The Toast - Love Thy Neighbor: Thursday, September 26th, 2024

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday. That actually feels like so crazy. Like a Thursday is what it feels like. What day is it? I don't know. For you guys listening, it's Thursday. Allegedly.

For us recording, it's Thursday. It's Thursday. It is Wednesday. We are recording Wednesday evening. Jackie's in town. Oh, hey, Jax. How you doing? Hey, Turd.

I'm doing good. Jackie's in town. Oh, hey, Jax. How you doing? Hey, Turd. I'm doing good. Jackie's in town. So we're just making the most of it. And we're very disoriented. So basically, I got into town this morning. That's why I wasn't on the toast for Wednesday's episode. And then we have a big, big wig dinner. I've been vlogging my trip to New York.

So like all the dates are kind of in the vlog that's forthcoming. But we also did an interview right before this. So I feel it's weird to like Be talking with you for the first time When I've been talking to you for an hour Right so we had rented studio space To interview our guests for next week It's kind of a pargy studio by the way

I know and so now we had extra time We're like great we'll use this studio for Thursday's episode And it's like a little too pargy It's making like our usual crap look like crap Yeah yeah So it's like it's a nice treat but It's making like our usual crap look like crap. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like it's a nice treat, but don't get used to my hair looking this color. The lighting in here, like could it be softer?

Look at my hair. It's really upsetting how gorgeous we look. Yeah. Wait, so much happened that you and I haven't been able to chat about. The first is we announced our big show at the Hard Rock Live in Seminole, Hollywood, Florida. Gizmo Holiday Spectacular. Seminole, Hollywood, Florida. Gizmo Holiday Spectacular. We're going to Hollywood, Florida. And if you're listening to this, Patreon presale has begun.

So 10 a.m. Eastern Time on Thursday, which is today, the Patreon presale begins. So if you're a Patreon member, you will get a code. You will get first access to tickets. And then everybody else, it goes on sale tomorrow, Friday. So if you go to thetoastpodcast.com slash tour or just head to any of our social medias, you will be inundated with the link if you're looking for it. And we're just going to wait to see the Twirlies there. It's like a holiday-themed show. I tried to promote it on yesterday's episode with Ben.

And he was just going on and on about how the last time he was at Hard Rock Seminole, he said it was the last time he was going to be there because they don't give free drinks at the casino. All I have to say is, okay, see you not at the show. What a bright time It's the right time To rock the stage At Hard Rock To hard rock the stage

At Hard Rock We're live At the Hard Rock I'm so excited Also like for me It's kind of like My big hometown hero show Oh my god

Yes All your neighbors Because I know I can love to hang out With your neighbors Are they all talking about it? All my neighbors are talking about it.

I know more neighbors are going to be talking about it. I feel like this is the first time we might use our 100 comps just because of the neighborhood. Like I do technically have If you didn't use our 100 comps in New York City.

I know we have more family friends in New York, but like that's the thing about being neighborly. Like when your neighbor is performing at the Hard Rock Seminole Live, you go and see your neighbor. It's what you do. It's the neighborly Like when your neighbor Is performing At the Hard Rock Seminole live You go and see

Your neighbor It's what you do It's the neighborly Thing to do Like I find your tone In which you're talking To me about your neighbors To be extremely derogatory

Like I don't know What that's like No I think I have neighbors I think that that's like New York has everything In the world Like seriously everything

What it does not have Is like that neighborly spirit And I think that's fair You guys don't want That neighborly spirit Like seriously You would spit on it And stomp on it

You would say ew yucky Yucky No that's yucky Ew yucky But I love my neighborly spirit I love my neighbors And I think they'll be there I think you need to get

One of those lawn signs That says love thy neighbor What do you think about that? I don't need to be reminded of that But I do want to be The sort of person That's putting that energy out there You want to be known for that Yeah You definitely don't need to be reminded of that, but I do want to be the sort of person that's putting that energy out there. You want to be known for that. Yeah.

You definitely don't need a reminder. The love that you have for your neighbor lives in your heart. But I want to inspire others to love thy neighbor. So if I ever got a lawn sign, which... I'm getting you one. Right now, I don't have any lawn signs. I feel like your HOA is against it. I haven't seen anyone.

I've seen a couple lawn signs, but I could see my HOA being against it. Maybe you have to put it in a flower pot or something, like not on the grass. Wait, I wanted to say something. I meant to tell you this. When we were just interviewing the last person who was being interviewed, before we came here, Jackie and I had an interview. We were recording this episode, and then we have a dinner. So we needed to get dressed nicely.

And we were trying on a bunch of different outfits. I was trying on different tops. I needed different bras. I forgot to take my strapless bra off i'm like weirdly wearing this big jacket with a strapless bra underneath like my back will never be the same what there's nothing worse than wearing it like a strapless bra when you're a big titted broad but like unnecessarily i don't need to be wearing a strapless bra right now i'm so sorry i could be wearing a sports bra nobody would know yeah are you wearing a shirt underneath that no so just like you look at me you see a fabulous Glamorous celebrity right?

I'm silently suffering Something that you guys Don't see about me Is that actually I'm wearing leopard shorts But just the angle Of the cameras And the sofa

You don't really get to see them So I'm not just wearing Like all black Because I'm like I'm in New York State of mind It's just so not Jax If I was seriously

Wearing like all black From my chin To my tip Of my overgrown toenail Like that's so not Jax If I was seriously wearing like all black From my chin to my tip Of my overgrown toenail Like that's just not Jax Jax is about color As a vibrant redhead I actually think an all black look Looks so good on you because it contrasts your hair So your hair looks redder and brighter than ever

No like this outfit without the shorts Like it's very inside the actor's studio Like that's not your girl Jax What's wrong with inside the actor's studio? But I am who I am I'm not an actor don't say that i am seriously the world's worst actor and i know that let's do an improv scene i love these games okay so pick a place where are we because trust if i had an acting bone in my body i'd be on the stage. She would be in Hollywood. Yeah. I seriously would. Pick a scene. We are business women. What kind of business y'all in? No, come on.

