The Toast - I Love Your Lies, Niños: Friday, September 19th, 2025

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Friday. Coupleanos Vernees, Viernes

Saturday Domingo. Excuse? Celebrating Friday. Okay. Saturday, Sunday. Coupleanos fairness. Exactly what you said.

Coupleanos Vierness. Sorry, I just didn't understand it the way that you said it, but happy Friday, little mischis. Little Miss Gis, happy Friday to me, happy Friday to you, happy Friday to all.

Happy Friday to me. Yeah. You're feeling silly? No, I'm feeling regular. Okay. Brutely rebuffed. I like your new shirt. I love your shirt, Jis.

Thank you so much. Yeah, I was waiting for you to bring out the fact of that. It looks super new. I can't see the logo, but it looks fancy. Oh, it's another French brand. Derry boy. Oh, dairy boy. Wow.

So here's the thing. I wanted to place an order from Derry Boy. very boy because I've never gotten anything from there and I saw that queen made a drop of clothing that was like oversized and went up to double XL and I said that's my size inclusive queen right there like my plus size queen Paige Lorenz and the drop thousand percent she's like kind of the leader of our movement the drop was at 11 a.m. That's when like I literally work for like a very specific amount of time so I I hate to ask for things and I wasn't asking for it for free but you know we do share an agent me and page so I reach out I was like listen, I'm not asking, but can I get access to the website at like 1015 just before I record the toast at 1030? And they were like, she'll give you the stuff for free. And I was like, but I just, I wanted her to know, like I wasn't asking for free. I was happy to pay. Asking for early access to the website is like a bigger lift for them than just sending you some stuff. All and all, I got it yesterday. And I just think like me wearing dairy boy at this

phase in my life. Like I know dairy boys for like young hot things, right? And I'm obviously not a young hot thing right now. But I am a dairy girl, you know? I'm constantly producing milk. You're a milk mama. So I feel like pageants to do some sort of like campaign featuring breastfeeding mamas, the dairy girls for dairy boy. That's just my free idea and that's my form of payment for the free clothes.

I think that's really beautiful and I think she's going to take it into consideration. Yeah, I'm wearing dairy boy. You mean lecena, nino? I am a lechea nina wearing leche de no. I love your dairy boy should we try I love that should we try to have like a chunk of the podcast conversation in Spanish um no but I do like us throwing in bilingual some Spanish every now and again see if we could say it in Spanish okay so we'll see how that goes yes we will all is to say you look fab thank you so to you yeah i'm wearing nino's lie i love your lies ninos i actually

one of the funniest things you've ever said nino's lie i like i can't with us like i actually can't it feels like a weird one you know It does. That's what I said. You're feeling silly, and you, like, lied to me and said you weren't. He brought it out in me after all. Oh, funny. Funny stuff. Really funny stuff. Whew. How are you? Well, that's our show. How are you otherwise, cogey? I'm good. I finished the summary term pretty, so I'm ready for that story. Okay. Great. I'm also confused by that story, so I'm going to need you like to explain it to me. Okay. Um, and that's it. That's it. What about you?

All's well. I watched more cowboys last night. It's really dense, coachy. Like it's, and I'm a really patient person. And I'm, like my husband is living for this.

Like when they went, like they're in the 90s, they're winning the Super Bowl. And then like the coach, Jimmy Johnson, like, gives a speech in the locker room at the end. And everyone's like waiting to see

what his last sentence is going to be. And it's how about them cowboys? Like my husband lost his mind. I'm like, okay. Great. Happy for you. Jimmy Johnson?

Was the coach of the Cowboys in the 90s. He's also the famous NASCAR driver. That's what I thought, too. I think he also is, but I've also learned he was the coach in the 90s. Wait, but the same person? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay, okay. Two Mr. Johnsons.

Two senior Johnsons. I love your Jimmy's, Johnson. I love your Johnson, Jimmy. Oh, hello. Yes, you do. So I'm really being like a patient wife, but like it is so in the weeds, like every game that they're showing. I feel like I'm watching a whole football game. And I didn't feel that way.

When I watched like quarterback or tight end or full swing, I don't feel like I'm watching, it's extraneous. But like seriously, I might as well be watching the 1993 Super Bowl like tape. So it's been a lot. I don't know if you're like saying that it's good. It sounds horrible. I don't think you should watch it. I think they're like it's not for everyone.

It's not like, you know, fodder for everyone. It's really for like real football fans. And I'm just also being a supportive wife because I am getting to know the Cowboys. And the more I thought about the America's team thing, I feel like this is how I. feel about it. It would be as if, like, a city in New York, a city in America became, like, the biggest city in the country, bigger than New York, right? Right. Let's say Chicago popped off. Right. Like, bigger than New York, clearly. And then they want to, like, people want to

call themselves the city that never sleeps. Like, get your own thing. Got it. We came up with it. Therefore, no one else can have it. That doesn't mean we are, like, the city that sleeps the least. Right. Right. Or, like, if another city had, like, a lot of brotherly love, like, that doesn't mean that they're now the city of brotherly love. Right. Right, right. When you make up the, like, the title. What sort of monog, what's sort of looking for? I don't think moniker.

Moniker, yeah. When you make up the moniker, you own it regardless of its validity. Yeah. Moniker Lewinsky. It would be like other teams trying to steal, you know, someone else's title. I understand. But there are a lot of, like, things that they were doing in the 90s that really remind me, like, of the chiefs today. And I said to Zach, I'm like, that feels like the chiefs now.

Like commercials outside of bus, this and that. Right, right. And so, yeah, the chiefs are that team right now. But I think that's not, like, throughout the NFL, like there's always a team, a flavor of the moment. That's natural. The flavor of the moment. Yeah, big flav.

Big flav. You know? Yeah. I'm really excited for this weekend. I have a wedding. I know. You have a big wedding. I have a big wedding.

