The Toast - I Need To Get To Tom's River: Wednesday, January 24th, 2024

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the shows and happy Wednesday! Hope everybody's having a great Wednesday. It's Wednesday, it's hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. Speaking of someone I love, find me somebody to love. Find me Jacqueline Follet.

Hey Jax, how you doing? Doing better now that I plug my headphones in. Hi, Latour Deleu. I'm doing well. Happy to be celebrating the day of the hump with my favorite swirly. Would you say with someone you want to hump? Would you say that? No.

I hate to start off the show on such like a negative, sad note, but I did want to share a story that just like was reminded, I was reminded of because like humping, like who do I love to hump? Theo. Dude, daddy. And I've actually been really good with my like Theo grief journey, but like yesterday was like a really hard day for me. And I was on the Peloton and I did a Jen Sherman class and we were just talking about her.

She's the instructor who had that beef with Christopher Nolan. Like so funny. And she's a toaster and I've been wanting to take one of her classes. And for me, like I'm really not partial to different um instructors just the playlist right no but sometimes the instructors like if they're super chatty no thank you but if the chat is good I actually instructors matter yeah of course of course but for me music is primary because if there's a song I don't know it ruins the class like I'll leave like yeah so I found this Jen Sherman class that had you know John Mayer it was a low impact ride and I was just like recovering from being sick I'm like let me ease

into it John Mayer Andy Grammer um Vanessa Carlton and this Vanessa Carlton song comes on and I was like hit with a memory I had to totally block this out when Ben and I when Theo was like literally dying it was like a week out it was Thanksgiving weekend we had found out the week before and Ben's parents offered to watch Theo for the afternoon. They were like, go do something. So we went to the jet game. We ended up being miserable and not being able to think about anything else and left after five minutes.

But on the way there, in the car ride, it was just dead silent. And we were miserable looking at each other. And Ben wanted to put on the radio. And I'm like, please do not put on music. I feel like it's going to make me cry. He's like, no, we'll put on something good. And so this Vanessa Carlton song came out. I'm like, OK, Vanessa Carlton, harmless, right?

It was the song Ordinary Boy. Now, if you listen to the song Ordinary Boy through the lens of someone whose dog is dying, like you will seriously kill yourself. No, even just the title. Anything with boy. Just a boy, just an ordinary boy, but he was looking to the sky and like Jackie so I totally

forgot that like the song made me cry in the car and like I turned it off and I haven't listened like heard that song since then and it came on in the Peloton I'm literally in the gym like it's like a full gym like with people in it like sobbing on the bike like so cliche like exercising and crying but oh my, it just hit me. And then like my whole day was ruined. I couldn't stop thinking about the other whole day. Dude, well, it's good to get the grief out. And it's also good when you have days

where you're able to push past it. But sometimes you just have to let it wash over you because if you suppress it too much, it'll come out in weird ways at weird times. No, of course. But like I'm also low-key annoyed like that that song is ruined for me. That's such a good song.

If it makes you feel better, I haven't heard that song in so long. It's giving like, what's that effect? Mandela effect? Yeah, where it's just showing up. Keeps showing up. But for me, I get through. That's not the Mandela effect, but yes. I get through life without ever hearing that song.

I know, but now I'm going to have to actively avoid it. At least for the time being. Okay. One day you'll be able to listen to that song and smile. I want to do the class again. And it will remind you of Theo in a positive way. Yeah. You know, and you'll be glad to be reminded of the do.

Yeah. So that's what I've been dealing with. How are you? I'm good. Super busy day yesterday and we ended it with Freaking Fred, which is our monthly Patreon live show. Yeah, everyone's like, Jackson Claw, are you ever going to do a live show? We do now. We do it.

A monthly live show. We hadn't done it since last winter due to a lot of things. But now it's back. It's monthly and it's on Patreon. So we went live on YouTube last night. Everybody was live with us in the comments having fun. We do like an hour long show. and it's a jolly good show it's a jolly good show and it's very different from the toast like we have different segments different games like it's

really fun it's giving like watch what happens live energy it's just like chaotic yeah and I loved it I had so much fun and you can also like you tune in live at 8 p.m but if you miss it like you have to work or something the link is still live you can go watch it if you're a patreon member um so it's just fabulous fabulous fabulous yeah so that took up my evening and that was really it for me so no content updates not haven't watched every anything haven't read anything oh we watched a little bit more of the oc maybe like two episodes last night now we're at the part where seth is like stuck between anna and summer and it's just unrealistic like he's been in love with Summer his entire life

and Summer finally likes him back and he's like, maybe I should date Anna now who's like kind of desperate. Like even though I remember growing up watching the show hating Anna. She was the villain.

She was the villain because of her haircut. Of course. What kind of 16 year old was walking around with a pixie cut? Like seriously, she was just,

she was all for me. Now watching back, she really is a nice girl. At the end of last night's episode, we finally are introduced to Oliver. And I'm like, I don't even, like Ben is not ready for the journey he's about to go on with Oliver. No, he's not. One of the worst characters in TV history. He's like the Juliet of Gossip Girl.

He's the Juliet of the OC. He's worse. Who do you think was the worst villain in Gossip Girl? Juliet, Georgina. Georgina wasn't bad but Juliet Georgina or um Ivy I think Georgina is the most iconic villain of Gossip Girl no who bothered you like crawl make your skin crawl Georgina didn't make my skin crawl Oliver doesn't make my skin crawl he's like a great villain he crawl. He's like a great villain. He is. Juliet and Ivy are just like weenies of the week. Just trying so hard, so desperate.

Georgina and Oliver are actually like exact parallels. They're already in that world. They're not pretending. And they're just like disturbed people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so true actually. Great parallel. Yeah. But actually, and they're just like disturbed people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so true actually. Great parallel. Yeah.

But actually, you know, the creator of Gossip Girl is the creator of the OC, this guy Josh Schwartz. And there, you can tell like when you watch a show back to back, like how the same person made this show. Like there's a lot of the same formats and structures,

but just like East Coast and West Coast. Yeah. Yeah. Like they, I think they use like a lot of the real places around the OC, like the South Coast Plaza. Like these are real places same with gossip girl like they would go to the empire hotel like that's a real place right right i like that yeah i like it too it's a great show i'm glad you guys are enjoying it i want to know ben's thoughts on oliver when oliver does

oliver tings when oliver does the thing that he does. The things. Yeah, but mostly like the one thing. What's the one thing? Pew, pew, pew. Oh my God, yeah. Yeah, like crazy. Crazy. That's Marissa though. Great judge of character.

That's in my future and I'm looking forward to it. That's really fun. Why does today feel like a Friday? Riddle me that. I'll tell you why. Because when you're your own boss, every day is a Friday. Yeah, I don't know why.

I was just like, oh, you could watch OC this weekend. It's Friday. That's like the vibe I'm getting. But you know what? Why not treat every day like Friday if you can? So funny how like personal the days are. You know what I mean? Because for me, like I'm having Monday energy today

because I have been sick for a whole last week. And today's like the first day I actually feel 100% better like I don't have to wake up in the middle of the night and take Advil like I feel so much better so I'm like and I got dressed and I got my hair cut yesterday so I just feel like I'm getting my personality back you know like I'm feeling like myself again and I like was walking to work with my music and like yes poppin pussy like I just it feels like a Monday like I'm ready and I woke up extra early made myself eggs I'm like yes pop off this pussy. Like I just, it feels like a Monday. Like I'm ready. And I woke up extra early, made myself eggs. I'm like, yes, pop off this pussy girl. Yes.

Oh, that's interesting. My last two days have been so jam-packed. Truly working until 11 p.m. That it feels like that was a whole week. Those two days. So now I'm like, Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. You know what?

I'm just going to like live my life as if today's Friday. Okay, wait. I totally forgot to tell you this because Ben forgot to tell me this. We get in bed last night. He's like, oh my God, I forgot to tell you. I was robbed yesterday. I'm like, excuse me? Now there is this, and I want to share the story because I need to warn the girlies. There's like a new scam going around. And it happened to me like a few months ago. Me and Ben were walking in the West Village at night and this young girl came up to us. And me and Ben were together. We were two people. She was one.

She was like a young girl. She wasn't threatening at all. So it didn't register at the time that this was like, it was like a scheme that was becoming popular within the schemer community. She was like, you guys, I lost my license. I need to get back. She named like a random, but a town I had heard of, like Ronkonkoma. She's like, I need to get back to Ronkonkoma.