Where are we? We're at a park. Come on. Okay, we're at a park and your dog just bit my leg. Oh my God. Bruno, why did you bite this beautiful young lady? Your dog's name is Bruno? Yeah.

So is mine. Oh my God. Don't worry about the bite. It happens. Oh happens oh but that's so sweet are you sure i can't get you anything no i'm easy are you sure i mean what are you offering um if you come back to my apartment it's an episode of svu i actually can't take me seriously like looking at you like that like pretending we're not sitting in this studio. Like we're not in a park. You're the one who wanted to act. We're literally in a park. There's greenery behind us.

You're the one who wanted to act. I love like improv games. Do you want to play another one? This show is improv, by the way. Some people, there might be one person out there who doesn't know. There might. That this is improv comedy. Claudia and I do not talk about the stories really or the things that we want to share

on the show. We really just let the chips fall where they may. And I would say and i would say some should be called the chip for a number of reasons this show should be called the chip some days like we don't like script ever but some days we'll sit and prepare being like should we talk about this literally this episode is probably the least we've ever prepared we just like went from one interview or another we picked the story i've been traveling all day so i've not been like deep i guess i was on my phone the entire time i was sitting in the airport so like i'm caught up until 8 a.m right um anything between then and now who knows but no i i actually i'm caught up on popular culture did you see anna delvey got eliminated from dancing with the stars

i did and we have a dancing with the stars story so we're gonna fit that in there okay because i have thoughts okay and i just I asked Ben a question When we were recapping it Because I was saying Like there's like Genuinely nothing more shameful Than being the first person Sent home on a show like that

But it's like Such a great opportunity So I said to Ben If you got the opportunity To be on it But you were going home For the first week Would you rather do that

Or never get cast on the show Go home the first week Oh we both said Never be cast No it's very exciting There's like weeks of press Leading up You get your picture taken

Like It's a big celebrity moment. You get to dance on TV. Yeah, why would you pass that up? It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. That's a very grown approach. Ben and I were like,

we'd rather literally never set foot on the stage. And seriously, if you go home the first week late, then you probably are bad and this wasn't worth doing for more than a week for you. Our swirly Tori Spelling was also eliminated. I saw and of course like her response in contrast

to Anna Delvey's was so gargi-pargi like it was just like a really hysterical moment for popular culture which is what we do. Which is what we do. And we also play footsies. And it's nice when people make it easy for us. In our big boots. Jackie and I were both walking down the street

and we were walking. So like we said we got dressed at. We're walking down the street. And we were walking. So like we said, we got dressed at 2 o'clock for the evening. We won't be home probably until like 8 or 9. Crazy. So like leaving my apartment in the middle of the day, like in big hooker boots and like big sunglasses, being like actual prostitutes. It was definitely humbling. I'm wearing like a leopard trench. Like, yeah.

It was like. It was humbling. It was giving what kind of business you're in. What kind of business Y'all in What kind of business Y'all in That's the theme Of our lives Like we've got

A big business Dinner tonight That's actually Why I'm in town You can hear about it On the vlog What kind of business You in

And it's actually Like a hard question To answer I understand Why Romy and Michelle Struggled in the way That they did. They were also like making something up.

They were lying. But like we have a thriving business. And if somebody ever dead ass looked me in the eye and asked me the question, what kind of business y'all in? What kind of business are we in? So it depends on the person asking the question and what sort of picture I want to portray to them. And do I want to make it sound bigger than it is? Do I want to keep myself small? No, let's say it was the exact scenario as the movie she's like this very simple older woman who has you know probably doesn't know

what instagram is we do a podcast that's it if i'm trying to hobnob and we're in media i would say we're in the business of content and then if we're talking to, I guess, some Gen Z's, we could still say we do a podcast, but we're influencers because we are. Yeah, yeah. I know a lot of influencers don't like being called influencers. Get over that. I think it's a really useful term. If you tell me you're an influencer,

I know exactly what you do. A thousand percent. I don't not like the term. I don't feel like it accurately describes what we do for a living because influencing is not our day job. It's just like a benefit. Right. But for someone who might not like who knows what an influencer is but doesn't know what a podcaster is.

And influencers are podcasts. Yeah. Those two words are interchangeable. And like, yeah, influence. What about it? What's it to you? Yeah, we've got influence. We've got influence.

Yes, we do. We've got influence we've got influence yes we do we've got influence how about you you're like sorry sorry you don't get it like i'm sorry humble brag yeah it's so true i don't know why people hate the word influencers like don't they're like no don't call me that because like they're just trying to like be like don't look at me look me. But I actually don't think influencer is a. Oh, my God. What is the word I'm looking for? Like definitive or like I don't think it's a perfect. That's not the word. I know the word perfect that.

But I don't think it's the perfect word for a lot of influencers because I think there are a lot of people who create content and, you know, work with brands, but they have no influence. Right. Like just because you have A lot of followers Does not mean you Have influence Okay And influencer implies

That you have influence Okay but like On the whole Aside from those outliers Who either bought their followers Or they all died But it's not outliers It's not outliers

I would say like Half of the content creators Who you know and love Who have like a good following Some of them can't You know If they wanted to launch a business Like they have no

Like their followers Don't trust them To like buy stuff They just like think It's pretty or whatever like yeah a big part of being a content creator is like some people just follow you for the vibes like not for the links you know or not for the follows yeah but i still think that person falls into the influencer category it's not a perfect word because it implies that if you have the followers you have the influence i understand what you're saying but few things in this world are perfect. One thing that is perfect.

The toast. The toast original recipe. So true. This is original recipe, even though we're in this really fancy studio. And it's original recipe being recorded the night before. So, you know, there's always like a level of like crackhead. Night before episodes are done by crackheads like us. We couldn't do it every day because then this wouldn't be like a serious business.

Yeah. It would be a couple crackheads. But once in a while, like it's so good. It's what's needed. And it allows me to travel home tomorrow without having to podcast at 730 a.m. Thank you to the studio. No, we have this gorgeous studio. Why not us?

