The Toast - JuniorMint and SoccerBabe: Friday, May 8th, 2026

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

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Jackson Claude. Favorite show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the tourist. Happy Variety. Yeah, that's when I'm singing my own song about Friday.

Happy Friday. We did it. We motherfucking did it. I do feel like it's important to celebrate one's accomplishments and making it to the end of this particular week. I don't know why. I just felt really hard. And so congrats things we all did that patch yourself on the back, girl.

Today's the last Friday before Mother's Day. So happy Mother's Day to all who are celebrating. How was your rager last night? You know, I wanted to ask you a question. Okay. I saw you through a rager and didn't invite me to celebrate Matt's half birthday. Well, I wanted to let everyone know that like, inspired by our discussion yesterday about like half cakes for the six month birthday.

I decided to do it because I was like cooking dinner. And whenever I cook dinner, I like invite the Shapiro's. And then I'm like, and let's have a half cake for matching. Oh, we're having a party. We're having a party. So we did it. It was so cute. And I wanted to ask a logistical question because I saw that, of course, because you're a queen,

you had a Carvel cake, which if you're invited me to a party and the cake is not Carvel, like seriously, don't invite me because I'm not coming. Those things are so fucking hard to cut. How did you cut the whole thing in half? I wet the knife with warm water. Cutting it in half. Yeah, I do that too. It doesn't really help.

The cut in half was so easy. I actually, when I envisioned the cake, I actually was not envisioning a Carvel cake, but I sent Zach out and he always buys Carvel cake because he knows. That's my king right there. That's what I want to see. But I was expecting, like, ice cream is just, you know, and then Max needed a bath and we were like sort of waiting and, you know,

it wasn't the ideal cake. But it was totally tasty. The other kids loved it. They were like, I don't know what we're celebrating, but yum. Let me tell you there's not a more delicious treat. There's not a more delicious treat. They don't make treats better than that. Yeah, it was really.

really fun and special. I'm glad that we did it to commemorate six months of Maxi. Six months of me being a mother of three. And Mother's Day. And then Mother's Day. My first Mother's Day is Mother of Three. My first Mother's Day, period. We actually recorded a fabulous Patreon episode yesterday.

Theemed, you know, we love a theme over at Patreon. And since it is the week of Mother's Day, we decided to do a Mother's Day Q&A talking all about, you know, the nitty-gritty, you know, products. But then also like, you know, the big stuff. How was Motherhood who changed you? Feelings. Yeah, theses on motherhood. Big little feelings. Mattressants.

Matrisons, yes. It's really good. And the comments are saying, like, whether or not you're a mother, that you can still enjoy the episode. Yes, I heard the girls who don't have kids were living for the episode. That's just what I heard. That's what I heard, too. Speaking of episodes, also Redheads is out.

And I would say this is a great. I don't know if I can listen to it. This is a good Redheads episode, even if, like, you don't read, you didn't read the book. Like, it's actually just us having fun and, like, talking shit. and I think everyone would enjoy it. So if you're looking for something to listen to this weekend, like check out the Redheads episode, It Girl. Check it out.

You know what? I might be because I'm going on my trip. I packed me and Ben's books. So Ben's still reading remarkably break. I think it already came out on Netflix. Who cares? Sally Field has been doing so much press. I'm sure, is she in our fast five today?

No. Oh, she's kind of like whirlwind press tour. Did you see the story she told about Robin Williams? I did, but I feel like we hit it. our Sally Field quota this week, talking about not without my daughter. Oh, that wasn't this week. That was last week, actually. So the quote is positive.

I was actually just watching the clip of that. It was from Friday. Oh, wow. This week flew by. Yeah, not really. What was I saying, Sally Field? Oh, I packed our books. So I will be beginning, hopefully if I have time.

I feel like I'm not going to have any time. Strangers Bell Burden. Oh, and I meant to say in the episode of Redheads, Rebecca and I recap Strangers Bell Burning because we both read it. And I'm like, I can't recap it on the toes because Claudia, like, says she's going to be in. It doesn't read it. She's like, yeah, so I'm just in his purgatory. So let's recap it over on Redheads.

So if you want a little Strangers Bell Burden recap it over to Redheads. Well, good, because I think the place that you should recap your books is the book podcast that you hold. Whoa. Whoa. We always do. No, you're acting like, like you can't talk about it because of me. Like, no, you should save it for your book podcast anyway. We've been meaning to recap that book here, but we are all waiting for you to read it.

Well, I don't have a lot of hope that I'm going to finish it this weekend. Like, it's just, you know, I feel like I'm not going to have a lot of me time. Oh, because you'll have re-time? Yeah, and it's like we're taking a family trip and then like we're going to the next game. He takes a big nap. I heard Kylie's going to be there. The thing about the next game's in Philly, which this is now for some reason, my second next game in Philly for the playoffs, is that it's usually just like MSJ because everybody just drives up.

It's like not fair. They don't even get home court advantage. Do they not have a lot of fans? No, they do, but you know, like New Yorkers, this is literally all we have to live for. Yeah, but they could also as easily come to MSJ. They could drive down. Yeah, but you know, like, they're not coming to our house.

It's a two-way highway. And you know how I feel about Philly Sports fans. Let's not go there. Yeah, well, so then that's good that you don't have to encounter that many of them. Correct. Yeah. You watch Beverly Hills Housewives? I did not.

