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Episode Date: September 15, 2025

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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson Clodding, we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. I hope everybody's having a part-jolicious definition. make the boys go loco kind of morning already.

I've been making the boys go loco all morning long. I think you've been making yourself go loco. Jackie, you're not saying it with the right intonation. Well, I'm not a toastado, so like that would be cultural appropriation. That's the understatement of a century. You are not a toastata. Actually, I can't believe we never shared this over the summer. I discovered the craziest thing about my sister, Jackie.

Obviously, like, we actually speak Spanish quite well. We grew up speaking it. Obviously, took it in school and stuff. and I overheard over the summer Jackie speaking Spanish and let me tell you like question mark she does not speak Spanish she says Spanish words in the most American accent

you can think of so you would say you know Buenas Tardis Jackie no Jackie says Buenest Tardis yeah I pronounce every letter someone was asked me something I was like yo no requerto that was what And I said requirto

she's so you speak more American than you do when you speak English I know I'm just like trying to pronounce everything even though that's the opposite yeah of how you're supposed to speak Spanish and the thing is like I actually have a lot of words like I was pulling out you know palabras left and right mochillas mochillas don't forget the mochillas she yeah she like she was very smart in school so she like learned a lot but the acts and for me it's the opposite I actually don't know a lot of Spanish words but I have the flare you have the flare like I was born to speak the language you know like you were born to speak espagnol yeah how do you say language in spanish uh linguista that sounds right it does sound right but i feel like it's not

say language in spanish i don't know i just use pelagos oh no it's it's idioma oh that's classic idioma. Or as Jackie would say idioma. Idioma. Yeah. No fun fact about me. I am who I am, you know. And she's gonna pronounce all the letters, even the ones that are intended to be silent. Right. And I just, I don't know, people talk about this all the time. Like, sometimes it's offensive when people like put on an accent. We've all seen that sketch. Right, right. Tapas and gazpacho. It's not offensive. It's so annoying. It's annoying,

but it's also like, who are you? Like, stop. Yeah, sorry, I respect the language. but I don't know it just feels like a costume I'm just being me speaking another language I hope you can understand I literally I am being me tam bien you know well you are a tosada correct oh sorry see si se puide oh see se puce I'm glad you brought that up because you know what I can do see se pueta oh I thought you were gonna kick your leg or something no actually and I never feel more like in touch with my like Hispanic accent than when I say say si se puerto ate with that she did she left no crumbs settle so how was your weekend we actually haven't chatted that much this weekend i pretty much called you late last night we actually had such a funny experience because i called claudia oh my god this was seriously funny you ever experience a conversation like outside of your body i would call claudia and as i was calling her i was like sitting up ramrod straight and it was giving like i have an announcement and i was literally thinking like and wait and you like called it didn't say anything you just like looked at me and i was

like oh wait am i supposed to be and i literally went like this oh you're pregnant oh wait like yeah you're literally not much pregnant i literally thought you were calling to tell me like that's how you would call me to tell me you were pregnant Claudia when i called you when i saw myself in the camera i'm like i look like i'm about to tell her i'm pregnant and then i thought to myself it would be funny if i called her and said i'm pregnant because i'm pregnant i literally went oh she literally did but it was like it was just crazy that we both had the same thought you were being weird i guess i was it was just because i was sitting funny and you didn't say anything you looked at me with like this little smirk and i was like oh wait what you're pregnant and then i was like oh yeah no you are you have

been for nine months like yeah yeah so that was funny no but so we chatted last night but like not about our weekends at a glance no and the only thing i really have to share from my weekend is all the tv i watched like i was sat i watched love thineator in full i'm done Did I? Let's recap it at the end, shall we? Yep. Great. I also watched Charlie Sheen's documentary because like Ben and I were having a hard time deciding on something on Friday night. And this was before he became obsessed with Love Thy Nader.

So at first it was like a show I had to watch on my own. So we watched the Charlie Sheen documentary. It's two parts. And I'm like not. A Sheen queen? I'm not involved. Like I don't know really. I just know the Denise of it all, right?

Do you even though? No. Right. She was in the documentary, by the way. It was amazing. Like, first of all, so I remember, like, him becoming, like, viral for, like, being on crack, right? But I didn't realize how, like, the entire nation, like, was obsessed with him while he was on crack. Like, they loved the crack version so much so that he went on tour and did, like, a cracked-out show.

And people, like, hashtag winning. Yeah. Duh. Winning. And let me tell you, like, Charlie Sheen, the man, it's actually very funny. so when he like went on crack and like did his show like I'm sure it was hilarious but he was in the documentary like being himself in the way he just storytells is funny and there's so much sheen first of all I think I I knew but I had forgotten that he's brothers

with Emilio Estevez no but also who's the other sheen from twilight from twilight Michael Sheen he's Vultean he's his dad oh is he Vultory yeah his dad is Michael Sheen Michael Sheen is the Michael Sheen's in Twilight yeah he's head of Volturi No, he's not the head of Voltaire. Yeah, he is. That's his dad. He's 56. No, that Martin Sheen, sorry, Martin Sheen, Martin Sheen.

Okay. And Michael Sheen is just a Sheen from Twilight, and he's not related to Charlie, apparently. He's not, oh, that's so weird. I forgot about Michael Sheen. Sorry, Martin Sheen is from the West Wing. He's, like, the biggest actor from his time. He was in like a million movies. He had five kids, two of which became really famous, Emilio Estabez and Charlie Sheen.

Why do they have different names? Oh, my God. So Martin, no, Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez. Okay. When Emilio got famous first, he became Emilio Estevez. They kept saying Estevez, so I think I'm saying it wrong. You should say it right. I'll say Estevez.

Yeah, Charlie was saying Estevez. He said when he became famous, I think he wanted to differentiate himself a little bit from his brother, and he was like, I was so jealous of my brother when he got famous. And that really like catapulted him into like one. wanting to be a movie star. So he just changed his whole name. He said Charlie Sheen. He wanted Sheen from Martin.

And it's crazy, like Martin, Sheen and- Why was Emilio Estevez, why were they the Estevez if their dad is Sheen? I'm not sure they didn't answer that. They just had like a lot of names thrown around. Okay. Okay. I think maybe Martin, no, actually, I don't know.

So Emilio Estevez and Martin Sheen are not in the documentary, although they're like ever present in the entire story. Because like Martin Sheen is just, I didn't know much about Martin Sheen. He's this amazing dad. right? Like he's still really close with Charlie after all they've been through and was there for him like the entire time. So I forgot about

his like nepo part of his life. Like I only really knew the Denise of it all, honestly. Oh my what a crazy story. Now the only thing that like got me a little mift is like I knew he was like a druggie and like whatever he didn't hurt anybody. He was just like on drugs and never showed up to two and a half men and two and a half men was like the biggest show and when it got canceled. Everyone was upset.

They were placed Ashen Coucher like nobody liked it. I knew all of that. And I was like I feel like there's something more nefarious going on. So then at the end of the documentary, it was just like a really good documentary about his life. All the crack he did. He had his drug dealer. They had Sean Penn in it. They had Heidi Fleiss, the famous escort, and she only went to prison because Charlie ratted her out. Like there was a lot. They got everyone. It was really good. And then they're like, okay, we need everyone to leave the room, like on set. And he's like, Charlie, we're going to ask you some things like you've never publicly spoken about. He was accused of two things. One, he has

HIV and I guess like he got sued later on in life for like giving it or not for not disclosing it to partners and he was like well it's true I didn't disclose it to partners but like I wasn't running around I never gave it to anyone so like a lot of people like he said these girls would come to my house and they knew I had HIV because like they saw all my meds everywhere and so like they would like like use me as bait to and so I was like okay well that's like kind of crazy to not tell people you have HIV but you know all and all you didn't give it to anyone. that they saw your meds and knew what that meant. But he said he's like, I knew at the time, like I couldn't give it to anyone because I was asymptomatic and, you know, whatever. Like, he knew. He wasn't contagious at the time. And then I was like,

I feel like there's something more nefarious about Charlie Sheen. I can't remember what it is besides, you know, Brooke Mueller drugs, crack, doing crack. And it was that the child star, Corey Haim, let me just make sure. I know there's two child stars.

Corey Ham and Corey Thelman. Yeah, I think it's Hayme and Corey Feldman is like going on to answer with the stars. Right. Corey Hame alleged that like years, years ago on the film of, on the set of the film, Lucas, Charlie Sheen raped him. And Charlie was like, he answered it very directly. He was like, I literally didn't. He's like, and he was kind of convincing. I was like, Corey Hame still with us? Yes. And he said that like, who's the one who passed? I'm not sure. Maybe it was Corey Hame. He's like, I never did. And he was like so much so that Corey Hame's mother came out and said like it's impossible. that Charlie Sheen could have done this.

Like he was really, and I don't know, like, if you, he didn't need to make a documentary, right? Like, nobody really is like needing to hear from Charlie Sheen. So if you have these, like, crazy allegations, unless you're really innocent, like, why would you even attack it head on? Yeah. But up until that point, I was like, kind of rooting for Charlie. And then after that, I was like, oh, I didn't know that, like, that was what you were accused of. He's no longer with us, Corey Heem.

