The Toast - Jackie Wrote A Book!: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023
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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast for a very special Hump Day episode
because I am in studio, which like she's always in studio.
This girl, she doesn't stop working.
She lives at the studio.
But she's in the studio with kind of like a crazy special guest.
It's Jax.
Yeah, that's right.
Jax and Claude in studio.
Haven't been in studio weeks. In a few weeks. It's goodax Yeah that's right Jax and Claude In studio Back together Haven't been in studio
Weeks
In a few weeks
It's good to be back
It's so amazing
To have you here sis
I'm so grateful
To be here
Love podcasting with you
Love podcasting together
In person
But let's be
But let's be real
We're here for a purpose
We are here for a purpose
I wasn't just gonna
Break my bed rest
For nothing
No for something worth it
For something worth it
And this is for sure Worth it Because I have an announcement to make secret project reveal
secret project reveal I don't make a lot of announcements you don't you because you don't
even like to use the word announcement like you take that word you don't take it lightly yeah
but this but this is an announcement it's an announcement to end all announcements I think so I would say I think it's the biggest announcement no it's an announcement? To end all announcements.
I think so.
I would say.
I think it's the biggest announcement.
No, it's not the biggest announcement I ever made.
Because I feel like that would be like pregnancies.
Yeah, I guess.
But it's up there.
It's up.
No, it's seriously up there.
It's a fellow labor of love.
Because I have written a children's book.
You guys, you're not fucking ready.
The Camper and the Counselor.
If you're listening as a podcast, highly suggest coming to YouTube.
Because I have a copy of the book and I will be showing you some of the illustrations.
It's the cutest book.
It comes out on October 10th, but it is available for pre-order now wherever you pre-order your books.
Amazon, Target, Barnes & Noble, IndieBound, Walmart.
wherever you pre-order your books, Amazon, Target, Barnes & Noble, IndieBound, Walmart.
And I think we all, I think we all learned the importance of pre-order when I was promoting my book. It's so important to support authors in their pre-order phase. So it's so nice. You know,
you spend the money now, a few months from now you get a little gift. Right. It just shows up
at your door. We were just talking about this on the redheads, how pre-ordering is like with books
too. Like it just shows up on your Kindle. On yourle it just shows up at your door you don't have to like set a reminder okay her book comes
out october 10th so i would highly recommend pre-ordering it and i would also really appreciate
it it would mean a lot to me uh this is the camper and the counselor and of course it is inspired
by my story of the camera and the counselor that has been living rent-free in my head
since 2018 if you've been a toaster for a while, you know the shtick.
I am the camper.
Margo is the counselor.
Which is, like, so disgusting because I'm sitting right here.
It's so disgusting towards turdy.
It should be called the turdy and the turdy.
The turd and the turdy.
Maybe the sequel.
The sequel.
The turd and the turdy.
I like that.
I like it, too.
So let's talk about the, well, tell me, you know,
I don't want to give it any way spoilers, but what is the premise of the book? And you know, who is this book for?
Because I have an idea in my head who the book is perfect for. So that's a great question. Who
is this book for? It's listed as ages one to nine because I, this is Harry's favorite book. Like
it is a great book for the newborn phase because it rhymes. I was not going to write a children's
book that didn't rhyme because I don't read children's books that don't rhyme. No, I don't
fuck with children's books that don't rhyme. Like don't read children's books that don't rhyme no I don't know fuck with children's book that don't rhyme like what are
you doing if you ain't rhyming it's no fun to read a children's book to your child that does
not rhyme couldn't agree more and when I sit down to read a book to one of the kids like I literally
am Cardi B like I'm so on point I'm obsessed with iambic pentameter so much so I went over your book
a few times to make sure that the iambic pentameter was on point we went over every verse over and over again like clapping it out making sure it hit the right notes
and it does it's so good you guys like good luck getting through it without crying it is the
sweetest thing if you went to camp like you know how as like a young person camp is so magical
and the book totally captures the magic of camp like if you have like even more like
the remotest like warmest feelings towards camp like you're gonna die if you went to camp if you
have a kid going to camp I feel like it addresses that whole you know homesickness thing it's ages
one to nine because you can read it to your newborn baby or toddler but then also at eight
years old kids start going to camp for the first time and it's a really great prep book for a kid
who's going to camp for the first time I mean I went to camp at six right I went to camp at eight years old kids start going to camp for the first time and it's a really great prep book for a kid who's going to camp for the first time I mean I went to camp at six right I went to camp
at eight which is the standard age snitch went to camp at five yeah she had she had like her
whole family yeah all the sisters were there so like what's she gonna spend the summer at home
right come on over to camp and oh my god we just loved camp if you listen to the show you know
we're like obsessed with camp so this is like such a natural extension and I think we can officially
remove my irrelevant book from the from the the acrylic placard and place yours I think that we
can this will be a ceremonial changing of the book guard oh my god it kind of goes with our
aesthetic but I know I'm also just gonna have to like take it home every night because it's
truly Harry's favorite book no and if you like our cameras aren't that high def but if you like
really zoomed in you would see like the pages harry's like tearing at him chewing on him ripped out
one of the birds there's all these like he loves birds and there's birds throughout the book and
he took one as a souvenir can i can i read like the first page yeah i was gonna read like up until
not me making this about me no no i mean you could but um let me just read the first page
it's so cute like you could read the first
page and i'll read the second page okay the camper and the counselor by jackie ashrae illustrated by
polina karmazova who did the most amazing job like these i'll show you also show everyone my favorite
page okay fine okay fair it's the first day of camp my bags are tightly packed my duffel trunk
and pillow are all neatly stacked we bump and and we bounce up curves, bends and hills.
The windy camp roads give me goosebumps and chills.
Dad, you want to read the second one?
Sure.
It's so camper.
It's so camper.
We're here, I yell as we pull into the drive.
We've made it to camp.
I'm so glad to arrive.
Yeah, and we all have it memorized at this point.
It's 32 pages.
And you could add it to your Goodreads. I at this point. It's 32 pages which you know and you
could add it to your Goodreads. You could. I'm looking forward. It's on Goodreads. I will be
adding that to my yearly book count. I'm looking forward to adding it to mine. This is Claudia's
favorite page which this one. Let me see. Yes oh my god. So the camper is of course redhead. Yeah.
I didn't really like see a camper who like really looked like me it was probably like the chubby one
running in the back of the pack that was probably me but the red-headed camper is so cute she has
green eyes she literally looks like Jax curly hair and on this page she's kind of she's eased
past her homesickness and she doesn't even realize that she's so far from home because
she's having such an amazing time at camp she's reflecting on the good times she's reflecting on
the good times she's in nature she's with the leaves. And here is, I forget, I don't know what page this is,
but she's just like living her best life. And I couldn't be more obsessed with this page. Like
you really need to see it in person, which is why you should pre-order it. The camper and the
counselor.com. Yeah you really need to experience it in person. It is, this book is, you want me to
put it here? Uh yeah. Maybe I'll show my favorite page. Yeah. What is my favorite? I mean they all have my heart. I think they all are amazing
pages. Oh actually you know what I think my favorite page is like the last page and I don't
want to spoil the ending. Oh my the ending you guys I'm like seriously good luck not crying.
It's so fucking cute. No I used to read the book in all its different iterations to Harry like
throughout the first year of his life because I wrote the first draft when I was nine months
pregnant with Harry. So over a year ago and honestly the book just
wrote itself because this story has been living in my head yeah you all know I've been LARPing as
camper and counselor and I've always dreamed of it being a children's book but I was in no rush
to like write it especially before I became a mom but then when I was pregnant and I was
quarantined and had all this time on my hands and I was like let me take at it. No, I remember the first time I heard it via FaceTime.
Chills.
Yeah, the first time I like read it.
Well, so first I took a stab at it.
I wrote my first draft.
The words poured out of me.
It's changed so much since then.
But you know, the general story is the same.
But like the first time I read it over Harry's crib,
just like based on notes on my phone,
he was probably like one week old.
He loved it.
He enraptured. No, no the thing is Harry's got taste
it really is his favorite book right now I'm not even exaggerating and that warms mama's heart
it's the cutest thing the camper and the counselor.com it's so good like it's perfect gift
of course if there's a mom in your life if you are not a mom or you're an auntie it's perfect for
that if there's like a toaster in your life who's having a baby it's a perfect baby shower
gift if you're a godmother if you're an uncle if you're a dad if you're a mom if you're a sister
you're an auntie like whatever it is it's a great gift and the best part is that you don't have to
be a toaster to enjoy the story there's no inside jokes in there it's for kids everyone yeah it's
for everyone.
