The Toast - Know Thyself: Friday, October 21st, 2022

Episode Date: October 21, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Stride-ay. That's right, it's Friday and your girlies are singing together on tune because we are together in our Florida studio. Hey, Jax, how you doing? Doing good because not only is it Friday, but it's also Stride-ay. For the first time in, I want to say months, Bryce and strice are on the show. And this is giving me a joie de vivre that I knew I was missing, but I've tried to suppress because Bryce didn't want to work with his mommy. What can you

do? But then he saw Theo in studio. So he was like, I'm not going to be bested by this guy, by my own cousin, by my own cousin. So now he's with his mommy. Well, Theo and I are both thrilled, honored, and really feeling very welcomed here at your home and your studio. So thank you so much for having us. We're so happy to have you. How has your time been so far? Just simply delightful. I really forgot what it's like to reside in the same residence as Roald Dini. And I can just, it's such a joy. It it is such a joy especially when he's like yearning for me in the way that he is I think and I'm not even being crazy I'm so glad you were there because like you know that Harry full-on said my name yeah he's trying to work it out yeah like I was

like Claudia Claudia and he was like oh yeah so he's sounding it out obviously I have like the worst name in which my name was Sarah sometimes like No, or just one syllable. Sarah's hard too. Or like something really easy. Well, he says like a lot of goo-goos. I wish my name was like Greta. Two syllables. Gab. Gab.

Just call me Gab from now on. Anti-Gab, okay? I've got the gift of Gab and I'm anti-Gab. Anti-Gab. Speaking of anti-hero. It's midnight's release day day we'll talk about it in the fast five so i don't want to get into it we actually did something really fun last night for the patreon we were trying to wait up till midnight so hard and claudia had gotten reached out to from

instacart and they send like this little care package to help us wait up we thought it was going to be things in which to snack no they, they gave us ingredients. But instead it was things in which to bake. So Margo realized the ingredients that they sent were Taylor's famous cookie recipe for chai sugar cookies. And we made them. We vlogged the whole experience. And honestly, it was a wild ride. And honestly, you just have to see it.

We won't even tease the results because it's an experience that you need to experience at patreon.com slash the toast. That video should be up today or sometime this weekend. Yeah, yeah. I'll get it. I'll get it out. We'll churn it out. We're constantly churning out content here.

Constantly. Like that's the thing. When you come, it's so much fun. But then this house just turns into a content farm. I know. We're like literally one of those like TikTok houses. When we're together, like we make so many TikToks. We vlog.

We podcast. We're literally the hype house. We are the hype house. We're the strice house. That would be our name. We should invite like a bunch of are the hype house. We're the strice house. That would be our name. We should invite like a bunch of dog influencers to live with us in the strice house and we'll start like our own page and stuff. Mystery Butters.

Magnolia. Olive. Yeah. Magnolia is here too. So it's been really, I mean, only got here last night, but it's just been absolutely heavenly. Obviously I was able to see McKay Laird, Roldini and our new nephew, which was such a delight. Like I really miss the kids so

much especially the kids that i've previously known you know the new bibbit i don't really know him yet um but mckaylord and rold like i know them so well i have them booked to memory that every change like i saw mckayla had a bug bite like what who fine bring that mosquito to me death to that mosquito how dare he yeah although I can understand because I've often been inclined to take a bite out of Michaela too exactly miss her already so it's been fabulous I'm so excited to be here I have no plans to go home so that's fabulous I've been eating my way through your house you have so many delicious snacks thanks I shopped for you and I'm also just like always cooking and baking now you're so I'm just like someone who just has like a Tupperware with some fresh muffins on the microwave. Oh, you know what?

I was just remembered a story that I wanted to ask you to do. So if there's anything that you can. Yes, there is something that you can bump. There was like the fifth story was just going to be like a small update that I was wanting to share now. The crown will be making a disclaimer. Oh, OK. That is important. Yeah.

It's not like the best, most like. It just if you didn't know the backstory, I'd be like, I thought it would just be like them writing, you know, this is based on Queen Elizabeth, like, duh. Okay, I might've spoken to Susan. Because the story that I wanted to share, like, was going around on social media, but like, no one's written it up.

So I'll just share it as a fifth story, okay? Those are my favorite kinds of stories. Like, why do we need to wait for someone to write, like, a lukewarm take on a story when, like're on the pulse I'm not gonna say we say you're on the pulse thank you so much it's so nice so we are on the pulse depends for the topic yeah of course on the day for me yeah what I had going on um this week I'm not on the pulse I've been like so busy every single day like I literally am still in my makeup and toast outfit until like 10 p.m right right one thing about me is that I'm prioritizing skincare like I take my makeup

off in the studio I literally that's how busy I am like I don't have the time to wipe mama tings and also I don't like to wipe my makeup off with a makeup remover and then not wash my face after I know I know on tour like I got used to it because like if I'm in a long car ride like I'm just gonna take my makeup off you know yeah also that's life on the road for you though redheads merch is still available at shop morning toast.com I've seen a lot of redheads have gotten their merch I'm so happy for you guys I've been wearing merch all week and it's so gorgeous and sickening so head over to shop morning toast.com get yourself a little something and it's my favorite thing about the redheads merch I said this on my Q&A but maybe people don't listen with sound on my Instagram stories well you don't so why would

anyone listen to you no no that's that wasn't shade it's like maybe you're like me and you don't maybe yeah um is that it's such a great conversation starter yeah because people will see it and some of it says the redhead some says the redheads book club but either way people will be like what's that and it's a great way to meet someone to meet someone to get in a conversation about books and like when I meet a fellow reader whether I know them so well or I don't know them at all like we can officially talk for an hour I completely agree my good reads I'm going through my faves I'm asking your favorite genre and I'm asking for Rex so that's what I love about the redheads and of course like to spot a redhead in the wild simpatico speaking of books I am like almost

done maybe 70% of the way through with the It Ends With Us sequel. It starts with us and it's good. I mean, I feel like I've evolved a little bit like past my coho phase, but she still slaps. Like she writes a good story. You really care about the characters. So it's filled with drama. It's really good. I heard Rach Parcell didn't like it.

She said on her Instagram at the beach. Well, the thing is, and I feel like Rach Parcell and I like have a very similar, we're always sharing wrecks with one another. Colleen Hoover is the author that gets you into like romance books, like spicy novels. The kids are calling it smut now. Why? No, that's just like what you call like book porn.

