The Toast - I Miss My Man: Tuesday, June 23rd, 2026

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

1. Hailey Bieber Dares to Bare in Sexy New SKIMS Campaign (PEOPLE) (14:45) 2. Keke Palmer gives cheeky update on Sean Evans romance after NYC date night (Page Six) (20:06) 3. Ina Garten Is Embracing... ‘Messiness’ in Upcoming Podcast: ‘It’s Happening in Real Time’ (PEOPLE) (24:07) 4. Why Brooklyn Beckham is ‘fuming’ over parents David and Victoria’s Father’s Day posts (Page Six) (35:07) 5. Taylor Swift Supports Fiancé Travis Kelce at Tight End University Event Following Couple's His and Hers Pre-Wedding Celebrations (PEOPLE) (38:08) - Love Island USA Recap (42:40) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:09 It's Jackson, Claude and every show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toes and happy Tuesday. Even though it's Tuesday, it just kind of feels like I'm living in a dream. Like, is it dream day? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Because, yes, it's just a regular old episode of The Toast, except for the fact that, like, Jackie is here, like, seriously, in a physical sense. In name only. Hey. Oh, and that's it. She texted me at, like, you're actually going to crack up. She checks me at like 745 and was like, I have no voice I can podcast. Basically like, you know, find Ben, figure it out. Like I'm out. I was making like a Michaela de Garra
Starting point is 00:00:52 TikTok. It took me like an hour so I didn't see. And then I'm like fully dressed at 845. I'm about to leave the house. And Jackie's like I can't. So her voice is like pretty much gone, except like it comes sporadically. Like right now. Oh my God. It's funny because I haven't spoken on all morning. I've been on vocal rest since five o'clock last night, not saying one word. Because This is my trade. Of course. It's my instrument. Vocal health extremely seriously here at the toast.
Starting point is 00:01:18 And I haven't been able to get out one word. Then when you call me to say, oh my gosh, I just saw your text and Ben's not here, my voice came in. And then right after the call, my voice left. And Claudia, sitting here right now, I've not had this much voice in the last 12 hours. It's a miracle. It knows. It knows to get.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Well, the thing is, don't let your voice come back too quickly because the premise of today's episode was like I'm just going to be like talking to a wall. I just needed you here physically. To nod and smile. Look pretty. Sit and look pretty. Just what you usually do. I like I can't solo episode but like if you're in the room and you're just like nodding like that's a solo episode. You know? Yeah. This is why it's your dream episode even though my voice is getting stronger and stronger as we sit here. No it's not. It's really not. I can't argue with you. I choose the stories. I can only. I can only agree with you. You choose the stories and I have to keep my thoughts. thoughts to a minimum.
Starting point is 00:02:13 And the thing is, like, if you're a good person in this life, the universe will pay you back. Like, that's exactly what's happening. And it's like, you've never wanted to be a solo podcaster. I don't know. You're kind of talking a lot. Like, I thought it was like my episode. You've never wanted to be a solar podcaster because that's like a hard path to walk, you know? But having a podcast with a sister who lost her voice is your dream come true?
Starting point is 00:02:36 It's a dream come true. And you know what? Actually, I was thinking on the way to the toast today. Like, if we ever go through a rebrand, which. I don't think we will. I think the name, the toast, like, it's literally the best name. We have, I have no issues with it.
Starting point is 00:02:46 But, like, let's say something happens. Like, you know, like, ISIS was a beautiful name until the organization. Like, what if they started terrorist organization named Toast? The name of the dog in Downton Happy. Exactly. So you never know when, like, a word can change meaning. It happens.
Starting point is 00:02:58 If we ever need, I think we should remand to the crack. Because, like, we're always cracking. And we look forward to cracking. And I know, like, this isn't colloquially used, but I could see somebody being like, hey, give me, like, the gossip. Give me the crack, you know? Just an idea.
Starting point is 00:03:14 You never know what's going to happen. I just wanted to put it out there. Keep it in your back pocket, but someone could steal it. Well, I have proof now that I came up with it first. Trademark it. So today is what, Tuesday. Oh, DTQ, we will have to push deer toasters because, like, I can't do deer toasters alone. Jackie's sort of like, you know, who's going to be the toxic boy mom if she can't talk.
Starting point is 00:03:35 So we will save it for later in the week when she's feeling a little bit better. But today, like, we do have a job to do. There are actually a lot of stories. I chose them. Yeah, that's right. We have big news. And also Love Island last night, day two, night two of Casa Amore. And the fact that I lost my voice during Casa Amor.
Starting point is 00:03:49 I'm being punished for something. Also, sound off in the comments. Like, how do you get your voice back? Like, obviously she's going to go on vocal rest, drink a lots of fluids. But like, where's the magic? Can we get a steroid shot? Like, what do you do? 100%.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Being on vocal rest as a parent is very interesting. And a podcaster. No, no. As a podcaster, of course, it's detrimental. As a parent, it's very interesting. because I can't say anything. I have to parent. And they have to really pay attention to me.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Do they know that you're on vocal rest? They know that I've lost my voice. They are looking for it. That's really cute. It's really cute, but they really have to, like, listen to me because I can't speak that much. They have to look at me when I'm trying to communicate. Is this a parenting hack?