But the Toasters will know like the origin story, where it comes from, and how much it
means to me.
It is the sweetest thing.
I'm obsessed.
Mazal Tov.
Welcome to the author club.
Author club.
So this is like a podcast hosted by two authors.
It's a very literary podcast.
It really is.
It actually has been for a while.
Yeah.
But now it's two authors.
If only like 2019 me could see
us now i know should we change the name of the podcast to two authors one cup no two authors
one book even though we have two books but like yeah i think it's i like mine better okay even
though i'm an author who for the life of her cannot pronounce submersible.
What's, why do you need to pronounce it?
That's what it's called, the submarine.
That's submersible.
Sub.
Sub, yeah.
Everyone's saying sub and it's because they don't know.
Because it's not a submarine.
It's a submersible.
Okay, everybody, I said yesterday submersible.
And then I was like submersible.
Summer, wait, what would you say
submersible
submersible
that's so easy
yeah
submersible
but I feel like
they're making it
extra complicated
it's a submarine
and for what
it's a submarine
what
what
we're gonna talk about that
we are
but you can get my book
for pre-order
link in my bio
we'll post it everywhere
today on Amazon
just search me
Jackie Ashrae
it's called
The Camper and the Counselor.
And it is my pride and joy.
I've worked so, so hard on it.
Especially in the last few months.
Like that's when everything really revved up.
Page layouts, illustrations.
Yeah, all the illustrations and like putting together the book happened in like the last two months.
But all the writing like happened first when I was pregnant.
And then it was like shopped around. Not really. And then in the fall I did all the writing like happened first when I was pregnant and then it was like shopped around.
Not really.
And then in the fall I did all the writing editing.
So.
It's so good.
It's really been a labor of love.
It's a book full of love.
It's a book full of love.
It's a book that radiates love.
And you know what?
It's so wholesome.
Like the message is just.
Fun.
Fun.
Good times.
The power of female friendship and mentorship. The power of female friendship and mentorship the power of
female friendship and mentorship yes and just having like good old-fashioned fun that's it
no it's so true like getting outside being with your darlies like some of these children's books
I'm like what is the message like the one that I was reading um I'm not gonna put any on blast
like I was like is this about death oh is this a that I was reading, I'm not going to put any on blast, but I was like, is this about death?
Ooh.
Is this a metaphor for death?
No, but I do think some children's books are meant to help with difficult topics.
Of course, no, but there are some that are like, what is this about?
Even when we were doing the Cat in the Hat recap, people were like,
it's a statement against working mothers.
Come again?
Because the kids are home alone with the goldfish,
and this is the ruckus that goes on.
Honestly, I could see that.
I don't know if that's
how Seuss meant it.
Yeah, I don't know
if that's how Seuss sees it.
That's how Seuss sees it.
But yeah,
some of these books,
I finish them,
like I read them to Ari,
I'm like,
what was the point?
What did we learn?
What did we learn?
What were we supposed to learn?
And so what are we going to learn
from the camper and the counselor?
That you have to trust the process.
You have to bloom where you're planted. You have to bloom where you're planted.
You have to bloom where you were planted.
And it will all work out and you'll be better off for it.
It's about a leap of faith.
It's about a leap of faith.
I love that.
So pre-order now.
I'll be reminding you up until October.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I feel like they're worried.
You shouldn't.
You shouldn't. If you forget today,. Don't worry. Don't worry. I feel like they're worried. You shouldn't. You shouldn't.
If you forget today, slips your mind.
There's always tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'll tell Ben.
He has to promote it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ben's Reddit.
Ben's Reddit.
Ben, like the way we all, like the iambic pentameter like takes over and you get in
and you're like, I'm so glad to arrive.
Like you become a nut job.
Yeah, you do.
And I will be doing readings throughout the promotional process.
You know, little spoilers here and there.
So people can really kind of get the voice down once the book arrives.
Works for me.
That's kind of like where Maverick came from.
Remember you just like said, give me a page, any page.
Give me a word.
Any word.
And then we heard about the beauty of Maverick.
Pre-order.
CanberraTheCounselor.com.
You know who loves this book?
Maverick. Actually, I haven't spoken to himCounselor.com. You know who loves this book? Maverick.
Actually, I haven't spoken to him in quite a while.
Things have been kind of tense.
Ever since you opened up.
Yeah.
Like, open to Bane for him.
And he didn't respond.
Respond.
Did you ever hear from him?
Never heard a word.
Hmm.
But, like, I wouldn't even know how to contact him.
I don't know if he would know how to contact me.
He would know how to contact you.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, you're easy to find.
Well, I'm wide open, Maver you. Yeah I guess. Yeah you're easy to find. Well I'm wide open
Maverick. Except for Ben. Yeah um well we've got a great show today. We do have a great show. It's
Wednesday which means dear Toasters. The stories they came together in a flash you guys. This is
the sort of week we were just getting cocky and like saying oh we're too good for the fast five
like this is the sort of week where the Fast Five fuels me. I was genuinely Devastated.
Devastated yesterday
that I was not on the show
because three of the five stories
I felt so deeply passionate about.
Of course, one,
we will still be talking about today
because it is the story.
It's a developing story.
And it's global news
and everyday people are invested
and that is the Titanic.
And the fact that there's
Titanic news
and I wasn't here.
It's devastating.
But you know what?
I don't know if there could have been
a better person.
No. Costasi's so obsessed. No, she's so obsessed obsessed it was as if it was me sitting yeah yeah a pregnant yep titanic file yeah no it's perfect
and she gave some great insight on vanderpump rules she was a great if you haven't listened
to the episode highly recommend she was great yeah she was great i really enjoyed it did you
get to i didn't talk to you yesterday i didn't talk to you yesterday because I was in Boston doing a spritz meet and greet which was fabulous
thank you to everyone who came and I wanted to tell you about the thing that happened to me in
the middle of the night but I actually wanted you to hear it on the podcast first were you dying
uh yes but like the fact that you couldn't take any responsibility for your role. What the fuck did I do besides literally get up to piss?
No, I know, but like, I don't know.
It's just like, that just doesn't happen to people, you know?
No, but let's go back.
My role?
Your role, like, first of all, if you see a figure in the door,
like, that's your husband.
You know his shape.
By the way, that, of course, but rationale and logic
when you're in like a panic situation, never persevere. course, but rationale and logic when you're in, like, a panic situation,
never persevere.
It's always.
No, but you're always screaming.
Oh, my God.
Not you.
I'm victim blaming.
You're victim blaming.
Because I just, like, literally, you'll be sitting here and, like, the door, literally,
the door opens here.
And you can't see.
And you know you can't see past the light.
And you scream every time.
I'm very easily scared.
Yes.
So when somebody opens the door, I'll literally, my heart will stop.
I'll be like. Yes. But this was not like a it was like I know oh my god not you like
invalidating my entire experience I'm not I'm not but like it took two like and also you posed a
question who is it scarier for I don't know but obviously it's scary for you you think there's
someone in your house but for Ben he's like stumbling through the dark and
just hears a scream oh my god i i literally hate you i'm so glad you weren't here yesterday bitch
because you would have like invalidated my entire thing my entire experience scary regardless and
what's so crazy obviously is that of all hours of the night the two of you got up at the same
exact time well i have to imagine when i got up to pee it like rustled ben a little bit and then
he was like yeah i should pee yeah there's been a few nights where I've gotten up to pee recently.
And it's also like the same time.
Like if Zach falls asleep on the couch, like it's the exact same time.
Like I get into bed and then he comes in.
I'm like, did you hear me?
Maybe.
And that like alerted him like, oh, it should be bedtime.
Maybe, but like I don't make a peep because I'm sharing a room with Harry.
Right, right.
So I literally don't make a peep.
Maybe.
So that's the coincidence. No, but I don't mean to invalidate your feelings it was crazy it is it was crazy you but you guys are
crazy but we're not we're just like simple human beings trying to get through life you're crazy
people who love to scream no we I am very easily like scared and like, I'm the perfect person.
Like you hide behind a door and you like a boo.
Yeah.
I will have to go to the hospital.