I don't know. But is it Stanford or something? Spicy? Sexy music under toes. I don't know. Unique. I don't know. And so Coho, Colleen Hoover books are really the books that like get you into that and then you find like Tessa Bailey and Lucy Score and then

once you get deep into it like you go back and read Coho and like it doesn't slap like it used to because it's really like an entry point it's a gateway yeah that's how I feel I don't know if that's how Rach feels yeah I feel like for Rach what she said like it wasn't steamy enough right no it's by the way I'm like 70% of the way through and there was like maybe like half a steamy scene. But for me, that's not why I'm reading this book. Like I'm reading this book because I really loved this story and the characters and I want to know how it ends.

Got it. And I love Atlas. Should I read it if I liked It Ends With Us? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, it's, and it's very easy to get through. On the way here, I think I got through like 50%. Okay, I will.

I need to finish The Empress. I was going to treat myself last night but then i passed out um and then i i need to get into some more books i was going to start this new book that's on like recently came out it's called the princess um the princess papers or something like that it's not on fiction sounds like a literal literal Disney Channel original movie. No, but it's written by a man. And it's about like this princess countess who became a spy during World War II. It's a true story. One thing about me is like,

I do not fuck with books written by men. I know. Like the last book I read by a man was The Silent Patient and it low-key stunk, especially for how much hype it had. The Silent Patient, I personally think, is not as good as everyone says. I wanted to pull my fucking hair out.

People like quake over it. And it's not a bad book, but like quake worthy, it ain't. No, and like the big twist, spoiler alert. Oh, really? Don't say what the big twist is. Okay, well, the big twist is so stupid and not believable. I read the book and I'm like, what is the big twist? Yeah, and it was like that and the way that he was.

You said we're not going to go there. I just said three words. Yeah, I'm like, sure. Sure, go there. I just said three words. Yeah. I'm like, sure. Sure, Theo. Sure. That was his name. Yeah.

So it wasn't, it wasn't my cup of tea. And I just, I really, I cannot recall the last book I read by a man unless it's a celebrity memoir, like Howard Stern, Andy Cohen, but it's just not for me. Like, and I say this all the time. Like, I think there are specific roles for women and I think there's specific roles for men. And like, for me, like you're a male author. No, I think there are specific roles for women. And I think there's specific roles for men. And like, for me, like you're a male author.

No, you're not. I don't know. I feel like the books to like, I mostly read books by women. I'm only really interested in the books that women write. They write about women. I'm a woman.

I also hate reading about women from a man's point of view. A hundred percent. Because it's like, you don't know the woman, but I also kind of sometimes hate reading about men from a women's point of view. Agreed. It's like, what world are you living in? Coho. No,ed. This shit's not happening. No. For anyone.

No. 100%. But I think the good thing about reading about a man from a woman's perspective it's like it's wishful thinking. It's fantasy. Yeah like we wish men were like that so there's fun in it but reading a man write about a woman it's like what the fuck do you know? Yeah but to read a man like write about a romance I feel like it's more interesting for women sometimes perhaps maybe that's why people like nicholas sparks perhaps perhaps well like i'm so over nicholas sparks oh my god yeah no ho ho literally buried him six feet in the ground eclipsed him i was gonna say the books that i do read by men maybe because like they're real like i would only read a book by man if it was really recommended or something like they're really good books

yeah like amartols you know like for me books are like gary genetti you know kazoo ishiguro clara and the sun not for me nothing to see here kevin wilson like chef's kiss yeah that's true actually i guess that's the last book i read by a man no for real oh no and the silent patient yeah so it's just like men go crunch your numbers let us handle the books okay also I did read the interview with Coho in the New York Times oh what did you think and I thought it was really great um to hear from this woman who's become like so prevalent in pop culture but under the mainstream radar yeah and I loved hearing from her and it's just so crazy how much her life has changed in like the last few years her first book was self-published like you should read it slammed oh I haven't read it like that was the first book she put out on

Amazon self-publishing oh my god that's amazing and then um it just really snowballed let me ask you something in the profile because you know I only skimmed like the TikTok recaps did they mention the impact of TikTok on her business? What did they say? Um, that she's just like big on TikTok and the pandemic. Right. And like TikTok actually influences book sales. Yes. And also during the pandemic, and we had posted this on the Redheads Instagram when it happened. So if you follow us, like you're always in the know, Colleen like felt like she was, it was the beginning of the pandemic and she was

like you know a lot of people's jobs are impacted but like authors jobs aren't and I'm gonna give my books out for free on uh ebooks or whatever like you could download them for free oh wow so she did like five books for free and so people would read them because then they would get obsessed and they're like let me go to co-host so it actually turned out to be like a great marketing thing but I don't think that's how she meant it at all no that's so nice yeah oh wow I love her I'm so happy for her and her success you'd love to see women in publishing thriving um so we've got a great show we do we've got fast five no tv recap but we're just gonna take it slow chill it's Friday I'm not in a rush and more importantly it's Friday can I talk about something sure I mean I am on my own podcast stopped you something

that has come with my weight loss um that I never expected was I guess I didn't realize and you can like go back and watch old episodes like I was physically unable to cross my legs because my belly got in the way like a pregnant person can't yeah the way I'm obsessed with crossing my legs I have I don't know if anyone on the planet can relate to this. I have a newfound obsession with, you're going to find me on your couch with my legs crossed. That's how I live my life. My legs are always crossed.

But like it does get like after a few like. You got to switch to the other side. Yeah, it's like a little fatigued. If you ever catch me on the toes, like that's what I'm doing the whole time. Like the way I didn't even realize I was physically unable unable to cross my legs it's just such a gorgeous look so slender so slender but the way that I cross my legs like I'm clenching like I'm it's so tight I don't even like realize that's like everything with me I'm like drop your shoulders unclench your jaw relax sometimes I got like passionate on the toes and I'm like why are

you making a fist yeah no sometimes I'll be like literally laying in my bed watching tiktoks I'm like holy shit I'm holding so much tension in my jaw like calm the fuck down bitch I'll be trying to fall asleep and I'm like unclench unclench unclench yeah no I'm constantly clenching clenchio clenchio mcclenchia mcclenchia um so I feel like without further did it did it do where are you right here being perfect angels, just as you should be. It is time for the fast five stories that you need to know. Just go with it.

Not everyone needs to come be commented on, but like, um, when it's the right one, we'll know. Like, I know that's not it. Of course I know. Maybe do better. Maybe do better. I just, I could spend time thinking about it. Maybe you should.

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And start living your own real life coho book. 100%. 100%. First story, one word, Midnight's word midnight yes new album came out last night i passed out at 11 40 i was waiting up so hard with margo and then margo fucking fell asleep and she was the one being like a general the whole night like we have to stay up and then i turn around this bitch is fucking asleep that's so snitch we were reading in my bed and she's literally talking in her sleep i'm like what'd you say and then i realized she's asleep she goes oh

really yeah we're gonna do that okay that's what she said in her sleep. I'm like, what'd you say? And then I realized she's asleep. She goes, oh, really? Yeah, we're going to do that. OK, that's what she said in her sleep. Oh, my God. And then I was like, are you sleeping? And she didn't say anything. So I was like, oh, my God, she's fucking asleep. So then I was like, all right, well, I'm not going to wait up alone. So I passed out, too.

