The Toast - Jackie Wrote A Book!: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast for a very special Hump Day episode because I am in studio, which like she's always in studio. This girl, she doesn't stop working. She lives at the studio. But she's in the studio with kind of like a crazy special guest. It's Jax. Yeah, that's right. Jax and Claude in studio.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Haven't been in studio weeks. In a few weeks. It's goodax Yeah that's right Jax and Claude In studio Back together Haven't been in studio Weeks In a few weeks It's good to be back It's so amazing To have you here sis I'm so grateful To be here
Starting point is 00:00:32 Love podcasting with you Love podcasting together In person But let's be But let's be real We're here for a purpose We are here for a purpose I wasn't just gonna
Starting point is 00:00:40 Break my bed rest For nothing No for something worth it For something worth it And this is for sure Worth it Because I have an announcement to make secret project reveal secret project reveal I don't make a lot of announcements you don't you because you don't even like to use the word announcement like you take that word you don't take it lightly yeah but this but this is an announcement it's an announcement to end all announcements I think so I would say I think it's the biggest announcement no it's an announcement? To end all announcements.
Starting point is 00:01:05 I think so. I would say. I think it's the biggest announcement. No, it's not the biggest announcement I ever made. Because I feel like that would be like pregnancies. Yeah, I guess. But it's up there. It's up.
Starting point is 00:01:14 No, it's seriously up there. It's a fellow labor of love. Because I have written a children's book. You guys, you're not fucking ready. The Camper and the Counselor. If you're listening as a podcast, highly suggest coming to YouTube. Because I have a copy of the book and I will be showing you some of the illustrations. It's the cutest book.
Starting point is 00:01:35 It comes out on October 10th, but it is available for pre-order now wherever you pre-order your books. Amazon, Target, Barnes & Noble, IndieBound, Walmart. wherever you pre-order your books, Amazon, Target, Barnes & Noble, IndieBound, Walmart. And I think we all, I think we all learned the importance of pre-order when I was promoting my book. It's so important to support authors in their pre-order phase. So it's so nice. You know, you spend the money now, a few months from now you get a little gift. Right. It just shows up at your door. We were just talking about this on the redheads, how pre-ordering is like with books too. Like it just shows up on your Kindle. On yourle it just shows up at your door you don't have to like set a reminder okay her book comes out october 10th so i would highly recommend pre-ordering it and i would also really appreciate
Starting point is 00:02:13 it it would mean a lot to me uh this is the camper and the counselor and of course it is inspired by my story of the camera and the counselor that has been living rent-free in my head since 2018 if you've been a toaster for a while, you know the shtick. I am the camper. Margo is the counselor. Which is, like, so disgusting because I'm sitting right here. It's so disgusting towards turdy. It should be called the turdy and the turdy.
Starting point is 00:02:36 The turd and the turdy. Maybe the sequel. The sequel. The turd and the turdy. I like that. I like it, too. So let's talk about the, well, tell me, you know, I don't want to give it any way spoilers, but what is the premise of the book? And you know, who is this book for?
Starting point is 00:02:48 Because I have an idea in my head who the book is perfect for. So that's a great question. Who is this book for? It's listed as ages one to nine because I, this is Harry's favorite book. Like it is a great book for the newborn phase because it rhymes. I was not going to write a children's book that didn't rhyme because I don't read children's books that don't rhyme. No, I don't fuck with children's books that don't rhyme. Like don't read children's books that don't rhyme no I don't know fuck with children's book that don't rhyme like what are you doing if you ain't rhyming it's no fun to read a children's book to your child that does not rhyme couldn't agree more and when I sit down to read a book to one of the kids like I literally am Cardi B like I'm so on point I'm obsessed with iambic pentameter so much so I went over your book
Starting point is 00:03:21 a few times to make sure that the iambic pentameter was on point we went over every verse over and over again like clapping it out making sure it hit the right notes and it does it's so good you guys like good luck getting through it without crying it is the sweetest thing if you went to camp like you know how as like a young person camp is so magical and the book totally captures the magic of camp like if you have like even more like the remotest like warmest feelings towards camp like you're gonna die if you went to camp if you have a kid going to camp I feel like it addresses that whole you know homesickness thing it's ages one to nine because you can read it to your newborn baby or toddler but then also at eight years old kids start going to camp for the first time and it's a really great prep book for a kid
Starting point is 00:04:04 who's going to camp for the first time I mean I went to camp at six right I went to camp at eight years old kids start going to camp for the first time and it's a really great prep book for a kid who's going to camp for the first time I mean I went to camp at six right I went to camp at eight which is the standard age snitch went to camp at five yeah she had she had like her whole family yeah all the sisters were there so like what's she gonna spend the summer at home right come on over to camp and oh my god we just loved camp if you listen to the show you know we're like obsessed with camp so this is like such a natural extension and I think we can officially remove my irrelevant book from the from the the acrylic placard and place yours I think that we can this will be a ceremonial changing of the book guard oh my god it kind of goes with our aesthetic but I know I'm also just gonna have to like take it home every night because it's
Starting point is 00:04:39 truly Harry's favorite book no and if you like our cameras aren't that high def but if you like really zoomed in you would see like the pages harry's like tearing at him chewing on him ripped out one of the birds there's all these like he loves birds and there's birds throughout the book and he took one as a souvenir can i can i read like the first page yeah i was gonna read like up until not me making this about me no no i mean you could but um let me just read the first page it's so cute like you could read the first page and i'll read the second page okay the camper and the counselor by jackie ashrae illustrated by polina karmazova who did the most amazing job like these i'll show you also show everyone my favorite
Starting point is 00:05:16 page okay fine okay fair it's the first day of camp my bags are tightly packed my duffel trunk and pillow are all neatly stacked we bump and and we bounce up curves, bends and hills. The windy camp roads give me goosebumps and chills. Dad, you want to read the second one? Sure. It's so camper. It's so camper. We're here, I yell as we pull into the drive.
Starting point is 00:05:38 We've made it to camp. I'm so glad to arrive. Yeah, and we all have it memorized at this point. It's 32 pages. And you could add it to your Goodreads. I at this point. It's 32 pages which you know and you could add it to your Goodreads. You could. I'm looking forward. It's on Goodreads. I will be adding that to my yearly book count. I'm looking forward to adding it to mine. This is Claudia's favorite page which this one. Let me see. Yes oh my god. So the camper is of course redhead. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:00 I didn't really like see a camper who like really looked like me it was probably like the chubby one running in the back of the pack that was probably me but the red-headed camper is so cute she has green eyes she literally looks like Jax curly hair and on this page she's kind of she's eased past her homesickness and she doesn't even realize that she's so far from home because she's having such an amazing time at camp she's reflecting on the good times she's reflecting on the good times she's in nature she's with the leaves. And here is, I forget, I don't know what page this is, but she's just like living her best life. And I couldn't be more obsessed with this page. Like you really need to see it in person, which is why you should pre-order it. The camper and the
Starting point is 00:06:37 counselor.com. Yeah you really need to experience it in person. It is, this book is, you want me to put it here? Uh yeah. Maybe I'll show my favorite page. Yeah. What is my favorite? I mean they all have my heart. I think they all are amazing pages. Oh actually you know what I think my favorite page is like the last page and I don't want to spoil the ending. Oh my the ending you guys I'm like seriously good luck not crying. It's so fucking cute. No I used to read the book in all its different iterations to Harry like throughout the first year of his life because I wrote the first draft when I was nine months pregnant with Harry. So over a year ago and honestly the book just wrote itself because this story has been living in my head yeah you all know I've been LARPing as
Starting point is 00:07:12 camper and counselor and I've always dreamed of it being a children's book but I was in no rush to like write it especially before I became a mom but then when I was pregnant and I was quarantined and had all this time on my hands and I was like let me take at it. No, I remember the first time I heard it via FaceTime. Chills. Yeah, the first time I like read it. Well, so first I took a stab at it. I wrote my first draft. The words poured out of me.
Starting point is 00:07:32 It's changed so much since then. But you know, the general story is the same. But like the first time I read it over Harry's crib, just like based on notes on my phone, he was probably like one week old. He loved it. He enraptured. No, no the thing is Harry's got taste it really is his favorite book right now I'm not even exaggerating and that warms mama's heart
Starting point is 00:07:54 it's the cutest thing the camper and the counselor.com it's so good like it's perfect gift of course if there's a mom in your life if you are not a mom or you're an auntie it's perfect for that if there's like a toaster in your life who's having a baby it's a perfect baby shower gift if you're a godmother if you're an uncle if you're a dad if you're a mom if you're a sister you're an auntie like whatever it is it's a great gift and the best part is that you don't have to be a toaster to enjoy the story there's no inside jokes in there it's for kids everyone yeah it's for everyone. But the Toasters will know like the origin story, where it comes from, and how much it
Starting point is 00:08:29 means to me. It is the sweetest thing. I'm obsessed. Mazal Tov. Welcome to the author club. Author club. So this is like a podcast hosted by two authors. It's a very literary podcast.
