The Toast - Maybe Turd Self Lid: Monday, June 30th, 2025

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

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It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toastirly, it's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Yeah, that's right. It's your bitch ass turd. Your bitch ass turd, B-A-T.

Hey Jax, how you at art? Hey bitch ass turd, B-A-T. Thank you. Bat. I like that we're both wearing duty green today because clearly we both packed all of our summer wears. This is our last episode. Excuse me, I'm wearing duty green with the clearly we both packed all of our summer wears. This is our last episode.

Duty green with the side of duty brown. Same. Oh, and I did put a little like flare in my shoes just to switch things up and keep things unexpected. No, actually all of my pargy maternity wears are at the tailor right now. Like I do have like- I totally forgot you were pregnant.

I know. I mean, imagine how- I have so much going on in my life and I forgot. Imagine how I feel. Everybody forgets. I had a dream last night. And then like at the end of the day, I'm like having to rub my belly like, girl, you've just got to focus on this for a second.

I wanted to tell you, I had a dream that you were having twins and it was like so vivid. This happened last night. So do with that information what you will. Maybe you want to go to the doctor. Wait, what was your dream? You cut out, sorry.

Oh, that you were having twins. Oh, that's so funny. No, I would love to be having twins, trust and believe. Oh girl, I understand. So if that is the truth for me, like I will be thrilled about it. I don't wanna get my hopes up though, but thank you for thinking so highly of me.

Yeah, I've heard of people at like their 25 week appointment finding out there was actually a second baby behind the first one this whole time. Well, TBD, I guess anything could happen. Anything could happen. Yes, so if you're watching on YouTube, Jackie and I are both wearing duty green because we packed all of our party wares

and my other party wares are at the tailor so they could be extra part delicious and like maybe look nice, even though I'm not gonna be looking like my nicest this summer. Right, we're headed off on our big summer trip. Today's our last episode before summer break. So obviously I had to pull out my winter wears.

This is actually a maternity set. I could send you an Amazon link if you'd like. So we're looking duty green on the outside, but face and hair like face card never declines. No. And on the inside, like we're feeling bright yellow. Yes. So this is my first show. Like, you know, Jackson friends is over.

Turdys back for one day. Now let's take a look at Jackson friends at a glance. I want to ask you who was your favorite. Oh, wow. That is really so hard. No one like immediately comes to mind. Of course, like my most recent shows are top of mind, but there were so many, honestly, like they were all my favorite. It would be easier to choose like least favorite, which I wouldn't do, but that would still be hard.

Give us your least favorite. Satchi, no I'm kidding. No, that's the only safe answer we can never say. Even if you hated someone so bad, they did you such a favor like. There was not one person that I hated or disliked or even had like a bad rapport with. Like it was really like,

I don't know how many shows I did like 30 out of 30. And so many new friends, I connected with so many people. We had like so many different conversations. It was really Jackson Wonderland. And I really felt like I got to harness my inner podcast or like, of course we podcast, but we really just swirl around here. But I was like really podcasting all month,

getting in the weeds. And it was a really a grand old time. If you want to ask me who my favorite was, it was obviously the Costco guys. Sorry, the Costco guy. We have to talk about the Costco guy, AJ. Big Justice like just I guess didn't want to come. I kept making excuses for him like,

Big Justice is in school, Big Justice is in camp. He's like, no, he's not. Big Justice is 12. Big Justice, but I feel like, and you know how I feel about kids on the internet, I got the vibe and I listened to the whole interview and I have such positive things to say. I got the vibe that they really want him to maintain

somewhat of a normal life. So this opportunity came up, but it's summer break. So fuck it. I keep getting confused. Which one's Justice and which one's AJ? Justice is the kid. Justice isn't coming on the toast. It's summer break, he's playing baseball,

and he has his Pokemon cards. And as he should as a normal 12 year old, you know? 1000%, both on the show and off the show, I got the warmest impression from their family. It was Mama Justice and AJ who came to the studio. I can't believe you met Mama Justice. I had already met her a year ago at Costco. Was Mama Justice with them when you met them?

Yes. And she remembered meeting us, which I was so impressed by because we didn't meet as two influencers in a while. Constituents. They were the celebrities and we were the sorry people. So I was genuinely shocked. I don't know why she remembered meeting us

because she had no reason to, but I was so flattered that she did. Maybe you left an impression, a swirly impression. Perhaps. They were just like, they really put family first. They have their heads on their shoulders. Like I got such a good vibe from them. I really enjoyed meeting them.

Me too. Like the takeaway for me from the episode, I got like, I got like a little choked up at the end. Cause obviously like what they do was like silly and fun or whatever. But when he was just talking about how he like went from being, you know, selling mortgages and he just didn't feel like himself, you know, he takes his role as a provider really seriously

so he was happy to provide and give a nice life for his family, but he wasn't being creative, he wasn't being himself, he wasn't like, he wasn't happy at his job and just to see somebody like fulfill their dreams, like I'm obsessed. Like that's my fucking king right there. No, I agree. And once we get that boom truck out on the road,

I better fucking see it. It's over for these bitches. It's over. So that was a real cherry on top. Last week was actually really buzzy. Like we had Treygon, Juliette, Natalie, my new best friend Natalie. Like I have so many- Liz P.

Liz P who was already my best friend. Yeah. So I just got to see my best friend, but I have so many new best friends. Like so many inside jokes. Like I'm commenting on Cas Dem Mika like, be impartial. And I know that you don't know this, but you did like a lot of Love Island content.

And we of course clipped it cause it's so buzzy and you don't know, but like you actually went viral on TikTok a couple of times because for the first time ever, I feel like whenever we're recapping a show, like we always have the unpopular opinion. Like everybody on the internet disagrees with us, but just so annoying. Like how is that possible?

We're so smart. But this time around, like everybody on the internet disagrees with us, but just so annoying, like, how is that possible? We're so smart. But this time around, like you and your hard truths, that kind of your big sister energy was welcome on TikTok. Like people were really appreciative and agreeing with you. Yeah, it's true. They need a big sister out there on that Island and it's supposed to be Alandria, but she can't get her house in order.

I will say after last night's episode and reading the tweets, I do think this is the first time I have strongly disagreed with what the fans are saying. Because Shelley and Huda, they are saying that Shelley has no right to be mad about the challenge. That's not what I saw.

Everyone's pretty much in agreement that whatever was done was cut out. That's how inappropriate it was. Because you see Huda just getting her ass off of Ace's face. We didn't see her get on. It's like pretty much agreed upon that. Like we missed something that they cut

for whatever reason. People think producers interfered and like paused it. Interesting. Because even Pepe, oh, because even Pepe was like, that was, you know, not, that was too much for a challenge. Even Pepe, my silent king said something. Oh yeah, Claudia's in love with Pepe. That's what you guys missed.

And by the way, anyone who's not, and anyone who's sleeping on Pepe, that says more about you than it does me. Let me tell you, that's my unproblematic king, and I ship him and Andrina. Of course, sorry Grayson. I like Grayson, but she's just sort of like the flavor of the moment.

Andrina and they're both Latin, you know what that means to me. Like if- That's a winning couple. That, that's a winning couple. And I'm so sick of Pepe getting cut out of the show. Like seriously, people forget he's there. And I understand he's, they actually go out of his way to show him,

like not even a whole episode. Oh, the episode's running long cut Pepe. Yeah, he's the first to go. Let's not find out why he coupled up with Grayson. And he's so hot. I'm sorry, like he's so good looking. He has such a genuine smile. And he actually talks like a human being,

like an adult. I love him. Yeah, well, I wanna be on your algorithm because I saw people like saying, Huda did nothing wrong. Like this is a challenge. It's challenge behavior. Shelly like pulled Chris a million times.

That's Huda's partner. It's so different. I'm so team Shelly million times. That's Huda's partner. It's so different. I'm so team Shelly. And even if there wasn't something egregious that was cut out, just like the timing, she clearly like went for her big one with her best friends. Man, that's her boyfriend.

Chris isn't Huda's boyfriend. Nobody did that with Nick. Like none of Sierra's friends did that. I get what Sierra's saying. And nobody did that with Taylor because Olandria loves him. So she was wrong for choosing Ace for that moment. And then I think she did the most.

And it was too much. Now we'll do an official recap. We will do an official recap, but I just want to say one thing because I have like sort of been an Olandria, an apologist and fan since day one. And I do believe I officially need to step back from that role because I really can't endorse someone. Like I always thought it was weird that she liked Taylor.

Like to me there's what's to like, you know? And now he's actually betrayed her and she's still like trying to get him back. And like for that, I'm gonna have to take a step back. Like it's important to know your worth. It is, it's important to go home and call Jaylen. It's important to go home and call Jaylen. It's important to go home and call Jaylen. Cause Jaylen's doing big stuff now.