Because I was co-sleeping my way through life, and I took the W and went to sleep at 830 with the boys. Parjie, it was just as you would expect. No resolution. Like some funny Kathy moments. Jennifer Tilly is in the World Series of Poker. I think I knew that on like a subconscious level, but like not in a real way. She's so dynamic. I felt like I got the chist.

No, then we won't like her anymore. I got the gist from the first two episodes. I'll probably watch a third at some point, but it didn't feel like need to watch television. And I was like, no. I have to pretend to fall asleep with them. And what if I just went to sleep at 8.30? It was a wise decision. It was so unremarkable.

And it was very much echoing the same sentiments. No conversations were had that weren't had in part one and two. Yeah. Like I got the gist. I'm on my breast. Thank you. Yeah. Although I will say overall, like it wasn't an amazing look for Bose.

I think she's had, she didn't have a bad second season by any means because no, not bad. I still ride for her. But like, it wasn't a perfect second season. And she had a perfect first season. It's impossible to do both. It really is. So as long as she didn't like have such a slump.

Yeah. And I will say as an adroit apologist, it was like a painful to watch. Like I just wanted to shake her. It's the same thing I said last week. Like I think overall she's right. But so much of her decisions like I just don't agree with. And her demeanor. Like yeah.

Just apologize for stuff big or small. Like she can't own anything. No, no. It's starting to be annoying. Just apologize for some things. Not everything. Not most things. But like once in a while apologize.

It's very. refreshing. Yeah, and I think I said this last week, but it happened again on last night's episode. That's, I think, one of the better qualities of Miss Amanda Francis. She apologized again last night for something, even though right before that she was like begging Bose for an apology and Bose wouldn't. And then she gave one. Like I actually really appreciate people who can just be like, oh yeah. Sorry about that. As long as they mean it. Even if they don't. Like sometimes people just need an apology and you can't move on until it. So fine. Yeah, but like then don't just like do stuff in apologizing or like, remind.

own a singer. Oh, no, you can't be like doing apologizing, doing apologizing, that's the worst type of friend. Right, right. It's a balance, a healthy balance. And we do need to see genuine authenticity. I love that. I did the craziest thing this morning while packing for my trip. What? I was like changing purses. So I was taking out like the neat things like, you know, wallet, keys. And I had my Majong card and I was like, yeah, like what if I run into a game and I don't have my card on me? So I brought my card. Is that weird? You're not going to run into a game, but it's good to have your card on you at all times because you just never know. Why wouldn't somebody else at the hotel be like?

Post it up? Yeah, I guess it's Mother's Day. So like there's not like a girl's trip going on. And if there was a girl's trip, they would be like four girls playing mahjong. But you never know when somebody needs you to tap in. So yeah, you'll be ready. Yeah. I did something crazy last night as well.

What did you do? That was crazy. I don't think you'll guess. But I think it's pretty crazy. I used Real Activis. That is so funny that you said that. I packed Rayall Activist because I needed a face cleanser. Yeah, I ran out of Nutrugina wipes.

And so I used the Rayal that I had of the makeup removing balm. That's what I packed, yeah. And I found a way to do it that works for me, which is to do it in the shower. Uh-huh, uh-huh. So, like, I put it on my skin dry, like rubbed it all around, washed it off in the shower. No, I did that in the shower and then hit my face in the water. Smart. Wash it off.

And I was like, there's no way all my makeup. was off. Let me tell you, I was squeaky clean and like my skin felt pretty good. Oh my god. I really enjoyed Rayal. Okay, I'm going to use the same product this weekend and I'll let you know, but I'm sure it's great. I've heard actually very good things. Yeah. And you know, with an influencer brand, if there is ever any like negative feedback, it's so outsized, like, because people love to make a video about it more so than they would like Sarah V. So I've heard good things too. I just thought it would miss me because my particular skin concerns are not the same as Lix's. And the bomb is for everyone, but I'm not a bomb girl.

But all of a sudden, I'm a bomb girl in the shower. Okay, I love that. We're so simpatico. So simpatico ran out of our wives at the same time. Yes. I got Rayal. And did you feel real? No, I felt real.

That should be their slogan. Like, don't feel real. Feel Real. I don't know why her YouTube series isn't spelled like get Real with me. I haven't. It would have been such a cute Easter egg for the brand, no? Yeah. Oh, you mean at first?

Yeah, like when she launched her series, Get Real with me and there wasn't that action. But she might not have known that Riali was like coming down the pipe. Actually, no, she said she's been working out for a while. She might not have known that Raleale was Raleale happening. Yeah, right. I'm literally physically unable to say real actives. Ooh.

Reale activists. What does that mean to drink me? Real actives. The Drake, yeah. Real activities. Yeah. Real activities. So if I'm looking extra shiny today, it's because of that and because I did a little

spray tan, which was like not the move. I didn't know I was going to be cold sleeping. So I'm like, I hope I'm not getting tanner. Sticky. Yeah, right, right. That's definitely going to be a part of my future as like somebody who refuses to be pale and somebody who is like extremely affectionate. So I guess I should just start doing like more organic.

product. Yeah, I was wearing my Beats by Dre. You're Beauty by Beets. Made by Beets. Beauty by Earth, Tanner. So it was less so about the chemicals, more about like, it's going to transfer. Beets beauty. But I thought Zach was going to get him down, but no dice. Nah. Nah. It is what it is. You listen to any of the new Casey Miss Graves album? I don't want to say. Yeah. Because it's just not hitting for me, but I do see that it's hitting for Margotashari, so it's hitable. Different strokes. It's hitable.

