The Toast - It Ain't Right with Sebastian Maniscalco: Monday, May 6th, 2024
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Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to The Toast.
I am so excited to be in LA, first of all,
and second of all, starting the week off
with an amazing list of co-hosts.
And I will say, I think today's is the best,
but I will say that every day.
Today, I am joined by comedian, podcaster, father,
Sebastian Maniscalco.
Welcome.
I like that you threw father in there.
It's nice.
I was going to say daddy, but I thought it might be weird.
Thank you so much for being here.
Thanks for having me on a Sunday.
I just got done golfing.
Oh, God, you golf?
I'm not like Mr. Golfer, but I kind of – do you have a –
I have a husband who golfs like in the dead of winter.
We live in New York.
He will golf in December.
He seriously leaves me all the time to golf.
I take it personally. I find it – like I got golf in December. He seriously leaves me all the time to golf. I take it personally.
I find it like I got married to have someone to hang out with all the time.
I'm alone every weekend.
And I like seriously have a hate so deep in my heart for the sport.
So it's good to know.
Good to know.
Okay.
There's a lot going on there.
Yeah.
I am not one of these golfers that abandons my family.
That's good.
And has a simulator in the house uh we live in an
apartment so that's not an option so um no i just i like golf and i am in the process of uh joining
a country club so yeah pledging are you good no that's the thing my husband leaves me all the
time and every maybe once a year I'll actually see him golf.
He sucks.
So I'm like, you're not even getting better.
And we don't have kids yet.
So I know you're a father of two.
And so obviously, like, your time is much more precious.
We don't have kids yet.
And so I say, go.
I say, go.
Because when the day comes, you'll never golf again.
Never.
Yeah, it's hard to reel that back in, though.
I would start.
You think?
Yeah.
It's, you know, listen, it's a great game.
It's nice camaraderie with the guys, this, that, and the other.
But, yeah.
It's a slippery slope.
It's, you know, you got to, maybe once a week you go out, you knock it around, especially with a family.
I just don't have a lot of time to do it.
Yes, you're extremely successful.
It's not even that.
You are. have a lot of time to do it. Yes, you're extremely successful. It's not even that.
You are.
Well, thank you.
But it's more of the sense that I got two small kids.
Of course, of course.
I want to be around.
I had t-ball today.
We went to go and see them play t-ball or my son play t-ball.
So I want to be there for these moments.
Yeah.
And tell me about t-ball.
As a sport, I played it as a young'un. I found it to be extremely difficult, actually.
And I know it's supposed to be easier than baseball, right?
It's boring.
And do you find it frustrating to watch?
Yeah, I mean, I like it because I only like it when my son gets up.
Oh, of course.
And then the rest of the time, I could care less.
Yeah, he's only four, and he's getting into sports.
Love that.
I had a father that wasn't really there watching me play these sports in the beginning.
So I've taken, I'm like, you know what?
I want to kind of be that dad that's participating.
Of course.
You bring snacks?
What?
Do you bring snacks?
Snacks.
To the game?
Not yet.
However, the snacks have changed over the years.
Oh, well, you live in LA too.
Are they like green and organic?
No.
Oh.
Junk food.
Really?
Today's snack was donuts.
No, but from an organic bakery.
After the game.
No, no, this was like, this was, no, this was not like green smoothies.
I'm shocked.
This was a donut with like cereal on top of the donut.
Oh, yeah, like a trendy donut.
Yeah.
Growing up, we had orange slices and apples.
What sports did you play?
I played soccer.
We always had orange.
I played soccer.
Oh.
We always did orange slices.
Capri Sun.
Capri Sun, orange slices, apples.
And our turn isn't ready.
We haven't done our turn yet. What do you think
I should bring? See, I don't, like I said, I don't have children, so I don't know what the
kids are into, but I know that they, well, four is like a, I don't know, like, do they even eat
solid food at four? Like, I literally don't know much about children. Wow, are you lost?
Yeah, they're eating solids at that age. They eat solids. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
And what kind of vibe do you want to give off?
Like, what do you want the other parents and the other kids to think of you?
Do they want you to think like you're like a cool house, like somewhere they want to hang out?
Or do you not want kids in your house?
Well, I'll give you an example of what I did when my kids first started playing sports.
I brought a beautiful meat and cheese tray with box, no. With boxed wine.
For the parents.
For the parents.
Of course.
That's classy.
And they were stunned.
Yeah.
Stunned.
Yeah.
And I don't think they appreciated it, so I stopped doing it.
Yeah.
I mean, that's definitely a choice.
It's a choice.
And I love that you used it as an opportunity to show off your heritage, which I know you're
so proud of.
So proud.
Might I suggest pizza bagels?
A little bit more kid-friendly, but still very Italian.
That could be.
A lot of Jews are in the league, I'm sure.
Are in the league, so that could.
Not a lot of Italians, though.
But yeah, I think not a lot of Italians out here in Los Angeles,
especially at the school that my kids go to.
And is that something you're worried about?
You know what?
This is the problem I have.
I have one foot in the past of how I grew up, and I got one foot in the present.
And I'm trying to balance that as a parent.
I actually feel like that's a really relatable thing.
A lot of people wanting to bring the things that they had growing up into their kids' lives,
but also wanting to do their own thing and be modern and progressive.
Yeah. Things of that nature. Yeah. So their kids' lives, but also wanting to do their own thing and be modern and progressive. Yeah.
Things of that nature.
Yeah.
So I just flew in, by the way, and I watched Unfrosted on the plane
because I've been wanting to watch it.
I love Marjorie Post.
And I loved seeing you in it.
It was such a good movie.
I loved it.
Thank you.
And I wonder, first of all, everyone was in the movie.
It's like if you weren't in the movie, you're an absolutely irrelevant nobody.
And I'm wondering if when you got the call that you were going to be in it,
you felt relieved.
Because it's kind of like if you're not in that movie you're
like what's the point pack it up and go home right um and well i this is my experience of
the movie has nothing to do with the actual movie i got to the set i only did like a day i think on
set and they gave me a vintage suit because it's like a 1960s whatever kind of period piece
and i'm doing the i'm doing the scenes and i start to smell bo coming out of me now oh no i don't
have bo oh okay that's just a fun fact about you yeah it's a fun fact. I don't wear deodorant,
anything. What? No. That's really crazy. Don't have it though. No, I'm not doubting you.
I'm just saying, it's like, are you okay? I feel like BO is like, it's annoying, but it's
obviously like your body's working, you know? I sweat. Yeah. I just don't emanate stench. Now,
if you don't wear deodorant, do you smell? I'm not going to lie to you.
Yeah.
I'm a human being.
Sorry.
Yeah.
If I don't wear deodorant, I will smell.
Okay.
Not like the worst smelling ever, but like, you know, really sweet.
I think some people would describe it as like-
Sweet smell.
Gorgeous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's what someone would say if they smelled it.
