The Toast - Mickey Mouse’s Bachelorette Party: Monday, June 5th, 2023

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody's having a great day. I know I am because... Because you like it? Because I like it. Yeah, that's right. That's reason enough for me to be having a great day.

Jackie, that's beautiful. Thanks, but I enough for me to be having a great day. Jackie, that's beautiful. Thanks, but I'm so glad you're having a great day. It's a beautiful day outside. It's a beautiful Monday. We had a beautiful weekend. I got lots of turd-y loot time. You did. You did.

You did. And for that, I feel blessed. Yeah, it was kind of like an amazing weekend. I didn't, not that this should be like revolutionary, but I didn't drink, which just makes the weekend so much longer. Yeah. When I woke up on Sunday, I pretty much, I thought it was Monday and I'm like, but it wasn't.

It was Sunday. Yeah. And then we had a nice girly swirly day. Yeah, we had girly swirly day Saturday and Sunday. Like I came over to your house Saturday. I did go to Zabar's. Just like a quick update from Friday's episode. I did get like a lot of backlash from the New York community being like, Eli's isn't Zabar's.

Okay, so like Zabar's. Oh my God, shut up. Zabar's is like the original one location on the upper west side and then like different members of the Zabar's family opened like grocery stores restaurants Eli's marketplace Eli's essentials I do agree with that because there is like Zabar's and that Zabar's and like you were taken in by Eli's world yeah but I think you can colloquially call it Zabar's without the pitchforks. Yeah, without being attacked. Yeah, I think that's a little extreme.

But I do know what they're saying because Zabar's is different than like what we saw and what we were so taken by. No, but like they're all like the same. Yeah, yeah. Well, you brought me a bounty. I thought you were saying you got backlash from your hall because you did a little TikTok call so I went to Zabar's before I went to Jackie's apartment on Saturday me and Ben just like Ben was Ben also like classic New Yorker I'm sure he's been to

Zabar's but really until I opened his eyes to like the magic of it he was kind of you know moving through life not even thinking about zay bars and now it's all we think about yeah how are you gonna get to zay bars where can you go that's a close to a zay bars you can work in a trip to zay you know our our lease is almost up and like we are heavily thinking about moving near a zay bars or an eli's location um but on saturday like i wanted to stock my house with delicious treats but then i was also going to Jack's house and I'm like you know this pregnant girl needs this delicious food the bebe needs this delicious food as we're calling him Larry little Harry he needs Larry needs sourdough Larry needs these cookies so I went so hard I spent and by the way when I went to the Zabars

just during our doctor's appointments on Friday I just picked up like a bagel and a bottle of water. Like I remember getting two bagels, two waters and a muffin and it was $19. And I was like, I was unfazed by the $19. You know, in this climate, inflation, ice cream is $10. I was like, all right. I didn't even blink. I'm like, okay, 19. Then me and Ben are parading through the store for like the first 15 minutes. We are throwing everything in our cart. And then we get to these delicious organic homemade jams. And Ben decides to look at the price of something. I'm like, oh yeah, we should probably like see what the vibe is here. Jam, $30. $30 for motherfucking jam. And that's when we kind of took everything in our cart and we're like looking at all the prices and we did put some things back but some of the essentials I was like you know what we're paying for the experience and I I figured you know maybe Jackie will pay me back

for the stuff I'm getting her and like it won't cost as much um she did not pay me back I'm kidding I would never I would never it was a gift it was a gift it was a gift okay it didn't occur to me but I'm happy to pay you no no it was a gift I stand by my gift. It was a gift. Okay. It didn't occur to me, but I'm happy to pay you. No, no. It was a gift. I stand by my gift. I'm not like that at all. I'm just, I'm simply not.

It was just very jarring. And so, you know, people on TikTok are always talking about Erewhon in LA. I've actually never been to Erewhon, but it's similar. It's like an upscale grocery store. It's supposed to be like for the essentials. And like a water bottle is $15. And I just figured that those people need to know about Zabars, where a jam is $30 and a box of cookies is $25. Yeah but I feel like I've been to an Erewhon before and I do feel as though you're kind of paying for the name and the experience and like some hoity-toity like value set whereas at Zabar's like you're paying

for a loaf of bread like you're paying for sustenance and you're getting food. I feel like at Air One, you're not getting food. You're just getting vibes. That's true. I have to say, though, I really can't blame a business owner for hiking their prices up during this economy. Like, if anything, it's their right. And, you know, I felt good about supporting the economy. Like, I'm just trying to put a positive spin on it, you know?

Yeah, no, and I've been loving my bounty. I had some bread this morning. I had sourdough and eggs. How good is that bread? So good. It's like really inspired me to want to make more sandwiches. I actually was going to do like a call out on my IG story. Like what are some good sandwiches for pregnant ladies?

Because all the good ones we can't eat. Like a turkey sandwich. Like with deli meats, you know? Oh, that sucks sucks so I need to get creative and make some sandwiches before the bread goes bad yeah I had a sandwich last night too a delicious grilled chez I don't really love that's what I was saying to Ben I don't really love sandwiches that's because I don't really like like sweaty meats and most people will have like a turkey sandwich a pastrami sandwich I don't like what other

sandwiches are there I pretty much eat peanut butter and jelly and grilled cheese which is like kids menu. I like a tuna sandwich. Can't have it. Hate. But yeah no that's why you need to like have a caprese or something. I know. So I like love the concept of sandwiches. Like I think if somebody were to be like let's have sandwiches I would say yes let's. But in actuality in execution I don't really like know what sandwiches are there for me why can't you have a turkey sandwich you love turkey I do love deli turkey like that you can like roll up and just pop in your mouth but not like in a sandwich well that's because you don't like lettuce and I don't like the accoutrement and you need it you can't just have turkey on bread it's too dry right you need mustard lettuce pickles and you don't like the accoutrement. And you need it. You can't just have turkey on bread. It's too dry.

Right. You need mustard, lettuce, pickles. And you don't fuck with any of those things. I do not. That's why you don't like it. You see. You see this predicament I found myself in with my big loaf of sourdough. Yeah.

But I think you'll find your way out. One thing about me, like I'm going to figure it out. Yeah. She perseveres that dirty. And then speaking of perseverance, something really kind of difficult that I experienced this weekend that was really hard for me on Sunday. I woke up alone. Ben was golfing, whatever. And I was like, you know what? I was bored. So I'm like, I'm going to take myself out to lunch. And I brought my Kindle and I was like so excited. And I was going to your house afterwards so I figured I really needed to bring Theo with me because I don't want to leave Theo home alone

all day and he should be able to see Bruce whenever he wants like so I took Theo I took Theo to lunch with me I took Theo to lunch with me at a restaurant that I always see dogs at so I know it's dog friendly they didn't give me shit at all they were totally nice but my god Theo is not a restaurant dog I see other dogs in restaurants and they're just laying at the owner's feet like sleeping being so sweet Theo did not sit for one moment there actually came a point he was on the leash under the table I was just trying to just keep him under there there was one point where he fully barked and I was humiliated I was embarrassed in the actual meeting oh no you know the actual meeting is pregnant in the English meeting yeah I embarrassed

that's humiliating that your boy did that to you he was jumping up on the table so then I like put him in my lap and I was like sit down and then the lady came over she's like I'm really sorry you can't have the dog up on the booth and And I'm like you know what that's fair. That's quite just literally disgusting. So I put him back on the floor. I ate my lunch so rushed I didn't even get to read. I was eating my wrap with one hand and like caressing Theo with the other. Giving him little bits of lettuce so he would just shut up.

And I don't know at what point. Like is it either you like have a dog fit for restaurants or you don't. Is it something that they learn. Well my theory was that it comes with age. Like he's just a little too young and excited to be in a restaurant. But I think some of the older dogs can handle it better. But I also think that there are just dogs that are trained for that sort of environment. And Theo's not.

