the week it's not the
latter half of the latter half but I'll take what I can get yeah but then Friday you know it's just
a whole other bag Thursday's a great day Thursday's a great day it's good we're together virtually
but still together you know in spirit that's always good you know we have to find the positive
in life.
I found it.
Like I woke up.
I'm like Thursdays.
Let's get this bread.
I started a loaf.
How's Ben's loaves going?
Is he making a loaf like every day?
So he's made two loaves.
And we've eaten them like into completion.
Okay.
And he's just like not understanding that like now that I've had loaf,
like I need to have loaf every day.
So when he gets up like I get up and I feed Ruby
and he should be getting up and feeding his starter.
And like he's not in that cycle yet.
It was like a fun thing for him.
I feel like I could see him getting off of it, you know?
No, I thought he was making bread every day, which is what he should be doing,
because practice makes perfect.
Like, you're only going to get better.
You have to troubleshoot, keep feeding the starter.
Like, you'll learn more and more every day.
And the good news is you are eating all that bread, so it's not like it's wasteful.
No, we're loving it.
A loaf a day.
I know.
I feel like, you know, a 1950s husband.
Get back in the kitchen.
Yeah, make me a sandwich.
Literally make me a sandwich.
Yeah.
That's surprising.
Only two lobes.
I know.
I'll reach out to him and I'll let him know.
He's got his step up.
And he said this morning he fed the starter, but I just like,
they're not happening in an organized fashion.
That's not a milestone.
Like, yeah.
Like, I think he was saying like, it's on its way.
You'll get it later tonight.
Great.
I did have a fabulous night though.
I went to Polo Bar.
You had the hotspot I mentioned.
And you know what?
Like, I was having such a nice time with Ben.
Oh, that was your anniversary dinner.
Oh, it didn't click for me.
You kept saying like you were going out and I'm like,
where are you going?
And you said Polo Bar,
but I didn't realize your anniversary dinner.
yes yeah and like I was just you know it's such a hotspot it's like a fabulous restaurant
because it's like delicious food but it's also a real restaurant actually wouldn't it is a hot spot
but like that's when I you said hotspot I thought you would mean like you know
trendy the chente or the french corner or whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah corner beach show a corner
corner table whatever um part of the fun is like people watching right like your head is on a
swivel because I've seen the craziest people there but you know they gave us a really nice
little corner booth me and ben it was so intimate because they knew we were celebrating our
anniversary and like Ben gave me a gift and we had caught up I hadn't seen Ben all day something I'm
returning um I hadn't seen Ben all day and so like I didn't really get a chance to swivel my
head and I didn't see any celebrities which is like so rare and it's fashion week month yeah I
I was like mad at myself when I left I'm like wait I didn't see anyone but that doesn't mean nobody
was there you know I think you would have seen them no we were tucked away
Oh, maybe you were the celebrity everyone was looking at.
I just want to say there was like probably eight toasters at Polo Bar.
Like I, maybe it was an off night, but I was definitely the most famous person there,
which is not a good look for Polo Bar.
But also good.
Big fish, small pond, you know?
Yeah, well, that's very sweet.
Happy anniversary to you too.
Thank you so much.
I love your love, Lishes.
I love your parents, Ruby.
somebody commented that on my TikTok it was so sweet that's so sweet like seriously too cute
I actually went into my drop box and watched a bunch of my wedding footage and first of all you were
so cute at my wedding like we talk a lot about how I looked at my wedding but we don't talk about
how you looked because you were in your Bob era and you know I live for your Bob era even though like
the most tourty thing ever when you came until the family you're like I'm thinking I'm getting
a Bob. I was like, well, I wish you well, I wish you well. Goodbye. And I loved it so much.
Like, you need to get back into your Bob era. I will. When I'm at a point in my life where my
weight isn't changing by the minute, I look at a Bob, but I don't have that sort of stability
right now and I need hair. You were just like cuter, like cute as a button at my wedding with your
little Bob. Oh my God. Thank you so much. My little David's bridal bridesmaidress.
I also want to say I. They laid the house down with those. It was at,
actually Vera Wang for David's Bridal, and it was sponsored.
You're welcome.
No, no, no, no.
Like, I loved our dresses.
My bridesmaids looks amazing.
It was Vera Wang for David's bridle.
I didn't realize the Vera Wang connection.
I just thought it was David's bridle.
I remember being, like, so happy with how we all looked.
I thought you all looked great.
Yeah.
No, no.
Yeah.
That was earnest.
A fun fact about me, something I feel really good about is at so far,
two of my sister's weddings, I actually really liked the way that I looked.
Like, because my weight, like, my looks have fluctuated so much over the years.
There are time periods where I'll look at a picture.
I'm like truly fucking hate it.
But I look back on pictures from your wedding, pictures from Olivia's wedding, really fondly.
I think I loved my dresses.
I looked so cute.
I'm like a normal weight.
I'm not like super skinny.
I'm not super fat.
Like I'm just normal girl.
And it's giving normie and I love it.
And we got married two months apart.
So like you were the same person for both.
Okay.
Don't be rude.
Like it wasn't like two different journeys.
No, I had two beautiful eras.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You did.
I agree.
No, we kind of crushed it.
We're just like, we're the Nader sisters were so gorgeous.
Oh, Brooke's Nader was on watchtrap and stuff.
And again, first of all, it was perfect.
Myosemic king and my ozempic queen, Andy and Brooks.
And then Mark Ronson was there.
Like, okay, it should have been a one-on-one.
It was everything I've seen so far was Brooks-s-Brux-Sat.
I mean, everything is Brooks.
I have a story about it if you want to table your opinions.
But I did watch last night what I said I was going to watch
and something that really brought my husband and I together,
which is the Cowboys documentary, America's Team.
The Gambler and his Cowboys.
I saw it on Netflix and I almost watched it.
How was?
finish it? No, I think we're in the middle of the third episode. I don't know how many there are,
but like, we're in the 90s. So I think we have some time. Oh, my. Um, it's very dense,
though I feel like dedicated to it. One, because I want to have an understanding of the Cowboys,
why they're America's team. Like, I really want to. Do you feel like you get it yet? Um, yes. And what I,
what I'll say is they were coined America's team in the 70s. They were like larger than life,
you know, so Americana, so winning, blah, blah, blah. It's not like the term America's team is like
up for grabs in every few years.
They made it up.
Right.
So like that's their thing.
