The Toast - Love Island With Purpose: Thursday, June 4th, 2026
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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast.
I sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday, latter half energy.
Hey, go Nix. Hey, Jax, how you turn?
Go Nix.
Don't you feel like everyone's talking about it?
As they should be, it's the finals.
The Nicks are the new Garrett Graham.
The Nicks are the new Kansas City Chiefs.
It's so true.
It's akin to the Super Bowl.
if everyone weren't talking about it, that would be a problem.
I don't know.
I feel like the NBA finals, like, it's never really like that buzzy.
Well, because there's four, like, there's seven of them technically.
And it's like, you know how I feel about just one.
Yeah, of course.
Like, when you have to win best of seven, like,
it's really a test of who's the better team.
Sometimes, like, in the Super Bowl, like,
just because you have a good game, doesn't mean you're the better team
or, like, someone's out with an injury.
Like the other team could have, like, deflated the balls.
Yeah, absolutely.
Always a concern.
So I do feel like it's a true test of skill.
And do you feel like, obviously, besides for the San Francisco,
Antonio Spurs and their fan base.
Don't you feel like everyone else is rooting for the Knicks?
Yes, because they're the underdog.
Yeah, and it's just like a beautiful story.
Yeah, I would say.
So the San Antonio Spurs are extremely random.
So fucking random.
They're so random.
So there's really not like, and I'm sure someone will tell me, no, the quarterback,
he gives back to his community.
Victor Web and Yama.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm sure there's that.
I'm sure they're community leaders and whatnot.
Yeah.
As they all are.
Community.
Community.
You know, it's always, there's always a story.
I'm sure there's a great story.
However, it's not the story we're hearing.
They're a bit random.
Like there are a couple like bigger franchises.
And the Knicks are the biggest, one of the biggest franchises in the NBA.
They happen to have like never won or been winning.
In our lifetime.
Or been winning.
So yeah, they are the obvious favorite.
They also have so many celebrity fans, which is like so fun.
Lots of Timothy Chalamey was there.
Tracy Morgan was there.
Ben Stiller, of course, was there.
Ben's off her celebrity and Tyler Cameron were there.
So Ben's on his way home.
I haven't really got like the full rundown.
from him because I spoke to him briefly on the phone this morning and he had no voice.
And then I saw Tyler Cameron and like posted a video of Ben. Ben had texted me.
I saw the video.
Ben had texted me and was like, I'm having the most amazing time.
I wish you were here.
I'm so glad you're not.
I'm like, excuse me.
He said, you would be so embarrassed to be seen with me.
And then I saw a video that Tyler Cameron posted of Ben just being like, let's go
Nix in a crazy way.
And it's like, yeah.
In like a crowd of random people.
Yeah, like strangers.
I would have been embarrassed.
I would have been.
I did stay up and watch the whole game.
Like obviously the first time Ben and I don't watch a game together.
I did manage to stay up.
It was gripping.
You know, it was neck and neck.
Towards the end, like the third quarter,
the next were like starting to stink it up.
They were down by 14 and it was just like awkward.
But, you know, you kind of expect to lose an away game.
When you win in a way game, it's like such a slight.
They won.
They really pulled it out again.
And, you know, it was kind of the first time I've ever watched a Knicks where like Jalen Brunson
had a bad game.
And it's like it can't be on him every single time.
I don't feel like bad saying that.
And it's good to know that the team is capable.
without him.
And so that's like, you can thank Jalen Brunson for that because Jalen Brunson like took a pay cut
so they could bring all these like good players.
And like they have really like a good team outside of him.
Josh Hart, everyone stepped up.
It was like, thank God.
Because I was like, why don't we stop giving Jail on the ball?
It's just not his night.
And that's okay.
It can't always be your night.
Yeah.
He picked it up a little bit in the third, but like the next full throw.
It was so thrilling.
It was really thrilling.
And I was so happy for Red.
Like he had the, I know, I haven't spoken to him.
I know he had like a better night than our wedding.
Like he had the best time ever.
of course, like he saw someone he knew, had an extra ticket.
Got literally Ben got like a borderline court side.
I saw him on TV like almost the whole time.
He was in like the fifth row.
Timothy was in the second row.
Like it was insane.
Of course.
By the way.
And I said that.
I said that to you.
I said that to him when he was talking about like how he didn't know he's going to get there.
I'm like, you're going to get there.
You're going to schmuse your way to the top.
Yeah.
Like shout out Scooter Braun who like literally brought Ben down from his seats to the court.
Like it's insane.
That's so Ben.
Ben sending him in Will.
A businessman of the week.
Is who?
Scooter Braun or.
Ben.
Scooter Braun bringing Ben into the golden circle.
I like that.
I like that, too.
He's sending a picture as him in Scooter Braun.
He's sending him in Walt Frazier.
Like, it was insane.
Walt Whitman.
Yeah, I can never remember his name, Walt Clyde Frazier.
Just insane.
And then, like, on a personal level, I really actually enjoyed watching the game.
It was crazy.
I had to watch Love Island, so I miss the first half, which, like, the first half is so
unnecessary, I feel.
It's not how you start.
It's how you finish.
Correct.
And it's just, like, I know.
that they have to have a first in a second and a third quarter so that they can have a fourth.
But I find them like so unnecessary.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, that's like all sports, you know.
Yeah.
I feel that way when I watch football too.
So the Knicks are up one.
Like it was crazy when they made it to the finals because it's like, well, they're not going to win,
but it's great that they made it there.
But now it's feeling like they're going to win.
You think?
Yeah.
It's feeling like this is their year.
Like that would be so crazy.
Yeah.
I really hope that they do.
Me too.
I think, do you think, for Kylie, for me?
You think Kylie will be at the next game?
I think so.
I mean, it's literally hard to get tickets.
But I think, does Timothy get free tickets or is he she she she shelling out 200 grand?
I don't feel like he is.
I feel like he's a little cardboard.
So when you go to the garden, he, I saw him on a podcast saying like one of his
favorite things about being famous is the hookup he gets at the garden because like when he was
a kid, he used to like stand outside and scalp tickets.
So I believe when you're, when it's a home game, the Knicks want all those celebrities.
I believe even in the finals, like the big, big celebrities do get free seats.
That's why sometimes they don't get the first row because there are paying people who get the first row.
But last night in San Antonio.
I think last night he had to buy his tickets.
And he spent.
He was in the second or a third row.
How much do you think that cost him?
I don't know.
Much less than New York.
Much less?
Like still 200 grand?
No, 200 grand in New York.
Okay.
A hundred grand?
Maybe 50.
50 grand?
Yeah.
Sounds cheap.
Yeah.
I know Kylie's like on her trip with her friends,
but she needs to come back out and support her man.
She absolutely needs to go to a game.
I think we're more likely to see her in New York.
Yeah, they love New York.
They also get taken care of in New York.
They get front-ro seats.
And I don't think Kylie.
There was, when she went to the Cleveland game
and she sat in the second row, one of those lip readers.
And she was like, it's so weird not being courtside.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I saw a video of someone who's deaf who, like, lip-wreats.
I love those girls.
Like, shout out to you.
Shout out to the lip-reader.
And so she's lip-reading like because that's second nature to her.
And she's sharing what they're saying.
I love that.
She's definitely spot on.
Oh, speaking of things going on on on the internet.
I have to tell you something that I know you know nothing about, but you are going to love.
Okay.
So there's a movie coming out with Jennifer Lopez and Roy Kent, who's Breckold scene from Ted Lassow.
He's like, the love interest.
She's doing her one of her, like, dumb, like fake movies.
Yeah.
And no one's talking about the movie.
I don't believe anyone's seen the movie.
