The Toast - La Tostada: Friday, April 26th, 2024

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. A gorgeous day. Congrats, grads. Congrats, grads. As much as I'm so happy that it's Friday, it really doesn't feel like a Friday. It feels like, at best, middle of the week.

At worst, beginning of the week. Because you left yesterday. You really just kind of threw us through a loop. Blaming all your problems on me. What else is new? Whoa, turtle Lou. Turtle Lou. Save the turtles.

Don't call me a turtle. Call me what I really am, a goat. A scapegoat. I'm sick of it. Oh my God, victim mentality. Let me ask you something. Is your name Bruno? Is your name Bruno?

And what if it was? And what if it was? Because Bruno has been scapegoated maligned defamed that shamed all of which has sent him spiraling into financial ruin and nobody gives a damn once again blaming Bruno's financial ruin on me just call me toward to get to go you're just one piece of the problem turtle okay. Toward a goat. She's a turtle and she's a goat. Turtle, I don't want to fight with you. I know we're both operating from a place of sadness and anger and my turtle should be beside me and she's not.

I'm back in New York, no longer with my swirly in a physical sense. Of course, in a metaphysical and spiritual sense, we are always together. Emotionally, we're bound. We are always side by side in you know in the other worlds but in the physical world I'm in New York and you are back in Florida which is fine I am happy to be home I'm not gonna lie like like love your house you make it so nice there's nothing like your own bed I know I just I did miss you and as much as I'll look on the positive side too because because we were having so much fun like I wouldn't go into

my own bed at night until like 10 30 and then I would start to read so last night I was able to get in bed at like nine and I got to read a lot but did you giggle as lonely it was lonely did you laugh did you laugh once no it's not a funny book I agree like I had a great night we ate Chinese food been watching a game, but did I laugh? No. No. Not a laughter was heard. It was a chilling evening in my home.

Well, I hope that you have a great weekend. What do you have going on this weekend? A whole bunch of nothing. Just sort of getting myself back. You know, sort of centering Turdy. Getting back on my wellness journey. Back into fitness. Maybe I'll trigger warning.

Go for a jog. Nothing, nothing crazy. You crazy you know what turtle I'm eating my words I read the comments I feel like everybody agreed with you they're like we got it it's so funny how you and I can read the same comments and just like I see a lot of support for you and you a lot of hate support a lot of hate for me like I was definitely just operating at a place of like I know that I have my passions that people like beef stew and the redheads and people get tired of hearing about it. But you know what? I don't want to be that person.

I don't want to stifle the things that bring you joy. Well, I heard both sides. How about that? I see both sides. Well, it's not coming from me anymore. I want to hear it all. Well, I might go for a jog this weekend. I have to actually.

I have, you know, three days of homework to do and I've only done two. So I really enjoyed running in your neighborhood. It was like very civilized. I don't know where the hell I'm going to run here. And where did you end up? Like when you do your three days of homework, like where will that bring you? Like to what minute? That's a good question. I'm so glad you brought that up. As of my second day this week, I was able to run an 11 minute and 10 second mile, which is very good for me. I started out, I think, at like a 16, 17 minute mile. At the end of this week, I will hopefully run two miles without stopping. Wow.

Which would take me pretty far in my journey. That's major. Yeah. I don't know how long it's going to take me. Like, I seriously might pass away. But until then, that's what's on the schedule. Cool. Well, speaking of health and fitness,

I kind of want to get an Oura ring. Don't you have one? I had one and I lost it. If you're placing an order, make it two. I know, but now I'm like, I'm going to be this person. Like I'm kind of manifesting like a free one. Oh, put it, sister oh put it sister put it I just want to say or a book I just want to say to you or a ring corporate I've already bought one once I'm a big

fan of the brand I feel silly like buying another one because I did lose it and I wasn't sure that I lost it I waited a few months to confirm that it was gone because things just show up but it's it's well and truly gone I believe I'm a size five or six in the aura band speaking of things showing up kindle no oh remy bader confirmed has my kindle where remy bader is in this world I don't know I think she's in georgia I'm never seeing that kindle again jackie speaking of things showing up did you find my sunglasses not yet I lost a really good pair of sunglasses in jackie's house and honestly like I know she's gonna find them and steal them like you did my other ones and like these glasses are really important to me like I

love them please do not please like just keep an eye and when you do find them like I expect them to be shipped back I don't want to be the next time I see you and then Jackie's wearing them in all of her Instagram stories yeah shipped I shipped something to you this morning already what uh my trainer trigger warning got us both a gift for our Toastiversary, and I sent you yours. Oh, queen. She was asking for our shoe size. So I shipped to you.

You shipped to me. You moved, and that's the price we pay. I actually do frequent the shipping store. I'm not a stranger to shipments. There have been points in my life where you couldn't get me to FedEx GPS. It was just a daunting task, but I'm actually always there so it's fine great they know me oh I'm kind of a regular it's giving I'll have my regular order yeah sent straight to turdy's house works for me so keep an eye out for those glasses I will but I do hope that I find them before

Austin that way I can bequeath them unto you in Austin. That would be so great. A bequeathing. A live bequeathing at Dear Media IRL. Austin. Get your tickets. They're sold out, so. Don't get your tickets. Also, today's an amazing day because it's Friday.

And even though we don't feel like it is Friday, it doesn't change the facts, you know? Right. And that's amazing. That's what I like about facts. They're not willy-nilly. Some would say quite scrupled. We also have Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which we haven't done in a while

because last week I wasn't here. So it's been two weeks since Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Jack and I have both selected our nominations for Queenie of the Week. I hope y'all are ready because I am. Ready, Eddie. But you know what I'm not ready for? The Fast Five?

No. Like I'm having an issue today, like a bodily issue. I probably haven't had since maybe like the sixth grade. Like I have this feeling is like it's somewhat familiar, but not really. Explain to yourself. Whoa. Yeah, I'm wearing like a long sleeve, light colored shirt that's really tight. And I walked to work and I was like making TikToks in my house before.