Starting point is 00:04:32 It's very efficient. It is. And they also, like, feel bad for me because I sound sick. so they're like patient with me. They're patient with mom. That's really beautiful. I love this like, you sound like Caleb. Oh, no, Corbin, sorry.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Very, very deep voice. Yesterday I sounded like Kada. Yes, Kada does have like a raspy, like sexy. Hers is like that Phoebe buffet sexy voice. You do sound like kind of like, sticky shoes, my sticky shoes. Should I try it? My sticky, sticky shoes.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Yeah. There's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move Always gonna be That's not the right song You need more like what's like a sexy like sultry song Like like Ray like what's one of her songs like Baby no no no no
Starting point is 00:05:25 Where the hell's my husband Oh you need oh I know nothing could matter That's you eye Okay but you need like a sexy song I got it Everybody loves the things you do No wait I got it I got it I got it you have to do this From the way you talk
Starting point is 00:05:42 Wait well how does it go They try to make me go to re- That's what you need to do They try to make me go to rehab I said no no no Why Yes I've been back But when I come back
Starting point is 00:05:58 Oh no no no Rip So much for vocal rest Yeah, like I said, you're talking a lot This episode's like not even remotely going How I thought it would And like you can do the stories Like since you're feeling so fucking chatting
Starting point is 00:06:13 That's a waste of my breath It is, it is, it is And there actually are good stories today Are they the same stories I would have chosen? Do you think? Do you find? I did like choose a story being like I'm only choosing this because I know Jackie would I'm a garden sloshing a podcast
Starting point is 00:06:27 That's major news And we need to talk about the name So there actually is a lot I might have skipped it But like that's there weren't lead story news in my world. No, I know. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:06:38 So no. And you have to tell Ben. I have to tell Ben that Ina has a podcast. Absolutely. Also the fun thing about talking less, you sort of have to like infer what I meet. I'm doing that. I'm doing that with my husband. He keeps wanting to have all these conversations about like random shit.
Starting point is 00:06:57 And I'm like, do you know that now? I'm on a need to speak basis. Right. Right. And like literally the only speak you need to speak is the toast and then you need to be quiet the rest of the day. He comes in this morning. He's like, we need to talk about the outdoor furniture. No, we don't. We do.
Starting point is 00:07:13 We don't need to talk about it. What are you talking about? You have great outdoor furniture. Let's leave it at that. That's a waste of my breath. A thousand percent. It's like, you know, hurricane season and yada yada. Oh yeah, bring it inside.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Do you know that you need that neurolink? I was thinking the same thing. The chip in your brain that can like, read your thoughts and speak them. Literally. And I can't talk to text anymore. I was thinking that. I have to text to talk.
Starting point is 00:07:40 How do you like, how does Neurrelink work? Because like we all think things that we like, we're thinking them because we don't want to say them because they're like mean and hurtful or like nobody's business. How does Neurolink decipher between like I'd like to speak this and oh, she looks fat in those pants, you know? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:56 It's a great question. Just somebody to think about. Yeah. Now today's episode is not going to be in the lofty. Because again, I really, like, we're lucky for what we have and we need to protect the instrument. So I have PFFB'd, like, as much as I possibly need to. There's no, like, story or anything you want to say.
Starting point is 00:08:16 I can't interrupt you. Oh, I don't know if I've told you guys about the Claudia Edit, Claudia Oshry XU Beauty. It's, yeah, kind of a major partnership I'm doing in the beauty space with my favorite skincare company. You can have it over to my Instagram or UB Beauty Instagram to hear all about it. But basically my two favorite products plus two months of Soto method are being sold in a bundle where you can save over $100. I cream, neck cream and two months of the best fitness app on the planet.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Oh, I'm working out today. Ugh. It's literally ruining my day. Like knowing that I have this thing. Why do I do that to myself? What kind of work out Soto? Soto, yeah. You know, I made a TikTok.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Actually, I was going to send it to you today before I posted it because I feel like I was bordering on like toxic mom. Like being negative. Send it. Can I play it for you? Yeah. I love my child more than anything in this world. There is nothing I won't do for my child except play on the floor. Mommy's on the couch.
Starting point is 00:09:10 You're on the floor. I like can't get on the floor. And like we're in like floor era now. Like floor is everything. And it's like am I a bad mom? Like I will not get on the floor, especially with my bad neck. It's hard to be on the floor. Get a bean bag.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Oh, so you're saying I have to get off the couch. Like get closer to the floor, but not on the floor. A bean bag is. interesting. I just feel like floor is dad territory. Couch is mama. Agreed. But like a love sack. That's a good idea actually, a beanbag. Yeah, cute. And like this beanbag, where am I
Starting point is 00:09:41 putting it afterwards? Like the sweeper? I know sweeper. The sweeper doesn't have a room for a beanbag. But that's, you know the pottery barn kids chairs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sit on those. Life size, yeah. I don't say. I would break that. Okay, I feel like that was a waste of
Starting point is 00:09:57 breath, that conversation. Like everything that we talk out today, has to be worth the breath and that was a bad one. So let's just dive in. How about that? Okay. Hit it. Oh, right.
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Starting point is 00:15:47 It was so I just know she bothers so many people with like her beautiful. with like her beauty, her joy, her success, her happiness, and like her man who like literally loves her so much. She like, she's continually rage-vating people. She was posting like a video of like him like sucking on her neck. And it's like I just know like it hurt a lot of people to see that. And I loved it. I loved it.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah. The pictures are amazing. The pictures are amazing. This is such a sleigh on skims on Kay. On Haley. It's been a while since like a skims campaign made waves. They had like a really good like steady two years. And I.
Starting point is 00:16:19 I feel like they've started to do less of them. I feel like there have been less, like, new drop collections. Was Sarah Pigeon? She was for road. She was for road. Got it. Okay. Yeah, I feel like I can't remember the last time Skims did, like, they had that,
Starting point is 00:16:34 were they doing Sabrina. They were doing the Love Island. No, not Love Island. It was like every month. White Lotus prostitutes. Like, yeah, they were doing a really good job. It was fun. I feel like maybe like they ran out of budget or something.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Yeah, or they spent all that money to then, you know, see how it recouped. If it was president doing anything with soccer. Okay, Jalen Brunson for Skims, when? Great question. Oh, big news. I don't know if you guys saw Jalen Brunson announced like, I'm so curious, like, what is he going to do after the NBA championships?