But the press tour that they're on, like, is genuinely like so fucking cute.
First of all, I ship so hard.
Is he single?
I believe.
He's obsessed with her.
every time they're doing press he's just so complimentary they're sitting so close to one another like shoulders like touching and now maybe I'm just getting caught up because people are like making edits of it and it's like so romantic but I don't know like I ship so hard and people in the comments are like I don't know what about this like is making her so likable too she should really lean in and date him because you know she's had an issue with her cue score in recent years and people are obsessing it's literally the cute and there are two people I would never even I think it's weird that they aren't even cast in a movie together I ship so hard I ship so hard that's what you need it's like a nice Jewish husband
Oh, he's Jewish.
His name is Brett Goldstein.
Oh, I guess so.
I guess so.
Yeah, very cute.
So cute.
Like, I ship so hard.
Keep making edits.
I love edits.
Yeah.
You know what edits are?
Yeah, like fan edits.
I've seen like Michelangria.
Nickelang.
I saw the Nicolandria edits like before.
They worked on you in the beginning.
I thought they were hysterical.
Like you can really make an edit out of everything.
An edit can make you like change your mind.
I feel like the edits on TikTok about off campus is what got me to rewatch it.
Like once I was like, this show's bad.
And then I watch it.
edits. I'm like, wait, is it? And it worked.
So maybe people should start making like dramatic, romantic
edits of us. Can you do that?
Like, and I feel like that'll like encourage people to watch a toast.
Yeah, but yeah, sure.
Not romantic. Edit makers. No, no, but like,
swirly friendship. Inspiring. Yeah, inspiring. What's a motivational song?
The sun is rising. Okay. I'm not going to stop you.
Yeah. So much you make an edit of the bridge and it's like me and you just like through the years.
Even when you can't. Oh yeah. And then like you see us like in the first.
Where I'm gonna find your way down.
The second studio.
Even when you drown.
The third studio.
And then the hard hands become together.
The clouds.
I mean, we just sort of like made our own edit, but yeah.
No, no, they have to piece it together.
But I think that journey through the years and then like we're together.
That co-jorney through the years.
My favorite kind of journey is a co-journey.
So last night we had Love Island, which we'll talk about at the end of the show,
a little TV recap and the fifth and final story.
We...
Oh, I watched a little bit of a little bit of.
of in the city because I wanted to see that moment of Amanda.
I saw the clip.
And the fourth wall breaking.
And I didn't realize that the meal that she was at with West was just her West and Sierra.
Yikes.
That's it.
And like West and Sierra like show up together.
Like I guess, you know, for this show, they're just like Amanda's random friends.
But it's like, are they showing up like.
As a couple?
They weren't showing up as a couple.
But then Amanda's like, I love this.
This is my dream come true.
Oh my God. Yikes.
She's so cring.
I think she meant that them being friends.
is her dream come true?
I don't think she knows what she meant.
I don't think she knows what she meant.
And they're like spotted all over Italy.
They went to the wedding.
Now they're still in Italy.
She's rocking that bun ponytail.
What did you call yesterday?
Bunnytail.
I like that.
And they seem to be going strong.
Like what are the odds that they go the distance?
In your professional opinion.
Oh my God.
I bet there's a polymarket like what people are saying.
I know I'm going to disagree with the streets.
I just know it.
Okay, wait.
Hold on me what they're saying.
Oh, by the way, there is one.
Amanda Batula and Westwell.
say, break up before 2027, question mark?
No.
You?
Oh, before 227, no.
I think that they have to see it through for longer in order to just like not be so hated.
They say there's a 45% chance that they break up before the end of the year.
I feel like that's like, yeah, 50-50.
So, okay, we're with the people.
It wouldn't be bad if they did.
Yeah.
I don't encourage them to do that whatsoever, even though it's not like, I don't get the vibe
that they're like listening to reason.
They're sort of just doing whatever they want.
They're following their hearts.
Oh, you're shipping.
No, I don't think you should always follow your heart when it leads you into the abyss.
I love those predictions on polymarket, like such a good use of my personal encyclopedia of knowledge.
And of course, you can use co-co toes to skip the wait list and do the pop culture markets at Polymarket.
Sometimes you need to follow your head.
Sometimes you do need to follow your head.
I agree.
And I think that in this situation when the heart in the head have conflicted, she chose the heart and it was a bad decision.
Yeah.
Love Island was boring, but we will talk about it.
Yes, we will.
And I can't tell if it's just like the start of a new season or this is a,
mid-group and like a mid-season.
It's the start of a new season.
We have to remember that like sometimes we get an episode like that spans like two days.
So much happens.
The tectonic plates of the island have shifted.
And then we get other nights like last night where it's like 45 minutes.
We're just getting from like point eight or point B.
And you know what?
I'm grateful.
Yeah.
And I've started.
So I saw this reel on Instagram yesterday about this girl who's going to be like walking on
the treadmill every time she watches.
I thought.
And I thought that was so brilliant.
You're going to do it?
Well, it doesn't really work for me because I shower before Love Island.
Of course.
and my coosies. And by that time of day, I can't even, like, open up a package, like, let
alone start walking. If I didn't have to do the show, I would watch Love Island, like, the next day
at 3 o'clock, walk and talk. And so I don't think that's for me, but I was watching last night
while doing admin. Yeah, using it as a productivity hour. Yes. And it's like, I don't always have to
like pause, even though that's something that I do, like, if Zach comes in and says, like, do you
want me drink, I have to pause. Like, I pause everything. If he's talking, if he's watching TV and it's like
talking to say something to me. I'm like, are you going to pause?
Yeah, well, that is different and I agree.
So I'm trying to do admin without pausing.
Yeah, no, using it as like a time management tool, I love, very habit stacking.
But if you're in a position to like watch Love Island the next day and also like walk on the
treadmill, you should do it because it's about 13,000 steps per episode.
Wow.
Six weeks, 13,000 steps like, hello, summer.
Yeah, you get a walking pet on Amazon.
You don't even need a- Yeah, this girl had such a cute pink walking pad.
I know that one.
It folds and you could put it on your bed.
Yeah.
No, I really, I thought it was cool.
I wish it could be me, but I can't due to scheduling conflicts.
Yeah.
That should be me, but it won't be.
But so try in Love Island with purpose.
I love that.
Yeah.
Love Island to the top.
Like you could even, if you have to do like a treatment, you know.
A hair mask, a face mask.
Or like, I just found in my closet a red light mask.
Maybe I read light during Love Island.
Yeah, yeah.
What was I doing during Love Island?
I was just like being such a pygmy and like checking the next square.
Oh.
Yeah, I like sports.
Like literally the least big deal.
Stop me again such a big deal.
All girls like sports, right?
Oh, just me?
I don't know any.
Oh, just me?
I don't know any girls who don't like sports.
Me neither because I don't hang out with like fellow pickemees.
That's like not like a beer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And honestly, I just can't hang out with girls sometimes, don't you feel?
Like I'm much more of like a guy's girl.
Yeah, yeah.
I think so.
Yeah.
And the story is today.
Question mark.
You know?
Yeah.
Random. It's very Thursday. I feel like we've had like kind of a popping week.
So like, we have. And I'm grateful.
Yeah, they've settled a little bit. Like, we don't have to like stick to the script so much.
Like we can talk and take our time.
Sort of relax and be ourselves.
Yeah. And then Fifth and Pena's story will also be TV recap because there is also like
Love Island News happening outside of the villa.
Is there?
Is there?
Oh my God. The mayor v. Sean is like not what I had on my bingo card, but I'm very much
sat for it. I see that Sean's mother has ended up.
And like every time Sean does something wrong. I'm like, the mayor was right about you.
Even though Sean kind of does nothing wrong.