He passed away in 2010. And then the last thing they said when there was like this closed set, which I thought was really crazy because I'm like, well, up until. this point, I don't know why he would have, you know, done that. He's not gay. Like he, all the women, he was married three times. Denise was in the documentary. But then he goes on to say, like, you know, when I was on crack, and this is something I used to be really ashamed of, but like, literally, who cares? He's like, crack and the type of crack I was doing makes you hypersexual. Just makes you like very, very sexual. And like, yeah, I was having sex with men. And like,

that's something I, and I, he's like, I think that's something I used to be ashamed of. Like, I don't care anymore. So I'm like, oh, well, that's crazy to share right after you're discussing. that allegation. I don't know, the whole thing, I was inclined to believe him. But then after that, I was just like, I don't know. We're believing people, you know. Well, which people, Corey or Charlie. No, sorry, you and I are the elk of believers. Like, I find that we really, I'm easy to get hoodwades. I really take people at their word and when I probably shouldn't. I know. And the whole time he was so genuine, right? Like, he didn't have to sit down for this documentary. He was so open. And if he really had like true demons. I can't imagine him sitting down and producing his own documentary. Like,

I don't know. And you're right. I do take people at their word. And I'm very easily like swayed by people. And he does have this like movie star sort of gina ceque. I, they just saved that allegation to the very end. Up until that point, I was like, oh, what happened to Charlie Sheet is so sad. And Quirahim's no longer here. So right. He can say what he wants. And there's no way to really know. That's actually true. Just saying. It was a really good documentary. Ben enjoyed it as well like they really got and when they cut to Heidi Fleiss famous madam was it like the feeling when Adriana sat down in the correct correct and I also saw the downton abbey movie on Friday I know don't spoil anything but I'm not top of top line how was it I was really happy

that the theater was packed with exclusively geriatrics like it was such like it was hilarious it was amazing like they don't do anything bad even though the movie is not all them have been like the best. It's all just like one big episode. And I think a lot of people are like, it's called Downton Abbey the grand finale, but like it's not. You know, they're always, but they did really tied up with like a montage. Yeah. They could always squeeze another one out. You know, we got them kids now. Yeah. The kids were barely in it. I thought the premise of this film was that Mary goes to America. Okay. Or like the family goes to America. And it wasn't. It all took place like at Downton, which is great. But it did make me think we need a movie where they, because they're tied to

America? Because then the movie that they would make is literally Gilded Age, but like the good version. Yeah, because Paul Giamatti, who plays Cora's brother, he comes over from New York. So, like, the movies are really about New York in a sense. Yeah. I thought they went to America and I was like more excited about that plot. So I think I just need like the down to, maybe a Q Lab, like a movie where the guild where they stay at Carrie Coon's house. Yeah. The timing is in 100 because they're like 1930s now in Gilded Ages earlier than that. But there's definitely some crossover to be had. Yeah, they could stay at like, you know, something. Yeah.

It was really good. It was fun to go to the movies. I went to the movies this weekend and I did not see down to Nabi, unfortunately, but we did something really fun. Something new, we took the kids to a movie because Toy Story 30th anniversary, it's the 30th anniversary of Toy Story. Congrats. I love your cake, Toy Story.

And Olivia was taking her kids because she said, like she likes going to movies once and a while with her kids. She says it's so fun and I'm like, you know, so anti-screen time. So I was like really nervous. but like it was in the afternoon on Saturday. It storms here every afternoon. Like it's hurricane season. So like it's a nice indoor activity.

So I was like, okay. Like we'll try it. It's Toy Story. You know, it's one of the oldies. And it was so fabulous. It was so cute to take them to a movie. The only unfortunate part was that like I had to watch Toy Story. I know.

I'm thinking like can you leave them there with Zach and go see Downton Abbey? I wouldn't even want to. Plus the runtime was actually pretty short. Like for compared to like what we're used to now sitting in the movies for like three hours. It was like an hour 15 max. It was like the perfect amount of time before they got like stir crazy but they were really into it the whole time.

I've never like watched Toy Story with such a close eye but like Woody The Wote The Wooty the Worse Oh, jealous of Buzz. Jealous of Buzz like gaslighting other toys. Woody I feel like I remember watching me something like Woody had like a chip on his shoulder. He really did like he thought he was

the number one guy in this group and it's like bro we're toys we're in a rotation Every day is different. We can't be everything to everyone all at once. Right. And Andy's been really good to you. Just enjoy that. I didn't realize the character of Rex, I'm pretty sure, is voiced by the teacher from Clueless, Mr. Howe. What's his name?

Oh, Cyrus from Gossip Girl. Yeah, he, yeah. Claudia, he had me laughing. Jackie, no. I know he's so yucky in person, but in the 90s he voiced Rex and Toy Story, and he did a fantastic job. watching like OG movies like that that I've voiced over

it's actually like distracting because at least for me I spend the entire time I'm like oh that's the guy oh yeah oh yeah like I'm like Googling the whole time it's like just shut up and enjoy no Woody is so Tom Hanks

like great Woody is so Tom Hanks wait Buzz is the tool man yeah the tool man Tim Allen the tool man Tim Allen and Buzz just got his own movie

but I heard it was bad and it's Chris Pratt right Oh, is it? I think. And Chris Pratt's also Mario. Okay, maybe I'm thinking Mario. Who else is a voice? And what are the other characters?

Slinky, Mr. Potato Head. Who plays Mr. Potato Head? He had a lot to say. I just feel like the last time I saw a movie like that, like the new Lion King, which I enjoyed a lot. I was like, oh, that's Billy Eichner. It's like so annoying. Okay, Jim Varney plays Slinky.

I don't know who that is. Mrs. Potato Head Estelle Harris, she looks cute, I don't know her. Don Rickles plays Mr. Potato Head. Oh, classic. That feels right. What did you eat at the movies? Oh my gosh. Well, I had popcorn, like, you know.

Of course. No additional butter. Thank you so much. My husband was. I did no additional butter too. My husband was in heaven because, you know, he loves to go to the movies and to take the voice to the movies. He was like, this is the best day of my life.

Of my life. He got additional butter and it smelled. so buttery like is so yucky yeah i don't know why and i'm like fat so i wasn't doing it for like no it's not it's not even locale but it's like it's got plenty better we're good yeah it just looks like and the way they just like slosh it in i don't know i wasn't feeling it so i said no butter and i was like literally felt so skinny i was like yeah no butter i'll have though i'll have i got dibs oh i got bunch of crunch i got peanut m&ms i got raisinettes but i didn't open them because i'm thin and the flattest di-cook i'd ever had in my life

with a paper straw. It was disgusting. Like that's what you get when you go to the movies in New York City. Ugh, I didn't have a soda. I had a water

because again, like I'm very thin and I'm very healthy. We did get pretzel bites. But I need a grapeon if I'm having a pretzel bite, not some old cheese. No, I love pretzel bites

and I love them solo. Like I don't need any additional accoutrement like a good pretzel bite. I feel the same way about a good french fry. Doesn't require a sauce. Of course. It doesn't require,

but like it would have been enhanced by a grape pan. Yeah. And I didn't have that. So I can't say it was tense across the board. But then something so crazy happened last night due to our jaunt at the movies. I don't know if you realize the connection. You know what happened.

But I also bought Sour Patch Watermelon for my husband. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, I didn't realize this was from the movies. Yes. He loves a sour, you know, like a nerd's rope. And I'm a generous wife. So I got him Sour Patch Watermelon. He probably had like a handful or whatever.

And then I brought home like the big things that we didn't really eat, like my raisinets, whatever. And then yesterday my closet. It's kind of crazy to like bring home. uneaten candy. Well, my raisinets weren't open. My raisinets weren't open. No, I know. I just feel like still, I would have left them there. Like, I left like the things that I ate like bunch of crunch, pretzel bites of popcorn. But like my raisinets, I never opened. So like they stayed in my bag. I know. I just think that's crazy. The watermel's I brought like. It's kind of like snacks from an airplane. Like you don't take them off the airplane. Well, I brought the watermelon for my husband

because I was like maybe in the car. He'll want a few. Like I was just trying to be sweet. No. And it's nice because like movie snacks are so expensive. Like I applaud you for being so economical very turdy of you but even turdy like i leave them there so they're in my movie theater bag yesterday we were you know playing whatever my movie theater bag was like in my closet my closet door was shut all day and then in the afternoon we're like where's bruno where the fuck is bruno because we were like in the living room like having snacks that's usually when he like sniff us out and try and like get the boys cheese strings and Zach like went to go look on him and he was in my closet having eaten the whole bag of sour patch watermelons and when Zach found

him was he like splayed out or he was fine he was looking for he was trying to get to raisinettes which thank god he didn't get into raisinets because that's chocolate and raisins which is grapes oh true so he ate almost eight ounces double homicide he ate almost eight ounces of sour patch watermelon which is like oh my so much even for a human adult large person so oh boy i was like what do i do i called the animal poison control ASPCA hotline Shout out ASPCI, one of our sponsors. That hotline is amazing. Because I was like, do I take him to the hospital?

Like, does he have a stomach pumped again? Like, he's so, he does this like once a year. It's so crazy. He's self-sabotaging. He really does. So they were able to help me identify the fact that he didn't have anything deadly in them, but, like, could have caused like serious pancreatitis, blah, blah, blah. So they were like either induced vomiting or bring him into the hospital and they'll induce

vomiting. I was like, well, it would be nice to stay home. I'm a home body. Right. No, of course. Lazy girls were out. I'd rather you do it in the house. Oh, honey, if you're going to smoke crack,

it'd rather you do it in the house. So the way to get a dog to induce vomiting, which, by the way, if you ever have to do it, like call the hotline because they'll tell the right amount for the dog, but it was a couple teaspoons of hydrogen peroxide. And then I was like, how do I get him to eat hydrogen peroxite? I was going to say. She was like, well, you could put it with some peanut butter if he's food motivated.

