The Toast - Lies, Lies, Lies: Wednesday, February, 1st, 2023

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Wednesday. It is hump day. So appropriate because I'm seated with three of the most humpable, lovable, sexy people I know. It's Bryce. It's Strice. It's Jax. And it's Claude. It is. That's so true. Yeah, the Strice brothers are with us, both of them in studio, like on chairs, visible to the audience watching on YouTube and yeah, welcome. Cause these are some gorgeous boys that you're seeing today. Yes. It feels so good. So right. It's been weeks, weeks. It's been eternities since the Stryce brethren have been on the show and it's time today that they get their fucking asses up and work.

I know. Like they don't even know how important, how integral to the business they are. Yeah. And today's episode is going to have a million views. And literally all they have to do is sit there and look pretty. Literally. Just like us. Just like us.

It's not as easy as people think it is. No. And everyone just wants to hear from us, you know? I know. We can't just sit here and look pretty. I mean, we could and it would be good. It would gorgeous but it wouldn't be great no no no no well it's great because it's Wednesday and we've got stories we've also got dear toasters you know some conundrums to help the girlies through um we're together yeah we're alive yeah what else is going

right for us today you got a new couch I got a new couch this morning it was just delivered I'm so excited to like go downstairs and really tinker with it and make it my own. Live with it. Pillows. Get it all decorated. My living room is now coming together. Most of the pieces have arrived, but I need to like move my TV over and then play some more things.

So I'm really excited about this journey. Big things happening. You chose a big week to come. I'm a big girl, so it's only right. Ain't that the truth okay watch your mouth when you talk to me like that okay sorry I was just like backing up everything that you say no Jackie's like kind of on one this morning like she told me she's like my outfit like I went into Claudia's room and she was already complaining about her outfit

no I just said like you know my capsule wardrobe here is not doing what it needs to be doing because I honestly am spending way more time here than I thought I ever would I thought I just like needed the bare minimum like no I need a full look a full wardrobe like we've big plans this weekend I'm gonna have to borrow something from you or Olivia like my my capsule collection it's not cutting it yeah so I just like didn't disagree with her she was like yeah you look like trash that's really what you said you look like trash you just said like you're giving trashy vibes that's literally not what I said I'm not gonna repeat what I said because it was worse not it was not but some things can be meant for the private no she just like entered and was like

wow you're so ugly that's what she said I would no I'm kidding I'm kidding I can't with the fucking blasphemy the fallacies coming out of your mouth she didn't say that she just said you look wow you're putting the turd in la turdia that's what you said yeah that is what i said let's get real i'm so like living for our la turdia mcclardia era the way this nickname has caught on i know i don't stop talking about it but literally every message i get is la turd la tururd. And I hope we never exit this era. Like the thing with you is like your nicknames are always in and out of eras.

Fickle and fleeting. Like some things have lasted and stood the test of time. That's true. Like counselor smidge. Yeah. You know, but you didn't see that one coming. No, none of us did. Years and years.

I hope Laturdia is here to stay, but you never know. You can't control. You don't know where she'll go from here. And that's the thing about Laturdia. She's so mysterious. But I will take your request and I will file it away and I'll let that influence my next decision. I will. And I also feel like every time we podcast together, like the next day on the podcast, I say something to this effect, but I have to say it again I'm not okay yesterday was the hardest day of my life every time we podcast together here yeah because you know taking care of Harry but yesterday Olivia was just so busy she had her hands tied she said can I drop she had her hands full and she said

can I drop Michaela off and I said of course like I thought you know we would lay in bed like this that's the thing about Michaela she loves to lay in bed and watch tv she's like my soul sister but I got like Mikaela on crack yesterday she had just woken up from her nap and I had to watch her laying in bed she was done with laying in bed and Olivia said you know you could do whatever you want with her but she can't jump around because she got her adenoid surgery so like her ears are very sensitive she can't jump around I'm like great I'm not looking to jump around anyways. What did Michaela want to do? Jump the fuck around. She wanted to go outside.

She wanted to jump on the bed. Like I needed this bitch to sit down. I was so tired. I, it was like, I had worked a full day and now I had to work Michaela hours. When her parents came to pick her up and have dinner with us, like they couldn't leave fast enough. Like I needed everyone to go to sleep. I needed to lay in bed.

I was not okay. Like, and I like and I understand that being like a stay-at-home mom is such a privilege when I tell you it's horrendous like I never want to do it would you rather be a stay-at-home mom or assemble chairs on the beach shit okay so for some backstory since I feel like I haven't said this in a while, people always ask, it's like a dinner party question, what's the job you would least likely want to have and everyone's like shovel shit at the elephant circus. Shovel elephant shit at the circus.

Mine is 100%. I would not want to be like a cabana boy on the beach who sets up chairs and umbrellas in the sun. It's too much physical labor. I hate being outside and it's so hot. All of my least favorite things. It's so hard walking's not just like you could sooner do it at the pool of course there's something the tension on the beach walking on the beach is so hard yeah plus like carrying everything setting it up that job is the amalgamation of everything I hate like being

physical being hot being outside um so would I rather do that or to me like a lot of the elements of being a stay-at-home mom mirror that of being a cabana boy it's kind of like the same physical vibe yeah I think I'd still rather be a stay-at-home mom because I get to be inside at home no yeah and there's air conditioning yeah but it's a really good question yeah drop a comment you guys what's the job you would least likely want to have yeah and I feel like people don't think it through because everyone's always like garbage man it's like really the garbage truck has air conditioning no and like the benefits and the pay yeah you are severely well taken care of you work for the city you have great health insurance you have an aux cord like what's bad you meet lovely people i think for me and this

is really specific to me and it should be the answer should be this is other people's like job and it's like not a bad it's a great job but for my skill set and my weaknesses the thing that I would be the worst at that would like just drain me would be being a real estate broker and going around and and talking all day and like wearing heels and like meeting new people all day and like like just no not person I'm personable but like no like you have to give your social battery small talk all day long yeah no that's for me that's not a job I could see you doing no and like if I showed you the apartment like here you go take a look you know it is what it is like I'm not gonna change your mind look around. I know the sub-zero fridge and all the details.

Like, I couldn't. I feel like I could do it. I feel like real estate agency is like a performance of sorts. Yes, that's true. Like, I could dazzle. Yeah, you could. You could. I think I could do that.

I don't know if I would enjoy it. I think it's a lot of time I'm on my healed feet. In the heels. The heels. It's not fair. Like, when I see those uh selling sunset girlies I'm like you have my utmost respect yeah but I think I could do it and I'm also like another thing that is not my skill is like sales I don't think I would be good in sales like trying

to convince someone to buy something like I'm very like if you like it you should get it no and if you don't need it you probably shouldn't no and I think also part of being a real estate agent is like you know know, relying on personal and social connections. Like, oh, do you need a house? Let me sell you this. Or, oh, I just saw this great property. You might be interested in it.

And like for me, mixing work and like my friends kill me. Like seriously, take me out and shoot me. Yeah. I hate to be like, to even like seem like I'm trying to like gain something from a friendship, you know? Yeah. I hate that. Yeah.

No, you have to be able to like work your network. Yeah. Your network is your net worth. Yeah. For me. No. No. But I'm curious, you guys, um, drop a comment.

