The Toast - Joey Camasta is RICH!: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023
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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast.
I'm so excited because it's hump day.
We are joined by, I was like really shook at how many people were so excited for you
to be here.
Oh my God.
The fans?
The fans.
Your last episode.
Oh, sorry.
It's Joey Camasta.
Hey, y'all.
Your last episode where you told the story about you shitting your pants.
It might be in the Toast Hall of Fame.
Oh my God.
What an honor.
Do you have any other, Have you shit your pants recently?
No, I haven't shit my pants recently, but I'm sure there's
something else that's been wild and embarrassing.
You've been booked and busy. She is.
She's booked and busy. I've been, you know, just working
around, trying to make that coin, trying to get that
that Oshree rich. Stop.
You literally are a Barstool star.
Yeah, I know. You are host
of the Out and About podcast. Correct. You still host
It's Happening with Snooki
Yes
Which has been
Really an OG
Podcast
Yeah we've been
After it for many
Many moons
Many many moons
It's been almost
Eight years now I think
Wow
We didn't even know
What it was
When they first started
How do you juggle
It all Joey
I just drink a lot
And you know
Take naps
I take a nap
Every day at four o'clock
Like Dorinda Medley
Really
Yeah
How long
Usually about two hours
Holy shit,
that's really long.
Yeah,
but then I wake up
and I'm like,
you know,
then I can get my things up
and then I have to
put myself down
like a thoroughbred
with pills.
So you take uppers
and downers?
Well,
I don't take uppers anymore.
I take uppers
when I go out
to stay up
but like,
you know,
just during the workday
as you know,
I put what I can put in
in the workday
and then,
you know,
I take some time
for myself.
And what puts you
down these days?
Just regular Xanax
but I also do like a Unisom if I'm from overseas I can't get I can't the good stuff
I will take a unisom I'll take two a unisom is nice unisom but I was also on the CVS brand name
pills for a long time oh like the generic brand ones yeah and how did they work they were good
I like those as well those are good if you're a bargain queen are you a bargain queen no you're
rich these days working but yeah I'm not I'm still're a bargain queen. Are you a bargain queen? No, you're rich these days. Not rich these days, but yeah, I'm still not a bargain queen.
I'm spending so much money, it's like ridiculous.
Are you, now you have this newfound life.
I think for a really long time, you were kind of like a sidekick almost.
Yes, for sure.
Is that rude to say?
No, not at all.
You were doing Snooki's podcast.
Well, I like to say I was living in the shadow of Snooki's poof.
You were living in the shadow of Snooki's poof.
That's going to be the tail of my memoir.
Love that.
It's called Joey Get Out of the Shot, My Life Living in the Shadow of Snooki that's gonna be the tale of my memoir love that it's called joey get out of the shot living my life living in the shadow of snooki's poof it's
literally amazing i know but you were always this star you really were i feel very not to like make
everything about me i feel like i always saw it you know you've been on the toast your first toast
was like back in the day yeah and before we both had chin lipo right yes and you are have always been a star but
i'm so glad everyone's seeing it now tell me about life at barstool i never would have pictured you
at barstool but let me just say it's a perfect hey miss portnoy miss oh my god he's so annoyed
with me um it's such it's it's kind of like a dream come true it's like i always wanted an
environment where i could just be myself and like you know when you had a regular job like did you
ever have a real job i did okay remember i did a regular job you're just fucking around all day
doing things that are funny practical jokes in the office faxing your friends
pictures of your asshole and nobody appreciates you yeah no one appreciates you you're really
just doing your the most at your job which you're meant to be doing yeah it's almost like dress for
the job you want not the one you have so I just did the job I wanted but not at the job right
right so I'd be like you know in an office but I'd be like you know performing and faxing my ass to
people right right so now I just to do that in a professional setting.
What is the HR situation at Barstool?
Because I feel like...
They have one.
They do.
They have one.
But it's getting more and more like, you know, stricter now
because we just got bought by Penn National Gaming.
Right.
But even before that, they have like the, they have a law,
like, you know, they sign you up.
But also when you're signing on the papers, it says like, you know,
be aware that you will be exposed to lewd situations and things like that.
There will be foul language.
There will be this.
You kind of know ahead of time what you're getting in for,
so you're not like a Christian woman's now
can go in there buttoned up,
and then I run around with a thong on.
I'm not worried about you being,
it's too lewd for you,
but have you crossed the line?
I'm sure I have. But you haven't gotten in trouble? Not yet. Knock, knock on wood. I feel like they love you. They know what they have with you. Yeah, you know, it's too lewd for you. But have you crossed the line? I'm sure I have.
But you haven't gotten in trouble?
Not yet.
Knock, knock on wood.
I feel like they love you.
They know what they have with you.
Yeah, yeah.
But you have to be careful.
I mean, I do like, you know, I can have a slip of the tongue next thing you know.
Fired.
A certain group of people.
Fired.
Yeah.
They'll get rid of me.
But I, you know, it's been really fun.
They let me be yourselves.
It's really actually when they hire you, they're like, all right, go out and have fun.
Make good stuff and just be yourself.
So I've kind of been doing that.
So we've been doing great on the podcast.
I'm doing a little reality show called Working Girls.
It's basically like, it's like Simple Life,
but with two unhinged gays.
Love, love, love.
And is that you and your co-host?
My co-host, Trish.
Trish.
So we're doing that.
We're actually having an event tomorrow
for our big episode we're having.
And, you know, it's Pride Month, which is the only reason you're here.
I've decided to tokenize you.
I had a lesbian yesterday.
Oh, who was that?
Taylor Strecker.
Oh, she's coming on my podcast this week.
She's the best.
Yes.
We're doing an old Yankee swap.
Love that.
I feel like you're the type of queen who hates Pride Month.
Am I right about that?
You do, right?
Not because I'm that type of queen.
I'm just old.
Got it.
I've shaken a tail feather with the dyke lesbians on the pier.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
I do know.
They like to fight at the Pride Parade.
Do they?
Oh, my God.
So everyone says, what's Pride like?
It's really just a bunch of butch lesbians getting in fist fights.
Interesting.
And us, you know, and drunk and gays pill swapping.
Pussy popping.
Pussy popping on the pier.
Taking poppers.
Yeah, all of that.
I would love to experience
pride through your eyes.
Well, you can
because I'm going to be
having a float,
a double-decker bus float
for Barstool Sports this year.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Last year,
I only had a pickup truck.
But this year,
we got a double-decker float.
You got budget this year.
Budget.
My amidas came in.
I know I can't say that
in front of Spritz.
That's okay.
Well, that's a tequila-based cocktail.
This is a wine-based cocktail. You know why can't say that in front of Spritz. That's okay. Yeah, well, that's a tequila-based cocktail. This is a...
A wine-based cocktail.
You know why I love podcasting with you?
Why?
Because you make me feel like I talk at a normal pace.
Oh, yeah.
You...
People have to slow down.
You know how on the podcast, on Apple Podcasts, you can slow it down?
People have to do that to me all the time.
Honestly, I feel like I am a professional speed talker, and I can understand people
who talk really fast.
I swear to God, I missed half of what you just said.
Yeah.
Isn't it amazing?
Well, you know, we're busy New York girls about town.
And we could fill this podcast with what another podcast would do in three hours.
Yeah.
Doesn't that feel good?
Yeah, it's all about time management.
So you are going to join me today for the Fast Five.
We're going to talk about what's going on in the world of pop culture.
I'm so excited.
And it's Wednesday, which is the day we do our Dear Toasters.
So we have the girlies writing in their distress
they're in need of our help
your toasters have
they're such a mafia
and they get themselves
into some pickles
we have some stories
I chose more of the unhinged ones
because I know you like to go there
yeah
and I think you're gonna
you're gonna like what you hear today
I want to say there's like
at least like 67% of my fans
come up to me and say
I've discovered you from the toast
I
by the way seriously I love that.
That's why I wore this outfit today.
Oh, yes.
You look very toasty.
In case there's any casting agents out there.
Yes.
I mean, if there are any casting agents out there, don't look at Joey.
Look right at me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is my show.
Are you upset that you didn't get called for for the new and improved New York Housewives?
Because you would have been perfection on that show.
I don't.
I am upset because I want to be considered for everything, but I don't think I would
have considered it. Okay. I don't. I'm excited for Jenna Lyons on that show. I
mean I met Uba. Oh. Everything. The model. Everything. Yeah, yeah. She's hot. Funny.
Beautiful. Oh, she's funny too? Funny. Pretty and funny. Yeah, I know. I wanted to hate
her, but she was so nice. Uba. Uba. She was really kind of everything. Oh, I love
Jenna Lyons. Also a lesbian. Yeah, well she's like a name. Oh, is she a lesbian? Yeah, she's a lesbian. Love that. I know she was born with no teeth or
eyelashes. What? You have to Google it. It's a whole story. She talks about it in interviews.