I've listened to a little bit, not enough to make general consensus. But I wasn't like, you know, inject this into my veins. Mm-hmm. New Harry Styles music video. I was more like, turn this racket off. You're really embracing your like 30s. I had me to fron that racket down. I had me depressing last night in the sink.

Oh, were you okay? I was losing my mind with the sink running. Jackie's personal audio trigger. Uh-huh. For me, it's like Ben's thorough clearing for Jackie. It's the sink running. Yeah. But is it like the kitchen sink at particular?

There's nothing wrong. It's just like the sink. It's so loud. It's like white noise. You should be used to that with all them kids. No, it's so loud. Also, even the white noise machines, the moment we wake up, I turn them off.

Like, people leave them on like every time. Like, you know, you just take your kids up and you go about your day you forget about the machine. Oh, interesting, I don't. Off. Turn that racket down. I actually find the noise machine like so fucking in a wing. Yeah.

Yeah. So. What else can I tell you? Excited for your big weekend. I am. I'm excited to hear about it. I just want to like say how unfair it is. I don't know what we're like dilly tallying when like we actually have shit to do.

We're on. And we're like, we're like, we're on the clock. Like. Yeah, okay, fine. Looking for shit to talk about. It's literally, when we literally have five things that we, like, have to talk about. It's been almost 15 minutes, and we have a lot to do. Plus, Queenie and Weenie, which I'm actually eager to get to because you think we have the same queenie.

And I don't think that we do. Well, if we don't have the same queenie, then you're just not the girl that I thought you were, honestly. Really? I love my queenie, though. I feel really good about it, but I do feel like I sort of went out of the box. Okay. You know what? I love that.

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i prefer turt panions i think i will see site for details i think i just might her first story tailored and Travis are in london taking in the sights and taking in the show starring sadie sink so oh what do you know that oh yeah i saw them photographed like out with this like famous cinematographer it's giving wedding videographer like oh well they went to see romeo and juliet starring sadie Oh, so cute. I love the Sadie Singh friendship. Yeah, it's very wholesome. I saw a clip, weirdly, of Sadie Sink. I just assumed it was Broadway. I forgot like I've had the West End. And people are like dying over her performance. I'm sure she's amazing. She's such a good actress. That movie, the fucking whale, that was insane. Yeah, that movie, all too well, 10 minute version. Oh, chilling. It's funny. When people talk about Sadie Sink, they're probably like referring to Stranger Things. I've never seen a minute of it. I know her from her work in the All Too Well 10 Music video.

And I know her because like for the redheads We always like put her in everything for Hollywood treatment Because every book like stars her head and we're like Sadie Sink It's but she and she's also like If you've seen the whale which I hope you haven't She is a chameleon like she really can be anything. Yeah yeah so now she's Juliet in Romeo and Juliet which

And did the twin flame bruise paint you blue Just between us did the love of fam Mew too. Oh, in Taylor's songwriter of the year, New York Times interview, she talked about All Too Well 10 Minter Version and like the concept of vault songs about how like, with All Too Well,

she had to go back into like this journal to find all the verses that she had written when she was releasing 10 minute version. Because at the time, I remember people were like, there's no way that this like 20 year old girl did the twin flame bruise paint shoe blue And it was quite a controversial thing to say at the time. But Taylor pretty much confirmed that, like, yes, you know,

the journals were a little damaged or I couldn't read what I had written. So she sort of, you know, improvised. The whole thing or just edited? Parts. Like, I'm sure it was a combination of both. Like, why does she have to be true to the journals? Why can't she put out the best song possible? I know nobody wants to hear this, but I feel that way.

The way people feel about all too well. She definitely didn't write that at the time. I feel like she actually could have because the song all too well the version she released back then was actually like incredibly deep and like yeah i could see i could see her having written it i think the vault song nothing new like there's no there's just no way it's so introspective and so self-aware about how like she's what is she 19 at the time and the whole song is worrying about how like the industry is going to be done with her will they still want me when i'm nothing new i've had too much to drink tonight like i'm just telling you

she was drinking at 19. No, I'm just telling you, she wrote that song last year. Like, I'm sorry. That's one of my great, like, big theories. Oh, that doesn't bother me, if true. Like, put out the best piece of work, you know? No, of course. And, like, that probably is how you felt at the time.

I don't think maybe you wrote it or even subconsciously, like, knew that that's how you felt. But I feel like it's reflective of the red era where she was at in her life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My concern would just be, like, writing songs, like, cosplaying a sad time in your life and, like, trying to get back to that headspace. they wouldn't be that good would be my concern. But if they're good, they're good.

Yeah, no, I feel like the vault songs stood the test of time. Some are better than others. 1989s are some of the best. Yeah, 19809s are the best, period. You know I don't really fuck with vault songs. I know I have my own handups about them. 1989 vault songs.

It's actually insane. And I do believe that the vault songs from 1989 were left off of the record. Yeah, there were just so many bops. Yes. It's insane, though. that like some of that suburban legends is like one of the best songs

ever written and you didn't even release it like that's fucking crazy but that's also how I feel about new romantics New Romantics was a song from 1989 that was only available on the version if you bought it at Target. She obviously just had a surplus of great songs at the time.

Yes so I believe that but I think that the vault songs from debut are like... Which is just so crazy that then Shake It Off was the lead single but okay. Don't get me started on Taylor Swift's lead single Even though like Shake It Off has I've done a complete 180 on Shake It Off.