What would be the job, any job in the world that you would not want to have? Yeah. Cause it's so random. Yeah. It's just based on like what your weaknesses are and what your strengths are. Right. And I just feel like those cliched answers, like once you start thinking about them,

they're not that bad. Like even shoveling shit at the circus. Okay. Like the shit part isn't great, but the circus is a family. Did you see the greatest showman? Literally. And there's entertainment.

Like I'm sure you get after hours tickets and like, I'm sure you get free popcorn. Travel. You see the world. Yeah. It doesn't sound that bad. No, it doesn't.

So I'm just curious what other people's like death jobs are, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I'll keep thinking about it. And I'm sure other people's are like jobs that I would actually really like. I'm sure for some people, like they could never be a teacher. They could not be around like kids. I would love to be a teacher.

I think I would be a really good teacher. You know what? You always used to say that. And I was like, yeah, sure. Whatever. And now seeing you as a mom, like you're such like not the type of mom I thought you were gonna be like you're not that I thought you were gonna be a bad mom like but you're like above and beyond like the best mom ever and so I actually could see you

even like with Kayla like you bring the same energy to Harry that you bring to Kayla like you don't like treat Harry better because he's like technically yours like you really love kids yeah I do I do and I didn't see that honestly And I didn't see that honestly. Like I didn't, you used to say like, I want to be a teacher. I'm like, okay, pray for the kids. Like, like, no, I didn't see it at all. Yeah. But I see it now. Yeah. So everyone always asks, like if you weren't a podcaster, what would you do? And unfortunately I think I would like probably still be in some sort of like social media marketing and not know how to break out of it. But what I should have been doing is being a teacher, even if I was just like a substitute teacher. Substitutes are the best. Yeah. Bad teacher. Holly Holiday from Glee. Yeah. I think if I wasn't doing this, I always say like I would

be a veterinarian for literally never a veterinarian for one. Like I would be a private client concierge vet only to Theo's needs. Study medicine so that you could cure him. A hundred percent. I don't know. I really don't know what I would do. Like I know that I would probably just like you have a job like in marketing or media

because that's like what I studied in college. That's like what we know but that's not what we should be doing. No. I should be a pop star like for real.

Yeah. That's my dream job. That's technically what you're doing now. Like not really. As close to it as you can make yourself get. I always say like when I am, you know, about to go on stage at Madison Square Garden, like

I'm so honored and humbled to be there, but like I wish it was for singing. Like I, and I love doing comedy. Okay. What if like whenever you get your biggest venue, whatever that's going to be next, like it's going to be for your tour. But what if you just like came out. As a backup dancer. No.

And like, yeah, just did a concert. I think. I think everyone would be really understanding. I think at first they would be confused. And then like once they saw the talent and the passion, they would get on board. They would be understanding. Like, OK, we know McLaren. She's living her dream.

Like, we love that for her. We'll take this L for her. Yeah. I think we'll catch the special online. Yeah. I think they'd be understanding, too. Yeah. Think about it.

But that is like my absolute dream. Cause people are always like, you must be living your dream. And I totally am. But like, I do feel like part of me is like missing out. Like on, I,

all I ever wanted to be was a pop star. I feel like maybe you should work it into every set, like an intermission or something where you just get to live out your dream for a few minutes. Or like, I'll end the show. Cause I want it to be like, I want the show to be perfect.

And then I'll be like, I'll come back and be like, by the way, you guys can leave. But like I'm going to do another 30 minutes just singing. But this is not mandatory. Feel free to leave. Feel free to go get a drink. I think they'll stay. I think they'll stay too. Maybe not the husbands.

But they need to drive home. So true. They'll wait outside. They'll wait in the car. Yeah. Listen to the toast. Literally. So we've got a great show today.

I don't have anything really else oh i'm watching jenny and georgia and you know people are like begging me to recap it they're like i saw one comment yeah i did begging like pleading claudia please i'm only on like episode four or five and like it's not really like a substantial show that you can recap like where you can have intellectual conversations about it it is so, but it's like incredible. I love Georgia. I can't with Jenny. I think that's the point. Like she's like this angsty teen who's just being so dumb. Like, and Georgia's like this, you know, teen mom who like, you know, hustles hard. And I just, I love Georgia. And I just want Jenny to be nice to her mom. I just,

it's basically a TV show about like a kid who's mean to their mom. And I, I feel like I saw enough of that growing up. I hate people who are rude to their parents and it's definitely triggering me. Hmm. Yeah. But I do think you would like it. That's what Olivia said. Olivia watches it too.

I think you would like it. I don't know if, if I have it in me to give it a chance. So, you know, for you, like whenever you see that guy, what's his name? Richard from The Bull Type. Yeah. That actor. You know, when you see him in like a Hallmark movie or a TV show, like, you know, it's going to be your type of show.

Yeah. I realized last night I have one of those. Who? The character who plays Jason Street in Friday Night Lights. Yeah. He's in Heart of Dixie. He's also the mayor in this show. I know if he's in a show or a movie, I'm going to like it.

Yeah, that's good. And it's so funny. I don't know why. Like, I have this, like, weird connection to him. Like, maybe because I was really moved by his story when I saw him in Friday Night Lights as a young girl. But whenever I'm reading a book, I always find a character who I imagine as him. He was in something else recently.

Like, something real. Also, the fuck is his name? Yeah, I'm on my Jason Street actor. His name is Scott Porter. Oh, that sounds right. And he is in everything. Part of Dixie, Friday Night Lights, Ginny in Georgia. But there's something else. Oh, he was in Why Women Kill. We loved that show. I did love that show. Who was he? Who was he? Season one or two.

That is so weird. I loved that show. Hold on. Let me think. There was like a couple in the 50s. And then Lucy Liu. And then like the modern day couple. It must have been a different season

because I didn't finish season two. It might have been season two, which was really terrible. I didn't finish it. It was really, really bad. Let me have been a different season because I didn't finish season two. It might have been season two, which was really terrible. I didn't finish it. It was really, really bad. Let me look for a picture. Oh, oh. Let me see.

He was married to that girl from America's Next Top Model and they murdered him. Spoiler alert. Remember her? Oh, he was the abusive. Yeah. My bad husband. He was very good in that. That was kind of like a departure for him.

It was like a serious role. Yeah. Because he's only like, he must have like an agent who specializes in trash whatever that agency is where you need to get a job there to get signed that's your dream job that's my dream job is to like be in like hallmark sappy except like again know thyself and your skill set like i would not be good as an actor as an actress what do you mean I'm not a good actress really yeah don't say that I hate to say it and I know that the craft doesn't require much it doesn't but I'm not good I think I could be like an incredible actress I think you could too because

you're very dramatic like I'm not a good actress and I'm comfortable saying that no but I feel like you like you and I will go somewhere and we'll like be with people or whatever and we'll get in the car and I'll be like I fucking hated that and you'll be like really what like I thought you were having a good time like I think I'm a good actor like in everyday life yeah like Ben is always like we'll get in the car and be like fuck like let's get home he's like I thought you were having a good time yeah that like even my own family believes me yeah no I think I've got the skill set for it I just I feel like I could I think I can act like in everyday life you know when I need to behave uh but when it's intentional and like dramatic like I have nothing to give I mean actors are just they're just liars yeah and I'm

not a liar no I am I lied to you yesterday you did I asked her if she she was getting in my bed like while I was out she just wanted to like relax in my bed because her room was occupied and I asked it just was like did you shower last night she was like no I was like oh but you bathed and she was like yeah I wasn't expecting the follow-up question at first I was gonna tell the truth you were like did you shower I was like no like I wasn't even smelly or sweaty and like I was fine and Jackie was like I guess to Jackie that the concept sweaty and like I was fine and Jackie was like I guess to Jackie that the concept of me showering was so inconceivable she just assumed that I bathed because my room has a tub we're talking about how you were excited to take a bath that

night so Jackie was like oh so you bathed I was like oh yeah so I just went along with the lie and then I told her a few hours later that I lied I just after she had been in my bed and I'm not gonna lie like she was upset there no I just don't like that you lied to me I wasn't planning on lying but you kind of like cornered me with the with this follow-up question I did not like so what I didn't bathe like who cares I'm literally no one but you made it a big deal by lying about it right isn't that what you always say it's not the crime it's the cover-up That is what I always say. I really believe that too. I just felt like it was truly a harmless little white lie.

