The Toast - Love Ya, Bye!: Friday, December 15th, 2023

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and... and... and... Happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody is looking forward to the weekend, weekend, Friday, Friday. Getting down on Friday. Not only is it Friday, this is the most Friday,
Starting point is 00:00:36 Friday we shall ever have because it is the final day of the final week of the show for the year. It's the season of the six and it's coming to a close. I was thinking last night that the next time we do a toast episode it will be our seventh season. We are back the first week of January. Today is our last episode of the year. Jackie how does that make you feel to enter our seventh season? It makes me feel proud, excited, It makes me feel proud, excited, strong. Old? No. Wise, bitch.
Starting point is 00:01:12 I wasn't saying like you're the only one who's old. No, sorry, sorry. I mean, because you would be saying the both of us. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm saying we're rebranding old and we're calling it wise, comma, bitch. Love that, comma. Comma. Cap. Comma. the toast is bussin no cap that we've that we've been new oh my god she's 17 she's 17 we've been new that the toast is bussin we've been knowin we've been knowin beep beep toot toot beep beep runnin my hands through my fro oh wow dancin on 24 what song is that ignition oh oh I just want to say I just
Starting point is 00:01:58 want to say R. Kelly's the worst person on the planet. He is a monster who should never see the light of day ever again. However, that song is good. That song is buzzing. Wait, also, if you didn't just give me that oh face, I wouldn't have realized it was R. Kelly who sang it. I'd just be like, I don't know. Maybe I would have Googled it. Probably not.
Starting point is 00:02:19 So let me go back to that moment where I was just singing this fun song called Ignition. No, Ignition is a very unique song in the sense that like pretty much everyone stopped listening to R. Kelly. Like it's not acceptable. Like we are all deeply enraged by what he did. Like everyone knows about it, but there's something about that song people can't let it go. Like he has a lot of songs now that nobody listens to. Yeah, I feel like Ignition kind of slips through the cracks as not being like so R. Kelly branded. Like I Believe I Can Fly is toast. It's it's it's R. Kelly through and through but I feel like I could have thought Ignition was by someone else and I might have thought that everyone personally yeah I'm just letting you know my association like for me I believe I can fly is inextricably R. Kelly I think
Starting point is 00:02:59 for most people Ignition is more so inextricably R. Kelly. Got it. Okay. I'm sorry for those people. Me too because it's a good song. Yeah it's bussing. It's so annoying when people who are like disgusting do something you know like have a talent. Yeah as far as losing the music of a disgraced artist like for us there was only like three songs for R. Kelly. There was two. No, I feel like there's a third one. I don't know. I know the third one. I believe I can fly
Starting point is 00:03:30 like I can live without. I don't really even like that song. No. Oh, that's a loss. For me, the world's greatest. That's the third one. That was a tough loss
Starting point is 00:03:39 for the community. Yeah. So there's three. It's not like, you know, anyone who had to grapple with Michael Jackson it's like I moved on song after song I never I never really got into MJ yeah but for the people who did who also like didn't want to support his music like that's a
Starting point is 00:03:56 lot of hits oh that sucks yeah that's what I'm saying so I don't know how our final episode of the year became about R. Kelly but it did and we're just I'm excited for today's episode you know what I love is that whenever we take a break our last episode before the break always gets like double the amount of downloads because you know we're essentially giving people a month like your maternity leave people had a month to listen to that last episode this time around people have three weeks to listen to the final episode so I want to make it so good I want to be my best I'm going to just be hilarious okay but don't try too hard please like okay we're best off the cuff
Starting point is 00:04:34 natural and yeah I guess and what's so exciting is that while the toast won't be on till the first week of January there are a few things happening that should satiate you over the break if you're a patreon member we have three episodes remaining for the rest of the month. You will get three episodes while we are away. So what's also exciting, even more exciting, I would venture to guess, is if you're not a Patreon member, if you sign up today, you will get not only those three episodes aforementioned, you will get the two that we already recorded this month and you will get the hundreds that we have done over the last six years.
Starting point is 00:05:08 There's so much content for you. If you're missing Yarr Girls, now is the time to join Patreon. I know you're probably thinking like, I don't have Patreon. What is Patreon? I've never used the app. It's really so simple.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Go to patreon.com slash the toast, make a login. You do have to make a login. You're done. It's all there. Videos, blogs, audio episodes, audio video episodes. So many different topics. You're going to find so many things that you love.
Starting point is 00:05:33 It's really so simple. Don't be intimidated by the fact that it's like Patreon and you might not have ever used Patreon. Right. It's very easy to use. It's a subscription service. So it's $7.99 for the month. And you'll get access to everything we've ever recorded
Starting point is 00:05:44 with that $7.99. So it might be a good get access to everything we've ever recorded with that $7.99. So it might be a good way, you know, forego a coffee if you can and get a Patreon. And, and there's more. So you can, of course, listen to old episodes, join the Patreon while we're gone. But next week, you'll be able to watch something really special, really fabulous, that I recorded, not recorded,
Starting point is 00:06:09 filmed, excuse me, I was on set, that I filmed a little while ago. My comedy special will be out. You have to stay tuned for all the details. It'll be on my Instagram. You'll be able to find out all the details once they come out. But that'll be next week.
Starting point is 00:06:19 So it's just very exciting. We're leaving you guys, we're leaving you guys, but we're also, we're giving treats. We're leaving you in good hands, I feel. I I feel I think we're not just ducking and running we have support systems in place we have nets after nets to help you on your way down exactly back to January 4th I think would be our first episode of the year I don't remember but we'll figure it out
Starting point is 00:06:39 I know we took I know we took a generous lead time after New Year's yeah because we've got to get back travel yeah gotta you know to, you know, get ready. I think it was January 4th, but actually. It's giving 5th. 4th. Okay, 4th, yes. 4th. Okay, 4th.
Starting point is 00:06:53 May the 4th be with you. We'll see you then. So don't worry. And then we still have today's episode, which is going to be super fun. How are the stories? The stories themselves, I wouldn't say are the strongest batch. However, they are all rife for commentary. Themselves?
Starting point is 00:07:08 The stories themselves are rife for commentary, which is, I prefer, rather than like a hard story of hard news, that's like, congrats, grads. Congrats, grads. Or rip. Or rip. Like, what more is there to say? Today we have five stories,
Starting point is 00:07:22 and I believe we'll have something to say about them. That's such good news. Yeah, I thought you would think so. So before we dive in let's talk about this year. Okay. So I want to say Jax congrats congrats on making it to the end of the year. I was thinking about this this morning you know this is a very challenging year for you. You went through a lot. You came out on the other side stronger and wiser than ever before and I'm so excited to be spending the holidays with you and more importantly your children and I dreamt of them last night and I just I'm really proud of us like this was a challenging year you know we talked about this a little bit on our most recent patreon episode but
Starting point is 00:08:00 just looking at the year at a glance like you know this year was it's so important to remember it could always have been worse of course but it doesn't mean that you can't remark on the challenges you know you yeah were rooted from your home you had a very complicated pregnancy tgtg baruch hashem churls made it here with us but then we also, you know, Theo. Israel. Israel. It was a challenging year, highs and lows. We had a great year work-wise.