Everybody else with their fancy fucking clips and their zero listeners. And it's like us. I'm going to chip. Your chip is coming out. Chill the fuck out. Like put the chip away. listeners and it's like us i'm gonna chip your chip is coming out chill the fuck out like put the chip away i see seriously first of all my whole instagram these days is podcast clips which i just want to say i love yeah and we were talking to our guest an hour ago about how like

people don't have conversations anymore in real life because everyone's so like deep in their phone but like everyone's having really good conversations on podcasts and like it's kind of really nice and then i see a clip of it on my Instagram. And like, I like that sort of content. And everybody's stuff looks really good. And ours always looks good because we're like so girly and swirly. But now I feel like one of the others is all I'm saying. Yeah, well, this is actually a studio I have been in many times.

I recorded Victoria Fuller's podcast here. I have been here many times. And I see this studio on my For You page all the time. So while it is very pargy and I'm not, you know, making a crack at it, it's not original and violent. No. And we are violent and original in our work. But today I think we're just going to be like substandard influencers. What do you say?

The thing is, it's. Should we do like a bit of. Holiday gift guide? I was going to say a bit of wellness. Yeah. What's your favorite wellness thing of the moment right now? Like a bit of therapy. My favorite wellness thing of the moment right now? Like a bit of therapy? My favorite wellness thing at the moment, in earnest?

Yeah, why not? What do I like? I mean, sourdough is really like my wellness. I guess it's like kind of wellness. It's very soothing. It's what I like to eat. It helps me eat healthy. Yeah, so sorry that that's like boring

and I didn't pop off with that. You know what I've kind of been loving wellness wise and I'm being dead serious I know you think I'm about to make a joke in dead earnest like so many of the LEMI products I take like all of them obviously hair and nails melatonin when I need it let me sleep and they have a new one like the it's like a

nature's ozempic kind of thing like I think they're innovating in a really unique way over there. I haven't received that PR yet. Well you're sleeping at my house tonight I'll give you some. I would love to try there. I haven't received that PR yet. Well, you're sleeping at my house tonight. I'll give you some. I would love to try it. I am on the PR list.

Like, I think it's forthcoming. But if it's not, I'm going to just get it myself because I agree. I enjoy Lemmy. Yeah, that's my wellness hack of the day. Not an ad. Not an ad. No, just fun fact. Not us.

Never. No, we can't be bought. Today's episode. No, I'm totally kidding. I'm totally kidding I'm totally kidding I think we'll have to like Wait a few minutes For that

After just that Stunning Change the subject Endorsement Change the subject Well I'm back in the big city Big city slicker It's an interesting time

To come to New York It's UN week And not just And by interesting You mean bad It's seriously You couldn't pick a worse week. And that just... And by interesting, you mean bad. It's seriously, you couldn't pick a worse week. So I've just been trying to navigate that.

And I'm dealing with it. I am. You're so brave. It's okay. Like, I'm halfway, like, through all the traffic I'll need to sit through. So I'm just sort of...

Yeah, you are. It's just like, it's enraging. Because, like, when you think about the reason for the season and, like, and the un as a

body i literally did this whole speech on the episode with ben good because i don't have it in me i know i know i'm too mad i know even though it was like less traffic than i expected i like i literally flew in at 7 a.m because i didn't want to like be late for stuff um and it was like kind of a breeze you're so early like i couldn't her out I was literally in the city By 9.45 No I'm glad you got here early We had a lot to do today No and it was really nice So the city is the city

But it's so nice To be with my swirlies Of course La Familia We love having you here Yeah and I love to see you guys And I'm seeing Sachi Later

And that brings me great joy And you saw Romeo And I saw Romeo I think I'm gonna Take him home with me What if i just put romeo on my purse i mean he's so tiny and my purse is big you saw it your purse is huge um and it kind of matches your purse's like colorways nobody would notice i would that the

love of my life has gone missing how long would it take you to notice a while i guess like ben is so um like on it when it comes to the r the Romeo responsibilities that it would be a while. Like I really don't have any reason to want to take Romeo other than like it's funny. But practically speaking, like I could take him home with me. You're coming down in a few weeks. You could take him back. I mean, practically speaking, I could say your house and take Harry home with me. Like if we're just being practical.

Yeah. Yeah. But you couldn't fit him in your purse. No. No. Romeo, he's at that purse size right now. I could put Charlie in my purse depending on the bag. Depending on the bag.

Bag dependent. Something to think about. Yeah. It is something to think about. What if we just put stuff in our purse? And we'll leave you with that. So now I think enough time has passed since that last second we needed to like, you know, rejigger.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I feel so like not caught up second we needed to like you know rejigger Yeah yeah yeah I just I feel So like not caught up with the fam You know what I mean do you mean like our personal Family or the family that we've built online with our Family that we built with our community like I just Don't feel like situated yet Do you know what I mean Like all caught up maybe because I

Missed an episode and you didn't yeah So I like I guess I've been Vlogging though actually so like everything That if you guys were missing me it's all Maybe because I missed an episode and you didn't. Yeah. So I like, I guess I've been vlogging though, actually. So like everything that if you guys were missing me, it's all in the vlog. So I'll just leave it at that. It exists. We have to get to our big wig dinner, which if you want to know like what the fuck this dinner is, head to patreon.com slash the toast.

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talking about her i feel like we're talking about her at the absolute minimum one can talk about tori spelling while doing pop culture really i feel like if you're fucking talking about her. I feel like we're talking about her at the absolute minimum. One can talk about Tori Spelling while doing pop culture. Really? I feel like if you're like talking about everything within pop culture, like she's really not a major player. She's just a speck. I think like if she heard you say that, she would be overjoyed to hear that like her plan has been working. She's just a speck on the windshield of pop culture. To me, she's like, I'm trying to think.