Okay.
I'm not disgusting.
I just like, I'm not disgusting.
Okay.
That's fine.
I'm just saying a lot.
Some people don't emanate like an odor when they perspire.
And I'm one of those people.
I didn't know that.
Okay, well, now you know.
And I've never actually told anybody that.
Exclusive.
But exclusive here.
Thank you.
Tune in.
That's worth at least three views.
Thousand percent.
So I'm starting to smell.
And I had to tell the rest of the cast.
I said, listen, if you start smelling BO, it ain't me.
It's the suit.
The suit was smelling.
And how do we know that for sure?
You don't know that, but I know that because I live with myself.
Right.
And you don't think it was like some late in life BO development?
No. No, because it hasn with myself. Right. And you don't think it was like some late in life bio development? No, no.
Okay.
Because it hasn't occurred since then.
That's pretty amazing.
I feel like you should be studied by like science.
No, I don't know if the, guys, do you guys smell?
Does anybody else smell when they?
I don't.
Yeah.
You don't smell it if you're not wearing.
Yeah, of course.
You need it.
Yeah. Well, we all think we smell great, of course. You need it. Yeah.
Well, we all think we smell great, by the way, but reality is different.
This is not only – my wife says, wow, you don't smell.
I've never heard of that.
Okay.
Anyway, I don't smell.
But yeah, I'm Jewish.
We have a lot of bodily functions.
All of our bodily functions are always working at all times.
We're never not going to poop.
We're never not going to smell.
It's a very Jewish thing.
So maybe I,
maybe I'm limited in my ability to understand that because of my
background.
Okay.
Well,
um,
maybe you can't relate to not smelling,
but anyway,
the whole experience for,
for me doing unfrosted was telling everybody it ain't me.
It's the suit.
The movie was amazing.
I loved it.
Oh,
thank you.
And you were great.
Thank you.
Do you watch your own specials?
I edit my own specials, but I don't watch them when they come out.
Interesting.
So I kind of know what they look like before they hit the screen.
But yeah, I don't like to watch.
Well, let me ask you a question as a man.
What's your relationship with your body?
Are you a self-conscious person?
Do you like the way you look?
Do you hate the way you look and you can't watch it?
Can't hear your own voice?
It's not so much the look.
It's going back and looking at it going, I wish I would have done this.
I wish I would have done that.
And it's, there's a lot of wishing.
Very critical.
Yeah.
Critical, like analyzing the performance rather than like,
I don't really care about what I look like or any of that.
It's more about the performance.
That sounds like it must be nice.
Yeah.
You have had so many specials like for so many years that are super popular.
What's like the one thing people,
when they come up to you,
they quote?
A lot of people like the doorbell bit and they used to do this bit about
going to the doorbell.
Now and opposed to when we were kids.
Chipotle, a lot of people like the Chipotle bit.
Aren't you embarrassed?
Aren't you embarrassed?
That's my favorite.
Everybody likes kind of the titles of it, What's Wrong With People.
But yeah, I've been fortunate enough to have some of these bits
that people like to kind of repeat.
And they go viral.
And yeah, which I had no idea this was even happening early on.
I was talking to Andrew Schultz recently about it.
And he said, that's kind of how I found you through the internet.
I didn't really know what was going on.
I was so focused on doing stand-up comedy and doing these comedy clubs.
I didn't really know what was going on on the internet.
But on the internet, about 10 to 12 years ago, apparently, a lot of these videos were
being shared.
And I wasn't necessarily aware of.
And you were like behind that.
It wasn't like a promotional thing.
No, it wasn't me.
It was other people sharing.
It was organic, yeah.
Yeah.
Which is amazing.
Yeah, which was nice to know.
In the world of the internet, oh, I want to go viral.
And I hope I get to do this video.
Sometimes the more you concentrate on going viral, the less it happens.
Yes.
And sometimes when you don't pay attention to it, it just happens kind of out of the –
Well, that was one of my questions for you is like to me you're so old school.
But like you're obviously – like you have millions of followers on social media.
Like what is your relationship with social media like and do you like does Sebastian Maniscalco
have haters um my relationship with social media I don't know you know I try and find out where do
I fit in this ecosystem of the internet me being you know 50 years old the internet social media tends to be more of a
younger kind of genre um the only thing I really focus on is doing like my stand-up and coming up
with material and if I put that on the internet and people enjoy it then fine but as far as like
me sitting at home going okay what video you don't consider it like that. I just don't.
I feel like sometimes when I do that, it feels like a little forced.
Fraudulent, yeah.
And I don't want to do anything where I feel like I have to do it just to be relevant.
And as far as haters, I'm sure they're out there.
I don't really pay attention to a lot of commenting or whatnot.
I'm not saying I don't look at the comments.
When I do something, I look at comments more for, oh, are people vibing this?
Are they gravitating towards this?
In the midst of that, you'll see, fuck you.
But you can't make everybody happy.
No, you can't.
And one of my favorite things about you, and I think what we were talking about prior,
is I'm a Jew. You're Italian.
There's so much convergence.
A lot of your standup talks about that because your wife is Jewish.
Yes.
And I would absolutely love to hear like all of your thoughts on Jewish culture, specifically Jewish food, which as an extremely, extremely proud Jew, like I'm woman enough to say like I think our food stinks.
I hate our food.
And I think your food's amazing.
I love your food.
And I would love to know what you think about my food.
Well, my brother-in-law is from Israel.
And I think the Israeli Jewish food is so far superior than the kind of American Jewish food.
The really Eastern European food, like shtetl and a tefka energy.
I agree with you.
Israeli food is delicious.
It's Mediterranean.
It's fresh.
But American and also all the people who brought over their Eastern European, it's not for me.
Like a filter fish, what are your thoughts?
I haven't had it.
I've seen it.
And on site alone, I don't want it.
By the way, I've never had it either.
Okay.
Because it's disgusting looking. Who would see that and be like, yeah, that should be eaten? Yeah. I don't want it. By the way, I've never had it either. Okay. Because it's disgusting looking.
Like it's, who would see that and be like, yeah, that should be eaten.
Yeah.
You know, I like a bagel.
I like a lox.
Of course.
Or what have you.
But I mean, yeah, that's another bit people love, the Passover bit.
Yeah.
Especially the Jewish people give it like an outside take on Passover.
And we just celebrated Passover.
Did you partake?
My wife is not really that Jewish that we're sitting down for Passover.
I mean, we do Hanukkah and what have you, but Passover, not necessarily.
If we're with her mother, we'll do it.
If I'm with my sister, we'll do it.
Passover is a deep cut.
Oh, your sister is also Jewish?
Well, my sister's married to, but she didn't convert.
God, that's so interesting.
So you're truly surrounded.
Surrounded by Jewish people.
Have you ever felt compelled by the spirit of the Lord to convert?
No, I'm not super into religion.
So I'd never really had the urge to go Jewish,
but I love to participate in the holidays.
