The Toast - Leave Kate Alone: Monday, March 25th, 2024

Episode Date: March 25, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Monday, Squirrel Friends! Speaking of swirly, girly, twirly gumdrops, welcome to my co-host, my sister, my partner in crime, it's Jacqueline Follet! My P-I-C. I, like, kind of hate that, like, acronym. Okay, but do you like what it stands for, partner in crime?
Starting point is 00:00:23 I don't think there's a better way to describe us. Really, we're extremely law-abiding, and we're not really partners in crime. We're partners in business, and we're actually more so like life partners. We are life partners, but we are partners in crime, Claudia, because we're so funny, it's criminal. Well, that's for damn sure.
Starting point is 00:00:39 It should be illegal making podcasts as good as these. It's good. Wait, I'm telling you I'm kind of in like my celebrity era. Explain. I saw another celebrity walking to work today. Oh, you're not the celebrity? Am I ever? Well, when you say you're in your celebrity era,
Starting point is 00:00:56 I didn't think it was going to be that as decentralized as that. Now that I hear it back, yeah, it does sound like I'm in kind of like a famous era. But we all know that's never going to happen. So I am in my sort of attracting celebrities. No, how do I say it? Seeing celebrities. How's that? Seeing celebrities. Okay, who'd you see? I feel like you're actually going to be jealous of this one.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Ooh, it takes a lot. Because I don't like to see celebrities. One thing about me. I don't want to see them. I don't want to know them. I want to know them from a distance. No, it definitely ruins the magic for sure. Who'd you see? And I, it's, you know when you see like a celebrity doing something so human. Like she couldn't find her Uber.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Like it was so pedestrian, you know. Maybe it wasn't an Uber. Maybe it was a car service. But they were waiting outside. They couldn't find it. And I think like. Don't you're supposed to have people for that when you're at a certain level. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:01:44 And you're supposed to walk out the door and the car is waiting. And I believe her man was with her, but his back was towards me the whole time. So it really could have been anyone. But like, I just assumed it was her man. Who? Olivia Coppo? No, no. So this is somebody you really like, like.
Starting point is 00:01:58 They're on television. I'm trying to think of like an iconic line this person. Are they on television every day? No, no, no, no, no no in a themselves capacity or in a role in themselves capacity they are you know from your well I don't know if they're from but they're known for living in your home state which is New York right oh sorry your current home state oh okay um okay this is boring it was Larsa Pippen oh that would have been fun to keep guessing i don't know if i ever would have gotten there i was thinking more of like a hoda category
Starting point is 00:02:29 yeah no i could tell you because they were on tv every day i could tell you were so far that i didn't want to torture the people being like oh my god who are they talking about i just feel like the only celebrities who are up and adam early in the day who are on TV every morning are like the Kelly's Clarkson and Ripa variety. Yeah. Hoda, Jenna, and of course a woman. Yeah, I think you said a woman. I did. I did.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Well, we have in our current studio happens to be right next door to like a big celeb hotspot. Whenever I walk past it, I always turn my head. Oh, that restaurant? Yes. So I'm always like turning my head, you know, craning, rubbernecking, if you will. And by the way, I'm not the only one. Every time I walk past it, there's like a crowd of people.
Starting point is 00:03:08 It's like slow. I'm like, everybody move. That's so funny. We actually are in a fabulous part of town. For sure. No. And there's this sort of, you know, and these hotspots, they come and go. So right now that hotspots having its era, you know, it might not in a few months.
Starting point is 00:03:21 That's how, you know, hospitality works. Yeah. Well, that's cool that you saw Larsa how did she seem you know she looked different she looked good she looked happy she's been in the headlines a lot I don't keep up with her daily machinations comings and goings but they're always breaking up and getting back together but you're saying they were together well the thing is I'm not 100% sure it was him because I only saw him from the back. But he was standing like, you know, a partner would. But it could have been someone else.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Like, I don't know. And I, too, don't keep up with the machinations of Larsa and Michael Jordan's son. But last I heard, they broke up. And then last I heard, it was for publicity and they're, like, getting back together. I kind of feel like they're endgame. Don't quote me on that.
Starting point is 00:04:02 We won't. We won't. But they're kind of giving end game to me I just feel like they love each other okay well take of the day it wouldn't be an episode of the toast if Jaggy didn't say like the craziest things you know for sure but I am due for some justice which will come to me in the first story because our first big story of the day that broke right as we wrapped and we were looking for a fifth story on Friday we literally did four stories it was like we were we kind of sort of manifested the fifth yeah like premonition vibes yeah and
Starting point is 00:04:37 that will be our first story is Kate Middleton's announcement and diagnosis and I bet a lot of you are feeling quite foolish I'm gonna going to be real with you. We look like clowns. And I include myself. I definitely got involved, not to the level of other people, but it was, you know, conspiracy theories are a slippery slope. It doesn't take a lot to get you sort of radicalized. So I wasn't as bad as other people, but I definitely was a part of it. And I own my, I can, I'm woman enough to admit when I'm wrong. And it's so rare that it's not a big deal for me. And this, I'm wrong.
Starting point is 00:05:10 I said it, I'm wrong. I was wrong about Taylor and Travis dating. That was the last time I was wrong. I was wrong again. She just got caught up in an internet whirlpool. And I don't blame her. I think that was really hard to resist on TikTok. But the people on Reel still have our heads about them,
Starting point is 00:05:25 even though there's one lady who was like about the truth about Kate Middleton, part 16. Literally someone sent me one of her videos and it was like part one. So I was like, oh, okay. And I watched it. Maybe there's a part two. She was like, watch two for more.
Starting point is 00:05:37 So I go to part two and I see her page. She's literally up to part 30. Yeah, I do want to say TikTok is the most moronic place on the planet. I don't feel like TikTok radicalized me. Twitter did. I just want to say I think that's worth mentioning. Okay well we will get into all of that when we get into the stories. Before we do we need to catch up about our weekends. How was your weekend La? My weekend was kind of incredible. I did all of the things. I feel like I checked every box. You know on on Friday night, I saw Brian and Taylor.