So like I was definitely, you know, getting my heart rate. She was working up a sweat. I was getting my heart beat up, my heart rate up. And I have two pit stains, which I just like, I don't have that problem. You know, I have other problems. Yeah, I'm wearing a similar colored shirt, mine's short sleeve. But it's like a little looser, no? No, it's the skims

tight fits everybody so maybe that's in store for me if I keep working this hard I'm a girl like yeah I have panty lines like that's like something I like struggle with all the time it's like a clothes body thing that I am prepared for pit stains is not something I've had in so long yeah that's really middle school you know who always has them and like talks about them on her Instagram and it's like actually really funny and I just it made me realize like I don't have them Hannah Burner she like always has them I like the most inopportune times like she's interviewing JLo and she has big pit stains like for me that's not a problem that I have but today I'm feeling like Hannah Burner I'm embracing my inner Hannah Burner okay well

you're so strong for sharing that like the thing is like no you didn't need to share that with us I'm so transparent like it's disgusting to a fault yeah no I feel that but now we know the truth if I didn't come on here and you know speak what's on my heart I wouldn't be doing my job properly and you would not be authentic there would nary be an authentic podcaster in the room with us correct except for me i keep it so real she keeps it so real are you exhausted from how real you've been keeping it no because it comes natural for me i don't have to work so hard to keep it real because i'm just so because i just am you never have to be if you are exactly love that that's kind of the message of the day. Yeah.

I think that's really beautiful. Don't be. Just are. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess we could waddle into the stories,

though it feels a little premature. It does, especially because, like, the stories, no matter how amazing they are, they're never about us, which just makes them not worthy in my opinion. Yeah. And the stories actually today are solid. Okay.

I'll say, I'll say that. Some things that, yeah, it'll be fun actually. It'll be a fun ride, but I don't feel like we're ready, but I feel like I guess I just saw you two seconds ago. Oh my God. I guess I could share the major update in my life. What? Lauren Elizabeth sent me ballerina farm sourdough starter kit.

So it begins. So she's pushing me because I told her I'm not ready. We talked about this on the podcast. Like I'm not ready. I don't have the time right now. That's also why I haven't started my garden. And she said, I don't give a rip. I'll push you into the sourdough life I am like literally maybe the week that you're in LA when I said like it's me time looking for me that's what you said

that's when I'll start my sourdough starter but just so you know like we're off to the races the band-aid is off because Lauren Elizabeth pushed me she's a pusher and I also want to say that the package that I got from ballerina farm which was the sourdough starter and the bowls and the that's such an amazing gift by the way amazing gift I did think for a second I was on ballerina farm PR to make you feel better I don't feel like they do PR I would take solace in knowing that I don't think there's a list the wares that came from BF were so gorgeous. Oven mitts, which actually I need a new oven mitts. Thank you, XLE.

And an apron. Like it was such a premium gift. Like if you have anyone in your life who's sourdough curious and they're due for a gift, it was really gorgeous. The Ballerina Farm shop is giving Buckingham Palace shop. Yeah, she's on her way. I think that's what life life is all about like finding the shops that matter most to you yeah it's good to have shops like when you see the box outside your door you're so excited yeah yeah i feel like i don't have a shop like that i need to kind of do some research on shops i also don't know what

i need in this life i'm so anti like accruing crap in my house. They call me, they don't call me the sweeper for nothing. Like things are getting swept away if they're not getting used. And so a shop is just like tchotchkeville. That's like the antithesis of my personal philosophy. Yeah. Yeah. I guess.

Like a souvenir shop, you'll never find me in one of them because it's not the essentials. No. But then every time I buy a souvenir from a souvenir shop, like I'm so glad that I didn't. Actually, I regret the things that I didn't buy. Like when we went to Disney, I didn't regret one thing that we did buy. I wish I came home with more. What did you buy? Like we bought the Mickey Bubbles that you buy in the park and I wish we bought them sooner.

We went at Epcot. There was a Finding Nemo exhibit and Levi got a Nemo doll and then all the kids like were so into it and like fighting over it I wish that I got one we and all the dolls that weren't all stuffed animals I got like one stuffed animal we love it I wish I just got more like more memories because when you see them then you remember the good times okay well I guess you'll just have to go back which I know you secretly want to do we did some like pictures at like the photo booth where they like put you on a backdrop of magic kingdom and that's like in our hanging in our house and we love it so more and more and more okay her she's more is more the sweeper doesn't agree but that's what we do here we have conflicting

opinions yeah controversially conflicting opinions I do want to go back to Disney but now we're getting into the hot months I don't think we're gonna go back for a while and if you are certainly don't invite me uh we weren't gonna but do you want to come like in the cold months no like I think you would love it no no I know that like going to Disney is something in my future like I'm gonna have to do it I want to, you know, and that's just like a part of life. It's a blessing, of course. It's a privilege to go.

I'm not going to go like before I absolutely have to. Before it's your time? Yeah. Okay. I won't push you. Good. But yeah, I know Olivia's like itching to go. Well, yeah, because Olivia's a Disney adult

yeah so I don't know I also feel like it's going to be the sort of thing where we're just going to wake up one Friday and be like let's go to Disney this weekend we don't have plans oh you're not going to like plan it in advance I just could we will plan it in advance but I could also see a time in between like the next planned trip where we're like we don't have plans this weekend what if we drove up to Disney what do you say just fuck shit up at Magic Kingdom yeah yeah okay just a little what's the word spontaneous it is a little spontaneity never hurt hurt anybody I hope not sporadically of course exactly by the way Ty Frazier when she is learning her word of the day like it's giving toast word of the day you know yeah even though we don't do a word of the day intentionally no we do like a word of the moment where it just happens very organically that we start using a word that

we just learned in everyday life acrimoniously yeah acrimoniously ne Yeah. Acrimoniously. Nefariously, of course. Of course. Referendum. Yeah. I love the word referendum. This is kind of giving a referendum on words. It is. But we don't do it intentionally.

No, no, no. It's organically. Words just, they overcome us. Yeah. What's like an SAT word that really stuck with you because mine is ameliorate i thought yours was capricious i don't even know what that word means so like kind of like free spirited and i feel like because maybe this isn't your thing but someone's because it's not mine they remembered it because it was like capri sun and there was

always like a surfer on the bottle of Capri Sun, like being capricious. That's a good like pneumatic device. I like that. I didn't know what the word capricious meant, so I'm actually glad that you just taught it to me. Maybe I'll start using it. So just think of the surfer on Capri Sun bottle.