Like I'm, and it's not, I don't put on a front.
Like I, I wish I wasn't like I probably three times a day does my heart stop.
Yeah.
And like, how blessed are you that you don't have any creaky floors?
I know.
That would have alerted you.
That's really like why people are always like, when are you moving to Florida?
Like I can't live in a house. Houses make so many sounds. I would be
up all night. But you would hear if someone was coming into the bathroom. Maybe, yeah. Maybe I
would have more than one bathroom, you know? Yeah, you do have more than one bathroom. I know, but my
guest bathroom, I cleaned out my closet and I had all these bags for donation and I shoved them in
the guest bathroom because I didn't want them like cluttering up my house. So the guest bathroom, I
got rid of them yesterday, but the guest bathroom has been out
of commission which is why me and Ben were sharing a toilet got it and because you didn't turn a
light on that too yeah and what was that about who turns the light on in the middle of the night
that that's rude oh I like I'm peeing so much in the middle of the night now I close the door behind
me and I turn the light up a little bit actually we have a light in our bathroom through the dark
we have a light in our bathroom that just lights up the floor fancy it is really fancy but like whatever I'm just peeing in the middle
of the night I'm not even washing my hands it'll be 10 seconds like I don't flush in the middle
of the night either I haven't been because I don't want to wake up Bruno who would bark and
wake up Harry yeah like it's also just an insensitive thing to do it's a chain reaction
100 I don't know but if the person's in REM they're not gonna hear the flush he wouldn't
hear the flush you just I don't know.
I don't want to risk it.
I'll do it in the morning.
It's a problem for tomorrow me.
Yeah.
That's what I've been doing too.
All right.
I feel like we should dive in because we have a lot to get into today.
We also have a dear toasters.
And we have the curds that are, you know.
Back on their bullshit.
It can't be like last week when we were just like podcasting till no end.
We also have dear toasters today.
We actually have a submission.
I feel like we're always talking about mothers-in-laws.
We have a submission from the mother-in-law it's interesting to get her
perspective she's a real sweetie I'm so interested to get yeah it'll be good so I think we should
dive in because I am like feeling you're a future um yeah I'm a future toxic mother-in-law 100%
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You're welcome.
Our first story, the big story of the week.
Critical equipment has arrived in a last chance effort to save the Titanic sub passengers.
Search crews desperately racing against time to save the passengers on the missing Titanic-bound sub
had three U.S. Air Force planes deliver critical equipment and tools to Canada late Tuesday
in what was described as the last chance to rescue them.
The massive C-17 Globemasters,
which were believed to have been flown from New Jersey and North Carolina,
landed late Tuesday in Newfoundland.
Newfoundland?
Newfoundland?
Oh.
I don't know.
It's giving dark shoes.
It is.
Where they were met by several flatbed trucks,
the cargo was frantically placed onto
trucks which made their way with a police escort to the waiting horizon arctic a canadian supply
ship that said wait sale oh my god i think i saw them what do you mean last night what did you see
oh my god we were driving home from b I did my meet and greet in Boston last night
and about I think we were somewhere in Connecticut and they said that it drove from
no and they were going the opposite way they flew to Canada oh and then drove to the ship
is it possible that I saw them um no okay I don't think so because on the other side of I-95
literally there was standstill traffic.
And when we finally reached like what,
there was like four enormous trucks
holding up like the entire,
I don't know what it was,
but we were like all so confused
trying to figure out what it was.
Crazy.
You don't think that was it?
I mean, it could have been.
And there were police escorting it.
I mean, you were going to Boston.
And so these ones went to...
No, I was driving home from Boston,
but they were going the other way on the I-95.
Right.
And it's about 300 miles off the coast of Newfoundland,
but 900 miles off the coast of Cape Cod.
So maybe they were going to the Cape.
I'm telling you, I might have seen it.
You might have seen...
Yeah, sure.
Something.
Wow, crazy.
Maybe I was like a part of the rescue efforts.
Let's just say that you were.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they went to the supply ship and made the joy voyage to the middle of the sea to try and find
the sub that's missing this so that they said this is the last kick at it this is the last chance
there's no other chance than this rov underwater vehicle to find the um the sub But also I saw this morning that they're hearing some sounds
using sonar that sounds like banging.
So if the sub is still intact
and the passengers are still alive,
they might be like banging to...
To what?
To make sound?
Because the radars would pick up sound.
Yeah, they wouldn't be banging
to try and get out
because getting out doesn't help them.
No, they would be banging to be found.
There's a bunch of different theories floating around. Getting out does't help them. No, they would be banging to be found. There's a bunch of
different theories
floating around.
Getting out does not
help them.
No, it kills them.
Yeah.
There are a bunch
of different theories.
One of them is that
like at some point
on the voyage
to the Titanic
the whole thing imploded.
Yes.
Because now where
all this footage
is coming out
of like the inside
they made all these
videos before
it's extremely poorly made.
It's like, you know
put together with
like a remote control
from a PlayStation
and a piece of duct tape.
Like it's not a fancy military grade piece of equipment.
It didn't meet a lot of the regulations that like they would have had it meet.
But this is private.
Yeah, it's not like a government or a military.
Private sea travel.
So the people who signed the waivers.
And I think, did you see that Simpsons producer?
He had written
a story that he did this trip oh my god and the waiver and even the first page said death three
times damn yeah but he talked about like his experience going down and how it's like so
different for everyone like when they went they kind of got like lost on the seafloor were like
looking for the titan not lost in a bad way but they couldn't find the titanic by the time they
finally got to the titanic they only got to see like the anchor in the hole because they had to go back up they were
out of time oh damn um but then the next day a new trip went down and they got to see the whole thing
so this has been done many times not like so many but it's been done successfully yes
okay interesting um and I don't really understand because when me and Stassi yesterday were looking
at pictures of this submersible, there's like a little window.
There's just one window.
It's not like a thing made of glass.
So you can't see.
So even though you're in this thing, when you actually get to the Titanic, they're showing you the wreckage on a screen.
Oh.
Well, can you look out the window and take turns?
I'm sure.
But like they're showing you on like this just doesn't seem like a good investment
yeah because you know I could do it for free I go on YouTube and watch it on a screen too
of course but if you can see it out the window and you're like there sure it's cool especially
if you're like a thrill-seeking adventurer right and perhaps like a history buff right one of the
people who's rumored to be on the submarine this time
is like a French
Titanic expert.
Got it.
There is also a
someone who's on
the submersible.
Their, I think,
nephew or something.
Stepson.
Stepson is making waves
because he posted
on social media last night
that, you know,
the search is underway
for his stepfather and he has decided to spend that evening at the blink 182 concert he posted
on social media at the blink 182 concert I know it seems like odd timing for me to be here but
my family would want this they know how music can help me during a difficult time and um no it was
crazy it was like by the way go to go off like go to the concert I'm not going to
judge anyone for what they do during a difficult time but like you like genuinely like you don't
need to post everything you're doing on social media like if I had heard this like if you told
me like oh you know I happen to know that guy's son and he went to the concert like I wouldn't
think it's weird but the posting on social media is weird yeah like that's what makes it weird yeah
and obviously everyone felt the same because it's like headline news. Right. What did he write exactly?
Okay. Pull it up. It was just like a very um just we didn't need to know this. It
might be distasteful being here but my family would want me to be at the
AppLink 182 show as it's my favorite band and music helps me in difficult
times. Okay like thanks. they're so like at the
end of the day this is such a sad story and all like all the experts who are weighing in on this
are saying like it's relatively hopeless that these people will be found and chance that they'll
be found and found alive now we're like under 24 hours of oxygen left right and you know that's
assuming like nothing's gone terribly wrong inside. Like somebody hasn't become, like I said yesterday, like Lord of the Flies. You know, people can get crazy when they think they're about to die. So it's all very unlikely that this will end happily. And it's so sad. But now, like all the information about this company has come out, Ocean Gate. And it's like,
it's an amazing that this company hasn't been shut down,
that people have successfully gone and come back up.
Like that this is the first time,
you know, something so bad has happened because it's like,
it's hella unsafe.
Yeah.
But I think that when people sign up for this,
like they,
they do know what,
that there's a risk because we're also like hearing from
other thrill seekers who have pulled out of this based on like what they saw.
