The Toast - Jonah and His Boundaries, Taylor and His Flip: Tuesday, July 11th, 2023
Episode Date: July 11, 2023Jonah Hill’s Ex Sarah Brady Claims He Was ‘Emotionally Abusive’ (People) (14:34)Taylor Swift Gives Nod to Taylor Lautner’s Impressive ‘Flips’ During Kansas City Show (Internationa...l The News) (30:10)Renee Rapp Leaving ‘Sex Lives of College Girls’ in Season 3 (Variety) (42:22)Kim Kardashian Brings The Drama in Purple Dress at Dolce & Gabbana Show (Page Six Style) (51:51)Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann Call Off Divorce 2 Months After Filing (Page Six) (57:40)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Tuesday. It's a
gorgeous day in New York. It is and we have a 29 year old. Wow just going right into the
ageism. Okay. Because you are a new woman today than you were last we saw you on
the Toast. You have officially grown by a year. Turned 18. You have officially turned 18.
I've turned 18. So excited for what this year will bring me turned 18. I've turned 18.
I'm so excited for what this year will bring me, you know?
I could buy porn. A pack of cigarettes.
Cigarettes.
I could enlist.
Should I?
I think you should.
I think that's really what I need.
I mean, I do think, like, they would throw you overboard.
The way I wouldn't last 10 minutes in the army.
First, because I would just annoy the fuck out of everyone.
I'd look for, like, a community of, like of like you know fellow army goers who like love show tunes and the kardashians and everyone would find
me annoying and then like the first day i have to wake up what like 4 a.m you would not stop
complaining oh my god endlessly that was like one of my nightmares growing up like being sent to
military school you know i don't know why like ever i feel like our generation maybe it was cadet
kelly like that was like the punishment like if she's bad, she's going to go to military school.
No, that's just, like, kids.
No, I feel like it was very much, like, a 90s, early 2000s thing.
Like, because of Cadet Kelly.
Not because of Cadet Kelly.
But I feel like now there's other things that they're, like, if she's bad, she's going to.
Right.
And then it was, like, those Provo Canyon type schools.
Yeah.
What are the kids scared of these days?
I don't know. Me neither. Not much.
I think that's the problem. With this generation. There's no like looming threat. No not me turning
29 and like talking about the kids you know. That's what happens. That's what happens. So we
are back in studio. I took yesterday off even though we recorded actually for yesterday in
lieu of a toast episode there was a Patreon podcast that was probably one of my favorite
ones ever. Why was it
your favorite one? Because it was all about me.
It was all about Turdy. Everyone submitted the
most random topics and we
ventured to see if Turdy could make it about her.
And you know what? She made mostly everything about her
but there were a few things that she was stumped.
What did I get stumped on? Alaska.
Alaska. I couldn't make it about myself.
Aldi supermarket.
Never been to one.
And like the Spanish war.
But we never heard of it.
But then we decided that one wasn't fair.
We found a way.
The thing is, it was a great episode.
So if you're a Patreon member, you heard from us yesterday.
But if you're just a regular toaster, we haven't seen you in quite a bit.
Hope everybody had a great weekend.
How was your weekend?
It was amazing. Celebrated my birthday on Saturday with, you know,
friends. Yesterday, big family day. It was really an amazing birthday. Like I,
there's no post birthday blues here. Like I feel so, I feel like that's how you
should feel after like a good birthday. Like so grateful. Such wonderful people
in my life. Everybody wrote me such beautiful cards. Really Jackie. I read the card one more time before I went to bed.
It was hands down the best written card
I've ever gotten in my life.
Well and that says a lot.
That actually doesn't say too much
because you don't really like write cards for people.
I didn't say it was the best card I'd ever written.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't like to write cards.
No, no, no, no, no, you didn't let me finish my sentence.
Maybe if you let me finish my sentence.
Cause it sounded like an insult.
No, I said because you don't really write emotional cards for people, people don't write the most
emotional cards for you because they know it's, like, not that important to you.
You give what you get.
Yeah.
Like, there are some people in the family who are known for, one, like, writing emotional
cards and also loving emotional cards.
And, like, that's just not for you in general.
So that's why I feel like you don't get always, like, the most emotional card.
But I was like, I don't care what like the most emotional card but I was like I
don't care what this bitch wants like I have a lot to say to her it's what this bitch needs I have
a lot to say to her and I'm gonna say it you know let's talk about my reputation when it comes to
cards in the family because I have something cards are really important in our family so are gifts
but like cards you better be saying something and everyone like jokes like I watch the person
reading it we're like it was that a tear? Was that a laugh? It's a competition.
It's a competition.
For sure.
Who can make you cry?
So everyone knows I'm like the loser in that competition.
Like I write the worst cards.
And like it's like a joke.
Like Claudia doesn't even try.
Blah, blah, blah.
Sometimes you don't even write a card.
Okay, that was, okay.
There was like five years ago where like I didn't write anyone a card for like a year.
It was like last year.
No, it was really.
It was recently you decided like you are who you are and you're not writing cards.
Jackie, I swear to God that was like years ago. I promise. But wait, let me get to my point. Just like it was three to decided like you are who you are and you're not writing cards.
Jackie, I swear to God that was like years ago.
I promise.
But wait, let me get to my point.
Just like it was three to four months ago. Shut up.
Let me get to my point.
My point is like I have this reputation and I think it's high time everybody knows like
I have that reputation.
Sure.
But when I sit down to write someone a card, like I really like I'm writing like from the
heart, like I'm like trying really hard.
And then like everybody's like, oh, that's the best you got you got like I'm not it's not for lack of trying which makes
it really sad I feel the same way for me my cards are always like pretty middle of the land I'm
never the well sometimes I'm the best if I have a lot to say but I'm I'm never like the standout
card writer but I'm telling you when I sit down to write it like there's not a false word on the
page no and like I tear up yeah no I agree and also what's so frustrating is so many like cliched sentences like I mean with every fiber of my being they
ring true but they sound corny right it's like you're the most amazing sister like I am like I
mean that when I say that I feel that 100% writing cards is really hard it is Olivia is like the best
she's we call her like the hallmark. But girly.
But I just want to say like just because I think when we all open cards we judge them based on their length. Correct?
No. Not necessarily. But of course.
If it's really long it's like wow this person really tried. And I just don't like fully agree with that.
I don't think that's what it is.
Okay.
I feel like everyone's cards are pretty much the same length of like the two pages,
one and a half on the card. Yeah. I just, I find writing cards like really hard. I do too,
but it's always like fun when you have something to say. Like yesterday I had something to say,
so I didn't dread it. Well, it was beautiful. It was an amazing day. So many well wishes from,
you know, celebrities in my DMs, which is really. All you really wanted.