And then also, it's not just waiting up till midnight. It's then listening to the whole hour, another hour. And then like once I'm up at one o'clock, she had another announcement at 3 a.m., which was seven more songs. Right. So I'm like, you know what? This can wait till tomorrow. And I'm up at one o'clock, she had another announcement at 3 a.m., which was seven more songs. Right. So I'm like, you know what? This can wait till tomorrow. And I woke up early anyway.

I woke up at like 630 because Bryce strutted and sauntered into my room, scared the shit out of me. And my leg was hurting me like in my sleep. So I just woke up and I was fine with it because then I got to lay in bed for like two hours and listen to the album. I haven't made it through all the additional seven songs. I'm probably at like 15 or 16 out of 20. And people are, of course, you know, ranking them, sharing their favorite snippets.

And I just need everyone to calm the fuck down. Like I, Taylor doesn't work for years on works of art for you to like rank them in less than 12 hours. And like digest it and poop it out in one day. And the thing about Taylor's music is like. It ages. It ages. Exactly.

And there are songs like you might have looked past. Like I feel like when I was obsessed with reputationutation, I used to skip King of My Heart like endlessly. And it's now my belief that's the best song on the album. Like they take time to settle in and like different phases of your life where you feel like you can start to relate to different songs. So obviously there's a few that stand out like Antihero, obviously, because the anti. And it's the lead single.

It's the lead single. And it's so good. And it's a song that truly everyone can relate to because Cause like every person has been up at night, like thinking the worst things about themselves. Like, Oh man, everyone thinks I'm annoying. Everyone thinks I'm ugly. Everyone thinks I'm fat. And like, that's what the whole message of the song and the music video is. And it's so relatable and it's a bop, like, like it's a certified bop. I was going to sing it, but like, I can't even remember it, but it's like, I literally can't remember it because I'm normal.

Karma is also a song that really stands out. One, because, you know, there is this Taylor Swift conspiracy theory amongst her fans that before Reputation and the whole Kim Kardashian thing happened, she was gearing up to release an album called Karma. And it's like this mysterious album that was never released because then she had to follow it up with Reputation. So then she released a single called Karma, I think like addressing the fact that like, we're all clowns and there was never released because then she had to follow it up with reputation. So then she released a single called Karma. I think like addressing the fact that like we're all clowns and there was never an album.

But the song is. There was that there was never an album. Yeah. Like she wouldn't name a song Karma if she had a whole album called Karma. You know, I think she had an album, but I don't think it was called Karma. Got it. Well, that's possible. I don't think it was at that stage of branding yet.

Yeah, that's possible. Well, the song Karma is so good. It's just like. And I think they were all songs about Calvin Harris. And then he turned out to be a big loser yeah so she's like you don't deserve an album scrap well i think it's obviously about scott borshetta there's a lot of the songs that feel like they're about like the whole betrayal because like and i feel like a lot of people think like taylor like get over it like whatever you're moving on you're really releasing but like there are just some things in life that you can't get over like and for her i think her

cancellation was one of them and like no sorry not yeah her cancellation but also the Scott Borchetta thing um and I think a lot of people sorry I'm misspeaking I think a lot of people want her to be like get over the Kanye thing um because yeah like it was so many years ago but like being dragged on the internet like by the entire universe like that that doesn't go away and as somebody who's been there I can relate like keep singing about it like I appreciate it because like I feel the same way about my cancellation still right and also like she's someone who has a lot of feelings and emotions and that's one of the biggest things that can happen to a person a public figure she writes five songs about a guy who looked at her in the hallway in high school enchanted yeah so like the whole world turned on

her she's gonna write 50 fucking songs no and it's such a layered experience from an emotional point of view and how far away you get from it like in the beginning there's all of that like it's really the stages of almost grief because then it comes back and like there are years later where you're still so mad about it right but also years later you might reflect on it feel differently new song yeah no totally so I don't mind like a lot of people are like get over the thing no like I totally understand it um the songs are about a lot of different things a lot of people are like, get over the thing. No, like I totally understand it. The songs are about a lot of different things. A lot about Jo Alwyn, like a lot about how she's just so fucking happy, which is so nice. There is a song would have, could have, should have that a lot of people think is about John Mayer.

And again, a lot about the Scott Borchetta, the betrayal, stealing her work, stealing her youth. So again, I don't really feel like it's fair to give like, I'll have a lot more to say on Monday if we listen to it a lot this weekend, which I that we will we could put it on the Sonos we could put it on the Sonos but I just you never want to chill like for real like calm down everyone's like Claudia give us your rankings how like that would be so it would be fraudulent on my part it would and one thing about me I'm a lot of things I'm not a fraudulent person all you can say at this point is if there are any songs that just jumped out at you when you first when you heard it you were like oh my gosh this is a bop I don't feel that way about any of the songs

really from this album because they're like a little more involved and I think eventually you have to live with them but sometimes I do hear songs like that new Shania Twain song the first time I heard it I'm like certified bop waking up dreaming do you know I adore you oh my god I love that song yeah there's nothing like that I do on the album no no it's not that kind of album it's not that kind of album because it's not like singles with different hits it's like a true work of art it's like a it's meant to be listened to in full um so I agree there aren't like you know ones that stand out as like I'm gonna listen to this at the club but I wasn't sure what the vibe was gonna be I had a feeling it would be exactly what it is which is

very like synth like yeah like Maggie Rogers would be the reference Lana Del Rey I don't sure what the vibe was going to be. I had a feeling it would be exactly what it is, which is very like synth-like. Yeah, like Maggie Rogers would be the reference. Lana Del Rey. I don't really know Lana Del Rey. I have to say the Lana Del Rey song might be my least favorite. And one thing that I love about Taylor is like, oh, I'm going to have a huge artist on my album. We're going to do the worst one.

No, I'm going to have a huge artist on my album. You're not going to hear anything they say. Like, they're always in the background. Like, who the fuck heard Chris Stapleton on I Bet You you think about me you didn't hear hame on nobody no crime and you're certainly not hearing lana del rey on snow on the beach that's what i love about her humbling big artists for sure but like for me that song nobody no crime is a crime i know you don't like it i love it oh my god i was listening to the album while i was baking the other day i mean i baked once and and it's your personality no no it's like all the muffins I'm talking about,

all the times I was baking, it's like all this one time. I was listening to that album and I had to actually like wash my hands and press skip. I don't mind it at all. I like it. I hate it. I hate it.