How did she get teeth and eyelashes? Well, she has a new eyelash line she sells. Oh, that's smart.
She has an eyelash line she sells and teeth. I think she just went, you know. Straight to the
dog. To Turkey. Straight to Turkey. Should I get a hair transplant in Turkey?
Should you?
Yeah, I think I want to do it.
By the way, you have great hair,
so I actually don't think you need it.
But if you were to go get it for whatever reason,
I have heard wonderful things.
Well, because they give you a free trip out there.
If there's any balding, toasting men out there,
Turkey will hook you up.
They give you a free flight.
They put you up in luxury accommodations.
And they say that the flight from Turkey
back to New York City is filled with people
with like head wraps
and nose bandages
their mouths completely
like fucked
the same thing
coming back from
where do the girls
get the BBLs now
oh it's South America
yeah so they come back
from there like
on their knees
backwards on a chair
do you ever watch
Darcy and Stacey
no who are they
oh my god the TLC queens
no
you don't know Darcy Silva
are they the 600 pound
life girls
no they're two sisters
I think they were
discovered on like Married at First Sight or 90 Day Fiance, and they
got their own spinoff.
And they took a trip to Turkey on the show, and they got it all.
Waist, hip.
Good for them.
Eyes.
It was really interesting.
Lucky girls.
Lucky girls.
I'm trying to figure out how to sit.
I know Megan Marbles told me one time, you're supposed to sit with your ankles crossed,
like a lady.
That's the royal way.
But I want to sit like this.
You look great.
Do I look like I have a fat whale ass if I'm sitting like this?
No, you could never, Joey.
Okay.
I'm going to try different positions.
Sound off in the comments below which one you like best.
No, that's creating engagement.
Thank you for that.
Now, before we dive in, there's kind of been a major update in your life since we last
saw you.
Yes.
You have a boyfriend.
I know.
It's been almost a year.
Tell me everything.
What is life like with a boyfriend
after not having one?
For over almost two decades.
Right.
It's almost surprisingly easy
and happiest thing in my life.
How did you meet?
We met at a bar.
Perfect.
He was at a bar.
It was just a regular old street bar,
and I went up to him,
and I was myself. I'll say that much. I was myself. I just said, do you want to hear what I said I went up to him. And I was myself.
I'll say that much.
I was myself.
I just said, do you want to hear what I said?
Yeah, of course.
My quote was, and I had a couple.
I think I was drinking Hennessy at the time.
I said, and thank God I didn't say shorty, because I almost did.
I said, yo, you got a fat ass.
OK.
Did you mean fat with an F or fat with a P?
P-H-A-T.
Yeah.
And then we just kind of met, and we started hanging out at that bar. Did you mean fat with an F Or fat with a P P-H-A-T Yeah And you know
And then we just kind of like met
And we started hanging out
At that party
And we realized
We had like a lot of stuff in common
And we got along really well
And just like you know
It was just easy
And it's insane
Like to know how easy it could be
Like you know
Everyone says wait for the right person
And it's so
It's such a fucking like textbook thing
Yeah
But it literally
I mean you found yours at 19
Yeah
18
Through a shit,
what is it called?
A yenta?
No.
Oh my God.
Shit-a.
Yeah.
But you know,
it's just like,
it's when you find the right person
that's right for you,
it's just like,
it's like the easiest thing.
You have to find the right balance
of everything.
So it's about compromising.
I mean,
I know it sounds fucking cliche.
No.
But it's just like,
it's like the easiest thing
and he's the sweetest,
like kindest.
He met my family.
And is he like soft spoken?
Yes.
I'm definitely the star of the show.
And what does he make of you?
Like you have this enormous personality.
He loves it.
Yeah.
That's what I think.
When he first like started hanging out, he'd like send these beautiful notes saying like,
I love you because you do this.
And this is how you are and how you're unapologetic.
And you're just like out there.
That's so sweet.
And just like the nicest, nicest thing.
He's the kindest man I've ever met.
And it's so hard when you have like big,
and it's not, you have like an authentic,
you don't put on.
No.
Like your personality.
I can't turn this off.
No, it's so.
Without pills.
Without pills.
Without a unisum.
Yeah.
It's so you and it's so authentic
and I feel the same.
And we're not for everyone.
Like we definitely aren't acquired taste.
We can be a lot.
I think a lot of people consider me
like too much sometimes. Yeah. and so to find someone who you
don't have to dim your light for is such a blessing yeah no it really is I'm so happy it
really is and it's been it's been nice you know and I've always been terrified that all the things
I was scared of in a relationship beforehand now it's like I really just care about his happiness
and us together so like you know I you know everyone has the inevitable thought in their
head oh god what happens if we break up or something like that my life's gonna be ruined
it's like you know
it's in a place
where I like
we care about each other
so much
it's like you know
nothing will
even if we do
separate
I hope that'll never happen
but like it's like
you care about them
and you want the best for them
you just want them to be happy
yeah
I love that
are you living together?
not yet
but I am moving
I need your help with that
oh you're moving?
I've never had a rich apartment before
oh I can help you
okay
it's so exciting
I'll give you my budge
but um
I'll give you my budge
I need do you want to hear my needs for the apartment if there's any realtor that's out there that want to work with me I will not pay a fee, I can help you. Okay. It's so exciting. I'll give you my budge, but I need,
do you want to hear
my needs for the apartment?
If there's any realtors
out there that want to work with me,
I will not pay a fee,
but I will shout you out
on Claudia's Instagram.
I need to have,
I need to have a sectional.
I've never had a sectional
in my life.
Couch, okay.
I need a sectional couch
because the thing is,
me and baby,
we just lay on,
every time I want to watch a movie,
I have a cute,
a very cute West Elm couch,
but it's like,
it's definitely for show. Yeah, it's not. And we can't lay down and cuddle a movie, I have a cute, a very cute West Elm couch, but it's like, it's definitely for show.
Yeah, it's not.
And we can't lay down and cuddle, especially, I'm a large gal.
Yeah, I understand.
So, we just get.
I have the perfect couch for you, by the way.
Oh, good.
I know the perfect couch.
So, I'm one of the sectionals who can watch the movies there.
I want to have a dining room table.
I've never had a dining table.
I'm a homemaker.
It's a luxury in New York, and you do, you're such an amazing cook.
Man, no, I have to have one.
You have so many weird talents.
It's just three.
You're a star, and like, you are personality. Yeah. But you also are an amazing chef. You have so many weird talents. It's just three. You're a star and like you are personality
Yeah, but you also are an amazing chef like like actual chef. You're such a
Talented makeup artist. You're wearing a full beat today. You look glam. Thank you. And what's your third? Hair? Well, no, it's um, yeah
Cooking, beauty, and comedy. That's the three things. Comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so interesting. I also do like a tablescape
That's more of a hobby. Yeah, so you need a dining room. I need a dining room table.
I'm nothing huge.
I prefer not a cafe table,
but I do,
I would like at least
a four or six seater.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
I need to have
a king size bedroom, obviously.
Of course.
Outdoor space is preferred,
but not like,
I know when I'm,
if I get to high rise,
I'm going to have to have a balcony.
I don't want a balcony.
I want to be able to like
plant shit outside.
It's not a deal breaker.
I'm not going to have any sunlight
if I have the Upper East Side
because I'm going to have to be
in the backyard.
Uh-huh.
There's no sun back there. Uh-huh. I also need windows. I have The Upper East Side Because I'm going to have To be in the backyard Uh huh And there's no sun back there
Uh huh
I just need windows
I don't have a window
Or I don't have a countertop
In my kitchen
Would you leave the borough?
No
Brooklyn?
Maybe
I mean if I was buying
Something I would go to Brooklyn
Are you buying or renting?
I'm renting
Did you buy yours?
No
Oh yeah
I love renting
Yeah
I live like a very
Carefree life
Do you have a side home?
A side hustle home?
A what?
Do you have a side home?
A second home? A country home? No I don't One thing about me I have absolutely No financial assets I don't have a side home? A side hustle home? A what? Do you have a side home? A second home?
A country home?
No, I don't.
One thing about me,
I have absolutely
no financial assets.
I don't have a car.
Your husband's rich.
I have like
a completely untethered life.
Yeah.
Jackie's really
showing us both up.
She has 10 kids.
She has...
Two homes.
Yeah.
Well, she has one home
and one kid.
And a self-tanning machine
in their house.
No, that's Shannon.
Oh.
My other red-headed friend.
That's right.
Yeah. You should meet Shannon. You'd love her. I've met her, I think. Oh, good. Who does their house. No, that's Shannon. Oh. My other redheaded friend. That's right. Yeah.
You should meet Shannon.
You'd love her.
I've met her, I think.
Oh, good.
Who does she run?
She's been running with, she's been making the rounds.
I know that Shannon.
