The Toast - Maturdity & BSC: Friday, May 16th, 2025

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

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Welcome back to The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. That doesn't feel like a Friday because while it's the end of a chapter, it's the beginning of a something. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to The Toast. I'm your Hearst. Hearst. I'm your host, Turtee Lou, here for the final time in life as we currently know it. And I'm joined by a very pargy co-host this morning. As you guys know, Jax was unavailable, and I said, don't worry, it's the perfect thing. It's a time for BSC on the Toast.

Hello, BSC, how you doing? You never have to fear, I'm always waiting in the wings. Yeah, we know. Is it wings or winds? Wings? Wings. Waiting in the wings. We know you're always just creepily standing in the corner waiting for your time. I'm always ready here and I just wanna say,

because I don't think you get enough credit. I agree, I don't know what you're gonna say, but I agree that I'm never given enough credit. That you went an entire pregnancy doing the toast. Every day. And. Nobody really understands, like everybody thinks like, I don't like that hard, but. No, it is. Everybody thinks like, oh, I like that hard, but. No, it is.

Everybody thinks like, oh, I can do it. I can talk. It's really hard, especially with brains. Like pregnancy brain, I have just like regular brain problems, okay? We're gonna get into Ben making my pregnancy about him, but I really appreciate the compliment. Oh, okay.

And I take it back. I'm glad you brought it up because if you would have told me that I would have made it through a whole pregnancy with only taking one show off that day, I woke up really sick and you filled in for me, I wouldn't have believed you. So yeah, I agree, I'm a hero, I'm an amazing business person and media mogul,

and I agree with everything you said. Kudos to you. Thank you. Kudos to you. Now how am I making pregnancy about myself? Oh my God, like literally every time I have an ailment, you're like, oh my God, me too. By the way, I do. What should I lie? No, you're like, my back is, me too. By the way, I do. What should I lie?

No, you're like, my back is killing me. I'm like, it is killing me. Your back? No, no, yours is definitely, see, let's normalize two people having problems. You, your back can hurt more than mine, but if you say, oh, my back hurts, that reminds me, oh, you know,

I need to go see stretched. So how do you think it makes me feel? I need to go get stretched. How do you think it makes me feel to hear you complaining about your back problems? I think it's fine because I'm rubbing your back and I'm actively making you feel better. Are you rubbing my back?

You don't need it. See. Every time I have like, I'm like, when Ben looks at me he's like, oh I'm having bad heartburn. I'm like, you're having heartburn? All I wanna say, okay, all I wanna say, this is your first like real stint with heartburn, right?

Yeah, I've never had like chronic issues with heartburn and anyone who suffers outside of pregnancy with like every day, you have my utmost sympathy, except like you can do something about it. Like you can take real medication. Okay, any of your morbidly obese listeners, I, one of them, for the vast majority of my life, well, maybe a little bit less morbidly obese listeners. I, one of them. Yes you are. The vast majority of my life. Well maybe a little bit less morbid now but it's still morbidly obese. I had

heartburn for so long. Terrible, terrible heartburn. When you're really fat it's really bad. Really, really bad. And there are some people that aren't fat and still are predisposed to it. There was that big claim, that big company, the one you said you could just take medication. There was one of those companies who's giving people cancer. Next to pro, next to pro, next something. I haven't heard that. It was. I'll send you the article. Well, shout out to Pepsid, which has single-handedly got me through this pregnancy. Yes, I feel for people who have, like all these new things that I didn't have,

I know people have really bad heartburn outside of pregnancy, people have back problems outside of pregnancy. It's all hitting me in the last nine months, and so people who suffer from it all the time, like you have my utmost sympathy and respect. But that doesn't mean like what I'm going through isn't valid. Of course. No, it's relatable. Now you've been very busy, Ben, we haven't actually had you on the toast in a while. You're being obviously an amazing husband, which is a full time job these days. You're being It is. You're being a full time Nick fan. Yes. Which is also a full time job. Yes.

You're obviously entrepreneur, podcast host, you know, celebrity chef. How is Ben? Ben is wonderful. Yeah. Ben is excited. Yeah. Ben is going to be a father of a son.

BH, BH, BH, BH, BH, BH, BH. And the podcast is wonderful, speaking of BH, like literally, the fact that I have Christian morons walking up to me in the street saying BH. Christian morons. Walking up to me and saying BH. If somebody is new here and they don't understand what you're talking about,

Ben and his co-host Josh have, like a couple of, maybe like a year ago, decided that how we call you guys like the toasters if you listen to the toaster toaster if you listen to his podcast the good guys he gave himself the title of moron you are your guys people come up to us in the street they're like I'm a moron I'm like okay yeah and they literally like the morons the fans of the good guys podcast will walk up to me and say Ben BH, BH, BH, I'm from Alabama, BH. I'm like, that is unbelievable. I'm gonna be a dad, BH.

The Knicks are in game six. I know, but I don't even, I don't know how I feel. So I wanted to update everybody from yesterday's show. We did get tickets. We did. At this rate, I just wanna let you know I'm not going. Like, I do not feel good, but. Who's gonna buy that ticket?

I spent so much money on tickets. And the fact that anybody ever clowned on like girls spending money on the Eras Tour when this is what a basketball game costs, which is seriously like half the amount of time. Half is interesting. Is absurd to me, because we spent more on Knicks tickets

than I did for like my best Eras Tour tickets. So let me explain. Taylor Swift does not come around. First of all, I've never ever clowned on you spending money on anything concert related. I didn't say you. I'm just saying society. OK, sure, whatever.

Society's dumb and poor. So I think that Taylor Swift does not come around once every 30 years. I want to set the record here. This is the greatest Knicks team, the best chance that the Knicks have of winning a championship in your lifetime in my lifetime. Like let that sink in. That's how a lot of people feel about Taylor Swift though. But I've been to Taylor Swift 1989. I've been

to Taylor Swift red. I've been to Taylor Swift. Yeah, I was. I don't know. I was at maybe I went alone. I went to Taylor. Yeah. Is that. With who? I don't know. I was at, maybe I went alone. I went to Taylor. reputation. I went to Taylor Swift. Yeah, is that the one with all the snakes? Yes. Yeah, that one was dark.

Yeah, you went to reputation, 1989 and eras. Yes, the Knicks, these kids. Honestly, I guess it's happened every couple of years. Three years ago, I went on the road in Cleveland. Do the Toasters know that story? Yes. They do when I flew private with a bunch of Hasidic Jews home. It was unbelievable. I believe I've told the road in Cleveland. Do the Toasters know that story? Yes. They do when I flew private with a bunch of Hasidic Jews home.