Jaylen was the first Islander to reach a million TikTok followers, even though he was literally there for four seconds. We think Pepe gets no airtime. Have you met Jaylen? Who has the most TikTok followers after Jaylen? I saw this statistic, like a chart. Cause I don't like looking at their social media.

It's like, it makes me feel weird. No, and the people they left, so pretty much everyone like assigned. And if honestly, if it was me, I was going on the violent, I would give you my login. Of course. And there are people like sisters, friends running the social media.

Cause I'm like, oh, how was Sierra posting a whatever. And people are like kind of loving Amaya because she's the only person who didn't leave someone in charge of her social media. So it's like, she's clearly not thirsty. She's actually here for love in a genuine way. Wait, I seriously love that because when I go on to these people's social media, if I do,

I want to see what they were doing before the show. I don't want to see their sister friend saying, vote for Stone, so it's a fun time. They put like a twist in like that attitude in the caption. It's like, shut up. We don't know you. I'm watching the show. I don't need you to recap for me.

I wanna see what they were doing before the show. That is a point for Amaya. Yeah. Because I really like stop it. Statistically, I think it's Ace and Huda that have the most followers, but. They came on. They came on with the most followers.

So I think in terms of growth, obviously Jalen has grown the top whatever. So has Sierra. She wasn't influencer before, but like very micro. And you could tell she's an influencer. Like I find myself being influenced by her. I'm like, she's so good at her makeup. She's so good at her hair.

She's so good at getting dressed. Like she really is like influential. What I like about her and some of the other girls, but I noticed it most with her is like the way she dresses is very original. I feel like most people just like get an outfit from Revolve, like shout out Revolve Love, the fashion over whatever they just like wear the dress.

But like she really has style. She has her own personal style. I like that. Yeah. Okay. Let's pause because we are going to do like a big Leusa recap at the end of today's episode. We have the fast five and we're also going to do like a big leu. So recap at the end of today's episode, we have the fast five, and we're also going to do a little bit of a challenge in the spirit of love.

Island Jackie and I are going to be making out with each other. No kidding. We, so we were getting on the show today and it's kind of like awkward. I'm like, well, are you doing the ads? Like, am I doing the ads? That's the challenge. Yes. Yeah. We just didn't know how to split it. And so we just said, okay, you know what? Let's split it. Jackie, you can do the first. Right down the middle? Right down the middle. Yeah, I'll do the first ad break.

Coaches will do the second one. Keep it fresh. You have to listen to the ads to find out who did better. And you have to see if we can keep it to a tight four minutes and 30 seconds. We'll see. It's a competition.

Let's see though if the passion breaks the clock. Now I'm so excited to be back because I have a lot of thoughts on the Bezos wedding. And of course they're different than everybody else's. And I'm excited that that's a topic of discussion today. A big one. The wedding, the weekend, the reception, the Vogue, everything. Physically I am of course in New York, but mentally I was in Viniche all week I love. Were you in Viniche?

I didn't find myself stopping over in Viniche despite how much Josh Jarrod wanted me to. No, I loved it. Like Venice does a good job of like always getting paparazzi pictures of celebrities as they get on their water taxis. And this weekend was no different. And I just have a lot of thoughts.

And we have like long been kind of advocates of, what's her name, Nicole? I always call her Nicole. Still, I know. Lauren, she looks so much like a Nicole. Do you guys agree? She does, and Lauren and Nicole are of a similar elk. And is her middle name Nicole,

or am I just like pulling that name out of my ass? Well, her new middle name is Sanchez Bezos. But it's not Lauren Nicole Sanchez. I feel like it is. Maybe that's where I'm getting it from. Can you google it? I'll google it. Lauren Sanchez.

Lauren Wendy Sanchez. She's so not a Wendy. I love that. Okay, so I actually made up Nicole. Cool. We have long been like advocates of them as a couple and they're getting a lot of, you know, there's just a lot of commentary on them,

on their choices, on their styles. So I'm looking forward to discussing that in what I presume to be the first story. Yes, it's the first story. It's the big slub story. We could dive into the stories, but I just don't feel like thoroughly caught up with you. I feel like we're acting like this is a regular day of toast

and not like turdyspig homecoming. We've caught up quite a bit like on the Patreon. So I guess, oh, speaking of Patreon, I dropped two episodes in the last two days and the one that went up this morning, don't sleep on it, it's my stroller haul. And I'm literally sending it to Shannon Ford. She was like calling me about strollers.

I'm like, you know, I know a lot about like breastfeeding things. I know nothing. I bought one stroller and I like it and I'm good. You should talk to Jackie. And I was like, actually she's really seeing a Patreon. Just watch it. Yeah, cause I explained like why I'm good. You should talk to Jackie. And I was like, actually, she's really seeing a Patreon. Just watch it. Yeah, cause I explained like why I have so many strollers,

like which strollers I need and you would be set with, and I never needed another one. But like then brands send them to me and like, they're so fun. Why wouldn't I accept? And then I- You're kind of like the car bomb for strollers. I think that I am,

but then I also feel like people are gonna be like, oh, I have the Nuna, Kruna, and I have the Greco, Freco. And like, I don't even know. I feel like there's so much I don't know. That's what's so exciting. I have the Luna, Huna. Theuna, Kruna and I have the Greco, Freco and like, I don't even know. I feel like there's so much I don't know. That's what's so exciting. I have the Luna, Huna. The Luna, Huna.

You have the Bugaboo, Bonkie. I have actually the Bugaboo Fox 5 Renew. And the Fox 5 is just a singleton, y'all. Yes, I have one child and I can only think that far in advance, you know. But there is a Bugaboo that ultimately stretches. Donkey, Donkey. Donkey, but you can use it as a singleton

with a little pouch on the side that you could put Romeo in the pouch. I've seen people do that. Oh, that's actually mad fucking cute. Yeah, mad cute. Never did it with mine, but mad cute. No, of course. In terms of catching up with me,

I will say this is like kind of modeling how my life will be when I do come back to work full time. Like I woke up, I fed, I got, no actually I got dressed. Actually no, I fed, I got dressed, I fed again. And I had like such a pit, like a dreadful pit, like kind of just the whole morning getting ready. It wasn't like fun, like I wasn't looking forward to coming back, I was just like,

oh, like this kind of bubble is over, even though it's not because- I think that's how a lot of women feel going back to work. The second I left, I was like bye. Even though tomorrow we're leaving. Yeah, but The second I left, I was like, bye. We're leaving. Yeah, but the second I left, like bubble was fine. Like I was like, oh, scrumsy, Ben's home, like we're good. I think that's very normal, Coach.

Yeah, yeah, no, so I'm feeling excited, but like, I don't know, I was, I've been looking forward to June 30th, like my ass back on the toes, like putting these bitch, I'm like, I love Liz, I love Nana, like fuck you, you love turd. And then, I don't know, last night, I was like, maybe it's too like fuck you, you love turd. And then, I don't know, last night I was like,

maybe it's too soon. But it's just one day. And also it probably didn't help that Liz had such a big morning, we didn't even talk about it. So daddy was not home. Yeah, my husband was on the news this morning. He's kind of becoming somewhat of a New York man about town. Let's say that, like a socialite, a talking head

about the comings and goings of business and anti-Semitism here in New York. But those are two kind of different things, but he really is becoming like a talking head. Yeah, his head was talking. His head was talking, he was on Fox Business this morning, Varney and co, co equals a-lish. We haven't talked about this either

about the crazy ass fucking lunatic running for mayor in New York, who actually won the Democratic primary. It's actually so scary. And he's just like this crazy, like actual raging anti-Semite. And so the Jewish community is sort of freaking out. And that's what they brought Ben on to discuss

because he's been very vocal about his dislike of this mum Donnie persona. It's very, I mean disruptive like for the city and the Jewish community, because if he does win like what's, right everyone has to ask themselves what they'll do. A lot of people don't realize that New York city is the largest population of Jews outside of Israel.

So it's kind of like a mini Israel over here. And we're freaking. And we are freaking. And he wants to globalize into Fata. We're freaking. And so that's what they wanted to discuss with Ben on the pod, on the pod. What is that called?

On the TV, on the tele, on the tube this morning. And so they got down to work and I was so proud. I literally had like- He did so good. He did so good. I had like Rube on the boob. Did he really watch? Of course.

Well, he was actually looking at the boob and the boob wasn't facing the TV. But he heard, he heard. He heard, papa. We were so proud and I was like, I need you to get home because I have to work now. Just like two talking heads, you know? The schedule of a talking head.

Two talking heads passing ships in the night. Well, he did great. That was really wonderful to see him out there doing his thing and hopefully making change, but who knows? These people are so crazy out here. So crazy. I like went to the park the day after that guy won.

And I would like just had such contempt for my fellow New Yorkers. I'm like, you people are disgusting. Yeah. What about your fellow influencers? Yikes, bikes. Yeah, no, it's actually- That's been a weird one. Weirdly, the New York City mayoral race

has like taken to social media, especially TikTok, where everyone feels like they have to endorse this fucking crazy person. And I was like, since when does everybody care? Most of you aren't even registered to vote here, because you don't, you live here, but you're not from here. It was so dystopian. And honestly, I buried my head in the sand a little bit.

