The Toast - Listening and Learning: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a blessed day this far. You know, there are blessings all around us. And speaking of blessings, I feel like I'm about to give a sermon on a Sunday. Speaking of blessings, there's one right in front of my very two eyes.

Hello, Jacqueline. Hello, Jacqueline Follet. Blessings abound. Hey, Turtle Lou. What's going on? I'm just broken. Ankle? No, actually. what's going on i'm just broken ankle no actually the ankle is at bay for now motherhood back my back is broken listen i understand i'm an aunt i know what it's like you know caring for these kids it's tough it's tough it's funny you're a comedian you're really

they don't pay you enough for these jokes nobody on the planet understands you better than i do they don't pay you enough for these jokes did you see this snl skit that happened over the weekend with nate bargazy or bart gates um so it's like this skit on a plane like a woman's giving birth and they need a doctor and there's no doctor phd no no so there's no doctor andit on a plane, like a woman's giving birth and they need a doctor and there's no doctor. No, no, no. So there's no doctor. And they're like, all right, well, what's the second most important job?

And the whole skit is like, not even about the pregnant woman. It's like arguing which jobs and Heidi Gardner stands back. She's like, well, I'm a mother and everyone's like, great, great. And then there's like a teacher. It's really funny. That is funny. Yeah. I'll have to to find it i'll send you a clip i don't even know what i would search snl plain skit nate bart gatesy who's nate bart gatesy such a good question that's definitely not how you pronounce his last name he's a big time comic netflix you know podcast

all the things and he hosted snl for the first time he's got like a big time comic netflix you know podcast all the things and he hosted snl for the first time he's got like a big following so it's like a big deal oh i'm happy for him you love to see podcasters and comedians i've never heard of him before you've definitely like seen his name i don't know how to pronounce his last name bargatsey i'm looking yeah people love him bargatsey yeah bargatsey I'm looking at an image No I don't know this man Well I'm happy for him

He's had some Great success Isn't that wonderful for him? You just love to see Other people out there Living their dreams For real Yeah

As long as they're Good worthy people With good worthy dreams With good worthy intentions So we've got a great show it's Thursday I'm headed to BravoCon this evening So tomorrow's episode will be

An audio only extravaganza From Vegas on east coast West coast time so bear with me For tomorrow but we're just Gonna we're gonna bang it out today You know yeah we've got some good Stories new episode of the redheads dropped it's so funny we recorded it yesterday and it was just comedy snitch and i like

got into it in the beginning of the show because she really called me out for something that i was very aware of but i didn't know that she was spill it because she was saying we were all talking about like our halloween weekends are dressing up and how she dressed up as Reputation and how like I didn't comment on any of her posts. And she was like, none of the sisters comment on my post, but you guys comment on each other's. Ooh. Did we? Yeah, but I had a good reason. At first I said I was very like taken aback that she dressed his reputation in a custom costume

and like never told me that she was doing that like I knew about Cosmo and Wanda she wanted to borrow my dress but like you tell your sister when you're getting a custom costume made like what you're being for Halloween I knew you were being Fran so then I see these pictures of honestly like a stranger on my feed and I I wasn't prepared enough to have a caption, like a comment for her because I was so speechless that I was finding out about this like every other slob on Instagram. Sure. My reasoning, and I reject the conclusion she came to that I comment on everyone's stuff except for her. Like, bitch, I don't comment on anyone's stuff except for you. And that's because we're building a brand here. You know, like I got to know like I gotta be like oh swirly you know like say something toasty well

I also said when I comment on Claudia's it's easy because like we have so many jokes from a show all I have to say is like get ugly and get a million likes right so I reject that I'm really not a big commenter on things I just I have thoughts in my head and I don't really put them into words I just if I had been prepared and knew she was being reputation like it just would have been in my head and I would have like known what to say instead I was I was speechless yeah okay so she's attacking all of us on the redheads is what you're saying yeah but she she wasn't wrong and then she was like did you even like my instagrams? And I was like, I think so. And I went, thankfully, I had liked all of them.

I'm more likely to leave a like or a comment on TikTok. So did you comment on her TikTok? I think I did. What'd you say? I don't remember. I just, something about scrolling Instagram is so mindless. Like, and I'm usually laying on my side, so I just have my one thumb. And just the thumb is scrolling down and down and down.

It's not doing a million things, writing comments and such. Yeah. But I think we all kind of need to do better for our younger sister. Honestly, she wasn't wrong in her assessment. You want me to do better? I want you to educate yourself and do better, bitch. Okay, Jackie.