Yeah but I don't really think that like one of these wealthy people would bring their
19 year old son if they like really thought there was a good chance they weren't coming back like
yeah there's like a risk every time you go bungee jumping sure but this is like another level. Yeah
this is another level. So I don't think anyone would like bring their child if they like really thought it was
so dangerous yeah i mean and like there was an article written in 20 there was like a whistleblower
at the company being like this is so unsafe and he was fired yeah because they just like want to
get down there right like regulations and getting up to all these different codes would take years
yeah right right if they wanted to like go about it the real way yeah but those codes are in place
for a reason right so crazy I feel as though like everyone's talking about this it's just so crazy
that it's all about the titanic no it's the titanic claiming more lives I know and it's just like
the titanic is like cursed of course but it's just like this Titanic is like. Cursed. Of course. But it's just like this magnet.
Like people.
And I'm.
I am.
Magnetized.
Magnetized by it.
But like the way that people are obsessed.
You know you're so right.
And I'm talking about me.
Yeah.
It's a crazy thing.
If somebody had offered you a seat on this thing.
For free.
Like no money.
Oh my God.
I'm not.
I'm not a thrill seeker
you're not at all that would that does nothing for me like oh my god never no I'm like what's
the opposite of a thrill seeker I'm like a chill seeker literally like I will I've never been but
like um bungee jumping no I've never done like the craziest thing I ever did go out of a plane
no no I've never skydived like the like for me like when I think about the craziest things I've done in my life it's like
jumping off of like a really high rock when I was in the bvis and it was like the scariest thing and
it was quite literally 10 feet oh yeah I jumped off like a big boat once yeah yeah that was like
pretty that's crazy yeah and um we did the leap of faith in the Bahamas yeah this like really tall
water slide which is completely safe and like fully regulated it's for kids it's for kids yeah i'm not a thrill seeker i avoid thrill at all costs i kind of like going in fast cars nope
except you drive with your husband i don't think i'm ever gonna get in the car again with him i
don't think you should we got back from boston boston is a minimum four hour drive right we got
home from boston in two hours and 45 minutes last night. And we only had one like near death experience.
And honestly, in Ben's defense, it was not his fault.
We were in the left lane and all of a sudden,
and we're going fast because we're on a highway in the left lane.
There's no signs.
All of a sudden these cones appear and it's like the left lane is closed.
So it's like you have to merge to the right lane.
And to the right of us was this enormous truck.
We had no idea our lane was ending.
Ben handled it.
He got, we were fine.
But yeah, we almost died. But you know what i was in bed my my event my event was at seven ended at seven excuse me i was in home showered in my bed watching shrinking at 10 o'clock that's
crazy and i'm happy for you in that instance but he's out of control no I know like I we drove back with him
from One Republic over a year ago One Republic remember we went um a year ago at uh Home Dell
no it's so funny I remember going I don't remember being there I thought it was like a sister's night
no he was there he drove us yes you know what I do remember we got home so fast
and it was horrible yeah but like the thing is,
and I will say about Ben,
because I don't...
I'm in no rush.
Oh, Ben.
Oh, yeah, that's Ben's thing.
He's like, he watches the waves.
If it says, you know,
estimate a time arrival, 9.30,
he will not rest until the ETA goes down
minute by minute by minute
till like 9.30, we'll get there at nine.
That's, it's just not...
And he's not rushing towards anything
but i just do want to say in ben's defense he's a crazy driver he's not a bad driver and he's
really not an unsafe driver he's just a very fast he's just a very fast driver and i just don't
think we need to be going that fast no and like with our new car which will hopefully be picking
out today or tomorrow um i'm only driving with you yeah no i'm definitely worried about it because
like all right it's ben's parents car. Like sure. Do your worst.
Oh, right now.
But like, this is my name on the insurance.
Like, no, we will be driving the speed limit at first.
Great.
Yeah.
Love to hear it.
And so crazy on our way, on our drive to Boston, it's basically one long drive.
It's like not like a million directions.
You're just on this one road for like a hundred miles.
Like the entire time we were stuck behind a car that is the car we're picking up.
Same color and everything.
And it's a kind of an off the beaten path color.
It's not just like white or black.
Have you told people what car you're getting?
No, I'm saving it for the vlog.
Oh, okay, cool.
Except there were girlies at the meet and greet yesterday.
They're like, did you drive your new car?
And I was telling them because like they came all the way.
Which one did you just, which one did you wind up going with?
Oh, good, good, good.
Yeah, it was, you know, it was more, but more is more.
Yeah.
It's my first car.
And I just want to
say like the way I'm so influenced in terms of car purchasing by the Real Housewives like I wanted a
car that could be seen on the Real Housewives and that I've seen other housewives drive like I know
that's weird but like the car that I got I feel like most of the women in Atlanta drive oh that's
interesting that didn't influence my decision at all except once we decided not to get this one car then on Kardashians Kendall drove to um
her horseback riding lesson it's a it's a Land Rover Defender we thought about it like we were
almost gonna get it and it's cool but like it's just a little too cool for me you know Kendall
she's like so different yeah it's like extreme and it's really it reminds me of like Prince
Philip like are you hunting it's a hunting car What are you doing? But then I decided not to get it.
And then, of course, Kendall shows up driving it.
I think that's okay.
I think it's okay, too.
If Chloe had shown up, I would have been really devastated.
Yeah.
Well, we're wishing for the best.
We'll keep you updated on the submersible.
Hopefully that these banks, like hopefully.
So if they run out of oxygen, obviously they will all pass away.
Do they continue searching for like the remains?
I think so.
It's not a recovery mission.
It's not a rescue mission.
It's not a recovery mission.
Yes, I think they will continue searching for a period of time.
Yeah.
But it's crazy.
It's like everyone's coming together.
Talking about this.
Who pays for the rescue?
Like which country you mean mean and like from what funds
well they're in international waters correct yeah so it's i know you know canada's in there
america's in there france i think is in there everybody's it's all hands on deck and also
these people are from all over they're not only americans or brits there's a guy from
pakistan arab emirates yeah um So it's a global affair
I think maybe the UN
Gets involved
I don't know
Right but it's like
But the taxpayers pay for
Yeah
Their country's involvement
Right
I don't know
Just curious
You know it's a good question
I'm just curious
But then also I'm sure
If there wasn't these
Rescue missions
Like the families
These people are all billionaires
Like the families would
I'm not worried
Pay whatever they need to pay
They'll be fine
They'll be fine
But just curious Yeah just Just kind of curious cat are you ready for our next
story yes are you i am but i was just seeing pictures of the equipment on the trucks and i
wanted i was like should i show it to you to see if that's what you saw okay it's not a great
it's not like great pictures it's like cargo where's the truck no yeah it was obviously
we have to talk about one more thing what and no this doesn't help me
that dumois got a tip that everyone's okay yeah dumois got a tip basically saying like
i know people who are on the crew like everyone's been found and they're all alive
like god willing but i i don't even think i don't think dumois is like you know has that level of intel yeah only like if that were true i pray i pray
but only like the president has that level you know what i mean like maybe the president wrote
into dumois i could see it happening i know i'm keeping uh just checking what do you mean like
do you like refreshing yeah refreshing you know i don't think there's any news right now but of
course i think once we wrap, something will happen.
But if Dumas' tip is true, then it should be forthcoming.
Yes, that's true.
If.
That's a big if.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our next story?
Mm-hmm.
Some other global news from yesterday.
Yeah.
The Louis Vuitton men's fashion show.
Star-studded.
In Paris was star-studded.
Jay-Z and Beyonce stepped out together.
Kim, Zendaya.
Ri, Ri, Ri and A$AP.
Yes, Gwen Stefani.
I don't know if I would
include her in that.
Kirsten, Kristen Davis,
Nina Dobrev.
Okay, so high-low.
Oh, sorry.
These are just people.
Alive?
Just people who are alive?
Yeah, literally.
So Nina Dobrev wasn't there?
Okay, that didn't sound right.
Like everyone I said after Zendaya.
No, okay.
Gwen Stefani, Kristen Davis, and Nina Jobrev
just didn't fit in that group.
No, they were just like, this is an article.
It starts with the Louis Vuitton show,
but then it goes to celeb spotting.
What other celebrities are doing?
Celeb spotting.
No, the Louis Vuitton show was in, where was it, Paris?
Yeah.
It was star-studded.
Everyone's like quaking
over the video of Zendaya
like walking over
like all these benches
to get to Jay-Z and Beyonce
and say hi
and they give like warm hugs.
