The Toast - Mr. Schu Energy: Thursday, October 20th, 2022

Episode Date: October 20, 2022

Lana Del Rey's cameras, laptop containing new album stolen in smash-and-grab (Page Six) (14:42) 'Rust' Will Resume Production, but Not in New Mexico (Variety) (21:03) Judi Dench Calls on Netflix to Add Disclaimer to 'The Crown' as Fiction: 'This Cannot Go Unchallenged' (PEOPLE) (23:57) Justin Timberlake praises Jessica Biel on 10-year anniversary: 'Beautiful human' (Page Six) (30:54) Here's your 'House of the Dragon' character, based on your zodiac sign (NY Post) (34:10) Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (41:09) Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap (52:10) Tell Me Lies Recap (55:39)   The Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  NLOG Tickets Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Th-H-H-Hursday. Hope everyone's having a fabulous Th-H-H-Hursday. I know I am because not only is it Th-H-H-Hursday, it is the final show before I come and join you in Florida. I'm on my way. I'm on my way. That and TRBC merch drop. I mean, what more could you want? Redheads merch drop this morning.

Go and get yours. I'm wearing my third sweatshirt of the week. This is a really lovely number. It's ivory. I think in some of the pictures it looked a little more white, but it's like a creamy bone. And it has our little gorgeous Scholastic logo on the left breast. And I'm just feeling so scholastic I love a left

breast logo you know really do love to see it so this collection is so sickening and you'd be it's vile you'd be remiss devastated and heartbroken if you didn't go check it out at shop morning toast.com we have four sweatshirts the other sweatshirt that I didn't wear this week is just the maroon crew neck but in a different sweatshirt material. Because the last one was super thick. We launched it in like February. This is more of a light autumnal sweater. And then we have a gray long sleeve.

We have mug. We have phone case. We have hats. Two hats. And one large tote bag for all of your books. So important that you have a tote in which to carry your books yes to and from the bookstore um well that's great congratulations on another fabulous launch over at trbc we're we're always rooting for you here at the toast thank you i definitely can feel the enthusiasm from corporate and it's really appreciated that's funny um so yes I am also we're recording a little

early today because I gotta go my nieces my nephews they need me um and I gotta go because I'm an auntie on the go you know you are and also Bryce needs his strice. Streis is here. Streis is coming with me. I'm like, I couldn't sleep last night. So excited to see the kids. Like the way I'm going to attack Rold is not even normal. And honestly, just say a prayer for Kayla. Because once I get within arm's reach, like she's done. She's finished.

She'll never work in this town again. The thing about Rold is that he is so looking forward to being attacked. Like he just wants action. Like you couldn't attack him hard enough. Like he says more. And the thing is, is that it wasn't until Olivia just gave birth that I really truly realized how like Rold is not a baby anymore. Like he could take it.

Like I thought Rold was so small. And then I saw a picture of him next to Olivia's new bebe. And I'm like, oh, this kid is enormous. He can take whatever I throw at him. Like I will be, when I say, tackling him. It's going to be a tackle to end all tackles. OJ Simpson, Tom Brady. They're not going to know what hit him.

It's going to be such a big tackle. Okay. I will tell him to brace himself. No, when I first met. Tell him anti-OJ's coming. Okay. When I first met Olivia's baby then I came home and I saw mine I was like you're a grown man no and it's the way that rolled is the biggest

child on the planet I think like he's eating good mama's mama's teat and then mama's puree he's eating good he's still on his puree grind he eats gourmet he eats better and nicer than I do like more about of course like more balanced meals just like gorgeous gorgeous food though we know that makes sense we do start our days together with each having oatmeal he has baby oatmeal I have the grown oatmeal no like there are truly no words for how excited I am like the plane ride is going to be so long because you know when you're really looking forward to something like the plane ride takes forever. Yeah.