I'm still very much in my bubble, and I'm like, you crazy people, I actually want a part of this. I'm choosing to put my blinders on, I have a baby to take care of, he slept six hours last night, like, you crazy people, I actually want a part of this. I'm choosing to put my blinders on, I have a baby to take care of, he slept six hours last night, like, it's late. Yeah, yeah, and I feel like you've got options, you know, you've always got me.

Yeah. Can always come on down, we'd love to have you. Yeah. But I know I can't push Terti. No brush, no brush. I know I can't push Terti, that's why I paid Zoharn. Yeah, Jackie is actually the largest campaign contributor to Zohran Mamdani just to run all Jews,

including her sister out of New York. Just to get my sister to leave New York and it could be just the thing. Yes, but look, I'm so stubborn, it won't even work. And I destroyed the city. Literally for nothing. Okay, well now I think without further ado, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

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Very nice, Jackie, very nice. Thank you, Coach Eswo. Our first story, the $50 million wedding heard around the world, the Sanchez Bezos nuptials took place this weekend in Beniche. Lauren Sanchez won Dolce and Gabbana, and her wedding photos landed her the cover of Vogue. So there's a lot to break down here.

The digital cover. I feel like a lot of people are skipping past that. Yeah, because I saw that too when everybody was making such a big deal about like these tacky, ugly billionaires being on the cover of Vogue. And that's why Anna Wintour stepped down. Is there multiple of them? Multiple what?

Billionaires being on the cover of Vogue. Is this a pattern? No, no. I'm talking about them. Like this is like people, the timing of Anna Wintour stepping down. I saw that conspiracy theory. It didn't work for me, but go off.

No, I thought, honestly, I thought maybe, except it was a digital cover. And then I saw Liz P. Woods posted this morning, it's really important to note, Anna's not like leaving and retiring. She got a bigger, better job at Conde Nast. Like the person who replaces her is going to report into Anna.

Like she's bigger and better now. That's what we said when we spoke about the story with Liz P. Woods and I I that like Anna is not leaving Kanye now she has two roles at Kanye now still and she'll have like a more bird's eye view of the whole company. She won't be directing Vogue. I do think there is something it's not just like

this is a promotion. Cause I do think that like Anna Wintour would have died on this throne and like, you know, sort of being put out to pasture as like a board member and like, oh yeah, she does editorial. But this being a digital cover is nothing. It costs them nothing to give her a digital cover. They could give a thousand digital covers.

No, for sure. And I also feel like everyone's like, Anna probably hates this. Actually, like Anna was the one who started putting celebrities on the cover. So if you're mad at this, the person to blame is Anna Wintour. Like this is kind of the pinnacle of her life's work.

Now she's obviously like a snob and looks down on everyone, but like integrating celebrities. If you look at like old Vogue covers, first of all, it was like just faces and it was models. And now this is like, and it worked for a while in a lot of other magazines I copied and take note and she definitely influenced like the fashion community. But why wouldn't Anna like this?

I'm sorry, I thought this was a Vogue cover. And so I was just like, wow, that's major for her. Like Lauren Sanchez on the cover of Vogue, like go off queen. The fact that this is a digital cover is an absolute nothing burger. Anyone who has a big celebrity wedding and is a big celebrity gets a digital cover of Vogue.

Yep. I'm no longer super impressed. A digital cover is where they take your wedding picture and put the words Vogue on top. Like that's literally it. No, that's literally like a digital, it just is not, like even when there's a bunch of magazines that do digital covers, it's just like throwing someone a bone.

And I wouldn't be surprised if Jeff Bezos did make like a very large donation in partnership with this cover and just like to like the costume institute. And I think that that's like the most important thing to Anna is like raising, like she like has to consort with billionaires all the time for that. And like, it's a huge fundraiser and it's not just about like fashion.

It's about raising money and like keeping this alive. And so, and she only got the digital cover. Like, why is everyone so mad? No, bitches were bothered this weekend, everything about this wedding. The dress, the decor, the celebrity guest list. The only thing I like kind of agree with people on is like the randomness of the celebrities.

Like just, I know there are people there who have never met Lauren or Jeff. Like you're telling me Sydney Sweeney is friends with these people, like no no, she's not. She's 22 and they're a hundred. Like, please. So I agree. Like, and that's just sort of a statement

on celebrity culture. Sometimes you just get like invited places. They'll fly you out. They'll bring you on a boat just because you're famous. And that's like celeb obsessed culture. So I agree. But everything else people are hating on so hard. And it's like, the dress was pretty.

The body was tea. Like, what are we talking about? No, the dress was pretty. It's still Jane Gabana, like white lace buttoned silhouette is like a classic feminine silhouette. It's giving Olivia Colfaux. Like why is everyone so mad? This is a beautiful thing to behold.

There's really no, even an alien would come down and say, oh yes, that is beautiful. It's objectively beautiful. Like arbitrarily, yeah. Was there a big piece of duty on it? Like it's just a white Italian made dress. Yeah, so anyone who's like clowning on the dress, there's really nothing to clown on.

There's nothing controversial, new or different. It's like a traditional, beautiful look. And she, yeah, her body was insane. Like I'm really excited for her to eat again. Me too, she's probably so hungry. That other dress that she wore with no waste, you know, the one on the boat. Yep. I was hungry just looking at her.

Yeah, no, she, say what you want about Nicole Sanchez, okay? She bagged the second richest man, what is he, third richest? I don't know these days. Some days like number one. Yeah, it depends on the day. I just did a big order, I think he's number one. Oh, and I just wanna say, I know like,

billionaires are problematic, whatever, they don't pay their taxes. The way Jeff Bezos has enriched my life, like especially now as an FTM, first time mom, you are never gonna catch me saying one bad word about him. Like, okay, there are a lot of billionaires who do bad for the world. Jeff Bezos does good for the world.

I don't give a fuck. And you know what? I don't want to hear another fucking word about the climate, okay? From these people. Well, yeah, good for the world. I don't give a fuck. And you know what? I don't wanna hear another fucking word about the climate. Okay? From these people. Well, yeah, that's the thing. I don't wanna hear about it from Leo. I don't wanna hear about it from these people.

And I've not wanted to- Because if you saw the statistics on private airplanes flying into this tiny Venetian airport, like please, you can all, respectfully, don't fucking talk to me. Until you're reusing your own bathwater, you're not allowed to speak ever again on this particular issue.

And then using it to make coffee. And if you're not drinking coffee bathwater, I don't wanna hear from you. That is also a legitimate critique of this group of people. And then also if you are drinking coffee bathwater, I also don't wanna hear from you. So I just don't- Yeah, cause keep your stank breath away from me.

So I just don't wanna hear from anyone. Regardless, yeah. That's a legitimate critique of like this elk of people are so patronizing and they're always like telling us to recycle. Bitch, you shut up. I don't need to recycle if you just take one less trip. Okay?

Compared to the rest of the world compared to you, I have a tiny, tiny footprint. Tiny. I'm doing, I'm literally an economist. Oh no, an environmentalist. Okay, compared to these people, please. And don't forget I have an an economist. Oh no, an environmentalist, okay? Compared to these people, please. And don't forget I have an electric car.

I feel like I don't get enough credit for that. I recycle. I can do what the fuck I want with my single use plastics. I just want to say between us, I've gotten really loose with my recycling. Cause like before I had a baby, like sure, I can attribute one whole garbage can to bottles

and one to trash. Do you know how much trash I accrue now? Sometimes I just have to throw a dirty diaper in the recycling one. I'm sorry, I need the space. I'm not taking the trash out right now. The baby's screaming. No, but you know that most of the time

they go to the same place. I do know that. And it's like, I'm working so hard digging through, because Ben never does it, so I'm always like, I'm literally rifling through the trash for nothing. But I get in trouble with my building if I don't. No, it's so crazy. I just saw a video of like some sanitation worker,

like there's a public area of like trashes recycling, trashes, taking everyone out. They all go in the same place. Putting them all in the same thing. Yeah. So all's that to say, I don't wanna hear from Leo or his constituents on this matter ever again. Especially him.

I feel like this isn't a real indictment on Leo. I feel like everyone else is like, yeah, save the planet, but they're not so annoying about it. Right, Kim has never told us to recycle. No, Leo. Yeah. Put a cork in it. A big one, a recycled one.

Yeah. 100%. Now, I know you spoke about this, but I want to talk about Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom breaking up, because everybody being like, this was obviously, you know, I about this, but I wanna talk about Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom breaking up, because everybody being like, this was obviously, you know, I saw this coming. Really? I feel like they've been the most stable sound,

like I was shocked, beyond shocked. And it makes me sad that it's coming on the heels of like her negative. Yeah, because I have to assume it has something to do with it and that makes me sad. The timing just is too convenient otherwise. Yeah. Or maybe like, maybe they're both related in the sense that like,

what she's doing in her, what we see her doing publicly, it might be a reflection of also how she's acting privately, which is like a little bonkers. Maybe. But I also feel like this is like probably a very hard time for her between flopping publicly and getting divorced. And I just, I feel like she'll be a Phoenix rising from the ashes.