I'm listening and I'm learning. How frightening. So, all right. I guess we'll use today's episode as a platform to apologize to Margo. We're also going to use it as a platform to just unwind. Just relax. Just laugh. Unwind.

Yeah, this podcasting, I have to look at it in a different lens. This is my me time. Yes. Podcasting is my hour plus of just me hanging out with my best friend, talking, laughing. Your best friend? This is my pocket of peace for the day you know what I love that for you I feel that way too because Ben actually experienced something we're always talking about on Monday at like five o'clock he was set to record two episodes of the good guys and he had such a busy stressful day before and he was just kind of like venting to me how he wasn't feeling very good in this good guys oh like I wish I didn't have to do it. And he comes back reinvigorated, cooking me dinner, so excited. And I'm like, oh, you've turned it around. He's like, you know, the podcasting was

so good for my mental health. Like I feel so much better. We were cracking up. We did such a good job. And I'm like, yes, that's what I'm always telling you. Like you go into a podcast, maybe, you know, the worries of the world, the worries of your day are weighing heavy on your shoulders. And then you sit down with your friend and you just giggle. And really, what's better than that? So true. But you have to be in the right podcast for you because I feel like other people's podcasts are dreadful. No, I'm in a bad mood after I record someone else's podcast. Or a good mood if it's a good podcast. But like some people really just do dreadful content about dreadful topics talking to dreadful people not us no you're gonna you're gonna leave here looking like this and not the good guys no there are the good guys for a reason I'm anti-dreadful

ness um also speaking of things that are not dreadful, up on the Patreon now, my Heidi Klum Halloween vlog. GRWM. It's a get ready with me. It's behind the scenes of the party. It's the after party. We've got some celeb cameos in there. Taylor Lautner's in there. So it's really good stuff.

It's at patreon.com slash your toast. It's just 30 minutes of good old fashioned fun. I'm so excited to watch. I didn't get a chance to because I was editing Redheads, as I previously mentioned. Check us out. Not trying to like promote Redheads, but I'm trying to to watch. I didn't get a chance to because I was editing Redheads, as I previously mentioned. Check us out. Not you trying to promote Redheads, but I'm trying to promote my vlog. I'm just trying to continuously promote,

and the promotion never sleeps. But you're stepping on my promotion. I can weave my promotion into yours and then circle back to your promotion, which was that I'm really excited to watch Sharkboy and Lava Girl meet their hero. Yeah, it's all in there. It's a fabulous vlog.

First of the month. Never a bad time to become a Patreon member. Patreon.com slash a toast. $7.99 gets you five extra episodes a month. They're vlogs. They're podcasts. They're video podcasts. They're all different types of content.

We've got friends, family joining us. Dana was just on it. Ben is always on it. We've always got people coming through, coming in, coming out. You don't want to miss it. $7.99. And with inflation, that's like what $2 used to be, you know? So true.

No, actually, $7.99 now is probably like $4 when we started Patreon. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking of it the other way. Like, what would $7.99 be now? Like, $12. $13. Yeah. Yeah.

And one thing about us, like, we respect the economy, but we respect the toasters more, and so we $12. $13. Yeah. Yeah. And one thing about us, like we respect the economy, but we respect the toasters more. And so we haven't raised the price. Yeah. Even though, you know, would be nice,

but we won't, we won't, we won't, but it would be nice. So before we get into the stories, did you watch any of the shows that were on TV last night? I did not. I know Beverly Hills was on.

It was on. I completely forgot. I watched Gossip Girl. I'm on like episode eight. Every 30 seconds in the show, I literally turn to Ben. I'm like, these people are literally 14. It's so unrealistic. And they're like going to butter.

Okay, so in the episode we watched last night, Blair had her big sleepover. Serena couldn't come, so they let Jenny come. Yeah. And Jenny's 14. And first it's just a sleepover, and then they end up at a club and they're like playing truth or dare making out with like 40 year old wall street man um it's disgusting like it's not okay in any way yeah do you think you're gonna finish with the show or stick with it no we are hating it like for real watch I told you a few good things to watch I

think I'm hating it because I have such a strong moral compass for real no and because it's like not as you remember it like you remembered it like they were older than you and it was like you were looking up to them now you're looking down on them like you should just let it remain in your memory pristine as it was oh and last night's episode Jessica not Jessica that's her name in real life Vanessa made her first appearance I totally forgot about her character and then I remembered all the dreadful characters who come through like Georgina I'm really not interested in reliving the Georgina years you're about to hit Georgina if you don't stop really I thought it was like season three no she comes in soon I re-watched season one she's

coming any minute now for the SATs for the SAT what? Yeah, she comes like when Serena's supposed to take her SATs and then spoiler alert, like Sabrina doesn't make it because Regina fucking drugs her. And Chuck... You just said Sabrina doesn't make it because Regina drugs her. Like that's what you just said. And you knew what I meant. I did.