Can you have $20? And I was like, no. Then Ben says, he gets in bed yesterday, and he's like, I need to get back to Ron Conklin. I'm like, can you have $20? And I was like, no. Then Ben says he gets in bed yesterday and he's like, I was robbed. And I'm like, excuse me? He's like, I was kind of like emotionally robbed. I'm like, what are you talking about? So Ben's walking to the subway. He's almost at the subway and he's passing a bank.

And as he passes the bank, this guy, and this is like a bigger guy, just Ben alone, comes up to him and like is very, very close to him. Ben said his chest was like touching his shoulder and was like, oh, I lost my license. I need to get back to Tom's River, which is a real city in New Jersey. He's like, my wife's waiting for me. Like, look, you can show, I'll show you a picture.

Like, I just like, I need some money. And he like wouldn't let Ben walk. And he was like, I just need the money. And like Ben was cornered. Ben was like kind of freaking out. And he was like, Ben was like, sorry, I don't have any cash. And the guy was like, oh, there's an ATM right there. Like, so it was a very kind of smart scheme.

They stop you in front of the bank. And Ben was like, all right, you know what? The bank is actually like full. There are people in there. Like nothing bad can happen to me in there. So Ben was like, you stay here. I'll go to the bank. He went into the bank.

He took out $40 and he gave it to this guy and left. And I was like, wait, what? Ben was telling me the story. He was like, honestly, I thought it was the best way to get out of the scenario. Like, I don't know what would have happened if I said no. And I'm like, yeah, I guess. And I'm like, happy that you're safe. But I'm like mad on your behalf that you got swindled. Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't just robbed emotionally. He was also robbed. Oh yeah. Yeah. But he was like manipulated into, it wasn't like there was a gun or a knife yet, but like he was like manipulated into it wasn't like there was a gun or a knife yet but like he was emotionally manipulated into being robbed do you know what I mean yeah well considering like the

actual robberies and thefts that go on in the city like this was light you know a light I was just happy that he was okay like people now are riding around on scooters swiping people's handbags you have to be so careful this is a new scheme that's why I wanted to bring it up like if somebody tells you that they're lost and they just need to get home like they're fine right but how do you get out of that situation like I know I was trying to think I'm like okay so what could we have done better next time for this not to happen and I said Ben like how do you walk because you how do you walk in the city like they're obviously choosing targets and I'm sure Ben was like on his phone like looking around like la-di-da

I walk like a linebacker like I've got something to protect I'm like I walk fast and hard. Yeah or you go into the bank now that you know this is a scheme you go into the bank and you like go to a teller and you tell them to call the cops. So that's what I told Ben to do but he was like you don't understand like I had to get to a meeting like I had the whole day like I'm like I would have gone to the teller and been like hi uh can you just pretend you're talking to me there's a man outside trying to rob me. I'm going to stay in here. They have a button.

You know, they have the button under the desk. Like, call the cops. Yeah. Or ask them if there's like a side exit. I know Ben just wanted to like get out, get clean. And you know what? He did the right thing because he's safe and unharmed. And the only thing he lost was $40, which like just killed me.

But it is what it is. Interesting. Well, thank you for that PSA, Turdy. Yeah. If somebody comes up to you in the street, because it happened to me and the girl was pretty innocent. Well, thank you for that PSA, Turdy. Yeah, if somebody comes up to you in the street, and it happened to me and the girl looked pretty innocent

and I actually felt bad for a second. I was like, wait, she's really lost and she needs to get back to Ron Conklin. I can give her $20.

But she just looked like, there was a little something shady about her and that's like the new thing. The new scam is like, I'm lost, I need to get back. And they name like an outer borough

and they're always, and now that I think about it, the girl in the West Village was standing in front of this like bodega with an atm they stand in front of an atm it's actually pretty smart i was thought he was gonna say i have venmo oh my god lol it's like if you have venmo then like don't you have apple pay a metro card to get on the train yeah but i personally i have venmo and no apple pay i don use Apple Pay. That's insane to me. I mean, okay, so yesterday I got my haircut.

I don't know if I told everyone. Last night I got my haircut. And before my haircut, because my haircut was kind of late, I got myself a manicure. So I didn't want to bring a bag. These are like girly errands. I don't need like a big tote. So I shove all my shit in my pockets. I get to the nail place and I don't have my wallet. I'm like, do you guys take Apple Pay?

And they're like, yeah. And then I realized, and I like this nail place because they let you tip on the credit card. So I'm like, okay, I'm all set here let you tip on the credit card so I'm like okay I'm all set here I texted my hairstylist I'm like do you take Apple Pay she said yeah like how great is that

I didn't have to go home you need to get Apple Pay you need to get one card especially I mean you don't live in New York and like in New York when you get in a taxi you can pay with Apple Pay

and instead of like going through your bag looking for a $5 bill or a credit card to like swipe and sit there like an asshole like it's really kind of I can't believe you don't use Apple pay.

I was just talking about this on the Patreon episode with Olivia about Disney. Which I need to listen to. I'm saving it for my flight tomorrow. Because I was saying how she just like understood the Disney app and like we were paying for merch through the app, like lickety split. She taught me how. And then of course the two stores where I'm buying the merch is store isn't on the app and they're like, do you have Apple pay?

And I'm like, no. And I'm the only fool like with a physical credit card at Disney, like rummaging through my bag looking for my credit card. You're giving trad wife, like you're giving old school. Turdy, you know the way to my heart is to say that. You have to have one credit card on your phone. I know Ballerina Farm doesn't have Apple Pay, so I don't have Apple Pay. I don't know.

She's like extremely tech savvy with her 10 million followers. She is. Okay. Maybe I'll do it then. Just one. It's also really good in case of an emergency. No, I will. Also, I'm going through something right now where.

What are you going through? I got a new phone. How thrilling. It took me about a week and a half to find the time to set it up. It is an hours long journey. I start to set it up. I'm moving hours long journey. I start to set it up. I'm moving everything over and then I move over my cell phone number

and they say, can't complete, call Verizon. Well, you just put in the SIM card. There's no SIM card. It's like a metaphysical SIM card. Come again? Like I don't have a SIM card. Every phone does. You just stick an earring.

No, it's a digital SIM. Like you just have to like confirm confirm on both phones which I did denied access denied they said like try the sim to call Verizon no I didn't try the sim so then I'm like between two phones now I'm still using my old phone because the new phone doesn't have my phone number I can do everything on my new phone with wi-fi but I don't have cell service now do me a favor after the toast try switching sim cards and tell me if it works okay how do you get your sim card out of your phone uh safety pin you just pin it in and then you flip the cards the old one to the new one and the new one to the old one okay where's the new one probably doesn't have a sim

card it's on the side of your phone like take your case off okay I'm taking my case off take your high contrast baby I know and now that like Charlie's getting older I don't need this case anymore it's beautiful thing I have like a really nice pleany one waiting for me. Do you see like the little hole? Yeah. You stick a safety pin in it. I have never done that before in my life. I've never physically changed my sim card. That's insane. That's literally how you get a new phone. Like what are you talking about? No it like transfers my number. Trad wife. Trad wife what are you you calling Verizon? Me like, hey, I got a new phone. I never had to call.

This was the first time that things went awry. And I feel like it's because I waited too long to set up my new phone. No. Because when I order my new phone, I order it for my phone number. Like they know. They just know. They know, of course. And that's why like the SIM card makes it so easy.

Like you just switch it. I'm just like, I've never, I've never done it. I kind of want you to like do it right now on the on the podcast like just so i can prove my point i mean if zach would bring up my new phone it's been charging and a safety pin and a okay that's gonna be a little harder or you could use your earring i don't have one in it's what i love about these what i love about these headphones is i don't have to wear earrings. And I actually put on earrings for Disney because I wanted to like, you know, enhance my face and be cute. And like they're so I find earrings so painful and like annoying and I'm so aware of them.