That's why I went to bed with a big smile on my face.
That's why you're okay with your birthday.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
No, and I really am okay with my birthday.
Like, I don't really mind my age.
Like, I like the way, you know, I like where I'm at in my life, my career.
I love the way that I look.
Like, I'm okay.
That's great.
I do think we're going to need to have a crisis counselor on hand next year.
No, seriously seriously hide your kids
yeah we'll find the best the best there is crisis life coach I'm sure there's someone who specializes
I just feel like we shouldn't even talk about it you know yeah and a year's a really long time
so much can happen long so much can happen it's so long yeah let's just not I'm glad you had a great birthday that was what we endeavored it was
really great because of you and all my family everybody made it so special I got great gifts
great curds great photos posted to me on Instagram so true what else could you ask for my birthday
honestly it's so true right yeah we had a good time so now that that's behind us we're looking
forward we are we've got a great show today we haven't been in studio in a bit there's since So true. Right? Yeah. We had a good time. So now that that's behind us, we're looking forward. We are.
We've got a great show today.
We haven't been in studio in a bit.
Since Thursday?
I can't remember.
Yeah, yeah.
We didn't come in on Friday.
Thursday.
Thursday.
So we've got lots to do.
You know, what's new with you, Jax?
Oh, lots new with me.
I've been celebrating my sister's birthday, so that took up a lot of my time.
Of course.
But I'm so excited because I am doing something really exciting tomorrow that I haven't shared
on the podcast, but I shared on my Instagram I'm doing talk shop live tomorrow which is like
live shopping like home shopping vibes but it's all online so the link is in my bio and it's on
my stories and I'll keep sharing it until tomorrow but it's tomorrow night at 7 p.m eastern time I
will be going live selling signed copies of my book for pre-order the camper and the counselor
so that is right now the only place
where you could get a signed copy.
And also the live stream is going to be so much fun.
We're going to be in studio.
I'm going to have some special guests.
Yeah, like I don't want to spoil anything,
but like big celebrities dropping by.
Big celebrities dropping by.
And that's kind of all the information you're going to get.
Yeah, it's going to be a really fun stream.
So again, the link will be available anywhere I post links.
And we're going to have a great time.
So I'm really excited about that.
Oh, it's also Prime Day.
I know.
I'm overwhelmed already.
I know.
Last year, I got my Kindle.
It was such a good purchase.
I got the Kindle Oasis, which is on sale today, if anybody's looking for one.
I get so overwhelmed with Prime Day.
And then I just, I always fuck it up.
I always just like get nothing
i think last year i got like pickleball rackets actually it's actually a pretty good that's a
pretty good pickleball rackets like expensive like good ones um they vary but i've not seen
like the a good one is not crazy crazy no like a good tennis racket it's like a million dollars
yeah and they're like custom right maybe i'll get one with my name on it dirty like your tennis
racket has to be like fitted for your height and your size and your hand.
The pickle bar rackets you can just get like a nice one on Amazon.
Oh, that's a good one.
They're one size fits all.
I feel like people are always getting vacuums on Prime Day.
Oh, do I need a vacuum?
No, but I saw a while ago a reel of like someone power washing their shower with like a power washer.
Was it like a steam mop or like a power washer?
Like neither. It was like a long stick with like a round brush at the end yeah I've seen those on tiktok and
I just feel like I need one but I don't want to I probably won't get anything this prime day because
I'm not gonna like send it all to Florida right I don't need it right now and like I just don't
need those things right now so I might have to sit this prime day out damn unless it's something
that I could like use right now but I have oh my god as kindles always reminding me because I've been switching
back and forth on my like reading kindles depending if I'm out I use my small one if I'm
home I use my big one and they're like do you want to go back to the place from Jacqueline's fourth
kindle I'm like damn why do you have to say it like that it was it was getting rude it's getting
rude it's like when you get airp. It's like Jacqueline's fifth AirPods.
It's like, okay, we don't have to count.
Yeah, no, that's rude.
It's rude.
Yeah, I agree 100%.
And I know where all four Kindles are, by the way, and I used three of them.
One of them is defunct.
Like, it's done.
Don't I have one of yours?
I think I got it back at one point.
No, it's still in my house.
I used it the other day.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Huh.
Honestly, you just can never have enough Kindles.
Yeah.
So I just felt like that was shady.
That is shady.
Like we come up with another name for it.
Like Jacqueline's Big Kindle.
Jacqueline's Travel Kindle.
Jackie's like cutest little Mimi Kindle.
Jackie's first exciting Kindle.
Jackie's first born.
The Kindle that made Jackie fall in love with Kindles.
The Kindle that made Jackie who she is.
Yeah.
It's so true.
So true.
So there's lots of news.
There is. You know, know because weekend was big it was
i think i got everything the top five we've got ruthie we do we've got sex lives of college girls
which i really need to get into we have the flip heard around the world the flip oh my god we
haven't done an episode since the flip okay so i feel like we should just like dive in honestly you're ready here are the fast five stories that you need to know
and it's wife swap oh my god wife swap sorry do it again without further a did it did it do
here are the fast five stories that you need to know oh my god not me like being out of control
i'm so sorry.
No, it's okay.
I took a day off and I forgot who I was.
You know, sometimes you just gotta fuck it up.
Do your worst.
So true.
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this summer this summer's hot i like is not going to be going our way.
I like that a lot.
If we have to sit here like this.
Yeah, I like that.
I can never have enough fans in my house.
I'm wearing shorts today and it makes no difference.
Oh, my fan just died.
Oh, that's terrible.
I have a mini fan.
But our spirits did not.
Wait, the fan is on.
And it died.
Okay, cool.
But our spirits did not.
The speaker died.
The speaker died, but our spirits did not.
Love self-referencing.
When my fan dies, my spirit dies.
Yeah.
Well, it's a little early in the show for your spirit to die, so.
Okay, it's back.
She's alive.
She's risen.
She's alive.
Our first story is a journey.
Jonah Hill's ex, Sarah Brady, claims he was emotionally abusive.
She says it's been a year of healing.
So over the past, I would say, five days,
Jonah Hill's ex, Sarah Brady, who he broke up with like about a year ago, and then he started dating
someone more recently that we reported on, and they just had a baby together. But she's speaking
out about their relationship and alleging that the actor was, quote, emotionally abusive during
their time together. In a series of Instagram story posts made between Friday and Saturday,
the surf instructor shared multiple screenshots of various alleged text message exchanges between
herself and the 39-year-old actor. She said, quote, this is a warning to all girls. If your
partner is talking to you like this, make an exit plan. Call me if you need an ear. She showed the
text messages from Jonah. It's alleged from Jonah, but they're from Jonah. Asking her to take down any surfing photos
from her Instagram
with her quote ass in a thong.