Starting point is 00:06:06 We went out for dinner. It's like the, you know, kind of cool new hotspot. It was called Cocoa Dock. It's like a completely chicken-based nugget, chicken nugget-based restaurant. Like every part of the menu had chicken nuggets on it. But it's fancy? Extremely. Like chicken nuggets and caviar.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Yum. It's like this famous restaurateur. It's like his new spot. And Ben and Brian were like, should we go to Cocoa Dock? I'm like, how does everybody know this place? It was so good. What did Ben eat? So, um, um, I feel like Ben is going to tell his truth. Okay. It's not for you to say. It's not for me to say. And it's not for me to judge, you know? For sure. Um, I did, you know, tell the waitress that I was on Weight Watchers like I can't stop telling people
Starting point is 00:06:46 but also like I needed help and she was so helpful and she actually explained to me like their chicken is fried in like really good oil it's like not terrible so I had a little I had a little fried chicken and I was so good the whole day so I saved my points for dinner I love that my whole weekend was like really like Weight Watchers It was just like points, points, points. I was just counting points the whole weekend. But then Ben and I worked out. We had like a lazy day on Saturday. It was raining.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I feel like I hit everything I was supposed to do on the weekend. Like Sunday was very wellness. We went to the grocery store, the kosher mart. We worked out. Saturday, we just chilled. Saturday night, we went to the movies. And you saw a beautiful movie that I had been trying to talk about on the toast. And you know it came out. Yeah, I spoke about the movie like a few months ago that it was coming out and you saw a beautiful movie that I had been trying to talk about on the toast and how do you
Starting point is 00:07:25 came out yeah I spoke about the movie like a few months ago that it was coming out about the Jewish Schindler the Schindler of kids but he wasn't Jewish no sorry Schindler of kids Schindler of kids yeah Nicholas Winton who was this guy who like only later in life did he get the recognition for saving over 600 kids from Prague who were Jewish refugees and he brought them over to England like right before Hitler invaded um it was such a good movie Anthony Hopkins was amazing you know who's a queen like and I was in the movie theater thinking I'm like you're a queen who what's her name she is from the crown she played older uh party girl Aunt Margaret Princess Princess Margaret. Helena Bonham Carter. Bonham Carter.
Starting point is 00:08:06 She's such a good actress. And like she's just that bitch, you know. She was so good in the movie. I was like, yes, queen. What was the movie called? One Life? One Life. Because I remember the conversation.
Starting point is 00:08:16 We couldn't figure out what the movie was going to be called. And there was like a something. They said it was going to be called something that sounded like a bad movie title. Yeah. But then we got to the root of it. It was called One Life, which is a good movie title. It's a good movie title also because it's referencing a famous verse from the Talmud, which is to save one life is to save a thousand. And he saved 600.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Oh, and what was really cool, I don't want to spoil the movie. It's not a spoiler. But they did like, you know, at the end of the movie, my favorite part of history movies, the black and white text. So they said, you know, it's estimated that of this, I think it was 669 children that he saved. There are 6,000 people alive today because of it.
Starting point is 00:08:52 And some of them were extras in the movie, just like random descendants, old, young, so cute. It was really well done. And it was, you know,
Starting point is 00:08:59 it made me sad. Like the only other people in the theater were like totally a hundred year old Jewish people. Like it was me and Ben were so out of place. single person was like your bubby like it was it was a nursery not nursery a nursing home sign out use your platform get people to go see it it was really good it was called one life it was an oh and by the way you know why I loved it an hour and 30 minutes thank you yeah the fountain soda machine at my theater was broken and it's been broken for years and like I'm thinking about writing a letter.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Or getting a new theater. No, no. I like this theater, you know? Money talks, Turdy. It's true. I should take my business elsewhere. I should be a Karen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:34 No, a Karen would write the letter. Facts. Oh my God. Wait. Also, I want to ask you about your weekend. But prior to that, speaking of Karen, did you see this sort of scandal Millie Bobby Brown has found herself in? I have.
Starting point is 00:09:47 That's a really great point. I saw the video and then I forgot about it. But I had feelings when I saw it. So Millie Bobby Brown did this, like, I think it's famous in the UK, this podcast. And they were talking about how Millie Bobby Brown really loves to leave reviews, mostly negative ones, like at restaurants, hotels, when she feels like they- When she's had a bad experience, she lets them know. She lets them know. And she said, you know, my whole life has been people critiquing me. So like, why can't I do it to others? And the internet had some thoughts on it. And I wanted to know what you thought while
Starting point is 00:10:16 watching her, her speak. So I need to say that I am the opposite of her. I will never really complain about anything. even if in the moment I'm like I'm gonna do this then like once the moment's over I go I've never left a review I don't have an account for leaving reviews unless like someone asked me to leave a positive review about their business of course I just did that with my crate and barrel delivery five stars so I am the opposite of her truly like I will accept bad service with a smile on my face yeah and what she was saying didn't bother me I agree with you like I'm the same as you uh you could spit in my mouth and I would say thank you so much have an amazing
Starting point is 00:10:50 day can't wait to come back tomorrow I love it yeah this is the best thing it was I feel better than ever thank you so much so I'm the same way as you I'm not somebody who's literally ever even sometimes I have such a bad experience I walk out I'm like I feel compelled I'm gonna write a review I never actually do it like I I've, I don't think I ever have actually. The only thing I do is I will never go there again. Of course. And that's fair. So I'm the opposite as well. And I don't think on its face, what she was saying was wrong. Like she basically was like, I think if someone's doing something wrong, like they should know. However, like it being this, this you know very sort of famous rich
Starting point is 00:11:26 snot like she sounded like a snob I think it was the a fine thing to say but coming from her it definitely felt bizarre especially she's just like so young it felt like bratty maybe it didn't ring as bratty and also it's not like she's going on her Instagram it's not like she's writing under her name hi I'm Millie Bobby Brown very famous person and you were bad she's going on her Instagram. It's not like she's writing under her name. Hi, I'm Millie Bobby Brown, very famous person. And you were bad. She's just trying to be like a regular person. And why isn't she entitled to the same rights as everyone else? She's a paying customer.
Starting point is 00:11:53 That's actually fact-based. That's a fact-based presentation. You could, you could, it cuts both ways. You could say, oh, because she's so privileged, she shouldn't be allowed to complain. But it's also like, she's also a person and she's entitled. She's a paying customer. Do what anyone else would do.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Same rules for everyone. That's fair. I feel like the way she described it, she went up, she goes about it in the most polite way possible. And like, yeah, it's people like her who might be making service better.