You can't keep her down. Yeah, I just was sad to learn and confused to learn that when they broke up, like he got the Bezos's because she was on Lauren Nicole's Bachelorette party. She was on the rocket. Like I thought that was her friends that she brought to the relationship, not his friends. No, I do still feel like it is.

And maybe because of her tour, she couldn't go or something because that doesn't make sense. So he was like, why should we both miss out on the wedding of the year? And maybe he has his own relationship with Jeff and they were both be invited even if they weren't going together. I just feel like the celebrity element of this

was Lauren Lauren Nicole. Do you know what I mean? Like not Jeff it's doing. Jeff is like a loser. Yeah. Actually I saw a video of Jeff like, I'm sorry. I know that he is like toxic billionaire for sure. He's a big loser, but he's also a genius, right?

Like the way we regard him is not as like a genius, but he's, so I saw this video of him like in the, whenever, what was Amazon created? Like the early 2000s, somebody, and it had obviously like just taken off. It wasn't what it is now. And someone was like, why did you start Amazon? He's like, well, I, he was working in finance and he was like, I saw this statistic that internet growth was up 200 to 2300% this year. So I thought I want to start a business on the internet selling stuff.

And so the guy was like, well, why'd you choose to sell books? And what he said was so smart. guy was like, well, why'd you choose to sell books? And what he said was so smart. He was like, well, I looked at different categories and in terms of, um, number of products, books is the category that with the most number of products, like if you wanted to sell the second was music, but if you wanted to sell the most public offerings to people, books is the number one. There's the most books.

When you think of like, you could sell food. There wouldn't be even enough, you know, comparative. I thought it was so smart. And then he's like, then we obviously got into other stuff, but he had hair in the video too. He had like a little brown toupee. It was such an interesting video. And so I was like, yeah, we would like clout on him

cause he's like a freak, whatever. But he's also like so smart. Amazon is everything. I'm sorry. Like, I love it. No, I've seen that video as well back in the day. Yeah, it's not like just, he just decided to be a bookseller

and he turned into this big thing. I thought he was like a nerd who liked books. No, I feel like I've been trying to tell you, like he's a nerd all around, like in a way that he's also very smart. And that's why when he goes to space, like I do think it's genuine for him. It's a real love of space.

No, so I still think that the space thing, the space race, like he's a big loser. Like I don't think he had a genuine interest in space. I think he saw like Elon, who obviously like knows space. And I think he saw Richard Branson, who's like an aviation expert. I think he got jealous because I don't think he has a genuine interest as like a hobby in space and aerodynamics. I don't. I mean, he's a man who worked in finance, like, and he's a tech guy. Like, sorry, it's okay to have interests. You don't have to like space

just because you're a billionaire. Yeah. Well, that's true. But I'm, I'm arguing that I do think that he likes it in earnest, but we could go back and forth on this all day. Back to the wedding. I also don't think it was $50 million.

So I read 40 to 50, and then I also read 10. 10 sounded a little bit more, cause it was still just like a wedding, like a party. And they had said there was things about their wedding coming out months ago that it was like this, I don't know what they said, $50 million, $100 million wedding. And Jeff like tweeted,

you couldn't spend $50 million on a wedding if you tried. Yeah, yeah. Even if like you picked up everybody's private planes. And I do believe that they paid for a lot of the celebrities to be there the same way when we watched the 200 person wedding so that's not an insane amount of planes. How much should the Indian wedding that the Kardashians went to cost. Let me look it up it was like, what was it 100 million. I'm Bonnie, I'm million? The mom. Ambani. Ambani, cause now I'm like mom. Yeah, mom Donnie. Yeah.

Ambani wedding costs around 600 million. But I also want to say watching that episode, there was a lot of just like diamonds everywhere. I was thinking the same thing. And jewels. Does that include diamonds? There was just jewelry everywhere. Like the table.

They had diamonds like in the flowers. I agree. And so I feel like a lot of the money was spent on the diamonds. Yes, but you know that like Chloe and Kim did not spend one cent getting there. They spent $9 million for Rihanna to perform. Right.

And then also just like on accommodations. Yeah. Who? Justin Bieber. They also were thousands of people to accommodate versus 200. Yeah, so it was just like a really extravagant rich person wedding. And I know there was like a couple of events before

and they definitely spent a lot of money, but based on what I saw, like even just like the ceremony, it was like a really nice wedding. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it was $15 million. I'm really happy for Lauren Nicole. I feel like she really wants to be famous and she did it. It's a dream.

I mean, it's a dream come true. Everyone's just jealous. No, of course. And Jackie, we could be talking about a wedding between Jeff Bezos and a 19 year old, because that's what happens. And here is this age appropriate woman. I'm sorry. I like it.

Yeah, I agree. They had a long courtship, like traditionally, like two years till engagement, one year till marriage, all, like what more do you want? They seem like they really love each other. Yeah, I'm sorry. I just, I don't hate this. Me either. Everyone on TikTok was like,

big if I ever address, like, it's, I'm not, I'm not gonna do that. Some celebs are like clowning to like Charlize Theron and Olivia Munn and Katie Couric. Did you see Katie Couric getting salty about this? Wait, what did Olivia Munn say? She's so my queen these days. I know, here's what she said one second.

And I kind of like that she's positioning, even though I don't agree, I don't know what she said, but I probably don't agree with it. I do like that she's positioning herself as like a celebrity who says crazy things. Like, and a hater. Oh wait, but the last thing she said was also about Lauren Nicole Sanchez.

I feel like she has beef, like. For sure. So she, this is what she said. Oh, I guess she was just. Oh, I thought you froze. Oh my God. You were like, this is what she said. I guess it's a little misleading.

She was more so giving praise to Mackenzie Scott, but the timing's a little weird. So basically Mia Farrow posted on Instagram saying, how awesome is Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos' first wife and mother of his four children. As of mid December, 2024, she had given a total of $19.3 billion to over 1600 charitable organizations.

And then Olivia Munn responded, truly incredible. You know what I find incredible? that $19 billion solves nothing. Like, because I remember what Mackenzie Scott did that and it was all for like good shit, right? Like poverty and it's like, well, there's still so much poverty. No, I would love to see like what sorts of positivity came out of that because it feels like nothing,

like the world- Nothing changed. You would think 19 million dollars like would really move the needle. Yeah. Now I think that's amazing and Magnanimous and Mackenzie Bezos, I find her so deeply unrelatable. Like that could just never be me.

Like- Yeah. Okay, so, but she did get what? 36 Bill if I remember. That was like the number. So, no, she does that, half of it she donated to charity, I think is the mission. Right, now of course donating half your money

seems like crazy, but like, let's be real. She's still, like, I thought billionaires are toxic. Like, she still has 20 bill. Like, and you know that that billionaire, that billion is like, you know, invested and earning interest over time. Give it all away. I dare you.

I'll be impressed when you live in like a, yeah, cause I'll think that's fucking crazy. I'll be like a crazy person. You just gotta own it. That's why you just have to own it. Like stop trying to please everyone. Like whatever feels right to you, that's what you've gotta do.

It does feel like Olivia Munn has some sort of one side of beef with the Bezos because maybe she's, she's actually not a celebrity who says crazy things. She's like a celebrity who's always talking out against the Bezos. Like the two, the two, like most recent and only examples are against the Bezai, yeah. Yeah, Achilles Theron said that they suck.

But like that's so Achilles Theron. Like I do believe Charlize Theron like lives in squalor to a degree. Yeah. And like she's like a Leo in how she uses her platform. And at least she's walking the walk. And I agree. She didn't go.

Then Katie Couric called the cover tacky. Okay. Well like- Is that not crazy? Those in glass houses, like you're not like a beacon of chicness. Let's be real. I just feel like that's so crazy. Isn't glass houses, like you're not like a beacon of chicness. Let's be real. I just feel like that's so crazy. Isn't she meant to be like above this?

She's just like a neutral personality. A lot of people- And now she's slinging mud. A lot of people were using the words like tacky, cheap, cheesy, not cheap, sorry, cheesy. When critiquing like the design of the wedding, the decor, the wedding dress. And I just feel like there are very few people

who can speak to that. You have to be perfect. Morgan Stewart, you can critique. There's literally a handful of people, Morgan Stewart is quite literally the only person that comes to mind. So when I saw all these people on social media, I'm like, you're ugly and your clothes are ugly.

So who the fuck are you? Yeah. No, it's so true. I'm really shocked about Katie Couric. Sorry, that's just really throwing me. No, it's... If I'm a famous person and I find myself not invited to the Bezos wedding when clearly such a wide net was cast.

