The Toast - Joey Camasta is RICH!: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. I'm so excited because it's hump day. We are joined by, I was like really shook at how many people were so excited for you to be here. Oh my God. The fans? The fans. Your last episode.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Oh, sorry. It's Joey Camasta. Hey, y'all. Your last episode where you told the story about you shitting your pants. It might be in the Toast Hall of Fame. Oh my God. What an honor. Do you have any other, Have you shit your pants recently?
Starting point is 00:00:26 No, I haven't shit my pants recently, but I'm sure there's something else that's been wild and embarrassing. You've been booked and busy. She is. She's booked and busy. I've been, you know, just working around, trying to make that coin, trying to get that that Oshree rich. Stop. You literally are a Barstool star. Yeah, I know. You are host
Starting point is 00:00:42 of the Out and About podcast. Correct. You still host It's Happening with Snooki Yes Which has been Really an OG Podcast Yeah we've been After it for many
Starting point is 00:00:48 Many moons Many many moons It's been almost Eight years now I think Wow We didn't even know What it was When they first started
Starting point is 00:00:53 How do you juggle It all Joey I just drink a lot And you know Take naps I take a nap Every day at four o'clock Like Dorinda Medley
Starting point is 00:01:01 Really Yeah How long Usually about two hours Holy shit, that's really long. Yeah, but then I wake up
Starting point is 00:01:07 and I'm like, you know, then I can get my things up and then I have to put myself down like a thoroughbred with pills. So you take uppers
Starting point is 00:01:12 and downers? Well, I don't take uppers anymore. I take uppers when I go out to stay up but like, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:17 just during the workday as you know, I put what I can put in in the workday and then, you know, I take some time for myself.
Starting point is 00:01:22 And what puts you down these days? Just regular Xanax but I also do like a Unisom if I'm from overseas I can't get I can't the good stuff I will take a unisom I'll take two a unisom is nice unisom but I was also on the CVS brand name pills for a long time oh like the generic brand ones yeah and how did they work they were good I like those as well those are good if you're a bargain queen are you a bargain queen no you're rich these days working but yeah I'm not I'm still're a bargain queen. Are you a bargain queen? No, you're rich these days. Not rich these days, but yeah, I'm still not a bargain queen.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I'm spending so much money, it's like ridiculous. Are you, now you have this newfound life. I think for a really long time, you were kind of like a sidekick almost. Yes, for sure. Is that rude to say? No, not at all. You were doing Snooki's podcast. Well, I like to say I was living in the shadow of Snooki's poof.
Starting point is 00:02:00 You were living in the shadow of Snooki's poof. That's going to be the tail of my memoir. Love that. It's called Joey Get Out of the Shot, My Life Living in the Shadow of Snooki that's gonna be the tale of my memoir love that it's called joey get out of the shot living my life living in the shadow of snooki's poof it's literally amazing i know but you were always this star you really were i feel very not to like make everything about me i feel like i always saw it you know you've been on the toast your first toast was like back in the day yeah and before we both had chin lipo right yes and you are have always been a star but i'm so glad everyone's seeing it now tell me about life at barstool i never would have pictured you
Starting point is 00:02:29 at barstool but let me just say it's a perfect hey miss portnoy miss oh my god he's so annoyed with me um it's such it's it's kind of like a dream come true it's like i always wanted an environment where i could just be myself and like you know when you had a regular job like did you ever have a real job i did okay remember i did a regular job you're just fucking around all day doing things that are funny practical jokes in the office faxing your friends pictures of your asshole and nobody appreciates you yeah no one appreciates you you're really just doing your the most at your job which you're meant to be doing yeah it's almost like dress for the job you want not the one you have so I just did the job I wanted but not at the job right
Starting point is 00:02:58 right so I'd be like you know in an office but I'd be like you know performing and faxing my ass to people right right so now I just to do that in a professional setting. What is the HR situation at Barstool? Because I feel like... They have one. They do. They have one. But it's getting more and more like, you know, stricter now
Starting point is 00:03:16 because we just got bought by Penn National Gaming. Right. But even before that, they have like the, they have a law, like, you know, they sign you up. But also when you're signing on the papers, it says like, you know, be aware that you will be exposed to lewd situations and things like that. There will be foul language. There will be this.
Starting point is 00:03:32 You kind of know ahead of time what you're getting in for, so you're not like a Christian woman's now can go in there buttoned up, and then I run around with a thong on. I'm not worried about you being, it's too lewd for you, but have you crossed the line? I'm sure I have. But you haven't gotten in trouble? Not yet. Knock, knock on wood. I feel like they love you. They know what they have with you. Yeah, you know, it's too lewd for you. But have you crossed the line? I'm sure I have.
Starting point is 00:03:45 But you haven't gotten in trouble? Not yet. Knock, knock on wood. I feel like they love you. They know what they have with you. Yeah, yeah. But you have to be careful. I mean, I do like, you know, I can have a slip of the tongue next thing you know.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Fired. A certain group of people. Fired. Yeah. They'll get rid of me. But I, you know, it's been really fun. They let me be yourselves. It's really actually when they hire you, they're like, all right, go out and have fun.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Make good stuff and just be yourself. So I've kind of been doing that. So we've been doing great on the podcast. I'm doing a little reality show called Working Girls. It's basically like, it's like Simple Life, but with two unhinged gays. Love, love, love. And is that you and your co-host?
Starting point is 00:04:17 My co-host, Trish. Trish. So we're doing that. We're actually having an event tomorrow for our big episode we're having. And, you know, it's Pride Month, which is the only reason you're here. I've decided to tokenize you. I had a lesbian yesterday.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Oh, who was that? Taylor Strecker. Oh, she's coming on my podcast this week. She's the best. Yes. We're doing an old Yankee swap. Love that. I feel like you're the type of queen who hates Pride Month.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Am I right about that? You do, right? Not because I'm that type of queen. I'm just old. Got it. I've shaken a tail feather with the dyke lesbians on the pier. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:04:53 I do know. They like to fight at the Pride Parade. Do they? Oh, my God. So everyone says, what's Pride like? It's really just a bunch of butch lesbians getting in fist fights. Interesting. And us, you know, and drunk and gays pill swapping.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Pussy popping. Pussy popping on the pier. Taking poppers. Yeah, all of that. I would love to experience pride through your eyes. Well, you can because I'm going to be
Starting point is 00:05:11 having a float, a double-decker bus float for Barstool Sports this year. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Last year, I only had a pickup truck. But this year,
Starting point is 00:05:17 we got a double-decker float. You got budget this year. Budget. My amidas came in. I know I can't say that in front of Spritz. That's okay. Well, that's a tequila-based cocktail.
Starting point is 00:05:24 This is a wine-based cocktail. You know why can't say that in front of Spritz. That's okay. Yeah, well, that's a tequila-based cocktail. This is a... A wine-based cocktail. You know why I love podcasting with you? Why? Because you make me feel like I talk at a normal pace. Oh, yeah. You... People have to slow down.
Starting point is 00:05:34 You know how on the podcast, on Apple Podcasts, you can slow it down? People have to do that to me all the time. Honestly, I feel like I am a professional speed talker, and I can understand people who talk really fast. I swear to God, I missed half of what you just said. Yeah. Isn't it amazing? Well, you know, we're busy New York girls about town.
Starting point is 00:05:49 And we could fill this podcast with what another podcast would do in three hours. Yeah. Doesn't that feel good? Yeah, it's all about time management. So you are going to join me today for the Fast Five. We're going to talk about what's going on in the world of pop culture. I'm so excited. And it's Wednesday, which is the day we do our Dear Toasters.
Starting point is 00:06:03 So we have the girlies writing in their distress they're in need of our help your toasters have they're such a mafia and they get themselves into some pickles we have some stories I chose more of the unhinged ones
Starting point is 00:06:15 because I know you like to go there yeah and I think you're gonna you're gonna like what you hear today I want to say there's like at least like 67% of my fans come up to me and say I've discovered you from the toast
Starting point is 00:06:23 I by the way seriously I love that. That's why I wore this outfit today. Oh, yes. You look very toasty. In case there's any casting agents out there. Yes. I mean, if there are any casting agents out there, don't look at Joey.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Look right at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my show. Are you upset that you didn't get called for for the new and improved New York Housewives? Because you would have been perfection on that show. I don't. I am upset because I want to be considered for everything, but I don't think I would have considered it. Okay. I don't. I'm excited for Jenna Lyons on that show. I
Starting point is 00:06:51 mean I met Uba. Oh. Everything. The model. Everything. Yeah, yeah. She's hot. Funny. Beautiful. Oh, she's funny too? Funny. Pretty and funny. Yeah, I know. I wanted to hate her, but she was so nice. Uba. Uba. She was really kind of everything. Oh, I love Jenna Lyons. Also a lesbian. Yeah, well she's like a name. Oh, is she a lesbian? Yeah, she's a lesbian. Love that. I know she was born with no teeth or eyelashes. What? You have to Google it. It's a whole story. She talks about it in interviews. How did she get teeth and eyelashes? Well, she has a new eyelash line she sells. Oh, that's smart. She has an eyelash line she sells and teeth. I think she just went, you know. Straight to the dog. To Turkey. Straight to Turkey. Should I get a hair transplant in Turkey?