Starting point is 00:08:39 It really is. It actually has been for a while. Yeah. But now it's two authors. If only like 2019 me could see us now i know should we change the name of the podcast to two authors one cup no two authors one book even though we have two books but like yeah i think it's i like mine better okay even though i'm an author who for the life of her cannot pronounce submersible.
Starting point is 00:09:06 What's, why do you need to pronounce it? That's what it's called, the submarine. That's submersible. Sub. Sub, yeah. Everyone's saying sub and it's because they don't know. Because it's not a submarine. It's a submersible.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Okay, everybody, I said yesterday submersible. And then I was like submersible. Summer, wait, what would you say submersible submersible that's so easy yeah submersible
Starting point is 00:09:29 but I feel like they're making it extra complicated it's a submarine and for what it's a submarine what what
Starting point is 00:09:35 we're gonna talk about that we are but you can get my book for pre-order link in my bio we'll post it everywhere today on Amazon just search me
Starting point is 00:09:43 Jackie Ashrae it's called The Camper and the Counselor. And it is my pride and joy. I've worked so, so hard on it. Especially in the last few months. Like that's when everything really revved up. Page layouts, illustrations.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Yeah, all the illustrations and like putting together the book happened in like the last two months. But all the writing like happened first when I was pregnant. And then it was like shopped around. Not really. And then in the fall I did all the writing like happened first when I was pregnant and then it was like shopped around. Not really. And then in the fall I did all the writing editing. So. It's so good. It's really been a labor of love.
Starting point is 00:10:12 It's a book full of love. It's a book full of love. It's a book that radiates love. And you know what? It's so wholesome. Like the message is just. Fun. Fun.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Good times. The power of female friendship and mentorship. The power of female friendship and mentorship the power of female friendship and mentorship yes and just having like good old-fashioned fun that's it no it's so true like getting outside being with your darlies like some of these children's books I'm like what is the message like the one that I was reading um I'm not gonna put any on blast like I was like is this about death oh is this a that I was reading, I'm not going to put any on blast, but I was like, is this about death? Ooh. Is this a metaphor for death?
Starting point is 00:10:48 No, but I do think some children's books are meant to help with difficult topics. Of course, no, but there are some that are like, what is this about? Even when we were doing the Cat in the Hat recap, people were like, it's a statement against working mothers. Come again? Because the kids are home alone with the goldfish, and this is the ruckus that goes on. Honestly, I could see that.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I don't know if that's how Seuss meant it. Yeah, I don't know if that's how Seuss sees it. That's how Seuss sees it. But yeah, some of these books, I finish them,
Starting point is 00:11:14 like I read them to Ari, I'm like, what was the point? What did we learn? What did we learn? What were we supposed to learn? And so what are we going to learn from the camper and the counselor?
Starting point is 00:11:22 That you have to trust the process. You have to bloom where you're planted. You have to bloom where you're planted. You have to bloom where you were planted. And it will all work out and you'll be better off for it. It's about a leap of faith. It's about a leap of faith. I love that. So pre-order now.
Starting point is 00:11:39 I'll be reminding you up until October. Don't worry. Don't worry. I feel like they're worried. You shouldn't. You shouldn't. If you forget today,. Don't worry. Don't worry. I feel like they're worried. You shouldn't. You shouldn't. If you forget today, slips your mind. There's always tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Tomorrow I'll tell Ben. He has to promote it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ben's Reddit. Ben's Reddit. Ben, like the way we all, like the iambic pentameter like takes over and you get in and you're like, I'm so glad to arrive. Like you become a nut job.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Yeah, you do. And I will be doing readings throughout the promotional process. You know, little spoilers here and there. So people can really kind of get the voice down once the book arrives. Works for me. That's kind of like where Maverick came from. Remember you just like said, give me a page, any page. Give me a word.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Any word. And then we heard about the beauty of Maverick. Pre-order. CanberraTheCounselor.com. You know who loves this book? Maverick. Actually, I haven't spoken to himCounselor.com. You know who loves this book? Maverick. Actually, I haven't spoken to him in quite a while. Things have been kind of tense.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Ever since you opened up. Yeah. Like, open to Bane for him. And he didn't respond. Respond. Did you ever hear from him? Never heard a word. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:12:37 But, like, I wouldn't even know how to contact him. I don't know if he would know how to contact me. He would know how to contact you. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, you're easy to find. Well, I'm wide open, Maver you. Yeah I guess. Yeah you're easy to find. Well I'm wide open Maverick. Except for Ben. Yeah um well we've got a great show today. We do have a great show. It's Wednesday which means dear Toasters. The stories they came together in a flash you guys. This is
Starting point is 00:12:56 the sort of week we were just getting cocky and like saying oh we're too good for the fast five like this is the sort of week where the Fast Five fuels me. I was genuinely Devastated. Devastated yesterday that I was not on the show because three of the five stories I felt so deeply passionate about. Of course, one, we will still be talking about today
Starting point is 00:13:12 because it is the story. It's a developing story. And it's global news and everyday people are invested and that is the Titanic. And the fact that there's Titanic news and I wasn't here.
Starting point is 00:13:21 It's devastating. But you know what? I don't know if there could have been a better person. No. Costasi's so obsessed. No, she's so obsessed obsessed it was as if it was me sitting yeah yeah a pregnant yep titanic file yeah no it's perfect and she gave some great insight on vanderpump rules she was a great if you haven't listened to the episode highly recommend she was great yeah she was great i really enjoyed it did you get to i didn't talk to you yesterday i didn't talk to you yesterday because I was in Boston doing a spritz meet and greet which was fabulous
Starting point is 00:13:47 thank you to everyone who came and I wanted to tell you about the thing that happened to me in the middle of the night but I actually wanted you to hear it on the podcast first were you dying uh yes but like the fact that you couldn't take any responsibility for your role. What the fuck did I do besides literally get up to piss? No, I know, but like, I don't know. It's just like, that just doesn't happen to people, you know? No, but let's go back. My role? Your role, like, first of all, if you see a figure in the door,
Starting point is 00:14:17 like, that's your husband. You know his shape. By the way, that, of course, but rationale and logic when you're in like a panic situation, never persevere. course, but rationale and logic when you're in, like, a panic situation, never persevere. It's always. No, but you're always screaming. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Not you. I'm victim blaming. You're victim blaming. Because I just, like, literally, you'll be sitting here and, like, the door, literally, the door opens here. And you can't see. And you know you can't see past the light. And you scream every time.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I'm very easily scared. Yes. So when somebody opens the door, I'll literally, my heart will stop. I'll be like. Yes. But this was not like a it was like I know oh my god not you like invalidating my entire experience I'm not I'm not but like it took two like and also you posed a question who is it scarier for I don't know but obviously it's scary for you you think there's someone in your house but for Ben he's like stumbling through the dark and just hears a scream oh my god i i literally hate you i'm so glad you weren't here yesterday bitch
Starting point is 00:15:11 because you would have like invalidated my entire thing my entire experience scary regardless and what's so crazy obviously is that of all hours of the night the two of you got up at the same exact time well i have to imagine when i got up to pee it like rustled ben a little bit and then he was like yeah i should pee yeah there's been a few nights where I've gotten up to pee recently. And it's also like the same time. Like if Zach falls asleep on the couch, like it's the exact same time. Like I get into bed and then he comes in. I'm like, did you hear me?
Starting point is 00:15:34 Maybe. And that like alerted him like, oh, it should be bedtime. Maybe, but like I don't make a peep because I'm sharing a room with Harry. Right, right. So I literally don't make a peep. Maybe. So that's the coincidence. No, but I don't mean to invalidate your feelings it was crazy it is it was crazy you but you guys are crazy but we're not we're just like simple human beings trying to get through life you're crazy
Starting point is 00:15:57 people who love to scream no we I am very easily like scared and like, I'm the perfect person. Like you hide behind a door and you like a boo. Yeah. I will have to go to the hospital. Like I'm, and it's not, I don't put on a front. Like I, I wish I wasn't like I probably three times a day does my heart stop. Yeah. And like, how blessed are you that you don't have any creaky floors?