I was like, food motivated is why we're here. Like, I kind of love that phrase food motivated. I would say I too am food motivated. Bruton's middle name is food motivated. Like, yeah, that's why I'm calling you because he is motivated by food. I can't leave my purse on the ground. That's so funny. So I made him a lovely tincture of hydrogen peroxide and peanut butter.

My boy got the whole thing down. And then we were in the backyard, like, playing and watching him. And like within two minutes, he threw up everything. Good. Crushed it. Bruno is back at 100. One thing about Bruno is he is going to eat something really bad for him and he's going to live through it. Like the fact that Bruno, the last.

like Hanukai spent at your house, got into like a five-pound bag of dark chocolate, literally a toxic food for dogs. What's really toxic for dogs is xylitol, which is fake sugar that they put in sugar-free candies. The watermelons were not sugar-free, but those chocolates that he ate,

they were sugar-free. They had not, they had chocolate, cacao, chylotol, and he went to the hospital for that one, but then he came back right. He was completely fine. He's like, mom, I'm hungry. Can have a snack?

heck he's literally like a dog with nine lives yeah he's one crazy motherfucker i'll say that he i'm so happy that he's not assuming that he's fine and i knew he would be like when you texted like bruno's like but i don't know i'm not reading the text like i just know he's fine yeah like jack was like came out like panicking i'm like first of all i'm not a panicker really so i'm like it's okay like it's call the hotline we'll find out we'll take him if we have to but maybe we don't have to like maybe he'll just have a bad stomach ache and like make some big shits bruno big shits, but we were able to get her done. So I want to shout out to the ASPCA Animal Boison.

For sure. Hotline. Like they were actually way more helpful than chat GPT once again. I was going to ask if you used chat. First thing I did, I said, let me ask chat. And they were like, does the candy have xylitol? I was like, no, they were like, still means it could be bad. Call your local hospital.

But like, wouldn't you chat know if Sauerpatch has xylitol? Right. And wouldn't you know, there was something, another ingredient that ASPCA they're doing research on this ingredient and they think it might be similar to grapes. So they were like, you should get it out of him. Right. But they knew more than chat on the latest research.

Well, that's because chat is stuck in 2012. Because chat is an idiot. Yeah, I'm telling you, like I'm over chat. Chad like fell on its head in the last few weeks. Chat fell off, as the kids would say.

Flop era. So even though he's not here today, I'm not like hiding anything. I don't know where he is, probably in my closet. Literally. in the pantry. Where's Bruto?

He's fine. He always is fine. I know. Even when Zach was like looking for him, I'm like, oh, he probably, the kids are probably just being loud. Totally. God, Zach found him. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's so Brutto. So for TV recap, we'll do Love Thigh Nader, like in its official recap at the end of the show. We have deleted and dallied quite a bit. Have we? Yeah. It's okay.

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Our first story, a little more TV news from the weekend. football season is back. Oh, whoa, ho. Taylor Swift stealthly attended the Chiefs game with an interest that's sparking wild fan theories. Yes, it is. I saw people saying she's pregnant. She got a radical haircut. Maybe Bleachella is back.

But I actually think it's none of those. So Taylor was missing from the game yesterday, but then videos went around of someone walking into the stadium like behind a big screen, you know, in the usual path that the Lerd walks. And, you know, it goes safe to a suit.

that with Taylor was walking behind the screen, she didn't want to be seen. And then she was... It's her usual walk, like from the door to the elevator to get up to her suite. And then she wasn't seen at the game, was she? No. I saw like a jiff on Twitter,

but it could have been an old one. People, like, are always tricking me on Twitter. And people are almost 100% sure that it's her because, like, you can see peripherally a security guard who looks like her usual guy. I think they spotted her mom. And she's usually at every home game, so... Yeah, so it's safe.

to say that she was like at the game and if someone was hiding behind a screen as they walked in like it would have been her so now the question is why people think hair change people maybe plastic surgery but I think she would just like stay homes not go yeah um and then the other theory that I had thought initially was like safety Taylor's yeah like Taylor's always if you watch her documentary like her security guards her stalkers like she has so much security and that's really like her dad's like big thing like the armed vehicles everything is armed um and I feel like with the events of last week just like being a public figure of her level um why wouldn't you take extra precautions and then i saw also like the web somebody found

a website that sells what looks to be the exact same screen and it's bulletproof got it so do you think this is going to be occurring more often for her now or it's just like something for the day just given the events of the week and she's probably just feeling maybe she was just like having anxiety you know like yeah and this is what she had to do to go that's so crazy i do think is there not a way that she could get to her suite without going through a public hallway? I don't know. Can't they clear the hallway?

Right. Yeah. Like clear the hallway. Maybe this was like a last minute thing. Maybe on her way she started having a panic attack. She can call for a clear. Last season she's a girlfriend. I'll have to walk wherever.

All the girlfriends walk. My fiancee clear the fucking hallway. I feel like if you're a public figure, like especially at her level, like the Charlie Kirk thing definitely like makes you nervous more so than usual. Like safety is always a thing for Taylor. She talks about it all the time.

And for anyone. Of course. And so I feel like everyone's just like particularly on edge. Tensions are very high in the country. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, she's right there. Like with like, I don't know what. We only see her POV, but I'm sure her POV.

There's probably like 100 people standing there. Yeah. So, yeah, do what you got to do. I don't think she's pregnant. No, I don't either. You know I'm always on watch because we literally saw. her a month like she's it wouldn't be something where she has to hide behind a screen yeah right but you're right they could just clear the hallway they could clear the hallway she could have like

stayed home if she was feeling like particularly anxious mm-hmm i don't know or it could be a hair transformation for life of a showgirl coming out maybe orange hair right oh my god imagine and pregnancy imagine redhead taylor and pregnant she's literally trying to be you she's me and shannon let us Shannon Shannon had her baby Shannon had her baby baby Baby Daisy nine pounds one ounce That's my queen right there

Queen andlish Queen and Lesh She'll tell her whole birth story But it's really crazy I mean every birth story is crazy That's what I'm saying Even if it's like Even if it actually is textbook

That's crazy that it was textbook Right how amazing How rare She's doing great I talk to her like almost every day Like five times a day Because she's breastfeeding and so like I'm trying to impart as much and it got me thinking she was asking me questions

and it's crazy like how little you know when you start like she's not asking anything I didn't ask either like you just don't know and I feel like now such an expert right I'm like I need to have another baby like like if I had a baby right now oh my god I'm fucking sly no it's very it's very enjoyable your subsequent children because you really like we can enjoy you're not stressing you feel confident yeah it's it's it's a nice feeling yeah that is nothing like the first of where you just get to be solely focused on them Everything comes with, you know what I mean? Like you'll never have a yin and a yang.

Yeah, have that where it's like you don't have to run out of the house, run out of bed, get dressed. Like it's just you and foo. And you're sad. The Chiefs lost. So the game that Taylor went to was like the Super Bowl rematch Eagles versus Chiefs. They lost, which was like crazy. But they did lose the Super Bowl to them. So technically they're a better team.

But they're two and oh. There's been two games and they've lost both of them. I feel like the Chiefs always have a slow start to the season. Now I said that last night. with um like uh your comrades with the people i was with and they were like that's not true um but it's just like it's a feeling well i feel like they want this big at least for Travis he wants this big year right i think he wants to retire but he wants to win one more super bowl so you don't just get that right you have to work hard for it i saw him catch a ball and i saw him run and move that ass like which is better

than last season which is better than last season butterfingers like butter fingers like butter fingers he She was doing his part. So that training has paid off. So I just want to give like shout out. Because he worked really hard in the off season. Off season. Sweating down here in Florida. Yeah.

And he caught the ball. Which is kind of like the whole point. It's crazy how many times they don't catch the ball. Not him. Just like players in general. It's like, well, why did you get picked? I still feel like the chiefs can have a strong season. I do always get the impression that they like have a slow start and then they come together.

They're kind of like secretariat in that way. Yeah, kind of coming from the back. Yeah. Like the greatest, but they start out, you know, they let everyone think they're slipping. I just think like they're going to have this big moment. I think maybe Taylor's going to do the Super Bowl. Like you don't get that without a bit of a struggle. And I think if you really want to be the best version of yourself as a team, it can't come easy.

So I'm actually, I'm glad. And you need to learn from the mistakes now. You can be making mistakes in the playoffs. You can make mistakes now. Yeah, the 11 hour. This wasn't even like, I know I know it counts towards their score, but it wasn't even in their same conference. It's just like, it's kind of irrelevant.

it um yeah i agree like there's plenty time but you know who did win yesterday the cowboys who they play they played the giants olivia's family is a giant family we're a cowboy's family so we watched together the kids were cheering it was like so cute they were really feeling like rivals um and the cowboys won for you i'm happy for zach because he doesn't really like get a win a lot get to experience that sort of thing i just as far as i know and i haven't really caught up on this football season i'm going to get involved soon it's just like a just started like I have a baby um but like the giants like suck right usually they still suck or no when the game started everyone was like this is oh wait sierra's a giant rossilson is a quarterback

for the giants yeah oh he's amazing was he good yeah they went into overtime yeah he's a quarterback russell they went into overtime but i from what i heard i think it was an ugly game like they weren't playing beautiful ball it's the beginning of the season everybody's just kind of like you know fucking around and they were dropping a lot of balls like i'm shocked the cabboys won because like every time I looked at the TV, they were dropping them all. And at what point do we stop calling the Cowboys America's Team? Well, there's a new documentary about the Cowboys on Netflix. Oh.