Starting point is 00:07:26 Should you? Yeah, I think I want to do it. By the way, you have great hair, so I actually don't think you need it. But if you were to go get it for whatever reason, I have heard wonderful things. Well, because they give you a free trip out there. If there's any balding, toasting men out there,
Starting point is 00:07:36 Turkey will hook you up. They give you a free flight. They put you up in luxury accommodations. And they say that the flight from Turkey back to New York City is filled with people with like head wraps and nose bandages their mouths completely
Starting point is 00:07:47 like fucked the same thing coming back from where do the girls get the BBLs now oh it's South America yeah so they come back from there like
Starting point is 00:07:53 on their knees backwards on a chair do you ever watch Darcy and Stacey no who are they oh my god the TLC queens no you don't know Darcy Silva
Starting point is 00:08:01 are they the 600 pound life girls no they're two sisters I think they were discovered on like Married at First Sight or 90 Day Fiance, and they got their own spinoff. And they took a trip to Turkey on the show, and they got it all. Waist, hip.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Good for them. Eyes. It was really interesting. Lucky girls. Lucky girls. I'm trying to figure out how to sit. I know Megan Marbles told me one time, you're supposed to sit with your ankles crossed, like a lady.
Starting point is 00:08:23 That's the royal way. But I want to sit like this. You look great. Do I look like I have a fat whale ass if I'm sitting like this? No, you could never, Joey. Okay. I'm going to try different positions. Sound off in the comments below which one you like best.
Starting point is 00:08:34 No, that's creating engagement. Thank you for that. Now, before we dive in, there's kind of been a major update in your life since we last saw you. Yes. You have a boyfriend. I know. It's been almost a year.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Tell me everything. What is life like with a boyfriend after not having one? For over almost two decades. Right. It's almost surprisingly easy and happiest thing in my life. How did you meet?
Starting point is 00:08:57 We met at a bar. Perfect. He was at a bar. It was just a regular old street bar, and I went up to him, and I was myself. I'll say that much. I was myself. I just said, do you want to hear what I said I went up to him. And I was myself. I'll say that much. I was myself.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I just said, do you want to hear what I said? Yeah, of course. My quote was, and I had a couple. I think I was drinking Hennessy at the time. I said, and thank God I didn't say shorty, because I almost did. I said, yo, you got a fat ass. OK. Did you mean fat with an F or fat with a P?
Starting point is 00:09:21 P-H-A-T. Yeah. And then we just kind of met, and we started hanging out at that bar. Did you mean fat with an F Or fat with a P P-H-A-T Yeah And you know And then we just kind of like met And we started hanging out At that party And we realized We had like a lot of stuff in common
Starting point is 00:09:29 And we got along really well And just like you know It was just easy And it's insane Like to know how easy it could be Like you know Everyone says wait for the right person And it's so
Starting point is 00:09:39 It's such a fucking like textbook thing Yeah But it literally I mean you found yours at 19 Yeah 18 Through a shit, what is it called?
Starting point is 00:09:46 A yenta? No. Oh my God. Shit-a. Yeah. But you know, it's just like, it's when you find the right person
Starting point is 00:09:54 that's right for you, it's just like, it's like the easiest thing. You have to find the right balance of everything. So it's about compromising. I mean, I know it sounds fucking cliche.
Starting point is 00:09:59 No. But it's just like, it's like the easiest thing and he's the sweetest, like kindest. He met my family. And is he like soft spoken? Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:06 I'm definitely the star of the show. And what does he make of you? Like you have this enormous personality. He loves it. Yeah. That's what I think. When he first like started hanging out, he'd like send these beautiful notes saying like, I love you because you do this.
Starting point is 00:10:21 And this is how you are and how you're unapologetic. And you're just like out there. That's so sweet. And just like the nicest, nicest thing. He's the kindest man I've ever met. And it's so hard when you have like big, and it's not, you have like an authentic, you don't put on.
Starting point is 00:10:31 No. Like your personality. I can't turn this off. No, it's so. Without pills. Without pills. Without a unisum. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:37 It's so you and it's so authentic and I feel the same. And we're not for everyone. Like we definitely aren't acquired taste. We can be a lot. I think a lot of people consider me like too much sometimes. Yeah. and so to find someone who you don't have to dim your light for is such a blessing yeah no it really is I'm so happy it
Starting point is 00:10:50 really is and it's been it's been nice you know and I've always been terrified that all the things I was scared of in a relationship beforehand now it's like I really just care about his happiness and us together so like you know I you know everyone has the inevitable thought in their head oh god what happens if we break up or something like that my life's gonna be ruined it's like you know it's in a place where I like we care about each other
Starting point is 00:11:08 so much it's like you know nothing will even if we do separate I hope that'll never happen but like it's like you care about them
Starting point is 00:11:13 and you want the best for them you just want them to be happy yeah I love that are you living together? not yet but I am moving I need your help with that
Starting point is 00:11:18 oh you're moving? I've never had a rich apartment before oh I can help you okay it's so exciting I'll give you my budge but um I'll give you my budge
Starting point is 00:11:24 I need do you want to hear my needs for the apartment if there's any realtor that's out there that want to work with me I will not pay a fee, I can help you. Okay. It's so exciting. I'll give you my budge, but I need, do you want to hear my needs for the apartment? If there's any realtors out there that want to work with me, I will not pay a fee, but I will shout you out on Claudia's Instagram.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I need to have, I need to have a sectional. I've never had a sectional in my life. Couch, okay. I need a sectional couch because the thing is, me and baby,
Starting point is 00:11:40 we just lay on, every time I want to watch a movie, I have a cute, a very cute West Elm couch, but it's like, it's definitely for show. Yeah, it's not. And we can't lay down and cuddle a movie, I have a cute, a very cute West Elm couch, but it's like, it's definitely for show. Yeah, it's not. And we can't lay down and cuddle, especially, I'm a large gal.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Yeah, I understand. So, we just get. I have the perfect couch for you, by the way. Oh, good. I know the perfect couch. So, I'm one of the sectionals who can watch the movies there. I want to have a dining room table. I've never had a dining table.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I'm a homemaker. It's a luxury in New York, and you do, you're such an amazing cook. Man, no, I have to have one. You have so many weird talents. It's just three. You're a star, and like, you are personality. Yeah. But you also are an amazing chef. You have so many weird talents. It's just three. You're a star and like you are personality Yeah, but you also are an amazing chef like like actual chef. You're such a Talented makeup artist. You're wearing a full beat today. You look glam. Thank you. And what's your third? Hair? Well, no, it's um, yeah
Starting point is 00:12:17 Cooking, beauty, and comedy. That's the three things. Comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so interesting. I also do like a tablescape That's more of a hobby. Yeah, so you need a dining room. I need a dining room table. I'm nothing huge. I prefer not a cafe table, but I do, I would like at least a four or six seater. Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
Starting point is 00:12:31 I need to have a king size bedroom, obviously. Of course. Outdoor space is preferred, but not like, I know when I'm, if I get to high rise, I'm going to have to have a balcony.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I don't want a balcony. I want to be able to like plant shit outside. It's not a deal breaker. I'm not going to have any sunlight if I have the Upper East Side because I'm going to have to be in the backyard.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Uh-huh. There's no sun back there. Uh-huh. I also need windows. I have The Upper East Side Because I'm going to have To be in the backyard Uh huh And there's no sun back there Uh huh I just need windows I don't have a window Or I don't have a countertop In my kitchen Would you leave the borough?
Starting point is 00:12:50 No Brooklyn? Maybe I mean if I was buying Something I would go to Brooklyn Are you buying or renting? I'm renting Did you buy yours?
Starting point is 00:12:57 No Oh yeah I love renting Yeah I live like a very Carefree life Do you have a side home? A side hustle home?
Starting point is 00:13:03 A what? Do you have a side home? A second home? A country home? No I don't One thing about me I have absolutely No financial assets I don't have a side home? A side hustle home? A what? Do you have a side home? A second home? A country home? No, I don't. One thing about me, I have absolutely no financial assets.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I don't have a car. Your husband's rich. I have like a completely untethered life. Yeah. Jackie's really showing us both up. She has 10 kids.
Starting point is 00:13:15 She has... Two homes. Yeah. Well, she has one home and one kid. And a self-tanning machine in their house. No, that's Shannon.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Oh. My other red-headed friend. That's right. Yeah. You should meet Shannon. You'd love her. I've met her, I think. Oh, good. Who does their house. No, that's Shannon. Oh. My other redheaded friend. That's right. Yeah. You should meet Shannon. You'd love her. I've met her, I think. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Who does she run? She's been running with, she's been making the rounds. I know that Shannon. She's a podcast girly and she's been like podcasting with everyone. I've been seeing her around. She was hanging out with my friend Alex Bennett the other day. Okay. She just hangs out with you.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Oh, you borrowed all her costumes, all her outfits at the stagecoach. Exactly. I remember her. So a fun fact about Joey is you're a huge country music fan. Yes. Which is so unexpected. You're just so dynamic. I know.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I love country music. And we're going to talk, that's our first story, a little of the Morgan Wallen drama. I love him. An update in this story. And I want to get your thoughts on Morgan Wallen. So should we dive in? Can we, before we dive in, I have one very important question for you. Sure.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Who is turdy? I've been seeing these comments everywhere. And I'm assuming, guessing from the toasters are saying, is it your skinny alter ego? No. I mean, that's a good way of thinking about it. But it's just me. It's my nickname. Turdy.