After she deleted all the posts,
he told her allegedly it was a good start,
but didn't seem to get his point.
She shared a lot of screenshots.
One that's going very viral
is him saying this.
It's like a list, right?
He said, plain and simple.
If you need surfing with men boundaryless
inappropriate friendships with men to model to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit
to post sexual pictures friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild
recent past beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful and I am not the right
partner for you if these things bring you to a place of happiness I support it and there will
be no hard feelings these are my boundaries for a romantic partnership.
My boundaries with you based on the ways these actions have hurt our trust.
By the way, not him being like so crazy, but like kind of respectful about it.
Like, do you know what I mean?
Right.
No, he's like setting boundaries, which is, you know, a thing you should do.
People should do.
And it's very encouraging.
OK, maybe his boundaries are not what you know
your boundaries would be or even something that you would that would work for you in a relationship
but like it's he's trying to like speak his truth his his truth also so the ex-girlfriend has been
posting a lot of screenshots and also like a lot of um like you know using big words she said he's a misogynist I think narcissist um what else
emotional abuser emotional abuser which we have and so she's sharing a lot of the screenshots
with like are not flattering for Jonah and people are like Jonah Hill is canceled so when I saw this
I immediately thought of the conversation we had a mere few weeks ago about
you brought up how he has this like fetish for normies. Yeah like he's always dating someone
who is a complete normal person like he's never dated a fellow celebrity like it's always a normal
normie. And knowing that he has these like you know crazy boundaries and like is looking for a
very specific type of partner it actually makes a lot of sense why he's, you know, in the normie pool
because him being a celebrity and like a wealthy person
puts him in a position of power.
And he clearly, you know, has these rules that he wants his partners to follow.
So it immediately made me think of that.
And of course, it made me think of Ruthie.
Of course.
Well, everyone, it pertains to the toast justice for Ruthie, of course,
because this is not a man That I personally Would want to be
In a relationship with
But my thoughts about the story
Have ebbed and flowed
Throughout the weekend
Okay
Because I feel like
When I first saw
When I first saw
That this was making headlines
That she was like
Posting the screenshots and stuff
And I hadn't read them yet
I was like
That's kind of like weird
To post like
Your boyfriend's
Personal text messages
And I think
Some people are also
Like taking issue with that
It's not like he like
Said this in any Public forum like because everyone is recently talking about
Kiki Palmer's man who said pretty much the same thing in his own way publicly publicly on Twitter
which was like yikes yeah so and this is like when you're in a relationship with someone like you
hope that you can text them and like that that's stays private stays private so then I read the
text messages and I was like woof like these are not yikesville yikesville and by the way I personally like don't like Jonah Hill I don't I don't stand I don't
stand I don't like dislike him but I don't like him so I really don't have a horse in this race
and like if he goes down like not your problem no you will not lose sleep but then I was reading
the text messages and I was like oh like these are really intense and like that's kind of crazy
especially like he messed I think he found her on Instagram through her surfing photos.
And he, like, joined the surfer, like, crew.
Right.
And he, like, DM'd one of her photos to her with, like, heart eyes.
And then, like, those are the exact type of photos that he wants taken down now that they're in a relationship.
So it's, like, a little hypocritical.
I'm like, this is not good for Mr. Hill.
But then an Instagram account that I follow called House and Habit,
she posts, like, such, like, long, she, like, takes care to.
Thought-provoking.
Like, she just always has a take on something,
and it's always just interesting and different from whatever the, like,
mainstream line of thinking is.
So I'm just like, oh, okay.
I was watching, and I guess she, like, knows the surfer community
that you've discussed.
And she was saying how, this started like a year ago when Jonah got into the relationship
with the new girl this ex Sarah Brady started posting like old texts of them and her what she
was saying was like oh well you were just like texting me five weeks ago now you're in a
relationship and like she's been kind of like trying to expose him for the last year and like
changed her tune to all of this recently and like it's also now that he's just had a baby like right it's the timing is kind of weird and I would
encourage if you'd like want to know more about the situation to just watch her highlight on
Jonah Hill House and Habit because it was just more context to the situation um and now I'm just
like questioning and the Sarah Brady did post about this but like why she would post all this
now like he literally just had a baby yeah and these texts have been in existence for over a year right but she said um this is what
she said about the baby thing because I think people were like asking her that question she said
that she waited until his partner gave birth before she released the screenshots of aggressive
text messages quote I didn't want her to have to see all of this while she was pregnant because I
didn't know what kind of stress that would cause her and her baby physically. She also
admitted that while the timing can seem bad, she hoped that Olivia Millar, the girl, saw the post
so she could make an informed decision of how she wants to care for herself and her baby.
Yikes. Yeah, I mean, again, I agree with your sentiment. I don't have a particularly strong
positive or
negative feeling about Jonah Hill like I like some of his work is he my favorite celebrity
no um and I find what I find most interesting about this whole situation is like what was it
literally a year ago where like Jonah Hill did this like whole documentary with his therapist
and he's like using he's those text messages are like something like like his boundaries or
whatever you want to call them are like nuts so he's like using all this like therapy like honestly
I think that this is a really bad look for therapy like I agree because this is in my opinion like
what too much therapy does to a person like you become nuts and you think like you can use these
words like and if you use these words and you speak like therapy speak
you're right that all of your feelings should be validated yeah and you know what like you shouldn't
like part of being in a relationship is compromise so like let's say you know her being in a thong
bikini is something that makes you uncomfortable but for her it's liberating and it's a part of
her job like that's something in a relationship you would compromise on but he's so up his therapist
ass making a documentary about it like he thinks that he's entitled so honestly I was like damn like there is a thing as too much
therapy yeah a hundred percent and it's like if he couches his qualms in therapy language and she
couches hers in therapy then they're like they're both right like it's like we're out there like
whose feelings are more important when feelings are so important it's not a good look for studs
are more important when feelings are so important.
It's not a good look for Stutz.
No.
His therapist.
I,
I don't,
I'm just learning about this documentary now.
I don't care.
It was like a crazy thing. Did you watch it?
No,
I saw the trailer and it was like,
basically the concept was like Jonah Hill,
like I'm healed.
And here's a documentary on me and my therapist who helped get me here.
Got it.
Well,
that's even crazier now.
It's crazy.
Clearly he's,
you know, intense. Yeah. Intense. Got it. Well that's even crazier now. It's crazy. Clearly he's you know intense. Yeah
intense. Intense. I wouldn't want this wouldn't work for me. But now not to make everything about
us you know we set out many many years ago with the goal of getting justice for David Foster.