Starting point is 00:16:20 I know. That would have alerted you. That's really like why people are always like, when are you moving to Florida? Like I can't live in a house. Houses make so many sounds. I would be up all night. But you would hear if someone was coming into the bathroom. Maybe, yeah. Maybe I would have more than one bathroom, you know? Yeah, you do have more than one bathroom. I know, but my guest bathroom, I cleaned out my closet and I had all these bags for donation and I shoved them in the guest bathroom because I didn't want them like cluttering up my house. So the guest bathroom, I
Starting point is 00:16:44 got rid of them yesterday, but the guest bathroom has been out of commission which is why me and Ben were sharing a toilet got it and because you didn't turn a light on that too yeah and what was that about who turns the light on in the middle of the night that that's rude oh I like I'm peeing so much in the middle of the night now I close the door behind me and I turn the light up a little bit actually we have a light in our bathroom through the dark we have a light in our bathroom that just lights up the floor fancy it is really fancy but like whatever I'm just peeing in the middle of the night I'm not even washing my hands it'll be 10 seconds like I don't flush in the middle of the night either I haven't been because I don't want to wake up Bruno who would bark and
Starting point is 00:17:15 wake up Harry yeah like it's also just an insensitive thing to do it's a chain reaction 100 I don't know but if the person's in REM they're not gonna hear the flush he wouldn't hear the flush you just I don't know. I don't want to risk it. I'll do it in the morning. It's a problem for tomorrow me. Yeah. That's what I've been doing too.
Starting point is 00:17:31 All right. I feel like we should dive in because we have a lot to get into today. We also have a dear toasters. And we have the curds that are, you know. Back on their bullshit. It can't be like last week when we were just like podcasting till no end. We also have dear toasters today. We actually have a submission.
Starting point is 00:17:42 I feel like we're always talking about mothers-in-laws. We have a submission from the mother-in-law it's interesting to get her perspective she's a real sweetie I'm so interested to get yeah it'll be good so I think we should dive in because I am like feeling you're a future um yeah I'm a future toxic mother-in-law 100% and proud so without further a did it did it, here are the past five stories that you need to know. And today's episode is brought to you by Mattress Firm. Mattress Firm's Mattress Matcher is a unique quiz to help you find the best mattress for your needs from the convenience of your phone or computer. So they're going to tailor the results of their quiz for your desired mattress size, comfort level, sleep position, sleep disruptors, and more. Sleep is so personal. Mattresses are
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Starting point is 00:21:26 Critical equipment has arrived in a last chance effort to save the Titanic sub passengers. Search crews desperately racing against time to save the passengers on the missing Titanic-bound sub had three U.S. Air Force planes deliver critical equipment and tools to Canada late Tuesday in what was described as the last chance to rescue them. The massive C-17 Globemasters, which were believed to have been flown from New Jersey and North Carolina, landed late Tuesday in Newfoundland. Newfoundland?
Starting point is 00:21:53 Newfoundland? Oh. I don't know. It's giving dark shoes. It is. Where they were met by several flatbed trucks, the cargo was frantically placed onto trucks which made their way with a police escort to the waiting horizon arctic a canadian supply
Starting point is 00:22:10 ship that said wait sale oh my god i think i saw them what do you mean last night what did you see oh my god we were driving home from b I did my meet and greet in Boston last night and about I think we were somewhere in Connecticut and they said that it drove from no and they were going the opposite way they flew to Canada oh and then drove to the ship is it possible that I saw them um no okay I don't think so because on the other side of I-95 literally there was standstill traffic. And when we finally reached like what, there was like four enormous trucks
Starting point is 00:22:49 holding up like the entire, I don't know what it was, but we were like all so confused trying to figure out what it was. Crazy. You don't think that was it? I mean, it could have been. And there were police escorting it.
Starting point is 00:23:02 I mean, you were going to Boston. And so these ones went to... No, I was driving home from Boston, but they were going the other way on the I-95. Right. And it's about 300 miles off the coast of Newfoundland, but 900 miles off the coast of Cape Cod. So maybe they were going to the Cape.
Starting point is 00:23:16 I'm telling you, I might have seen it. You might have seen... Yeah, sure. Something. Wow, crazy. Maybe I was like a part of the rescue efforts. Let's just say that you were. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:25 So they went to the supply ship and made the joy voyage to the middle of the sea to try and find the sub that's missing this so that they said this is the last kick at it this is the last chance there's no other chance than this rov underwater vehicle to find the um the sub But also I saw this morning that they're hearing some sounds using sonar that sounds like banging. So if the sub is still intact and the passengers are still alive, they might be like banging to... To what?
Starting point is 00:23:56 To make sound? Because the radars would pick up sound. Yeah, they wouldn't be banging to try and get out because getting out doesn't help them. No, they would be banging to be found. There's a bunch of different theories floating around. Getting out does't help them. No, they would be banging to be found. There's a bunch of different theories
Starting point is 00:24:05 floating around. Getting out does not help them. No, it kills them. Yeah. There are a bunch of different theories. One of them is that
Starting point is 00:24:12 like at some point on the voyage to the Titanic the whole thing imploded. Yes. Because now where all this footage is coming out
Starting point is 00:24:17 of like the inside they made all these videos before it's extremely poorly made. It's like, you know put together with like a remote control from a PlayStation
Starting point is 00:24:24 and a piece of duct tape. Like it's not a fancy military grade piece of equipment. It didn't meet a lot of the regulations that like they would have had it meet. But this is private. Yeah, it's not like a government or a military. Private sea travel. So the people who signed the waivers. And I think, did you see that Simpsons producer?
Starting point is 00:24:44 He had written a story that he did this trip oh my god and the waiver and even the first page said death three times damn yeah but he talked about like his experience going down and how it's like so different for everyone like when they went they kind of got like lost on the seafloor were like looking for the titan not lost in a bad way but they couldn't find the titanic by the time they finally got to the titanic they only got to see like the anchor in the hole because they had to go back up they were out of time oh damn um but then the next day a new trip went down and they got to see the whole thing so this has been done many times not like so many but it's been done successfully yes
Starting point is 00:25:16 okay interesting um and I don't really understand because when me and Stassi yesterday were looking at pictures of this submersible, there's like a little window. There's just one window. It's not like a thing made of glass. So you can't see. So even though you're in this thing, when you actually get to the Titanic, they're showing you the wreckage on a screen. Oh. Well, can you look out the window and take turns?
Starting point is 00:25:40 I'm sure. But like they're showing you on like this just doesn't seem like a good investment yeah because you know I could do it for free I go on YouTube and watch it on a screen too of course but if you can see it out the window and you're like there sure it's cool especially if you're like a thrill-seeking adventurer right and perhaps like a history buff right one of the people who's rumored to be on the submarine this time is like a French Titanic expert.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Got it. There is also a someone who's on the submersible. Their, I think, nephew or something. Stepson. Stepson is making waves
Starting point is 00:26:21 because he posted on social media last night that, you know, the search is underway for his stepfather and he has decided to spend that evening at the blink 182 concert he posted on social media at the blink 182 concert I know it seems like odd timing for me to be here but my family would want this they know how music can help me during a difficult time and um no it was crazy it was like by the way go to go off like go to the concert I'm not going to
Starting point is 00:26:46 judge anyone for what they do during a difficult time but like you like genuinely like you don't need to post everything you're doing on social media like if I had heard this like if you told me like oh you know I happen to know that guy's son and he went to the concert like I wouldn't think it's weird but the posting on social media is weird yeah like that's what makes it weird yeah and obviously everyone felt the same because it's like headline news. Right. What did he write exactly? Okay. Pull it up. It was just like a very um just we didn't need to know this. It might be distasteful being here but my family would want me to be at the AppLink 182 show as it's my favorite band and music helps me in difficult
Starting point is 00:27:22 times. Okay like thanks. they're so like at the end of the day this is such a sad story and all like all the experts who are weighing in on this are saying like it's relatively hopeless that these people will be found and chance that they'll be found and found alive now we're like under 24 hours of oxygen left right and you know that's assuming like nothing's gone terribly wrong inside. Like somebody hasn't become, like I said yesterday, like Lord of the Flies. You know, people can get crazy when they think they're about to die. So it's all very unlikely that this will end happily. And it's so sad. But now, like all the information about this company has come out, Ocean Gate. And it's like, it's an amazing that this company hasn't been shut down, that people have successfully gone and come back up. Like that this is the first time,
Starting point is 00:28:12 you know, something so bad has happened because it's like, it's hella unsafe. Yeah. But I think that when people sign up for this, like they, they do know what, that there's a risk because we're also like hearing from other thrill seekers who have pulled out of this based on like what they saw.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Yeah but I don't really think that like one of these wealthy people would bring their 19 year old son if they like really thought there was a good chance they weren't coming back like yeah there's like a risk every time you go bungee jumping sure but this is like another level. Yeah this is another level. So I don't think anyone would like bring their child if they like really thought it was so dangerous yeah i mean and like there was an article written in 20 there was like a whistleblower at the company being like this is so unsafe and he was fired yeah because they just like want to get down there right like regulations and getting up to all these different codes would take years yeah right right if they wanted to like go about it the real way yeah but those codes are in place
Starting point is 00:29:09 for a reason right so crazy I feel as though like everyone's talking about this it's just so crazy that it's all about the titanic no it's the titanic claiming more lives I know and it's just like the titanic is like cursed of course but it's just like this Titanic is like. Cursed. Of course. But it's just like this magnet. Like people. And I'm. I am. Magnetized. Magnetized by it.
