The Toast - It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024
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Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to the toast and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Santa happy Friday.
If there ever was a Friday, if there ever was a Friday that felt like a Friday, it is
this Friday because this is our last regular episode of the toast.
There will be toast on Patreon.
So much. This is our last regular episode of The Toast. There will be toast on Patreon. So next week, go to patreon.com slash toast.
However, like this is our last regular workday of the year
for us, Spot and I.
And it's very, very exciting.
It is, and we are coming from a place of privilege,
making our own schedules.
Most people's last day of work is like next Friday.
No, not us.
We so celebrate this time of year.
We do celebrate.
But also it's very exciting
because there's so much to discuss today.
Like, I don't know if the cards can handle this,
but I'm doing a two hour episode.
This is gonna be an extremely long episode.
Let's go through everything that needs discussing.
Okay, first of all, like most important thing
of the day, my gender reveal.
100%. And it's not just like, oh, like most important thing of the day, my gender reveal. 100%.
And it's not just like, oh, it's a blank.
And I'll tell you guys,
what went down last night on social media
needs to be discussed.
Like it was the craziest time of my life, okay?
Okay, I can't wait to hear about it.
Two, I actually have a list.
I need to talk about Shannon Ford.
And then I heard you also need to talk about Shannon Ford. I do need to talk about Shannon Ford. And then I heard you also need to talk about Shannon Ford.
I do need to talk about Shannon Ford.
But don't infringe on my Shannon Ford moment
because mine's like actually huge, okay?
Okay, I think mine's big too, but okay.
Three, my husband did the craziest thing.
He did the craziest thing
and I'm gonna tell you about it, okay?
Okay.
And then the fourth thing that I did was watch Yellowstone.
Now I'm not gonna give a proper recap,
but I do need to talk about a couple of things.
Nothing happened.
Like seriously, I couldn't even recap it if I wanted to.
Okay, and then the fifth thing that will likely happen
are the stories, and for a Friday,
they are popping off my friends.
Yeah, popping off my friends.
And then the sixth thing is my Southern Charm recap,
because I watched a new episode of Southern Charm last night.
I watched Craig on Watch What Happens Live.
And then I listened to Madison LaCoury
on Skinny Confidential podcast this morning
because I'm obsessed with Southern Charm.
Like, I think I need to go to BravoCon
and go to the Southern Charm panel.
There's never been a bigger fan of the show,
but what was-
But you should put it out there.
You should host the Southern Charm panel one year.
I did it one year. You should do it.
I should host the Southern Charm panel.
No one else has seen every single episode
except for the back half of last season.
But what was so nice is that Michael and Lauren
weirdly also are obsessed with Southern Charm.
Like they're talking about, they miss Thomas.
Like they're talking about the funniest things
from the herstory of the show.
So I had my Southern Charm recap.
It's also like tied in,
Spritz was prevalent on the show last night.
Like real ones could see it in the background
of two scenes, Craig's opening scene,
and then the scene that he filmed with Austin
in the hot tub.
And fun fact that I learned after the fact
was that our husbands were with them that day.
The reason why there was all that Spritz
and fresh fruit in the background
is because they were doing a photo shoot at Craig's house.
So was Ben not in it?
Cause I know he got mic'd up, he was like really excited.
Our husbands were not in the show at all.
But just knowing that a few hours prior
and like they were at the house when Austin did come over.
So knowing that they were there for that,
like just made me feel cool.
But also I actually don't wanna be involved in the show.
Like this is art for me.
Like I don't wanna be in it.
The seventh thing.
And the good news is, is that I'm not in it.
Actually, I don't agree.
Like it's really hard to not make everything about yourself
when literally everything's about us, Jackie.
It's insane.
No, there's boxes in the background,
like with our name on it.
Yeah.
The seventh thing we have to do is our final
Queenie and Weenie of the week.
Right.
Our final.
It's just, it's actually overwhelming how much we have to do.
I have a question for you.
Unless you feel like really attached
to your Queenie and Weenie this week,
would you want to make it Queenie and Weenie of the year?
So I was actually thinking of suggesting that to you
last night, actually I woke up from 3.45 to 5.45 a.m.
and I thought of everything under the sun
and one of them was like, maybe tomorrow's Queenie
and Weenie should be more of an annual.
It's so hard to, and it's actually like,
I think calling someone a Weenie of the year, like,
it's the antithesis of Weenie of the week.
It's a seven day title, you can come back from it, but you were the Weenie of a whole year? I feel like someone could be a Weenie of the Week. It's a seven day title, you can come back from it,
but you were the Weenie of a whole year?
I feel like someone could be a Weenie of the Year,
like P. Diddy.
Okay, but then that also is the antithesis
of Weenie of the Week, because it's not,
like the Weenie of this week is Jay-Z,
Jay-Z, but the title isn't Criminal of the Week.
Like it's actually supposed to be fun and lighthearted.
Okay.
I hear you.
Maybe we do both.
Like let's see where the cards are.
Let's see where the episode is.
Let's see if we feel inspired.
Cause I know my Queenie of the year,
like that it came through loud and clear.
I know my Queenie of the year as well.
I was going to say the Queenie that I chose is actually
like could be the year.
Okay. Let's save it for that.
Okay. Okay. So let's talk it for that. Okay, okay.
So let's talk about what went down
on social media last night.
Jackie, a couple of days ago was,
I don't know, was it on the podcast?
Yes, I was speaking for the people.
She was berating me endlessly
about doing my gender reveal.
I had planned to do it in January
because you know, like, you only get pregnant
for the first time once and I'm just like trying to milk it.
And Jackie was like, listen, at a certain point,
like the public stops caring. And that's really all listen, at a certain point, like the public stops caring.
And that's really all I needed to hear.
That's like my worst fear.
People stop caring about me and what's going on in my life.
So I very quickly got that blog together.
I had had all the footage and I just like had been sitting on it.
I wasn't sure when I was going to release it.
But with the holidays coming up and we were just now this week
spending so much time scheduling the Patreon content for next week
that I was like, you know what?
I have a slate for it and it has to be today.
Yeah, because we also wanna not drop it next week
because we wanna talk about it on this show.
Yes, and for those who saw the Patreon and know the gender,
thank you for being Patreon members.
And for those who don't,
like I will share it any minute now, but I-
If we're here to cry, I'll get out a little bit longer.
Of course, of course, of course.
But there were so many things that went down.
So I, okay, I'll say first, ready course, but there were so many things that went down. So I
Okay, I'll say first ready just because I don't want to mess up any pronouns. I am having
Okay, but good but how do you
Know
I'm having a I'm having a, I am having, this is the last thing I have to like give to everyone, you know? Like, I love it.
There'll be more things like, like the name, you know, knock wood.
Like, so it's not the last.
I'm having a girl.
Sorry, I'm having a boy.
Or is it a boy or a girl? Okay. It's a boy. Or is it a boy or a girl?
It's a boy.
It's a boy, period.
Period.
Period.
Actually no period.
It's a boy.
No period for this one.
Right.
Yes.
And I had been vlogging like the whole experience
like the gender reveal that we did.
And if you watch the video, like you know,
seriously it was fucked up backwards gender reveal.
Like we actually didn't reveal the gender
at a certain point.
Like we just kind of had to guess.
It went down like a little chaotically,
but in the most-
But to be fair, like if you and Ben just like sat
in front of a cake and like looked at the interior
and it was like so clearly red or pink or blue,
like that's so not you and Ben.
Who are we, Molly Mae?
Like, please.
It had to be special. It could only Like, please. It had to be special.
It could only be this way.
It had to be bad, you know?
It had to be comedic.
Now, I don't think this is a particularly
competitive category, but everybody's saying
it's the funniest gender reveal they've ever seen.
But gender reveals aren't supposed to be funny.
But typically, people aren't going for funny.
Well, people aren't me.
And then you guys, like, furiously biting into cake pops,
thinking there was, like, more more clues is my favorite part.
But then also at the end when you tell Margo
and you did what you just did right now,
and Margo's like,
and then you tell her boy and she's like,
yay, we're all boys.
And you're like, it's a girl.
I'm seriously the most fucking annoying bitch on the planet.
I don't know why people listen to this podcast.
I know. That was seriously the fun. I said I felt bad for mine
I did too and she was so excited too. She was like dying to know and I wouldn't tell her
now oh
My god vlog everyone's lotting it as the most like amazing piece of artwork since Oppenheimer like they're obsessed and
You know it didn't occur to me
Some I think you were like, by the way, maybe block the word boy in your comments
so that people just don't automatically spoil it
without going to the Patreon.
For Patreon members and for non-Patreon members,
I was always gonna share.
I'm not gonna keep it secret for nine months.
Like, I just wanted-
Right, but also, even people who are Patreon members,
like, if they just see the word boy in the comments,
then when they're watching your video,
like, all the suspense is gone.
Like, you wanna-
Yeah.
It's Oppenheimer, like you said. Like, you want it to be suspenseful. And if you know the whole time, like, we're watching your video, like all the suspense is gone. Like you want to, it's Oppenheimer, like you said, like you want it to be suspenseful.
And if you know the whole time, like we're all trying to find
out together. Yeah. And so it's a major spoiler alert.
I remember like having seen other people's gender reveals,
like with like big female communities as like their
followers and nobody spoiled it in the comments.
It's like a shit thing to do.
I thought, I thought there was like an unwritten rule
amongst human beings, like that we didn't do that.
So somebody was like block the word boy. I'm like like that we didn't do that. So somebody was like, block the word boy.
I'm like, that's so crazy, no.
Within two seconds, I'm out here on TikTok
blocking the word boy.
Boy with two Ys, boy with three Ys,
and the blue heart emoji.
Just because I didn't want it to be automatically spoiled.
And then it got nefarious,
because people like who were obsessed with spoiling it,
like I did not get off my phone.
I would love to check my screen time
at like 5.30 last night for three hours.