Yeah. Except like, and not in a negative way, but maybe it's just cause like you're a different person. When I got into my bed last night, like, Oh, shut up.

Seriously. Shut the fuck up. Your bed was fine. I laid on top of the covers in my clean pajamas. Like don't even start. Like if I was a detective, like I would have known someone else's in my bed that day. You're such a little scoundrel. Like don't even lie. Don't fucking start with me. Like, if I was a detective, like, I would have known someone else was in my bed that day. You're such a little scoundrel.

Like, don't even lie to me like that. Don't. I literally, I did have the thought in my head. It's not, this isn't a lie. That it might have just been, like, you know, self-fulfilling. You were just saying that two minutes ago that you don't lie. So don't start now. I don't.

That's how you know. Don't fucking start now. You're such a liar. I literally had the thought when I put my head to my pillow. I was like, someone else was in here today. Wow, I guess there's two liars on set today. Bryce and Trice. Bryce and Trice.

These boys lie through their teeth. Oh, mom, I didn't have dinner yet. Yeah. To dinner, Bryce. Actually, you know, Bryce did yesterday kind of chug my Diet Coke. Was he up all night with the Zoomies? I couldn't believe he drank my soda. He was up all night tending to his mother because I had a migraine and he was like mama can i get you a cold compress mama do you want your eye massager i was like yes bryce please and mama um runo lives in the 1930s yeah my whole

household does we have my mom papa totally mama papa i have papa oh yeah not papa yeah you have pop it's funny how like intonation is everything you know it really is um so let's get to it because we kind of got a big show lots of stories some drums and then dear toasters which i'm excited about so without further a do to do to do about the strudel do to do's here are the past five stories that you need to know and i'm so excited because we have a brand new sponsor today one that's very near and dear to our labias. It is European wax center sponsoring today's episode. Break away from the winter blues with a wax from the experts.

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on Wednesday. Beyonce will kick off the US leg on July 12th in Philadelphia with subsequent stops in cities including Chicago, New York City, Boston, Atlanta, Miami, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Houston, and New Orleans, among others. So this is very exciting. I think it's been a while since Beyonce has been on tour

and now she's doing it. There's a lot of world tours going on. I feel like there are a lot of world tours going on and I wonder if they have to like navigate around each other. Like do you think Beyonce like waited a little bit because it's summer 2023. It's like kind of when Taylor starts. Like do you think she had to like not accommodate but like you know she didn't want to do it too close to Taylor and like have to compete. To be honest. No, no, I don't. What about Madonna? No different demographic. Yeah. Yeah. I also, I like that. I like this timeframe that she announced. Like it's, it's not February and we can get excited for summer 23. Like that's a good amount of leeway.

I also think like only really Beyonce could do that because you have to know for sure like stadiums like most people who play stadiums they don't sell out immediately like a couple people do but you need like a decent amount of time to lead up to the shows in order to sell like 90% of the seats out but I feel like Beyonce is like one of the only people who could do it like literally four months before yeah it's like not that long but Taylor sold out everything right because you guys couldn't get tickets yeah Taylor's like a Beyonce as well yes yes yes yeah because we couldn't get tickets yet we're bad yeah so what's going on with your tickets um I just can't explain like how relaxed I am that's so good like I have no tickets I have no prospects I'm 27 I have no money and no prospects

but I just know I'm gonna be there yeah I can't like explain how I'm not concerned I'm not concerned for you like I'm so calm to be there I'm feeling very calm you are a beacon of calmness calmness is my superpower that is not true that is a lie a lie a big lie I would say what's your superpower probably like my looks yeah no actually what's my superpower my Probably like my looks. Yeah. No, actually, what's my superpower? My personality. Like that's so something an ugly person would say, but like it is like it is. I'm sorry. I think people like, you know, sometimes think they might not like me or like, you know,

and then like you can turn them. I really like with your powers. I'm a dazzler. I really am. Yeah. And I just happen to be beautiful, which is so unfair. But no, that's definitely what's on the inside. That counts. dazzler I really am yeah and I just happen to be beautiful which is so unfair but um no that's definitely it's what's on the inside that counts another thing that you would say to

an ugly person wow I'm just feeling like really gorgeous today um no by personality what would you say is your superpower oh there's so many I would say actually calmness yeah I would say calmness is among like you're so level-headed. Like you never get like hasty, you know, like what do they say about decisions and haste? Like you've never made one of those. I make one once a day. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I would say my calmness and just like my level-headedness. That was a good word. Yeah. So Beyonce's going on tour. I feel like everyone's going to be going to like so many concerts this summer. That's so fun. I love that for us.

Yeah. And I do think normally we would not be experiencing a Taylor tour and a Beyonce tour in the same few months. But we have years to make up for. Right. Years were taken off of our lives and they must be added back. Quite literally. Quite literally.

Speaking of concerts, there's also been some buzz that Harry Styles got a really big offer to do a Vegas residency. Oh my God. I mean, that's a great idea. He'll be amazing. And he's so Vegas, but so Vegas, like take a break. I know. I do think conceptually it's like a good idea for him and his brand, especially cause he kind of like does residencies. Yeah. He does like a couple of weeks in New York, a couple of weeks in LA. Um, but my God, yeah, he did like take like a

month off and now he's back at the forum, but it's not even about taking time off. It's about like scheduling your schedule to be humane. Yeah. No, I agree. Like with days off in between. I know. It's like sad. He needs to calm down. Yeah.

But I do think he would probably put on like an amazing show. I think I would go see that. Yeah. I could go for a trip to Vegas. Me too. We need to see Adele. And we need to see Carrie Underwood. Oh, when does she start?

She's on, right? Because Rach went. Oh, did she? Yeah. That would be a good one too. The country women do a good Vegas residency. I think Miranda Lambert just wrapped one up too. They're like, it's so Vegas also.

It's like diamond and denims, you know? It must be fun to live in Vegas. And like you have every concert that you could just go to. Yeah. I thought you were going to say it must be fun for like Carrie Underwood to live in Vegas for a few months. And I actually don't think it is. No.

And I don't think that they do. No. Yeah. That's not what I was going to say. Like Adele's is on the weekends. I think she probably goes back to LA on Monday morning. Yeah. I really do want to see Adele.

What's crazy is like the ticket prices have not come down. It looks amazing. It looks amazing. She looks amazing. Every video I see, like I watch the whole thing and I'm glad that I did. Me too. I do want to say it doesn't look like the production is so wild. They couldn't have gotten it right the first time.

But I've moved on from that. I'm just still like a little suspicious. And I really do want to see it. Like especially when she goes into the audience. I'm like a little annoyed. Not that I have any plans to go. I'm annoyed like when she goes into the audience, which is like kind of like the worst part of a concert.