And you knew. And I knew. So Chuck hires someone to take Serena's SAT for her yeah I'm not gonna stick with it I'm not having this renaissance that I feel most people have when they watch Gossip Girl sorry to be such a naysayer but just further proves I'm not like other girls and I'm definitely gonna get into something new and to answer your question long story short no I didn't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I completely forgot it was on. Same.

Maybe I'll watch it on the plane today to BravoCon. That would be apropos. Now that I've finished, I had a lot of work to get done this week, but I finished it as of last night. So I can get back to watching Lessons in Chemistry, which was such a good treat. I was really enjoying it. So there will be no TV recap today,

but that just gives us more minutes on the Kurds to talk about ourselves. And to be honest, I'm really not upset about it. Neither am I. Shall we get into the stories before we send you on your bon voyage to Sin City? Where, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Can you say bon voyage to someone who's not going on a boat or crossing a sea? Why do I feel like bon voyage has to do with the sea? Do you agree? I never heard that in my life, but it's just a vibe. I'm not saying like because bon voyage means like good voyage, bitch.

But I feel like it means good voyage, bitch. Yeah, it does. Bon voyage. I feel like it's just means safe travels in French. Not to be confused with bonne nuit. Yeah, just sending someone on a safe journey. Well. Yeah, I didn't think it had any maritime connections.

Bon voyage, Trudy Lou. Maritime is one of my favorite words to use. And you use it in everyday life. I do. It means having to do with the sea, correct? Wait, here's someone asked on Google. Can you say Bon Voyage for a flight? Okay. When you want to wish a safe trip and a good trip to someone or a group of people, you can simply add Bon Voyage. If a trip involves the road,

you can use Bon Route. And if it's a flight, it's Bon Vol. I'm not really interested in learning other French phrases. Bonne nuit and bon voyage are more than enough for me. Okay. What's better than like having a question in your head and then Googling it and somebody asks that exact same question on like Quora or Yahoo questions or like Reddit or something? It's the best. Yeah. It's like, I'm not done. Dumb.

Yeah. You're not done either. I told you guys like it's going to be a day for me. So I hope that you're able to translate what I'm saying. Should we get a translator? We might need one. We might need like captions. Asterix beneath me.

Editor's note. Here's what she meant. She meant dumb. She meant Serena. And Georgina. Right. Sorry. Sorry.

All right, I'm ready. Okay, wait, I just want to say, can I just say one more thing about voyage? Because I just looked at the dictionary definition. It said a long journey involving travel by sea or in space. Space? So like I'm not wrong for my association by the way i never thought you were wrong i'm sure you were right but it's my level of care like there is none i'm still gonna say it

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aside from one 40-year-old woman complaining of pain to her arms. It is unclear at the moment if this was a DUI or whether a sobriety check occurred. The police report is still pending. And he did remain at the scene after the collision. I saw the video of his truck like halfway through a pizzeria. It was like a concrete pizzeria. This wasn't just like a pizza stand. Like it was a big ass building.

I'm so glad everyone's okay. I'm curious if there's any nefarious behavior involved. Because I've just been feeling like this is a trend. Where celebrities cars end up in buildings. You know Pete Davidson with the home. And it needs to stop. Yeah. I feel like how does this happen without something.

Or some actor, not this actor, an actor in the event. In the crash. Acting nefariously. Right. It's like a crazy thing for your car to end up in a pizzeria. Yeah. That just doesn't happen every day.

It certainly does not. So I hope they get to the bottom of this. I also am glad everyone's okay, but this is serious stuff. No, and this story made me realize I did not know Connor Roy's name because I'm like, who is Alan Ruck? And then I looked him up and they were like, Ferris Bueller. So then I realized it was Connor. Ferris Bueller.

Yeah, that's another fun fact. He was the friend. When I put that together, I was absolutely shocked. And of course, everybody, I shared it on my Instagram. I was like, did you guys know that Connor Roy from Succession is the friend with the red car in Ferris Bueller? And everybody was like, you didn't know that? No, I didn't fucking know that, okay?

She has a life. She has a business. She's not keeping tabs on all things all the time. I'm an aunt. I'm a dog mom. I'm a sister. I'm a friend. I'm a lover.