Starting point is 00:12:19 People who take the time to complain and to say this. In a constructive way, not in a rude. If everyone were like us we all be eating mush it's so true may I have some more please like it's for every millie there's a jackie and I am benefiting because of a millie no and it's almost like the millies can't exist without the jackies and the jackies cannot exist without the millies like in order for the world to remain balanced you have to have both it's a balance so I have to thank her and she has to thank you too she has to thank me for leaving space
Starting point is 00:12:49 to complain for her because I hold space for the complainers you hold space kind of for two truths too except on Friday night we went out to dinner oh and I ordered my main and it was so unacceptable well first I couldn't send it back and just be like, this wasn't good. I had to make sure Olivia tried it to be like, she was like, there's an episode of curb like that. Harry Larry just now he got the key lime pie. He's like, it's disgusting. And he made the girl try it. He was out of tape. She was like, it was disgusting. And the guy was like, I can't take this back. You ate half of it, but because everybody tried it. That's really funny. No, I just thought I ordered the sea bass, which I don't usually order.
Starting point is 00:13:26 I usually go for a salmon, but I was trying to be like crazy. I was trying to be fancy and crazy. So I got it and it was so gross. And I'm like, oh shit, like maybe I don't like sea bass. And that's not their fault if they made a perfectly good sea bass. And I just don't have a refined enough palate to appreciate it. So I was like, Olivia, can you confirm that this is fucking disgusting? And one thing about Olivia, she knows a good sea bass.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Like she's a fish girl. Yeah. Claudia, she was was vomiting it was so wrong so of course I didn't do the the sending that's also because I was in a booth and I was on the inside so someone at the end did it just for brevity's sake if there if there are 10 times where I don't like my meal maybe once I will return it and by I I mean bad no it was seriously inedible. I didn't feel bad. Also, we had ordered so much food that like this one sea bass, goodbye, good day, sir. It wasn't going to, you know, bankrupt the facility.
Starting point is 00:14:14 No, and I didn't feel like, oh, we ordered two things and we're sending one back. It might be a waste of your time. Context is extremely important when it comes to returning dishes. Yeah, it's all about percentages. It's so true. So Friday night, you went out to dinner. Okay, socialista queen. queen so social my week last week was so social I was telling you we like barely chatted because I was just being a social butterfly which was really fun yeah so she's too good for me now she doesn't need like the crutch of her bestie on FaceTime she has real friends in the real world
Starting point is 00:14:39 so she doesn't call she doesn't write we don't talk anymore okay I called you last night and you couldn't get off the phone with me fast enough I was watching Reba and Reba's a show that can wait honestly no it's waited 30 years for you that's what you think you think Reba's a show that can wait and I'm gonna put you on I'm gonna put you all on like I did Young Sheldon the next sitcom you need to watch it's on Hulu is Reba and let me tell you Jackie you will love no I know we watched it growing up. Friday night, WB11, Be There, Be Square. Joanna Garcia, one of my favorite actresses, is on it.
Starting point is 00:15:10 And of course, Reba, Barbara Jean. Like, the gang's all here. Steve Howie from, you know, everything but mostly Shameless recently. He is the boyfriend. It is so good. And that fucking theme song, let me tell you, me and Ben, you think it's like after we watched 15 episodes this weekend, they're only 20 minutes, but you think after the 15th time we'd be like, I have not pressed skipped intro once.
Starting point is 00:15:31 My roots are planted in the past. Though my life is changing fast. Who I am is who I want to be. Jackie, the show is so good. The nostalgia I feel, like I think of of you I think of us like like Friday night after dinner Shabbat like always eating our little ice creams watching Reba family fun like it's good but it's hysterical and it's and you know I forgot kind of it was probably in its time like really um what's the word I'm looking for not polarizing but you know in the very first episode her teenage
Starting point is 00:16:03 daughter gets pregnant and Reba lets them you know get married and live in their house together it was kind of probably this very forward kind of out there show because it was supposed to be like you know just family friendly sitcom but it's a little crazy yeah and we're lapping it up with our ice cream cones we were trading ice cream Jackie it was so good you have to re-watch it will I'm sorry so I was watching Reba and yes I needed to hang up on you because she complains that I have too many friends I don't call her but then I call her I'm like trying to chit chat with my girl and of course I forgot the reason that I called her but let's not let that get in the way of a good combo okay wait I want to say two things like why'd you go like you remember yet I'm like no I'm just having fun at this point
Starting point is 00:16:45 well you weren't having fun you were using me because like everyone was out of the house and you were doing dishes and I know I do that too whenever I'm like doing something I don't want to do I'm like if I call someone it will make the time go faster so and usually I'm down but like I was at the middle of something and you were kind of like doing the opposite you just like were using me and that's fine I'd love to be used I call people in the bath like I always call people it's fine. But you did eventually remember why you called me. And I wanted to let you know there wasn't a package here.
Starting point is 00:17:13 So that sort of closes the loop. You guys don't need to know. It was like so stupid, but you don't need to know. It was really stupid. There was nothing here. That kind of hurts after everything. After everything. Should we name them? Okay. I'll tell you what it was this is why I
Starting point is 00:17:27 called Claudia because I got a package last night or I don't even know I take so long to open my packages I I got a package from Carraway and it was one of their big to-go food containers which we love a food storage container and on the inside it had like cookies and a celebratory note I'll read you the note because Jackie sent it to me. I sent a picture to Claudia. So the inside had like confetti and custom sugar cookies that had like podcast microphones and caraway, like such a cute little gift. And the gift was for this reason. It said, hi, Turdy Lou. This month is our anniversary on the toast.
Starting point is 00:17:56 And what better way to celebrate than with cookies? We hope you enjoy your food storage, which is perfect for Ben's leftover chili. XOXO caraway toasters in corporate. So cute. So cute. So I got it. storage which is perfect for Ben's leftover chili xoxo caraway toasters in corporate so cute so sweet so I got it and I was like I got Claudia's obviously but I also know that you've sent some things here in the past so it's not that shocking that they sent actually one time I took your order yeah I did um but they know my address they have my address and they sent the wrong thing to Jackie so I was Jackie was like oh Claudia probably got mine no I asked did you get mine because I had wanted to post like this little cute thing that they sent but like not to Jackie. So Jackie was like, oh, Claudia probably got mine. No, I asked, did you get mine?