No, he does nothing wrong.
I need the mayor to be the next villager.
Or, like, get the mayor on Aftersun.
Oh, so this is what I was going to say about Afterson.
Oh, yeah.
Sierra is hosting Afterson, which I'm pretty sure takes place in Fiji.
I'm pretty sure.
I don't know that it does.
Because the castmates, when they get kicked out of the villa, they go to Afterson.
Where does After Sun?
At the very least, it's taking place in, like, L.A.
No.
It doesn't.
Where does it take place?
Love Island, USA.
I'm not sure, but I don't think she's going to Fiji.
My concern was for Sierra, like, how she could also do Summer House if she's doing AfterSun.
Not only that, but like she's prepping for dancing with the stars.
Like, you need to, she's booked and busy, Sonic.
Like, she needs to be in the States.
I feel like she's not going to do Summer House.
You think?
I do think.
But then they said that she actually gave producers an ultimatum.
So, like, don't make it easy for you to find out.
Oh, they don't want us to know where they do afterson.
I think in 2024, according to this article, the spinoff Afterson was filmed in Fiji alongside
the main villa. But it's like when someone gets sent home from the villa, they immediately go to
AfterSun. Where is that happening? And has the first episode of AfterSun premiered? No. So we don't really
know. No, we don't know. I feel like no. Do you feel this call that Afterdale greater than
AfterSun? No, what I feel is that like AfterSun only exists because of Afterdale. You're saying
Our live streamed Riverdale afterdell. You're saying Afterdale walked so afterdell. You're saying Afterdale
walked so after Sun could run.
I completely agree.
Not appreciated in its own time.
Like, I don't believe the episodes of Afterdale exist.
And I think that's for the best.
One time we were live streaming Afterdale.
And Benzette slur.
What did he say?
The thing in the show about Riverdale was that they were always referencing
brands, but changing the pronunciation a little bit for like legal.
So they would instead of American Express.
Oh, I remember.
They said American Access.
And then he said Magnolia.
And he was like making fun of how like,
they're always changing the names of brands.
He was like, if they went to Magnolia Cupcakes, they would say, like, and then he said
an F.
Magnolia with an F.
Yeah.
And he was like, and it was actually like genuinely the closest Afterdale ever came to a scandal.
But what I was going to say, my Afterdale had no scandals because one time we were streaming
Afterdale on Instagram, we were streamed and we had nine viewers.
I don't believe you.
Wait, and the way I remember Afterdale, it was like an insane hit.
So the reason why that that scandal never surfaced is because like nobody was watching.
Actually, the crazy thing, though, is like nine people were watching, and one of them was the creator of Riverdale.
Writer Ross, the writer of the show.
He loved Afterdale.
Right?
Yes.
He's like a huge TV writer.
If we ever do like a TV show about us, writer Ross.
Yeah.
That would actually be a great show.
Yeah.
Like four stories.
It exists.
Two podcasting sisters.
It's called Nobody Wants this.
That's true.
But it feels different.
It feels different in tone.
Did you see Bell Burden went on the Foster's podcast?
It was a great guest.
I feel like I did.
Yeah.
She was spilling tea.
What was she said?
Well, they were like, did you send the book to your husband?
Like, what does he think of all of this?
He doesn't think, I guess.
Yeah, exactly.
And so her answer very much reflected that.
She was like, I sent him the manuscript, and he did request two changes.
And I think she said she obliged with one of them, and it was financial, like, what they disclosed about the divorce.
And she was like, I do think he's angry, but he never said it.
He never congratulated.
He never said anything.
Like, he's just mute.
He's just, like, going through life.
He's like the weirdest guy.
He's a zombie.
Yeah.
That was a good guess for them.
He's like body snatched.
Yeah.
They should actually like perform tests on him based on what she shared about him.
Yeah.
He has been body snatched.
Or like it is, I think a growing trend of like middle aged men of this generation,
like having some sort of mental health crisis.
Sure.
And not wanting their wife or their children and just wanting like a new vet and a young wife
whatever.
But I think that man would still care about the huge book that's been written about him,
casting him as the villain.
So the fact that he's just like, blase about the whole thing is in Congress with
just a midlife crisis. No, it's Congress
with psychosis. And that also is what the book
very briefly
touched on. It's like, there is also an element of this
where it's like he's probably
had a mental breakdown. Yeah. Yeah.
Like a clinical issue.
Yeah. Medical. Call a doctor. It does
feel that way. Yeah. The more he just
sorts of let this through.
Posts through. It's insane thing. And is he
still the head of his hedge fund? Yes.
I'm sure. And like they're not
Yeah, no one
No one cares.
Yeah, no one cares.
That's so weird.
Yeah, I guess it's also like when you're a big swinging dick man, like with, like, nobody
cares of like what, what you do.
No.
And I don't care if, you know, if he's managing my money well, I don't really care what he
goes on in your personal life.
For real.
But I do care that he might be in psychosis.
Correct.
Like what if the psychosis tells him to like invest in something that's not good.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
That's what I'm.
I think it has like sort of checks in place at those hedge funds to make sure like one person psychosis
doesn't affect the whole portfolio.
Okay, or like do they have checks in place to like make sure that he's not going through psychosis and then when you're handling people's money is like you should have to check in annually for some sort of like mental health. Yeah, agree. Physical and mental. Yeah. But say he's passing all those checks, it's like, okay, so she actually just doesn't care that his name is in the toilet. In the toilet. Well, she never said his name, but like people figured it out. Yeah. Oh, really quickly, just wanted to follow up at the beginning of the season, the new season of Friends and Neighbors. I came on and said that like the show was bad. And I just watched the most recent episode.
and I take it back.
Okay.
That's sort of like the theme.
Like I watched things.
Yeah, maybe.
I think it speaks to me just being like a negative person and like hating things.
I think there is that.
But I think more so is that you're impatient.
You know, you don't mean for this to become like sort of like a referendum town hall on me and like my issues.
But sure.
No, I think I think it's just an impatience.
Like let things bloom.
Let things grow.
Well, it's a really good season.
And James Marsons is doing an amazing job.
And he was an amazing cast.
Yeah.
And I've seen.
I've also entered.
like the rabbit hole on Instagram
at the Bobby Darren show
you know about it on Broadway
and they keep like bringing in these guys
like Jonathan Groff was Bobby Darren
everybody loved him.
Matthew Morrison.
And now there's a lot of people requesting
that James Marston
go to Broadway as Bobby Taryn and like I kind of love it.
He's so corny Collins, Bobby Darren.
I don't know who Bobby Darren is.
Somewhere.
Is that your favorite movie
Beyond the Sea with Kevin Spacey?
Or is that Margo's favorite movie?
I've never seen that.
I've never seen it either.
It's Margo Australia's favorite movie.
Bobby Darren and he's not Bobby Darren.
Not Bobby Zarin.
Although I'm interested in the body.
I'm interested in the Broadway play.
He's like one of those very synodhre types like Dean Martin.
Somewhere.
Okay.
And so the show.
Beyond the sea.
And then he had a biopic starring Kevin Spacey called Beyond the Sea that Margal
Oshery.
It's like literally her favorite fucking movie.
Do you not know that?
No.
Yeah.
And then there's a Broadway play about him too.
Okay.
Bobby Darren.
I can't believe you've never seen Beyond the Sea.
I feel like it's your favorite movie.
No.
Should I see it?
it? Ask Margo.
I feel like they're not.
Like, why would she know what that is?
I know. It's like, you're doubting me.
Okay, let's just quickly call her. Yeah, let's just call her.
I miss her.
Um, okay.
She left yesterday. My dear sweet satchy.
Oh, I had a huge pimple.