Starting point is 00:17:05 He hasn't, like, announced, like, anything yet. And the fact that he announced a children's book is, and I feel like he was just waiting to announce it so that they could write on the cover, written by NBA champion Jailen Brunson. Like, he was just waiting. I pre-ordered it already. And I just love that, like, that's what he decided to do. Because he really is, like, above all, like, he's just, like a role model for kids.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Yeah, he is. That book is going to go platinum in your house. A thousand percent. Ben's going to choose it every night. And Rubin, the number one Knicks fan is going to choose it. I'm so down. I get, like, such book fatigue. What are you guys feeling right now?
Starting point is 00:17:41 I'm, like, kind of into Medeline. And, like, I know it's for girls, but, like, somebody gave it to me and I like it's for me. It's all Larry's book. two little girls in two straight lines lived in a house with them vines. And I don't know, every time, I'm just like unimpressed by all these books, except I have to say one of the best baby gifts I got was from the tailors. They did like one of those, you know those companies that you like say the kids' name and they make a book with the name.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I own every single one. I love it. So this book is called Good Night Ruby. And it's like, I have Goodnight Charlie. Oh my God. It's so beautiful. And at the end, the end when he goes to sleep and he's like sleeping on a cloud. Yep.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I love it. As the how is it right with your lights on the vine? It's so good. And there's a little note in the beginning where it's like, you know, hope you have sweet dreams, love Auntie Taylor and Bo. Like it's literally the sweetest fucking thing. And I don't know why I thought those books were like, I don't know, corny and like AI generated.
Starting point is 00:18:35 No, it's the most beautiful fucking book. I love it. Some are better than others, but most are very good. You can get them at like pottery barn online. You customize them with the name. They have like seasonal ones. Like we have Hanukkah Bear for Harry. Oh cute.
Starting point is 00:18:52 This is like a good gift to get for someone. I'm telling you because it's so thoughtful. And like as the one like goodnight parade, it's like it's so good. Like the whole book, make sure you're getting the one that's like a parade. Someone got us one where you could put three in. So it's Harry, Charlie and Max are firefighters. That's really cute. They're firefighters.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Well, looking forward to new rotation when the book comes out next August. That's an insane lead time. That is. Right? What were we talking about? Oh, Haley-Bee for Skims. Sleigh Mama. I just love her.
Starting point is 00:19:26 I just love her. Like, I just love her. Very good. Very good. Good job, everyone. I like when people do their jobs well. I watched the bomb.
Starting point is 00:19:38 It's a video on Instagram again this morning. Ource. Claudia, you have such a wild side. Claudia, you have such a wild side that everyone should get to know. You dance and we see. sing at every place we go. Every second of that video is gold.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Pure joy. It's amazing. It's amazing. Watch it again. It's so good. And I can't deal with Marco. Like, I actually can't deal with her. Can't, won't.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Refuse. Okay, next story. Kiki Palmer has given a cheeky update on the Sean Evans romance after they were spotted on a New York City date night. So the actress gave a cheeky update. So the actress gave a cheeky update on her rumored romance With the Hot Ones host on Tuesday at Can Lions Festival During a conversation during like a Spotify event
Starting point is 00:20:25 Jay Shetty was interviewing her and like Slay Jay Shetty Okay not you being like a tabloid rat Like I thought you do like mindfulness not gossip but Slay He asked whether she was serious about Sean Evans And Kiki was like oh we're talking about this first of all I love Sean Evans I love Sean hey Sean that's my guy And I was immediately upset when I heard her say that she loves him because like if you're dating someone like you don't say that like you say that about it's giving
Starting point is 00:20:49 friend zone shetty pressed her on the photos that surfaced on dumois earlier this month she said we're hanging out you never know what could arise she clarified we're taking it day by day one wing at a time so to speak um yeah i was like i was worried after i saw that i agree with your assessment however i like that she said that's my guy yes but before that she said i love love Sean not once but twice. And I feel like that's really bad because if there's the possibility of you actually being in love with him, you would never say that.
Starting point is 00:21:26 That's what you say about like the guy who like you are friends owning. I think it's too early in their relationship for her to talk about it. So she's trying to keep it light. And by saying that you love him, that keeps it light?
Starting point is 00:21:44 L-U-V. I don't know. Page Six wrote at O-V. It's open for interpretation. I also want to put forth Kiki Palmer and I'm just like thinking about it now. And I have no issues actually with Ariana as the host of Love Island.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Like she does a fine job. But they do rotate quite a bit because I was just reminded that at one point Sarah Highland hosted the show. I forgot all about that. And I think like the world is ready for Kiki Palmer. That's a good guess. She might be too big for it.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Well, the thing is is that like I think that the people who watch Love Island, Like we said yesterday. Love Island is like a very Gen Z show. They don't know Bravo. Like remember when Sierra came on and they were like, who watches Bravo? And one person answered. Who was it, Jen? Keda.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Whatever. Like I don't think that this world gets Bravo. So like Ariana is like, she's great at the job. And I do think like her time is almost up just because they do swap, swap people in so frequently. And like put Kiki Palmer in. Yeah. Although Kiki Palmer is like so booked and busy. You have to be in Fiji for two months.
Starting point is 00:22:45 That's like a lot of time to be off of other projects. I think I think Kiki's like too big of a star They like like an influencer Yeah they do blend Ariel Vandenberg used to do it Right So
Starting point is 00:22:59 Who do you think is next Or do you think that they're like settled on Ariana I thought it was like a job that was sort of like a revolving door Yeah I don't think Ariana would ever leave It's a great job No no of course it's a dream job It's like You have to work like eight weeks out of the year
Starting point is 00:23:16 And it sustains all your other projects She probably gets so many followers every season because the show just gets bigger and bigger. Yeah. Oh, who's, I just saw a teaser. Oh, BB Rexa. You sent me that. She's joining the villa tonight.