It was unbelievable. I believe I've told the story. Whenever I'm talking about Ben's amazing ability to network and you're sort of born under this, like these things happen to you that don't happen to other people. Ben flew to Cleveland for a Knicks game. He didn't have a flight home.

He's like, I'll figure it out. I'll get a hotel or whatever. Should I tell the story? Sure, please. I mean, I was in the middle of it, but you're. Again, you were speeding through it. There's some drama to it. Okay, okay, fine.

Oh my God. It's gonna be like a three hour episode. Now I'll have it quick. I go to Cleveland, game six, Knicks Cavs. I again feel the way that I feel right now, which is like, this is the best chance the Knicks have, I have to go. Right, okay, so the feeling you were describing

before it's not once in a lifetime. I guess not. I guess not. I guess it's twice in a lifetime. My friend Michael Cohen calls me, not Trump's lawyer, a different Michael Cohen, calls me and says, Ben, I have an extra seat. Wow.

See, another thing that doesn't happen to other people, like the biggest game of the year and someone just doesn't spend a seat. By the way, it does happen to other people if you're not a piece of shit. No, no. Like if you put good energy out into the world, if you invite people to Knicks games, if you take people to dinner, then somebody a piece of shit. No, no. Like, if you put good energy out into the world, if you invite people to Nick's games,

if you take people to dinner, then somebody will think of you. But if you're sitting there thinking, why doesn't anybody do anything for me when you don't do anything for them? That's not going to happen. The universe, it's called karma. Okay. Whatever. Get to the point of the story.

He invites me. I go to Cleveland, okay? I have a hotel. Yeah. I'm ready to sleep in the hotel, but I don't book a flight. I said to Claude, you know, there are gonna be enough Nick fans at this game that I'm going to find someone needs to fly private home, okay?

Ben just like sort of put it out there. I was like, okay, good luck, sure, Jan. I was like, somebody needs to be there. And I thought, I thought it was, I used to work for Gary Vaynerchuk. I thought it was Gary. I see Gary on the court. I go up to him after the game, I'm like,

Gary, what's going on? He's like, Ben, good to see you. I'm like, how are you getting home? He's like, oh, I have my plane, but we're full. I'm like, oh, okay. And I was like, okay, this is not gonna happen. I'm exiting the stadium, I'm walking out, all of a sudden I get tapped on the shoulder

by two Hasidic Jews, Black Hat, Peus, the whole nine. And they're like, you know, we're really big fans, our wives are really big fans of Claudia, can we please get a picture? I'm like, oh my god, yes. Never in my life did I see what was about to happen. They're like, how are you getting home? I'm like, you're kidding, mate. They're like, we have a jet outside if you want to come. I'm like, this is, I mean, if that's not Hashem, sending you a signal. So I met literally a life, a lifelong friend,

Nashi Newman, he's the best, his wife is the best big toaster. So hopefully they hear this. Went home with them, flew into Titoboro. Was home by one. Michael Cohen's like, how the hell did you swing that? I'm like, I don't know. Wait, you didn't take Michael Cohen with you?

No, I did. No, he's like, how did you swing this? You got a seat for Michael Cohen too? Yeah, he came home with him. Wow. I was, by the way, and this is karma too. I would never, ever, ever fly private home and leave the person who gave me a free ticket.

Right, right, right. I would have walked home with him. Yeah, yeah. I got him a seat. So that was Nick Cavs. Last year, you agreed to go with me to Philly. I did have walked home with him. Yeah, yeah. I got him a seat. So that was Nick's Cavs. Last year, you agreed to go with me to Philly. I did, I drove to Philly. I'm such an amazing wife.

How sick was that game though? I don't remember the game being sick. I just remember I was really skinny and we had really good seats. We had really good seats. The Knicks won. Whenever we go, me and you, the Knicks win. Hopefully I didn't jinx this for tonight.

Tonight, we spent. Don't say, please, I'm embarrassed. More money. I'm embarrassed. Than on those two combined. Yeah, no, it's insane what grown men will spend on a 90 minute game. So this is game six of seven.

It's a big game, it's a big game, Moof. Big game, if they lose this game, I'm just letting you know they're gonna lose the series. Yeah, obviously. And as much as I love Dave Portnoy, if I see one more Dave Portnoy rant talking about how the Knicks suck and the Celtics are great, I'm just letting you know they're gonna lose the series. Yeah, obviously. And as much as I love Dave Portnoy, if I see one more Dave Portnoy rant talking about how the Knicks suck and the Celtics are great, yeah, I'm gonna kill myself. No, we are going as of this moment. I obviously just need to take a nap and

like relax a little bit first. And you know what, Ben, what will be will be, you know? What the Lord wants for the Knicks, the Lord will make happen. What will be will be but the Brunson boys How do the Brunson boys feel I've been meaning to ask you that the Brunson boys are feeling up their spot like everybody's talking about them on social media I think you meant about the game the Brunson boys with the game are cautiously optimistic now I don't care about the publicity. Yeah about like us blowing up their spot I think I think the Brunson boys are feeling good Like are they super private like or they they like no, there's really blowing up their spot. I think the Brunson boys are feeling good. Like are they super private?

Like are they like? No, there's really no issues. Okay, okay. There's no issues. Gabe will send me like a clip. Right, right. I think he like called us gay or something. No, I didn't.

I would never. I would never. I'm just kidding. I didn't say that. But Gabe sent me a clip and he's just like, yeah. He's excited about his new friend stardom? He loves it. He's like, they're talking about us.

Jack's like, they're talking about us. Victor's like, they're talking about us. That's the group. They're my friends from high school, my closest friends. And that's the Brunson boys. And the second that Jalen Brunson rose the ranks, people don't understand. We are watching, if he can win some championships,

we're watching a young Kobe. this guy is so frickin clutch it's kind of crazy though cuz he's like a short king yeah he's not that short he's 6-2 okay but like compared to the other players he looks like he's Jewish he is right to Ali is on the toast and then the baby right yeah yeah I sat next to Ali at that Cleveland game too it's just sounds like that night was sort of like a magical night for you. It really was you should have been there No, I really shouldn't have that said we were in a full in private home No, I was gonna say had I known we were you were flying home private like maybe I would have come. Yeah Ben is gonna join me today for our final episode of the toast today is my last day before my maternity

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I... Easy peasy. I also today I'm choosing the stories and reading the stories. So breath work is going to be super important. I'll just talk. And also I want to let you guys know I currently have four stories. Okay. I have a fifth story. You do it's selfish but what's first society available nationwide at Target. Yeah. It is and it's

Friday baby go out there and shop locally. Wherever your target sells wine. People love, they're coming. Okay so is that the first story? Ben, it's not in New Jersey. Yeah, because your target doesn't sell wine. I can't change jurisdiction. It's wherever it sells wine.