And we did that right? When Sarah and Aaron Foster came on the toast, we feel as though
justice was served. Now, I do feel like justice was served for Ruthie in this situation. Like,
really, Ruthie dodged a bullet. Like, he doesn't seem like so pleasant to be in a relationship
with. And, you know, there's a cover for every pot. But I don't think that cover was Ruthie,
because Ruthie was kind of this like independent, free-spirited girl. Really? I don't know Ruthie.
If I know Ruthie, like, I think I know know Ruthie or maybe she was a traditional queen who wanted to be you know wifed up. Also from these
text messages that she shared it was very clear that he really wanted to start a family. He's like
very yeah. And I think that's probably if you like read between the lines probably what was one of
their biggest issues in their relationship where it was like he would literally would have you know
gotten her pregnant that day she Yeah. She had been ready.
And it's clearly like she wasn't ready.
And that's not something she wanted.
And when he entered into a new relationship, it was the first thing he did.
And so it's like at least his actions now are like congruous with what he said that he wanted.
Which was just to be like a family man.
Yeah.
But still, an intense person speaking in an annoying fucking language couldn't be me.
Yeah. person speaking in an annoying fucking language couldn't be me yeah and I I hate to like doubt
someone's experience but I think we need to be really like careful about how we use language
because I based on those text messages he doesn't seem like an emotionally abusive person he seems
emotionally manipulative like he seems crazy but I think like you know we just have to be careful
about labels and language.
Yeah, that's what we've been saying.
Also, like everyone now, if you break up with someone, they're a narcissist.
Like, does anybody know what the word narcissist means?
No.
Let me tell you, the only person on the planet who was allowed to call their ex a narcissist
is Ariana Maddox.
Not the only person on the planet, but I'm saying a recent example of like a person who
everyone was using that language for Tom Sandoval misogynist narcissist and there's like actual history from the last 10 years proving
that he is that person for sure does anyone know what narcissist means like because honestly I
don't even I do I don't go around slinging it I do I can't it's like one of those words you
can't really explain but like that's the problem all of these big words yeah people overuse them and abuse them
and they start to mean nothing gaslight trauma boundaries yeah no they're like it's these
therapy words that I'm telling you this is like not a good look for therapy yeah so I mean and
and I even see it in like not even with celebrity culture like in day-to-day life like I'll be
talking to a girlfriend they're like he was a I'm like, what did he do? I think people, in the way that gaslighting became code
for someone who just lies, or someone who you disagree with,
narcissist now I think is code word for someone
who's just self-involved.
No, I think it's just like someone,
anytime someone does something that didn't make you happy,
it's just like a narcissist yeah no like narcissist is
like a clinical word no it's like someone who's like like a serial killers are narcissists yeah
it's it's a word like sociopath like it means something extreme we don't know what it means
condition it's yeah no it's like an illness let's google the definition not even an illness it's like a personality like um disorder it yes yes narcissistic personality disorder thank you is a pattern of
self-centered arrogant thinking and behavior a lack of empathy and consideration for other people
and an excessive need for admiration um people also often describe people with mpd as cocky
manipulative selfish patronizing and demanding but yeah But yeah, like that part, like an, uh, lack of empathy and consideration for
other people. It's like, if someone did something to you that like hurt you, you could say they
didn't have empathy for you and they're a narcissist. Right. No, like, yeah, they're not.
It's a little bit of like a jump. Yeah, it's a jump. So that's just like what I've noticed.
No, you're right. It's a new buzz like yeah that everyone's using and it loses its meaning when it's right like their ex who behaved in a way
that like obviously made them upset enough to break up with that was unfavorable that was
unfavorable yeah no it's taking the uh the gaslight journey nobody like everyone was just
like gaslight trauma trauma's up there yeah trauma like trauma used to be like for you know clinical for for like therapists
post-traumatic stress disorder like uh you know vets oh is there a fire in the building the alarm
is going off i feel like it's fine like the alarm in this building is always going off we could like
just make sure there's not yeah maybe beat your head out in the hallway see if anybody's running
maybe smell for smoke oh yeah i don't smell no the alarm stopped
I'm telling you the alarm is so dramatic like nothing's going on like we're fine yeah so
Jonah Hill had a really bad how do we feel how about yeah how do we feel I know that like my
take is like a hot one is not gonna be popular but I just like don't feel like it's so cut and
dry like this is an evil bad man well also I feel like when you're in a relationship with someone you
obviously text all the time and you have like serious conversations via text so to like
selectively screenshot certain parts of the conversation like you're always it's always
going to be at an angle and of course those are not a good look for Jonah and I would never be
in a relationship with that type of person um but it's important to keep in mind like
what we're seeing yeah yeah and like when you are in a relationship with someone like you
if especially he seems like a stream of conscious texter like the craziest part to me is like 10 in
a row yeah no it's a lot but like you think it's a safe place you're talking to your girlfriend like
not like that the whole world is going to see these things one day so it's just kind of but
you know Jonah this is a consequence of normie life like a fellow celebrity would never you know leak text messages
because they know the importance of privacy yes and no I feel like it could go both ways like
maybe a fellow celebrity wouldn't but a fellow celebrity also has the platform to yes to speak
what happened to him even if they do like a podcast and like allude to what happened whereas
he might think that by dating normies they they don't have that sort of reach.
And that no one would like listen to them.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And I also don't care, you know?
Yeah.
Like I'm not a Jonah Hill girl, like by any means.
So it's like bye, you know? Yeah it's like that's how i feel too this isn't like a loss for me right if but i i also
just feel like people are making it a little bit like more than it is when it's like okay so he's
a like a freak i don't even know what to call him because I'm not going to abuse words.
Right.
Just like I don't want to date him.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Like I wouldn't.
But good luck to you.
Yeah.
There's a cover for every lid.
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It's true.
Are you ready for our next story?
Are we talking about the devastating news about Rene Rapp?
No.
I'm not.
Okay.
Got it.
Because I'm not ready to talk about it.
No.
We're keeping it, you know high level there's an announcement
happening what'd you say i didn't get one word no me neither like but i feel it didn't sound
urgent yeah she said thank you.
Why don't you go down and text?
Yeah, text us.
Be like, hey, girly, is there a fire?
Yeah, we'll keep doing the show.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think there's a fire.
No, but just text us.
Okay, moving on.
Moving on.
So much drama back in studio.
So much drama.
Not to make the fire about us, but it's almost like they-
It's kind of like they don't want us to talk about Jonah Hill.
Oh my God, it's almost like kind of like they don't want us to talk about jonah hill oh my god it's a conspiracy literally um this weekend big news out of kansas city taylor swift took her talents to kansas city and it was a big speak now weekend couple of
highlights long live is now added to the set list. Pray for Counselor Snitch. She premiered a music video for one of her vault songs called I Can See You with Joey
King, Presley Cash, and Taylor Lautner, who joined Taylor on stage.
