The Toast - I'm The Jenna, You're The Hoda: Thursday, March 7th, 2024
Episode Date: March 7, 2024Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson engaged after 6 years of dating (Page Six), Dakota Johnson on 'Madame Web' Blowback (The Hollywood Reporter) (18:46)Gal Gadot gives birth to fourth child with ...husband Jaron Varsano following secret pregnancy (Page Six) (26:39)Gisele Bundchen breaks down in tears over Tom Brady divorce, co-parenting in Robin Roberts interview (Page Six) (31:16)Joshua Jackson passionately kisses bikini-clad Lupita Nyong'o while celebrating her 41st birthday with Mexican getaway (Page Six) (35:10)Jake Paul to Fight Mike Tyson in Live Netflix Boxing Event (Variety) (43:47)Love is Blind Recap (50:53)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials!
Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Thursday, real Thursday, not fake Thursday.
Yesterday, fake fucking news. I started the show, happy Thursday, and everybody was like,
oh my god, yay. Wait, what? I ruined millions of days yesterday.
Today? No.
Yesterday was a drill. Today is the real thing.
It was a drill.
You gotta spin the narrative, Turdi. You didn't mess up. You were getting us ready.
Jackie, I'm merely a storyteller, okay?
Spin the narrative. She was getting us ready ready for Thursday and now I feel amply prepared and even more excited than it's
Thursday than I would have been if I didn't think that yesterday was Thursday oh my god you're
wearing my sweater I am wearing your sweater it looks great on you because I missed you
the thing about this sweater is I love this sweater. Fendi Skims, great collection, great sweater.
I love it in person.
It has yet to look good on the show.
The one time I wore it on the show,
I was pregnant, but I looked so big.
So the sweater is enormous.
I remember when Fendi X Skims dropped,
I was panicked on the website.
I knew that it was going to be size inclusive.
I was like, fuck yes.
And I went on the website and I was so panicked and I knew I wanted this cardigan and it was in fucking European sizing 42. I'm like,
what is that? Like I literally, I just bought it because I'm like better too big than too small.
It was enormous. Even when I was much heavier, it was still really big on me.
So in person, it's like cute and oversized and cuddly and warm. And my house is just so cold
today, but I just know on the show, I'm going to regret it, but I had to make and warm. And my house is just so cold today. But I just know on the show I'm going to regret it.
But I had to make a choice.
And this is a choice I made and I'm sticking with it.
You're wearing designer items as am I.
I am wearing the pink toast crew neck set.
This is the last remaining item from our recent drop
that's still available on the website.
Yeah, that's right.
Everything else sold out.
And I can't believe this is still available.
It's my favorite one.
It's this gorgeous sort of millennial pink crew.
Very subdued.
The pants have pockets.
They've got an
electric what is it elastic waistband I'm wearing a size medium you hookers can never shop toast
merch.com I feel like every time we do a merch drop people are like love this but can we just
get some like branded regular degular merch so we can like rock the toast like you know rock the
stage at arrowhead rock the stage at arrowhead they're asking for low-key classic toast and that's exactly what this set is so for all of you girlies who have
just been wanting to subliminally support the toast nothing crazy but super cute wait by the
way this is a set for you i need to say this out loud because i will forget to tell you afterwards
for our next merch shop like seriously write this down next merch shop that we do that's like more
just like classic logo stuff it's going to be called the Low-Key Classic Collection, okay?
I just thought of that.
Thank you, yeah.
Write that down.
Yeah, that's great.
I love that.
We have it written down.
We need to just write down more stuff.
Oh, my God, it's so funny.
Yesterday, I was here all day.
At, like, 5 p.m., Taylor Strecker came because we recorded her podcast,
and we had so many funny things we wanted to share,
and, like, we literally just kept going on tangents and like not finishing.
I actually got a pen and paper and wrote down the things I wanted to say.
Because like I never would have gotten to it.
No, all the time I'm thinking about stuff that I want to write down.
Or thinking about things that I need.
So much so that I'm thinking about getting an Alexa.
So I can just like talk to someone and be like Alexa write that down.
But I'm like not an Alexa.
I don't know if this is gonna surprise anyone I'm not going to
why because you it's not gonna surprise anyone that I don't want a piece of technology in my
house whose job it is to listen to me I'm not gonna lie I have often felt like Alexa was
definitely like a bad faith actor Alexa is a bad faith actress yeah yeah yeah however Alexa what's
the weather like changes my day like it's the greatest thing on the planet.
Or if like I'm in the middle of changing a diaper and we're like singing a song,
I could be like, Alexa, play Wheels on the Bus.
And all of a sudden it's bussing in here.
Bus.
It's Wheels on the Bussing.
On the bussing.
Also, if you're cooking and like the recipe is like three half a teaspoons
and you're like, how many liters is a teaspoon?
She's good at math too.
She has her merits.
Like how many liters is a teaspoon?
She's good at math too.
She has her merits.
No, I all the time am yearning for an Alexa.
I just have to wait until that yearning gets to be more powerful than my Alexa.
Skepticisms.
Fears.
I'm afraid of her.
Fears.
Now of all the girlies, Siri, Alexa, who do you feel safest with?
Because I feel as though Siri is the most useless bitch on the planet.
Like I've never leaned on Siri in a meaningful way.
And she's never really been there for me in a meaningful way.
Alexa, you know, say what you want about her.
She has been there for me countless times.
I do think if I had to choose a bad faith actress in my home, it would be Alexa.
And the other one is like Google Home.
But that one, she doesn't have her name. She's like, Google Home.
Can you wipe my ass?
She's like a brand.
Doesn't have a brand.
Like, I don't know her name.
But then you have to think about the people like you could go with any of these companies.
Apple, Jeff Bezos.
Right.
Google.
And it's like, who do you want to be in your home with you?
And I think of the three, I would go Jeff.
Just because Lauren is warming me up to him.
I'm not going to lie.
Also, also, what I like about the Alexa, and I'm about to set off everyone's Alexa, but
for a good reason, okay?
Alexa, tip my driver.
And it'll send a $5 tip to the person who delivered your last Amazon package,
like as it should.
That's really nice.
They did that around the holidays too.
Oh, and by the way, sorry, you don't have to pay for it.
It's on Amazon's dime.
They did that around the holidays.
You could tip your driver.
Thank my driver, yeah.
And I feel like they should have that more often.
You should be able to do a custom amount if you want to pay for it.
Well, yes, of course.
But Amazon's a billion dollar company.
Why should I pay for it?
Yeah, but if you wanted to do more than the $5.
Yeah.
Like maybe you've got a really great driver.
Right.
Goes above and beyond.
I'm always seeing ring camera footage of drivers going above and beyond.
Above and beyond the call of duty.
Like there are people whose kids love the delivery trucks and they let them mess around.
You know what I mean?
Like above and beyond the call of duty.
Today's such a special day
because it finally is Thursday,
which is just such a blessing.
I can't, you know,
I don't want to understate that.
But it's also the day
after the Love is Blind weddings episode.
We both watched it.
We are going to do a full recap.
Should we save that for the end?
