The Toast - In a Jiffy with Jissy: Monday, August 11th, 2025

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

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we've missed you a brand new week. Jackson Claude on the ones and twos. If you're watching again, we've moved again. We moved again. We are going to keep moving every week until we find the Hargeist location to podcast in our house. Just in time for us to leave. I do feel like this is it. Today, Jackie's bedroom. We are setting up in a new corner. We're using new microphones. It's a journey that everyone's just honestly, you should be honored to bear witness too. Like what's going on here is a work of progress. It's trial and error. Hopefully you love it. Hopefully you don't hate it. Constantly striving for perfection. I do hope that you guys are just like happy to see our such beautiful faces and my god do we have a lot to

talk about of course we broke the internet two days ago with maclardia which we are so going to get into it's such a juicy story like you guys aren't ready uh we're not ready i'm not ready because i wasn't even there yeah and you and i actually haven't really debriefed it in person because i got home from the carnival late like harry was sick and it was just like a drama filled evening but i need to hear the story i have so many follow-up questions on behalf of myself and the viewers you know and i'm happy to answer any and all questions we of course have pop culture to talk about talk about. We asked the community on last week's episode what they wanted to see from us from the remainder of Patreon and I thought it was going to be overwhelming like blogs. Like enough we want

blogs. You know what they said? They said keep doing what you're doing. You're so perfect. They said shut up and sing. They said we love exactly what you're doing. We wouldn't change a hair on your head. Yeah. I checked today and it's like I can never like get a full read on what people want because I checked today just like see what people had said and everyone was saying vlogs. But in the beginning everybody was saying pop culture. No, Claudia. They said you're perfect. They said you're gorgeous and skinny. Don't move. But I do think at the end of the day if we're just talking shop you and I about what's best for the business. I do feel like whatever we are passionate about will always wind up being the best content. It's true. And if we feel like there's a

week where, you know, doing pop culture doesn't serve us and it's not a good pop culture week, thankfully Taylor Swift helped us out this morning. There was like a decent amount of news to talk about. We have still 1,000. I like catching up on the news of the week. I'm happy with this format. And I'm optimistic that our new open window policy will make for a hardy experience. And I'm sorry, there was just no way that like this week in particular with the brand and blackstock of it all Taylor Smith potentially being on New Heights and then McClardia there was no way we weren't doing a podcast

today so maybe if you're looking for a steamy vlog check back next week yeah and there will be steamy vlogs I'm also hoping for an ASOD while all sisters are here I know everybody's hoping for an ASAD and honestly we have four of these microphones we have four of these microphones if we can figure out how to connect them we can have an ASOD

we've been sitting on this couch by the way ASAD is all Steens on deck we've been sitting on this couch for an hour having like figuring out trying trying to figure out how to put these Bluetooth microphones and the last time we used these Bluetooth microphones we did what's in my hospital bag and they weren't connected the entire time correct but the last time I used one was for my stroller hall and it connected the whole time and it was so wonderful we're also recording backup audio and I do agree that like this might be the best setup yet however just like based on what I'm seeing in the camera it's giving

that scene an elf when he sits on real on elf furniture every show we've ever filmed in our lives gives that scene and elf because we are Are else? Correct. We are Santa's little helpers. Very little. Tiny, teeny. He can't even see us sometimes when we turn to the side.

So skinny. Okay, let's time into the McClardia of it all. Okay. Like, I just, I feel like that's really what people are tuning in for. Yeah, and I didn't even get to catch up with you because basically, from my PLV, you went to the fair that night. We had gone to the fair. There's a carnival in town. It, like, benefits the local fire department.

And it's like a major carnival. Can we talk about carnivals for a second? Yeah, sure. What a crock. Oh, first of all, we get there, and there's a team. ticket booth and like you need tickets to go on the rides so ben was like should i get bracelets for everyone bracelet gets you entry unlimited rides 45 dollars a person and i'm like i don't know i don't feel like we're going on that many rides it was me ben ben's parents i'm like ben's parents

are don't are not going on a ride right so i'd get a couple of tickets so we got like a good amount of tickets and then we start going around and the things that we really wanted to do are like the carnival games like toss the ring on a bottle 10 dollars per person for one try so it's not even you can't use the tickets cash only the tickets the tickets don't apply to the games yeah it's cash only and by the 10 dollars there was nothing under 20 dollars it's like like, oh, you want to shoot the water balloon? You get two tries for $20. And of course, you don't miss it. You miss it, so you want to do it again. I didn't even bring cash. I was like...

They had an ATM, don't worry. Oh, ATMs everywhere. And as much as it is a crock, like, it's for the fire department, so I'm happy to blow my money for the fire department. But these individual vendors, they're taking all this cash collected and giving it to the fire department. So that's... Do you know the fire department? That's where I was getting confused, because I think, like, which part of it benefited

the fire department? Definitely the stand with the tickets. The tickets, totally. And mission. But I was just not getting the vibe because I know how the carnivals work. Like they travel together, like Leanne Lockin. They don't have an affiliation with the fire department. Okay, I'm so glad we're talking about this.

I was confused as to like how the fire department was making money here. And what's to stop someone from pocketing half of the, everything's cash. It's very informal. No. There's no ledger. Levi wanted like a giraffe. It was a stuffed animal giraffe. It was like large, not huge.

I would say the size of a one-year-old. $80. $80 for stuffed animal, you guys, for the fire department. It was so crazy. But let me just say, so I get to the carnival, and I'm waiting by the front because Olivia and I took separate cars, which was like such a big mistake. There was no service I couldn't find her. I was just standing there waiting around.

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