It's one of my favorite songs now. It has withstood the 10th. It is a timeless song. It just ages better and better and better. Absolutely. It's crazy. But the debut of all songs, I don't know if people are ready for this conversation,

are not good. I don't need to hear from a 12 year old girl right now. Like, I'm old. Oh, sorry, not debut. She never really saved you, fearless. I don't need to hear from a 15-year-old right now. I would go listen. You know what I mean?

Like that's how I feel. about ball songs. They meant something to me when I was that age. But now I don't need to go listen to me, like the feelings of a teenager. I don't relate. Right, right. That's beautiful.

Actually, I feel that. You know? They did. I do. Back to Taylor and Travis in London. So it's nice that they went to see Sadie Sank, like love to see women supporting women in the arts. And that's like a major good move from a friend.

You know, you crossed the sea to come see my show. So I feel like she crossed the sea and saw the show. Like she didn't cross the sea to see. see the show. I don't care how it happened. That's a good ass friend. It's a good ass friend like coming to my play. She might have heard the allegations that we thought she might be the problem in her friendship. Right, right. No, but I also think Taylor is intent on taking her power back from the UK because it's definitely like, it's definitely filled with landmines for her. You know, I love a London boy I enjoy. And so to come back there with like her big football boyfriend and I'm talking to football with you. Yeah, I'm talking

a football with your hands, not with your feet. I just know it felt good. Like, they're so American. I feel like for a while she was sort of like running away from her American identity. Don't you find? Yeah. Like with her Stella McCartney collab, and she loves a London boy. And I feel like she was like living in London

for a lot of the times that we didn't see her. And now she's like the face of America. She's proud to be an American. Her big boyfriend who plays football with an O. Husband. With an H. Neither. Literally neither. That's her husband. I know. I need them to get married already. Like, I'm sick.

Two months. Yeah. I've been hearing such conflicting reports about their weddings from people who are genuinely in the know. Nobody knows where this wedding is. It's either, according to my sources, the Hamptons are new or the city. The fact that it would be in the city makes no sense to me, but that seems to be the leading. The city makes more sense than the Hamptons. The Hamptons, you have space. Like, the Hamptons makes no sense. Where is she going to get married in the city like seriously at the plaza perhaps i guess she's getting married at the park avenue armory actually i just want to put that out there i feel like that's where she's getting married

because it's literally a fortress if you've ever passed you it looks like it i think it is like an army base in the middle of the city but like they had the victoria secret fashion show there one year so you could just like make it whatever you want and it's a fortress like there are no doors there's really like nowhere for her to get married in the city that's not like i don't want to say corny but just like done there's an element i mean we only say that because we're from New York and most of the weddings we've been to are from here. I think if you're not from here, it's like, it's very exciting. And it's very like classic New York, what we might consider corny.

No, it's just like, like, chippriani is not corny, but it's like done, you know? She's not getting married to Chipriani. I'm telling you she's getting married to like Kevin you Armory. I think she's going to get married at like a very old church. St. Patrick's Cathedral. But like then it's a spectacle. Do you know how many people are out, stand outside those churches on a Wednesday? They're like tourist destinations.

I think it's going to be something like that. That's my guess. I see people getting married at St. Patrick's Cathedral all the time. It's actually so cute. Even if she got married at like the Met, it's not original. The Met? It's not original for her. By the way, it is original.

Not for her. She has to get married somewhere. No one's got married before. Or? I want to say quite literally four people have gotten married at the Met. It is impossible to do. No, I know. But like, she's so she's not one of four.

She's one of one. I don't know. I think she can be one of four. It's really not that big of a deal. It's not like Beyonce. The New York Public Library. Okay. The New York Public Library is where everyone gets married.

It's an actual wedding venue. Like anyone can book it if you have the money. The Met, even if you have the money, you can't get married there unless you're like hella connected. Museum of Natural History. Similar. But I don't see. She just has had a side girl.

I mean, I don't see it. Where the fuck is she getting married? Like, it's killing me. Because the city, unless this rumor is just like a cover up and everyone's kind of like Carolyn Bissette, they like went. you know, to the middle of the woods. Mm-hmm. Maybe this is just a cover-up.

I think, and I hope so, because it makes no sense. And the Hamptons makes less sense. Not only does it make no sense, even though Taylor, like, lives here a lot of the time. And I think she loves New York. It's like so not a part of their story either. Actually, maybe it is in a way that we don't know. Maybe it is in a way that we don't know.

I'm so excited for this wedding. And like, oh, it's so funny. I was doing a Q&A the other day, and I got it so many times that I had to answer it. people were like, are you taking off this summer? We never take off the summer. You guys, I had a baby. I'm like, yeah, don't worry.

We're doing daily shows. And everybody was like, thank God. We always do. They miss us, Claude. I know, it's nice to be missed. Yeah. No, we'll be on this summer, live from the Hamptons. And I feel like there's going to be a lot coming down the summer, like with the wedding

and stuff. So we couldn't miss it. I wouldn't miss it for the world. Our next story, Zoe Kravitz is calling out Hulu for their tacky tweet. Okay, I saw this. So Zoe Kravitz tweeted back at Hulu. Hulu tweeted about a show that I guess Zoe's in. Was in and like was canceled.

It's like a one season wonder. Yeah, she plays a character called Robin Brooks. They said Robin Brooks definitely has a kiss all the time disco occasionally on her playlist. It was alongside a photo of her from the show. High Fidelity is the show. And then she responded saying, this is tacky at Hulu.