Like everyone has to turn around. Like you can't even see the person. It's during my favorite song. She goes in when we were young. Yeah. Not to complain about a show. I probably won't say. Yeah.

Maybe you should tell her. No, maybe she'll hear this. Anyways, Beyonce, I'm excited for everyone who's going to go. But I feel like it's not enough shows. And there's going to be like a calamity trying to get tickets. Well, we'll have to see how Ticketmaster handles, you know, they had their hearing. Yeah. And it was like all the politicians at first, I thought it was funny.

And like, no, I, not for one second. Did I think it was funny? No. Then I was like, okay, these people are like trying to be viral. This is like giving cringe. Like the second before, like everyone said, like all these people in Congress were like talking to Ticketmaster and like then speaking in Taylor Swift lyrics. And it was like, obviously one person did it.

And then the next person and the next person. And it was like, obviously one person did it. And then the next person and the next person. And it was so cringe. It would look at their notes and be like, Ticketmaster, you're a nightmare. Dressed like a daydream. Ticketmaster, now we have bad blood. Ticketmaster, you should say to yourself, it's me. Hi, I'm the problem.

It's me. Like cringe beyond. It was cringe beyond. beyond yeah at first i was here for it and then like the long the more the more people i saw doing it and each one got worse and worse i thought this is what's wrong with our country and why you know eggs are eight dollars this is what's wrong with our country never just like forget how to drink and you're suddenly soaked are you so i'm covered in pellagroin because you didn't put your mouth on it i didn't no oh my god it's everywhere are you ready for our next story i took that shower you finally wanted me to take are you ready for our next story yeah tom brady says he's retiring for good after 23 seasons in

an emotional video so tom baby brady put out a video this morning saying give him a chance to make fun of himself yeah he said i'm retiring for good i know the process was a pretty big deal last time so when i woke up this morning i figured i'd just press record and let you guys know first he said press record he oh yeah he did say press record it won't be long they just spelled it wrong on people magazine classic it won't be long-winded you only get one super emotional retirement essay and i used mine up last year so i really thank you guys so much he said to every single one of you for supporting me my family my friends my teammates my competitors i could go on forever there's too many thank you guys for allowing me to live my absolute dream i wouldn't change a thing. Love you all. Well, you should change a thing.

I just feel like that last line is a little bit of a lie. Yeah. Not even because that he like didn't do great this season. He lost his family. He lost his, like, you know, if he had just retired when he said that he would, he would still be married to Giselle according to sources. Like, whatever.

Like, it's crazy how like he is the goat and like I feel like nobody cares like it's so it's almost played out at this point like sure Tom at least he knows he's not trying to like make a meal of it he's just like no it was a self-aware statement and for that we're extremely grateful because like we're all looking at him side eye though this time I was a little bummed because there were rumors he might be going to the 49ers and they actually could really use him and he could use them like I guess they need a strong qb they have everything I do think his time is up they have everything else really strong I know and he's from the bay area well that's true um I do wonder like what's on his mind like is he I could I could see like everything we have heard about like the whole Giselle

thing being a lie, but like, if it's true, this has to be a person like living with deep regret. Yes. But like, I think that it, it's more than just like one decision for him to go back to football that would like end his very long marriage, you know? Cause if they were otherwise so happy. Yeah. There has to be something else.

Then they would have made it work. So I just, I think it was, they were at the end of their road and that was the last straw but if it wasn't that there would have been a different straw are you at the end of your road or the end of your rope I think you could be at both I think it's at the end of I mean you could be I feel like end of your rope is a little like morbid like giving like suicidal vibes yeah that's the vibe i'm getting rope is definitely so i i'm gonna change it to road did you see kylie wearing that necklace yeah that was a news that was fucking weird yeah i'm all about like you know making a statement with your art but like it's fucking weird yeah fashion is just getting like kind of weirder and weirder darker

and more twisted more twisted and i just think further away from like what regular people want to wear yeah totally so um for that reason i'll stay in my sweatshirt yeah for that reason i'll stay in this outfit that you didn't like that's not what i said you didn't like it first that's not what i said i didn't say i don't like it um i'm happy for tom you know i hope he enjoys his retirement whatever he does his businesses gets into sport casting but I have like so many like I'm curious you know like about what he's really feeling at this time because I could see a world in which like he kind of like looked like depressed in that video

and I don't know if it was just because like you know he's ending his career or because like he kind of went out like a loser like I'm retiring never mind yeah but like, you know, he's ending his career or because like he kind of went out like a loser. Like I'm retiring. Never mind. Yeah. But like you have to remember, he's not a loser. Like if he's ever feeling that way, he can look at his six Super Bowl rings and feel better. Yeah.

So did he win a Super Bowl? Since he retired? Since leaving the Patriots? Yeah. I think the Bucs won. Won once. And then he retired. I don't know. I feel like he retired before he went to the Bucs. Me too. I think he won with

the Patriots, retired, came back, won with the Bucs and then lost twice or once. Once, twice. Yeah. Okay. So it's not like that loser, but it's not great. Yeah. are you ready for our next story which is really kind of crazy kind of crazy so nicola peltz's snippy text blasting her wedding planners mistakes have been shown in a lawsuit yes because nicola's dad is suing this wedding planning duo for not giving back a deposit that he deposited even though they didn't wind up working with them so according to the daily mail uh nicola's father filed a lawsuit against wedding planners Nicole Bragan and Ariana Giralba for refusing to give back the $159,000 deposit he gave them.

In the lawsuit, he's claiming that he and his wife hired them in March 2022 through their firm Plan Design Events. After parting ways with their first wedding planner, the Pelts has hired the duo six weeks before the star-studded nuptials were to take place however after only nine days on the job the duo decided not to move forward with nicola and brooklyn because they could not handle the couple's guest list which included more than 500 people uh per the daily mail the lawsuit reads the celebrity of the wedding couple combined with the anticipated attendance of many high-profile guests required that the wedding planner have the expertise and staffing to plan, coordinate and execute a wedding event of the expected caliber and complexity.

Yeah, like not just any old wedding planner could execute this. I heard that this was like they're there. They went through like three or four people till they found the right one. This being one of them. Yeah, this was number two. And the lawsuit is because they didn't get their deposit back. But the lawsuit included some text messages that Nicola had allegedly sent the wedding planners in the lawsuit,

including one where the actress said she was, quote, tired of fixing their mistakes after they said Lewis Hamilton RSVP'd yes, although he told the couple he could not attend the wedding. So she texted them, Lewis Hamilton did not RSVP, so explain why his name's on the list please she said we spoke to him he can't come so explain why you said he rsvp'd yes the wedding planner said she tried to explain that she needed more time to get familiar with the app that the virtual

guest list was on she said i need time to do this i'm going to take a moment to learn the app and send you the information i hate looking like a fool but i hate the most not giving you what you need asap i will be back soon. Nicola, who was seemingly upset, allegedly replied, that's not true. He didn't RSVP at all. Nicola's dad also claimed in the lawsuit that the wedding planners had a drinking problem. And because they sent a text to Nicola saying that one of them said going for a tequila before her headache was about to explode. To which Niccolo replied, yes, queen. So I guess like that's okay.