Estee's sister's gonna swear she was with me. It's like so cringe. I like it. I like it i like it hate and a lot of people um there's a song called vigilante shit oh that's the one i got up to in the album and i like the song but it's like very much you need to be in that mood you need to be it's like a story she's telling and a lot of people think it's like oh she delivered proof of scooter bronze affair to yael people are so you're reaching, like she's obviously, if we've learned anything since Taylor Swift

has now been in a six-year happy relationship, it's like a lot of the songs she writes are not even about herself. And she said that it's about random thoughts she has, books, movies. She wrote that, she wrote a movie. I hear the traffic lights, if it'll be all right, they say I, what is the song is that?

Whatever, that one. Death by a Thousand C cuts is about that uh gina rodriguez netflix movie like she pulls references because like she's not out and about having you know whirlwind romances anymore her life is now settled so i would appreciate if everyone like would stop looking for like some of the songs are just like maybe not about her and i just feel like people are reaching yeah so we'll continue to listen to the album i only got up to vigilante shit which i was enjoying but i was like i need to be in like a sassier mood not just like me trying to get ready for the toast yeah and start my day the music video for anti-hero is so good though like it's she looks so stunning she looks like so mature it's so funny because we

don't really see her every day we see her literally like four times a year so she really like grows up every time we see her now she looks like a woman like yeah it's great she looks like a movie that's like a real movie yeah uh question for you that i was thinking about what would you consider her worst album i know debut okay and i love her but that's just like it's not bad by any means i think taylor swift's worst album is like some of the best of course it's like i'm not gonna drag anyone but okay take out debut just because it's not fair to compare it like sonically she made it like in her bedroom yeah no it's sonically right and I actually think debut would benefit the most from being re-recorded yeah because she but she's gonna do them the same still no but like the sound

quality yeah like okay so we have debut we have um fearless speak now Red Well you know People are not gonna like What I have to say 1989 Reputation Lover It's not folklore It's not Evermore It's Too Soon to Tell With Midnights

It's not Lover I like And this is a unique POV That I have like Personally like I do not Like love I'm never gonna go

To like Out of my way To listen to Reputation Which is so crazy Because I know It's so many people's favorites I think Reputation Was ahead of its time and I love it I don't and I think I mean I love it but you know and as a work of art like I think it's perfection I wouldn't

change a hair on its head there are so many songs on lover that I love um but as a body I agree I think it was it felt so contrived like the whole aesthetic and like just she went from being like so intense and like revengeful to being like like can it just felt like so and i know she doesn't feel cohesive i thought that just felt like too phony you know okay i agree that some of her best songs are on Lover. But I do agree like at a glance from the Big Bang Theory, like as a work of art, as a body of work, it doesn't feel cohesive and it doesn't feel complete. Yeah.

And just like a little too manufactured with all the like Instagram stuff that went around. I agree. I agree. That wasn't my favorite era by any means. Yeah. That wasn't my favorite era. And you have to think of the era as well. It's so important to know like when I criticize a work something you're criticizing

like a 99 versus in a hundred yeah like it's still better than half the 95 of the shit that gets released today so like just keep that that scale is important to keep in mind because I'm not by means saying her worst album is there's a bad song on it like it's still better than anything I've ever heard in my life yeah I should do a treadmill to reputation that would be a good it's a great uh album to get you going yeah okay maybe we'll do it together you know what I've been doing a little bit of and I've known about this for years because it came out years ago but I've been implementing it into my workout 12 3 30 from tiktok yeah of course so what i'll do is it really works it really works and it's really hard so i'll do i'll go 12 incline three speed for

10 minutes not 30 then i do five minutes jogging no walking in between and then another 10 minutes of 12 3 and then another five minute jog yeah the 12 3 30 is like a magic they say like it literally will get you toned and fit yeah you can feel your core is working. Do they talk about if you're supposed to hold on to the treadmill? I know you probably shouldn't, but you're so asking the wrong girl. Like you're the Tik TOK girl. Yeah. But I don't watch the 12, three 30 videos in full. Okay. I go back and forth because sometimes I need help just enough to know like that it's popular, but not enough to actually care. Got it. Okay, cool.

Are you ready for our next story? Like really big news in world of pop culture. E! News is returning on November 14th with new co-hosts, Adrienne Bailone-Hawton and Justin Sylvester. Yes. Yes. E! announced yesterday that E! News, which is premiering Monday, November 14th at 11.30 p.m.

What happened to 7 and 11? What happened to 7 and 11? Who is watching E! News at 11.30? It's like late night now. Is that Pacific time? I think it's Eastern. Okay. Will be executive produced by veteran TV producers

John Redman and John Pascarella. The Monday through Thursday broadcasts will have an emphasis on celebrity-friendly, fact-based reporting, and serve as a platform for personalities to connect with their fans. Tracy Wilson, the EVP of NBCUniversal, said E! News has a long history of entertainment news excellence, and we are excited to bring the show back and continue its legacy. John and John are strategic, respected executive producers with stellar reputations, and Justin and Adrian are charismatic seasoned hosts

with a genuine interest in pop culture. This is the perfect team to bring a fresh take to this franchise. I actually completely agree. No lies were told. I think they couldn't have picked two better people. One, Justin is loved by E! audiences. He's such a professional. Celebrities love him. Adrian Bailon comes with like another audience from the real. She's very funny and personable. I feel like a lot of celebrities like know her personally and really like her too. So I think they couldn't have chose two better hosts. I don't know why E! News went off the, when ever went off the air. Cause when it was literally the only asset that E! had in its arsenal, like they lost Kardashians and they just decided to like wipe the slate clean. And it was the dumbest idea because E! News is like such a respected program. And I feel

like of all the programs like Access Hollywood inside everyone would choose to watch E! News and they just got rid of it it was so random and stupid yeah so I'm thrilled for Justin mostly because and for the E! News viewers because they deserve more Justin and yeah for the E! audience like we need Justin and we need him now I am curious though like why it wasn't Morgan and Justin yeah because they're like the two favorites for me maybe they're trying to you know expand because I don't think as much as we love Daily Pop and Nightly Pop they must not have had huge ratings if they if they got canceled so maybe they're just trying to switch it up to bring in new audiences like yeah they were trying the same

couple of people for so many years and obviously it didn't work and maybe like they'll do another talking head show that with Morgan at the helm but like they had two really great talents and so to put them together on one program it's like okay then what would we do next yeah I'm happy for Justin because I feel like you know that he doesn't have to wake up so early anymore no he like he had no social life like when I would come to town I'm like when I get drinks he's like yeah how's five o'clock I'm like oh what no like he would literally have to be on the lot at like five or six yeah no. No. And so this is going to be 1130. It's going to be like late night.