If someone else wants to like go and call themselves America's team, it's like, get
your own tagline.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's fair.
That's how I feel about it now where it's not like in the 70s, we voted that they're
going to be America's team and now we have to, we should really reassess.
It's like, no, that they claimed that.
Let them have it, whether or not they're the best team at all times.
Also, not to make everything about me, but you talking about your Netflix documentary,
there was one thing I totally forgot to tell you about the Charlie Sheen documentary that to me
I don't know if anybody else picked up on this but it was the most interesting part at one point
Charlie like overdoses or something happens where he goes to the hospital and they have the 911
call of the person who called it in and it's Dr. Paul Nassif.
Hmm he said hey my buddy Charlie Sheen just called me he didn't sound well like can you send
an ambulance to his house yeah not Paul Nassif saving Charlie Sheen's life literally all roads lead back to
Bravo that's crazy good for him that's a good doctor
I know. I feel like he's not getting enough credit for his life-saving work.
Speaking of doctor, I went to the doctor yesterday. No one commented out of my weight loss.
I heard you got a fistful of fist. I got a fistful of doctor. I had a pelvic exam, like literally up to his elbow in my face.
You got fisted. Oh my God. Oh, I'm so sorry. There's really nothing to say except I'm sorry that that happened.
It was wild. It was wild. That's what I did yesterday.
It's literally insane what we have to deal with.
No, it's insane.
I just want to say.
While you were getting a fistful of doctor,
I had the most amazing rap for lunch yesterday.
Like, it was just a good rap.
Oh, yum.
Oh, my God.
I wanted to tell you something,
and I need to get your take on it
because I stopped in for a coffee shop for a light bite.
Of course, I got a salad.
Can't help myself.
From a coffee shop?
They have, like, food.
They have a menu.
Okay.
And the guy at the coffee shop,
he said, you look like one of those.
new dolls, like a laboo boo-boo.
I think that's a compliment.
Labibu's like so little cutesy.
You look like a laboobo, but pregnant.
And I was like, thanks, I think.
So obviously this person is autistic, so let's just like acknowledge that because
like no one with like normal social like boundaries would say something like that.
Now let's dissect the complex.
I do think it's a compliment.
Like when I hear anything
associated like doll, I'm like, well, thanks
team. Unless it's like the Chucky doll.
Right, but there are some Laboos. Like some are
really cute and some are like demonic looking. I think that's
their thing. So. Oh, really?
Yeah, I've seen one that like look
like regularly scary. Can I ask you a question? What were you
wearing? What I wore on the toast yesterday? I was
wearing pants like this actually, gray
cashmere, not the same ones. I did change my pants. A t-shirt and the
green sweater and like my hair in a bun.
I'm just looking up a picture of a Lububoo.
Not like 100% seeing the resemblance, but it's not an insult.
I didn't take it as one, but it was just funny to me.
It's a crazy thing to say, like, normalize keeping things to yourself.
But he chose the right girl because, like, I'm not easily offended.
Water off a duck's back.
I'm like, where's my salad?
Yeah, would a libibu eat a salad?
I did also get a piece of toast, but.
it wasn't so good.
Oh, wow, she's crazy.
I thought you were going to say, like,
I also did get a chocolate croissant.
It was, like, a crazy piece of toast.
It was, like, honey and nuts and cheese on it.
Honey and nuts and cheese.
Oh, my.
Yeah, but it was just too much for me.
Had to stick with my salad.
Much too good for children.
Oh, yeah.
Where's that from?
Matilda.
Yeah, I know.
I'm just going off of our thing for yesterday.
I like accountability for our references.
We are acknowledging and sourcing our references.
Yeah.
I like that.
And it also is...
Much too good for children.
It's good for me in the way, like, you know, in the files of my brain.
Mm-hmm.
Where do I file it away?
I'm sure you saw everybody screaming at you in the comments yesterday
that you actually can vote 10 times per couple on Dancing with the Stars.
I just wanted to spread that information.
We message received.
I saw it.
But, and I know people are like, no, like you could vote for every couple 10 times.
Then what's the point of voting?
If you can...
No, not only that.
If you can vote for everyone.
And you could vote for each couple 10 times fine.
but you shouldn't be allowed to, like, they just want thousands of votes.
I think they just get money every time you send a text.
Because what's the, why would you be able to vote for the same couple 10 times?
Wouldn't that have the same value of everybody just voting once?
It's preposterous.
And the fact that then you could vote for each couple 10 times and so you could vote for every single couple.
They just want volumes of text messages.
That's not a good voting system.
It's definitely like a scam, 100%.
And I think they can say, well, we've got 30 million votes.
Well, you actually got 3 million votes, but everybody did it 10 times.
So why does, like, that's, it's silly, I agree.
But I do think my one vote for Whitney and my one vote for Alex really move the needle.
I do think, I kind of liked your, like you have 10 votes to give away.
It's kind of like the last round of quiplash.
You have 10 votes to give them as you please.
And I also thought that was so much to even have 10 votes.
And there's not even a lot, there's not even a lot of time to vote.
It's too much.
Like, honestly, make it less.
You should get five, three to five votes.
Also, when we were discussing Dancing with the Stars yesterday,
talking about how yeah we underratedly
went to Dancing with the Stars to see our
friend Lauren Elena
do you know who Lauren Elena's partner was
Gleb
Gleb? Globsevchenko
and I'm sorry Lauren
that you had to deal with that. Oh wow
wow
wowie
wow you really are disgusting
what's that from
I'm not sure either
but it's like kind of like an old family one
wow you really are disgusting
Yeah, it's getting like, it's not Borat, it's not, um, it's not borat.
Our lips are sealed.
Oh, wait, wow, you really are disgusting.
Is it our lips are sealed?
The y'all ugly guy?
Oh, is it white chicks?
Oh, yeah, maybe.
Classic moment in white chicks.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When the two FBI, the two FBI agents like bust into their room and find the underwear and one of them catches
the other one sniffing and he's like wow you really are disgusting he's sorry for that oh my god funny
yeah um how are the stories today good well now i have to swap out one of them but there's plenty
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talking about it i have huge thoughts i cannot wait to share them with you oh my god i'm excited
to hear i have thoughts too i feel like everybody's talking about it no everyone is talking
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Okay, so our first story, Jimmy Kimmel Live has been pulled from ABC in the wake of comments that he made about Charlie Kirk's death on air.
So first yesterday, the syndicate network for Jimmy Kimmel's show on ABC announced that they would no longer be airing his show to their network due to what he said.