Of course.
So we'll do the fast five
and then the lib,
the lib recap,
the libdard,
the lib bro,
the lib recap, which honestly, I have so many thoughts and I feel like it's like the name on everybody's lips is lib you know yeah even though the last
episode of the season is always just the worst most boring episode what's so funny is last night
I went to watch with Zach the couples came on I was like okay time to fast forward he was like
okay Claudia and I was like oh
that's so funny that you know her so well that like yes she would do that and then this morning
I saw your reel I seriously I maybe watched 35 seconds of the episode like no it was honestly
perfect for me because we went out to dinner last night yeah I go out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and we didn't get to start watching until like 10.45 maybe.
And it was beautiful because we were done by like 11.20.
I had the longest day.
I'm like, honestly, I don't even really want to watch this piece of shit.
I hate these couples.
And then I was like, wait a minute.
I was asleep by 9.45.
Because all the other Love is Blind days have been three episodes.
Like we were going to have to.
So when I saw it was just one episode, it's the weddings,
which they make a meal out of.
Right. And even when they drop three episodes, you really do want to watch when I saw it was just one episode it's the weddings which they make a meal out of right and even when they drop three episodes you really do want to
watch every minute of every episode oh yeah there's a lot going on but this wasn't that so
it was good a lot that you could fast forward through but we got the gist and we got our
answers so we will discuss that at the end of the episode and before that we've got the fast five
you know the juicy the juicy news of the day oh speaking of news of the day media darling over
here I don't know if you noticed like I'm wearing eyeliner I've been up since the crack of dawn I went to good day New
York um just for like a little you know press moment talk about my new special lean in available
on prime video in the U.S. and Canada um it was just fabulous I don't know if you saw Jax like
you were on TV we had they showed some of our clips they showed our artwork I was watching you
what's so crazy is I went to turn it on this morning.
I'm like, I don't think I get Good Day New York.
I probably get Good Day Florida.
You do.
It's like the classic local news here in New York.
Right, because you're in New York.
So I'm like, oh my gosh, I don't know if I can watch my girl.
So I went to the-
How did you watch it?
I went to the live stream online.
It was beautiful, fantastic.
I put it up on my computer while I did my makeup.
I had a great time.
And?
My girl was fabulous.
Slayed per usual.
I felt.
Bouncing off the walls with joy and effervescence.
Bringing everyone into her warm cacophony of love and humor.
Okay.
Thank you.
Also, I have three words to say.
Let me think.
Let me think.
You're not going to guess.
Okay.
What?
I am Kurt. You are Kurt. Kurt is me. Let me think. You're not going to guess. Okay, what? I am Kurt.
You are Kurt.
Kurt is me.
Kurt is you.
Good luck getting a word in, Kurt.
You are Kurt.
P-Jom Energy, Rosanna's co-host, but it was really like kind of me and Rosanna.
I know Rosanna personally for like many years.
So we've just like really connected.
No, Kurt was giving Jackie O when there's a guest on the show.
connected no Kurt was giving Jackie O when there's a guest on the show honestly me and you being like the Kurt and Rosanna of like of podcasting when we're 60 like so down so down and I feel like
we're always looking for analogous hosts and we can add those to our repertoire like we are also
the Mike and Tony of course of sports are we the Hoda and Jenna
are we the Hoda and Jenna honestly like yeah you're the Hoda I'm the Jenna yeah except that
like we're really like the Hoda and Kathy like they were the OG partnership that's true and I'm
so the Kathy oh really I think I'm so the Kathy in that that situation, you're so the Hoda. Oh, I feel like Hoda is just so personable and bubbly
and just like brings everyone into her warm fold.
I don't really know Kathy.
Okay, by the way, Kathy's like the drunkard.
Like I'm Kathy.
When it's Hoda and Kathy, I'm Kathy, you're Hoda.
When it's Hoda and Jenna, I'm Hoda, you're Jenna.
Like literary queen, buttoned up, first lady, you know, energy.
First daughter, energy.
You were kind of meant to be first daughter like I could see that for you like and then I would take it seriously and then writing like a memoir about like your time in the house memoirs
from the White House yeah I could definitely see that but it just depends on like what age you
become first daughter what do you think is the best age to be first daughter it's a really like
it's probably one of the most important questions you've ever asked me because it's such an interesting position
because it's not like being a royal that you are your whole life and you get to enjoy the perks
along the way like I feel like there's so many different stages like when you're eight years old
like when the Obamas were first daughters they had the Jonas brothers come to the White House
how fun is that yeah but I do think like Malia and Sasha were really young and they had eight years
and I feel like those were like really, really formative years.
And you kind of want to be as normal.
Like it's fun.
Jonas Brothers, haha.
But I think.
No, those aren't the years I would choose.
I'm just saying like that's fun.
Okay.
It is, but I think it's too, those are years that are too important to your like development.
Agreed.
Then you could be like the Bush girls who were in their teens and it's like.
Yeah.
We're in the White House.
We're sneaking out of the White House.
I'm going Bush girls because I feel like in a weird way, as if you're a little bit older
and your first daughter, you do become like a socialite.
And if you're living in the White House at the time, like I feel like some people like
Joe Biden has kids and they're like 30.
Like they don't live in the house.
Like they're older than that.
But yeah.
Yeah.
Like the they don't live with their parents.
The Bush.
They listen.
Exactly. They still live with their parents the bush they listen exactly like they still lived with their parents and but they're old enough to like become like interesting and like they're blossoming into young women and i feel like you get a lot of
attention and that's like years where you want attention i feel like the bush girls what were
they like 16 and 17 yeah probably at one point that's fun but that's also the age where you make
mistakes and then you have this huge spotlight on you and it's like maybe i want to wait until my frontal lobe is fully formed and I'm 25 and I can
but then you're not then you're not like a real first daughter you're not living in the house
you're not living in the house and if you are living with your parents like you're sad yeah
you should look at that work on that like of all the all the privilege you have you're living at
home like strive to get out so I think I would go the bush girls in terms of age I would love to
hear from Jenna about it.
I feel like she probably talks about it a lot because she talks a lot for a living.
Yes, yes.
And she talks a lot about her family.
Yeah.
So maybe she's probably said this somewhere
and you just haven't been listening.
Definitely not.
Also, she seems well adjusted.
Extremely.
And successful on her own merits.
Right.
Yeah.
Like when I think of her,
I don't think of first daughter first.
Like I think of Read With Jenna.
That's what you think of first.
Yeah.
I know most people probably think Today Show.
Yes.
But Read With Jenna is just more pertinent to my everyday life.
Speaking of which, the new episode of The Redheads dropped today.
As it fucking should.
I actually think our book, The Frozen River by Ariel Lohan,
was a GMA book.
Not Read with Jenna, but GMA book club book.
We recently read a book that was a Jenna's choice.
And so you're like, oh, it's probably not horrible.
She has solid choices.
I would say of the celebrity book clubs, if you were to say which one has the most winners,
I would say Read with Jenna has the best.
That is a very, very hot take.
That's a big statement.
It is a big statement.