Of course.
My kids love, love, love Hanukkah.
And we do the prayers and what have you.
And what have you.
The prayers and what have you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's fun.
It's fun.
I mean, whatever religion you are, we're not like a family that's like –
I mean, my wife is Jewish.
She went to Catholic school because it was a better school.
I love that.
Was that your phone?
That was my – I have an Apple Watch.
You have an Apple Watch.
No, leave it on.
I mean, hide that.
Apparently that ain't cool.
By the way, Apple Watch –
Wait, could you be 50 and be wearing an Apple Watch?
That's a good question.
I think only 50-year-old people wear Apple Watches.
And by the way, I have a question for you.
Do you wear your Apple Watch on stage?
No.
No, but what about the steps?
There are so many steps in stand-up.
Does it kill you not to get the steps?
No, I actually did that one time on stage just to see how many calories I was burning.
And?
And I think it was 460 calories I burned in a set.
I think if an average comedian burns 400 calories, you probably burn 1,000.
Like, you are the most physical.
That's really what you're known for, like your crazy ass facial expressions and your body.
And I do wonder, because you really move your – and you wear tight clothing.
Have you ever had an incident, like a pants rip, like anything?
I just ripped my pants last week, but this wasn't doing comedy.
This was at my seven-year-old daughter's birthday party.
I ripped my jeans.
And do you know how fat your legs got to be?
I actually do know how fat your legs have to be.
I used to be extremely fat.
You were fat?
Huge.
Like, what are we talking?
Like, weight-wise.
Like, I have recently lost about 60,
depending on the day, 60 to 70 pounds.
And what are you doing?
Are you on some type of drug?
Yes.
Oh, I was on Ozempic.
Okay.
So let me ask you about the Ozempic.
Now, were you telling people you were on Ozempic
in the beginning?
Did you gradually move into that?
I'm so glad you asked. I told nobody. telling people you were on Ozempic in the beginning? Did you gradually move into that?
I'm so glad you asked. I told nobody. And then like, I was literally so fat for so long. And
then one day I'm like not fat anymore. And people were like, uh, question mark. Hello,
what's going on? Everyone was like, she's on Ozempic. And I, I would say, uh, three fourths
through my journey is when I decided to share. And of course I put it on my Patreon because,
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Okay.
So when you're on Ozempic and you're taking it-
I love how you just lit up with the Ozempic.
Well, I find this fascinating because I'm seeing myself, a lot more people admit to
me that they're on Ozempic.
And then in the beginning, I feel like everything was like a secret.
Of course.
People were like, oh, no, I'm just running.
Yeah.
I am running, by the way.
So are you still on it?
No, I've been off of it since November.
Is there a personality change?
Did you feel depressed, happy?
What was the vibe?
That's a good question.
I have actually heard people who had that experience.
I did not have that experience.
That's because you can't keep a good tourney down.
Like I am going, like my personality is going to shine through.
I don't care where I am, you know?
Okay.
So your personality wasn't affected.
No.
Unfortunately.
Is it one day you feel like, oh, I'm not hungry?
Or is this a gradual, like I ain't going to have the side?
It's not gradual.
Once you start taking the drug and it takes like two days to really kick in, it's not that you're not hungry. You still have X amount of meals per day as much
as you were having before, but your meals are just significantly smaller. It takes a lot less
food to keep you full. And throughout the day, there's just not as many cravings, you know?
Okay. And did you look like emaciated in the face? Did you have that kind of like-
Ozempic face.
Yeah. Did you have that?
I did not. And that is a myth.
That's a myth.
It is. Oh, everybody that I've seen on it don't look right.
Well, who are the people that you...
Because I think that a lot of it is just age.
Could be. It just
seems very kind of hollow.
Well, that's if you, of course, if you lose too much
weight, which unfortunately didn't
happen to me. But if you do lose too much weight, like I think with any, even if you're not on Ozambic, your face, you get that gaunt sort of skeletal look.
Yes, for sure.
And now that you're not on it, have you maintained your like, okay, now I'm just going to have this or that?
That's a good question.
Is it difficult?
I completely overhauled my life.
So I'm eating and acting totally differently.
I work out like four-5 times a week now
and I eat much healthier
since November, again depending on the day
I've gained between 4 and 7 pounds
which I'm pretty proud of
you look great
I didn't know you back when you were a tank
I was amazing
now that you're 70 pounds lighter
do you struggle with your weight?
I do.
You do?
I do, yeah.
I would never guess that.
Well, I mean, as I grow older, it's just harder to lose the weight. And my body has been, I've been dealing with some sciatic pain, but recently went doing Pilates, which has really changed my life.
So, yeah, I do struggle with, I love food.
I really, really enjoy food.
I really love enjoying a nice bottle of wine.
So I just have to monitor that.
And like seeing yourself on camera,
does that mess with like your body image at all?
Not necessarily on camera.
It's when I am naked in the mirror looking,
going, wow, am I old.
And by the way, you have like an incredibly good looking wife.
She is very, very attractive.
Like snatched.
She doesn't look like she's ever taken Ozempic.
No, she is.
Perfection.
An ex-gymnast.
Me too.
Oh, you did gymnastics?
Yeah, when I was like four.
I really could do a round off like nobody else. Okay. So it stopped at four? Yeah. Okay. And actually,
um, Paul Rudd, are you familiar with Paul Rudd? Yeah. He was my gymnastics teacher. Oh, wow.
Yeah. I don't have that like fully confirmed. It's just the way that I remember it. I swear
to God, the guy like was Paul Rudd. Oh, okay. But I have been meaning to meet Paul Rudd and
I feel like you probably will meet him at some time soon. And if you could ask him if he ever
taught gymnastics on Long Island,
it would mean the world to me for real.
I will pass that message along.
It was like in the Clueless days.
Okay.
Amazing movie.
Okay.
Have you seen Clueless?
No, never saw it.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, there's a period of my life I didn't see movies, I think, for 12 years.
I think I tapped out of the whole movie game. I didn't see a lot of the movies I should have saw.
Like, what's someone? Oh, Napoleon Dynamite, never saw that.
You know what?
I think you're far too skilled as a comedian to have watched that movie.
I think it's like, seriously, like my husband loves it.
And you don't need to see it.
Is your husband Jewish?
Yes.
Okay.
And he's also on Ozambic.
Was he a tank?
No, but he's like 6'1".
He holds it better.
He was like Chubbs, but not was like he's like six one he holds it better he was like chubs but not
like he it's so unfair you know a man you can be huge and no one even knows you know
did you go on it together no i went on it first my situation was much more dire let's just say
that okay yeah um now you're i want to say a very famous italian of course there are famous italians
all over is there a meeting of ital Italians? Yeah, like famous Italians.
I know there, my friend Brian Kelly, there's a meeting of famous people with the last name Kelly.