Go on spritzsociety.com, go to the store locator. You can't change jurisdiction you guys. I can't unless you guys, by the way, we could lobby. Would you say that's one of the most common misconceptions about you? That I can't change jurisdiction. That people think you can change jurisdiction but you can't. They do. It's like I can get private planes guys by the way, we could lobby. Would you say that's one of the most common misconceptions about you? That I can't change jurisdiction? That people think you can change jurisdiction, but you can't. They do. It's like I can get private planes with Hasid's.

It's true. But I can't get changed jurisdiction. Not yet. Not yet. If I wanted to manifest it, I'm not wasting my manifestation powers on changing the liquor jurisdiction in New Jersey. On legislature. All right.

What are you, nuts? Ben, what do you want most in this world? Oh my. I want a healthy son. OK, that's a good answer. And a loving family forever. Forever. Just like more of the same,

I'm telling you, I really don't want for anything. I know, I feel the same way. And the more that I don't want for anything, BH, more things come. So it's like a roundabout way. It's almost like a cheat code. It's almost like a cheat code. If you pretend you don't want it.

Exactly. It comes. OK. Let's dive into our first story, which is about my girl Taylor Swift. I don't know if you've heard, but human remains have been found near her. Oh, I heard.

Famous Rhode Island mansion. And it's amid growing fears that there's a New England serial killer. Oh, I like that take, by the way. So human remains were discovered down the road from her Rhode Island mansion amid fears that a New England serial killer I guess like people have been conspiracy theorizing that there's a new serial killer on the loose in that region and on Wednesday morning police in Westerly Watch Hill

which is like somewhere we need to go found reports of possible remains and then when officers arrived to the location it's point three miles from Swift's home they located what appeared to be a human leg bone I just want to say like this has nothing to do with Taylor Swift. Nothing to do with Taylor Swift. The article is the head and the headlines are extremely misleading. People are like, this is so scary for Taylor. It's seven minutes from her house.

They did a map on page six, which I appreciate. You know how many bodies they probably find seven minutes from our house because of Tony Soprano? Oh, we started watching the Sopranos and I don't know if I told you guys that. I think I did. I'm just saying their bodies buried everywhere. That's how I felt watching Yellowstone. Yeah.

Like how many people they killed, like. There are bodies all over this city. The city, it's hard to hide bodies in the city. There are bodies all in the Hudson. How many bodies do you think are in the Hudson? They claim, oh, it's cloudy. Yeah, probably because the mobsters made it cloudy, so you can't find Arpucco's wife sitting

at the bottom of the ocean. I don't think there's a lot of bodies in the Hudson. if I was a person trying to get rid of a body like I Would stay away from New York City Yeah But then you learn they they take these weights and they chain them to their ankles and they drop them to the bottom Yeah, but they don't do that in the Hudson, but only two in like random rivers and shit I think they're not it's like highly trafficked and policed like that's what they want you to think I've never seen police in the Hudson

Can I just tell you guys ever since we started watching the Sopranos which Ben insists on calling the Sopranos it is Ben's been like Acting different I could tell like his little man. I'm a smart. I think you're gonna start wearing tank tops Okay, no, I like that you called him take tops Insane okay, that's it's insane that we still call them that the W it's also insane to wear them. Sorry agreed But I think like you're slow. And we've only watched like a season and a half. You are slowly morphing into, you're just like picking up on random,

like mannerisms and stuff. I'm gonna come home one day and you're gonna be wearing a tank top. Little things, little things are being picked up. I love that show so much. Claudia doesn't love it yet. She likes it. I like it. I'm not like obsessed.

I just love that there are like weirdly Jewish undertones while they're also being anti-Semitic and- I actually don't think that the characters are anti-Semitic. Okay. They, they- They have that one motel client. I'm not anti-Semitic, but like they obviously, like they don't like Jews. No, that guy on the horse farm is like their best friend

and he's a Jew. Yeah, Hesh is a good boy. Hesh. Whatever. They use derogatory terms. That was more what I was saying. Do they? They do. Okay. They do. But against everybody. Like that's just like the culture. But then randomly like you see Tony Soprano say the word Shnurah and you're like what in the world? Who wrote this? I like how you just did a little whistle. I don't know what that was. Yeah, your teeth whistled. I was gonna avoid it. How did you do that? I have no idea. I could never do it again. That was

such a high pitch. Shnurah. I don't know. I don't know where it came from, but yeah, hesh. Love him. Okay, back to Taylor Swift. Do you think that Taylor Swift is the New England serial killer? Yes. No one would suspect her. No one would suspect her.

She could be like big crime boss Tony. She isn't the actual killer, but like she has people under her that are doing her dirty work. And I think, I think, okay, that the person at the bottom of that river was the one who subpoenaed her. Oh. Oh, it was one who knocked on her door

and gave her the filing. Yes. That's a good theory. You think it's connected to the Blake Lively drama. It is. Well, people are like doing everything they can to blame everything that's wrong in this world on Blake Lively.

So maybe Blake Lively is the serial killer. Maybe it's Blake. Love that. Wow. People are upset, like, are like fanatical about serial killers. This is like exciting for them. It doesn't do it for me. By the way, there'satical about serial killers. This is like exciting for them. It doesn't do it for me.

By the way, there's nothing cool about serial killers. I couldn't agree more. Like, can you back the fuck off and stop killing people? Right, like it's not cool. It's not cool at all. Like that was my friend. No. You know?

And she's dead. Yeah. For nothing. We don't know if this was a man or a woman. I just want to say like they're using Taylor Swift to get people to care about this story, but in actuality it has nothing to do with Taylor Swift. No, they'll do anything to put her name in the headline.

This is the problem with the news, okay? Okay, rant. Was this like a click out article? No, it was like a regular page six article. Okay. And I saw it everywhere. Also, shut up, page six. Good peeps, I think so, but I'm just saying,

like the problem is that like you'll see this E-News, Justin Belladoni, blah, blah, blah, click here to learn more. You click, they get paid, and it's a whole bunch of nothing. Yeah. It's a whole bunch of nothing. Ben, that's the problem with media and bureaucracy.