Starting point is 00:14:13 How do you get it? OK. So it all started when Emily Ratajkowski got married. Did she come on the show yet? No. She has her own podcast. I know. We're just very different.
Starting point is 00:14:22 I don't think we would get along. I don't think it's a match. OK. So her husband's name was Sebastian McClurd. So Jackie started calling me Sebastian McClurdia. Okay. And then it was McClurd, and then it was Clurd, and then it was Turd, and then it was Turdy, and then it was Turdy Lou.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Got it. And then when the Murdaugh trial was happening, it was Turdy Lou Murdaugh. I was just there. Where? In South Carolina. Oh, I thought you meant like at the Murdaugh's house. No. What was it like? Charleston? Yeah. It was is cute I don't think I don't think I did
Starting point is 00:14:49 the right things I mean I hung out some good places but I was expecting to be more southern charm like sitting on a porch with a mint julep and like and like eating you know tea sandwiches it wasn't that it wasn't it was something quite different but it was fun um but turdy okay I'm so glad we cleared that up thank you for asking no because i was i was seeing it i felt like i was not in on the joke it's almost like when do you know um you know when uh nicole and coleridge and paris don't say sonasa do you know the story no we never found out the story yet the thing is like at this point we want to know it doesn't even matter i'm sure it would be a letdown yeah okay yeah but sonasa sonasa. But what do you think about Luann and Sonia's like new spinoff show that is like a simple
Starting point is 00:15:30 life type of show? I'm excited to see about it. They're coming on my podcast. They are. Yes, they are. I don't know. I haven't heard much about it. I know that Luann was saying that they filmed it already.
Starting point is 00:15:40 They already filmed a bunch of it. Yes. Because Luann came over solo once. It's filmed and it's coming out soon on Peacock, I think. I'm excited for it. Me too. I like them changing up the format. They're unhinged.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Are they both sober? I hope that Luann is still sober and I don't know if Sonya is. Yeah, I need one of them to take a little bit, to turn up. I don't think they will be for the show. Okay. Would you ever become sober? I would. You would?
Starting point is 00:16:04 You know, I definitely would. I mean, it's not that I am, but I would definitely not be like fully sober. I would need, I would stop drinking, but I would need something to like. Take the edge off. I don't know why they even invented a pill. I only, I would only stop to lose weight. I wouldn't stop for like, for like health reasons. Right.
Starting point is 00:16:18 But like, why didn't they invent a pill that's exactly like, because taking weed gummies is not the same as getting drunk. So why can't they take a drunk pill? No, that's a really good point. Without the calories. Weed gummies are such like downers. They're downers and
Starting point is 00:16:28 you end up eating it because you get so hungry. I know. But if there's an alcohol pill or if there's any scientists out there in the lab
Starting point is 00:16:34 right now listening to the toast invent that pill and I'll buy it. I'll buy it too in a second. Okay sorry I cut you off. Do you want to get
Starting point is 00:16:39 back to the five questions? Oh I mean we do eventually like have to get into it but we don't have to if you don't want to. No I do.
Starting point is 00:16:44 I also love all these things you're getting, all these custom things. Oh, you like my merch? Do you sell that? No, we don't. We don't, but we should. Do you want one? I would love one.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Can I just have the iPad instead? No. All right, ready for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know? Give me a crunch. That was good. Thank you. Very good.
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Starting point is 00:20:11 All right. Our first story. Is a little country music news. Let me get your take. On this whole crisis. From start to finish. I remember this. But Morgan Wallen.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Is officially cleared to sing. After canceling six weeks. Of tour dates. And being on vocal rest. The country singer announced. That he was given the okay. To talk and sing. After being on a weeks long vocal rest. Oh he couldn't couldn't even talk no did she have a notepad she
Starting point is 00:20:28 was passing around going like must have been he said the doc cleared me to talk and sing we're back so i guess that means he's going to be rescheduling all the shows now there was a lot of doubt when it came out that he was going to be put on vocal rest because there's been rumors about him you know struggling with alcohol and like you know people, I saw him at a bar the day before the show. What was your take on the whole thing? My take on the whole thing is it's devastating any time you have to let the fans down like that or do something big like that. So there had to be something very substantial for him to have to do that.
Starting point is 00:20:57 And I don't think it's being, like, that fucked. Because he canceled a whole show. I mean, he canceled a whole tour. Yeah. So if he was really drunk and just fucked up he would have picked up like a couple days after because that's there's a lot of money and even insurance
Starting point is 00:21:08 all that shit goes there he's out on a lot of money true by doing that so if he was just drunk he would have picked up sooner than right they would have
Starting point is 00:21:15 put him on some Adderall do you know what I mean yeah I'm sure he was like messy you know when you're on tour he's a rock star right that's kind of what happens
Starting point is 00:21:21 I don't think maybe that night it was but I think that it had to have been like a progression of things of his health maybe alluded to
Starting point is 00:21:29 not alluded maybe due to him being drunk all the time right you get sick when you're drinking so much yeah so I think it could have been
Starting point is 00:21:35 caused by that but I don't think that's why I don't think he like got fucked up and then had to cancel the thing did you have tickets
Starting point is 00:21:40 for the New York show I did not have tickets thank God me neither I would be upset if we lost them I was like planning on going but one thing about me I'm not going to buy tickets God. Me neither. I would be upset if we lost them. I was like planning on going but one thing about me,
Starting point is 00:21:46 I'm not going to buy tickets until the day before. Do you always do that? One, I'm so lazy. But how do you get the good tickets? Well, the cool thing about being a touring artist
Starting point is 00:21:55 is you have access to lots of tickets, you know? That's kind of one of my perks. I do as well. I'm sure you have a lot. Through the Game Time app.
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Starting point is 00:22:10 that shit is good. It's the best. No, seriously, GameTime is the best. Yeah, code toast, bitch. Okay. Are you going to go to the Aris tour?
Starting point is 00:22:17 What are your thoughts on Taylor Swift? Okay, I talked about this yesterday. I am so excited for the Swifties. What are they called? Swifties.
Starting point is 00:22:23 They're Swifties. I'm so excited for them because they are so passionate about an artist and she is giving it to you fucking full on. I'm not that gal. That's fine. I appreciate her. I think she's stunning. I think she's brilliant. She's a great music artist.
Starting point is 00:22:35 What did Aretha Franklin say? Pretty gowns. Yeah. Pretty gowns. That was mean. Aretha was wrong for that. Yeah. Pretty gowns. So I get the vibe with it. And I do, I'm sure, all her songs are bop.
Starting point is 00:22:47 So I'm sure I've heard a bunch of her songs and I'm bopping to them. And if you went, you would know a lot. I was wanting to go for the pop culture things. It became such a phenomenon.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Yes. It's taken over the world, the globe, if you will. Yes. Every time she has a show, there's like 10 stories on page six. Yeah. So I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Everything's, I want to see her dive into the stage. There's like so many things. But it's a lot of money to spend if you're not like. That's what I said. So if somebody offered you a ticket, you would go for free?
Starting point is 00:23:06 Yeah. I was offered a free ticket. I didn't go. Why? Because I was in South Carolina. Got it. Yeah. And you feel good about that decision?
Starting point is 00:23:14 Yeah. Even though you just said you didn't even really like it that much. Yeah. It was a shitty time all around. But I didn't... I didn't... I didn't miss out too much.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I'm excited that she's doing well I think she's giving The fans like everything I think the ticket prices Are a little crazy I mean but get that bag mama No I mean You would
Starting point is 00:23:32 I didn't I did not get free tickets She's gotta make Bunny back Did she get robbed Of all her songs From Scooter Brown Right
Starting point is 00:23:38 Scooter Brown So she is on A mission to She's also probably By the end of the year Gonna become a billionaire Her net worth is about. She's not one yet?
Starting point is 00:23:45 No, her net worth is about. Kylie slinging those lip glosses makes more than she does? Yeah. What? Even though I think on the Forbes list that just came out,
Starting point is 00:23:51 Kylie was actually lower than Taylor. Taylor, Kylie's. Well, it fluctuates. People don't realize about rich people like us. Our capital will fluctuate. Our capital will fluctuate
Starting point is 00:24:00 and it's more about like your assets. Like Kylie's business was worth a billion dollars, not Kylie herself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Taylor was recently ranked
Starting point is 00:24:07 at 750 million dollars and her tour will generate over a billion dollars and she will become a billionaire by the time the tour ends and is she with
Starting point is 00:24:14 a record label now or she has her own label no she's with a record label but she when she was you know brought to the market to meet all the different
Starting point is 00:24:20 record labels she was only interested in meeting with record labels that would help release her music but she owned the masters to them.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Yeah. I see a lot of Swifties going on on TikTok. They mistakenly listened to the old version and then they thought they were going to, she was going to find out.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Right. She was like, they were going to get shot. Side note, Toasters, did you see the video of Tina Knowles getting pulled out of the crowd when she got lost?