I'm going to watch it. It's about, like, Jerry Jones, it's called America's Team. And I think it's a lot about their history. And I need to understand, like, really, not just Zach, like, telling me their America's Team. He's biased. I need to understand, like, the history. And then I'll let you know if they're still worthy of the title. Okay.

I like that. Okay. I do feel like their usage of America's team was expiring, but the DCC gave them like an extension. Who would you call America's team if not them? Right now, like the chiefs. I agree. First of all, because they're like in their middle America. Like that's, oh no, they're the Midwest, right?

What is? No, they're the Midwest. Mimal. Mimel country. This is Mammal country. Yeah. They're like very all American. Of course, like having.

the quarterback of the pop star is very Americana. Yeah, I would say. But if Travis retires this year, then they're not. So it's kind of a... It depends. If they're still really good, Patrick is like, you know, All-American King. They've been, like, the dynasty. But I guess, like, two years ago, the Patriots were American team.

Patriots. And they're the Patriots. At least the Cowboys. And I can hear, like, the, like, Radical Eagles fan with being the Eagles are America's team. And the thing is, you might be if you didn't act the way that you did. when you won and lost, like burning down cities, that's not what I see for, like, America's team, you know?

I also want to say this might be, like, very rudimentary, but I do think America's team has to have, like, red and or blue in their colors. A green. Not 100%. Yeah, like, they have green and white, and, like, yes, technically were red, white, blue, but it's really red and blue. I said red and or blue. Yeah, I agree.

The Patriots were red and blue. That's why they stayed America's team for so long. And, yes, I completely... Like, no one's arguing that the Minnesota Vikings should be America's team. Purple. Sit down purple. Yeah. Yeah, 100%.

That's like, seriously, Eagles, like, you're not even in this conversation. It's not, it's not. Sorry. You're a great team. You're actually the best team. It's not about that. You might win again. That's amazing, talent-wise.

In terms of branding, like, you need work. Actually, but they're the Eagles, like the bald-ing ball. Yeah, I know. And it doesn't even, like, register because they're green. Yeah, you've got to change your colors if you want the title. But, Eagle is the strong symbol of America. It is.

And I love your song, Spritz. Fly, Eagles fly on the road to victory. Fly, Eagles fly. On the road to victory. Is that how it ends? E, A, K, L, E. Like, you guys are fucking crazy. I love it.

Like, you have the potential to be America's team. Not with the grain, sorry. Be terrifying. Oh, and I'm sorry. They play at Lincoln Field. Like, what's more American than any? Abe Lincoln. Yeah.

They need to refine, though, the brand book. Yeah. Agreed. But they have a shot, sure. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Some seriously surprising breakup news. Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes break up after nearly three years of dating.

So Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes, who have seemed like the happiest couple in Hollywood, for three years, have reportedly split after three years of dating. And just two days after he wrote her a loving birthday post. And that she posted a carousel of her own birthday that he, commented on so I was like what happened in two days I followed them both I saw their birthday content and I actually remember thinking I'm like wow they're so solid like it's so crazy to me they seem like this was like a rebound in some ways but it really was like such a real relationship they seem like the sort of couple that's never had a fight like which is not a good sign no but like other couples

I feel like they have like longstanding issues that eventually break them yeah you know and like when they break up it's because like this was just too insurmountable you're this I'm that but These two just seem like they've been genuinely happy for three years. I don't think something happened where like someone cheated on someone and that's why two days later they're broken up. It just seems like their issues got the best of them, right? Where you just like throw in the towel. But like what issues?

Not that I would even know, but I just feel like they're so happy. I don't know because the timeline of it all makes me think that something did happen. Something like drastic. Right. How do you go from carousels and emojis to literally two days confirming her rep confirmed? affirmed to People magazine. I genuinely, I'm baffled. I don't know.

I don't have a theory here. I don't have a theory. I don't even know what they could really fight about. No, that's what I'm saying. It was all so good to healthy. Like she loved Madeline Klein. Like it was all perfect. No, and they were always supporting each other.

There are two people who work in like different industries on like different sides of the country. Making it work. But like it's scheduling what? Like he's going, he's learning all the words to her song. She's putting out three albums a year and he knows every word. Like, they got this on lock. I'm sure. Shocked.

Me too. I can't even theorize. I don't have any, like, tea. I know nothing. Me too. The good news is, as she'll spill. Roll down that welcome bat, bitch.

Roll it down. She'll spill through her, we'll get, like, signs through her music if it was, like, cheating or just, like, fell out of love or whatever. Or maybe she'll just, like, do an interview and tell us again. Right, right. But I'm sad.

But I am sad. Yeah. If this is sort of just like a breakup, nothing crazy, I do think we'll find out, like, through the music subliminally, like, it won't be this tell-all. Because I only think you really do that when somebody, like, really fucks you up. But Morgan, not Wallin, didn't, like, it wasn't... Morgan, not Wallin.

It wasn't nasty. Morgan Evans. No, I think it was. Why? Like, financially, I think that's, like, when she was going through the divorce and, like, he had such a chip on his shoulder about her success, but was more than happy to, like, take half of it in the divorce. I think that really sent her over the edge.

I think he took, didn't it come out? He took half of the profits of the house. Of the house. Well, and half. Of her fortune. I'm not sure about that. Yeah.

It sounded like that in the song. But she also talked about it on the podcast. It's about how they had had a pre-up. The impression I was left with was that he got half of the profits of the house that she paid for. I think he did. Yeah. amongst other halves. Like I think that song is about the house.

Well, they really were just like two people who were like growing on different tracks. Like he was ready to settle down and she was just getting started. It wasn't totally terrible. No. No, it wasn't. It wasn't cheating.

Right. Abuse. Agreed. It's kind of just like a like a heartbreaking classic tale where it like falling out of love and growing apart and that's like so painful. Especially in fame when like you're in the same industry and like one person's career is taking off at just a different pace than the others

and I think it creates like a lot of resentment. So I'm just saying like she was able to share with us when even it wasn't like I'm gonna get you. Right, right, right. It was just sad. And that album was sad. It was. Yeah.

I'm shocked. Although I do think like her rise, like I've known and listened to Kelsey Ballerini long before all these other bitches did, right? Because she's like a real country queen. But I do think like her divorce and then the album after that and then her subsequent relationship after that

really helped rise her story. So much so where she's like a pop star now, right? Like she does bigger venues and her music is played on pop radio. And so I would love to see who she dates next. I think it's like a great tool for her star. Oh, for sure. And for him, he's so eligible. Like we'll put him in that roster, you know, Kai Gerber.

Right, right. Oh, he'll throw him in that mix. Olivia Jade. Yeah, he'll go there. She won't go there. I don't think she will or won't. Me neither. So I'm sad.

I'm sad, but I'm more so. shocked they were so solid so solid and like real like a real testament because i think a lot of people thought this was like a rebound relationship right it was like right after her divorce but they were so serious yeah and so supportive it was really like so there for each other whenever we talk about celebrities like they couldn't make their schedules workable it's like if you wanted to you would make it work because she's a touring artist he films this huge show in the middle of south carolina like he has to be there so the fact that they were able to make it work anyone can i agree And I'll stay tuned for more.

Yeah. Our next story is actually could be nominated for Toasty Lions. It's some big news for Mormon Wives star Jen Affleck. She is in a new Dunkin' Donuts commercial with Ben Affleck. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Ben Affleck may be a Dunkin' king, but a family member is about to dethrone him. Duncan's latest commercial features a new Affleck, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Jen Affleck.

The minute long spot. I have to watch it. I haven't even seen it. Give me one second. Yep. go ahead that's genius by the way you know you could put it your phone we could all listen to i'm going to free commercial for duncan they need the advertising no this is really smart i love when people do things that aren't dumb you know i have yeah in addition to the fact like this is such a sleigh for her

everyone who made fun of her for saying that they're related it was weird but it wasn't her fault her weird ass husband lied to her and made it up and then claimed he didn't or the family did but first So I do think they're related. And second of all, Slay. Okay, here we go. Bye. Play E-News.

They're not going to make you watch an ad. Oh, they did. I watched it on mute for you guys. Okay. Ready? For Affleck. Affleck. Expecting my cousin Ben?

Nah. When Duncan has something packed with amazing value, they bring me in. Jen Affleck. The value Affleck. That's funny. Value off the flag? Yep.

Twice the personality. Half the price. I'm a steel. Just like Duncan's $6 mail deal. A coffee, bacon, egg and cheese, and hash browns for $6. That's value. You know what's not value? Ben.

Why overpay for something that nobody wants? He's so dated. I'm younger. Hutter. Can you believe Ben's only 53? And it's not like a young 53. It's like a weathered 53. Root.

Ugh, that was bad, but not as bad as those grays. A totally average 53. Right down to 53 Fairway. Okay, the commercial itself could use some work. The copy and the whole vibe is not my favorite. Conceptually hysterical. Conceptually Toasty Lions? Like, only no, because that was a bad commercial.

Like, it's not funny. Yeah. they went like they were almost there they thought they crushed it with the idea but they didn't get the right it wasn't enough to get you across the finish line but this is so awesome for her because she's really been the butt of the joke for i guess it's only been like a year since that show came out which is so crazy no but still like it was really embarrassing yeah and now she's on dancing with the stars and now she's in a duncan donuts commercial with ben affleck himself parchi dancing with the stars tomorrow i couldn't be more excited and i'm literally committing my platform to making sure Glebsam Chedko goes home first. And you know who his partner is? Who? Perfect. I want her to go home first too.