I can't wait to take them off. That's so funny. I'm like a big earrings girl. I always have been. And I feel like maybe I talked about this on the Patreon. I think I used to wear like big earrings all the time when I was really insecure about my weight because you felt like it would like distract and like dazzle up. And now that I've like toned back on so much, I wear like so much less makeup and I actually

don't really wear big earrings anymore. Also, like I invested in one really nice pair of diamond stud earrings and I keep them in 24 seven. So I never. I used to wear my studs all the time. But now with these headphones and also when I wear headphones and I'm wearing an earring it like digs into me no you need surgery so I I just decided I'm taking out my earrings for my the sake of my work but when you want to dress up an outfit I put on an earring and I just hate it like I wish I never got my ears parsed how

about that why don't you seal them up I did and then I got them parsed again on the breath live remember a live parsing with Allison Liu yeah so why did you reparse because I was going to a wedding no a wedding your friend Margo's wedding and my outfit really needed earrings and I was like trying to like re-pierce it so funny that you bring that up because my friend Margo whose wedding you went to when you got your ears pierced like a fun fact about her and her sisters is that they never got their ears pierced i wish excuse me excuse me parsed excuse oh my gosh you're like me and nikku yeah yeah i it's not for me also my ear piercings are lopsided from where we got our ears parsed back in the day and then when alice and lou pierced my

ears live on the breath i asked her to go over my same holes like to reinforce the lopsidedness oh that was smart of you was it i should have gotten you duh because i didn't really realize till after like i forgot because i got them pierced so long ago i forgot that they were lopsided and then when they were rear pierced I'm like oh they're lopsided cool thanks cool I'm wearing this enormous jacket if you're watching on the video you can probably see like that makes me look like a linebacker it's 500 degrees you really want to be a linebacker today I mean I'm literally a sports analyst okay by the way you sent me this clip and then a lot of other people sent me this clip of that guy fucking going in on Brock Purdy. So there was a segment on ESPN, I want to say.

Yeah. I want to get everything right. First take. The guy who went off is named... Oh, God. Like, not me being a grandma. No, for real. After going in on me and my SIM card.

I should have saved it. Like, big moron. Yeah. And I didn't send it to you because I think I listened to it while we were still on the phone. But this sports analyst is going in on Brock Purdy. And like, I don't think anything he said was anti-factual. It wasn't anti-facts, but it was.

His name is Ryan Clark and he's an ESPN like talking head. And he basically went on this thing being like, it's like been the struggle of my life this season to like talk about Brock Purdy in the same sentences as Lamar Jackson, as Josh Allen, as Patrick Mahomes. And he was just going off. So he was basically like in a more harsh way saying what we were saying earlier in the week.

And actually listening to his take and then reading the comments made me want to take back what I said. Like I actually, listening to him say it, I disagreed with it. Oh, listening to him say it, I was like, way harsh, Ty, but I feel you. Like, you're not wrong. But like, what do you want from Brock? Like, Jackie, it's his literal like second year in the league and it's the second time

he made it to the NFC championships. Like, and he's five years old. Right. Okay. Give the man a break. It's not his fault Jimmy Garoppolo got injured. Okay. He wasn't supposed to be playing.

I was talking to Zach about this yesterday because I was like, do you agree with this take that like Brock isn't good and Zach said that he is a product of the team that he's on like the Niners have the best players and a not great quarterback because they invest in really good players and they use that money that they're not spending on a quarterback on the rest of the team on the Kyle use checks the George Kittles the Debo Samuels yeah oh because because Zach was watching his show and the guy was talking about Debo Samuels how Debo Samuels is the x-factor of the 49ers he gave this statistic and I just want to say why I find it like a little problematic if I may he said also Debo Samuels is like injured and they don't know if he's gonna play right that's what they that's why they were talking about him they said with Debo Samuels they win 70 percent of their games without Debo Samuels they are eight and nine and I just like need if you're gonna

give me wow if you're gonna give me a stat no I need percentage and percentage because like what's eight and nine in percent how far off is that from 70 eight and nine so So you win one, you win eight and you lose nine. I feel like that's like 60, 40. 40 being the wins. Right. I just, I need a percentage percentage. Okay, wait, hold on. So it's 17.

If you win eight out of 17 games, what percentage is that? Okay. Eight over 17 equals X over a hundred. So. Eight times a hundred divided by 17. 47. 47. That's a significant drop versus 70 okay so thank you that would have been really more impactful that's funny no i agree like i think when we're when we're talking about the niners like as a society we need to be speaking more about debo samuel yeah so zach was saying that brock is a function of the team.

And so I say. He's a byproduct. So I say, why don't they invest in a quarterback? He said, well, one, they're spending the money elsewhere. And two, like they're investing in Brock. Like they think that he could be their franchise quarterback, like in time. I kind of love that. I like it too.

And look what he's done. By the way. Look what he's done in the first two years. It seems to work. Yeah, no, you're right. And so I just want to say though kudos to us because everybody keeps making fun of us like we know nothing about sports yada yada yada we had a take that was then regurgitated not that they stole it from us like obviously he came to the

conclusion on his own that like Brock is not at the same caliber yada yada he kind of like said what we said in a much more harsh way on a real ESPN show so the next time you want to say that the toast is in a sports cast grab grab a spoon and eat my ass. I just want to say, I didn't know Brock wasn't at the same caliber. I learned that from you. I would have thought like Brock on, I was still living in last year

where he was Jeremy Linning. The thing is last year was a fluke because he wasn't supposed to be playing last year. The real quarterback, Jimmy Garoppolo got injured and then it was like, oh, the season's over. But then this kid had his Jeremy Lin moment,

made it all the way to the NFC championships and it was like this fun thing. And I guess you're right. They decided to invest in him instead of going to the draft and getting another great quarterback or trade for someone like an Aaron Rodgers. They are investing in Brock, and it's nice. Oh, except apparently the head coach of the 49ers

tried to get Tom Brady to come and play for them. Well, he's the exception, of course. And he's from the Bay Area. Yeah, no, no, no. I don't think that's a slight against Brock. No, no, no. But then they'd be Super Bowl slingers. Yeah, but I don't know.

I just feel like winning a Super Bowl with Tom Brady, it's like, it doesn't count. It means less. I completely agree. No, I want these guys to prove it for them. And I feel like they would feel the same. Because everyone would think they won because of Tom Brady when I think that they could win on their own.

I know. I just, I really need, like, I feel like Brock is so young, and when he messes up, it's not for, like, lack of skill or lack of talent. It's, like, nerves and anxiety and, like, mental stuff. I really, I don't know, I wonder if Brock has a woman in his life, but I actually do think if he doesn't,

a good woman would really, I think, settle his brain a little bit, you know? And a good, like, a good toaster woman, I think. Yeah, of course. No, of course. And we have a lot of, you know, really really religious Christian toasters and that's what Brock is definitely looking for and so I can recommend a bunch of girls that I know um but also like you know he lives with roommates like he's like young I feel like he's not in his like sort of like

serious settle down he needs to settle himself I think that's what he needs for real like I think he needs to go on Christian Mingle like dead serious find like a really nice girl who's not in it for the fame not in it for the money they can well actually it's probably hard to be a christian and a football player because like your games are on sunday and like so is church but i'm sure he has like you know a pastor there's a satellite zoom church yeah yeah yeah those mega churches like they have these amazing streams yeah just kind of like freaking fred right right ours is a little more high quality than like, you know, Hillstone.

Hillstone. But, you know, similar, similar. And we kind of do the same thing. We like sing and preach. Sing and preach. Sing and preach. I preach it and sing it. I do think Purdy needs a girly.

We need a girly for Purdy. Okay. And by the way, he's like extremely handsome. No, like you'd be lucky to have him yeah he's on his way to getting like a 500 million dollar contract like maybe not 500 maybe 300 but like he'll be fine yeah yeah yeah okay well i'm so excited for this weekend like football is life i know what danny reyhouse was saying now like football is life yeah we're gonna have like a big bbq here shapiro was texting I think he likes my grill, so we're going to grill here.

Okay, but also, I saw like, because now I'm on conspiracy theory NFL talk. And, you know, the NFL is like really doing everything they can to make sure the Chiefs win this weekend against the Ravens. And I heard that they hired, like the ref that was assigned to this game is like notorious for going really easy on the away team which is the Chiefs that's like his thing this guy um now I don't know if that's true because again I'm new here and I was just reading this conspiracy theory on TikTok but it'll be interesting because like based on records and based on everything like the Ravens should win this game it'll be tight but they should win I don't know I feel like the Chiefs when they're at their best they win everything yeah but like

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at seed.com slash toast, code 25TOAST. Thank you, La. You're welcome our first story trailer news that's their couple name right travis and taylor trailer like does sound like like a mobile home yeah not that there's anything wrong with that but i don't know if it's not like the most like romantic i have heard i've heard Tavis. Tavis? Both really not giving romance. Okay, let's think about like Swift and Kelsey.

Swelsey? Kift? Not great. It's not great. Taylor and Travis. Anyways, new heights dropped and. Oh, I meant to watch it this morning. I forgot.