This is what I'm saying. That was a personal. The pay-per-click is destroying media. The pay-per-click? Pay-per-click. Oh, the pay-per-clip. Pay-per-click. We also, we have to watch our final two episodes.

Can we talk really quick about Paul American and about how my healer, Yiska, was on the most recent episode. Paul American is a fantastic show and if you're not watching it, even if you're a hater, you'll still like it. Yes. And you'll be turned.

Like you're probably like hating Jake Paul because of what you see and then you watch it and you realize like. He's not what you think he is. He's a healed man. Yes, he's very deep and emotional and healed. I think that's the perfect word. It's also like very like, there's like a little bit of like some Gen Z undertones

like with this like mental health. Yes. Like he really, he's come a long way. 1000%. And then you have just like great family drama. It's, they're the perfect family for reality TV because you can just tell they're leaving nothing on the table, nothing.

Okay, but what did you think of seeing Yska? Did you see the clip of her? I didn't see the clip of her because we haven't seen that episode yet. No, but I showed you the clip that Beatrice sent you. You did, you did, yeah. And what did you make of it? Because you loved, when my healer came over,

obviously you tried to poach my healer. First of all, she's so nice. She would be a great healer for me, okay? I told you guys. Second of all, she loved, she just kept complimenting my chopping skills. great healer for me, okay? I told you guys. Second of all, she loved, she just kept complimenting my chopping skills. She's like, oh, you're such a good cook. Ben was cooking me dinner while she was working on me.

And she was impressed. And she had to keep leaving the room so I could like change or whatever. And so, yeah. Yes, he just also had great energy. I completely agree. The second I opened the door. Oh, just a lovely woman.

I knew, like we were gonna love her. And then when I was like, she left the bedroom to let me change. And I heard you guys chatting. I'm like, oh, he's trying to poach my healer No, I need her because she also does massage right like isn't well, but it's all prenatal She does like prenatal massage prenatal acupuncture work through she's a doula. We'll work through it Are you are you jealous of like the healing journey that I've gone on in this last couple of months? No No, I'm just happy that you have taken to the east in this last couple of months. No, no, I'm just happy that you have taken to the East.

Right. I'm happy that you have come to my side of things. As you guys know. The side of the Eastern medicine. Ben is very much East-West Central. No, I'm East. Okay, you're fake East. I'm East these days.

Why am I fake East? You know what actually I have noticed? I meant to bring this up to you. So many people when they get pregnant, they have to quit things that they love, whether it's like alcohol or like turkey. For me, there really hasn't been, because a lot of, like I don't miss alcohol.

And although it did dawn on me yesterday, like I'm getting really close to being able to have a cocktail. Like, I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself. But a lot of people struggle with like no sushi, no deli meat, and none of that stuff, like I would eat normally. So I haven't had that.

Where was I going with the story? I'm not sure. Wait, what were we talking about before? We were talking about my Eastern medicine journey. Oh, but something I actually really have struggled with is the inability to take Advil, because I lived a life before this, like run on Advil. I was fueled by Advil.

And I've noticed you've taken a lot less Advil too. A part of your like, you're being obsessed with me and copying everything I do in pregnancy. I don't take any Advil. And I've noticed you've taken a lot less Advil too. A part of you're like, you're being obsessed with me and copying everything I do in pregnancy. I don't take any Advil. Let me tell you, again, we were talking about heartburn. When you're fat, you need Advil. Like it's really, really hard. Like your head hurts more cause you're eating shit

and you're so swollen. Let me tell you the things, okay, that have made me less swollen, okay? Oh, I can't wait to hear this. I love turmeric, but if you take too much of it, it makes you itchy. Yeah, Jackie. So you just have to be careful.

I've overdosed on turmeric and you just, all that you gotta do, take, don't take turmeric for a couple of days and then you jump back in. Before you give any medical advice, it's just important that everybody knows, Ben has no idea what he's talking about. I do. All of his research is from TikTok.

I do. The next one, this one, everybody should be taking oil of oregano. Every day? I thought only when you're sick. Every single day to make sure that your sinuses stay clear. I've gotten significantly less sinus infections since I started my healthy regimen. Also, every day I start with AG1. It's sure been like AG1.

I drink it every single morning and I love, love, love it. It's great. And you stop taking creatine because you realize it's meant to be taken in tandem with going to the gym. I was gonna say, the problem is that I am not going to the gym. Right. Once I go to the gym, creatine is great. But right now, yeah, I'm off it. Okay, we got really far from Taylor Swift's human remains. Wait, but what else am I taking

in the morning? Turmeric. Dose. No, that's just turmeric. I took a dose, I'm itchy. I'm like, why am I itchy? It's because I had a thousand milligrams of turmeric because I had my 500 milligrams and then dotes.

My oil of oregano. What other fun thing am I? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, lions mane. Lions mane, take it every day. It repairs the brain cells. I'm so much more alert. Have you noticed? I'm more alert.

I've noticed you're more annoying. My brain mouth, brain mouth is firing because of the lions mane. That's really great. And lastly, shout out guy herbs. Okay, we really need to move on because I can't tell you how uninteresting it is. But if you do want to hear me complaining

about Ben's supplement intake, you can listen to my episode of your podcast, which we just recorded with Josh and his wife, who's also pregnant, Paige. We talked extensively and I just feel like this is not the platform for you to be shilling your herbs. Yeah, understood. Like we, and way to make my Yisca story about yourself. That said, you can go to benso shilling your herbs. Yeah, understood. Like we, like, and way to make, way to make my Yiska story about yourself.

That said, you can go to BenSoffersHerbs.com. Is that in your, is that a dream of yours? To own an herb manufacturing company and sell them? For sure. It's like a really easy way to get sued. I'm gonna be hawking herbs. You'll be ending up on an episode of American Grease. I'm gonna be like one of those,

you know that 95 year old woman that like sits at her, her board and like writes like about all the herbs? Do you know her? No, I don't. It's me. Have you been following the Diddy trial? It's ongoing. I have, and I saw yesterday somebody said

that his penis was the size of a six year old. Oh, I saw that too. That's a terrible headline. That's not, by the way, it's not even the worst headline to come out of it. Cassie, do you know who that is? Like his long-term partner. Yes.