No. And there are also just some dogs who aren't like hungry dogs. Like the reason why Theo was being so nuts was because he was hungry like Theo could have literally accidentally gotten into his entire 15 pound bag of kibble and he'd still be hungry afterwards like that's my stride yeah he doesn't say no to food and I don't think all dogs are like that I think some dogs like eat and they're good and I don't know they don't I don't think so just do all dogs literally spend all day every ounce of their brain power looking for food maybe like all dogs except like chihuahuas they don't have like that much space

you know yeah but it's the it's not the chihuahuas who are chill at the restaurant by the way you know the last time I went that really inspired me I saw this enormous golden doodle just like chilling damn I don't know what it is maybe people could give you tips I personally have been thinking about and I'm not gonna do it because like because I have a baby so I think it's really silly but I'm kind of loving like dog strollers like when I see someone with a stroller for their dog I'm so jealous like I know that the strisand would love it but like how can I finagle like a real stroller and a dog stroller? No you can't. I'm sure they have like duos. Yeah I'm sure they do but also Strystan usually goes in the undercarriage of the stroller and he likes that. But I usually just don't walk with him and

the stroller because it's a mess. But I feel like if you got Theo like a little houseboat for himself then like. Theo loves to walk. Oh he loves to loves to walk see stri doesn't like to use those little legs no he cries when he walks he's like mom can we go back to bed yeah like he just like wants to be picked up yeah no he's literally like meant for a stroller by the way the way that you feel about like jog strollers is the way that I've started to feel I was having this conversation with Ben and he was like those are disgusting I can't believe I think that leashes for kids is the smartest idea. And they're not leashes. It's not like a collar around the kid's neck. Yeah. It's like a harness. It's like a

tether. Yeah. It's like a backpack. Because when I'm, I always like, I have such sympathy for like moms in the streets who have like a stroller and then two toddlers and the toddlers are running ahead. And you know, there's cars, there's streetlights, there's pedestrian like laws that kids don't know about. I don't, kids don't know about I don't I don't know if I'm gonna get canceled but like if and when I become a mom like I will be tethering the shit out of my kids to my hips I they can't be running around these streets yeah I don't think it's a bad idea either it's good for the mom and it's good for the kids and as long it's not around their neck like it's like a backpack that you clip onto or something. Yeah. And I do see the logic in it as well.

No, I think that like kid leashes need to be rebranded because whoever gave them like the name leash, it's like what you're going to treat a human like a dog. I get it. But there is enormous benefits when I every day I leave the house, I see someone I'm like, you know, you need a leash. Like when you have a stroller and like your job is the stroller but then you have two little toddlers like and the kids love to just run ahead run ahead run ahead no yeah and I don't think it's necessary if you live in the suburbs but like when I see kids walking these mean streets of Manhattan it's so busy anything

can go wrong all it takes is a second I think I'm gonna go on Shark Tank and I'm gonna start like a business but we're we're kind of taking back the power name tethers is tether bad like your children should be tethered to you yeah I think tether is good tether kid you're a tether kid you should have been a tether kid I was the exact type of kid who needed to be tethered and I didn't even live in the city when I was at my like height of energy. But it's also good for like when you're taking your kids to the mall or like to the airport. Like any concert. Concert. Honestly, we should use it like for friends.

Like the buddy system. Like, oh, me and you are going to a concert and we don't want to get separated. Let's tether ourselves. I completely agree. Let's. Wow. Makes you think. Makes you think. Just a billion dollar idea on a Monday morning. Right. And that's the kind of ingenuity you can come to expect here at the Toast. Yeah. And we never make any of these ideas come to fruition. So they're kind of like

open IPs and you could pick one up and make it your own at any time and we'll just be happy to enjoy the product that we dreamed of. No, and a percentage in royalty. We're not stupid. Oh, really? How can we insure that? No, we're just asking. The toasters will give us.

The toasters, whatever toaster one of these days decides to take on one of the ideas, we spout here at the toast. They will give 1% to us, and then when it becomes a multi-billion dollar company, we'll just be like raking in our 1% in Turks and Caicos okay so one percent for you one percent for me two each two and a half each and then one for Bryce one for Strice because we couldn't do it without them also they literally inspired this idea yeah but they literally don't have bank accounts so I'm not about to like give an honorary percentage to a dog when that percentage could be mine yeah Bruno lost all his money in crypto and he's like not been okay ever since. I've actually I've noticed a shift I didn't realize he was going

through that. Yeah he is so now he just has to like come to me and do his chores and it's just things are different for him. He can't take Magnolia to the Maldives whenever he wants. You know I think it's actually good he was like flying a little too high. 100% every day asked me for five grand to take Knowles to the Maldives. I'm like what the fuck do you guys do there? A hundred percent. Every day ask me for five grand to take Knowles to the Maldys. I'm like, what the fuck do you guys do there? You say Bruno.

I haven't even been to the Maldys. Literally. So let's talk shop. Let's talk what's going on. Let's talk what's happening on this episode and what's happening this week. Okay. So I know that you are like using your bed rest for good. You are watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

And I think we should do like a full recap. We haven't been keeping up with this season I have a like very late though and I did skip like three episodes because I just couldn't yeah um we have let's do that in the tv recap okay because I am about halfway through the season I'm on I'm in Ireland they're on their trip it was a dark trip yeah oh I guess they they just finished their trip it's the season is so crazy I'm glad to be watching it all together though because like I don't have that many thoughts episodically like I'm just enjoying it and I also love the women I also love the way that they've built the cast now where it's like we have our core cast but we have like probably double the amount of people and just like friends of and so when we go on a trip there's just like so many people and personalities and it's not like the same we actually we do wind up having the same conversations at every meal about how Rachel

right is a rat and Margaret has an arsenal every single meal we talk about Margaret's arsenal um but other than it's like nice to see like just fresh it's a cool dynamic it's not just the same five people like Jackie's there and and they don't have to do the most but they add a little something so I'm really enjoying the the season so we'll do that in tv recap and then I also want to talk about a show that I watch that a lot of people recommended um I'm only on episode three it's called love and death on HBO max or excuse me max and I think you would love it and I want to talk about it in tv recap okay I'll add it to my content plate uh is it depressing that's a good question it's like it's not okay then then great but it's not it's not like uplifting no I don't need it to be Ted Lasso

I just feel like I always go to watch a show especially like fictional drama shows and like that every single one is depressing like intentionally set out to depress me. And I don't need uplifting nonsense. I just like want a regular degular fucking show. So we'll do that. And then this week I got my schedule all together over the weekend. I'm excited. So today we're doing audio only.

If you're on YouTube, apologies. Audio only Jackson Claude. And then we're also doing audio only Jackson Claude on Thursday because we had the foresight to realize Wednesday night is Vanderpump Rules. And so we need to be together for the recap on Thursday. And then we're also going to be together on Friday because Friday is just like a special day for us. So Monday, Thursday, Friday is audio-only Jackson Claude.

Fridays in general are special. You're making it seem like we have like a big thing on Friday. Oh, no. Just like you and I have like a deep connection to the day Friday. The day of the Friday yeah. Exactly and then for Tuesday Wednesday we could have still done audio only but you know me like IT department has to get a video up. So tomorrow we have just a check-in with Taylor Strecker which I'm really excited to do because she's just been like traveling on tour with Stassi so we'll like get the tea and she's just like a great pop culture girl. I loved and the Toasters love her like that nothing brings me more joy than like

a regular degular kind of one of our go-to fill-ins who people love like Margot Ben and Taylor Strecker I know like we're not gonna get hate for you know and then Wednesday we have Joey Kamasta coming back which honestly I didn't realize how much of a movement there was within the Toaster community to bring Joey back Joey came on a year ago during your maternity leave. And then I think he was on like a few years before that just with you and I as a guest. And he was dazzled everyone. And he has this new life, like this new career at Barstool that has really just given him like a new audience. And I think the toasters are going to love the episode.