And lest we not forget, like the Strice brothers will be reunited and nature will be healed. And Theo needs a trip. You know, he really, really has a lot going on. He needs a trip down South, you know, he needs to decompress. Bryce needs a friend. And last night, like I was trying to tell him, I always tell him whenever something exciting is happening, I'm like, I promise you adventure is coming. Like mommy and mommy never lies. That's the thing. Never, never. So I know he knows that today something is in store, but he doesn't know what. I am a little bummed because I was like secretly

hoping Olivia would keep them legs closed for a few more days. Um, because Spritz is throwing a Halloween party tomorrow in the city and like everyone's going and i'm like having a little fomo like it's kind of annoying um and the toasters can go if you guys want there i think there are tickets still available just go to like the spritz or the hampton water instagram or there's a link on my instagram too it's gonna be the party of the year honestly so i'm a little fomo even though i didn't even have a costume and i was getting like pittsville trying to come like I can only channel my creative energy for one costume per Halloween and I gave it to the toast to wean coming October 31st of course no I think that that's for the best the party does look so much fun and I'm jealous of everyone who gets to go speaking of spritz and in my influencers

chat people were like who's going so like everyone's going and it's like it's my party I'm spritzing like I'm not even going and what if they do like a group costume without you shut up stop like you know me I'll die speaking of spritz yesterday I got something so exciting because when I did my Georgia meet and greet I got the most amazing gifts from the toasters who showed up and I flew in and flew out I didn't even bring a suitcase a little one I just brought a handbag so I couldn't take everything with me. So everything was shipped to me and I got the package yesterday.

And like, I hadn't had a chance to like go through every gift. Some of them I hadn't even opened yet. And like, I was just so touched by everything that was sent. Like so many things that I already knew were coming that were cracking me up. So many people like got clothes for rolled

or like made custom things. Oh, that's so sweet. Such cute stuff. I was going to do like a haul on my Instagram story, which I still want to do. I just then put all the clothes in the laundry, so I'll have to wait. But I was just like so touched and really beautiful, thoughtful things that I will use. So many Ray Dunn mugs, like. Of course.

A Ray Dunn doggy bowl for theo when he comes by the way not them thinking of rolled when like you won't even show them rolled it's so sweet and every time someone gives me something they're like we don't know what size to get because he's right we don't even know what he looks like yeah but he's like uh what he goes whatever size of the month that he is like pretty it pretty much works or i go up so that he can grow into stuff and it will last longer but um it's pretty on target i would say let me try and help people visualize what roald looks like okay first of all sack of potatoes if you need to know physique like his body's just like filled with deliciousness and then face like i just i encourage you to like look up you know

model child model gerber baby that's the energy you get yeah everyone says perfection yeah no for sure like who's Zach don't know him don't know I do see bits of Zach but in certain photos actually he looks really wine red but like most of the day he's really you yeah he looks like his mommy as he should as he should me him and bruno are twins um we have a fab show we also have tv recap yesterday so much tv new episode of tell me lies and salt lake city which i know you didn't watch so i'll just touch on briefly and then part two of the real housewives of beverly hills reunion which was electric yeah it was really good i watched one and two last night and i was gonna to watch Tell Me Lies, but it was like

10 o'clock. You should go to sleep like around 11, but I was like, my eyes feel sleepy. I was like, embrace it. Go to sleep, bitch. The episode like was good though. I'm sure it was, but you know what? I, I'm, I'm excited to watch it when I don't have to watch it hastily. And I had such a busy day yesterday.

I had like hoped to get more TV done, but it just didn't happen. We recorded such a great episode yesterday for our Patreon. We did. Of me interviewing Claudia with general Q&A questions that you guys had for her. We did audio and video. It looks just like an episode of The Toast. Super premium. And it's available at patreon.com slash the toast.