And the syndicate network is like basically responsible for getting stuff that ABC makes like onto the TVs of like all states in America.
Yes.
Right.
It's called Next Star.
They said that its owned and partner television stations affiliated with the ABC television network
will preempt Jimmy Kimmel live for the foreseeable future beginning with tonight's show.
They keep using this word preempt.
I think it just means like not air, post something else.
The statement added that the company strongly objects to recent comments made by Mr. Kimmel
concerning the killing of Charlie Kirk and Moore placed the show with other programming
in its ABC affiliated markets.
They said Mr. Kimmel's comments about the death of Mr. Kirk are offensive.
and insensitive at a critical time in our national political discourse,
and we do not believe they reflect the spectrum of opinions,
views, or values of the local communities in which we are located.
Continuing to give him a broadcast platform in the communities we serve
is simply not in the public interest at the current time,
and we've made the difficult decision to preempt his show
in an effort to let cooler heads prevail as we move toward the resumption
of respectful, constructive dialogue.
Then after this was announced,
so like his show's not going to be airing to, like,
I don't know how many of the-
foreseeable future.
Like how many of the networks and stations and people that he typically airs,
then Disney made the decision to pull the show entirely.
Right, because if it wasn't going to get played, then...
Yeah, like, that's terrible for advertisers.
Like, at a certain point, this is a business.
Oh, correct.
So business that math ain't math in when he's not able to be played on a lot of
televisions.
And there are a lot of big conversations being had around this.
Like, what does it mean for the future of broadcasting?
What does it mean for the future of free speech?
And personally, like, conversations I've been here,
having is like what does this mean for the future of love thy nadir because strangely enough jimmy
kimmel is a producer on the greatest show ever made um and i don't want my girls getting dragged into
this mess like this is a political it's a hotbed of moral turpentine as edna turn blad would say
and they're on the rise and i don't want jimmy bringing them down because like this is so divisive
like i can't even open my phone everybody's just like giving their takes conspiracy theories on what
they think's going on and like i'm worried about the nader girls yeah i hope that by now like their show is
flourishing. I'm glad that like, you know, we've all had the opportunity to watch a show.
Like, whether or not he gets fired as executive producer or he doesn't have the poll that he
once had, like, I think the show will be the show. So I'm just going to like stay hopeful that,
you know, they've got this. Yeah. I don't really see how he, like, aside from getting them the show,
like I don't see how he adds value anymore. And he had her on. So at least she got her appearance in.
Yeah, yeah. Right before this. Um, but people are, you know, up in arms saying like three speech
violations, this is cancel culture. To me, the way that I see it, it's like you did a bad job at your
job last week. And so you got like the way that he spoke about what happened. And I think he would
have been better off not saying anything at all. I don't think anyone would have then like nitpicked
what he said if there was nothing to say. But what happened to Charlie Kirk has really shaken so many
people. Like people are so hardberg and whether they loved him or just knew him at a distance like.
Even if you didn't like him, I think it shook a lot of people at like the state of our current affairs.
It's a very shocking thing.
A man was shot dead in cold blood in front of his wife and children and thousands of people for practicing free speech is a horrible thing.
And that's how most people feel.
Yes, of course, there are people celebrating.
I'm not talking about the crazies.
And I'm not even saying that everybody who's heartbroken over this or shook enough by it was like the biggest fan of his.
But it's extremely disturbing.
So if you go on your show and you want to talk about it
And the first thing that you do is make jokes
And also the issue is that what he said was factually inaccurate
Was a lie, yeah
He said that the shooter was MAGA
And so like he's also you're technically like a news comedy broadcast source
And so you're also spreading misinformation
But I think also the tone of how he talked about it
Was so insensitive to so many people
And it's like you did and your job is to court viewers
Like, I feel like we have gotten to a place where everyone's so, like, siloed that they don't, they're fine, pissing off half the country.
Like, and when, at a certain point, like, this is a business.
Like, you're trying to court viewers.
You're trying to get advertisers.
And if nobody wants to watch your show, that you did a bad job at your job, and you get fired for doing a bad job.
Yeah.
So before this became a big story, the clip was, like, making the rounds of what he had said.
And I saw it yesterday morning.
And, like, I was really shocked.
Like it was just so dismissive and so cold for something that was really,
I think everyone can agree, like a really tragic event.
So just on like a human level.
Heartless.
For the man who cried overseas of the lion.
I was thinking the same thing.
Couldn't muster up a feeling about a young man who shot dead in the prime of his life
just trying to have political discourse with people who disagreed with him.
And I think like the bigger thing that's not being said was like he straight up lied.
And I read in the Hollywood reporter, it's like sources close to the,
the situation said, like, before he knew his show was getting pulled off of air and there
was, like, backlash to what he said. He was planning on going on air and not apologizing and
doubling down. I don't know if that's true, but that's just what I read. And I do feel like it's
really, like, that's the type of, like, this is not what we need right now as a country. First
of all, like spreading, like, lies. That's, like, in factually not what happened. But also, like,
we really need much more of like a kumbaya moment, not more of this, like, divisive language. And
Jimmy Kimmel is guilty of that.
I know nobody's having a better day than Aaron Rogers right now.
And so, like, the thing is, you're not going to catch me being upset.
Like, I think Jimmy Kimball's, like, outside of this issue, like, his show should be canceled.
He's not funny.
No, and, like, the ratings are bad.
The ratings are bad.
The late night format isn't what it was.
But I don't know how long you can, like, keep doing a show that's, like, tanking.
And I don't know why advertisers don't care.
But that's, like, kind of what goes on at a certain point that chickens come home to Roos.
but like now I the the syndicate network like not going to air your show like dollars and cents wise you have no show yeah and they represent like their viewers who don't want to hear from a man that would speak like that when something so terrible has just happened now it's also worth mentioning there are lots of like theories going around that the show was canceled having something to do with like trump and the FCC I see other people saying like this show was going to get canceled anyway because it's not like financially successful so this is his
way of like being, you know, fired as a hero as opposed to like, you know, the show.
Like people are saying all different things. I don't know if it's like that deep. I just think
it was like a like a fucked up thing to say. Honestly. I don't know. I've seen like those both
of those things and I don't think that that either of them is what happened here. I mean, he
clowns on Trump like every single day on his show for the last eight years like still had a
show. So I don't think it's sad. And I also don't think that he was going to be canceled anyway.