They all did.
Of course, but I don't care about the other ones, who joined Taylor on stage and did a
flip.
Okay, let's start from the beginning.
Long Live being added to the set list.
It's unclear if that was like a Kansas City weekend thing or if it's going to be permanent moving forward. I have to
imagine it's permanent. There's a lot of like rage from the fandom that like all, you know,
all there's been like 30 shows already. Like what about us? She's played to over 2 million people.
Like what about the 2 million people? I get, I get the symbolism of the song and how she wanted
to wait till she owned it to sing it. Like I totally get it. But like, am I annoyed? Yes.
Like I went to three shows and I didn't hear it once.
Moving on.
But I think it's better than her playing it as a surprise song for just one people.
Right.
One people, yes.
Next, the music video.
The music video was very good.
I liked that song, I Can See You.
And it was obviously just like all about
getting her music back.
There was like a bunch of hidden codes.
It was like a fun thing.
It wasn't that serious.
I really liked it.
And I loved how she brought back a Taylor Lautner, who's kind of a
hero of the Speak Now era, because he's really, I believe, the only person that Taylor has written
a song about where she's literally apologizing to them. She's not like, you know, demanding an
apology. She's apologizing. And I think, you know, the way him and Taylor's relationship has aged
has been really good for him. He kind of has like a reputation of being a p-jom and, you know, the way him and Taylor's relationship has aged has been really good for him.
He kind of has like a reputation of being a p-jom.
And, you know, not to make everything about me, but, you know, Ben and I are actually
really good friends with him and his wife.
And they're delightful.
And he really is like this lovely guy.
You would validate that he's a p-jom?
I can co-sign that he's like an incredibly kind, nice person and definitely treated Taylor
with the utmost respect.
And so to see them like all these years later reunite in like this really
precious way where like they're, he's married, you know,
he's totally moved on.
She's had just getting out of a six year relationship.
Like it's not like a, it's not like a, Ooh, will they, or won't they thing?
It's like a true friendship out of like, you know,
love and respect and they have this history together.
And it was really very sweet and full circle.
And you know, a fun fact about Taylor Launder,
and I don't even know if he did it for Twilight, but they showcased it in Twilight. I think it was like
just a passion of his, um, to get into martial arts. So a lot of the, uh, stunts he did in
Twilight were all him. The stunts he did in the music video were, you know, martial artsy,
were all him. And I think he just wanted to honor that when he got out on stage and he said he
didn't even plan to do it, but there's kind of a long walk from, they open these doors for all the guests, for Joey
King and Presley and Taylor.
Who's Presley, by the way?
She was in the Mean music video along with Joey King.
Beyond that, I'm not sure.
That's what I got because I looked at her Instagram and said, I'm in the Mean music
video.
Yeah.
So they open the doors when Taylor announced them.
And there's probably like a thousand foot walk, I would guess.
Like a thousand feet.
We all clear?
There's no fire.
Okay, great.
There's like a big long walk.
And so it's kind of awkward.
Like it happens a lot on talk shows where people are like, hi.
Oh, like they don't know what to do.
So Taylor did a flip.
And I respect the hell out of it.
No, I could see how
that could happen like you walk out there's 70,000 people there yeah do a flip do a flip
he landed I mean what if he didn't know I know I was thinking about that I think he's been doing
martial arts for like 20 years it doesn't matter what if the stage like he did a cartwheel first
into his flip like what if it was slippery he put his hand down slip but it's it's taylor's stage it's
perfect you know i'm just saying no it was it was a brave thing to do it could have been catastrophic
it could have been catastrophic also like to do backflips and such like not on like you know a
foam board always freaks me out like you could snap your neck no that's that worries me less
he could have like stumbled And embarrassed himself
Yeah but he didn't
But instead he crushed it
Crushed it
It was a really full circle
Like sweet amazing moment
For the fandom honestly
He's so cute and sweet
Like it was fabulous
It was really cute
So um
Speak Now is here
Speak Now is here
I've listened to the Vault songs
A bunch more times
A clear front runner for me is When Emma Falls in Love.
Close Second is Electric Touch.
But I still, I haven't like lived with them long enough to even remotely like have like
a ranking or anything.
Got it.
I was giving you my hot take on the Vault songs yesterday.
Jackie actually had a really.
Everyone's just going to hate me today like with all my tape.
Just do it.
Okay, here I go.
No, what you're about to say is not negative. It's actually like an interesting point. Okay, because I'm like so, like I said my tape. Just do it. Okay here I go. No what you're about to say is not negative. It's
actually like an interesting point. Okay because I'm like so like I said on Friday like we were
we've all been in competition about who Speak Now meant the most for. So like I love this album.
The songs are amazing. My issue with the Vault songs I felt this way about Fearless too. I don't
know if I was able to figure out why I felt this way and articulate it or and if I did if I ever
said it on the show. But I do feel this way way about Speak Now I did not feel this way about Red which I think will make sense
but it's just like I'm not like loving hearing like mature Taylor sing these songs that she
wrote when she was more immature and no Speak Now is not 15. She's probably like 17, 18, you know love songs right which at the time with
the speak now songs when I listened to them like those were felt like mature feelings for me I feel
like the music that she writes now like on midnights is just so like evermore it's like so
elevated it's so elevated they're such big thoughts and so to listen to new music that's written by
like a teenager sung by an older person and I'm supposed to relate to it now it just like doesn't really do it for me and you know what that's totally fair yeah it's fine
no and like it's fine that's not like a hot take like that makes sense but I didn't feel that way
about red because um first of all the vault songs were amazing the vault songs were amazing I feel
like the most memorable vault song is really the all too well 10 minute version oh I was good I don't count that
as like a vault song I know but like that's what I what I think about what we got from red
10 minute version oh I think of I bet you think about me and message in a bottle is all I can do
yeah like I never added a message in a bottle to my liked oh by the way you're so wrong for that
no I know I'm just saying like it's a Carly Rae the way you're so wrong for that no I know I'm just
saying like it's a Carly Rae Jepsen like pussy popping pop song no I know I know and they're
good songs and I have I hope everyone enjoys them I'm just saying like for me I can't like get back
into that headspace like she's writing mastermind now I understand yeah no I know what you're saying
yeah that's fair so um that's not a hot take it's really not yeah so that's why like the vault songs
don't necessarily do it for me um but I'm loving you know re-entering the speak now era so they
say that when Emma falls in love is about Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield like what do you think
about that I didn't even really like I like I know that they're they've like been friendly over the
years but I don't think they were so close and when Taylor played it in Kansas City she played
it for one of the surprise songs she said I wrote this song about one of my best friends.
Best friends?
I could see them being best friends.
They're so...