Like how you think. Is it live? I think so. That's a good question. That is a good question. 1130 PM. So that means he would film at 830 PM, which means he's done at 930. Like date.

10 o'clock. 10 o'clock date. Dinner. Yeah. I'm happy for him. And Justin's just very talented. And I feel like. Yeah.

I feel like obviously he will be like, I feel like we'll be watching him on the Today Show like when we're in our 50s. So I'm like, whatever we can do to get him there, you know? Yeah, he will do great things. And this is just another step. Yeah, and finally, like this is the, I think the first time in maybe three years

we're reporting on something E! News did and not dragging them to filth. Yeah, but, and then you also have to keep in mind they have that Instagram account that like has just been like an Instagram account for like an influencer for the last two years news yes since he went away he news went away oh yeah and it's still called e-news right yeah yeah well now it makes sense theo snoring and having a crazy dream sometimes theo will run in his sleep does bruno ever do that no like he'll

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animals do. Next up, James Corden breaks the silence on the restaurant drama, says, quote, it's so silly as he did, quote, nothing wrong. So why'd you apologize? The late, late, well, we only know what Keith McNally told us. Right. Up until James Corden speaking. Oh so maybe he didn't apologize? I mean who knows but the late late show host broke his silence on Balthazar owner Keith McNally's remarks during an

interview with the New York Times to promote his upcoming Amazon prize series Mammals. As we know McNally had called James Corden, quote, the most abusive customer to my Balthazar servers since the restaurant opened 25 years ago. And a tiny cretin of a man. And a tiny cretin of a man. And a follow up post hours later, he said that James had apologized profusely and the ban was lifted. James said to The New York Times, quote, I haven't done anything wrong on any level. So why would I ever cancel this interview I was there I get it he said now I feel so zen about the whole thing because I think it's so silly I just think it's beneath all of us it's beneath you it's certainly beneath your publication during the interview which was

conducted at another New York eatery another customer at a nearby table sent back her eggs watching the situation the comedian remarked to the journalist can you imagine now if we just blasted her on Twitter? Would that be fair? Well, did she yell at anyone? He said, that is my point. It's insane. Not him literally gaslighting us.

Yeah, him gaslighting him and saying, it's beneath you. It's beneath me. It's beneath this publication. Right. Like, we're not going to talk about it. And he didn't really clear anything up. Like, is he saying that what Keith said is a lie? Is he saying he

never called and apologized like what is his version of the story he's just speaking in like tongues yeah I mean he makes a good point though about like okay so he saw the person send back their eggs say it was a celebrity and he could have tweeted you know Claudia Ashrae rudely sent back her eggs and blah blah and like then that just becomes gospel by the way i totally approve of that messaging like the way that people share things about celebrities or just anyone on social media like based on their perception their pov and like how they digested the situation and then it becomes fact well not only is it like their truth but they could also just lie yeah of course of course uh yeah um but i i I prove that message of what he's saying

because I think that part of our culture is really weird. And also the part where everyone just accepts it as fact. There's no way to prove that it did or did not happen. And then it's just like your word against this person's. Right. I just don't think that's the case in this scenario. Right, because we've also now heard that other people are saying it. Also, it's not just like some random person,

like Twitter user. It's a restaurant or a business owner. He's putting it with his name in his restaurant. Like, I think it's different when you're an anonymous person or you're an anonymous account. You can say whatever the fuck you want. Completely agree.

But if you want to show your face and this is my business and here I'll back it all up, like and put yourself out there in the ring with James Corden. I'm more inclined to believe you than an anonymous person on like Dumois or something. Right. Yes.

So I agree with James's message, but this is not like relevant to his story at all. Like he's not a victim here. No. And he's being like intentionally misleading and kind of unclear and gaslighting us honestly yeah and so it's like did he apologize to because he says I did nothing wrong so it's out there that you apologize like and by the way what fucking kind of journalism is this so the guy says I did nothing wrong if I was a journalist I would say well then why did you apologize yeah but I think people were like perhaps they were surprised that he did the interview,

but he was like, I've done nothing wrong to like not do this interview. What, you know, because like, what does that have to do with. Mammals. Mammals. Right. No, that's a fair question. And he, if he did apologize to Keith, it's like, I apologize to this person over here. Like, what does that again have to do with this interview?

Yeah. I just wish he would be more clear because honestly, he's like speaking very generally and I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Sometimes when people like speak in such a confusing way, they can get away with a lot. No, that's what he's doing.

Because now I'm just like, well, I don't understand. I'm checked out. Yeah, I'm checked out. But I just want to say for the record, like I believe Keith and I believe that James Corden was rude to Wade Staff.

Yes, especially because a lot of people are now saying the same. Did you see that Try Guys wife? No, one of the try guys is why who has become like why he's so relevant which is so crazy because i had never heard of them no and like when they did their episode like what happened dressing i think it was i don't know i think it's called what happened it was like top of the podcast charts which i check all the time And like when I tell you I had never seen their podcast before. No, they should be thankful to Ned, honestly. And I.

I'm sure they were big before because obviously, like who would have cared so much about the drama? They were big in like a niche. Yeah. Circle. Like I didn't recognize their artwork even, you know? No, I know. Unless it was new artwork because Ned left. Because Ned left. But a Try Guys wife claims that she saw James Corden scream at a busboy over a closed restaurant.

Not the wife in question, but Becky Habersberger. Who's someone else's wife on the Try Guys. The wife of Keith. Once allegedly watched James Corden scream at an LA busboy, she shared in a TikTok video detailing the alleged incident one day after the Balthazar thing. She said, I overhear a busboy telling James Corden that Little Dom's is closed right now, noting she was walking down the street going to happy hour when she witnessed the alleged tirade. Quote, they close in the middle of the day between lunch and dinner.

The busboy is telling James Corden he can get him a reservation right when they open. He was really trying to be accommodating. She claimed that James then, quote, yells at this busboy, a lot of good that does me, mate, a lot of good that does me. See, no, that's the thing. Like, you're never rude to a waiter one time. It's like a pattern. It's a personality trait.

So we knew, we said on Monday when this whole thing happened, like, if other people come out of the woodwork, then this is clearly something that he does, and I'm going to believe Keith. And I've seen tons of things, including this now. So, like-

Right, and again, this is a person- With nothing to gain. Yeah, like like who is a public figure as well like james who's not like making shit up on on like a on like social media from an anonymous yeah or like a tiktokter who's like i think i heard guy's baby crying yeah right i have no reason to not believe her or keith for that matter right so and she had like very specific details about the restaurant like no this is and so it just makes his response in this interview like all the more offensive honestly like either don't address it or just fucking address it like let's talk about it but I also feel like this response which is an interesting tactic in general because it's like

definitely like diffusing the situation. I feel like this response contradicts who he has pretended to be because the person that we all thought he was would come out and be like, Oh my God, I heard someone's feeling someone's hurt. Where do I? Oh my God. You're so right.