Starting point is 00:29:31 But like the way that people are obsessed. You know you're so right. And I'm talking about me. Yeah. It's a crazy thing. If somebody had offered you a seat on this thing. For free. Like no money.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Oh my God. I'm not. I'm not a thrill seeker you're not at all that would that does nothing for me like oh my god never no I'm like what's the opposite of a thrill seeker I'm like a chill seeker literally like I will I've never been but like um bungee jumping no I've never done like the craziest thing I ever did go out of a plane no no I've never skydived like the like for me like when I think about the craziest things I've done in my life it's like jumping off of like a really high rock when I was in the bvis and it was like the scariest thing and
Starting point is 00:30:10 it was quite literally 10 feet oh yeah I jumped off like a big boat once yeah yeah that was like pretty that's crazy yeah and um we did the leap of faith in the Bahamas yeah this like really tall water slide which is completely safe and like fully regulated it's for kids it's for kids yeah i'm not a thrill seeker i avoid thrill at all costs i kind of like going in fast cars nope except you drive with your husband i don't think i'm ever gonna get in the car again with him i don't think you should we got back from boston boston is a minimum four hour drive right we got home from boston in two hours and 45 minutes last night. And we only had one like near death experience. And honestly, in Ben's defense, it was not his fault. We were in the left lane and all of a sudden,
Starting point is 00:30:51 and we're going fast because we're on a highway in the left lane. There's no signs. All of a sudden these cones appear and it's like the left lane is closed. So it's like you have to merge to the right lane. And to the right of us was this enormous truck. We had no idea our lane was ending. Ben handled it. He got, we were fine.
Starting point is 00:31:11 But yeah, we almost died. But you know what i was in bed my my event my event was at seven ended at seven excuse me i was in home showered in my bed watching shrinking at 10 o'clock that's crazy and i'm happy for you in that instance but he's out of control no I know like I we drove back with him from One Republic over a year ago One Republic remember we went um a year ago at uh Home Dell no it's so funny I remember going I don't remember being there I thought it was like a sister's night no he was there he drove us yes you know what I do remember we got home so fast and it was horrible yeah but like the thing is, and I will say about Ben, because I don't...
Starting point is 00:31:46 I'm in no rush. Oh, Ben. Oh, yeah, that's Ben's thing. He's like, he watches the waves. If it says, you know, estimate a time arrival, 9.30, he will not rest until the ETA goes down minute by minute by minute
Starting point is 00:31:59 till like 9.30, we'll get there at nine. That's, it's just not... And he's not rushing towards anything but i just do want to say in ben's defense he's a crazy driver he's not a bad driver and he's really not an unsafe driver he's just a very fast he's just a very fast driver and i just don't think we need to be going that fast no and like with our new car which will hopefully be picking out today or tomorrow um i'm only driving with you yeah no i'm definitely worried about it because like all right it's ben's parents car. Like sure. Do your worst.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Oh, right now. But like, this is my name on the insurance. Like, no, we will be driving the speed limit at first. Great. Yeah. Love to hear it. And so crazy on our way, on our drive to Boston, it's basically one long drive. It's like not like a million directions.
Starting point is 00:32:37 You're just on this one road for like a hundred miles. Like the entire time we were stuck behind a car that is the car we're picking up. Same color and everything. And it's a kind of an off the beaten path color. It's not just like white or black. Have you told people what car you're getting? No, I'm saving it for the vlog. Oh, okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Except there were girlies at the meet and greet yesterday. They're like, did you drive your new car? And I was telling them because like they came all the way. Which one did you just, which one did you wind up going with? Oh, good, good, good. Yeah, it was, you know, it was more, but more is more. Yeah. It's my first car.
Starting point is 00:33:03 And I just want to say like the way I'm so influenced in terms of car purchasing by the Real Housewives like I wanted a car that could be seen on the Real Housewives and that I've seen other housewives drive like I know that's weird but like the car that I got I feel like most of the women in Atlanta drive oh that's interesting that didn't influence my decision at all except once we decided not to get this one car then on Kardashians Kendall drove to um her horseback riding lesson it's a it's a Land Rover Defender we thought about it like we were almost gonna get it and it's cool but like it's just a little too cool for me you know Kendall she's like so different yeah it's like extreme and it's really it reminds me of like Prince
Starting point is 00:33:41 Philip like are you hunting it's a hunting car What are you doing? But then I decided not to get it. And then, of course, Kendall shows up driving it. I think that's okay. I think it's okay, too. If Chloe had shown up, I would have been really devastated. Yeah. Well, we're wishing for the best. We'll keep you updated on the submersible.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Hopefully that these banks, like hopefully. So if they run out of oxygen, obviously they will all pass away. Do they continue searching for like the remains? I think so. It's not a recovery mission. It's not a rescue mission. It's not a recovery mission. Yes, I think they will continue searching for a period of time.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Yeah. But it's crazy. It's like everyone's coming together. Talking about this. Who pays for the rescue? Like which country you mean mean and like from what funds well they're in international waters correct yeah so it's i know you know canada's in there america's in there france i think is in there everybody's it's all hands on deck and also
Starting point is 00:34:36 these people are from all over they're not only americans or brits there's a guy from pakistan arab emirates yeah um So it's a global affair I think maybe the UN Gets involved I don't know Right but it's like But the taxpayers pay for Yeah
Starting point is 00:34:51 Their country's involvement Right I don't know Just curious You know it's a good question I'm just curious But then also I'm sure If there wasn't these
Starting point is 00:34:58 Rescue missions Like the families These people are all billionaires Like the families would I'm not worried Pay whatever they need to pay They'll be fine They'll be fine
Starting point is 00:35:04 But just curious Yeah just Just kind of curious cat are you ready for our next story yes are you i am but i was just seeing pictures of the equipment on the trucks and i wanted i was like should i show it to you to see if that's what you saw okay it's not a great it's not like great pictures it's like cargo where's the truck no yeah it was obviously we have to talk about one more thing what and no this doesn't help me that dumois got a tip that everyone's okay yeah dumois got a tip basically saying like i know people who are on the crew like everyone's been found and they're all alive like god willing but i i don't even think i don't think dumois is like you know has that level of intel yeah only like if that were true i pray i pray
Starting point is 00:35:51 but only like the president has that level you know what i mean like maybe the president wrote into dumois i could see it happening i know i'm keeping uh just checking what do you mean like do you like refreshing yeah refreshing you know i don't think there's any news right now but of course i think once we wrap, something will happen. But if Dumas' tip is true, then it should be forthcoming. Yes, that's true. If. That's a big if.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Some other global news from yesterday. Yeah. The Louis Vuitton men's fashion show. Star-studded. In Paris was star-studded.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Jay-Z and Beyonce stepped out together. Kim, Zendaya. Ri, Ri, Ri and A$AP. Yes, Gwen Stefani. I don't know if I would include her in that. Kirsten, Kristen Davis, Nina Dobrev.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Okay, so high-low. Oh, sorry. These are just people. Alive? Just people who are alive? Yeah, literally. So Nina Dobrev wasn't there? Okay, that didn't sound right.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Like everyone I said after Zendaya. No, okay. Gwen Stefani, Kristen Davis, and Nina Jobrev just didn't fit in that group. No, they were just like, this is an article. It starts with the Louis Vuitton show, but then it goes to celeb spotting. What other celebrities are doing?
Starting point is 00:37:01 Celeb spotting. No, the Louis Vuitton show was in, where was it, Paris? Yeah. It was star-studded. Everyone's like quaking over the video of Zendaya like walking over like all these benches
Starting point is 00:37:10 to get to Jay-Z and Beyonce and say hi and they give like warm hugs. Law Roach was with her also giving hugs. Where was Law sitting? I don't know. It was before the show started
Starting point is 00:37:19 so they weren't like at their seats. They were just like chilling by the water. I'm sure he was sitting front row with Zendaya. That's not going to happen again. Yeah, and they were like wearing like the water. I'm sure he was sitting front row with Zendaya and that's not gonna happen again. Yeah, and they were like
Starting point is 00:37:25 wearing like coordinating outfits. I'm not worried. Yeah. Kim was there wearing like a spandex bra and leggings and I just... Terrible.
Starting point is 00:37:34 No, like... You know, at some point when you like, you know, obviously work and represent a brand, like you just wear what they tell you to wear. But I think Kim
Starting point is 00:37:42 has enough influence. Kim gets a rack. Yeah. We've seen it before Yeah And I just don't understand This like athleisure style Like the world's
Starting point is 00:37:51 Biggest fashion show Of the day Like what are you doing? No it was It's a It's not a good outfit Rihanna and A$AP Looked amazing
Starting point is 00:37:59 In these like matching Co-ord Light blue Monogram Like obsessed Beyonce wore this like big yellow item. Like everyone was really doing the most and Kim's wearing leggings.