I just think this Charlie Kirk thing has really shook him. So many people who usually just like
remain quiet and like go about their lives and like people have drawn the line here that like
we're not going to be a country that speaks this way and we're certainly not going to like platform
people who can't muster up a feeling of compassion for someone who just went through this like yeah
i think i think that they like they've just had enough now of course it pains me not to make
everything about myself but i do see that there is a slot open
for a new late-night personality, maybe two.
So I just want to introduce myself.
I am Turty Lou Freebush, Oshre Soffer.
I have a strong background in stand-up comedy.
I sing so I can always, kind of like the Jimmy Fallon, James Corden thing.
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
I do impressions, not a lot, but I have been known to, like,
Slay the House Down boots on a Shakira impression.
Do you want to hear it?
And do I've heard that.
Is there another one?
Oh, yeah.
I'm Jackie out. I've heard that. Is there another one? Bitch. Yeah, I do other impressions.
No, I do. Just like, give me a celebrity. Give me a celebrity. I'll impersonate them.
Sorry.
Licking a donut. And
give me another one, sleigh.
Taylored
Oh
Taylored
Actually I was just having this conversation with somebody
Taylor's like my favorite singer ever
Her music is my favorite
I actually cannot sing her music
Like her and I just have like different
Registers
And just like vibes
Like I don't think I could like sing a song of her as well
Having said that if I did get the Jimmy Kimmel slot
I would figure it out like we would work something out
You could put it in a different key
It's just more like the tenor
It's not even so much a key
It's just like we don't
She goes deep, too.
She does,
Loki have like a very high
and also a very low voice.
Yeah.
I don't know what's next.
I mean,
I also feel like he's going to come back.
Am I the only one who thinks,
like I just feel like this is a suspension?
It could be like a slap on the wrist.
Because also the ABC station,
some of them had said,
like if he apologizes and donates to turning point
that they would re-air his show.
Well, I don't think we're ever going to get him
to donate to turning point.
Right.
I'm always open to an apology.
If like, but just like you said, and they had reported,
I don't know why the Hollywood reporter would say this if it wasn't true
because I feel like they're friendly towards him.
And then no.
But that he planned on coming on the show and like explaining further his comments,
but not apologizing.
So I don't think that he like really feels bad about what he said.
But if he does now and like wants to apologize, like I'm all ears.
Yeah, except for the fact that I feel like we've been having this conversation a lot.
Like, you know, what is late night's place in new media?
With streaming services cable on the decline and like Gen Z really not giving
a fuck about the jimmies and the late night guys.
It's just sort of this like really old outdated format that I feel like has been slowly,
you know, ending.
I feel like after Jay Leno and it's like what Colbert is not on the air anymore and
James Corden step back and it's like it's slowly coming.
It's not all going to happen at once, but it's slowly just going to become a kind of like
a dead format.
And I feel like maybe this is just one step in that, no?
Yeah, I do.
But then it's like that is prime time.
What are people doing if not watching that?
I guess just like scrolling on their phones.
And are they not watching because like logistically that people don't want to watch
television at that time?
I don't think.
No, they don't have cable.
But it's not like all of cable.
I mean, all of cable is suffering in some way, but like late night specifically.
No, it's really like in partnership with like the decline of cable.
But what, like how do you explain Kelly Clarkson?
Well, she's just.
She's daytime, first of all.
She's anonymally.
But that's cable.
Yeah.
Well, she, by the way, that's why they're so.
obsessed with her she is an anomaly like that's why the network did you see she has a new show on
NBC songs and stories it's basically like they saw the success of Kellyoki and how like she's
taken the internet by storm by like stealing people's songs when she covers them so now she's
sitting down with artists talking about a specific song and then singing it together so I just
saw she did the Jonas brothers when you look me in the eyes oh my god I have to see it's the
most genius who like they like NBC like one of the biggest cable networks have
found a modicum of success
with one person and they are putting
the entire network on her back. She hosts the Christmas
special, the tree lighting. She literally does
everything. She's so busy but everyone
loves her. Yeah. No, she's a safe
bet. If only she would do
late night, but she wouldn't. And late night
should be comedy because it is late night. So the
kids are asleep, you know, it's a little... But late night
is two things, right? It's two
things that the internet has completely usurped.
It's comedy, which really
is more podcasting, streaming
services specials. And it's
celebrity interviews and that's also like not really happening anywhere but the internet now with
like podcasts so it's kind of and they really have not if jimmy schmidt actually does a good job
like embracing digital with his little series carpal karaoke was good but like
the the thing that it used to provide is just being done more effectively faster and better
on the internet yeah and i also think they're not speaking to the whole country they've really just
like shut out and that's like bad business. They've shut out half and then half of the half
because it's only older people who are watching. Right. And you have to be like really into this
format. So yeah, maybe. That's what I was saying yesterday. Like Jimmy Fallon, he's not going down
with this ship. Like he's having whoever on it. I'm telling you he will be the last man standing.
Yeah. And it's not like it is, you know, the hardcore news where like you go for your bias and
everyone goes to where they're comfortable where they feel seen and heard. Like it is meant to be for
everyone. So when you're not for everyone, it's bad business. And it will be interesting to see
if they would like tap a podcaster, comedian, someone who does like comedy podcast interviews in a
spot like this. And I get it because it's prestigious, but like I don't know why somebody with a
really successful podcast would do it. That's why when you're pitching yourself, when you're
pitching yourself, I'm like, cogey, we haven't. It's a thankless job. And like, it's just,
it's not the vibe. And it's, it's the old way. It's not the future. Yeah.
those are my thoughts yeah agreed uh we'll see what happens next if there is an apology if he comes back
or what and of course most importantly how it affects the future of love thineater well so far the
future of love night nader is bright because brooks nadir was on watch what happens live last night
addressing rumors that she dated tennis pros Carlos alcaraz and yonick sinner at the same time
and shout out to the girl in the audience who asked the question who was not letting brooks go
Like, she was really direct.
So a curious audience member asked, during the U.S. Open, did Carlos and Yannick know about each other?
And Brooke said, I would just say, a lady never kisses and tells, especially twice.
That's just not nice.
And then Grace Ann chimed in from the audience saying, especially not to her other boyfriend.
Of course she did.
Then Andy asked if there were any truth to the rumors.
And Brooks responded, dating is such a loose term these days.
It's just, I don't know.
By the way, my only thing is guys do it all the time.
so why can I?