Like, my God, sorry I didn't know one thing. Not the lover. I am a lover. Okay, Carrie Bradshaw. Lover. Okay, I agree. Carrie Bradshaw ruined the word lover with that episode. I've taken Sniff's perfume sample.

A lover. Ruined. Taylor Swift made it a little bit better. But when I always say I'm like a sister, a friend, a lover, I think of the song Does To Me by Luke Combs. Oh. I'm a a sister a friend a lover I think of the song does to me by Luke Combs oh I'm a hell of a lover a damn good brother and I wear this heart on my sleeve that's what I think of so there are people in popular culture undoing what Sarah Jessica Parker did damage and to Luke Combs and Taylor Swift I am grateful yeah I agree I've taken a lava I'm gonna take my

headphones off if you keep doing that okay sorry I'm done um I I think the Taylor one for me is made an impact made an impact left an indelible mark it's annoying when people in popular culture ruin words yeah it happens all the time. But sometimes they make words too. So true. Like sometimes you can't say a random word without like quoting the movie quote. Let me think, like what? I mean like everything.

For us. For us, yeah, but like certain movies, like Mean Girls is like, I'd rather see you out there shaking that thing. But you said one word. Yeah, okay, well what's a word? Help. If you want to do Mean Girls? girls no or any movie that we love one word that changed the way we pronounce things i mean

yeah julie julie corkey julie corkey did you see the girl who dressed up as julie corkey for halloween she wore like that sparkly red dress that like her and her friends you know i'm obsessed and a little ascot Like a sexy little scarf That she had to steal from the guy Best costume ever Except that it should be a group costume And you get all the girls involved

Shot Yancey Yeah Cause I just wear a denim jacket And my hair in a bun Yeah So glad for Hal and Mark Everyone's doing okay

By the way Do we have an update On Matthew Perry's So glad for Hal and Mark everyone's doing okay. By the way, do we have an update on Matthew Perry's... As a story? No. So like the updates are really leaning towards like nothing nefarious, which is so disturbing. But did something... He drowned, but did he have like a condition that no so now not be able now they're looking into like burglaries in the neighborhood like really makes me feel like really bad about what i said

on monday like i was so wrong and so dumb so i really wanted to apologize again but it's like saying that there was like like some some people say like he could have got overheated and fainted in the jacuzzi like you really shouldn't be in a jacuzzi alone and for a long period of time jacuzzis are like low-key dangerous but they're like like a lot of signs are pointing to like just like kind of a mystical or maybe like something um like a natural habit like health health wise and that caused him to like but that just makes it so much sadder after all he'd been through yeah all he accomplished all he overcame yeah it so much sadder. After all he'd been through. Yeah. All he accomplished. All he overcame.

Yeah. It's very sad. That is sad. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. I don't know how I want to order them today. Girl, go with your gut. I'm kind of wanting to shake things up.

They're all pretty non-eventful. Oh, here's another thing that we, another word we can't say. Shake things up. Shake it up, Chicago. Oh, here's another thing that we, another word we can't say, shake things up. Shake it up, Chicago. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, next story. Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet laughed together at the Wall Street Journal Magazine Innovators Award.

So Kylie last night was in New York City for the WSJ Magazine Innovators Award where she got an award for innovating. Timothy was also there. They walked the carpet separately, but then inside they laughed. Oh, did they live and love as well? Definitely they were living as they were alive. I want to speculate and say they loved because they're doing a lot together and I think they're in love.

And then we have confirmation that they left yeah I think it's safe to say that they in fact live laugh loved yeah it's hearsay though yeah no and we would never put something out on the show that wasn't completely verified and confirmed by all of our sources so I retract but we're certainly two out of the three living and laughing. This is cute. Also, I feel like the Kai launch came and went. Yeah, I was actually checking it out last night. There's stuff still available on the site.

I watched her do like a haul of like trying stuff on. This stuff is really, she looks really nice in it. It's very good looking stuff. It's not for my current era. So I'm going to have to bow out. Bow wow, old friend. Bow wow. But it looks like a lovely pieces of clothing. I think that's interesting that it didn't sell out.

I feel like that probably wasn't the goal. But it has half a million followers on Instagram already. I'm sure it did well. You didn't want to get a pair of leather pants i actually have a pair of leather pants from spanx that i love but are they like low rise bell bottoms no and that's why i love them they're actually high rise bell bottoms you should get that dress that was in her thing. You wore a similar one this weekend. Yeah, and I have it. Right.

And it was like a dollar. Right. The coat? No. I'm not a big trench girl. We'll be playing this back in a year. Totally. A trench is a nice look, Turdy Lou.