It's a crack in the facade. Let's do a song. You're so right. You know, but like in the carpool karaoke. Yeah, you're so right. But this person is like aggressive. Yeah, you're so right but this person is like aggressive

yeah you're so right this doesn't add up with the james we thought we knew though james he was pretending to be yeah who would just have been like oh let's all get along mate bruv mate bruv oh my god you're so right you're so right you're you know you are so right are you ready for our next story which is a little more british drama not royal not even close i'm so sorry i shouldn't have i don't want to smack that fucking ipad out of your head i don't want to trigger you there's a lot of complaints yesterday two royal stories they were good like you just um i appreciate you voicing your opinion and i do i you're not you're hearing wrong I hear you but it just like opened

up the floodgates for people to like pick apart every time I bring up the royals I'm sorry no you're right you guys one thing about me is like I can criticize Jackie you do I'm coming for your next like not criticize but like okay some of the stories you wouldn't have even noticed that there was like two royal adjacent stories if Claudia like didn't put me on blast no that's true but you know what like we just we needed to do better with the story picking and I feel like we're working on it you know. Yeah. But also I think everyone needs to cut Jackie a little fucking slack because it's hard to pick stories one that like we can actually have a an actual conversation about not being like oh that's amazing I'm so happy for them and two people that like shit we actually care about

people are like I wish you would talk about I don know. But if we actually don't care and like are not vested in it, like we're not going to give valuable insight. Right. And also like on any given day, like sifting through stories, there's a lot of things that come in the way. Like one, I'm not talking about any Jew hater, you know? So Kanye's all over. I know.

I'm not talking about it either. But Balenciaga did drop him. That was the update. Right. Two, sometimes there's like stories that conflict with like politics or something like celebrity. We steer clear of. Next. Three, a lot of the top stories are like updates from things that we spoke about all week. Like Jason Sudeikis' on and off again girlfriend throws shade at Olivia Wilde.

Like, no, that's the top of the Daily Mail today. And no, I don't care. And no, I don't want to talk about the salad dressing and the nanny again. Agreed. We talked about it twice this week. Yeah. So like you have to keep scrolling down

to the bottom of Daily Mail. And that's what you get. So all I'm saying is like, it's not as easy as it looks, okay? Yeah. It's layered, like most things. Next, Ed Sheeran. Is this the fifth story or the fourth?

This is the fourth and you're the fifth. So get yourself ready. Ed Sheeran was quote hurt after- I or the fourth? This is the fourth and you're the fifth. So get yourself ready. Ed Sheeran was, quote, hurt after. I'm like nervous. I feel like I'm like. No, you always do a good job if Claudia explains it all. No, but it's like requires, like literally when I say the story, it'll be one line. Okay.

Ed Sheeran was hurt after his James Bond theme song was scrapped for Billie Eilish. Sorry, hers was so fucking good. Ed Sheeran revealed it hurt to see his James Bond theme song shelve for Billie Eilish's hit track, No Time time to die the hit maker said he'd already started writing the song when suddenly he was replaced by the seven-time grammy grammy winning team superstar quote they changed directors and then they just changed scripts and that was it we had done all the meetings i started writing it he said on that peter crouch podcast peter crouches but he isn't losing all hope just yet.

When asked if he would still be willing to sing the Bond theme song in the future, he said it was a clear cut yes. Yes, of course. I'm not going to pretend it didn't hurt not doing it, but yeah, I would. I think eventually as an English singer, you've got to eventually do a Bond song.

If they came back, I'd be like, yeah, of course. No, now that I think about it, obviously to get fired, sacked, whatever, sucks. But to an American, it's really tough because it's literally like Sam Smith, Adele, Chris Cornell, Jack White and Alicia Keys. And it's not like an exclusively British thing, but like I'm sure it's an even bigger honor. And I'm sure they try to find someone British. Yeah.

And Sam, I mean, Ed Sheeran is like huge. And I have a really hot take on Ed Sheeran. That he's not for you? you no that's not what I was gonna say I feel like there was a period where Ed Sheeran was like the biggest baddest best most talented songwriter I saw him in concert I loved that album I forget which one it was but she played the fiddle in an Irish band and she fell in love with an English man kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand and baby I just want to dance like that album was so good and I just feel like in recent years he's like really phoning it in like everything he puts out is trash bad habits lead

to late nights like it's all just so contrived and like so like cookie cutter pop and I just feel like like he was is immensely talented like he put so much work into the first couple albums to get to this place of like superstardom and I was just phoning it in like south of the border with Camila Cabello like that was a bop like and now I just feel like ever since like the last two three years everything he releases I'm like this is so like generic you know I feel that and honestly now I just feel like what he's putting out is not worthy of a Bond song honestly that's how I feel I know that's like a crazy hot take. Come at me. But that's how I feel. Do better.

I think he's worthy of a Bond song for sure because he has greatness in him. But I do think there's two things that happen. One, every song he does like is acted like it's the best song in the world and it's not. And two, even when it is a good song, I honestly don't know because it's played over and over like the Shape of You song.

I fucking hate. And I don't think I ever liked it. No, I hate that song too, but I'm man enough to admit. At one point it was good. It's a perfect song and that's why it became so big. And then just like anything, you want to literally kill yourself when you hear it. Right, but like Castle on the Hill,

I could never hear too many times. Because here's the thing. I'm on my way. Oh, it's so fucking good. Drive, Like that song Makes me wanna cry It makes me wanna just like Dance

No like And especially if you Listen to Larry's It's like so much about like Capturing that moment In your youth Where like everything Is going well

And you don't even know it Because you're so happy And you don't know How shitty things Are gonna get like It's He has greatness in him Cause and Castle on the Hill

Is proof of that Perfect I hate that song But it's a perfect song It's an amazing song Yeah no but it's For me That's how I feel about it Like Shape of You Like when I listen to Shape of You I'm like that perfect I hate that song but it's a perfect song amazing song you know but it's it's for me that's how I feel about it like shape of you like when I listen to shape of you I'm like

I can recognize that something melodically is like capturing people like Josie and the Pussycat style but I fucking am not enjoying myself not the f word I hate that song I hate it yeah that's why especially because it came out same time as Castle on the Hill and like it could have been Castle on the Hill we were listening to all the time and I'm glad it wasn't because then we would have started to hate Castle on the Hill. Never. I don't think Ed Sheeran has put out like something really meaningful since Castle on the Hill. For real. So with that said,

I think he would do. I think if he got the opportunity to do Bond, he would bring his greatness. but see, I don't even think like genre wise, he's the right fit for it. Like he is really like little pop man. And the songs are ballads.