Starting point is 00:08:33 The toast is just bigger. The toast is bussin'. The toast is bussin'. How did I live without that word for so long? I don't know, but are you going to start using it like in everyday life? Of course, it is bussin'. So if you do really want to use it. That's my version. If you really want to use it correctly,
Starting point is 00:08:45 most of the time it's referring to food. So you would say this beef stew is bussing. My Saqqara meals are bussing. Are they though? Yes, they are. Okay. They're hearty. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:57 No, if something's like really hearty and delicious and savory, it's bussing. But my beef stew is bussing and I'm so excited because I will be cooking beef stew on our trip and I'm going to show you like what I've been talking about we have been so organized for our upcoming trip shout out to Margo and Olivia who have really been carrying the load in terms of like corporate queens created a calendar for us it's color-coded and they even got like what who's cooking what night and what they're making it literally says like Jackie's
Starting point is 00:09:20 beef stew Ben's chili it's actually I'm doing the chili because Ben is on the hook for like a lot of breakfasts and lunch. Yeah, that's so Ben. But Ben is, I mean, I would love to do a chili cook-off with Ben. I'm ready. I've been preparing for years. I don't know if I've had your chili since the great chili cook-off, which is available on Patreon. So if you join Patreon this month,
Starting point is 00:09:43 you will be able to go watch it from our family trip like five years ago I don't think you have and even though my chili like I've perfected it and I love it I don't know that you will because it's not taco meat no but here's the thing I meant to tell you this I meant to tell you this so I have a spoon a week ago I went over to Taylor Strecker she's like I'm making my famous chicken chili I'm like oh great and then I was like well I like it like I don't know if I have ever actually like chili that's not the one Ben makes for me which is essentially taco meat it was so good and it's really not that different than what I eat so just a little soup beer yeah and I still ate it with a fork okay and you can put my chili like through a sifter yeah a strainer
Starting point is 00:10:20 a strainer yeah so we're very excited for our trip what but we were talking about the year yeah yeah oh yeah we went to bus in but we were talking about the year so highs and lows I feel excited about how we're gonna end off the year and I just wanted to say I love you and I'm so proud of you for what you really championed you went through so many hard things this year and you never faltered in your strength and your perseverance and you still remain just so positive and I just think you're a role model for for young moms and I love you oh my god that is so nice thank you honestly like I'm really excited for the break I feel like I've been burning out a little bit so it's really nice to hear you say that um I'm getting like I'm just like it was a
Starting point is 00:11:01 crazy fucking year I'm tired I know but it was a crazy year. We need to acknowledge how much we went through and how far we came. I feel like I grew up a lot this year. My year of yes. You've had a big year. A year of yes after 26 years of no. Yes. She's only 27.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Thank you. Thank you. And of course, this last quarter has been incredibly emotionally difficult and no one has gone through it with more strength and grace grace and every time someone asks me like how Claudia is doing I'm like she is so sad but she's so measured like and level-headed you know it's you haven't like lost your mind even though you so easily could yeah and even this entire time and so every I know 2024 is going to be the year of deterred. And I don't want to only focus on the challenging parts because it was such a great year. Like, you know, professionally, personally, Charlie,
Starting point is 00:11:50 like so many fabulous things happened this year. We're so blessed. The toast, everyone just like coming along for the journey, watching, being so supportive always. Like the book, the book, the camera, the counselor, like we had so many amazing things happen this year. So I don't only want to focus on the bad. It was just a fabulous year year I'm sad that it's coming to an end my year of yes I do think I will be bringing the yes energy into next year I'm I feel pretty pleased about the decisions that I made this year the trips I took yeah the businesses I ventured out on like I think it's good keep saying yes yeah I that. So your resolution was a success. Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:29 That was like the first time I think I really followed through on a resolution the entire year. I was just saying that I have a resolution. I already forgot it. Do you remember? Not that you would remember more than I would. Not that I would remember something you said. Right. That was like personal to me. Did you tell me?
Starting point is 00:12:40 I remember when I said it, you were like, you know, yuck. It wasn't for you. What, you're going to start homesteading and making your own toilet paper? No, I forget what it was. Oh, I just remembered something I need to buy for our trip. A sourdough starter kit? No, duty wipes. Like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:56 I think I've said this. I have from the boys. Oh, I guess I could steal the kids' wipes. Did I get wipes in my order? You know what? I don't think I did. I always forget the wipes. I also wanted English muffins um I need to I don't know if I've said this on the toast but
Starting point is 00:13:09 your friend Sam who you were just talking about on your Instagram story is married forgot wipes thank you for the reminder I'm literally a mother bitch I'm a mother no drama kids wipes that they don't even have but back to wipes I don't know even have. But back to wipes. I don't know. There's already a run on the wipes. I don't know if I've ever said this thing, but your friend Sam's husband, Ben, has this like theory about wipes. Has he ever told you it? I don't know. And he told me it one time.
Starting point is 00:13:37 And let me tell you, it changed the way like I wipe my ass forever. Okay. He was just saying like how crazy it is that like you take a poop and you just like wipe it with toilet paper when there's like duty on your skin like if you got duty on your finger you would run it under hot water scrub scrub scrub like crazy but there's literally duty on your skin and your butt and like some people just use toilet paper like it's disgusting i guess well it's different if with your finger because you're going to use your finger again. Okay, let's say you get it on your arm. And you just like wipe it off.
Starting point is 00:14:09 You wouldn't just wipe it off. You would scrub it. But technically, not that I'm advocating for uncleanliness, but technically if you're wearing long sleeve all day and you happen to get Judy up here and you wiped it off and then you put your long sleeve back on and you were going to wash your shirt. So now there's Judy on your shirt. But you're going to wash it just like you would wash your underwear.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Like, yes, but just it's it's funny to think about like how we just very nonchalantly like clean our asses very haphazardly, if you will, when if in any other scenario you got poop, fecal matter on any part of your skin, like you would scrub it off. And that was him basically advocating for wipes. I like the advocation, but it's like the part of your body that's designated for fecal matter that you're not using for anything else. So we can wait until you shower. Yes, but it's just kind of crazy. I love wipes. So I'm here for this. Anything that's for cleanliness is for godliness. I love duty wipes. Like they're my favorite.