And I'm a, like, a big person trying to find something to wear to this wedding. It's so hard. I just. I can't. But you have what to wear? In a technical sense, yes. Do you have all of your dresses from previous lifetimes? So one thing about me, like when I lost weight of with Ozempic,

I think it was like a form of self-hatred that like I hated my former self so much. Like I got rid of it. Literally 99 out of 100 clothing items that were above the size medium. Like I went really fucking crazy. I was like, I'll never be fat again. Spoiler alert. She was fat again. I happened to have held on to a dress.

It's Halston. It's cute. It's fine. But that's definitely one of my big regrets. And I think moving forward, I'm definitely going to be entering a phase of my life where my weight will be fluctuating quite a bit. And I will not be so loose with my donations. Sorry, the Salvation Army will suffer. It's true. I have a closet full of clothes in all sizes. I have my closet organizer come a few weeks ago. And she was like, what can we get rid of? I'm like, I need one thing in every size. Like, I'm so between sizes all the time. And, it's not the time for a purge. Like I don't want to have to

like buy size mediums again like right or my size small things like I'm looking forward so just have one of everything. I was so nuts. I was so nuts. Yeah. That was like a big lesson if you're on a weight loss journey right now like don't get too ahead of yourselves. You know you could be back where you started. Or if like

you plan to like have kids because it's not really that you like gave up on your journey. No. Also what it is is that at the time that I had lost a significant amount of weight I also moved apartments and I lost to my huge walking closet in that old apartment. So I did like a really big purge when I moved. And I was so skinny.

And I'd been skinny now without Ozempic for a couple of months. I'm like, I've got a handle on this. You did. It's not like exactly as you're painting it. It's not like you just like, you had to be. No, it's, it is what it is. And that's why I had to place an order for, you know, letcha lady. Letcha lady.

I love it. Oh, yes, it's lady's night. How are the stories today? We have Queenie and Weenie of the week, which will be so much fun for the first time ever. So many queenies. Oh, wow. That's so beautiful.

And I was struggling for a weenie. That's so beautiful. We have queenie, the stories are good. I think we have like a nice wrap to put on the week before you all venture out into the weekends. Hope everybody has some fun weekend plans. Do you?

I don't know. I can't wrap my head around what my plans are this weekend. Do you know what I mean? Like if I have any. She's so spontaneous. If I have any, I've forgotten them. I hope not sporadically, of course. Yeah, but I think we'll do some fun

things get outside, get after it. Okay, Michelle Obama. Get out. Get healthy. Yeah. Love that for us. She was really onto something about that. I feel like when she was delivering her message to the nation, like her whole thing was childhood obesity and I was like, please, I like being a child

and I like being obese. But now I feel really receptive. She was right for that. Like we should get out. Get healthy. Yeah. But it's not going so well. No.

No. Like, no. I don't know. I don't know what the solve is. Okay. I have a question for you. for a fry dairy. Well, let's say you're of the first lady

and every first lady has like a mission. Nonpartisan mission. What's yours? Mine is childhood OZempic. Really? You want kids on OZempic? No, I'm kidding.

What is like my nonpartisan? Like, I don't know. Like Nancy Reagan's was like drugs, right? Say no to drugs. What was Jill's? I don't know. What's Melania's?

Melania's the first time was like, online bullying so classic that's a good one i don't know what it is this time maybe it's oh probably mental health was jill yeah she's like a phd um i don't know i feel like mine would be like it just feels like they're all choosing like issues that will never be solved no totally it's just sort of like an uphill battle like i want to see results what am i always talking about like what's important to me that's a huge question oh I feel like a big one is like the arts

right like after school and like mine would be the arts like for sure like singing and stuff just so I could go around to like local public schools and sing you could do that anyway they would like if you were the first lady they would love to have the first lady come and sing we haven't had a first lady who's like a performer you know yeah like who sings maybe it'll be me ben for president frightening oh i need to touch it can i speak can i speak freely um yeah of course so as you guys know ben's been on his sourdough journey and i've been enjoying it like it's you know nice to have bread but like his loaves aren't getting better you know but he only made two did he make a third

he made another one this morning and it's like i sorry i had to get my monocle out it was so small like and they're not like rising properly so the issue he's really having is that they're sort of frisbee shaped like they're really wide and they rise a little bit but not and so when you cut them open they're a little bit like sticky um he doesn't seem like he seems happy with the results not like wanting to adjust to get it better and like yeah it's still good i can't lie like it's good tasting bread but it's not like fluffy and airy um it's sort of dense and chewy and like he's not going to do anything about it well i'm annoyed to say like i think he needs a more mature starter i told him that too because that's the rising agent that's what gives it

the ability to rise and i was going to say like if you're coming here sooner or if i'm going to see you like i would give you some but i don't know the next time i'm going to see you but olivia just came to new york and she could have brought starter oh my god totally you have to ask her the No, but Jackie, he's so proud. He won't accept it. No, no, no. That's not a point of pride that you made your own starter. You have to find out when Olivia's going to New York get, or you could even, like, swap out his starter.

Put some of Olivia's starter in his thing that's growing. Oh, you could mix? You could mix. It would be fine. But also, like, let him just accept the starter. No, he's being so proud. No, but he's making ugly loaves. His ego is honestly out of fucking control.

He's making non-pargy loaves. there's nothing to be proud of there. Jackie, they're so small. Like, you literally make one sandwich and the loaf was done. Why are they so small? I don't know. This one this morning was especially small. And I felt bad he like came in to show it to me. And I was like overstimulated. I was breastfeeding Ruby. He like came in with this big stupid cutting board. And I'm like trying to balance a million things. And he's like, look, he was so proud. I'm like, it's tiny. And he was so crushed. I'm like, wait, I'm sorry. I'll call him later to troubleshoot. And definitely the size. Like it shouldn't be so tiny. Oh, I guess when he cuts a slice, you mean?