Not saying you should get that one. Not saying you should get that one, because that one, like, you have to be Kylie, really, to pull it off. Can I tell you, actually, my problem with trench coats and, like, coats like that? Well, there's two different. Trenches and coats like that, like, aren't. No, but I mean, like, mid-length, you know, coats that are, like, they look like a dress almost. And they're so stylish and everybody looks so fabulous in them.

Okay. Like, it's your coat. So it's meant to be taken off. Okay. And so it's really the whole look a lot of the times. Well, you could also dress yourself underneath in an outfit that you feel confident in. I know, but who has time to wear like a fabulous under outfit and outer outfit? It's one or the other.

That's the beauty of the coat. It's like you throw it on and you just look fabulous, but you didn't have to take any time or effort except when you take it off. Once you take it off, you don't look fabulous. You just made my point. No, but you get dressed in whatever fabulous wears you didn't have to take any time or effort except what yeah but once you take it off once you take it off you don't look fabulous you just made my point no but you get dressed in whatever fabulous wears you would wear i mean this scenario just assumes i have so many fabulous wears outerwear and underwear no but any outfit that you would wear what you're wearing today so cute okay so cute oh and by the way those types of coats don't keep you warm do you know how fucking cold it is today okay yeah they're not winter coats they're not winter coats i like

so it's like there's a three-week period where you could wear a coat like that on both ends of the seasons okay so six weeks and then there's those you, nice days in the winter, cold days in the spring. Yeah. I'll have another two weeks. It's so cold. It's that time of year where like you walk to work and the makeup under your nose is completely gone because you have snot everywhere. What's the temperature?

It says it's 40 degrees. It feels, I swear to God, like 17. I was not okay. I wore my puffer. I'm freezing. Yeah. Yeah. That's time. Days like 17. I was not okay. I wore my puffer. I'm freezing. Yeah, that's days like today, mornings like today. I'm happy for you. No, I'm jealous of you.

I like that. No, it's really unbearable. It didn't even start yet. That's what I'm saying. That's like a pleasant winter's day. No, but the thing is, this is first winter with like less meat on my bones and that's definitely a temperature factor.

You need to get a better coat. I mean, I've been telling you this for years. What puffer did you wear? Montclair. Oh. I don't think they make a better puffer, bitch.

No, they don't. When did you get a Montclair? Yeah, I got a Montclair. Yeah, when? I got a Montclair. Montclairdia? Montclairdia. Did you spill your coffee because you got so excited. Monclerdia? Monclerdia. Did you spill your coffee because you got so excited about Monclerdia?

I tipped my coffee, but it did not spill. Cheers, Jax. Cheers to another great episode of The Toast. Cheers, Monclerdia. Thanks. Like, I need to have better nicknames, like, for you. Because you're always like, thanks, Monclerdia. And I'm always like, you're welcome.

Okay. But I'm not the nickname girl you are and you really can't make a nickname for yourself i need to meet a friend named jackie so that i can come up with nicknames for the name jackie jacqueline foley isn't a bad nickname no no it's just like not relevant. It's not a nickname. It's just something from a movie. Another thing we can't say the same. Trills. Trills. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Three.

Yes. Lori Loughlin and her lookalike daughter, Olivia Jade, are the perfect pair in a new Steve Madden campaign four years after the college admissions scandal. So Lori Loughlin and her mini-me daughter, Olivia Jade, are the new faces of the shoe brand Steve Madden. The Full House alum joined her youngest daughter in the ad four years after the college admissions scandal.

The actress shares both Olivia and her Elvis daughters, Isabella, with her husband, fashion designer, Mossimo Giannulli. In the pictures, they are all smiles and all about town. The shoes are looking good. The girls are looking good the girls are looking good these are really cute pictures very well styled cute shoes cute girls I'm obsessed I am so here for the renaissance the redemption era the resurgence of Lori Loughlin and Olivia Jade I feel like Olivia Jade bounced back.

I mean, she's with Jacob Elordi. Like, what more could a girl ask for? But Lori Loughlin, you know, was the one who really took the brunt of the public outcry. She was one who actually went to prison. So I am so here for this in so many disgusting ways. I love these two. And I really like to think, like, what the world would have been like had the college admission scandal not happened.