Starting point is 00:18:25 Because I had wanted to post like this little cute thing that they sent, but like not if they didn't send me one. You know, like that's a little sad. So I called to ask if you got one, which you hadn't. I thought it might be in the studio. And now you're saying that it's not. So I guess I won't post the Carraway package, but I'll just talk about it on the show instead.
Starting point is 00:18:41 By the way, your move, Carraway. The thing is, Carraway can never do anything to offend me because they have changed my life in such a positive way. Like, seriously, they could spit in my face and I would say, thank you, Jolly, good job. Can I have some more? That's kind of the theme of today's episode, you know? Yeah, but with Carraway, like, my whole life is Carraway.
Starting point is 00:19:00 But it's okay to say that it stings. No, because I ate your cookies and I'm happy. And I have the container. After you went to dinner on Friday night, how was the rest of your weekend? The rest of my weekend was very good. It was a very homey weekend. I can never remember what the hell I did. Anyone else?
Starting point is 00:19:21 What did I do on Saturday? I don't know. We didn't talk because you don't need me anymore. Yeah. No, we were homeless the weekend. It was like raining, pouring. Same here. So it was like a nice, cozy home weekend.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Took some naps. Me too. I took one on Saturday. It was amazing. Yeah, we had like a long nap time. You never know what you're going to get around here. Tromeo peed in my bed and pooped on my floor. Classic. I'm shocked Bird didn't do such a thing. In solidarity with his bro. Yeah so we were just hanging at home. That's great. Homesteading. Homesteading. Yeah homesteadtings.
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Starting point is 00:23:58 shared her health news in a personal video message, which came after Kensington Palace had announced on January 17th that the princess had undergone a planned abdominal surgery. In her emotional video, Princess Kate started by thanking well-wishers for their wonderful messages of support amid her recovery during what has been an incredibly tough couple of months for her entire family. She said, quote, in January, I underwent major abdominal surgery in London, and at the time, it was thought that my condition was non-cancerous.
Starting point is 00:24:26 The surgery was successful. However, tests after the operation found cancer had been present. My medical team therefore advised that I should undergo a course of preventative chemotherapy, and I am now in the early stages of that treatment. She called the news a huge shock and said that she and William have been doing everything they can to process and manage this privately for the sake of their young family. As you can imagine, this has taken time. It has taken her time to recover from major surgery in order to start her treatment. But most importantly, it has taken them time to explain everything to George, Charlotte, and Louis
Starting point is 00:24:55 in a way that is appropriate for them and to reassure them that she is going to be okay. Like, I don't really need an explanation as to why she took any amount of time to tell us like not my business. Felt like a total like dick in like afterwards like wanted to die. So sad like so not what I thought the answer was and so I feel like in the video she looked like so exhausted and like kind of frail like someone with cancer would and I don't know I just the whole thing made me feel like an immense sense of sadness yeah it made me feel very sad very much have a pit it's very worrisome too you know because she is in the midst of it um but it's not like we have like oh I went through this but I'm okay now yeah she's in the middle
Starting point is 00:25:37 of it it doesn't sound not serious it sounds like it could actually be quite serious the palace said that they're not going to reveal any more information, will not be sharing any further private medical information. The princess has a right to medical privacy, as we all do. Agreed. I mean, she already shared so much. Yeah, there's like this sort of, well, there's two things going on. I feel like when you're, I don't even know what to call her,
Starting point is 00:26:01 like a, because she's not like a politician, but she's not like a celebrity. She's more than that. Public figure. But like, let's say the prime minister had some sort of illness. Like that I do feel like is information, like everybody deserves medical privacy,
Starting point is 00:26:14 but that like, that person should step down if they can't, you know, do their duties. And I feel like with Kate Middleton, like she's not a prime minister, but she's not just a celebrity. And I feel like she's entitled to that sort of privacy where it's like, if she needs to take time off like the nation won't suffer you know. For sure but the nation couldn't let her take time off she couldn't even make it
Starting point is 00:26:30 to Easter without having to announce. It really was America by the way like people in Britain were not as bent out of shape conspiracy theorizing down like dark twitter holes as much as people in America were. I agree with that but I don't think that it was only America. I don't think they would have addressed if it was only America. A lot of things have been going on here especially as it relates to them and like Meghan and Harry and they don't get bent out of shape about it. Well there's also a bunch of news stories following the announcement about Meghan and Harry and how you know they're devastated because they found out with the rest of the world and when you and I were talking about him finding out about Charles's cancer with the rest of the world,
Starting point is 00:27:07 it did seem like there was an enormous possibility that he was told prior. With Kate and William, I feel like he definitely found out like the same time as my ass did. Actually, I found out a little late. I was doing the soda method. Like I found out 30 minutes later. Yeah. And then I found out from you. I hadn't even seen it yet.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Yeah. Him and William don't speak. They do the opposite of speaking. And I feel like William, like, let's say, you know, I'm sure the immediate family knew, Charles and Camilla. I'm sure William said to Charles, like, you're not allowed to tell Harry. Like, that's how much they hate each other. Yeah, and also maybe they don't trust that he wouldn't in some way share.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Because he's been such a media darling, yeah. Yeah, he loves, can't keep his mouth shut. Maybe he would go write a book about it. That's fair too. Yeah. So sad. Like I feel like, and what are the odds that both Charles and Kate would have cancer like at the same time?
Starting point is 00:28:01 Yeah. Be in the hospital at the same time. Right. And so I definitely still feel that Charles probably would have shared his diagnosis regardless. But I think he definitely did it also to protect Kate. But I also think Charles is more of the prime minister elk than Kate. Like where. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:20 He has to. Health information is, you know, crucial to doing a job. Totally. So I think he would have shared either way as he should. Speaking of the royal family, there was footage. Well, as he would. I don't really know what's right. There was footage at the end of the movie, like all the amazing things that Nicholas Winton was recognized for after.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Basically, nobody knew about it until he had this scrapbook lying around. And he didn't know what to do with it. he like took it to this thing this organization and it like blew up became a huge news story and he ended up donating it to Yad Vashem in Israel um but he um ended up being knighted by Queen Elizabeth and there was a video of it at the end of the movie it was so cute that's so cute and then he's also like the kinder transport that's what it was right so they were referencing the kinder transport that's what it was right so they were referencing the kinder transport in the movie it had I'm sure the kinder transport like inspired him Nicholas to do the work that he did but this was not considered the kinder transport oh not the official one where was the kinder and you know I was thinking about you the
Starting point is 00:29:17 whole movie because that amazing statistic you told me about Paddington the bear which has seriously been one of my favorite facts to share with people. Like of all time, say it again. So Paddington the bear, as we all know him, he, um, is a little boy with a backpack and a, like a name tag around his neck. And he was inspired, like the creator of him was inspired by the kinder transport because the Jewish children who were saved from Germany, they came to, um, the station, like, cause he's always at like the railroad station with back. He like loves trains. Yeah, he had a backpack on and a tag around his neck.