Like Brooks Nader was there, right? Like they dipped into influencers, models, athletes, celebrities and so I'm Katie Couric, I'm Olivia Munn. I'm finding myself not invited. Like yeah, I'm big mad. But I don't even feel like it was a free for all. I actually wouldn't even be mad. Like there was 200 people aside from Sydney Sweeney

and Brooks Nader, you really named the two. Everyone else can be explained. Tom Brady. Tom Brady lives in Miami where they live, right? Oh, okay, fair, fair. And maybe Brooks was his date. There have been rumors about them. Maybe he brought Brooks.

Sydney Sweeney, like someone explained it to me. Maybe she has a big contract with Amazon Prime, and so they brought their big client. But Jeff, like doesn't even work at Amazon anymore. Okay, I agree. Sydney's like aside from, and I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation. But other than that, like everyone else,

like Victoria Tretty, she's there with Leo. Yeah, why was Leo there? I'm sure him and Jeff are friends. They seem like the type. Okay. The Kardashians, they're best friends. The Kardashians are friends with Lauren Nicole. Yes, and so like to the fact that the whole family

got invited, it wasn't just like individual invites, it was like to the Kardashian family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that Kendall and Kylie went. Me too, we got looks for days. Yeah, it's so funny how they were like such background actors when like typically they're the stars.

And I really love to see Chloe taking the crown as best dressed to that family. I feel like she always looks good, but she's never like the one making the most waves and the most news and that pink dress, like everybody agreed she was like the best dressed Kardashian, perhaps the best dressed guest. Yeah, I agree.

So I didn't, I agree there's like Sydney Sweeney is a big question mark. She, her recent projects have a strong presence on Amazon I agree there's like Sidney Sweeney is a big question mark. Her recent projects have a strong presence on Amazon, according to Google Gemini. Her movie, the Voyeurs is available for rent or purchase on the platform. Jackie, every recent movie has a big connection to Amazon. Additionally, her upcoming film, Split Fiction,

is being produced by Amazon MGM Studios. Furthermore, there are several biographies about Sidney Sween sweetie available on Amazon. That's big shit. Like that seriously means nothing to me. Amazon bought MGM studios like a couple of years ago. They're the biggest like maker of movies. None of it, none of it means anything.

I just feel like she might've had a big, like she might be a big client of Jeff's and you invite your clients. She's not. Okay, but that's the only one. Everyone, I want to say they're not just like the on bodies who literally invited celebrities they never met before. Yes, that was like celebrities for hire.

And they were proud of it. Yeah. And as they should be, but they had thousands of people at their wedding. This was 200 people. I do feel like they kept it close knit. And I wanna say like, say what you want about the Ambani's, but I actually feel like them

just like hiring celebrities to come, like did amazing things for like India's PR, right? Like we watched the Kardashians have an amazing time like for tourism, like there was benefits. No, for sure. We keep talking about it. Correct. I think that's a wrap on Bezos wedding 2025.

All in all, I didn't hate it. No, not at all. It was a fun time. Yeah. Our next story, Beyonce was left dangling midair due to a scary technical mishap during her Cowboy Carter tour performance. Yes, I saw this.

So Beyonce was left dangling midair in a car while performing during the first Houston Cowboy Carter tour stop. On Sunday, she was catapulted into the air in a red car for her performance of 16 carriages, which she does at every show. Which is my favorite song. And while the vehicle was supposed to make its way

around the venue, so fans who don't have floor seats could get a closer look at her, the car began leaning to one side and came to a complete stop. The car is literally like on its side by the time they bring her down. She was lowered to the ground and safely removed. However, it was a scary video to watch

and I'm sure it's scary for her. And her voice is like trembling. If you could see on the monitor. She stops the song. She said, stop, stop, stop. Like get me out of here. Yeah. Now, obviously this is terrible for many reasons,

but mostly because did she finish 16 carriages? Like that, if I came to the concert, I'm coming to hear that song. 16 carriages riding away. Like obsessed, it I came to the concert, I'm coming to hear that song. 16 carriages riding away, voila. Like, obsessed, it's so good. Did we finish the song? Oh, I feel like she probably finished the song. The show must go on.

I think she didn't. I just want to say this is unacceptable. Like, if Pink can, you know, fly through the air with the greatest of ease at all of her arena shows, like this shouldn't be happening to Beyoncé, sorry. Oh, I agree. Like, this should be done better,

but then it also begs the question like, maybe we don't need to fly through the air on a car. Well, I wanna say, I of course, I blame Taylor Swift for this, cause she started this sort of like communist thing where she created like a B stage. Actually, maybe she didn't create it. People are gonna be like,

you too did it. But Mac did it. Who gives a fuck, okay. But Mac used to go to another scene. like, you too did it. Fleetwood Mac did it. Who gives a fuck, okay? Fleetwood Mac used to go to another stage. Yeah, you too. It's always you too, okay? Oh, for me, it's always Fleetwood Mac. But I feel like Taylor Swift really popularized this thing

where it's like a second stage, a second something. And now everyone does it. I went to Olivia Rodrigo, she flies around the arena on a moon. Like everybody has a thing where if you have seats like that stink, the celebrity comes and finds you. And it's actually nice, right? Like why should we be punished?

Why can you only see the celebrity if you paid $5,000? But I blame Taylor Swift for this because if she hadn't, you know, created all this pressure for Beyonce to be a communist, Beyonce wouldn't be out here dangling in the air. Yeah, and I saw people tweeting like, Beyonce, we can see you on the monitors. Like we've got, like you don't have to risk your life.

Stay home. And I think I should, but I do think in addition to Taylor Swift, Pink has set the bar too high for flying. For acrobatics. Yeah. And I think people should get comfortable doing less. One thing about me, I'm not going to say anything bad about Pink, probably ever.

No, I didn't say anything bad about her. And you know that I would say- No, I could see, I saw you were like, pushing a little blame onto her. No, like she does a lot and she makes these other bitches look bad. She does. And the fact that I have not seen Pink in concert, have you?

No, I don't think so. We really like need to add that to our list. I hear it's an amazing concert. No, I know. And I would know every single song, I listen to add that to our list. I hear it's an amazing concept. No, I know. And I would know every single song. I listened to every album of hers front to back. It's just like, it hasn't worked out for me. What's your favorite Pink song?

Maybe like, What About Us. I love that album. What's yours? That's a really good song. I forget what it's called. Oh, that's all I know so far. What's yours? That's a really good song. I forget what it's called. Oh, that's all I know so far. That's all I know. And if you ever feel like treating yourself,

head over to YouTube and watch her perform on the Kelly Clarkson show with Kelly doing Harmony. Yeah, she has so many good songs. Wait, I saw something on TikTok about Kelly. What? Do you remember how we were talking about how she took like a hiatus and she had like personal things going on?

Yes. There is people on TikTok saying allegedly that her ex who we hate is very sick. Oh man. Which I feel like kind of made sense with like, because Kelly's like a magnanimous queen obviously. So she would take time off from her paying job to help the man who tried to steal all of her money.

The father of her children. The father of her children. If he is really sick, like that's so sad. That's just what I saw on TikTok. And it felt right. That's interesting. Yeah. I wanted to share that with you.

Sad if true. And also sad for Kelly. Cause then you have to like be the bigger, or you don't have to, but she obviously would be the bigger person. No, it's a complex emotional roller coaster. Yeah, damn. Yeah.

Well- Riffuashle Mati Beyoncé. Yeah. The show must go on. Speaking of shows, Breaner's making headlines as she takes in Olivia Rodrigo's set at Hyde Park concert in London. So Olivia Rodrigo was headlining the event,

the BST Hyde Park concert, and Sabrina could be seen enjoying the music from the VIP section, like years after their iconic feud. Alternative headline, Sabrina Carpenter's a better woman than I ever could be, because I'm sorry, like that's still such a crazy thing. And it all worked out great because Sabrina's a star now, but I don't know.

But she's a star in spite of that, not because of it. That did not make her a star. No, it did not. But I don't know, I feel like if Breanor weren't Breening as hard as she is right now and like- She wouldn't be there. She would not be there. But like, yeah, it's easy to go watch the little people.

No, it's easy to be the bigger person when like, I would say that- When you're the bigger person. Olivia's, no, Olivia's been, Olivia's bigger than her, but only because she's had a little bit more time at this level. But Sabrina in one year or two years time will be doing what, like they're on the same exact track,

but Olivia started maybe like two years before. Yes, I think at this moment today, June 30th, 2025, I think Sabrina's bigger than Olivia. Oh, that's interesting. I don't know if I agree. I think that she's a little bit more viral, but in term, I don't know. Guys, sound off in the comments.

Who is a current bigger star? Me too. I'm open to all options, but the way I see Sabrina is I feel like she makes music for everyone, old, young, and Olivia Rodrigo feels just a little more young to me. It's for really young. Teeny boppers.