I was deleting and blocking.
First of all, there's some,
some people were just like,
oh my God, it's a boy, I'm so happy for you.
You didn't get blocked.
Like I love you, but I'm deleting your comment,
but I love you.
Some people were responding to every single comment.
It's a boy, it's a boy, don't watch it, don't watch it.
Like trying to hurt me.
Right.
Blocked. Take away from your cinematic achievement.
Yeah.
And just take away from the hype.
Like, I'm not forcing people to go to Patreon.
I'm going to share the gender literally tomorrow,
but like, can we just have fun for five fucking minutes?
Okay. So then they got around my, my hidden words in the,
cause I'm on TikTok and Instagram.
I'm blocking different emojis.
Then they go mail.
I'm a L.A. Are you fucking bitches? I'm so onto and Instagram, I'm blocking. Different emojis. Then they go, male, I'm ALE.
You fucking bitches, I'm so onto you.
Blocked.
Blocked the word male, blocked the word male.
And then I could see people trying to use the word male
in like the blocked comments.
I'm like, oh, you're a nefarious troll.
It was the most productive.
I must've blocked a thousand people last night.
And they need to be blocked.
I never blocked people.
One thousand haters.
One thousand disgusting woman haters.
Oh, I love that.
So I blocked male.
I'm strolling, you know, and things are getting quiet. Every time I block a new big word, it gets quiet until they all collectively come up
with another one.
It's whack-a-mole.
Male.
M-A-I-L.
Easy.
Blocked.
Again, the blueberry emoji.
Now, I should have blocked that one first, given the theme of the gender reveal.
Blocked.
I was just blocking people, bopping people, places,
and things on so many platforms.
I never had so much fun in my whole fucking life.
Like I appreciate, and okay, so I appreciate like people
like literally being obsessed with me.
Like this was my dream.
Then, I actually got a lot of shit.
I don't know if you know this.
Wow, baby's not even born yet
and you're monetizing your gender.
I've got a lot of women hating, business woman hating.
And at first I was like, should I feel embarrassed by this?
Am I exploiting my kids?
Because we're always talking about family channels
and shit like that.
And I'm like, no.
Would you yell at a woman going to work to provide for her child?
Like that's literally what I'm doing.
Like monetizing your baby's gender reveal
could never be me.
Providing for my family could never be you.
Yeah, like I'm so like, and it's not like I'm gatekeeping it
until the due date.
Like it's literally out there, it's a boy.
Like I just wanted us all to have fun last night.
Like people were so, and then also people would be like,
people are supposed to pay for this,
who are you, a celebrity?
Like literally, yeah, I do so many blocked words I have,
I'm so famous, like everybody's fucking obsessed with me,
like, oh my god, Jackie.
Like every personal announcement in our life,
like has always been on the Patreon,
the Patreon's our personal channel.
So if you like did the gender reveal not on Patreon,
just because you're not monetizing the gender,
like it's actually the antithesis of what you do.
Yeah, and honestly, with so many people hating on me
last night,
it further proves the point and the need for Patreon,
because Patreon is really a safe space.
It's our true fans and listeners.
We have so many haters.
Literally, my joy is the worst thing to ever happen to them,
so that must be so sad,
because I'm so joyous all the fucking time.
But it really proved the need
for this safe community of people.
So, I don't give a fuck.
I wish somebody could have,
and I was home alone and I was like literally
I had our social media manager on it
and my semi comments that need to be deleted.
Like I was seriously being like one of those kids
in like a kid spy movie where I'm in the back of a van.
You're in.
You're out.
It was top five, the most fun I've ever had in my life.
Wow, I'm so glad that you had that.
I'm so glad that also the productivity
of getting rid of those people on your beaches.
Cause like we're here to have fun.
I don't know when it was when I realized it's like,
I don't have to tolerate people that don't like me
on my Instagram.
This is my fucking Instagram.
This is not a democracy.
This is my Instagram.
It's a dictatorship, bitch.
And like I can, when people are like,
they're deleting comments, which by the way,
I don't even, I get accused of that all the time
and I don't even do it, but like-
We get accused of deleting comments
when we literally have never until last night.
Wait, or like on our YouTube,
we get accused of deleting comments.
Like I'm not even logged into,
like when I look at YouTube comments,
I'm logged into my personal account.
So like I couldn't delete the ones I don't like
if I wanted to.
And it would take me so much admin.
I'd have to ask you for the password.
You have to send me the code that you-
Oh my God, and Jackie recently changed all of our passwords.
Like it's Fort Knox.
I don't know the password.
And then we have like two factor authentication,
whose phone or email does it go to?
Listen, just to say, I'm not deleting comments.
Just call me fat, like it is what it is.
But like if I were to, yeah, I did that.
Yeah, there's no shame in the game.
No, I love it.
There's so much power in it.
Were you silent or silenced?
Silenced.
Yeah.
So I'm so glad you had fun last night.
I got to watch your vlog.
I hadn't seen the whole thing.
I obviously like know my part.
Claudia also recorded like sharing with us.
You had sent me when you and Ben saw
like those sisters reactions and the sisters reactions.
So I didn't get to see like the lead up
and like all the fun stuff that happened.
And it was really fun to watch as your sister.
And I feel like we haven't even discussed
like what it means that you're having a boy.
Okay, and I talk about this on the Patreon vlog
where I announced my pregnancy, but also the gender reveal,
like my journey with gender.
Cause when I got found out I was pregnant,
and even before I got pregnant,
like I always wanted a boy first.
I was just a preference of mine.
Like I don't feel like I have to explain,
it's just preference, right?
Everyone has like their preferences at the outset.
And then when I actually got pregnant,
I felt like I couldn't say that obviously out loud,
but I still did.
But Ben was like, Ben really didn't like
when I would say any sort of preference.
He felt like it was like a Kanai Nahara,
like stop anything. I agree with him.
I agree with him too, but like the heart wants,
but like preferences are preferences.
I can't choose my own preferences.
If I could, like I would choose either.
And it was very clear from like day one
that everybody thought, like I was having a girl.
Like it was just, it was kind of not even a question.
Yeah.
And I was trying not to be insulted by that
because obviously like you lose your beauty
and so I guess everybody calling me ugly, but whatever.
And when it came time to find out the gender,
the weeks leading up, like I really tried to prepare myself
for it being a girl.
And I really meant when I said that going to the Heirs tour
was enormously helpful.
And a couple of things made me realize,
because I was thinking about how close we all are
with our mom, and you can't be a 30-year-old man
so close with your mom.
It's like, get a job.
Because then the wife's writing into dear toasters.
Yeah, no, and it's just like,
it's not congruous with what should be done.
And so I have to think of myself in this situation.
If my son grows up and gets married, I'll never this situation. Like if my son grows up and gets married,
I'll never see him again.
If my daughter grows up and gets married,
I'm still the center of her universe.
Yeah, and when she has a baby,
like being the grandma on the mom side,
huge, you're much more involved
because it's the mother's journey.
It's just very different.
So yeah, there's so much merit in the distant future.
And being a girl mom.
Yeah.
And then of course, being able to use the word daughter
is like that was like for me, I was like, you know what?
Actually, I want a girl.
And then Dr. Fox, the results are in.
And I was so happy, like, sorry, I was.
And I really, I do think I would have been happy regardless
because if you watch the vlog,
I actually thought it was a girl first.
My first sort of gut, when I see the visual of the cake, I'm like, it was a girl first. My first sort of gut, when I see the visual of the cake,
I'm like, it was a girl.
And I got to experience what I would have felt
for one moment and I was like, oh cool.
Like it was all good.
Yeah.
There's so much to get, you just have to know what it is
and then like you go down that path
and there's so much to get excited about on each path.
Yeah. It's just like hard when you,
and you shouldn't do this, but it's so hard not to,
to like, you just like envision like different things,
you know?
Yeah.
Like a bris.
Yeah, a bris is fun.
Oh my God, and-
Except also like having to get snatched
seven days after you give birth.
Actually, I wouldn't say a bris is fun.
Yeah, perhaps.
No, but it's nice that everybody like gets,
like there's an event.
Yeah, of course, but like I think modern Jewish women,
like we hate it.
Yeah, no. It's hard on the mother. Very. Yeah, of course. But like, I think modern Jewish women, like we hate it. Yeah, no.
It's hard on the mother.
Very, maybe, maybe not.
Maybe that's an, not a con, but.
But you did like two very private brisses.
Yeah, my second one was kind of bussin'.
What did you say?
Okay, there was like 20 people there.
I know, but like my first one was just immediate family.
I didn't even invite my best, best friends in this world.
It was COVID. Yeah, but also I just like, I didn't, yeah.
I guess you could say it was COVID,
but like, I just felt like I just wanted it super small.
Like even Dina wasn't there.
And then my second one, like I had my swirlies there.
My swirlies were there.
Yeah, most of the bristly I go to are like a fucking free
for all, like 600 people.
And that's totally what Ben wants.
So like, just prepare yourself.
Okay. Like I'm just prepare yourself. Okay.
Like I'm just not in the mood to argue.
So yeah, like it's all out.
And I actually cannot believe I did not spoil pronoun
or anything on the podcast.
Like that was my,
that's also another reason why I couldn't wait till January.
It was just a matter of time.
Yeah, I agree.
Or the good guys.
Oh, the good guys.
You know Ben would like accidentally say it
and not even hear it so it wouldn't get cut. You're having a good guys. Oh, the good guys. You know Ben would like accidentally say it and not even hear it so it wouldn't get cut.
You're having a good guy.
Hopefully not.
No kidding.
Yeah, I'm having a good guy.
I'm having his baby.
And I went for a big doctor's appointment yesterday,
which like, again, I hadn't been to the doctor
in a couple of weeks, so I'm like, yeah, will they?
Won't they?
It's so like-
How's Dr. Fox?