What does the word pernicious mean? Pernicious, like nefarious, honestly. Okay, because capricious reminds me of pernicious. When Camille Grammer said it on season one of real housewives of beverly hills and none of the women like knew whether it was a good or a bad thing um pernicious got it yeah so pernicious and capricious are kind of like antonyms right yeah not direct but aesthetically yeah like positive versus negative right so I now there's your lesson I would aim to be capricious in my days not what's pernicious capricious means given to a sudden and unaccountable changes of

mood or behavior okay so it's not at all what you said it was no but like you're just kind of being like so capricious capricious is kind of like two-faced so it's kind of negative it just kind of being like, so capricious, capricious is kind of like two faced. So it's kind of negative. It's kind of, you know what it is? It's kind of like willy nilly, like could be this could be that it's willy nilly. It's willy nilly. And also the caprice sun surfer,

um, literally is capricious. Maybe one day he surfs. One day he does. One day he's in a suit. The business, the business, the caprice sun mnemonic device actually doesn't apply to

the real meaning of, can you read Capricious definition one more time? Given to sudden and unaccountable changes or moods of moods or behavior. So when I'm on my period, I'm feeling kind of Capricious. Impulsive, unpredictable. Oh, oh, okay. It's kind of like a layered word. Yeah, I like a layered word. i like a layered word it can mean a little of this a little of that and i stand by the fact that the capri sun surfer is capricious i guess like it's impulsive surfing is an inherently impulsive in nature and the waves are unpredictable maybe

that's what they were saying more about the waves than the actual surfer. You know? Yeah, maybe. And that wasn't me, by the way. No, it wasn't? I wonder who it was. Because I just became interested in learning what the word capricious meant without ever just Googling it, you know?

Yeah, so what was the word that stuck with you? Ameliorate. To improve. Yeah. I like that word word that is a nice word and um do you think we could ameliorate this episode it doesn't need amelioration so no I don't and the reason I remember it and I feel like you can have this list of stories I've told a million times just taught me I had this app in high school that would like give you a word of the day and like a little trick to remember it and literally only one word stuck with me it was ameliorate because it was such an insane like literally fat phobic

hint that they gave me to remember it was like amelia ate and she needs to like ameliorate her weight so like remember it that way remember amelia whatever remember big fat amelia that's what they basically said whatever it takes to remember these words so you can do well on your SATs, so you can go to a college to become a radical domestic terrorist. Yeah, yeah. Ameliorate that. At least they know what ameliorate means in the encampment. At least in the encampment, they're focusing on ameliorating themselves.

Into better terrorists. Claudia, Camp Toast is greater than the into better terrorists. Claudia, camp toasts greater than the encampment. Oh, I don't know about that. I think I showed a book for them called the encampment and the counselor where they all get counseling because they're mentally ill. No, no.

I like where you're going, but it should be like the encampment and the something else. Counselors. There are no counselors in the, in the encampment. Like it's the, no, that's Claudia. That's the problem. A thousand percent. We need counseling. no counselors in the encampment. Like it's the. No that's. Claudia that's the problem.

Thousand percent. We need counselors. They're in licey issue. We need counselor snitch in there whipping those bitches into shape. Yeah. They'd be like Zionist. No. Counselor snitch is a Zionist.

Zionists are Nazis. And counselor snitch is a Zionist. And you can purchase her life's work at Amazon.com. So. I'm ready to dive in. Mostly because I'm ready for this week to be over like I really am I had a travel long travel day yesterday Ben is low-key me and Ben flew back from Florida yesterday afternoon he is now on a plane back to Florida because as we were on our way home from Florida he got an email about a meeting he has to have in Florida so Ben will be back in New York later today. Thanks for worrying about Ben. Speaking of, don't you feel,

and this is not even a feeling, I do feel like it's fact, like everything at the moment is coming out Florida. Florida! Like so many Florida references on Tortured Poets. Agreed. Which is really what everyone's talking about, so everyone's talking about Florida.

Yeah, because the first Eris tour show back when her and Joe had broken up, the first one back was Florida. Is that why I thought she said on one of her where she explains, Taylor explains it all, that like when people commit crimes or something, they like go to Florida after to like get away from it. And it was more about like that feeling of like getting away with something and running off to Florida oh interesting where does she explain stuff yeah there are like all these audio tracks like where she explains it all I hadn't heard that I didn't know that trope that people go to Florida I know the trope of people you know

retire saw something like in a documentary oh yes they did say in Dateline you know Taylor loves Dateline that she learned that in Dateline. Yes, you are ringing a bell. Thank you. And it's also giving Felonious Florida, which is a podcast that actually has a really closely intertwined history with the toast. If you have been here since the early days, like, you know, Felonious Florida, which is this old, like this podcast. Felonious Florida was the original smart list. Yes.

They were like our first nemesis on the charts because when we relaunched like the first couple of weeks we were number one on the charts like all genre because we had all this momentum. It was very exciting. But I'm sorry we were number two. We were number two. We never got number one because this annoying fucking true crime show

called Polonius Florida was like hitting the charts. And when I tell you like a month after that we never heard of the podcast ever again. I didn't see it on the charts until yesterday. Jackie and I, I was opening my phone for something and I was like, wait, I did a double take. I have seen Filoni's Florida now for the first time in five years.

I'm honestly happy for them. Oh, excuse me, six years. It's back. Maybe it's their second season or something. Yeah, maybe they took a five-year break. Yeah, so I'm just saying, like there's a lot of Florida in the lore and then the Mingo's are here. They're giving Florida energy.

Yes, I've decided to film remote episodes in front of the Flamingos because they're just fun. You know what? I find like we are always explaining ourselves and you know what? There will be no explanation. There will just be Flamingos. There will just be Flamingotation. Like I'm so sick of explaining myself. Like so many people being like to me yesterday

what were they what were people asking me in my Q&A that I was like I'm not answering this I'm not explaining myself oh I wonder what it was it might have been about like Vanderpump rules and I was like I actually did explain myself people are like why haven't you spoken about it like I did because there's incredible beef that's why oh I also wanted to talk about something that we didn't talk about but that like would be fast five worthy news um like some exciting personal slash professional news um Jackie and I as you guys know are co-founders in a fabulous brand of sparkling wine cocktails called Spritz Society and this week we announced that we have a brand new investor slash ambassador slash model for the company and it's Craig Conover Southern Charm slash Summer House star Bravo

Leb Craig Conover who has recently become really good friends with Ben. And of course, you know, if you're friends with Ben, you're going to end up working at Spritz in one way or the other. And Craig was like so down. Craig has this like kind of budding empire of businesses. He's a very successful podcast, a very successful linen company. And now he is a part of Spritz Society, which is so South Carolina. It's just like it's meant to be there. We're going to be doing, you know, big launch in Charleston. We're going to be in a bunch of Sprint Society. Which is so. South Carolina. It's just like. It's meant to be there. We're going to be doing. You know. Big launch in Charleston.