Yeah, the people who go to Olivia Rodrigo concerts probably fit into more of an age bracket than Sabrina, who like everyone would go to. That's very interesting. That's how I feel. I don't know. I had the thought when I saw Sabrina at the concert of like who is bigger, I don't know.

I'm happy for both swirlies. They both make amazing music. Like I'm happy to be a benefactor of their talents. Agreed. I do, if I had to take a side, like I am team breener, but it's like, it's being made clear to me that I don't have to take a side, but I still am. I just feel like it's good to take sides.

Yeah, I just feel like it's good to pit women against other women. And so often we see both sides and we can never pick a side and we ride the fence. So when you have a side to pick, Not we, by the way, just, so you were saying more society, not us, because we always pick a side.

No, I actually meant us. I meant us. No, I feel like we pick a side. You think? I feel like we're so diplomatic. And sometimes we really see both sides and like, we can't call it. Sometimes we have to be diplomatic.

And sometimes like a situation calls for diplomacy, right? Like I feel like the Paige and Craig breakup is a great recent example of us being extremely diplomatic, but I really did feel that way. Like I could see both sides. Exactly. Now, sometimes I don't see either side. Oh, well, of course, Justin and Blake.

Right. And then certain sides, certain situations, I exclusively see one side, maybe to my, you know, to my, what's the opposite of like, to my detriment, like, like I literally can't see past my hatred sometimes. It takes years, Sam Hunt. Yeah, but look at how far you've come in your work.

I put the whiskey back in the bottle. Let me ask you something, pick a side, Kamer Taylor. Taylor. But that's just a reflection, not of the situation between them, of just like my fanhood right now. Like I'm kind of off Kim and I'm so on Taylor. Does being on Taylor and off Kim

make you see the situation differently than you did at the time? No, because you know what? I know this will always break you. No, Will, but I feel like I know Taylor's personality and I could see her seriously being so hurt and offended by being called a bitch, right? And I could see, I don't think that was calculated of her

to have said that wasn't run by me. And then Kim was like, wait, no, I literally have a video of us running it by you. But it's like, well, that wasn't run by me. And then Kim was like, wait, no, I literally have a video of us running it by you. But it's like, well, you didn't run by the bitch part. Like I could see Taylor like, you know, that's like her brand of womanhood. Like, so I actually, once again, can see both sides. I understand.

But I also feel like Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift should never have been friends. Like, you know, it's like high school. Like not everyone's meant to be friends. They're so different. Yeah. Like I couldn't see them getting along. Yeah.

Well, it looks like Breiner has buried the hatchet. Like I kind of hate that. I just want to say like, I agree. Like I kind of hate it. I agree. Like what, a duet's next? No thanks. Yeah, no, it's like, it's a little too late.

I don't think so. Yeah, and I just don't know how, like, yeah, of course, we shouldn't put women against women. And like, it's not Olivia's fault that Sabrina did. It's not Olivia's fault that like her fans like tried to have Sabrina killed, but like she also didn't help. Yeah.

Yeah. And from Sabrina's POV, like like she also didn't help. Yeah. Yeah. And from Sabrina's POV, like she just met someone and they started dating and then she became like the villain in someone's story. And I don't even think they like really dated. I think it was like a fling and like she got the ick. Like it was like, how did I get here? How the fuck do I get out?

Yeah. Well, she's out now. Oh, big time. Man child. Are you ready for our next story? If it's our next story, that's brought to you by Bowling Branch because I'm about to slay the house down, boots and beat your ass, okay?

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Rita Ora reveals that she proposed to her husband, take a what-t-t, and even got down on one knee during a Palm Springs getaway. So Rita Ora has revealed that she proposed to her husband, turning tradition on its head by getting down on one knee herself. The singer, she's 44, not only it's like she the woman and he's a man, she is 44 and he's 49.

And she shared on a podcast how she broke convention and took charge of the proposal. She said, quote, I just did the thing. We were in a hotel room in Palm Springs, like a really nice fancy one filled up with balloons and cake, which is my favorite thing in the world. I got the bands made.

I didn't want anything too flashy. He's like, what the hell is it? It's Valentine's day. And she was like, oh no, if you're going to say no, I'm going to have to take my clothes off. Anyway, I got down on one knee and take, I absolutely loved it. So I don't hate this only because like,

I don't care about Rita Ora, you know, if it was like Taylor Swift proposed to Travis Kelsey, like seriously, like take me to the hospital cause I'm not okay. So I like don't really care, but you guys know, I just hate when women propose to men, like men and women have different jobs in this world, like, and that's okay.

Especially with her being like younger than him, I think she's like 15 years younger. It's like, if she were 15 years older woman, I would say like, okay, maybe. You know, she's- No, I wouldn't say it then. I should, no, no. I might be more, I just think this is so weird.

And this is not my favorite. I just hate this. And I'm sorry, like, I know that there are people who do this and that's great. Like break with convention. Like it will never be me. I will never think it's like romantic or cute. Sorry, like this is one of my triggers.

And if you don't respect my boundaries, then that's on you. Yeah, so we'll respect your boundaries. And stop talking about this immediately. I just needed you to know. No, thank you. I know you saw this story and it said, how can I hurt my sister today? And add her to the list of Becca Kufrin.

Yes. And Rita Ora. Rita Ora. And unfortunately, I won't say which book, but it's like one of those really popular book talk books, a book that I was loving until she proposed on the last page. That's really so crazy. And what's crazy is like, you would think this sort of girl

like who should propose to her man is like a girl whose man's not proposing to her. Like, you know, if it's taking too long and like, you don't fuck it, why can't I propose to him? I wanna get married. No, okay. But it's never even that. For me, that's always the assumption. I'm like, oh, you know, if it's taking too long and like, you don't fuck it, why can't I propose to him? I wanna get married. But it's never even that. For me, that's always the assumption. I'm like, oh, you propose to your man

because your man wanna propose to you. Like, well, he's obviously not the one for you. He should be begging you to marry him, not like you begging him. Now, I know that's not what ends up happening. Like people do it because it's like an empowering thing. I just feel like there are other ways to feel empowered. I agree.

And if I was ever gonna like root for someone to propose to a man, like I would root for the girl who was like four years dating someone and he wouldn't propose and they either have to break up or she has to propose. See, I wouldn't root for that because if you can't get a man to like after four years to propose to you, like that's not the man for you.

I know. We're getting into dear toaster territory. We are, we are. But I'm like thinking of a certain, like a friend of mine. You don't even know her in my head. And it's like, she should have a friend that I don't know. Well, maybe I do need to move to Florida. No, no, she's not even the Floridian.

And it's like, they should have gotten married. Like they like each other. They're a happy couple. He's just like, he's like, you know, commitment, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, if this will get them down the aisle and they could go back to like being the, you know, in the relationship roommates that they were,

but she could have a ring on her finger. I just ran into my friend at lunch. Oh, you have a friend? She just, yeah, who just got married. You know her. Okay, I do. And I was like, how's married life? And she was like, the same.

Like people who are like, I'm afraid of getting married. What the fuck are you afraid of? There's literally nothing scary about it. No. If you're in a relationship, like that's the same. Like people who are like, I'm afraid of getting married. What the fuck are you afraid of? There's literally nothing scary about it. If you're in a relationship, like that's the scary part. Being married does not change your life at all. It actually gives you just a sense of like peace and common, it's a lovely, wonderful thing. Which is why like if you like your relationship

and you've been together for years and he just like can't get past. And you just like can't get past himself. Then okay, woman, take it up. Do the damn thing. Yeah, woman, take it up. Do the damn thing. Yeah, woman. Woman. I have repeatedly asked you not to call me woman.

What's that from? What's that from? I'll give you a clue. Murray, I have repeatedly asked you not to call me woman. Clueless. So I don't think that's what was happening with Rita Ora. And that's why. Oh, by the way, I'm not talking about Rita Ora anymore. I'm not sympathetic anymore,

but I'm talking about my friend. Maybe she's- Jackie, just like me and millions of Americans, I'm not talking about Rita Ora. I know, but then I feel like her relationship must be so great because she's just like stopped working. Yeah, no, I believe he's wealthy. And for that, I respect her. Put a ring on it, wife him up.

Yeah, actually, that's the only situation where it's okay to propose to your man if your man has a lot of money. Yeah, though any man with like his head on right should say no. That's the thing, like I know Ben loves me more than anything in this world. And if I had gotten my fat ass down on a knee,

he actually would have said no. And he should have. And that's why he's the one for me. Cause that's a crazy woman. Yeah, literally. Our fifth and final story is gonna lead into our TV recap. If that works for you.