Starting point is 00:15:02 What do people call them? Wet wipes? Wet wipes. No, they're duty wipes in my house. They're wet wipes. They're just wipes. Yeah. We use the same wipes for really everything. So add it to the list. Needed duty wipes for adults and children.
Starting point is 00:15:18 I will. I just added it to my cart. So we've got a great show. I'm like kind of hesitant to dive in because it's like the last time we'll be able to talk about ourselves for the rest of the year oh that's hard but I'm I'm all capped out I'm talking about myself for the year I'm excited I'm taking a vow of silence except for the three patreon episodes we have to do and hanging with my family and of course all the content you're going to make promoting my special of course what do you have in mind for me some tiktok, I do have a lot of TikToks in mind. I'm going to be torturing everyone with my TikTok this holiday season.
Starting point is 00:15:51 That's fine. Speaking of self-promotion, I just wanted to give an update because my book, I was on Amazon last night. It's back in stock on Amazon. Now, Amazon, I don't know if they were just doing this to be like thirsty and, you know, hype it up, but they were like one copy left. I don't really know how that's possible when it just came back in stock but it is coming back in stock oh maybe they weren't lying anyways it will be back in stock for real before the holiday so just keep oh no arrives before Christmas yeah it's available now and it doesn't say one left so the warehouse is bussing the warehouse got all my copies who am I The warehouse is- I got all my copies.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Who am I? Claudia with a cold. No, I'm the warehouse and I'm sick because I have all these sick books inside me. Sick books. The camera and the counselor, it's on Amazon. It doesn't say one copy anymore. So go get your copy on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:16:40 If you want a signed copy, I believe the store Books and Greetings where I did my signing still has some signed copies left so if you want to give like a very special gift to someone with a copy with my John Hancock call up the store and they'll ship it out to you you can order it just call them go to google books and greetings in Livingston New Jersey call them I know it's kind of like a Rube Goldberg way to get it but like that's a good way to get a signed copy and it's like you're you're working hard you're going out of your way to get a really thoughtful gift for someone that's not just like buying a book on
Starting point is 00:17:06 amazon though that works too no and also you if you live in new jersey you could go to the store that's true but i feel like everybody who lives around there came to the yeah so you could call what if you just called up books and greetings it's an idea yeah so i don't know how many copies they have left but give it a shot whoever you gifted to would be like so honored to get a personalized copy from your girl. So all's that to say, before we dive in. All's that to say is that even when we're not working, we're still working. And there's always content for you.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Yes, but that's not what I was going to say. All's that to say, happy holidays. Happy New Year, Jax. The end of a chapter. The beginning of a book, I love you dearly, and let's dive in. Oh, now you're ready to dive in? Yeah, was there anything else? No, but like two minutes ago you weren't ready. It's crazy what can happen in two minutes. Yeah, me talking. So true. Also, Hanukkah ended last night. I hope everyone had a happy Hanukkah.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Oh, you know what? You know where I went last night? I went to like a Hanukkah ended last night. I hope everyone had a happy Hanukkah. Oh you know what? You know where I went last night? I went to like a Hanukkah. It's like a little Hanukkah party. Oh I saw. It looked so meaningful. It was so nice. It was the last night of Hanukkah. We all lit candles. And it was.
Starting point is 00:18:14 We were hosting a group of. They were like honestly teenagers. They must have been like 16, 17 or 18. Who all have either siblings or friends. Who are currently being held hostage. And they all just spoke a little bit about their experience, what they've been doing. They've basically just been traveling around the world. They went to the UN that day advocating for the release of the hostages.
Starting point is 00:18:32 And a lot of them were, you know, there was their brothers and sisters who were kidnapped. Some of them, it was their parents. And everybody knows that video of the beautiful brunette girl on the back of that motorcycle being taken into Gaza after the music festival. Her name is Noah. Her friend was there and he was speaking on her behalf and he was like, you know, she doesn't have any siblings. Her mother has, you know, brain cancer. So some of her friends have been, she just got back from Australia. Like they're all traveling around the world advocating on her behalf because she doesn't really have a lot of people to do it for
Starting point is 00:18:58 her. It was very moving. And I'm really glad that I went. was so and these kids they're 16 you know they're so tough like they were speaking and they like were on the verge of tears but they didn't let a single tear shed like they were so tough and so strong and had such mental fortitude and they were so young it was so impressive I was like I was so tired I was like should I go whatever I was so glad that I went and they were just like so precious. A lot of them, their first time in New York, obviously, I think they were wishing they were here for a completely different reason. Right. But a lot of like the Jewish organizations that brought them, I think, had planned like
Starting point is 00:19:33 fun activities for them because they're still just like 16 year old kids in New York for the first time. So they went to the Madonna concert last night at Barclays Center and really cute. I'm so glad that I went. It was an amazing event. And I feel like there was like a couple of days where a lot of the hostages, not a lot,
Starting point is 00:19:47 but like some of the hostages were released, mostly the women and the elderly and people have just kind of forgotten about all the men there, like people's dads.
Starting point is 00:19:54 It was most of their older brothers. There's still 135 people chilling in Gaza. Right, and also any women above the age of 20? Yeah. What about them?
Starting point is 00:20:06 And so one of the girls speaking, both of her parents, she was from Kibbutz Be'eri, which is really where a lot of. They got hit. Yeah. And both of her parents were taken. And then her mom was one of the people released a couple of weeks ago. And she's like, my mom is here physically, but like mentally she's not okay. Because one of all the things she experienced.
Starting point is 00:20:22 And two, like her husband is still sitting there and she knows the conditions right it was so heartbreaking these kids were just so strong I couldn't get over like how young they were because they just appeared so mature and so tough yeah we can't let the energy die down I feel like that's why they keep traveling the world and speaking to everyone like it's just so crazy there's over 130 hostages of civilians people who were taken from their bed in their underwear and being held hostage by a terrorist organization and that just seems to me what is it i saw a tweet that's like what how did the hostages become the subplot of the war like they are that's the reason we're in the idf is in gaza like trying to rescue hostages. No, and these kids were really frustrated. They're like, this is not how we want to be
Starting point is 00:21:09 like going through this experience, like traveling around, begging people to believe us and begging people to care and share in our pain. They were like frustrated. And like the fact that they even have to go to the UN and explain to these officials what's going on and why it's important to advocate for the hostages being
Starting point is 00:21:25 released they were they were mad no i would be so mad did you see the video i saw it this morning not to yahoo who's the prime minister of israel was meeting with the red cross those yes useless pieces of shit and he was like you guys need to put public pressure on her master release the hostages and the red cross woman who this was her first time the head of the red cross her first time going to israel since the start of the war said we can't put public pressure on Hamas it won't close the door to us and he was like why don't you try right what if you just tried something no these are people who have been shot who have been stabbed who are receiving no medical care who are sitting in dark tunnels who get no food if they get medical care from a local veterinarian
Starting point is 00:22:01 right right you shot in the arm The local vet will stitch you up. It's beyond. So I was really glad that I went. And you're right. Like we really can't stop talking about the hostages. Because while it's great that some of them have been released. The majority of them have not. Right. So I was glad that I went.