Oh no, I don't know of any Italian meetings. They might be happening. I just might not be invited.
But no, I'm not part of any Italian group or supporting any type of get togethers. Got it,
got it. And so one of my favorite Italians,
and actually I was talking to you on social media this morning,
and she loves you.
She's always leaving comments on your Instagram.
And I do wonder, do you know Teresa Giudice?
I think I might have met her at a show.
She used to come maybe to the Atlantic City shows.
I'm obsessed.
She maybe met her.
Doesn't her husband do comedy or try to do comedy?
Oh, okay.
Well, let me explain.
Teresa Giudice's brother is married to a woman, and her brother, Joe, does stand-up.
You are correct about that.
So it's her brother.
It's Melissa's husband.
You watch Housewives?
No.
Does your wife watch Housewives?
No.
You're so missing out.
No, let me tell you.
We have, there's not a lot of watching in the house.
Really? No. Just because, like, kids, life, work. Kids, we's not a lot of watching in the house. Really?
No.
Just because like kids, life, work.
Kids, we just got a dog.
That's been taking it.
Such a blessing.
Never had a dog before in my life.
Really?
First ever dog.
I'm 50 years old.
What kind?
It's a Labradoodle.
So cute.
And it's a doll, but it's a lot of time invested in, you know, it's like a baby.
Yeah.
Is it a boy or a girl? It's a boy. His name is It's like a baby. Yeah. Is it a boy or a girl?
It's a boy.
His name is Luigi.
I would expect nothing less.
Why not Mario?
What's that?
Why not Mario?
I don't know.
It felt like Luigi was more of a dog name.
I love it.
Mario.
I don't know.
Mario was never brought up, to be honest with you.
I love Luigi.
I love that for you.
And I'm a dog mom as well.
And let me tell you, it's not for the faint of heart.
What's your dog?
It's such a long story.
So now that you asked, in December, I lost the love of my life, my six-year-old Cavalier,
Theo.
And about two months ago, I got it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is that a dog?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.
Yeah, Theo is the dog.
Sorry.
I don't know what a Cavalier dog is.
King Charles Cavalier.
Oh, OK.
It's a breed.
And I recently brought a new puppy into my life.
And I'm going to be honest with you, I'm struggling to connect.
With the dog?
With the new dog.
He don't like you?
I mean, it was more that I don't like him, you know?
He's not Theo.
Oh, so you're comparing the dog. Yeah, Theo was taken from me very soon.
He was only six.
He had a very, very, very crazy cancer.
Oh, well, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I don't want to go there.
I don't want to go there.
Back to Teresa Giudice.
I know that you watch Love is Blind.
I know that about you.
Yes, I watch Love is Blind.
I would love to know why that show, because you said you don't watch a lot of TV.
What drew you to it?
Love is Blind is the only show my wife and I could watch where no one asks any questions.
Like, my wife generally, when we watch a one asks any questions. Like my wife, generally,
when we watch a movie, she'll go, hold on, pause. What's the thing? And then I got to go,
hold on, let me find out what's going on. There's a lot of like pausing with Love is Blind. It's so
like mind numbing. Yeah. It's like, all right, this girl likes this guy and vice versa there's not a lot of
explaining to do yeah that's why we enjoy it i love that i like how your podcast voice is different
than your stand-up voice but i just got a little bit of that to do yeah uh i generally my performance
voice doesn't really work well on a i'm not gonna go and what you think you know i'm not but it's
not what people want from you like Like, do you find that annoying?
Like people that are like dance monkey, that's what they think.
I feel like they're sitting next to you at a dinner party that you're going to
be like that.
Um, I don't know what they're thinking or what they expect from me,
but I don't know. I feel like if I'm in a normal conversation,
I'm not going to like performance it up just because it doesn't really, it would
be totally out of character for me to like go into a full like facial expression performance.
It's more of like, I don't know. It's more of like you got to ease into it. Yeah. But you also
have your own podcast. I do. And do you like being a podcaster? I happen to love love it but it's not for everyone i haven't figured out the podcasting
business part of it really i started podcasting out of the sheer enjoyment of talking to my buddy
pete and there was no expectation like to monetize it or it was just basically a phone call that we
recorded once a week and it's 12 years later and I'm like all right do you want
to have some guests we never had guests because we just felt like our back and forth was just the
entertainment agreed um so now we're involving guests and some podcast listeners that have been
with us since day one are like we don't like the guys we like it just you guys and then some people
are like no we love the guests so we're in this kind of weird situation where we enjoy doing both.
And hopefully our audience will kind of grow with us.
But no, I mean, podcasting is like something that I never like set out to do.
It just kind of happened by accident.
I feel like it really goes hand in hand with comedy.
So many comics have podcasts.
Love the way, I gotta tell you,
and you're doing it so subtly,
but I love the way you're
tapping the iPad every time it goes
off just to get it brightened up again.
I don't know if you guys are picking this off. Let me tell you,
I wish I figured out how to put
the setting on where it doesn't fucking lock,
but now I'm stuck here tapping the iPad because
I have amazing questions for you and I don't want to forget
a single one of them. I know, but I just love the way you're just kind of like, yeah.
And then you just, every once in a while, you just hit it.
Not me thinking you were about to compliment me on like my podcasting skills because we
were talking about podcasts.
No, it's just me tapping the iPad.
Thanks so much, Sebastian Manitogo.
No, that is a skill to tap it and act like it's not even happening.
But go ahead.
But I obviously wasn't doing a good job because you caught it.
No, no, no.
I'm very hypersensitive when it comes to that.
Well, I love your podcast clips.
They're always popping up on my TikTok.
And you have so many followers on TikTok.
And I do wonder what your thoughts on the platform are.
It's kind of like this polarizing topic.
What, the TikTok?
TikTok.
Okay.
And you have young kids too.
I don't have any of my kids on social media.
I mean, they're really small.
And I don't really have them watching any YouTube or any of that stuff. I don't have TikTok on my phone. I don't look at
TikTok. The only thing I look at is Instagram. And let me hear your take on this since you're
a young, hip person. Oh, not me calling me young. Okay.
Well, I mean, I'm guessing you're under 30. For the next month. Yes. Okay. So you're like piped in. What's your take on Facebook? Is
that even somewhere you even go or you have a page? No, I don't. I don't. It's not somewhere I go.
It's not somewhere I participate in, But I do understand its place in media.
And especially I understand its value, seriously, when it comes to selling tickets.
It's used especially for like paid media.
And I know you have like a big tour coming up.
I think there's a place for it.
And I also think, who are we talking about?
Who's the Facebook for?
Who's your demographic?
Who would you say is the average person who comes and sits in on your show?
How old are they?
Who would you say is the average person who comes and sits in on your show?
How old are they?
I would say between, I don't know, 30 and 55, 60.
Facebook might behoove you.
It might benefit.
I'm sure you use it for all different types of things.
Do you have a page?
I have a page.