And I really feel that way. Anytime we choose a book that's been big statement it is a big statement and I really feel
that way like anytime we choose a book that's been a read with Jenna book I feel really good about it
yeah I don't love Reese's book choices but I feel like maybe I just don't have similar interests as
Reese I don't love Reese's book choices but there's I feel like there's a lot politically
that goes into Reese's book club like there's a lot of things on the back end do a lot of different
cooks in the kitchen like I think she really always like wants to platform like new authors and I feel like sometimes this the book
itself gets lost in the like what she's trying to put behind it yeah and then also like if something
catches fire because of Reese she wants to be the one to monopolize on if it becomes a tv show or a
movie so she needs to make sure she has the rights the production company hello sunshine 1000%
yeah so sometimes the book we're actually reading is not like the best book of the month
right i would say i would say that we should dive in because we have lots to do today and i'm just
kind of itching to get to love is blind tell me about the stories describe them in three words
i don't know if i can stick to three but i had a thought about the stories this week which is that
every day there's like so many stories and they're all really good.
And I feel like today it's like there's five stories that are all really solid,
but there's probably five more out there that could have been the five.
Right.
They're not like new newsmaking groundbreaking, but they're titillating.
Yeah.
But there's other titillating things out there.
So people might be like, why don't you talk about blah, blah, blah.
Like just because no, we could have if I woke up on a different side of the bed.
You know what I mean?
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Our first story, some Dakota Johnson news, twofold.
One, her and Chris Martin are engaged after six years of dating
with Gwyneth's blessing, reportedly.
Of course, of course.
So Coldplay lead vocalist Chris Martin asked Dakota Johnson
for her hand in marriage a while ago.
According to the mirror, they've been besotted with each other from day one,
so taking this next step was inevitable, a source said.
They are in no rush to plan the wedding,
but are just enjoying making their commitment official.
I love them as a couple.
I love the whole co-parenting Gwyneth element of it.
I think it's fabulous.
I happen to think Dakota Johnson is one of the most fabulous people on the planet.
She's so chic.
She's so effortless.
She doesn't even have to work because she's like a nepo baby.
She's so gorgeous.
She's every red carpet she slays.
But I'm so glad you brought her up because I've been meaning to bring this up on the toast.
Okay.
Madame Web?
Yeah, that was the second part of the story.
She is in a new movie called Madame Web that is getting just abysmal reviews from the fans,
like terrible box office numbers.
People are saying it's like one of the worst movies ever made in the history of cinema.
To me, that's like really enticing that I want to see it, like just to see what that means.
Sounds good.
Like sounds interesting.
Yeah.
But she did an interview recently talking about the box office flop and just kind of owning it.
The weird thing about it is like everybody says this movie is horrible,
but people say movies are horrible all the time.
But the people in it, including Dakota Johnson,
are like doing press to sort of acknowledging that the movie was a piece of shit.
Yeah.
So this is what she said to Bustle.
It was definitely an experience for me to make that movie.
I had never done anything like it before.
I probably will never do anything like it again because I don't make sense in that world. And I know that now. But sometimes in this
industry, you sign on to something and it's one thing. And then as you're making it, it becomes
a completely different thing. And you're like, wait, what? But it was a real learning experience.
And of course, it's not nice to be a part of something that's ripped to shreds. But I can't
say that I don't understand. She also said, it's so hard to get movies made. And in these big movies
that get made, and it's even starting to get movies made and in these big movies that get
made, and it's even starting to happen with the little ones, which is what's really freaking me
out, decisions are being made by committees and art does not do well when it's made by committee.
Films are made by a filmmaker and a team of artists around them. You cannot make art based
on numbers and algorithms. My feeling has been for a long time that audiences are extremely smart
and executives have started to believe that they're not audiences will always be able to sniff out bullshit even if films start to be made with AI
humans aren't going to fucking want to see those Madam Web was giving AI yeah but I think she makes
a really good point like a lot of times like people in those rooms executives like they think
audiences are stupid and they can put out this garbage but the cream always rises so true that's how I feel
I love that I love Dakota Johnson like I just can't I asked me to say one bad thing about Dakota
Johnson you can't say one bad thing about Dakota Johnson I really can't I mean I guess okay actually
I could but see and if I talk through it it'll end up being. Like, not this person who's literally never acted before in her life
getting their first role on a billion-dollar franchise.
Fifty Shades.
Sorry, that's slay icon behavior.
Like, love that.
Yeah.
Do you think she was the right person for that role?
The thing is, I never saw the movies, and I didn't read the books.
So I didn't know who, like, the girl is supposed to be.
So I can't say yes or no.
But something about that movie, like, I think it yes or no but something about that movie like I think it did well but something about that movie
is wrong and you it should have like it it should have been bigger than Twilight like based on the
books yeah I think one because the two of them didn't have chemistry and I think they actually
didn't get along so maybe one of them should have had to go I actually think he was totally miscast
Jamie yeah she was okay I think I read the first book and I think I saw the first movie and like I actually think he was totally miscast. Jamie. Dorner.
Yeah.
She was okay.
I think I read the first book and I think I saw the first movie.
And like I say I think because I know I read the book,
but I think I saw the movie.
Not memorable.
They're always playing it on E.
I've seen like 20 minute chunks of it like in different parts of my life.
Yeah.
I just don't think that movie is as iconic as it should have been.
I agree.
Based on the following.
Based on.
It's literally like Smut. Like it should have been. Smut. Based on the following, based on, it's literally like Smut.
Like it should have been,
Smut is so popular.
The thing is,
the movie was huge.
I'm sure if we look at how much money it brought in.
it was a success.
But when you watch it back,
it's not amazing.
When you watch back Twilight,
when you watch back Hunger Games,
like those movies are still amazing.
Not only that,
but like when you look back
on the place it holds in culture,
Fifty Shades has no place in culture.
Like it's, we've all just moved on.
It was a successful movie.
Everyone made their monies back.
But in terms of like the impact, there was none.
And like the lore.
And there's not people who are like making Fifty Shades.
Fan fiction.
Maybe there's like a handful, but like Fifty Shades, like fan edits.
Speaking of fan fiction, did you see the trailer for The Idea of You?
I did. Anne Hathaway's
new movie based on the book by, I think her name is Robin Lee. Literally one of my least favorite
books of all time. It was like one of the most disgusting like predatory, pedophilic books I've
ever read. And the trailer gave the same type of energy. I thought the trailer looked, considering
like it's like, you know, smut and you said it wasn't even good. I thought the trailer looked
like a pretty decently serious movie oh I completely disagree I thought Anne
Hathaway is far too good for this movie when I saw the trailer oh for sure but she made it
an Anne Hathaway caliber movie look I disagree but I think like just out of sheer curiosity like I
think I have to see this movie yeah it does I think it looks better than what the book sounds like this was my did you
ever read the book no it's really gross yeah it doesn't seem like they needed to make a movie of
this book but they you know put all of the quality into the movie it feels like they gave it everything
they have big budget sets actors actually I like who they chose for the Harry Styles character
Nicholas he's a hottie with a body, you know.