Starting point is 00:22:18 It was a great event. And yeah. And anyone who wants peace. Like start with hostage release and then and then maybe we can get towards peace but there can't be peace when there are hostages in tunnels in their underwear with bullet wounds who have been separated from their family and kidnapped in the middle of the night release release then peace release then peace then cease oh i love it would probably be release then cease then peace, then cease. Ooh, I love. It would probably be release, then cease, then peace.
Starting point is 00:22:50 That could work. That could work. Cap? No cap. Bussin'. Now, without further ado-do-do-do-do for the last time in the year after 2022. Oh! Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
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Starting point is 00:27:54 on the cheeky yeah it was giving cheek crack hole it was giving cheek crack hole olivia rodrigo confirmed her romance with her new beau lewis patridge during a steamy makeout session in new york city the pair both 20 years old, good to know, were photographed packing on the P-Date. Olivia Rodrigo's 20? Yeah. Well, I didn't know that, but yeah. I thought she was like 24.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Oh, I thought she was 19. Snitch said yesterday she was 19. And how old is Sabrina Carpenter? Because I also thought she was like 24. She's older. Remember, she's an older girl. That was in the lyrics. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I think she's. Sabrina 24. Yeah. Okay. Well this is like kind of a very mature advanced makeout session for 20 year olds. Like I was not making out with anyone like this when I was 20. I was like a freak. Really?
Starting point is 00:28:39 I feel like this is how like 20 year olds make out. No way. 20 is so young. No. Yes. 20 is so young. No. You're an adult. You're still in college if you're not Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah. But so you're on your way to adulthood.
Starting point is 00:28:54 College is where you transition from an adolescent to an independent adult. Now let me ask you a question because everybody seemed to know who this Louis Patrick fellow was and I had never heard of him. I don't know her either. But I think he's from the show Enola Holmes. Oh, Enola. I thought you were saying Enola. I'm like.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Yeah, that's why I added the Holmes. Because that's so that you would know. Yeah, the show is Enola Holmes. Yeah, with Millie Bob's. He's also in Paddington too. Did you know? Do you know the origin of the bear Paddington? I know nothing. I just know he's a bear paddington too did you know do you know the origin of the bear paddington i know nothing i just know he's a bear in a raincoat let me tell you the sweetest story that i didn't know
Starting point is 00:29:31 i always like paddington because he's a bear in a raincoat and it's so cute and he did that sketch with the queen just remind me i have something to tell you that i just found out also okay so basically the character of paddington do you know what the kinder transport was that was during the holocaust about during the holocaust kids a train full of german jewish kids were sent to britain to save them from being exterminated it was only kids no parents they all came with a backpack on and a tag around their neck that like said their name and who they were and it was called the kinder transport and the creator of paddington saw those kids and that's why paddington is he like is at the train station he has a tag
Starting point is 00:30:09 he's based on the kids from the kinder transport oh my god i'm gonna cry no i'm literally gonna cry so paddington is jewish paddington is a jew oh and you gotta get harry a paddington bear and he's a zionist i'm obsessed obsessed i thought that was i had no idea okay well my my fun fact is like so dumb compared to you okay i just found out that barry manilow the singer of at the copa copa cabana who like looks jewish but I feel like is not um he is responsible for many of the famous jingles on television including like a good neighbor State Farm is there musical icon I am stuck on band-aid but band-aid stuck on me oh that's cute yeah remember that one from when we were growing up he was talking about it in an interview how like a lot of people don't know that. But these are songs that have been on TV like the State Farm one for 40 years.
Starting point is 00:31:08 And he considers them his greatest hits. As he should. Isn't that cute? That is cute. Great. This is a lot of. Oh, Louis Patrick was in Medici. I watched that.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Oh, he was one of the younger brothers, though. I recognize him. OK. I mean, he's a very handsome fella. I just feel like I was really showing my age. But by never having heard of this person. Yeah. And also like that we didn't watch Enola Holmes.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Yeah. Yeah. But the pictures were really cute. They're frolicking around New York. Getting her suitcase out of the car. She's holding a box of Ritz crackers. Relatable. And they're making out.
Starting point is 00:31:38 And his finger's like up her butt. And it's cute. Yeah. It's cute. They're laughing. They look just like a bunch of kids in love. Honestly. It's a very cute photo shoot. Yeah. I'm so here for're laughing. They look just like a bunch of kids in love, honestly. It's a very cute photo shoot.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Yeah, I'm so here for it. What's not to like, really? What's not to like, really? I mean, I guess she'll tell us when she writes a song about what he did wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of a sudden, we're all hooked on Louis Patrick. Right, right. Hashtag Louis Patrick is over party.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Bloodsucker, fame fucker. Yeah, bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire yeah so let's enjoy it while it lasts i was actually listening to guts on my way not to say that her relationship won't last but i'm just saying you know like it's what goes up i was watching i was listening to guts on my way to work this morning like really it's giving it's giving female empowerment i was just like kind of stomping through the street you know oh it don't mean a thing God loves fucking embarrassed she's so good like she really is like the real deal yeah not a one-hit wonder not a one-hit wonder even though I never said she was a one-hit wonder and what I
Starting point is 00:32:40 said was it was too soon to say whether or not she would be a one-hit wonder. And I disagreed. You thought that the game was called already. Because Deja Vu had already come out, and there was all this hype for the album. No, no, no. Because technically she had two hits, but a one-hit wonder isn't a technical term. It's like colloquial. No, a one-hit wonder is like a one-hit wonder. It's, okay.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Like Billy Ray Cyrus. I cannot relitigate this. I cannot relitigate listen it's end of the year we're supposed to be harmonious let's not bring up acrimonious beefs from years past but i just i think i feel like the way that that conversation gets remembered is i was saying she was a one-hit wonder when that was never my point my point was the jury was still out yes you're right like everybody clowns on you like jackie she wasn't a one-hit wonder but and that isn't what you said but i i don't feel like a clown because I'm like, you guys are not remembering correctly.
Starting point is 00:33:27 And maybe if you had a job that you were passionate about, you would know what it's like. But you don't. Maybe if you had an argument that you could argue correctly, you would know what it's like to remember what you said. But you don't. But you don't. But you don't. I'm starving. What are you going to have for your last lunch of the work day of the year?