I don't necessarily like interact a lot on the page.
But I think it is like my mom will call or send me facebook posts i never really get a facebook post from like someone like yourself a young person right but
at the end of the day like a 55 year old person a ticket sale is a ticket sale they need to be
spoken to too no i mean i definitely think there's a place i'm just wondering i don't think you should
be like posting photos of yourself like hey, hey guys, it's Sebastian.
Like, what's up?
Like to your friends and family.
Like, I don't think you need to do it in that sort of way, like a social network.
But for work, I think it's, there's value there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I agree.
I just don't think a lot of kids, and I call you a kid just because.
I love it.
Say it again.
Child.
The younger generation is on Facebook necessarily.
They're not.
I don't even think they have an account.
I don't think they ever signed up for it.
I don't think they do either.
So you're extremely busy, like I said, very successful.
You show bookies on Max.
You are always on the road, and you have this huge tour coming up
where you're kind of setting records, and I wanted to get your take on that.
So forgive me, I might not get it 100% right.
You're doing five shows at Madison Square Garden,
and that's like the largest comedy event ever done at MSG.
Is that correct?
I believe so.
I think so, yeah.
That's like so crazy.
How does that make you feel?
I'm very flattered that a lot of people in the New York City tri-state area
want to see me do comedy,
and that's always kind of been my bread and butter,
that part of the country, the Bostons, the Philadelphias, the what have you,
because for whatever the reason, I think there's just a lot of people that kind of grew up
the way I grew up.
Culturally.
Culturally, they understand.
Yeah.
I talk about family a lot, especially my overbearing father, which I think a lot of people in that
area could relate to just because a lot of people immigrated through New York City and
have that same type of family structure.
But I don't know.
I mean, listen, when I got into this business in 1998 when I came out here,
I never thought, oh, I'm going to sell out this, that, and the other thing.
It was never like a – I never dreamt it.
I just only dreamed of doing stand-up for a living.
Like making a living, yeah.
And now that it's kind of grown to where it's grown, it's just nice.
It feels really, really good for me just to put – to smile on people's faces, especially nowadays.
Dark times.
Yeah.
I just want to make people forget for an hour and a half of what they're dealing with on a day-to-day.
And the fact that that many people are going to come see me in New York City is, I'm flattered.
No, it's so major.
And when you do something like that, obviously it's a great success career-wise, also financially.
You buy yourself a gift.
How do you celebrate?
I don't buy a lot of things.
My celebration comes more out of experiences and going on vacation or my wife and I going on a weekend or whatnot um so actually
we're just at the Hollywood Bowl and I didn't have a watch on I didn't have my iPhone one um
I did the show with Jerry Seinfeld and Nate Bergazzi and Jim Gaffigan he's like oh you don't
have a watch and I'm like oh yeah I don't I don't really you know I have a couple of watches it's
not really my jam but they were asking asking me, do you collect anything?
Because people collect.
Yeah, watches.
Whether it be shoes or maybe you have a car collection.
But no, I've always loved throwing really nice birthday parties or stuff that we could like remember.
I love that.
And when you like, so what is it?
Like 50 shows on this tour you're doing, right?
Right now it's 50, I think it's either 54 shows or 54 cities.
I think it's 54 shows, but then we have another group of shows.
56.
56.
Wow.
You know, whispers in the gallery.
56 shows.
And then it's going to be, I think think 94 altogether when we announce the second half of it
and it's obviously a huge part of the job just like being on the road
and traveling but are you a good traveler
like you know
I think I'm really good at traveling
really you got your TSA
you're so in and out so quick
TSA whatever you need to kind of get through
that experience
fast I have I, I love to pack and I pack the same
way when I'm leaving a city than when I'm coming. So my, my, my, that's nuts. My suitcase don't look
disorganized. So if you opened it up at the airport, you wouldn't know if I'm coming or going.
That's extremely mature of you, first of all.
I think by the end of the trip,
we've all just sort of given up
and we're just throwing it in.
It's all going to get washed when we get home anyway.
But yeah, there's always that element
of perhaps your bag getting taken
and perhaps your dirty underwear being shown to the world.
And it's humiliating.
When you pack after a vacation
and you have laundry, where do you pack the laundry is it in
the mesh kind of or it's not in the mesh by the way because the mesh is open like the mesh is
going to still get everything dirty i love this question and i have thought for years that i
should go on shark tank and invent some sort of like dirty underwear product i don't know i'm not
i'm sure of the technology yet.
What I currently do is I always take the laundry bag from the hotel.
You know, they have like the little plastic one.
I wrap my shit in there and I throw it in the suitcase.
Okay, that's what I do.
I think it's a good method.
Do you agree?
I am totally with you.
I don't know of a better one currently, but I'm open.
I'll even go as far as this. Taking that bag of laundry and if it's small enough, putting it in the front of the suitcase where it doesn't even connect with the rest of maybe a clean pant.
No, that's living in the future for sure.
The bag that I'm currently thinking of doesn't have a front pocket.
It's like a hard shell one, you know?
Oh, okay.
Are you a carry on or check in?
Amazing question.
For this trip in particular, I'm gone for a long time.
I just came from Austin, and I had a lot of things going on.
So this is a checked bag type of trip.
I trek a bag twice a year, max.
I'm a little bit of a nut when it comes to overhead bin.
I prefer.
Okay.
I'm going to ask you this question just because we're asking questions about me and the comedy but i gotta throw it back
at you one of my favorite things talking about myself when i wish you would ask more who when
you were did you always want to do podcasting how did you get into this such a great question it's
kind of a tale as old as time let me turn my ipad off um i started i've had this okay. So I started a show with my sister. So I normally
host this show with my sister, Jackie. She's off for the week and I'm doing guest co-hosts like
yourself. And she and I, I'm one of four sisters. We're super close. We've always really been into
like pop culture and celebrity obsessed. And that's just like, was sort of our hobby growing
up. We love reality TV. We love celebrities. We love reading tabloid magazines. And I started,
you know, making content on Instagram and I got an opportunity to do a show a bunch of years ago on Verizon. They were like, we want to give you a
show, whatever you want to do, digital show. And I was like, all right, great. Let me bring my
sister. We started it and we called it The Morning Breath. And it was kind of going to be this like
play on a morning show, basically the view for young women, millennials, but we weren't going
to talk about anything serious. We were just going to talk about like The Bachelor and really dumb
stuff like that. And over the years, we then – that show got canceled.
But we loved doing it together.
So we did it independently.
This was like six or seven years ago.
And we changed the name to The Morning Toast.
And now it's just The Toast.
So it's like sort of evolved over the years.
I never like sat down and was like my dream is to be a podcaster.
No, I think when I started podcasting, I didn't really even know what it was.
We were a web show and people would leave comments.
Could you rip the audio from here and make it a podcast?
And we're like, sure.
So we uploaded it on like all the podcast platforms.
And now it's a show that people mostly listen to.