Starting point is 00:24:42 Oh my God, okay. I was dying. I brought this up on the Toasters and you're like, nobody knew what I was talking about. Thank you so much for bringing that up. How the fuck did Beyonce's mom get in the pit
Starting point is 00:24:50 and then all the fans literally hoisted her up and brought her back to security? What was that? I think when I looked at it, it was ground floor, so I can assume that she was in that area. She might have stumbled out of a back room somewhere.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I saw the stage, figured she could just be able to walk through and there would be an opening, but there wasn't an opening there. Oh, my God. I'm so glad you brought that up. Are you going to see Beyonce? I would love to see Beyonce, yes.
Starting point is 00:25:10 So I have the same thing. If somebody offered me a ticket, I would totally go, but I'm not going to buy a ticket. Yeah, yeah. But I've been seeing some content, and it looks- Really fun. It looks really major. She comes down on a horse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:21 There's Vogue Queens. There's a whole- There's Blue Ivy. Blue Ivy. Yeah, she performs as well with box braids. I would love your thoughts on Nepo. Yeah. There's Vogue Queens. There's a whole like... There's Blue Ivy. Blue Ivy. Yeah, she performs as well with box braids. I would love your thoughts on nipple babies.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I'm annoyed that I'm not a nipple baby. Same. Yeah, so I'm just so pissed about it. I mean, I think it's great. I'm not mad
Starting point is 00:25:39 in the slightest. I'm not mad. I mean, if God brought you into the world and that's your thing, what you do with it I think is a different thing. I mean, you could be talented. If you're not talented, then it's just like anything else. the world and that's your thing, what you do with it, I think, is a different thing.
Starting point is 00:25:45 I mean, you could be talented. If you're not talented, then it's just like anything else. But I think that, like I said, Beyonce has the same 24 hours a day as we do. Do you know what I mean? No, that's what Jackie and I always say. The cream rises. You can get the opportunity, but if you stink, you stink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Can't make people like you. Money can't make you talented. Money can't make you likable. Yeah. And money can't, you know, if you say you want to be a singer look at Kristen Stewart when she wanted to be a singer or whatever she was a reality star
Starting point is 00:26:08 she came from a beautiful family and had a reality thing and where is she now it's like you know she wasn't good it wasn't for her Kristen Stewart as in Twilight Kristen Stewart
Starting point is 00:26:15 no Kristen Stewart like Rod Stewart's daughter oh Kimberly Stewart Kimberly Stewart sorry I'm like Kristen Stewart tried to sing and be on reality TV
Starting point is 00:26:22 Kristen Stewart that was just one thing that came to my mind. By the way, that's an amazing example of nepotism being only a springboard. Yeah. And when you think of Kimberly Stewart's most iconic pop culture moments, what do you think of? Oh, the motorcycle on the red carpet.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Yes! Of course. Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that. Yes, of course. When she and Paris tried to ride a motorcycle on the red carpet and almost killed 10 people. Most iconic moment of my life. Those events were so cringy
Starting point is 00:26:45 And choogy Amazing They were like Oh we're doing a pop up For Go-Gurt Squirts They would show up To like any event And they were getting paid
Starting point is 00:26:51 Yeah No you're right Kimberly Stewart Is the greatest example Of nepotism Really not It's a two way street Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:57 You make what's best I mean I look at You know The Richie That girl Sophia Sophia She's the it girl now
Starting point is 00:27:03 Star She's got it She's talented at Influencing And you know Having style She's the it girl now Star She's got it She's talented at Influencing And you know Having style She's a style icon She is
Starting point is 00:27:09 She really is And Jackie and I Were saying last week Did you go to her wedding I did not She was Jackie and I Were saying last week
Starting point is 00:27:15 How she's really Influencing a younger Generation to dress So like not modest But classy Yeah Whereas I feel like For a while
Starting point is 00:27:22 Like thotty was The vibe And everyone had Their tits and asses out And now everyone's Wearing like peacoats wearing like pea coats she looks like she smells so good i know she definitely showers every day you go to her wedding who the octopus lover i had dinner with him two nights ago i'm upset i heard him okay listen i was walking down the hall i hear a gay person coming through the walls and i'm going like this and i'm at the office yeah at the office i'm
Starting point is 00:27:39 at barstool and i'm like there's another there's a gay in the office i can hear her charming your radar yeah she uh he was in um chicks in the office I can hear her your radar yeah she he was in chicks in the office so I go in there I said did you have a gay person in your room he goes yeah it was octopus
Starting point is 00:27:50 lover I freaked out he's not gonna be available for my podcast to come on when he's here in New York but he's not coming on yours he's not coming on
Starting point is 00:27:57 the toast he's a big toaster but I think he wants to prepare for his big his name is Jake Shane he's so talented I'm so glad you know who he is because yesterday Taylor Strecker was like what are you talking about he is the funniest fucking person
Starting point is 00:28:08 when you give numbers you one pencil number two he goes hi hi he's so funny he's really when I met him in person he's so down to earth good you're gonna like love him oh good and he's here for the weekend I'm gonna hang out with him this weekend if you want to come okay good are you around this weekend yeah yeah we need to hang we haven't hang weekend if you want to come. Okay, good. Are you around this weekend? Yeah, yeah. We need to hang. We haven't hanged in a while. Yeah, I know. Let's do it. We had like a year where we went out hard. I know. We were nuts.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I know. We need to do that again. It's been a while. Remember if Ben fell on his head? Ben fell on his head? No, my friend fell on his head. No, where? It was at like some, I think it was like one of those down, you always go to bars that
Starting point is 00:28:37 are downstairs. Yeah. Lots of stairs involved. I know. One thing about me, it's like if the bathroom's downstairs, I'm not going. I'll shit my pants. Just like you in the Uber. Okay, ready for a little bit more pop culture? Okay so tonight is the season finale, third episode for the reunion of
Starting point is 00:28:53 Vanderpump Rules. This is the last one? This is the last one. And everyone has been saying that there's this big reveal at the end of the episode. A reveal? A reveal yourselves! That was good. And nobody knows what it is people are speculating that raquel is pregnant and james kennedy has taken to instagram to tease this big thing being like
Starting point is 00:29:14 this is not a drill so he made a video he said guys if you think it's been a wild ride thus far strap your bloody seat belts the madness begins tomorrow this is not a drill get ready just watched part three was the official official um referee of the tea so we still don't know what it is and the fact that they're blowing it up so much i feel like we can really only be let down yeah because now people are saying like what if raquel is in fact pregnant because she like has not been seen that would truly raquel is the one that got the one that the the mistress the mistress and if she's pregnant that would truly be the craziest thing of all time he's still going out performing I guess he's a he's a he's a cover band oh Tom yeah oh god it's really why does everyone call him worm with a mustache because at part one of the reunion
Starting point is 00:29:58 James was getting so mad at him he was like shut up you're a fucking worm with a mustache oh god that really took off okay got it it's trending it's trending um i think that first of all it's like i said i don't know i don't know why it got so big and i'm saying cheating's never right i guess it got so big because it was like it was she was the best friend and she was like a secret thing but yeah i don't know why this there's the drama the actual the actual meat of the story is a little bit out of like blown out of proportion for what actually happened like no if you've been watching and like you know these people it's really the craziest thing because they're best friends like sure so these two late chicks were like hanging out all day and like all season people and that's fucked up people were coming for raquel saying like she's
Starting point is 00:30:35 not to be trusted with your man and ariana was like she's my best friend you guys like she's rode so hard for this girl we like ariana we love Ariana. She's the hero of the story. Didn't she, didn't she do that to Kristen Jodi, though, in the beginning? Right. So that's what kind of the underlying hypocrisy of this whole group is. But it wasn't really,
Starting point is 00:30:52 it wasn't an affair, though. It was like, you know, like, they weren't really together. The timelines were like a little blurry. But this is a full-on... Kristen Jodi's not mad, so like, I guess we can't be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Do you know any of the Vanderpump peeps? I forgot. I'm sure I've met, I'm sure I've hung out with a bunch of them. Right. Before. But I don't have anyone's phone number. No, you don't have like personal relationships. Like you don't have any tea you could tell me afterwards.
Starting point is 00:31:12 No, not on those girls, no. Well, Jax and Brittany are coming on the Toast. Oh, Jax, he's nice. He's lovely. I saw his name on Jermaine for the Toast lineup. He's coming on Friday. Him and Brittany are recording with me tomorrow. So they're married and doing well.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Married, doing well. Well, see, I'm glad that happened. Because he was the bad one. He was the on Friday. Him and Brittany are recording with me tomorrow. So they're married and doing well. Married, doing well. I'm glad that happened because he was the bad one. He was the original Tom. Villain. Villain, sleeping around. And towards his end of his time on the show. His tenure. His tenure. He was really just like on this mission to show everyone that Tom
Starting point is 00:31:40 Sandoval was a bad guy. And now he's been vindicated. Has Tom Tom Barr opened up since? Yes. Since? Yes. Has it been vandalized? Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:48 It has, really? It has. The bathrooms, people writing to Mariana and lipstick. It's been vandalized. Oh, my God. This is like crazy. It's like serious, Joey. I should have went to LA Pride now that I'm thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Yeah, because there's definitely going to be something going down if they're filming, especially. And they always film during Pride. Yeah. Oh, my God. I just feel bad for all parties involved not for tom because tom did that willingly but both those girls and i think it's always the boy's fault i agree don't you think have you ever cheated no i would never have you ever been cheated on yes that's why i haven't
Starting point is 00:32:16 dated for years you're damaged tim cheated on me who tim tim i hate him from 2012 was it an affair was it like a one-time thing i don't know know. It was like you know. Yeah it was a couple times that they hung out. How did you find out? He told me. Oh wow. He was drinking a blue Powerade at the time. And have you ever been able to drink Powerade since? No I can't even look at it. So funny. And I was at a Wawa. I remember that day very vividly. We were on the beach and I was drinking Skinny Girl Margaritas
Starting point is 00:32:37 out of the bottle. And it's kind of like fucked up of him to do it like out of a Wawa. Because then that kind of puts like a negative stamp on Wawa when it's such a fabulous establishment. Yeah. Wawa are pub subs. Wawa.