Just wanted to update everyone. Yeah, I'm so young, hormones boosting through me.
Huge pimple like here to the point that it hurts, you know?
And like, I can't even talk.
Please don't pop it.
Oh, I did already. And it's so much worse.
Don't pop your pimples, you guys.
If you take anything away.
from the show, don't pop your pimples.
Wrong. If you want joy in your life, pop your pimples.
You'll be ugly, but joyful.
Yet ugly.
Okay, maybe I'll leave Margaret, like, one of those voicemail videos.
I love those because I never see them.
And then I hope one day when I'm, like, really bored and, like, really missing everyone.
It's such a great idea, but why do people not receive them?
Okay, I'm sending one.
People don't receive them.
They don't.
Hey, Satji, we're recording the podcast, and I was bringing up the fact that, like,
randomly your favorite movie is Beyond the Sea, the biopic of, um,
Bobby Darren.
Can you confirm that that's true?
Because Jackie's like,
why would that be her favorite movie?
And I just like want to prove that
I know you better than her.
So confirm or deny your favorite movie
is Beyond the Sea.
Bobby Darren biopic.
Love you by.
Send.
She'll never get it.
She'll never get it.
She will literally get it.
Okay.
Well, let's get into the story, shall we?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Our first story, some glorious news.
Love Islands, Molly May and Tommy Fury,
welcome baby number two.
Really cute. So Molly May shared
yesterday that they
had given birth and welcome their second baby
together, a girl. She captioned it
and then there were four and it's a photo
of like the baby on the bed with
Molly, Tommy and Bambi.
Yeah, I'm curious what the name is because like Bambi was such a
cultural shift. Yeah, and like out of left field.
Like no one could have predicted that.
And it's so crazy because I was just thinking
about Molly May and Tommy because I'm watching Love Island.
And I know Love Island, U.S. and U.K. are so different because I was like,
these two would never go on Love Island USA.
Like last night when they had three people in a bed like filming a porno, I'm like,
Tommy and Molly would fucking never.
It's insane that they're from this franchise, even though it's different because they're
so fucking classy.
Everything they do is like so high brow.
And it's crazy that like Molly, I mean, I watched it.
I can't remember a certain moment, but like had to do these challenges like making out with
I'm sure.
They did the challenges still.
It wasn't as pornographic.
And I had heard the early seasons of Love Island, UK were like really raunchy.
like they're showing sex in the bed.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I've seen those clips.
But that it's smoking cigarettes.
Then they went on to like cable.
Yeah.
And that's what Love Island USA needs.
They need to be on NBC so that they have to keep it in their pants.
That's actually a really good call.
It's like because they're on peacock.
They can do whatever.
They should get away with it.
And then more, more, more.
But it's like, it's a lot.
Right about that.
I never put that together.
They need the constraints of cable.
They do.
And the FCC needs to get in there.
And like the mother's groups.
And say like Bryce getting your own bed.
That was really sick.
We'll save it for the TV recap.
But I also wanted to say one more thing.
What do you think they'll name the baby?
Let's do a prediction.
What was Bambi's mother's name?
What was Bambi's mother's name?
Or like another Disney character.
No, I think they'll, you know what?
It's just coming to me.
Cinderella.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Girl.
Cinderella.
Do you know what's coming to me?
Just this is what I think.
This is my predict.
Dove.
So pretty.
Rapunzel.
I'm sticking with the Disney theme.
Bambi and Dove.
Dove is really pretty.
I love the name.
I love the name, Dub, too.
The thing is like,
Dove is a name though and given her track record she likes to choose names that like aren't really names.
But Bambi's now a name.
Okay, if you want to think about like mystical, mythical animals, woodland creatures.
Yeah, like someone from Madagascar or something.
Or like, Simba.
Or like.
Oh, Nala.
I just want to say Bambi and Nala is like a little too on the nose.
That would be insane.
Like who was she married to, Bob Iger?
I think Bambi and Dove is really cute.
I agree.
There was something.
else that I was thinking for a name for her oh yeah yeah I'm like this is so fun um oh
like frozen oh Sven such a beautiful name oh oh no I got it I got it Wessleton I love it
but I don't think she did Bambi because of like Disney necessarily I think it's
what what is Bambi before the deer yeah it is it is a it is a name
of a deer.
But it's like a very unique name.
It's not like Apple.
She was so like ahead of the curve that Gwyneth.
It's so true.
What did they say that Apple Martin is starring in?
Oh, the next Nancy Myers movie.
The pressure's on.
Can't wait.
Can't wait.
I'm happy for Molly.
It's so happy for Molly.
They've also come really far.
They've come so far.
Like, you know what?
And it's just such a great example of like work through hard things.
It's true.
It's true.
Don't give up on your family.
Try and make it work.
Try and make it work.
But it's also like a huge testament to like the men who are like living toxic lives
like to stop doing that.
Yeah.
It reminds me of Whitney and Connor.
Another example of try and make it work.
It's true.
They're making it work.
They're making it work.
And like I've never ever been happier.
I don't want to talk about what he did.
I know.
It's like I don't want to think about it too hard.
It's like what are you doing?
It's like we kind of can't come back from it.
But yeah.
But what if we just didn't think about it too hard?
What if we moved on with forgiveness?
And love in our hearts.
And like and real earnestness in trying to make.
it work for our young family.
Yeah. I respect them both, Whitney and Connor and now Tommy.
Like setting aside like your personal grievances to like prioritize your family and keep
your unit together at like a cost to your self-esteem or whatever is such an admirable
thing to do.
And it's the right thing to do, but it's the hard thing to do.
So I commend them both.
I hope they're so happy.
I hope so too.
Mazel tov to the furies.
Mazel to the furies.
Are you ready for our next story?
Another mausel.
Andy Cohen and his new boyfriend
were all smiles during a Miami getaway.
So Andy Cohen has been spotted like walking down the street.
Oh, I didn't see these pictures.
I saw them walking outside of Via Coroto.
Yes.
Here, this is them in Miami.
But I saw the Via Coroto.
Did you hold iPad further away?
Sorry.
I'm like, when you zoom out more?
There you go.
Wait, like seriously, so cute.
It's crazy that Andy's been in the public eye.
I've read all of his books.
It's not that he doesn't date.
He always like keeps it under wraps.
I don't think he's had like many long-term relationships,
but the ones that he's,
had in the last 20 years we have not known about. So they must be like married. At what level are they
at that they're like spotted together? He was at the Villacrodo thing was his birthday party, right? Oh,
was it? And so, uh, his man was on his arm. Who is, who, what, where why have? His name is
Kevin Sobiesky. He is the ex-boyfriend of Passick, of Passick and Paul. The world is so small.
You're kidding. Not kidding. Okay. He's a businessman. Okay. Unemployed. I need to know his age because I
would have thought like Andy would go a little younger yeah but I think at some point like when
you want to be serious and he also has two kids like when you're actually like gonna let someone
in your life and around your kids it has to be a serious person but that is still young how old is
Andy's like well into his 50s yeah when I saw a picture of Andy with a boyfriend like I've never
we've seen him paparazzi at a thousand times with fabulous friends and by himself and the dogs
and the kids never with another like significant other I don't know why I think this is the craziest
thing no the photos were a bit shocking yes yes and I'm very happy for him like I
love this sort of stable era.
He must be a great guy, I'm sure, like,
SJP loves him. Oh, I'm sure.
He works at a private equity
and investment firm, so he has, like, a real job.
He graduated from Harvard.
Oh, my God. Like, we should be
encouraging. He's setting an example, like, date people
with jobs and college degrees. It's so important.
He dated Bench-Passick from 2018
to 2022, so he's, like,
familiar with the limelight. Right. He's also
like in a very, like, elite NYC
gay scene. Yes.