But like they never get like photographed together?
Don't you think that's crazy?
Um, no.
Okay.
I could see it.
And do you, have you listened to When Emma Falls in Love?
Like half of it, but I was shaving my legs
and the water was really loud. So I couldn't really hear really hear it okay tell me if anyone else feels this way like I
keep singing when Emma falls in love and then accidentally singing jump then fall oh I do that
all the time when Emma falls in love I love each freckle on your face oh I do that all the time
with Taylor songs it's really confusing me but I believe when Emma Falls in Love has sampled Drops of Jupiter which was a famous song of Taylor's in the Speak Now era. She covered it.
Oh um thank you. I'm so glad I brought this up. I had something I wanted to bring up after you
kind of like tried to drag my Stanhood on the toast on Friday. Okay. Um you were like you only
became activated like whenever. No. I remember I couldn't believe I forgot this. I remember like
how and why I became the biggest Taylor Swift fan.
I believe the year.
What year did Speak Now come out?
2010.
The year was 2010.
I was forced to run an errand for our mother to go to Radio Shack,
which was one of my least favorite fucking errands to run.
And I was like pissed about it.
Young Sheldon would not be happy to hear this.
Oh, we need to talk about that.
Okay.
I went to Radio Shack.
I remember I was like, I think our house phone was like broken. I took buy a new house phone. I was
like so pissed that this was my problem. And when I was checking out, I like got, you know, her
credit card, which was like such a great feeling. And right by the register, they were selling a
Speak Now concert DVD and I bought it. Um, just to like kind of stick it to mom being like, oh,
you made me go, I'm buying this $10 DVD um when I tell you I still have that DVD
I must have watched it no less than 500 times I didn't know that it activated a a level of
psychoticness in me and that's where I can't believe I forgot to bring that up it's such
an important pertinent piece of information I know that I remember that it played on loop
in our house like in every room everyone loved it
oh my god we all loved it it was my thing it stayed in my room it's in my house still I
literally have the dvd at my house don't even try okay but that is not I bought it that is not
incongruous to what I was saying like you've always been a swifty and a fan for music
seriously like you're right your takes today today are horrible. Just shut up.
No, I didn't say they were bad.
I said they were hot.
A few years ago,
you became like,
but even when you were like
on the,
watching the DVD,
you weren't like on Tumblr
with the other crazed fans.
No, but that doesn't make.
No, but now you've become
one of those fans.
No, I haven't.
I'm very level-headed.
There is a big group of us,
the level-headed Swifties.
We exist.
We just don't get attention because we're not crazy.
Okay.
Okay.
Young Sheldon?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Jackie finally started Young Sheldon.
Like, I finished it over the weekend.
Me and Ben actually restarted it because Jackie was starting it.
So I want to, like, go on the journey with you.
Tell me your thoughts on everything.
It's literally the best sitcom on TV. I so precious and it's what's so funny is like so often like my heart just like goes out to him I feel like
sorry for him because he's obviously like different very different and isolate like he doesn't have
you know peers yep he's peerless he finds peers don't worry but he doesn't give a shit like even
when he finally gets like or something happens his dad, his dad is, like, proud of him.
He's like, thanks, dad.
Like, he's not, like, waiting around for his dad to be proud of him.
No, not at all.
He's very fulfilled.
Like, his dad brings him the game ball and he's like, it's dirty.
Yeah.
Like, he's not, like, sitting there waiting for his dad to, like, notice him.
Like, he's very fulfilled in his own interior life.
So it's like you don't really need to feel sorry for him.
Let me tell you what's so great about the show.
Because, like, the first few seasons,
the kid is so cute who plays young Sheldon.
Like it's really all about Sheldon.
But they're very smart that like,
he won't be like that tiny forever.
And if you know the character Sheldon
from the Big Bang Theory,
he's literally, he's moronic.
He's so annoying.
He's so rude.
He's so self-righteous.
So he obviously has to become that young Sheldon.
He has to become big Sheldon. So in the later seasons, he becomes insufferable and like rude
and condescending. But while you're watching Precious Sheldon, you don't realize the show
is making you fall in love with every other character in the show. So that by the time
Sheldon becomes like the insufferable person that he is you don't even care he's not even barely like in the show anymore the other characters
you tune in for them for Georgie for Connie for George senior like that's the beauty of the show
well I can't wait and last night the episode that I watched Elon was in it yeah he stole Sheldon's
journal I know and stole the idea it was so funny I know like I knew you were gonna die I knew you were going to die. I knew you were going to love the show.
I'm so happy.
It's a perfect bed rest show.
Don't you agree?
Does he come back again?
Actually, I've been watching it
like maybe two to three episodes
at a time.
Like I don't have these
like Zach and I watch it together
at night before we go to sleep.
So it's like not that much time.
We're not like binging it.
Yeah.
We're just like enjoying it.
What episodes did you watch last night?
So he had like thea episode where he's
like has to prove this guy wrong and the football like the football episode where he's like helping
his grandma statistics so good yeah i love the show it's literally the best show yeah it's really
really good and really sweet precious precious precious are you ready for our next story
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Renee Rapp is leaving
Sex Lives of College Girls
in Season 3.
Leighton Murray
is leaving Essex College.
Renee Rapp will not be returning
as a series regular
to the Max Comedy
Variety has learned.
Renee, who plays
wealthy legacy student Leighton, will appear in a few episodes of Season returning as a series regular to the Max comedy variety has learned. Renee, who plays wealthy legacy student Leighton,
will appear in a few episodes of season three as a recurring character,
but will then depart the show.
She posted a statement, you know, with love and support on her Instagram.
Didn't say much.
Mindy Kaling posted and being like, we can't wait to come see you on tour.
I think it's very clear that she's choosing her music career over her
acting career. And she's kind of putting all of her eggs in that basket. She's had a lot of success
thus far. She released an EP this year that like really went viral on TikTok. She went on tour. I
think the tour had sold out. It was a small tour, but it's like clearly she's kind of on like that
Tate McRae pipeline, you know, from TikTok. Even though she's like an accomplished singer,
she's from Broadway, the movement behind like her pop music comes from TikTok.
singer. She's from Broadway. The movement behind like her pop music comes from TikTok.
Now this is devastating. I absolutely love Sex Lives of College Girls. I think it's one of the best shows on TV right now. Leighton was one of my favorites. They're all great. I actually really
like all of them. I don't have a favorite and I don't think her leaving will like be the end of
the show because I do think like Kimberly and Bella, like all the girls, like they're good
enough. And I think they'll probably replace her with like a new roommate.
But this is devastating.
I don't think it's the end of the show, but it's a very brave choice.
You know, this is a very popular show.
It's very much, you know, in the zeitgeist.