That's dramatic, Mr. Peltz. Yeah. So he's also report suing for the legal fees. I don't know. It kind of sounds like they were pretty far into the planning process with these planners because they were accepting RSVPs. So they deserve to be paid for something. Yeah, but to be paid versus like the deposit.

Yeah, I don't know what this money is like specifically for. I've never heard of a wedding planner taking a deposit. They get a fee. Yeah, I don't know. And then they wound up hiring a different wedding planner with how much time to spare. Like this was already six weeks out. Like how many weeks did they work for them? week two weeks no it has I feel like they probably

worked with them for a decent amount of time if they were already in the collecting RSVP stage that's that's six to eight weeks no but they hired them at six weeks out they had a different wedding planner before oh you know that for sure yeah that's okay oh so oh they hired them with six weeks till the wedding got it okay so no and then they didn't go with them and there's a different wedding planner that's fucking crazy by the way I thought all of this was like you know one year out starting to plan going through a few planners and then ending with one not changing planners six weeks before that's crazy yeah and I don't know I don't really under maybe this is like a mega mega rich person thing but I never heard of a planner taking a deposit yeah so that's why he wants his money back yeah so I wonder I wonder who's like gonna win like who's entitled to the money her dad is like a billionaire businessman

I don't think it's like a bad look no I don't think he would go for a lawsuit that wasn't a win for him right um because it is a bad bad look if the law isn't on his side. Yeah, that's true. Like going after a small. And if it's not like crystal fucking clear. Yeah, that's true. It's just like so awkward like having your text messages being leaked.

So awkward. I actually don't think that they're that bad considering like what we've heard about her. It could have been worse. But also the dad put hers in. So like maybe there were others. Maybe like they'll add them. But I'm sorry, that's like so dramatic.

She's just like a little snippy about Lewis Hamilton. Like, why is he on here? He told us he wasn't coming. No, but like so dramatic to like submit a text message where she says she needs a drink because it was like a stressful day. She has a drinking problem. Calm down. But like at least we could see Nicola was nice when she was back.

Yes, queen. Yeah. Because I could see Nicola being like such a bitch. So scary. Like she's like just think. How do you not? Especially as a bride six weeks before her wedding. think how do you not as a bride right before her wedding like how do you not like when you grow up like her family people don't I don't even think

understand like they're like the top one percent of the one percent like they're like next level rich she's so gorgeous she's in Hollywood like how could you not be like a fucking cunt I just don't know how you couldn't not be like the most nasty bitch alive I mean there's a way where you're just like so grateful for your bountiful blessings I can tell you it wouldn't be me Like if I was so perfect and like literally came from like billionaire billionaire billionaire family Became like a starlet was perfect looking like you could not catch me being nice to a single human being Like you I wouldn't even pretend I know you You wouldn't even look at me

Well actually if you're so my sister that means you're also like a billionaire I think she loves her little sis Okay Is she always posting her sis? I wouldn't even pretend I know you. You wouldn't even look at me. Well, actually, if you're still my sister, that means you're also like a billionaire. I think she loves her little sis. Okay. Is she always posting her sis? I don't know. I feel like she is. Like I just, it's so important to know thyself. Yeah.

And I just know I would be worse than Nicola. Like I just know it. Yeah, especially six weeks out, she's having wedding drama. I should have called Birch. Like they would. Josh would never. it's so interesting like really maybe a wedding of this magnitude happens like in this country like three times a year who is like because this is bigger than like Kardashian even I feel like who's the Mindy Weiss Mindy Weiss like I feel like someone bigger

like who's bigger than Mindy Weiss? I don't know, but it happens. It exists. All the time, every day. But I'm just like, who is it? Not every day. Who is it? I don't know. It's anyone's job for the taking.

Speaking of. Gertie, they should have hired Gertie. She's in Miami. I don't think so. So random, I don't know what just reminded me of this, but yesterday we were talking about how like Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry, I mean, Miranda Kerr and Katy Perry were at that event together. So Miranda Kerr posted a TikTok.

I saw. It was so cute of her like dancing with Katy Perry and being like, when you love your son's stepmom so much, like obsessed. Obsessed. I love that. I feel like a lot of people didn't even realize that like there was a kid. Yeah. They're like kind of,

they're like really private actually with their kids, like as they should be. And now I think I'm like becoming obsessed. Like I need to see, I need to see more step co-parenting content. Yeah. They should do an episode of like a podcast blended. Yeah.

They should, they should start a blended podcast where they like bring on parents who are having a hard time co-parenting and they just kind of ameliorate the situation immediately yeah which actually is a great segue into our next story because they could become the new dr phil with that oh and is it the new story that they could become the new dr phil with that that's brought to you by kitsch is there coincidence like is that is that the one that's the one all right you guys today's episode is brought to you by kitsch 2023 is the year of good we're're feeling good. We're doing good. And we're being good to ourselves. Kitsch makes feeling good, simple with luxurious game-changing essentials that beauty enthusiasts

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He said, I'm moving on from daytime. The long-running daytime talk show hosted by Dr. Phil McGraw will wrap after its current 2022 to 2023 season, which is its 21st. Dr. Phil is ending his time with the show after signing his most recent contract with CBS Media Ventures, which was good for five years in 2018. The syndication company is expected to give networks the option to run previously taped episodes for the forthcoming 2023 to 24 season. He said in a statement to People, I have been blessed with over 25 wonderful years in daytime television. With this show,

we have helped thousands of guests and millions of viewers through everything from addiction and marriage to mental wellness and raising children. This has been an incredible chapter of my life and career, but while I'm moving on from daytime, there is so much more I wish to do. CBS Media Ventures said that Dr. Phil will soon share details on a strategic primetime partnership

that will help him increase his impact on television and viewers. I feel like this timing is really good because it's only a matter of time before Dr. Phil gets canceled. Like there was like a small movement led by Danielle Bregoli a few years ago. And like it had a little bit of traction because I think a lot of the facilities that his production company would like send troubled teens to was like, are some of those problematic places like Provo Canyon that Paris Hilton went to. Um, and you? He's gotten through 25 years relatively unscathed. And I think in order to protect his legacy, this is the absolute best thing that he should

do. It's literally, it's a ticking time bomb. Yeah. I don't know if the culture can handle Dr. Phil for much longer. No, because Dr. Phil's very much like the tough love. Yeah. And he, like what I think what a lot of what he used to do, like would not fly today. No, no.

So unless he wants to and i don't think that he should change no his way or his format but you know the world has changed yeah no his time is up his time is up it's also worth noting that daytime television is changing like wendy williams show ellen degeneres doctor oz the real like they're all going i think that this is an inflection point for daytime um will it change beyond recognition where it's to the point where like there are really none of those shows or it's like we're just doing Kelly and Drew and like you know J-Hud these types of really light bright shows that are like yeah not gonna solve the world's problems right no you're right we're

definitely moving in that direction like it's more of like the Ellen vibe than the Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, like kind of scary. I feel like sometimes that content's like fear mongering, like what's in your morning cereal cancer, you know,

like, and like, um, Dr. Drew, like things like that. The doctors that show. What about Jerry Springer?