Starting point is 00:38:08 And like, I just don't get it. It's not even about the fact that she's like wearing leggings. Like if it looks amazing, then it would look amazing. But it just, it really did not. It's leggings and a bra. Leggings and a bra and a big fanny pack. A big fur fanny pack. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:22 And heels. Yeah. I just don't know personally like a leggings and heels girl no not not really like outside of pregnancy like where you would have to be wearing leggings you know what i mean yeah that's fair but um but at leisure i hear i hear what you're saying yeah so it was fabulous and i loved all the content coming out of it especially from Rihanna. Rihanna looked so I love the way
Starting point is 00:38:46 she just dresses her bump and she just bumps it out. You know? I loved that. It was a gorgeous day in Paris. It was. And everyone really showed up and show out.
Starting point is 00:38:56 I think like there was Including Gwen Stefani. There was a Pharrell tie-in. Yeah Pharrell was there too. I think like it was a collab collection something like that.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Cool. Very cool. And it was men's? And it was men's. I think like it was a collab collection, something like that. Cool. Very cool. And it was men's? And it was men's. I feel like the men's Louis Vuitton show was always like a bigger deal than the women's. Because men's for so long was Virgil, that's why. And all the celebrities went for Virgil. And now I think they like still go for Virgil.
Starting point is 00:39:15 And like Pharrell now is collabing. Very cool. Love to see it. But the Louis Vuitton women's is always like very cool, very fashion. Yeah. But it's not like Beyonce, Kim. Yeah. I mean, Beyonce doesn't just like go to things.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Especially she's on tour. Speaking of tours, Taylor announced yesterday like the biggest world tour of all time. Like I never saw so many international dates. And she's going to like, you know, every, some places feel like natural, you know, like London, Manchester. But like there were places on there. I was like, wow, so random. Like, you know, Chile, I think.
Starting point is 00:39:45 No, Chile, she's not going to. And the president wrote her a letter asking her to come. Oh, that's why. Okay, wait. Oh, not me taking down the whole set. Hold on. Let me read you all the dates.
Starting point is 00:39:52 And there's like multiple. She's setting records, of course. She's playing the Melbourne or Sydney cricket arena, which seats 100,000 people. Jeez. Yeah, it's really major. Okay, let me read the cities. The Chilean fans are mad,
Starting point is 00:40:04 but also the Filipino fans are really mad. Because they were doing that thing at the mall. Jeez. Yeah. It's really major. Okay. Let me read the cities. The Chilean fans are mad, but also the Filipino fans are really mad. Cause they were doing that thing at the mall. Exactly. Me, me behind the mall. Four in Mexico, three in Argentina, two in Brazil,
Starting point is 00:40:14 three in Brazil, three in a different part of Brazil, four in Tokyo, two in Melbourne, three in Sydney, three in Singapore, two in Paris, one in Stockholm, one in Lisbon, one in Madrid Paris one in Stockholm one in Lisbon
Starting point is 00:40:27 one in Madrid one in Lyon France two in Edinburgh good Edinburgh Edinburgh Edinburgh in the UK I'm two in Liverpool one in Cardiff two in London two in Dublin two in Amsterdam one in Zurich, one in Milan, one in Gelser Kirchen, Germany, one in Hamburg, Germany, one in Munich, Germany, one in Warsaw, Poland, one in Vienna, and then two more in London at Wembley. So yeah. She's going to Warsaw. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Like really kind of niche. Do you think she'll do like March of the Living? I hope our queen will take some time while she's in Germany and Poland to learn about their history and you know what went down there. I do. I actually do hope so. Me too. I feel like she's busy.
Starting point is 00:41:13 She's busy. But I feel like when you go like abroad, like you're always doing stuff like. Yeah. As an American. Yeah. Are they all like really close dates to each other? She's just going like hopping from Germany to Warsaw. I already exited it out.
Starting point is 00:41:24 I don't know. But it looks like it's, you know, pretty back each other. She's just going like hopping from Germany to Warsaw. I already exited it out. I don't know. But it looks like it's, you know, pretty back to back. That's a lot. I'm exhausted. No, it's crazy. No, I'm exhausted for her. People didn't know if she was going to do. But like, I think everybody hoped.
Starting point is 00:41:35 And that's like the biggest tour I've ever heard of. Yeah. And like, it's not just the classic places. No. Like, of course, Paris. Of course, London. Of course, Tokyo. Of course, Australia. But Edinburgh, Manchester. All those random places in Germany. Yeah. classic places like of course Paris of course London of course Tokyo of course Australia but
Starting point is 00:41:45 Edinburgh Manchester all those random places in Germany yeah like as an American pop star that's that's major like I feel like Harry Styles does a lot of international but he he's not American you know yeah and it's not like he did a huge American tour he just sat up at a machine and waited for people to show up yeah and same with Staples Center yeah so it's very interesting Queen just like kind of doing Queen shit being the biggest star in the world yeah I feel like And waited for people to show up. Yeah. And same with Staples Center. Yeah. So it's very interesting. Queen just like kind of doing Queen shit. Being the biggest star in the world. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:11 I feel like there was some Taylor news. Like she did something. She went out to dinner with Gigi. No that wasn't it. Maybe it was like a song or something. Well there's rumors that the Lover Deluxe album is coming. But like I have to get off Swift Twitter. Oh Cruel Summer.
Starting point is 00:42:24 It's a single. Yeah. And there is a music video I believe. I don't know if she's announced. Twitter. Oh. Cruel Summer. Is a single. Yeah. And there is a music video. I believe. I don't know if she's announced that yet. And she was supposed to make it a single. In 2020. But then like with. COVID.
Starting point is 00:42:31 She didn't. But you know what? It's good. Because the song is having like a renaissance. Because it's the opening song. Of the Eros tour. It's like doing like. 100 million streams.
Starting point is 00:42:40 A day. And she's like. That's never happened to me. Where a song from four years ago. Is just like popping off. So I couldn't do it then. But I can it now and I'm glad because like Lover really is so good we were talking about this but like what people know from Lover people who are not like big Swifties who just listen to the radio they know me they know you need to calm down does she do me
Starting point is 00:42:58 at the heiress tour no but it was me was a single you need to calm down was a single Lover is good and the archer those were both singles too but like they're really not reflective of like what the album holds yeah so i think in a lot of ways like lover didn't reach its potential until now because people didn't look into it because what was representing it was not yeah me and you need to calm down are like yeah tough tough songs so for people to actually hear you know cruel summer death by a thousand cuts like miss americana those are like the real true pop bangers of the So for people to actually hear, you know, Cruel Summer, Death by a Thousand Cuts, like Miss Americana, those are like the real,
Starting point is 00:43:27 true pop bangers of the album. For people to now hear Cruel Summer on the radio, I think they'll be surprised. Yeah. And I'm happy. I love that. I love that too.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Ooh, my bladder. Um. I don't like have to pee, but it just like, you know what I mean? Your bladder's like saying, hey Jax,
Starting point is 00:43:41 I'm here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it's fun. It's fun. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah, unless you want to pause bladder's like saying, hey, Jax, I'm here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fun. It's fun. Are you ready for our next story?
Starting point is 00:43:48 Yeah, unless you want to pause and pee. No, no, no. Okay. No, I don't. No. Zoey 102 trailer drop for the movie based on Zoey 101. Okay, you guys. I rolled to the back of my head.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Okay. I was ready for that because I hate reboots. I hate all of it. I don't even hate rebootsots but like literally who asked for this nobody besides Jamie Lynn who asked for this nobody really asked for this but I watched the trailer did you watch the whole trailer I was surprised by how good of a premise it is and like I feel like it could stand alone as just a movie outside of being a reboot outside of being a reboot it's based the plot is that um Quinn and Logan are getting married okay Zoe is
Starting point is 00:44:32 like been single and struggling Chase is I think he brings like a date to the wedding and Zoe like brings a fake date but like it's really about like her and Chase like reconnecting at their high school friend's wedding which would be a movie no it's it's a fine premise but like it's really about like her and Chase like reconnecting at their high school friend's wedding which would be a movie no it's it's a fine premise but like the way I don't like wait up at night I think that like the cast of Zoey 101 thinks that the fans of their previous show wait up every night being like what's what are they gonna drop today like I don't think anybody cares like honestly no I don't think anybody cares really Like honestly. No I don't think anybody cares really today. But like Zoey 101 will always. They've left us wanting more obviously.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Like Jamie Lynn exited the show. I guess. And we were not done with it. Like it was such a great and cute show. It was an amazing show. So they think that like this is the next step. And as far as other like reboot things that we've seen. I just actually feel like this is a decent idea.