Starting point is 00:29:48 The kids did too. They had one backpack with them and a tag with their names. And so he was inspired by those children, the character of him. So the kids in the movie also had a name tag and a backpack. But I don't think this,
Starting point is 00:30:00 because it wasn't official. It was this literally, what was so amazing about it? Not even underground. This guy, Nicholas, in his house with like his mom Helena Bonham Carter wrote an op-ed and was like listen I'm doing this I need people to volunteer to be foster parents and to put up 50 pounds for the like immigration fee there wasn't he didn't work with the government literally he went to the immigration office every day and asked for like 20 30 uh visas and then found foster
Starting point is 00:30:24 families like literally in his dining room table that was so amazing about it the government did not help at all it was just like these random people at the immigration office who let the visas through wow like in this sort of like almost shady way yeah and he was literally like mailing people pictures of the kids being like choose your kid send me 50 pounds i'll get you a kid it was like that's so it was rinky dink but also those families that they would have them but can you just imagine the parents on the other side well that and that part in the movie like I seriously could not stop crying like when it was it like wasn't even a hard decision for these parents to decide to like literally
Starting point is 00:31:00 never see their kids again send them to another country on a train by themselves with a backpack and a name tag. Yeah. Yeah. So the Kinder Express was from Germany to England? Yeah, I think so. Oh my God. And then like the sort of worst part of the movie is that like the final train, which was their biggest transport yet, they were like on the train and Hitler literally invaded
Starting point is 00:31:23 Prague that day and the train never made it and he never knew what happened to those kids or like you know everyone who was living in that in that um ghetto it was a really good movie I really I don't know how we got here but everyone should see it it was really good and Anthony Hopkins is so cute I love him we got here because he was knighted by the queen oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So back to Kate. Refu Ashley Ma, seriously. So hopefully everyone will leave her the fuck alone now, perhaps? I will.
Starting point is 00:31:51 I have learned my lesson. I hope, the thing is, I'm not going to pretend I was better than anybody else. I got in there and I was, you know, in a nice way, I think. I wasn't being like rude. But I still was speculating and that's not cool. I was wrong. I will do better. I will not continue to speculate. And so I have learned my lesson have you not to be obnoxious but you know who wasn't participating in this let me think let me think let me think Elon like who are you gonna say me oh yeah we
Starting point is 00:32:18 know oh it just hasn't been stated yet like what I'm so sorry has it not it hadn't been stated yet what I maintained was like you said that you believed all royal communications and people were literally like clowning on you in the comments for saying that yeah that I believe what they were saying was a vague version of the truth those were my words yeah you said exactly what it was they're not lying they're just not being like super not detailed but there was a surgery and there's a recovery yep and it's a version of the truth so yeah no you were right I was wrong I'm dumb you're smart and there's nothing you could do about it no I don't feel like I have to stunt on you because I know your heart was in the right place and like you weren't at the level that other
Starting point is 00:32:54 people were at I feel like I'm no I'm stunting on others like I'm right you're wrong I'm big you're little and people like even after like I could I feel good knowing that once the video no no once the um her at the farmer's market came out I stopped yeah other people did not they were interviewing that you know famous impersonator like I stopped after the the farm video and I think anybody who didn't needs to seek help like for sure but there are people who are also not stopping at this point they think it was um a dead fake video which I even deep fake I don't even know what that was but then thank you uh twitter somebody was like trying to make a thread about how this is a deep fake video and community notes came in and said it has been verified that this is not an AI generated
Starting point is 00:33:37 or a deep fake video so thank you yeah really crazy for the people who are still going on about it but I mean if they if they admit they were wrong, like what do they have? That's such a good question. You know? Yeah. They can't let it go. For sure.
Starting point is 00:33:53 So hopefully everyone can just give her some peace. Wait, we didn't even talk about, this is what I meant to say in the pre-Fast Five banter, how sort of major news coming out this morning. Which is? A date and time for the 5K has been decided on. Yeah. It is May 7th and it is in Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:34:14 And there is a high likelihood that your girls cannot go just due to travel schedules, things like that, things of that nature. I really thought it was going to be much closer to New York and Florida, like Texas, where all the podcasters live. Yeah, I thought it was going to be much closer to New York and Florida like Texas where all the podcasters live yeah I thought it was going to be in Austin and we were prepared for that right but I'm not prepared for to go to Los Angeles to run a 5k and like for nothing else really yeah so um I'm I am in a triangle like I really am there's a possibility like neither of us go and I've been training for
Starting point is 00:34:45 nothing I'm calling it that I not trying to go unless you know for some reason we need to be there for something um unless somebody wants to you know book us but I don't think you were you have been training for nothing I think this has been so great for us yes and I actually kind of love being a runner I'm going I have to run today and then I'm going for a run with my coach in the park tomorrow and I just run past these bitches like these lazy slobs and I'm kind of love being a runner. I have to run today, and then I'm going for a run with my coach in the park tomorrow. And I just run past these bitches, like these lazy slobs. And I'm like, oh my God, you guys wish you were me. Like, I just know everybody in the park is looking at me being like, oh my God, she's gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:35:14 She's gliding. She's in shape. Like, people say there's like a runner's high. You get addicted to running. You don't. I get addicted to the attention, you know, to what people must be thinking of me, to the accolades. Because I know what I think when I see a beautiful woman running. You know, I would think in the past, like, oh my God, I'm so jealous. She's gorgeous. She's a
Starting point is 00:35:35 gazelle. She's a model. I would think all these things. Now I am the model. I am the gazelle. And I can only imagine what people must think when they see me, like looking adorable. And I always come straight from the toe, so I'm always wearing makeup. Like it is addicting, you know? That's my favorite kind of high. All the world's a stage for turdy. To run across. Well, I think that's good.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I think net net, it's been great. Great for the content, great for the health. Like really just an overall positive influence. You sound conclusive. Like I'm leaving the door very much much open like i might go yeah i think you should but it could not be less convenient timing no no no no or location if they tried like they almost went out of their way to not consult us you know not that i'm like being a victim or anything but yeah but maybe they were like these girls like made it their thing. And we need to cut.