Yeah, there were some juicy tidbits in there. One, there were some Bravo 2 that I didn't feel comfortable saying on the main podcast about BravoCon. And then also, we had a really in-depth discussion about the future of Girl With No Job. It did get me thinking and a lot of the feedback I got was people begging not to change it. So I think I am going to stay where I'm at, but I would love to hear people's thoughts, honestly. Yeah, listen to the episode so you can understand what we're trying to say or what I'm trying to say I did see people were resistant but I do think people are resistant to change of course yeah but I I don't know okay so that's a little bit about me um shall we dive in dive into the fast five stories that you need to know also our last episode in front of

these palm leaves i just want to say i'm not thrilled with where we landed with that intro like we're still flying the plane it will come to us i'm not worried i don't need to make a decision i'm i'm in problem but we haven't done the crunch in a few days like i'm not i'm not thrilled that's because like you didn't want to do the crunch because like you have to get up no but like I would do it but like I just haven't felt like it needs like it's well the good news is starting tomorrow we'll be at my place I don't even have the crunch so it's gonna force us to be creative okay good we'll figure it out while we're together that is a goal for the week.

How about that? Yeah, like when have we ever like not had a creative idea? Like I'm not worried about us. Also, quick update on the show from yesterday. Just something that we had to issue a correction for. Exactly. Jackie and I were talking about Matthew Perry and we just kept saying how like really this man should write a memoir.

And it turns out the interview that he was doing was in promotion of his memoir, which comes out November 1st. So I blame Jackie for that one, but we apologize nonetheless. Yeah, no, I'll take that one on the chin. If I did have to assign blame, I would blame the Daily Mail because I didn't want to read the People Magazine article. It's like we are sitting down with Matthew Perry. I'm like, I want the highlights, which Daily Mail provided,

but it wasn't in like the header that it was like in the, for the book. Maybe if I scrolled all the way down, which perhaps I should have, but those Daily Mail articles can be long. Anyways. Very lengthy. Suffice it to say, I apologize. My bad. That's okay. We all make mistakes. Now let's move on to today's episode, which is sponsored by Land's End. If you guys ever have to work in an uncomfortable uniform, you know that it can really affect your day. Or if you're constantly being disappointed by cheap, pointless promo products at trade shows and events, you shouldn't just slap your logo on any old uniform. You can create an extension of your brand that's ready for anything with custom apparel from Land's End Business.

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a flavor that you like. They're really good. Juliana, I drink a lot of liquid IV. Precisely. Okay. Ready for our first story? The stories today I would say are unique. Love it. Love it for us. But first story, crazy. Lana Del Rey's camera's laptop containing new album and a manuscript for her book were stolen in a smash and grab. Lana Del Rey pleaded with fans not to listen to leaked music after some of her prized items were stolen in a California smash and grab. The New York native told fans that thieves took her backpack containing her computer, multiple hard drives, and a camcorder. Quote, a few months ago, I parked my car in Melrose Place, actually Melrose Avenue in LA, and I stepped away for a minute. And the one time I left my

backpack inside my car, someone broke all the windows and took it. The singer was in the process of writing a book for publishing Giant, Simon, and Schuster, but revealed the 200-page manuscript was among the stolen items, as well as a camcorder filled with irreplaceable family footage. Theo isn't upset about this story. 200 pages of a manuscript. Theo's tangled in the... Thrice. Thrice, oh my god, you're so tangled. Come here. Oh, sweet boy, Th lana said i had to remotely wipe the computer that had my 200 page book for simon and chooser which i didn't have backed up on the cloud and despite that people are still able to remotely access my phone and leak our songs and personal photos i love that book with that i lost with all of my heart and put a lot of passion into it this is fucking horrible people are so disgusting

i like the depths that humanity will go to like it never ceases to amaze me first of all anyone not even a celebrity just having like your car broken into and like your personal items stolen is such an invasion of privacy um obviously we live in a world where like your phone your laptop it's your whole fucking life like uh it's just the crime in LA New York like it's so crazy uh this it ain't right and justice for Lana Del Rey I'm sure she won't get any of this back I'm sure photos will come out music will come out and it's just horrible and I know people aren't gonna feel bad because like she's like a rich celebrity but like it's not right no it's not right and these are things that are truly irreplaceable she lost like old videos from her camcorder and terrible like a book gone 200 pages a book oh my god if I had like finished most of my manuscript and then lost it I would be so fucking pissed so that's