Anne Hathaway is an older woman who is believable
that like this person would fall in love with her.
Yes, and the character, she plays Soleil.
She's like half French.
She owns an art gallery.
She's extremely chic, very like into art
and sophisticated and educated.
And that's so Anne Hathaway.
Yeah. Yeah, Anne Hathaway. Yeah.
Yeah, Anne Hathaway
was a good casting.
I think they gave
everything they got.
that didn't need
to be made into a movie.
This is a book
we all should have read
and been like,
why did we read that
and never talk about it again?
Okay?
It's shameful.
There are so many books
that should be made into movies.
Agreed.
And there are so many books
that get, you know,
the rights bought
and then never made into movies
and that's frustrating.
Seven Husbands, The Nightingale, we're still waiting for.
Where the fuck is Seven Husbands?
I don't know.
Are you ready for our next story? Some more superhero news.
I'm not ready. Just sorry, one second. The last thing I wanted to say about Dakota Johnson,
things I love about her. I was saying, so happy for her and Chris Martin.
But,
I think it's important that we not forget
the takedown of one
Ellen DeGeneres
was started
by Dakota Johnson.
Now,
she didn't do anything,
just an old clip of hers
resurfaced and it really
highlighted how nasty Ellen was.
Yeah.
And like low-key
emotionally manipulative.
Yeah.
So she started that.
And her fans did.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh,
and then the whole lime thing she has
like this funny like she like she does interviews like random interviews and she like lies about the
most random things so um in her vogue 73 questions she had this big bowl of limes in her kitchen
and she like sniffs it she's like I just love limes like they're like my absolute favorite and
then like years later she was like, and that clip has gone.
Like people were like, this was such a weird thing that Dakota Johnson said in her 73 questions.
And she addressed it years later saying she's actually allergic to limes.
They were completely fake.
And somebody like, you know, they staged her apartment for the 73 questions.
And she just thought it was so stupid.
So she was like, I love limes.
That's funny.
She's funny.
She's got personality.
She's funny.
She's got pizzazz.
Definitely.
I feel like if she's with Chris Martin and Gwyneth likes her,
she's got a good personality.
Agreed.
It's a tough group.
Yeah.
And she's bringing something to the table, for sure.
Agreed.
By way of personality and intellect.
By way of intellect.
I like that.
Speaking of some more superhero news,
Gal Gadot gave birth to her fourth child with her husband,
Jaron Varsano, following a secret pregnancy.
So Gal Gadot is now a mom of four, which I didn't even know that she had been a mom of three.
She announced that she and her husband have welcomed their fourth child, a baby girl named
Ori, after keeping the pregnancy under wraps.
She said, my sweet girl, the pregnancy was not easy and we made it through.
She posted a photo from the
hospital bed and she said that the baby has brought them so much light and it's already
living up to her name which means my light in Hebrew I'm obsessed with Gal Gadot and honestly
like I imagined her I didn't realize she was pregnant this whole last year and that means
she's been pregnant like since October 7th and like people she's become like the face of like
people on the internet it's just like Gal Gadot like they hate yeah hate. And like people, she's become like the face of like people on the internet.
It's just like gaga Joe.
Like they hate,
hate.
She's like really a punching bag for people's antisemitism.
And I imagine that's been extremely trying and knowing that she's pregnant now,
having gone through that,
that must've been even more difficult.
Yeah,
for sure.
I feel like she's the face of like,
uh,
the most,
probably the most well-known at the moment and vocal Israeli in Hollywood.
I would say Jew also, not even just Israeli.
Yeah, Jew.
But there is a lot of Jews.
There's not so many Israelis that like are that big.
I also think of like Natalie Portman.
Yeah, but I feel like the Israelis and like the Zionist movement doesn't claim Natalie Portman.
No, no.
She's never been a particularly good spokesperson for us.
She's not enough.
No, no.
Also Bar-Rafaeli, our tax evading queen.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
But she's not like as famous here.
No, she lives in Israel.
She lives in Israel.
Right.
So it's really Gal.
It's Gal putting the industry on her back.
And who knew that she had four children, four daughters?
I had no idea.
She's actually superwoman.
I was going to say.
Superwoman.
Wonderwoman.
Right? No, I wasn't saying Wonderwoman. Like, she's actually superwoman i was gonna say a woman wonder woman right no i wasn't saying wonder woman like she's a superwoman but yes she is also wonder woman i do feel like it's time
for me to see wonder woman you will like it i've never seen it it's good i've never saw the sequel
i need to see it i think you should do it.
Support our girl.
Right.
That's a fun like movie night.
Yeah.
Ben is love superhero movies.
I've never seen any of them except like I saw Spider-Man.
Maybe you should see this and then Madam Web.
No.
No.
Madam Web.
Apparently people were like quoting like direct quotes from the script and posting them on
Twitter.
I was cackling. I guess she like has like direct quotes from the script and posting them on Twitter. I was cackling.
I guess she like has like Spidey.
Is she Madam Webb?
Yes.
Dakota is Madam Webb.
Oh, it's her movie.
And she weaves a web of sorts.
And some of the lines people are quoting, it's like, this web Madam Webb weaved was
webbed by Madam Webb.
Like, it'sbed by Madam Web. Like,
it's literally like brain dead.
I have to see it.
I am intrigued to say the list.
Must watch.
Add it to the list.
And you know what?
Probably because everybody dislikes it so much,
like it's giving,
I would like it.
That's what I was going to say.
Like,
because it sounds so bad.
It sounds like a Hallmark movie,
which are horrible,
but they're incredible.
Yeah.
I'm going to give it a chance Hallmark should do like really bad superhero movies and like Matt this is like it sounds like Madame Webb is like if Hallmark took a stab at Marvel
yeah I love that yeah are you ready for our next story about another strong woman?
No.
Who?
We're giving like Women's Month energy. It is international or national women's?
I think today is International Women's Day.
March 7th.
But it's also Women's Month.
Oh, yes.
But then there's the day.
And I think it's March 7th.
It's not today.
It's not today. So tomorrow? It's Women's and i think it's march today it's not today so tomorrow
it's women's history month and it's tomorrow okay so tomorrow we're gonna make a we'll make
a big deal of it who would you say is a woman that you want to honor this women's history month
like for real or for jokes?
For jokes.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
I agree.
And for you?
Probably myself.
I've been through like an unimaginable amount of things.
And look at me, like businesswoman.
Stronger than ever.
Stronger and more powerful than ever.
So yeah, I'd say me.
Okay.
Love that.
Thanks.
But this next strong woman is breaking down in tears in a new clip from a new interview.
Giselle Bunchen is sitting down with Robin Roberts,
talking and mentioning it all.
So there's a new special coming out on Hulu today called Impact X Nightline,
Giselle Bunchen, colon, climbing the mountain.
I don't know what this is in service to, but it's like a- Right, what's she promoting?
It's giving like Oprah and Adele.
We have Robin and Giselle, rhymes.
Robin and Giselle from Potomac.
Robin and Giselle are sitting down
and having a conversation.
And she does ask a question to Tom about Tom Brady.