Starting point is 00:23:29 UK. Oh. Okay, never mind. So I just want to say, I don't think Kiki Pummer and Sean Evans. Like, I think it was a bad date. Like, that's the vibe that I got. I think they're seeing each other.
Starting point is 00:23:43 You do? Mm-hmm. I love them so much. Like, it means so much. much to me. Any way to disagree with that voice. And not you like continually talking over me today. Like it's insane.
Starting point is 00:23:56 It's fucking insane. Like you've literally talked more than me. Getting. Love you Kiki Bomber, but seriously do better. We have a lot writing on this. Now the news that we teased at the beginning of the episode. I'm sad. Ina Garten is coming out with a podcast.
Starting point is 00:24:13 And she's quote, embracing the messiness in her new podcast, titled, Are you ready? Do you want to guess before? What was the name of her terrible memoir? Well, the memoir was good. The title was terrible. No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:29 What do you think her podcast is called? Bear my Contessa. Love that. No. Happy Hour with Ina Garden. It's so generic. I feel like first of all, there has to be at least 100 podcasts with that name.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Like, yes. It's a video podcast. launching in September, featuring TV show style interviews with her famous friends and plenty of cocktail-induced deep conversations. Any more information? Read more. In an interview with the New York Times published on Sunday, Ina explained that podcasting was kind of a younger and cooler thing,
Starting point is 00:25:09 and it was the thing that was moving so fast, and I thought it would really be fun to be in that stream. The desire then prompted a bidding war that ended with Vox Media offering the beloved celebrity chef a seven-figure deal in her upcoming show. while she has spent the last few months cooking up some fresh ideas with her executive producer, the first few episodes of the podcast would be filmed at her New York City apartment and an effort to embrace the messiness that she claims is lacking in traditional television. It's happening in real time.
Starting point is 00:25:34 It's not overedited, so it feels authentic in a way that nothing else does. I'm always in pursuit of that messiness of real life. Her list of dream guests floated around in her head. She's already teased her desire to have Tom Holland and Zendaya on the show to discuss how they like to cook for each other. Good luck. So, yeah, I have a couple of thoughts because weirdly, I ended up watching this, this is not Ina's first attempt at interview. She has a series, Be My Guest, yes, bare for Contessa, where she's had tons of like high profile celebrities who love her.
Starting point is 00:26:03 She had Jennifer Gardner. She had Stanley Tucci. And I have to say, it was really bad because Ina and I love her, she would not let anyone talk. I know that's like, you know, the pot calling the kettle black. But she's not an interviewer and she would like ask questions and then not let the person answer, and she was, like, fumbling all over the place. It was actually, like, it was pissing me off. But they were also cooking and talking about food, so, like, there was that, too.
Starting point is 00:26:25 But this is, like, purely interview. She's really not a cocktail queen. That's, like, not what people know her for. Like, I mean, all of her episodes and her cookbooks that have cocktail recipes, but she's not, like, Sandra Lee. Like, Sandra Lee's the cocktail queen. Is she going eating, like, hors d'oeuvres?
Starting point is 00:26:37 Yeah, I was thinking, like, cocktail. No, no, no, yeah, cocktail hour. Like, that's my happy hour, the whole thing being alcohol-driven, like, this makes no sense. Does she have a line of alcohol coming out? Are they cooking on the show? No.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Because I was going to say, it's just a cooking show, but you're calling it a podcast. And then it'll be on Netflix. It's a podcast, but it's just a cooking show. Non-union. Cooking interview. That's what her last show, be my guest was, where they would like come over, cook a dish,
Starting point is 00:27:04 sit for 10 minutes and talk. And the sitting for 10 minutes and talking without cooking was genuinely dreadful. I feel like I recapped it on this show because I was surprised at how bad it was, and she got insane guests. People love her. They'll probably be drinking.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Yes. TV show style interview. Doesn't say anything about cooking. No, it's interesting. The medium is expanding because this is a TV show. Correct. That's exactly what Pete Davidson's podcast for Netflix. It's a talk show for Netflix.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Yeah, it's a talk show and they're calling it a podcast because I guess it's less edited. No union. And it's not union. You're obsessed with the union. No, it's actually a very interesting, like hack around this age-old institute in Hollywood. Like if you ever wanted your things, you had to be a part of a union. And now, like a podcast, you don't have to.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I also think it's a way to get buzz, you know? If she was launching another- It's a buzzy word. If she were launching another cooking show, we'd be like, great, added to the list of 20 she's done. She's launching a podcast. It's our third story. A thousand percent.
Starting point is 00:28:04 I also feel like she really did not embrace social media for a long time. Do you remember that Instagram page that was obsessed with her? What was it called? Like, Ina. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? They used to make like these insanely viral memes all about Ina. It was like back in the meme age. What the hell was that account called?
Starting point is 00:28:27 Well, he still follow up. Barefoot Contessa meme page. It's going to bother me. Sorry, let me just like look this up. No, what was it? Guys, do you know what I'm talking about? She apparently like hated it. She blocked them.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Like she was really anti like social media. And I feel like recently she's like become a little bit more open. What the hell was that? InstaGarden. InstaGarden. Yeah. Yeah, it was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:29:05 That was like such like a thing of the like a moment in time. She hated it. She blocked them like she was really anti. So nice to see her joining us in the 21st century. Does Ben know this news? He's gonna freak. Good guys ex. You should call it.