But we also, as you can see, record it visually as well.
Okay.
You got four siblings.
Yes.
All sisters.
Yep.
The other two.
Yeah.
Are they looking at you two going, what the, entertainment?
This is-
It's an amazing question.
So we, in addition to doing this podcast,
we have a small podcast network
where we produce other shows.
And of course, when it came to talent,
I said, oh, other two sisters get involved.
They both are failed podcasters.
They didn't even like doing it.
I don't even know how long they did it for,
but they gave up on it completely, totally.
Like whatever the opposite of nepotism is,
like the lazy energy was radiating.
And a lot of people ask also,
has it caused any sort of divide
within the sisters,
two working together, two not?
It has not at the current moment.
I don't want to jinx,
but it hasn't.
Okay.
But it was a good question.
You have any other questions for me?
Right now, no.
Okay, you let me know.
We'll get into it.
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So your tour is called
the It Ain't Right Tour.
And I just have to say, love the name. I'm episode. So your tour is called the it ain't right tour. And I just have to say,
love the name. I'm always saying it ain't right. It ain't right. And I want to ask you some things.
Tell me, is it right? Or is it not right? Love a game. I love a game. It's giving like what happens live low budget energy. Okay. Reclining your chair on an airplane.
Very, that is a great, great question. I've been guilty of doing this. I was a big recliner
in the beginning. However, over time of travel, I do not recline anymore just out of respect for
the person. So it ain't right. It ain't right to recline. I'm at a place in my journey now where
if the person in front of me reclines, I will have, I have no choice but to recline. I'm not
going to suffer for some asshole behind me who I don't even know. Like if the person in front of me reclines, I have no choice but to recline. I'm not going to suffer for some asshole behind me who I don't even know.
Like if the person in front of me doesn't move, I won't move either.
Okay.
I think that's a good policy.
I don't know about that.
Oh, you don't?
You're doubtful of that policy?
I've often suffered for other people's happiness.
That's big of you.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not that girl.
Okay.
That's fine.
Like I need to live, you know? And I'm prone to migraines on planes. that's fine like I need to live
you know
and I'm prone to migraines
on planes
it's just like
something I deal with
so it's
I gotta
I gotta put me first
okay
alright
as long as we're on an airplane
I'll give you one
okay
it ain't right
to watch a movie
with no headphones
on the airplane
who the fuck
you travel with serial killers
I've never seen anyone
actually
I've personally never done that I just I want to go on record i'm extremely normal and cool
and i would never do something losery like that um it ain't right okay what's the point
no i've just i've just seen like people like fire up a movie and especially kids
okay kids okay wait, that's interesting.
I think sometimes it's enough, you know,
it stimulates them enough to shut up and just watch without headphones.
You got to have headphones.
My kids have headphones when they're-
Well, you're rich, so maybe some other people-
It doesn't cost much to get a couple of headphones for the kids.
They actually give them out for free on the plane.
All right, is it right or is it not right?
Tipping culture.
I'm not into this.
The iPad.
You go to the dry cleaners, and I'm tipping 20% for the guy to put the.
Tipping is reserved for servers, Bellman, Paxi.
Yeah.
Not, you know, every day.
You know what they're doing?
The businesses are hiring the employee and saying,
you get a base salary plus tips,
and they're passing on this salary to the consumer.
And I don't, I'm not into it.
I agree.
And I think they're paying their employees way less.
It's inhumane.
But let me tell you where I think tipping culture reached this sort of boiling point
was the iPad.
And you're standing in front of this person and they're basically saying, oh, you don't
think my, I'm valuable.
And like when they're staring at you and they flip that little thing, like, what are we
to do?
We're human beings.
I stare back.
You do.
You don't back down.
Yeah.
I mean,
if there was something
that was done,
especially now,
everybody thinks
they're going to get a tip
just for breathing.
Yeah, no, it's sad.
All right,
you give me something.
Maybe you tell me something.
Maybe we have
a nice interaction
and yeah,
I'll give you a tip.
But when you got a scowl,
and this is a problem
I got with the whole AI.
Everybody's like,
oh, AI's taking jobs away.
Well, maybe if you fucking smile, maybe we wouldn't need the AI.
It's an amazing point.
Yeah.
So I'm not into the whole tipping for nothing.
So you're saying it ain't right.
It ain't right.
Okay.
Oh, destination weddings.
We had one.
It's right.
You had one?
Oh, yeah.
Where?
Napa.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
I have a million questions.
Because I think there's a way to do it right.
You need to provide for your guests.
You know, the second they get there, everything really needs to be.
You need to have a Friday night plan.
If it's a weekend, Friday, Saturday, whatever the wedding is.
Tell me about the schedule of your wedding.
Tell me everything. If I remember correctly, this was 10 years ago,
we did have a family dinner, which was just the families,
like the brothers, the sisters, the parents, the grandparents.
Then we had a rehearsal dinner party.
Then we had the wedding, and then we had a brunch.
So all four days there was activities for them to do,
days there was activities for them to do and some of the rooms were paid down so it was a little bit more affordable for people to stay oh rich okay i think that's different i think that's different
than inviting someone and like not providing food and everyone's just sort of like jerking off until
the wedding and i think there's a way to do it and there's a way
not to do it. It sounds like it was lovely. And I would have loved to have been there.
I think you would have really enjoyed our wedding.
I'm sure. Was there food? Like that's all I care about.
Yeah. The food was dialed in. The wine was exceptional. It was, it was my, my wife's
family and this is documented has has money. Oh, obsessed.
I didn't know that.
Oh, okay.
Well, you must have missed that on the iPad.
No, literally.
Wow.
So it was done well.
Well.
And I come from middle class, northwest suburbs of Chicago,
so I make fun of a lot of the things that my wife's family does.
Obsessed.
Because they're a little over the top.
At our wedding, instead of table numbers, I can't even believe I'm going to tell you this.
Exclusive.
Exclusive.
Another four views.
Instead of the numbers on the table, there was ballerinas with balloons that had the number on the balloon at each table.
Holy shit. Are you saying a human ballerina?
Like a lady was standing there?
It was 14 ballerinas.
That's classy.
Classy.
That was jokes for years.
No, of course.
That put the kids through college. My father, who's an immigrant from Italy,
was asking me how much per ballerina, because he gave some money to the wedding. Of course. And he said, did my money go to the ballerinas? Honestly, it's a good question. And did you ever
find out how much the ballerinas were paid? And did you have to tip them?
No, I don't know that i can't find
out and the next time i'm on the show i'll give you that information you're always welcome back
are you having a good time by the way i'm having a fabulous time listen this is a sunday for the
for the viewers this is a sunday at 5 30 generally speaking podcasting doesn't happen
on a sunday at 5 30 but right now I would rather be here than anywhere in the world.