Which prompted a standing ovation from Andy
and fellow guest Mark Ronson.
Okay, Andy was so dazzled by Brooks.
Andy's so jaded, right?
And I get it.
Like, he's literally met every famous person ever
and every famous person ever loves him.
It's like, it's hard to be.
And I could just tell he was living for Brooks.
Like he wanted to,
they definitely went out for drinks afterwards.
Like he was so dazzled by her.
I think he was taken by like her beauty,
her energy, her personality.
Yeah, like, first of all,
the standing ovation.
I didn't know Andy could get up.
Like, he doesn't get up for anyone.
You know what I mean?
He doesn't move for anyone.
Like, it's just his show, his house, and you kiss the ring.
And I just love to see him being obsessed with her.
Because that's, I feel like, that's how I experienced the show.
I was like, oh, I'm obsessed with Brooks.
And I think when people meet her, they just become, like, obsessed with her.
She's very charismatic.
And, like, energetic.
And it's not what you typically get from a supermodel.
No, and it's, like, fun.
And it's, like, funny.
And it's nice.
It's not, like, mean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was just shocked.
So again, I...
She's very bubbly.
I haven't watched a full episode of Watch What Happens Live since Andy lost the weight
on Ozempic, but based on what I've seen, like, he's had a personality transplant.
Yeah, and he is happy.
But let's see what happens.
And I get it.
I've been there, like being overweight.
Not that he was overweight, but like when you have weight to lose, it can affect you.
But also, I feel like right now, Bravo's not in high season.
I think like Salt Lake City just came back.
So he hasn't been doing like a lot of episodes with all the reality stars every week,
sort of the same. And I think he gets a little also burnt out by it, whereas, like, this is so
fresh. You know, I think like September, there's a lot of energy, especially in New York. And I feel
like he's on a high right now, regardless of his otherwise bad moods and weight loss. Yeah,
that's true. And that's fair. And I can understand that. I agree, especially because I do think,
like, all day, every day, communicating with, like, Bravo Lebrides who think they're just,
like, such hot shit. Like, it's definitely annoying. Yeah. Yeah. So, he's. So,
He has my, he has my sympathies.
We're giving grace.
You know, I understand him deeply.
We're giving Grace Ann.
We're giving Grace Ann.
But I just want to say, like, these sisters, they're so funny.
They're so messy.
It's just everything I see of them.
Grace Ann shouting from the audience, like, they're so crazy.
They are so crazy.
And you know what?
They want it so bad.
It's going to happen.
It's happening.
Yeah.
No, and it's a good thing because they're like really being authentic.
No one is in this day and age because.
Everyone's so scared.
Yeah.
No, they don't give a fuck.
They're not scared.
No, I love their parents.
I just love everything about them.
Yeah.
No, it was, it's a great,
I mean, it was a great night for the New Year's.
It's getting a great week, month,
hopefully a year.
Hopefully Jimmy doesn't bring him down.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
They need to leave him on the side of the road.
Oh, yeah.
Like Jimmy, you got us here.
Thank you.
Good day, sir.
They shouldn't post about it.
They should keep walking.
No, no, keep walking.
There's no good way to, like, have a take on this.
It's so divisive.
No, he is, like, road kill, like, moving along.
Agreed.
Radioactive.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Like, he's had how many years in this about, like, 30 years?
She just got her minute.
Like, no, I'm not.
I'm not.
Now is not the time for loyalty, Brooks.
No, no.
Scram.
Are you ready for our next story, which is some major finance news?
Future finance news?
Let me just try and possibly think what the hell you're talking about.
We would be talking about on the show.
I know that you know what it is.
Finance news.
But when I call it that.
The Dow?
No.
The Nasdaq?
No.
Oh, oh, I know.
It's the S&P.
The Haley Bieber is giving the Chase Sapphire Reserve on Hollywood blow up.
Okay, this is seriously, what's the opposite of a Toasty Lion?
Like, this makes no sense to me.
Why would Chase, I get it, because like, whatever you put Haley Bieber in front of right now, like, she is the moment,
but, like, that ad of her carrying a big credit card, like, I'm confused.
No, Haley Bieber posted yesterday, a picture of her with, like, a Photoshop credit card.
Like, where...
As like a clutch.
And was just, like, Chase Sapphire is their hashtag ad.
To Haley, I say, get your bag, queen.
To Chase, I say, what is the direction here?
And to me, I want to say, I've been holding on to my Chase Sapphire.
I actually, this summer, we went out to dinner a lot.
Yeah, I paid sometimes.
And I would put out my card.
I don't remember that.
I would put out my card and everyone make fun of me because I had the Chase Sapphire.
Well, a fun fact about Jackie is that, you know, Jackie and I are close personal friends
with Brian Kelly, the points guy.
So we kind of have like a direct line access to him.
And we were asking him when we were new to like the credit card game, like which
cards to get, here's what we spend money on.
And I had never had a credit card before.
So it was when he came on the breath and that was 2018, he told us about this Chase Sapphire
card, which was like the card.
Yeah, he was actually part of, you know, he worked with Chase to create, it's like
the best point system.
So we both got it.
Jackie got the wrong one.
You've been carrying around this, what, Chase Sapphire preferred?
I believe it is preferred.
And it's kind of like, I don't know, the broke down version of this card.
She got the wrong one.
And like, when you open a credit card, you don't want to close it.
So she just, like, lived with this random credit card.
It's a lot of paperwork.
It is.
It's also bad for your credit to close credit cards.
You shouldn't.
No, no.
And I just like, listen, it works, whatever.
Then this summer, every time I would take out my card, like everyone was clowning on me for my credit card.
So I just want you to know, like, I finally got a new credit card.
I've made.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, I got an American Express.
You didn't have an American Express?
Not for personal usage, no.
Which one did you get gold?
Platinum.
Oh my God, you're always getting the wrong card.
You're lying.
Platinum, by the way, Brian always says,
platinum is more expensive and it's worse.
You're lying.
You have to get the gold.
Did you actually, why did you ask?
I just, platinum sounds better than gold.
It is because it's more expensive,
but actually like the hack everybody knows is like actually I never use my platinum I have two
gold now the gold is the best I swear you're fucking kidding me I'm all set up I put on my apple pay
especially for like what we spend money on and a lot of people get the platinum because it has like a lot
of delta rewards but you don't leave the house I'm not right for this game this credit card game
it's too expensive too it's like $600 a year oh my gosh well I guess I already paid it and did you get a sign-up
bonus I don't know oh my god you're seriously
Like, why are you moving in silence?