You know, Giselle breaks down, like, can I have a moment?
So it feels like that's just like an aside to the interview,
not the meat of the interview.
She must be doing something that she wants to promote in this
long special um but it looks really interesting I feel like we never hear from her in this sort of
format we never hear from her specifically in like long form interview also she might be one
of the most interesting people in the world like she really is because obviously right now Tom and Giselle is top of mind.
And they were even showing in the trailer flashbacks to them
at the Met Gala and all of these red carpets.
And there's no more fabulous people than these two.
No.
And there really were America's couple.
Because she was this enormous model everywhere.
Every billboard, every man.
And he was obviously the king of football.
So it really was like a match made in yearbook heaven.
It was like the cheerleader and the quarterback.
And I think we all felt involved in one way.
And them breaking up was kind of crazy.
And there was like low key like stuff.
Animus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I don't think she's going to clear it all up right now. I think they probably had to touch on it in order for her to do this interview. Yeah. Animus. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't think she's going to clear it all up right now.
I think they probably had to touch on it in order for her to do this interview.
Yeah.
And I'm sure she'll keep it moving.
And he's the father of her children.
So what really would she say?
But she will be mentioning it.
And I also just like want to hear from her on how she's doing, what she's doing.
It seems like she's doing well.
She's doing her jujitsu instructor.
Yeah, that's what we see.
There's a question, you know,
would you open your heart again?
And she said, I'm living my truth.
I have.
She's living her truth, though.
I can't believe she uses phrases like that.
I feel like she would be above phrases like that.
She seems like a tough cookie
who doesn't stoop to saying things like,
I'm living my truth.
Also, English is not her first language
and only people who speak English talk that stupid.
You speak too much English.
Yeah, like if you are like fluent in multiple languages,
you're obviously a person of high intellect
and you don't say dumb things like that.
You're better at explaining yourself.
But that's just my truth.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's exciting.
I think it's out on Hulu today and I look forward to seeing clips because
let's get real like I'm not gonna sit down and watch the whole thing no shade to Giselle just
I know myself I have to watch the Madame Webb who is somebody who would sit down for an hour
long interview with Robin Roberts on Hulu that you would actually watch great question Taylor Great question. Taylor, Luke Holmes. Yeah. Elon, of course.
Elon, that's her answer for everything.
What would Elon be doing talking to Robert Roberts?
I have to watch.
I don't know.
I feel like Robin Roberts is actually a good interviewer.
I feel like she doesn't come in with any sort of agenda.
She is.
No, no shade to Robin.
But he's always, you know, going on this podcast or other.
No, and he does it like on Twitter Spaces now.
Like trying to make that a thing.
Twitter Spaces.
Yeah, I won't go to Twitter Spaces though.
Oh, wow.
She has.
That's where I draw the line.
Yeah.
Fair.
So he might be saying like the most interesting stuff and I'm missing it.
You might.
And that's something I have to live with.
Okay.
And I'm okay with it.
I'm glad.
Are you ready for our next story, which is some new couple news?
Is this four or five?
Four.
Yes.
Joshua Jackson is passionately kissing Lupita Nyong'o
while celebrating her 41st birthday with a Mexican getaway.
So Joshua Jackson and girlfriend Lupita Nyong'o
are passionately kissing while celebrating her birthday in Puerto Vallarta.
According to the photos, they were seen packing on the PGA during their weekend in the sand.
So, I love Joshua Jackson.
Like, he really is just one of those people who has my heart.
Mm-hmm.
And personally, I never moved on from him and Diane Keaton.
Like, I stayed there, dust collecting around my pindapant.
He was with Diane Keaton?
No, I'm sorry.
No, no, not Keaton.
Kruger, excuse me.
From Inglourious Bastards.
Oh, oh.
They were together forever.
And I feel like every time we talk about them, I tell the story about how I saw them buying a TV together in Best Buy.
And they were so cute making out in the aisles.
Like, I literally, I stan.
When I was in college,
the Best Buy on 6th Avenue and 18th Street.
And I loved him in The Affair.
He's so hot.
Like, I love this man.
So personally, like, I'm still mourning
Diane Kruger slash Keaton, you know?
Got it.
But then he was in another long relationship.
Yeah, baby, with Jodi.
Jodi Turner-Smith.
And now him and Lupita have been together for
three months but I must have missed their couple announcement. I had seen there wasn't like an
announcement there were reports and there might have been one photo and then they were silent so
I thought maybe like they had just like went on one date and people got ahead of themselves. Right
right. No this confirms like full-blown relationship. Full-blown? Yeah. He's really like a relationship
guy. No Jackie he's kind of like a dream man. Please don't tell me anything bad about him
in the comments.
Like, I love him.
I guess that is a good quality.
Like, someone who's looking
for serious relationships
has seen a lot of them.
Also, I feel like
not to keep going back
to Diane Kruger slash Keaton.
We got no closure.
Not only did they break up
like out of nowhere,
he was with Jodi Turner-Smith
the next day.
Like, it was really kind of like,
it was not a good look. And what's up with... It's kind of like red flag behavior I know what's up with Diane Kruger like who does
she date let me look I feel like she'd be the type to be married to like a filmmaker you know
yeah like an artist she reminds me of Diana Agron oh interesting like a grown-up Diana Agra Norman Reedus happily engaged
and parents to a daughter
and he's an actor
and former model
he made his acting debut
in the 90s
as Murphy McManus
in the Boondock Saints
followed by supporting
I'm reading the same thing
as you I'm cracking up
he's also in the Walking Dead
more recently
oh okay thank you
like that's what he's obviously
even though you guys
might know him
from the Boondock Saints
and by the way
I like his name sounded so familiar i'm like oh this is like a
famous person but i'm not familiar with his work let me look at pictures like that norman reedus
yeah i did i said it like with a familiar tone in my voice he looks like jave girl like twins
he totally has hair plugs you could tell by by the way, it's like hair is part of it. Do you approve for her?
No.
Oh.
Even though he's famous and successful?
She is so gorgeous,
like glamorous,
in some of the biggest and best movies of all time.
She's so elegant, classy.
Oh, I don't know who would be right for her.
I love her,
and I just love that scene where she chokes the Nazi.
Yeah.
What do you think about Joshua and Lupita?
I'm happy for them if this, you know, if they both are happy.
I just, I'm kind of like now starting to question, now that I've sat down and analyzed it, like
Joshua Jackson, it's like, what's going on?
You mean like relationship jumper?
Yeah.
And I was going to say, maybe it seems like he doesn't want to settle down, but he literally
had a baby with Jodi Turner-Smith
really quickly.
I don't know if they got married.
They were married.
So he's obviously not averse to commitment.
Yeah.
But like long-term, you know, forever.
Yeah.
Whatever happened to forever?
What about us?
What if we just stayed together forever?
What if?
He's not about it.
I don't know.
He definitely has his red flags, I agree.
But he's just so handsome.
Yeah.