She's a podcast girly and she's been like podcasting with everyone.
I've been seeing her around.
She was hanging out with my friend Alex Bennett the other day.
Okay.
She just hangs out with you.
Oh, you borrowed all her costumes, all her outfits at the stagecoach.
Exactly.
I remember her.
So a fun fact about Joey is you're a huge country music fan.
Yes.
Which is so unexpected.
You're just so dynamic.
I know.
I love country music.
And we're going to talk, that's our first story, a little of the Morgan Wallen drama.
I love him.
An update in this story.
And I want to get your thoughts on Morgan Wallen.
So should we dive in?
Can we, before we dive in, I have one very important question for you.
Sure.
Who is turdy?
I've been seeing these comments everywhere.
And I'm assuming, guessing from the toasters are saying, is it your skinny alter ego?
No.
I mean, that's a good way of thinking about it.
But it's just me.
It's my nickname.
Turdy.
How do you get it?
OK.
So it all started when Emily Ratajkowski got married.
Did she come on the show yet?
No.
She has her own podcast.
I know.
We're just very different.
I don't think we would get along.
I don't think it's a match.
OK.
So her husband's name was Sebastian McClurd.
So Jackie started calling me Sebastian McClurdia.
Okay.
And then it was McClurd, and then it was Clurd, and then it was Turd, and then it was Turdy,
and then it was Turdy Lou.
Got it.
And then when the Murdaugh trial was happening, it was Turdy Lou Murdaugh.
I was just there.
Where?
In South Carolina.
Oh, I thought you meant like at the Murdaugh's house.
No.
What was it like? Charleston? Yeah. It was is cute I don't think I don't think I did
the right things I mean I hung out some good places but I was expecting to be more southern
charm like sitting on a porch with a mint julep and like and like eating you know tea sandwiches
it wasn't that it wasn't it was something quite different but it was fun um but turdy okay I'm so
glad we cleared that up thank you for asking no because i was i
was seeing it i felt like i was not in on the joke it's almost like when do you know um you know when
uh nicole and coleridge and paris don't say sonasa do you know the story no we never found out the
story yet the thing is like at this point we want to know it doesn't even matter i'm sure it would
be a letdown yeah okay yeah but sonasa sonasa. But what do you think about Luann and Sonia's like new spinoff show that is like a simple
life type of show?
I'm excited to see about it.
They're coming on my podcast.
They are.
Yes, they are.
I don't know.
I haven't heard much about it.
I know that Luann was saying that they filmed it already.
They already filmed a bunch of it.
Yes.
Because Luann came over solo once.
It's filmed and it's coming out soon on Peacock, I think.
I'm excited for it.
Me too.
I like them changing up the format.
They're unhinged.
Are they both sober?
I hope that Luann is still sober and I don't know if Sonya is.
Yeah, I need one of them to take a little bit, to turn up.
I don't think they will be for the show.
Okay.
Would you ever become sober?
I would.
You would?
You know, I definitely would.
I mean, it's not that I am, but I would definitely not be like fully sober.
I would need, I would stop drinking, but I would need something to like.
Take the edge off.
I don't know why they even invented a pill.
I only, I would only stop to lose weight.
I wouldn't stop for like, for like health reasons.
Right.
But like, why didn't they invent a pill that's exactly like, because taking weed gummies
is not the same as getting drunk.
So why can't they take a drunk pill?
No, that's a really good point.
Without the calories.
Weed gummies are such
like downers.
They're downers and
you end up eating it
because you get so
hungry.
I know.
But if there's an
alcohol pill or if
there's any scientists
out there in the lab
right now listening to
the toast invent that
pill and I'll buy it.
I'll buy it too in a
second.
Okay sorry I cut you
off.
Do you want to get
back to the five
questions?
Oh I mean we do
eventually like have to
get into it but we
don't have to if you
don't want to.
No I do.
I also love all these things you're getting,
all these custom things.
Oh, you like my merch?
Do you sell that?
No, we don't.
We don't, but we should.
Do you want one?
I would love one.
Can I just have the iPad instead?
No.
All right, ready for the Fast Five Stories
that you need to know?
Give me a crunch.
That was good.
Thank you.
Very good.
That was better than Ben.
Well.
Don't tell him I said that.
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Our first story.
Is a little country music news.
Let me get your take.
On this whole crisis.
From start to finish.
I remember this.
But Morgan Wallen.
Is officially cleared to sing.
After canceling six weeks.
Of tour dates.
And being on vocal rest.
The country singer announced.
That he was given the okay.
To talk and sing.
After being on a weeks long vocal rest. Oh he couldn't couldn't even talk no did she have a notepad she
was passing around going like must have been he said the doc cleared me to talk and sing we're
back so i guess that means he's going to be rescheduling all the shows now there was a lot
of doubt when it came out that he was going to be put on vocal rest because there's been rumors
about him you know struggling with alcohol and like you know people, I saw him at a bar the day before the show.
What was your take on the whole thing?
My take on the whole thing is it's devastating any time you have to let the fans down like that
or do something big like that.
So there had to be something very substantial for him to have to do that.
And I don't think it's being, like, that fucked.
Because he canceled a whole show.
I mean, he canceled a whole tour.
Yeah.
So if he was really drunk and just fucked up he would have picked up like a couple days after
because that's
there's a lot of money
and even insurance
all that shit goes there
he's out on a lot of money
true
by doing that
so if he was just drunk
he would have picked up
sooner than
right they would have
put him on some Adderall
do you know what I mean
yeah
I'm sure he was like messy
you know when you're on tour
he's a rock star
right
that's kind of what happens
I don't think
maybe that night it was
but I think that
it had to have been like
a progression
of things
of his health
maybe alluded to
not alluded
maybe due to him
being drunk
all the time
right you get sick
when you're drinking so much
yeah so I think
it could have been
caused by that
but I don't think
that's why
I don't think he like
got fucked up
and then had to
cancel the thing
did you have tickets
for the New York show
I did not have tickets
thank God
me neither
I would be upset
if we lost them
I was like planning on going but one thing about me I'm not going to buy tickets God. Me neither. I would be upset if we lost them.
I was like planning on going but one thing about me,
I'm not going to buy tickets
until the day before.
Do you always do that?
One, I'm so lazy.
But how do you get
the good tickets?
Well, the cool thing
about being a touring artist
is you have access
to lots of tickets,
you know?
That's kind of one
of my perks.
I do as well.
I'm sure you have a lot.
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And by the way,
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It's the best.
No, seriously,
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Yeah, code toast, bitch.
Okay.
Are you going to go
to the Aris tour?
What are your thoughts
on Taylor Swift?
Okay, I talked about this
yesterday.
I am so excited
for the Swifties.
What are they called?
Swifties.
They're Swifties.
I'm so excited for them
because they are so passionate
about an artist and she is giving
it to you fucking full on. I'm not
that gal. That's fine. I appreciate
her. I think she's stunning. I think she's brilliant.
She's a great music artist.
What did Aretha Franklin say? Pretty gowns.
Yeah. Pretty gowns.
That was mean. Aretha was wrong for that.
Yeah. Pretty gowns. So I
get the vibe with it.
And I do,
I'm sure,
all her songs are bop.
So I'm sure I've heard
a bunch of her songs
and I'm bopping to them.
And if you went,
you would know a lot.
I was wanting to go
for the pop culture things.
It became such a phenomenon.
Yes.
It's taken over the world,
the globe, if you will.
Yes.
Every time she has a show,
there's like 10 stories on page six.
Yeah.
So I'm so excited.
Everything's,
I want to see her dive into the stage.
There's like so many things.
But it's a lot of money to spend
if you're not like.
That's what I said.
So if somebody offered you a ticket,
you would go for free?
Yeah.
I was offered a free ticket.
I didn't go.
Why?
Because I was in South Carolina.
Got it.
Yeah.
And you feel good about that decision?
Yeah.
Even though you just said
you didn't even really like it that much.
Yeah.
It was a shitty time all around.
But I didn't...
I didn't...
I didn't miss out too much.
I'm excited that she's doing well
I think she's giving
The fans like everything
I think the ticket prices
Are a little crazy
I mean but get that bag mama
No I mean
You would
I didn't
I did not get free tickets
She's gotta make
Bunny back
Did she get robbed
Of all her songs
From Scooter Brown
Right
Scooter Brown
So she is on
A mission to
She's also probably
By the end of the year
Gonna become a billionaire
Her net worth is about.
She's not one yet?
No, her net worth is about.
Kylie slinging those lip glosses
makes more than she does?
Yeah.
What?
Even though I think
on the Forbes list
that just came out,
Kylie was actually lower
than Taylor.
Taylor, Kylie's.
Well, it fluctuates.
People don't realize
about rich people like us.
Our capital will fluctuate.
Our capital will fluctuate
and it's more about
like your assets.