I think it's one of the number one shows on HBO Max or excuse me, Max.
And so this is a brave choice to kind of leave at the height.
You know, I think a lot of people are comparing it to Regé-Jean Paul who left Bridgerton at the height or um who else left at the height of like their show
like some people it worked out for them and some people it didn't you know yeah and it's also like
a little early in the show like I I do think that if not done correctly the show will suffer
if they don't they obviously are going to have a new roommate because you know the suite sleeps
four right and they'll bring in someone and that person will make or break like if the show will suffer if they don't they obviously are going to have a new roommate because you know the sweet sleeps for right and they'll bring in someone and that person will make or break like
if the show can still be good they can't be like an exact replacement for like Layton's character
but they have to balance the loss the four yeah I do think like I have a lot of faith in Mindy
I have faith too I don't think that this means the end. And I agree. Like it really is,
um,
an,
a cast of,
of equals.
And like,
I,
I wouldn't even say Layton's like my,
I love her.
I don't think she's my favorite.
Kimberly's my favorite.
Kimberly's my favorite.
So like I,
I could make this work,
but it just has to be done well.
And I do have faith that they will do it well.
Me too.
Um,
but it's,
I think it's kind of crazy.
Cause I feel like sex lives of college girls will go down as like for,
for,
I mean, I think we might be like a little older in the demographic who watches it but for like
how we watch like girls or like Sex in the City like I think it's one of those shows you know
for women characters but it's one of those shows that like shapes a generation and it's only in
season two and it's so popular I really I think this is a really big mistake on Renee Rapp's part
I agree that I think it's a
mistake but I also I know that I enjoy the show and I know the toasters like we're always talking
about it but as far as like actual popularity like yes I it how many viewers does it have I
don't know but ever seen it's enormously popular you want me to look it up yeah I'm curious. It's huge.
Is it?
It always just felt like... It feels like our show, but it's not.
Everyone watches it.
Okay.
I hope so.
They should be.
It's the best show on television.
Yeah.
I hate when you go to look...
This happens to me all the time.
This is why I don't do it.
Wait, when you go to look for TV ratings on Google,
literally, Google will give you, like,
Google users rated the show three stars.
The fuck do I care? No. how many people fucking watch it period question mark like I don't know how to I can never I know that's why this conversation is a moot point oh and just
like that and sex lives of college girls bring big numbers for HBO max according to tvinsider.com
great tv insider tell us more I'm looking for numbers.
Right after.
And just like that,
Mindy Kaling,
sex lives of college girls,
whose final episode aired on December 9th,
their ever growing viewership increased 76% since its premiere.
Um, doesn't help me.
And then right after that,
they're saying was succession.
So they're saying sex lives of college girls is bigger than succession.
Okay.
That makes me feel good.
But also like,
as we've stated,
succession isn't as big as it felt, but I'm glad that sex lives of college girls is bigger than succession okay that makes me feel good but also like as we've stated succession isn't as big as it felt but I'm glad that sex lives of college girls is bigger no it's reality and I think every season that it comes out like so much of the
content goes viral that like like they said 76 percent in the first year like I think it will
be like one of the biggest shows of like not like of people who are currently in college like I love
it but I think it's it's intended for like slightly younger audience.
Um,
and I think it'll be one of those shows,
like how we all like think back on girls.
Like,
even though like we all roll our eyes at it now,
like at the time,
Oh my God,
girls was like everything.
Yeah.
The only thing is I feel like there are so many shows now and they all like
exist in like a six week span that no one show can really like eclipse
you know I think about like the summer I turn pretty like there are so many there are all those
like Netflix shows with kids like they're all and they're all really good and they all capture the
time but like it's almost as if because there's so much content and like platforms that you can't
one can't stand out one can't like dominate that's a hundred percent true. But I'm telling you
if there was one, it's Sex Lives of College Girls. Like it's so popular. That works for me. It's the
best show. Like the way I cherish every episode that comes out. I'm like, I don't want to finish.
And so I'm upset. I'm upset. I'm mad. And I don't know if this is the right career move. Like
there have been times where people have like left ensemble things to do their own and it's worked out for them.
Hello, Harry Styles, you know?
But it's a toss up and it's a brave choice and I'm not sure.
And it feels a little early.
Definitely.
It's only been two seasons of the show.
Yeah.
I guess there can only be four seasons.
No, but it's not the whole school year.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
It's like a semester.
There could be eight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, we shall see what
happens I think I wish her the best I love her music but I think this is a mistake yeah are you
ready for our next story I guess Kim Kardashian brought the drama in a purple Dolce dress to the
Dolce & Gabbana Alta Moda show in Italy on Saturday obviously a lot of people there's two big
conversations happening.
One, it's giving speak now.
Yep.
Two, Courtney is somewhere seething.
Yeah.
I don't know why Courtney just doesn't go to these things, you know?
She always used to go to the show with Travis.
But now because Kim goes,
she doesn't want to go?
I don't think it's that.
I feel like there's probably a legit reason
why she didn't go.
But she didn't go to Kim's show.
And honestly, if she did,
I think it would have been better for everyone. I get why she didn't go to kim's show and honestly if she did i think she like it would have been better for everyone i get why she didn't go to kim show she was pissed yeah i know i know but like she should have gone to this yeah maybe like
she i mean she's pregnant so maybe she doesn't want to travel she's also didn't go to italy
with her family this year yet like she always does la dolce vita so maybe she's not traveling like
i don't think it's she didn't go to not support okay and
also this isn't Kim this show has nothing to do with Kim Kim just attended and looked sick right
and looked like Taylor Swift on the cover of her new speak now Taylor's version and everyone was
quaking yeah and honestly as you and I were saying like Kim really needed this after Michael Rubin's
party yeah well the thing is is what I really like and I think we haven't even spoken about
this nearly enough as we should is the partnership with Dolce and Gabbana. Ben was like, are you
sure it's not Dulce and Gabbana? I'm like, get out of here, smelly. What are you talking about?
Um, something that I think provides a lot of value to Kim in the partnership with Dolce and
Gabbana is like, Dolce and Gabbana is so like classically feminine and like, they don't do
like new modern fashion, you know, they don't do like new modern fashion you know they
don't have any spandex in their line you know and she would never be seen wearing a gown like this
it's so traditional it's so Elizabeth Taylor like diamonds and a big gown it's classic and she
doesn't dress like this and to see her like this is so she looks like the old Kim like she looks
amazing I've had enough of the spandex. No I agree.
And this is just like look if she dressed like this all the time.
You know what we would get.
What kind of looks we would get.
Yeah.
And I know that she's always trying to be like ahead of her time.
And I get that there's like a purpose.
But I just like beautiful things.
And this is beautiful.
Yeah I agree.