We're going to be in a bunch of places there. So. Just very exciting personal news. That is very exciting personal news. And I'm just excited. Because that means like. I think we'll be. You know.

Spending a lot of time with Craig and Paige. In the near future. Which excites me. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe some time in Charleston. Perhaps. Are you ready for the past five stories. That you need to know. I am. I am. I am. Without further Are you ready for the past five stories that you need to know?

I am, I am, I am. Without further ado, here are the past five stories that you need to know. And the past five stories that you need to know are brought to you by the latest, not the latest, the new movie from MGM. It is Challengers. Starring Zendaya. I feel like everybody's talking about this movie. We are so ready to see Zendaya in this movie. It's called Challengers. If you haven't seen the trailer, go watch it right now and you will feel like everybody's talking about this movie. We are so ready to see Zendaya in this movie. It's called Challengers.

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of our top picks just be sure to order in time by using code toast for 15 off your purchase again that is code toast for 15 off your purchase t-o-a-s-T at urbanstems.com slash toast. Thank you, Turtle. Pleasure. Our first story, some royal news. A very unwell King Charles's funeral plans are reportedly being updated amid his cancer battle. It is not good. So King Charles's health is worrying friends in the palace as he continues to battle an undisclosed type of cancer. Speaking to friends of the king in recent weeks about his health, the most common response is that it's not good. A friend of the monarch claimed that Charles is determined to beat it and they are throwing everything at it, adding everyone is staying optimistic, but he is really very unwell, more than they are letting on. Royal scribe also hinted at the monarch's health

struggles, writing recently that Charles's cancer has put Prince William and Kate Middleton in a frightening proximity to ascending the throne, just when they had hoped for a span of years to parent their children out of the public eye. They also reported that the king's funeral plans, codenamed Operation Manai Bridge, are currently being reviewed. A separate document states that

what went well at Queen Elizabeth's funeral and what could be done better the next time a monarch dies is also circulating. Okay. All the sources. Sorry. Emphasize that funeral plans are constantly in review. Right. However one former staffer in particular conceded that Charles's health will have given his plans a different hue and urgency. I am sure that I'm not sure whether this rumor is true. I feel like if we're hearing about it it's not true. But I'm sure that they are reviewing Charles's plans for his funeral. One, because he has cancer. So it's just like top of mind. Two, he's not like the youngest person. And three, they did just have a funeral where I'm sure

they learned a lot logistically about what went well. So then, you know, I feel like William has his funeral plans. Like I don't think that means that his cancer is really, really bad. I don't think that's like any sort of indicator, but I do it's true when it comes to his health I don't know I totally could see like this like this I totally could see like this being how Charles's story ends it's almost like not comical but you know someone who waited so long for the throne finally got it and ends up getting like a cancer that very quickly takes his life I could see that being like a history people learn in a hundred years I feel like we learned about like crazy things that happened to the royals 200 years ago and we're like I can't believe that happened I feel like we could

be currently living through something like that will be in a textbook that like we would like find crazy yeah not even so crazy compared to things that have happened and he is in his 70s and I think that's the average age for people. They do have better health care than most. So they've been living longer. But anything could happen. But I don't know if the, I don't know how much credence there is to the fact that he's very unwell. It could go either way, you know. I know. I also, while I think for so long so many people like wanted Elizabeth to like skip Charles.

And William is the people's king William William William I'm such a William Stan William and Kate however I feel like with her health journey like now is not the time for her to be queen like and I know they said like they wanted more years to parent their young children for sure for sure but like she also is dealing with a cancer issue she's going through chemo like I feel like it's not the time for Charles right and William is like supporting her and helping with it's really not the time for Charles right and William is like supporting her and helping with it's really not the time for him to be king either yeah we need Charles to kind of keep it together yeah and it helps this is sad if true and I just hope that it's not true and

it's just a bit overblown and people are like sure they're updating funeral plans as they always do right you know maybe he heard a new song that he wanted to add to the play session yeah I'm I'm not convinced yeah but I could see it being true and have we seen him publicly in a while that's the other thing I'm feeling like I can't remember the last time I saw a picture of him yeah and it's hard to know what's recent and what's like pre-recorded picture they're using a picture they're using no no not even pretending like it's recent, but like if I search picture of King Charles, like I'd see a bunch of pictures.

Right, was that yesterday or three months ago? Yeah, yeah. No, you're right. The Getty Image database is large. Yeah. So I just hope, I hope he's doing okay. Regardless, sending well wishes. Sending well wishes for sure.

Like if he did, you know, Chos V'shalom know Chos V'shalom Chos V'shalom drop dead like how classic like that would. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story? And isn't it ironic? It literally would be a lyric in Alanis Morissette's song which tells the tale of a couple situations

that I don't really find to be ironic I just find them to be unfortunate you know? Like is it ironic a black fly in your chardonnay I think there's something to me like that has to that makes that ironic okay is it death row hard on two minutes too late all right that one's actually kind of ironic or no like rain on your wedding day not ironic a free ride when you've already paid that sucks that's kind of ironic good advice that you just didn't take not ironic you're a moron yeah when there are spoons and all

you need is a fork mr okay here wait mr play it safe was afraid to fly packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye he waited his whole damn life to take that flight and as a plane crashed down he thought well isn't this nice that That's also not ironic. Is it ironic? It's a little ironic. It's like poetic. That's kind of literary King Charles. If you think that's ironic, he waited his whole life for this. Yeah.

It's more like, and isn't it ironic? I think irony is kind of an umbrella term. I also think irony is a term that's just really difficult to understand and put into words what the definition means without even using the word I think that's ironic you just said a mouthful there sister are you ready for our next story I am Emma Stone would like to be called by her real name from now on so Emma Stone uh did an interview with The Hollywood Reporter and she revealed that she prefers her birth name over her stage name, her stage name being Emma Stone. But her birth name is Emily

and she said, I would like to be called Emily. She explained that she originally decided to go by Emma Stone because another actress from Sagafstra had already taken the name Emily Stone. She said, then I freaked out a couple years ago. For some reason, I was like, I can't do it anymore. Just call me Emily. The actress claimed that people she knows and works with call her by her given name. Nathan calls me M, which is easier. However, if a fan were to approach her and call her Emma, she wouldn't correct them.