Starting point is 00:45:23 It just looks like a cute rom-com that's based on the characters of zoe 101 cute it really i was ready to like be eye roll to the back of my head i thought as you know gonna be like zoe is a teacher at psa and she's like and it's sad yes sad no sad sad it was not this is like a whole separate entity like you could watch this movie and have no idea what zoe 101 is and just like for sure for sure two high school like i'm just falling in love like the way the cast on social media and even like the people magazine exclusive is like the fans have been waiting we haven't i just want to say as a fan of zoe 101 we have not been waiting i don't think about zoe 101 there are shows that i think about it like that i say oh my god i need
Starting point is 00:46:03 them to get back together like i need some sort of like I there are shows Zoey 101 is just not one of those shows for me and I just feel like the way it's so blown up everyone and I feel like over the last couple of years they've literally like said a million times like it's happening and it was like a commercial like it was a song right whatever we we don't care like and I think I speak for everyone just let me know do I speak for everyone you speak for me like I didn't care but I was then surprised by how decent it looked power mount plus is like a good streaming service like they don't put out crap you know yeah I'm sure it'll be good but like genuinely who's been asking for this it's like you've all been asking who
Starting point is 00:46:40 you know they could find a tweet that says anything I know they could find a tweet that says anything yeah but there are like actually things people are waiting for you know and I just don't think this is one of them not to be like so negative no and it's like if we were waiting like the clock ran out a long time ago and they like used when they had that music video they pretended it was going to be like some reboot a few years ago they were all posting like something's coming they posted the key yeah they used honestly they wasted the good surprise they wasted the good surprise on that agreed well anyways i'm being optimistic and that's so unlike you i know i was really surprised by how the trailer made me feel okay yeah okay you should
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Starting point is 00:50:35 Thank you, Turdy Lou. You're welcome, Jackie. Our next story, a little love news. Literally, Kevin Love and Kate Bach shared the first photo of their newborn baby. The Miami Heat star who welcomed his first child with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Bach on June 10th shared the first photo of the couple's newborn baby over the holiday weekend. He was pictured holding their bundle of joy on his chest while at home in
Starting point is 00:50:57 Miami, Florida. And then she reposted the photo saying, mine. I follow Kate Bach. Me too. I mean, she didn't post her pregnancy, but the whole thing escaped me apparently same a month ago she showed off her bump at an event opening and missed it and then she shows up on Instagram like with a baby yeah and I've genuinely never been so shocked same because it's not like we're invested we talked about their wedding they got married at the New York Public Library we talked about their wedding at length like we were obsessed I follow her on Instagram
Starting point is 00:51:27 how did literally how do we miss this I do not know plus she gave birth right before game five I didn't know he was on the heat and that he was in the finals Cavaliers I thought he's on the heat oh okay okay did he then they won no they didn't oh The Nuggets won, right? So beyond my expertise. No, I'm pretty sure the Nuggets won. How do we not know this? Who won? I just feel like it wasn't made like big news. I know.
Starting point is 00:51:54 But the Nuggets kind of like does sound familiar. I feel like because the Nuggets won, it wasn't big news because like they're not like. Fancy? Like a fancy famous team yeah I just feel like like I don't care you know no I know I feel like if it was the heat and it was Kevin Love like she also would have she posted like a roundup yesterday about like how these big life moments were happening at the same time and she would have said like they won yeah yeah but she didn't but I saw a picture of like him holding a trophy.
Starting point is 00:52:25 That's why I thought he won. Just like what's it called? Like who won the NBA championship? NBA finals. Yeah. That's what I just. The Nuggets. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Okay. The Nuggets won. Congratulations. Happy for the Nuggets. Both chicken and plant based. It's crazy that that's a name of a basketball team. Such a good point. Nuggets.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Yeah. And like a nugget. i feel like nug is like what people call pot is it and denver is like like a pot state so you can get that i don't know let's google why are they called the nuggets because i don't think i'm wrong in that like that pot is referred to like when it comes in like a little cluster you might be right but the team was named so long ago like right nuggets refer to the 19th century mining boom in colorado when people rush the area hoping to make their fortunes by panning for gold and silver nuggets i kind of love that i was kind of like thing i know i didn't say it oh shut up so you knew that but you just chose to withhold it just like it crossed my mind it was like something about gold sure like gold nuggets yeah sure sure but I didn't say it sure yeah no I knew
Starting point is 00:53:30 that I knew it too I like knew it but I didn't want to share it because like I was like didn't want to be embarrassed by how smart I was you had your pot theory no but I like I was just that was just a cover because like I really knew that it was about the gold well you learn something new every day did you see those memes The only reason why I know Is heat burst nuggets Because I saw those memes That it's like
Starting point is 00:53:48 You're saying that You're watching like Heat nuggets Like it sounds like You're microwaving That's funny I didn't see one piece of content From the NBA finals
Starting point is 00:53:57 Like I didn't even know Once it stopped being LA and New York Yeah but like Once the Knicks got out Which was very early on Like I didn't It wasn't very early on
Starting point is 00:54:04 It was like First round or second round second maybe second um who'd beat them heat heat and they ended up winning and they ended up winning no they know the way like I don't care You know It's so amazing Yeah Yeah I just you know Good game Yeah But do you ever watch
Starting point is 00:54:31 Like every time I watch A basketball game Like when they sing The national anthem Like it is always atrocious I feel like they're trying To recreate like the Fergie moment for themselves
Starting point is 00:54:40 And they refuse to have Who are you referring to? I just And it's not even Celebrities It's always like randos It could be like a local You know
Starting point is 00:54:48 Star I love a local star I hope to be one one day Always bad At the end And like basketball Well whenever I go To sporting events
Starting point is 00:54:58 Like the trade off Is like fine I'll go But like we have to make it For the national anthem Because it's like my favorite part Yeah And there's something about Like being in the arena When everyone like takes Their hats off and chants Like it's always good It's always moving But I'm go but like we have to make it for the national anthem because it's like my favorite part yeah um and there's something about like being in the arena when everyone like takes their
Starting point is 00:55:06 hats off and chants like no it's always good it's always moving but I'm just saying like every time I watch like a football national anthem like it's solid it's definitely a dream of mine to sing it you should go for a basketball one because the bar is obviously very low you have standards for the land of the free that That was literally so good. I feel like you could sing at like a Rangers game. Like New York Rangers? Yeah. And the home of the brave. Consider that my audition. So good. We've like a few times over the years, like no one ever followed up with us, like kicked around the idea of like, it was very minor league stuff. You know, I have to.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Like Tony and I, like, you know. You throw out the first pitch. I throw the first pitch and Claudia sings the national anthem. And like, it's a dream. It's a dream. Even though like in actuality, like if the offer came across my desk, I would be quaking. Like I would, I might even turn it down.
Starting point is 00:56:03 I'd be so nervous. You would rise to the occasion. I would rise to the occasion but I'd need like a few weeks because I'd have to start doing like my vocal lessons again yeah no but you would be amazing oh say can you you just need to like get through it you don't need to be amazing like you just need to be good and you just need to not over sing it yeah no I wouldn't try and do like as I was singing before I was going to do like the Whitney Houston brave the brave but no I would keep it just like that sounded good I would fuck it up you have to if you're not Whitney Houston you have to keep it simple and like rocket red glare that's like the hardest
Starting point is 00:56:39 part and I just killed it and I'm sitting down But you also got to start at the lower key. At the key of your choosing. The bombs bursting in air. That was different. Okay, we'll take that. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. That was good, no? You guys, someone who works, I know one of these bitches works for a sports team. Then I could do the Fergie. Oh, say does the star of the sky, spangled. Honestly, I could see how she got so carried away. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, headway. Like I could see it. The song like takes over. And you're standing there. you're oh oh oh my god oh my god you can't point at a person like that this proved my point from earlier i thought there was a bug i'm pointing at your i thought it was a flag i thought it was about
Starting point is 00:57:37 i'm seriously like i have to go to the hospital i'm not okay i'm pointing at your flag bitch the hospital i'm not okay i'm pointing at your flag bitch you can't just point at me like point prove it i really thought there was a bug you were like like you were just like that's what you're doing there's a bug on something you're like oh my god there's a bug your sweater you just did it again that's exactly how someone reacted there was an actual bug on me i'm so glad we got that on camera. I'm so glad that now you guys know I wasn't just being a bitch at the top of the show. Like she scares so easily.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Oh my God. Too easily. I'm really not okay. I need help. But continue with your singing in your sweater. Oh, my sweater, yeah. That's what I was pointing at. Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the
Starting point is 00:58:46 A little flat. Brave It's just such a beautiful song. I would put respect on it. I love that song. Of course. Would you wear that sweater? Probably.