Starting point is 00:32:48 More than pub subs. Yeah. So I actually recently had a pub sub for the first time. Same. I didn't think it was all that it was cracked up to be.
Starting point is 00:32:55 Wawa is much better. Yeah. I like Wawa. And the Wawa mac and cheese. Have you had the Panera mac and cheese? I have actually. I actually don't think it's good. No?
Starting point is 00:33:02 What about Chick-fil-A mac and cheese? I actually have never had it. Oh it's fire. The best mac and cheese fast food, say on the count of three. One? I don't know. Okay, take a minute to think about it. Because it's so obvious. I haven't matched it yet? No. Fast food mac and cheese? Yeah. Who else has mac and cheese? Tell me. Boston Market? Boston Market. I was going to say. Boston Market and KFC have really, really similar recipes.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I like KFC's coleslaw. No, KFC's mac and cheese. Like seriously, there will come a time in my life where like I don't care about what I look like anymore. And I will eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the rest of my life. I think I'm going to get it this week. No, it's on Postmates. But Boston Market or KFC, they're just as good.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Where do you get Boston Market around nowadays? In the city? There might be one in Penn Station. 23rd Street. Yeah. Penn Station's disgusting. In some like forlorn district,
Starting point is 00:33:49 there is one. Have you been to the Moynihan train station? The what? Can I just say? Moynihan? The Moynihan train hall. What is that?
Starting point is 00:33:55 It's the fancy Penn Station that you're able to cross the street. No. I took the Amtrak for the first time. They have a first class lounge. Wow.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Just like Delta Sky Lounge. You're like the points guy. What? He was optioned to come over to my house on my podcast. Oh, he should come on. He should come on. Yeah. You're like the points guy. What? He was optioned to come over in my house on my podcast. Oh he should come on. He should come on.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Yeah. I need to find out points. You do need to get your points game. I have the silver the platinum card but I also need to have
Starting point is 00:34:14 that. You need the gold. Why? Four points on dining. Oh. And that's all I spend my money on. So the MX Gold I'll
Starting point is 00:34:21 get that one. MX Gold is like low key a better cheaper card. That's what I've learned from Brian. Oh. And if you go to the points guy dot com slash toast they have the best cards for toasters. Every time I get on So the MX Gold, I'll get that one instead. MX Gold is like low-key a better, cheaper card. That's what I've learned from Brian. Ooh. And if you go to thepointsguy.com slash toast, they have the best cards for toasters.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Every time I get on the plane and I see Points Guy sticker on the side of the bus, I say to the lady, I say, that's my friend. I know him. By the way, same. I touch it. I'm like, you guys, I know him. I touch it. I know this guy.
Starting point is 00:34:37 I feel so proud of him. Isn't that cool? I said, I know him. His name's on the other side of the bus. You need to get your points game on fleek. I travel pretty much for free. I know. I got to do that.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Yeah. And it's actually like I thought it was a thing that like rich people don't do but now that you're rich like rich people don't spend money on anything.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Yeah. And that's the points thing. I got to try to get it. Brian will give you like a full course. A venture, a sapphire,
Starting point is 00:34:59 a blue card. Sapphire is good too. The blue card. No not blue. Sapphire reserve. That's the one I should get. Yeah that's a good one
Starting point is 00:35:04 but honestly the Amex gold is the best card. Oh I have to go get one. The blue card. No, not blue. Sapphire Reserve. That's the one I should get. Yeah, that's a good one. But honestly, the Amex Gold is the best card. Oh, I have to go get one. Yeah, go apply. Do you have good credit? You know, I didn't have good credit because I never really had credit. I thought I had bad credit. I never had credit. You had no credit, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:15 I used my debit card for everything. Me too. And that's when I met Brian and he was like offended that I had to do it. Well, now my apartment's coming up. My thing lost 22 points this month. Your credit? It went down because I was spending too much money. No one tells you this.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Yeah, you're not supposed to use all of your credit limit. I was maxing that. Not maxing. I was not maxing. I was spending a lot of money and then paying it off twice a month. Right, right, right. I wasn't letting it go into delinquent. Well, now that you're moving, there is a credit card.
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Starting point is 00:38:59 I need to go up at least 25 points. No, you're moving up in the world, Joey, and your finances have to reflect that. I know. We'll get you there.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Okay. Okay. Okay. Next story, our queen, Kim Cattrall, is talking about aging and she's not giving us- 66? How old is she?
Starting point is 00:39:12 She is, she's in her 60s. She won't say, but she's in her 60s. 66. Yeah. And she's not feeding us that sort of thing
Starting point is 00:39:18 everyone is like, I'm embracing aging. She says, no, I am battling aging in every way I can and that includes fillers, Botox. She had experienced a major loss.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Yeah. So she had a candid conversation about aging. The 66-year-old actress revealed that she's fighting growing older. In an interview with the Sunday Times, she said that, in my 60s now, I am battling aging in every way I can. There are so many other alternatives now, treatments that can simulate your own body to fight aging. There are fillers, Botox. There are so many different things that you can investigate and try and see if it's for you.
Starting point is 00:39:48 If you have the money and more importantly, the right surgeon, it can't be emphasized enough. You want to look like you. It's not just a vanity thing. I play a certain kind of woman who looks a certain kind of way. And professionally, I'm looking after myself. I so appreciate her like candid and like direct. What was this clap back about?
Starting point is 00:40:05 Was she, was some people saying you're getting too much surgery? No, I think they were just having an open conversation about aging and I think
Starting point is 00:40:10 most women are like, I'm embracing. She's being honest about. And she's like, no bitch, I'm supposed to be playing fabulous women. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:16 And fabulous women get Botox. Well, you remember from Many Moons, Samantha Jones was taking hormones things and eating hummus.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Yes, in Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. She couldn't get her yams. Yes. So Paula Abdul had to get her. Was it her?
Starting point is 00:40:29 No, it was. Oh, yeah, I know. It was her, like, servant who was called, his name was Abdul, but he introduced himself, I'm Abdul, like Paula. Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I remember another thing from when they were in Mexico. My favorite line she always said when he came bringing, like, bringing fresh fruit over, she goes, oh, thank thank you Paolo literally I remember that and Charlotte's just eating
Starting point is 00:40:48 the pudding yeah and then Charlotte shits her pants much like you in the Uber she becipsied her pants becipsied her pants I know um yeah I'm all about that I have a fabulous um meds that I'm I uh I go to you're not embracing the aging you're not going to me neither why would I do that no how old are you if you don't mind
Starting point is 00:41:04 me asking 44 you look great thank you I would have thought you're like 36 well thank you i go i get um you know botox the fillers the jaw fillers do you have a gray hair problem we were talking about yesterday yeah my whole beard is painted on right now really i move the wrong way i'll get it on your bansal chair what do you is that what it's called it's actually boucle but we call it boucle i can never pronounce it's actually boucle, but we call it boucle. Boucle. I can never pronounce it. Neither can we. That's why we call it boucle. What do you use on your beard to...
Starting point is 00:41:29 Just for men. Oh, like the dye. I use beard dye most of the time. But then just for men, I also have this beard mascara. But that's not my favorite product. My favorite product is their beard dye. I love that one. A lot of women use that on their eyebrows.
Starting point is 00:41:43 This is a trade secret. Everyone and their mother uses the root sprays. So I use Rita Hazan strictly. Rita Hazan root spray I use to fill my beard in. If you have any bald spots or thinning hair. If you have a snatched ponytail and your roots are showing. Get the Rita Hazan spray and you spray it
Starting point is 00:41:59 in your roots and it colors it in. Or if you have like a lot of people struggle with like thin scalp coverage. Yes, that's what I use. But on what I use. But on my beard, I use that or sometimes a little dark brown mascara from your lady's purse and a pinch. You can take all your gray whiskers and push them away. I quite literally would have never guessed that that wasn't just your beard. Yeah, it looks you did a great job. Thank you. And so I'm all here for this. I'm not I commend women who embrace the aging. But I also think like we can applaud women who don't want to embrace it. Like look,
Starting point is 00:42:25 speaking of sex in the city, SJP, perfect opportunity. I'm sure she just nicks and plucks a little here and there, but she's embracing age. She's growing her grays out. Yep. Her face isn't,
Starting point is 00:42:34 I don't think she really does do Botox. It doesn't seem like she does. No, but she looks pretty good. I feel like she has to be doing something. Something, yeah. Maybe she does those facial exercises.