She testified, which she had sued him long after she left him and got $30 million, but of course had to sign like an NDA in a civil suit. But because this is a federal trial, this is like my favorite fun fact about the trial. The feds don't give a fuck if you signed an NDA, like if you're subpoenaed to testify. So she got her 30 mil and she got to speak her truth.

And she's eight months pregnant. But Ben, like the things that she was detailing that she went through, like he was him forcing male prostitutes to pee in her mouth. Oh, I did see that. Really fucking disgusting. But there's been a lot of chatter about the Ditty Trial as it pertains to Justin Bieber.

A lot of people, we talked about this yesterday briefly on the toast, it's all alleged, but a lot of people just assume that like, you know, he's having this sort of like public breakdown right now, and it started around the same time as the Ditty Trial and given Justin's age at the time. And there is like theories that Justin is some sort

of victim in all of this Diddy-ness. But Justin Bieber has broken a silence on Sean Combs as the rap mogul faces sex trafficking trial. Justin Bieber is not a victim of his former friend, Sean Diddy Combs. So although Justin is not among Sean's victims, there are individuals who were genuinely harmed by him. The Peaches-Kruner representative told Page Six,

shifting focus away from this reality detracts from the justice that these victims rightfully deserve. So basically just saying, Diddy did that, but not to me. I don't, do you want to talk about Diddy or do you want to talk about Justin? Listen, what am I, a Nazi? Talk about what you want.

No, you literally, you told me before that I was going off on a rant. So I want to make sure we stay close. You were talking about herbs, but we were talking about Taylor Swift. I just want to stay close. I want you to talk about your feelings. Okay, well, I think that every single time

I see a Justin Bieber headline that like something's wrong, I don't think anything's wrong. Jackie and I talk about that extensively. I could be true. Is something wrong with Justin Bieber or not? I think that the media loves talking about Justin Bieber because he's incredibly famous, incredibly cool. I think that he's living his life

and I think that he fucking hates the media. He's so public about how much he hates the paparazzi and all that he loves, I think he loves seeing headlines that people think that there's something wrong with him because it lets him know that he has power. But have you seen some of the recent footage of what they're reporting on, like him at Coachella, like obviously with some like drug paraphernalia.

Great, he can't go to Coachella and be on drugs like everybody else in the world. He is a baby, but yeah. I know, but he's also 30. Like he's not like, or even younger, I don't know how old he is. I think the craziest part. It's like a kid at Coachella.

Of this particular story is that, not that Justin is denying being a victim, but he's basically saying there were people who were genuinely harmed by him. Even though that's his former friend, he's not Team Diddy. Who could be Team Diddy? Well, his kids are. They're at the courthouse every day, which is really crazy.

Maybe they're getting a lot of money. Not shockingly, the artist formerly known as Kanye West is a big Diddy supporter. That makes sense. Yes. But I feel like it's like the first time a celebrity has publicly been tied to Diddy and then also spoken out against him.

Because there's a million pictures of celebrities, a lot of innocent celebrities attended Diddy's parties not knowing that downstairs were these freak offs where people were being trafficked and abused. Upstairs it was just like a cool celebrity party. Yeah, yeah. So a lot of people get like tied, they post pictures of like, you know,

Diddy and Ashton Kutcher, they're like, look he knew. And I think most of the time it's just like celebrities, you know, as a celebrity yourself, like you take a picture with someone, it's not. I mean, I can't wait until they see the pictures of me and Diddy. No, there are none. Not funny, not funny.

Did you see Will Smith? He said something. What'd he say? He's just like, I have nothing to do with any of this. It's the same thing, because Will Smith probably went to a lot of parties. Yeah, the thing is, if I'm a celebrity, I don't wanna even be remotely,

and the fact there are a lot of celebrities who are being publicly tied to Diddy and are not saying something, that definitely gives me pause, because if my ass had a picture, and I would hop on my podcast and be like, oh my God, I did not know this man. I went to a lunch and somebody asked me to take a photo.

The fact that there aren't more people doing what Will Smith did, immediately coming to me like, no, not my friend. It's a little suspicious. It is. I think they also just don't want to awake a lying beast. Right, then like the internet comes after you and like finds everything you've ever done.

Sorry, I'm rubbing my eye. It's, I'm having an eye problem. And you feel the need to complain about it on the toast? I'm just like sharing because I've touched my eye a couple of times. I'm gonna wake up with pink eye. Oh my God. I'm fine.

I farted on your pillow. You did? Yeah. Again? Yeah. Okay. It was Romeo actually. Okay. Now I'm fine.

Like if my eyes look red, I'm fine. It's just Ben being like, sympathy pregnant. Yeah. My eyes hurt too. Do they? No. Okay, so I just say it. Next story, a little bit of gender identity news, which I know is some of your favorite news.

Lorde is clearing up her gender identity. Okay, thank God. You know who Lorde is? I do, I didn't know that she was having a gender identity crisis. Well, you know, she recently popped back onto the scene to promote her music and she did this thing in Washington Square Park and I was like,

oh, she looks androgynous. And I was like, okay, just noted. And then she went to the Met Gala and she wore a blazer or whatever and somebody asked her, she said, I feel like this is really representative of my new gender identity when I feel like a man but also a woman. And everyone was like, excuse me, can you clarify? I feel like this is like really representative of my new gender identity when like I feel like a man but also a woman and everyone

Was like excuse me. Can you clarify and she is clarifying sort of saying I'm a woman Except for the days when I'm a man By the way, I feel that so she did an in-depth Rolling Stone interview where I've seen like a couple of the things Like pull quotes. She seems fucking insufferable I have to say but this one obviously caught my eye because it's a very interesting way to say like gender identity. So she said, some days I'm a woman, some days I'm a man. That's a lyric on an upcoming song of hers. And of course, the interviewer had questions about it. So the interviewer was Chapel Rohn. So that's an important thing. So Chapel Rohn, I asked her how

He's pink upon a club. And I'm gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood. important thing. So Chapel Rowan, I asked her how- Pink Pony Club. Ben Fiddler loves Chapel. I'm gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood. Okay, well, I actually chose this story because I wanted to ask you a question. Like, you know, you're a man, but are there days when you feel like a woman? And-

You've a J'Naya doubt fire, dear. And I was gonna say, I actually feel like you feel most like a woman when Chapel Rowan comes on. I love her. Yeah, Ben loves her. Oh, look what you've done. You're a pink pony girl. That's enough, that's my job.