Like, right. He must be like quaking. Maury's ending, right? Yeah. Steve Wilkos. I think we're,

I think like our kids will not be watching, you know, when they're homesick from school. They'll be watching Kelly Clarkson. And you know what? They'll be better off for it. Yeah, no, they could have, I feel like when you're homesick from school and then you're watching like,

you know, Jerry Springer and you see like someone in dire straits, it's like, you know what? I'll go to school tomorrow. It's true. We're scaring the kids straight while they're sick instead they'll be singing like sometimes in the middle of the night i can feel you again i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man you know you'll go in there was supposed to be sick and so they've got the karaoke machine out love that for them sorry the kelly oaky machine kelly oaky um but now it's like what's next for

dr phil and it says he's obviously working on some big probably more like um high level like production or development thing with cbs and i really feel like he should give his time slot to morgan stewart yeah like he should make his next phase in life like making Morgan Stewart the next Dr. Phil but like of her genre yeah he must see the talent that's you know the mother of his grandchildren you know his daughter-in-law he must see it they should also show together and like maybe like she could bring me that be that foil where it's like Phil we don't see yeah yeah yeah yeah no I love that format it's like and it would be bringing like old and young generations together. I'd be watching.

In a second, on a dime, I would be watching that. It's something to think about. He has a podcast that's really popular. He does like more mental health stuff. I don't think this is less of Dr. Phil, but I do think in this kind of antiquated format, it's not, it's not going to make the, it's not going to cut it anymore. Yeah. But I feel

he has so many like fans and I don't think that's why he's really leaving. Like I just do think that daytime is changing, you know, and he's probably over it. Like doing the same thing every day for 25 years. Yeah. It's a lot. He could, if he wanted to retire. Yeah. Oh, he's so rich. Yeah. He's fine. So we'll see what's next. Yeah. But the end of an era, truly. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story yeah britney spears is accusing melissa milano of bullying for questioning her well-being alissa milano alissa milano you said melissa milano i'm like the tiktoker melissa madrono literally no i didn't you literally said melissa but okay okay robust gaslight repeat you are you

you you roll the tapes. Good. Because we have them. Roll the tapes. Because we have them. Hopefully today's files don't mysteriously disappear. So Alyssa Milano tweeted, someone please go check on Britney Spears. You know, that's what people say these days.

Yeah. I just want to say, like, before I give my opinions, I'm definitely biased because I find Alyssa Milano to be like one of the most annoying bitches on the planet. Continue. And so Britney posted that to her Instagram story and said, it saddens me to see things about me from people who don't know me. This definitely feels like a form of bullying, bullying. Ladies, we are supposed to be rooting for one another, not pulling one another down. You know, I might have to listen to what I said. I think I might be with Alyssa Milano on this one because you know what like it's not bullying it must be tough for Britney to see that like Britney is not

okay we all know that I know but I feel like this is what we're we've always been saying it's like we you don't need to check on Britney like this is Britney right this is the Britney that we freed like and I think that the situation that she was in was extremely extreme. But at one point, like, she was, when, like, this all started because, like, I think that she's not, like, what you would consider, you know. Normal. Normal. Yeah. She has her quirks about her. And that doesn't mean that she has to live her life like a prisoner, though, so thus she is free.

Right. But, like, she's gonna, Brittany's gonna be Brittany. Brittany's gonna be a little weird. And she doesn't need anyone to has to live her life like a prisoner though. So thus she is free. Right. But like she's going to, Brittany's going to be Brittany. Brittany's going to be a little weird. And she doesn't need anyone to check in on her. No. Also, I just feel like Alyssa Milano should mind her own business. You know, like there's like things out there about like her husband, like just stop. Oh, I don't even know about that.

There's stuff out there. So just like, why don't you mind your own business? And like, you know, those in glass houses. She had said recently, Brittany, nope, I'm not having a breakdown. I am who I am and moving forward in my life. I've never felt better. That's literally what I think. She is I am who I am and moving forward in my life I've never felt better that's literally what I think she is who she is and she's moving forward in her life I know she is which is a person that like you you might not have thought that she was but she is or like I think like two things can be true like she can

be happy but also deeply unwell do you know what I mean yeah and she could be unwell but not need to be in a conservatorship on lithium like working every day not being able to accept her own money having an IUD placed in her when she wants kids not being able to marry her husband like she deserves her freedom yeah and just because she like dances in her living room it's not like what you would post on social media and and the thing is I don't even like look at any of it anymore because it is out there yeah and the girl is free and she deserves her freedom but it's not you know it's not the usual celebrity curated content well it's

also important to remember like not only is britney obviously going through stuff so her social media is weird she's also a 40 year old mom like she's chewy like that is also her aesthetic like i feel like people are always like because we expect you know like every celebrity no matter how old they are has like some you know 25 year old intern helping with their social that like it always comes off like cool like they know the trends but like Britney is literally 40 she's a mom of two like that is kind of the vibe for people that age like that's what they post maybe not the dancing but like the quote cards and like the weird captions yeah I feel like there was other stuff recently that was more concerning but it's like she's working through all of her newfound freedom

and she's doing it in front of everyone and that is her right like and it's gonna be raw human being and it's gonna be ugly and so i don't know that she needs to be checked on all the time i think being checked on is what got her into a situation that was really bad she's not hurting anyone it doesn't seem to be that she's hurting herself let the girl live and be fucking weird. Hacks. So I understood what she meant when she's like, like everyone can stop saying, and everyone thinks they're being so like helpful and magnanimous. Let's check on Britney, I'm worried about Britney.

Britney's too, she's so very happy. And that mentality, this just happened last week. Like we need to check on Britney. Like people like concerned fans, like call the cops and the cops show up at her house in the middle of the night and like it freaks her out so it's like we can be concerned but like there has to be a line please it's so important for everyone in the world who cares about Brittany to remember you don't know Brittany so just like don't call the cops

to her house like you don't this is still a stranger to you you don't really know none of us really know what's going on I mean don't know what she's really like yeah but hopefully she has a few good people around her who know what she is really like and and so know what to look out for if something is wrong yeah agreed um it's been so nice to have the boys back like theo's been such a fucking angel this whole time yes so was shry sand and now he wants to explore which is his right to do. His duty. He's going to explore his duty. That's for sure.

It's for damn sure. And that's our show. Oh, no, it's not. Sorry. It's not. I was wondering. You know me. I'm like, not OK today.

I mean, same. Let me pull up the Deer Toasters for you. So it's Wednesday, which means our advice segment, our favorite day of the week, is Deer Toasters. If you want to email us, get some advice from your favorite girlies, email deartoasters at gmail.com, and we will do our best to get your quandary on air. We've got some good submissions today. Are you ready? Ready. Hey, girlies. My husband brings me home a magnet after every work trip he goes on. It's cute and thoughtful, except he puts them on the fridge. I've tried to find another spot for them, but they always end up back on the fridge.

We're moving from our apartment into our first house soon, and the magnets just simply don't fit the aesthetic. What do I do? Should I lose them during the move? Much love. Well, sorry, she wrote her name. Oh my God, nobody ever writes their name. Much love, magnet girl. That is so interesting because it's so sweet, but I totally understand like we cannot be having a fridge full of magnets, but if they're not going to be on the fridge, like they're just going to sit in a drawer, which is also kind of sad. Like those are gifts from him. For me, like I am of Jackie and Ben, they both call me the sweeper. Like I'm constantly sweeping up, get throwing things out. Like I don't care if they have sentimental value. Like I hate clutter in my house.