They're very deep. They're symphonies always. They have a fucking orchestra. And he's just a little man with his guitar. I wouldn't have John Mayer write a Bond song. It would make no sense. Interesting. I just don't think vibe-wise, they're a good match, honestly.

And I think whoever sacked him did the right thing. Not every job is going to be for you. Like, I would obviously not be the right person, you know, to do a fitness commercial. Like, not everything is going to work forever on. Okay. I think that's, I don't disagree with you, but I think he should have a Bond song in his career.

Well, I'm going to need him. I think he's worthy, and I think he would rise to the occasion. If he doesn't, I will be mortified. You'll be eating your words. Because I actually don't think it's the right fit for him. rise to the occasion. If he doesn't, I will be mortified. You'll be eating your words. Because I actually don't think it's the right fit for him. The more we like talk it out, I actually think it's not the right move for Bond and it's not the right mood for Ed. Move for Ed.

Okay. That's just my thoughts. But you know who should have a Bond song? The Stryce Brothers. Mimi Webb. 100%. Wait, let's actually think. Like who in current British?

I like the idea of it being british like little mix little no but it's really it's it's one person with a really remarkable voice like that's why like sam smith's catalog of music is not that amazing no but he is so supremely talented vocally like adele obviously like that's who we're thinking of like who who has like a really under like honestly no who has like a really good singing voice are we sticking british sorry no kelly clarkson of course yeah it has to be kelly that's it i would take anyone from the jubilee mabel cynthia arrivo she is a perfect candidate for a bong song lady gaga has she done one no her version of that is tonight i love that no don't you let go of my amazing cool down song after 12 oh my god i'm so sorry i've been in your studio for over an hour i didn't even realize you have

new artwork that says fuck around and find out that is so cool it's so cool it's from scout I want it I want it that was like right before I started working with scout they posted that on their Instagram and everyone sent it to me and I got it and I love it and I had to put in the studio because it has a swear word on it and I really like can't have that in my house with the child oh my god did you just swear word swear word you're such a mom cuss word cuss word I just have to say being in your home then I'll get to the fifth story that I'm about to just like be so embarrassed being in your home like seeing how many things like you're really like I can't say this enough and I feel like I haven't said it to you and I really want to tell you like I feel like you're such a good mom like I just want to tell you like you do such a good job and it's so much work and like being in your

house and realizing how like you have this shit fucking everywhere like it's so overwhelming it's so consuming and I just want to let you know like you're doing an amazing job and Zach's like out of town this weekend at a wedding so like you're doing consuming and I just want to let you know like you're doing an amazing job and Zach's like out of town this weekend at a wedding so like you're doing so much I just want to let you know like you're doing amazing sweetie thank you and I want to be helpful that's why like I got the I got him this morning like I want you to sleep like I want to be helpful I'm here you know but you like won't let me change a diaper even though like I know how to do it you like are so cautious the reason why I wanted to change it this morning is because usually at one point in the night I do change his diaper but I and I didn't last night I let him go all the way because I thought that he could so I wanted to see what was in there

after like the full 12 hours like Olivia lets me like I'm such a good diaper changer you it was just an experiment and I was up early you were still laying in the dark like let me do it you know yeah no no no you're right help me help you I just wanted the the data for sure for sure no you're a collector of information at this point. Yeah. But thank you. That's really, really nice. And you're an amazing auntie. And like, it's true. Yeah.

Harry just wants to be entertained. Like, and he couldn't be have a bigger entertainer. That's why he and I really connect. Like for Michaela, I feel like I'm definitely at like this place in my life with her. We're like, actually, we actually made huge waves yesterday because Michaela got a new toy. You guys bonded. You found something common ground.

It was a Disney karaoke machine. And like, she she was I'm always like singing and like much agreeing with her and she fucking hates it, which is my love language is like to torture people. And for her to reject that, it's really it's been really tough for me. But this karaoke machine that she like was obsessed with and nobody could figure out how to get connected to the Bluetooth, obviously tech support over here. I figured it out. And then I obviously had to perform. And she's not at the point where she knows all the words to the songs yet so she was more of a viewer than a listener and I think she was really appreciating my talent she was she was having an amazing time to be appreciated by Michaela which like honestly I really have never felt because she's always like please leave me

alone like please leave me alone like I want to go live my life it felt really good but you met her on her level of moana and frozen i am moana and then she did sing me and margo were like literally both on the verge of tears it was the cutest thing ever we were singing what's the chorus of that song i can feel you show your uh into the unknown into the unknown okay and then when it goes into the unknown into the end she went like this with her hands and her mouth i was gonna die like me and margo were not okay it was so cute that toy was amazing gotta get me one of those yeah really do um so the fifth and final story which i'm just like really like making like a lot of drama around i'm honestly i'm so i think everybody's

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Okay, so like the bare minimum, but like not Judi Dench, actually an acting change. Like, go Judi, go Judi, it's your birthday, go Judi. No, but like, I feel like that could have been on any of the other seasons and I wouldn't have even noticed it. It's like, oh, thank you for letting me know this is about Queen Elizabeth. Right. It doesn't say like we made some shit up. That's what it should say.

Yeah. We made some shit up. It's just that the word fictional is in here. But I feel like most people like don't wouldn't register that that's what they're saying. It's something. So let's just be grateful. I don't know. Yeah.

I whatever. The fifth and final story is the bombshell news that Guy Fieri said in an interview that he has in fact, not only never been to Ina Garten's house in the Hamptons, he's never even met her. How is that possible? They don't have like food network con? The upfronts?

Right, like corporate stay out. People were really shaken by this news. And it kind of reflects poorly on Food Network. Like your two major stars like collab and now they have to I feel like food network when it comes like social media and stuff they actually do a good job of like being relevant even though they're kind of like like a random network they're not like very pop culture-y but their people become like such big stars I do feel like now that this TikTok like blew up because the interview like clipped it I do feel like we're gonna get a

meeting of the minds it should be like a um a week-long special like a holiday special on food network like aina and guy guy now i feel like we live in two different universes and one is where guy fieri exists and one is where aina garden exists and i don't think they can actually physically meet because they're from two different planets that's a very interesting thing're going to need a spaceship to get there. Right. Because what would happen to the space-time continuum if they were to collide? It would be the Big Bang. And how would I look at this from the perspective of the Big Bang Theory?

I don't know. It would be pretty big. It would be pretty big. I just, I, it's like not that surprising actually. I, I, they're two different species. No, it is surprising. That's like literally working in the same company, starting at the same time as someone at your company it's a big company but you both started at the same time and you've both reached like the highest c-suite and never meeting them

like Ina films from her house that's true and he's constantly on the road Ina is like kind of like a like a homebound queen like she's giving agoraphobia she really is yeah it's like Jeffrey has to come to her. Her nephew Phoebe. I don't know. Sometimes in the episode she goes to the local market. Oh my God. She goes to like a fishmonger. No.