so upsetting and so she's asking her fans not to listen to anything that leaks and of course like don't look at anything that leaks that's personal or private either um and I I think people should not do that fandoms are pretty good about like policing leaks like I'm obviously you know well into the Swifty fandom and I believe some of the Midnight's tracks of leaks but like people don't share it like if you wanted to find it it's really fucking hard like they police that those like tracks that get that get out and it's very admirable that is speaking of we really haven't talked about I know how are you feeling about tomorrow one more midnight actually no last night was last

midnight without midnight it's like it's like tonight honestly I feel like I don't know what we're getting because usually we'll get like two three singles we've gotten nothing so like I don't know what we're getting because usually we'll get like two, three singles. We've gotten nothing. So like, I don't know. Is she releasing a country album? Like, I have literally no idea what to expect. I don't even know what genre it is. So it feels like there hasn't been that much promo.

So I'm not, it's not like top of mind for me, even though like I will be listening to it first thing midnight. I just like, it hasn't really settled for me yet like that this is the reality you know yeah I feel like um I keep thinking about it because I keep doing things that require me to listen to an album and I'm like is midnight's out yet this would be a good time yesterday I made muffins for Olivia and Kayla and Shapiro too but um I really had Olivia and Kayla in mind and I could have been listening to Midnight's but no I was one day too early no I know it's like just give us the album I have had enough with these

wait times like and these videos like I know it's like enough if we haven't even gotten a single like I thought we would for sure last week have gotten a single you saw that she posted like her planner yes with the what's dropping and there's going to be like a challenge a music video a tiktok challenge oh did i said like the title of the song challenge there's also a music video for anti-hero anti-hero and yes that's us literally anti-heroes new favorite song new anthem 100 new anthem it's the anti-anthem I'm so excited um but again it's just like hard to get excited like give me some like I like great you're telling me the schedule of what you're going to do the album that you're going

to release I need it I can't get excited until it's here honestly I agree and the I think the promotion has been just like kind of weird with like her in front oh I disagree I think the promotion has been just like kind of weird with like her in front. Oh, I disagree. I think like she's done a good job. Like videos. And she always wearing the same outfit in every video. No. It looks like she is.

They all look the same. Every video is like full of different clues. Interesting. I very much enjoyed the Red Taylor's version era. Like I've been still in it since it came out. Like I listened to it this weekend. So I will miss that. I'm ready for a new era I'm ready for new music but again it's so hard to get excited about something I know nothing about agreed though it is red season right now I know but like the vibe that I get is that it's not going to be like autumn girl vibes see that I think that it is most artists with most artists you're getting an album you know like the vibe is going to be like pop you know it's going to be

rap you know country with Miss Taylor like we could get anything I know I think based on the vibe and also like her career where she's going I think it's going to be like autumnal vibes I think it's going to be a little less moody than Folklore and Evermore but a little less pop than Red say I agree by the way with that and I think her hair is indicating that it's not far from the red era that's the hair is a great indicator of what's to come so that's my theory look okay we'll have a listening party at midnight at my place Jackie I'll meet you at midnight okay Okay. Ready for our next story. But like,

not if you're going to be like a negative naysayer, like you sometimes are, you know, when it comes to Taylor, not about her music. I've never been because it's, what could I say? I could lie.

Sure. I could lie. Talent is talent. Talent is talent. Even the things that people don't like. Are you ready for our next story? Yes, ma'am. Some surprising news. want to get your thoughts on. The movie Rust will resume production, but not in New Mexico. Rust, the movie that was supposed to star Alec Baldwin before he killed someone on set, will resume production in January, more than a year after cinematographer