I don't know. She's like, I'm trying to think. I don't know. She's like a gnat on the windshield of culture. I understand. Well, she was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. She must be devastated. Yeah, that's definitely a tough loss, as was Anna Delvey. So as the show's hosts were bidding farewell to both duos, they um tori spelling like if she had anything that she wanted to take away from this experience and she was just to tori spelling she just like said

love to her family and her kids just like you know they had to pull the microphone away from her that's um that's so tori and then they turned to anna delvey and said what will you take away from this experience and she said nothing nothing i want to say, you guys have heard everything I had to say about Avon Delvey this week and like for the past few years. Maybe I was wrong about her. Like, she's kind of a queen. That was fucking hysterical. It was.

Also, like, she looks gargi-pargi. I actually had the same exact thought when I saw the clip. She wasn't. I've seen the Courtroom photos of her Like she wasn't A gorgeous girl before No but she's been Living in New York

Like ever since She got out of prison She's friends with Like Kelly Catron You know they got her Like a facialist And she probably got Botox She looks unbelievable

And she had full TV glam She looks like A different person Especially like The original photos of her Like from like The OG days Yeah

Not to say she wasn't Like nice looking Not to say anything About what she used to photos of her, like, from, like, the OG days. Yeah. Not to say she wasn't, like, nice looking. Not to say anything about what she used to look like. Just saying what she looks like now. She wasn't, like, strikingly, like. No. And also, it's important to note, actually, that she wasn't striking because she didn't get by on her womanly wiles. Yeah.

Like, she didn't con people with her looks. That's a different sect of con women. Most female con women, like, use their sexuality to con. Yeah. I think it was actually even more shocking that she was, who she was doing what she was doing. The glow up is astounding.

I am in agreement. She looks amazing. She sounded amazing. I think she might have a fan in me now. Nothing. Nothing. What kind of business y'all in? Nothing. It was seriously like an iconic moment.

I know. And I think she was so, I think the entire experience has been like really torture for her. I don't think she enjoyed one minute of it. And we talked about this

on my episode with Ben, but her partner like made a big TikTok being like, listen, after the first week, I guess she got really bad backlash

for being like a terrible dancer. So much so that they couldn't find her after the premiere. She literally went missing and they eventually found her in the bathroom crying. Like she had read like, you know, people's comments on her performance and it was overwhelmingly negative and she just like couldn't help but get emotional.

And it's crazy to me that like you can survive prison, but you can't survive like social media comments. Dancing with the Stars watchers. Fanhood. Yeah. The Dancing with the Stars followers, like people who've watched the show for years, like people who go to see them on tour like they're obsessed yeah it's like a part of it's like a very niche fandom that i don't know much about when i meet someone who's like been going to the tour since they were

12 i'm like what it's like a thing yeah um some more dancing with the stars news though is that brooks nader was spotted kissing her partner gleb savchenko backstage and a lot of people are mad because this video is an invasion of privacy. Like, some little rat, like, took it. They literally look like they're hiding in the air conditioning ducts. And they're, like, about to either go onstage or they just came offstage. And they give, like, a kiss on the lips. And to be honest, I'm beyond relieved because so much Dancing with the Stars content has

come up on my social media. And so I see everyone's reels. I've seen every reel that her and Gleb have made together. And if they weren't dating, like, that actually is crazy deceptive. I'm glad that they are. They weren't just doing it for clicks because that would have been lame. Interesting. And so he's not in a relationship.

This happens with Dancing with the Stars all the time. So Gleb in particular. Someone's stepping out of their marriage. He's not stepping out, but I do think it's his marriage recently. Not due to her. Is he single right now? Yes. Okay.

And she's single. She has been spotted with Tom Brady brady i think one time she was rumored to be with i feel like gleb is um you know whoever they put with gleb they're wanting something to happen except when he was with lisa vanderpump she's the eligible bachelorette of the time yeah so is jen though okay so here's the thing i have so many questions So is Anna Delvey It's like It's really enough With Anna Delvey Like I can't

I have such Like a crazy thought About Dancing with the Stars Like my outfit Tastes very Anna Delvey Don't you find Yes I would like to know

If somebody who works at Like the The show In terms of social media Like Everybody all day Is practicing With their partners

So they're in these studios And all they do is practice. But seriously, they must devote half the time to practicing and half the time to making TikToks. They're each churning out like five premium TikToks a day where they're learning these audios. They're learning dances. And I want to know if you have to hit some sort of minimum.

It feels like Dancing with the Stars is making them do it. That's how many there are. And I feel like they're literally curating sounds for them to do, curating trends, like giving them a list of things that they have to do before they can leave the studio for the day. Like, the amount of content being churned out is beyond natural, in my opinion. Like, obviously.

You think it's overkill? I think that it's, like, obligatory. Aside from that, is it too much? Are they asking them to do too much? Like, is it ruining it? I think it's a lot. Like, I'm enjoying it, though. But it's a lot.

All of it? Not all of it. You could tell, like, And I really feel this way With Danny Amendola Like someone's holding A gun to his head Having him do these TikToks It's Zandra saying dance

No I'm telling you I think it's like The rules of Dancing with the Stars Because he's just like Like lip syncing And he doesn't even know What he's saying It's like what's Danny doing?

What is Danny doing? Go home grandpa I just know that They're holding a gun to his head Being like Do you know you have to Sing for your supper? Lip sync for your supper.

But like, why is he in this position? I feel like it's like freeze frame. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. That's what Danny Amendola is asking himself. Although Danny Amendola is getting a lot of praise, his performance was really good. Of course it was because Whitney's his partner and she's a queen. Yeah, everyone's kind of really like it's a there are a couple of people who are obviously going to go home soon, whether it's because they're not great dancers or because, like, they don't

have, like, you know, huge fandoms. But there are, like, a lot of really, like, Ilona Mar is really good. Phaedra's really good. Everybody's loving Joey Grazia Dainia. Like, there are a lot of, there's no obvious choice. There's not someone who's better than everyone. And Pommel Horse Steve. Of course, Pommel Horse Steve.

Danny Amendola really improved. He was actually very good. And Ilona Mar made waves because her thing is that she's a rugby player. So from a physical perspective, she's really strong. And the girls get lifted. Ballroom dance is very traditional.