Because Olivia Jade was on her way to taking over the world. Yeah, she was. And even though like she's bounce acting, she can do as she pleases. I feel like she doesn't do that much. No, I think the, um, the experience of going through like a public scandal, it ain't for the faint of heart. Yeah. And I actually think it really, um, was traumatizing for her and she's not really interested in being that girl anymore the girl she once was the girl who was so susceptible to public um scrutiny let's wait I'm like scrutiny thank you like put every aspect of her life online like that's what it means to be an influencer or a youtuber and it's like no thanks yeah if you don't need to and she's you know I think like the

definition of an epo baby she doesn't need to do that so if you don't need to you you and you see the bad side of it you're never going back there yeah I think also her being in her high profile relationship it's like you guys get none of this how about fuck you all no and it works for her like I don't think had she been sharing as much as she was sharing and by the way when you go through such public scrutiny everything you've ever shared comes back to haunt you yeah and they use it against you so I don't think she could have gotten into such a high profile relationship if she had been such a big sharer yeah because high profile people aren't into that no and then she could not share her relationship but then the fans are like you're not sharing right no I think the the comeback

for Olivia Jade has been a very slow rollout. I think it's been very intentional. I think it's been very successful. Now I think this is her first time, you know, really working with a brand. Yeah. Well, certainly in like such a, you know, big campaign. Yeah. But that's also just a big campaign in general.

Like even if she was a working influencer all the time, like to get a, be the face of a shoe brand, that's big big ting that's different that's different than doing like you know a sponsored youtube video a hundred percent I love this I respect this and this is this is a saga I'm glad we're like done with you know yeah and it's just it seems so small now oh my god but that happens all the time like but certainly every scandal in the moment you're like this is the biggest thing that's ever happened to celebrity to Hollywood and then years later you're like it wasn't even that bad no it's weird at the time it was like the biggest deal ever but now it's like they were trying to go to college why no why were they trying so hard to get into college no not even that it was like at the time there were so many we were extrapolating you

know this is a you know prime example of privilege like we like we knew it and now it's just like okay rich people were like being rich and doing rich things to get into college like we knew exactly that that was happening in the world. Maybe some of us didn't know it was against the law. But like, I don't know, like the world's going to turn and rich people are going to do rich things. And who cares? You should have just gave a library. Right.

Next time, donate a wing. Yeah. You live and learn. You live and learn. Are you ready for our next story yeah one of the most interesting things about the college admission scandal to me in the case of the celebrities was how the women took the fall felicity huffman went to prison that to me is so interesting like i hear what you mean like yeah the men

should have stepped up for their women but like it was their names on the email no but like everyone's names were on the email i don't recall william macy's names being but the moms being the ones like helping with the college applications like that's how the world works yeah yeah i just find it interesting yeah to play on gender roles okay that's a good that's a that's a good take on. Somebody should write like a college essay about that. Please don't. Are you ready for our next story? Are you ready?

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Schitt's Creek star Emily Hampshire, Stevie, apologizes for dressing as Johnny Depp and Amber Heard for Halloween. She said, quote, I am deeply ashamed. So her and a friend dressed up as Johnny and Amber. Stevie herself was Johnny. And then the friend who was Amber was wearing like a peasant blouse and holding a duty and crying. Oh, that's funny. And so she got immediate and swift backlash and put out a statement saying,

I want to address what is one of the most thoughtless and sensitive and ignorant things I've ever done. I just want to say it's really not thoughtless. Like actually a lot of thought goes into Halloween costumes. You had to buy a duty. Yeah. And they put googly eyes on the duty too. You had to source the duty and the googly eyes.

And that seems like a lot of thought went into it. Yeah. And Stevie looked pretty like much like johnny she said i stupidly thought it would be funny to dress as johnny depp and amber heard i am deeply sorry and ashamed for putting something that awful out into the universe domestic abuse is never ever funny these are real issues with real people and i really regret my actions in the future i will do better i'm so sorry did she say she's listening and learning no she didn't it's not a full statement until you're listening and learning yeah um I have so many thoughts on this like first of all I really thought as a society like

we were beyond like celebrities like the last one for me like nothing no celebrity should ever have done a bad costume and had to release a statement after Julianne Hough went in blackface like to me that was the last one you know like we are beyond that as a society yeah you think that like people could get their Halloween costumes right without like fucking up and having to apologize without without like being culturally insensitive wearing a red armband with a swastika doing blackface like there are just things you don't do now this one in particular it's not as bad yeah and it's not like blackface or nazi to me that's the other ones that are like cultural appropriation or offensive you know i think everybody knows about that by now right this is different everybody

knows you shouldn't dress up as like Pocahontas like we know this the the cultural ones right Nazis blackface things of that nature this is a different bucket I agree a new bucket it's a new bucket where it's just like out of touch a little bit like it's not as bad of a crime I agree it requires a statement I guess um but I just like I could have told you this you know yeah it's just it's funny what people get in trouble for and what they don't get in trouble for no but this is also like an a big l for someone who i feel like is very um woke yes yeah like she's in the know about what's going on in the world like it's not like she lives under a rock yeah yeah so somebody who's supposed to be you know sensitive right somebody who has like their head in the clouds and is just, you know, going about their life.