I find myself like, you know, months later looking for stuff and being like, oh my God, I definitely tossed that in the sweep. So I'm just very much like, I don't care about your feelings. It's, you know, it's how the house looks over your feelings. Is it like a really sweet thing? Maybe you could put them in like a shoe box. No, or like put them in a drawer. And then when you need a magnet on the fridge, like for a grocery list, like take from the

magnet drawer, but we're not just going to have like magnets on the fridge that aren't serving a purpose. No. Yeah. That's like very like old retro. Like it's, it's tacky. Like it's not the vibe. You could be like going into the new home. Like I want purposeful magnets and they're not just going to sit on the fridge. Like if you want a grocery list or you're leaving me a note, like this is the magnet drawer. Do people still use magnets? Like our fridge is still magnetic. I feel like the new like vibe that was people still use magnets like our fridge is still magnetic I feel like the new like vibe that was people having like cabinets over their fridge so most people don't actually have magnetic fridges I think my fridge is magnetic but I don't have a

magnet right is that still a thing I guess like when you have kids and they start like coming home with like paintings and stuff you have the kids schedule on the fridge right it's no it's cute but like I feel like that's very like a 90s thing for magnets sake right no I mean I don't have children so like I certainly don't have a single magnet in my home purposeful magnets is where we're going in 2023 just like oh my god I was listening to this podcast they were talking about purposeful magnets yeah yeah and it really got me thinking like our magnets are not serving a purpose and until they do they should go in a drawer they're just kind of like cluttering but you did you see that story about Marie Kondo she's kind of like given up. Yeah, that was sad.

That was sad and like a real reflection of the state of the world. It made me sad to think of everybody who threw their stuff away and is now like, oh, I want it back. They got carried away. They got condoed away. But I still like her philosophy. Yeah, but if it doesn't spark joy, get rid of it. But I don't know. I feel like this might be a hard sell now that like Marie Kondo is bowed out.

But maybe we need a new Marie Kondo called The Sweeper. New show idea. I am the fucking sweeper. Claudia Aschere is The Sweeper. Your superpower is sweeping. It really is but that's why my studio remains completely organized and clutter-free. My house you will not find a single thing I don't actually need and it's it's one of the great joys of my life sweeping. I love it I I swept your house last night when everyone's still eating dinner it's fun to sweep when it's just like the kids toys because they just like all go back in the bin it's like and it it goes from being like so messy to so clean so quickly to clean when it's like yeah and you're also really good you have like bins for

Bruno's toys bins for Harry's toys like it's easy to sweep your house yeah I just felt like it was like really messy and like Zach was gonna come home like it's not nice you know oh thanks I mean it's that's a fun mess that's not like really messy and like Zach was going to come home. Like, it's not nice, you know? Oh, thanks. I mean, it's, that's a fun mess. That's not like really messy. That's not like dishes in the sink. No, I also like to be a good house guest. So it's not like, oh, Claudia's coming. Like Ben's tone hell.

Ben's tone hell. Did we ever tell that story? I don't think that we did. I work so hard when I stay at Jackie's house to be a good house guest. Like, so that it's not like, oh, Claudia's coming. So like, I know you'll never feel that way, but like, I don't want Zach to be like, oh, so much work. Claudia's coming. So I know you'll never feel that way but like I don't want Zach to be like oh so much work Claudia's coming so I always you know I never leave a dish I when I leave I you know make the bed every morning I leave that the room nice I

take my trash out and I do it for me and Ben yeah but they stayed here in December and when we were cleaning out the room because we were turning it over for the next guest we found Ben's toenail on the nightstand like you know when like your big toe like like just the whole thing comes off right not like the whole nail the whole like extension like yeah yeah the whole like tip and so he must have ripped it off and left it on the nightstand because he must have been impressed like with his big big toenail I actually I remember him ripping it off and showing it to me oh really yeah it never occurred to me he would leave it there. Then he left it there and Zach found it. I feel like if I had found it,

like I would have concealed it and just told you, but Zach was horrified. It's so disgusting. And it's like all the work that I do to like leave a good impression for my family and Ben destroys it with a two inch nail. And so I called Ben, oh my God, and you told me to scare him.

So I left him like a really scary voicemail, like, hey Ben, we need to talk, like please call me back. And when he called Ben. Oh my God. And you told me to scare him. So I left him like a really scary voicemail. Like, hey, Ben, we need to talk. Like, please call me back. And when he called me back, I was like, you know, dragging it out. And then I was like, and I found your toenail. And he was like, no, that's not mine. That was Claudia's. What?

You didn't tell me that. Yes, I did. He said that's Claudia's. I was like, no, it's too big to be Claudia's. And it was on your side of the bed. Yes. And Claudia. Closer to the window, right?

Yeah, of course. And Claudia would never. Uh-uh. I cannot. Anyways, he was like not even. Giving you. Like not apologizing. Oh.

Like not embarrassed. I cannot believe he tried to blame that shit on me. He like really was just like, well, I guess if it's mine, I'm sorry. If it's. That's like if I hurt your feelings, I'm sorry. Yeah. He's like, I don't think it's mine, but if it is, like I'm really sorry. I cannot believe that little shit tried to blame me well I'm like mad at him

all over again um I actually had forgotten about it back to the deer toasters just just get rid of them like I'm sorry put them in a shoebox like it's sweet it's like collector oh yeah or in the move don't throw them away but like in the move you don't have to go on the fridge like put them somewhere where he can't find them and then also maybe going forward be like i feel like we have so many magnets like but i'd love that you're always thinking of me like maybe a shot glass maybe a keychain yeah change switch it up switch it up maybe a sweatshirt our next one is like a venmo issue and i find these issues like people really have such gall ready hey jackson claude token gen z are here claude your tiktok presence is

working my big sis introduced me to the toast and I'm obsessed. That's why I wanted to read this submission. Anything for me? No. Usually that gives something nice for you and something nice for me. Well, she didn't say something. She just said the TikTok presence is working since I'm the one doing the

TikTok. Oh, okay. I thought she meant also like your videos, like, you know, trying. No,

no, I think she just meant the clips. Cause she found out about us from her sister. Oh, OK. It wasn't just like nice for both of us. As some people do. So there's something for you. I need your advice.

I just moved to Denver for work. I'm in the process of making new friends. A few new girls invited me and two of my friends from home to go skiing this past weekend. And it was a blast. We totally hit it off and I could see us moving past the dreaded friend dating phase. But my dilemma is that after the weekend was over, the girl who drove requested a Venmo for gas and parking, totally normal. And then she requested a $35 Venmo request per person for one, an exterior and interior car detail, and two, a payment to rent a spot on her car's ski rack.

Her blatant explanation was that if I charge $10 to every person to bring their skis per trip to the mountains, I can then pay off my ski rack by the end of the season. So she's just using these girls like to pay her back to pay for a ski rack. I'm not sure what that is. A ski rack that she would already have. Yeah, that she like wants to pay off. Am I petty as fuck for not wanting to pay this girl an extra $35

so that she can pay for her own car upgrades? On the one hand, it's not worth losing a new friend over $35, but she knows we are all on a shoestring budget and skiing is as is expensive. If I pay her, does this fuel this kind of behavior? How would you approach this? So I guess she bought a ski rack for her car and then if she charges everyone ten dollars then she's like she never had to buy it yeah even though they did use it but also interior and

exterior detail that's definitely like extreme extreme but but you know maybe she needed it yeah like I would just pay it I would just pay it too and like going forward there will be a time when like you won't want to pay it and it doesn't make sense too but like if you want this person as your friend just pay it, but I do think this is a problem that's going to persist, but maybe eventually like it will be something so crazy that you could say something. I don't know. I kind of feel like this isn't the most unjustified request. Like $35 when it was like the whole weekend, everyone used this one, one girl's car, like skiing snow in the car. Like the detail doesn't seem like that crazy to me. Um um the ski rack is like a little chutzpah like but it's like where would you guys have put your skis right

if she didn't have her car and she didn't buy a ski rack i don't know why it's like it's very gray no no no like it's um it's very like a small thing but everybody's on like has bills to pay and i mean it sounds like she would have bought it regardless like she didn't buy it like for you guys but um I would I would pay it this time and then just you know keep an eye out yeah it doesn't honestly it's not the most I've heard of crazier things people asking for Venmo requests yeah I would pay it this time for sure but like next time be like okay what are the costs gonna be front. The next time someone asks you to do something like if we're going to dinner, like, okay, are there any costs associated or just like we're going to dinner?