Starting point is 00:29:19 You should call him and tell him live. Um, I can't. He is like golfing so he won't pick up. he's like it's so funny he got invited to play this like amazing course he's like I have to go it's like the most amazing course and it's like it's always some amazing course like Ben is seriously going to be at Augusta soon like he's played at every major course ever oh I thought you meant like every golf course is amazing no there are like a lot of amazing historic they do the US Open he got to play Shitticock but it's like everyone is special so like none of them are yeah there's a lot of special ones it's so funny like when we had a baby I was like he's never going to golf again the man golfs more than anyone I know Yeah, he should bring Ruby That wasn't for Are you ready for our next story?
Starting point is 00:30:01 No I just like I'm very excited for Aina Oh you want to keep permeating on that Not really, it's just like it's party G news I don't know why It's exciting for the medium It's it's
Starting point is 00:30:13 It's validating as podcasters ourselves Yeah and it's like And for Ben I feel like he's really gonna like Because it's like I guess that's why she went on good hang He wants to be like Aina. And Ina wants to be like him. Be like him.
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Starting point is 00:35:22 David and Victoria extended an olive branch to their eldest son amid their bitter family feud on Sunday when they shared throwback picks of Brooklyn while gushing over their beautiful family. Victoria included a snap of all four children, including Brooklyn's younger siblings, posing with their father. And meanwhile, David shared a black and white childhood photo, excuse me, featuring all of his kids. Brooklyn is holding baby Harper in his arms and then individual portraits of all the babies. But Brooklyn 27 was absolutely furious over the public gesture, he had previously asked them not to tag him in their social media posts, the UK son reported
Starting point is 00:35:51 on Monday. He's fuming about it, and the insider told the outlet, he asked them to leave him alone, and they just keep posting him. It just brings the whole thing up again, the insider continued. He wishes they would leave him and it alone. Pate chicks reach out to Brooklyn's rep, but did not immediately receive a response. In Victoria's Father Day post, she praised her husband as the best daddy. He's disgusting. Yeah, like you can do a whole ass commercial and your parents can't celebrate other. No, it's not even about you. They're celebrating dating. David. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Whether or not, whether or not you're a sniveling little shit, he's a father of four. Yeah, right. It's quite literally has nothing to do with you. And I actually love that whenever they post like family pictures, birthday pictures, they always act as if everything's normal
Starting point is 00:36:32 because it makes him look like a petulant child. It's like, yeah, what are you talking about? Your son, I love that they always post for his birthday. I love that they always post for mothers and father's day. He's not being written out. Like, I feel like it makes the whole thing so unsirious and makes him look even stupider. Yeah, but it's like regardless of what he's doing,
Starting point is 00:36:47 David raised four children We're celebrating Father's Day We're going to include that And how is that any different Or worse than his commercial? No, it's literally not bad at all. Like at all, I know. And this is just like tabloids, rumors and nastiness
Starting point is 00:37:07 But like I could see it being true. Brooklyn was there for the childhood So like going out of their way To find pictures that Brooklyn's not in Like why waste our time doing that? No, and what would the headlines be if he was cropped out or if he wasn't included. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I seriously can't stand. And whenever they do post these old family photos, it makes me sick. I know. They're very regular in a lot of their... The idea that you like devote yourself in your life to this child who grows up to be a little ingrate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:39 A spoiled brat. It's sickening. It's sickening. And I... It's just like very... It's odd when you look at their old. family pictures because this could be any family like you would never know that they're so like rich and famous like they're just like cutesy little family like gave him everything
Starting point is 00:37:54 everything that little harper is a cutie yeah i guess she was once three boy mama yeah she was yeah yeah okay did i finish it's like hard to stay organized i did that i did that okay one more story and then we have love island okay oh yay okay taylor swift supports fiance Travis Kelsey at the tight end university event following there, his and her as pre-wedding celebration. So Taylor Swift supported Travis at the tight end university event in Nashville for the second year in a row. On Monday, Taylor was spotted, pictured alongside her husband to be and his fellow tight ends, George Kittle and Greg Olson at a party ahead of the 2026 T.EU season. So the pop superstar, don to yellow floral, jacquard.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Joucard. Joucard. Mini dress from Simkai. Oh, slide. From the occasion, teaming the outfit with a pair of matching yellow. Crystal Aquazarra Stilettos and her signature red lip. We just got this one photo. Shout out Claire Kittle for posting it because that's how I saw it.
Starting point is 00:38:54 And I guess it's like this thing. Travis started with these two other tight ends in the NFL. I don't know what exactly tight end university is, but it's like on the map now because Taylor went last year. And that's also when she sang, right? Yeah. She performed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:08 It's crazy to go out so close to the wedding. I know. And also, I guess, coming off what there was their joint bachelor, bachelor's parties, right? Was join? Well, the same weekend. Travis is wearing also like a kind of of a pair of culots that you used to wear
Starting point is 00:39:26 during the early days of the toast. Who remembers Jackie's culots that like I gave her endless grief for? I didn't notice I'm on my way because I don't look at men. Yeah, I barely looked, but I'm like, obviously doing the stories now, so I'm looking for like conversation starters and the pants sort of jumped out of me. They're shorts, but they're really long.
Starting point is 00:39:45 I'd say this is one of the weirder out I've ever seen Travis in. Yeah, right. But he looks nice. Yeah, he looks nice. Like a colored shirt. Claire Kittle looks bomb. That's our Sports Illustrated
Starting point is 00:39:56 swim suit model right there. Oh, true. Yeah, she's wearing microchlorid. She looks awesome. Legs for days. Legs for days. So I guess the wedding countdown is on. They see she's getting married a week from Thursday.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Wow, that's actually crazy. Yeah, the guy on the right. Greg Olson. I always remember him because he was at Olivia and Christian's wedding. Okay. And he was like turned up. But speaking of Olivia and Christian, my favorite thing in the world right now is her sharing her home renovations in the home. We have to talk about Olivia Copos. First of all, just baseline. It is the most gorgeous. I'm screenshot in everything. I have never seen a home run out. I actually don't really care about people's home renovations. Like everybody does the same modern farmhouse. She has the most insane decorator. She has a very point of view. It is her playroom. It's her dining room. It's insane. And she's showing
Starting point is 00:40:52 a lot of the before and afters. Now, a little history of the home is that the home formerly was owned and resided in by George and Amal Clooney. They bought it from them. It's very difficult to imagine that they lived in that disgusting house. Like, it's obviously a mansion.