That's probably how they met. Yes. And he's, and he's,
Andy's first public relationship in years.
Yeah, I think his last ex is John Hill,
who he talks about in his book a lot,
who's now like his best friend.
I think he hosts Radio Andy.
That was in the early 2000s,
but more recently he dated a epidemiologist,
Clifton Dasinoco.
A what?
Epidemiologist.
I see.
Epidemiologist?
Yeah, what's that?
Epidemiologist.
Okay, I'm going to say it has something to do with skin.
Like epidermis.
Right.
But it's not a derminologist.
The study and analysis.
Okay.
Epidemiology is a study and analysis of the distribution patterns and determinants of health and disease conditions in a defined population.
So he's more of like a research analyst.
It is a quarterstone of public health shapes policy decisions and evidence-based practice by identifying risk factors for disease and targets preventative health care.
So it's not a doctor.
It's either like a very serious job or a very fake job.
But it's good to be in a role where no one knows, like goals.
I just want to say like Andy is the helm of Rob.
which is like this insane universe with like seriously some of the craziest fans.
So I do understand why his like personal life has largely been kept secret because that's not
what he signed up for.
That's what the people who work for him have signed up for.
So I am afraid of like what the fans are going to do.
No, I think the fans know better than to like mess with Andy.
You know, he'll take your show right away from you.
He'll fire your favorite housewife.
It's true.
It's true.
So you don't want to start with him.
Did you also see Andy like have this big admission on radio Andy?
Because we've sort of been waiting.
He said that there was like a crazy story about who.
who figured out who the rat was at the summer house reunion.
Everybody was saying it was Jennifer Lawrence.
He said that he was, like, he was, like, hyping it up, like, when it happened too much.
Like, they never really were able to figure out who helped them figure it out, and it wasn't
Jennifer Lawrence.
And he, like, regretted it up because it became this whole thing and he, like, didn't know
what to do about it.
I feel like we've been there.
Like, and it happens.
I actually respected his honesty.
I respect the honesty as well.
Thank you.
I can move on.
I also want to say, I feel like radio Andy, Andy, Andy, and watch what happens live.
Andy are two different people.
You know, you're in a different mood in the morning than you are at night.
1,000 percent.
And I find Radio Andy, like to be such a likable version of Andy, whenever I see clips, I'm like, oh, that's Andy, like, the guy.
On Watchup and Live, I feel like sometimes he's in such a bad mood.
It's so not fun to watch.
But Radio Andy, I feel like he's sort of, like, built for radio.
Yeah, radio's fun.
And radio's easy.
And I'm sure.
They don't do video either.
I'd be happier for the job that pays more.
And, like, I don't have to be on video.
Right.
And I'm not staying up till 1130.
Yeah.
And it's like, he sits and talks to his friends on Radio Andy.
The host is his friend.
John, like, watch on his life.
He has to talk to people that I know he hates.
Yeah.
It's a lot.
You know, to always be at that, like, level of, like,
fun and, like, I'm the silly gay guy.
Everyone loves me.
Like, it's annoying.
Yeah.
Sometimes you just want to relax.
To yosify every night.
Every conversation.
And morning.
Yeah, but you're saying the morning's not, like.
No, the mornings are just so chill.
Relax.
I also think he doesn't like the structure of his own show because he's always rushing through
things and, like, and radio is so black.
And you know what?
And you know what?
I'm going to say something.
Cancel the after show.
there's no need for the watch what happens live after show they're still doing it they're still doing an after show it's actual like it's an abuse of labor laws it's true it's and like we watched watch watch it's enough yeah let Andy go home yes let Andy go let and maybe sometimes they don't do it though it's like an optional maybe he would give more to the main show yeah if he knew like it was over yeah I love that because it's like if you didn't make it on to the main show if the conversation like what for a reason and maybe maybe like less stupid games
No, I think everyone loves this to be.
Maybe that's like, fan interactions, like, with the questions because people, like, are always wasting time.
And it's a real trigger for him.
Yeah, Andy hates the fan questions.
So, yeah, like, switch it up.
Yeah, why do we have to have fan questions?
The stupid games are the best part.
Sorry, like, don't do, do more of that.
Like, that's silly and fun.
The fan interactions, like, people do abuse the time.
They don't realize, because they're going to work on TV.
They don't realize it's like, go, go, go.
They're like, hi, Andy.
I loved your book.
Ryan Sirhan, I've been watching you for 15.
Like, shut up.
It's like, you're finally getting to talk to your faith.
I understand why.
Like you want to tell them what you think.
I understand my Andy hates it too.
Yes, I do.
But he needs.
So yeah, watch on top and stuff needs like a little bit of a shakeup.
We need more radio Andy energy.
He's so relaxed on the radio.
He's always sharing things I feel like later in the day.
He's like, maybe I shared too much.
Like, yes.
Yeah, more oversharing.
More oversharing.
Are you ready for our next story?
Mm-hmm.
Just as one ship sets out sale, another comes back to port.
Camila Cabo and her billionaire boyfriend have split after 18 months of dating.
I hate to see a woman lose a billionaire.
You do.
It pains me.
So Camila Cabo has been dating Henry.
junior chal hub and he is a 40 year old billionaire his family owns the luxury fashion distribution
giant chal hoop group what are they own child hoop let's go find out yeah so like he's not a 40 year old
billionaire he's like a 40 year old son he's a 40 year old he's a and i know obviously like an heiress
is amazing like who wouldn't want to marry an heiress but don't you feel like it's a little bit of an
ick well of course it's like you have never had a job in your life yeah but there are some heirs who like
air well and they're, you know, going to take over the business.
And there's all different versions of like the air son.
Right, the mango guy who killed his dad for the god.
But like there are the ones that are primed to take over.
I mean, it's literally Yellowstone.
There are Csies.
There are best.
Yeah.
Or jammies.
Exactly. An heiress is always fun.
They are not.
I was not talking about heiress.
You're talking about a male air.
A male air.
It's like, looking through the lens as a romantic part.
Yeah.
It is like obviously like I would love to marry, you know, someone who's a billionaire.
But it's like, it's, you're going to be a,
dad's a billionaire. Like, what have you ever done in your life? I don't know. It kind of gives me
the ick. I know that's crazy. So the group, oh, that's like, um, yesterday year. Oh. So like
his dad is like a billionaire. He's like, oh, like ballerina farm. But yeah, no, it's, oh,
you guys, Redheads episode comes out today. I just have to record the ads. Um, you all need
to listen to it. It's so fucking fire. Because it's like, we talk about how it's just like, like,
what components are like Ballerina Farm. But yes, her husband's father is like super wealthy.
So is Ballerina Farms. In real life, her husband. Her husband's,
husband's father, like, started JetBlue.
In the book, he's like a politician.
He's running for president.
Okay.
And he is like a bad air.
Like he is like an unmotivated, lazy air and like has zero purpose.
I don't know hog fathering who is, um, belly.
I kept calling him Daniel.
Yeah, right.
I don't know.
His name in the book is Caleb.
I don't know Daniel, the real life Caleb.
But I actually don't think he's a bad air.
Like he has unique interests for sure.
like most airs aren't into like raising cattle and creating dairy products.
Um, but he's a hustler.
Like I think a lot of their like commercial success was him.
Like he's, she's like very much a base and like she's, it's like her philosophy,
but he's sort of like, like, yeah.
Well, that's like in the book.
They go on their first scene.
And he was like, what do you want for your life?
And she was like, she grew up in Idaho.
So she's like, I'd like a farm in between a couple mountains, you know, with the cow
and some kids.
And then she was like, what do you want?
And he was like, I don't know.