No. The whole thing. The loaf is small. I would say the loaf is like the size of. I don't even know. Just a small loaf is what it's the size of. Okay. I'll call him to troubleshoot. We'll find out Olivia's next trip. We're going to get him some real starter. He's made a valiant effort, but your girl's got to eat. It's time. Like I'm suffering now and that's where I personally draw the line. And you've been like really supportive. So patient. Yeah. Patient supportive. Eating like non-partly loaves. I just feel. I got something. I never got. I've got a PL in the oven right now. So jealous. Yeah, I've been making them all sandwich style. It's just easier to deal with. A thousand percent. Yeah. Um, I think we've deli and I think we've dallied and I think it's time to do. Dadu. To do to do what we came here to do dadu. Oh, also I feel like there is probably a conspiracy. Like I don't, I haven't seen anyone say this, but like if I was someone who like read too much into this show, I would be saying. And there are a lot of people who do i would be saying like bruno hasn't been on the show one day this week like i would be asking questions after what he told tell everyone tell everyone the truth the truth is that he's downstairs

sleeping and he doesn't want to go to work anymore but if i were you guys like i would be really suspicious of me just saying jacky tell everyone the truth what's the truth tell them about bruno that he's a precious sweet angel who's a watermelon king jackie tell them the truth they figured it out they're on to you no one's figured out anything i'm just saying like if i'm just saying like if i I were you guys, those are the questions I would be asking. And you'd be wasting your time, but I'm just saying. Don't you think that's weird? He's literally here every day.

And then I tell this really crazy story about him and he doesn't show up again. Maybe he's like done being exploited for your paycheck. Or is he okay? You know? No, that's what I'm, tell them. You want to tell them anything? Yeah. No.

Okay, I will. I will. You just got to rip the band need off. The thing is, it's like, I don't, I'm kind of in the state of limbo. Yeah, no, I know. So you guys know, like, once, you know, we had the baby, it was actually a really big struggle with Romeo. My in-laws had been incredible.

He stayed with them for, like, two weeks. And then we spent the summer with him, and he was just so poorly behaved. And he's like, so loud, waking up Ruby shitting and pissing, like really not good. So, like, two weeks ago, we sent him back to my in-laws. And I'm really trying to get them to take him forever and like they know that I'm like being sneaky because we went over there for brunch

like actually the last two weekends in a row they're like you want to take romeo home i was like something so much fun here no and they love him and the second i feel like i'm being like an imposition i'll obviously take him back um but i do feel like we're going to get to a place where like romeo like we have joint custody like romeo lives with both me and pen's parents operation rehomeo yeah yeah or at least like stall until romeo's at an age where he's not annoying like when he came when he got home from the hamptons like the first week he woke ruby up from like two naps and i said get you're out of here you are out of here um and they were more than happy to take him so that's my truth yes Romeo has been living abroad

for Romeo's living abroad for you know I think it's so normal and obviously wherever if he go if he does re-home I'm just Jackie I'm such a cliche like I'm one of those influencers who got a dog yeah but it's like not like that I think a lot of people and you always send me funny TikToks like of people who have babies and it's just like things get different things get weird it it is actually like a clinical diagnosis for i forget what it was called but it's like PTSD sort of like postpartum pet syndrome it's it's real um and that's not really so much what i'm experienced when i'm experiencing is that he's inconveniencing me and i'm it's a struggle for me to prioritize and take care of him because ruby obviously comes first and that's not fair

and ben's parents oh my god they treat you should have seen how they treated theo like a king Theo is still the background on their phones They're obsessed with Theo So like I can't give Ruby Oh my god I can't give Romeo that right now right And so that wouldn't be fair That'd be selfish of me just because like what

I want him to stay with me to him Like not living his best life So yeah that's my fucking truth Okay Jackie pulled it out of me I thought this was about you Tell them about Bruno What do I have to say Do I have anything to say

Or you want me to make something up? Tell him the truth What's the truth You guys Bruno died Yes I'm kidding I'm kidding, there's nothing.

He's a pee job. He is a Vajum. Watermelon gate. Sorry, he was a Pee job. Watermelon Gate, like, is in the past, but no, he hasn't shown up to work since. And I definitely think it's suspicious. If I were you guys, those are the questions I'd be asking. That's all I'm saying.

That's all she said. Can't confirm her to die. But Bruno has not been seen is all I'll say. He's dead. Why? Oh, because he's dead. okay today's episode can't come to the phone right now because he ate too much Hershey's dark chocolate zero sugar with xalitol whatever it's called

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swirly happy eggs. Sleigh. Sleigh. Our first story, oh, I feel like I had something to say. Oh my God, the baby kicks so much when I'm doing the toast and last night the baby was kicking. The baby was kicking. I was like, exactly. come feel and then he puts his hand on and nothing i need him to come sit here for the show with

his hand on my belly so that baby will simmer down can i ask you a question like does that like care i remember like i was like betty's kicking he was like cool i was excuse me he does but you know every time the husband comes over to put the belly their hand on they stop it's the craziest thing it's the craziest thing um and i just feel like obligated to let him know like so that he knows but that's not even like one percent of what's going on and here like who could never like really grasp but anyways i need him to sit here with his hand on my belly so i can have some calm while i do the show actually i saw a ticot that said if you ever really want to explain what it feels like to have like a kick um to a man have them put their hand on their cheek

and you put your tongue and you like poke your hand like that's kind of what it's like right yeah but without all the discomfort and like limbs and a dirty hand on your face yeah that's weird i don't touch my face like that yeah um okay first story summary turn pretty major news finale of the show but it's not over lola and christopher briny will return his belly and conrad in a movie of the summer i'm not in the movie he's not in the headline i'll tell you that much okay he's definitely in the movie but uh they're rounding out the series with a movie so what happened in the series that will lend itself to a movie on prime so it's not going to be in theaters oh okay um So, like, I don't know.