Fab, just absolutely fab.
Only spoke to him briefly because the scan was done
by a tech and I wanna talk to the techs in America.
My tech was actually amazing.
Like I feel like in some appointments,
like they dig that thing in your belly so hard.
She was so soft, like, and you have to have a full bladder.
So when they're digging so hard, it's like,
could you chill the fuck out?
She was so, she had such a great touch.
She was very quiet.
Now I'm not sure what they teach you in school,
like bedside manner wise,
because if there is something wrong,
like you don't wanna alert,
that's the doctor's job to like give the information.
So I was like asking, like she was so quiet
and she was also busy doing a lot.
So I didn't wanna bother her, but I'm like,
what do you think?
And it was a long scan. It's like, it was to bother her, but I'm like, what do you think? How we looking? And it was a long scan, it was like 40 minutes.
So I'm like, what do you see?
What do you see, what do you know, what's going on?
And she was like, just taking pictures,
like she was not giving me an inch
as to whether it was devastating news
or overwhelmingly positive.
Then she gives all the imaging and all the reports
to Dr. Fox, and we go into Dr. Fox's office
and he said it's all good, like we didn't even go
over results, he was like, it's good. But. And we go into Dr. Fox's office and he said, it's all good. Like we didn't even go over results.
He was like, it's good.
But of course we had to spend a good 15 minutes
rewrapping Ben's finger.
I saw.
Which brings me to the story I wanted to tell
about the craziest thing my husband did.
So what did you want to say to the text of America?
Oh, oh, oh, thank you.
I forgot.
Tell us.
I know, but it's like not their job.
And when they do reveal too much,
what if it's good?
What if they think that it's good
and then the doctor sees something else?
If they're telling you that it's wrong,
you're sitting there for 40 minutes.
I mean, that was like, we were saying yesterday
about my tech who was crying.
Yeah, Jackie had a tech who was like doing the scan
and not only did she say stuff, she was crying.
She started crying because before she did that scan,
I think it might've been the same scan that you just had.
She measured my cervix, she went in
and she saw it was really short and she told me
I had a short cervix, but I didn't know what that meant.
Right.
And she was like, the doctor will explain to you
and then we had the 40 minute scan
and as she's doing all these images and stuff,
she is crying.
Seriously, she should be in jail, for real.
It's the craziest thing.
And by the way, to be clear, that was not Dr. Fox's tech. No, no, no, no, no real. It's the craziest thing.
And by the way, to be clear, that was not Dr. Fox's tag.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was a blur.
And like, yeah, now in hindsight, I know why she was crying.
Yeah.
And it was a sad situation.
Mm-hmm.
But we need a little bit of professionalism.
I also took a look at my cervix yesterday because of your cursed one that potentially could
be, you know, hereditary.
Genetic, even though I don't think it is.
Three centimeters, looking good.
We love to hear it.
We love to hear it.
So to the Turks of America, I say, let us in.
Like, do less and do more.
Or like, seriously, they should be in a different room.
Like, I wish she was behind a curtain or something.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I was right next to her, her hand is like,
on my belly. Like the wizard. We were doing transvaginal, like, and she won't a curtain or something. Do you know what I mean? Like I was right next to her hand is like on my belly.
We were doing trans vaginal like,
and she won't even look at me.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, you have to learn to not read them whatsoever.
Cause you're making yourself-
I know that, I know that, but Ben was making me crazy.
And Ben like did something like,
he was trying to like lighten up.
This is not the crazy thing that he did.
It just reminded me. Actually, I'm not gonna say it, never lighten up. This is not the crazy thing that he did, it just reminded me.
You know what, actually I'm not gonna say it, nevermind.
Okay, but what's the crazy thing he did?
So he got his finger rebandaged by Dr. Fox.
Dr. Fox took a look at it, he wasn't worried,
but he said pick up like an antibiotic allointment
on your way home from doing like a bastard tracin'
or something.
So I guess Ben, you know, ordered on GoPuff
his antibiotic appointment.
Appointment?
Ointment.
We're going to bed last night
and he was rewrapping his bandage and he gets back in bed.
And by the way, did you get that antibiotic appointment?
Why do I keep saying that?
Antibiotic appointment that Dr. Fox told you again?
He's like, yeah, I got Neosporin and Preparation H.
I was like, what was that second one?
It's like Preparation H have you heard of it? I was like yeah have you? He's like no I just
searched like antibiotic ointments and that's what came up it says it's an antibiotic ointment.
And I was like and you don't know what it's for? He was like, no, I have no idea. I'm like, how do you move through this planet?
Like not knowing stuff like that.
Like everybody knows, I've never had a hemorrhoid
and I know what it is.
They're commercials for it.
Like everybody knows what preparation H is.
It's for hemorrhoid.
H is for hemorrhoid.
That's good enough for me.
I could not believe this grown ass man was walking around
like not knowing that preparation H was like a tushy cream.
Thankfully he had went for the Neosporin
so we hadn't put it on the cut yet,
but it's like in my house.
Well, you know what?
It's a good thing to have as a pregnant lady.
You never know when those hemorrhoids are gonna hit.
It's just a good thing to have in the house.
So true, but like, can you believe?
Like, how do you not know that?
I get, I don't know.
I feel like of all the crazy things that he might not know.
I told you what my husband didn't know the other day.
I'm not even repeating it.
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazier.
So take solace.
Now I think to number three, my Shannon Ford news.
Why don't you share yours first? I feel like I've been talking a lot.
No, just that I have been consulting with Shannon
all day yesterday and the day before
because she has embarked on her sourdough journey.
And yesterday, like we were sending videos, voice notes,
and I was also making a loaf yesterday.
So I was just like showing her what it should look like.
And all's to say, she sent me a video this morning.
She has risen and Shannon had made a beautiful
pargy, pargy loaf.
That's kind of big on her first try.
Yeah, no, I know.
I'm so, like she crushed it.
I'm very excited for her.
Well, she's kind of crushing all facets of life
because in addition to being a sourdough queen,
she's also a toaster.
She listens to the show, I think like every day.
And without even like asking or telling me
she was listening to the Mark Schoenweider education foundation board meeting extravaganza episode of two
days ago and Shannon has pledged $10,000 to the donation matching.
So we're doing a fundraiser at the end of this month.
The toast has pledged 10,000 and now Shannon has pledged.
So once we raised $20,000 from the community, it will be matched by us and Shannon's 20K and we will have raised, hopefully, $40,000.
And Shannon didn't even tell me.
She just like literally was writing a check.
She did not ask to be praised, but like,
I was seriously floored.
I couldn't believe it.
Like, she's not Jewish.
I know she like totally understands the struggle
and she like respects.
She's such an ally.
Like we don't deserve Shannon. It's so amazing. I think some form of holocaust
education in her childhood really impacted her. I think so too. And I think she's actually like,
it's so full circle that now that she's donating to Mark Schoenmutter because whatever education
she had like seriously impacted her and I just, I need to kiss that person on the mouth. But also
it just makes the work
that the Mark Schoenmutter Foundation does
even more important because like other people
should have that education.
1000%. I was so touched.
I was like, I was speechless.
You know me, I always have something to say.
I didn't even know what to say.
So generous.
That's my queen right there.
They don't make them like Shannon Ford.
They don't, they don't trust your faves.
Like that's my girl.
And the fact that she didn't even tell you.
Yeah.
And that's like also what they say is like the,
the highest form of charity is like, you know,
doing it anonymously.
So like our five grand that we pledge like we're such.
Yes. So obnoxious.
We're such pieces.
But, but if we didn't do that,
then maybe we wouldn't inspire others.
So it was an inspirational, you know.
Yeah. It was very motivational to others.
Anyway, she's just such a queen.
She's such a queen and she deserves all the praise
and that's not why she did it,
but everybody needs to know that's who you're following.
That's a queen right there.
Yeah, yeah, and you should know
when the people that you're following are wonderful.
Are kings and queens, are royals.
Yeah.
Now, the next thing I wanted to talk about was Yellowstone.
Should I save it for your Southern Charm recap?
Yeah, I think so. Okay.
Because I think we could get into the stories
because I think there's a lot of stories
that people are tuning in today for, so.
Really, like seriously, besides my gender,
reveal what's going on in the world.
James Kennedy.
Oh yeah, okay, anybody else when that like screenshot
went around, I thought he died.
Claudia? Claudia?
Did you also?
Yes.
I don't know if it was like the picture TMZ used.
It was giving in memoriam.
No, the fact that whenever someone sends me a screenshot
from TMZ like that, and no one ever does.
Dead.
There's a death.
Yeah, so obviously I wasn't thrilled.
No, I literally gasped and then I was,
and then it got lower,
but still that initial gasp is why I have that shock.
So I obviously wasn't thrilled with the domestic violence,
but I'm glad he's alive.
I completely agree.
Further, and you know what?
Maybe this will knock him down a few pegs
and he will DJ at the science museum.
Oh, that's just what his career needed.
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So our first story, the aforementioned arrest
of James Kennedy.
He has been arrested for domestic violence.
Vanderpump Rural Star James Kennedy is in trouble
with the law.
TMZ learned the Bravo personality was arrested
for Mr. Meener domestic violence.
Mr. Meener.
Mr. Meener. Mr. Meaner.
Mr. and Mrs. Meaner.
That's like Missy Elliott, right?
Mr. Meaner.
Oh my God, I never put that together.
Well, law enforcement sources told TMZ
that Burbank police were dispatched
to a home in the area Tuesday night
after receiving a call about an argument
between him and a woman.
They're told a witness saw James and the woman arguing with James allegedly grabbing her at one point, though were told officers
did not see any visible injuries on her. It's worth noting that James and his girlfriend
Allie Luber appeared to attend a holiday party at Kathy Hilton's home the night of
the arrest. I'm sure she's thrilled to be associated with this. Just peachy for Kathy.