I mean, I haven't recorded it yet, but I just have a feeling it's going to be great. And they were so happy that Joey's coming back the comments for Joey were crazy crazy which makes me so I mean the last time he came on he really was when he told the story about shitting his pants in the uber like Malsaschini if you haven't um heard that episode like I highly suggest going back to last maternity leave it was what May February March March no because yeah we took off February like we took off like from February to March so it would have been like late March or April go look the 2022 episode with Joey Camasta it's if you are unfamiliar with his work in preparation for Wednesday so I feel really good about where the schedule is at this week I feel good that

like you're gonna be here but you're also gonna get like you know a couple of days off to just relax and chill and eat sourdough sandwiches literally to eat sandwiches so I feel good I feel good that you feel good it's a good balance of Jackson Claude and also like Claude thirsting out in the studio on camera being the snatchler which she has to do like she looks great and you gotta see her and I forgot to tell you this, but like Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night of this week, oh, that's literally today, tonight, tomorrow, and the day after, I have plans to get dressed in Sailor all three nights

at three Taylor-frequented restaurants. Do you know that Wednesday night you have plans with Margot? Oshry? Yeah. She was telling me you guys were going to a concert and I was like oh i know

everything about claudia's schedule and she hasn't mentioned it because i know your schedule oh shit i figured you forgot because i hadn't heard about it oh shit did she get tickets yes she said like i asked her what she was doing this week and like that's what she's doing on wednesday she's hanging out with you. Oh, fuck me in the ass. What plans did you make? I was going to go to dinner with this guy, Blake. I wonder if he listens to The Toast, who Ben knows through Spritz. And Ben was just like, you'll really like this guy.

Like, you guys are very similar. He, like, loves Housewives. And then I went to his Instagram and, like, all of his pictures are just hanging out with different Housewives. So I was like, I have to meet this guy. But shit, I think I might have to reschedule I forgot I had concert tickets or maybe you could like do both dinner before the show or something yeah yeah yeah yeah shit oh I have to talk to Ben Ben hates when I'm the worst with my calendar I didn't realize it was June 7th already yes me and Margo had concert tickets I totally forgot yeah I figured you forgot because

it just sounded so you had dinner with her last night and she was she was talking about it like the plans were on yeah yeah because I was asking her like what she has coming up this week we had um pulled brisket sandwiches together you did yeah we did how was it I've been telling Jackie because I got her these brioche hamburger buns from Zabar all we talk about is sandwiches I know but I and by the way Friday's episode being called sandwich slut like today's episode should have been called sandwich slut I put in our cart these brioche hamburger buns and I was like you know what I wasn't sure who they were going to be for and honestly my my price like my bill was already so high I couldn't take two I'm like you know what I'll give these to Jackie and it's been the biggest regret of my life but she was like I want to

make a sandwich with the brioche buns what should I do and I'm like it's been the biggest regret of my life. But she was like, I want to make a sandwich with the brioche buns. What should I do? And I'm like, it's such a sandwich because it's such a bread for like a wet kind of saucy meat that I thought pulled brisket. So you did it. How was it? It was good, but I actually didn't wind up using your buns even because the buns from the place that you told me to order the brisket from were like perfectly good. And so I just didn't rearrange. So I still have the buns. Do you have any extra brisket? No. Shit. Yeah. like perfectly good and so I just didn't rearrange so I still have the buns do you have any extra brisket no shit yeah but I could give you the buns I still haven't opened them no like they're for you and I want you to enjoy them like it would make me happier if you would

just eat them yeah I need a sloppy joe yes you do should I have been make you some and I'll bring it over? Yes. That's what. Well, actually, not to ruin a surprise, but me and Ben defrosted beef. And I was going to make a vat of chili and bring it to you. And the second we defrosted the meat, Ben opened the pack and it smelled like raw eggs. It was like a bad thing of meat.

Oh, my God. So that was like the plan was kind of aborted. I really appreciate the effort. Um, it just only at Turdy's house. Do those things happen? A hundred percent. Something about your kitchen is cursed. That's another reason why you have to move. No, I know. I think there's like a rogue element in your kitchen that goes around like fucking with your food. But I think that rogue element follows me from apartment to apartment because all of my kitchens and all the apartments I've ever lived in, I am unable to properly cook something. it's me hi I'm the problem it's me not the kitchen

there's a little bit of like education that goes into like meat handling and stuff you know like temperatures it was Ben it wasn't me I was literally sitting on the couch yeah but like when the meat arrived whenever you bought it what directly in the freezer oh i don't fuck around with meat yeah oh my god i totally forgot about this you need to go to a meat education class i need to go to meatspin.com i think that's what i need to do you do i think that's what i need to do um this concert just really like threw a loop through my whole week I was supposed to get dressed and say alert I mean you don't have to go no like Margot bought tickets and I told her I

wanted to go and it's do you know who Noah Khan is yeah stick season and I love her mom but it's the season of this and he's like really good and I've actually been listening to his album a lot if I get too close like I should go I should go and like this I don't know if I told you this but like you know how this is my year of yes which by the way I'm kind of crushing do you agree yeah this is also like my summer of concerts like I love concerts and I should just go oh that's nice I love a summer of concerts I literally used to go to a concert every three days like before COVID it's so fun yeah it's so fun I'm gonna go I'm gonna have to tell Ben to reschedule the dinner Blake if you're hearing this I'm so sorry yeah you could always do another dinner like it's just Noah can't

be rescheduled I know I don't think Blake lives here that's the thing I think he like came to town for a few days oh maybe a lunch I'll try and make it work yeah maybe a lunch i love a lunch yeah lunch is good lunch is really good just don't bring theo a hundred percent lesson learned um okay well i feel like now we could get into the stories if we must if we wanted to and i do do you uh yeah sure Jackie there means do you Jackie do you do you what's that what ad is that we I don't want to say the brand but like probably a year ago we got like a six ad buy from like a very prestigious brand and their copy was just like a little cringe it was like do you do you and I couldn't say it I know but I'm trying to remember what brand it was. I think I remember.

I'm not going to forsake them on this platform. And it was just really hard for us to not say. Because they supported us. It's not hard. It's just hard for us to not say, like, do you do-da-do? Do-da-do? Like, no, I was like, do you do you? It's a trick.

It was a tongue twister. It was. Well, I look forward to seeing what the brands have cooked up for us today. And without further ado about whether or not you do you, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. Today's episode is brought to you by Skylight Frames, just in time for Father's Day. With Father's Day coming up, are you ready to give the best gift ever?

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with a 25 year old okay this is like kind of crazy can't believe, like, we know what's going on. I know. She's so, like, private. I honestly couldn't even tell you the name of her husband before. I didn't know she was married. Yeah. Didn't know any of this. But Natalie Portman and her ballet dancer husband are battling.

Oh, how black swan of her. I know. Are battling to save their marriage after she discovered that he had an affair with a 25-year-old woman. Sources tell Page Six. They're told the pair, who married in 2012, separated last year but managed to work through their relationship woes. Now their marriage has once again been rocked by revelations that he cheated. New photographs from France suggest that the former ballet principal dancer has been spending time a glamorous young climate activist Camille Etienne. Greta?

Not Greta. Friend of Greta. F-O-G. F-O-G. A source told Page Six that they have not split and are trying to work things out. Ben is doing everything he can to get Natalie to forgive him. He loves her and their family. So they're like working through this. But I guess now. How old is Natalie Portman? How old is Natalie Portman? She is, I guess I could Google. Because I have a thought, but I just need to know her age. 41. Okay.

And I'm assuming he's, like, around a similar age. Let me just confirm. Millipied age. 45. Okay. So I really do believe that, like, people can like get through infidelity I think that like it's really hard but I definitely respect anyone who tries to but there's something different about like having an affair versus having an affair with a woman 20 years younger than you like first of all it's gross second of all like I just think it's like a

even more depraved level of affair to go with someone like so young and impressionable and I don't think that I would be able to work through this is kind of my point interesting I mean like her being so young makes it literally so much worse yeah I don't know that I would be able to either but actually this was a conversation on Real Housewives of New Jersey in the episode I was just watching. Because Jen Fessler. Like took a break from her husband. Because he had an affair. And then they separated.

And they got back together. And of course like Jennifer Aiden. And the women made like strong cases. For like you can work through it. But I agree. Yeah. Something about this. I would say get the fuck out of my face.