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welcome. Our fifth and final story is some boxing news because Jake Paul is set to fight Mike Tyson
in a live Netflix boxing event. Jake Paul will set, uh, is set to fight former heavyweight
champion Mike Tyson in a boxing match that will be live streamed on Netflix. It's scheduled to
take place on July 20th at the AT&T Stadium in Texas and will be available to all Netflix subscribers.
So this is big because it's a big fight for Jake Paul, literally fighting Mike Tyson, which
is there a bigger fighter out there? And it's going to be on Netflix, so not the usual pay-per-view
experience. This is super interesting. I feel like this is the first time Netflix has done a live
boxing. They've done a live boxing they've done
a few live events Chris Rock live comedy which was crazy they had the live love is blind which
was a mess reunion and now they're doing live boxing I love that by the way I do think that
that's something they should be doing pay-per-view is so old school like the last couple of times I
actually happen to weirdly love these influencer fights I always watch them because they're always
on a Saturday night it's always like a fun thing to do. Yeah. To invite people
over, have some drinks. I'm always watching and I've never not had a problem with like the cable
company. I'm always on the phone with the cable. Actually, I don't have cable anymore. I wonder how
it's going to work for me this time. Netflix. Right. Pay-per-view is so old school. So I kind
of love this. I wonder what the money's like because pay-per-view, say what you want about it,
they make hundreds of millions of dollars.
Yeah.
So I'm sure they're making a lot of money.
And as far as fights that I've heard of, especially for Jake Paul,
who his fights have millions of viewers just because of him,
like he's fighting Mike Tyson.
Like that's a big deal to me.
Yeah, of course.
This is like the equivalent of when Logan Paul fought Floyd Mayweather,
which was so major.
Right.
And of course he lost because Floyd Mayweather is still in fighting shape, you know?
Yeah.
I do think Jake Paul like actually has a chance only because he's so much younger.
And that's, that stands for something, you know, it's who can last the longest.
Yeah.
And he is a really good fighter.
Yeah.
I guess it's a win-win for him because if he beats Mike Tyson, oh my God, I beat Mike
Tyson.
And even if he loses to Mike Tyson, it's like, I fought Mike Tyson.
Yeah, no, and it's so good.
I feel like those two especially, I think Logan kind of gave up on it
and went to the WWE after that Floyd Mayweather thing.
He like didn't continue with trying to be taken seriously as a boxer.
He went to WWE, which is, it's like fake wrestling, but it's huge.
It's like the most global brand.
He's, that was actually really smart
he's like the official beverage I just actually read that their uh prime what's it what's the
what is it like an energy drink yeah just outsold Gatorade it's like it's that's crazy everywhere I
just want to say I've never seen anybody drinking it however I was having this conversation with the
Taylors and Taylor Johnny he was like no no my nephews like young boys are obsessed with it like yeah
it's that Logan Paul fandom so
I actually think and Zach Shapiro
and Zach
Shapiro I'm on their PR list yeah
I'm on the PR list
and I give it all to him
good I'm so glad he's getting what he wants
because I've been breastfeeding so like I don't need
hundreds of milligrams of caffeine but actually now
I kind of do so maybe I'll keep it.
So he went a totally different route.
Very businessy.
He is raking it in from the WWE and from Prime.
But Jake really continued with this serious boxer.
And I feel like it's really paid off for him.
I take him seriously as a boxer.
Did you watch his Netflix docuseries?
No, I should have.
Claudia, you can still watch it. And that will make this fight way more I should have. Claudia, you can still watch it
and that will make this fight
like way more interesting to you.
Oh, you know what?
Maybe I will.
And if I didn't watch it,
I wouldn't even like have registered this fight.
Yeah.
And I'm glad that I did watch it.
And that was the night I went into labor.
Thanks, Jake Paul.
Jake Paul has that sort of effect on you.
Also, I kind of love this story
because I feel like we're always saying things Netflix should
do and they're like always like just doing lame things like dropping two episodes at a time of a
show people finally like and this is them finally doing something like good like from a brand
strategy point of view I'm like oh my god thank you duh innovative yeah they should have been
doing this a while ago yeah well live sports is always going to be a big market and there is this gap because pay-per-view
is stone age yeah but it's the same way that like comedy specials are really being kept alive by
Netflix they could do that with wrestling which really is this like sort of old school like if
they wanted to and they would put on fights and give money to Jake Paul maybe get Logan to come
back like they should really like have a boxing like they should work on fights and give money to Jake Paul, maybe get Logan to come back. Like they should really like have a boxing,
like they should work on this.
Cause it's a market.
But the argument made in untold Jake Paul
is that like Jake Paul has done that for wrestling.
Oh.
Jake Paul has like injected new life.
And he definitely has.
I've never watched a fight in my life.
But I do think that as far as distribution,
it could be even bigger.
And that's where Netflix comes in.
And maybe they had a good working relationship from the documentary and this is a byproduct of that
I do want to say I feel like credit needs to be given where it's due and Logan was the first
brother so Logan that's in the documentary oh okay like I feel like he at least for me opened
me up to wrestling when I never would have watched that in my life yeah but Jake like just
totally took it over.
And I think he's really talented too.
I think so too.
It's hard work and natural ability.
Ability and physical stamina.
You got to be in good shape.
It's a commitment.
It's a lot of work.
Determination.
Should we have a fight?
Who would win?
Me.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, by the way,
how much would somebody have to pay us to like do that?
Like not that much. Well, would it be like
boxing or like WWE? Like we're
kind of like. No, no, no. It's not
a choreographed. We have to hit each other?
Yeah. Not to the point of like knockout and
stuff, but like, yeah.
Okay. I think.
But Jackie, think about it. Like millions of people
are watching and we're making
like millions of dollars right so how much would we have to make like i would do it for 25 million
dollars i was going to say the same thing overall a 50 million dollar deal yeah yeah for one night
and we'd agree to go easy on each other but we'd have to be like no we'd have to actually fight
and i'm not i don't want to you know knock you out but I'm gonna I'm
not gonna hold back punches okay so somebody Jake Paul reach out we'll do it I'll do it I don't give
a fuck I'll do it yeah I feel like every time we talk about the Paul brothers fighting like we make
it about ourselves fighting really I feel like this is a brand new conversation I have no memory
of ever having this combo but again take that with a grain of salt because i think we once said like jake and logan should fight each other free idea they should they should have they
no so then also there will be other fighters like on the bill like of course openers and such
they haven't programmed it yet i'm hoping for time available and i'm hoping for tommy fury
we're available and then we can meet Molly.
We're available.
Did you see Molly got her hair done by Chris Appleton?
I did.
She had fake bangs.
He gave her like a full hair makeover and she looked so good.
It was fake.
But not the hair color.
No, but the, no.
Bangs.
I think the color.
Was the whole thing fake?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
She looked so good.
Because she's been posting like regular Molly.
It was a wig.
Oh my God. how lame is that?
Sorry to disappoint.
Okay.
Moving on to the lib recap.
Moving on to the lib recap.
Love is blind, weddings last night.
This will contain spoilers,
so log off if you're a pain in the ass.