Like Kylie's business
was worth a billion dollars,
not Kylie herself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Taylor was
recently ranked
at 750 million dollars
and her tour
will generate
over a billion dollars
and she will become
a billionaire
by the time the tour ends
and is she with
a record label now
or she has her own label
no she's with
a record label
but she
when she was
you know brought to the market
to meet all the different
record labels
she was only interested
in meeting with
record labels
that would help
release her music
but she owned
the masters to them.
Yeah.
I see a lot of Swifties
going on on TikTok.
They mistakenly listened
to the old version
and then they thought
they were going to,
she was going to find out.
Right.
She was like,
they were going to get shot.
Side note, Toasters,
did you see the video
of Tina Knowles
getting pulled out of the crowd
when she got lost?
Oh my God, okay.
I was dying.
I brought this up on the Toasters
and you're like,
nobody knew what I was talking about.
Thank you so much for bringing that up.
How the fuck did Beyonce's mom
get in the pit
and then all the fans literally hoisted her up
and brought her back to security?
What was that?
I think when I looked at it,
it was ground floor,
so I can assume that she was in that area.
She might have stumbled out of a back room
somewhere.
I saw the stage,
figured she could just be able to walk through
and there would be an opening, but there wasn't an opening
there.
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad you brought that up.
Are you going to see Beyonce?
I would love to see Beyonce, yes.
So I have the same thing.
If somebody offered me a ticket, I would totally go, but I'm not going to buy a ticket.
Yeah, yeah.
But I've been seeing some content, and it looks-
Really fun.
It looks really major.
She comes down on a horse.
Yeah.
There's Vogue Queens.
There's a whole-
There's Blue Ivy.
Blue Ivy.
Yeah, she performs as well with box braids. I would love your thoughts on Nepo. Yeah. There's Vogue Queens. There's a whole like... There's Blue Ivy. Blue Ivy. Yeah, she performs as well
with box braids.
I would love your thoughts
on nipple babies.
I'm annoyed
that I'm not a nipple baby.
Same.
Yeah, so I'm just
so pissed about it.
I mean,
I think it's great.
I'm not mad
in the slightest.
I'm not mad.
I mean,
if God brought you
into the world
and that's your thing,
what you do with it I think is a different thing. I mean, you could be talented. If you're not talented, then it's just like anything else. the world and that's your thing, what you do with it,
I think, is a different thing.
I mean, you could be talented.
If you're not talented, then it's just like anything else.
But I think that, like I said, Beyonce has the same 24 hours a day as we do.
Do you know what I mean?
No, that's what Jackie and I always say.
The cream rises.
You can get the opportunity, but if you stink, you stink.
Yeah.
Can't make people like you.
Money can't make you talented.
Money can't make you likable.
Yeah.
And money can't, you know, if you say you want to be a singer look at Kristen Stewart
when she wanted to be a singer
or whatever
she was a reality star
she came from a beautiful family
and had a reality thing
and where is she now
it's like you know
she wasn't good
it wasn't for her
Kristen Stewart
as in Twilight Kristen Stewart
no Kristen Stewart
like Rod Stewart's daughter
oh Kimberly Stewart
Kimberly Stewart
sorry
I'm like Kristen Stewart
tried to sing
and be on reality TV
Kristen Stewart
that was just one thing
that came to my mind.
By the way, that's an amazing example of nepotism being only a springboard.
Yeah.
And when you think of Kimberly Stewart's most iconic pop culture moments,
what do you think of?
Oh, the motorcycle on the red carpet.
Yes!
Of course.
Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that.
Yes, of course.
When she and Paris tried to ride a motorcycle on the red carpet
and almost killed 10 people.
Most iconic moment of my life.
Those events were so cringy
And choogy
Amazing
They were like
Oh we're doing a pop up
For Go-Gurt Squirts
They would show up
To like any event
And they were getting paid
Yeah
No you're right
Kimberly Stewart
Is the greatest example
Of nepotism
Really not
It's a two way street
Yeah
You make what's best
I mean I look at
You know
The Richie
That girl
Sophia
Sophia
She's the it girl now
Star
She's got it She's talented at Influencing And you know Having style She's the it girl now Star She's got it
She's talented at
Influencing
And you know
Having style
She's a style icon
She is
She really is
And Jackie and I
Were saying last week
Did you go to her wedding
I did not
She was
Jackie and I
Were saying last week
How she's really
Influencing a younger
Generation to dress
So like not modest
But classy
Yeah
Whereas I feel like
For a while
Like thotty was
The vibe
And everyone had
Their tits and asses out
And now everyone's Wearing like peacoats wearing like pea coats she looks like she smells so good
i know she definitely showers every day you go to her wedding who the octopus lover i had dinner
with him two nights ago i'm upset i heard him okay listen i was walking down the hall i hear a gay
person coming through the walls and i'm going like this and i'm at the office yeah at the office i'm
at barstool and i'm like there's another there's a gay in the office i can hear her charming your
radar yeah she uh he was in um chicks in the office I can hear her your radar yeah she
he was in chicks in
the office so I go in
there I said did you
have a gay person in
your room he goes
yeah it was octopus
lover I freaked out
he's not gonna be
available for my
podcast to come on
when he's here in
New York but he's
not coming on yours
he's not coming on
the toast he's a big
toaster but I think
he wants to prepare
for his big his name
is Jake Shane he's
so talented I'm so
glad you know who he
is because yesterday Taylor Strecker was like what are you talking about he is the funniest fucking person
when you give numbers you one pencil number two he goes hi hi he's so funny he's really when I
met him in person he's so down to earth good you're gonna like love him oh good and he's here
for the weekend I'm gonna hang out with him this weekend if you want to come okay good are you
around this weekend yeah yeah we need to hang we haven't hang weekend if you want to come. Okay, good. Are you around this weekend? Yeah, yeah. We need to hang. We haven't hanged in a while. Yeah, I know.
Let's do it.
We had like a year where we went out hard.
I know.
We were nuts.
I know.
We need to do that again.
It's been a while.
Remember if Ben fell on his head?
Ben fell on his head?
No, my friend fell on his head.
No, where?
It was at like some, I think it was like one of those down, you always go to bars that
are downstairs.
Yeah.
Lots of stairs involved.
I know.
One thing about me, it's like if the bathroom's downstairs, I'm not going.
I'll shit my pants.
Just like you in the Uber.
Okay, ready for a little bit more pop culture? Okay so tonight is the season finale, third episode for the reunion of
Vanderpump Rules.
This is the last one?
This is the last one. And everyone has been saying that
there's this big reveal at the end of the episode.
A reveal?
A reveal yourselves!
That was good. And nobody knows what it is people are speculating that
raquel is pregnant and james kennedy has taken to instagram to tease this big thing being like
this is not a drill so he made a video he said guys if you think it's been a wild ride thus far
strap your bloody seat belts the madness begins tomorrow this is not a drill get ready just watched part three was the
official official um referee of the tea so we still don't know what it is and the fact that
they're blowing it up so much i feel like we can really only be let down yeah because now people
are saying like what if raquel is in fact pregnant because she like has not been seen that would
truly raquel is the one that got the one that the the mistress the mistress and if she's pregnant that would truly be the craziest thing
of all time he's still going out performing I guess he's a he's a he's a cover band oh Tom yeah
oh god it's really why does everyone call him worm with a mustache because at part one of the reunion
James was getting so mad at him he was like shut up you're a fucking worm with a mustache
oh god that really took off okay got it it's trending it's trending um i think that first of all it's like i said i don't know i
don't know why it got so big and i'm saying cheating's never right i guess it got so big
because it was like it was she was the best friend and she was like a secret thing but
yeah i don't know why this there's the drama the actual the actual meat of the story is a little
bit out of like blown out of proportion for what actually happened like no if you've been watching and like you know these people it's really the craziest
thing because they're best friends like sure so these two late chicks were like hanging out all
day and like all season people and that's fucked up people were coming for raquel saying like she's
not to be trusted with your man and ariana was like she's my best friend you guys like she's
rode so hard for this girl we like ariana we love Ariana. She's the hero of the story. Didn't she,
didn't she do that to Kristen Jodi, though,
in the beginning?
Right.
So that's what kind of the underlying hypocrisy
of this whole group is.
But it wasn't really,
it wasn't an affair, though.
It was like, you know,
like, they weren't really together.
The timelines were like a little blurry.
But this is a full-on...
Kristen Jodi's not mad,
so like, I guess we can't be.
Yeah.
Do you know any of the Vanderpump peeps?
I forgot.
I'm sure I've met, I'm sure I've hung out with a bunch of them.
Right.
Before.
But I don't have anyone's phone number.
No, you don't have like personal relationships.
Like you don't have any tea you could tell me afterwards.
No, not on those girls, no.
Well, Jax and Brittany are coming on the Toast.
Oh, Jax, he's nice.
He's lovely.