They really tied it up with a bow. Oh, it was really lovely. Yeah, I really liked the finale. Basically, like, Conrad gets on a plane and goes to see Belly in Paris because she, like, you know, cut her hair and moved to Paris because she blew up her whole life. And so the episode is going between them in Paris and then what's going on back home, like Jeremiah is becoming a TikTok chef. It's so fucking stupid.

But the scenes in Paris are amazing. Like, it's like we're watching two different shows. Every time they cut back to Cousin's Beach and Jeremiah is doing his stupid shit. chef i want to die i'm like go back we get the ending that we needed spoiler alert it's the same ending as the book obviously she chooses conrad there's no paris like in the i don't think and there's a wedding in the book um of conrad and belly and so i think that's probably what the movie's about and i understand why there's a movie because like if you're a conrad and belly stand like you didn't get enough 10 minutes yeah we got 10 minutes so i get it but my god they were really beating a dead

horse with these 11 episodes anyways. So now a movie, it's genuinely a lot. Even though I'm enjoying it, it's a lot. Like, I can acknowledge it's a lot. But it does sound like the movie will be really enjoyable because it's like everything that you wanted this whole time. Well, it better be. Like, maybe it's like the road to the wedding or I don't know what the plot could possibly

be. And there's a lot of good stuff there. Like Stephen and Taylor end up together. And guys, Jackie's not going to know what this means. We're like, what was the point of Denise? She was like, this character they introduced in this third season that like worked with Stephen and she like very briefly had a fling with Stephen but then Stephen realized like Taylor was the girl for him and then in the very end of the episode she like starts fucking

around with Jeremiah like who is this girl it was so random and so stupid like she was completely not necessary if they want like random extra characters why not bring back Shayla Shayla but about Shayla Shayla she'll sayla she'll should be in the movie yeah maybe Conrad leaves belly for Shayla or Stephen leaves Taylor for Shayla. No, Stephen and Taylor are really cute. The music in the last episode was so good. I always feel like so young and hip when I watch the show.

I'm like, shazaming and adding these songs to my Spotify. Because I like know them, but I'm like, oh, that's that song, right? It was really good, except for Belly's Bob. So she, at the end of, I told you last week, at the end of the 10th episode, she like goes to a hair cutter. She's like living in Paris. She's like turning her life around. She wears red lipstick.

And then she's like, at the hair salon and the stylist is like, are you sure? She's like, I'm sure. And then we don't find out. till the next episode, what she ends up doing with her hair. She gets a bob. You actually know, like, I'm not against bobs. I'm against pixie cuts, but I'm not against Bob's. I don't know what this fuck-ass Bob was.

I think maybe in real life she didn't want to cut her hair. So you know how hairstylist can actually like tuck long hair and like give you a... Yeah. It was like the poofiest, craziest Bob. She was like Olivia when our dad took her to get her haircut at the barber shop. Yeah. Yeah. When Olivia was like 10 years old, my dad was in charge of getting Olivia haircut.

so we just took her to the barber at like his club. And she literally got a triangular. We have to find pictures of Olivia from that era. She got, you can't even call it a Bob. She looked like one of the Egyptian pyramids. Yeah. We called it a triangle.

It was such a crazy time in our family. It really was. Oh my God, I'm crying. It was not as bad as Olivia's triangle, but it was just the craziest, poofiest Bob that just did not suit her at all. And so she's living in Paris and they're trying to make a distinction

that like a year has gone by and she's very sophisticated now. She's like wearing espadrilles and she's wearing these sort of like Bermuda shorts. I get the shift. She's wearing like a lip stain. And the Bob was supposed to signify like elevation. She looked so fucking crazy.

Like running around Paris with her bob. And then there's like a sex scene. And they're playing dressed by Taylor Swift. and she's like supposed to be all sexy and she looks good you know she looks good except for Bob that Bob I'm like what is this clown doing in a sex scene

like it was the craziest Bob I was so distracted other than that for like a Conrad and Belly stand which I am I really feel like they did their story justice it was a really really like super cute episode for them when they kept going back and forth to the beach I like seriously was not into it but they ended you know they

got back together she ran to the train station like it was perfect and then they ended it like they came home from wherever they were and you know they went to cousins and they went to the house that started it all and the episode just ends like zoomed down on them at like their favorite place super cute but i'm sure i'll watch the movie she has been engaged to both brothers and has been both brothers she's not engaged to conrad but like she's gonna marry him so she will have been engaged to his brother and it's not like you know sometimes that happens when like one goes off to war and he's missing an action. So then you're with the other brother to feel close.

It's okay when the other brother's dead. Yeah, but then the other brother comes back. Like, you know, but just like girl couldn't make up her mind, she got engaged to two brothers. Yeah. That's really crazy. I'm sorry, as an outsider looking in, that's really crazy.

And she was also being incredibly stupid last night too because, like, he comes to find her. And at this point, like, she knows he's in love with her. It's not a secret. And he's, like, clearly there to win her back. It's her birthday. He came to surprise her. And she's, like, pretending like she's not in Tim.

And then she has sex with him. She's just like, obviously, like, it's Conrad. So whatever. You think that, like, this is their big reunion. The second they're done having sex, she gets up and he's like, where are you going? Like, we're going to be together forever. Where are you going? She's like, I'm going to pee.

I don't want to get a UTI. Sexy. Yeah. So then you see her on the toilet. By the way, I just want to say I really respect that because I feel like it's teaching a young generation of women. It's true. You have to pee every single time.

and like when you see these like romanticized versions of relationships and no one's getting up to pee like that's not good for vaginal health that's true but you see her on the toilet like wiping her vagina and she's like clearly like thinking you know and then she goes back out and she like literally kicks him out of bed and tells them to go get on the train to Brussels like it's not it and it was like wait so why did you just have sex with them they showed her wiping yes I thought that was crazy it's giving girls okay can I ask you a question like an honest question sure And women in the comments, please feel free to chime in. As a woman, when you pee, how do you wipe?