Right. Like there are certain. Affairs that relationships. Like can't come back from. like kind of like you know Tom and Raquel like it being the wife's best friend like that takes it to another level so like okay like fucking somebody at work like that's kind of like the the best if you know like just a random when it's somebody like in your circle like a friend or a, like that takes it to another level. And I think going with somebody 20 years younger than you adds so much more insult to injury. It's so disgusting.

And I think it shows like a characteristic in a person I wouldn't want to be married to. You know? Yeah. No, you make a very good point. It is different. It's disgusting. It's like you're looking for something that that you're never gonna find you're never gonna find is no longer there is no longer like who you are and if that's like you what you want to do with your life then this life is never going to be for you right because the whole point of a marriage

with you know with an equal is that you grow old together so if you're seeking and chasing youth then we have nothing to discuss anymore you know yeah like this is disgusting and the way like I hate this man and I had quite literally never heard his name like good for Natalie for trying to make it work it's clear that like she's committed to making her marriage work this isn't the first time that they've experienced like a break or whatever um so I commend the effort but like I think some things are unforgivable and I'm not saying that infidelity is always unforgivable like I do think people can work through them you have to be like extremely strong yeah um but it's reminding me a lot of the show that I'm watching Love and Death which is all about affairs oh

interesting so do you feel more passionately about it because of the show? No, because in the show, like, you kind of become obsessed with the two people having an affair. You know, you're like, yes. Toxic. It's so fucked. It's so fucked up. But, like, in that situation, the people having an affair, like, they all know each other. So it's like a friend sleeping with a friend's husband, which is another level of disgust. Yeah, I agree.

This makes it worse. And I just can't believe that we know this level of information about someone who's like really so private I guess it's like those French photographs that like under it's always like the Daily Mail out here telling us things we really shouldn't know yeah like it's giving Dominic West and Lily James that was still such a crazy time in American history that not enough people like really cared about. I kind of ship now with a little hindsight.

No that's the thing. That's the thing about Downton Abbey is that once a character appears on Downton Abbey they automatically become my favorite character. And he was in the most recent movie. And when I tell you there was not an actor on this planet I disliked more than Dominic West because his character on The Affair was the worst and then he did that Lily James thing I was like this guy's fucking disgusting and then he went on The Crown and and then he went on um Downton Abbey and I kind of am obsessed yeah also The Crown even

though he played person's Charles like he did a really good job with the show and he just became a part of the cast and the history and like yeah I turned a corner. Is he on the final season or they go to an older Charles now? I don't know. I feel like he is because this season is like about Diana's death. Yeah but it's also like William and Kate. Have you been seeing all those images? Oh yes I have. Yes yes yes. It has to be someone older. Yeah they can make him look older. I know but they like to graduate. That's like my favorite and least favorite thing about the crown. That like you fall in love like the way I fucking loved Olivia Colman as the queen.

And this new girl is not doing it for me. Most of the time when they replace someone you love like you still fall in love with the next person. Like they really do a very good job. But Olivia Colman was a tough loss for me. I didn't feel as strongly about Olivia Colman I liked Claire Foy and I do feel like Imelda Staunton who's the new queen like she's getting a lot of hate and she well yeah she got like people because she's also from Harry Potter Lord of the Rings or something and so she's like too recognizable people can't see her as something else and she's playing the queen in her flop era. And I just think the odds are stacked against her.

And I want to support her. That's true. But I remember like loving Claire Foy when I first started watching The Crown. And you were like, by the way, I was like binging it late. You were like, the next two seasons, she's not in. Like they do this thing where they, you know, cycle out characters. And I was so upset. And then immediately I loved Olivia Colman.

So it's like, I'm open to loving. But she is not doing it for me. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't know if she's – I feel like she's in the next one too. Even Philip. Like I did not want to give up on Matt Smith. Like I – but the next guy they got, I'm like, you know what?

Tobias Menzies was good. And then also, you know, the guy from Game of Thrones, Shame. Oh, excellent. The shamer. He's excellent shame but that by the way that's like another oh no in Ted Lasso Rebecca's assistant you know Rebecca's the shame woman oh right I didn't know that wait wait what no she's not no Claudia I think she is she was pulled from the west end she's

like a broadway london girl claudia i'm pretty sure she is the woman yeah google it you're at your computer oh no i believe you i believe you have to see her in her shame garb okay hold on hold on rebecca waddingham oh no not rebecca what's her name hannah waddingham actually it's game of thrones oh oh my god it's literally her i don't believe oh my god okay that changes things well what i was gonna say about ted lasso is her assistant like that you know funny british chubby guy he's Sprout yes from game Downton Abbey yeah I just love this little circle of like British characters you know yeah love Sprout I cannot believe that Rebecca is shame uh-huh that this is like as mind-blowing to me when I found out that Tom Wamsgam is Mr. Darcy yeah I agree wow her versatility is unmatched unmatched well i mean that woman

was fucking horrible on game of thrones like the most evil bitch oh my god i'm in shock i'm in shock yeah i'm sorry she even got another role after that and wasn't just typecast. Because she was so compelling. Holy shit. Are you ready for our next story? I guess. I'm just still kind of digesting this news. I know. Sorry, I didn't mean to blow your mind this morning.

No, it's so important to know facts like that. It is. Especially at the Toast. We live for facts like that. We live for facts like that. Our next story, someone else is responding to being typecast in one way or another. Ryan Gosling responds to the criticism that he's too old to play Ken in Barbie. So Ryan Gosling heard Claudia on the toast.

And he's clapping back at the trolls who have a problem with him being cast as Ken. Not him calling me a troll. I'm giving, giving like valid criticism. I don't think trolls is his word, to be fair. So he did an interview with GQ this week and he said, I would say, you know, if people don't want to play with my Ken, there are many other Kens to play with. He said that he thinks this discourse is funny given that people didn't think about Ken before he was cast.

But suddenly it's like, no, we've cared about Ken this whole time. No, you didn't. You never did. You never cared. Barbie never fucked with Ken. That's the point. He said if you really ever cared about Ken, you would know that nobody cared about Ken.

So your hypocrisy is exposed. This is why his story must be told. Okay. Alternate headline to this story. Ryan Gosling is deeply unwell i don't know what does that even mean i don't know if this is like a joke question mark question mark first of all it's like not that deep ken's story needs to be told this honestly sounds like a satire of what actors say you know yeah like an snl skit yeah

wait what read it again read it again he said suddenly it's like no we cared about ken this whole time like because he said that he didn't think people cared who was gonna play ken before that he said no well maybe it wasn't a priority because we were all obviously like who's gonna play barbie because like women are more interesting and it's the barbie movie so maybe yeah he wasn't like a top priority but we just assumed they wouldn't fuck it up yeah he said although no one believes although he believes no one cares about ken he admitted that he feels like his that he's the character's representative he said quote i care about this dude now i'm like his representative ken couldn't show up to receive this award so I'm here to accept it for him oh my god he's really lost his fucking mind I felt like you know I think one of the things everybody loves about Ryan Gosling

he's he's so not Hollywood like he doesn't you know go out we never see pictures of him and Ava Mendez like he's so private I feel like he has a really normal life and he doesn't become one of these like LA Hollywood actors with like their head so far up their own ass but he kind of sounds like he's just like a part of the Hollywood machine this is like next level stupid or he's just like taking the parody of it all very seriously like I feel like this whole movie is a parody and like I don't know he just went down like in response to criticism he's just like went down a clown's path and it's a path you know it's a choice it is a choice and I respect a choice being made I just want to say yeah instead of like him keeling over and being like I am old I am wrinkly no here's the thing what's so interesting is like to me they could not have cast a more perfect Barbie like

I don't know any woman in Hollywood who could do it as good as Margot Robbie and she in my mind is not too old but literally I think her and Ryan Gosling are the same age yeah they're like in the same generation you know I feel like when they cast her I wasn't I didn't think it was the best choice no I remember being like duh who's the Barbie of Hollywood I don't know well honestly like maybe Sidney Sweeney now but like you know what I mean yeah actually we've been talking about this movie for years I know and it's still like confounding because it's not out yet no one knows what it's about and they just like you know by the way they released another trailer okay and it's what we

thought like she has to go to the experience the real world to like her best Barbie yeah it's what we thought. Like she has to go to experience the real world to like be her best Barbie. Yeah, it's like similar to Elf. She gets like this challenge from Kate McKinnon. She's like you can either keep wearing the heels or then gives her a Birkenstock or experience the real world. Cringe, but okay. Yeah, yeah. So I do think she goes to like Manhattan. I like the premise of Elf.