By the way, how good, my voice is getting better and better. I'm a woman, but there are days where I feel like a man. And I would say some of those days include when there's any sort of job or project that needs to get done in the house that requires like nails and a hammer. Okay, the job that I did moving the bar is is you can no longer say that you're the only person who fixes things.

I risked my life. I have to give you credit. For that final project. In the last couple of months, obviously, like I made, I talked about this on my Instagram. I made this huge list of home projects I wanted to accomplish before the baby got here, just like reorganizing, making space. We obviously had to move a ton of furniture around. And one of the last remaining things

was we needed to swap out this desk and move our bar somewhere. We just didn't know where the bar was gonna go. So we spent the last couple of weeks just like coming up with a place for the bar. We couldn't find a place for it. So we decided to leave it on, we have two balconies and we don't use one of them.

So we're like, okay, the balcony should become a storage space. So Ben decided to do this completely on his own while I was at work, like not ask anyone in the building for help, picked up our 10,000 pound bar, brought it outside, went to Home Depot, wrapped it up in a tarp. It looks like there's a dead body on our balcony.

I did it perfectly. I went in depth on this story, so I won't do that on a recent episode of Good Guys. But all that you need to know is that I almost actually died. Okay? I moved a 10,000 pound bar. Of course I removed everything. You moved out the liquor.

Yeah. We took everything out. I'm not an idiot. We took everything out. Took everything out, moved it, but there's a big step and I like had to like jimmy it over and all the weight is on me and my back's pressed against the balcony. I almost, I almost fully, I almost fully died with this final project. Shout out Home Depot. Found a weatherproof,

everybody wanted to know. Was it weatherproof, Ben? Yes, it's a weatherproof tarp, had snow on it, had heat on it. I put it on the bottom, put it on the top, taped it up. Shout out Gorilla Tape. This is fantastic tape. Fantastic. Taped the tarp and it's, yes, it does look like a dead body, but it's out there. It's no longer our problem. I have to tell you, this was like the biggest project on my list

that weighed so heavily because I'm like, I can't move this furniture. That's been the hardest part of pregnancy. Like how many times have you come home and I'm moving furniture, you know? I don't mind like being, you know, sweat equity, but the fact that like I have all these projects I can't physically do has been pissing me off.

I'd have to wait for this slow ass. So you know what? I was so grateful when you did it. The sweeper's been sweeping. You've become the sweeper's final boss of sweeping. Do you think so? Yes. I'm worse than I was before.

Yes, significantly. I don't know if I agree with that. Significantly. Most people wouldn't consider moving a bar, an essential project, pre-baby, when it's not in their room and has nothing to do with them. We're just not gonna have time. We're not gonna have time. We didn't need to have time. We're not gonna have time, Ben. We didn't need to do it. We're not gonna have time. How much better does it look?

Much. You're welcome. Would it have been worth it if you found me on the ground? Much. You're welcome. Would it have been worth it if you found me on the ground? I'm just saying I- 20 stories down. 20 stories down. No, it wouldn't have been better. Okay, good to know.

I would have been very sad. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm cracking up. Back to Lorne. Okay, so some days she's a woman, some days she's a man. All I have to say is like when I'm cooking, I feel like a woman.

You do. Yeah, I'm very Ina. Like I'm thinking about Ina. Your channel. Manifesting Ina. Your domestic side. And you are Jeffrey. Yes, no, there are definitely times

where I feel like a man. Yeah, you're Jeffrey. I don't think that's necessarily what Lord was saying. I don't know what the fuck Lord was saying. Me neither. And I don't recommend reading this interview. It seems like just two insufferable bitches chatting it up. Like Lord and Chappell.

Cause I know you love Chapp and her music is amazing, but like on a personal level, she's dreadful. No, I love Chappell Rhone's music. You just like that one song. What's another song? I don't care. So all's that to say Lorde is a woman, except on the days where she's a man.

Okay. And it's as simple and as complicated as that. I'm gonna- Up to her. Up to her. That's beautiful. I wish her well. I'm gonna let everyone know that today's episode is very appropriately brought to you by Huggies. So Huggies is a fabulous brand and their little snugglers are so popular. It's the only leading brand with all around blowout protection for sizes one and two. Do you know what a blowout is? No. You don't.

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that I feel might be our fifth because I couldn't find one, but I'll look again. No, it's our fifth. Our first is that Spirit Society is now available nationwide at Target. Oh right, how can I forget? How interesting. Okay, this one is like a little internet news.

Tommy Lee, who I'm sure everyone knows from Pam and Tommy, drummer for, what was the band? Molly Crew? Molly Crew. Yeah. One of the most interesting facts about him was that like a couple of years ago, he got married to Britney Furlan,

who was like a OG Vine creator. And they've like, low keeping, just like doing their thing, like living their life, being married. They're getting divorced. Love is dead. Sorry, it happens. They've been married for six years. They've reportedly called it quits after six years.

They've been living separately for two weeks. That's short. It's also short for people to have news on it. No, but it's like short to, I feel like in a marriage you get separated. It takes a long time for a marriage to officially. Just because you were living apart for two weeks doesn't mean that maybe they weren't sleeping

in separate beds for six months. You never know. Yeah, they say that his drinking is at the center of the split and that he's unwilling to get sober. I guess that would be a reason. Oh, well. You can't wait around. I'm sorry.

Despite them no longer staying under the same roof together, the pair remains in contact. The source shared It's unclear whether either party plans to file at this time But they're just like separated and I think people were on to this if you've been following this couple. He's 62. She's 38 He unfollowed Brittany on Instagram, which is like such a crazy thing to do to your wife No also like in your 60s, right? That's the first thing you do Well, no like he's digital now because of her.

That's really digital. I completely agree. Like that's, I don't even do that. I don't even know who I follow. I have to do that. You do have to unfollow some people. You follow so many people. I'm always going through my,

because sometimes I scroll through my Instagram, I'm like, who are these fucking losers? Like I find my own feed so uninteresting. Yeah, no, I don't use my feed. You don't? No. Has your Instagram updated to the new layout? It has, yeah, it's not good.

Oh my God. With the swiping through. With the swiping? It's no good. How many times you actually end up on Reels? A lot. And it's probably because I send you the freakiest content. You do.