Jason and Trav are talking about the big game. What's so crazy is that not only are the biggest stars in the world having a romance on the biggest stage in the world, but that there's also a podcast component where he does a podcast every week and like talks about these things. No, no. He's like, we're getting the Taylor love story in first person. In real time. It's really crazy.

And honestly, I love it. I think it's so great for the podcast love it. I think it's so great for the podcasting medium. I think it's so legitimizes us. I love that like they blew up and what they decided to do with their, you know, fame and time was start a podcast. Like I love it. No, but it's also wild that he talks about his relationship. Well, of course. And it's wild that like she lets him. And I think it really, I think for a lot of people, it makes them think about her previous relationship and how private it was and how that maybe wasn't her choice. But she's always been really private with relationships,

even before Joe. I feel like she always was that person, but this one just feels different because he's just, like, America feels like they own him. Like, they know him. No, and also, you can't, like, put him in a box. You can't tell him to, like, be, like, and also you can't like put him in a box you can't tell him to like be cool like he's not coy no but travis kelsey what's the symbol for equals with a slash between does not equal coy travis kelsey does not equal joe coy that's true yeah anyways they're talking about Bill's Chiefs game Travis said that Taylor

absolutely loved meeting Jason after Kylie told Jason to be on his best behavior so in a new episode confirmation that those two had never met which is kind of crazy Jason and Kylie had never met Taylor I assumed Kylie had it but I thought maybe Jason had. Right. But no, in a new episode of their podcast, I guess he's been working all season, you know, not traveling, taking stuff seriously. They reviewed the game

where the Chiefs beat the Bills and debriefed Jason's multiple viral moments from the evening. So Jason said, I wanted to take everything off and be out there with the fans. He said he had been wanting to go outside and quote,

take my shirt off and be out there. I feel like taking your shirt off been wanting to go outside and quote, take my shirt off and be out there. I feel like taking your shirt off is a Buffalo Bills thing. I wanted to take everything off and be out there with the fans. It is a Buffalo Bills thing. Like those fans are insane. As for what kind of impression it made on Taylor, who joined Jason and his wife Kelsey in the suite, Travis said that Tay said she absolutely loved you. He said your best first impression is the worst impression ever.

They also, the shirtless antics had been discussed between Jason and Kylie before the game took place. He said, I'm not going to lie. I gave Kylie a heads up. The moment we get into the suite, I said, I'm taking my shirt off and jumping out of that suite. And she said, Jason, don't you dare. But Travis said, once a Kelsey man man's determined there's no fucking stopping him yeah Jason said she was already telling me to be on my best behavior because we were meeting Taylor so she's like do not be on your best behavior I was like Kylie the first day I met you I was

blackout drunk and fell asleep at the bar and then uh he said this is part of the charm this is part of the Jason Kelsey charm I want to make my best first impression and then Travis also said that he wanted to see more Kylie content from the game he said there was not enough cameras on the suite where you can see Kylie I wanted to see her reaction to all of that so bad no it's true like I needed like a full 360 camera everyone kept moving around like that's the thing about a suite it's like your seat is not really your seat you get up you get a drink you get a snack someone takes you to you take another one like it's low-key annoying because even though everyone complains like,

oh, they only shot Taylor so many times. Like it wasn't enough. Yeah. And I think Kylie was wanting to be low key. So we didn't get all the reactions. She stayed in the back. But Jason said, I don't think she was happy about it, to be honest with you.

But I think for Kylie, that's just a day in the life of Mrs. Kelsey. I agree. Like, I don't think she's actually mad. She married a football player. Like that's what they do. No. And it's also always the wife. Everyone else like thinks the husband's behavior is like so

funny it's always the wife who's gonna be like oh my gosh my husband you just said a mouthful their sister that's true everyone's like oh how charming is he and the wife is like can we go home now I'm gonna kill you no it's like not charming when you do it every single day you know yeah when it's your reality it's like a once in a fun time thing. No, it's also like low-key funny. Now we're like pulling the veil back. Like I saw that moment and I thought to myself, oh, how funny. He just got like caught up in the moment.

You know, so much energy. So proud of his brother. He's in Buffalo. It's like so many high stakes tailors here. Now knowing like he planned on doing it and like it wasn't this sporadic thing. It's like, oh no, I know like Kylie thinks he's annoying like yeah he thought this out loserville like not that he thought I think he's a very genuine person but it's like of course when this sort of thing happens in her life every single

day it's always the wife who's trying to reign in her husband you know everyone else can enjoy it I'm sure Ben does things where it's like everyone's like Ben's so funny and you're like can you stop no actually I but like Ben is funny but he's not like the funny one in the relationship like if you were to say like oh they would say like Claudia no no even like Zach when he like tells all these jokes like everyone's like hi this is so funny and I'm like oh by the way stop you're a better example because your husband like makes so many jokes yeah and for everyone it's like it's so fun jokes all the time and you've heard this joke a thousand times no for me it's like it's so not fun jokes all the time Jackie there's literally an episode of friends like that yeah they they meet this let me tell you please but even for you it's like Ben's cooking it's

like how amazing like Ben cooks for us and you're and we're like oh my gosh Ben cooked and for you it's like can you stop cooking no it's the most how amazing. Like, Ben cooks for us. And we're like, oh my gosh, Ben cooked. And for you, it's like, can you stop cooking? No, it's the most annoying thing on the planet. Only because he doesn't know how to clean. Like, the cooking, yeah, it's nice to get a meal. Do you know how much work I have to do afterwards? You don't even like the cooking. No, it's fine.

It's good. Tuna salad, chicken salad. Nobody did make me that Crunchwrap Supreme. Oh, right. And you didn't talk about it on the toast. I didn't? No, because you did so much content like on ig i'm sure you like you put it to bed but you didn't even tell me like was it everything

you hoped for it was really good like really good you need to have him make it i'm going to we've been sending like a lot of content back and forth of things that he and i are going to be collabing on and i'm actually really glad that he did a test run on the crunch wrap supreme because he learned a lot the hard part really hard part is wrapping it that looked hard and it wasn't an amazing wrap but we now know we need like smaller tostadas and the biggest fucking tortilla you could find got it so we're gonna have to do like a major Publix haul ring it up we're gonna be together so soon I was actually thinking about that the other day because I was thinking that you have a dog which is so crazy because I don't and I was thinking

that when I come to your house I think I'm gonna like kind of pretend Bruno's my dog I think Bruno should sleep with me and everything like I would love that I know Bruno would love that and I'll of course walk him and I'll feed it like I think he should be my dog for for the time being that's totally fine Bruno would love that he loves anyone who's gonna give him extra love and extra scratchies yeah and I haven't I hadn't you know thought about where I was gonna stay because you know you and Olivia both run a a good hostel a good bargain you know and why it's free for me and I get treated like a queen oh okay okay understood and there's just so many good options now it's of course easier to stay with you because the studio's right there and we podcast together but like okay

I could take the five minute walk and you know take a golf cart and stay at Liv's and I'm not gonna lie like Livia does have better snacks than you she does I'm just gonna say that um but then I remembered the Bruno factor and I think I need to be near a dog. Like I really do. Like I think living with a dog will bring me like immense joy. And I'm going to stay with you for like two weeks. Which whatever works for you. Because if not then Satchel stays with me. Yeah.

Yeah. Las Nolias. It's overwhelming the amount of like really good options I have. All combinations and permutations work for me. So you. What if I stayed at Olivia and then like took Bruno with me is that an option or that's like too crazy it's like I'll see him yeah yeah yeah okay Bruno loves adventure Bruno loves being over there the kids like Michaela

and Levi love brew so all good okay even though brew and Michaela like do have like ancient beef oh because the one time that he pushed her down. Michaela was what? One and a half. She was like newly walking and Olivia and her family like walked into the house. We were already there. We were so excited.

Bruno, we ran to the door to give them all hugs and Michaela walked in and Bruno like jumped up on her to give her love, but they literally weighed the same amount. Yeah. And he pushed her down. It was low key. same amount. Yeah, and he pushed her down. It was low-key so funny. No, Bruno loves testing like new child walkers.