I just don't like that one. She goes to Manhattan. Like she gets arrested. Ken goes with her. Like there's another trailer. Okay, so it's enchanted it's enchanted that works for me it's a proven formula it's a proven formula it's not out yet we still don't like know if this movie is going to be good but i have to assume it's going to be good margot robbie doesn't like do bad movies i don't know she just did that other one that no one talked about babylon which you're

right david o. Russell where like Taylor Swift was in it for a second right Brad Pitt everyone was in it yeah why did nobody talk about that because it was bad interesting yeah it's not as good as Babel no it's not nothing is are you ready for our next story the aforementioned sydney sweeney is sat down with sunday today to talk about how her grandparents feel about her nude scenes on euphoria you know it's a good question sydney sweeney says her father and grandfather walked out when the family watched euphoria i should hope so she said her family was a little shocked when they first saw her euphoria

scenes in an upcoming interview with Sunday Today she revealed that her dad and grandpa weren't properly prepared to see her on the gritty HBO show which often features nudity and sexual content in fact she said the two of them actually walked out the first time they tried to watch it she said that her mom had visited her on set a few times so she knew the story my dad didn't I didn't prepare him at all so he decided he was going to watch it without telling me with his parents he said my dad and my grandpa turned it off and walked out however she added that her grandmother who she describes as a big supporter of hers wasn't as fazed by the content and didn't follow their lead she said she's a big fan of mine I bring her all over the world to my different sets and I make her an extra so she's like totally down with nude yeah no I mean grandfather and

father like absolutely not and her family should have done a better job of making sure that they didn't watch it like I know you've never even seen euphoria no I haven't so I don't know I know that it's like nude and stuff but I don't know what her level of like participation next level there's literally Jackie a scene where she's on a carousel at like a carnival and she's like dry humping the carousel and she like has an orgasm in front of all these people like that's not even the worst of it because she was fully clothed there's another one where she's like fucking Nate in the bathroom and they literally like the camera's just like on both of her breasts like it's insane I mean that's crazy but it's also like she should have told her dad and her grandpa yeah I do often think when like you know starlets get men and women but it's always

the women who are naked when they get like famous um and they're in like these sort of nude roles like how do they protect their you know peace with like their family and everything and euphoria is another level it's like even it's probably the most graphic show on tv when it comes to sex like i think actually no hands down it is it's not the most i think now the idol is gonna usurp which is the same creator yeah the idol is such an interesting show um there's been so much hoopla around it. The reviews are abysmal. Yeah. It looks so graphic and pornographic and. And disturbing.

That's the thing about Euphoria. It's not only graphic. It's really. The characters are supposed to be teenagers. So it's just even more disturbing. The actors are not. But the characters if you're you know buying into the show these are literal teenagers um it's really uh dark and that's

that guy's thing Sam Levinson and it's really like it's disturbing yeah yeah I don't watch I don't think I'm gonna watch I mean I'm not gonna watch the idol because I imagine it's disturbing but even just like the still images like they just look disturbing disturbing but I think that's gonna eclipse euphoria make a euphoria look like child's play yeah but I don't think the idol is gonna be as popular as euphoria that's the thing interesting like euphoria is like the number one show in the country when it's on and it's not coming back for like another year and it's been off for a year yeah there's not much time right now no and it's important that like you know the young people who are watching euphoria while this time is you know while they're off the air that they watch you know more uplifting things more educational things or maybe they go outside cat dog cat dog rugrats such a good show rugrats is on hulu for whoever wants to know for harry

yeah because i was like looking for kids stuff because you set me up with my new tv and like hulu was the only thing i was logged into so i went to kids they had like five shows and rugrats was one of them how fabulous is that yeah so we started it from the beginning it's like kind of crazy it It is a crazy show. Like really that plot, you just really never know where it's going to go. No, it's like they're always being babysat by the grandpa who's always sleeping. And like there's an actual infant like running around in his diaper who changes it. So you're saying it's more so a show about neglect.

Yeah. And just like kids raising themselves. Which is a powerful message. But they also are learning lifelong skills. Friendship. Right, right. All these things. Adventure.

That's beautiful. That's beautiful. That's what I've surmised. Because before I watched 10 minutes of it the other day, I couldn't tell you what Warcraft was about, even though we watched it every day. Yeah, like what is it about? Like I know SpongeBob is about, you know, a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea yeah and he's like

just trying to make his way through the world he has a crabby neighbor he has his best friend he has his job and he's just living like he's like a he's like a working class guy yeah he's a working class citizen doing his best and trying to keep it positive that's beautiful yeah but i couldn't tell you really the plot of Rugrats. No, you're 100% right. Maybe it's better that way. Yeah, the mystery remains. And CatDog. So I think it's about like a cat and a dog who are conjoined at the hip

and just getting through life as that. What's the larger message? I think the larger message is like coexistence, honestly. Working together, putting our differences aside. I'm a cat, you're a dog. And it's also just like, you know, getting through life with the cards that you were dealt. You know, I'm sure being attached to a dog as a cat and being attached to a cat as a dog isn't ideal.

And we're all kind of given things in life that aren't ideal. But we persevere just like cat dog did so it's a story of perseverance i would say claudia that's beautiful cat dog cat dog cat diggity dog that's no that's no but the cat dog theme song like did slap yeah and what would you say is the theme of Mickey Mouse like what is he trying to espouse Mickey Mouse Clubhouse honestly I think Mickey Mouse Clubhouse really does set like an unrealistic standard for adulthood in children because Mickey's life is like too good it's like he always finds himself in these situations but he always has the exact tool that he needs you know it's it's like, it's a little unrealistic.

Sometimes you're going to be dealt a challenge and you don't have the tools to deal with it. There's not, you know, what's that thing called? Oh, Tootles? Yeah, like he just isn't always going to have all of that. You know, it's a little unrealistic. Yeah, Oh, Tootles is kind of a crutch. But I guess it's a show about teaching preparedness.

I think it's a show about problem solving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And working with your friends, even though some of them are fucking dumb. But I guess it's a show about teaching preparedness. I think it's a show about problem solving. Yeah. And working with your friends. Even though some of them are fucking dumb. Beyond moronic. And just like having to be like the one in the group who's always getting things done. Like it's a good lesson for like, you know, one day if you're planning a bachelorette party, like it's all going to fall on you.

And you're going to have to shepherd these girls through the trip. And you learned it from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Yeah. It's's kind of a story like a modern bachelorette party story it actually is yeah like oh my god sarah's dehydrated what do we have in the in the pack we have liquid iv like we have the tools to sense. But there's always the Mickey. There's, Olivia's the Mickey. Yeah. And you're the Sarah. There's always,

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The driver's license hitmaker quietly dropped another hint that presumably points towards June 30th as a date to write down. So on Saturday, fans noticed that the Spotify canvas that shows up when you listen to driver's license on the streaming platform has been updated. And in the clip art, it now has her expiration date for her license as June 30th, 2023. Also, her website released a cryptic countdown calendar that launched on Friday that also

points towards the end of June for some new things. And she posted like a sexy mirror pic and in the back was a calendar with June 30th kind of circled. So it looks like June 30th, like you're wondering where Olivia is. June 30th, you'll find out. This is very interesting. One, you know me, I'm obsessed with this like whole love triangle and she did release this like you know bombshell news like the next day after the Sabrina Carpenter thing it might have even been the same day like yeah just interesting just interesting yeah no I think

interesting too and this is like a very highly anticipated second album like I don't know you know the last time somebody's first album became as big as hers did. And there's a lot of pressure. And, you know, it kind of harks back to this age-old conversation we've been having like about Olivia Rodrigo being a one-hit wonder, if you will. Like I'm curious if this album will live up to the first. Yeah, I imagine it is so much pressure. And that's what I was saying years ago when we had this one hit wonder conversation.