I could see them like making this mistake. Of course. But it is. It's weird that her her own woke radar didn't go off on this one. And I just have to say that's just something I see a lot. The people who think they're doing the most are like secretly the most problematic. Rachel Dolezal. Yeah.

Yeah. Did anybody go as Rachel Dolezal for Halloween? I'm sure they did. Maybe not a celebrity. That's a great costume. And who were we talking about? It requires you to wear blackface. Okay.

Was Rachel Dolezal. Did she ever wear blackface? She was making herself tanner hmm and then of course you can't talk about making yourself tanner without talking about Luann de la Seps right now she really was had her you know that scene in a walk to remember when she's got a leg in Maine and a leg in New York or whatever the... Yes. Luann had a leg in spray tan and a leg in blackface. It's still very much up for debate.

I don't think there's been a conclusion made about whether she was officially doing blackface or she just got a bad spray tan. Even though I think we can all agree it was blackface. But she pretty much got away with it. Oh, 100%. And lest we not forget the wig.

Yeah. It wasn't a, but see Luann is someone who I feel is the opposite of Emily Hampshire. Like she really, Luann has no idea what goes on in this world. Like most of the housewives don't live in this world. Like head in the clouds. That's what we were saying.

Right. So I could see her intentions being different than the impact. Of course. Aren't they mostly? Aren't they usually? I just, I didn't think we'd be having this conversation about Halloween costumes in 2020. I really thought we were past this. Yeah.

No, it was a shock to me as well. To me, there's a hall of fame of problematic Halloween costumes in 2020, I really thought we were past this. Yeah. No, it was a shock to me as well. To me, there's a Hall of Fame of problematic Halloween costumes. Of course, Julianne Hough is the first stop on the tour. Prince Harry as a Nazi is another stop on that tour. Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin are also in that Hall of Fame. Yeah, Sid Vicious. Who else is in the Hall of Fame?

Am I forgetting anyone? Let's Google it. Offensive celebrity Halloween costumes. Yeah. Sid Vicious. Who else is in the Hall of Fame? Am I forgetting anyone? Let's Google it. Offensive celebrity Halloween costumes. Yeah. I'd have to be forgetting some. The most controversial Halloween costumes ever worn by celebs. Oh, there was that Machine Gun Kelly, megan fox like uh religious fetish oh yes religious i feel is problematic but people there's really no outcry against it but like it's it's

wrong it is wrong but it's like you know you don't get canceled for it you're allowed to like make fun of religious people of a priest yeah but you shouldn't dress as a rabbi you shouldn't dress as a priest uh these next ones I don't remember any backlash for oh Chris Brown dressed up as a member of the Taliban in 2012 wow um that feels definitely inappropriate yeah um Feels very on brand for Chris Brown. Yeah. And I feel like there was probably no backlash because like he's not. He was like already canceled. Right.

Right. Okay. Keeping going. I like how you put an accent on the Taliban. I think I would say Taliban. It just depends. Data data. Yeah.

Some of these like I don't recall them or I don't even know what they are. So. All right. So maybe they're not in the Hall of Fame if we don't recall them. Oh, Ashley Benson dressed up as Cecil the Lion. That doesn't go in the Hall of Fame. That is funny. I'm sorry.

That is funny. But also, she's just a lion. Like, who said she was Cecil? Right. Was she walking around the party saying, hi, I'm hi I'm Cecil maybe like her caption said something about Cecil but I think it's fine I think it's fine too and also that's like in hindsight right it's fine it actually ages well I guess the Halloween Hall of Fame is pretty small. It is. Which is good. There's a lot more people on these lists, but I'm not, oh God, the mirror just shut down

my iPad. No, I don't want, except your cookies go away. There are other people on the list, but I either don't know

who they are, I don't know what they're being, and I'm not in a position to speak on them. Okay. So, Emily, I'm sure we'll be doing better,

hopefully. I look forward to watching the listening and the learning are you ready for our fifth and final story yeah yellowstone final episodes are now moved to november 2024 with two more spinoffs in the works oh my god 1944 1944 and 2024 have been ordered. So wait, 2024. That'll be the new one. When this one ends, when Yellowstone ends, they're going to do like a new show member with Matthew McConaughey.