Starting point is 00:36:25 We got to get rid of. Totally. Far from where they'll fly as possible. Totally. And they know we're like we don't go within like out of like a hundred mile radius of our homes. Yeah. So that's that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Are you ready for our next story? Some sweet news. Sweet. Sweet. Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden secretly welcomed baby number two and are revealing his name oh I didn't know that I know the pair surprised fans Friday night by announcing they recently welcomed their second child a son named Cardinal we are blessed and excited to announce the birth of our son Cardinal Madden he is awesome and we were all
Starting point is 00:37:01 so happy he is here for the kids safety privacy, we won't be posting any pictures, but he's really cute, they said. So by the way, we'll get into Cameron Diaz in a moment. There is this sort of renaissance happening on social media. I've seen it happen a lot on TikTok, where people who have previously shared their children are like family channel vibes. They are saying, like making big declarations,
Starting point is 00:37:24 that they are not sharing their children anymore. And there's sort of been this, and I really, like making big declarations, that they are not sharing their children anymore. And there's sort of been this, and I really saw it a lot on TikTok, but I'm seeing it everywhere, this trend movement to like take kids off the internet. I was surprised because a lot of people, you know, it's easier to make money, work with brands, like I get it. I've been seeing a lot of it. their family channels like that's what they were posting and now they're turning into like mom channels instead you know and are they deleting the old content or just like going forward I've seen a mix of both like primarily it was this girl I remember like during COVID she started going out on TikTok she she was like I'm pregnant with twins
Starting point is 00:37:59 from a one-night stand and she took everybody on this whole journey and her kids Violet and Scout she did it all by herself it was like really amazing and she showed them they were so cute twins she would be like feeding three kids at once like it was really crazy um and people became obsessed like she has millions of followers and then like a year ago she slowly started deleting every old video of the kids of the kids and then when she finally got up to current date she made a video being like I'm not sharing the kids anymore. And people were like so mad at her. She was really the first to do it. People were so mad at her in such an unhinged way.
Starting point is 00:38:31 And now I've started to see more people do it because there's been a lot of backlash specifically around this one. Have you heard of this kid, Wren? No. W-R-E-N. So she's like one of the biggest, like her mom basically like makes TikToks of her. Like I don't even know if the mom's ever in the content. And it's always like stuff like I probably wouldn't share.
Starting point is 00:38:51 There's nothing wrong with it. But you know how similar to like in that Quiet Onset documentary where like on its face it's like find. Yeah. But if you look from like a different angle. If a freak finds it. Yeah. And so somebody like a couple of months ago
Starting point is 00:39:04 did this deep dive on like the engagement on this girl's page and how videos where, you know, she's like in a bathing suit or, you know, doing gymnastics or something have like insane amount of saves. That's like when you like favorite something almost. You don't like it, but it goes to a folder in your. Yes, you can look at it later. And how so many of the followers on this account were like, you know, men.
Starting point is 00:39:27 And it started this huge conversation about Ren. Save Ren, Ren, Ren, Ren. And the mom like doesn't care. And all this information that like people, and people have really started to like send her hate, being like, stop. Yeah. She doesn't stop.
Starting point is 00:39:43 It's really crazy. And it started this this conversation I think a lot of other parent channels and family channels saw it and have started to second like second guess their yeah their social content and so Cameron Diaz now follow and this is a thing some celebrities have always done for like not for any other reason than their own privacy but on the internet like you really have to think long and hard about where, you know, this content might end up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:09 And I've also seen recently like a new concern is AI using images of your children. They can like age your children and also like use their voice for stuff. And there's just like a lot of nefarious usages nefarious usages for sure so I just keep your eye out because I've been seeing a lot both known and unknown you know because this AI thing is like kind of new it's like if it was a few years ago you wouldn't have ever expected something like that right yeah that's very interesting I hadn't um I hadn't seen that I guess I don't follow a lot of family creators. Yeah, like family channels.
Starting point is 00:40:49 And like people are now saying like don't follow family channels. Like don't feed the sort of cycle of rewarding people for sharing, you know, their kids. And like details of their kids' schedules and their outfits. Like it's really personal. Yeah. Yikes. I don't agree with it. I hate to be like judgmental, but I am.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Yeah, I feel like some things are just clear, you know? Yeah, yeah. So sorry, not to make Cameron Diaz about something totally else. So happy for her. Yeah, another bebe. She, I think, prior to having her first baby, like, struggled a lot fertility wise. And I just love her.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I feel like once a quarter we sit down and we talk about Cameron Diaz. And we say the same thing every time, but it needs to be said. And I feel like it's more and more recently. I feel like she took a bit of a break, but now she like has her wine business, which like brings her to Instagram to make content.