Oh good, Lisa. It does, my coccidinia is really flaring up. Oh God. Well, Kylie Jenner reveals a screenshot from her live Island group chat with Halle Bieber. So Kylie posted the most relatable thing on Instagram which is her love Island group chat where everyoneiley Bieber. So Kylie posted the most relatable thing on Instagram, which is her Love Island group chat, where everyone writes in invisible ink

because they might not all be caught up on the same episode. Like even we do that in our chat, you're two minutes ahead of me, I need invisible ink. I don't want you to spoil it for me. What was interesting is that Hailey Bieber is in the chat under Hailey Road, Sydney is in the chat, Devin Carlson and Kylie.

I would love to know what they were writing. Like, are they as mean as we are? The fact that Kylie, like that Hailey, not even Kylie, Hailey knows Huda is so crazy to me. I need to know what they're saying. Like, what I would do, can someone find a way to to transcribe this invisible text? I know, when I posted the screenshot of my group chat

using invisible text, because I wanted to be like Kylie, I was like, there's no way somebody can decode this, right? And I just want to ask you, so you started doing invisible text in our group chat to avoid spoilers. Was that something that you had seen, or are we all just having the same experience of like, hey, let's use invisible text?

No, I have a lot in common with Kylie Jenner and we both came to the conclusion. I also love Invisible Text. It's a great like, way to land a joke. It is, it's really good. I really wanna be in their group text. I know. Maybe that would be a sin.

It's okay, our group text is so good. And the good thing about us is that like, our group text is so good. Some people like have their group texts where they like say stuff about Love Island and they would like never say it on their podcast. We say it, you know, like what's in our group text is on our podcast.

Let's see what I wrote last night as we got into our TV recap. Last night we didn't have like a big, cause no one was really watching at the same time. Oh. Maybe I won't say this. Yeah, well, I do want to say there's been a lot of discourse.

I'll do the last one is the way that Clark is reading that text, jail. I feel bad for Clark. I don't have any issues with Clark except for the way she read the text of the person whose heart rate was raised the most. And she got to do it for the boys. And the delivery came with a jail sentence.

Yeah. Cause TJ did a good job of revealing who the girls. I didn't even notice it was TJ talking. I'm just hearing the answers. You're supposed to be invisible. She put too much Clarke into it. It begs the question, where's the host? I find myself asking this question all the time. Peacock like spends a lot of money on Ariana, right?

And they're like always like gassing her up. They fly, she lives in Fiji for the summer. She's literally there. She's on the property. And I find, and I know that this is just like what Love Island does that like cell phones run the recoupling ceremonies, but literally why? There's a host.

I don't know the reason, but I will say that- And then she comes for some challenges and she comes for not others. I'm glad that she doesn't come sometimes because they make such a meal out of her appearance, the walking slow. And like, I don't, just send a text please. Like, that's cut to the chase.

It's slow. So that was one retoupling that was really confusing and it was run by the phones, I forget which one. It was actually insane that there wasn't a host for it. I feel that way, but I also am new to Love Island. I always feel that way. And people are like, no, that's just like what the show it. I feel that way, but I also am new to Love Island. I always feel that way. And people are like, no, that's just like what the show does. Like the phones run the-

But the question is why? Like what's the reason- Why when there is a host? If there wasn't a host, I'd be like, all right, that's just like what the show does. But sometimes there's a host and sometimes there's not. Like, is she going over her hourly rate? Like is she working-

She's literally there. Cause I saw her on TikTok. She's working too many hours. She sits in a hotel room and just like waits to be called. I don't know. They obviously have a reason. And yes, what is the reason? The reason is the Motorola sponsorship because they're using those flip phones.

They look cute. They do look cute. Okay, so last night's heart rate challenge was, I guess, a departure from usual ones. Usually it's everybody performing individually. Like the girl will perform individually for all the guys, which makes a lot more sense than what last night was, Orgy Island.

It was one of the craziest things I've actually ever seen. And I know you're like a clutch your pearls type of girl. I'm actually not. Like it does take a lot. I saw you and Taylor Strecker talking about how like you're prudes. Like I'm not, like I have definitely like a conservative side, but for the most part, it takes a lot to shock me.

I found it to be just like absolutely disgusting. And I felt like this challenge was on par with the milk challenge where they were spitting in each other's mouth. That one might've been worse. That was worse for me. I do feel like I've been hardened and honestly, some of my innocence has been stolen for me

because now I watch this stuff and I'm like, do more. That's all, really? That's all you got? You're not gonna win with that move. Take your pants off. Give a live blowjob, like that's where we're headed. No, and we almost got there last night. Yeah, no, no, no, Claudia, we're like seriously, like minutes away from someone just like sticking a finger

and like, if someone like did that, cause like what's the difference really? Or someone like going under someone's shirt and grabbing their boobs, but that would be like, what's the difference really? Or someone like going under someone's shirt and grabbing their boobs. But that would be like sexual harassment. Harassment. So I feel like there were a couple of instances in last night's challenge where I could tell

that the person who was getting kissed or approached like did not want it. I felt bad for Sierra. All the guys and all the girls, ugh. Jackie, I was gonna say Sierra. For some reason, anytime a girl wanted to kiss a girl, they went for Sierra. Not Shelly, who has been open about her bisexuality.

Like you'd think she would be more open to kissing her girls. Well, Sierra has also initiated girl kisses in previous challenges, like with Shelly's show. Maybe she is also bisexual, and we just didn't like hear that because she came on later on the show. Like I think she's open to kissing girls,

but like to kiss everyone in the villa, like get away from me. I felt bad for her too. I really felt bad for her. I don't know if anybody counted, but like how many times somebody got pulled, she definitely got pulled the most. Yeah, yeah.

And speaking, when you were saying like, what if somebody went under and grabbed somebody's boobs? I feel like, and this is what a lot of people on social media are saying, I feel like that is what happened with Huda. And there's been a theory for like weeks that Ace likes Huda. So, and that's why he was like kind of mean to Jeremiah.

And that's why he voted Jeremiah off and he got his minions to vote Jeremiah off because he like wanted a piece of Huda. And so the fact that like his heart rate was elevated the most by Huda does validate that theory, but it also validates the theory that maybe something happened that they cut out because it does look like Shelley's

just like kind of being crazy, right? But Shelley's not a crazy person and she actually really understands this experiment and she's also kind of sexually free, right? She's very open about her sexuality. So I do think something was either cut or, or just went on longer than we saw. Like I think it was condensed.

I don't know if there was like an action that was cut and I'm gonna operate as if there wasn't because you could say that about anything at any time. But like Shelly and Chris are kissing on one side. They do their whole make out and then it's over. Huda and Asa are still kissing. So it's too long. She has her ass.

They're in 69 position. That's at first she's kissing him with her ass grinding on him, like they're having sex, you know, dry sex. Okay, but that's what everyone was doing. Okay, then she gets up and turns around and puts her thonged ass in his face and bounces on his face.

Then they cut, so I don't know how long that went on for, but I just think the whole thing was too long and too much for someone's, Ace is essentially Shelly's boyfriend. Like there's not that many couples in the house, I would say it's just Ace and Shelly and Nick and Sierra, where it's like, this is my person. Okay, maybe it's time to close off.

No, and also Sierra, Shelly and Huda are like, oh geez, and they're really good friends, or they were. Yes, maybe it's time to close off, and that's a separate conversation. Like, why doesn't anyone want to close off? And I don't even fault Shelly for going with Chris, cause like that's an established off and that's a separate conversation like why doesn't anyone want to close up and I don't even Fault Shelly for going with Chris cuz like that's an established connection She's gonna see it through Huda could have picked anyone in the villa to have her big one with right?

So everybody picked her best friend's man Everybody like went around the couch and diddled With the opposite sex and some of the same sex But then everybody also took one person and brought them back to the heart for like the grand finale diddled with the opposite sex and some of the same sex. But then everybody also took one person and brought them back to the heart for like the grand finale. So for Hoda to have taken her friend's man, it was obviously like her kind of asserting dominance

because Shelley is going still, you know, exploring with Chris. And I think Hoda knows like if, if Shelley will take Chris, Chris is going with Shelleylly, you know? Like Huda is very much like a plan B for Chris. What about Huda's love for Pepe? Why didn't you put Pepe? Don't you have a crush on him?

You sent Hannah home. So I do relate to Huda in that, obviously. But she hasn't even mentioned him, giving him another glance. Yeah, no, because she didn't actually care. She's just like holding onto people like life rafts. Like because ever since Jeremiah left, she's been really vulnerable many times

and she's been in the bottom a couple of times. I thought Shelly's reaction was completely appropriate. I just, I'm telling you, I've seen a lot of people being like, Shelly has no right. She's literally into Chris. Chris is Huda's partner. She's hooking up with Huda's partner. It's different.

Chris is in Huda's man. They're exploring and Shelly and Chris have the same relationship as Huda's partner, she's hooking up with Huda's partner. It's different. Chris is in Huda's man. They're exploring. And Shelly and Chris have the same relationship as Huda and Chris. Ace is Shelly's man. I care less about like who's right and who's wrong. Like thank you, Shelly. I'm ready for the girls to start turning on one another.