Front to back. Claudia, you have to. Of course. You have to. Of course. I'm fully aligned. How are you doing that? Hand around the back.

Around the back. Yeah. Okay. So belly, like, wiped in the front. Okay. And she did wipe. It looked like. front to back, but front.

Do you know what I mean? Hmm. I'm trying to visualize. Like, she just, it's like shove a hand. Yeah, it's like, that's really weird. Okay, because when I watched it, I was like, am I wiping wrong? No, I don't think so. I think every wipe should be like the same sort of motion as when you, like, poo.

Yes, I agree. Okay. I think we're right for that. Do you think we are? Yeah. okay and if anybody tells me anything else like as if we're like it won't change my mind like I feel really good about the way that I wipe but whenever people wipe in like movies and TV like they go in the front it is true so it's misleading for like women's health it's true so they didn't go all the way

on like women on women's health education in this episode but they it was a good to start with the uti she was just being really dumb I can't believe they should what kind of show is this Jackie was so crazy that they showed her sitting on the john wipe it that's so girls like that is like really it's very lean a tonem coding it really is it used to be like pargy yeah and i feel like tv and movies like as time evolves gets like more graphic you know more sexual we see a lot of things that you never would have seen on tv 10 years ago and wiping is one of those things like we see in a tv show now and we don't even think it's so weird but it really is and it's just it doesn't drive the plot you know correct like plot remains

unchanged whether you wipe and whether you wipe front to back or back to fraud even though it's all we could talk about correct maybe they put it in for like rage bait to spark conversations it well it worked i'm in shock i didn't know that's why the kids were watching like some girl's toilet wiping in paris improperly yeah maybe that's how the french do it maybe that's how they wipe you like it was actually though i'm clowning a lot i enjoyed every minute of it i can't lie except when conrad and belly like got together, obsessed. Like, I'm such a team Conrad. It's, it is the younger Gen Z version of Team Edward and Team Bella. Like, are you Team Conrad or Jeremiah? Although I have yet to encounter an individual who is Team Jeremiah. Like, I actually knew people who were Team Jacob. I

thought they were crazy, but I knew them. I knew they existed. I don't know that people like that exist for Jeremiah now. Yeah. Yeah. I can also say I don't know people who are team Gemma and Maya in my life. It's really, was an amazing show. They're beating it like a little too much, but I'm still having fun. Yeah, no, a movie sounds like a good idea. That's fun.

As long as they didn't, like, leave it on a cliffhanger and make it really annoying, which they didn't. No, no, we got what we wanted. We got a sex scene, and we got Conrad and Jeremiah together. You got whom together? Oh, sorry, Conrad and, uh, Conrad and Jeremiah. A little brotherly love. Yeah, the city of brotherly love.

Cousins. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Curious news, because Adele is allegedly in talks to play the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show. So allegedly, Adele has been approached about playing the halftime show this year, Insiders Tell Page 6, but she has not yet been booked to play the gig. Rumors have been swirling that she could take the feel for the big game in Santa Clara, California next February, and they hear that she's been in talks.

But there's also buzz about the halftime candidates, including, of course, Taylor's as well as Miley Cyrus. I've been seeing a lot of Miley news. This is the first time hearing Adele. I have a lot of different theories as to what this could mean. But what do you think? I have so many thoughts. Three words when it comes to Adele, not the vibe.

Also, almost every year there are rumors about certain people and it's almost never who it's rumored to be. It's actually a pretty well-kept secret who it ends up being. Miley was rumored last year. It was basically confirmed. And then it was Usher. Like, was that the last year? No.

Who was last year? I don't remember. Oh. Oh. The little one. Oh, Kendrick Lamar. Right, right, right. The little one.

It's almost never who it's rumored to be. So like this comes, bam. Like, I don't understand. He ain't down with that. It's almost never who it's like rumored to be. So these conversations always end up being fruitless. But it's super fun to theorize. I think Miley, she's.

would be amazing. She's almost always in the rumored category. She's never done it. She has so many big, all-American hits. Party in the USA. I mean, we can't stop. Flowers.

Miley Cyrus Under Dead Pets. Flowers. Miley Cyrus Center Dead Pets, we need to start remembering is a Pee Pee Poo Poo Poo Poo Pee Poo Poo Pee Poo Pee Pooke Poo album is. It's true. Though people in the comments are going to be like, no, there's some really amazing songs.

Maybe there are, but it's a Pee Pee Pee Poo Poooooo Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Poo. Flowers, the biggest song in the country last year. Yes. Like, so many. Adele? And maybe, you know, I could see myself in a year from now.

She did it. It was the best most amazing thing ever. I really don't see it. No, I think Adele would be sickening. Like, it would be different for sure. And, like, we would definitely, like, all be sat and about to take in, like, some cinema. And it would be really powerful and not, like, the beep,

bo, pop, boom, bam. Right, like, fun. But plenty of people over the last few years have, like, come in and done something a little bit different than the typical. So I'm open to it. I just feel like, let's get back to Taylor. Like what, what about Taylor? What happened?

Like, it's Taylor's year. It's Travis's last year in the NFL. She said 47. She said sourdough. She said sourdough Sam. Like, it's the codes are there. So are they just doing this to like throw us off because they don't want it to be so obvious?

I don't know. The shiny bug collection. Like, it's her Super Bowl. Yeah. I thought it was like pretty much. Oh, but confirmed. And also not to be like xenophobic, but like, don't you think it should be an American? I think it could be an American.

It's not like we only have one. It's every year. So like sometimes it's this person. I don't you feel like everyone who's done it has been American? No. Am I wrong? I don't feel that way. I guess Shakira.

But I don't know. It's different when you're Latin. Like half of America's Latin. And like Rihanna's not from America. Oh, that's true. But she's an American icon. I don't know. Adele is just so un-American to me.