I saw his name on Jermaine for the Toast lineup.
He's coming on Friday.
Him and Brittany are recording with me tomorrow.
So they're married and doing well.
Married, doing well. Well, see, I'm glad that happened. Because he was the bad one. He was the on Friday. Him and Brittany are recording with me tomorrow. So they're married and doing well. Married, doing well.
I'm glad that happened because he was the bad one.
He was the original Tom. Villain.
Villain, sleeping around.
And towards his end of his time on the
show. His tenure. His tenure.
He was really just like
on this mission to show everyone that Tom
Sandoval was a bad guy. And
now he's been vindicated. Has Tom
Tom Barr opened up since?
Yes.
Since?
Yes.
Has it been vandalized?
Yes.
It has, really?
It has.
The bathrooms, people writing to Mariana and lipstick.
It's been vandalized.
Oh, my God.
This is like crazy.
It's like serious, Joey.
I should have went to LA Pride now that I'm thinking about it.
Yeah, because there's definitely going to be something going down if they're filming,
especially.
And they always film during Pride.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I just feel bad for all parties involved not for tom because tom did
that willingly but both those girls and i think it's always the boy's fault i agree don't you
think have you ever cheated no i would never have you ever been cheated on yes that's why i haven't
dated for years you're damaged tim cheated on me who tim tim i hate him from 2012 was it an affair
was it like a one-time thing i don't know know. It was like you know. Yeah it was a couple
times that they hung out. How did you find out? He told me.
Oh wow. He was drinking a blue Powerade at the time.
And have you ever been able to drink Powerade since?
No I can't even look at it. So funny.
And I was at a Wawa. I remember that day very
vividly. We were on the beach and I was drinking Skinny Girl Margaritas
out of the bottle. And it's kind of like fucked up of him to do
it like out of a Wawa.
Because then that kind of puts like a negative stamp
on Wawa when it's such a fabulous
establishment.
Yeah.
Wawa are pub subs.
Wawa.
More than pub subs.
Yeah.
So I actually recently
had a pub sub
for the first time.
Same.
I didn't think it was all that
it was cracked up to be.
Wawa is much better.
Yeah.
I like Wawa.
And the Wawa mac and cheese.
Have you had the Panera mac and cheese?
I have actually.
I actually don't think it's good.
No?
What about Chick-fil-A
mac and cheese?
I actually have never had it. Oh it's fire. The best mac and cheese
fast food, say on the count of three. One? I don't know. Okay, take a minute to think about it.
Because it's so obvious. I haven't matched it yet? No. Fast food
mac and cheese? Yeah. Who else has mac and cheese?
Tell me. Boston Market? Boston Market. I was going to say.
Boston Market and KFC have really, really similar recipes.
I like KFC's coleslaw.
No, KFC's mac and cheese.
Like seriously, there will come a time in my life where like I don't care about what I
look like anymore.
And I will eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the rest of my life.
I think I'm going to get it this week.
No, it's on Postmates.
But Boston Market or KFC, they're just as good.
Where do you get Boston Market around nowadays?
In the city?
There might be one in Penn Station.
23rd Street.
Yeah.
Penn Station's disgusting.
In some like
forlorn district,
there is one.
Have you been to
the Moynihan train station?
The what?
Can I just say?
Moynihan?
The Moynihan train hall.
What is that?
It's the fancy Penn Station
that you're able
to cross the street.
No.
I took the Amtrak
for the first time.
They have a first class lounge.
Wow.
Just like Delta Sky Lounge.
You're like the points guy.
What?
He was optioned to come over to my house on my podcast. Oh, he should come on. He should come on. Yeah. You're like the points guy. What? He was optioned to
come over in my house
on my podcast.
Oh he should come on.
He should come on.
Yeah.
I need to find out
points.
You do need to get
your points game.
I have the silver
the platinum card but
I also need to have
that.
You need the gold.
Why?
Four points on dining.
Oh.
And that's all I spend
my money on.
So the MX Gold I'll
get that one.
MX Gold is like low
key a better cheaper
card.
That's what I've
learned from Brian.
Oh. And if you go to the points guy dot com slash toast they have the best cards for toasters. Every time I get on So the MX Gold, I'll get that one instead. MX Gold is like low-key a better, cheaper card. That's what I've learned from Brian. Ooh.
And if you go to thepointsguy.com slash toast, they have the best cards for toasters.
Every time I get on the plane and I see Points Guy sticker on the side of the bus, I say
to the lady, I say, that's my friend.
I know him.
By the way, same.
I touch it.
I'm like, you guys, I know him.
I touch it.
I know this guy.
I feel so proud of him.
Isn't that cool?
I said, I know him.
His name's on the other side of the bus.
You need to get your points game on fleek.
I travel pretty much for free.
I know.
I got to do that.
Yeah.
And it's actually like
I thought it was a thing
that like rich people
don't do but now that
you're rich like rich
people don't spend
money on anything.
Yeah.
And that's the points
thing.
I got to try to get
it.
Brian will give you
like a full course.
A venture, a sapphire,
a blue card.
Sapphire is good too.
The blue card.
No not blue.
Sapphire reserve.
That's the one I should
get.
Yeah that's a good one
but honestly the Amex gold is the best card. Oh I have to go get one. The blue card. No, not blue. Sapphire Reserve. That's the one I should get. Yeah, that's a good one. But honestly, the Amex Gold is the best card.
Oh, I have to go get one.
Yeah, go apply.
Do you have good credit?
You know, I didn't have good credit because I never really had credit.
I thought I had bad credit.
I never had credit.
You had no credit, yeah.
I used my debit card for everything.
Me too.
And that's when I met Brian and he was like offended that I had to do it.
Well, now my apartment's coming up.
My thing lost 22 points this month.
Your credit?
It went down because I was spending too much money.
No one tells you this.
Yeah, you're not supposed to use all of your credit limit.
I was maxing that.
Not maxing.
I was not maxing.
I was spending a lot of money and then paying it off twice a month.
Right, right, right.
I wasn't letting it go into delinquent.
Well, now that you're moving, there is a credit card.
It's called Built that you can earn points on rent.
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Next story,
our queen, Kim Cattrall,
is talking about aging
and she's not giving us-
66?
How old is she?
She is,
she's in her 60s.
She won't say,
but she's in her 60s.
66.
Yeah.
And she's not feeding us
that sort of thing
everyone is like,
I'm embracing aging.
She says, no,
I am battling aging
in every way I can
and that includes fillers,
Botox.
She had experienced a major loss.
Yeah.
So she had a candid conversation about aging.
The 66-year-old actress revealed that she's fighting growing older.
In an interview with the Sunday Times, she said that,
in my 60s now, I am battling aging in every way I can.
There are so many other alternatives now, treatments that can simulate your own body to fight aging.
There are fillers, Botox.
There are so many different things that you can investigate and try and see if it's for you.
If you have the money and more importantly, the right surgeon, it can't be emphasized enough.
You want to look like you.
It's not just a vanity thing.
I play a certain kind of woman who looks a certain kind of way.
And professionally, I'm looking after myself.
I so appreciate her like candid and like direct.
What was this clap back
about?
Was she,
was some people saying
you're getting too much
surgery?
No,
I think they were just
having an open conversation
about aging and I think
most women are like,
I'm embracing.
She's being honest about.
And she's like,
no bitch,
I'm supposed to be
playing fabulous women.
Yeah.
And fabulous women
get Botox.
Well,
you remember from
Many Moons,
Samantha Jones was
taking hormones things
and eating hummus.
Yes,
in Abu Dhabi.
Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi.
She couldn't get her yams.
Yes.
So Paula Abdul
had to get her.
Was it her?
No, it was.
Oh, yeah, I know.
It was her, like, servant
who was called,
his name was Abdul,
but he introduced himself,
I'm Abdul, like Paula.
Yes.
I remember another thing
from when they were in Mexico.
My favorite line she always said
when he came bringing, like,
bringing fresh fruit over,
she goes,
oh, thank thank you Paolo
literally I remember that and Charlotte's just eating
the pudding yeah and then Charlotte shits her pants
much like you in the Uber she becipsied her pants
becipsied her pants I know
um yeah I'm all about that I
have a fabulous um meds that I'm
I uh I go to you're not embracing
the aging you're not going to me neither
why would I do that no how old are you if you don't mind
me asking 44 you look great thank you I would have thought you're like 36 well thank you
i go i get um you know botox the fillers the jaw fillers do you have a gray hair problem we were
talking about yesterday yeah my whole beard is painted on right now really i move the wrong way
i'll get it on your bansal chair what do you is that what it's called it's actually boucle but
we call it boucle i can never pronounce it's actually boucle, but we call it boucle. Boucle. I can never pronounce it.
Neither can we.
That's why we call it boucle.
What do you use on your beard to...
Just for men.
Oh, like the dye.
I use beard dye most of the time.