Law Roach was with her
also giving hugs.
Where was Law sitting?
I don't know.
It was before the show started
so they weren't like
at their seats.
They were just like
chilling by the water.
I'm sure he was sitting
front row with Zendaya.
That's not going to happen again. Yeah, and they were like wearing like the water. I'm sure he was sitting front row with Zendaya and that's not gonna happen again.
Yeah, and they were like
wearing like coordinating outfits.
I'm not worried.
Yeah.
Kim was there
wearing like a spandex
bra and leggings
and I just...
Terrible.
No, like...
You know, at some point
when you like, you know,
obviously work
and represent a brand,
like you just wear
what they tell you to wear.
But I think Kim
has enough influence.
Kim gets a rack.
Yeah.
We've seen it before
Yeah
And I just don't understand
This like athleisure style
Like the world's
Biggest fashion show
Of the day
Like what are you doing?
No it was
It's a
It's not a good outfit
Rihanna and A$AP
Looked amazing
In these like matching
Co-ord
Light blue
Monogram
Like obsessed
Beyonce wore this like big yellow item.
Like everyone was really doing the most
and Kim's wearing leggings.
And like, I just don't get it.
It's not even about the fact that she's like wearing leggings.
Like if it looks amazing, then it would look amazing.
But it just, it really did not.
It's leggings and a bra.
Leggings and a bra and a big fanny pack.
A big fur fanny pack.
Oh yeah.
And heels.
Yeah.
I just don't know personally like a leggings and heels girl
no not not really like outside of pregnancy like where you would have to be wearing leggings you
know what i mean yeah that's fair but um but at leisure i hear i hear what you're saying
yeah so it was fabulous and i loved all the content coming out of it especially from Rihanna.
Rihanna looked so
I love the way
she just dresses her bump
and she just bumps it out.
You know?
I loved that.
It was a gorgeous day in Paris.
It was.
And everyone really
showed up and show out.
I think like there was
Including Gwen Stefani.
There was a Pharrell
tie-in.
Yeah Pharrell was there too.
I think like it was
a collab collection
something like that.
Cool.
Very cool. And it was men's? And it was men's. I think like it was a collab collection, something like that. Cool. Very cool.
And it was men's?
And it was men's.
I feel like the men's Louis Vuitton show was always like a bigger deal than the women's.
Because men's for so long was Virgil, that's why.
And all the celebrities went for Virgil.
And now I think they like still go for Virgil.
And like Pharrell now is collabing.
Very cool.
Love to see it.
But the Louis Vuitton women's is always like very cool, very fashion.
Yeah.
But it's not like Beyonce, Kim.
Yeah.
I mean, Beyonce doesn't just like go to things.
Especially she's on tour.
Speaking of tours, Taylor announced yesterday like the biggest world tour of all time.
Like I never saw so many international dates.
And she's going to like, you know, every, some places feel like natural, you know, like
London, Manchester.
But like there were places on there.
I was like, wow, so random.
Like, you know, Chile, I think.
No, Chile, she's not going to.
And the president wrote her a letter
asking her to come.
Oh, that's why.
Okay, wait.
Oh, not me taking down the whole set.
Hold on.
Let me read you all the dates.
And there's like multiple.
She's setting records, of course.
She's playing the Melbourne or Sydney
cricket arena, which seats 100,000 people.
Jeez.
Yeah, it's really major.
Okay, let me read the cities.
The Chilean fans are mad,
but also the Filipino fans are really mad. Because they were doing that thing at the mall. Jeez. Yeah. It's really major. Okay. Let me read the cities. The Chilean fans are mad, but also the Filipino fans are really mad.
Cause they were doing that thing at the mall.
Exactly.
Me,
me behind the mall.
Four in Mexico,
three in Argentina,
two in Brazil,
three in Brazil,
three in a different part of Brazil,
four in Tokyo,
two in Melbourne,
three in Sydney,
three in Singapore,
two in Paris,
one in Stockholm, one in Lisbon, one in Madrid Paris one in Stockholm one in Lisbon
one in Madrid one in Lyon France two in Edinburgh good Edinburgh Edinburgh
Edinburgh in the UK I'm two in Liverpool one in Cardiff two in London two in
Dublin two in Amsterdam one in Zurich, one in Milan,
one in Gelser Kirchen, Germany, one in Hamburg, Germany, one in Munich, Germany, one in Warsaw,
Poland, one in Vienna, and then two more in London at Wembley.
So yeah.
She's going to Warsaw.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Like really kind of niche.
Do you think she'll do like March of the Living?
I hope our queen will take some time while she's in Germany and Poland to learn about
their history and you know what went down there.
I do.
I actually do hope so.
Me too.
I feel like she's busy.
She's busy.
But I feel like when you go like abroad, like you're always doing stuff like.
Yeah.
As an American.
Yeah.
Are they all like really close dates to each other?
She's just going like hopping from Germany to Warsaw.
I already exited it out.
I don't know. But it looks like it's, you know, pretty back each other. She's just going like hopping from Germany to Warsaw. I already exited it out. I don't know.
But it looks like it's, you know, pretty back to back.
That's a lot.
I'm exhausted.
No, it's crazy.
No, I'm exhausted for her.
People didn't know if she was going to do.
But like, I think everybody hoped.
And that's like the biggest tour I've ever heard of.
Yeah.
And like, it's not just the classic places.
No.
Like, of course, Paris.
Of course, London.
Of course, Tokyo.
Of course, Australia. But Edinburgh, Manchester. All those random places in Germany. Yeah. classic places like of course Paris of course London of course Tokyo of course Australia but
Edinburgh Manchester all those random places in Germany yeah like as an American pop star that's
that's major like I feel like Harry Styles does a lot of international but he he's not American
you know yeah and it's not like he did a huge American tour he just sat up at a machine and
waited for people to show up yeah and same with Staples Center yeah so it's very interesting
Queen just like kind of doing Queen shit being the biggest star in the world yeah I feel like And waited for people to show up. Yeah. And same with Staples Center. Yeah. So it's very interesting.
Queen just like kind of doing Queen shit.
Being the biggest star in the world.
Yeah.
I feel like there was some Taylor news.
Like she did something.
She went out to dinner with Gigi.
No that wasn't it.
Maybe it was like a song or something.
Well there's rumors that the Lover Deluxe album is coming.
But like I have to get off Swift Twitter.
Oh Cruel Summer.
It's a single.
Yeah. And there is a music video I believe. I don't know if she's announced. Twitter. Oh. Cruel Summer. Is a single. Yeah. And there is a music video.
I believe.
I don't know if she's announced that yet.
And she was supposed to make it a single.
In 2020.
But then like with.
COVID.
She didn't.
But you know what?
It's good.
Because the song is having like a renaissance.
Because it's the opening song.
Of the Eros tour.
It's like doing like.
100 million streams.
A day.
And she's like.
That's never happened to me.
Where a song from four years ago.
Is just like popping off.
So I couldn't do it then. But I can it now and I'm glad because like Lover really is
so good we were talking about this but like what people know from Lover people who are not like big
Swifties who just listen to the radio they know me they know you need to calm down does she do me
at the heiress tour no but it was me was a single you need to calm down was a single Lover is good
and the archer those
were both singles too but like they're really not reflective of like what the album holds yeah
so i think in a lot of ways like lover didn't reach its potential until now because people
didn't look into it because what was representing it was not yeah me and you need to calm down are
like yeah tough tough songs so for people to actually hear you know cruel summer death by a
thousand cuts like miss americana those are like the real true pop bangers of the So for people to actually hear, you know, Cruel Summer, Death by a Thousand Cuts, like Miss Americana,
those are like the real,
true pop bangers of the album.
For people to now hear
Cruel Summer on the radio,
I think they'll be surprised.
Yeah.
And I'm happy.
I love that.
I love that too.
Ooh,
my bladder.
Um.
I don't like have to pee,
but it just like,
you know what I mean?
Your bladder's like saying,
hey Jax,
I'm here.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
It's,
it's fun.
It's fun. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah, unless you want to pause bladder's like saying, hey, Jax, I'm here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fun. It's fun.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yeah, unless you want to pause and pee.
No, no, no.
Okay.
No, I don't.
No.
Zoey 102 trailer drop for the movie based on Zoey 101.
Okay, you guys.
I rolled to the back of my head.
Okay.