Yeah, but she's so British. She's lived here for a while. It's so true. She's a resident. Yeah. She's one of us. Maybe it's just because her accent is so, like, prevalent. But like if Harry Styles were booked for the Super Bowl, that would be fine by me and he's

not American. If the Beatles ever had played the Super Bowl. If Harry Styles were booked for the Super Bowl, I'd be excited. I'd say it's great, but I would mention that it's weird that he's British. Maybe I just feel weird about British people because they're so not football. You know, they don't know a sport. Football means something else. But she's with Rich Paul.

So, like, she has sports connections. She's sporting. You're right. You're right. I would actually think it would be unbelievable. Like, what a treat. 13 minutes of Adele, prime time, like, on my screen. Like, she would, like, start, this is the end.

Oh, I like that. Oh, my gosh, love. Yes, not the typical vibe, but would still be spectacular. And if it's not going to be Taylor, I love this. I love Miley. My worst fear is that it's not either. any of them. It's never who we think it is.

And then it's going to be someone that I'm like not super jazzed about. Here is who I would allow it to be. And let's be clear. Like I think that Super Bowl is for the girls. And we haven't had a pop girly in a couple years. Not since Rihanna. Taylor. Miley.

Pink. Even though I know she said you would never do it. Kelly. Carrie Underwood. I would take any of those five. Those would be amazing to me. None of them have done it. I would love it.

It's time. We need one for the girls. We've been patient the last couple years. It's true. It's true. We need one for the girls. Like, come on. And it sounds like with these names,

like that's the vibe, but I just really fear that they're going to make a turn. With so much of the new, like of new fans of football being like Taylor Swift fans and it's really become like a blended thing for like, you know, wives and husbands, daughters and fathers, like give us a girl.

Like, come on. It'll be fun. Yeah. No, it's time. Women's rights. Let's go. Women's motherfucking rights. And more importantly, women's wrongs.

It will be misogynist to not. And you wouldn't want to be a misogynist, would you? You wouldn't. That's a threat. And Jay-Z, let's not forget, is like at the helm of choosing it now. And I know him and Adele and Beyonce are like besties. So there's a good relish there. Yeah.

Last two have been men. What about the women? Yeah. Just saying. Let's play the female car. Are you ready for our next story? Some beauty news. Oh, is it about a?

No. Oh. Kim Kardashian shudders her beauty line, skin by Kim. So quietly, Kekin, Kim Kardashian's like beauty and skincare line, has been shuttered. The brand's website now features a message to customers saying with deep gratitude, we share that skin by Kim will be winding down operations. While this chapter is coming to a close, the commitment to innovation, self-care, and skin confidence that skin and body will live on in new.

new and exciting ways. Cliffanger. Yeah. So not surprising, right? They did that first launch and then never again. And it wasn't super promoted beyond the launch by Kim and her crew. So I imagine it wasn't her most successful venture. And I think because Skims is so successful, anything that's not is really not worth her time

because Skims is just like a beast. But this does enter the graveyard of Kim Kardashian businesses. she has quite a lot, you know, she's got KKW Beauty, like, where is it? Yeah. Relaunched, Cody, this, that, that, I don't know what ended up happening. Skikin, KKW, fragrances, Kmoji, like, there are a lot. I guess you can't build something like Skims without, you know, kissing a few frogs.

Yeah. You have to, like, fail up. Yeah. But I also think that sometimes they fold into each other. Like, she could start, like, Skim's Beauty and have, like, a tab on the Skim's website or in skin stores with like a couple of the best things from KKWB. Like, so I think that this is more of a folding thing. I don't think these products are going to be available again because I don't know like

how popular they were to begin with. But when it comes to like other things that she's done, like fragrance, I think that that just folds in. And I think that's a good idea. You don't need a million little brands like when you have the one behemoth. The mothership. Yeah. And what's so interesting is like Kim in the beauty space, fragrance, skin care and makeup, like

didn't really pop off in the way that I think that we all thought it would like the way Kylie's did but her in the shapeware space is like I don't know what's the Kim's worth like $4 billion the last time I heard it's huge I just wouldn't have expected that for her I would have expected her makeup because she really invented

like the whole glam culture, contour queen she didn't invent it but she mainstreamed it popularized it and so I was surprised that KKW Beauty didn't do as well as I thought it would have Well, I feel like when it was in its heyday, like, and she was putting all the effort into it, but also, like, competing with Kylie. I feel like it was really strong, but then, like, Skims just is so much more successful.

Like, it takes less to promote it. And she's able to, like, pay other, like, people and marketed with other influencers and it, like, runs itself. So, again, like, why would you invest so much time in a brand that just, like, does less and requires more work for you? I feel like we haven't heard, like, a Kim's, a Skim's campaign in a while. She needs to have the Nader girls. Yeah, that's a good one. Like, they're the girls of the moment. Yeah, and they're Hulu family.

That's so obvious. Do you think that this is going to be like such a maybe dumb question? Do you think they feel competitive at all? Like, maybe Kim wouldn't do a skim's campaign with them because they're sort of positioning themselves as like the next big reality family sister show on the same network, Hulu? I would be shocked if that's how they think. Like that to be like. That anyone can compete.

That anyone can compete. They're so beyond like the family. Emily show now I wouldn't be surprised if eventually they stopped doing a show and they would be glad to pass the baton and they have their businesses and they've like they've achieved what they set out to achieve and it's not you know more shows or more episodes so just a thought um that would be really surprising but I I do hear what you're saying but Brooks and Chloe are like friends they were in the um the Hulu in the show up front like chit chat in yeah yeah I don't think they're like that me neither I think they're very secure

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You're C.O. I am. Our fourth story, Nina Dobrev, is soaking up the sun on a yacht vacation with Zach, Efron, Chase Crawford, and pals after her split with Sean White. So Nina Dobre is turning up the heat while vacationing on a yacht with Zach Efron, Chase Crawford, and her other A-list friends, including the tellers, following her split from Sean White. She was spotted lounging in the sun, cocktail in hand, and hang in with the group. And sort of answering a question posed on this podcast mere days ago is who gets Kelly Teller and Miles Teller in the divorce? Will it be Sean or will it be Nina? And the answer is Nina, clearly.