Starting point is 00:41:43 She leaves her like bubble once a quarter now because of her Avaline wine company. And I'm grateful because that means we're getting content. She's been doing, you're right, like cooking stuff and some random interviews. Yeah. And it's great. I love her.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Like truly. Yeah. So Mazel Tov to them. Mazel Tov. And they're just a great couple. And they're one of part of like one of my favorite celebrity webs you know of course because like when they randomly were at Sophia Richie's wedding like of course it made sense Joel and Benji Benji and Nicole Richie like I love
Starting point is 00:42:16 yeah are you ready for our next story which is kind of crazy our next story which is kind of crazy is it number three it's's number three. I'm ready. Rebel Wilson is revealing the A-list asshole. Oh my God, yeah. Who allegedly tried to threaten her over her memoir. So Rebel Wilson is naming names. One week after teasing the massive asshole she writes about in her upcoming memoir, Rebel Rising, she revealed the celeb in question. So first she posted a-
Starting point is 00:42:44 It's funny to reveal something like no one was asking for no i think it hasn't come out yet i think she was so there's like a bit in her book um has it come out yet it hasn't come out yet and she had said like this person has hired uh that this person is an asshole in hollywood that she was gonna write about in her book um she said i wrote about an asshole in my book now said asshole is trying to threaten me he has hired crisis pr manager and lawyers he is trying to stop press coming out about my book but the book will come out and you will all know the truth the asshole that i am talking about in one chapter of my book is sasha baron cohen so the two of them starred in one of his movies together it was called grimsby they play
Starting point is 00:43:27 a couple um i think it's like you know just like a nutty fucking movie of his except by the way and with rebel wilson like it sounds hysterical yeah honestly it kind of does and the asshole behavior from the book hasn't been revealed yet right a spokesperson for sasha baron cohen told page six quote while we appreciate the importance of speaking out these demonstrably false claims hasn't been revealed yet. Right. A spokesperson for Sasha Baron-Cohen told Page Six, quote, while we appreciate the importance of speaking out, these demonstrably false claims are directly contradicted by extensive detailed evidence,
Starting point is 00:43:52 including contemporaneous documents, film footage, and eyewitness accounts from those present before, during, and after the production of Grimsby. Wait, it sounds like, like Sasha's gonna sue her. Because if he has all that evidence, it sounds like he's gonna sue her because if he has all that evidence it sounds like he's gonna evidence and he's hiring lawyers and he's trying to I guess he was trying to get like
Starting point is 00:44:09 the book to stop from coming out if what she's saying is like defamatory and untrue she said the book's still coming out so I guess if it comes out and he's she's defaming him and if he says like these things aren't true and he's gonna prove it like are they going to court but the thing is up until this point he would have had no case because she never named him calling like it's like you know giving someone a nickname in the book however this Instagram story she just posted saying the asshole is Sasha Baron Cohen just gave him a full legal case yeah maybe in the book she did name him like but the book hasn't come out yet oh like maybe we would have found out him out from the book anyway because I feel like how can you talk about the movie without us knowing who it was I feel like it's a very specific thing and you know Rebel Wilson was in the news like a
Starting point is 00:44:54 couple of years ago for winning a major defamation case in Australia so she's very familiar with the law yeah because that statement like he's not fucking around no no and that statement, like, he's not fucking around. No, no, and that statement kind of makes me believe him. Like, you don't deny so egregiously and offer up all the evidence that you have if somebody's speaking truths. Yeah, you kind of just don't make it add light to it. I did actually meet Sacha Baron Cohen once in person, and he was, like, disarmingly nice. Now, that doesn't mean that he's nice to everyone, but did so I just wanted to and I'm sure like those I just
Starting point is 00:45:28 wanted to say that like I met him you know you met him in person yeah yeah and then we were on that zoom call together that I spoke about but I'm sure those movie sets are like chaotic those are nutty movies yeah you know so even looking at stills, pictures from the set, it's just like, it looks like wrong, you know? I do want to say, I would be interested in reading Rebel Wilson's memoir. Honestly, now, obviously my interest has peaked because I need to know what the accusations are. But when I think about her career at a glance,
Starting point is 00:45:59 like, yeah, I think that's a person whose memoir I would want to read. She's had such an interesting like couple of years. Yeah, and she's also a funny person. So I want to read. She's had such an interesting couple of years. Yeah, and she's also a funny person, so I feel like that also usually translates to being an interesting writer. Yeah, yeah, and she's like a true comic, so I bet it would be funny. And her memoir is called Memoirs of a Rebel.
Starting point is 00:46:18 No, Rebel Rising is actually an amazing name for it. I like it. Rats. Memoirs of a Rebel. Do you know Rebel Wilson's sister's name? Should I? No, I was just asking if you did. No. Because obviously her parents are into
Starting point is 00:46:35 different names. Yeah. Liberty. Huh. Yeah. Would you rather be Rebel or Liberty? Well. I think Liberty because like you could have cute like nicknames, Libby. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:50:35 any details about where they were in the Bahamas not not that I'm seeing I didn't I saw like one picture of them that could have been them in the sea. Yeah. No. Yeah. I saw that too. And then on a dock. It's not much. I don't know why like them going to Nobu Malibu is so crazy to me. Like.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Because it's one of like the most photographed restaurants. Like everyone there. It's like not. I don't want to say. It's not private. Thirsty. But it's like if you don't want to be seen like you wouldn't go there. It's a place where you're okay being seen.
Starting point is 00:51:04 There is a permanent paparazzi like group who stand outside. So, and I don't know why, I just feel like that restaurant is very much a Kardashian domain, even though like you can't own a restaurant. Yeah. But if one could, like they are always there. Scott is always there. Like every single one of them. And because it's because it's in Malibu, which I think is like halfway between like LA proper
Starting point is 00:51:22 and Calabasas where they live. Now don't quote me on that because you know I know nothing about LA. And it's just a fabulous place with fabulous food and fabulous people. No wonder like the paparazzi is always outside. I feel like on the one hand people might want privacy, but on the other hand, like they've got to get some Toro. No, and the food is so good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:38 And I feel like we can't talk about Nobu Malibu without talking about my comedy special where I tell the story of like probably one of the craziest things that's ever happened to me. And it happened to be at Nobu Malibu. So you can about my comedy special where I tell the story of like probably one of the craziest things that's ever happened to me and it happened to me at Nobu Malibu um so you can stream my comedy special it's called Lean In and it's available on Prime Video US and Canada yeah um they looked great they're both like kind of in their off season he's off from the NFL she has this month off and it's just so nice you know they're going on vacation and having lunch as two normal people would yeah looked cute that looks cute yeah yummy I'm hungry um what are you gonna have for lunch I kind of went off the rails a little bit on my diet this weekend I just decided like I needed
Starting point is 00:52:18 I needed like a cheat day or two because I've been so good and so I was like you know what I'm gonna just kind of enjoy myself this weekend so I'm back on the grind today I think I'll have a rotisserie chicken for lunch I picked one up from the kosher mart yesterday oh yum I do have fresh grilled chicken that I made and maybe I'll get a tailored farms put it on top love that I was actually looking for tailored farms at the kosher grocer and I couldn't find it so I need them to work on that but I need both the kosher grocer and tailor Farms to get to it is tailored farms kosher I don't know but like why wouldn't it be right it's lettuce right if you need a mashkiyakh I know a good one Taylor our fifth and final story is coming in two parts