Starting point is 00:59:00 You could wear this whole outfit. Honestly, there are so many baseball games. Are we done with the stories? Oh, we're running out of time. So I'll just let you know that Tyga and Avril Lavigne. We're not running out of time. You have to pee? No. Oh, we're not running out of time.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Sorry. Are you okay? Tyga and Avril Lavigne broke up. Who cares? Right. That's your fit in the final story. But what I wanted to say is there are so many baseball games. Especially coming up.
Starting point is 00:59:21 In a season. We're about to be in baseball season. If any of you work for the Mets or the Yankees, you guys have, like, I'm sorry. I'm gonna put it out there because we gotta get Turdy to sing the national anthem. Like, that was an amazing audition. And honestly, like, some of you guys get the worst fucking national anthem singers. And it's rude and disrespectful to the country.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Right. It's not patriotic. Mm-mm. Look at Turdy. Proud American. You know what I am? Proud American. Oh say. I love that song. That's like my go-to shower song. It's so good. It's really like a stunning song. I know everybody like thinks their anthem is beautiful. A lot of anthems are really beautiful. Yeah I guess. I don't know any others. Hatikvah. Oh actually I do know Hat Tikvah, the one of Israel. That's really like... It's too beautiful. How does it start? No, seriously, I'm going to cry.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Stop. Chufa te'mizrach kadimah Hayin letzion sofiah Od lo hafta tikvataynu Hatikvah bat shlosham payim Liyotam chofshi be'artzenu Eretz Sion Yerushalayim Liyotam chofshi be'at senu eretzion Yerushalayim That's really, that's a gorgeous one.
Starting point is 01:01:18 All right, I'll fly to Israel and do a national anthem there. Like maybe, what do they play over there? Soccer? Football? Football. Maybe they respect me in Israel. Yeah, that was a beautiful audition. national anthem there like maybe what do they play over there soccer 100 percent football maybe they were suspect me in israel yeah that was a beautiful audition canada has a really nice national anthem i don't know that one and i'm pretty sure that um is it god save the queen
Starting point is 01:01:34 yeah it's the british one yeah how does that what are the lyrics god save the queen yeah i think that's how it goes no it's like queen yeah i think that's how it goes no it's like oh it's remember from our video with when we were the royal family oh yeah i can't remember we also have hail to the chief in this country we have a lot of ancillary songs america the beautiful that's really a fucking gorgeous song what about this land is your land obsessed obsessed beyond wait um speaking of hail to the chief over the weekend i watched two movies that i'd never seen that are like classics that everybody's like you never seen it the first is father of the bride and
Starting point is 01:02:14 i love nancy myers and i know that's like her kind of debuting film it stunk it literally stunk it up like i love steve martin i never found someone so annoying in my life. Horrible. Then I watched The First Daughter. Is that with Katie Holmes? Yeah. And it's like, she's the first daughter of the country. Like, her dad's the president. The pink dress. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Lucky charm has been secured. Also terrible, but like in a good way. In a good way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but everybody said that there's another movie that's exactly the same plot. Like, the first daughter goes on a date. A D-com. No, no.
Starting point is 01:02:48 That's my date with the president's daughter. No, there's, like, another one called Chasing Liberty. Oh, yeah, with Mandy Moore. And they say it's so much better. So that's what I'm going to watch this week. Okay, great. I watched Father of the Bride recently for the first time, like, a few years ago. And I agree, like, it didn't do anything for me
Starting point is 01:03:05 I watched it while I was Enfiance Like it was bad When I was planning my wedding It wasn't Nancy Meyer's energy Like it wasn't even beautiful No Like it stunk
Starting point is 01:03:13 Yeah I agree Okay so I guess we're just Scooting past the fifth story Yeah yeah yeah Avril and Tyga broke up Who cares And I can't really read the timer
Starting point is 01:03:23 That's why I just I'll keep an eye on the timer. Don't worry. Sorry, Turdy. I was worried for you. You're like panicked today. No, no. I just, I thought I saw, I thought it was way further than it was.
Starting point is 01:03:32 We're good. We're good. You thought you saw a bug and then you thought you saw. An American flag. Okay. Let's do Dear Toasters, our advice segment, which I'm so excited to announce. There is now more than one way to submit. Isn't that exciting?
Starting point is 01:03:43 It is exciting. So of course, as always, you can email deartoasters at gmail.com. But now we're kind of like entering our tech girl era. We have a new website, which is so exciting. And I don't know it. What is it? Toast podcast?
Starting point is 01:03:54 Thetoastpodcast.com. Thetoastpodcast.com, where you can just like learn more about the toast, you know, whatever. It has the toast essentials. It has the toast essentials. All in one place. But you can now,
Starting point is 01:04:02 there's also like a little box you can submit. If you scroll down to the website, it says Dear Toaster, submit. And you could just write in there as opposed to whipping out your email. And it's all anonymous. So I just feel like that was worth mentioning. All right. Dear Toaster is our weekly advice segment where we do our best to help toasters in need.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Are you ready? I'm ready. Hey, Jackson Claude. Love you girlies so much. Thanks for always being a bright spot in my life. I'm writing in because I need advice. I've been dating my boyfriend for six years now. We met in college and we are moving in together this winter. After college, we've always lived close enough in the city that I never needed a
Starting point is 01:04:32 drawer for any of my stuff at his place. However, I recently asked to leave a pack of contacts and a toothbrush in one of his drawers in his room and he flipped out. Immediately said no, said that the toothbrush was gross even even though it was brand new, and that the contacts grossed him out. I tried to reason with him, but he said he would never, ever let me leave them
Starting point is 01:04:50 in his room, and I can't, and I can just leave them in my car or in my backpack so I don't forget them if I need them. Is this normal behavior?
Starting point is 01:04:58 This makes absolutely no sense to me, and it honestly just like hurts my feelings. XOXO, a toaster. Okay, that's fucking weird. No, by the way, it's literally one of the rudest things. For sure, but it's not worth like writing off six years of a relationship.
Starting point is 01:05:09 So I just have a few things to say. I actually disagree. I have a few things to say. Like maybe he's weird, weirdly about like toothbrushes and contacts. Because those are like personal effects. Like I would see if he has the same reaction to, oh, can I read him? Leave a t-shirt or a book or something. Like see if it's just about like he doesn't want your stuff around.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Also, with these things, it's generally better not to ask permission. Like, you just start to infringe in general. I guess. But after six years and you still have to infringe, I feel like this is the biggest red flag of all time. It's like six years, but there were some college years, which aren't, like, full. Okay, but in college, you, like, sleep in a twin bed.
Starting point is 01:05:44 Right. I feel like boyfriend and girlfriends who, like, in a twin bed like you get so I feel like boyfriend and girlfriends who like are after like are closer than more normal couples oh yeah closer but it's not as serious of a relationship I'm sorry this is such a red flag like you can't leave a toothbrush it's not good but I would give it a few more chances like I don't know try with things that aren't so um your feelings like are like what if he's a germaphobe you know so he'd rather kiss you with your dirty breath I've seen like the way snitch leaves her contacts around and there's always like a puddle of saline like I agree contacts are disgusting and a
Starting point is 01:06:12 toothbrush like do you have a little cap for it like I'm sorry no no I'm not saying I agree with him I'm just trying to understand where he's coming from and let's try it with some personal effects that are less germy now if he's so germy he'd rather you not brush your teeth right what were you doing before or bring like a little cosmetic case and just like put it under his sink yeah with all of those things in there i'm just gonna like give him the benefit of the doubt that he's like a little germaphobic that's nice i'm feeling like this is the biggest red flag i've ever seen like your your boyfriend won't let you leave a toothbrush at his apartment you've been together for six years when you put it like that like there's something else going on yeah that's why I want you to try
Starting point is 01:06:53 other things because it's like does he have other girls over and he doesn't want someone to see your stuff but also you're six years in a relationship like I would hope that you don't have to play games like that like can you sit him down be like what the fuck is your problem I know but when you're trying to like enter a new stage of relationship and for them it would be like you know leaving things at each other's places eventually moving in together like sometimes you gotta like take the back door sorry they are moving in together this winter right so question mark there's something amiss here I. I would, I would just give it a little, try a few more ways
Starting point is 01:07:26 is what I would say. Before you give up on six years, what's another two days? You know, keep, yeah, but I'm just want to let you know, like,
Starting point is 01:07:34 I'm offended for you and this is a red flag and I feel like there's something else going on and I just want to say that in case like something else does end up going on and I was right, you know?