Starting point is 00:41:08 And I know she doesn't mean any shade, but it's like, you showing how they lived is insane. They had the ugliest house. house. And I say this is somebody who has no house. Like the ugliest house I've ever seen in my whole life. And it's particularly the dressing glam room, which was a dressing glam room before. But Olivia made it her own. There's no way Amal did glam in there. It is a bunker. She did also every single space. It's not just that it was ugly. It was just like so odd. Like a random leather couch in the
Starting point is 00:41:42 hallway. Like dark, everything dark. Everything dark. Two bathrooms just. next to each other. Oh, yeah. Olivia's like, do you guys remember that quirky dual bathroom? I'm like, that's nice of you. Do you guys remember this freaky ass bathroom? So it's so funny because anybody's sharing
Starting point is 00:41:55 their home run it would be like, this is how the previous owners had him. We'd all be like, oh, it's ugly and now it's pretty. But just knowing that the ugliness was George and I'm all, it's my favorite thing to watch. It's like such, she's not trying to shade them. Of course not. She's just showing what she did, but like, it really is so bad for them.
Starting point is 00:42:10 She never shares that the home used to belong to George Clooney. It was like in page six. So it's just a fun fact that Jackie and I know. And now that you know it, you will watch Olivia Coppos stories and you will, seriously, your jaw will drop that. Like, there's no way Amma Cluny lived there. Like, zero. So dark. Maybe it was an investment. Like they never lived there. No, that's a home. That's a family. Yeah, it was their main home too, like in L.A. So dark. So ugly. Keep your eyes on it. It's the best. And it's really just gorgeous. Yeah. Really is. All right. Let's dive into our Love Island recap. We sent home six guys last night, but we met them 30 minutes. prior so it's not like a real mass dumping as this article is referring to it.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Night two Casa Amor, the girls finally had their Casa experience. They got not six but 12 guys. And I was shook, honestly. We got a little bit of the guys at Casa like settling into their couples first night. So it's very interesting. I guess they didn't do like an official recoupling like we thought they just asked the girls if they would sleep at them. Maybe they all like talked about who they won and they came to some sort of agreement.
Starting point is 00:43:14 same with the girls. Now I thought that the girls, like the process where they chose six guys versus 12, we didn't see any of that. We don't know who's interested, like who wants this guy to stay and who wants that. I thought they chose really poorly, if I'm being honest.
Starting point is 00:43:29 I didn't think it was like the hottest crop of dudes ever. But, and people say that. People are like, these casa boys are ugly. I don't think the OG villager boys are that hot. No. No, but like, Like I think that the girls that they got at Casa Amor are like an insane crop of women. And that the guys that they got at Casa Amor are like subpar.
Starting point is 00:43:52 So it's like an interesting, I feel like it's intentional. I think women are more beautiful. Well, of course. And I don't know, all the excitement I was feeling after like the movie night, I just, I don't have a lot of faith that any of the girls are like, all they do is talk shit. Ah, fuck this guy, fuck this guy. Amaya, I miss my man. Sorry, Anaya, I miss my man.
Starting point is 00:44:12 when Anaya said I miss my man I was like you're so fucking unsurious Are you kidding me? I don't think Kada is going to step out Especially because the guys are not worth stepping out for Like the Casa more guys are not much cuter Than the I don't think Kada's gonna step out I don't know if Anaya is even though she got a good one
Starting point is 00:44:28 Melanie is definitely not Jen has nothing to lose And then who's oh Trinity's not Like I'm telling you I don't think anything's gonna change Except I think maybe Anaya will come back for Casey He's so not coming back for her their experiences could not be more different. And it genuinely begs the question
Starting point is 00:44:45 because I don't feel like Casey is lying to Anaya. I don't think he's been dishonest about who he is. So the fact that she has experienced these three weeks with Casey and she's at Casa Moore talking about how she misses him and he's at Casa Moore actually having sex. Like, what are you missing? I don't know. That was embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Kenzie's going to pick someone new. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. When he left that photo of her. Corbyn really embarrassed her more than anyone else. More than the others, yeah. Trinity seems to. to be into new guy.
Starting point is 00:45:14 I feel like that was just like an editing ploy. Like Zach is having a breakdown the same time Trinity. I just feel like Trinity is like a fun, good time gal and is like taking advantage of an opportunity to kiss someone in spite of Zach. But when it like really comes down to brass tacks, I think she will choose Zach. Even the way she was sitting with him,
Starting point is 00:45:31 like they were like interlocking pinkies. They were just like touching each other. Not because they made out in the photo booth. Like everyone's making out. It means nothing apparently. Yeah, flirty. Yeah, I don't know, I think she might be into him But yeah, I feel like the guys
Starting point is 00:45:45 They got to Casa, all new girls Didn't mean they don't care about their old girls They're gonna experience this And then they're gonna be like, actually, I like my other girl better So yeah, I'm not confident I think a lot of them are coming back to their girls But now they have all this stuff to answer for Oh great, we could watch us say miserable people
Starting point is 00:46:05 Be miserable and fight like great Also I was surprised. I thought they chose poorly in terms of like the 12 to 6 and like not them leaving behind both enormous guys. I feel like nothing like stunts more on your old boyfriend than coupling up with the biggest dude you've ever fucking seen who were both so cute.