Because even when she was in her sour era, obviously she had more than one hit at the time. But if this album doesn't do what it needs to do, she will just always be remembered as the driver's license girl. Hence a one hit wonder. I think she's extremely talented and capable of turning out another work of art. And I think she'll live up to her own hype but I imagine she's quaking no it's like kind of horrible to like have had such success so early and just that's that's always going to be your benchmark you know you always want to be doing

better on the second the third than you did the first the second so that's like the that should be the normal growth and trajectory of a young starlet pop star but to have historic unprecedented success in your first album is kind of like a blessing and a curse a hundred percent I don't know how you live up to that hype I mean that first album is literally it's I can't remember the last time like an entire nation knew every word to an entire album yeah but I also think like sometimes you get so hyped from something like you might just be like right time right place or it's just like a song that like captivates the country it's not like particularly good but it just happens to like yeah move everyone um and I don't think I think she really is that talented so if she has that talent in her for the first album then there's no reason why her second album

won't be just as good no you're right because like yeah driver's license took over the world but then the whole album did like the whole album was as good as driver's license maybe better took over the world but it was an amazing song it wasn't just like you know old town road that was like a gimmick silly you know and then she like followed it up with an entire album of like bangers like you're right she has the talent it's not a question of like whether she got lucky like those songs took off because they were good yeah like it wasn't just luck and that she's going to have to try and duplicate so it's just inside of her and she just needs to write how she feels she just needs to write how she feels and I know

she's been going through like a lot because there was like the success of the album then she had a boyfriend and I don't think they're together anymore so she's been through things that she can write about yeah even when she was like 12 she's been through things that she can write about. Yeah. Even when she was like 12 she was writing about things like getting ice cream at the same place as Sabrina and wrote a whole song about that and it was a good one. It was a really good one about Billy Joel. Like do you get deja vu from going to the ice cream?

No. Literally. No I don't. No. I can get ice cream as many times as possible and it's always going to feel like a new experience. There's always a new flavor. There's always a new flavor. There's always can get ice cream as many times as possible. And it's always going to feel like a new experience. There's always a new flavor. There's always a new flavor. There's always a new ice cream shop.

I actually, on Friday night, me and Ben went out for dinner. And then I got gelato, which I'm more of like a, if there's two ice cream places next to each other, one of them is like American ice cream. Like a creamery. One of them is a gelato. Like I will always go American. That's just me.

I'm a proud American. I don't think anyone would have thought otherwise from you but I had delicious gelato on Friday night like it was delicious and what flavor did you get one thing about me like I'm consistent I'm a creature of habit so guess what flavor I got cookies and cream yes ma'am me too that's also my go-to. It's just like foolproof. It's the superior flavor and anybody who tells you otherwise is lying and stupid and ugly. Like I like to try like oh I'll try the birthday cake but I know I'm not ordering it. You know what if I am it's so funny that you say that because if I am gonna order another flavor it's gonna be birthday cake. That's like my runner-up. It's too much like the sample size

like when they just put a little on a spoon for you is like enough of it it's really sugary and sweet you're right like it's overwhelming and an ordinary woman cannot take it on I can you're no ordinary woman what do you think like when you think of the best birthday cake ice cream what do you think of cold stone no mine's really niche was it the place by my house? No. No, no offense. That place sucks. No, you're wrong for that.

Okay, let me give you like another clue. It's not a chain. It's like a one-off. Remember when Zach, we asked him to heat up, like to get us ice cream from the freezer? We went and got ice cream that day. We got like blue ice cream. Extras. We got extras for the freezer.

Yeah, so then that night we wanted it. So we were like, can you just get it from the freezer? and so he took it upon himself to like warm it up a little to plate it he put it in a bowl like it comes in a tub leave it in the tub and it was soup and so then he's like he's still fidgeting in the in the kitchen like trying to get it to refreeze like five minutes later we're like where are you and he comes back with a blue mouth with yeah because he literally melted our ice cream he ruined it and then while he was waiting he like ate the rest and he was like putting it in the freezer to try to get it to refreeze and it's like nobody even asked you to warm it up like i can wait five

minutes while it gets to the right temperature we're so mad he did that oh he did that with my mcflurry the other day he did it up yeah well at first first because McFlurries are not like meant to go in the freezer because they're supposed to be like so I was waiting for it to but I couldn't even get the spoon out so I was like you know what you could heat it up what it came back how long did he heat it up for I don't know how long he heated up for but it came back with like a paper towel wrapped around it and like I heard some crashes in the kitchen it was it was like a tea no I heard crashes in the kitchen because I guess he tried to pull the spoon out which I didn't ask like I just wanted like a little bit softer just like it's he's just doing

the most on his ice cream okay just to finish my thought the best birthday cake ice cream I've ever had it's from Gabelle's that roadside shack near the place where we went to camp. Like, it was so good. Yeah, but I also think. Roadside ice cream that has, like, a picnic table that also serves burgers. Like, very, like, mom and pop's, like, chocolate shop from the 50s. Those places have the best ice cream, hands down, in America. So true, but I also think you're hopped up on the vibes.

No, no, no, I wasn't wasn't like our vibes were so high we were like vibrating at lightning speed like any ice cream would have been euphoric no no those were the days no okay agree disagree okay are you ready for our fifth and final story yeah that happened so fast it did it didn't didn't because it's been an hour yeah right um and it's not really a story just like something that's a little fucked up okay youtube is playing three minute long advertisements before first aid videos and they've already been linked to at least one death. By the way, I saw them respond. I saw people complaining about this on Twitter, and then YouTube support responded and was basically telling people to go fuck themselves.

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Oh, I'm sorry. And then, by the way, when YouTube responded to the person on twitter being like i tried to like watch a cpr video and there was this ad and it feels really fucked up they were like well if you sign up for youtube premium you won't get any ads they were like trying to sell their subscription well that was their response a woman in germany died earlier this year after her cpr was delayed by her helper having to sit through 18 seconds of advertisements on the platform like I could I mean there's no way of knowing that she wouldn't have died anyway but still but I can understand why like it might have not been top of mind for YouTube to realize like oh we shouldn't have advertisements on like emergency service videos like I never thought of it but like

now that we've established it like if I fucking take them down yeah like verified hospitals medical services who have their channels and make like sort of preventative videos they should not be subject to any sort of ad revenue and like you're right it might not have been something that they thought of immediately but like now that people are talking about it they should act immediately yeah no and it's not even about like oh you shouldn't make money on the cpr it's really just about the time like yeah if you want to put like a purging so you want to put a post roll video ad go ahead but like those seconds are crucial a pre-roll or a mid-roll is not cool it's like or they'll show up and be like hi i'm gonna teach you how to do cpr today so the first step is ad like that's fucked up yeah so i just thought

that was fucked up not cool no that is fucked up and I had seen their response being like check out YouTube premium for $15 a month I was cackling it's like not funny but the way that they're handling this is like so poor yeah I feel like they'll eventually get it right you know it's really not that hard to ask the thing with YouTube companies like YouTube similar to like Google they're so ubiquitous it's not like you're going to go to Vimeo now and be like how to do CPR like YouTube is just so integrated into our lives like you don't even realize like when you just search for a video you're always going to find YouTube it's like they don't like this isn't going to stop user behaviors like they're just too big.

Yeah so which is why they could just do us a solid. Right but they're just too big. Yeah. So which is why they could just do us a solid. Right. But they're just like a company that's like uncancellable almost. Like they're too baked into our everyday. No. I agree. But like it doesn't change their bottom line of like how many videos are there. Even if it's a thousand videos. A thousand videos don't have an ad.