After investigating the situation, police say they determined it was a domestic incident
leading to the DJ being arrested
for misdemeanor domestic violence.
He was released after posting $20,000 bail.
I mean, we have to assume he's drinking, right?
Yeah, that's a big question here.
I don't actually, I'm not assumed,
but I feel like things don't reach this level for him
when he's not drinking.
You also have to think about like how badly
you have to be fighting for a house.
Yeah.
Not even an apartment complex, a house,
like for your neighbors to hear you.
Like that's a really fucking crazy fight.
And then call the police
because it's like a scary situation.
So worrisome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Allie had attended an event like later that day
or the day after, well actually that would be today.
So it was like later that night,
seemingly, you know, all good.
Yeah, but this is not all good.
Like this is not a good situation,
even if, you know, it turned out to be just like a loud fight.
Like that's not healthy.
Yeah, and this is like a situation where normally
like in a year from now we would get a little bit
of clarity because of the show,
but there is no show.
Right, so who knows when and if we'll ever know anything
unless Allie shares,
but I don't know if they're breaking up or.
I don't know why I feel like they're not.
I don't feel like they are either.
Also then Kristen Doty chimed in.
I saw that too, finally.
She fucking hates him.
Like I, and I don't know if she's ever really spoken
like very directly about what exactly went down between them.
She's like alluded to a bunch of different things
and she will take any opportunity.
Like she fucking hates him.
But I would love to know like what really,
she had alluded to different forms of abuse
and like domestic violence sort of not shocking her.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe we'll hear more from her.
Maybe we'll hear from him.
I do think we'll hear from him.
He has a career in the public eye.
You don't just like get arrested
and then not address it and move on.
So I think he'll probably put out a statement.
Maybe he'll do some podcasting.
Oh my God, I saw the craziest podcast clip
because James Kennedy reminds me a lot
of weirdly Harry Jousey.
They just like have the same accent
and like the same vibe.
And Harry Jousey was talking on his podcast.
I feel like he doesn't really get serious,
but he was talking about he's from New Zealand
and it's legal there to do assisted suicide
if you have a terminal illness.
And his dad who was terminally ill decided to do it.
And he was like talking about,
I was like actually crying watching this podcast clip.
That's really sad.
I know and then it got me thinking about assisted suicide.
He was saying it's really hard to get approved.
Like you need to have a ton of doctors paperwork.
I mean, only things to prove that like you only have
limited time left on this earth.
Cause it can't be, it can't be, you know, you,
it can't be abused.
Like you can't just decide that you don't want to live
for other reasons.
Like it has to be like medical,
which I feel like it's a really hot button issue,
but I kind of agree.
Like I know we don't have it here,
but like if you're terminally ill,
like you should be able to go out on your own.
Do you agree?
I don't know enough about it to say.
Like those, do you see those suicide pods?
I forget what country it was,
like in the middle of like a jungle,
you can like put yourself in this pod
and like it's like peacefully kills you.
Wow.
Yeah, it looked like the things they laid in
in that movie with Jennifer Lawrence.
Passengers.
Yes, how did you know that's what I was talking about?
Cause we haven't seen that many sci-fi movies.
I haven't even seen it, how about that?
Oh, that's funny, I saw it.
Switzerland.
Yeah, it looks like a spaceship.
Like, I don't know if you could say.
And then what does it do to you?
Just like takes all the...
I don't know, like, I don't know if it like gases you
or like takes all the oxygen out.
Yeah, I think it's a very nuanced conversation.
Well, yeah, I feel like this, you can't just pop in.
I don't think that should be.
But the way Harry Jassy was talking about it,
he didn't seem resentful at all.
I think overall he was happy that his dad
got to go out on his own terms and not be in pain.
He had a diagnosis that was just like,
you weren't coming back from.
It was so interesting, not me expecting,
like so unexpectedly having these kind of deep
and complex conversations from Harry Jouzy.
Harry Jouzy is very layered.
Harry Jouzy is very layered.
And I think a lot of people, myself included,
like we forget how we know Harry Jouzy, right?
Yeah.
There was a time where Too Hot to Handle
was like on its way to being a Love is Blind,
but they took it too far and it got weird.
No, it could only be a one season wonder,
even though they did other seasons
because people knew. Yeah, it wasn't sustainable.
Like they were shocked when they found out the format.
They did not know what kind of show they were showing up for.
No, but it's actually really crazy
how that really launched the careers
of two very successful celebrities,
Francesca Virago and Harry Jowsey.
And also, as a male reality star,
it is hard to have longevity.
Michael Bostic was just saying this about Southern Charm
and he's so right.
Like it's harder to make a brand in a business.
Like girls, you just like get on, you know,
do your make-
Sell hair.
Like social media is a woman's game.
It's so hard.
It's a woman's world.
It's harder for men to have longevity.
So actually, Harry Jowsey is very impressive.
I completely agree.
And that's a really good point.
Yeah.
Our next story, a little more legal news,
because Morgan Wallen has pleaded guilty
and been sentenced to seven days incarceration
at DUI Education Center for drunkenly throwing a chair
off a roof in Nashville.
Morgan-
I mean, it's hard to plead anything other than guilty
when there's literally a video of you doing it.
Yeah, Morgan Wallen will spend seven days
at a DUI Education Center months after he was arrested
for throwing a chair from the roof of a Nashville bar.
A judge in Nashville sentenced him
to one week of incarceration,
which will be served at the DUI Education Center,
as well as two years probation,
one for each of his misdemeanor charges
for reckless endangerment, and he also must pay a
three hundred fifty dollar fine well and also it's worth noting his attorney
said that mr. Wallen has cooperated fully with authorities throughout these
last eight months directly communicating and apologizing to all involved mr.
Wallen remains committed to making a positive impact through his music and
foundation just stop throwing chairs, okay?
I think this is appropriate.
Like, sorry, I think people are probably like, it's crazy.
He's going, he's not going to jail, first of all,
but he is gonna have to like be away for a whole week.
He'll survive.
And then he's also on parole for two years,
which means you have to behave.
Like if you violate your parole in any way,
like you would go to jail for five times longer
than you would have if you had committed a crime,
not on parole.
Like it's actually very serious.
Now that I just read that book,
and the many lives of mama love,
like parole is not to be fucked with.
Like, so Sandra Bullock.
Harsher penancements for parole violators.
Comes to mind here, she does.
Yeah, I think this feel like,
this, you do the crime, you do the time.
Yeah, I was just having this conversation
because I've been begging my friend Margo
to read Mike the Situations book.
Because I think a lot of people think a lot of things
about Mike the Situations,
but if they read his book, they would understand him.
Or did you read it?
Like if I saw your friend Margo walking down the street
with a big bag, and you told me there's a book in that bag,
can you guess what book this woman is reading?
It would take me 5 million guesses
before I thought she would be reading
my The Situations book.
She's a very classy woman.
She's like an elegant refi, she's a lady.
But she loves reality TV and she loves reading.
And I've been trying to get her to read it
and she's reading it, she loves it.
And she was texting me like it's really so crazy
that he went to jail.
And it is because he didn't violate the law on purpose,
right?
Like their intent has to matter when it comes to a crime.
He had no idea that he like, wasn't paying his taxes.
He had hired his brother who knew shit about fuck
to do his money.
And it should have been enough for him to pay it back
and maybe do a little community service.
Like him serving time in a real prison was so crazy,
but it's a part of this, I think trend where celebrities
really do get a harsher punishment.
Cause they like to be made an example out of similar
with Teresa's you guys, if Teresa wasn't famous,
she was just a housewife.
She probably wouldn't have went to jail.
Maybe she would have gotten a house arrest or something
like, and Todd, Todd Chrisley, even though Todd Chrisley,
I don't really feel applies because like Todd Chrisley,
Todd Chrisley really did that stuff and he did it knowingly.
The wife.
Yeah, I don't know about the wife.
Like the scale of what they did wasn't so big
that they should be in prison for 14 years.
Like their sentence is crazy, but he did do that thing.
He did break the law knowingly.
Like I feel like Mike, the situation didn't
and Martha's thing was so stupid. She didn't even go to jail for breaking the law. She went to jail for lying to the law knowingly. Like I feel like Mike the situation didn't. And Martha's thing was so stupid.
She didn't even go to jail for breaking the law.
She went to jail for lying to the police, whatever.
And with this Morgan Wallen case,
what do you think a lay person's sentence would have been
for throwing a chair off a roof?
I think they would have gotten a couple days in the slammer.
Yeah. Like you think this is appropriate.
You think that this is more because he's a celebrity,
less because he's a celebrity.
Same with Felicity Huffman going to jail.
Maybe it's a little more because he's a celebrity.
Maybe someone else would have gotten away with it
and he just has like a history of bad behavior
that like colors this.
And it's like, you know what?
You need to pay the time.
But I don't think it's an over,
I think like he really could have killed someone. It's so true. I mean, I agree. I think it's an over, I think like he really could have,
he could have killed someone.
It's so true.
I mean, I agree, I think it's fair.
And like, it's a small sentence because no one got hurt
and it wound up being completely fine,
but like it's a very dangerous thing to do.
And like, in order to not do stuff like that again,
like you need to learn your lesson.
Yeah, I guess the crazy thing is,
I think about like Justin Timberlake,
who was just driving drunk, didn't hurt anyone, but could have,
kind of like what you just said.
And I feel like when you have a DUI,
like you don't go to jail.
Like when I think of celebrities,
like they get a mug shot and they get like held for the night.
And when they get sentenced, they don't like go to jail.
Well, like Chloe did.
Yeah, all right.
Then the jail was too tight.
But she was sentenced to jail.
You do get sentenced to like maybe 30 days.
You do?
Up to like something like that.
Not for everyone.
I think it just depends on the judge
and the history of the person.
And the herstory.
We also don't talk enough that Khloe Kardashian,
albeit for literally one afternoon, went to jail.