But then just for men, I also have this beard mascara.
But that's not my favorite product.
My favorite product is their beard dye.
I love that one.
A lot of women use that on their eyebrows.
This is a trade secret.
Everyone and their mother uses the root sprays.
So I use Rita Hazan strictly.
Rita Hazan root spray I use
to fill my beard in.
If you have any bald spots or thinning hair. If you have
a snatched ponytail and your roots are showing.
Get the Rita Hazan spray and you spray it
in your roots and it colors it in. Or if you have like a lot
of people struggle with like thin
scalp coverage. Yes, that's what I use. But on what I use. But on my beard, I use that or sometimes
a little dark brown mascara from your lady's purse and a pinch. You can take all your gray
whiskers and push them away. I quite literally would have never guessed that that wasn't just
your beard. Yeah, it looks you did a great job. Thank you. And so I'm all here for this. I'm not
I commend women who embrace the aging. But I also think like we can applaud women who don't want to embrace it.
Like look,
speaking of sex in the city,
SJP,
perfect opportunity.
I'm sure she just nicks and plucks a little here and there,
but she's embracing age.
She's growing her grays out.
Yep.
Her face isn't,
I don't think she really does do Botox.
It doesn't seem like she does.
No,
but she looks pretty good.
I feel like she has to be doing something.
Something,
yeah.
Maybe she does those facial exercises.
I just love that like Kim Cattrall is talking about it,
you know?
It's like great.
How do you think about
her coming back
just for...
Well, it was a little bit
of a tease.
I wonder how much money
Darren Starr gave her.
I know.
It was a little bit of a tease
when they announced it.
She's not filming with anyone.
It's a phone call
and she's by herself
and she went to set
and didn't even have to see anyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's just like
copy and pasted.
So her character's not back.
Her character's not back
but I guess it leaves...
It opens the door.
Yeah.
I would like to see her back.
I don't know how she'd play. I'm not the biggest fan of Just Like That. Me neither but I guess it leaves, it opens the door. Yeah. I would like to see her back. I don't know how she'd play.
I'm not the biggest fan of Just Like That.
Me neither, but I can't stop watching it.
I do like it.
I like the eighties coming back this season.
Okay.
Rank the four main OG Sex and the City characters from best to worst.
Well, the worst one's Carrie.
For sure.
Agreed.
She's a nightmare.
So four Carrie.
If you ever met her in person She'd be the biggest
The nightmare
Carrie or SGP
Carrie
I think SGP's lovely
Yeah I think
Carrie I mean
It's the worst friend
Oh yeah
Carrie is
No SGP's lovely
Okay and then
Then
I see so much of myself
In Charlotte
And
I'm over
I'm like a Charlotte
And a Samantha myself
So I would say
She's the worst to best
The best one's Samantha I would a Samantha myself so I would say she's the worst to best the best one's Samantha
I would say
but then I would say
Charlotte I guess
okay
and then so then
Miranda
and then Miranda
that's so funny
I would go
definitely Carrie last
yeah
and then I think
I would do Charlotte
I'm not
I don't feel connected
to Charlotte
she's kind of annoying
yeah
and it would be a tie
for first between Miranda
Miranda and Samantha
Samantha is everything
like when you rewatch
a show you realize like she's the star.
Yeah, of course.
All the best one-liners are from her.
Yes, her fashion.
She had the best advice.
Yes, the best advice.
Her fashion.
Right, like, Carrie was the fashion girly, the Maxinista.
And really, Samantha was out here pulling looks.
Yeah.
I'm so glad we agree on Carrie being the absolute worst.
That's, like, a lesson you learn.
I feel like when you watch a show as a young person.
You don't realize it, but she is.
No, and then you actually watch a show as like an adult with your own life and your
own friends and you realize like, if this bitch was in my life, I would cut her out
in 10 fucking seconds.
Yes, horrible friend.
Toxic.
Toxic, horrible friend.
Self-centered.
I mean, right, everything comes back to Carrie, but the episode where she, like her apartment's
going co-op.
Yes.
Why didn't you offer me the money?
Right.
Get the fuck out of here.
And it's like, you're literally a woman of a certain age.
You have a career. You're kind of a celebrity and you've chosen to spend all your money on kitten heels. Why is't you offer me the money? Right. Get the fuck out of here. And it's like, you're literally a woman of a certain age. You have a career.
You're kind of a celebrity
and you've chosen to spend
all your money on kitten heels.
Why is that Charlotte's problem?
Why is that Charlotte's problem?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God,
that bothered me so much.
I know.
All right,
speaking of people that bother me,
Mark Consuelos is divulging
in whether or not
he or Kelly Ripa
is the hornier one in the marriage.
Now, how,
speaking of Mark Consuelos,
what I've heard of him
as of late
is he took over for Ryan Seacrest
or Mike Strahan?
Both.
Both of them.
So he's a new co-host.
So now it's like,
you know,
the couple's hosting.
It's a nepo husband.
And it's not,
supposedly not going well
for the first season.
Yeah,
I've heard it's just like,
you know,
I feel like it takes time
to get used to a co-host.
Not everyone can be
a Joey and Claudia.
And he never really did,
he never really did hosting.
No, no.
You know,
I remember from all my children
and you know,
Riverdale.
Yeah. Actor. The sexy actor. So I think My Children and you know, Riverdale. Yeah.
Actor.
The sexy actor.
So I think it's going to take him
a while to get his footing in there.
But now he's in the news so much
because everything he says
is getting picked up
and so Mark Consuelos
went on Watched Reppin's Live
and he obviously started talking
about him and Kelly's sex life
because what else
do these two people talk about
and they were doing
the agree-disagree thing
where Andy gives you a paddle
and you either,
he says a statement
and you basically agree he says a statement,
and you basically agree or disagree.
And the statement was,
my partner is hornier than me,
and Mark Consuelos did disagree,
and he said he was the hornier one.
Oh, I would think that the woman was the hornier one,
because as we know from biology class,
women find their hornies in their 40s,
and men are in their teens, or like 18. No, you're right like 18 so i would think that would be her being the hornier one but i guess you know men men are just
always horny she's pretty have you had an anti-comment on the podcast no he didn't come
on but i was on his i was a guest bartender oh how was that i've done that last year i did it
and was it a dream come true no he didn't let me get a word in edgewise until the after show no
okay same until the after show Same same same
I went when I was in college
It was like my biggest dream
And it was like amazing to be there
And I was like so excited
I had like all these jokes prepared
All these one liners
You thought you were going to do a monologue
He did throw me
He's like you're a big Bravo fan
I was like this is my time
And I was like yeah
And I had like all these things I wanted to say
And he was like that's great Claudia
Thanks for joining us
It is so exciting
But you get half a second Yeah yeah I just know that one day we'll be on the couch a hundred percent yeah
yeah yeah um okay was that all we had to say about Mark and Swale it's like genuinely like not to be
rude who cares uh our fifth and final story before we dive into some deer toasters which I'm just
dying to hear from you on is a little you know business news Starbucks is bringing Their line of Oval Oval aisle Olive oil coffee
Oh
To more cities
Now is that a version
Of like the keto coffee
That had butter in it
I have no idea
They are going full steam ahead
With their controversial line
Of olive oil infused
Coffee drinks
Expanding one of the
Biggest new product launches
In years to many more states
And many more cities
So it's called
Olito
That's what the drinks
Are called
O-L-E-A-T-O
You know what that reminds me of
what
PTSD
what
Olestra chips
Olene Olestra
what is that
oh this is you're too
young for this
what is it
is it like toxic
diet culture
it was fat free
chips it was fat free
fat free oil but it
says on the package
will cause anal leakage
people's there's oil
leaking out of people's
assholes
so I actually went to
a back camp
I know Tony's
Barbers
yes yes yes and
during the weekdays on the afternoon snacks sometimes it was a fudgesicle that was like a great assholes so I actually went to a back camp I know Tony's barbers yes yes yes and during uh the
weekdays on the afternoon snack sometimes it was a fudgesicle that was like a great day because
remember those yeah but they were blue bunny brand and if you everyone only got one but I wasn't uh
when I was much younger I wasn't there you would shank someone behind the shed to get a second no
I actually I was allowed to get seconds because I wasn't fat like I was on the maintenance program
I was there to support one of my sisters. Oh, who shall remain nameless?
Who shall remain nameless?
If you read my book, you know who I'm talking about.
And they give you this bracelet for the summer.
That's just like, I'm here to have fun.
I'm not fat.
Pretty much.
It's neon.
It's like, it's so bright.
And it's like the coveted bracelet.
You know, you could sell them on the black market.
But you went years prior.
Yes.
And I always.
So she was, she was an alumni.
Right.
What's it called?
Alumni.
I graduated.
So your sister had legacy. Yes. So I could basically eat whatever I always. So she was an alumni. Right. Wait, what's it called? Alumni. I graduated. So your sister had legacy.