I was ready for that because I hate reboots.
I hate all of it.
I don't even hate rebootsots but like literally who asked for this
nobody besides Jamie Lynn who asked for this nobody really asked for this but I watched the
trailer did you watch the whole trailer I was surprised by how good of a premise it is and like
I feel like it could stand alone as just a movie outside of being a reboot outside
of being a reboot it's based the plot is that um Quinn and Logan are getting married okay Zoe is
like been single and struggling Chase is I think he brings like a date to the wedding and Zoe like
brings a fake date but like it's really about like her and Chase like reconnecting at their
high school friend's wedding which would be a movie no it's it's a fine premise but like it's really about like her and Chase like reconnecting at their high school friend's wedding which would be a movie no it's it's a fine premise but like the way I don't like
wait up at night I think that like the cast of Zoey 101 thinks that the fans of their previous show
wait up every night being like what's what are they gonna drop today like I don't think anybody
cares like honestly no I don't think anybody cares really Like honestly. No I don't think anybody cares really today.
But like Zoey 101 will always.
They've left us wanting more obviously.
Like Jamie Lynn exited the show.
I guess.
And we were not done with it.
Like it was such a great and cute show.
It was an amazing show.
So they think that like this is the next step.
And as far as other like reboot things that we've seen.
I just actually feel like this is a decent idea.
It just looks like a cute rom-com
that's based on the characters of zoe 101 cute it really i was ready to like be eye roll to the
back of my head i thought as you know gonna be like zoe is a teacher at psa and she's like
and it's sad yes sad no sad sad it was not this is like a whole separate entity like you could
watch this movie and have no idea what zoe 101 is and just like for sure for sure two high school like i'm just falling
in love like the way the cast on social media and even like the people magazine exclusive is like
the fans have been waiting we haven't i just want to say as a fan of zoe 101 we have not been waiting
i don't think about zoe 101 there are shows that i think about it like that i say oh my god i need
them to get back together like i need some sort of like I there are shows Zoey 101 is just not one of those shows for
me and I just feel like the way it's so blown up everyone and I feel like over the last couple of
years they've literally like said a million times like it's happening and it was like a commercial
like it was a song right whatever we we don't care like and I think I speak for everyone just
let me know do I speak for everyone you speak
for me like I didn't care but I was then surprised by how decent it looked power mount plus is like
a good streaming service like they don't put out crap you know yeah I'm sure it'll be good
but like genuinely who's been asking for this it's like you've all been asking who
you know they could find a tweet that says anything I know they could find a tweet that
says anything yeah but there are like actually things people are waiting for you know and I
just don't think this is one of them not to be like so negative no and it's like if we were waiting
like the clock ran out a long time ago and they like used when they had that music video they
pretended it was going to be like some reboot a few years ago they were all posting like something's
coming they posted the key yeah they used honestly they wasted the good surprise they
wasted the good surprise on that agreed well anyways i'm being optimistic and that's so
unlike you i know i was really surprised by how the trailer made me feel okay yeah okay you should
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Our next story, a little love news.
Literally, Kevin Love and Kate Bach shared the first photo of their newborn baby.
The Miami Heat star who welcomed his first child with Sports Illustrated
swimsuit model Kate Bach on June 10th shared the first photo of the couple's
newborn baby over the holiday weekend.
He was pictured holding their bundle of joy on his chest while at home in
Miami, Florida.
And then she reposted the photo saying, mine.
I follow Kate Bach.
Me too.
I mean, she didn't post her pregnancy, but the whole thing escaped me apparently same a month ago she showed off her
bump at an event opening and missed it and then she shows up on Instagram like with a baby yeah
and I've genuinely never been so shocked same because it's not like we're invested we talked
about their wedding they got married at the New York Public Library we talked about their wedding at length like we were obsessed I follow her on Instagram
how did literally how do we miss this I do not know plus she gave birth right before game five
I didn't know he was on the heat and that he was in the finals Cavaliers I thought he's on the heat
oh okay okay did he then they won no they didn't oh The Nuggets won, right? So beyond my expertise.
No, I'm pretty sure the Nuggets won.
How do we not know this?
Who won?
I just feel like it wasn't made like big news.
I know.
But the Nuggets kind of like does sound familiar.
I feel like because the Nuggets won, it wasn't big news because like they're not like.
Fancy?
Like a fancy famous team
yeah I just feel like like I don't care you know no I know I feel like if it was the heat and it
was Kevin Love like she also would have she posted like a roundup yesterday about like how these big
life moments were happening at the same time and she would have said like they won yeah yeah but
she didn't but I saw a picture of like him holding a trophy.
That's why I thought he won.
Just like what's it called?
Like who won the NBA championship?
NBA finals.
Yeah.
That's what I just.
The Nuggets.
Okay.
Okay.
The Nuggets won.
Congratulations.
Happy for the Nuggets.
Both chicken and plant based.
It's crazy that that's a name of a basketball team.
Such a good point.
Nuggets.
Yeah.
And like a nugget. i feel like nug is like
what people call pot is it and denver is like like a pot state so you can get that i don't know
let's google why are they called the nuggets because i don't think i'm wrong in that like
that pot is referred to like when it comes in like a little cluster you might be right but the team was named so long ago like right nuggets refer to the 19th century mining boom
in colorado when people rush the area hoping to make their fortunes by panning for gold and silver
nuggets i kind of love that i was kind of like thing i know i didn't say it oh shut up so you
knew that but you just chose to withhold it just like it crossed my mind it was like something about gold sure like gold nuggets yeah sure sure but I didn't say it sure yeah no I knew
that I knew it too I like knew it but I didn't want to share it because like I was like didn't
want to be embarrassed by how smart I was you had your pot theory no but I like I was just that was
just a cover because like I really knew that it was about the gold well you learn something new
every day did you see those memes
The only reason why I know
Is heat burst nuggets
Because I saw those memes
That it's like
You're saying that
You're watching like
Heat nuggets
Like it sounds like
You're microwaving
That's funny
I didn't see one piece of content
From the NBA finals
Like I didn't even know
Once it stopped being
LA and New York
Yeah but like
Once the Knicks got out
Which was very early on
Like I didn't
It wasn't very early on
It was like First round or second round second maybe second um who'd beat them
heat heat and they ended up winning and they ended up winning no they know
the way like I don't care You know It's so amazing Yeah
Yeah
I just you know
Good game
Yeah
But do you ever watch
Like every time I watch
A basketball game
Like when they sing
The national anthem
Like it is always atrocious
I feel like they're trying
To recreate like the
Fergie moment for themselves
And they refuse to have
Who are you referring to?
I just
And it's not even
Celebrities
It's always like randos
It could be like a local
You know
Star
I love a local star
I hope to be one one day
Always bad
At the end
And like basketball
Well whenever I go
To sporting events
Like the trade off
Is like fine I'll go
But like we have to make it
For the national anthem
Because it's like my favorite part
Yeah
And there's something about
Like being in the arena When everyone like takes Their hats off and chants Like it's always good It's always moving But I'm go but like we have to make it for the national anthem because it's like my favorite part yeah um and there's something about like being in the arena when everyone like takes their
hats off and chants like no it's always good it's always moving but I'm just saying like every time
I watch like a football national anthem like it's solid it's definitely a dream of mine to sing it
you should go for a basketball one because the bar is obviously very low you have standards
for the land of the free that That was literally so good. I feel
like you could sing at like a Rangers game. Like New York Rangers? Yeah. And the home of the brave.
Consider that my audition. So good. We've like a few times over the years, like no one ever followed up with us,
like kicked around the idea of like, it was very minor league stuff.
You know, I have to.
Like Tony and I, like, you know.
You throw out the first pitch.
I throw the first pitch and Claudia sings the national anthem.
And like, it's a dream.
It's a dream.
Even though like in actuality, like if the offer came across my desk,
I would be quaking.
Like I would, I might even turn it down.
I'd be so nervous.
You would rise to the occasion. I would rise to the occasion but I'd
need like a few weeks because I'd have to start doing like my vocal lessons again yeah no but you
would be amazing oh say can you you just need to like get through it you don't need to be amazing
like you just need to be good and you just need to not over sing it yeah no I wouldn't try and do
like as I was singing before I was going to do like the Whitney Houston brave the brave
but no I would keep it just like that sounded good I would fuck it up you have to if you're
not Whitney Houston you have to keep it simple and like rocket red glare that's like the hardest
part and I just killed it and I'm sitting down But you also got to start at the lower key. At the key of your choosing. The bombs bursting in air. That was different.