But it's hard enough to make friends in a new city. So honestly, just like let this one go, especially because I don't feel like it's that crazy. Yeah. No, it's not the craziest thing I've ever heard. All right. Our third and final to your toasters to your Jackson Claude. Longtime listener here. I hope all is well and fabulous with both you and the boys.

I recently had my first child and I don't know how to tell my in-laws that I don't want them posting pictures of my child. Sorry, I'm not giving the child a gender. I don't want them to be posting pictures of my child on social media. I feel like they're going to roll their eyes and think I'm a crazy mama bear behind closed doors. I don't like confrontation and I don't want them to feel like I don't want them to be a part of my child's life. My mother-in-law and sister-in-law post everything and I mean everything on Facebook and that's just not my journey. My husband and I are more private and we don't feel the need to overshare our life. I know my in-laws want to share pictures of my newborn out of love and excitement but I don't know how I feel about my child having a digital footprint at the moment. Here's the kicker. I want

to be in charge of what photos are posted and when. I feel like they will think it's hypocritical of me if I tell them no posting and then I may post a photo here or there down the line. What are your thoughts? That's a very well thought out submission. Totally. Um, I feel like you it's have every right to say, I don't want my baby on social media, but you could also be like, especially, I don't want like a lot of volume of my baby out there, but like there, if there's ever a photo that I'm comfortable with you guys sharing, like I will let you know. And like, if I share something

that means that you can share it too, but I just, just because there's one picture doesn't mean that there's not going to be a thousand. Or those floodgates. And they absolutely have to respect that

if they don't like, that's a problem. And as far as you worrying about them thinking you're like a crazy mama bear behind closed doors, like. Let them think that.

Let them. Oh, so what? You care so much about their grandchild. It's better than them thinking you're just like this. bear behind closed doors. Like let them think that. So what you care so much about their grandchild. It's better than them thinking you're just like a deadbeat mom. Yeah. You know, Jackie's totally right.

There are such worse things for your in-laws to think about you. Like if your parents think if you're in-laws think you're too overprotective over your child, that means you're doing a good job. Like being overprotective is never a bad thing when it comes to kids. No, never. So I agree.

Like this is, it is important. Like it is worth having the conversation over. You're not unjustified and nothing you're asking for is like that crazy. And I feel like if you explain it out, especially like your sister-in-law who's like younger, like she should get it.

Other parents don't really understand like the full magnitude of social media. So I think you'd have to like explain it to them more. But as long as you do it in a nice way. Yeah, in a nice way, not in like a condescending way. Like guys share so much like just like right just like this is me like for our family like my uh your son agrees like we just don't want a lot of pictures out there we'll let you know if there's ever stuff we feel uncomfortable sharing but well did you have to tell your in-laws yeah and they totally understood yeah and I'm sure that they would love like they would love

to be able to share pictures but like of like. Of course. They know and. And they respect. 100%. Oh, okay, yeah. Oh, I didn't realize, like, that you literally did this, too. Yeah. And so, like, you just said, like, no pics. Yeah, I said, like, we're not sharing pics of Harry. Like, please don't share either.

No, I guess I just realized that, too, because I am friends with your in-laws on Facebook. Yeah. And I've never seen a picture of Roldini. Right. I wish I would. And, like, you didn't really have that conversation with me because Cause you know, like I would, I'm so against it. Like the world needs to see. Yeah.

Let's see when it's your turn, what you do. No, I know. You know, I've thought about that a lot because like Olivia didn't do it. And then like you didn't do it. And I, I don't know how I won't, but I think, I think I agree. The way that I felt, like I always said, I'll see how I feel. I'll see how I feel. And the way that I felt, like I always said, I'll see how I feel. I'll see how I feel. And the way that I felt made my decision for me.

But like the way that you, you might still feel like I don't see what the big deal is. And then you can share. I do see what the big deal is. And I agree with your sentiments. I just feel sad for everyone else that they will never get to experience the magic. But I just, I feel like you'll, the way that you feel like it won't even be a hard decision. If you wind up posting or not posting. Yeah.

You'll know. Yeah. You'll know. You'll know. That's how I felt. I'm also just like a loser follower. Like whatever my sisters do, I do. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. So like the decision's already been made. I don't know. Sometimes you go rogue. I do sometimes go rogue, but not with important shit. Like kids are important. I don't know. I could see you going, just being like, no, I feel fine.

No, I don't. I couldn't see you going, just being like, no, I feel fine. No, I don't. I couldn't see that actually. Really? Yeah. Okay. But again, you're totally entitled to the girl who wrote it and not to make everything about us. Um, you're completely entitled. I think that's why she wrote into us. Like, yeah, I, I, I picked up on that. Oh, I totally. Cause it didn't apply to me. And if it doesn't apply to me, I'm not even paying attention. I didn't even pick up that. Like you literally did this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was totally fine. Yeah.

Unless you have like evil in-laws, which it sounds like they're pretty normal. Like they love your kid and like want to take pics. So I think you'll be fine. Yeah. And I think a lot of people do understand, even if they've not experienced it, but they can conceive of like the downsides of social media. And like, especially for young kids, like there is a lot there. So I feel like they'll respect your decision.

Yeah, I agree. Because we all want what's best for the child. Of course. That's what we all have in Kerman. In Kerman. What are we going to have for lunch? I literally just got so hungry. I heard somebody downstairs open the microwave.

That's why. I'm so glad you asked the question. I'm starving. Maybe like we go out for lunch. I'm down. I also need to go to Target because the way I have asked repeatedly for a chair in my bathroom, I cannot. You know what I didn't realize?

I guess I have a vanity at my house and I have not done my makeup standing up. Do you need a chair with a back or a poof? I just need something. Well, you could always take one from the dining table. No, no. I want like a, it needs to be taller. So I just need to go to I need to go to Target and get what I need like my back my feet hurt like just standing up and doing your

hair and makeup when you take as long as I do is back-breaking stuff yeah so maybe we'll go lunch then Target I love I have to edit the redheads today new episode drops tomorrow we recorded it yesterday and it's so good and even though we all like the book like we all had a lot of really valid concerns okay and I feel like it's a really good episode about a great book which so many people loved including the Garrely's and as always the rating felt right but we were like not just blindly eating all of it up because you could have because there was honestly she's like real life Evelyn Hugo yeah oh that's it was a really good book um but have concerns. And I have concerns too

about what I'm going to have for lunch. So I'm going to go figure that out. I'm going to have a bowl of stripes for lunch. I hope you guys have an amazing hump day. Thank you so much for joining us and I hope it's time for your lunch now or dinner whenever you're listening to this or dessert.

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