Just ask.
I know, I just thought everyone was putting down platyms this summer.
I just got my-
Who? Nobody.
I just thought it was like the best one.
It is a good one.
Did you open a personal or a business one?
Personal.
Personal.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Well, you know what?
Maybe I'll get the cheap.
The gold, by the way, for anyone listening,
the gold, especially if you spend money on normal things like food and gas.
Yeah.
It's four times on food.
Not gas.
And it's so much cheaper annually.
I think it's maybe like $150.
whereas the platinum is like five six hundred dollars don't listen to jacky i didn't say listen to me
but maybe i'll listen to haley be not you coming over here like bragging that you have the platinum
and like yes it's technically more prestigious it gold's like the green one and then the gold one
and the platinum and the black card but like points wise and like what you would use it for you don't
need it well i'm not getting a new one okay just stop okay don't i'm not doing anything different
it's better than what i had can we agree on that yes so what you had was the chase
Sapphire preferred right and that's what haley didn't add for
chase sapphire reserve which is the same as the preferred they really
no no no no okay so so the reserve is a popular premium credit card and the stakes are
particularly high this year for it to attract and retain customers as its annual fee is about to
increase from $550 to $795 oh my god and by then this is the card Brian told us to get yes
and you didn't they no and I got messed up I thought like preferred sounded better than reserved
You thought preferred was preferred.
Just like I thought platinum was better than gold.
Right, right.
And God forbid you just ask, you know?
Oh, it's hard.
Like, it's just too many steps.
Anyways, the brand chose Bieber because, quote, she reflects the aspirations of the Sapphire Reserve cardholder, worldly and travel savvy.
They said, I agree with that.
I feel like the people they're trying to court with this card are the sort of road customers.
Yeah, I just thought the ad was weird.
Like the whole thing is weird.
Chase hiring Haley Bieber.
Yeah, of course.
Like she's the moment.
Chase is like a big bank.
That's great.
The creative was confusing to me.
Like her clutching a big oversized credit card like it's a purse under her armpit.
Like it was just weird.
Yeah.
But get that bag.
Get that credit card.
They should have like bonus points if you shop road with it.
That would be cool.
I'm sure there's like some back end deal that she got like.
Yeah.
And in addition to a big pile of money.
Right.
Right. I mean, people do like Capital One all the time. This was just like, it came out of nowhere.
Jennifer Garner, Taylor Swift was Capital One. There's nothing weird about partnering with a credit card.
Just like there was no announcement of the partnership. There wasn't a commercial. There was just like this picture on her Instagram. Like it was weird.
It was weird. But it did make me feel like, oh, maybe my card, my old card isn't so bad at all.
Okay, but the picture, the card she's holding is not the card that you have, sweetie.
It's like pretty much the same. No, no, it's the whole point. Like you got the wrong one.
It's pretty much the same. Plus it's the number I have memorand.
So, like, I'm still using it when I shop on line and stuff.
What the, the number you have memorized, like, is the one.
Yeah.
Like, I know I should get up and go get my one.
No.
I'm not getting up at this stage.
No.
No.
You're like Andy.
I can't believe I still don't have the one that I need.
Yeah.
But I'm not going through this.
It's fine, right?
Like, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Plus, I'm not a big points player.
No, you're not.
Like, one day.
maybe I'll go on like, oh, around, a trip around the world and I'll use all my points
that I've been collecting for 10 years because I don't use my points.
Yeah, you know, I use your points.
What do you mean?
Like, we have a shared credit card, you and I like for the biz.
And, like, we collect points from them and, like, I take them sometimes.
For what?
Like, flights and stuff.
Where are you going?
To visit you, mostly.
Then that's fine by me.
Yeah.
That's fine by me.
And it's fine by me.
Are you ready for our fourth story?
Oh, no.
Like, not even close.
I've been segwaying really beautifully through the stories.
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Our next story,
a little excitement in the lead-up
to the life of a showgirl,
Taylor Swift will be making a rare talk show
appearance on the Life of a Showgirl album release day.
So word on the street is that Taylor Swift plans to do a talk show to release.
Did they say what it is?
Yes.
Do you want to take a guess?
I don't think you'll guess it.
I was going to say Fallon because that's her boy, but no.
No.
And is it like a classic late night show, which is a talk show, like a podcast?
It is kind of a classic late night show, but like let's go across the pond, if you will.
oh graham norton
graham norton
that's shocking because he's like very
crass and like
I just feel like she loves to stunt in the UK
I know like having the royals come to her show
but also like for Joe and all the like
yeah of course you're going to see me everywhere
yeah and he's like kind of crass and like you know
I feel like when she goes to an interview
there's like a list of things she wants to talk about she's
at a level where she gets to be protected right
she doesn't have to be in the slums with everyone
and also Graham Norton
is a type of show where
he has multiple guests on at the same time
so you're always like thrown in a hodgepodge
That's how we've gotten like amazing moments
My favorite, I don't watch Graham Norton
But one of my favorite Joan Rivers' best moments
Like happened on his show
And she's like with these other two like red
And I'm like famous TV writers
So it's like this hodgepodge
I wonder who else is gonna be on with her
It's kind of crazy
Here's who's gonna be on with her
Oh
Killion Murphy
Classic
Gretta Lee
Who?
Jody Turner Smith
Oh
I know Jody Turner Smith, but who was the other person?
Gretta Lee and Dom Nall Gleeson.
Dom Nal Gleason.
Are you okay?
Why?
Do you like know how to speak?
Dom Lleason.
You know him?
It's from Harry Potter.
Oh, cool.
But why do I know his name?
He's like always being.
Dom Nall?
Gleason, yeah.
Like, what is he from that?
Like, oh, about time.
Yeah, I started that movie.
I didn't finish it.
Oh, and my favorite movie, Hex Machina.
You know that's my favorite movie.
Peter Rabbit.
He's so Peter Rabbit.
He kind of, like, looks like you.
Like me?
Yeah.
He has red hair.
He has red hair.
He gives me, like, Ron Weasley energy.
I think I get him confused with Ron.
Well, did he play a Weasley in Harry Potter?
He must have.
Yeah.
But he's 42.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, that sounds like a bunch of nobodies.
I kind of like don't like this for Taylor.
I know.
Well, I don't really like her like cast of character.
Like this crew.