Because I think Nina was friend of first. Yeah, I think so too. And a lot of people are like, oh, my God, she's with Zach Efron. No, you don't understand. Like, Kelly Teller collects these hard throbs. She's always hanging out with Chase Crawford. Now Zach Afron is a part of it. I don't think he's there, like, as Nina's date.

I think he's just there because, like, the tellers, you know, hang out with lots of cool guys. I don't think he's there as Nina's date. but like why not them? Zach and Friends weird. Do you feel like, with the exception of Vanessa, don't forget the Anne, relationship-wise,

I feel like he doesn't, like no one else comes to mind. You've had a couple of like... Flangs? No, just like girlfriends that were just, I don't know, like more, I guess random. Like not normies completely,

but just like more like, artsy creative types i don't think he like goes for like the big actresses no he doesn't accept when he was in love of zendaya but he doesn't have like i feel maybe he keeps it all private but i feel like he's not a relationship guy i think he keeps it all private okay that's fair he's entitled to that i guess but like i don't know why if they're both on a bow like both looking good like why they're not looking at each other like hey you know mr right now right right which i think he does love to be so i i yeah i don't see why not why not why not them take a crazy chance yeah do a crazy dance i ship i love zach effron i love zach effron like i just love him so much

why do you love him because great like like what about him endears you to him the most just like everything that he ever did like he was such a big part he was like the heartthrob of our childhood he's really lived up to it in adulthood though he's like taking some weird twist and turns he's like really, never completely lost his mind. Yeah, yeah. I just, like, want what's best for him. I'm always rooting for him. Yeah, and, like, when I think about why I love Zach Ephron so much,

I think a lot of it for you probably has to do with The Greatest Showman. It actually doesn't. For me, it really has to do with hair spray. Like, yeah, like. Yeah, no, it's major. And I'm, like, and. Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes for. Batty-bop, ba-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.

They're crazy, much I can't scratch through that. I feel the same way about James Marston. Honestly, I feel the same way about... Even though you wrote the letter? Even though, yeah, even though he wrote the letter. Everyone who participated in hairspray, for me, like, is the, like, amazing because of it. Goated.

I would always be a fan of them. Goaded. Nagy Blonsky. Of course, goes without saying. James Marsden, Queen Latifah, Amanda Binds. No, I'm so with you. I, yeah. I think he's fab.

Plus high school musical one, two, and three. Each one being like its own entity. Of course. Each one being its own entity. Troy Bolton. I want the rest of my life to feel just like a high school musical. Like Troy Bolton has never lost his luster. It's actually so true.

Like he was a teenage heart throb, you know, a young adult heart throb, a mid-20s heartthrob. Now we're all like a millennial heart throb. He's really it. He really is. I even love, like, his random movies, like that awkward moment, like such a good movie. Neighbors. Such a good movie. Yeah.

Was he a Project X? No. No. No, that was Miles Taylor. Right, right, right. Yeah. I haven't really kept up with his whole, like, Netflix show. And Zach were in that awkward moment together.

Maybe they're friends from there. I haven't kept up with his, like, work. His Man vs. Wild. Yeah, with his brother Dylan. but you know have fun no like I'm just always rooting for you in the corner agreed so anyways like I would love to see that I mean I wouldn't even I don't expect to see anything from them I don't think they're going to be like boyfriend and girlfriend but like I hope maybe they could provide each other some comfort and the streets and by the streets

I mean TikTok like they're pretty much saying Sean cheated on Nina allegedly it's like all but confirmed and they know who it's with too an influencer yeah like a girl it was like on an influencer trip that's what i heard i guess i had i don't know i never got a name honestly i'm not gonna say it i don't remember the name but i'm not gonna say it because like what's wrong do i know who she is no and like what if i'm wrong because i just saw it on fucking ticot and i'm over here on my huge podcast saying some girl broke up a family absolutely i'm not doing it are you ready for our fifth her name was out no i'm kidding are you ready for our fifth and vinyl story yeah s&L announces hosted musical guests for their first batch of season 51 episode

with one star pulling double duty and it is none under then Sabrina Carpenter will be hosting and performing for the October, which show is it? It's just important because of Taylor. October 18th episode, she will be doing both. SNL loves her and she loves SNL and I think it's actually great for SNL because she's so Gen Z and I don't really think any young people watch. SNL, but they do tune in when she does her little domingo skits. And so I think it's great synergetically.

Yeah, it's great. She's perfect. She reminds me of Ari in that sense where like she's perfect for it. She's so humorous. She's saying she actually could do it all. Personality. It's the Disney. Like when you're a child star, you're triple threat. Even when she was like really making the round, she crushed it on SNL so many times. So this will be great like for her album. But also we do know, I think people were surprised to see that Taylor will not be doing SNL in October,

even though her album's coming out and she would be in promo mode. However, this does leave open the opportunity that she would perform with Breiner, their collab from The Life of a Showgirl. I don't think so. And I don't think Sabrina would, like, that's a huge moment for Sabrina. And while it's great that she has a song with Taylor, like, she has her own entity. I don't think that Taylor will come. I think that, and I'm glad to see it, Taylor has been the biggest artists in the world for like the last couple of years. And sometimes she doesn't act like it, right? She still does like the same circuit that like all the other smaller artists do. Like, you know, she goes on some of the late shows and she does. And she does.

does the radio stuff and it's like she plays the I Heart Media Awards and it's like why you the Beyonce doesn't do that the Beatles wouldn't and maybe she's finally just like acting as famous as she is like you don't need to go on SNL every time you have new music that's what other people do not the biggest star in the world just what I think I think she'll go on if it's not with Breiner then it'll be in November when she has like when people are more familiar with the album I would love to see her not like I just think like she's so famous and I feel like Sometimes she forgets how famous she is. Yeah.