And I think that will be, this is my putting all these articles that we report on every six months together. 2024 will be like the new Dutton era with Matthew McConaughey. I don't know why they can't just kill off Kevin Costner and keep going like honestly he's not even my favorite part of the show I I would rather they didn't after now what re-watching all of these shows that like go on a little too long they kill off Marissa and spoiler and then um and then they try and

like make fetch happen I'd rather it end with Dignity, honestly, and be like a perfect little gem of a show. Like I just got involved. And Yellowstone is going a little long in the tooth now. I've been loving the recent episodes just because it's a comfort show for me, but nothing of import is happening. That's true. So I think they should end it.

I like this tabula rasa 2024 Matthew McConaughey speculation see what's in store for the Duttons plus we have 1944 okay but so 2024 though the current Yellowstone season takes place in modern times so can is it safe to assume that characters from Yellowstone will be in 2024 I hope and are they gonna have to change the name of the show with each year that passes? No that was like 1923, 1886. Yeah but if we're watching 1886 like 1883 it's you know everything could be happening in 1883 you know? Yeah but I think even if they went into the next calendar year it's okay. I just want to say I like the names of the shows being the year. But 2024 is like a little too real.

And that sounds like a show about Mars. Yeah. Not about a ranch. No. And so we have to wait a whole year for the final episodes of Yellowstone when we've already waited a year and a half. Yes. But that is because one.

Kevin Costner drama. Two. Writer's strike. Oh that's true. So everything is delayed further. Yeah. But at least we have lessons in chemistry. And The Crown is allegedly coming out soon.

Yeah. We reported that. Yeah. So things that. Yeah. So things are being released that were already made. They just can't be promoted. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I've seen. Cool.

They can't be promoted yet. But maybe SAG-AFTRA will strike a deal soon. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe not. I feel as though I've seen a lot of rhetoric of people getting like annoyed with SAG. I just watched this video of Renee Rapp. The Halloween thing really put people over the edge.

She was like, we've lost the plot. Like you're going to call my kid a scab if he dresses as Woody from Toy Story? Yeah. I think people are really ready for the strike from Toy Story. Yeah. I think there's, people are really ready for this track to be over. Yeah, they've, you could say they've lost the plot. You could say it.

With the Halloween thing, yeah. And so, Sagafstra, do better. I hope they're listening and learning. I don't think they are, honestly. I think they're telling everyone else to listen and learn. Jackie, you know what? I've actually been meaning to talk to you about something.

I really feel like you haven't been listening and learning recently. You think? Oh, I'm sorry, Turdy Lou. I'll continue to not listen and to not learn. That's what we can expect from you. I actually, at my core I'm a listener yeah I'm a learner yeah you are and I absolutely love to educate myself in all different ways you do now they're doing better that's where I struggle

I guess it's just how do we define better? Whose definition of better? It's subjective. It is. But I'm doing better every day. I'm growing. I do it every day. I'm growing in the evening. And even when we play and when we grow, we love to. So I want to.

That felt good. Those were the fast five stories. Felt as though you needed to know them. Yeah. And that's our final show while I'm in studio this week. Final video show. So I hope you got a good look at these mugs. Yeah.

Just here, wait. Take one last look. It's giving a star is born. Just wanted to get one last look at you and our episode tomorrow will be podcast only from bravo con i'm headed to vegas so i'm going to hang up with you jacks and head to uh thin city what's a song what's a song about vegas Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. That's such a fucking good song.

I agree. Is that Wayne Newton? Or is it Elvis? Duh. What does that song remind you of? Let me think. Miscongeniality. Oh, for me, it's the Flintstones.

Also a great reference. The Flintstones are great people. They were hardworking family men and women. It's a story about family. It's a tale as old as time. It is. And it's also a story about, you know, the corporate ladder. If that's not the truth.

It's a story about. Facing adversity. It's a coming of age story. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. And it does remind me of the Flintstones. It's an amazing call.

Why did they go to Las Vegas again? I don't know. Didn't they live in the stone age literally in the stone age the flint plot hole stones right the stones of flint it was called the flintstones not the flint vegas it was one of the worst shows. Also, another song about Vegas. Shut up and put your money where your mouth is. That's what you get for waking up in Vegas. But also that new Taylor Swift lyric. Dancing like a Vegas acrobat. It's not really like a song about Vegas.

It's just a lyric. Me and Karma vibe like that. it's not really like a song about Vegas it's just a lyric me and karma vibe like that spider boy king of thieves with little webs over past his eyes shark boy

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