The men lift the women. But she's probably stronger than her partner, who is Alan. And in this week's performance, they did a lift. He lifted her. And then they did the same lift the women but she's probably stronger than her partner who is alan and in this week's performance they did a lift he lifted her and then they did the same lift and she lifted him like it was kind of iconic i loved it wow trailblazing yeah yeah it was kind of like when jojo c was partnered with a woman even though i feel like you can be gay and like dance with an opposite sex but i think she was just trying to make a point yeah yeah yeah did she win no i think she came in second jojo but she But she was really good, obviously.

I missed her season as I missed the other 32. Yeah, no, but this one. And by the way, I know so much about Dancing with the Stars. Still haven't tuned into it. I'm participating from a distance. Like, I'm having fun from over here. I don't need to watch every week. But I'm liking the clips and the moments. And new couples.

It's always fun to have a Dancing with the Stars couple. It is. When it's not out of your marriage, Robert Herjavec. Right, even though he was separated and your marriage, Robert Herjavec. Right, even though he was separated and very lonely. Robert Herjavec. Yeah, it's always someone. And it's fun when it's like

two young single people. Like, that's the whole point. You know, it's fabulous. But when it gets murky, when, you know. But so she, Robert Herjavec's partner, Kim, like, she left the show, right?

And she never came back. Yeah, I mean, like, Artem and Nikki, Artem's not on the show, right? And she never came back. Yeah, I mean, like, Artem and Nikki. Artem's not on the show. Yeah. He's a bad faith actor. Major. I know it in my bones.

Yeah, well, she's leaving him. Yeah, I know. So that's that on them. And still no news about John Cena making a grand gesture and leaving his wife. No, I think he's just seeing where the chips fall. Yeah, he should start a podcast called The Chip. The Chip. Yum. The Chip. Yum.

The Chip. You can't see it. But you can taste it. Ow. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you okay? Oh my god. I just banged my elbow so hard. And you know what? I have like actual trauma from banging my elbow. What was that thing that I had that Dana Holzberg once had where she

had to lay down in Penn Station? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's not vitiligo because that's the skin disease that Michael Jackson – Vertigo? And it's not vertigo either. Visoviga or something. So it happened when I was on the subway, like literally –

Struggling with visoviga and coccidinia. She's so strong. I'm on coccidinia right now. I was so bad. You guys, I said said on the way here this is the first time i'm podcasting in two weeks without my pillow and our assistant was like by the way i'm bringing stuff from the studio we needed our mic flags and she was like do you want me to bring your pillow which was so thoughtful and i was like no it wouldn't have

been fair if you were weren't suffering the way i'm suffering like well let's just take a minute i'm having like full body pain okay it's spreading It's so It's so bad Like and moving Like honestly Makes it worse It's like When your feet really hurt

At the end of the night And you take your shoes off You can't put them back on Yeah that's where I'm at I readjusted I'm better All that to say I was on the subway And I banged my elbow really hard

And of course Like I had the funny bone Like tingles in my hand And I proceeded to then have Like some sort of panic attack Which I'd never had before And I Like the Sweat was coming from my scalp Down my face I'd never sweat like that in my hand And I proceeded to then Have like some sort Of panic attack Which I'd never had before And I Like the

Sweat was coming From my scalp Down my face I'd never sweat Like that in my life I was Freaking out Freaking out

And then it was gone In like two seconds And apparently It's called like Visovigia or something Where your body Like you experience Visovago

You experience Some sort of pain Mine was my elbow And your body Goes into shock Now I It never happened to me again But I did learn

Some helpful tips If it ever happens to you Clench your fists Like it pumps blood Into your heart Like pump Yeah because now You need to do that

You just banged Right and then Also start humming It also It sends blood flow To your brain Let's do a song Oh we wish you

A merry Christmas We wish you A merry Christmas We No I'm okay right now We're practicing for Jizno Holiday Spectacular. Tickets on sale tomorrow

on Patreon. Yeah, surprise song's gonna be going off at Just No Holiday Spectacular. Yeah, I mean... Yeah. To say the least. We have ideas.

To say the fucking least. We need carolers. Should we hire a choir? Like a gospel choir? Yeah, it's me and you. Oh, happy day. Oh, happy day. Oh, happy day. Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day. When Turdy washed. When Turdy washed. She washed her sins. I know. It feels weird to appropriate someone's religion. That's why I changed it. Oh, okay.

So when Turdy washed the floors away. She's always washing the it oh okay so when turdy washed the floors away she's always washing the floors she washed the floors away oh turdy's day oh turdy's day oh turdy's day holiday la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la What were we talking about? Disney with the stars Disney with the stars We were talking about Visoviglia and Pax Avetis Yeah

We'll have to bring our pillows To Gizmo Holiday Spectacular Oh my god Actually Let me think When we were doing Gizmo Did I have like Any sort of

Pain in my tailbone I do think the adrenaline Was coursing through us Yeah The more we do The less adrenaline there will be Like it'll just be No but this is our

Biggest venue ever We didn't even tell you guys That It's true It's the biggest show We've ever done by far Plus with all my neighbors Like the adrenaline's

Gonna be through the roof Yeah And with all my haters Your neighbors in the audience Like I'm gonna be even more Like lit up Yeah I actually

Like I don't hate your neighbors Obviously I've not met most of them They're wonderful They're wonderful but like as a group like collectively obviously I hate them um except just know like when I make fun of your neighbors I'm never talking about Randy and you're never talking about um you're no stock walkers yeah that's Randy and yeah it's like I'm not talking about that my no those are my queens and my kings are you ready for our next

story mm-hmm Lady Gaga announces Joker 2 companion album called Harlequin, but she confirms it's not LG7. It's only LG6.5. Okay, so you know what's kind of giving? Huh? I wonder if you know what I'm going to say. Like someone releasing a companion album to their movie? Not a companion, but someone releasing an album that they're saying,

like, this is an album, but it's not like the album. Oh, someone just did that. Luke Holmes. Exactly. I'll take you with me. Yeah, he released like a whole album of like songs about fatherhood and he was like,

listen, this is just like where I'm at right now and I wrote all these songs. Like obviously it's not like the big rocker country album. It's not like the big next drop. But like this is where I'm at. It's Father's Day.