So thank you Dulce.
And thank you Courtney.
Literally.
Literally.
Yeah because she wasn't doing this before but I think
it all works I love this look also I feel like a lot of the other Dolce looks that she's worn
she's like made them her own Kimified them yeah because it was Kim x Dolce yeah even when she went
for Courtney's wedding like she was what she found a spandex outfit from Dolce like
she was wearing Kim Dolce period this is just like totally Dolce Italian like Dolce like she was wearing Kim Dolce period. This is just like totally Dolce Italian.
Dolce Vita.
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
Feminine.
Glamorous.
Feminine.
Like there's not a shred of that stylist that she loves.
Yeah.
And it's nice to change things up.
I agree.
Especially when she flopped so hard last weekend.
Yeah.
She looks amazing.
Like she looks amazing.
I loved all the content from this Dolce & Gabbana weekend.
They had fabulous people there
and everybody looked fabulous
and I enjoyed consuming the content.
So thank you, Dulce.
Why do you keep saying it like that?
Because Ben told you to?
Yeah, he must be right.
Ben's right about everything.
Right, Ben?
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Olivia Coppola and Christian McCaffrey
were there.
Fucking fabulous.
Obsessed.
Fucking gorgeous. Yeah. Like it was just a beautiful weekend with beautiful people. Yeah. And I loved it. wow olivia coppo and christian mccaffrey were fucking fabulous obsessed fucking gorgeous yeah
like it was just a beautiful weekend with beautiful people yeah and i loved it sat next to
rosie huntington whiteley another fabulous gal and anita and chris was there and chris was there
chris looked great yeah it's so funny how like the event had nothing to do with kim but like
the only thing i saw was like kim i was seeing the event throughout the weekend and i was like oh this is nice and i was also like wondering if kim was gonna go but then saw was like Kim. I was seeing the event throughout the weekend. And I was like, oh, this is nice.
And I was also like wondering if Kim was going to go.
But then she was like posting from some farm.
And I was like, oh, I guess she's not living with Dolce Vita.
Right.
Boom.
Vita she Dolce'd.
Vita she Dolce'd.
It was fabulous.
And it really was giving Speak Now.
Like I think people are always like jumping to like, and like they're wrong.
But this really like it's almost identical.
Yeah.
And they said speak now.
What do you think the Kardashian girlies are going to do when the Eros tour rolls into town?
We talked about this.
What do we say?
My theory is that Khloe's going to take all the girls.
Got it.
They have to like be a fan, right?
The kids?
Yeah.
Because they're fans of everything.
I mean they love Katy Perry.
Yeah.
Just wait till they hear about Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Definitely. I don't think Kim's gonna go but I do think like Auntie Chloe
could take them but you do you think they're gonna they're not gonna go in like the celebrity tent
right no I think they'll have a box right because they're besties with uh Azov's yeah and they own
that arena or whatever or the team yeah whatever they're they get access they get access yeah okay
interessant that's my thought and that was my thought. Do you have any,
I don't know.
I'm like so looking forward to seeing what happens.
Cause the level of celebrities,
not level,
even the randomness of celebrities that have been going,
like Jennifer Garner was in Kansas city,
Tony Collette,
like the most random people.
Um,
because everybody,
either they themselves or their kids are fans.
And Taylor's been so welcoming.
It's not even like super, super A-list people. It's like if you're even if you've been
on TV, she'll welcome you. So, I just I'm curious.
Yeah. Or they'll go out of town. But I feel like that's kind of extreme to
just like avoid a concert with someone. It's also like kind of obvious, you know?
Depends where they go. No, I think like I think you're or maybe like they go with one of
their friends moms you know then we wouldn't ever know if they went like maybe Tracy takes
her kid and north you know but then we wouldn't know or like Nat and Olivia you know but then
we wouldn't know why they would post on instagram i don't know i'm done like
i just to me like that's why i'm really i'm looking forward to august is that when the shows are yeah
they're kind of soon wow we'll know soon enough i know our fifth and final story is some good news
fine i think kim zolciak and croy beerman call off their divorce two months after filing. They're giving it another shot.
Kim filed to call off her divorce from Croy.
Court documents obtained by Page Six show.
Kim submitted the request Friday at noon, asking that it be dismissed without prejudice.
He filed his own dismissal a couple of hours after her.
Like, I want to feel relieved.
I know, but too much has happened in the two months.
But I'm suspicious.
I'm not.
This is so,
I don't know how you are on the track for one of the worst divorces.
Like literally the allegations being hurled and then how it just is nothing.
Like I understand how people can reconcile for sure.
Yeah.
It happens all the time,
but I don't know how you go from how they were so far down,
like the worst possible
path, drugs, gambling, stealing, fraud, how you go from that to reconciliation.
Like I, I genuinely like, I don't understand.
You just get to such a bad place and you're like, this is not what I want for my life.
Like I want what I had.
Like, I guess I just, I'm having a hard time visualizing it.
Yeah.
No, a lot.
There's a lot out there that now it's like.
Can't be unsaid.
I'm having a hard time visualizing it.
Yeah, no, there's a lot out there that now it's like... Can't be unsaid.
The news isn't as peachy as it would have been
if it came like right after they announced their divorce.
But I do think ultimately like this is best who needs...
Like if you can make it work, make it work.
I do believe that Kim is on the upcoming season of Atlanta.
So maybe this will be covered in some sort of way.
Yeah.
I don't know to what capacity.
I just could see like, you know,
two people like reaching like really rock bottom.
Yeah.
And then being like, why are we doing this?
Like we have kids, like we loved each other once.
Like we can do it again.
We can do it.
I don't want to live like this
and I don't want to spend the next few years in court.
And like, and I do have love for you.
Like, why can't we get that back that's
it was beautiful it's possible I'm just like could never be me you said even like that's what you
fucking said about me like I'll literally never talk to you again it's true and I will ruin your
life like they really they went so low but you never like get into such a terrible fight with
someone like you think like you'll never yeah ever be able to forgive them or look at them.
And then like something just lifts.
Yeah.
Years later.
Not a week.
Two months.
In total.
No, but we were reporting on like, in total, yeah, it started two months ago.
But there were things happening as of two weeks ago.
Yeah.
No, something ain't right.
I don't know.
I don't believe, like I want to be overjoyed you
know how much I'm rooting for these two but now I'm just suspicious yeah yeah I hope that it is
what it I hope it's all good yeah it's all good but yeah no it's it would it's most likely not
but what would be bad like what would they be hiding or you know I really don't know
I don't know confusing in the't know I don't know Confusing
In the meantime
I'll take the W
How about that
But I got one eye open
When I'm sleeping
As you should
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We plan to be back in studio
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But if she's not feeling well, we'll be home.
Yeah.
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