Starting point is 00:33:49 I don't think I'm going to be having my last lunch of the year like in the studio. Usually I have lunch in the studio every day, but it's like it's monotonous. It's not your last lunch of the year. No, but like you should have a TWB. A warm bowl. Yeah, to commemorate. I'm just like kind of over the warm bowls. I hyper fixated so hard on this one meal for the last literally two years.
Starting point is 00:34:10 And I think I'm actually finally like kind of sick of it. Yeah, because then it starts to taste like your environment. Like it just tastes like work. Yeah. And you can't change it up because you're you. Right. It's not like I can get something else at this place. Or like add like, you know, a sriracha.
Starting point is 00:34:27 No, I go to a restaurant and there's one, if I'm lucky, maybe two items that I can eat. This place, there's only one. Why don't you go to the other place that we used to go to before the other place opened? I actually had it like twice last week. But that's a place with a lot of options you could get a pizza yeah I know but if I'm gonna get a pizza like okay I'll just go get good pizza like I don't have to go to the workplace why don't you go across the street to the fancy restaurant I should that place is good but that's reserved for special occasions like when you're in town and me you and
Starting point is 00:34:58 Harry have lunch or like a work thing I always take people to that place yeah but it's a special occasion it's the last work day of the year okay I just suppose I'm supposed to go eat by myself actually I have my kindle what's Ben up to he has a meeting on Long Island strong island yeah strong island okay are you ready for our next story is it it number two? Yeah. Yeah. Don't get your bragas in a twist. I won't. Even though this story has my bragas in a twist, honestly, for real.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Okay. Watch what happens. Live producers remove Andy Cohen's after show from X after the platform is deemed not safe due to antisemitism. Yeah. Have you seen this? I have. It felt so bizarre.
Starting point is 00:35:44 It's random. It. Counter counterproductive here's the deets producers that watch what happens live with andy cohen have pulled their after show from elon musk's ex formerly known as twitter to prevent their content from showing up alongside anti-semitic posts page six can exclusively reveal a source told page six on wednesday that production was concerned about their content living adjacent to inappropriate, hateful, or anti-Semitic advertising or content. Staffers wanted the content to live in a safe space.
Starting point is 00:36:14 They're also told Andy, who is Jewish and both an executive producer and host on the show, was involved in making this decision. Honestly, this feels like so performative of Andy. Like, it's just like making making news I don't think it's like actually making any change and I think we all know like in terms of the social media platforms that we should be advocating against when it comes to anti-semitism like X is so not even our problem and everyone has made like X the poster child for anti-semitism when you when if you look at the
Starting point is 00:36:40 data the amount of anti-semitic anti-israel sentiment on tiktok is whopping and staggering compared to even instagram which is whopping and staggering compared to x like this is not even we need a better word than performative because performative just is like doing something just you know say that you did it and not really caring but this is actually like if you care about anti-semitism it's counterintuitive it's counter into it's for lack of a better word dumb yeah yeah it's so true especially if you're staying on if your show and you're you still have an account on tiktok then like right you make no sense no it's so true i just read like a young person i'm like a minor
Starting point is 00:37:15 who goes on the app is like 70 more likely to walk away after spending 30 minutes with like a negative view towards jews and israel like this the data is there's the statistics are there and like nobody really talks about it and everyone's just sort of focused on on X when like who cares like no one's even on X no X has no influence X has no influence I think so not for you not for you but it does that's not even the issue it's like if you care about anti-Semitism on social media then you start at the top. You don't start with the platform that is the least problematic. For what?
Starting point is 00:37:47 What are you accomplishing? Yeah. This was just like so random. Like I don't really feel like Andy has said or done anything to like, you know, about anti-Semitism. And so I think this is like him like making a statement and I don't think it's saying much. No, and he consistently does the least.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Like does the bare, he meets the bar and it's very low, but he meets it all the time. And now you want to like step your pussy up with this? Yeah, no. Like take an actual stand. What does this do for, this doesn't move the needle on anti-Semitism, sorry. No, it doesn't.
Starting point is 00:38:17 That's the most important thing. It doesn't actually do anything. And like, if you guys sat down and the fact that the staffers want a safe place for their show, like get a grip, friends yeah look around safe place for their like for their show about like silliness and ding dong doorbell gay shark like calm down yeah you're safe you're safe you're marked as safe it's just it's just meaningless yeah but they just like went nobody asked they went so far out of their way for like why that's that's it that's it here's the thing it's it's
Starting point is 00:38:54 layered it's one nobody asked two even if we did ask like this was the incorrect move yeah because it doesn't move the needle it is established that of all of the social media platforms, X is the least anti-Semitic, even though, you know, people want to frame it to be like, Elon is an anti-Semite and there's... Right. He's really not. Right. When you look into it, he's not. But, like, I guess people don't look into it is the problem.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Right, right. So this looks performative. Yeah. Having said that, Nicki Minaj was on Watch What Happens Live, and she did an amazing job. She's really like such a character. And it was a great episode. What did she do? Just because she's promoting her album Pink Friday 2.
Starting point is 00:39:34 And she watches a lot of Housewives. And there was this thing last week where Kathy Hilton was leaving like insane comments on Nicki Minaj's social media. Being like, Nicki, please, I need to speak with you. And Andy was like, did you ever get in contact with her? She's like, I did. I don't know what she wants from me, but she had so many nice things to say about my album. So whatever she wants, I'll do. I love that.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Yeah. Nicki Minaj, whenever she enters the Bravo universe, really, it brings joy. Whenever she enters anything really like and makes herself known, it's really enjoyable. I'm going to listen to some Nicki Minaj today while I'm driving. That'll be fun. She is like a character. I feel like I've missed out on years worth of music and driving. Oh, because of the car?
Starting point is 00:40:19 Because I just started driving. And now it's like all these hits from when I was a teenager, when other people were driving and had the windows down listening to them like I need to go experience those moments like I need to go listen to Pink Friday with my windows down you're just like 16 years old like you're gonna be like this one is for the boys in the boom system like I've never I've never wrapped super bass from the driver's seat driver's seat right I know what I'm doing today yeah she's catching up yeah that's what I'm saying today Yeah She's catching up Yeah
Starting point is 00:40:46 That's what I'm saying She's got some catching up to do Are you ready for our next story? Yes This one is for the turdies In the boomer system Tap down AC with the cooling system Okay wait
Starting point is 00:40:58 This one is for the girls in the This one is for the boys So this one is for the boys In the booming system At this point It's all muscle memory It's all one word Yeah This one is for the boys In So this one is for the boys in the booming system. At this point, it's all muscle memory. It's all one word. This one is for the boys in the booming system. It's all one word.