Enjoy. And we did. Yeah. And we are still. So Lady Gaga, actually you were the one who said that like there should be more.

She released Dived with a Smile with Bruno Mars and you said like maybe this is part of Joker Falea Du. And after weeks of puzzling fans with cryptic social media posts and billboards,

it all leads to Harlequin, the companion album to Joker Falea Du. Keeping in theme with the Joker's passionate scribbles, she embodied her role of Lee, a version of Harley Quinn, for the marketing of the new album in a series of Instagram posts that read,

I'm ready for my interview. Don't tell me what to wear. No duct tape. No mission. Amongst others. Whatever the fuck that means. I haven't seen these movies. Anyways, original Gaga music is on the way.

In a cheeky billboard, she dubbed Harlequin as LG 6.5, with LG 7 still set to arrive early next year. Oh, she's feeding the little monsters. Well, I think Lady Gaga has a really strong history of writing music for movies. Obviously, A Star is Born, Hold My Hand from Top Gun, literally my favorite song. That documentary. That she was nominated for an Oscar for with, yeah, I forget the song, but yes. Diane Warren.

Yes. And obviously she has like major songs always, but I do think her like the songs she saves for movie projects are kind of major. Like they're always really beautiful and really big. really beautiful and really big. Yeah, well, I mean, to talk about the art of scoring a movie is a really beautiful, big musical composition. And by the way,

maybe this is her way of trying to get more awards because she's going to be nominated. She's not going to be up against Taylor Swift and Diane Warren and Billie Eilish. She's going to be up against scoring. She deserves EGOT. Agreed. Because she is that sort of talent.

Now, of course, she needs to earn it. I think that she will earn it. And I endorse her, you know taking time from LG seven She has an Oscar and she has a Grammy She has nine Grammys Does she have an Emmy She was so close to getting it right this is how close Lady Gaga is does she have an Oscar? Yes, she won for shallow and that's why we remember she was like crying okay she's halfway there she didn't get the emmy no so oh my god why is it so like hard for people just tell me what she has she's actually ways away

she needs et i think she needs et yeah exactly she has the go she needs the et tony will be a little tougher She's gonna have to Take some time You know move to New York And I don't know If there's really any way To get a Tony

That doesn't involve You doing a Broadway show Like every day on stage Like Like you don't have to Do a movie to win an Oscar You can write a song for it Like I don't know

If there's like a back door Way to get a Tony I think they really Just give it to like The on stage actors Yeah maybe she could Is there like a producer of the Year something a song

Yeah Yeah she'll get there yeah Although I don't think that that's actually Like a goal of hers I think some people like They choose their projects based because they Want to become an ego like I actually think Lady Gaga She's too much of an artist She's not about she's not motivated

By shallow things like that Wow you can't spell Egot without ego Just saying Chilling She's not Turd She's not about ego

She's not From the same girl Who shouted turd You're right No like get you a girl That can do both I agree I think she's not motivated

By like silly things like that Like vanity Like I think she really cares About releasing the best work The best art the best music what are you about to say is egot all about ego sound off in the comments is egot all about ego i like that i love that that should be like a thesis if it was a little bit shorter it could be our title oh okay um putting the ego can you have egot without ego although i do want to say and i'm going to hold your hand when i say this i actually think as a podcast we have too many episodes with

egot in the title like we weirdly have remember we had like we got like we do you remember we got is important because it's someone who's one a Razzie. Yeah, right. We did EGOT less than REGOT. I actually think we've maxed out on how many times a podcast can put EGOT in their titles. It's so funny because we're making fun of everyone else for being obsessed with EGOT when it's like we are obsessed with EGOTs. It's us. We're the problem. No one can make one move or win one award without being us.

How close is Elton John to an EGOT? EGOT tracker. Actually, Elton John already has one. What about EGOT tracker Actually Elton John Already has one What about EGOT tracker I bet there's a website For that No like for our title Just in case

Oh EGOT tracker No I'm very very against As of this moment Unless you convince me otherwise I'm very against Putting EGOT in the title What about I mean I know how to get it

Like Turdy for EGOT No It actually goes against Two principles Yeah Jackie doesn't like Having our names in the titles

Too often Yeah Because it would always be like Dirty and Shirty and Jax and Bex Like we can always go off I love that Dirty and Shirty and Jax and Bex I love it

We could always go off with the names Like it's We have to And also it's limiting It doesn't interest new listeners It doesn't Like who's Dirty, who's Shirty, who's Jax, who's Jax Right

All's to say New Lady Gaga music is forthcoming new listeners. It doesn't. Like who's turdy, who's shirty, who's Jax, who's Jax. Right. All's to say, new Lady Gaga music is forthcoming. So that's something for us. Yeah. The fans. Rah, rah, rah, ah, ah. Jax is like really feeling delirious.

You did have a very long day. Ro-ma, ro-ma-ma. Gaga, ooh-la-la. Woke up at 4.30. When that dance came out, like the cultural reset Like in gym class The way everybody was doing it

Yeah like And whoever like learned it first The best and fastest Was like so cool It was like better than TikTok It was like the Hold on throw down of its time Yeah

And it was like You slobs aren't going back And back and back on YouTube It was better than TikTok Yes Thank you We were dancing Did these high

Schoolers I think they Invented dancing synchronized Dancing like we were doing The hold on we were doing The ice cream freeze we were Doing bad romance they didn't See us in the living room no They didn't see us doing the

Damn thing and they never Will those were the days like When we used to make up Dances there was such a Hierarchy in our family like Just due to the nature of the Order in which we were born Like Olivia was always put in Charge of like the activities That we were like we always To make up dances There was such a hierarchy In our family Like just due to The nature of the order In which we were born