High Fidelity is the show That sounds familiar It does but I'm thinking High Fidelity Hulu Oh yeah it was like I guess she was the star of the show I'm thinking of that show with that girl from

Whatever So it's not an active show I don't know why they would be promoting it so they are like to start like you know Why can't they promote shit that's on their thing Well they can yes but they're just like being buzzy and I don't know why that's bad. I think this is an overreaction from her. Especially like she's never really publicly commenting on stuff in general.

And like you're engaged to the man. They can say you like his music. Like it relax. Yeah, I agree. Unclench. It's sort of like, you know, every time when Taylor Swift used to be like. Jackie, I was just thinking of Ginny and Georgia. Yeah.

Like this is always been hanging out with Taylor too much. Oh, for sure. Like, people aren't, I don't want to say make a joke about you. Make a reference about you and your relationship. They said that you like your fiance's music. Oh, and they're over here promoting your fiance's music. And Lord knows he could use the promo. It's actually very cute.

I don't think that it's tacky at all. I'm sure like the Hulu social media manager is having a really bad day. And I just want to say, like, I don't think you did anything wrong. Justice for the 22-year-old girl who's running the Hulu account. Like, seriously, you did nothing wrong. Your heart was in the right place. You sound like you're really good at your job. And seriously, just move on.

She's, it's a gross overreaction. It's a gross over. And also like, it being tacky, like, is social media not meant to be tacky? Is it the most refined place on earth? I just want to say, like, tacky, like, girl, you're an actress. Like, what's tacky? I don't know. I just, it doesn't hit for me.

No, I agree. It's the perfect comparison when Taylor Swift was like mad at the Ginny and Georgia writers. But they were actually, like, saying some mean shit about her. Sexist. It was like, sexist. It was like really a, just an old joke. She has so many boyfriends. It's like we've really evolved from that.

Yeah. But I would like, she wasn't wrong to be upset, but like, girl, you're so much bigger than this moronic show that three people watch. Like you're giving it, making it bigger was how I felt. And same with this. Except there's nothing insulting about this. No, it's sweet. Whereas at least Ginny and Georgia. Like Taylor Swift might have been watching the show on her own and then she like stumbles upon this like joke about herself.

But you know what? That's like when I'm scrolling TikTok and then I end up on like I hate video. about us. I'm like, oh my God, how did I get here? Then it's like, but you don't mention it because you don't want to make it bigger. Of course. So I just, this is a miss for me, sorry. Yeah, agreed.

Especially for someone who like doesn't speak out ever. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like cute. That's your fiance. And I just think like a huge account posting about your fiance's new music, but it seems like really nobody's talking about it. I just would be grateful for the promo. Honestly. Are you ready for our next story? Some baby news. James Kennedy is expecting a baby with his new girlfriend. Vander Pump Rural Star James Kennedy is expecting his first child, sources with direct knowledge,

told TMZ that the DJ and his leading lady who stays out of the public eye are about to become parents. The couple have been dating for around seven months. Oh. Well, he didn't break up with Allie that long ago. Right. Parenthood is a beautiful thing. I hope he's in the right headspace for it. I really feel like we don't know James Kennedy.

Like even when he was on TV, I feel like he was always lying to him. us. Like I don't, I honestly don't know anything about him. I don't know where he's at now, especially having been off TV for two years. I don't know what sort of head spacey. I don't know where he's out with sobriety. Like, I just wish, I wish him the best. I really do. I wish them the best. A baby is a blessing. I wonder if they'll try and be on the valley now. Do you think he impregnated his girlfriend so he could be on the valley? Because like being in a relationship and like, and having kids. I guess everyone there has kids. Like, he's a prerequisite. I would say actually having kids is more.

than having a partner is more of a requirement. Yeah. Or like being TTC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he did it too, get out in the valley, but I think that now that he's having a child, like he might be calling up Valley producers.

You know, actually when I was doing my, I was scrolling in the tub last night, I was scrolling TikTok and I saw actually a really beautiful cover, Ellie Loubert. She was singing, what is she singing? I don't know, maybe like Olivia Rodriguez. She was kind of good.

Like, I enjoyed the cover. And she was playing the piano too. Oh, wow. Yeah, and I know she plays guitar, because I've seen her guitar in it up. Guitar gal, you know, that was one of my, like, screen names back in the AIM days.

You were such a guitar gal. Why? We were, like, seriously changing our usernames, like, on an annual basis, maybe more. I had so many. Guitar gal. I'm sure that's what the kids are doing, like now on Instagram.

I'm sure they changed their names. Oh, yeah, I guess. I had guitar gal. I had Vigababe That was like when I was obsessed With my camp identity And I had a bunch

Of course junior mint We love junior mint When it was That was my first screen name And when we were all I remember it was like a family activity Like let's think of what Claudia loves

And it was kind of like a big secret of mine You didn't like them By the way Do you think I would like a junior mint They're like York patties. I hate mint candy. I just feel like you don't love junior mint. So you are junior mint.

Yeah, but it became my identity. And like I didn't even like them. It's like a cute nickname. Like junior mint. Hey little junior mint. Like it was just. Junior mints are yum. They're disgusting.

They're like miniature Yorkshire patties. Exactly. Yes, Yorkshire. Yum. I love Yorkshears. The worst candies ever. Oh, I love the whole. I have never liked them, let alone as a child.