Starting point is 00:42:41 I just love that like Kim Cattrall is talking about it, you know? It's like great. How do you think about her coming back just for... Well, it was a little bit of a tease.
Starting point is 00:42:49 I wonder how much money Darren Starr gave her. I know. It was a little bit of a tease when they announced it. She's not filming with anyone. It's a phone call and she's by herself
Starting point is 00:42:55 and she went to set and didn't even have to see anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just like copy and pasted. So her character's not back. Her character's not back but I guess it leaves...
Starting point is 00:43:01 It opens the door. Yeah. I would like to see her back. I don't know how she'd play. I'm not the biggest fan of Just Like That. Me neither but I guess it leaves, it opens the door. Yeah. I would like to see her back. I don't know how she'd play. I'm not the biggest fan of Just Like That. Me neither, but I can't stop watching it. I do like it. I like the eighties coming back this season.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Okay. Rank the four main OG Sex and the City characters from best to worst. Well, the worst one's Carrie. For sure. Agreed. She's a nightmare. So four Carrie. If you ever met her in person She'd be the biggest
Starting point is 00:43:25 The nightmare Carrie or SGP Carrie I think SGP's lovely Yeah I think Carrie I mean It's the worst friend Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:43:32 Carrie is No SGP's lovely Okay and then Then I see so much of myself In Charlotte And I'm over
Starting point is 00:43:41 I'm like a Charlotte And a Samantha myself So I would say She's the worst to best The best one's Samantha I would a Samantha myself so I would say she's the worst to best the best one's Samantha I would say but then I would say Charlotte I guess
Starting point is 00:43:51 okay and then so then Miranda and then Miranda that's so funny I would go definitely Carrie last yeah
Starting point is 00:43:56 and then I think I would do Charlotte I'm not I don't feel connected to Charlotte she's kind of annoying yeah and it would be a tie
Starting point is 00:44:00 for first between Miranda Miranda and Samantha Samantha is everything like when you rewatch a show you realize like she's the star. Yeah, of course. All the best one-liners are from her. Yes, her fashion.
Starting point is 00:44:09 She had the best advice. Yes, the best advice. Her fashion. Right, like, Carrie was the fashion girly, the Maxinista. And really, Samantha was out here pulling looks. Yeah. I'm so glad we agree on Carrie being the absolute worst. That's, like, a lesson you learn.
Starting point is 00:44:20 I feel like when you watch a show as a young person. You don't realize it, but she is. No, and then you actually watch a show as like an adult with your own life and your own friends and you realize like, if this bitch was in my life, I would cut her out in 10 fucking seconds. Yes, horrible friend. Toxic. Toxic, horrible friend.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Self-centered. I mean, right, everything comes back to Carrie, but the episode where she, like her apartment's going co-op. Yes. Why didn't you offer me the money? Right. Get the fuck out of here. And it's like, you're literally a woman of a certain age.
Starting point is 00:44:44 You have a career. You're kind of a celebrity and you've chosen to spend all your money on kitten heels. Why is't you offer me the money? Right. Get the fuck out of here. And it's like, you're literally a woman of a certain age. You have a career. You're kind of a celebrity and you've chosen to spend all your money on kitten heels. Why is that Charlotte's problem? Why is that Charlotte's problem? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God,
Starting point is 00:44:52 that bothered me so much. I know. All right, speaking of people that bother me, Mark Consuelos is divulging in whether or not he or Kelly Ripa is the hornier one in the marriage.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Now, how, speaking of Mark Consuelos, what I've heard of him as of late is he took over for Ryan Seacrest or Mike Strahan? Both. Both of them.
Starting point is 00:45:07 So he's a new co-host. So now it's like, you know, the couple's hosting. It's a nepo husband. And it's not, supposedly not going well for the first season.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Yeah, I've heard it's just like, you know, I feel like it takes time to get used to a co-host. Not everyone can be a Joey and Claudia. And he never really did,
Starting point is 00:45:19 he never really did hosting. No, no. You know, I remember from all my children and you know, Riverdale. Yeah. Actor. The sexy actor. So I think My Children and you know, Riverdale. Yeah. Actor.
Starting point is 00:45:26 The sexy actor. So I think it's going to take him a while to get his footing in there. But now he's in the news so much because everything he says is getting picked up and so Mark Consuelos went on Watched Reppin's Live
Starting point is 00:45:35 and he obviously started talking about him and Kelly's sex life because what else do these two people talk about and they were doing the agree-disagree thing where Andy gives you a paddle and you either,
Starting point is 00:45:43 he says a statement and you basically agree he says a statement, and you basically agree or disagree. And the statement was, my partner is hornier than me, and Mark Consuelos did disagree, and he said he was the hornier one. Oh, I would think that the woman was the hornier one,
Starting point is 00:46:00 because as we know from biology class, women find their hornies in their 40s, and men are in their teens, or like 18. No, you're right like 18 so i would think that would be her being the hornier one but i guess you know men men are just always horny she's pretty have you had an anti-comment on the podcast no he didn't come on but i was on his i was a guest bartender oh how was that i've done that last year i did it and was it a dream come true no he didn't let me get a word in edgewise until the after show no okay same until the after show Same same same I went when I was in college
Starting point is 00:46:26 It was like my biggest dream And it was like amazing to be there And I was like so excited I had like all these jokes prepared All these one liners You thought you were going to do a monologue He did throw me He's like you're a big Bravo fan
Starting point is 00:46:37 I was like this is my time And I was like yeah And I had like all these things I wanted to say And he was like that's great Claudia Thanks for joining us It is so exciting But you get half a second Yeah yeah I just know that one day we'll be on the couch a hundred percent yeah yeah yeah um okay was that all we had to say about Mark and Swale it's like genuinely like not to be
Starting point is 00:46:53 rude who cares uh our fifth and final story before we dive into some deer toasters which I'm just dying to hear from you on is a little you know business news Starbucks is bringing Their line of Oval Oval aisle Olive oil coffee Oh To more cities Now is that a version Of like the keto coffee That had butter in it I have no idea
Starting point is 00:47:12 They are going full steam ahead With their controversial line Of olive oil infused Coffee drinks Expanding one of the Biggest new product launches In years to many more states And many more cities
Starting point is 00:47:20 So it's called Olito That's what the drinks Are called O-L-E-A-T-O You know what that reminds me of what PTSD
Starting point is 00:47:26 what Olestra chips Olene Olestra what is that oh this is you're too young for this what is it is it like toxic
Starting point is 00:47:32 diet culture it was fat free chips it was fat free fat free oil but it says on the package will cause anal leakage people's there's oil leaking out of people's
Starting point is 00:47:40 assholes so I actually went to a back camp I know Tony's Barbers yes yes yes and during the weekdays on the afternoon snacks sometimes it was a fudgesicle that was like a great assholes so I actually went to a back camp I know Tony's barbers yes yes yes and during uh the weekdays on the afternoon snack sometimes it was a fudgesicle that was like a great day because
Starting point is 00:47:49 remember those yeah but they were blue bunny brand and if you everyone only got one but I wasn't uh when I was much younger I wasn't there you would shank someone behind the shed to get a second no I actually I was allowed to get seconds because I wasn't fat like I was on the maintenance program I was there to support one of my sisters. Oh, who shall remain nameless? Who shall remain nameless? If you read my book, you know who I'm talking about. And they give you this bracelet for the summer. That's just like, I'm here to have fun.
Starting point is 00:48:11 I'm not fat. Pretty much. It's neon. It's like, it's so bright. And it's like the coveted bracelet. You know, you could sell them on the black market. But you went years prior. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:20 And I always. So she was, she was an alumni. Right. What's it called? Alumni. I graduated. So your sister had legacy. Yes. So I could basically eat whatever I always. So she was an alumni. Right. Wait, what's it called? Alumni. I graduated. So your sister had legacy. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:26 So I could basically eat whatever I wanted. And I had a couple of fudges that day. And I didn't realize on the package says, you know, may cause anal leakage. And that was actually the first time I sharted. Were you wearing white shorts from a wet seal? I was wearing yellow because it was color war. And I actually remember what caused me to shart. I had had a few fudges that day.
Starting point is 00:48:44 I was like probably eight years old. And I actually remember what caused me to shart. I had had a few fudgesicles that day. I was like probably eight years old. And I was on the gold team, so I was wearing all gold. And it was the night that color war ended and they announced, like, the winner is gold. And I jumped up.
Starting point is 00:48:56 I was so excited. And I ran to Olivia and Jackie's bunk because it was so close to where we were and I had sharted. Well, I can imagine the excitement. Color war. I was one of those kids. Did you ever go to camp?