Like Olivia was always Put in charge of like The activities that we were Like we always would Like go do gymnastics Like things we would Want to do And Olivia was like

Always the coach In our family We have a lot of respect For birth order Yeah like when we were Choosing like rooms On a trip like I feel like one

Other families don't And two I think that's Probably like a key To our harmoniousness As a family It keeps things fair Even though it's fucking annoying Yeah but like

With a lot of You can't fight it Privilege comes A lot of responsibility And I always felt like It was very balanced And like Margot Yeah you would feel that

As like two out of four Yeah I guess it like Was stinkiest for me and you And more so for you Every now and then We would go reverse birth order Like just to shake Shake things up Like Margot Who's always getting The shit in And it doesn't really Change anything for you And more so for you Every now and then We would go reverse Birth order Like just to shake

Shake things up Like Margot who's Always getting the shit in And it doesn't really Change anything for you And it doesn't really Change anything for me Because you're never first

You're never last But we also never Had it that bad Like I think every Position can be Can be Argued to be the best All's that to say

Like every dance We ever choreographed As kids Like was created Choreographed Produced Styled by Olivia Oshry Yeah

That's a lot of pressure For a young kid Right which is why she got to choose her room yeah we'll let her have it we'll let her have it yeah i'm gonna readjust my coccidinia oh okay and you have something to do because before you continue what story we're about to get to we're about to get into number three but i feel good about letting you know you sure i feel good about letting you know if i may oh sure let them know that today's episode is brought to you by Huggies Little Movers. Huggies knows that babies come in all shapes and sizes, and their tushies do, too. Huggies has more curves and outstanding active fit. Moms know that there's nothing worse than an ill-fitting diaper, especially for your active bebes.

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Jennifer Aniston was swatted. Her home was swatted after a prank call to cops. This is like a thing. This is what the pranksters are doing right now. Like seriously fucking annoying. There's an episode of Blue Bloods about this where like this, the head of communications for Tom Selleck got swatted. It was like a prank and literally to get swatted, like 50 swats, swat teams like show up at your house, flashlights, guns. And you'd like get, it's so scary in the middle of the night.

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okay but that's not swatted like the police that's like called a wellness check like so the police come but that's like the regular police who like are at the police station at your yeah it's not like helicopters that swat is like when they show up In armed like Brink trucks Yeah So the person Who wrote this article Didn't understand And I'm surprised

This doesn't happen More with celebrities Just given the fact Everyone's calling it Jennifer Aniston SWATed But that's not what it is But I'm surprised It doesn't happen more

Given the sheer fact That celebrities' addresses And like personal information Are not protected In their public info And you can find it anywhere Yeah but I guess that When they live in like

Armed communities No like when you're calling to Get a wellness check On someone Like a bit of Like should you be able To be anonymous in that Maybe the police

Don't have to tell I think like actually It Being able to be anonymous Encourages more people To do it Which overall Is a good thing

But why do you need To be anonymous I mean sometimes Anonymity is necessary But on the whole Like if you're doing A wellness check on someone Like what's the benefit To you being anonymous I don't know And now like the LAPD I mean it anonymity is Necessary but on the whole like if you're doing a wellness check On someone like what's the

Benefit to you being anonymous I don't Know like the LAPD I mean it's the LAPD Hopefully they could trace the phone number right Star six it doesn't sound hard Like and figure out Who done this because this is bad on a number Of levels like it's such a waste of police resources It's

Speaking of obstruction of justice I was talking about that today Because like You're walking through the streets And there's so many Every five seconds You turn around You hear a police escort And you just know

It's like some irrelevant diplomat Nobody's ever heard of Like if you're just Walking through the street You should just walk to the UN Because nobody knows Who diplomats are They're literally not famous

That's a waste of police resources Yeah no It's like diplomatic fashion week They really think That they're the shit It's diplomatic fashion week And they're getting out Of these like

Literally Kendall Jenner Like sprinter vans Like they actually think They're such hot shit Yeah I'm happy for them This is their week Do your job man This is their week

Earn that immunity It's so true You know I actually Used to live in a building In my old building There was a diplomat Who lived in that building And one of the elevators

Like didn't even go to the floor That they lived on It was like kind of crazy Like they think They're such hot shit Like seriously No one's looking The one in my building

Like actually was hot shit You know which country Oh Yeah And so it was like A really high security Like it was legit Well no

There's different tiers right Because there's ambassadors And that's the real deal I've seen Passport to Paris Like that is a big job But then there are Every Joe Schmo is a diplomat Everyone's a diplomat So true Like you get a badge job. But then there are Every Joe Schmo is a diplomat. Everyone's a diplomat.

So true. Like you get a badge all of a sudden you think you're something. I know these people are like fucking assholes because they get diplomatic immunity.

So like they travel and their sons are like assholes who go to bars and like roofie girls and they get diplomatic immunity. Yeah, I've seen SVU. Yeah. I wanted to ask about

diplomatic immunity but ambassadors are legit and I think They're you know it's Ambassadorship is so Interesting you know and It's a really important

Job Marjorie Post when Her yeah husband was an Ambassador they were like Ambassadors to Russia Like a very hostile time Cold war vibes yeah and It's like I feel like Sometimes with an

Ambassadorship it's like You kind of give it to Someone to get rid of Them like oh yeah we'll Send you to Siberia Literally but there are A couple key and I think I think the ambassador

From US to Israel is like a really important person. Yeah, but you could also go somewhere fabulous to be the ambassador. Yeah, in a country that has like amazing relations with your country and they love you there. Like you could be the ambassador to Ibiza. Yeah. I don't like. Yeah, I don't know. Ibiza is not a country.