But I get served like actual circus freaks on Reels. Like you do. When I go scrolling through TikTok, I see all different types of content, beauty, lifestyle, health, wellness, comedy. Reels, it's just circus freaks. By the way, that is like derogatory towards the circus. I completely think- The things you send me,

she will send me, like honestly, the fattest people on earth. And they're like picking their belly buttons and lifting up their stomachs and showing you their penises. Like it's literally, you guys don't understand what I, and reels is not regulated. Like there's so much pornography. You exclusively have 1200 pound nudity. Let me tell you why.

I'll tell you why. I get freaky things because Brian Kelly sends me the freakiest reels. So I always open them and then he infiltrated my algorithm. He's like always messing with me. So he did to me what I'm doing to you. Got it, that's why your algorithm is broken. And mine is not fully broken.

I follow a lot of food creators. My favorite content to consume by far, recipe videos. Who's your inspiration online? My inspiration online. Who do you think is doing the best work online right now? Oh God, that's so tough. I always think that Wishbone Kitchen like has like unbelievable videos.

Yeah, we get it. You're in love with Wishbone Kitchen. I also love my friend, Salt Hank. He makes great, great videos, like food porn. Like I love that stuff. But Kevin, Kevin from TikTok. Kevin? Yes, my friend Kevin.

He just found out that his stage four cancer is no longer. Oh, the sorority guy sorority. He cooks like mass amounts of food because he cooks for a sorority house. He like lives in a sorority house. Look up Kevin cooking. I don't even know his last name. He's probably like 50s. Maybe a 50 year old guy. And he basically makes like all the meals for all the girls who live in a sorority house. It's like 75 girls. Food looks so good. Yeah, and loves him. And there's a girl in

his sorority, her name is Larissa, and she has an account called Larissa's Reviews. So he puts out food and then she reviews it. It's genius. It is, synergy. Synergy. And then he went through a personal like sort of challenge

where he was diagnosed with cancer. He was having cancer. And so he'd give these like periodic updates and he seems to be cancer free right now. Thank God. That's so great. We're rooting for Kevin. That's so great. We're rooting for Kevin, but yeah, he's great.

Love him. Somebody should sponsor him. I haven't seen one sponsored video for Kevin. Somebody needs to reach out to Kevin. I think you should reach out and be his representation. I need to reach out to Kevin. You do. I think that he just does it for the love of the game.

I think so too. Loves it. Let's dive into our final segment of the week before we head out on maternity leave, which is Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which is something we do every week on Friday to sort of wrap up, you know, take a look at the week at a glance.

We give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week, and it's exactly as it sounds, who was a Queenie this week and who was a Weenie this week. It can be a person, it can be a place or a thing. Now Jackie always likes to start with Queenie, you know, be positive, but I'm negative like that. So let's start with Weenie. Who's your Weenie of the week?

My Weenie of the week is Starbucks. Wow! Okay! Let me explain. You've been seeing me sipping my Dunkin' Ice tea. Ice tea. Ice coffee. Ice tea! My Dunkin' Ice coffee. Let me explain. I've loved Starbucks for a very, very, very long time. Ben has woken up every day for the last two years, walked to Starbucks, he literally comes into the room

and he says, you want anything from the bucks? I don't. He is so loyal to this one barista specifically. Correct, his name is Rodney, he's my guy. I highly recommend you tip your baristas or baristas because they work really hard. And the second that you tip them, you're gonna get your coffee faster also.

Like it's like the world works like in miraculous ways with karma. I loved Starbucks because their mobile ordering is supreme. If I go to an airport, I'll still only get Starbucks because I can literally order it in my Uber to the airport. And when I get there, whatever. That said, they've been brainwashing us folks. I had to switch to putting chai shots in my iced coffee

and pretending that I like it because they just said, oh, we don't have sugar-free hazelnut one day. And it never came back. They only have sugar-free vanilla. And they made me think because Starbucks is so big. I'm like, oh, if Starbucks doesn't have sugar-free hazelnut, there must be a worldwide shortage. No, I went to Dunkin' Donuts, ordered an iced coffee, sugar-free hazelnut, there must be a worldwide shortage. Ah, no, I went to Dunkin' Donuts,

ordered an iced coffee, sugar-free hazelnut, it's delicious, they have sugar-free hazelnut. Let me also tell you. Do you think there's a part of the story that you're missing? What? What part of the story am I missing? You just walked into Dunkin' Donuts.

Okay, Claudia recommended that I try it, okay. Yeah, whatever, like always thinking about you. Like, I don't even understand. And let me also tell you, Duncan donuts, this is the heart of New York. Real New Yorkers drink Duncan. Could you walk in there? There's a cop.

There's always a cop. This is the home of cops. You've never seen a cop. Well, they like the donuts, but yeah. You've still never seen a cop. Stereotypes. You've never, ever, ever seen a cop in Starbucks. I completely agree.

Transplants and like Starbucks is so elitist. I hate Starbucks. I'm always telling you that it's crap. Support the boys in blue. Go to Dunkin. No, real New Yorkers like you, you're right. You walk in there. This is New York.

It's true. What commercial is that? I feel like it's the car service commercial. It is. Like when you walk into a Dunkin' Donuts, it's literally like, you know, people on their way to work, like hardcore, real, hardworking New Yorkers. America runs on Dunkin'.

America runs on Dunkin'. This isn't an ad, but I'm so glad you've had a change of heart. I've had a change of heart, and while it's not an ad, like come on, Dunkin', come on, this is nice. I'd say, I haven't had enough munchkins in my pregnancy. Yeah, Dunkin' of the, fantastic. I fucking love a munch't had enough munchkins in my pregnancy. Yeah, Duncan, fantastic. I fucking love a munchkin.

Fantastic. So yeah, my leaning of the week at Starbucks because they convinced me that sugar-free hazelnut was sold out worldwide when in reality, I think that they just like, didn't wanna do it anymore. You said that like you were pretending and I think there's actually a lot of pretending

with Starbucks. Like people just like the cups and the colors and the branding and they're just pretending. And the convenience, the mobile app is completely revolutionary. Yeah, I agree, the convenience, the mobile app is completely revolutionary. I agree. Mobile app is revolutionary. I agree.

Every day I wake up, do it. I just feel like Dunga Donuts and these other places like also have apps that also work. You just like don't download them. Maybe you think there's mobile pick up. What's proprietary about. You think that there's mobile pick up from Dunga. I don't know, they have like those kiosks now

at McDonald's, like why wouldn't they? I'm gonna look into it just an idea okay my we need the week is HBO Max I don't know if you heard they're writing on their rebrand I'm Jackie was being so funny on the toast yesterday you know what she was 100 percent right like imagine being a billion dollar company and dropping the ball so hard like it's actually embarrassing it is it's we need like behavior it's completely insane to have worked so hard to build that amount of brand equity when you see HBO, because we're watching The Sopranos now.