Starting point is 00:49:07 No, I tried to go to Tony's Bar, but my parents wouldn't pay for it, because it was $3,000. By the way, I was just having this conversation with someone about how most of- I read Shari Glazer went. Oh, I don't know her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Most of my gay male friends didn't go to camp, because I imagine it would have been a traumatizing experience to be a closeted kid in a bunk of all boys. But I feel like you so missed out on the the experience of it like if you could have been in the girls bunk like you would they would have loved you oh I know exactly what happened and so many of my like most fond memories and crazy stories come from camp well all my my friend Marty um he's a producer over at um out
Starting point is 00:49:37 and about he he's Jewish and all the Jewish kids go to camp again that's where he got that's where everyone has their first kiss that's where he gets, that's where everyone has their first kiss. That's where he gets finger bangs for the first time. Yeah, 100%. It's like, you know, Jewish camp and it sounds worse than it is. No. It was, you know, but it's.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And that's where I had my first shirt. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. Thanks for like making this a safe space that I could share that with you.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Absolutely. You kind of opened the door with the shitting in the Uber. Well, yeah, I'm very, I'm very transparent about it. You're so honest. I have to be. So olive oil coffee.
Starting point is 00:50:03 You told me you've had one. I've had olive oil cocktails And coffee Cocktails I've had Does that mean they actually Put olive oil in it? It's actually delicious Really?
Starting point is 00:50:10 So they do Doesn't olive oil Make you shit your pants? No Oh I don't think you're Drinking olive oil I think it's like
Starting point is 00:50:15 My cocktail I had It just has a few drops Of it Infused Infused So I think it's just More of like a way Of like instead of
Starting point is 00:50:21 Adding a creamer Instead of adding milk To take the bitterness I think this is Rounding the flavors out way of like instead of adding a creamer, take like instead of adding milk to take the bitterness. I think this is rounding the flavors out. So it says that each of the Starbucks drinks are going to be prepared with a spoonful of olive oil. It adds 120 calories, according to Starbucks. And there's also a cold brew with an olive oil infused cold foam. Cold foam.
Starting point is 00:50:39 It's called golden foam. I just feel like coffee is fine. Yeah. You know, we don't need to be innovating. I don't know. Why are you putting fat in the coffee anyway? I'm drinking black coffee right now. Do you not do milk?
Starting point is 00:50:51 No. Why not? I just, because of the calories. Oh, okay. Even the almond milk. Oat milk? It doesn't make a difference. I don't mind the taste of it, so I don't have it.
Starting point is 00:50:59 But I do like, you know, I've been doing matcha a lot lately. Oh, wow. You're really toxic. I love matcha. You do? Yeah, but not the, I don't do the lattes because it's too mil wow. You're really toxic. I love matcha. You do? Yeah, but not the, I don't do the lattes because it's too milky for me.
Starting point is 00:51:07 That's what I do with water. I love matcha. Have you had it? No, I've never had matcha. Oh, yeah. I don't eat anything. Did you ever find your Starbucks drink when you were there?
Starting point is 00:51:15 I did, actually. I really like the Starbucks drinks at the grocery store. Okay. Like the jugs of iced coffee with a little coffee mate, hazelnut, sugar-free. I actually don't like
Starting point is 00:51:25 anything like from Starbucks right so I save myself a lot of money I just think I don't think there's a need for calories I'd rather like
Starting point is 00:51:31 I save my calories for other things that makes a lot of sense Joey that makes a lot of sense you know it's about it's about balancing you know in life
Starting point is 00:51:37 so I'd rather eat like zero points foods those are like that's Weight Watchers yeah I know I'd rather eat just like salads and like grilled chicken
Starting point is 00:51:43 and like nothing all day and then just get tanked on two bottles of wine. Yeah, yeah. That's the only thing. And then put yourself down with a sleeping pill so you don't pig out. So you don't pig out and order a diner. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:52 A hundred percent. Well, Joey, those were the fast five and I couldn't have done them without you. I know. This is so much fun. But what's so exciting is that today's Wednesday, our weekly advice segment called Dear Toasters, where you can write in to deartoasters at gmail.com and we will read your prompt on air. At shemail.com? At shemail.com?
Starting point is 00:52:05 At shemail.com. Okay. Gmail.com. And it's totally anonymous and we have some fucking wild ones today because of course we do. It's Joey. Today's episode is brought to you by the Farmer's Dog.
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Starting point is 00:53:48 but this is next level the infatuation has gotten so serious that i'm truly concerned about about it and wondering if it might be more common and it's just taboo to talk about here are some examples he's upset at his parents for circumcising him he says it takes away 30 of his sensation and it is abuse how How did he get the percentage out? So he uses a device to regrow his foreskin. He wears this odd device for multiple hours a day to stretch it out and he wakes up early to stretch his penis out for an hour straight. He sends me pictures of his foreskin growth at least three times a week and talks about it nonstop.
Starting point is 00:54:18 He measures and keeps track and he wants to talk about it daily and I'm quite frankly exhausted from it. I want to be supportive and loving but it's getting so excessive that I almost want to ask if he needs to talk about it daily and I'm quite frankly exhausted from it. I want to be supportive and loving, but it's getting so excessive that I almost want to ask if he needs to see a therapist. I think his penis is perfect the way that it is. I also wish he'd use the hours stretching his cock
Starting point is 00:54:33 to do things that actually need to get done around the house. Yes. Would you pretend it's fine and just continue being supportive or push him to find the underlying reason for why he seems to be so infatuated with his cock? Thank you, girlies.
Starting point is 00:54:44 A toaster who is tuckered out. It's not normal. Great question. And this isn't like a thing that nobody's talking about, but it's very common. No. This is not. It's terrible.
Starting point is 00:54:52 A lot of men have that kind of missing out thing. I wish I had, I wouldn't want a full force game, but it is like. Are you circumcised? Yeah, but I think you get more dick if it is uncircumcised. You definitely get more length. It's not as sanitary, I believe. Yeah, no, I'm fine with it being whatever. Yeah.cised you definitely get more length it's not as sanitary i believe yeah no i'm fine with it being whatever yeah but there's definitely something underlying there that's not normal right right to like you know i actually uh met someone who had a penis
Starting point is 00:55:14 implant for girth or length all the above um actually were they gay of course of course because no straight man's going through all that and when when I tell you, it was all this person talked about. And it was like kind of insufferable. Were they a name dropper? It was just like every conversation was about the penis. Did he show everyone? Yes. Did it look real?
Starting point is 00:55:37 Yes. Oh. Do you have a picture of it? I don't. I don't. But maybe I can get one for you. I'll ask if you're interested in the procedure. I believe he flew to Turkey as well you can get everything done there
Starting point is 00:55:46 that's the thing I would definitely find you know it's fine I wouldn't kink shame him or shame him for it so either figure out what it is or
Starting point is 00:55:53 more importantly for me it's him not getting things done around the house when he should be doing that not acceptable stretch your dick all you want but take out the fucking garbage yeah
Starting point is 00:56:00 I'm pretty sure you can take your dick out take your trash out while your dick is being stretched. Yes. You shouldn't take all day. Put the device on. He's waking up early to put the device on,
Starting point is 00:56:09 but why don't you wake up early and do the dishes? Yeah, and if you want, why don't you tell your husband to send me the pics instead? Yes, yes. And then you don't have to worry about seeing them, and then he can be gone on this day. But yeah, chores before your foreskin exercise. Chores before whores.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Yeah. Chores before whores. But I hear you, sister. It can be annoying. That's what triggers me. Like when someone's like, it's fine, play with your dick while you want. But you're not contributing? Yeah. That's where I draw the line. Yeah, I hear you sister It can be annoying That's what triggers me Like when someone's like It's fine Do all Play with your dick
Starting point is 00:56:25 All you want But you're not contributing Yeah That's where I draw the line Yeah I need you I need you to pick this shit up But I also need you to know This is like
Starting point is 00:56:30 Definitely not normal No Like this is not a thing We're all suffering in silence with Yeah It's definitely a unique issue And there's probably An underlying issue
Starting point is 00:56:38 And therapy might Might not hurt Yeah I think There's some You should go to Betterhelp.com Trauma You should go to
Starting point is 00:56:42 Betterhelp.com And use code toast Yeah Or No just code toast. Just code toast. They get us all, don't they? They get us all.
Starting point is 00:56:49 No, but I do love betterhelp. I use it myself. Toast. All right, ready? Ready for our next image? Yeah. Hey, girlies. I'm currently going through a divorce.
Starting point is 00:56:58 It'll be final in three weeks. My husband's family is very close and tight-knit. We were always together for everything. Well, I get a DM today in vanish mode from his first cousin who we did everything with, like every family event, and he was asking me out to dinner. He then said it would be fun as long as nobody knew. I obviously turned it down, but do I mention it to my soon-to-be ex-husband? I don't want to cause any drama in the family.
Starting point is 00:57:21 I'm about to be divorced from them, but I feel like I would also like to know if this was happening behind my back. What should I do? Mention it to my soon-to-be ex-husband or let it go? I would let it go. Me too. This is not your family anymore,
Starting point is 00:57:31 not my circus, not my monkeys. It's not your problem. Is a cousin married? If he was married, I would say something. If he's single, then no. Even if he was,
Starting point is 00:57:38 these people are not your problem anymore. Yeah. Bye. I would just say, no, no, ma'am. I mean, there's also... Don't say anything.