So I feel like when we were making my screen name, we had just went to the movies, and maybe I ate a junior mint because I'm bad. You never let you live it down. And you never fucking let me live it down. Margot should have been Cream Savor. Literally. What was your screen name?

I feel like, let me, was it soccer babe? I had so many. I had so many. Was it like Soccer Babe 92? Oh, for sure. No, not that. But also I don't want to be like giving away my email addresses. Oh, do you still actively use soccer babe?

Was that what it was? I don't know if it was a babe. Yeah, like soccer girl. Maybe girl, G-R-L. I don't think I can't. Olivia was, Olivia actually had a good one. Livy Love. Livy Love.

L-I-V-I-L-O-V. That was sick, yeah. She's so cool. Oh, Satchel. Candy-Cutie. I, wait, oh, wait, I think Satchel still uses that email. I think so, too. She's so cute.

She's so cute. Okay, let's move on to our next story because I want to get to Queenie and Weenie today. Four. She wants to get to Queenie and Weena today. Did you guys hear that? Do you have like a renewed interest and love in Queenie and Weenie? No, I just feel like I was watching on my feed and something that's been like a recurring theme this week of a person that I want to highlight as my queenie. Is it Cassie from Euphoria?

No, but I wonder what she's going to do now if she's going to take that hotel. motel room or if she's going to go back to Nate. You literally know more about it than I do. I know the whole show. Oh, I did also see a clip that he's in debt and he finally told her how much it was for and it was like over a million dollars. Yeah, and also then she went to a party in a leopard cat suit and did cocaine off someone's belly button.

Oh, I didn't see that. We will piece together this show by the end of the season. Yeah. Also, what movie, oh, you know what movie I watched on my phone yesterday? What? Lovely bones. Oh, God. By the way, I have seen that one in clip form.

Yeah. And that's a movie that should be watched on the big screen. If you haven't seen, that's some of Stanley Tucci's finest work. It's insane. Sertia Ronan's debut. Mm-hmm. Who plays the dad? Mark Wahlberg.

Is it Mark Wahlberg? Yeah, and he has like a 70s Farrah falls in air cuts. Oh my God, it's insane. It's such a good movie. Our fourth story. Kelly Clarkson makes a surprising career move after leaving her talk show, page success, abandoning her talk show. Like, that's fucking rude.

Oh my God. Abandoning this. Fuck them. She is returning to the voice. She will return as a coach this fall on NBC's The Voice. Okay. I just like, I'm so curious about her home life. She's so private.

But we know she moved to New York when Kelly Clarkson Show moved to New York. I do feel like maybe if they had left her where she was, they would have gotten more years from her. I feel like maybe she didn't like it here. Yeah. Or maybe it's like hard to be like away from family and what you know, especially with everything she went through. she just sort of wants to go back home.

But I guess the voice films for a short period of time. I think it's a good job to have if you're trying to be a present parent because it's like a short. But in L.A.? But she was in L.A. before. I think L.A. is her home. Oh, okay. So like that's what her kids know and like. Right, where they're like school friends are.

Yeah. I think because she was doing the voice before that. I don't know why. I feel like she moved away from Nashville when she got divorced. But then he took the house. house in Montana. Right. I don't know.

But I think this is great for voice contestants. I mean, now I need to go on the voice. Like seriously, dream to be mentored by Miss Kelly. Yeah. Excuse me, Miss Independent. Yeah. Miss self-sufficient.

Miss self-sufficient. I love her. So looking forward to that for her. Hopefully she's like feeling good and ready to get back to work in whatever way. She's like the sort that can choose whatever she wants do, you know. And I want to say, like, as Kelly Clarkson's, like, probably second biggest fan, I am okay with her ending the show. Like, it's fine. For sure.

If anything, I'm sort of, like, rooting for it. Yeah, I think it opens us up to, like, more things. I got to watch the Kelly Clarkson show. Vegas. Yeah, tours, new music, exactly. And I like the voice. I think that you can do a lot of things while being an active voice coach. And we do get those, like, you know, bi-seasonal performances with all the other coaches. So we're gonna hear Kelly sing. That's one of my favorite thing. I've been running down the road trying to loosen my when Reba, Nile Horan, John Legend, and Gwen Stefani sing that song. I love when the judges get together and make music. Who are the other judges? It looks like it is Adam Levine. Or maybe this is an old picture. Oh, you're kidding. Actually, it might be an old picture. Sorry. Oh yeah,

because like his new face is not settling in well. He can't be on TV. Adam Levine, John Legend. No, that's definitely old. Yeah, so I don't know. Right. I guess like, We'll find out. They're always changing it up. Yeah. That was like when the judge is on Masked singer, I'll sing golden. Exactly.

And Rita Ora. She's a judge. Oh. I thought she was the host. Yeah. I don't know if it made it into my episode, but Rita O'Ra, when I took my mask off, she said, I love you podcast. And I was like, she's obviously lying.

She was like, you host it with your sister. I was like, yes, my sister. My sister. So I'm like a huge Rita Ora fan now. She was like so nice. There's nothing not to love. There's nothing not to love. Although I do wish her and Rob Kardashian had worked out.

Yeah, yeah, of course. But she's on to bigger and better things. Can you blame her? What was the story? Kelly. Oh, oh, right. Right, right. Fifth and final story leading into TV recap.