I feel like her bubble consists of like a three mile radius around her house. Like the farmer's market. Like just the Hamptons. Yeah. Yeah. No. Have you seen her outside of the Hamptons? Have you seen her outside of Bridge Hampton?

No. She doesn't go to Montauk. No. And she doesn't go to Hampton Bays. She's exclusively a bridge girly it's true she's a bridge like she does not leave the zip code so she has zip code phobia if you could have um one person from the food network cook you a meal who would it be give me a minute to think of all of because mine as much as like I love celebrities and stuff like

mine just from a palate perspective like probably would be Ina she's not crazy like Guy Fieri is like always pork belly like of course no it's not Guy it's actually not Ina though like her oh maybe it's Giada her yeah Ina's meals are just like a little too fancy and I don't know that you would love them but I just feel like if I said Ina if I if I had to make anyone in the food network well like mac and roast chicken I would want Ina, if I had to make anyone in the Food Network realm a roast chicken, I would want Ina's. Okay. A roast chicken. Fine.

Fine. Mac and cheese. I might go Guy Fieri. Honestly. Giada is a good answer. She's a simple girl. Simple Italian. Rachel Ray.

Oh. They can get to hang out with her. Rachel Ray. Honestly, when I was reading. And I would also want Bobby Flay to cook me something just so I could tell him it's terrible. I would want Bobby Flay to cook me something just so I could be in the same room with him and I could choke him. No kidding.

I'm totally kidding. That's not funny. When I was reading Lessons in Chemistry, like they were talking about like the set of her cooking show. I was thinking so much about 30 Minute Meals. I was thinking about 30 Minute Meals today or yesterday also. That like fake TV show they had in the book, Supper at Six. Like that was 30 Minute Meals. It's meant to be like you start cooking when the show starts and your meal is done by the

show the time the show ends and it's like I can cook something easy or simple it's gonna take me an hour and a half right you know right and like now with the DVR like back back in the day like if you're watching a cooking show and it was like you were meant to start the meal with the host and you would both finish it by the end like there was no fucking way I'm keeping up with the host but now with DVR like I really can do a 30 minute meal in about 75 minutes speaking of lessons in chemistry did that book like make you want to like cook more and have more nutritional value in your meals no if anything it made me like hate food because she kept saying like food is science like shut the fuck up food is food okay I was annoying the fuck out of my head one

the book like really makes me want to make a spinach casserole and some of the books that i've read that it happened to be about cooking like they do have recipes in the back and i actually wish that this one did it would be the first time i would have tried it and two my only only flaw with the book about like cooking is science it's actually this is what the old adage is that cooking is art and baking is science facts you know cooking is meant to be like a little here a little there sprinkle it in right but when you're baking you need precise otherwise the whole pie no by the way once again you're literally so right so maybe if she had been an expert baker yeah but i did like how she approached cooking as a science and i I think for her, cooking encompasses cooking and baking.

So what did you think about my fifth and final? I thought it was great. You think it sparked interesting conversation? I think that it did. Look, we're still talking about it. Guy Fieri's looking good, by the way. Have you seen him? I think he's like on some sort of like a wellness

because like his skin is like, he's this youthful glow to him. He looks like he's getting in shape. Like he looks like kind of hot. Free idea. Guy Fieri should do another show where he samples like healthy foods, wellness trends, and lets us know like what's actually good.

Yeah. I need Guy Fieri to try green juice and like, let me know like what's for real. Like I need Guy Fieri to go to Erewhon and tell me what to get. What's worth it. Yeah. You know? I feel like you would love Erewhon. At me?

Yeah. I've been like twice, but I don't think I fully immersed myself. I like bought stuff off the shelves, not like prepared. No you're that's what you're supposed to do like oh the stuff off the shelves you could get at whole foods no and it's literally like 40 for a bottle of olive oil it's like crazy yeah i feel like i need to get like some air one you know behind the counter stuff yeah btc i gotta get the smoothie yeah so like we need guy fieri to go to what's that place? Earth's. Earth Cafe.

Earth Cafe. Yeah, and like let us know like all these new age. Fangled. Like what's good? What's good? I think that is the content people want to see. And he's a man that people could trust. I would trust him with my life. Except like, you know, I've only eaten at like a guy's, one of his restaurants one time.

And I actually had to spit out my food now in his defense it was in an airport in Bogota so like I don't know what the quality control is like internationally um and it was an airport restaurant so you have to lower your expectations but like I can't actually remember a time in my life where I've had a chicken tender that I spit out so I just want to I just want to be honest because everyone has an honest show makes mistakes everybody has bad days everybody knows what what I'm talking about everybody gets that way that's so true nobody's perfect not even Guy Fieri no and sometimes I'm in a jam and I gotta make a plan you just gotta so those were the past five stories you certainly needed to know every iota of them

and this is I'm glad we talked about the fast five and some of the landmines that we encounter no i completely agree because it's like one thing about us i think that really separates us from our i don't know contemporaries contemporaries we don't have um is the level of transparency like we're really bringing everyone along with us onto the business side like we're showing you what goes into the artistic process and that's really not anything you're gonna get at any of those other trash shows so keep listening to us and fuck everyone else am i right yeah except for all of our tnn shows and everything on dear media um so that is our show i had one more thing to say oh this is actually because of the jewish holidays my tour we actually

haven't done five episodes in like maybe a month like we've done like four day weeks and three day weeks because it was just like. And like some audio only. Yeah, it was like a crazy couple of weeks. So it was nice to finally, you know, video, audio every five days. We've got another one next week. And I believe the one after that. Another one.

Next week is your birthday. It was his 30th birthday. Two weeks from now. Not next week, sorry. Yeah. So I guess we'll talk about that next week. Yeah, we'll talk about that next week. Yeah. We'll talk about it.

And we should really have a conversation about turning 30. I'm the first one on the podcast to do it. Yeah. That's thank God for that. And what does it mean? Sound off in the comments like what your 30th birthday meant to you. And like, what did you learn? What did your 30th birthday mean to you?

That's a really good prompt. Yeah. I want a 500 word essay by the end of the weekend. Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast the millennium morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube so you're watching this on YouTube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as podcast and where podcasts can be found so that's Spotify iTunes Stitcher public radio I already cast

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after all the hard work we put into it. It's fucking disgraceful. I'm sorry. Say it with me Bryce. Your mom is fucking disgusting. I'll do better Bryce. Love you guys. Have an amazing weekend.

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