It has been boring as fuck. Everybody being so obsessed with being perceived as a girl's girl and not a mean girl. There's been no inter girl drama. And thank you, Shelly. Like I needed to see Andrina being so fucking two-faced. I lived for that. Like that's my girl right there.

I related to her a lot last night because she was just like talking to different girls and telling them what they wanted to hear. And then she also was into Pepe, like queen. And you know what is in a bad spot when she like needs two friends around her and she chooses Amaya and Andrina who are like the randos. Not her friends.

Not her friends. Not the crew. And like that means she's just like recycled Eurena who are like the randos. Not her friends. Of the house. Not the crew. And like that means she's just like recycled through friends and it's like, I can't explain like why that's so obvious. Like I'm just gonna pull the people who I know would just be happy to talk to me cause like they're kind of friendless here. It's like when everybody turned on Lisa Vanderpump

and so her only friend was Joyce Gerard. Like you know she was just holding onto her for dear life because she needed someone to talk to at the parties. And the fact that Shelly has all the OGs around her just goes to show like the state of things. And I think they all agreed with Shelly, which makes me think even more. So that something was cut.

Cause like we said, we saw their facial reactions and I was like, wait, I feel like something is missing because Pepe is getting involved. Yeah, there was no ambiguity. Ciara said she would feel the exact same way if it were Nick. Right. Alandria, who even though can't get her own mouse in order, that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that.

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I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that I'm not going to say that. and say what you want, like I hate Taylor, but like he has chosen Clark. That's his right, you know, we're exploring connections. Right. He's doing with Clark, he never did.

It's the opposite. With Alandria. So even though like it's a betrayal or whatever. And he's wrong and he should love her. They all keep saying, like they're not closed off and they're all experimenting and they're all exploring. So like, this is what happens. He found somebody he liked better.

And so we could argue on the ethics of that. But at the end of the day, she's now just like chasing after a man who does not want her, who has done her dirty. And she looks bad. Like I need her to go home desperately and find Jaylen. Coco should have stayed, like Coco, to me Coco is a Jaylen.

Like really not only like eligible young thing, most beautiful person, one of the most beautiful, not to compare it to Anabelle, looks everyone's beautiful, but like she was on another level. And there are other guys in the villa who had interest in her. Ship, Coco and Chris. When I saw that recoupling of Casa and Villa, I like was just like immediately,

I need Coco and Chris together. Me too. And there, see, there's nobody in the house for Olandria. Like that's been made clear. There are a couple of people For Coco. Yeah, so that like addition like these are the worst voters. They need their voting rights Yeah, every single vote they get wrong They were right to keep Elon but that's because the Casa people voted and they're you know, not as terrible at voting

And I just want to say Elan I don't know why they keep calling him Elon. I feel like to say, Elan, I don't know why they keep calling him Elan. I feel like his name is Elan. Yeah, they keep fucking up his name. Everyone's like, And to be honest, I am too. I don't know what it is. Somebody, I thought it was Elan.

I think it's Elan. I think Elan and Huda are a testament to peace in the Middle East because like, no, for real, they elevated each other's heart rates. Like, I think that what they could do for- For the situation. For the very volatile situation. Huda is Palestinian.

Elon, there's been rumors about Elon that he's an Israeli IDF soldier who killed Yawa Sinwar. He's Justin Chu. He's a curly haired Jew from Toronto. I feel like I went to camp with him. There's literally nothing nefarious about him. Having said that, I need them to have a convo and I feel like they could be a beacon of hope

and peace for the region. You think they could ease tensions? I do. It's very possible, honestly, and like this show kind of, they keep sort of falling into each other's mouths. The show has found themselves, like yeah, like they didn't need to cast like a Jew and a Palestinian, but they did.

And like, I feel like Jews are never on this show. Like it's not a show for Jews, you know, like they're in bathing suits all the time. Like they went out of their way and like, let's make it work. What if Elon and Huda won the show? And they donated the money to an organization. Right. Measures and they, I don't know, like it's possible.

I'm obviously being idealistic, but I just feel like- That's a winning couple, is that what you're saying? Yeah. So winning couples so far, Pepe and Andrina. By the way, Andrina makes me- Yes, by the way, if they get together, if they get together- Andrina makes me so sad. Why?

Like nobody came into the villa with like more- Hype. Like steam behind them. Like every guy was ready to drop their girl for her. Casa Amor like sort of like derailed all of her momentum. So she chose Jeremiah. He gets sent home. Casa Amor, she just becomes like one of the girls again.

And like, she doesn't have any friends and like, these guys, all the girls are new to them. So like she didn't even get her like shiny new thing moment. And now she comes back into the villa is just like a random, like she's just giving such rando and I just want more for her. Cause I really like her. Are you okay?

Did you think I froze? Not for a second. I thought maybe like you were unwell. Oh my God. I wanted, I've been planning the whole episode. No, I can like hear the background noise continuing to move. I thought maybe like your coccidinia had you in a tizzy. Oh no, I really wanted to.

I thought you were maybe holding a moment of silence for Andrina. For what could have been Andrina's future. I like that better, that's what I was doing. That's what I thought, I thought you were about to like just land one on me. Oh, shit. I thought it was a performative joke. No, it wasn't.

I was like trying to just like prank you. Yikes. Okay, moving on. I agree with you. Like what could have been Andrina's future? Like the timing, all of it, like it just, it was squandered. Yeah, she's just like so random in the villa. And like, so I'm glad that her and Pepe, and it must be like- I feel like she's also just kind of like happy with whoever she's just like so random in the villa. And like, so I'm glad that her and Pepe, and it must be like-

I feel like she's also just kind of like happy with whoever she's with. She's not super, like she- She's never had a boyfriend. She liked that guy. By the way, did you see Michael B. Jordan like likes her photos? What the hell is she doing on the show?

I don't know, but she's never had a boyfriend. I do feel like she would just be excited for someone to like her and she can't catch a break. And I think from last night's challenge, we really need to think about like, who were the mutuals heart raised by? Like Pepe and Andrina, like I think now they're like looking at each other

a little differently. I feel like that sort of sent a signal to both of them. Like, oh, I mean, Huda and Ace are another one though. That, by the way, they're the same height, it's perfect. That would be like, that's, the season does feel like it's getting a little stale, right? And I'm so over the OGs. They have this like really toxic loyalty to each other

and they're like not interesting anymore. And so- But on the other hand, I can't handle a new person. No, me either. I don't wanna meet anyone else. The show needs a shakeup, like a really big one. I thought it was gonna be Nicolandria. It's not.

Nicolandria. Maybe it's gonna be Hace. Maybe it's gonna be Hace. Maybe it's gonna be Hace. And you know's going to be Hase. Maybe it's going to be Hase. And you know who else is a winning couple? My King and Queen. Let me think, let me think, let me think. Who's left?

Austin and Jayden? No. They're so irrelevant. Like I actually, I respect her. She does not like him. No, but I respect her because she's like trying to be an influencer like she needs to stay on. And if she chose Nick in that ceremony,

she was getting sent home the next day. But I said the same thing. She chose Austin to stay on the show. Yes, wisely. And that's like best for Jade and self, but like her heart rate was raised the most by Nick. She played that all wrong in the sense of like, she has no chance with him anymore

because now Nick is like obsessed with Sierra as he should have been. So wait, who were you referring to? Iris and TJ. Oh yeah, yeah, by the way. Babes. Iris and TJ like are bland, yeah, by the way. My faves. Iris and TJ, like are bland, give us nothing, but they're like loyal and steadfast.

And they do look like siblings, which more often than not, like a couple that looks like they could be related are gonna be together forever. Like if in 50 years time, they have three grandchildren, like I will not be surprised. There's just like too normal for this show. And I get like nervous for her in the challenges. They're like boring. Cause I'm like, what are you going to do?

Like when the twerk- That's how I felt about Clark. Yeah. Because she also doesn't have like all the girls hyping her up, but I feel like they did a good job with like making her feel- They hate her, but they didn't want to make her feel. I don't know why she just doesn't give me the vibes. Like everybody else, like she's down to orgy Clark.

She's see, I don't know what it is about her. She seems kind of shy. I think she's always like putting her hair in front of her face. Like a shy girl would. Yeah. And like, she doesn't have a lot of friends in the villa, just Jayden and Grayson. Yeah, but they're weak.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's like what you're going to go around and make out with everyone. Like they, it's just really awkward. So I feel that way sometimes for the challenges. Like some people are of course going to turn up. Sierra's like built for this. She's so good at it.

But then some people I feel really awkward. And I thought Iris did a good job and like she didn't debase herself. Yes, exactly. They went first and I'm glad they went first. Yeah. She was like a puppy. It was really cute.

Kind of ship her and Pepe. Pepe's just the kind of guy who like goes well with whatever woman's on his arm. He's a pot that fits with many lids. Yeah, maybe turd self lid. No. Maybe turd self lid. You know?

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