Eladia. Like perfect for each other. Two con men. Great. I actually meant to pull up this story, since we're talking about Dancing with the Stars. I'll share it now. That they have an official podcast now for the new season.

Hosted by Joey. Hosted by Joey, who was the Bachelor and season. Winner. And he won. 33 winner. So now he'll be hosting a podcast. I'm sure like people who come off the show will go on the podcast. Perfect.

behind the scenes stuff. And so for those of you who watch Dancing with the Stars who just want like more Duitous, now you have a podcast that you can listen to. I think there are actually a lot of people who want more doitus. That you can listen to when you're done listening to The Toast. Yeah, we'll give you the real.

I'm so excited. Like my journey starts tomorrow, literally. Me and Ben were planning. Like we wanted to have dinner with his parents. One night this week he's like, how's Tuesday? And I was like, is that the 16th? He was like, yeah, I'm like, no can do. I got an appointment with my cable box.

Okay. Dancing with the Stars, baby. Especially. with the Gleb of it all, who I fucking hate. Fucking hate. And up until this point, all I really knew about Gleb was, like, he was the partner Lisa Vanderpump had when she fake fan did because she wanted to be off the show. And I thought that was funny.

Now what I know about him, like, he should be fired. I just want to say all these Dwittis guys who like end up in relationships with their stars, like kind of suck. Artem. Artem. Kind of suck. I agree. But we'll get into why I hate Glob Seventchenko in the Love Thyator Recap.

So if you don't know why I just randomly hate this guy, it's because he's the devil. And what he did to my Brooksie, I fucking love Brooks. What he did to my brooksie, and I don't even know what he did, but I know it's downright disgusting. I have a pretty good idea. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Are you ready for our fourth story?

Oh, wait, just quickly back to Jen Affleck. Oh, we're only on the fourth story. Quickly back to Jen Affleck, love this so happy for it. It really got me thinking when I was watching Love Thy Nader. She went to that, like, event where all the Hulu shows were out. Like, Hulu's really crushing the reality game. I feel like everybody has their moment. For Netflix, they were crushing those dating shows for a while.

But now, like, all their reality show content is so premium. I mean, they really launch huge stars. Like, these Mormon girls, I love. And when I was watching Love Thy Nader, I was like, I love these girls. It's so cool to see, like, young, hot, fabulous, skinny people. But, like, I really can't relate to them. And I really do relate more to the Mormon wives because they're doing it all, right? Like balancing motherhood and pumping while being celebrities.

And I just love them. I love them. I think Hulu's crushing it. Yeah. And I feel like just like we need to hold people. people accountable when they do a bad job at their job, like the person who's rebranded HBO Max and then back to XVI and then back again. Like whoever got hired is like head of unscripted for Hulu, it's time for a bonus for them.

Promotion. Well, no, keep them in the job because they're doing a great job. Oh, yeah, stay where you are. Give them more money and tell them they're doing a good job. Right, perhaps a pat on the back. Yeah, if they don't already know. Like, you're doing amazing, sweetie. Thank you.

You're doing amazing. We love what you're putting out. Put out more. I love your shows, Hulu. Title. No, it's true. When I saw Chloe at the Hulu event, I'm like, oh, yeah, they really have it all. Yeah, yeah.

Crushing. Are you ready for our fourth story? Mm-hmm. It's actually a story for you and I, and you and I alone that a lot of people sent me this weekend. But Will Arnette's ex-Alessandra Braun is dating Emily Radikowski's ex-husband, Sebastian Bear McClard. So we finally have a face. to the, a name to the face and a name to the kind eyes that we spotted at Round Swamp Farm in the Hamptons. And of course, she has an interesting background.

Will Arnett's ex-girlfriend, Alessandra Braun, is the one who was dating Sebastian Bear McClard. They were- Now, is that the woman he had a baby with that they were talking about on the Smartless documentary? They have a baby together. Got it. I don't know if it's a baby anymore, but they have a child together. At one point, the child was a baby. Yes, they welcomed a baby. And then she's previously married her wedding was in vogue when she got married i think it was like 10 years ago they have since split and she's just like a woman about town and she is who i saw and she does have kind eyes can i ask you a question sure i think do you think will arnette is hot um yes and his personality makes him handsome too but a lot of those guys have like good personalities but it doesn't affect

their looks and I feel like he's someone who's like really just enhanced by being funny because you wouldn't expect him to be funny maybe because he's like tall. Yeah, I like, I think Will Arnett is extremely good looking and I agree that. I don't think that's controversial. I think he's like meant to be good looking. You know, I think when he was cast as Job, he's like the handsome older brother, you know? Right, right. But you're right. Like he's so funny that it really makes him hotter than he probably is. Yeah, we've got funny goggles on. But he doesn't go, like, in movies

and play, like, heartthrobs. So it's like, are you hot, but you are? Because he's, like, silly and goofy. And also, like, what is Will Arnett in? Arrested Development. Obviously, Job. Oh, Blades of Glory, which is I don't really watch, but obviously is immensely popular.

But it's, and he does a lot of, he does a lot of voice acting. He's a very much of a working actor. he's in yes obviously smartless made I think smartless made him more money than his acting career ever did yeah yeah but like he's very employed but he does like mostly exclusively voice work he's Bojack Horseman which is really popular

he's in Chippendale tiny Tina's Wonderland like all voice work I'm just saying what are those things oh you don't know them Lego movie no we haven't he plays Batman in a Lego short movie Lego Movie 2. He makes a lot of voice money. Yeah, he has a very iconic voice. Oh, unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, too. Who is he? Oh, he does the voice of Kitty. Again, just voice work. No, he has a great voice. He does. Maybe that's why his podcast is so successful. Oh, of course.

He's 30 Rock, too. Bates. Yeah. But still, he's not 30 Rock. No, like, what is he? The office? He has a couple of episodes. Kind of just like a random actor. Jackie, his IMDB, never. ends. Good. He's a hustler. He's in the iconic Kristen Bell rom-com. Oh, Jackie. Parks and Rec. You keep saying this about stuff. No, because I'm looking for like the thing. It's going to be the thing. Parks and Rec. Oh, but he only did one episode. I have no fucking idea. Like, what is it? People are probably screaming at the episode. What's Bojack Horseman? It's a Netflix animated series that's really popular. I feel like he's in some like movies. Will Arnett.

I don't know. I'm telling you. He's just like a working actor. Willing grace one episode. He's just been in everything once. He's in Sex and the City. Blades of Glory, I think, is probably, like, up there. Yeah, he's in just, like, silly stuff.

And I guess it all amounts. Semi-pro. You know, what's that? Peanuts make a bag. Yeah. And then that bag gets you a podcast that you don't need the peanuts for anymore. Peanuts make a bag full. Happy for McLeard.

And he was married to Amy Polar. Well, of course. I think that was big for him. I think it was good for her too. They ended up having two children. Yeah. And then he was with Alessandra, who is now with Sebastian.

So this is like another circle. Yeah, yeah. Like it's different than the young Hollywood one, but like similar. Yeah. Anyways, glad to put a name to it and happy to see they're still going strong. And I'm also glad to be done with the stories

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Right. And then the whole season came out last week and oh my god it was so good it's so good and each episode is better than the next i would say in like media and tackling like different subjects i can't remember what the last episode was that we watched but the ozempic episode which i had seen written up and i feel like it was actually much um more serious than the headlines had it said that like Brooks is on ozempic and her sisters are worried she's like abusing the drug so i was like oh they're just jealous no she's seriously was unwell in that episode because she's shooting the cover of maxim she's literally not eating she's passing out in zumba she's passing out in the bathtub and they're showing us

everything like i think that's what's most surprising about the show is that they're really not hiding she literally shoots herself the day of her maxim shoot with those like everyone else would either pretend they're not on it they would hide from the cameras if they're like sick in the tub and like we would have no idea what's going on but the transparency like you can tell in a reality show like they all got dressed up to go sit and talk right i don't feel like that way on the show i feel like they're cameramen just like live in that apartment and they just pick up whenever the girls are together like it feels there are obviously scenes that feel really staged like a lot of the modeling stuff like with the forward modeling agency feels so fake but for the most part the show does not feel staged

or fake which i really appreciate and yes they go there they really do go there and i brooks is like talks about how she feels this pressure to be thin i didn't realize that she had lost 30 pounds over the last few years and that when she came up as a model um she was 30 pounds heavier and she was doing sports illustrated which is like a very like sexy and like you know she had that look but now she wants to do high fashion and she was told like lose 30 pounds get a nose job do all this stuff and she's like and she says like the industry has such toxic beauty standards and i feel like whenever someone says that the next thing they say is like and i'm going to change it and then they don't and it affects their career that's the sad truth yeah or it's just like an uphill battle um and she's just

like the industry has toxic beauty standards and i'm going to fit into those beauty standards because these are my years where i can kill it and i can have a cheeseburger in 10 years like and these are my goals. And so she has these like benchmark goals that she wants to achieve and she's really doing it. And even though it's obviously like not healthy, it's honest. And it's true. And she says like when every agent has a vial of Ozambic to give to a girl, like the all. So crazy. Like the fact that she's saying that everyone is on these drugs. And I believe her in any celebrity who's like always like, you know, not even someone who was seriously overweight who then lost weight and they always, you know, get questions and they share. But a lot of celebrities in the last few years have lost five to 10 pounds.