Yes.
So I could basically eat whatever I wanted.
And I had a couple of fudges that day.
And I didn't realize on the package says, you know, may cause anal leakage.
And that was actually the first time I sharted.
Were you wearing white shorts from a wet seal?
I was wearing yellow because it was color war.
And I actually remember what caused me to shart.
I had had a few fudges that day.
I was like probably eight years old. And I actually remember what caused me to shart. I had had a few fudgesicles that day.
I was like probably eight years old.
And I was on the gold team,
so I was wearing all gold.
And it was the night that color war ended
and they announced,
like, the winner is gold.
And I jumped up.
I was so excited.
And I ran to Olivia and Jackie's bunk
because it was so close
to where we were
and I had sharted.
Well, I can imagine the excitement.
Color war. I was one of those kids.
Did you ever go to camp?
No, I tried to go to Tony's Bar,
but my parents wouldn't pay for it,
because it was $3,000.
By the way, I was just having this conversation
with someone about how most of-
I read Shari Glazer went.
Oh, I don't know her.
Yeah.
Most of my gay male friends didn't go to camp,
because I imagine it would have been
a traumatizing experience
to be a closeted kid in a bunk of all boys.
But I feel like you so missed
out on the the experience of it like if you could have been in the girls bunk like you would they
would have loved you oh I know exactly what happened and so many of my like most fond memories
and crazy stories come from camp well all my my friend Marty um he's a producer over at um out
and about he he's Jewish and all the Jewish kids go to camp again that's where he got that's where
everyone has their first kiss that's where he gets, that's where everyone has their first kiss. That's where he gets finger bangs for the first time.
Yeah, 100%.
It's like, you know,
Jewish camp
and it sounds worse than it is.
No.
It was, you know, but it's.
And that's where I had
my first shirt.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thanks for like making this
a safe space
that I could share that with you.
Absolutely.
You kind of opened the door
with the shitting in the Uber.
Well, yeah, I'm very,
I'm very transparent about it.
You're so honest.
I have to be.
So olive oil coffee.
You told me you've had one.
I've had olive oil cocktails
And coffee
Cocktails I've had
Does that mean they actually
Put olive oil in it?
It's actually delicious
Really?
So they do
Doesn't olive oil
Make you shit your pants?
No
Oh
I don't think you're
Drinking olive oil
I think it's like
My cocktail I had
It just has a few drops
Of it
Infused
Infused
So I think it's just
More of like a way
Of like instead of
Adding a creamer
Instead of adding milk
To take the bitterness I think this is Rounding the flavors out way of like instead of adding a creamer, take like instead of adding milk to take the bitterness.
I think this is rounding the flavors out.
So it says that each of the Starbucks drinks are going to be prepared with a spoonful of olive oil.
It adds 120 calories, according to Starbucks.
And there's also a cold brew with an olive oil infused cold foam.
Cold foam.
It's called golden foam.
I just feel like coffee is fine.
Yeah.
You know, we don't need to be innovating.
I don't know.
Why are you putting fat in the coffee anyway?
I'm drinking black coffee right now.
Do you not do milk?
No.
Why not?
I just, because of the calories.
Oh, okay.
Even the almond milk.
Oat milk?
It doesn't make a difference.
I don't mind the taste of it, so I don't have it.
But I do like, you know, I've been doing matcha a lot lately.
Oh, wow.
You're really toxic.
I love matcha.
You do?
Yeah, but not the, I don't do the lattes because it's too mil wow. You're really toxic. I love matcha. You do? Yeah, but not the,
I don't do the lattes
because it's too milky for me.
That's what I do with water.
I love matcha.
Have you had it?
No, I've never had matcha.
Oh, yeah.
I don't eat anything.
Did you ever find your Starbucks drink
when you were there?
I did, actually.
I really like the Starbucks drinks
at the grocery store.
Okay.
Like the jugs of iced coffee
with a little coffee mate,
hazelnut, sugar-free.
I actually don't like
anything like from Starbucks
right
so I save myself
a lot of money
I just think
I don't think
there's a need for calories
I'd rather like
I save my calories
for other things
that makes a lot of sense
Joey
that makes a lot of sense
you know it's about
it's about balancing
you know in life
so I'd rather eat
like zero points foods
those are like
that's Weight Watchers
yeah I know
I'd rather eat
just like salads
and like grilled chicken
and like nothing all day
and then just get tanked
on two bottles of wine.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the only thing.
And then put yourself down with a sleeping pill so you don't pig out.
So you don't pig out and order a diner.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
Well, Joey, those were the fast five and I couldn't have done them without you.
I know.
This is so much fun.
But what's so exciting is that today's Wednesday, our weekly advice segment called Dear Toasters,
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At shemail.com? At shemail.com?
At shemail.com.
Okay.
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Hello, queens.
I have an issue.
My husband is obsessed with his penis oh i probably am too
but this is next level the infatuation has gotten so serious that i'm truly concerned about
about it and wondering if it might be more common and it's just taboo to talk about
here are some examples he's upset at his parents for circumcising him he says it takes away 30
of his sensation and it is abuse how How did he get the percentage out?
So he uses a device to regrow his foreskin.
He wears this odd device for multiple hours a day to stretch it out and he wakes up early to stretch his penis out for an hour straight.
He sends me pictures of his foreskin growth at least three times a week and talks about
it nonstop.
He measures and keeps track and he wants to talk about it daily and I'm quite frankly
exhausted from it.
I want to be supportive and loving but it's getting so excessive that I almost want to ask if he needs to talk about it daily and I'm quite frankly exhausted from it. I want to be supportive and loving,
but it's getting so excessive
that I almost want to ask
if he needs to see a therapist.
I think his penis is perfect the way that it is.
I also wish he'd use the hours stretching his cock
to do things that actually need to get done
around the house.
Yes.
Would you pretend it's fine
and just continue being supportive
or push him to find the underlying reason
for why he seems to be so infatuated with his cock?
Thank you, girlies.
A toaster who is tuckered out.
It's not normal.
Great question.
And this isn't like a thing that nobody's talking about,
but it's very common.
No.
This is not.
It's terrible.
A lot of men have that kind of missing out thing.
I wish I had, I wouldn't want a full force game,
but it is like.
Are you circumcised?
Yeah, but I think you get more dick if it is uncircumcised.
You definitely get more length.
It's not as sanitary, I believe. Yeah, no, I'm fine with it being whatever. Yeah.cised you definitely get more length it's not as sanitary i believe yeah no i'm fine with it being whatever yeah but there's definitely something underlying
there that's not normal right right to like you know i actually uh met someone who had a penis
implant for girth or length all the above um actually were they gay of course of course because
no straight man's going through all that and when when I tell you, it was all this person talked about.
And it was like kind of insufferable.
Were they a name dropper?
It was just like every conversation was about the penis.
Did he show everyone?
Yes.
Did it look real?
Yes.
Oh.
Do you have a picture of it?
I don't.
I don't.
But maybe I can get one for you. I'll ask if you're interested in the procedure.
I believe he flew to Turkey as well
you can get everything done there
that's the thing
I would definitely find
you know
it's fine
I wouldn't kink shame him
or shame him for it
so either figure out what it is
or
more importantly for me
it's him not getting things done
around the house
when he should be doing that
not acceptable
stretch your dick all you want
but take out the fucking garbage
yeah
I'm pretty sure you can
take your dick out
take your trash out
while your dick is being stretched.
Yes.
You shouldn't take all day.
Put the device on.
He's waking up early to put the device on,
but why don't you wake up early and do the dishes?
Yeah, and if you want,
why don't you tell your husband to send me the pics instead?
Yes, yes.
And then you don't have to worry about seeing them,
and then he can be gone on this day.
But yeah, chores before your foreskin exercise.
Chores before whores.
Yeah.
Chores before whores.
But I hear you, sister.
It can be annoying.
That's what triggers me.
Like when someone's like, it's fine,
play with your dick while you want. But you're not contributing? Yeah. That's where I draw the line. Yeah, I hear you sister It can be annoying That's what triggers me Like when someone's like It's fine Do all
Play with your dick
All you want
But you're not contributing
Yeah
That's where I draw the line
Yeah I need you
I need you to pick this shit up
But I also need you to know
This is like
Definitely not normal
No
Like this is not a thing
We're all suffering in silence with
Yeah
It's definitely a unique issue
And there's probably
An underlying issue
And therapy might
Might not hurt
Yeah I think
There's some
You should go to
Betterhelp.com
Trauma
You should go to
Betterhelp.com
And use code toast
Yeah
Or
No just code toast.
Just code toast.
They get us all, don't they?
They get us all.
No, but I do love betterhelp.
I use it myself.
Toast.
All right, ready?
Ready for our next image?
Yeah.
Hey, girlies.
I'm currently going through a divorce.
It'll be final in three weeks.