Duh, we didn't know until today that your name is Emily and that you didn't like it. I have a lot of thoughts. First of what is this giving it's giving Kelly Breanne yeah it's giving Kelly Breanne when Kelly Clarkson changed her name and we were like to what like but it's also so weird that Kelly changed her name and her show is still called the Kelly Clarkson show it's like Jackie you call it the Kelly Breanne show and the truckers for Kelly are here and literally every time I listened to her album, you can take my name. I changed it anyway.

You literally didn't. Like I don't, I will look to me. One of the great mysteries of my lifetime is what the hell Kelly Clarkson was talking about. And that's genuinely why we need Kelly on the toast. Like we need her to clarify why the hell she changed her name. Yeah.

And her name was never even her married name. She was always Kelly Clarkson. She was never Kelly Blackstone yeah okay we have to set that aside because we can just fall down we can literally wind up talking about Kelly Breanne for one hour and we need to stay on message I literally can't I can't like I need to go down like for me once I've started the Kelly Breanne like I can't not go down you can't go down and you can't take me with you. It's something as a Kelly Clarkson stand that I've just like put in a box over there because like it doesn't add up with like the lore and this, you know, it just throws a wrench. Claudia, take your wrench and shove up your arse.

Like we're talking about Emily Stone now. Okay. Like, sure. I like how we're being blamed. Like nobody calls me real name we didn't fucking know first of all second of all like oh no they call me by my stage name well it's almost like you're on stage all the time like you're literally famous sorry we didn't know that and honestly no I'm not gonna call you by your real name because you made me call you Emma for the last literal 15 years and now I have to change my weights because you've changed your mind. No.

Yeah. It's like one, what's wrong with having a stage name and a private name that like, you know that the people who really know you call you one thing and then out there in the world, you're another. Also like Emily Stone from Sag Astro.

I don't know her. She's a regular. It's not like your name was Madonna and you had to change it because you couldn't compete. No Jackie, it's not a username. Like you can't not have two of the same ones. No, but it's not like your name was Madonna and you had to change it because you couldn't compete. No, Jackie, it's not a username. Like you can't not have two of the same ones. No, but it's not like she was like the biggest act.

Like there could be two Emily Stones in SAG-AFTRA and made the best Emily Stone win. I think it was just like a little extreme to like preemptively change your name because someone in SAG-AFTRA, like as we know, it's a big organization. There's a lot of names. She just wants to say SAG-AFTRA, you guys. That's why I chose this story, you guys. bursting no i saw this too it's been three weeks and two days since i got to say sagastra now another thing that comes to mind is like we've all been saying rihanna's name wrong it's actually rihanna and she doesn't like bother us about it you know she let us know

that that was her real name but you know nobody changed the way they pronounce it and she just sort of moved on with her life and like that's respect I think that's a good way to like go about it like it is what it is sort of mentality yeah also Ariana Grande came out recently and said like it's Grandy or whatever Brandon Frazier it's Frazier right no it's not though you know like you can you can lie like about your family history all you want but we know it's Brandon Frazier you know yeah I guess it's a little different because it's like pronunciation which is like technically subjective the person who created the name like are they here to speak for themselves no right it's like not to make it about us our last name yeah not not to make it about us the way that we

pronounce our last name is not correct we say ashrae that's why a lot of people think it's O-S-H-R-A-Y. But the real pronunciation, I believe, is osheray, right? Like, yeah, except the way it's spelled in Hebrew, olive shed, reshush, reshud, is pronounced asheray. Asheray, osheray, vetecha, like the bracha. No, but Claudia, the prayer is asheray, osheray. So it's like- No, asheray, yoshvey.

No, it's- Look at the spelling. Asheray, yoshvey, v the spelling. Ashrei Yoshveh. Ashrei prayer. Yeah, our name is a prayer. A big one, too. Everybody knows it. So it's Ashrei...

Oh, Yoshveh. Oh, I've kind of been like telling people that my whole life. Oops. I feel like I'm a stone. It's okay to be wrong. I feel like I'm a stone. So yeah, I wrong I feel like I'm a stone um so yeah so it would be like if one day so we always tell people our last name's asher like that's how we say it and I feel like that's a little bit easier whatever and it'd be like one day if we woke up and we're like you guys have been pronouncing our name wrong it's oshri and it's like okay well you told us it was asher it's on you I know and that's why

like whenever like I'm doing like an interview or something and they're about to like, they're like, can you double check? It's, they're like, how's it pronounced? I hate, oh my God,

it's a Megillah. It's like, okay. It's like if we were in, you know, the pale of settlement, it's Oshri. But you know,

we say Asheri, say whatever. I'm just like, say whatever you want. Are we on Long Island or are we in Anatevka? Because the pronunciation makes a difference. Are we, if we're on Long Island, it's Asheri. If we're in anatevka because the pronunciation makes a difference are we if we're on long island it's ashrae if we're in anatevka yeah it's so true so that

are my responses like say whatever you want but you know that it's like a very offensive thing to mispronounce someone's name yes not to us i'm saying like societally so i think people get stuck speaking of cultures oh my, I wanted to talk about this at the beginning of the show. I knew there was something. So I did this Q&A on my Instagram yesterday and I learned something

kind of major about us and our audience that I didn't really realize. We have a huge, huge audience of Latina toasters. And you know, I've always wanted to be Latina

and a lot of people think I'm Latina because my name is Claudia and they're like, oh Claudia, everybody thinks that I'm just, like based on my name you would think that I am Latin. So in a sense, I've always felt like the spirit of the Latina because my name is Claudia and they're like oh Claudia everybody thinks that I'm just like based on my name you would think that I am Latin so in a sense I've always felt like the

spirit of the Latina you know people with me and knowing that we have so many Latina toasters and they were like making the funniest jokes in my DMs yesterday about La Tostada like I feel as though yeah I feel as though starting now I am um Richella Dolezal like I want to be Latina and therefore I am so you're Claudia right now yeah Claudia okay you're gonna Rachel Dolezal it up I am here I find Latin culture to be really beautiful I love rice and I feel like yeah I want to be Latina so I am I love that for you and I don't know I feel like the Latina people actually culturally have a lot of similarities to the Jewish people Jewish people you know family is really important faith is really important work ethic education those are like big pillars in

their community ours as well I feel like it's really not that big of a hop from being and there are Jewish Latinas too like and food Mexican Jews like you can be both so i'm feeling like i'm a latina jew and food is a big pillar oh but of course yeah okay family food clavia okay bye-bye yeah so just please respect my culture bye-bye as you enter into your new latina era and bye-bye as you get canceled for what no and that's the other thing Like the Latinas In my DMs They were like Cracking up at Claudia