Like this crew doesn't like do a lot for me.
And there's no connections.
It's not like I can think of somebody in that group
who's like a big Swifty or somebody who like she dated.
Like there's no interesting connection as far as I know.
I wonder like why Graham.
This is so weird.
There's so many choices.
She's been relatively quiet.
it like this album rollout is pretty soon it's october 3rd and we've gotten no singles i saw they
saw they released an orange cardigan her merch team is just like always doing the most it's like
what about it like the other teams uh that's all we've gotten there's no been no press been the
final team was working hard of course it was like all the different covers you know cover a cover B cover C
all of which were like the shady bug collection i'm not right i'm not even going there i just want
yeah ts same t S same no wood veil
Super Bowl, no.
I'm like kind of waiting for something and like this is what we're getting.
I don't know how I'm going to be able to watch it.
Yeah, we'll see clips.
I just, I wonder why, Graham, there are so many options, you know, in the space at morning show, late night show, podcast, Zane Lowe.
And why something not American?
I don't know.
She knows she always has a strategy.
There's a reason for everything.
I would love to know, but I can't guess right now.
Yeah, it'll all make sense one day.
I'm sure, yeah.
But right now, that's all we have.
So she will be there on what day, October 3rd, hours before the album drops.
Okay.
And then our fifth and final story, a little summer house spinoff news because Bravo posted a teaser
and announced that they were in production on the new summer house spinoff show
following the lives of its Manhattan Night Stars when they're not weekending out east.
So it's filming under the working title, in the city.
News of the show was launched in a cryptic Instagram post.
It was like a trailer of stuff from the Hamptons, people's voices, city stills,
and it said city life activated.
A new series is coming soon.
Then the network expanded more about the series in a release saying, quote,
In the city that never sleeps, a group of New Yorkers navigates the biggest transitions
of their lives, marriage, parenthood, reinvention, and the reality of growing up without
growing apart.
Can they have it all or will they need to choose between.
the lives they built and the futures they never saw coming.
So I feel like this has been spoken about, like rumored to be happening for a while.
I think there was some confusion.
It was basically really, I think, centered around Lindsay Hubbard, who can't really do
summer house for much longer, but is reality TV gold and what does this mean for her?
And so I think having a show in the city is great.
I also think this is sort of an exit strategy for some of the older summer house castmates
being 42 and dancing on a table with 21-year-olds at 3 in the morning is not obviously a
sustainable lifestyle for Kyle Cook.
So I think that's good.
You know, like, I need Lindsay Hubbard on TV and I don't think Summerhouse is right for her anymore.
So I like that the network is clearly working with her to do something.
I don't really need Kyle and Amanda in the city.
And they're also going to be in the summer house.
I don't know.
like I don't know I feel like they're doing this because they
because they are intent on keeping the real house size of New York
like a new show they're intent on like trying to keep it alive
with some of the same people and I don't know why they don't want to throw Lindsay in there
like it just that would have been so much easier than starting a whole new show
yeah Andrea and Lexi are also taking part in the series oh right Andrea like he was on
summer house and then he left and got married and he wasn't even like
my favorite like he was fine on summer house he was just like a handsome guy and like it was fun
to watch him in page but like him on his own with his wife like I'm good you know yeah and then
it's unclear whether Carl will be on the show but if they are building the show around lindsay like
it's actually not right to bring him on agreed also did you see softbar open today today today I was
gonna say soft bar open today I'm really happy for him I genuinely I want nothing but this to be like
the busiest most popular and the thing is there's going to be a lot of hoopla it's open but like as
in terms of a sustainable business like this is not going to end well and like I'm I hope to be
wrong but I just know that I'm not yeah no I'm definitely scared but it is a burgeoning space like
do you not see there's so many like drinks out functional mushrooms tinctures like I don't know
how much space there is for like the IRL experience mm-hmm
but let's see okay let's see okay
softbar
okay all is that to say
first of all the title is not good
because let's be not forget about the original show
called the city I mean this is just in the city
and it's like not a good name this announcement is very
wamp womp womp it's like they took some shit
like from the cutting room floor of summer house they made a little video
they said in the city and then they put this
out with like kind of like with not even the official cast like no one I saw people who are
rumored to be joining that would be new faces I didn't know who they were it doesn't mean that's
not going to be good but it's just like give me a trailer that gets me excited I do think this bodes
well for the future of summer house because there has been this like sort of weird divide just
generationally between the new castmates and the old ones and I think there's a lot of potential
with like these young guys Jesse and Wes and like not I know Lexi's not there but like
that that type of people that's who should be going to Hamptons every weekend getting black
out they're 21 they're all hooking up with each other that's what the show should be um and people
like Kyle and Amanda and Lindsay just like have sort of aged out of it and so this show is good
for that um I don't have like a ton of high hopes and I wanted Lindsay in a different
capacity and I want Lindsay on TV and I really wasn't like this yeah and if they were going to
like make an announcement they should have had more to announce more to say more to
show us to get us excited because this just looks like
scrap eye movie trailer yeah yeah yeah and the thing is like
Lindsay isn't really friends with Amanda like this is just kind of forced yeah
not great not great announcement agreed I'm not like pumped up when we've been waiting
for this for months and we've been like hinging a lot on it yeah I do think that they all
will return to the house this summer maybe for like a final summer but as a way of
transition, kind of like maybe when Sheena walked in from the real hostages of Beverly Hills
onto the first episode of Anna Pump Rules.
Love that.
Which was a chilling moment in pop culture, herstering.
Yeah, that would be a great transition, but do you have a show?
Right.
Like, is there a show then to watch?
That's good that I want to see.
Right.
I think they just, unclear.
This announcement should have packed more punch.
Also, I'll say.
Yeah, and it just, it goes, it reminds me, like, how Bravo really has such a hard time making
shows in New York.
NextGen, NYC.
They're chugging a lot.
I think it's over.
Really?
I see them around.
I mean, they did make waves
to that Ariana Bierman thing.
They chug.
Yeah, I don't know.
Then the rony.
I saw a bunch of the ronies
were together last night.
Like, filming?
Give them a camera.
Just stop.
What do you, like, what's...
No, sorry, I'm talking about the new ones.
Oh.
Don't give them a camera.
Stop.
Stop.
Yeah.
It was Jenna Lyons,
Erin Leachie,
sigh, and Jisel.
Well, as long as jistles there.
Jistlet tank.
That's my girl.
Luann is on the skinny confidential this week.