Are skinnier than ever before. Katie Perry is a good example. She's always been thin. She's never really been like a celebrity who's been overweight. And you wouldn't think that she has like 10 or 15 pounds to lose. But she's not exactly. She's never been this skinny. I completely agree.

And I'm the Ozemp queen and I love her approach to it. And again, it's not the healthiest thing. But I feel like the fact that she's not lying to us being like, no, you're right. I won't take it again. No, I will take it again. And it's just what I have to do. And you know what? I didn't even think about it.

And it's like, and the thing is, I don't even feel like telling her stop taking it like take a little less eat a little more yeah you're you're so thin and have a piece of grilled chicken you're not okay but like there's balance you could find balance yeah and then i was really it made me think about her career because i i haven't really sat back and thought recently like who's the it model of the moment when it when it comes to like these big things like the kate upton of the of our time and she's well on her way if not already there to being that and i'm sorry like she's sick looking but it made me feel so much better in a good way sorry yeah it's confusing in this conversation it made me feel really better to hear all the girls being like

you know we all like take it at at some points because you know what they're all so skinny and i'm like oh it must be genetics or it might just be like they must work out endlessly but brooks she never works out how is that possible yeah and she's like clowning on gray sand she's like gray sound works out so she sometimes looks stiff in these shoots like does she really not work out that's so crazy i mean it's really about most of it is what you eat if you want to use yeah no the show was just so honest and like i'm shouldn't people can nitpick like she's being a bad example i don't give a fuck people are going to say like it's a she's a bad role model it's very toxic she literally says i don't think i have an eating

disorder because i don't eat no she's so honest yeah and even if it's not saying the right thing that's what makes the show really good and she's not like hiding from people she's not making new thing like oh she lost these 30 pounds and you know just by sheer will and that you can't do it so you're like i just i really appreciate the honesty and i'm genuinely shocked by it and really she's putting a spotlight on the rest of the industry because I think everyone is microdosing these drugs, taking them for a big shoot, whatever it is, and we don't know that.

And then you see people on the cover of a magazine looking insane and just know like they had a little help that makes you feel better. I felt so much better when Sarah Jane was like, I took it too. I'm like, oh good. Yeah. Because Sarah Jane is so skinny.

Yeah. No, it's amazing. I feel like, and the show also does a really good job. It's really very sisterly. It is. Like when Grace and Jane was like, you know, I'm never talking to Brooks again. Like I'm done with her. And then like they had a conversation and she was fine.

Like that's so sisterly. And so the, and I feel like my takeaway after the first two episodes was like the show is really good. Brooks is clearly the start. I don't really need the other sisters. And I do, after now watching it in completion, like there's potential for the other sisters. Like I do think that they add a lot to the show. But my big takeaway, and I feel like the show was so good for Brooks because when she was talking about how like so many people thought Gleb was her fake boyfriend. Like she's literally

talking about me. Yeah, see, we didn't even pick those stories because it was like this nonsense. Yeah. And I feel like she was well on her reign doing really well in the modeling industry, but her public perception wasn't amazing. And I feel like the show was so good for her because she has this amazing personality. And I actually think I understand her so much now. But I understand a lot of her media shenanigans with Gleb and her relationship stuff. I understand it now because she's kind of this like 28 year old newbie, right? She was married for so long and she met her man when she was 19 and like I don't know I feel like it whatever goal she set out to accomplish with the show she did yeah and in for better for worse they're very unrefined like they

don't have media training which sometimes like it is nice because we're getting to hear them authentically speak and not just like word salad us yes but on the other hand like it's a little messy when they're going on podcast and like talking about things and just not really knowing like where that line is and eventually they'll find it and then they won't share as much with us and we'll miss these days, but it does feel like early days of a reality show, which we don't get anymore because everyone is so, like, buttoned up and, like, nervous about everything that they're going to say. And so they don't share that much. And it's really refreshing to see a show in 2025, like feel like the old days where it's like, we're letting it rip. The test shoot, you were right,

that outfit was insane. Like, and so I kind of, I kept going on these journeys with the girls because at first I'm like Sarah Jane is my favorite sister. Like she was so right, by the way. She was so right. That outfit was terrible. I do think she was really trying to help because it was bad but she kept up that energy throughout the show like telling everyone like what they're doing wrong and it just it does come off condescending and so much so that by the end of the series I'm like I actually don't think she's coming from a good place I think she likes to stunt on everyone I think that like she is the most successful with modeling because she works hard but she has the look right she has that high fashion look she has the eyebrows like

she's kind of the easiest to sell as a model because she's perfect looking and so and she has that one particular look I'm not surprised she booked the max shoot you know she's got the eyebrows for it and the eyelashes and the skin for it. Yeah, she looks like someone like in a makeup out and the cheekbones and everything. Yeah, so she's just really condescending. And I don't doubt that she works hard and knows a lot, but like she's just annoying me towards the end. I feel like she also, I mean, that Eliana thing was so crazy.

The way that she's like moving in her love life is also annoying me. And it's funny because like if you just hear from her, you like would think like, oh, well, like, you know, you would just like think she's like fab. But then when you hear the other side of like things that she's doing. like bringing Eliana home to her hometown as just a friend but kind of like using her to like stoke conversations with her family and like see how even though you don't even know if this girl is your girlfriend or just your friend so why would you even bring her home right and like subject her to like

you wouldn't bring any boyfriend home who's like not your boyfriend like you wouldn't bring just a guy home and then like of course people are going to make comments like are you guys together I just felt like she was doing it to like sort of antagonize her family into having a conversation that she's obviously wanted to have but like don't use this poor girl and make her come to someone's huge family thing and then and Eliana was like such a trooper and she's obviously like a very cool relaxed girl and like isn't really reading too much into all of this but then to go to the bar and start like macking on your high school love and that that didn't make air so like Sarah Jane was like oh eliana's go see

me almost making Eliana look bad and shout out to Grace Ann for being like if we just heard Eliana's ghost to me like oh Eliana she couldn't handle the big family dynamic and And then we see the other side of the coin where it's like, no, you literally left her alone in a bar in your hometown while you were like flirting with someone else. Mac and on some guy. Yeah. So I felt like I kept having these like moments where it's towards the end, I love Mary Beth. And I want to shake Mary Beth.

Mary Holland, yeah. Mary Holland, get off the show. Like quitting your job was a bad idea. Your startup sounds terrible. The people you're going to for advice, honestly, I didn't even know what they were talking about, Fia who these girls keep popping up i know she's bill gates his daughter and so obviously gives her like a lot of credit so she has a podcast now on unwell and christjner went on it and she's like this business leader what is her business like who is what kind of business you in who is fia in this

world i was just so confused and that really was a painful scene where like they're giving her advice and you need six months of runway okay well our dad isn't bill gates so like help you know it was just it was so stupid i feel like i feel like they all gave up something for this show and it was the right choice for them except for marybeth like you have this lord and your sister's going on and talking about his lordship and his vicaranship on the podcast like no no i want you to move to l-a this man loves you he's taking your parents to wimbledon like he's a good guy i really i feel that agreed and she's an amazing she's such a classic right she'll be a gorgeous she'll be a fantastic lady by countess i need you to give your all to this relationship like i don't think

that the show is going to yield as much for you as this relationship might. And I think of all the girls, like, she might have the least to gain from this show. So, like, seriously, go back to your job and work at a bank in L.A. But it's, like, so funny how she literally goes into these meetings. Everyone's, like, shitting on her ideas. Or she's, like, talking to Graceland in the shower. And she's, like, what are you saying? And she's, like, so humble.

So positive. And, like, yeah, positive and, like, doesn't get offended about any of it. And even when she did the toilet paper reel, which, by the way, I went to her Instagram because I wanted to watch it because, like, the fact that she wrote a whole script with Chat, and it was like. She's such a queen. she's like give her all the brand deals but how what was the brand i don't know i couldn't find the reel on her instagram it wasn't there i went back to like last something to this was like a storyline

no maybe she like removed it after like the 30 days like right or maybe maybe it she never post maybe she didn't take the deal i don't know but i did look for it so if i missed it someone sent it to me because i wanted to support it and i'd like nobody really like she was she's working harder on that reel than like most people do when they just like put up a piece of content and like like i like If I'm a brand looking for influencers, like I would hire her to do content. No, and then Sarah Jane was being so condescending about the, like that's when I really fell off Sarah Jane.

Like I was like, you know what? Maybe this is a pattern. Maybe you don't just know best about everything. Because I thought she was giving bad advice to Mary Beth. And like there's really no shame in working with the toilet paper. And she was like, you're going to take it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I agree. It's just like everything comes so easy to Sarah Jane. And I think she benefits the most from being Brooks and eight her sister. Like she saw the opportunity and took it. And she's also the youngest. which makes modeling even easier. And I don't know,

I just think she's like condescending to her other sisters. Yeah. And then also like when she made Brooks cry at dinner, like for dating her friends. But I thought that scene was weird because Mary Beth was, I felt like we were missing something.

No, Sarah Jane was being weird because she said, you guys look great. Let me take a photo. And then was like, Brooks, you take it because they have the better lighting. And then Brooks sees something on her phone. And it just felt like very staged for Brooks to see that.

I wasn't following. Like I felt like I missed a piece. No, so Brooks just saw something on Sarah Jane's phone to the effect that Sarah Jane's, like, texting, sexting one of Brooks's friends again, in addition to like Ellie Goulding and the friend at F1. Ellie Goulding. And she just, like, hooks up with all of Brooks's friends, which isn't just like a great way to move. No, it's sad. I was shocked to see Ellie Goulding on the show, like love that. I love her.