Being like They're so not like Serious and annoying Like I'm telling you Latinas are my people I got like such good vibes No it wouldn't be them Cancelling you

Which is always how it is Right So true So people have like Nothing to do with it Who are offended On behalf of everyone And also

La turd I've been Latina This whole time Oh look La turd She's the feminine turd i've been latina this whole time oh look at her she's the feminine turd correct oh sorry c are you ready for our next story i just want to send love to all my latina sisters to la tostadas to la tostadas yeah actually i think there's a facebook group i should join it okay i'm being like i'm obviously being dead serious yeah yeah are you ready for our next story oh no what number three yeah i'm ready giselle bunchen was uh caught on dash cam police

dash cam crying to the police because of the paparazzi stalking her literally me like giselle cried to police after they pulled her over in miami-dade county because she claimed the paparazzi had been stalking her everything's coming up Florida according to a video obtained by TMZ after the officer told the supermodel that he would give her a courtesy pass she explained that she was trying to stay away from that guy he's like stalking me she claimed before bursting into tears she said I'm tired I have nowhere to go I have these fucking guys after me nothing protects me she added I can't do nothing I just want to live my life have these fucking guys after me. Nothing protects me. She added, I can't do nothing. I just want to live my life.

The cop told her he couldn't do anything about the photographers because they were also doing their job. She was pulled over during a traffic stop on Wednesday while driving her Mercedes G wagon. It's unknown why she was stopped. But a public information officer of the police told Page Six it was due to a traffic violation. Yeah, she was probably like speeding or being nutty because she was trying to get away from the sky. I just want to say, like, Giselle probably would have gotten out of a ticket

regardless because, you know, like, she's a model and she just flashed that million-dollar smile at the cop, you know, and her sexy Brazilian accent. Like, it was never going to be an issue. But literally the next time I get pulled over, I'm going to be like, I'm so sorry, sir. Like, the paparazzi are insane. And then they're going to lock me up.

Yeah. It's a good thing she's so recognizable because, honestly, like, I. Like the paparazzi are insane. And then they're going to lock me up. Yeah. It's a good thing she's so recognizable because honestly, like, I'm going to try this. And she probably had to get her license. So they saw she's a big star. But this is sad. You think? You don't think it was like an act, like bursting into tears? To get out of a ticket?

Yeah, like that's what people do. like you don't think it was like an act like bursting into tears to get out of a ticket yeah like that's what people do no because you guys know that I give people the benefit of the doubt and like unless someone's given me a reason not to trust them like I believe what they're saying um so I think that would be really extreme to get out of like a you know a traffic ticket to start crying okay and if there was someone actually behind her right like and the guy could see him the police could see him she has nowhere to go I guess that would be my like the fatal flaw in my plan if I said like this paparazzi and the guy like seriously they would lock me up they'd be like this woman's schizophrenic she sees people following her like seriously what do the paparazzi

want from her a pic like a picture of her in her car cool no it's so true like as a consumer I can tell you there's really not demand for it like we don't care no like there's these pictures of her in this article like walking her dog whatever like yeah a snap of her it's always nice to see a gorgeous lady whatever like and but more than that like what do you if you got your picture of her like what more do you want from her right no I mean I know what it's like it's literally exhausting these people don't leave you alone yeah they say gladia gladia photo photo and i'm like please respect my privacy at this time yeah you know who you are selena hilaria literally maybe that's why you like

clowned on her for so long because it was like projection no i can speak on behalf of my latinas brothers and sisters like we seriously we do not appreciate ilaria like our culture is not a costume like for real actually that was really not cool of her that was really crazy by the way low key not even sorry high key? That was crazy. Yeah. No, because I've announced, I have announced that I am transitioning to Latina. That you're making the switch. Like not lying about my backstory being from Mallorca, okay? Yeah.

How you say cucumber, okay? I'm not doing that. Yeah, you're being transparent. I'm being transparent, yes. Are you ready for our next story? It's number four. Oh, I see what you're saying. You're saying get your ass to work. I'm saying get ready. If you ready for our next story? It's number four. Oh, I see what you're saying. You're saying get your ass to work.

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on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts thank you you're welcome okay our next story a little ttpd adjacent news because Matt Healy's ex Halsey shows her boyfriend, Avon Jogia, which we just need a reminder that Halsey is dating Avon Jogia. I don't need a reminder. I don't need a reminder. I think about it every day. I'm obsessed.

I need a reminder. And she showed him wearing TTPD sweats. So Halsey appears to have shown her support for tailored after the release of tortured poets department the singer shared a photo of her boyfriend avin jogia from victorious wearing a pair of sweatpants released in conjunction with her the swift's new emotional album which features many songs about the demise of her relationship with matt healy who halsey famously dated in 2015 yeah i don't think halsey got the PR package because she dated Matt Healy. Why are you calling him Matt Healy?

His name is Matty Healy. Sorry, like it sounds so weird. Yeah, it says Matty. Cool, cool, cool. Okay. I just don't know him like that. Like that's so familiar. That's like me calling Emma Stone Emily.

Totally. Like I'm just a fan. Well, nobody calls him Matt, honestly. Like I literally didn't know who you were talking about. Oh my God like I'm just a fan well nobody calls him Matt honestly like I literally didn't know who you were talking about oh my god I'm sorry also for him how old is he in his 30s to be going by Maddie seriously grow up I'm sorry like you could never catch me not calling Maddie McKibben Maddie like I know he was yeah because he was in high school no but like like I'm still gonna be calling him that Maddie McKibben yeah yeah because he will like he's frozen in time as a high schooler as a Maddie he's actually not because you know he's dating who Brooks Schofield oh my god I didn't know that

no no because Matt I'm just saying the two are not the same no i know you mean okay by the way we're also getting off track who the fuck cares his name is maddie healy okay grow up not you him okay i was like okay me grow up you learn how to fucking read bitch no like i'm sorry 35 years old going by maddie it's like a baby's name maddie okay jackie baby's name Maddie okay Jackie your name's Jacqueline that's a name your name's Jacqueline Claudia Maddie is not a name neither is Jackie okay I got you say say you've been caught I got you oh no no I that's not what that okay I got you now back to the story this list of people who got merch and vinyls, whatever. Do I think, you know, she got on the list because she used to date Maddie Healy?