But, but that sounds nice.
Okay, but respect like not knowing what you want.
So it's like her.
vision that like he then makes yourself. In the book it's very nefarious. Marindle Lambert said it
perfectly. Daddy gave life to mama's dream. Like it's beautiful. It's a timeless American tale.
That's beautiful. That reminds me also of the Cody Johnson song, The Painter. I kind of want to
never speak to you again for introducing me to that song. The painter? It's so upsetting. About how the
woman like brings color to the world. Obviously I don't see it like if I'm a romantic. It's literally about
Ruby. Is Ruby the painter or are you the painter? My life was
black and white, but he's the painter. Oh, he's the painter. I don't remember. This is how we sing it.
Live before who came into the picture. Like seriously, I can't listen to that song. It always makes me
cry. And it was on like my birthday list. But think about it from like Ben can't remember life before
you came into the picture. Sure. Like I literally don't care what Ben thinks about me. Do you know what?
It's me and Ruby. Did you listen to the song last night that I told you to listen to?
I did. Jackie was like there's this new Dan and Jay song. Like it's so email. Like you should listen to it.
It's going to make you cry. I heard it for the first time on.
Ruby's birthday.
I didn't like it.
And I didn't think it was like powerful.
And I don't want to tell you that because like I don't want to shit on your.
Well, that's fine.
I just like was listening on Ruby's birthday.
He had turned one and it was about how like, you know, you're young.
And then you're going to be like the old man.
Yeah.
It was just like about how time flies when you're like beautiful and skinny.
Well, that song for me is Thomas Wrett and remember you young.
I can't fucking take that song.
Also the reason why I asked you about that song was because I'd never really listen to fathers
and sons, Luke Holmes's album.
Because like I know like, you know for Hunter Famous.
And like I know like the hits, but I never really gave it like a deep dark listen to.
And I was like, because, you know, there'll be a time where I'm ready for that.
And like my favorite song.
Like I also on my birth playlist that I can't listen to is take you with me by Luke Combs,
which is like very much fathers and sons coated.
So I listened to fathers and sons and like literally I had to stop.
And that's why I asked you about the Dan and Chay song.
You weren't just like in the moon to cry.
Yes.
Yes.
I'd put Ruby down early and I was like, what should I do now?
Cry.
Yeah.
And bed ones in home.
I'm like, this feels like the perfect time to sell harm.
And no, and it's a perfect time just have a good cry.
Sometimes you have to cry.
Absolutely. I cry pretty much every night when I put Ruby down. Like, there's like an hour between like putting him down and like when my shows start. Yeah. So I usually use that hour like look at pictures from the day he was born. You need to move to a different time so like it's eight o'clock here. Because it's bad for my mental health. Yeah. So that like you could sort of skip over that hour. We'll see you on central time. What was this story? Oh, come and look about you. Oh, yeah. Childhood group. They are the, oh, what do they own? The large luxury operator in the Middle East. They represent over 300 brands. Like, do you? Like, do you? Oh, come and. Oh, what do they own? Uh, the largex luxury operator in the Middle East. They represent over 300 brands. Like, like, do.
doing distribution in retail.
So they don't own the brands.
They have a couple in-house brands that you've never heard of,
but they more so like distribute in retail.
It's just crazy.
Like that makes you a billionaire because like they can't even explain what they do.
Like I don't think they want us to, um, to look into it.
I was actually just watching this insanely interesting video about Walmart.
Um, you know, they're headquartered in Arkansas, like this small town.
I think it's called Fayetteville.
Don't call, call me on that.
And they have created like, um, if you've,
ever went to the town there it looks like um what's the place in san francisco where like all the
tech companies are silicon valley it looks like Silicon valley you know everyone has like in the intern
like it's like a campus like every the parks and Walmart built this whole town and it was why
Walmart decided to spend like billions of dollars creating like a basically like a haven and it was
like in order to attract people to come work not people don't want to live in Arkansas if you're
like operating at a high level like a C-suite executive like why would they move to Arkansas when
they can get a great job in like New York or whatever.
So it's like the most amazing place to live.
I kind of like want to work for Walmart now.
You should.
What would you do there?
I could be like the face of the company.
In what sense?
Um, model.
Folks person.
I don't know if the models live there.
Well, I would obviously be like the in-house model.
What are you not getting?
Do you need to explain anymore?
I'm beautiful and thin and they need a model.
Forever.
You would model all goods.
Yeah.
Well, they would just generally like take my, you know when you like do a video game
and you have to wear all those dots on the like body suit.
I would want them to get my whole face, my whole image.
So I don't have to go to work everyday modeling.
They could just use my name and likeness while I enjoy all.
You like sit there in Fayetteville and live off the land.
Correct.
Understood.
Okay, of course.
Of course.
They have like insane parks.
Like real like all public spaces are like funded by Walmart.
You love parks.
I know.
It was a parks that got me.
Yeah.
Bentonville.
Thank you.
Okay.
Fayetteville is something else though.
Yeah, it's in Arkansas.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, see you in Bentonville.
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Our next story, Amanda Francis went on the vial files,
and she's talking about a lot of things.
Okay.
Did you also see that Rihanna had DM'd?
Yes, telling her, like, not to give up.
And I kind of agreed with Rihanna's take.
Yeah, so Amanda's talking about, like,
being on the show about Rihanna's message,
about how she's feeling about it next season.
She still has not made a decision.
Okay.
She also was talking about Doreet's house,
and she said, sometimes I consider buying it.
She said, if it wasn't so modern,
if it wasn't so pigeonholed into this one specific style,
and I thought we'd have an easier time renovating it
into something that would make us money,
I think I would absolutely consider buying it.
I like the headline, Money Queen buys house,
but I don't think it'd be a fun renovation for us.
That's funny considering the way that she renovated Kyle's house.
It's so chugie.
No, is the look of Durit's.
No, no.
Dorets is so builder-grade farmhouse.
It's actually shocking that Durit's lives in a house
that's, like, so lacking real style and, like, personality.
because her style is like so colorful.
I agree.
It's like not Congress with Dorett's personal style.
But that is a style.
And at the time that Dorete bought her house,
the style of like modern farmhouse.
And like Dorets is like a huge version of it.
And what Amanda did to Kyle's house is not really farmhouse.
It's very like chuggy millennial.
No, like she put the black windows on and made it like white and black farmhousey.
Also she shouldn't move.
I think that there's like really good energy in that Kyle Richard's house.
I think Kyle would agree.
I think it's like a house where like,
It's like a great place to raise your family.
It just gives really positive vibes.
I don't think she should buy Doreet's house.
And also I think Doreet's gives terrible vibes.
Like they got divorced.
It was robbed.
Like, no.
Yeah, she had some things to say about Doreet's finances, which are hard to hear for me.
But I actually think she's like saying a lot of things that make sense.
She said, I was trying to understand how much understanding Dorete had of her finances.
And she didn't know.
I think it's just really obvious.
If you're not sure the mortgage is getting paid, call the mortgage company.
And if the mortgage isn't getting paid, even if it's supposedly your ex's
responsibility. If you want to save the home, pay the mortgage and spend less on designer clothes.
I love to shop, but I would never not pay my mortgage. She suspected that Doree believed P.K.
would look bad once people realized he was not paying a mortgage. And Amanda said that everyone
looks bad. And she told Deree, you have to pay your bills. As far as season 16 and her coming back
to this show, she said, it's not official and I'm not sure. Even my husband was the strongest one
saying you shouldn't do that again. Baby, we're really unhappy. But he's had a change of heart.
it's more psychological space than anyone can understand.
It's kind of a painful experience.
She said, you can tell when you're filming with them, with the girls.
She said, I think me not needing the show irritated some of my castmates.