Yeah, I think Paris Hilton, like what,
during that time, like they were sentenced to time in jail,
but then like due to overcrowding and bureaucracy,
like sometimes it doesn't happen.
Yeah, and there is a difference between jail and prison.
Jail is like where they hold you.
And I learned this in my book.
And he's also not going to jail.
He's going to a rehabilitation center.
Now it's not gonna be Betty Ford.
It's probably gonna be like a tough place to be,
not comfortable, not cushy, but it's not jail.
No, but I think before you get sentenced,
it can take like a year for your case
to finally get a sentence from the time that you're arrested.
And some people are held without bail
and some people are held with bail and they can't pay it.
So they go to jail,
which is kind of like this holding space
till you figure out if you're gonna be free,
if you're gonna go to prison.
And I think based on my book,
and then also I was actually watching Brooke Schofield
talk about this, because I think her mom go to prison. And I think based on my book, and then also I was actually watching Brooke Schofield talk about this,
because I think her mom went to prison.
Once you get to like a federal prison,
especially the women's like low security ones,
she was like, they're not what you think.
The federal, like the federally funded ones,
like they have iPads, they have salons,
like you kind of like, not camp,
but it's not what people think.
Jail, where they sort of just hold you for literally,
it can be a year.
Actually, in the book that I was reading, it was not a cell.
It was like this open bunk bed room,
like kind of like an orphanage.
Yeah, book was really good.
I feel like everyone should read it.
It was called The Many Lives of Mama Love.
No, you're definitely moving the needle.
It's not my TBR, but the more you talk about it,
the more I'm like, oh.
It reminded me a lot of Mike the Situations book,
which is why it was reminded for me to tell my friend Margot
because she was dealing with a heroin issue.
Understood, yeah.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yeah, not any legal news.
Kim Kardashian scooted her way into her Skims event
in Sky High Heels despite her broken foot.
So a lot of things happening.
Skims opened a flagship store in New York City,
like a major-
On Fifth Avenue, like where everybody's-
Multi-story flagship that is like reserved for
the biggest brands.
Cartier, she's in the same like neighborhood as Cartier,
as Dior, as Sata.
Like she thinks she did that and it's literally a gorgeous S.C.R.A.D.A. Like she thinks she did that
and it's literally a gorgeous store.
Gorgeous store.
So not only did she reach that level of retail success,
she went to the opening, she looked beautiful,
she had a broken foot, she rode in on a scooter.
I didn't even know that she had a broken foot.
That was my first time.
I didn't know either,
but she wasn't gonna let that stop her
from her attending her big event
or looking really amazing.
She looked beautiful.
She looked beautiful.
And then there was also a dinner to celebrate
this momentous occasion.
And so many swirlies were in attendance,
like past Skims, faces.
Adrienne Bylon.
Adrienne Bylon, Cardi B, Ice Spice, Tate McCray,
Meghan Trainor, just like really everyone came out
to support Kimberly.
Yeah, it's kind of a really big deal.
Like obviously so many celebrities
have like successful brands,
but to really transform your brand to retail,
but not only retail, like Fifth Avenue,
it's actually really sick.
Skims is amazing.
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Damn.
Well, our next story, some good news.
Let's hear it.
Good charitable news.
Taylor Swift visited a children's hospital
on Thursday night in Kansas City,
the Children's Mercy Kansas City Hospital,
and she took pictures with a bunch of the patients.
She made TikToks.
She was talking about Travis,
just like really so warm and lovely.
I fucking love this woman, let me tell you.
And even if she had came in with a photographer
and took a million pictures with everyone
and posted them on her Instagram
and did a press release,
I wouldn't even think, people like hate on her
and they're like, well, she look,
she did charity just for attention.
The fact that every piece of footage that came out of this
was from like a parent filming and a TikTok,
Taylor's team did not release anything.
She so did not go for that.
But even if she did,
like you know those kids would have loved
being on her fucking Instagram.
Like please.
And even if she did,
that's better than no charity work at all.
But the sheer fact that like we know about this
because all the parents, like seriously,
the parents cared more about Taylor than the kids.
I was dying.
Every clip I saw, I watched a thousand times.
Like, let me just tell you, she's so special.
Like, and to see her doing it like in Travis's community,
like just adds, but even if she went to any hospital,
and you know she does the Children's LA,
she does all of them.
But to see it in his community,
like I actually got choked up.
I was like, no, she's such a queen.
She's a beacon of the community,
and it's very much like, it's wag behavior.
This is like, the wags do a lot of the philanthropy
and they're beacons in the community,
like all of the big ones.
Brittany is such a big leader in her community.
And she's not doing this because she's a wag,
but like, it just, it's so, she does it.
We've seen her do it other times as well,
but like it's doing it in his place of work.
It's very beautiful.
And really, I feel like she's really making
Kansas City her home.
No, and I just know like Taylor got home.
She spent all day with those kids and she got home
and like started crying in Travis's arm.
Cause it's like a lot to see kids like that and have to be like, you know,
just joy and it's like, you don't even know
the right thing to say.
And you know, she's from the very early on in her career,
she's like always really connected with sick kids
and Ronan is obviously like a huge,
and she takes that on, she's such an empath, you know?
So I just know she was like really sad yesterday. Like I just know she like smiles for everyone and then she like got in the car and such an empath, you know? So I just know she was like really sad yesterday.
Like I just know she like smiles for everyone
and then she like got in the car
and totally started crying, you know?
It's a lot to like spend all day.
And a lot of celebrities do this,
a lot of them do like make a wish.
There's like the famous video of Florence Welsh
who's like kid's dream it was to sing,
Shake It Off with her and it's like so cute.
It's very heavy, like especially for those make a wish ones.
Like it's very hard.
Yeah, so just a very sweet moment from the Lurd.
And she looked so cute in her new outfit.
Yeah.
I just, I just love her.
And I love that like, she stopped working,
what, three days ago.
She probably flew back two days ago
from wherever she was, Canada.
And it's like back to the community, back to the kids.
Yeah.
And I do also love that about her
because we were all like that age
when we started like loving Taylor Swift.
But now the majority of her fans are like grown women.
And kids are like always the kind of,
what's the word I'm looking for?
Kind of always at like the forefront of like the fact
that she still does the 22 hat, not still,
that she does the 22 hat when like,
she's actually not a pop star for six year olds anymore.
She was, but she's like always keeping kids top of mind.
It's like so sweet.
Yeah, no, she protects the children.
She protects the children.
She protects the children.
She like loves kids.
I mean, everybody loves kids.
No, but some people have like a special love of children.
Yes.
And she does, yes.
The surrogate.
Just makes you wonder.
No, and all the TikToks, like the dancing,
like it was genuinely, it was too fucking much for me.
It was so sweet.
Yeah.
Everything makes me cry.
Like I cried 500 times.
I cried myself to sleep last night
because Jackie sent me the cutest fucking video of her kids.
Like, and I was just, I didn't even know why I was crying.
I was, Jackie, my pillow was soaking wet.
Ben was like, are you okay?
It was, it was reminding me of when Ben told me
that he was playing the piano to Vanessa Carlton.
And I literally could not stop crying.
It was the same exact feeling.
It was, it was like kind of sad.
Even though the video wasn't sad, it was just pure.
It was pure.
And it was the same thing with Ben's Vanessa Carlton piano.
Like pure, you're trying to learn Vanessa Carlton
on the piano.
Jackie, I was in fucking consolable, like seriously.
Cause I was like, and I saw the video already.
I'd seen it earlier that day, but then before bed,
I was like, wait, Ben, you got to see this cute video
Jackie sent.
And he was like, it's so cute.
But like, are you okay?
Everything makes me cry.
The videos of Taylor and the guy being like,
he was like, it was obviously dad's turn
to be in the hospital.
Mom maybe went to work, but mom is the biggest Swifty.
And they didn't get any notice.
I think Taylor just like showed up one day
and the dad's hand is shaking.
He's like, my wife is coming.
So he's like trying to like stall.
He's like, she's on her, she's literally running.
She's went to the Aero store three times,
hand shaking on the phone.
And the kid like doesn't like, he's like,
he's not a Taylor like Stan, you know?
He was just like, she brought everyone copies of her book
and he was like, maybe you can make it out to my mom.
But also it's like, it's so nice for the parents,
like what they're going through.
It's just, she's giving back to everyone.
And then the nurses who took pictures with her
was like, didn't expect to see Taylor Swift today.
And you know that like, I don't like name a fucking harder
job, like the coal miners can never,
being like a pediatric nurse in a hospital, like.
Yeah.
She's such a queen for this.
Like I fucking love her.
Like, and I know a lot of celebrities do this.
It's like actually a very common philanthropic thing
to go to children's hospitals, which is so sweet.
Yeah.
Ryan Seacrest is actually like a huge part
of that children's LA hospital.
Like I think he's on the board,
but he literally, any celebrity that owes him a favor,
he makes them go.
Like it's so sweet.
So she's not like unique, but it's just.
She did it today.
So we're talking about it today.
She did it today.
And she did it beautifully.
And more of this, like all celebrities go, go to all of them.
Like I feel like the LA one gets a lot,
like go to what in Minnesota?
As Taylor did, Missouri, Kansas border.
And you're right.
This is like very like sports,
like the athletes go in their communities.
It's a really nice thing.
This is like one of the really nice things
about sports and the NFL is like,
they require all their players to like do this
four or five times a year.
Like DCC we saw on the show.
They're always giving back to the community.
They meet with veterans and go to old age homes.
And it's really, really nice.
So sweet.
So sweet.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
Yes.
It's random that this is the fifth
and final story of the year.
Cause I feel like it should be more like pointed,
but I liked it.
Whatever.
So Jim Carrey is talking about the potential
for a Grinch sequel and what the movie,
The Grinch means to him
and the way that it's been received.
And we're also getting a lot of interesting facts
about Dr. Seuss and The Grinch.