No. I think it's purely a coincidence. Her and Taylor are just also like good friends. They respect each other as songwriters, as women in the industry. Okay, but she also, there is the other big thing. Yeah, of course. Obsessed. But I do think this is not like the first PR she's gotten.

Like I think if it was, it would be like kind of crazy. But I love that she put Avanjogia in those pants. is not like the first PR she's gotten like I think if it was it would be like kind of crazy but I love that she put Avanjogia in those pants and I love that we're here talking about Avanjogia who I think is one of the hottest men alive yeah what does he do now he dates Halsey and wears sweatpants yeah okay okay I'm sure he's in like artsy stuff he seems incredibly artistic yeah he gives like Dylan Sprouse energy but more like he's who Dylan Sprouse like looks at pictures of every morning to motivate he's like I'm an artist I also just wanted an excuse to talk about Dylan Sprouse like I just love him and but like

no but Dylan Sprouse is no I feel like Cole Sprouse looks at pictures of Aventogia. Dylan is like happy. He has his beer company. Like he's not trying to be an artist. You're seeing it all wrong. Cole Sprouse, first of all, is such a sellout. Like commercial, like those movies he does and Riverdale, like please. Like he gave up on being a true artist.

Yeah, you can smoke how many cigarettes you want on a call or daddy. You will never be an artist, okay? Second of all, all no if you really knew Dylan Sprouse the way that I know him and like you see his social media he's really into photography like he's the way that you know him from being classmates at NYU yeah but Cole is into photography the thing is like it's with Cole it's like a facade Cole is the most like commercial sellout like person on the planet like I'm sorry you can't which is Jackie I'm sorry you can't be in Riverdale and be an artist I'm sorry I don't make the rules okay but you can be

in Victorious and be an artist correct I'm so glad we're under we're understanding each other because by the way and if you understood his character in Victorious like he was very very no yeah he never strayed from art exactly art was sort of his passion that's why Alvin Joget wasn't even acting in that show. He was just being himself. I agree with that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at his accolades.

It's not like we've missed much, I don't think. I don't know. Anyways, cool pants, bro. Cool pants, bro. That's the moral of the story. Agreed. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Sports news.

Let me think. What's going on in sports? Turtle. The Knicks lost last night. What's going on in sports Turtle? Wait. Am I missing something? Kaitlyn Clark?

No. What? The NFL draft. Oh my God. I'm also so glad you brought this up. It was last night. I spent all morning watching videos of like people crying with their families. And also more importantly, what I spent time looking at was like seeing if they hug their girlfriend or their mom first.

Oh, true. At this age, they should be hugging their mother first. Yes. Unless they're engaged, which some of them are, you know, like a lot of them come from like really religious, small Southern town. So some of them are engaged, But no, I completely agree. And the mother of the new Jaguars draft pick, Brian Thomas Jr., is going viral. Because when she was asked, did you not send me this talk this morning?

Someone sent it to me. Oh, I did send you a talk. What did I say? Oh, my God. I said so many talks the second I wake up. So the player's mother was asked how far her family had come to reach the draft in Detroit. And she gave a very literal answer. So they said, Sandra, how far her family had come to reach the draft in Detroit. In Detroit. And she gave a very literal answer.

So they said, Sandra, how far has this family come? She said, we came from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Lies detected. Zero. It's giving. What's your idea of the perfect date? Or what's your favorite dish? A mug. Okay.

Honestly, this woman was probably so overwhelmed I can't fault her it's the funniest cutest most sweet like precious thing I like this will go in the hall of fame and then that set me on a spiral of like famous moments from draft history um and I didn't know that Russell Wilson he has one of like the most famous um recordings like you know when they're sitting in their living room and he gets a call and he was sitting next to his now ex-wife and she makes, she has the craziest face. Like literally she's like, literally it's one of like the most famous viral, I guess at the time, which before we were like really into football, like we are now at the time it had went super viral. And all the people they were naming on this list are football players. I had never heard

of. And then there was Russell Wilson, Sierra's boyfriend. Got it. Super cute. I love Draft Day. I can't believe I missed it. I'm actually annoyed. I love Draft Day, the movie. Then last night, Zach went to the neighbors to watch a draft.

So I wasn't. I had a first Mary Orton and now the neighbors. Like seriously. I know. It wasn't in the background of my life last night. No, I kind of missed it. I'm mad. But it is like very glamorous a very exciting evening who was the number one pick and what number one pick went to the i saw him and he walked the red carpet with his girlfriend and they were a great looking couple i need to stop he went to the chicago. And what's his name? And his name is Caleb Williams.

And he played at USC as the quarterback. Oh, USC. What was his name? Caleb Williams. And what team did he go to? The Bears. Duh, Bears. I want to see what he looks like.

Oh, he's cute. But then, so I'm really, I like the draft. Like, obviously, what's not to like? Dreams are coming true. It's razzle dazzle. It's razzle dazzle. But then you have to think about the fact that Tom Brady was picked in the last round of the draft. And it all kind of just, like, goes out the window.

I mean, Johnny Manziel. Right. He would have been, he wasn't an early draft pick because of his off-field behavior, which is a major theme in draft day. You should watch it. But exactly, I feel like, you know, the number one pick of the draft rarely goes on to be like the number one NFL star.

No offense, Kayla Williams, like I hope you crush it. Yeah, but sometimes they do. Do they? Like seriously, how often? I feel like it's actually like a bad, like I wouldn't want to be the first. I just want to see like what people my team got. Hold on.

I have two teams. So let's check the Jets and the 49ers. They're at the bottom of the alphabet. Tom Brady was the 199th pick in the sixth round, Turtle. And what do they call the guy who gets picked last? The big loser? Oh yeah, I think so. Big loser.

What do they call him? Like weenie of the week. Yeah, but you were the one who told me That they have a mean title for The person who's picked last Did I tell you that? Yes I feel like someone told me that

Mr. Irrelevant Yeah you told me that And who was Mr. Irrelevant? Brock Purdy? Was he? Yes that's why we were talking about it Ugh I hate that He's been through so much Brock Purdy

And look all that to show brock purdy was the last pick in the draft and he went to the super bowl so speaking of the san francisco 49ers they got a wr what's that wide receiver oh good job number 31 ricky pierce all ricky And then the Jets. Ricky. The Jets. Why isn't this alphabetical? Okay. They got the number 11 pick from Penn State in OT. Offensive tackle. I know that.