I feel like everybody interviews her in like a kitsy sort of way because she's like this dramatic.
But they really do like I saw the trailer.
It seems like they cover like her countess life, her life like all and in a serious way because she really is so interesting.
And then I said Dorinda and her were doing a radio show together on Radio Andy and it's like seriously enough.
Bring these women back.
Like it's really.
There's so much demand for it.
I don't know.
Like there's so much.
What point are you trying to prove?
It feels like they want to punish the women.
I don't know for being like who they.
Alcoholics.
Yeah, and like who they are, you know.
And I guess Bravo probably has a hard time because they really try to be like, you know, not.
They really try to be like super like sensitive.
And then these women are like not sensitive.
They're characters.
They're ushering themselves into the 21st century.
left the Rooney legacy of women behind, like, for the sake of, like, you know, um, kind of like wokeism.
Yeah, for lack of better, like, wokeishness, yeah. Yeah. And these women are not woke. And I feel
like, no, they're like, they are needed. I know. Can't you just give like one non-woke show?
Like, just let it rip. Let us have it. Let it rip. If it goes bad. Okay, it goes bad.
But like, there, it's gold. This is my dream cast. And it's seriously just,
Luan, like honestly give Luan her own show.
Sonia Morgan, like, must return.
Ramona, love her, her, hate her.
She is gold on television.
I would love to see Jill Zarin back in action.
You guys know how I feel about her ever since I rewatch Roni.
Yeah.
Like the show was built on her back.
I don't need Bethany.
I don't.
I feel like she's doing her own thing and she, like, I don't need her.
I agree.
I don't think she wants to be there.
I think it disrupts the balance.
And I don't, I don't want Durinda.
I know. And that's a hot take because when people talk about bringing Rony Legacy back,
they say the same thing as us, but they include Durinda and that. We were not Durinda gals.
Like, we were not into it at all. Even like five years on, I have Durinda fatigue.
Like, and it's still fatigued. All of them will fatigue you at some point, but like I have
no interest in going back there. Oh. And I do also include it in my Roney Legacy cast, Cindy Bar Shop.
Of course. And, you know, Kelly Ben Simone is always around. And so I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with that too.
Were you okay when Jill Ben-Simon was photographing?
I don't even talk about that.
I love thy nadir when Jill Ben-Simon, which is so crazy that he was married to Kelly.
He's 1,000 years old, was the photographer on her Maxim shoot.
Yeah, there's such a throwback to like America's Next Top Model.
It's crazy that he's still the premier photographer in the fashion industry.
And he has been since American's Next Time Model, since what?
I was watching that show and I was like 12.
Yeah.
That's insane.
Good for him.
Good for him.
He took six photos of Brooks.
He did amazing for Rick, say.
who ropes us.
I love your photos, Jill.
Are we going to do another title like that today?
Of course.
People are loving it, which I love.
I know, because you know, when we beat a joke dead into the ground,
we make people hate it.
But no, I really appreciate the support.
But no, so far I've seen no hate for it.
And if you have it, like, keep it yourself.
Yeah, everything.
I'm having fun.
Everything will cycle through, okay?
That's all you need to know.
Nothing is forever.
Except.
swirlitude our love we've got that swirletude gotta have that swirletude that is from the brats movie
which if you haven't seen seriously educate yourself so many like random stars in that actual
made for tv three dollar budget piece of shit movie uh the mom from my big fact greek wedding
she plays the mom in that film i believe john void is the principal
Right?
Or the actor who looks like John Boyt.
Brat's movie IMDB.
There is somebody really big in it.
Chad Hanks.
Wait. Oh, yes.
Chad Hanks.
There's also, who plays the deaf guy?
Yeah, there's a deaf character.
It's the best movie, you guys.
No, it has everything.
But wait.
Oh, Janelle Parrish, of course.
Of course.
It's not a teen thriller.
John Voight plays the principal, okay?
Danny Bucco is in it.
Annalise Vanderpull, who plays Chelsea and that's a Raven, is also in it.
Claudia, Danny Bucco from the Valley is in it.
I don't believe you.
He plays a jock.
John Voight, you're right.
And by the way, the mom from my big factory wedding, I will never know her name.
But in case anyone's wondering, it's Lainey Kazan, and I love her.
Yeah.
Chet Hanks.
And it is directed by Sean McNamara.
Why were we just talking about Sean McNamara the other day?
Is he not from, um,
He did Soul Surfer
The Bethany Hamilton story
Yes, I was looking something up on ChatGBT
GBT and it said something about Sean McNamara
Well, ask Sean ChatchipT
Oh, he did raise your voice
He did raise your voice
Okay, the thing is
That's our guy, Claudia
The Turney Lou Life story must be directed by Sean McNamara
I was about to say the documentary
Uh-huh, he also did bring it on
Fight to the Finish, the lesser known, you know, sequel
And he definitely, you know, gets through the year with some Hallmark Christmas movies.
He did the Sweet Life movie.
He did Legally Blonde's.
This is our guy.
Of course.
The two twins from Sweet Life.
He also did 100 episodes of That So Raven.
I guess he put Annalise in Brat's movie.
He was the right girl for the job.
Raise your voice.
Phil of the Future, the even Stevens movie, even Stevens the show.
He recently directed Reagan with Dennis Quaid.
So he's obviously getting into more serious fare,
but I haven't heard anything about Reagan.
Oh, and he did Casper meets Wendy,
which will mean something to something.
Jackie, I'm going to blow.
You are mine.
I know why I just remembered his name,
not from Raise Your Voice,
the Holocaust movie that has been sponsoring our show,
Bow Artist at War, directed,
oh, sorry, produced by Sean McNamara.
And it's this one?
bow artists at war
they've been sponsoring our show
the story of Joseph Bow
you're sure it's this Sean McNamara
yep
wow
that is his most recent
that's our guy
our work here is done
like get you a guy who could direct a Holocaust film
and 100 episodes of That's Our Raven
and the Bradst movie
and the future
toast documentary
like what Smartless had
yeah
whenever we
Bring in the big guns.
Whenever we do our version, it will be Sean McNamara and Kenny Ortega.
And like literally it will be Sean McNamara presents the toast documentary.
Like his name is going to be in the title.
Of course.
So it could have real street cred.
I'm going to pee in my pants.
Unfortunately, I have to cut this conversation short, even though I'm having so much fun.
No, we've reached the end.
This is the end.
Hold your breath and count to 10.
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