And I live in a very big Grinch house.
So maybe I am personally invested,
but that movie fucking rocks.
No, and there are many different versions of The Grinch
and nobody in all of Oz has ever done it.
So like Jim Carrey, like it's,
it is the greatest comedic acting feat seriously
of our time.
This is what he said.
He said he'd be open to filming of a sequel
of the live action, how the Grinch stole Christmas,
but with a caveat.
So he said playing his character required
wearing copious amounts of makeup
and being covered head to toe in green faux fur
and heavy prosthetics.
In an interview with Comic Book,
he said he'd do another film
if we could figure out the Grinch.
The thing about it is on the day,
I do that with a ton of makeup and can hardly breathe
and it was an incredibly excruciating process.
The children were in my mind all the time.
It's for the kids.
It's for the kids. It's for the kids, it's for the kids. It's for the kids. It's for the kids.
And now with motion capture and things like that,
I could be free to do other things.
Anything is possible in this world.
Now, as comic book noted,
Carrie would be one of only a select few actors
who would ever be able to portray the Grinch
due to strict guidelines set by the estate of Dr. Seuss
who died in 1991. Per the estate, the actor cast as the Grinch due to strict guidelines set by the estate of Dr. Seuss who died in 1991.
Per the estate, the actor cast as the Grinch had to be of a very particular height and frame. In a letter outlining examples of actors who would fit the characteristics,
Carrie along with Jack Nicholson, Robin Williams, and Dustin Hoffman were mentioned.
Oh great, 50% dead.
Right, but they were just giving examples of the hiding goat.
However, somehow Matthew Morrison passed muster.
Okay.
Well, let me say this because I'm actually not surprised to hear Jim Carrey talking about
this because a video interview he did somewhat recently went viral because he's in Sonic
the Hedgehog movie.
And he's making headlines because he's doing press for his new movie, Sonic the Hedgehog.
And this is like one of the greatest actors,
seriously, of our time,
one of the greatest comedic minds of our time.
And he don't leave his house.
Like he doesn't really work anymore.
And I think a lot of people were shocked
to see him doing a movie for the first time in so long.
And it's Sonic the Hedgehog.
And he was very, I don't know if he was joking,
but he went viral.
He was like, I need money.
Like, and this is what you do when you need money.
Like one of these big stupid, and people were like,
has he really wasted away his $180 million fortune?
Cause that was his net worth like up until recently.
So it kind of sounds like it might be,
because if he's open to doing the Grinch,
like he obviously needs the money.
But the Grinch is actually like, it seems silly,
but it is one of the biggest Christmas movies.
Like it's top five Christmas movies.
He said, when I sit at home and I put on the TV
and I see the Grinch up there being viewed by everybody,
every Christmas, it's so gratifying, it's unbelievable.
There really is truly incredible magic in the universe,
which is true.
And also like there is a written Grinch sequel.
Right, I feel like the story goes on forever.
How the Grinch lost Christmas.
Right, where like everybody loves him. Everybody loves him. And he's like a part of Who forever. How the Grinch lost Christmas. Right, where everybody loves him.
Everybody loves him.
And he's a part of Whoville.
Yeah, and he's in the Christmas tree competition
for who can make the best tree.
That he can't get out of his own way.
But he's still being so competitive
that he ignores Cindy Lou, brushes her off,
even though she's making the most meaningful tree.
And again, he's lost the spirit of Christmas
because he wanted to be the best
instead of being a part of it.
But then of course.
The fact that the story exists
is the only reason there should be a sequel.
If there wasn't, like stop.
Yeah, agreed.
And I think it would be great with Jim Carrey
because he was fantastic.
I know Jim Carrey like doesn't like public life
and he doesn't like being famous.
I think he loves the art of what he does,
but he doesn't like, you know, the celebrity of it all.
But I desperately need like a Netflix documentary.
I feel like he's so underrated
because he doesn't, he's not thirsty at all.
He never leaves the house.
Yeah, and I feel like he's kind of dark and twisted.
Like I would love to know a lot more about Jim Carrey.
Agreed.
I don't think Jim Carrey wants you to know.
He's not interested in being understood.
He just-
Or he's not interested in being like lauded,
like his legacy, like he doesn't give a fuck.
Yeah, it's true.
But I do.
Think about all the movies, like growing up,
Ace Ventura,
Truman Show.
Bruce Almighty, Truman Show.
Like- Liar, liar, liar.
He literally, like that genre of,
we were like low key huge Jim Carrey fans growing up,
but I think everybody was.
We were huge Jim Carrey fans growing up. We had Li everybody was. We were huge Jim Carrey fans growing up.
We had liar liar on VHS.
Like seriously, we watched it every fucking day.
Yeah, because like, I feel like other comedians
of his elk in that time, like don't resonate for me.
Just, I missed it.
Well, we were really young.
A lot of comedians of that time,
like didn't stay in the family friendly genre.
Like he always made movies that were like max PG-13.
Yeah, he never like went on to do like, you know,
Oscar movies, like Steve Carell.
Yeah, yeah.
Steve Carell was like at the same level as Jim Carrey
for a while, but then he decided he wanted to be like Oscar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, he's, he's one of a kind.
No, I'm here.
I'm ready for Grinch 2.
And I'm ready for the untold story of Jim Carrey.
Honestly, I think it would, he doesn't care,
but I think like it would.
He could, he could write a book.
I feel like that would be a really good medium for him.
Yes.
He would have full control, you know,
tell the parts he wants to tell.
But I feel like the documentarians of the world
are always looking for like the next big thing, you know,
like it's Jim Carrey.
Yeah, yeah.
So go knock on his door, like bother him, earn his trust,
give him Final Cut.
Yeah, Final Cut Pro.
If you gave him Final Cut, he would do it.
What the hell do I know?
And also he wants the money.
Remember the rumors that he was dating Ariana Grande?
Yeah, I believe them.
He also- I think about that all the time.
Wants the money.
Does he have children?
I don't think so.
I don't think he ever married.
Where is all his money?
Maybe he really likes the high life.
Maybe he's got a plenty.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
He has a daughter, Jane Carey.
That's nice.
Maybe she was in a TV show called Defying Gravity,
the untold story of women's gymnastics.
Oh, interesting.
And maybe she likes Birkins.
And I'm sorry, he was married.
This is how private he is.
He was married actually from 87 to 95.
So five, hell, eight years to Melissa Womer.
She's an actress.
Well, her name is Melissa.
It was Melissa Carey.
Wow, she went all the way.
We need to know more.
Jim Carey, Wives and Girlfriends. I wanna know girlfriends. Like Carrey, wives and girlfriends.
I wanna know girlfriends.
Like how has he not had like so many flings?
Renee Zellweger, Jenny McCarthy and more.
Love.
Oh my goodness.
Linda Ronstadt, they duo dated for eight months in 83.
Melissa Womer, who he married.
They share a daughter, Jane, from 87 to 95.
Lauren Holly, I guess she was his co-star in Dumb and Dumber,
another movie that he did, in 96.
And they got married for less than a year.
Renee Zellweger, they met on the set of Me, Myself,
and Irene.
They were engaged from 1999 to 2000.
Carrie, later called Zellweger, the great love of his life
during an interview with Howard Stern in 2020.
So 20 years later, he said that.
January Jones, 2002.
Shit.
Oh, Anin Bing.
The designer?
The designer.
She was a model at the time.
They dated for a year before pulling the plug
on their romance.
And I feel like I might've known this Jenny McCarthy.
A year after meeting in 2005,
they went public with their relationship
and then called it quits in 2010.
So they dated for a significant amount of time.
After Jenny McCarthy claimed in 2012
that Jim Carrey turned his back
on her then 10 year old son,
Jim Carrey told Us Weekly in a statement,
I will always do what I believe is in the best interest
of Evan's wellbeing.
That's weird.
Excuse me.
Then after that, he dated Angel Joseph
with the former America's Next Top Model in 2011.
This man has had a million girlfriends.
Anastasia Vitkina.
I mean, he's been famous for 50 years.
Oh, this is where things get weird.
Several months later, so this is what, 2011.
I don't know how old he is.
He was linked with an NYU student, Anastasia Vitkina.
How old is he now, 60?
Then in 2015, oh right.
Remember he was with Kathriona White, who died.
Yeah.
So they dated from 2012 to 2015. It was ruled a suicide by prescription drug overdose.
He was also implicated in two wrongful death lawsuits
filed by her ex-husband, which were eventually dismissed.
I remember that.
And then that's his last known public relationship.
Oh no.
And then Ginger Gonzaga, a Canada native,
went public with a Space Force alum
at 2019 Golden Globes party.
And then they split in October.
So he went on a date with someone.
But he's also definitely like,
he likes to have a girlfriend,
so he's definitely dating people,
but maybe now more quietly ever since like the tragedy.
And Ariana Grande for sure.
It's so funny how like Taylor Swift
has had a lot of boyfriends.
Seriously, not as many as Jim Carrey.
I was, the list never ended.
Well, Claudia, he's been in the public eye since the 80s.
It's true, it's true, it's true, it's true.
It's actually not even, that's not even a lot.
It's just a lot of time has passed.
The passage of time is significant.
I feel like we go down rabbit holes every now and then
that like are uninteresting and that we've been down before.
That was like one of the most interesting articles
I've ever read.
No, I know, I need more now.
We need them on the pod, Dream Guest.
Should I add them to the list?
Add them, a thousand percent.
He does not do interviews.
He certainly doesn't do podcasts.
Even though he went on Howard Stern.
No, and like, we're so low stakes.
Come on.
Listen, we'll cut out whatever you want to cut out.
We'll suck your dick.
We're not here to expose anyone.
Like we literally only want to have our faves on.
This is for fun.
Come, talk about Sonic.
Talk about whatever you want.
I don't give a fuck.
We literally don't give a fuck.