Okay. Start from who was number two. My list is not going in order. It's going by team. I don't like that. Let's get a draft list. The Arizona Cardinals. Oh, my God. I love football. Like obsessed. I can't like that yeah like the Arizona Cardinals oh my god I love football like obsessed I feel I can't believe I feel like between the season like well while they're in offseason there

are a few like key moments that people keep up with to like prepare themselves for the next season and we just missed a huge one why didn't why is there no commercials or like social media promotion for it maybe if they paid some influencers I would have watched if they bought a podcast out on the toes oh well for sure okay so number two Washington commanders got Jaden Daniels he's a quarterback oh that's huge yeah the first three picks were quarterbacks number three New England Patriots got a quarterback Drake May amazing Mazel Tov to uh to all the grads congrats grads number four the Cardinals got Marvin Harrison Jr. wide receiver Mazel Tov to all the grads. Congrats, grads. Number four, the Cardinals got Marvin Harrison Jr., wide receiver. Mazel Tov. Number five, the Lack got Joe Alt, offensive tackle.

Like, this is all meaningless to me because I didn't do my homework. I'm so upset at myself. And I was watching this stupid Knicks lose last night, like big losers. Number six, the Giants got Malik Nabors a wide receiver. It's amazing. So many dreams. So many dreams came true. Like, I'm obsessed with watching those videos,

especially watching the mothers just, like, cry. You know, you can imagine how many sacrifices they made to send their sons to football camp. Like, I'm just, I'm overwhelmed with emotion, and I missed it. Like, a big dope. I'm surprised you didn't get more highlights on your TikTok. Well, I saw as much as I could. I mean, it was last night and it's this morning.

I don't know. I just feel like usually it's TikTok that keeps you in the loop on those things. I mean, I kept us in the loop on how far has your family come? Yeah. Which like, by the way, like, okay, yeah, we come far. Like what kind of question is that? I want to say, I want to say. It's giving what inspires you.

I don't 100% blame the mother. of all she was highly emotional and second of all what a dumb fucking question yeah what I mean like what a like a could you have asked a less substantial question yeah that answer like at least like she made the question real yeah and now we're talking about the question where we wouldn't have prior and you know what I feel like that question is emblematic of the sad state of journalism we currently live in. How far have you come?

We've come far. Right, all the way from Louisiana, some would say. Yeah. Where was the draft? I don't know. I missed it. And I'm,

it's ticking myself. Is it always in the same place? No, no. I feel like it's like a, it's an honor. I feel like it was in LA. I feel like it was in LA. If it is always in the same place. no I feel like it's like a it's an honor I feel like it was in LA if it is always in the same place you think where was no but LA is not a big town for football Detroit oh right Detroit I already said that LA like football doesn't give a rip about LA no matter how many

teams they buy they love like Canton Ohio it's literally giving Faye Resnick no matter how many Chanel bags you borrow the football fans will never give a fuck about you, LA. Like, you will never be an important town in the NFL. You have no history. You have no scruples. All you have is luck and the lar. And you do, you also have, by the way, our favorite team, the Niners,

but that's like literally not California. Not LA. Yeah, oh, right, we're talking about LA. Right, right, right. But they do have a Super Bowl ring, which not every team can say. Cool. Oh, right. We're talking about LA. Right, right, right. But they do have a Super Bowl ring, which not every team can say. Cool. You bought it.

It's literally, it's giving college admission scandal. Yeah. I guess like that's the point. Like you do buy salaries and it is business. Yeah, you buy rings. Everyone technically is like spending their money to try and get a ring. But it doesn't feel the same No it doesn't

LA has what it has They have the 5k they have tourney hosting next week They're not also going to have Slaying the house down boots in the NFL They have the Lakers Isn't that enough Diana They have the Lakers they have the Dodgers It's enough which they stole from Brooklyn

But let's not get into it Oh they did? Yeah it They have the Dodgers. Yeah, like it's enough, which they stole from Brooklyn, but let's not get into it. Oh, they did? Yeah, it was the Brooklyn Dodgers forever. Oh, the tea is hot. Yeah, just something to think about. Okay, show isn't over because it's Friday, which means we do our weekly segment, Weenie and Queenie of the Week,

where Jackie and I bestow an honor to two people who acted in a weenie or a queenie-like manner this week. Now, I would like to start out with Queenie of the Week because I happen to have one. And there are words that I never thought would leave my lips. My Queenie of the Week is Alec Baldwin. Mine as well. Now, this will come as a shock to nobody

because we predicted it earlier in the week and nobody did anything queenier than Alec Baldwin. I thought he acted extremely measured and tempered, which is two words I never thought I'd be describing Alec Baldwin, when faced with an annoying rat in his face at the coffee shop begging him to say free Palestine. It was honestly an exercise in self-control, and I was inspired.

Yeah, me as well. He's been written down as queenie all week in my book, and no one has dethroned him with more Queenie-like behavior. Now weenie which is always more fun. Who's your weenie of the week? My weenie of the week could be a weenie every week but this week exemplified weenie-like behavior more so and in a way that crossed my desk. Keith McNally. We have the same Queenie and Weenie this week that's how you know it's like it's it's written in stone like it's that's it yep wow and we didn't collaborate on our list at all no we didn't share Tuesday something so nasty about like a woman who literally has done nothing to you like

they're like I feel like I say stuff all the time that's like a little mean or whatever but like what he said was like I couldn't even think of something that mean, you know, it was really like inherent of his insides being pure evil. And then to sort of blame his rats on a big conspiracy. And it's just like kind of the undoing. And then going back to every time, like he's been in the headlines,

everything that he said, like this man is a major weenie. It's skiffing weenie. Yeah. And honestly, I feel like an honorable mention for Queenie this week kind of was James Gordon yeah redemption story correct hopefully we'll say hopefully and I think that's you know something that maybe we could help with I agree we have this amazing platform and I think it's time that we all let up on James Corden

and go back to appreciate him for what he, because he, you know, it was the likability that then what goes up must come down. But don't forget

how up he was and how much we did love him. Okay, so he put himself in every movie. Like, you would too. You would too.

Wouldn't you? And, yeah. So before we wrap up today's episode, I just want to send even more love to my Latino tostadas. I love you all so much. Thank you so before we wrap up today's episode I just want to send even more love to my Latino tostadas

I love you all so much thank you so much for your support and thank you to the toasters for an amazing week Chucks love ya miss ya

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