Like really, how good is your balance? Not actually. I never said it was. I don't know how we got so far from the story, but, oh, Super Bowl, food. Of course, always. It all comes back to food. So it went well well the meeting of the in-laws went well I need to I'm gonna watch this episode they do this actually pretty smart thing where they release the podcast episode whatever Wednesday is whenever it is

like early in the morning so you can listen to it on your commute or whatever but if you want to watch it they do like a live YouTube premiere it's always at like 9 30 which is a little late um so i had meant to watch it today so i could talk about it but who has the time i know and i'd so much prefer to watch it like i need to see travis's face when he says tay i need to see everything he also talked about why he calls her tay he also talked about why he did this the heart yeah he said like he was pretty big but he was like, I was spreading love because the Bills fan had booed Taylor. Taylor. Oh, yeah, they had. But so he said this was about spreading love.

No fucking way. Like that's fearless. Everyone knows that. Of course. No. And by the way, there is literal footage of Taylor Swift at the of Travis Kelsey at the Eros tour when she sings fearless. And then she does that little spin thing

and puts her hands up and everybody else does the hard hands he's literally like in the booth with the dad putting his hands up in hard hands like please of course it's tailored inspired but he also just made it like a bigger message of spreading love yeah always a good message yeah yeah uh next story still part one of trailer news which is that taylor had a gno last night with the sweet crew including car delavine and britney mahomes they went out for dinner and i just have to say best dress mahomes stepped her pussy up britney mahomes best dressed. That hair. The hair, the fit, the bag, the everything. She looks like a star. A million bucks.

Yeah. Yeah. That was my takeaway as well. She stole the show. And there's like a paparazzi video of them walking out. We saw all the pictures. But it's always fun to watch the actual walk from the restaurant to the car. And then like seeing how the photos end up.

And her hair is just bobbing in the wind wind I don't know who the fuck did her hair but it is this magnificent blowout that's just moves in the wind it was so gorgeous she stole the show who makes the fit like we need all the details I was not expecting that no 10 out of 10 10s across the board I love this outfit for anyone it's and for her I love so much no notes I wouldn't change a thing not one thing and I think it's interesting that they came back to New York I guess they like can't this week like they won't be like spending a lot of time with the guys because they're obviously like in major training mode and the game is in Baltimore so I guess it kind of makes sense that they would stay in New York. Patrick and Travis definitely went back to Kansas City.

Yeah. And they didn't go with them. Yeah. So no, that's nice that like Taylor's looking after Brittany. I wonder if they're all staying together. They're definitely not. Maybe she lent that Tribeca apartment that Sophie Turner was using to Brittany and the kids. Right.

Oh, Brittany has multiple kids? Two. Two. How nice. Yeah. The more I learn about Brittany Mahomes, Brittany has multiple kids? Two. Two. How nice. Yeah. The more I learn about Brittany Mahomes, she's like this weirdly polarizing figure. The more I learn, the more I like. I'm sorry. No, I like her. She and she's really like a regular girl. And that's why I think this outfit was so jarring for so many people because she really always dresses like a like a really cute girl that you knew in college. Like, yeah, she dresses

really young and fresh, not ever like super trendy celebrity stylist she just dresses like a cool girl who shops at aritzia it's like kind of relatable even though her husband makes 500 million dollars yeah and this was like a she got a stylist and you know what like her life has changed she's allowed and honestly i respect like getting a glam squad like a different like a an elite glam squad i'm sure she got the hook up from taylor she's never been paparazzi like this in her life. She needed new clothes. She went to Bergdorf's.

It's like, I'm okay with it. No, and she's still the everyday girl because this is what the everyday girl would do if in this situation. She got paparazzi'd enough times, like in her usual wear. And she's like, you know what? I'm treating myself.

And it's Britney's turn now. Yeah, no, I mean, she was in those paparazzi photos with like Gigi Hadid, Selena Gomez. Like, sorry, you need a stylist at some point. she didn't look back no but she didn't no no but it's okay to ask for help no and and it's like no I never saw those pictures I was like and I thought Britney needed help I actually thought she held her own especially because all those girls especially Taylor I don't think Taylor has a stylist they dress they wear like they're it's not like they just have a stylist oh yeah and it's I feel like

why do you know that Liz Height is always posting like oh that she does have a stylist yeah it's this guy and I think you really I don't like to blame stylists because stylists work off of a person's aesthetic and like you know no one's really going to get into something they don't like their own personal style is always infused with the stylist work. And it's like the one thing about Taylor's like recent renaissance and like shot to, you know, this level of stardom, I don't think she ever dreamed of, that hasn't changed. And it really needs to.

Like her style is like the one thing about her entire brand that's not perfect. Everything else is perfect. The music is perfect the music is perfect that's why I thought she didn't have a stylist and I actually thought it was like I thought it was kind of cool yeah that like she doesn't think so hard about those things no she has a stylist I'm gonna tell you his name because I was gonna say that group even though they're like the biggest stars in the world Blake Blake Lively notoriously does not have a stylist. Yeah, but Blake Lively has a sense of style. Right.

Selena Gomez probably has a stylist, but I wouldn't say she's incredibly stylish. So it's like Britney was totally meshing with the group and then she just decided like, I'm going to be the number one girl in this group. Taylor's stylist is named Joseph Castle Falconer and he posts like every picture of taylor everything his entire work oh i need to go look he has other clients too like this girl

i don't know her but every other literally every single photo is taylor swift and that's it joseph castle yeah but he did do the aristore costumes because he seems to be posting those like as if they're his own work and the Aris tour outfits were amazing okay no no no okay so this I'm glad I looked this up so she has a stylist when she does like big red carpet events clearly yes does she have a stylist when she goes out to dinner that's what I thought she doesn't have a stylist for that's actually a very good distinction because none of the photos are like her street style photos. Her street style seems to be chosen by her.

But by the way, he has photos with Taylor, you know, I'm down in 2021. So he really is like a lifelong partner of hers and she's never had exceptional style. Really, I think there are minute slays here and there, but there's nothing that comes to mind that's like jaw dropping. Yeah. And there's no reason. I liked her most recent Golden Globes. That's like one of my favorites.

Loved. Yeah, here he is in 2020. Like I think this is her OG stylist and I kind of love that she like sticks with the person who. She likes her style. Yeah, but it should be and it could be better. But she's happy with it. I really respect that. Like not everyone has to be like walking the catwalk high fashion at all times and that's why I like

that it seems as though and I'm going to continue to choose to believe that like for dinners and street style she picks out her own clothes I think that would be commendable too but I don't think that it's but then why doesn't he post pictures of her in the streets? I don't know. I don't know. But I think someone helps her get ready. Because even the outfits like that I don't love when she goes out to dinner and stuff,

they're still like styled. Like a normal person can put on clothes and like look cute, but they can't really style an outfit to perfection in terms of like jewelry and everything. Like top to bottom. Yeah. But back to Britney, Slade the house down. Slade the house down. That's the headline here. They went out to dinner, Britney Sl bottom. Yeah. But back to Britney, Slade, The House Down. Slade, The House Down.

That's the headline here. They went out to dinner. Britney Slade. Yep. Our next story. And they went to Nobu. Oh, is that where they went? Which one?

Downtown. Cool. Our next story. Ryan Gosling calls out the Oscars over Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie Barbie snubs, saying there's no Ken without Barbie. So as we reported yesterday, Ryan Gosling was nominated for Best Supporting Actor

for his work on Barbie, and Greta Gerwig was not nominated as Best Director, and Margot Robbie was not nominated as Best Actress. Yeah. So he said, he put out a statement thanking for the nomination. It's an honor to be nominated, but he said there is no Ken without Barbie,

and there is no Barbie movie without Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie, the two people most responsible for this history making globally celebrated film no recognition would be possible for anyone on the film without their talent grit and genius he explained to say that he's disappointed that they're not nominated in their respective categories he said that would be an understatement against all odds and nothing but a couple soulless scantily clad and thankfully crotchless dolls they made us laugh they broke our hearts they pushed the culture and they made history their work should be recognized along with their other deserving nominees i just want to say before we get into

the statement like against all odds and with nothing but a couple hundred million dollars yeah just like let's just clear that up simu Liu also tweeted like everyone's being an ally um I saw a tweet that I actually thought was really poignant because Barbie was nominated for best picture and this tweet says you know Barbie getting a nomination for best picture but not best director is weird because like no one walked away from that movie thinking that was the best movie of the year but everyone walked away thinking that was so fun they should let women direct big budget movies more often so it's like actually making the case like why would barbie and sorry that tweet is from show me the yams why would barbie really ever be best picture like it's not oh it wasn't thought-provoking oh actually I agree with