You don't have to lie. That's so sweet. And I do want to say, I appreciate you letting everyone
know that we're working so hard on a Sunday. We're amazing. We are the hardest working people
on the planet. And thank you for bringing that up because I didn't want to, but you did. So
I appreciate that. Are we here for me? Yeah. Oh, okay, great. I thought we were here for you.
No, no, no, no.
I would never make something about me.
I'm just like, I'm kind of like a fly on the wall.
You know, sometimes I don't even know,
especially after the Ozempics,
sometimes people turn to the side,
they don't even see me.
Oh, okay, all right.
All right.
Thank you for coming in for me.
Wait, how did you meet your wife?
I asked my personal trainer at the time,
his name's John.
I said, do you have any good looking girls you train?
He goes, I got one at 6 a.m. in the morning.
And I'm like, well, that's kind of early.
I said, well, put me in at 7.
I want to check her out on the way in.
And I saw her and I was like, wow, she's really attractive.
So I really poured on the Italian.
I really came in strong.
I would get ready to go on the Italian. Of course, of course. I really came in strong. I love that.
I would get ready to go to the gym.
I would put cologne on, baby oil, the whole thing, right?
Dripping with baby oil.
And she loved it.
No, she didn't know what the hell it was.
She's from the South, Memphis, Tennessee.
Oh, wow.
Never seen anybody quite like me in the sense that I wasn't her type.
At the time, this was 15 years ago,
they called it a gel-ment.
Oh, wow, a gel-ment.
Full gel, sideburns down the back.
That's wild.
Yeah, reeked of cologne,
and that's the way I came into the gym thinking,
oh, yeah, she's going to love it.
And it was a hard sell.
Right, right, right. But thankfully, it's on the inside that matters.
Yeah, I persevered.
I love that.
It's amazing what laughter will do to somebody.
Is it right? Cold plunging. Big thing here.
I have a cold plunge.
Oh, wow. He's really sold his soul. I sold my soul and I have stopped cold plunging until I get a full physical
because I have the type of luck. I have this type of luck where I'll cold plunge and they'll find me
floating in the cold plunge. And like, what happened? He had a heart attack because he
had a heart condition. So I'm not cold plunging anymore. Do you get cleared? Yeah. Do you find living in
LA, like you're susceptible to these like wellness trends? Do you do a lot of those things or is
cold? Cause cold plunging has transcended wellness. I will say like everyone. And I understand my
husband loves doing it. I get it. Um, do you find you're all often doing these types of things
to feel well? Uh, yes, I find myself doing these quote unquote trendy things. I had my buddies
visit me from Chicago last year. I put them in the cold plunge and it was like giving Superman
kryptonite. Their body didn't even know how to behave. It was a shock. It was a complete shock to their system.
So if I was living in Chicago, I probably wouldn't be doing half of the stuff I'm doing.
What's the most L.A. thing about your life?
L.A. thing.
Or like the thing you'd be most embarrassed to tell your friends from back home.
Well, I tell them because I know they're going to rip me to shreds.
Periodically going on the newest fast.
Oh.
That's very LA where it's like, oh, what are you doing?
Prolon.
Prolon eating.
Sponsor of this show.
Make sure to use code toast.
Oh, well, that's how popular this show is.
Prolon hasn't even approached my podcast.
Did you have a positive experience with it?
I did.
I did have a positive experience.
But again, this is something that you tell the guys from Chicago that you're not eating for three days or a couple olives
before night. Yeah. They're like, what? Yeah. Come home. Yeah. So yeah, there's, but my wife,
my wife spearheads a lot of this stuff. Yeah. So since we're a couple, they're like, she's like,
let's just go on a fast. I go, oh, okay. So now I got
to go on a fast because she's not going to be eating and eating is very communal in our house.
So I can't sit there and knock down a T-bone while she's having three grains of salt.
I want to ask you one more question about your wife. You guys take amazing photos together. And
something we talk here on The Toast about me and my sister basically use this as a platform to
complain about our husbands and their inability to take photos of us for us
with us and of course the one photo we take together that I end up liking like his eyes are
closed what is your relationship with your wife because I also was looking at her Instagram and
you know she's got some amazing photos are you a good Instagram husband I I wish the photo I want you guys to see is the photo of her asking me to take a photo.
Right, right.
So I'm like, oh, come on.
And I begrudgingly take the photo.
But my wife, thank God, because a lot of times you look back at the photo and go, oh, my God.
You remember that moment, especially with the kids too. So I don't like taking a lot of these photos, uh, but my wife insists on it and
I, I I'm happy that you're better off. Yeah. Better off. My final, it ain't right for you
before I let you go on this gorgeous Sunday evening. Cause we're working so hard. Is it right?
hard. Is it right? Pickleball. Yes. I love. I took a pickleball about five years ago on the road when it wasn't even popular. Where were you playing? I feel like I was in the ground on this. We would
go to whatever city, Cincinnati, Ohio. Where do we get pickleball? And we would go to a gymnasium with like old people right and play
pickleball and then i had this injury i i don't play but i i have a pickleball court at my house
rich i love that oh he's got a pickleball course in the ballerinas the more i learn the more i
like is that is that you're like no i just you should get t-shirts is
rich love it i love that i have absolutely had the time of my life with you it's over already
jesus i mean it is unless you have any questions for me i think that's a great way to end oh
i'm gonna have a question for you i think let me give you an it ain't right question. Yes. Hold on, let me.
Ruminate on that.
So you've been married how long?
Wow, it's really a great relationship. We've been together for 10 years, but maybe.
10 years, so that's.
Significant, 11 actually, yeah.
So this is like your high school sweetheart?
Like my freshman year of college.
So you haven't dated anybody since freshman year of college?
No.
Wow, that's impressive. I didn't, I just had this conversation with somebody the other day,
high school kind of college sweethearts. I didn't even think existed anymore. No, I know. And so,
but we're both, we both come from like modern Orthodox Jewish families. And so I think a lot
of people think that we, and I got married super young that we did it like for religious reasons,
but we're really not that religious. We're very, you know, spiritual.
But no, it was just like a timing thing.
We met when we were 18.
And by the time I graduated college, we'd been together for four years.
And it was like, all right, should we get married?
And yeah.
Is he in the entertainment business?
Yes.
He's also a podcast.
You should go on his podcast too.
What's his?
It's called The Good Guys.
Do you know Josh Peck from Oppenheimer?
Oh, yeah.
It's hosted with Ben and Josh.
And they're just like two Jewish guys.
They just end up talking about food all the time.
And Ozempic.
Oh, my God.
Oh, okay.
And they're out of New York?
Josh lives here, and Ben and I live in New York, so they bank episodes when they're here.
When Josh comes to New York, they bank episodes.
Sometimes they do it remotely.
Okay.
Yeah.
Moving forward.
Yeah.
Is it right to do podcasting on Sunday?
Moving forward.
I'm going to say it is right.
Let me tell you why.
Let me tell you why.