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on designer items, even as they face potential foreclosure on their L.A. home. According to court documents, P. Piqué's team investigated how Doreet was spending their money and found she spent $995,000 on wardrobe-related expenses during a 14-month span. In the meticulously detailed docs, Piquet cites charges of $69,000 each at Louis Vuitton and Chanel, $38,000 at Hermes, $22,000 at St. Honoret,

as well as retailers, including Neta Porte and Moda operandi. He also claims, despite the travel and designer item expenses, the reality star failed to make any. mortgage payments on their lavish home and made, quote, only one related utility payment during the time period despite despite having exclusive use of the residence since April 2024. Meanwhile, P.K. claims he paid the lion's share of the family's expenses, including both the mortgage and the cost of raising their children. Okay. I'm just like, I'm not believing everything he said, although I find the $900,000 on designer debts to be quite interesting.

I believe what he said. Like, look at her. Yeah. She looks like. She looks like. like a million bucks. No, but I'm saying like he's, so he's saying she's not paying for anything that the kids are doing. She's not paying the mortgage. The mortgage is his responsibility. Like, yes, she may live there. She's taking care of your kids. No, but it's like, if she spent a million dollars of the family's money on her clothes and you're mad that she didn't pay mortgage from the family's money, it's like, what do you mean? Like the one person who just like did the admin of sending the money. Like, it's the same money. Oh, I guess. Is it, but is this, this is talking about like post-divorce, right?

The post separation. A million dollars is from December 2024 to March 2026. So that's post separation. So is that her money or their money? It's giving their money. So their money should also be paying the mortgage. So like just send it off. Right.

Right. If you have access to the money to buy clothes, why aren't you also paying the mortgage? Because I think she assumed he was. Right. But if it's from the same account, like it doesn't matter who like presses send. This is just unfortunate. because like it does give credence to like what kyle was saying but it was never really about kyle like the validity of what kyle was saying it was just like the manner in which she said it and

like the fact that like her and dureate have like a broken friendship no and also if the money's about to run out like keep shopping well if you're about to get cut off that kelly she bought assuming she brought it retail she can sell it for double on the real real no and also like one outfit of hers looks like seriously $50,000 a minimum these numbers seem low $69,000 at chineau in a 14 month period, that's literally two outfits. Yeah, no. Her outfits are so crazy. At least she has what to show for it.

I see the money. I just feel like their finances have been called into question a few times over the years, but the rug was really never pulled out from underneath them. I do think that the divorce probably will be the thing. Because even for like financially sound to people, a divorce can be crippling. But it doesn't sound like P.K. saying, we have no money. It sounds like he's saying like she's spending a lot of money. money on clothes and stuff, not contributing to the mortgage of the house that she lives in.

But it doesn't sound like there's not money because like, look, she spent a million dollars on clothes in 14 months. That's a moneyed individual. He's not saying we can't pay that bill. Right. So I don't really know. And the thing with the house, it's like the house has now over $6 million in mortgage debt. Foreclosure could be imminent.

Notices of default have been recorded. PK is asking the court to force a sale further claiming he'd been making efforts to avoid it. He also claimed Durit rejected a suggested temporary relocation for Derreet and the children to his own home while he covered expenses. That's the part where I'm like, okay, what's the other part of the story? Were you living there with your girlfriend? Are you living there? Right, no, no. And also, like, that's crazy.

They're not going to come live with you. In, like, his bachelor pad. But, like, are they poor? I want to say yes. I don't know. It's like, based on context clues. I feel like, yes, because I don't know what he does and how he could, like, be so. successful. I don't know what he does. He's the former manager of Boy George. Yeah, but like,

it's not giving like we have zero dollars. It's giving like, I don't want to pay for this big house for you to live in. And she's like, this is the children's family home. You're not uprooting them. We are staying and you're going to pay for it. Which isn't wrong either. Like if you have the money, pay for the fucking kid's house. Agreed. I don't know. I don't know. Well. And also this isn't good because like last we heard they were on good terms. And now he's I know. And so at the end of the reunion, I was like, what are your, oh, he was like, we're going to manifest.

Like, what do you want for this year? And everybody said, and Doreet was like, I really just want to stay in the place that I'm out with P.K. Like, we're so good. Or like as good as it's going to get. Also, I just want to stay that way. There was like a scene this season or last season where like Kyle goes over to Dorete's like a mess.

There's like boxes everywhere. And like every box is like far fetch, net a port take, that operandi. No, but it's like. None of this is surprising to me. I'm like, I'm like, look at her. Seriously, look at her. If you know anything about clothes and you see her in one of her looks on a group trip, head to toe, jewelry bags.

She wears $100,000 outfits night after night after night. It's actually an insane level for housewives in general. She is by no means the richest. She's probably one of the poorest on the couch. and she dresses more high end than Jennifer Tilly, like just based on like logos. Yeah. She's wearing more than Kathy.

Yeah. So I just like wonder what this is trying to prove because like this is not surprising to me. I would actually say like the figure actually sounds low considering what she looks like every day of her life. So what are we, what are you telling me here? I know she didn't pay the mortgage and I know she spends a lot on clothes. Thank you.

The wife looks great. She always does. She always does. In terms of recapping. Any other thoughts? It was a repetitive reunion for like a kind of a slow season. I actually don't really have that much else to share. Okay.

Let's get into Queenie and Meany. I need to know who yours is. Okay. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. A segment we love to end our weeks with here on Fridays at the Toast. It's just a good way to take a look. back at the week at a glance and just give out awards to people who deserve it. Yeah.