Those who need it, like need the money, make their responses bigger than they actually are.
Those who need it are always trying to make sure they're getting the camera time,
and they're very different on camera than off camera.
So when you get there and you feel like people are doing whatever they have to do for their strategy
and their storyline and their take town, you're like, how do I ever get to know you?
I do feel like she's ripe for an amazing second season.
I do still believe that she's like not a good fit and poorly cast.
But now like knowing what I know about her, I think that she's misunderstood and she could now knowing what she knows, like have a great season.
If she doesn't have to and I don't understand her finances, I can't lie.
Like I have no idea how she's affording all of this stuff.
Then don't do it.
But I think probably it's helped a lot with like her digital company and her digital courses because like while some people think she's,
crazy. Some people maybe resonate with the whole manifesting money. And if she has good courses,
which I feel like she does because people, she says she has like such a good, like, return rate,
retention rate and people like it. So if people like discovered her through the show and got the course
and the course is good, then that's good for her business. Yeah. And while she started poorly, I do
think by the end, like, I ended up having a lot of respect for how she handled a lot of the situations.
I think like she kind of ate up some of the women like Bose a little bit. Um, she has potential. I
I think she should come back just because she shouldn't be a one season wonder with like the worst season ever.
It's such a bad way to go out.
It's like Peggy Sulhanian.
It's so,
I think even though it's very hard for it.
And she said this,
like she said that like filming is just like so draining.
Draining on her.
She had a break where she didn't film for one week over this past season just because of how things shook out.
And she remember the producer was like,
how are you doing after not filming for a week?
And she was like my brain turned back on.
The creativity I was able to give to my business this week is something I haven't given in months.
The presence I was given to my children.
I became myself again.
So like that's really hard to go back.
And yeah, filming is definitely like a toxic hard situation.
Especially when you're not really like in the inner circle.
But no one's protecting you.
Yeah.
But no one ever thought that it's like a fun.
Actually for some people.
It definitely like seems oh, that would be fun.
You know, being pretty and taking trips.
For some people it's definitely like fun and easy and light for a time.
I think it looks fun.
Yeah.
But it was definitely not fun for her.
I know.
I think she would have a better second season.
I do think that she should come back just to like.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
And I do think there's more to her.
I'm open.
I'm open.
the first episodes where people really hated her.
I didn't like her, but I didn't hate her as much as everyone.
And I really maintain the fact that like that whole original sin of like, Kyle said this and
then you made it your own opinion and you've repeated it like, it's just not that big of a deal.
And that's what she means.
Like when she's more so Kyle, like Doree, and I think a little bit lost in the sauce because
Doree was like annoyed at this new girl talking about her, but more so at Kyle.
Yeah.
So she was sort of collateral.
If it wasn't Kyle, it would have.
But it became all about Doreet and Amanda.
Not real.
You episodes.
And then because I think Doreet and Kyle were trying to maintain some sort of like
date taunt.
And it just wasn't that big of a deal to me.
So I didn't understand all of the ire.
I also feel like she's referencing in this interview, Erica, a little bit.
Like people who need the money having like really outsized reactions.
It did feel like a lot of Erica this season was like so drama over things like that weren't
that big of a deal.
Yeah.
I don't know because.
Obviously Doree.
She's usually like cool as a cucumber.
Right.
No, she was kind of weird this season.
But some of the things, like, is personal stuff to her.
Like, her friendship with Kyle and Dorit, like, is real.
I think she doesn't care so much when it's, like, up here at the surface, Sutton.
I don't think she cares so much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I don't know.
Yeah, I guess, like, Derreet has big reactions,
but Durit has always had big reactions.
Yeah, right.
Who else needs the show?
For the most part in why, like, the franchise is, like, no,
it's not like a group of, like, desperate, financially foraken women.
It does sound like,
Erica Doree. Bose? No, Bose is fine. And Bose didn't have any, like, crazy
outsized reactions. That's one of my favorite things about her. She's, like, so mellow and, like, very,
um, measured. Yeah. I don't know. She could be talking about Bose. She also, like, does...
Just be talking. She doesn't really like Bose. Yeah, right. So she, I feel like she'd be shading her.
Yeah. I think she should mend her friendship with Doree. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I think it was a good interview for her.
Even all the quotes that I'm reading, like, she comes off, like very cogent and likable.
And, RJ.
I'm open to her.
Our fifth and final story, Love Island, recap, a little news is that Sean's mother has
responded to the mayor.
Yes, the mayor.
So as you know, the mayor of the police department that Sean worked for, like, was
spoke out about how, like, disgraceful this guy who, like, used all the resources from
the police force to join the academy, become a police officer, only to quit within one year
to join a show.
Like, blowing up his spot, like, and while maybe that's, like, an argument worth having,
like, publicly blowing up his spot, like, to, like, get attention for your
police force is like really lame. So Sean's mom responded saying this is Sean's mom and this makes
me very sad because the mayor doesn't see what a huge missed opportunity this was. I care about facts.
So let's start with Sean put in for leave. Secondly, they didn't pay for a full academy for Sean.
Sean came to Pennsylvania after being a contra sheriff deputy since April 2021 and they paid to put him
through a full academy. So, you know, PA did not. Because he had a son. I'm not saying they didn't do any
training, but they also weren't fully honest about all the details. I'm proud of my son. It is a brave
decision to put yourself out there to find love under the microscope of the world.
And then also she commented something else saying he put him for leave to go on the show.
And it didn't come through until he had already left.
And it was denied.
Sleigh mama, like, yeah, protect your son.
And thank you for providing those facts.
I did forget, like he had to move.
So yeah, it wasn't this particular police force that was responsible for the funding of his career.
And when he said he was a police officer for six years, the first five were before he moved to Pennsylvania.
Yeah, they were in contra.
They were in contra.
But every time Sean does like anything wrong, which she's really not, he seems like a
really nice guy.
You know, it's like Sean B. Mayer.
Sean B. Mayor.
I want to say I am hating.
Have they ever done this Paradise Villa thing before, the three-sum?
Like, literally.
We're watching a pornography.
When I saw that big jumbo-ass bed, I was like, hell now.
So I was doing admin when I saw what happened with the girls in Gabriel.
No, not Bryce.
Oh, because what happened to Bryce?
I was, I was all, that, like, that bed was like namesake on steroids.
I'm sorry, that bed was this.
Zach and Kada.
Three people sleep.
It's already crazy that they make you sleep with your partner,
but it's like a good sociological experiment.
The making out, being in a room, sleeping in the same bed.
How is that not a pornography?
I was glad that he was declined.
Of course!
Because the alternative is an actual...
Only fans.
Like, this is insane.
And then what happened with the girls in Gabriel?
He was like giving them both the time of day, like...
In the bed?
Oh, whoa.
No, I think they all just slept.
Okay, but like...
He was definitely more into Beah.
In the bed.
Like just...
before conversations, they had a date afterwards.
Like in the bed, like.
In the bed, they only showed it for one second.
They were all just sleeping.
Like nothing crazy.
As they all should.
No one touching.
No.
Okay.
That's nice.
Yeah, that's really uncomfortable.
And I would feel bad for these people that like, oh my gosh, you're going on a show
and now they're forcing you to like make out left, right and center.
But it's literally what they signed up for.
And I'm pretty sure that they were told like you can't not do this.
So do you want to come on the show or not?
Of course.
And also like Bryce and Trinity, both not getting chosen by the bombshells and having to
recouple as like two losers.
Like I was seriously cracking up.
But maybe they could.
be bonded in loserdom. I kind of ship. Well, that's how I felt. Why didn't they just also couple up
Kenzie and Sean? Because now they're both up to me. That's always a thing. No, and they're actually,
the more I saw them, like the two goofy, big smiles, I'm like, oh, you're perfect for each other.