the second half of the tweet in the sense that everyone thought like women should get more big director but I don't agree with the first part of the tweet I feel like a lot of people walked away from that movie being like that was the best movie ever like not you and not Ben yeah yeah but people like it changed them I mean yeah I mean let's not get into it because I don't want to talk about this and just the other thought that I had I saw someone like commented this under Ryan's statement they were like okay so who in the best actress category shouldn't be nominated then right and so a lot of people saying this is like a snub to women it wasn't like you know Margot Robbie didn't get nominated and a man did instead it's a women's category there are still seven separate issues like margot robbie

not being nominated for best actress isn't a snub for women because another woman got that nomination so if margot robbie should have been nominated then who shouldn't have been right who would you take the nomination one away from who didn't deserve it right because her movie wasn't about like bar Barbie feminism not even that like which of those actresses wasn't good enough and Margot Robbie was better than them like name names yeah name names we can't all be nominated it's true also like no one from Killers of the Flower Moon is putting a statement out like this about Leo right right right but there's like such like like long winded beef between Leo and because

you know what's so funny to me is I forget, you know, on TikTok, they do this thing where they cut up a movie and post it in 50 parts, three minutes each, and you'll watch a whole movie on TikTok. And I guess the recent movie that went viral was What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Classic. Which if you don't know, is this old, old movie with Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio. And it's about this really poor family who lives with their mom. It's like a bunch of siblings. The mom is like 600 pounds

and all the kids just pretty much spend their days trying to take care of her. And the eldest son, who's played by Leonardo DiCaprio, has autism. And he's like always getting himself in these situations and they don't really know how to like handle him. It's like, it's an amazing movie.

And Leonardo DiCaprio plays this like autistic teenager and I was watching this clip of him at the dinner table and Leonardo's character starts to like have a breakdown and it was the most really like amazing acting I've ever seen in my life I was like wow he didn't even win an Oscar for that no what's crazy is he's only won one Oscar and it was probably from his most forgettable movie it was The Revenant when he has been in. So I mean, Titanic, Titanic, Wolf of Wall Street, Django. Shall we count? Catch me if you can.

Oh, yeah. Aviator really like blockbuster hits that people will watch for years and years. Inception. It's my favorite movie. Shutter Island. Inception is my favorite movie to reference that I've never seen. Same.

No, your favorite one is Sliding Doors. Yes. So much so that I thought you saw it, so I watched it. No, no. He doesn't deserve an Oscar for this, but lest we not forget, Great Gatsby. He does not deserve an Oscar for that, I agree. Gang not forget, Great Gatsby. He does not deserve an Oscar for that.

I agree. Gangs of New York. O.J. No, really. Like, if you've never seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape, I think it's Leonardo DiCaprio's best work. Yeah. And it's just like weirdly star-studded with Johnny Depp.

He's so young and so hot. Like, you never saw someone so hot as like 20-year-old Johnny Depp in this movie. It's actually a really sad movie. Like, be prepared. Yeah. So you're right. There is some sort of beef between Leo and the Oscars. Right.

Which is why no one's like releasing a statement. And also he's a man. So like who cares. Right. Right. No no no. Nobody cares. But Ryan Gosling.

I feel like he kind of had to do. Yeah of course. Something like that. I'm sure he wanted to. Also. Yeah. Everyone's like it's literally the plot of the movie coming true but it's like it's really not because seven other extremely talented women were nominated and like you making it about Margot Robbie like does take it away the accomplishment

from those women so like and it was nominated if it was set up for best picture like that would be crazy it is kind of crazy she wasn't nominated for best director I agree by the way because Greta Gerwig is an amazing director and I think she directed the movie to perfection she also like then directed all the affiliate like music videos and it all had this really cohesive look I agree I think Greta Gerwig was snubbed more than Margot Robbie yes um I agree best picture it's like you know yeah it's not like a full snubbing it's still one of the most nominated but I don't know what it is about the Barbie movie like it is a polarize like the way the Oscars can't release their nominations without it becoming about the Barbie movie like people

the Barbie movie stands need to shut the fuck up they're pissing me off and they're being insanely dramatic oh and I said this on the Patreon last night and I actually thought it was like one of my best points yet and I'd like to repeat it if that's okay with you. Because I saw this trending TikTok sound that was like a mix of different audios, but it was basically the music instrumentally from the Billie Eilish Barbie song. So it's like,

When did it end? And then they start playing America Ferreira's millennial woman feminist monologue that everybody loved from the movie. And then they start mixing it with Joe Coy's joke about a plastic Barbie doll with boobies. And everybody's making these videos about how hard it is to be a woman.

And they're like doing their makeup and like crying. And I just really can't get over the way like women have reacted to a joke. And the joke was bad and it was offensive. Like I agreed, like it was a bad joke. That was my first thought. You're not gonna hear me defending this joke. But our reaction to it and I'm sorry not our because I would never your reaction to it like really makes you look so weak and you're like mad at

this joke that is like making women look weak and then your reaction is making you look like the biggest fucking loser like it's like almost justifying the joke like stop like you don't if you want people to respect women like stop acting like that yeah no and to be honest and that's not even like my usual reflex when I heard that joke that was like the first thing I said it's yikes yikes misogynistic like the movie is so much more than that like that's really you can write any joke about the biggest movie and that's the joke you write. Like, no. Yeah. But we're like, okay, it's two weeks later.

Let's move on. And like, we're still, we're making trending sounds and like crying and like taking off our makeup and like, this is me. It's just, it's so loser-y. And it's such a bad way to respond to like, to a joke that everyone agreed. Like, Joe Quay got punished. Like, Joe Quay will never work in this town again. I saw Joe Quay like doing an interview. It was so awkward.

I wanted to die for him. Like he has been handled. The world handled him. And so our reaction is now to like just stay down. I mean look. Stay down. Like stop. Stop.

I can't with some of these bitches. Send me one of those next time you see it. No. I just need to see it. Okay. Our next story. are you ready for it megan markel and prince harry stepped out last night they made a surprise red carpet appearance in jamaica wait i didn't see i feel like every time they leave the house i see it

right they went to the bob marley movie premiere in jamaica so there's a new movie about bob marley called bob marley one love and they walk the red carpet hand in hand with Megan in a black ensemble while Harry went for a suit without a tie she looked amazing I'm looking hold on and oh my gosh looks gorgeous yeah truly truly uh the movie celebrates the life and music of an icon who's inspired generations through his message of love and unity. Also, Meghan and Prince Harry posed with the CEO of Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon at the premiere. Oh, they got a big deal coming through. It was giving like that Lion King premiere

where they're talking to Bob Iger. I feel like the deal, you know, Disney, I think ran its course, Spotify and Netflix. And now they're taking their talents to Paramount. Like it felt exactly like that because really otherwise like what are they doing at a movie premiere across the hemisphere when there's movie premieres in their backyard every day no it's true there's definitely like some big partnership going on yeah or or Megan is like really close with you know some of the

Marley family relatives like maybe that's the only thing I can think of. No, I think she... If it's not business related, maybe she was there to support her friends. I think they've brought attention to this movie that I previously hadn't heard of.

Okay. In exchange for some goodwill on that deal coming through with Paramount+. So I'm glad you brought this up because I actually

want to talk about this movie because I've seen like five commercials for it. And at first I was like, oh, they're making like a Rocketman type of movie it's like the same exact remember they copy and pasted Rocketman to Bohemian Rhapsody and now they're doing it for Bob Marley I'm like oh this will be good I saw this commercial I swear to god it was giving

parody like it looks so fake I can't explain why like community theater vibes like I was like let me look really quick I was so confused like the accent was almost like patronizing and like cliche tell me if you have the same reaction while watching the theater Thank you. are you getting the gist i'm getting the gist yeah it does look like that same sort of um template but you could tell me for tv it kind of looks like a lifetime biopic like yeah you could tell the scale of a movie like this by like how big of a crowd they can get for like those theater scenes like yeah um you only see like maybe like a hundred people in the crowd it's meant to be like a bigger arena but like when they did Wembley Stadium for Bohemian Rhapsody like they were able to get to match the scale of it there's not a lot of scale here I would say yeah no the movie looks

like oddly low budget and so I was kind of just like chalking it up to being a tv movie but knowing that it's like paramount and that Megan and Harry went to support it's obviously like this big budget film and I just thought based on the trailer I was like what is this it looked like crap no I was like honestly Bob Marley's rolling over in his grave give him the Elton John treatment like he deserves a better movie than this yeah I wonder if it'll be in the theaters or just no it's like literally it's a movie that he deserves a better movie than this. Yeah. I wonder if it'll be in the theaters or just. No, it's like literally,

it's a movie that feels like a real movie. No, I think it's like in the theaters. It's a real movie. Well, real movies go onto streamers these days. Do they? Maestro.