Okay, let's dive into the TV recap segment.
Should we do Yellowstone or Southern Charm first?
Do Yellowstone because I think it's shorter, it sounds like.
It is, nothing happened.
I have nothing to recap except there were two notable cameos.
One, unfortunately, Bella Hadid.
This has put me at a crossroads, Claudia.
I don't know where to go from here.
I hated the episodes so much.
I have three episodes to watch
and this show is like one of my favorite,
it was a safe space.
They said next week is the season finale.
Why didn't they call it the series finale?
Oh, I don't know.
Me and Ben were so confused.
We were like, is this an Easter egg?
They're confusing, okay.
So she was in the episode quite a bit.
Like I seriously just did my best to act
like she wasn't there. She please Taylor's
Sheridan's girlfriend?
Yeah, but she's getting dragged for it.
It's like, okay, sure.
And he obviously like didn't wanna wrap up the show
without putting himself in it like a little bit more
and making himself out to be like this cool guy
horse trainer.
Beth was like, to Bella Hadid, like, what are you seeing him?
Like he's such a dick.
And she was like, have you ever seen him ride?
And then they did like a whole slow-mo of Tyler Sheridan
like riding the horse.
And Beth was like, I get it.
Like, okay. It was Taylor Sheridan writing fan fiction
about himself, okay?
It was actually cringe.
I'm upset.
But the more notable cameo
that I cannot believe nobody is talking about,
I couldn't get over it.
And it was such an unremarkable part of the episode.
Beth goes to a bar and just wants to fuck with some guy.
She's like, picks some random guy out of a crowd
and is like, you're a loser and you suck a cock once.
Like she just, and the actor is Bart Johnson.
Coach Bolton, seriously, I had never been so happy
in my whole life.
It actually kind of like undid all the negative thoughts
I had about casting up until that point of Bella Hadid.
Oh my God, I was cracking up so much.
His, like his character was was literally on screen for five seconds
as a big loser.
And-
Blake Lively's brother-in-law.
Blake Lively's brother-in-law.
And Beth was like,
once you suck a cock, you're just a cocksucker.
It was so funny.
Not Colch Bolton.
No, no, it was so fucking funny.
I didn't see enough people talking about that.
And if I had to recap any other part of the episode,
I actually couldn't, it was so boring.
I don't spoil the plot in case I'm able to.
No, I'm not.
But every single episode this season
has been an hour and 15 minutes for literally no reason.
They could cut the 15 minutes.
They could fit the whole thing in 10 minutes.
Yeah.
And I like that they draw it out.
Like there's a lot of unnecessary conversations.
They've got 14 million viewers.
They've got ads to sell, let them be.
It's the end of the show.
Like unless they can move us all to Landman,
it's over for them.
Well, I wanted to say something.
There was a lady on my flight when I was flying down to you
right in front of me watching Landman
and it actually looked so good.
I heard really good things about Landman.
However, I did see a scene that was really terrible
between- Me too.
Between the dad and the daughter.
KFC from Barstool posted it.
Yeah, I saw it there too.
It was like cringe incest, like weirdness.
It was so weird.
It was him asking the daughter
like if she's having sex with her boyfriend.
Stop, tonight.
It was so fucking weird.
And when you hear land man, what do you think of?
Land man.
No, come on, close, really close.
Landman.
You're a?
Landman, you're a bad man, she said.
She said.
It's gonna be top man by James Keeney.
I think of Sandman and Spidey,
but I also think of Mr. Sandman.
Bring me a drink.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
So there's a lot there,
but I've also heard this show called
blank is the best show ever.
It's called blank and you wanna fill in the blanks.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're referring to.
What channel is it on?
It gets advertised on Paramount.
Hold on.
I'm gonna find the show because I actually,
I've heard so many great things that I think I'm gonna find the show because I actually, I've heard so many great things
that I think I'm gonna watch it.
Olivia's watching Paramount shows, hold on.
Paramount shows that Olivia O'Shea is watching.
Lioness.
Haven't heard of it.
You haven't?
I've heard that that's the one to watch
from a number of different places.
1923 yet?
No.
Oh wait, hold on.
Let me add it to my plate.
That Brendan Sklinar in Africa.
Plate.
Every time they went back to Montana in that show,
I was like, no, go back to Africa.
Like, it's so good.
Okay, so 1923 and Lioness one day.
And I started 1883 and I thought it was boring.
Yeah, I didn't finish 1883.
All right, now please tell us what went down in
Charleston, Southern Charm. Southern Charm.
Last night, season two, the gang's all back.
So we're dealing with, JT is seriously like the craziest
actor, not that he's an acting,
but like as an actor,
as a human being, like literally so crazy.
So first of all-
I believe the word you're looking for is person.
Yeah, individual.
So last episode, like he has all this beef with Austin
and also he like an ATV fell on him during the off season.
So he's like walking with a cane now.
And he decided he had this like really terrible idea to,
they stopped, they were going to some horse race
and he like got canes for everyone as like an olive branch.
It was so weird and he had like a really bad pun
and it made me uncomfortable.
So I'm not even gonna repeat it.
But it was just like loser behavior.
And what he did was he gave a cane to everyone,
like ha ha ha, making fun of his own cane.
And he gave a cane also to Miss Patricia.
And-
And how did she receive that?
She absolutely hated it.
Everyone was like seriously dying.
Like you don't give a keen to an eight year old woman.
Like seriously-
Yeah, who actually doesn't need one yet?
Like-
Uronic behavior.
So he's kind of has to like deal with the fallout from that.
But then he goes to like play golf with Shep and Craig.
And it's just being like really fucking crazy.
Like saying the wildest stuff about how like
he thinks that Madison's husband is worried
that JT and Madison like got together in Jamaica.
Like he's not, nobody was thinking,
nobody's worried about that.
Like he's just like really,
I don't know why I didn't see it last season,
but like biggest loser ever.
Out there?
Yeah, really, really crazy.
Miss Patricia had an Easter brunch
where she invited just, you know, the top tier of the cast,
which I used to, I don't know if I've gotten older,
so I have more appreciation for Patricia
or she's like backed away from being so involved
in the drama and is just like hosts people
and doesn't like say nasty comments about people.
I don't know, but I'm really appreciating her value
in the show now and I love her home.
And she's so close with Madison who is literally
the greatest of all time.
Like
I saw that clip about, I didn't know her husband
at that work cancer.
Yeah, that was really sad.
They were like making breakfast
and they were just being like so adorable
and her son Hudson, he's 12.
And I was like, what a beautiful, perfect thing.
And then like, he starts complaining about this pain
in his throat and we find out that this is what's going on.
He has thyroid cancer and now he's having some complications
and then they're just sitting down for breakfast.
And he just like, it turned so sad.
She also had been wanting to like have more kids with him
but those plants have been put on pause
while he's going through this. So it was just really sad. But also had been wanting to have more kids with him, but those plans have been put on pause while he's going through this.
So it was just really sad.
But then I was listening to Madison
on Skinny Confidential Podcast.
And what I didn't realize,
but this seemed to have been well known,
is that Madison was doing hair and makeup
for the cast of Southern Charms.
She was in the crew for many years
before she went on the show.
So I thought that was so interesting.
And she went on the show as Austin's girlfriend,
but also like it seemed like production
like could tell that she,
like let's get this girl in front of the camera
and it worked out really well that way.
But now as far as like leading ladies on the show,
like it's Madison Cho, she's like narrating it.
She gives a lot of the commentary as like the voice
of reason and she's just, I love her so much.
She's like so gorgeous.
It's insane. And I just, she's just, I love her so much. She's like so gorgeous. It's insane.
And I just, she's hysterical too.
So when she found out that like JT is like saying this stuff
like she's next week, she's gonna,
she's eating him for breakfast.
Can't friggin' wait.
Then Craig and he's at his house, which is so beautiful.
Showing us his gardens, his spritz,
like just living this quieter life.
Shep is like dating this girl who it seems like
based on previews and also on Watch What Happens Live,
like is totally using him.
And it's like in the end, really, she's like Miss Bahamas.
That's, she is like, you know, a pageant winner,
Miss Bahamas.
Of the Bahamas.
Of the Bahamas, she's obviously like very beautiful
and very young and like, I think just like wants
to be on the show and is like-
Obsessed.
Using Shep.
So that seems to go south,
but Taylor's dating a new guy who,
they seem really good together.
I don't know why Shep was talking.
And does Shep still like pine for Taylor?
Shep is the reason why Shep and Taylor
didn't work out and aren't together.
So she's like saying her grandma wishes it was me
and her parents wish she was still dating me.
And it's like, I'm sure Taylor at some point,
which she's moved on, like let her be,
like you don't want a future with her.
So why can't you just support her being happy
with anyone else?
And it's not Austin, you should be pleased.
Right.
So just good to see the gang really.
Yeah.
And I don't know, I just, I love the world of Southern charm.
It's a beautifully shot show too.
Like everybody looks nice, The houses are nice.
Charlton is Charlton is pretty.
And then Claudia, you're gonna be livid.
So they were having brunch Easter brunch at Ms. Patricia's.
There's a new cast member named Molly.
She's been like in the background of other,
if someone's guest here, she came to a party with Whitney.
She's had like stuff with Whitney over the years.
And she's very open.
She used to be a model, but she has a,
like a thyroid issue and she's gained a lot of weight
over the years on and off, up and down. She gained 45 pounds in 2020. She used to be a model, but she has a thyroid issue and she's gained a lot of weight over the years,
on and off, up and down.
She gained 45 pounds in 2020.
She's lost 20 of it.
She was talking at the table
how she's got 15 more to go, whatever.
Then they were having cupcakes for dessert
and she made hers like a sandwich,
like you said in your gender reveal.
And she's showing everyone how she eats it
and Whitney's like, that's the last thing you need.
Claudia.
And he thinks he can say that because they're like old friends.