No. But like one thing. I'm the type of person like if I can't figure out how to do something like I am gonna google it oh my god yeah every like stroller car seat like how yes they actually there are a lot of brands that make really good videos like um they should I tried to fucking put Harry in a fucking high chair at a restaurant I swear to god I needed an engineering degree it was so complicated then it turned out that it was broken so like it wasn't me yeah there was something weird similarly like I'm literally my my IT department we're just on YouTube like every new piece of equipment that we get for the toast or a issue I'm having with a microphone or

a recording device I love those guys those guys who put together like these kind of like geeky nerds who have like these channels being like here's how to sync your camcorder and your roadcaster that I'm their number one fan I love those videos yeah just like sometimes they just take too long you know yeah yeah of course of course like or it's like how do I get GarageBand to do this and it's like a whole video an hour-long video about GarageBand and it's like no you're not looking in the right places because I find that shit in 30 seconds no I've I've struggled and they they also like on the one hand they go too slow you know it's like oh I know how to open my computer and turn it on yeah yeah and like open up garage band that's clearly where I'm at already yeah no that's fair that's such a fair critique but still all to the

good helping people helping each other helping others helping others is key and that's what we learned um from from the past five today from Rugrats. From the Fast Five today. From Rugrats, yeah, and the Fast Five. Let's do a little TV recap. Let's do Jersey. I'm really curious to get your thoughts and the Jersey recap and then the just TV recap in general is brought to you by Go Macro.

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it's nice okay it didn't feel that way to me what's funny to me is like when they take they're in they go all the way to Ireland they get all dressed up and they take like a bus just to go to a dinner where they have like salmon and wine and then go home and it's like you can do that in New Jersey I've actually never been the first night they got there no it was like one of the middle nights of the trip but and I've actually never been someone who like thinks like that like because you know I just want to do like the same things that I like to do just right countries but like you came all this way but then the next day they did do that like hen party and they chased around the chickens and stuff and

so that seemed more um authentic I just like don't understand why they chose Ireland like I know Dolores's man is Irish but like isn't this trip like really for Teresa's bachelorette like it makes no sense no it's so random but I don't dislike it no me neither I actually I loved when the OC housewives went to Dublin like I love when they do something different and I love like a fish out of water situation because they're so Italian they're like so like and they're always going to like Jamaica Dominican Republic like classic vacation destinations for like the eastern coast yeah but I liked the setting you're not gonna get me to knock it no no I agree I like that fish out of water like when the New York housewives went to

Morocco like something so so different yeah and we get to see something like different and interesting and culture shocky and the fact that they're staying in a castle not like a hotel in town like yeah it's nice yeah no I don't I don't disagree that's that's fair um so overall give me your takes like from start like the new girls give me everything oh my god the new girls are so hard to keep separate and like I really wasn't even giving any of them the time of day until like a few episodes in when I established like my alliances um I really like Rachel Fuda like really great head on her shoulders I can't believe that she like started filming this season with a three month old like and she's just she's so like stunning and she's so like stunning put together

snatchler like I literally wasn't shocked um I think her family is just so nice and I just I like her rationale and her way about her like and I also like she has like a good head on her shoulders and I like that like her inclinations make her gravitate towards Margaret and Melissa because those are my people like they are team rational and yeah uh Teresa and Jennifer and bringing in Danielle they are team like just like crazy emotional like no sense is made sometimes I understand where they're coming from and like why their emotions are so high about stuff but Margaret and Melissa just always fucking make sense, you know? I know. And to be honest, like, I could never not be on that side of the couch.

Like, I am so Margaret, Melissa. And Jackie too. And, okay, but by the way, like, Jackie did not have a good season. I know she's not even a housewife, but, like, she really pissed me off. Like, when she came in so hot, I don't even like Danielle, but, like, when she just came in hot like being so rude and like it was clear that like Jackie had just gotten demoted and then this new girl comes in and has like a higher position on the show than Jackie and like Jackie was clearly just like

jealous and bitter and that was she was being so mean girl for no reason and I don't even like Danielle yeah for no reason it was just like weird. They didn't even know each other and she was like what did you pull your shorts out of the hamper? Like don't be fucking rude. Also what does that mean? Did they look dirty? I think that her shorts were wrinkly. But they're jean shorts. No it was like she was just looking. She didn't even

have a chance to speak to her and then when she was like at Dolores' house to I think it was to Rachel being like you're not even looking at me in the eyes right now she's just like so insecure about her demotion that she's lashing out to like make a statement be like look Bravo you shouldn't have fired me and she's taking it out on these two new girls and it's not fair yeah no she's irrelevant and the rest of the season she's just like there as like a friend and a sounding board and she contributes nothing to

the show except like Evan obviously is a big part of the husband's crew. And that's why I'm glad that they like keep everyone in the fold because we need all the husbands. And like, I love like they go have a party at Melissa's house and they don't even need to invite other people. It's enough people. It's like 20 people and you have a party. Yeah, no, I completely agree.

And I think like Evan is a great part. And what's so funny is like at the end of last season, I had so come around on Jackie. I was like, really didn't agree with her being demoted like I think she really laid it all out I I had a full 180 on her and my god she just came in like so wrenchy yeah with like jealousy and insecurity I didn't like that also the whole conversation about Rachel Fuda's nose is probably like the rudest and most fucked up thing and like the fact that like nobody stopped what's wrong with her nose like throw stuff around and also because like Rachel food is a beautiful girl and like yeah you really

couldn't insult her looks if you tried no and she has like she has it all going on she's got like a big house the family the looks like she I'm sorry like I hate Danielle no I hate her the like I I was for the beginning. First of all, I thought all the new girls names were Jennifer and they were all the same to me. And it wasn't even. That's so crazy because Jackie, I had the same experience. Like I literally was looking for Jennifer Fuda on Instagram. And I was like, oh, I guess she doesn't have IG.

That's funny. Yeah. So and they just call everyone Jen because like Jennifer Aiden is Jen, Jen Fessler. And so I was like, Jen, Jen, Jen. Jen, Jen, Jen. So I didn't even like have a care in the world between Danielle and Rachel and I really wasn't like trying to get invested in who I care about more but then the chips fell where they may and Rachel you know came to the correct conclusions and also Danielle is just like she's kind of a caricature of a New Jersey housewife like she is too much and she talks such a big

talk in her confessionals like she literally acts like she is too much and she talks such a big talk in her confessionals like she literally acts like she is Tony Soprano and then every time she gets into a conversation with the girl she cries and she walks away and it's just about like her brother it's not even about like girl and Margaret's arsenal and she can't handle that conversation but she's the one you don't want to mess with like I think I'll be okay so I was like wait what episode are you on Ireland okay I need to just spoil something for you if that's okay. Sure. So her whole gripe, they talk literally nonstop until the finale about Danielle being so hurt

that she said something to Rachel and Rachel told Margaret. And Rachel was like, I wasn't doing this as gossip. I was quite literally just telling a friend what people were saying about her. Like, that's it. Jackie, she doesn't stop talking about it till the finale and in the finale Danielle is the one who sits down Melissa Gorga and is like this is what's being said about you um I just wanted to tell you about like this cheating allegation that's going around about you so she literally does the same exact thing in the final episode that she's met at Rachel Food of Four the whole season she just tells Melissa something she heard you know in the under the guise of like you know wanting to be there for her and look out for her it's so hypocritical no it's so hypocritical and

also like Jennifer Aiden who I actually has my sympathy and I and I do like like I feel like oftentimes she's wrong in arguments and like she gets too emotional and clearly everyone like has an issue with her but I do like her and I feel like she doesn't do a good job of explaining to Margaret like yes I forgave you and your apology was heartfelt in that moment but there have been aftershocks like all the time since that happened and it makes me mad again like I feel like she just needs to say that once like yes I forgave you but like now my daughter wants to be a love therapist and like and I would understand that hearing that and being like fucking Margaret you know yeah no I agree but like I also feel like it's really important and she doesn't do a terrible job at this like Margaret is to blame sure but like so

is the man who cheated you know oh of course no but the thing is it's there's two things here one like the cheating which Jennifer like had made peace with at the time. It's about her kids. And clearly her kids are suffering. But also it's like the fact that their home life in general, it's not so peachy right now. So all compounded, it's not good. And like Margaret played a small role in that. And I know Margaret feels bad because when she apologized at that coffee shop last season,

like it was real. She was seriously regretful and remorseful for what she did. So but I think that and I understand wanting to move forward we can't always bring up the past but I think Jennifer doesn't do a good job of explaining like it still affects her every single day she's not a good communicator she just like screams and yells and gets drunk but then Jennifer goes and shares a rumor that Melissa had an affair and now nobody's going to feel sorry for her ever again because that is literally exactly what Margaret did to her no it's literally the same thing that happened between like Teresa and Jackie.