Starting point is 00:41:10 It's like when you learn a song in another language and you don't know what the actual words are, like what are words and what are sentences. You just keep saying it. The sounds. Yeah. Yeah. But this song is for the turdy.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Okay. Not song, story. And for the snitch. Okay i keep giving clues oh am i supposed to be guessing no but should we do that you know i love a game you do all right hit me give me clues okay it is i'll give you it was reported the initial report comes from deadline that might give you a sense of like what it's about the like business it's for snitch and it's for turdy and it's some book news yes the things we never got over is being made into a tv show yep amazon mgm studios is developing lucy score's bestseller, Things We Never Got Over for TV. So this is a book that Snitch and Turdy love.
Starting point is 00:42:07 And it's just like, it's similar to Me Too, It Happens One Summer. It just like swept the world and the smut world, took it by storm. It was one of the biggest like romance books probably last year. Yeah, agreed. And it really put Lucy Score on the map. She's been like a romance writer for many, many years. She has so many books. And I think this was like her first major hit.
Starting point is 00:42:27 And then everybody went and read all of her other books. I've read so many of her books now. She's amazing. Yes. So Amazon MGM Studios is in development on Things We Never Got Over, a series adaptation of the bestselling romance novel by Lucy Score. Set to adapt the book and executive produce the show is Amy Rarden from Echo. This is the first book in Amy Score's New York Times bestselling knock-em-out series,
Starting point is 00:42:48 which has sold over 5 million copies in total. I thought that was interesting. The second book was not good. I just want everyone to know that. Well, if the first show is good, then maybe the second one will be made into an also good show. Yeah. Jolly good show. I think it will. I actually think this being also good show yeah jolly good show I think it will I actually think this being a tv show is a great idea I love this and you just reminded me
Starting point is 00:43:10 I saw a video yesterday inside it was like all the girls who work at Reese's Book Club they were like in the office talking about their work it literally like if I had to quit and get a job I would want to work at Reese's Book Club they like read all day their office is so cute it's just like books everywhere and it's like reading nooks everywhere and they love their job it was the cutest thing ever you know who needs that job not that she's looking for a job Stitch Dana yes Dana needs to be like that work for like either Oprah's Book Club Reese's Book Club or any publication or even if she worked at a publishing house where she had to read a bunch of manuscripts because not only does she love to read and she reads really quickly and like actually understands what she's reading but she's such a good judge of books like that is the right
Starting point is 00:43:53 job for her I need to use my platform to get her that job you do it's giving younger or she could work at book of the month also because they do the same thing yep but Reese's book club was just like so aesthetic like it was so cute oh yeah for that her transport it's not gonna cut it yeah so so perhaps not but she also loves her job so so like she's fine you guys will have to make her a really good offer yeah when she can't refuse or yeah she could be like read with Jenna's like chief reader right she actually could probably do that as a hobby. Yeah. As a side hustle. But back to Lucy's score I just feel like we are always talking about things getting adapted things getting picked up book by book rights being bought. I feel like I never see
Starting point is 00:44:37 results. We see very little in terms of production. Well that's something that happens just because your book gets bought doesn't mean necessarily it will get made but I feel like Amazon someone there is they have their finger on the pulse and it's like these books are huge there's built-in audiences I can't believe more people aren't clamoring because reading has and especially like these romance books these YA novel smut books like cult audiences the work is done and the stories are written like no and I feel like two years ago we were talking about that it happened one summer by Tessa Bailey had been bought also by Amazon never came true let me check in on it so many things like they just
Starting point is 00:45:17 you're right they take them off the market so that like Netflix can't buy it but they don't always create something and that's frustrating for like fans of the books. Okay, this was in June 2022. Okay, a year and a half ago. BCDF Pictures and Frolic Media. But let me see. But it happened one summer? Yeah, they were producing it.
Starting point is 00:45:39 So not Amazon. So like those people have to make the movie and then someone buys it. That's not so long ago to have to need to like. That's a year and a half. The strike. And the strike. And it could still happen, T.O.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Yeah. It's just. It's frustrating. I wish it would move faster. Of course. But we have. I think next year it ends with us. It's coming out the movie.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Oh, yeah. You want to hear something crazy? Mm hmm. I've never read Things We Never Got Over. I don't think that's so crazy. And I don't think you need to read it. Because my gripe with it is that it's too long for a book of its nature. It's like 700 pages.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Yeah. And it's just if I'm reading a 700-page book, it's Elon Musk. And that's who I'm working on right now. Or like the Iliad. Right. Yeah, no. I wouldn't recommend it to you, actually. Thank you. But it's one of the books when my minions come to me
Starting point is 00:46:32 and they say, Trudy, Trudy, help us. We want to get it into smut. It's probably like the fifth book I recommend. Only because it's very long. Yeah, and the first one is It Happened One Summer. Actually, I just went through this. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Because somebody was texting me like, I'm going Summer. Actually, I just went through this. Hold on, because somebody was texting me, like, I'm going on my honeymoon. I want, like, sexy books. That's a good post to do on Redheads. Like, sexy honey. Honeymoon pics? We've done honeymoon pics, but not sexy honeymoon pics. Oh, I also say Crossing the Line by Lucy Score.
Starting point is 00:47:05 But yeah, It happened one summer. And then probably a coho is in there. Sometimes I recommend Ugly Love, but once you really get into smut, you realize Colleen Hoover is actually not smutty at all. I never read Ugly Love. Oh, I loved it. I can't find the text.
Starting point is 00:47:23 I think my last coho was November 9th. And then I had had enough. November 9th was cute. Yeah. All right. So hopefully this one comes to fruition because this book is really popular. Did you read Layla? No.
Starting point is 00:47:37 It was cute. You should. It's about a ghost. Yeah, but they make it make sense. I know. Just one thing about me is like what I've learned especially this year by reading like a couple books that are not based in extreme reality things with magical realism like I don't like I didn't like one Italian summer I didn't like
Starting point is 00:47:55 Iron Flame I you liked in five years that's the only one I was just gonna say actually and you liked fourth wing yeah like the second half and you just going to say. And you liked Fourth Wing. Yeah, like the second half. And you like Nothing to See Here? I did like Nothing to See Here. I didn't like The Measure. Okay, so it's just book dependent. Yeah, I guess. It's such is life.