Starting point is 00:57:43 This is, you know, a good opportunity For an anonymous letter A la Ron and Sam Yeah a la Snoopy What do you think About Sammy coming back To Jersey Shore
Starting point is 00:57:52 I love it I think it's funny I think it's amazing Yeah And Ronnie's not there right No Good Ronnie's so toxic
Starting point is 00:57:58 I don't know I don't know what's Happening there Are you filming No I'm not filming I have They can't afford me Good
Starting point is 00:58:04 I'm only kidding No I have, they can't afford me. Good. I'm only kidding. No. I haven't been really asked. But I think, I don't know this for sure, but I know that there's like something going on with him like coming back
Starting point is 00:58:14 to some degree. I mean, he has so many problems like legally, personally. I don't think he'll come back full time. I think maybe I overheard that he was like maybe filming some scenes
Starting point is 00:58:23 or something. I don't know. With Sam? No, I don't think so. I feel like she would only agree to come back if he wasn't there. Yeah, I think that's theard that he was like maybe filming some scenes or something. I don't know. With Sam? No, I don't think so. I feel like she would only agree to come back if he wasn't there. Yeah, I think that's the reason that she did. Are the girlies on good terms with her?
Starting point is 00:58:31 Yeah, we weren't for many, we were not on good terms with her. But she just didn't want to be a part of it. Yeah, so we asked her to come out and we had her at everything we went to. I included myself as one of the girls. Yeah, you are. We invited her out for years to come out to things
Starting point is 00:58:41 and she just always kind of ghosted us and then she unfollowed all of us and blocked us and now she's back in the thing. I think she just wanted to like escape. I think she was so traumatized from all that shit for so many years.
Starting point is 00:58:52 That's another thing when you go back and watch it, you realize like, It was bad. Ronnie was like deeply manipulative and like borderline abusive to her and like she put up with so much
Starting point is 00:58:59 and like she was just so vulnerable. Once I rewatched it as an adult, I was like, oh, I would never come back either. Yeah, yeah. I can definitely see that, you know, how it was a shock for. Once I rewatched it as an adult, I was like, oh, I would never come back either. Yeah, yeah. I can definitely see that. You know, it was a shock for her.
Starting point is 00:59:07 But I think now, I believe that she's single again. Yeah. So I think now is the perfect time. She's fabulous. She's gorgeous. She's fun. She's gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:59:15 She's fabulous. She's fun and fabulous. So I think it's a good time for her to get out there, hang out with the girls, you know, get some more, you know,
Starting point is 00:59:20 exposure for herself and, you know, get some new businesses going, whatever she wants to do with her life. But I think she's always been fun and lovely and I'm excited to see
Starting point is 00:59:27 what happens with her. You're such a media-trained queen. Yeah. I'm excited to see what the future holds. Okay, back to this girl. My advice is stay out of it. Like, don't respond.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Oh, no. These aren't your people anymore. You have absolutely no responsibility to do the right thing. Like, goodbye. Even if he is married. And what is vanish mode?
Starting point is 00:59:49 Oh, vanish mode is a thing on Instagram where, everything vanishes like snapchat kind of yeah can they see screenshots and sent on instagram no oh no good yeah it's nice i screen grab everything oh god have you ever screen grabbed and sent it to the person you screamed at from of course and sometimes i'll gaslight them and be like look what you just sent me was that you that said was that you that you that it was you on TikTok was it you no there was someone on TikTok
Starting point is 01:00:08 that said what to do if you do that and a great way to follow up like a great quote to follow up with to say like
Starting point is 01:00:12 why you okay what was it it was something like oh my god are you getting my messages because every year this is coming up
Starting point is 01:00:19 like mine's coming up as something oh that's really smart yeah tell me if it's coming through it keeps saying not to live it's green on my end or something that's genius yeah Mine's coming up as something. Green, yeah. Oh, that's really smart. Yeah, tell me if it's coming through. It keeps saying not to let, it's green on my end or something.
Starting point is 01:00:27 That's genius. Yeah, yeah. That's better than mine. Yeah. But I'll just gaslight people being like, look at that message you just sent me. You're being crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:33 And it doesn't really work. Read it back to yourself to see. But honestly, yeah, read it back. But sometimes you just gotta own it. But yeah, I was talking to you. Yeah. We're having a fight. Like, I have to vent.
Starting point is 01:00:44 It is what it is. It's a three-way call. Okay, right. Ready for our third and final to your toasters yes bring it hey girly swirlies i'm writing in so i can stop being a naggy bitch girlfriend my boyfriend has a great group of friends from college that he keeps in touch with it's like half girls half boys the only issue i have is his ex of two years and is in that friend group and she's clearly still in love with him i completely and fully trust him and he has been nothing but reassuring when i need it i love him to bits and i know he loves me too and i wouldn't and he would never do anything with her regardless i still find myself just hating this bitch no matter how much she makes it clear to her to her that they are just friends i still feel
Starting point is 01:01:16 like she oversteps and honestly just wish she would find someone else and move the fuck on i don't want to let this past relationship ruin my current one do you have any tips on how to stop resenting this and the fact that they remain friends? Yes. I know it seems hard. It seems crazy. You need to go into the lion's den and become friends with this girl.
Starting point is 01:01:32 You have to. That's actually really good advice. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. First of all, you're going to realize that maybe you'll get some self-assurance
Starting point is 01:01:37 that it's not that. You have to try to set her up with someone else to get her out of there. Either find a new friend but you have to become friends with her because that's going to take the a new friend but you have to become friends with her because that's going to
Starting point is 01:01:45 take the worry off you but it's also keep your enemies closer whatever they say and I think that'll give you more peace of mind and it'll also drive him a little crazy
Starting point is 01:01:55 so that might be something fun if you get the upper hand. That is some of the best advice first of all. I don't always agree with keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Starting point is 01:02:03 In this case I actually do. But you know what is one of those limericks that i find myself like really resonating with the enemy of my enemy is my friend when i find out someone wait and think of your enemy okay then think of your enemy's enemy oh that person's your friend oh right because like you have a mutual enemy right right whenever i find out that like someone I know has like the same enemy as me, like I'm automatically like gravitating,
Starting point is 01:02:28 I'm like levitating towards them. That's like, is that the same thing when you like, you and your friend at work hate the same person? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Yes, yes. No, no, it's not. No, it's not. Sorry. It's just once that someone's twice removed. Yeah, think about it. The enemy of my enemy
Starting point is 01:02:41 is my friend. Got it, got it. Okay, got it. Isn't that genius? Yeah, yeah. It's so true. What a haiku. Who's your enemy?
Starting point is 01:02:49 My inner saboteur. You are literally not okay. And you are so RuPaul. Your inner saboteur. They love to say that on RuPaul. Are you watching the season? Is it on? It just ended.
Starting point is 01:03:00 No. All stars. Oh, no, I'm not. I'm behind. Who's on it? Paramount Plus Oh is Kennedy Davenport on it? No she's not on this one
Starting point is 01:03:08 This time It's um Who's left? It's Alexis Michelle Candy Muse Jimbo I fucking love Candy Muse Heidi and Claus
Starting point is 01:03:16 Just had a storm off She just quit the show Really? Yes because she was being bullied Oh Who else is on the show this season? Candy Muse is probably One of my favorite queens,
Starting point is 01:03:25 but she doesn't really, she's not a winner. No. She's great, though. I love her. She's an amazing personality. Yeah, her. Who else is on there? You know, you have to watch.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Yeah, by the way, I didn't even know it was on. Every time, I go to every single event for them, like every single one of them, and I always want to bring you with me. I don't think you're ever interested in coming. Why? Will you come to all of them? Of course.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Yes, I have very good friends. Did you see the Vegas review show? Yeah. It was good. Yeah, yeah, I went there, yeah. It was very good. Very good. Okay, I will watch, and I would love to come with you.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Yeah. Okay. That's true. Well, that's Joey on the Toast, but you can catch Joey all week long on your podcast, Out and About. Out and About comes out every Wednesday, every Friday on barstowesports.com, or anywhere where fine podcasts are found. And then you also have your podcast with Snooki, which comes out. Every Friday. It's called It's Happening with Snooki andcom or anywhere. Find podcasts are found. And then you also have your podcast with Snooki, which comes out every Friday.
Starting point is 01:04:06 It's called it's happening with Snooki and Joey. Anywhere. Find pockets are found. You can follow me at Joey Kamasta on all social platforms. Like which ones? Instagram at Joey Kamasta. TikTok. TikTok at Joey.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Dot Kamasta. Ooh, I know. I can't get rid of the dot. It's so annoying. Um, and then, you know,
Starting point is 01:04:21 Twitter. I go on Twitter now. I tweet. I tweet. I got to get bigger on. I saw you. You had a slow start on TikTok
Starting point is 01:04:25 I had a very slow start on TikTok I'm still figuring it out but I'm finding my groove yeah you'll find it too I gotta find my groove you can do like your glam
Starting point is 01:04:33 glam does so well on TikTok that you can do like your funny I don't know if you get ready with something comedy shtick while you're doing glam
Starting point is 01:04:39 yeah I love that we'll figure it out so follow Joey thank you so much for being here I love you I'll come back anytime
Starting point is 01:04:44 I know you will and I would love to have you again and please be nice to me toasters they will they love you did you see the outcrying of support when you were announced
Starting point is 01:04:49 I'm so excited I was shocked and tell a friend tell a friend to follow me tell a friend thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast the millennial morning show
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