Oh, and Brooks dropping that she has new music coming out, can't wait. Like, literally nobody care except for you. It's not like a drop. She's not Taylor Swift, but we don't care. Nobody cared as much as me. No, I'm sorry. the world needs more elegy living music like she makes hits for everybody i want to talk about two things i want to talk about gleb you're not getting up from the show you're not leaving the studio no i'm not going to have i had to

readjust my ass is killing me okay that's good she's here to stay um i want to talk about jimmy kimmel like i don't know why when i saw jimmy kimmel like i'm sorry i can't i can't forget to say this one more time please keep note of that we have to talk about our sister oh yeah okay wait okay okay three things first i quickly i want to talk about jimmy kimmel okay but don't forget don't let us forget to talk about our sister I understand it's like ABC It's like this you know Circle Jerk of corporate It's like he helped probably get the show

And then he sees the girls and gives him a hug At the Upbred I don't know why like him being a producer Is the creepiest thing to me on the planet Like this thousand show about little girls You're like this old man like ew I don't know it just grosses me out What are you doing here? Scram

Like what is the connection And the connection like just has to be Navarious Like it's creepy It's giving casting couch I don't know I just don't like it From the moment I saw a show produced by Jimmy Kimmel I'm like y'all Yucky.

Yucky. Not even because of him, like, any personal feelings I have towards him, because I don't even know which Jimmy he is. Like, just what are you doing producing this show? Like, there's girls going to be in their bathing suits. Yeah. No, and also, what do you know about this? You know nothing.

No, there was going to be girls in their bathing suits. A thousand percent. A thousand percent. Two, our sister, Margo. And I, I, we've known that she's going to be on it for so long that, like, everyone's like, did you see, are you freaking? I'm like, no, no, we knew. And I actually was shocked at how much.

much she was in it and how she was like positioned as like this scary executive like she was like she was like the head of the shoot like which she is but it's so crazy to see her little sister in that position like that's sad she also people were saying margot's and uh love they need her i don't know why i thought it was in an earlier episode so when i didn't see her i thought maybe i missed it i thought it was just like so quick background i thought it was maybe from brooks's lorrooge shoot or something and i just missed it so then when they were like they're doing juicy coutour swim and like that's a brand that margot works on i was like oh okay like this is it and literally every three seconds my sister's in the background of the show that I'm just like trying to watch

on my own. That's a crazy feeling. Satu said she did not, she knew that the shoot was going to be filmed. She didn't know she was going to be miced. She said she would have done her hair, which I appreciate. It's giving Chris Appleton. But she was texting us the day off. She's like, guys, they put a mic on me. I was like, girl, be careful. Even though like nobody cares about you. You're not like the sole focus. Like, who knows? And they literally did pick up like a lot of what she said. And she's like, walking around and be like, we're going to do the orange one next. And at this point, Ben had been watching with me and he was dying. He was like quoting Mark. Margo, we're going to do the orange one next.

No, it was so out of body to just be like, I'm not watching the show because Margo's on it. And like, just to see my sister walking in the background and then like directing this shoot like just. And she's also the little sister, but she's in like a big position of power. It's crazy. I also wanted to ask Satchie,

like how did that photo shoot do? Because like I don't feel like those pictures really move the needle. I didn't even know that juicy made swim. I also wanted to ask Satchie like why did, not that she was wrong for it at all. I actually think she was great for it. But, like, what made them cast Grace Ann, like, of all the models? Was it the Nader connection?

I imagine, like, they got this. And by the way, I just want to say, I know nothing. I haven't asked at you this. I imagine, like, they had to have a model, right, for this photo shoot. And they got the opportunity being like, hey, use this inexperienced model, who you probably wouldn't book. But the fact that you're launching swim is going to be on this big Hulu show. It's kind of a no-brainer.

Like, sure, we could use any model. Let's use the one with the reality show. But she does have, like, a great look for swimming. she's definitely like sexier than she has a sexier look like Sarah Jane's like very like high fashion like you know cheekbone skin makeup etc gray sand like has that like va voomness to her so she is right for a swim campaign yeah I really couldn't deal with her storyline about modeling um when it's clear and this was sort of like the underlying thing and I think that's why everyone was getting so frustrated with her what she wasn't saying is like she doesn't have like long term goals when it comes to modeling this

sort of just like a means to an end so that she can like wait around for her man to propose and then she can go live in Palm Beach. Yeah. And if that's fine. Yeah, that is fine. But she also, it's like, she's allowed to want to make a living in between now and then. So like, of course. Yeah. But she does have the ship on her shoulder just like, I think she sort of doesn't want her success to be predicated on being Brooks Nader's sister, but like it is. Yeah. Embrace it. But she's like taking these like secret meetings in Ford in Florida. Well, they're taking them because you're Brooks Nader's sister. Like you can't escape it. So you might. might as well embrace it. You should embrace it. Like Sarah Jane really embraces it. And I think she takes

all the deals that Brooks doesn't want. Yep. And it's like, hey, I'm Frux. Yeah. And I think Mary Beth said that like a little shadily, but just being like, you know, they're in this dynamic duo. They follow each other around. But it was really like, yeah, Sarah Jane sucks Brooks ass. And that's why she's the most successful one. Yes. But also I think that in their personalities, they're really similar in terms of like their ambition. We have to talk about the which is like a good thing. The ambition. Like, Grace, Anne doesn't have that, but like Sarah Jane and Brooks do, and they're both very, like, motivated.

So I think Sarah Jane encourages Brooks to work that hard, to take these jobs, to take the O-Zempic. And that they're just, like, more compatible in that sense. We need to talk about Grace Ann, the intervention and the fact that probably season two storyline is Grace Ann going to rehab. Like, she's obviously an alcoholic. You don't, your friends and family don't have an intervention with you with, like, an intervention specialist. Like, if you're not, and so she's over here having like a kegs and legs party, but you,

you obviously are an alcoholic. How did that party make you feel? horrible and honestly like why was it at four o'clock did you see the sign that said like private party four to eight p.m. Well maybe it was like because they were filming. No or it was like a dardy. That's fun. Jackie was horrifying like honestly brooks should not have been at that party. The idea that Brooks would like to be seen there. The idea the model doesn't get to say when the shoot is. So the idea that Brooks would then have to turn down a big shoot. And by the way la Rude which I thought it was La Rood this whole time is a huge shoot. It's like it was a big it wasn't like she just books

something, so she didn't have to go to that party, which I would have understood, too. Yeah. No, they show later in the show how her pictures for La Rue Day are like on billboards. Scaffoldings and whatever. Yeah. The idea that Brooks wouldn't have done that to go to this party, like, grow up. Grow up. She was such a baby about it.

And you don't even like Brooks in this moment. Why do you want her there? Then the whole party is going to like be about your big supermodel sister. Like, she's damned if she does. She's damned if she doesn't. No, the party was really sad. I really couldn't tell. because a lot of times with these reality shows

they have to like throw parties to have scenes and there's no music playing and it's in the daylight and it's like you know it's just weird because they're filming it so I wasn't sure if it was weird because they were filming it or it was just like a weird party um I think it was just like weird I think what we saw was weird because they were filming

and like and also just the energy was off because like everyone was like bitter about Brooks and it's like enjoy your party I love your cake spritz like enjoy your cake the show was just like such for me like I obviously knew who Brooks Nader was like beautiful bombshell but and maybe this is just you know how we think of models just a pretty face but like Brooks is so not like she really is just huge personality she's so funny like I was cackling it's so many different things oh my god I was cackling when she's getting the massage and the witchy doctor was like I think she's pregnant and the girls come in there like no she just has kinkles she's always had them their genetic hilarious laughing so hard Gleb we had to talk about glab unfortunately we do. Glep cheated on her

and like the next day goes thirsting out like you know really probably getting ahead of the narrative because he was planning all these threesomes behind her back while they were together and something happens where she receives a text from him and they won't say on the show what it is but it's big enough of a thing that she has to tell her parents about it

she's hysterically crying she's so ashamed and she's like afraid I mean they keep alluding to like him threatening her over something and the vibe that I got was like that he either has like videos of them having sex. They made like a sex tape together or like just nude photos that you would send your boyfriend

and he's sort of threatening like stop talking about me and you know telling everyone that I cheated on you because I have this on you. And so she had to go tell her parents who are like super religious I love her parents.

Her parents are such good parents. Her parents are such good parents. And even in the way I was stalking all the sisters last night they all make like reels together in promotion of the show and the parents are with them for everything right now.

I saw that she was on Jimmy Kim. I'm alive. They're really keeping a close eye. They're keeping a close eye on their girls. And it's like the dad, just when you think like they're going to push him over the edge, they're like, he's so religious. And this is all so not scandalous. Just when you think like he can't take it anymore, he's just like he loves his girls.

He's an amazing dad. Yeah, they're very supportive, but they're also not like, you know, they have their principles. Yeah, and like they try and like guide. They're just good parents. It's like, it's nice to see. it is really crazy though that not one i feel like a lot of times when you grow up in a religious household like so many of the teachings that you teach your kids like backfire they end up being you know the total opposite it is just really shocking though that not one of them has remained like you know really i guess

one would be mary beth what is mary holland but the mom's name is holland yeah yeah okay oh by the way brooks is brooks claire i don't know if you picked up on that i did pick up that her dad called her brooks claire because i'm like oh they all have two names except for brooks but no she obviously dropped it. Yeah. Brooks Claire. Brooks Leach. Okay.