Yeah. We love to award people. My queenie of the week, of course, goes to one Nicole Sanchez. Oh, that's so good. Obviously, she's a queen of the week. She worked her way up from like a distressed, like, entertainment reporter. I don't even know what she was to literally the chair of the mac gala. She's standing at the bottom of the stairs with Anna Wintour while opening the carpet.

But amidst all the criticism, I'm sorry, she is a... You're peeing in a bottle. That's what you're doing. She is a genius. She's an inspiration to women everywhere. Agreed. And she is a queenie of the week. I completely agree.

Sorry, it might be an uncomfortable truth for some. Yeah, we could all learn something. Also, she was kind of queen of the week in my household because, you know, she wrote two children's books. The fly who flew to space. And randomly we wound up picking, the boys picked it to read it like while we were having dinner one night. So we all took in a reading of the fly who flew to space. Really enjoyed it.

Flynn the fly. I read it. I read it at your house and I thought it was dumb. Oh, wow. I thought we were uplifting. I think it's cute. Like it has a cute message. It's about outer space, which they love.

And I know she snuck in a little bit about like a learning disability in there. Oh, did she? Yeah, to like make it, you know, have an inclusive impact. And, right, right. The proceed of the sales go to charity. Yeah, kids with dyslexia. Yeah, because Flynn, like, gets distracted while learning. So relatable.

Yeah. And then, like, he goes to outer space and it just gives him perspective. You know, sort of like what we were saying about how, like, go up there and you'll see we are one. And I felt like that's what that's sort of like how Flynn felt like he started to appreciate like the small things. Yeah, I love that. So Queenie of the Week in my house as well. But no, actually, my Queenie of the Week, I know I was going to shock you, is especially. Spencer Pratt.

Oh, I'm so glad you brought this up because I've been seen clips. He's running for mayor in L.A. So I don't like see everything because I don't live in L.A. I'm obviously not voting. But there was the L.A. mayoral debate this week, which he was just on fire. I was cracking the fuck up. Seriously. Like, so good.

So good. I've been seeing like a lot of his stuff now in his ads. I just watched a video before we sat down of him like on some bridge saying the bridge is beautiful, right? too bad you can't see it because people are stealing the lights off of the bridge and now the bridge is not well at and he said caram basura and oh my god no i'm sorry he is so fucking funny carin basura when he says carin basura i'm not okay he went on good guys like a couple of months ago and ben gets i had picked up ben from the studios when we were in florida i picked up him from the studio and he was cracking up

And he was like, he called her. Like, he was like, Spencer calls the mayor the funniest thing. I'm like, oh, I knew what it was. I'm like, yeah, he does. He was like, Karen Garbage. I was like, no, that's not what it is. He like couldn't remember what the joke was. So he just told me it was Karen Garbage.

Oh my God, so funny. And not only is he so funny and just like crushing it with his like social media stuff and videos, but like, he makes fire. points he did so well into the debate. I think people like the consensus was that he won the debate. Yeah, the consensus was that he won the debate. Like people in LA are really in distress. Like, I don't know what it's like to live there, but I think it's really, really bad and hard. And so he's sort of like the hero that LA didn't know that they needed. And I think when he first launched his campaign, it did seem like a little bit like like a joke or like, you know, like a stunt. And it's just over

time he's just a really impassioned palisade citizen he lost his home in a fire his family lost their home and a fire and no it's been actually crazy to watch yeah and then i saw a clip of heidi yesterday on the squeeze what's the squeeze the taylor's lot nerd podcast oh oh yeah and um she was talking about more like the emotional side like she's actually it's giving first lady of los angeles like absolutely she's talking about like what it felt like to lose their home and like how their son like, it was like really sad and emotional. Like she's like, you know, giving heart to the campaign. I think the two of them are a winning team.

I mean, on a small scale, she has sort of been the first lady of Los Angeles for quite some time. I just think it's about to become formal. I would love to see it. He's really infringing on the incumbent. Karen Basura. And then like the third person who he calls random city council member. He's seriously cracking. me up. No, it's so good. It's so good. It is. It is. It's refreshing. Like, yeah, these people

literally let the city burn down and they're running again. That's insane. Only in politics. Like, could you seriously burn your city to the ground and be leading in the mayoral race? And have the highest taxed city, like the most money for community projects, like the most, the biggest pool and your city's burned to the ground. And you don't have a water reserve. Right. And it was also like arson. You know, I mean, it's just, just it was what Heidi kept saying is like this wasn't a natural disaster this was like completely preventable absolutely so that yeah no they're taking the fight to the mayor's house okay so we didn't have the same queenie but like similar vibes um and I think both needed to be said there were two

queenies this week who's your ween oh my weenie was Sarah Paulson who acted like in a weene like manner you know just like performative the definition of performative Yeah, and then I saw people like saying, like, we didn't understand, like, it's a thing on billionaires. And it's like, her best friend is Kim Kardashian. Like, what are you guys talking about? It's giving selective outrage. My weenie is also an attendant of the mech al that you come to nobody. My weenie is.

Heidi Klum. I just can't get over. I really, I've thought about it a lot since Monday. Like, it was so nutty. Like, it was insane. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

Weenie. Okay. I feel like those are good weenies. Like, you know, what weenies meant to be. I really enjoyed chatting with you this morning and this week in general and I will miss you dearly until Monday. I enjoyed it too. We should do it every day for the rest of our lives. The place looks beautiful. I mean, well, it always does. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast of the Millennium Morning Show where we had to live in the fast-size stories.

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