My husband's family is very close and tight-knit.
We were always together for everything.
Well, I get a DM today in vanish mode from his first cousin who we did everything with,
like every family event, and he was asking me out to dinner.
He then said it would be fun as long as nobody knew.
I obviously turned it down, but do I mention it to my soon-to-be ex-husband?
I don't want to cause any drama in the family.
I'm about to be divorced from them, but I feel like I would also like to know if this
was happening behind my back.
What should I do?
Mention it to my soon-to-be
ex-husband or let it go?
I would let it go.
Me too.
This is not your family anymore,
not my circus,
not my monkeys.
It's not your problem.
Is a cousin married?
If he was married,
I would say something.
If he's single, then no.
Even if he was,
these people are not
your problem anymore.
Yeah.
Bye.
I would just say,
no, no, ma'am.
I mean, there's also...
Don't say anything.
This is, you know,
a good opportunity
For an anonymous letter
A la Ron and Sam
Yeah a la Snoopy
What do you think
About Sammy coming back
To Jersey Shore
I love it
I think it's funny
I think it's amazing
Yeah
And Ronnie's not there right
No
Good
Ronnie's so toxic
I don't know
I don't know what's
Happening there
Are you filming
No I'm not filming
I have
They can't afford me
Good
I'm only kidding No I have, they can't afford me. Good.
I'm only kidding.
No.
I haven't been really asked.
But I think,
I don't know this for sure,
but I know that there's like something going on with him
like coming back
to some degree.
I mean, he has so many problems
like legally, personally.
I don't think he'll come back
full time.
I think maybe I overheard
that he was like
maybe filming some scenes
or something.
I don't know.
With Sam? No, I don't think so. I feel like she would only agree to come back if he wasn't there. Yeah, I think that's theard that he was like maybe filming some scenes or something. I don't know. With Sam?
No, I don't think so.
I feel like she would only agree to come back
if he wasn't there.
Yeah, I think that's the reason that she did.
Are the girlies on good terms with her?
Yeah, we weren't for many,
we were not on good terms with her.
But she just didn't want to be a part of it.
Yeah, so we asked her to come out
and we had her at everything we went to.
I included myself as one of the girls.
Yeah, you are.
We invited her out for years to come out to things
and she just always kind of ghosted us
and then she unfollowed all of us and blocked us
and now she's back in the thing.
I think she just wanted
to like escape.
I think she was so traumatized
from all that shit
for so many years.
That's another thing
when you go back and watch it,
you realize like,
It was bad.
Ronnie was like
deeply manipulative
and like borderline abusive to her
and like she put up with so much
and like she was just so vulnerable.
Once I rewatched it as an adult,
I was like,
oh, I would never come back either.
Yeah, yeah. I can definitely see that, you know, how it was a shock for. Once I rewatched it as an adult, I was like, oh, I would never come back either. Yeah, yeah.
I can definitely see that.
You know,
it was a shock for her.
But I think now,
I believe that she's single again.
Yeah.
So I think now is the perfect time.
She's fabulous.
She's gorgeous.
She's fun.
She's gorgeous.
She's fabulous.
She's fun and fabulous.
So I think it's a good time
for her to get out there,
hang out with the girls,
you know,
get some more,
you know,
exposure for herself
and, you know,
get some new businesses going,
whatever she wants to do
with her life.
But I think she's always
been fun and lovely
and I'm excited to see
what happens with her.
You're such a media-trained queen.
Yeah.
I'm excited to see
what the future holds.
Okay, back to this girl.
My advice is stay out of it.
Like, don't respond.
Oh, no.
These aren't your people anymore.
You have absolutely
no responsibility
to do the right thing.
Like, goodbye.
Even if he is married.
And what is vanish mode?
Oh, vanish mode is a thing on Instagram where, everything vanishes like snapchat kind of yeah can they see screenshots and sent on instagram no oh no good yeah it's nice i screen
grab everything oh god have you ever screen grabbed and sent it to the person you screamed
at from of course and sometimes i'll gaslight them and be like look what you just sent me
was that you that said was that you that you that it was you on TikTok
was it you
no
there was someone
on TikTok
that said
what to do
if you do that
and a great way
to follow up
like a great quote
to follow up with
to say like
why you
okay what was it
it was something like
oh my god
are you getting
my messages
because every year
this is coming up
like
mine's coming up
as something
oh that's really smart
yeah tell me
if it's coming through it keeps saying not to live it's green on my end or something that's genius yeah Mine's coming up as something. Green, yeah. Oh, that's really smart. Yeah, tell me if it's coming through.
It keeps saying not to let,
it's green on my end or something.
That's genius.
Yeah, yeah.
That's better than mine.
Yeah.
But I'll just gaslight people being like,
look at that message you just sent me.
You're being crazy.
Yeah.
And it doesn't really work.
Read it back to yourself to see.
But honestly, yeah, read it back.
But sometimes you just gotta own it.
But yeah, I was talking to you.
Yeah.
We're having a fight.
Like, I have to vent.
It is what it is.
It's a three-way call. Okay, right. Ready for our third and final to your toasters yes bring it hey girly
swirlies i'm writing in so i can stop being a naggy bitch girlfriend my boyfriend has a great
group of friends from college that he keeps in touch with it's like half girls half boys the
only issue i have is his ex of two years and is in that friend group and she's clearly still in
love with him i completely and fully trust him and he has been nothing but reassuring when i need it i love him to bits and i know he loves me too and i
wouldn't and he would never do anything with her regardless i still find myself just hating this
bitch no matter how much she makes it clear to her to her that they are just friends i still feel
like she oversteps and honestly just wish she would find someone else and move the fuck on
i don't want to let this past relationship ruin my current one do you have any tips on how to
stop resenting this and the fact that they remain friends?
Yes.
I know it seems hard.
It seems crazy.
You need to go into the lion's den
and become friends with this girl.
You have to.
That's actually really good advice.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
First of all,
you're going to realize
that maybe you'll get
some self-assurance
that it's not that.
You have to try to set her up
with someone else
to get her out of there.
Either find a new friend
but you have to become
friends with her because that's going to take the a new friend but you have to become friends with her
because that's going to
take the worry off you
but it's also
keep your enemies closer
whatever they say
and I think that'll give you
more peace of mind
and it'll also drive him
a little crazy
so that might be
something fun
if you get the upper hand.
That is some of the best advice
first of all.
I don't always agree with
keep your friends close
and your enemies closer.
In this case I actually do.
But you know what is one of those limericks that i find myself like really resonating with
the enemy of my enemy is my friend when i find out someone wait and think of your enemy okay
then think of your enemy's enemy oh that person's your friend oh right because like you have a
mutual enemy right right whenever i find out that like someone I know
has like the same enemy as me,
like I'm automatically
like gravitating,
I'm like levitating towards them.
That's like,
is that the same thing
when you like,
you and your friend at work
hate the same person?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
No, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
Sorry.
It's just once
that someone's twice removed.
Yeah, think about it.
The enemy of my enemy
is my friend.
Got it, got it.
Okay, got it.
Isn't that genius?
Yeah, yeah.
It's so true.
What a haiku.
Who's your enemy?
My inner saboteur.
You are literally not okay.
And you are so RuPaul.
Your inner saboteur.
They love to say that on RuPaul.
Are you watching the season?
Is it on?
It just ended.
No.
All stars.
Oh, no, I'm not.
I'm behind.
Who's on it?
Paramount Plus
Oh is Kennedy Davenport on it?
No she's not on this one
This time
It's um
Who's left?
It's Alexis Michelle
Candy Muse
Jimbo
I fucking love Candy Muse
Heidi and Claus
Just had a storm off
She just quit the show
Really?
Yes because she was being bullied
Oh
Who else is on the show this season?
Candy Muse is probably
One of my favorite queens,
but she doesn't really, she's not a winner.
No.
She's great, though.
I love her.
She's an amazing personality.
Yeah, her.
Who else is on there?
You know, you have to watch.
Yeah, by the way, I didn't even know it was on.
Every time, I go to every single event for them,
like every single one of them,
and I always want to bring you with me.
I don't think you're ever interested in coming.
Why?
Will you come to all of them?
Of course.
Yes, I have very good friends.
Did you see the Vegas review show?
Yeah.
It was good.
Yeah, yeah, I went there, yeah.
It was very good.
Very good.
Okay, I will watch, and I would love to come with you.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's true.
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Ooh,
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I can't get rid of the dot.
It's so annoying.
Um,
and then,
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I go on Twitter now.
I tweet.
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I saw you.
You had a slow start
on TikTok
I had a very slow start
on TikTok
I'm still figuring it out
but I'm finding my groove
yeah
you'll find it too
I gotta find my groove
you can do like your glam
glam does so well
on TikTok
that you can do like
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I don't know if you
get ready with something
comedy shtick
while you're doing glam
yeah
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