Helena Hutchins was shot and killed on set. But the production will not return to New Mexico, where a criminal investigation and state workplace safety proceedings remain unresolved. The production is still looking for a new location, but California is a possibility. The production company announced a settlement

on October 5th with Matthew Hutchins, the widower of the cinematographer, under the agreement that production will be able to resume after a 15-month hiatus. Matthew Hutchins said in a statement that completing the film would be a way to pay tribute to Helena's final work some of the people who are working on the set are looking forward to finishing the project and also then submitting Helena's work for uh nominations for cinematography others who worked on the movie like want nothing to do with it anymore at this point. Yeah. I mean, I was going to say this is weird until it's clear that's what

her family wants. So I think they should respect what her family's wishes are. But I can't imagine, first of all, that this is like a movie that absolutely has to be made. It's not like I like. I just feel like we need to let this whole thing end like it's a terrible chapter but it's what her family wants it's what her husband wants so we just have to respect it but um I think it's weird I think it's weird too I mean he did settle with the production company so maybe like part of the settlement is like don't we'll give you whatever sum of money but like don't stand in the way of us finishing this movie. Yeah, yeah.

Who knows how much money has already gone into the movie. I think the bigger question is like, who wants to see this? Who's going to watch this? Nary a soul. Could you think of anything else while watching it? No, I mean, I didn't think really anyone was going to see an indie Alec Baldwin film before this.

And now after, I can't imagine anyone is going to want to watch Alec Baldwin film before this and now after I can't imagine anyone is gonna want to watch it's too upsetting yeah so I found that surprising news of the day I find that surprising too like I honestly it didn't even the thought never popped into my mind like I wonder if they're gonna finish this movie like no the minute movie's done yeah I just assumed it would never how can these people get back like they all witnessed something horrible like an innocent woman lose her life in something that was so easily avoidable aren't they traumatized like from working on any movie set let alone the one where it happened yeah Yeah. This is really bizarre. Really bizarre.

And like kind of sick. Yeah. That's fucking weird, man. Agreed. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. A little more filming news.

The crown is coming out in a few days. Yes. Oh, we'll watch it together. Can't wait. And there are storylines that are circulating that are in the show this season that did not happen in real life. And Judi Dench is calling on Netflix to add a disclaimer to The Crown as fiction.

She said this cannot go on challenge. Not Judi Dench. Judi Dench. She published a letter in the Times on Wednesday to Netflix saying that they should add a disclaimer to the royal drama, which returns for its fifth season next month, advertising itself as a, quote, fictionalized drama. The closer the drama comes to our present times,

the more freely it seems willing to blur the lines between historical accuracy and crude sensationalism. Given some of the wounding suggestions apparently contained in the new series that King Charles plotted for his mother to abdicate, for example, is one storyline that they put in that did not happen, or that he once suggested his mother's parenting was so deficient that she might have deserved

a jail sentence. Dame Judi Dench said this is both cruelly unjust to the individuals and damaging to the institution they represent. No one is a greater believer in artistic freedom than I, but this cannot go unchallenged. Despite this week stating publicly that The Crown has always been a fictionalized drama, the program makers have resisted all calls for them to carry a disclaimer at the start of each episode.

She said the time has come for Netflix to reconsider for the sake of a family and a nation so recently bereaved as a mark of respect to a sovereign who served her people so dutifully for 70 years and to preserve their own reputation in the eyes of their British subscribers. Wait, this is so weird. Yeah. Because it's been my understanding, like, that none of it was fictional thus far. Like, I thought it was as accurate of a retelling as we're ever going to get. It's my understanding that it's mostly a retelling, but that they do take creative license.

And I think that even though it should be sort of inverted because the people are still alive today who they're now talking about. I think like when the history books have been written about something from almost 100 years ago, they're able to tell that story really easily. But I feel like in modern day, like the history hasn't been written. So they're kind of throwing their hat in the ring. Like, how about this version of events? And they keep saying like,

what the fuck do they know? They keep saying, we always tell, like, we never have said that this is a true story, but like you're working with real people. These people are still alive. Like,

and it impacts their, and it's such an influential influential show I don't know that they need a disclaimer obviously they can do whatever they want I'm saying as a viewer like I don't like this like I would rather it be true I want the truth duh no I'm like disappointed by this I'm like wait has everything I didn't even realize up until this point that it was considered a fictional retelling of history like I just thought it was like they're doing their best to find out what happened and I'm trusting them to do that like that's what I thought the whole time well the thing is I read a lot of historical fiction books and they are fiction even though they're based on real people because it's like they don't know the conversations that happened we're we're writing those in we don't know what people were thinking we're gonna put our two cents in there

so it has to be considered a bit of fiction because it's like obviously not exactly what happened but if you're having whole ass storylines that didn't happen there that's different and it's annoying yeah there's enough and it's really it's so recent that like it's it's annoying. Yeah. There's enough there. No, and it's really, it's so recent that like it's, it's touching. And these people are still alive. Like Charles is king now. And like, I think there's a lot of reasons to dislike Charles, but I don't want a fake one to be the reason why I dislike him. No, same.