Starting point is 01:07:40 You know, you very well might be right. And it's nice of you. You're being so optimistic today. I am. What's wrong with you? Maybe I'm just so excited about your book yeah and it's just like even just seeing it there just buoys me yeah no like a secret project reveal can heart you know soften even the hardest of girls so true it's so true and I totally forgot that dear toasters is brought to you by masterclass I apologize um masterclass is everything I took a master I've
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Starting point is 01:09:49 Hello, ladies. Love you. You make my day. I feel like one of the sisters. Let's get into it. My fiance proposed to me about three months ago. It was perfect. Perfect day.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Perfect surprise. The exact ring I wanted. Flash forward a few months and I find an email on his Gmail that he bought my diamond online from a lab-grown diamond supplier. I immediately confront him and he lied to me. He told me it was real. Keeping in mind, he's been telling me it's real from the engagement, mentioning that it cost him a lot of money.
Starting point is 01:10:15 It's not like he's struggling, by the way. He's extremely well off. Finally, though, he came clean and told me that it was lab-grown and that he wanted to replace it, but he got it in the first place to save some money for our wedding and a house. We will have to pay for most of our wedding ourselves what do I do I feel so upset that he lied to me and made me feel like this ring was real and super expensive on the other hand I feel vain and snobby that I would only want a real diamond and that he should buy me one and help us pay for the wedding he says he'll bring me to the jeweler and get me a real diamond and he's so sorry but I just feel icky about the whole thing I love this man and I want
Starting point is 01:10:43 to marry him but I do feel betrayed help a sister out it's the lie like of course if you had what if he never like told you it was real as opposed to lab grown and when you did find out you went to him and he never lied about and he was just up front like you could deal with the facts as they were and decide if you wanted to have a real diamond or put the money towards the wedding when that's totally like either choice is totally your call and totally fine it's that he lied and kind of like gaslighted you yeah multiple times multiple times even when confronted like that to me would be is a huge issue and I just want to say like wanting a real diamond versus a lab-grown diamond is not like an unreasonable thing to ask for I think everybody some people prefer moisten it like diamonds are more personal like to have a
Starting point is 01:11:23 preference is not a bad thing. But to be lied to that you got your preference is like an unethical thing to do. Yes. And then when asked to double down, I'm like, because like, you know, it's different to like lie by omission. Yeah. Than to like straight up lie to someone's face. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Right. So you're allowed to be upset. I think you should get the ring that you want, especially because it seems like money's not a factor here. She said he's well off and she didn't bring up cost. Like. Right. It just sounds like however much you spend more on the ring, like will be taken out of
Starting point is 01:11:54 your wedding budget. But. Yeah. And that should have, would have been a decision that like you should have gotten to make, you know? Yeah. Because if he had sat you down and said like, listen, I'll get you what you want, but like that's taking budget.
Starting point is 01:12:03 So do you care more about the ring? Like these are the conversations you have in a time when you're spending a lot of money on weddings and houses and rings so I don't know I just feel like he totally left you out of the conversation and like lit you up and told you what you got was real and it wasn't like to be lied to was just never a good feeling yeah so where does she go from here I think you should like really explain like why like and and it's hard to explain why you're why you're feeling this way without sounding shallow because men are so dumb that he'll just be like I didn't get the ring you wanted you're mad it really doesn't have to do with like the quality of diamond it has to do with the lie
Starting point is 01:12:32 no you lied to my face you're capable of lying to my face we're trying to start a life together and that can never happen again yeah so I think it really needs to explain to him in like a dumb down way because I don't think most men like have like will understand. Like he'll just be like, she wanted a diamond. Like he's so dumb. Yeah. But if you explain it to him in like a really common rational way, how you got to this, like how, why, why what he did was hurtful. Having nothing to do with the actual quality of the diamond.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Hopefully you'll be able to get through to him, but there's really no telling. Yeah. I'm sorry. Like that sucks. It does. Because you should like look down at your pit yeah you should look down at your ring and like be like overwhelmed with joy worried about her lab grown versus real diamond I'm worried that like her fiance lied to her about something like no but the ring is a representation of the lie and so when you look at it you think about like the lie and like the awkward but he said he could take her to the jewelry store and get what she wants. Yeah, but she'll still think about the lie. Yeah, no, it's a pit.
Starting point is 01:13:27 It's a pit. He gave you a pit and that's not cool. No. Especially during a time like being engaged is already full of so many pits, you know, budgets, family. No, it's supposed to be a happy time. No, but it's a time that's filled with pits.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Yeah, that's the biggest lie. Yeah, that they sell to women. That like being engaged is the happiest time of your life. It's literally the worst. Being engaged is really bad getting married is fabulous and being married is wonderful can't recommend it enough comes with its own you know set of challenges bag of tarts just like everything does in life just like everything but it's not overwhelmingly negative it's a wonderful state of being yeah um wishing you the best i don't know if we really helped but I think we just validated how she's
Starting point is 01:14:06 feeling right also let her know it's not like the end of the world and you guys have a good relationship like he fucked up okay but like he has to really understand why he has to know and learn grow and learn and do better do better all right our third and final this is the one I was talking about at the beginning of the show let's go hey Jackson Claude I'm a loyal mom fan who never misses an episode here Here's my dilemma. Dilemma. Dilemma. Dilemma. That's so us. My daughter is 27 and she lives with her fiance. We are
Starting point is 01:14:31 very codependent on each other. We need to talk on the phone, FaceTime, or hang out every day. Okay. She's my best friend, my daughter, my soulmate. We are inseparable. I adore my son-in-law and I don't want him to feel like he's marrying us both. His own mom is super close to her mother and they talk every day too. Do you think it's weird?
Starting point is 01:14:49 Should we not be so up each other's asses? He doesn't complain about it, but I would never want to be that overbearing mother-in-law. I only want them to be happy as any Jewish mother would. Love you both. Thank you for your input. So she's done nothing wrong, but she's like, she's worried. She must hear how we talk about, you know, other people's situations. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:06 And be very worried that she's going to become that. Okay. No, not at all. You sound too self-aware to ever become the villain in this story. No, but also it's like this relationship between you and your daughter is completely mutual. Like she wants to talk to you every day. She wants, like you guys are each other's soulmates.
Starting point is 01:15:18 You're not being overbearing by just like being so present in her life and being her best friend. No, but she's worried that like the son-in-law like finds her annoying and like won't say anything. He hasn't said anything. But until there's a problem, like. No, and it's like you're not. No, it doesn't exist.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Also, the relationship between wives and their mothers is very different. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? No, if you're not meddling in their relationship, it's as if she's FaceTiming her best friend every day. Like what the fiance is going to be like. be like mad about that like talk to your friends yeah unless you start like coming over unannounced that's where she gets like facetiming every day with like mean mother-in-law energy and like talking shit about him but it sounds like you
Starting point is 01:15:56 really like him you just like love your daughter so much and you're worried you guys spend too much time together but like I think that's a beautiful thing it sounds harmless at this point totally I think as long as you like don't start becoming like the toxic mother-in-law with no boundaries like showing up unannounced you know doing things once they have kids like that they don't approve of you know there's so many toxic mother-in-law things like as long as you sound so self-aware like this isn't even an issue yet and you're writing to us I'm not worried about you in the slightest you honestly sound like a dream mother-in-law yeah no and you're good the relationship that you have with your daughter is so amazing. Beautiful.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Like, no problems here. Closeness isn't a crime. No. But things do get sticky, you know, with in-laws and stuff. But I think you're totally fine. Yeah, and it sounds like everyone likes each other.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Yeah, it sounds like honestly a gorgeous family to be marrying into. You sound like a queen. Yeah. All good. But let us know if anything gets dicey
Starting point is 01:16:42 with the other mother-in-law, you know? It'll happen. It always does. They it always does they're engaged they're engaged right they haven't even had the wedding yet right
Starting point is 01:16:49 so things are about to get really tough really tough godspeed to you my toaster friend that's our show that's the toast before you head out
Starting point is 01:16:58 for the day before we head out for the day make sure to head to thecamperandthecounselor.com click on the link in Jackie's bio it'll be in's bio it'll
Starting point is 01:17:05 be in my stories it'll be the toe stories you'll be able to find it you can also just search on Amazon or search on Google target the camper the counselor by Jackie Ostrich support women authors this book will change your life and that's our show I didn't forget anything it is just a wonderful children's book and it's honestly it's fun for the mamas. It's so fun to read. It is. Like that iambic rhyme is, it hits different. It hits every time. And I'm just really excited that it's out there. I've literally been like, it's been in the background of like all my pictures that I'm taking.
Starting point is 01:17:33 I actually haven't even, it's probably Easter eggs and like some of like my Instagram stories because it's just literally constantly next to me because we're always reading it or just looking at it. And I'm so excited to share it with everyone. And I'm so excited for the sequel. The Turd and the Turd. Yeah. So stay tuned for that pre-order link.
Starting point is 01:17:50 But in the meantime. This one. In the meantime, this one. And then I'll get to working on the sequel. Oh, you haven't even started? That's disgusting. No, I have to like, the idea has to ruminate. The story needs to write itself, yeah.
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