Yeah. Trinity and Bryce are not a good match. But that's like not how couples usually happen.
We always have like a couple singles. We'll get some more bombshells. We have to have people who are
vulnerable. If there's a recoupling, they could, like, if the girls are picking. Why would
Bryce and Trinity get rematched? Oh, because they're still in their couple. Like, right. Oh, they
tried to leave successfully. Yeah. I like that they got rematch and I think that maybe they'll
appreciate each other now. Then somebody on Twitter pointed out to me that Baya has clear braces
and I wish that they didn't because they're like, first of all, I need the name of her dentist.
They are so fucking clear. Like I can't see them. I'm like, no, what are you guys talking about?
Just like braces? She does. I wish nobody told me I can't watch a show. It's so distracting. I'm always trying
to catch the brace. I don't know why. I'm like, oh, I see it. Oh, I see. I think maybe it's
only the bottom. I seriously don't know. I can't see it.
It's so fucking disturbing. Going on LeBile
with braces is crazy work.
It's insane. Yeah.
And that's what we were saying. She has so much
confidence. And I think that's what really
people find attractive about her.
She's like very person, like the leads with her personality.
Obviously she's like an amazing body and she's beautiful. But like
her personality shines through first, which is kind of
crazy. So yeah, only like a person with insane self-confidence
would get braces before going on TV. Or not
get them taken off. Or just get them taken off.
Yeah. And then it's only six weeks. You can put
them right back on. Or she looked nice. They're so normal looking. Yeah. I don't know. I like Sean and
Kenzie. I just want to say. Yeah. They're not letting her go. Kenzie's insane. Like why she cries so hard?
The producers are not letting her go. No, of course, because she's clearly like the most emotional
because to literally cry over a guy who you like kissed once on Love Island, like all day she was
crying. Like in the hideaway, in the glam room. Like why are you still crying? Yeah, but it really
hurts that like Kada is the most beautiful woman on the planet. Yeah. It sucks to lose to Kada. She's
insane looking. I'm really glad she's here.
Me too. Definitely brought up the group average.
She's really, really beautiful.
And it's a lot of pressure on her to have a good
personality because on this show, like people
come in. I was telling you about Adriana.
Like someone from last season, she was a bombshell
and like the world stopped.
Everyone, like left their wives.
They said she used to date Michael B. Jordan.
Yeah, like everyone was shook. Like everyone
would have left their girlfriend.
Andrina.
Andrea. Yeah. Everyone would have left
their girlfriend to be with her.
And then. She made no impact.
She made no impact.
She got sent home.
Like, no one wanted to couple up with her.
And it's like, wow, your personality must just be such a dud.
Yeah.
So, yes, like your looks will get you to a place.
But it's not everything.
Now, the preexisting couples, like, sincere and Melanie, is that her name, are actually
really cute.
They're strong.
I want to like Anaya and Casey, but I feel like Casey's just too excited to be dating
the daughter of a basketball player.
Like, when he found out he could not, like, get that smile up his face.
he looked like he had just sort of like found a treasure.
Like he was like that meme.
You know the yellow jacket guy where he's like by the train?
I actually think he's like a nice guy and I don't get like bad vibes.
I don't think that's a bad thing.
No, it's exciting.
I like you.
Oh my gosh.
And I'm so excited that like your friend and be married into like an NBA family.
Like and she's wealthy girl.
Like great.
Excitement excites me.
I don't think it's a red flag.
Also we need a meme of the yellow jacket guy being like Casey when he found out what a nice dad does for a living.
He was so excited.
Yeah.
And like good, he should be.
It's exciting.
And if she was worried about like people using her for that fact, she wouldn't have shared it.
Now, I have a question about Love Island.
And I would think that's lame.
Like, you are who you are.
And I know I brought this up last season.
But like, I don't really understand why they have a host.
And it's like always a big deal.
Ariana gets her like slow-mo walkthroughs.
They have this like high-profile host.
And they use her sometimes for challenges, sometimes not.
But like the rose ceremonies, what are they called fire pit ceremonies?
Re-coupling, like big moments.
It's all done on the texts.
What's the point in having a host?
they don't want to like pay her hourly rate it's insane it's really weird she doesn't need to show up
literally at all except but she's like having cocktails with them like what the fuck no and she does
some recouplings but not she yeah i feel like she like the host does no recouplings it's always the
phones she does no recouplings and like the phones yes is and some challenges are with a host with a host
with a host some challenges are like remote yeah who hosts the challenges them i guess they have
guest people coming.
Yeah.
But like sometimes none.
Yeah, just usually Ian explains to us what's going to go down.
I love him.
I love him.
When he said, and here comes Bryce quoting like a, like an informal doula.
An informal midwife.
What's that baby?
He's actually very funny.
I would think that like that schick is stupid.
It's not.
It's very well done.
No, it's very surprising.
Yeah.
I wonder who writes those jokes.
He does.
He's a comedian.
Really?
Yeah.
There's definitely like a team of writers.
For sure.
But he is.
is a comedian. Yeah, it's hysterical.
Hysterical. Heterical.
But Love Island on cable.
Yeah. That bed scene was just
too much. When I saw that like XXL bed,
I got to pit my stomach. I'm like, no fucking way.
Yeah. And then like,
what's a new guy's name?
Gabriel. Gabriel is like choking Baya
and Trinity's just like watching on the bed.
Like it was literally porn. It's insane that we're watching porn.
It's very weird. It's wrong.
I know, but that's.
the show. So like, do you want to watch a show or not? Like, not that part. Yeah, I sort of like
want to. You can disassociate. Yeah, I want to take a stand though. Like, they don't, they actually
don't care about courting viewers like us. Yeah, no, because we're not like Gen Z morons who like
make Twitter fan pages. Like they want like that really like Gen Z toxic sort of fan base.
Yeah. And more porn. Not the level headed millennials. No, they really don't care. Like every
criticism I've ever had, they turned it up. Yeah, right. They just do more of it. They probably watch
the show. What does Jackie O'm not like? Let's do more of it.
Yeah, which I don't think that's a good strategy, but I guess all my favorite shows get canceled.
Maybe it is.
Keep doing what you're doing.
But I do think that, like, the show overall, like, benefits from very good marketing and just being part of the zeitkeyes.
They got there with that season of, like, Leah.
Yes, that was huge for, because we were watching Love Island USA before that season.
No one was watching.
No one was talking about it.
So they had, like, one really strong season.
And they're, like, living off of the goodwill of that.
And they have very good marketing and hype.
But the show is not good.
So it's only a matter of time before the jig is up.
Yeah, this season, last season was very good.
I will say that.
I know you didn't like it, but I think in terms of drama and moments, like, it was there.
There were moments, but like all in all, how many hours a week are we watching?
It's not good television.
And it's possible to have good, like, there are real good seasons of shows of Love Island.
Yeah, we need, um, I know it's early.
So it says I'm not feeling very hopeful about the group, about everything.
Mm-hmm.
I need like more.
I need a mean girl, like, to come in.
Everyone's like best friends.
No, like, where's the bully?
Yeah, but the girls always come in like,
I'm not here to make friends.
I'm going to take your man and then like next.
They're like, yeah.
I'm so sorry I talked to him.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Totally.
Like, I need someone.
I need a big bitch to come in.
Big one.
I agree.
That's our show.
Honestly, I think it was an amazing one.
Like, I mean, they all are obviously like life changing.
Completely unique.
Not ever been done before.
But this one I feel like we had a lot of good laughs.
Always.
I mean, for me, it's always, you know.
It's just classic Jackson Claude.
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