I only like to dislike people based on shit they actually did, not shit they didn't do. Right. So. No, I don't like this at all. Like this, this is murky for me. I don't even think like a disclaimer would change anything you know because this show really influences how people see the crown and I

can say that because it's yeah it made me interested in the royal family to begin with and so I don't like even knowing that it's fictionalized like doesn't change like how you leave feeling the show and like who you love and who you don't agree and I just don't I wish they would just stick to the facts no this sucks sucks and good on Judi Dench for standing up for what she believes in we love a scrupled a scrupled day and it's like if the royal family would never address the show they don't publicly address it and I think that's fine it's like who could speak out to Netflix and the show. They don't publicly address it and I think that's fine. It's like who could speak out to Netflix and the show producers

that would make people listen? Dame Judi Dench. Yeah. So. Maggie Smith. Maggie Smith. Elton John. David Beckham.

You know I saw TikTok. Yeah. I saw TikTok. People were like legitimately quaking because they found out. Do you know where Elton John lives? No. Atlanta. Isn't that funny like people would like they were like i literally thought he lived in a castle in you know cheshire of course or los angeles but now he lives not i would never even think he lives in la like to me he's so london i'm like he definitely lives in big ben

like it's so funny no he lives in atlanta maybe in Big Ben. That's so funny. No, he lives in Atlanta. Maybe a castle in Atlanta. For sure. I'm sure. A palace. I thought I saw him at the Spritz meet and greet. I saw him too, by the way. Yeah, he sent something in the box.

It was really sweet. Yeah, and he came up to you and he said, hey, Jax. I'm still standing better than I ever did. I can't think of that song without thinking of Michaela now because that's like the Shapiro family's favorite performance from that movie. Standing better than I ever did. I can't think of that song without thinking of Michaela now, because that's like the Shapiro family's favorite performance from that movie. Sing. Sing one.

The gorilla, who's voiced by Taron Egerton, a true talent. He goes, I'm still standing better. And he really defies his family because he comes from a criminal family and he doesn't go into the family business. He pursues his dreams. You'd love to see it. Also, Egerton who also played Elton played yeah circle I love that yeah that that character arc of like going from playing a gorilla to playing Elton John back to playing a gorilla right sing too anyways this is just a fun reminder that the crown is coming out and that we shouldn't I know that we now have to take it with a grain of salt. And all this time we needed to take it

with a grain of salt. And Dominic West is playing Prince Charles, which I was really, really against. I did recently see the Downton Abbey movie where he plays, you know, someone from that era who lives in, who's living in London. And I do think it was like a good way to digest um Dominic West as a character in that sort of environment because it didn't bother me that much actually loved his character um so I'm I'm looking forward to it even though this definitely makes me question I'm questioning every plot yeah every episode I didn't want to have to you know Google will be on high alert after this yes so annoying so annoying someone should already have the article written up of like this is what is true from this season

this is not yes free idea clickbait are you ready for our next story yes you know it's um happy anniversary to news to a hollywood couple that is long-standing just Timberlake praises Jessica Biel on their 10-year anniversary I'm so suspicious of him like I know well he wants to be with Jessica Biel until the end of time the happy couple celebrated 10 years of marriage on Wednesday by posting a series of snaps from the last decade to Instagram quote 10 years ain't enough he said you make me a better husband and father every day I love you so much you beautiful human run it back run it back um I mean I guess this like would be cute if it weren't for those New Orleans photos like for me that's something I think about all the time like him and Jessica Biel like their story was like kind of like really cute until it wasn't because they