So three major moments from last night first the
conversation between Chelsea and Jimmy ending their relationship yeah and a lot of people are
like mad at Jimmy literally who could be mad at Jimmy the only reason I'm like confused is because
like he had the opportunity to break up with her after like during or right after that fight
and he was sucked back in so then but I do feel like he intended to break up with her after like during or right after that fight and he was sucked back in so then
but I do feel like he intended to break up with her after the fight and she kind of convinced him
not to but then he got back on his own again I was like no no no like we actually have to break
up like we cannot be control z control z citril z citril z that people are like oh he's so mean
he said he wanted to marry her and then he didn't you know what really would have been mean uh what clay did like literally make her get all
dressed up to tell her no in front of her friends and family like that's the kinder thing to do so
how anyone can really be mad like these two were so and she was just awful like even during the
breakup she was awful sorry and this is gonna be such a hot take because everybody's like clay's a
dick jimmy's a dick sorry You are allowed to break up with someone.
No, and you are allowed to say no at the end of this process.
Like, it's not the real world. And you're allowed to wait until the wedding to say no.
That's what you're supposed to do.
It's not the real world.
There are a certain set of rules in this show.
I don't know how Jimmy evaded them.
Maybe because his relationship gave the season the biggest and funniest and craziest storylines.
And they were like, okay, you've done your part. But for everyone else, you have to wait. Unless you're going to break up really early in the season the biggest and funniest and craziest storylines and they were like okay you've done your part but for everyone else you have to wait unless you're going to break up really early in
the season like you have to wait till the altar like it's not necessarily how you would do things
but those are the rules that we're playing by so it doesn't bother me that he didn't like take her
aside and we'll talk about clay and ad but first i want to talk about chelsea and jimmy and i don't
even compare jimmy to clay no me neither. But they both said no.
And like, I just, I feel like a lot of people watching this show, like, get so mad at them.
Like, you are allowed to not be in love with someone.
Like, it's not a crime. My only issue, my issue with Clay is that there was no one that he was going to meet,
no perfect enough relationship that was going to get him to say yes in this time period
because he wasn't ready.
And in that situation, like, you shouldn't even go on the show if you're not really looking to get married in four weeks. I mean he had the TikTok logo on his
vision board for this year and I feel like that told me everything I needed to know about him.
To me that's his crime you weren't ready to go on the show like now you're gonna start therapy
no you need to come on whole and really hoping and wanting to be married at the end of the process.
And I have to say,
AD saying yes was like, was desperate to me.
I really didn't think she was going to say yes.
I don't know why.
Of course not.
By the way, Jackie, first of all, they've been engaged.
He hasn't been sleeping at the house.
All he does is work.
He's very clearly like said 500 times he's
really struggling with monogamy like he really doesn't want to cheat on her why the fuck did
she say yes do you think that maybe I can't even put myself in their shoes but do you think that
maybe she knew he was gonna say no and so it's better to like just for the fans and everything
to look like the victim and like there we have a story as opposed to two
people who are both like no I just I would appreciate the realness more so I yeah that was
well I feel like the whole time I was shocked the whole time I did feel like she was like you do
the whole time I I really didn't feel like she was gonna say yes but then when she did I feel
like that is the moment where like whatever lies you've been telling yourself this entire time like they end you're
not because of course it's so real it's a legal ceremony right you're not really gonna like marry
this stranger because you've made it to the end of the episodes you have accomplished your you're
on tv you're on tv now this is your real fucking life yes you're not run the lies end here it's so true it's like boom cameras are off
like let's be real with one another yeah like this is your real life so when she said yes I was like
oh have I been misreading this the entire time it would have been like if Jimmy said yes at the
altar you know what it reminded me of because I've been on such a journey with Aiden I remember in
the pods in the first few episodes I thought she was so insincere and so almost just like desperate to
get a match not because she's desperate for love but because she wanted to be on the show yeah and
then throughout this process I actually felt like she was really giving her her real heart and very
genuine and the second she said yes to somebody she so clearly should have said no to and she's
not a dumb person she's like a smart successful woman it reminded me of the ad i met in the pods and my first instinct on her which was like oh oh she's not serious
i agree in the pods i thought she wasn't super serious like wanted to be engaged but then i
thought when she met clay that they were really good match at certain points and like i think
they were both so happy with each other like couldn't have asked for more from this process
like they're both incredibly good looking
and like they were having fun together.
But then their real lives don't mesh.
Just, you know, everyday habits and routines.
Like they're not a great match for each other.
And yeah, that's why I fast forward
through all this stuff before the wedding.
Of course.
Because like everything they say in that moment,
it's like lies, lies, lies.
It's true because you don't really know
their absolute truth until do you.
That's how I felt.
You know who like turned me off to all of it?
Like throwback?
Deep D.
The way.
I literally knew you were going to say that.
Oh, I'm glad that you agree because the way like you think she's like hopelessly in love
with this guy who's like not being serious enough and like, but she wants to make it
work.
He's a dick.
And like she wants a serious relationship and all of her wedding confessionals like talking about their
relationship and then just like turned on him at the altar which she should have done because he
was not a great guy but it's like everything leading up to the weddings is a lie but it's
like you turn up you lie to us the viewers in every confessional the second the bride or groom
you see their foot step out of the car and enter the venue like in their morning clothes I skip until because you know what it's all fake it's a lie literally everything
they say you watch it you're like how would these people not get married they say this is my person
I feel so myself I've never been this happy in my life it's crying with their parents sending
them letters and then I don't literally it's defies logic it's giving irrelevant and they
should actually just for the sake of the
show take all of that out these people aren't actors either it's not fair to them to make them
lie and no and then everybody was like that conversation between his parents was so moving
and I was like what conversation okay for some reason for some reason I didn't skip that I just
had landed there and I actually like I I didn't find it so moving I just felt that that woman is a queen yeah his mom and the one hand she was being like so forgiving and gracious and
on the other hand but being like but don't forget what you did and also like this process had brought
out even like more information like he always knew that she knew that he had been cheating on her but
like there was even more he was taking the kid on the on the cheat trips like she was hurt in this process too Jesus like and Clay wasn't even ready to go on
the show so he goes all this harm with his family for what and by the way then that's the other
thing because Clay said I don't I think it would be irresponsible for me to get married a very
reasonable thing to say but he did say I don't love you and I don't want to see you anymore and
she was just basically like I can't date someone who wouldn't choose me. And that happens a lot
with this show. Well, they had this conversation in another episode and he said like, why can't
we just date? Like, why do we have to be on this timeline of getting married? And she said, if you
do not marry me, like I'm not dating you afterwards. What do you think about that?
I don't know if she felt that way or if she's been told to say that.
Because if everybody was able to get away with that,
then they would all say no and just continue dating.
And it wouldn't be a marriage show.
It would be a dating show.
So I think it's very high stakes.
I don't know what's in your contract,
but I think it's very high stakes to like say no and then continue to date them.
But a lot of people who say no, they don't continue to date.
No, they don't.
I've never really seen anyone continue to date.
And so I kind of understand being like, no, I'm I'm I'm I think she said 10 toes in on this and I'm going through
the whole process as it's meant to be I also think the people who go on the show are usually older
who really want to be married so it's like if we're not getting we found each other if we're
not getting married today why would we be getting married in a year from now I get I see both sides
obviously rationally it's like let's just date I sides. Obviously, rationally, it's like, let's just date.