Starting point is 00:46:23 They were so cute. They were so cute. And yeah, like that's why Anaya is so silly because like I guess all of them got to choose one guy and she likes the volleyball guy. But. And by the way, he's really cute, Carl. He is really cute.
Starting point is 00:46:35 But those other two guys were so cute. Uh-huh. so hunky. I was shocked, not even one of them. God chose. I mean, it obviously goes without saying the challenge was just disgusting.
Starting point is 00:46:46 I can't keep having this conversation. It was disgusting. We had to watch 24 kisses. Like, I was in hell. And a lot of them were like particularly disgusting. But, yeah, I think that guy Ronnie was really handsome. Yeah, he is.
Starting point is 00:47:00 But I didn't think there was like a lot of insanely handsome guys. And I don't know who Jen. I think that surfer guy is like who Jen is. Gall. The one who like lives in. in California works at the surf shop or the surf and coffee, whatever?
Starting point is 00:47:11 She likes someone named Go. Is that the same? Okay. I feel like on Sunday night when we watch that episode, it was like the whole show's about to change. And I don't know, I just feel like it's going to be a lot of the same bullshit. We're going to have to watch Zach and Kate up,
Starting point is 00:47:28 find their way back to each other and still be insufferable. Same with Melanie and Sincere. When Zach is investing in the girl who's going home tomorrow. Oh, yeah, and who also made out with her his brother. So she told him that she made out with Charlie. She told the girls that she went on a date with Charlie. Very different. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Also, I know they're going to send her home for her social media behavior. You think? Yeah, so they have to. That's the precedent. That's the precedent they set with Ulyssa. But I think they're going to wait to see if she even makes it back to the villa. If anybody chooses her because they want her to disrupt the house. And then the next day they'll set her home.
Starting point is 00:48:04 And it's like if, you know, Bryce bought her. or Zach, he still has to answer for the fact that he brought her in. And he's single, too. Well, I don't think Cada's going to choose anyone, but Katie's like so... No, but like, even if they come back together, they'll have to overcome Alana. I think they'll use her for a few more episodes before they start home. And maybe the boy... It's really inconvenient if they have to send her home.
Starting point is 00:48:24 And maybe the boys won't even choose her, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, also, the Persian girl, Parmita, who I love, is with Caleb, which I love. But it looks like tomorrow night. Who she's in tomorrow tonight? Is it Corbyn? Caleb's like twin nemesis Whose name I can't remember Yeah, Corbyn GBT
Starting point is 00:48:46 I think he was kissing Parmita He's kind of irresistible Like the girls He must be really tall And he is really cute His personality sucks But like he's really tall Just based on looks
Starting point is 00:48:56 He's kind of irresistible Yeah I guess so All the girls liked him When he came in Yeah I hope they bring some girls back Those girls are so cute
Starting point is 00:49:07 Oh of course Casey and Tierra. Tierra. I love her. Super nanny. Super nanny. She said I'm a part-time nanny and model.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Like, sleigh and prostitute. Like, I love her. I love her. I think she's literally gorgeous. I think that he's so, he has a lot of pent-up sexual tension from like being in the villa, sleeping with an eye every night. And, you know, one of the things I like about her
Starting point is 00:49:32 is that she's not, like, a very sexually forward. She's not going to be doing all this stuff on TV. She's not French frying or hideaway or whatever. So I think that, like, he's in this very sexually charged environment with sort of no outlet to release his frustration. So he's just sort of like humping Tierra every chance he gets that I don't know if he even has a connection with her because he's so blinded by his own sexual frustration. Yeah, I could also see him going. I could see everyone going back to their couple.
Starting point is 00:49:57 If Casey and Anaya, when she said, let's say it on three, I miss my man. Like there's so many reasons by both of them saying that is insane. I just do really believe that Melanie and Sincere, however toxic it may be, they have a genuine connection with one another. Anaya and Casey are a shell company incorporated. Like there are no real feelings there. They were put together by default. He actually, for the first time,
Starting point is 00:50:18 referenced that in today's episode, being like, you know, we were just put together by default in the beginning and sort of been just an uphill battle ever since. Melanie and Sincere have happy times. You know, they have happy conversations sometimes where they're smiling and laughing. Every conversation between Casey and Anaya is a fight. And I'm sure you'll say,
Starting point is 00:50:37 There's things we don't see. No, like, if you fought in the morning and you fought the next day in the morning, you probably fought last night too, you know? So tonight's episode, what happens? Just more, Casa, Moore. Yeah. Still not a date. Not a date in sight.
Starting point is 00:50:52 That's insane. Insane. There should be multiple dates. Yeah. That's how we can move things forward. Nothing happened before Casa Amor to accelerate things. We got five bombshells. That's it.
Starting point is 00:51:07 And I just want to say, and I mean this like with shade included. I'm not saying no T, no shade. I'm saying yes T, yes shade. Kada going to the hideaway with Zach, having sex with him with no commitment, no closed off. Like, that's poor decision making. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry, call me prude. But if you're going to be in a couple, I think having sex should be the thing you do when you close off.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Ash, she's crazy. I think that you should. I agree. Oh, we didn't talk about the lip biting and the bleeding at Casa Amor. And what a medical hazard that is. Like all these people are sleeping fucking one another. Like, and you're swapping blood? Well, they've all been thoroughly tested.