Okay, we'll take that. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
That was good, no? You guys, someone who works, I know one of these bitches works for a sports team. Then I could do the Fergie. Oh, say does the star of the sky,
spangled. Honestly, I could see how she got so carried away. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, headway.
Like I could see it. The song like takes over.
And you're standing there. you're oh oh oh my god
oh my god you can't point at a person like that this proved my point from earlier
i thought there was a bug i'm pointing at your i thought it was a flag i thought it was about
i'm seriously like i have to go to the hospital i'm not okay i'm pointing at your flag bitch
the hospital i'm not okay i'm pointing at your flag bitch you can't just point at me like point prove it i really thought there was a bug you were like
like you were just like that's what you're doing there's a bug on something you're like oh my god
there's a bug your sweater you just did it again that's exactly how someone reacted there was an
actual bug on me i'm so glad we got that on camera.
I'm so glad that now you guys know
I wasn't just being a bitch at the top of the show.
Like she scares so easily.
Oh my God. Too easily.
I'm really not okay.
I need help.
But continue with your singing in your sweater.
Oh, my sweater, yeah.
That's what I was pointing at.
Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the
A little flat.
Brave
It's just such a beautiful song.
I would put respect on it.
I love that song.
Of course.
Would you wear that sweater?
Probably.
You could wear this whole outfit.
Honestly, there are so many baseball games.
Are we done with the stories?
Oh, we're running out of time.
So I'll just let you know that Tyga and Avril Lavigne. We're not running out of time.
You have to pee?
No.
Oh, we're not running out of time.
Sorry.
Are you okay?
Tyga and Avril Lavigne broke up.
Who cares?
Right.
That's your fit in the final story.
But what I wanted to say is there are so many baseball games.
Especially coming up.
In a season.
We're about to be in baseball season.
If any of you work for the Mets or the Yankees,
you guys have, like, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna put it out there because we gotta get Turdy to sing the national anthem.
Like, that was an amazing audition.
And honestly, like, some of you guys get the worst fucking national anthem singers.
And it's rude and disrespectful to the country.
Right. It's not patriotic.
Mm-mm.
Look at Turdy. Proud American.
You know what I am? Proud American. Oh say. I love that
song. That's like my go-to shower song. It's so good. It's really like a stunning song. I know
everybody like thinks their anthem is beautiful. A lot of anthems are really beautiful. Yeah I guess.
I don't know any others. Hatikvah. Oh actually I do know Hat Tikvah, the one of Israel. That's really like... It's too beautiful. How does it start?
No, seriously, I'm going to cry.
Stop. Chufa te'mizrach kadimah
Hayin letzion sofiah
Od lo hafta tikvataynu
Hatikvah bat shlosham payim
Liyotam chofshi be'artzenu
Eretz Sion Yerushalayim
Liyotam chofshi be'at senu eretzion Yerushalayim
That's really, that's a gorgeous one.
All right, I'll fly to Israel and do a national anthem there.
Like maybe, what do they play over there?
Soccer?
Football?
Football.
Maybe they respect me in Israel. Yeah, that was a beautiful audition. national anthem there like maybe what do they play over there soccer 100 percent football maybe
they were suspect me in israel yeah that was a beautiful audition canada has a really nice
national anthem i don't know that one and i'm pretty sure that um is it god save the queen
yeah it's the british one yeah how does that what are the lyrics god save the queen
yeah i think that's how it goes no it's like
queen yeah i think that's how it goes no it's like
oh it's remember from our video with when we were the royal family oh yeah i can't remember we also have hail to the chief in this country we have a lot of ancillary songs
america the beautiful that's really a fucking gorgeous song what about this land is your land
obsessed obsessed beyond
wait um speaking of hail to the chief over the weekend i watched two movies that i'd never seen
that are like classics that everybody's like you never seen it the first is father of the bride and
i love nancy myers and i know that's like her kind of debuting film it stunk it literally stunk it up
like i love steve martin i never found someone so annoying in my life. Horrible. Then I watched The First Daughter.
Is that with Katie Holmes?
Yeah.
And it's like, she's the first daughter of the country.
Like, her dad's the president.
The pink dress.
Yeah.
Lucky charm has been secured.
Also terrible, but like in a good way.
In a good way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but everybody said that there's another movie that's exactly the same plot.
Like, the first daughter goes on a date.
A D-com.
No, no.
That's my date with the president's daughter.
No, there's, like, another one called Chasing Liberty.
Oh, yeah, with Mandy Moore.
And they say it's so much better.
So that's what I'm going to watch this week.
Okay, great.
I watched Father of the Bride recently for the first time, like, a few years ago.
And I agree, like, it didn't do anything for me
I watched it while I was
Enfiance
Like it was bad
When I was planning my wedding
It wasn't Nancy Meyer's energy
Like it wasn't even beautiful
No
Like it stunk
Yeah
I agree
Okay so I guess we're just
Scooting past the fifth story
Yeah yeah yeah
Avril and Tyga broke up
Who cares
And I can't really read the timer
That's why I just
I'll keep an eye on the timer.
Don't worry.
Sorry, Turdy.
I was worried for you.
You're like panicked today.
No, no.
I just, I thought I saw, I thought it was way further than it was.
We're good.
We're good.
You thought you saw a bug and then you thought you saw.
An American flag.
Okay.
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Dear Toaster is our weekly advice segment where we do our best to help toasters in need.
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Hey, Jackson Claude.
Love you girlies so much.
Thanks for always being a bright spot in my life.
I'm writing in because I need advice.
I've been dating my boyfriend for six years now. We met in college and we are moving in together
this winter. After college, we've always lived close enough in the city that I never needed a
drawer for any of my stuff at his place. However, I recently asked to leave a pack of contacts
and a toothbrush in one of his drawers in his room and he flipped out. Immediately said no,
said that the toothbrush was gross even even though it was brand new,
and that the contacts
grossed him out.
I tried to reason with him,
but he said he would never,
ever let me leave them
in his room,
and I can't,
and I can just leave them
in my car
or in my backpack
so I don't forget them
if I need them.
Is this normal behavior?
This makes absolutely
no sense to me,
and it honestly just like
hurts my feelings.
XOXO, a toaster.
Okay, that's fucking weird.
No, by the way, it's literally one of the rudest things.
For sure, but it's not worth like writing off six years of a relationship.
So I just have a few things to say.
I actually disagree.
I have a few things to say.
Like maybe he's weird, weirdly about like toothbrushes and contacts.
Because those are like personal effects.
Like I would see if he has the same reaction to, oh, can I read him?
Leave a t-shirt or a book or something.
Like see if it's just about like he doesn't want your stuff around.
Also, with these things, it's generally better not to ask permission.
Like, you just start to infringe in general.
I guess.
But after six years and you still have to infringe,
I feel like this is the biggest red flag of all time.
It's like six years, but there were some college years,
which aren't, like, full.
Okay, but in college, you, like, sleep in a twin bed.
Right.
I feel like boyfriend and girlfriends who, like, in a twin bed like you get so I feel
like boyfriend and girlfriends who like are after like are closer than more normal couples oh yeah
closer but it's not as serious of a relationship I'm sorry this is such a red flag like you can't
leave a toothbrush it's not good but I would give it a few more chances like I don't know try with
things that aren't so um your feelings like are like what if he's a germaphobe you know
so he'd rather kiss you with your dirty breath I've seen like the way snitch leaves her contacts
around and there's always like a puddle of saline like I agree contacts are disgusting and a
toothbrush like do you have a little cap for it like I'm sorry no no I'm not saying I agree with
him I'm just trying to understand where he's coming from and let's try it with some personal
effects that are less germy now if he's so germy
he'd rather you not brush your teeth right what were you doing before or bring like a little
cosmetic case and just like put it under his sink yeah with all of those things in there i'm just
gonna like give him the benefit of the doubt that he's like a little germaphobic that's nice i'm
feeling like this is the biggest red flag i've ever seen like your your boyfriend won't let you leave a toothbrush at his apartment you've been together for six years
when you put it like that like there's something else going on yeah that's why I want you to try
other things because it's like does he have other girls over and he doesn't want someone to see your
stuff but also you're six years in a relationship like I would hope that you don't have to play
games like that like can you sit him down be like what the fuck is your problem I know but when
you're trying to like enter a new stage of relationship and for them it would be like you know leaving things
at each other's places eventually moving in together like sometimes you gotta like
take the back door sorry they are moving in together this winter right
so question mark there's something amiss here I. I would, I would just give it a little,
try a few more ways
is what I would say.