And you can probably think of it like,
would you do a show on a Sunday?
Like a comedy show?
Absolutely.
Right, because the way your business is built,
like really the comedy, the stand-up shows,
is the center of it.
And everything else, like the podcast,
it all feeds from like the main thing.
That's like what you have to protect most. If you could only do one it would be that right for me it's this show i will record i have recorded
from anywhere from anywhere using the most turnt equipment like i gotta get the episode up daily
if i don't the girlies are gonna riot they're gonna be at my door with pitchforks i will podcast
anywhere anytime and of course you know it goes without saying if you want to have me on your show
i would be completely oh we would love to have you on.
No pressure. There's a lot more we got to get into with you.
Zero pressure.
Because I feel like this has been like a very sort of back and forth interview.
I feel like you asked me as many questions as I asked you.
And also, too, you have a way of speaking that is extremely, you speak extremely fast.
Yes.
And however, it's very understandable.
I could comprehend
what you're saying.
I so love to hear that.
It is sort of
my biggest piece of feedback.
It's like,
girl,
slow them down.
No,
you don't have to.
This is part of the charm.
I love it.
And I think actually
since we've been doing
the show for so long
and so many people
have been listening
for many years,
they have become
more accustomed to it.
I'm actually helping them.
You're welcome.
One last thing before we leave, before you fall asleep. By the way, amazing teeth. I don't know what you're doing, but keep it up. I agree.
Love the- Mic flag?
Yeah. I'll send you a link.
A lot of people don't have this and I love the branding and the branding on the iPad. So this is very well thought out.
Those podcasters out there that are looking to become successful, take notes right here.
You're going to make me cry.
The toast.
The toast.
I feel like the girlies are going to love this episode.
And so this tour kicks off relatively soon.
Has it started yet?
July 11th in Norfolk, Virginia.
Not to make everything about me.
That's the day after my birthday.
Like I know that's irrelevant. Oh, you're a cancer? That means nothing to you. I am a cancer. What are you? July 8th in Norfolk, Virginia. Not to make everything about me. That's the day after my birthday. Like I know that's irrelevant and that means nothing to you.
I am a cancer. July 8th, July 8th. You're lying. But you don't, you don't, you don't, uh, strike
me as a cancer. You seem very, very outgoing, very, um, are cancers not outgoing? Uh, the cancers I
know are kind of loners, homebodies. A homebody, yes.
Loyal.
Yes.
Don't let a lot of people into their little circle.
That as well.
I'm surprised.
You seem very, very social.
I am very social, but there's about six people who I would actually talk to on a real level.
And you're one of them.
Okay.
Glad I'm in that.
You all right over there, bro?
He thinks we're hilarious.
Like, I'm obsessed.
Do you guys work together?
No, it's our first time meeting.
He's a fabulous engineer.
And honestly, you're welcome to come to every recording I ever do.
Because, like, the laughing.
I mean, you know what's better than someone laughing.
I'm not going to lie.
You laughed at me.
Like, not at me.
You laughed at something I said, like, six times.
And I swear to God, like, no one can touch me.
Well, no.
I mean, I think you're very humorous.
And.
Where can I get the tickets? Because everyone's going to, after this interview, they no one can touch me. Well, no. I mean, I think you're very humorous. Where can I get the tickets?
Because everyone's – after this interview, they're going to be like –
Well, you should have hooked up with some tickets.
No, not me.
People who listen to the show.
Oh, of course, by the way.
I want to come.
The fact that you're not even thinking of coming is upsetting.
I'm coming to Madison Square Garden, by the way.
SebastianLive.com.
Get your tickets there.
It's all on sale.
And we're hitting a lot
of different cities
that I've been
Youngstown, Ohio
which I haven't been
Raleigh, North Carolina
Charlotte, North Carolina
Charleston
a lot of cities
that I haven't
haven't been to
and it's an
all arena tour
and it's the first time
I've done all arena
that's so major
by the way
no that is
like that's so sick
can I ask you a question
you don't have to answer it
yeah there's so many you know successful comedians a question? You don't have to answer it.
Yeah.
There's so many, you know, successful comedians.
Obviously you're like one of the top ones.
Do you have anyone who like, not even in a bad way, who you feel very competitive with that you feel like is similar to you and like you're seeing what they do and it motivates
you?
Not in a bad way.
Someone who's like kind of killing it and you're like, damn, like lights a fire under
your ass well not i'm inspired by what a lot of what kevin hart does
in the sense that his shows have a lot of production behind it and i try to give the
people a show not only with the material but kind of the experience of going to a stand-up comedy
show uh although this is not music music has a lot of theatrics, whether it be fire or
video or multimedia. Comedy is quite the opposite. That's more of a distraction. But if people could
come to the show and walk away going, wow, that was funny. And also it was, it looked, it looked
elevated. That's kind of what I'm trying to achieve as a comedian. And I think Kevin Hart is at the top of his game.
When you go see his show, it's really, really dialed in.
It's a show.
Yeah.
It's a show.
Show business.
So SebastianLive.com.
Yes.
And your Mac show, Bookies, when does that premiere?
We don't have a date on it yet.
We're in the middle of production,
but it will come out sometime this year.
And Pete and Sebastian Show, which is our podcast,
we do not have flags yet.
I'll send you a link.
Working on it. Thank you. And we'll get an iPad with Pete and Sebastian show on it. But yeah,
that's what's happening in my life.
One more question for you.
Yeah, go ahead.
Or a ring?
Yeah, right here.
Why do you need both? I don't have either. And I'm actually interested in perhaps
acquiring technology of that sort. So why both? Don't they do the same thing? What, this and this? Yeah. I think this is a little bit more accurate. The ordering. And
it's not like that I need it. For me, it's a little game I play with myself. How good a sleep
score can I get? I get up, I go, oh, did I get a 90 or did I get an 80 i drank last night so my score was 65 so what did you do last night
what did we do i watched the canelo fight at home uh it was a prize fight um it was uh two mexican
guys fighting it was sigo de mayo there's a lot of hype behind it so love
yeah we have a running joke on this show um a lot of people think i'm latin because my name is hide behind it. La tostada, love.
Yeah, we have a running joke on this show. A lot of people think I'm Latin because my name is Claudia. And I actually have like a real love and appreciation for the Latin culture. And I do find
it a lot of things very similar to the Jewish culture. So I've sort of started to appropriate,
I am Latina. Well, I mean, you do definitely have a Spanish vibe. I mean, my wife is Jewish and she's her wife or her family's from Spain,
but yeah,
you don't have like a,
you just have a,
like a very ethnic vibe coming off.
And I couldn't be less ethnic.
I did my 23 and me,
I'm 99.9% Eastern European Ashkenaz Jew,
which like isn't ethnic per se.
Well,
you could pass for Italian or Hispanic.
I love that.
Rich. Rich. Well, you could pass for Italian or Hispanic. I love that. Rich.
Rich.
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