When you get that. Hum. You're like, oh, this is gonna be a really fucking great show. Can I ask you a question? I saw somebody say this once on Twitter. When you hear the hum, what theme song starts playing in your mind? Curb.

Oh, for me it's. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I rest my case. Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm. No, but like the best TV was made by HBO. Who is Max? Literally who is Max? Maddie's husband.

Like. My Machatonim sister husband, yeah. It's not a streaming service. No, no, who is Max in this world? Max isn't, it's HBO. Completely agree. If anything, drop the Max. It's not a streaming service. No, no, who is Max in this world? Max isn't, it's HBO. Completely agree. If anything, drop the Max. It's just HBO.

1000%. What is Max doing there? I don't know. You sound like Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah. What is Max doing there? What is Max doing there? It's there.

I'll tell you what Max is doing there. Being weenie of the week. Weenie? Max is a weenie. Queenie? I'm gonna go first. I've been planning my queenie all week actually. You do it.

And I'm really excited that you're here. I really hope you don't have mine. My queenie, no, unless did you make yourself queenie of the week? No. You are my queenie of the week. Move. So I thought this would be a great way to wrap up the show.

I wanted to, cause I cloud on Ben like all the time on this podcast, on my Instagram, on his podcast, pretty much any public forum that I can get on. But I would be remiss. I would be devastated. I would even be heartbroken if I didn't spend the next two minutes publicly declaring how fabulous of a husband you have been.

Always in our entire pregnancy. I mean, our entire marriage. But from the moment I found out I'm pregnant, let me tell you, this man has not let me cook my own meal, lifted a finger. I know that if you could take on even an eighth of this burden physically, you would do it. Like you are so, we have, I know it hasn't been like,

you know, a dream for you, but like I have loved this. I haven't loved this time, I can't lie. I haven't loved being pregnant, but I have loved spending this time with you. I feel like we are closer than ever. I feel like I know you better than ever. I know without a shadow of a doubt, you're gonna be the best dad. I'm like not even worried, but you so deserve Queenie because you've just made

this as comfortable as possible. Never missed an appointment and like just feel like you made me laugh. Like you have been just so fucking fabulous. There's only so much a husband can do in pregnancy, right? And let me tell you, they could write books about what Ben Soffer celebrity has done for me like I clown on you and we joke but I just have to tell you I love you so much I love you more I appreciate you so much so unexpected I couldn't have done it without you I love you I love you thank you Queenie you've been a Queen too of course yes I have you've handled this amazing no and I'm so thin I barely gained any weight like it's insane like a champ agreed I love, no and I'm so thin I barely gained any weight. Like it's insane.

Like a champ. Agreed. I love you, thank you. I love you. That was very sweet. Who's your queenie? And all that I have to say is like now looking at it, like some husbands need to do a little bit better.

Do you feel judgemental? It's not judgemental, I feel sad. I feel really sad that like there are guys out there that are so deadbeaten, they don't even realize it. Like, give a shred of a shit. Help. Yeah, whatever.

Okay, my Queenie, sorry it's not you. It's okay. Because it's of the week. Yeah, of course. Queenie of my life is you. My Queenie of the week, no question is Timothee Chalamet. Wow, not Jalen Brunson. I thought you were gonna say the Brunson boys. Timothee Chalamet. Well, not Jalen Brunson. No.

I thought you were gonna say the Brunson boys. No, Timothee Chalamet has stepped into a role that we desperately needed to fill as the number one public Knicks fan, okay? This guy is going to every game, sitting courtside, bringing the Kardashians, traveling, going to Boston. Wearing cool outfits.

He is it. And Spike Lee, I'm sorry, you're done. Wow, you think Timothy is replacing? It was a crazy week. Spike Lee missed one Nick game because of the Met Gala. And he was replaced. Nobody is talking about Spike Lee as like the number one Nick fan anymore.

It's now they're saying, some people are saying Ben Stiller. It's not Ben Stiller. It's Timothy Chalamet. I agree. And all that I have to say is that he is, once Kylie is wearing a Knicks hat, the Knicks are slowly moving into like really fucking cool.

Cool territory. No more clowning, okay? Wearing Knicks stuff. I've been doing it for 33 years. We've been losers. Big time. We've been losers. We're not losers.

We're fucking awesome. Definitely has something to do with Jalen Brunson and the team, but Timothy Chalamet is helping. He's helping our PR. Do you want to make an official prediction score wise? Do you think the Knicks are going to win tonight? Yes or no? The Knicks are going to win tonight because I can't,

because I can't fathom them losing this series after they were up three one. And if they lose tonight, there is no doubt in my mind that they lose game seven. No, of course. If they lose tonight, then it's over. They are going to win tonight. Also the player, like the best player for the, for the other team is, is out. mind that they lose game seven. No, of course. If they lose tonight, then it's over.

They are going to win tonight. Also the player, like the best player for the other team is out. Like there's literally no reason that they should lose. I know, but the Celtics really are like a team. Yeah, they're great. Like even without Jason Tatum, they're still great. Yeah, but he's really good.

He's really good. I think that the Knicks are going to win 109-102. It's gonna be slightly lower scoring I think that the Knicks are going to win 109-102. It's gonna be slightly lower scoring than everybody expects. 109-102 Knicks. Shit, I'm changing it, I'm changing it. 119-112. Okay, I like it.

119-112 Knicks, you heard it here first. Jalen Brunson is gonna have 40 points and the Knicks're gonna win. What do you think? I hope, I'm with you. Hashtag, I'm with BSC. And also just like look for us. Like we're not celebrity role, we're pretty fucking close.

Yeah, like maybe if you see me on TV, take a picture unless I look fat. Snap a pic. So that is that on my final episode before maternity leave. I just wanna say I'm gonna miss you all so much. I hope you're not gonna miss me too much. I'm impressed. They are, they are.

No, I'm really excited. Like I can't wait to see what sort of podcast or I become after this, you know? I think that you're gonna come back with a fresh perspective. Uh-huh, unique POV. Unique POV, and while you are out there, still new episodes of The Good Guys. So you're more than welcome to come over.

We'll be talking. No, don't. And hey. No, don't more than welcome to come over. We'll be talking. No don't. And hey. No don't. Come over. Come over. Bring us spritz. Where can you get it?

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