But we decided that's not a real movie. Right. Yeah. Okay. Well, I just thought that was interesting that they were. It is. Out and about.

And that's where they were. And I just feel like we'll be seeing them on paramount plus soon that's what i think i agree are you ready for our next story a little jonas family drama oh no uh oh priyanka chopra posted and quickly deleted a picture from a double date with joe jonas and his new flame stormy brain what picture priyanka posted and then quickly deleted a photo from what appeared to be a double date with her brother-in-law Joe and his new flame Stormy Brie. The snapshot, which quickly appeared

on her Instagram story on Monday, showed four hands clinking champagne flutes at a restaurant. One hand in the picture had the same tattoo that the model has on her right hand, which was enough to convince fans that Nick and Priyanka were spending time with the rumored couple.

Like these four hanging out is like not shocking. No, sorry. Wait, I want to restart my sentence. Reset. Joe having like a new girlfriend, like we know it's not like a big secret. It's not a big deal. For me, the most shocking part of this story is that like Nick and Joe are hanging out in their private time, like with their girlies.

I am like a conspiracy theorist and I feel like these two hate each other right so my biggest takeaway from this story is like oh no they're actually on a double date like you wouldn't do that with someone you like are dying to get away from oh no I feel like they just have like classic sibling especially when it comes to the business like just like sibling rivalry stuff but it makes me feel like maybe there was I feel like if Priyanka loves Sophie like she wouldn't be like so quick with it it's honestly I was thinking about that too it's actually a really tough spot for Priyanka to be in because I think she did love Sophie and I think they're good friends but like at the end of the day like Nick is her family no

she's not gonna be she's got to move on with them like she's got to stay with them like that's family and you can stay in touch of course but you're not gonna be best friends I know but like Sophie is also family still like that's her daughter's auntie and are you still an aunt I think so okay and she is the mother of Priyanka's nieces. Right, yeah. That one, they're still Priyanka's nieces because Joe is still her brother-in-law. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The other one is a little more tenuous. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's still the mother of Priyanka's nieces. So she's still family. Yeah.yanka's nieces so she's still family yeah like i think if priyanka like wanted to hang out with sophie still like that would be fine it'd be okay and i think it would be kind of nice me too and she could still get the kids together and by the way i've never been like divorced but i do think for a lot of people

who marry into like big families and everyone's married part like you stay and if you love that family it keeps you married for longer like you don't want to leave the family and yeah in-laws and jay sisters exactly it it makes the whole marriage more fun yeah a lot of people write into deer toasters that like they miss their in-laws yeah so I think it's not so quick to remove it. But the fact that she would post this, maybe she just thought she was posting like a cute picture and was looking for content. And like didn't want to make herself the center of like something when it was just not. Yeah. Like she didn't even realize what she was doing. I could see that for Pri because she doesn't seem like

so zeroed in on social media. Like what does everything mean all the time? Yeah, no. She's like an older woman with kids and a life. Yeah. and she just like posts and doesn't think too much about it so I don't think this like means that much like she's anti-Sophie or that like yeah we don't need to read into this Joe or super serious I think she just made a guffaw so funny actually like ever since Stormy Breeze what's her name. Stormy Bree came into my life. Now on my TikTok I guess like a lot of people went searching for her ex Lucky Blue and now

Lucky Blue's with this new girl. The new Lucky Blue's like new wife. They make a lot of content together. She's all over my TikTok now. She basically is in her kitchen in full glam like looking so gorgeous making the most delicious food you've ever seen in your life. Homestead style. She makes her own bread. She makes her own peanut butter and she makes her own jelly. Yeah. Yeah I saw that. Yeah yeah yeah. She's a homesteader. Love. We love a trad wife.

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you were going to say divorce. Oh no, that wouldn't be a fifth story. You know it's going to be like some tabloid nonsense. Yeah. Kathy and Rick's go-to date spot is surprisingly low key. She told Page Six that we go to the Cheesecake Factory once a week. He really likes the chicken fettuccine Alfredo and then also the one that you dip with the sauce. She said all their food is good food

and she likes to order the meatloaf. She said, where else can you get a meatloaf? Okay, order the worst thing on the menu. Go off, queen. She loves their meatloaf. They go there once a week for the meatloaf. She said she doesn't indulge in any of their famed cheesecakes

but she does enjoy their dessert offerings. Okay, by the way, when she said we like those little things that you dip, she's definitely talking about those avocado wraps, you know, that everybody loves. Oh, is that it? For sure. What else would it be? I'm going to need to, I haven't been to a Cheesecake Factory in so long.

I don't even know what I like. The one by your house is the best. I'm looking if there's one by my house. And it's so kid-friendly. Like, you, I could not say one bad thing about the Cheesecake Factory. Like, they have crayons, high chairs, like, sippy cups. It's so kid friendly. Like you, I could not say one bad thing about the Cheesecake Factory. Like they have crayons, high chairs, like sippy cups. It's so kid friendly. I think I have to go.

Take the family. You know who loves Cheesecake Factory? Our brother-in-law, Zach Shapiro. He'll go with you anytime. Zach Shapiro just texted us. You didn't check your phone or did you? No. Something really funny.

He said, Taylor Swift just met Jason Kelsey last weekend that feels fishy oh my god totally agree no I love Shapiro like us getting into sports is the best thing to ever happen to Shapiro like him and I are always sending each other now like sports stuff like but also like Taylor Swift getting into football like is also the best thing to happen to you for Shapiro he's in your sphere and you're in his I but also I'm fishy I'm dying I saw a headline that actually Taylor Swift like being in the football world has brought a lot of fathers and daughters together I saw that too because they now like want to watch the game that their dads are watching and they like talk about it.

That's so cute. That is really cute and really beautiful. So sweet. Wait, back to Cheesecake Factory. I couldn't really say anything negative about Cheesecake Factory even if I wanted to.

I think it's the most beautiful. You think Disney's the most magical place on earth? Go to the Cheesecake Factory. Like I wanted to. I think it's the most beautiful. You think Disney's the most magical place on earth? Go to the Cheesecake Factory. Like, you're going to love it. The food is never, never not bad. I've been in my life, but just not in a long time. No, I know.

I just feel like we had this conversation about the girl who was mad about the guy who was going to take her on a date to the Cheesecake Factory. Remember? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Sort of. She went viral. She went viral for saying like this guy. Right. Like that her on a date to the Cheesecake Factory, remember? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Sort of. She went viral for saying, like, this guy was taking her on a first date to the Cheesecake Factory, and she's like, absolutely not,

and it sparked this debate online. Like, is the Cheesecake Factory unacceptable? What's not acceptable? Yeah. Full bar, romantic lighting, you know, Mediterranean-style decor, delicious food, a skinny-licious menu, amazing staff, like delicious dessert. Even though I never partake in dessert ever because I don't like cheesecake.

You don't like cheesecake. That is not surprising. Even though they have like a regular dessert menu too, like a brownie. But the thing with the Cheesecake Factory. If it's a successful restaurant, like you should be full and you won't need dessert. The food is so nourishing and delicious like by the time I'm done I don't need more for sure I don't always order dessert but like I I do need a little something sweet after my meal even if it's just a sucker from

my bag like I need to cap it off yeah so me and my friends like from high school we try to do dinner like once a month and we always go to the same restaurant and they for dessert obviously offer like berries and fruit but it comes with cream like whipped cream and let me tell you it's the perfect aperitif or yeah sometimes like the dessert from I don't need a cake I don't need like a whole dessert plate but like I need a Werther's but sometimes I need a Hershey's kiss sometimes I do need a whole cake and places like the Cheesecake Factory I just will never forget you know BJ's Brewhouse I feel like it's a really underrated or was it Yardhouse no it was BJ's Brewhouse it's kind of like a smaller chain

similar to like uh Applebee's kind of but a little bit more refined they have this dessert it's like a cookie in a pan you know with an ice cream on top skillet 10 out of 10 so good that I need every time I'm also new to Yardhouse Yardhouse is not huge in New York but I discovered it when I was on tour for a lot of people it's like their Cheesecake Factory I do think it's kind of better um just because Cheesecake Factory is like such a big company like they have a little bit quality control issue just a little things get lost the details Yardhouse I think is like still at the level where like they're maintaining some sort of quality control and Ben and I went after my ski Yeah, the things get lost, the details. Yard House, I think, is like still at the level where like they're maintaining some sort of quality control.