Starting point is 00:51:51 I don't know. I think it's insane. It is like they're swapping fluids all day long. Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. I agree with you about Keda. You know, if closed offness is what you want, which it is what most girls want. It's the point of the show.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah, but also, like you could say if some girls might just want to have sex because she feels like having sex. But that's not what it was. Kato really likes him. You know, women, emotions are involved in sex for women. And you know what, that's okay? Like, you don't like have to just have sex with everyone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:22 That's where I feel like sort of my like grandma, like generational gap with the cast like starts to play in because like I am being a little judgmental. Like what are you doing having sex with him in the hideaway like on TV? It's not even your boyfriend. And it makes even crazier because I keep thinking about the fact that Nick and Sierra last season were like the first and only couple to close off and he literally she got done from the villain he she never heard from him again but they were closed off and they were having sex that's still the craziest like they have not spoken since he returned from the island one whole ass year ago and
Starting point is 00:52:50 that's your boy that's your boy your nicolandria stands boy now are the nicolandria stands in the room with us are they just like box Claudia they're there but every time you talk about that they were there like when the show ended and they were like coming off and there was a couple of like light suspicions of people being like do you feel like this is big and you couldn't say that now even when we talk about Nicolandria people comment
Starting point is 00:53:13 like here and there that like we're so wrong they're so real Nickelandria stands show yourself I'm just curious like release yourself in the comment like post a picture of yourself too so I know you're not a bot yeah did you see Alandra's interview I did see Alandra's interview where she was like
Starting point is 00:53:31 sort of yelling at us Exactly. I did. But she did nothing to change my mind. That's the thing. Like they're so insistent. No, but like, and they're like defensive of their right to privacy.
Starting point is 00:53:48 It's like, girl, you are on love island. I basically start your coaching. But she wasn't even saying like, that's my boyfriend. We're in love. Like she was just saying like people don't know our relationship. We spend a lot of time together. Like, I've been with his family.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Yeah, all those things you can do as a business partner and friend. Of course, business partners always meet each other's families. Yeah, like, I just love her and I don't want to, like, it's not about her for me. You know what I mean? It was never about her. She has always been a queen. I poke holes in Nicolandries because I want her to actually have real love. But, like, I find him to be really deplorable for what he did to Sierra.
Starting point is 00:54:24 And I find that he's riding her coattails and her goodwill. 1,000 percent. And I think at first the fake relationship, Shell, come. was beneficial for both of them, but now I feel it harms her. Yeah. He is such a dead weight, like, doing club appearances.
Starting point is 00:54:41 While she's, like, literally building schools in Africa. Like, they're just not the same. And you know what? I pick Clark. They're still together, by the way, Taylor and Clark. He picked Clark, and he continues to pick Clark. And they got so much hate.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Him specifically for, like, you know, leaving his couple with Elandria. Meanwhile, look what it did for her. And he's in a happy relationship. They're on Beyond the Villa together. I could see Casey Anaya and Tierra Like being the Taylor, Elandria and Clark
Starting point is 00:55:10 And you think Casey's gonna I mean you think Anaya's gonna become like Alandra? Yeah, she could If he comes back with Tierra She's still hung up on Casey No, I'm telling you know who is like the breakout star Gonna have like the O'Landria? It happens once every year
Starting point is 00:55:25 There's like one girl who becomes a star Trinity. Trinity and I just want to say I endorse Everybody loves Trinity She has an amazing personality. I have slowly, like, moved on from the daylight savings blowjob. And somebody, we were talking about that at Mahjong yesterday. And we were explaining it to like a girl who doesn't watch daylight savings.
Starting point is 00:55:41 And I was like, yeah, and it was such a weird thing to say, like, what does it matter if it's daily savings? It's dark. And my friend was like, well, I think because she was saying that like it was darker than usual. And I was like, oh. That's why she said it. No, I totally miss that. I thought you was just like providing random context. No, and I'm not saying Anaya's going to be like a landry in terms of like famous success.
Starting point is 00:56:00 I just mean like in terms of living in the villa. with Casey and Tierra and be like, but why don't you feel that way about me and like sort of still holding on to this hope when like Casey is like, I pick Tierra. Well, she has an amazing guy.
Starting point is 00:56:14 That Carl, when he was teaching her Mandarin and Chinese, it was so fucking cute. And I just like Jalen. I know she's gonna fuck it up. Yeah, I know she's gonna fuck it up. It's like watching a train wreck in real time. He's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:56:25 He's six four. Okay. I just know she's gonna, when she said, I miss my men. Jackie, my man, he was never your man. What's to miss? He certainly isn't now.
Starting point is 00:56:39 It's almost like when you get kidnapped and you miss the kidnapping. Stockholm syndrome. Yes, like it was so miserable, but like it's the comforting place that you know and you just want to go back to it. I think all four OG couples are like that. Yes, I think it's very hard to leave your OG couple. I agree. Like psychologically, if we're talking about the psychological part of this experiment. And I don't know if the.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Casa girls and boys can do enough in a couple days to override the syndrome. Yeah. Is this CASA longer than usual? It just started. It's all week. No, I know, but they said it's going to be all week. They've released a schedule. Great.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Is it usually like a week long or is it like two, three days? No, probably a week. They got a milk kit. They rented that other house. They probably a week long rental. I feel like the longer it is, the more likely that someone could leave their couple. Yes. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Well, that was our show. I feel like I literally didn't get a word in. so maybe tomorrow your voice will be gone more and I could finally do like my dreams of having a solo episode while you're just merely in the room but that quite literally didn't happen. I probably still won't have a voice tomorrow so it'll be like this.
Starting point is 00:57:46 You have another shot. I just want to say I hated doing the stories. Like I feel like I was so busy. I was so frazzled. Claudia. We should have chat read the stories. Chat? Like you know how you can do like an article
Starting point is 00:57:59 click to press play and it reads the story out loud? Yeah, but our own, but then we wouldn't have the story. like the mispronunciations, like the fun along the way. Yeah, yeah. But we wouldn't have to read the story. It's the worst part of the show. Well, I can't read them tomorrow,
Starting point is 00:58:13 but maybe we could have like audio. No, I would, like, I know Bruce Suther's Pind wants me to use AI, but I just won't. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. So much listening to the notes and a morning show
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