But you can choose. Right. To live in the headquarters. You have to live in the capital. I know. Yeah. But I'm just saying there's fun places to go. And there's, of course, the diplomatic immunity, which I think is a huge benefit for a lot

of them. So what's that about? You could just like fuck shit up. I think like with, I don't know if it covers like murder. Okay. But it's like a thing. You know what I'm going to give a quick Google, a Google A. I think diplomats have in our country and our diplomats have in other countries so that

you can't ever get held in another country against your will. But like. Butomatic immunity is a principle Of international law by which certain foreign Government officials are not subject to the jurisdiction Of local courts and other Authorities for both their official and to A large extent their personal activities Okay but are they subject to any jurisdiction

Do they have to follow the laws of their own country Probably and it's like Just feels like they don't need that like just behave Right like why you want to be like A big official just to break the law It's counterintuitive and it's like Does that apply to laws that they have there but we don't Have here so it's like you're just not used to it

It's a cultural difference or all of a sudden Like no law Lawlessness That's what I'm thinking thinking interesting there's always an episode of sv where like there's some diplomats kid has a diplomatic immunity and he like sells drugs right that was just in perfect couple they thought that he had diplomatic immunity shaker shaker shaker shooter yeah yeah are you sure i was shooter a thousand percent are you ready for our next story?

Yeah Anyways Jennifer Aniston I'm sorry That's like really fucking annoying I'm sorry nothing happened to you Like your security handled it They didn't even come on the premises

In the middle of the night Like just like I'm sure she A disturbance I would bet my life She didn't even wake up They said they spoke to her Oh okay okay

It was a disturbance And that's annoying She was annoyed Headline Jennifer Aniston was annoyed I would definitely Like take being annoyed And making like 25 million dollars a year off of a show like i worked on 20 years ago right right but the headline is jennifer aniston was annoyed got it well it's not the first

time and it won't be the last so she better get used to it yeah life is full of annoying things our next so true turning our next story is some content news because 50 Cent is setting his Diddy Abuse Allegations docuseries at Netflix. So you know he's been working on this for years. The doc is here. I love the turnaround time, but it's not even that quick because 50 Cent has been working on this for a while. Netflix is producing a docuseries from Curtis 50 Cent Jackson about charges of sex trafficking

and racketeering as well as sexual assault and violent abuse Allegations against Diddy Alexandria Stapleton directs the project Which is currently in production I Am glad that we had said like This is such a Long running thing and so many people Are involved like it really needs a documentary because a lot of it is kind of

Confusing and I'm glad that P. Diddy Is a part of it because I do think he has access to things Like most filmmakers don't I would love To hear what did I say P. Diddy Is a part of it because I do think he has access to things Like most filmmakers don't I would love To hear what did I say P. Diddy oh sorry 50 cent I would love to hear For there are like certain people who I think really need to be a part of it Aubrey O'Day being one of them obviously I think P. Diddy will sit down while also being like

Behind the scenes I think he'll also be on camera sharing Oh my god I think 50 cent Will also be on camera it's been such a long day Will be on camera in addition to like being behind the Scenes and like you know using his celebrity to like ask people To be a part of it yeah I agree There's a lot going on in like The Diddy stuff rumors and otherwise

I saw like a comment in our comments like why Aren't you guys talking about the Diddy stuff like people Love people think we're like a part of like We're being paid by like big whatever Hollywood To like cover up their lies and I just Want to say like I know I'm gonna what I'm gonna say is like Extreme like when people say Like why aren't the girls Talking about XYZ

Like it seems suspicious I feel like those are Really anti-Semitic comments Like people are like They're a part of like Some like Hollywood Big like conspiracy Like cover up

Oh I just feel like Is that like a crazy assumption Kind of like just like Think highly of us That like we're a part Privy to the protections Having these conversations And in those rooms

And really I feel like We talk about P. Diddy every day We talk about it Like every few days When there's tangible news But like usher deleting his tweets like it's sus but that's not a news story it's true like what's okay like it could be a million things then i also saw and megan fox deleted her tweets like know that she left twitter like a million years ago she didn't delete her tweets because diddy was arrested right so then like it just

it gets into like this the weeds you have to like We're trying to stick to like the facts a little bit. And like, oh, and the resurface keeping up clip. And Justin Bieber was naked at a party. No, the Justin Bieber like rabbit hole is definitely really concerning if you go down it, which I briefly did. Yeah. But all's in time. Yeah. And thanks to documentaries like these to like really stick to what we know.

And I look forward to watching it. Agreed. And I'm grateful for 50 Cent. Agreed. Every day and today especially. It's no exception. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am.

It's a little casting news that has the potential to be really exciting because the Legally Blonde prequel series. I can't hear any more about Legally Blonde. Legally Blonde prequel series at are never coming out At Amazon Prime Video Is putting out an open casting call For the series' lead role It's giving Nikki Blonsky Nikki Blonsky We will be getting

Nikki Blonsky of our time Thank you This is the Gen Z Nikki Blonsky However like it should be Sabrina Carpenter Yeah She actually She is a triple threat

Although like I don't think Like filming a Prime Video show No matter how iconic this could be Like really fits into her schedule No Of being like a pop star Not at all. It fits into my schedule.

It should be. Of things I want to watch. Starring Sabrina. But it's not a musical. Right? It's just like a. Yeah. No.

It's just a prequel series. So I guess give it to an actress. Who can't sing. Yeah. Like me. A pretty cute young thang. Who me? Literally.

Pretty cute young thang. I'm like tired of getting updates. On like. This is not the movie though. The Leblon 3 like This is not the movie though Legally Blonde 3 This is not the movie I know but it's just like Don't Don't tell me shit anymore

Until it's out I don't want to hear it I do agree with that It's going to be weak in the movie I feel like they're using Like our endless love Excitement For Legally Blonde

Against us Thousand percent And it's wrong It is not right Because there's not a lot That's pure in this world But our love for Legally Blonde Is one of those things

And society's love for it So true So just like Cast your movie okay Don't bring us into it Yeah just like Get it done Get to work

Get to fucking work bitch Get your fucking ass up And speaking of ass Are you okay By the way not me Like reading the ads And you going off camera To pick your camel toe

Like I was seriously You did it to me you expected me Not to like laugh you got Up one time which I didn't even leave frame I just pulled my shorts well I know but I was like might as well I have I have space over here you don't have space I was just like a crazy thing for you to do Well it's been a long

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