Starting point is 00:52:56 because it's some Vanderpump rules news some Vanderpump headlines this weekend first of all Ariana Maddox bought a 1.6 million dollar home in la after her post split real estate battle with her ex tom sandoval so ariana recently purchased a home in the hollywood hills page six has exclusively learned the insider says ariana has fallen in love with this home and is excited for the next chapter now so there's photos of her walking with moving boxes is that her moving into this new home I don't know because those photos looked like um old remember remember like days after scandal the paparazzi were just standing outside their house like every time they did anything I thought that photo was from there it's not clear whether that's a recent photo or just like they needed a photo of her with like a
Starting point is 00:53:38 moving box to make it relevant it's unclear I feel like even if she just bought the home she wouldn't be moving like today right so TBD I'm so relieved like and honestly she's moving from the valley to Hollywood Hills like it's an upgrade in terms of neighborhood the house is super cute like I've had enough of this like house saga for like this losery like uh cookie cutter home like there's nothing special about it get out like imagine having to live with him like get out yeah no I this is best for her personal journey like you need to cut the cord enjoy your new man like not be going from hotel to hotel and this home looks beautiful I'm very happy for her and it's time meet it's time like it was time it's been time yeah it's been time also fifth and final story Vanderpump Rules news part two is Lala was speaking out on her Instagram Q&A about where she stands in her relationship with Katie so someone oh oh what did you see I saw that she was like going through um her list of baby names and they were
Starting point is 00:54:39 like nutty as hell oh no I want to do that too but wait so question box, someone said, because I'm watch what happens live with Katie. Andy hinted that you two aren't cool with each other. And Lala responded saying, I'm sure if I go back to being miserable, we'll get real thick again. Contemplate in not posting this because I love her mom. Sorry, Tara. So she's saying they're not friends. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:55:00 That's like a crazy way to say it. Yeah. That's kind of percolating this season though and even in one of her interviews on last week's episode she said um she said something to this effect though she said it kindly because she wanted to save her relationship with katie but she was like you know what like when katie and i were really close when something to the effect of like you know when we were just like kind of mad about everyone and everything but she was like I have to let that anger go unless I want to end up like a old bitter bitch yeah no and actually like on its face these two are so different now like the people that we
Starting point is 00:55:34 currently know like Katie's very much in this like rebuilding phase of her life and sort of just like not giving a fuck and I feel like you know Lala's trying to let go of all this like toxicity that she had in her year in her life for so many years. So the way she phrased it is a little harsh, but like I do see what she's saying. And and these two, I feel like in this moment, like are not meant to be friends. Yeah, I feel like when they were really close, it was kind of like the cast was getting like nutty and it was just like the two of them being some of like more OG and just united in that.
Starting point is 00:56:04 But I also feel like people handle like grudges and maybe like anger differently. And I feel like Katie's the sort of person it's like cross me and we're done. And it's like, I'm not holding onto anger. I just want nothing to do with you. Whereas I feel like with Lala, when she has a grudge against someone,
Starting point is 00:56:18 like it manifests, she has to let go of the whole thing or else it will just make her angry. So she can't be angry period. And I do want to say like I actually think these two not getting along is really good for the show. Yeah it's interesting. Yeah it is because there's so many different dynamics at play especially Ariana. And I like Sheena is such a you know wants everyone to be happy with her. And she really does want to be close with even though Katie has been awful to her for some reason like she still always wants to work on her relationship
Starting point is 00:56:47 with Katie and so somebody who's like always wanting to have resolution like it's a little boring for television but like Lala and Katie going against one another like that's something I'd like to see yeah so that I think that at the reunion things got heated between them and also I was seeing there's maybe also drama between Lala and Ariana yes they said at their reunion it got so bad between Lala Ariana like it's irreparable that's what and these are just like blogs and Twitter people like saying that but like they like they were fighting for so long the production went over by an hour and it was because Lala and Ariana like were at each other's throats like never coming this is what they said never to become come back from I just want to say everything can be come back from on reality TV
Starting point is 00:57:28 because you're forced to work things out and still be in the same room with this person. So you absolutely have to move on at some point. No, it's true. Like even now with Sandoval, I'm like, we're coming. He's making a good point. Like we are slowly coming back. And like after even months slash years of this,
Starting point is 00:57:41 like it will be part of the history books. It's true. It's true. Because think back to like J like jack's saucy and kristin like the craziest thing that show went on to film for like eight more years together and now that's like haha right like it's a part of bravo herstory yeah and this will will be too yeah anyways but very oh so some of the names that were on the list that people were just like couldn't get over. And she had crossed some out that I think are still in contention. And so the ones that she was sharing were the ones that she had considered but were no longer real options. And one of them was Rampage. And she was like, I thought it would be cute to call him Ram.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Which I think is so crazy because it's so close to Rand. Yeah. And the other one was Snow. Oh, that's a cute name. Yeah. And there were some others on there Oh, that's a cute name. Yeah. And there were some others on there, but people were just kind of shook. I'm trying to find the... Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:32 You find it? Names. Snow. I like that. Mighty. That's not a name. That's an adjective. That's not a name.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Lion. Also not a name. That. Also not a name. That's like wolf. Right. Oh, that must have been the inspiration. I like wolf still. I like wolf still too.
Starting point is 00:58:53 And then she said, I liked rampage for a boy and call him Ram. No one else was down. LOL. These were a few names I threw around. The blacked out ones are the ones I'm still thinking on. So the ones that she's showing us are out of the running, but they were in the running at one point.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Lion, Snow, Rampage, and Mighty. I don't think they're that crazy for Hollywood. Rampage is nutty. But she wasn't going to do it. She didn't do it. And like Ocean is, it's not common, but it's not the craziest name. It's like Hollywood, but it's lovely.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Yeah, yeah. What are all the Vanderpump Kids names? Summer Moon. Summer Moon. Well, Summer is a normal name. Yeah, I like Summer Moon. Yeah, we have Ocean. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:41 We have, uh, Cruz and Hartford. Cruz and Hartford. Is hartford is cruise couchy yeah okay cruise hartford and mercer mercer yeah yeah yeah um i think they're all lovely they're all like not common names but they're all lovely there's not like they all like fit they fit the profile of like the family they come from yeah Yeah, they do. Like Summer Moon is so Sheena Marie Shea. Yeah. Like, love. Okay, so those are the past five.
Starting point is 01:00:11 I really enjoyed. The story is it's hard to name human beings. It's literally the craziest thing that we do as people. Yeah, it is. It really is. And you don't appreciate it like until you're in it. It's huge. Huge you don't appreciate it like until you're in it. It's huge. Huge.
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