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Starting point is 00:52:54 Thank you, Farmer's Dog. Thank you, Laturd. You're welcome. Our next story. Prince Harry wins his lawsuit against the Mirror, saying, I've been told that slaying dragons will get you burned so god he had to go and be cringe he did it's a kind of good saying i've never heard that before what say it again slaying dragons will get you burned
Starting point is 00:53:19 is it good or bad i don't get the phrase it's like you can't you know do anything worthwhile without taking a couple punches something okay prince harry speaking out after his lawsuit went against a new uk newspaper publisher over allegations of phone hacking and other unlawful oh wow yeah the duke of sussex who was awarded 180 000 he was unable to be present in london's high court on friday due to the short notice of the hearing, according to his lawyer. However, he issued a long and powerful statement that was read aloud at the courthouse.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Well, phone hacking is insane. It reminds me of, you know, I wish I was a tampon inside your vagina. Right, but that wasn't a hacking. No, it was just like a bad coincidence. Yeah. Nothing illegal was done. Because, you know, before I realized that they
Starting point is 00:54:05 had like actually done something illegal I thought he was suing for like slander and you know libel I'm pretty sure yeah he is currently involved in three other cases against newspapers in the UK including the Daily Mail but I had seen some headlines that some things like weren't going his way and that's why I was surprised to see this today because I didn't realize there was four different ones but in their documentary they do talk about a couple of the different lawsuits. But I think the Daily Mail, they publish, are they the ones that publish the letter? Which letter? That Megan.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Oh. Yeah, that Megan Murray dad. Yeah. Maybe that's what they're suing over there. So the thing is, is like for actual things like hacking into, like breaking the law, you absolutely should sue but I always find it so interesting anytime I get into like Harry and Meghan and just the royals in general how much reverence they have towards the tabloids in British media and it might be a
Starting point is 00:54:55 cultural difference because to me the mirror is the same as like okay magazine like I would never read something in okay magazine and be like oh my god Angelina Jolie's you know a mother of 10 children like they just say like such absurd things and I'm always surprised how much weight and like deference the royals put on British tabloids and maybe it's a cultural difference and maybe the British tabloids carry more weight in the UK it is we've had this conversation and people always chime in it was also a big part of their documentary just like tabloid culture there is not what it is here and it's very much taken seriously and the royals
Starting point is 00:55:26 like play their part in it too like they work with them yeah for a story it's like a necessary evil it's just it's different there i still don't understand it i can but i can understand it's different no but that's really insane like to hack someone's phone so like honestly good on him pursuing and pursuing this and winning um yeah he wrote a long statement you want to read it um it's really long so sure i'll just read it until like we feel like i should stop okay this case i feel like you should stop i could read it with gusto no no read it read it this case is not just about hacking it is about a systemic practice of unlawful and appalling behavior followed by clever ups and destruction of
Starting point is 00:56:10 evidence the shocking scale of which can only be revealed through these proceedings the journey to justice can be a slow and painful one and since bringing my claim almost five years ago defamatory stories and intimidating tactics have been deployed against me at my family's expense you should have used our line about the wheels of justice, you know? Yes, but I have to say this is actually a very well-written statement. And so, as I too have learned through this process, patience is in fact a virtue, especially in the face of vendetta journalism. My commitment to seeing this case through is based on my belief in our need and our collective right to a free and honest press and one which is
Starting point is 00:56:45 properly accountable when necessary that is what we need in britain and across the globe anything else is poisoning the well for a profession we all depend upon okay there's lost me there a little bit at the end but you got the gist yeah good job you got the wheels of justice doing that thing yeah no can't be hacking sorry can't be hacking no not cool not cool are you ready for our fifth and final story wow fifth and final story for the fifth and final episode of the year well no you know what I mean yeah I'm ready yeah it's not the fifth and final episode of the year oh it's the 205th and final episode of the year. Actually, I wonder what episode number we are at. I think it's like 200.
Starting point is 00:57:32 I think yesterday was 204. Oh, so I was right. Yeah, hold on. Let me triple check. The fifth and final story of the 205th and final episode of the year. Let me triple check, but you can start reading. But even if it's not the case turdy just like go with it i just want to be factual and let people know but like who would know unless it's more
Starting point is 00:57:49 don't diminish our credit today's oh we're about this is our 208th episode of the year that's insane no it's it's absolutely bonkers bonkers it's madness it's crazy how much we podcast i know and the fact that people still listen is nuts no no of course you do what else are you doing what else what else is there to do what else is there to listen to nothing nothing our fifth and final story which i feel passionate about and i hope that you will at least pretend to because it's cute stuff okay okay it's a little collab news a little retailing collab there will be a bridgerton themed collection launching at william sonoma for gentle readers everywhere oh that's
Starting point is 00:58:32 cute i was when you were saying uh bridgerton collab with i was like who's it gonna be i thought maybe it would be that brand of like prairie dresses that everyone's obsessed with hill house oh that's cute or like selby or love shack fancy that would also be cute yeah but this is better because i immediately went clothing because the clothing in bridgerton is like such a main part of it but this is so cute it's so good there are so many products varying in like seriousness and price and they're and it's like the vibe of bridgerton is so good so you have to wait until may 2024 as we know to watch the next season but you can start spilling the literal tea right now on friday william sonoma released an
Starting point is 00:59:05 exclusive collection of foods tableware baking mixes and gifts inspired by the netflix series which is set among london's high society in the early 1800s so they have like sweet treats that you can get like cookies and biscuits and um because william sonoma does also sell food but they also have like tablescapes so so tablecloth, table runner. What's the vibe? Oh, it's like girly swirly tea party. Oh, tea party, florals. That's really cute.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I think I'm going to get this tablecloth because I have a round table and I need a tablecloth and it's so cute. And these plates. I love, I feel like collabs have gotten to a point. Maybe like Barbie ruined collabs. It was a point. Maybe like Barbie ruined collabs. It was just like so exhausting. Barbie ruined collabs. It's just like nothing was original.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Nothing was special. And I feel like now collabs are just kind of like meaningless. But this is a, like, these are two powerhouse brands. I don't think William Sonoma does like a ton of collabs. And Bridgerton, I don't think ever has. And they're two brands with such like distinct brand identities that bringing them together and they're two brands with like huge followings I love this but also like Williams-Sonoma it's quality stuff it's not just like here's a bunch of
Starting point is 01:00:12 Bridgerton crap yeah no it's like everything is made well and it's you know it's pricey but you're you get what you pay for yeah so you want Williams-Sonoma quality tings but like with the Bridgerton style because it's gorgeous and pleany. Yeah. I'm personally, I'm obsessed. Yeah, that's really cute. They have this Bridgerton picnic basket. This one's $350.