Like Teresa brought up this Jackie cheating thing like and she under the guise of being like I have funny hair and I didn't say anything. And then the analogy. It's like Teresa and Jennifer are just immune to logic. And it's so frustrating to argue with people like that. Yeah. And like Danielle came on the show and she was like you know what I'm going up Teresa's ass like that was clearly

her MO I think she she's been on reality TV before like this is her dream this is her dream she saw it work out for Jen what show was she on True Life True Life I'm a Staten Island girl or something like she wants to be a star okay and you see that like with the way she dresses. Her kids also extra. That is her attempt at being a star. And I think she wants to stay on the show for a decent amount of time. And she saw how it worked out for Jen Aiden. Just like immediately beelining for Teresa's butthole.

And that's what she's doing. And I just like hate. I just hate people like that. Who don't like act on how they truly feel. Or like what they think is right. They just like want to be on a side. Yeah but I also can appreciate someone coming and being like I have an established relationship with Teresa so I'll or Melissa because I think Rachel Fuda somehow knew Melissa she knew team logic for some reason and so you're like inclined to believe them but like you're open

to all eventualities you know but I honestly I think Rachel Fuda had an amazing first season I agree I'm really enjoying her and her husband. What made me crack up is they waxed her husband at Melissa's house. And the whole next day, everyone's like, are you OK? Are you OK? Like people were worried about him. It's like women do that every day in much more painful places. Yeah.

And I don't have like a team checking in. What's your thoughts? By the way, Dolores is like so interestingly, like not on a side. And that's because she has the brain of team logic but the history with team not logic for her yeah and she's kind of like stayed out of it um but what's your thoughts on the Frank of it all okay Dolores is a hundred percent right like 100 she gave Frank everything for all of these years she's like when she was saying how the girls they used to like make fun of her relationship with David because he wasn't there for her and like what's the future and this and that and like now she has that relationship and now they're like but what

about Frank when it's like when she was with David like Frank was coming around all the time and they're like but where's David so it's like shut up you guys said that you wanted this for me the entire time I understand that Frank is upset but it is Dolores's turn in life like she no and Paul's not wrong Paul's not wrong Dolores wanting all of Dolores it's sad because like we love Frank and everybody loves Frank and Frank is Frank is hurt but no and Frank is the star of the show but like this is the first time in Frank's life like where he can't have his cake and eat it too but like typically for regular people you can't have your cake and eat it too so you know his his good fortune ran out I'm sorry but it's Dolores's turn and she's right I I hope that I think that like Brittany should be more involved in like cast stuff just so that Frank can come around more

but like yeah what Paul is asking for is not crazy at all no not at all and it's like Dolores it's not even like Dolores Mrs. Frank like you you know. No, I know. She's not even. It's not like Paul's asking her to do it and she's like, no. She's not broken up about it. No, she wants like a full life. She finally has a boyfriend who like wants her completely. And she doesn't need the crutch of Frank to show up at events with her. Yeah, so as a Frankophile, of course, I want only what's best for him.

No, it just makes it more difficult now because of the show. Yeah, but I think that they're, the way that they're doing it is going to be fine because Frank is like a guy friend. And then even they have that like couples night and Brittany and Frank were there. And Brittany's friends with Jennifer Fuda. So I don't need her to be full time, but just like when there's events, Frank and Brittany should be there.

And that works for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's been a good season I mean I we both started the reunion shit is so bad between Melissa and Teresa and like now everyone's like there's like a pretty much a general consensus from the fandom that Melissa's gonna be let go and fired I don't think she will be like this is now we're back to like 10 years ago the whole cycle starts again of like them all fighting the only my thing about Melissa and Teresa obviously I'm more team Melissa I think like Teresa even when she recaps her conversation that we saw she'll recap it that I'm all fighting. The only, my thing about Melissa and Teresa, obviously I'm more team Melissa.

I think like Teresa, even when she recaps her conversation that we saw, she'll recap that conversation to someone else. I'm like, you missed like the actual points of the conversation. You just like heard when someone said, fuck you. But like, what were they actually saying? No, completely. Her sense of reality is so distorted.

Right. So it's like, I'm not going to take your word for every other thing that you say happened, but okay. But my question mark is Louie I can't get a read on him I don't know what his intentions are because sometimes he's the peacemaker sometimes he is so fucking rude to Teresa like not letting her speak shutting her down making her like listen to everyone and so true and then other times he's you know gassing her up and enabling her and making her the worst version of herself like what is he trying what position every now and then he's like a true voice of reason it's so weird like with margaret like anytime he has

so much respect for margaret and yes teresa listen to her but then he like flips when it's about something else but even when he was talking like jo Joe and Melissa, he was like weirdly putting Teresa down. But then when he's alone with Teresa, he gasses her up. And then so she goes off on Joe and Melissa. And then Louie's like, whoa, whoa. Right. No, no. He has like multiple personalities.

He's like psychotic. I can't understand him and his motives. Right. And I think that means his motives are not good. You know, there's something nefarious there, but I can't identify it. I can't I can't say what he's trying to do with her. But I imagine like for her friend, for her friends, especially for like Joe and Melissa. It's like, what the fuck is this guy doing?

Scary. Yeah. Scary because he's also like nice to them. No, he's psychotic. Like that's how a serial killer acts. Like, how do you think they lure people to their houses like they're nice like what is he trying to like what is his end game for Teresa and her relationships I do not know no I don't know it's fucking weird and like the way that

they all just talk about therapy all the time like it's really a bad endorsement for therapy that's funny like seriously the worst most dysfunctional couples are in therapy telling all the good couples that they have to go to therapy what to do yeah yeah that's funny um okay so that's our show we'll keep you abreast i know you're gonna keep watching that oh love and death really quick i mean i only watched two episodes new max show starring elizabeth olsen and landry from friday night lights oh you'll follow him till the ends of the earth whose real name jackie i refuse to learn and i don't want to learn it it's about it's apparently based on a true story but I haven't been able to google it yet because I don't want to find out how it ends um but it's about

like all these couples living in like the 70s or 80s in Texas like this conservative town like the church is their life and two of the couples like one of them starts to have an affair with the other um and I don't know how it goes sour, but, like, it clearly does. But it's a very good show. Like, Elizabeth Olsen's an amazing actress, and her character's, like, cute as a button. And Landry's just kind of this, like, oaf who, like, finds himself having an affair with, like, a much more beautiful woman.

And I don't know where it goes, but, like, somebody ends up getting murdered, and I don't know who it is. And the whole time I think you're supposed to, like, be figuring it out. Who gets murdered? Who's the murderer? Oh, I'll watch. Yeah, no and I don't know who it is and the whole time I think you're supposed to like be figuring it out who gets murdered who's the murderer oh I'll watch yeah no I think you'll like it it's also just like really kind of beautifully done the way they like paint like this 70s time in Texas it's like it's adorable it's like aesthetically pleasing oh and your favorite girl is in there like Elizabeth Olsen's kind of like confidant and best friend is the girl from Don't Trust the Bee. Kristen Ritter. Kristen Ritter.

I mean, what's her name? I couldn't remember. She doesn't have like a starring role, but I love to see her out here like, you know, getting booked and being busy. Also, she's one of those people, it's like if she signs on for something, it's a good show. Yeah, she has like a high bar. She's a good picker or she just has good, I don't know, luck. It's only seven episodes. But it will get canceled once I like it but I think it's a one season kind of thing it tells the true story

and it's over afterwards that's a safe venture for me I think you would like it I so far I'm real Ben is loving it okay great

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