Before you give up on six years,
what's another two days?
You know,
keep,
yeah,
but I'm just want to let you know,
like,
I'm offended for you
and this is a red flag
and I feel like there's something else going on
and I just want to say that
in case like something else
does end up going on
and I was right,
you know?
You know,
you very well might be right.
And it's nice of you.
You're being so optimistic today.
I am. What's wrong with you? Maybe I'm just so excited about your book yeah and it's just like
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All right. Oh, this one's interesting. Hello, sorry. Now back to the task at hand, helping toasters in need. Oh, right.
Oh, this one's interesting.
Hello, ladies.
Love you.
You make my day.
I feel like one of the sisters.
Let's get into it.
My fiance proposed to me about three months ago.
It was perfect.
Perfect day.
Perfect surprise.
The exact ring I wanted.
Flash forward a few months and I find an email on his Gmail that he bought my diamond online
from a lab-grown diamond supplier.
I immediately confront him and he lied to me.
He told me it was real.
Keeping in mind, he's been telling me it's real from the engagement,
mentioning that it cost him a lot of money.
It's not like he's struggling, by the way.
He's extremely well off.
Finally, though, he came clean and told me that it was lab-grown and that he wanted to replace it,
but he got it in the first place to save some money for our wedding and a house.
We will have to pay for most of our wedding ourselves what do I do I feel so upset that he lied to me and made me feel like this ring was real and super expensive on the
other hand I feel vain and snobby that I would only want a real diamond and that he should buy
me one and help us pay for the wedding he says he'll bring me to the jeweler and get me a real
diamond and he's so sorry but I just feel icky about the whole thing I love this man and I want
to marry him but I do feel betrayed help a sister out it's the lie like of course if you had what if he never like
told you it was real as opposed to lab grown and when you did find out you went to him and he never
lied about and he was just up front like you could deal with the facts as they were and decide if you
wanted to have a real diamond or put the money towards the wedding when that's totally like
either choice is totally your call and totally fine it's that he lied and kind of like gaslighted you yeah multiple times multiple
times even when confronted like that to me would be is a huge issue and I just want to say like
wanting a real diamond versus a lab-grown diamond is not like an unreasonable thing to ask for I
think everybody some people prefer moisten it like diamonds are more personal like to have a
preference is not a bad thing.
But to be lied to that you got your preference is like an unethical thing to do.
Yes.
And then when asked to double down, I'm like, because like, you know, it's different to like lie by omission.
Yeah.
Than to like straight up lie to someone's face.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
So you're allowed to be upset.
I think you should get the ring that you want, especially because it seems like money's not
a factor here.
She said he's well off and she didn't bring up cost.
Like.
Right.
It just sounds like however much you spend more on the ring, like will be taken out of
your wedding budget.
But.
Yeah.
And that should have, would have been a decision that like you should have gotten to make,
you know?
Yeah.
Because if he had sat you down and said like, listen, I'll get you what you want, but like
that's taking budget.
So do you care more about the ring?
Like these are the conversations you have in a time
when you're spending a lot of money on weddings and houses and rings so I don't know I just feel
like he totally left you out of the conversation and like lit you up and told you what you got
was real and it wasn't like to be lied to was just never a good feeling yeah so where does she go
from here I think you should like really explain like why like and and it's hard to explain why
you're why you're feeling this way without sounding shallow because men are so dumb that he'll just be like I didn't get the ring you wanted
you're mad it really doesn't have to do with like the quality of diamond it has to do with the lie
no you lied to my face you're capable of lying to my face we're trying to start a life together
and that can never happen again yeah so I think it really needs to explain to him in like a dumb
down way because I don't think most men like have like will understand.
Like he'll just be like, she wanted a diamond.
Like he's so dumb.
Yeah.
But if you explain it to him in like a really common rational way, how you got to this, like how, why, why what he did was hurtful.
Having nothing to do with the actual quality of the diamond.
Hopefully you'll be able to get through to him, but there's really no telling.
Yeah.
I'm sorry. Like that sucks. It does. Because you should like look down at your pit yeah you should look down at your ring
and like be like overwhelmed with joy worried about her lab grown versus real diamond I'm
worried that like her fiance lied to her about something like no but the ring is a representation
of the lie and so when you look at it you think about like the lie and like the awkward but he
said he could take her to the jewelry store and get what she wants. Yeah, but she'll still think about the lie.
Yeah, no, it's a pit.
It's a pit.
He gave you a pit and that's not cool.
No.
Especially during a time like being engaged
is already full of so many pits,
you know, budgets, family.
No, it's supposed to be a happy time.
No, but it's a time that's filled with pits.
Yeah, that's the biggest lie.
Yeah, that they sell to women.
That like being engaged is the happiest time of your life.
It's literally the worst.
Being engaged is really bad getting married is fabulous and being married is wonderful can't recommend it
enough comes with its own you know set of challenges bag of tarts just like everything
does in life just like everything but it's not overwhelmingly negative it's a wonderful state
of being yeah um wishing you the best i don't know if we really helped but I think we just validated how she's
feeling right also let her know it's not like the end of the world and you guys have a good
relationship like he fucked up okay but like he has to really understand why he has to know and
learn grow and learn and do better do better all right our third and final this is the one I was
talking about at the beginning of the show let's go hey Jackson Claude I'm a loyal mom fan who
never misses an episode here Here's my dilemma.
Dilemma. Dilemma. Dilemma. That's so
us. My daughter is 27 and
she lives with her fiance. We are
very codependent on each other. We need to talk
on the phone, FaceTime, or hang out every
day. Okay. She's my best friend, my
daughter, my soulmate. We are inseparable.
I adore my son-in-law and I don't want him to
feel like he's marrying us both.
His own mom is super close to her mother and they talk every day too.
Do you think it's weird?
Should we not be so up each other's asses?
He doesn't complain about it, but I would never want to be that overbearing mother-in-law.
I only want them to be happy as any Jewish mother would.
Love you both.
Thank you for your input.
So she's done nothing wrong, but she's like, she's worried.
She must hear how we talk about, you know, other people's situations.
Yeah.
And be very worried that she's going to become that.
Okay.
No, not at all.
You sound too self-aware to ever become the villain in this story.
No, but also it's like this relationship between you and your daughter is completely
mutual.
Like she wants to talk to you every day.
She wants, like you guys are each other's soulmates.
You're not being overbearing by just like being so present in her life and being her
best friend.
No, but she's worried that like the son-in-law like finds her annoying
and like won't say anything.
He hasn't said anything.
But until there's a problem, like.
No, and it's like you're not.
No, it doesn't exist.
Also, the relationship between wives and their mothers is very different.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
No, if you're not meddling in their relationship,
it's as if she's FaceTiming her best friend every day.
Like what the fiance is going to be like. be like mad about that like talk to your friends yeah
unless you start like coming over unannounced that's where she gets like facetiming every day
with like mean mother-in-law energy and like talking shit about him but it sounds like you
really like him you just like love your daughter so much and you're worried you guys spend too much
time together but like I think that's a beautiful thing it sounds harmless at this point totally
I think as long as you like don't start becoming like the toxic mother-in-law with no boundaries like
showing up unannounced you know doing things once they have kids like that they don't approve of
you know there's so many toxic mother-in-law things like as long as you sound so self-aware
like this isn't even an issue yet and you're writing to us I'm not worried about you in the
slightest you honestly sound like a dream mother-in-law yeah no and you're good the relationship
that you have with your daughter is so amazing. Beautiful.
Like, no problems here.
Closeness isn't a crime.
No.
But things do get sticky,
you know,
with in-laws and stuff.
But I think you're totally fine.
Yeah, and it sounds like everyone likes each other.
Yeah, it sounds like
honestly a gorgeous family
to be marrying into.
You sound like a queen.
Yeah.
All good.
But let us know
if anything gets dicey
with the other mother-in-law,
you know?
It'll happen.
It always does. They it always does they're engaged
they're engaged right
they haven't even had
the wedding yet
right
so things are about to get
really tough
really tough
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