Starting point is 01:00:34 So cute. I mean, who on God's green diddly dally earth needs a biscuit picnic? My God, I'm having a stroke. Picnic basket? Mm-hmm. No, I don't know. Especially one that's like not insulated you know I guess it's for people who just like romanticize their life and like throw cheese and a baguette into
Starting point is 01:00:49 a thing and go to the park right but also for people who like romanticize their life for Instagram who make content who make content and I just want to say like kudos to those people even though they're like you it's so hard to like make content and like to do things like that and make it look nice because I saw someone not to for the third day in a row bring on bring up homesteading but I saw someone was like clowning on ballerina farm because it's like she's you know doing all these things and making content it's like it's hard enough to make your own bread and raise seven children while you're pregnant with your eighth but you're also filming all of it in a quality way and putting these videos together that are like so aesthetic.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Kudos to you, Ballerina Farm. Okay, then there was like something else about Ballerina Farm. People were like mad because they found out her husband's dad like started JetBlue or whatever and she's like not a real farmer or whatever. Like who cares?
Starting point is 01:01:37 Because she has access to money. Okay, like I'm jealous. Like what am I actually gonna do? Kill her because she married someone rich? Like who cares? And I saw a comment that she's like uh inauthentic to the homesteading life inauthentic to homesteading life cosplaying being poor but it's like I think she really lives this life and she's showing other people who might like need these tools how to do it and she's making it look manageable also and they're like she has nannies probably they're just not in the frame the woman has seven kids and she's pregnant
Starting point is 01:02:09 with her eighth that's insane and she's making her own dinner rolls no like the way whatever the opposite of like homesteading mom is is what I'm gonna be like come on kids we're going to McDonald's like I just can't I like who's the energy just wait turdy what just wait until you have you work so hard to have a child and you want to try and give them everything that's good for them and not poison them like that's how it starts to feel but I think a little poison is good sometimes but then sometimes you see the joy of a french fry and you're like yeah go in yeah yeah you know what like anything else in life balance i agree i mean i'm sure that ballerina farm gets in her car and drives over to mcdonald's and houses a mcflurry i'm sure of it i mean i don't know how you can have seven kids and just not
Starting point is 01:02:57 you know just to keep your sanity yeah but i also saw her pantry like is her name ballerina so that's her handle okay but like who's ballerina oh i don't know i've i've only encountered her in the last few days so i'm sure there's a lot about her that i don't know but i'm so impressed with this woman and like people try and like diminish her accomplishments like even if she just had seven kids and sat on her arse all day yeah yeah yeah while pregnant with the eighth right Her name is Hannah. And she's a former Juilliard ballerina. Wow. Turned rancher.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Where does she live? She lives, it doesn't say immediately in her bio. But like in the West? Is it like Wyoming vibes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She lives on a ranch. Daniel and I are in charge of the morning milking. The boys do the night milking.
Starting point is 01:03:43 It's a 20 minute opportunity we get to spend with each other. Sitting on either side of our milk cow lady, we talk about our goals, make decisions, breathe. It's beautiful. I don't know if I'm milking a cow. I'm like down there. I'm certainly not breathing. Well, she said breath, but I feel like that was a typo.
Starting point is 01:04:02 She meant breathe, yeah. But what do I know? Cool. Like so interesting to see how. But what do I know? Cool. Like, so interesting to see how other people live, you know? Yeah, I find it just interesting. And I also want to say, someone told me, I guess I hadn't gotten to this on Becca Martinez's homesteading Instagram account. Yeah, you severely undersold Becca Martinez's homesteading.
Starting point is 01:04:20 She raises rabbits to eat and skin and repurpose in a good way, you know, not in like a Jeffrey Dahmer way. I guess that's cool. Okay, because she's doing it. She's out here doing it. She's doing it. She's doing the thing. And I just, respect to the homesteaders,
Starting point is 01:04:39 respect to the coal miners. And respect to the mothers. Yeah. So what was the story? Richardson Williams williams sonoma now cute i've thirsted out for williams sonoma before on the show and they don't listen but maybe someone at bridgerton pr and collabs like wants to send me something you want something i will be buying the tablecloth though because i need it cute cute really cute you love to see good collabs. Yes. There's nothing better.
Starting point is 01:05:06 There's nothing better than a good pointed collab and there's nothing worse than crap on ice. Crap on a stick. Crappity crap crap. Crap in your lap. Anything to not end the show. I know you guys. Our episode is over.
Starting point is 01:05:23 It is. I just think it's important to acknowledge the space that you're in. Like it's over. We're done. Goodbye. And on the one hand. I want to stay in this space. Because it's a good feeling.
Starting point is 01:05:33 It's a good space. So much we've accomplished this year. 208 episodes. Plus 12 times. Plus 70 plus on Patreon. Plus any guest episodes we've done. That's a lot of podcasting it is so lay us to rest Toast season six that's a wrap 12 times 5 is 75 no I don't fucking know No, I thought it was 72, but it's 60. Math is so hard.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Yeah, but there's one equation that solves them all. One plus one equals sock. Every time. Every time. So I just wanted to say to everyone, I hope you enjoy the holiday season with your families or whoever you choose to spend it with. We love you so much.
Starting point is 01:06:23 Thank you so much for going on this journey with us. We hope you enjoyed every episode this year. Hope you enjoyed this particular episode. Thank you for being toasters. Jackie and I are so grateful for you guys. We are looking forward to our break, but we are so looking forward to coming back next year, bigger and better and better than ever.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Better than ever. And we love you. Seriously, we say it every day, but we mean it with our whole chests. Thank you for listening to the show in any way. every day once a week once a month we prefer it every day but we really we love you all do better but you know you got your busy people and you take the time to listen to us and it it's really it means a lot it really does i love you turdy thank you for the kind words you said about me at the top of the show i didn't even even get to repay them. Thank you for holding it down.
Starting point is 01:07:05 I didn't say them for anything in return. That is beautiful. Thank you for holding it down while I was on maternity leave, while I was out, you know, sewing up my cervix and making sure the show must go on. And you do it with class and grace. And we all love you so much. And in the words of Toni Braxton, Jax,
Starting point is 01:07:21 We all love you so much. In the words of Tony Braxton, Jax, You mean the world to me. You are my everything. You are the only thing that matters. Matters to me. I'm going to go listen to that in the car. In the words of R. Kelly,
Starting point is 01:07:44 Hey, I made it. You're the world of R. Kelly hey I made it you're the world's greatest and in the I'm that star up in the you just can't stop singing I'm that mountain creek up high hey I made it I'm the world's greatest the world's greatest podcast
Starting point is 01:08:00 stream Turdy's version not R. Kelly's version so we can still enjoy the song but proceeds go nowhere near mr kelly yeah i think that's called compromise so for the very last time this year thank you so much for listening to the toast the millennium morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every monday through friday on youtube so you're watching this on youtube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we are also available as a
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