I like you.
You like me.
Yeah.
But it's like.
I think that's a flaw in the show.
It's about a commitment, though.
Yeah.
And it's about a leap of faith.
And being like, maybe we don't have everything worked out,
but you are the right person for me.
And we want all of the same things.
And I want those things.
So let's start now.
Well, two people who did take a leap of faith, Johnny and Amy, perhaps two of my least favorite
people.
Actually, not even two, just one.
Johnny, probably my least favorite person to ever grace any reality TV show ever.
Yeah.
I feel like they're going to show up at the reunion pregnant.
Pregnant.
Tribblets.
Imagine.
No, I'm sorry.
I, once again, I stayed there dust collecting around my pindah pair.
They moved on.
He's so sweet to her brother.
There's so many great things.
I'm still with the condoms.
I'll never get over it.
You shouldn't either.
Yeah.
Did you think they were going to get married?
No.
When I was watching.
I thought she was lying the whole time.
Every time they showed her on camera, I'm like, this bitch is lying. Oh, my God. But I was watching. I thought she was lying the whole time. Every time they showed her on camera, I'm like, this bitch is lying.
Oh my God.
But I was wrong.
When I watched the bit of their wedding footage, like before they got to the answers, I was feeling it.
Yeah, of course.
She was so emotional with her brother and her dad.
Oh my God.
It was really, it was beautiful.
I stopped fast forwarding the second I saw her at the end of the aisle.
Like that's where I started.
It was beautiful.
And I actually happen to really like her.
When I talk like shit about them, I'm actually only talking about him.
Of course.
There's literally nothing not to like about her.
I could see him being one of these crazy husbands.
Like who controls what their wives eats and like doesn't let her leave the house.
I'm being dead serious.
He gives me so the willies.
Yeah, but I just feel like she's stronger than you think.
Wait, do you remember that couple?
Hold on. I just
had a memory.
From, I think
it was the last episode, the girl was a toaster.
The last episode?
The last season. Two seasons ago. We didn't watch last season oh so what was
that season four that was like chelsea and kwame and was that that season no maybe it was the one
before hold on and then there was one with like bartiste i didn't know oh wait was that bartice
season then there was one with like Shane and Deepti and Natalie.
Ugh, fuck.
I think they're still married. Hold on.
She's a toaster. It's bothering me a lot.
Yeah, she was like in Facebook. Oh, Colleen
and Matt. Do you remember?
I think that's the Barty season I didn't
watch. He was so
nutty. Like he
really gave like kind of scary energy sometimes
and then I think they ended up getting married.
Hold on.
They said yes.
They are still married at the reunion.
After almost two years of marriage, they moved in together.
After two years of marriage?
I need to look at their Instagram.
I forgot about her.
He was so fucking crazy.
And everybody was like kind of worried about her.
But then they like, you know, everybody moved on.
Yeah, wait.
Hold on.
Does she have any pictures with her husband? Yes, they're still married you know, everybody moved on. Yeah, wait, hold on. Does she have any pictures with her husband?
Yes, they're still married.
Oh, my God.
He was so crazy, Jackie.
Well, you have to remember two things.
One, it's a TV show.
Things are edited to be a little more dramatic than they might be.
And two, there's a lid for every pot.
Honestly, like, I forgot about this girl.
She's, like, so pretty and cute looking.
She looks like a good person to just follow on Instagram for, like, style inspo.
Send me her page.
I will.
Does anybody remember what I'm talking about?
I'm sure they do.
I did not watch that season.
Got it.
It was a good season.
Okay, I just sent it to you.
So, yeah, they said yes. Can't wait to catch up with them at the
reunion I hope Netflix does not do this moronic live reunion again like there's no way they're
going to that was a disaster for everyone nobody had a lower Q score on the planet than Vanessa
Lachey like it was really bad for everyone issues of course no I'm saying we all waited like an hour
and then they just had to film it and then post it. It wasn't even live.
We never waited 24.
Right.
Because they just feel like we were all sitting there.
They kept being like, it's about to start.
We were all like checking the Lachey's Instagram.
And then they were like, okay, we can't get our shit together.
We're just recording it.
And then it will post it.
Yikes.
There's no way they're doing that again.
Please no.
Even though they're obviously getting into live.
Like.
In sports. Live sports is good. is good yeah live reunion not so good also by people who are not entertainers
who are not concise professionals and they need editing yeah I felt like because there's obviously
like somewhat of a time limit with a live show you don't get to everything and with like a
pre-recorded edited moment you can
cover all your bases and cut out anything that's boring and people either feel pressure to answer
quickly or they're taking up too much time with their answer and both things are bad yeah so no
have we ever had a couple who got married and by the time the reunion rolled around they were
divorced no but i also think the reunions are, no, they're not new.
There's been reunions
the whole time.
And they're always filmed
really close to the air date
because they want to get
like the most up-to-date
stories.
I feel like this reunion
was filmed last week.
Maybe when they were
all in LA.
Me too.
Also, I saw that people
are saying that
Jess and Harry Jousey
pictures are old
from this summer.
I saw somebody say that too,
but I don't know
if that's true.
We could look it up.
No, but like,
why are they just,
I don't know.
Why would they just be coming out now?
Well, because we didn't know who she was this summer.
They're from last year.
But, oh yeah, TMZ said
pics were taken months ago,
but this article was written yesterday. Oh here's the deal nobody knew who this woman was until the latest season of Love is Blind in
which she stars which is why the photos of Jessica and Harry cuddling up in Mexico from this past
September completely flew under the radar oh I kind of like love that maybe they're no longer
together and they had their fun and now she can you know butterfly fly
away how did they meet Netflix HQ Netflix HQ she was probably there for a meeting he does like a
lot of the social content yeah yeah no you're right they had him hosting something maybe they
were like in the lobby each getting a coffee such sounds like a movie we'd watch on Netflix. On Hallmark.
Yeah.
So this has been such a blast.
And the reunion is next week.
We will, of course, be recapping it.
And that's our show.
A nice long one.
They always are.
But if it wasn't long enough and you need more swirly content,
The Redheads is out now. And it's a really funny episode about a great book.
I'll say that.
That's all she'll say.
It was just an interesting, what was so shocking.
I don't want to spoil the episode, but it's historical fiction, 1700s,
about a midwife in Maine.
Like it sounds dreadful, right?
Horrible.
Snitch liked it.
But Snitch is growing up But Snitch is growing up.
Snitch is growing up.
And it's beautiful, but it's hard as her big sisters.
I mean, what makes you feel older than that?
Than Snitch liking a book about a midwife.
From the 17...
I've never read a historical fiction book
earlier than the 1900s.
It was like post-revolutionary war vibes,
like getting the country assembled you know, assembled.
Like land.
Oh, I'm ancient.
Paul Revere is mentioned.
Thomas Paine.
And three words.
Snitch liked it.
That she did.
Those are spooky, haunting words.
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