She just does like the music industry circuit because she thinks she has to. And like maybe there was a time where she did. But you don't have to do that anymore. Like stay home. It's fine. Yeah. Even though I would love to see you on SNL. October 4th will be Bad Bunny and Doja Cat as a musical guest.

He's been on before, but this will be her first time. And it's like weird when somebody like hosts and they're a singer and they don't sing. Yeah, it is weird. And then October 11th will be Amy Polar with musical guest role model. Okay, and do you think, obviously, role model is going to sing his song, Sally? And this thing he does that's actually gone really viral, it's been really smart, is every time he sings Sally on tour, he brings out somebody to be the Sally. And he's pulled enormous celebrities. He had Natalie Portman, Kate Hudson, tons of different influencers, Olivia Rodriguez.

So do you think he'll bring out Amy Poehler as his Sally? That would be funny. Maybe. He'll bring out someone. I don't know if it'll be her. Won't she be, like, changing for her next thing? she might be busy and she also might be introducing him you know like they put you in front they're like yeah yeah um so who the sally will be i'm excited for like an amazing time to be named sally you think

so yeah why i don't know i just feel like the name sally's like coming up a lot i don't know i only have one sally in my life Alex girl's friend yeah she's the sally for me a thousand percent. See, like I said, everything's coming up, Sally. Just the one. And Sally the song. Yeah. I just feel like Sally's also like such a cutesy name. Like I never met a girl names. Actually, I've never met a girl named Sally. But if I did, I just feel like she'd be really cute with like a ponytail that like bops around when she walks. For sure. For damn sure. Let's wrap up today's episode with a little segment we like to call Queenie and Weenie of the week. It is a weekly segment every Friday. It's pretty much the last thing we leave you with

before the weekend. And it's our way of taking a look back, you know, at a glance, if you will, at the week and giving out two awards. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're exactly as they sound. It's not that serious. If you find yourself Weenie of the week one time, don't worry. You could be Queenie the next week. It's yet to happen, but it's possible. Jackie, let's start off. Who is your Queenie of the Week? There's really only one Queenie of the Week. And let's say it together. Three, two, one, Brooks Nader. Harry. Oh. Because of the titles. Yeah. Okay. Well, so then there's two queenies, but I think they both are. Brooks crossed my mind, by the way. Brooks and the Nader sisters are the queenies of the week. We watch their show this week. They have been everywhere. They're in their queenie moment. We are so glad to be introduced to them and really we've been loving everything that they're putting out. So we love thy Nader, Brooks, and you are my queenie. You were my honorary queenie, but I've had so much fun this week. And to be honest, different members of your family were all.

in the running because your husband also deserves a mention when it comes to Queen of the Week. I had so much fun taking a trip down memory lane with, oh, me, oh, my love like this comes once in a laugh time. And he really crushed you with that. And I feel like at the time, maybe he didn't even get enough credit for how sweet and thoughtful it was. We were like, you know, oh, this is fun, but where's my purse, you know? But like now in hindsight, it was seriously so cute.

It aged so well. I listened to it on repeat the other day. So honorable mention to Zach, but no, Harry is my Queenie of the Week. I love your cake, Spritz, has spawned such a joyful, funny inside joke here at the toast. I almost kind of want to give you Queenie of the Week because I sort of heard him saying, I'm like, oh, that's cute and funny, and I moved on with my life. You, like, made it a thing, so now it's like a part of our vernacular. So really, everyone in your family, with the exception of Charlie, is my Queenie of the week.

Sorry, Charlie. Yeah, mine is Charlie. Stop, he was such a Queenie this week. Totally, I'm kidding. He was such a queenie. So I guess, yeah, in a sense, it's the wine-reb family. I love that. And for me, it's the Nader family.

The family Nader. Weenie of the week. I feel like all week everybody was talking about the summary term pretty, and I was like finally able to participate in it last night. And so my weenie of the week is the person responsible for the bob, whether it's the person who cut it, the person who tucked it, or even like the director whose idea it was. I don't know who I want to blame, but I want to blame someone,

and I'm making them the weenie of the week. Okay, that's really beautiful. And I do think, like, for all the money and time and energy that Hollywood spends on, like, their productions, they even filmed fake scenes with Jeremiah in Paris to throw off fans. Like, they skimp on nothing. And you can't get a wig that looks good. That will never not make sense.

Malin Ackerman-Cristin-Twillard and Twilight. Like, what's with the wig department? Meanwhile, you don't even know, like, all of your favorite celebrities. in their own lives. Like, they're all wearing wigs. Right. So connections wear wigs all the time.

You would never know. What's going on? It can be done. It's so weird. It's so weird. Who's your weenie? My weenie, I feel like my week has also very much been captured by Dancing with the Stars.

So I have two Dancing with the Stars related weenies. One is, of course, Glef Sanchenko. Love, love. There's never been a bigger weenie. And also the Dancing with the Stars voting system. What the fuck is that? I know. and we know like we acknowledge like we're new here it's been around first entries but we're just now discovering how stupid it is you get to give your own scores you could give a seven votes out of ten I'm not the judge I just want to vote for my faiths and my third we need whoever put Whitney in that skirt and I know everyone is like the tango it's the tango it's the tango it was the perfect outfit for the tango I'm not supposed to see the legs I like how suddenly everyone's like an expert in ballroom dance

And so now I want to make sure anytime someone does a tango on dancing with stars that I can't see their legs. That's what you're saying? Yep. Cool. Cool. Coop, cool. That is our show, you guys.

Thank you so much for listening to The Toast. I hope you all enjoyed this week's episodes as much as I did. I like your episodes week. Oh, what a joy. Do you think we'll bring it in... I can't wait to see what today's title is. I hope we bring it into next week. I'm so down for it.

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