And Ben and I went after my ski lesson. Right. And you order on iPads. And let me tell you, and we happened to be there at 5 o'clock, so it was happy hour. Our food came in 30 seconds. We had like two drinks, two appetizers, and two entrees for actually $25. Like it was really – and they're known for their beer.

They do these like yard-sized beers. Was it actually $25? Yes, actually $25. Like it was really, and they're known for their beer. They do these like yard size beers. Was it actually $25? Yes. Maybe $30. Because everything, the appetizers and drinks were all half off for happy hour. Oh, wow. So we literally ended up only paying for our entrees. It was just like Yardhouse doesn't get enough love.

No glove, no love. Well, that's what we're here to do. And we're also here to do Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. Wait, we're done with the stories? Yeah, yeah. All done. Time to move on. Our weekly advice segment where you can write it to us, to people who you look up to, and

we could literally give you advice on what's going on in your life. So you can submit at deartoasters at gmail.com. That's the email account, deartoasters at gmail.com. We'll keep your shit anonymous. Don't worry. And you could write in about anything from work stuff to relationship stuff to finance stuff. We actually recently had a lot of finance ones.

I guess it's Q1. People are trying to get organized for the year. So here are our submissions. You ready? Hi, ladies. Here's the thing. My boyfriend is 36 and he's been getting Botox in his forehead for several years. Is it just me or does this seem a little self-involved for a guy?

The men in my family couldn't be further from the Botox type, so it is a little strange to me that my boyfriend gets shot up more than I do. He also tries to hide it from me, along with a lot of other things he has hidden from me over the years. Thoughts? Well, we can get into the Botox thing, but I just want to say, based on your inquiry, I feel like you don't trust your boyfriend.

Like, what else is he hiding from you? And the lying is weird, by the way. Yeah, lying is lying is always weird yep because Botox is not like the biggest thing in the world your face relatively looks the same oh yeah but it is like a little self-indulge for a man to do not like giving Tom Sandoval yeah that's exactly what it's giving like shaving your forehead taking more time to get ready than your girlfriend like there are metrosexual men who are very concerned with their appearance it doesn't bother me I don't know if I would find it attractive but that's like a personal thing right but there seems to be like an underlying issue here with this dude that like he hides stuff from you yeah but I could see getting the ick from a man getting Botox no for sure especially at 36 where it's like those lines are like that's a good age you know maybe later in

life I could it would be more understandable but like 36 year old man getting Botox like is yeah and it's so different because like honestly we live in a world where like the older man gets if he's like good looking like he just gets more and more good looking like I really believe that so what are you doing yeah like you've been given a gift. And honestly, this makes me, my red flag here is not that he gets Botox, is that he obviously has very poor judgment. Like you've been given a gift and you're taking a dump on it. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't like it. I don't like it either. But honestly, break up with your boyfriend. Yeah, yeah. Cause I'm bored. Okay. Next up. I actually really like this one.

Another, a little finance. Hey sisters, I'm bored. Okay, next up. I actually really like this one. Another little finance. Hey, sisters. I'm having a major SOS. I got married a little over a year ago, and I've started to realize that my husband's mother watches over every financial move we make. My husband's family is pretty well off, and I'm the luckiest of the lucky to say that I get to be a stay-at-home mom because of that. But my mother-in-law apparently has all of our financial information at hand.

I'm really starting to have an issue with the lack of, shall I say, privacy. We can barely buy new furniture or a weekend trip without myself or my husband getting a text or call asking what we bought. I know I should be grateful for the money that we have, but am I wrong for feeling weird about the fact that she knows everything about my life financially? You're not wrong for like feeling weird. That's a tough spot to be in. But like money comes with strains.

This is the price you pay. This is the price you pay. This is the price you pay. Would you rather have complete privacy and no furniture or a lack of privacy and gorgeous furniture? Yeah. And it's not like she's stopping you from buying these things. She just like wants full transparency. And like she wants to give you a pit.

And because she wants you to know that she's watching. Money like that's what it means. Yeah. People are funny about money. There's no such thing as a free lunch. No. And also like marrying into a wealthy family

like could go many different ways. This isn't the worst one. Like they're generous but they're cautious. No. It doesn't even sound like cautious. She's just curious.

Yeah. She's like annoying about it but you still are getting that free furniture. You still are getting the things that you want and you're living the life that you want

in your stay-at-home mom. So like that's what it means. I think maybe work on like you can't control her so maybe control how you are going to react to it just like try not to let it bother you yeah if you just like accept it and may and and be like this is how it's going to be does it change what you buy like is she putting like limitations on what you can buy or you just have to like run them by her. You have to justify it. Yeah, but like, okay, that's your job, you know? Yeah, and I think it's really like the price of gold.

Yeah, that's the job. That's how you earn the money. Yeah, that's the job. Like you feel uncomfortable, but you know what? How's that new couch? You loving it? Yeah, just take the call from your new couch? You loving it? Yeah. Just take the call from your new couch.

There's no such thing as a free couch. So in terms of what you'd have to be giving up for that couch, this isn't the worst thing in the world. I know there are definitely in-laws who do worse things. There's no such thing as a free anything. Yeah. So, because think about it. Is it bothering you so much to the point where you don't want to accept the money anymore? Right.

Until you get to that point. Because it might. And at that point point you do what's best for you and your family but until that point like ride that gravy train totally send those send those emojis ha ha new couch send a pic of you on the couch thanks gran love the couch it's not the worst thing in the world no it's not and nothing in life is just like perfect and easy. And if this is what's going on, you'll be fine. This is another third and final submission that's also finance. And I thought it was interesting. Last year, my boyfriend of five years gave me his credit card information.

And during my solo trip to Europe this year, I used it without his knowledge to book tours and dinners. I should note he is a millionaire. Love that for you. It sounds like one of my novels. I should note he is a millionaire. Love that for you. It sounds like one of my novels.

I later went too far by booking a flight, resulting in his team reporting fraud to the bank. Should I confess or continue without admitting my actions? I'm seeking advice on how to handle the situation. The thing is, I'm like all for like running a man for every penny he has. Like this, like low key is stealing. Like he gave you his credit card information out of the goodness of his heart. Like you a year later using it for something that you just didn't even run by him.

Like it's not cool. No, it's not stealing. Like the question is, should you be honest that, oh, that wasn't fraud. That was me. But it might jeopardize your use of the card or continue on your merry way. And there's other charges like his team sees those other things so like there's an awareness that you're using the card is there because he gave it to her a year ago and she used it when he gave it to her and now a year later used it on her trip no but I think yeah but just the one thing got flagged yeah the book tour the the tours and the dinners went unnoticed by his team yeah so his team could think like he's going to

dinner but I guess the flight maybe she flew herself first class I think a little too much and that they reported to the bank as fraud I think that you should be honest one so that he doesn't like go and change all of his cards but also like so that he knows that you're using his card and you want to feel good about it like you don't want to obviously he's generous so why don't you just like learn what what's okay and what's not okay learn where the limit is yeah like learn because you know you used it last year and then you waited a whole year maybe he's okay with you like going out to dinner with your friends and using it like let what what are his limitations also you don't want to run this man dry like maybe he doesn't have as much money as

you think he does like find out what he's comfortable with like this was long overdue when he gave you the information you should have had a conversation about what exactly you're allowed to do with it yeah no but you can also trial find out uh trial by fire yeah learn on the job I think that if you want the relationship to be successful, like you have to be honest and like you can't have this much like deception and you aren't trying to like swindle him. So you should tell him, oh, that wasn't fraud. That was me. See his reaction. No. And you do want this relationship to be successful. He's a millionaire. And it's you've been together five years. So you should have honesty. Yeah. And I think you'll be more surprised with his generosity if you're honest like getting

caught in the lie like that's gonna make him like be like icky she's using me yeah but you just being totally up front be like no I used the credit card you gave me last year what's the problem like you being more upfront about it will make you look more normal first of all and second of all I do think you'll end up with more money from him. I think it will engender trust. I agree. Good. But getting caught in a lie about money, you're in trouble. Yeah. No, it's a bad path to go down where you're just like being shady with someone else's money. Like, and this is the person that you love. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't drop the ball here. I'm rooting for you. Yeah. I'm rooting for you. Don't sign a prenup. So that's our show. Hope everybody enjoyed it.

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