And she didn't even, she's like, it wasn't even,
she probably was, she was hurting.
She said like, what the fuck?
But like, she didn't even give it to him
like it needed to be given.
But it was like so awful.
Like I don't know how Whitney is still around.
And not enough people are making, I feel like if it was anybody else who said that It was like so awful. Like I don't know how Whitney is still around. Okay.
And not enough people are making,
I feel like if it was anybody else who said
that they'd be canceled overfinished,
like I don't know why,
maybe because Whitney's like not an internet person.
Because it's his show and he's like a producer.
I don't know, but it was just like, what?
I mean, also like pot kettle, you are so ugly.
Like those in glass houses,
you can't be commenting on other people's looks.
Like, okay, maybe you don't struggle with your weight,
but you struggle with your fucking face.
Oh my God, I'm so mad.
No, it was so crazy.
Like you should be banished.
It's always the uglies.
It's always the uglies.
Like nobody like outrightly beautiful
is ever commenting on other people's looks.
Let's just be real.
No, it was so crazy.
And also she's a beautiful girl.
Like, and even if she wasn't-
Oh my God, I fucking hate him.
Hate. Wow, that's such a beautiful girl. Like, and even if she wasn't- Oh my God, I fucking hate him.
Wow, that's such a crazy story.
That's like, you don't see that a lot. Like-
No, in 2024, like doesn't everyone know on television-
Literally the last time I remember seeing that was-
Pauly?
Jersey Shore, yeah, when she said-
Oh no, I'm saying it's just a key.
When he said to Chloe about a big dinner.
Oh, oh no, I'm thinking of before that Jersey Shore
where they're in Atlantic city for like a fun weekend
and they're all fighting, but like Snooki,
they're at dinner and he's like,
she's still, he says pass the roles
and situation was like, you don't have enough of those.
Jail.
That's why they sent you to jail.
Yeah, I know now that at the time he was probably
on like about 60 per cassette a day.
So like maybe I'll make an allowance for it,
but like I'm still upset on behalf of Snooki.
No, and then also when like Alex's weird fucking cousin,
Polly said to Chloe, like you don't need,
she said we're gonna have a big dinner tonight,
like, cause they were on the cast vacation.
He was like, you don't need a big dinner.
Jail.
Wait, also this happened on Housewives.
Somebody said to Margaret,
Teresa said to Margaret, like big dinner.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
She never misses a dinner, something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
She was like, can we just eat, like stop fighting?
And Teresa's like, well, you would never miss a meal.
Fucking bitch.
I literally like, there's, even if I don't even like you
and somebody calls you back, like,
I will defend you till the day I die.
Like it bothers me so much.
It's so crazy.
So that was just like really crazy that that happened
like going on 2025 on my television
for someone who's been on TV for 12 years
and is an executive producer and should know how to behave.
Right. Like have you learned nothing?
Right.
Let's dive into our final segment.
The seventh thing we needed to get to today.
The seventh thing I hate about you.
Yeah.
You and Barre Johnson.
Queenie and Weenie.
So Queenie and Weenie is the weekly segment
where Jackie and I like to wrap up the week,
put a little bow on things and give two awards.
Queenie of the week and Weenie of the week
to two different people.
One who, someone who acted like a queen.
It could be a person, a place or a thing.
It could be, you know, an entity.
And Weenie of the week, somebody who acted like a Weenie.
Now it's not somebody who broke the law
or somebody who did anything like terribly hurtful,
but just, you know, like a fun little seven day title.
Although today's Queenie and Weenie
will be like a three week title, cause we're going off.
So that's unfortunate.
So I'll start with my Queenie, shall I?
No, I think we should start with Weenie
and like end the whole show on like a really positive note.
Okay, well my Weenie of the week is MGK.
Cheating on your pregnant girlfriend
who's your twin fire flame, so.
Blood sister in Christ.
Like they're always like sharing blood.
It's such weenie behavior.
It's more than that, but like, what is you doing?
And not being able to stop texting bitches for five minutes.
Like weener, grow up.
I love that.
He definitely crossed my mind for potential.
Now I had two.
Which one do I want to go with? Give me the runner up and then crown.
The runner up and she's not really weenie,
but she just did something so weenie this week
on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Like I remember when I saw Garcelle
butting into the conversation being like, I agree.
I remember thinking, I'm like, oh,
noted for weenie of the week
in case nobody else does anything more weenie.
Like, and I hate to do it because I'm-
No, no, I'm sorry.
That's definition weenie.
Like MGK is actually an asshole, but like, weenie?
I agree.
Yeah, and it's like, nobody asks.
And I'm such a ride or die for Garcelle.
Like, we know you, we already knew that.
Whatever anyone said against Ari,
we know that you agree.
And to read, like not engaging with that
and being like, I'm sorry, was that English?
Queenie. Like, it made it so weenie like, I'm sorry, was that English? Queenie.
Like it made it so weenie like even more.
So she was my runner up,
but honestly like watching Yellowstone last night
and seeing Taylor Sheridan, like Jackie, you need to see it.
He like, we know that he's like this world renowned
horse trainer, right?
But Beth actually has to go down to him to ask for a favor.
So we see how he lives his life, like selling horses,
you know, sexy girls in the pool and like playing poker
and deep frying corn dogs.
And it's just like, this is how he wanted to be perceived
by the world, Taylor Sheridan.
And it was so, like,
and the whole scene like, have you seen him ride?
And then he's like in his arena,
like chasing around this little bull.
Like it was just, it was actually so losery.
It's major weenie of the week energy.
Okay, I love that.
Yeah.
Now Queenie, share yours with me.
Mine is definitely like a little bit.
It's not about this week in particular.
It's really just like my Queenie of like the year.
Okay, this is not my Queenie of the year.
My Queenie of the week though,
is something that we talked about
on next week's Patreon episode,
but we haven't spoken about here,
which is that at the Hard Rock Seminole Casino this weekend,
someone won over $2 million at the casino.
And the Girlie Swery live show
was at the Hard Rock this weekend.
The odds that this person is a toaster are extremely high.
So my Queenie of the Week is the toaster
who likely won almost $3 million this weekend
at Girlie Swery's night out.
I know she's not-
I know she won it in Florida,
so like the tax situation is much better
than if she had were to win it in like a casino elsewhere.
I don't feel like this person's gonna come forward
because like they're dealing with a lot.
She shouldn't.
It's like, you know, when you win the lottery,
like everyone starts coming out of the woodwork,
like she's not gonna come forward publicly.
They start acting different.
But in my heart of hearts,
I know that a toaster won $3 million this weekend at Gizmo
and like that's my queen right there.
And if it couldn't be me, I'm happy it was her.
Yeah, and I'm happy that we brought her there.
Like we're a part of that.
A thousand percent.
I like we just over cut, but okay.
My queenie is a lot of people actually, you know,
we have had such a wonderful year
and I just wanted to wrap up by saying thank you
to so many of the people who make the show go round.
Mostly our sponsors who are so ride or die. Like, you know,
we do the show. I'm in charge of the ads and we have so many repeat sponsors who
love, we love working with, who love working with us, who keep the lights on here.
So to them, I want to say thank you to our wonderful team at dear media who sell
those ads and keep the lights on. I want to say thank you to our amazing agents,
Barry, Ben, Erica, all of them, the team,
just Queenies over the team, our fabulous PR swirlies,
like everyone we work with.
Our attorneys.
Our attorneys, Jess, we love you, Jess.
Everyone who helps just champion us and who loves us
and works with us and like, just, it's just,
it's amazing to have so many fabulous, mostly women.
Yeah, that's right, we champion women.
Almost every single person on our team,
aside from Ben is, and I'm not talking about my husband,
like a different Ben, is a woman.
Gabby and Marcus, like everybody.
Just, we are so blessed.
And then of course, every single person
who tunes into this show.
Like, whether you tune in every day,
only Fridays because you love Queenie and Weenie,
only Wednesdays because you love dear toasters
Whatever it is however you contribute into supporting our show whether that's big or small liking an Instagram post or you know joining the patreon
It truly means the world to Jackie and I we absolutely love what we do when we get to keep doing it because people show
Up and as long as you guys show up we will too. We'll probably show up even if nobody's here
It means the world we have the best fucking job
We have the best listeners.
Getting to go on tour this year
and like see them in real life
and everybody getting dressed up
and like bringing funny signs and gifts.
Like it was just the definition of pargy-lish.
And everybody I just mentioned
is seriously the biggest fucking Queenie of all time.
That's so beautiful and so meaningful.
And I completely agree.
This community is filled with Queenies.
If you're listening to us right now, you are the Queenie
and we love you dearly.
And however you listen.
No, but if you're hearing these words,
as we're speaking them, you're a Queenie, just know that.
Just like look inward, what do you see, Queenie-dom?
I see Queenie behavior.
Queenie-hood.
So that is so beautiful.
I completely concur.
Thank you to everyone who helps make the show go around.
Thank you to our partners and our teams and our partners,
our families, just everyone in our world.
Shout out to Ben.
I don't know what we would talk about
if we weren't making fun of him half the time.
And he's such a good sport about it and he's the best.
So shout out to him.
Our roses are of course our husband.
Per-u-ge.
Per-u-ge.
Per-u-ge. And yeah, I hope we're not missing anyone.
That would be so awkward.
I know.
But I feel like, no, think about who we sent holiday gifts
to.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Yeah, all of our TNN partners.
So Shannon, Ben and Josh.
Of course, Shannon, Josh.
And the Redheads.
The Redheads, Dana.
Just every right now.
I don't want to wrap up because then, you know,
it's really over even though we have tons of content
coming on this week.
We do.
And if you're listening to this episode
and you're very sad that we're taking a two week break,
just know there is content over at patreon.com
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And literally you could start right now
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You wouldn't even be done.
No, you wouldn't, like not even half.
No, you would have to stay up all night
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