No. Mary Holland. It's interesting that not one of them really stayed, except I guess if we were to say it would be Mary Holland because she hasn't fully doven off the deep end and she was saying

she's been struggling with her faith, but her man is super religious too. Like, they need to get married. If they're not together, still I'll be so upset. Oh my gosh, I mean, the show, what I also really like about it is like, these most recent episodes were filmed in June or July. Like, it was a quick turnout.

They filmed that Hulu thing. And they teased the second season because they're talking about Bezos's wedding. So when does that come out? When did they talk about that? At the very end, it was like, you know, next season or whatever. It was like a hype. And she's talking about if she's seeing someone, they're like, is it Tom Brady? Oh.

Did you see that trailer? No. I only saw the trailer. Then she's like, no, I'm seeing. She doesn't answer. And then she's like, the guy I'm seeing now, like, I have a lot of hope for. Like, I think it's really has a lot of potential. And they cut to her and some guy walking.

So it's filming from the back. We don't see the guy walking onto like a helicopter. Wait, how did I miss that? I saw the preview of like Mary Holland and Jules, like talking about moving to L.A. Did you see that? They were in Central Park. Yeah, that was on the episode. That was an episode?

Yeah. Oh, I guess there's one episode I didn't watch then. Oh, so at the end of that episode, yeah. Okay. At the end of that episode, they tease like, Coming up on Sneder Live, what's the name of the show? Love Nighter. Yeah.

Yeah, it seems like a teaser for an upcoming season. Oh, you're one episode behind. I guess I am. And I've kept up this whole time. I've kept pace. Oh, so you didn't see the DM. What do you? Can I just tell you?

What DM? So they're at her pride dinner, Sarah Jane. Yes. And Grace Ann gets a DM being like, one of your sister's boyfriends has a baby with my friend. Right. Who is it? And like, and so,

it's pretty much assumed that it's by count. Right after she's talking about, like, maybe moving to L.A. Like he asked her, she's telling her parent, she hasn't told her sisters yet, but she's, like, really thinking about it. And then she gets this DM, and the second she sees the screen, she doesn't even read it, she starts crying, because she has

been cheated on before, and both times she found out be a DM. And so who's crying? The next day. Mary Hall. Mary Beth. She's like crying, crying. It's just assumed that it's Jules. I don't think it is. So the next day, they're like, Grace, you have to DM the girl back

and be like, who are you talking about? And they're actually filming their confessionals for Hulu when Grace gets the text and they say it's blank. They bleep out his name, not Jules. It's not anyone on the show. I told him. I don't know who. You made me sick for no reason.

I said it. And Mary Beth was sick. She had to ask him. Do you have a baby with someone? And he was like, no, I swear. And like, now he's like in the swamp, you know? Get this man out of the swamp land. Which I was so happy for friends.

and rea like this viscount is being accused of having a like he swam i know and like when they were like talking shit about like his title and stuff like i wanted to fucking kill grace anne like oh no actually that was brooks sorry no but grace and like open the door and also yes and let's just keep leaning on trailer sex which was like really uncool yeah no i was actually really mad at them because mary holland has the opportunity at like a a really amazing life with this guy like he's british royalty and he loves her and he's such a good guy and he's such a good guy and And I felt like they were sabotaging it, and that really pissed me off. So who else is?

It's probably someone's old boyfriend or whatever that they, it's probably Gleb. They bleeped out. Yeah, like, who gives a shit? It's a hundred percent glab and they think that like. Fucking Gleb, I can't stand. He should be fired, honestly, like, because they're both employees of ABC. Like, not to be like a narc, Karen H.R. They're both employees of Hulu.

He's clearly threatening her with like revenge porn. I think that's because they were saying it's illegal. Like, you should be fired. Go tell Jimmy. Yeah, Jimmy. Why don't you make yourself useful? You make yourself useful. And fire that freak.

I feel like there are also so many, he's just one of, you know, a rotating cast. A dancer. Now he's a part of this loser duo. I cannot wait to tune in to dancing with a star tomorrow. And I'm going to be like, I'm literally going to be like sabotaging Hilaria's partner. Wow.

Well, I'm excited. I have another episode to watch. I'm glad it's not Jules. You know what? I'm glad I know that now because I can't handle stress. I know. I was so upset. I can't handle stress at this moment.

it was really sad it's for the best that apartment is gorgeous i do think they all have their own rooms it seems like brooks's room there's a room with the hats on the wall yes that's grace anne okay and if it's so two people we're gonna share i feel like it'd be mary holland would be sharing with someone really feel like it's just a two youngest no but like grace anne needs her space no they also like she says she feels like a black sheep like she is a bit of an outsider yeah and she like the other girls like i don't know i feel like they go along to get along more just like you know keep it moving and like she just like gets like is more sensitive I have one more thing to say Mary Beth like calls herself the peacemaker and they all said like

yeah she doesn't really get involved in the drama she's like the peacemaker and everybody goes to her when they're fighting with another sister to like talk shit about that sister and she's really not a peacemaker she gasses that person up she's like yeah she's kind of annoying she's like always like she involves herself she talks shit she gases up the person and makes them think that they're right a peacemaker like offers a rebuttal says like maybe you know let's take it slow I guess but I get to hear really something come out of Mary Holland's mouth that I disagree with. So I think she's just like a true. Oh, same.

I think she's just like a voice of reason. And it's like if she's agreeing with you, like you're probably right. And we'll go and talk to the other sister who's probably well. And Sarah Ann being like going to Mary Beth and being like, you know, everybody calls me a ho. It's like not my thing. And it's like, it's like not a real conversation. And like you, you embrace that in the first couple of episodes. You were like, yeah, like I got roster, roster, roster.

And so now you don't like. You're saying she's a hoa show. I want to say that lesbian bar scene where they're singing Pink Pony Club was the cutest thing ever. Oh, I didn't see that yet. What? Oh, so I guess Pride Dinner is the last episode. Yes, yes. Pride Dinner, I saw a preview for.

Yeah, okay. So do you want me to tell you about Pink Pony Club or no? No, no. Let me have my own experience with it. It was really cute. Let me see if I feel the same. I just love Brooks. Like, I'm obsessed.

I followed her on like all platforms last night, like being such a freak. I was talking here. She's just really funny. This isn't going to be like mean. You don't expect somebody so pretty. to be so funny. Yeah, and I love that they're so sisterly and like they're so close, like they're so

close knit, they're close in age, like Sarah Jane's 23 and Brooks is 28, that's four girls and five years. Like, it's crazy that Sarah Jane is the youngest. Yeah, it's, they're just like really cute, really like Steeney and Sisterly and like that's so real and it's nice to watch. And they're so gorgeous. They're sickeningly gorgeous.

I really am curious what Brooks would look like with, and she, like, talks openly about, the fact that any time she's been told to like get a no job, whatever, she does what she is told to do. And that's why she, that's what she says, why she's so successful. But I'm really curious because the rest are supernatural, right? They don't look like they've had a ton of filler. I'm sure they've had, you know, like the usual. The usual. But they look really like the OG versions of themselves. And I was looking at pictures of Brooks last night and she's so different looking. I would love to know what she really would look like right now. I actually don't like

see the resemblance between all of them. Do you? I think they all look alike besides Brooks. Oh, you think so? Oh. I mean, Mary. Holland is twins with her mother. Sarah Jane, who she reminds me of in addition to Kylie when she's speaking, Victoria Fuller. I heard people saying also Rachel Kirkland. Victoria Fuller. Like maybe for you guys, Rachel.

For me, it's Victoria Fuller on my screen. It's crazy. And did you see my text? Ben made the most amazing call about Mary Holland. What? She looks, but more so like her mannerisms and her talking, she is twins with your friend Sam from college. Sam Frankel?

Yeah, watch. I texted you. I said, Ben said that Mary Beck is. Oh, I didn't even see that. Is you, when you watch tonight, just like think of Sam, you're going to be shook. Oh, that's so crazy. What, like, that's such a compliment. Yeah.

So who's your favorite, Brooks? Of course. Yeah. Who's your favorite? Well, yeah, probably Brooks, like, you know, at a glance, but like, I really love Mary Holland. I'm really rooting for her. I mean, you are a Mary Holland, too. She has such great style.

Even, like, her business idea is actually not a bad one, but it's like, girl, just be a lady. Like, don't. Or go back to Deutsch. Don't work that hard. Agreed. But yeah, no, there is a need for that for the independently employed to have financial. It's called like QuickBooks. QuickBooks.

But we, but it's not, you know, they don't speak the language of Gen Z. Okay. It's such a bad idea. Like, I wanted to shake her. And honestly, I'd like to Gray Sand in that moment being like, okay. Sure. It's an amazing show. I cannot wait for season two.

Sign me up. Yeah, same. I can't believe it's over. I thought, like, it was just, I thought it's not over for you. It did. I know, but, like, I didn't realize that, like, this was the last episode. I thought it was coming out week, week, week, you know. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, so the preview. I thought, I thought the whole series came out at once. No. Oh, who doesn't do that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

So the video, the trailer that I saw is just the next week's episode. Pretty sure. Oh, she's talking about the baseball. sweating. Oh, I'm sat. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm sat. Yeah. Okay, cool. Everything's okay. Okay. Great. All right, you guys, we have to get this episode up. It's such a long episode. Thank you so much listening to the toast. The Millennium Morning Show where we tell to live the fast-fi-story stories that you need to know everybody on YouTube. Please don't subscribe me on this video, thumbs up. We're also available as podcast and our podcast.

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