just like got married and became so normal together, like have a normal family. Like they're really not thirsty anymore. Like they just are like a happy family until he went to New Orleans and worked on a project and was walking around town holding hands with some woman. And then like we never got any sort of follow up to that, you know, and now they're fine. Yeah, that's a good point. I had forgotten about that. I was just like thinking about that. I never forget. I never forget elephants never forget no the Britney stuff like okay yeah we watched all these documentaries where like Justin Timberlake is the villain of the early 2000s like I oh I am unique in the sense that like I believe in growth and I I want to believe that Justin Timberlake is like a dad now and wouldn't be like that prick that he was like, I, I believe people can change.

Like, I don't think I'm not going to assume the Justin Timberlake who broke up with Brittany and then did the Janet thing is the Justin Timberlake he is now. Like, I'm just not going to believe that. But like two years ago you were being weird, cheating on your wife. Like,

let's talk about that. Yeah. Okay. So it's really not sweet. I was just about to say how, even though like we brag on Justin Timberlake, like 10 years in Hollywood, both Alist is a lot that is an accomplishment but you know not without I'm gonna I'm gonna change my perspective you know not without

bumps and obstacles along the way yeah I like always forget that these two are married which is I guess like a good thing um I just like forget about Jessica Biel in general. You know like as a human being. I forget about her existence. Well I think it might be by design. Yeah no I think like she's taken a huge step back. I think she's like really passionate about motherhood and family. And like that's awesome.

So like sometimes I just forget. Yeah. I always forget about them. Because I don't subscribe to him or his work. I hate him. And it's like Mr. Shoe energy that it just. It's giving Mr. Shoe. I just, I have to protect my peace.

I, nobody understands that better than me. Inner peace is so hard to come by. And once you do, you can't let anything infiltrate it. So sometimes we have to block Justin Timberlake on social media and that's okay. But I thought that I would celebrate this wonderful accomplishment today. I would come crawl out of my hole to heap praise on this milestone for them. I'm happy for them. It's real nice.

Real nice. Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Already? Already. And it's not a story. It's some fun zodiac activities get the what is no here's your house of the dragon character based on your zodiac sign

interested yeah yeah of course okay should i just go straight to yours and then i'll tell everyone else is theirs yeah i'm a cancer yes a Cancer, you are Viserys Targaryen. Of all the characters in House... I don't really feel like that's a good one at all, actually. Me neither, just wait till you hear mine. Of all the characters in House of the Dragon, Viserys has a deeply sensitive heart and is loyal to his family,

both of them being the Targaryens and the Hightowers. He's extremely focused on tradition. Eh, this is sounding more and more like you. Although is willing to change things up when he names Rha Rainiera his heir, he is compassionate, forgiving, loving, and loving, always eager to defend his family at all costs.

Also, his desire to see them all united as one house is an overwhelming motivation. For sure. I just feel like he's missing, for me at least, when I talk to the other Cancers at our monthly meetings, I feel like a cornerstone quality of being a cancer is like being able to dish it, but not take it, you know, like that's what everyone like, that's really, I think like

how a lot of cancers identify, like being really, really rough, but also like kind of soft on the inside. And I don't see that for Viserys at all. Like I wish he would have been more rough. Interesting. I think the way that they just described him describes you yes but i think if we read all of but that's just horoscopes we would identify with them what's yours you're a sagittarius correct hurtful score wait sorry scorpio i get the s is confused and i unfortunately am otto hightower oh as hand of the king Otto Hightower is one of the most strategic characters in House of the Dragon he is calculated and cunning just like the zodiac sign Scorpio he is also unafraid to lurk in the shadows and keep his actions private

this gives him great power as he maneuvers for the throne it's so sad I'm so sorry that that happened but I also I don't identify as a Scorpio and I've said this even before they told me I was Otto Hightower like the way that people describe Scorpios really is not me how do people describe them like it like passionate crazy like so like fiery and like fired up. And it's just like, that's not me. That's not you. I'm going to pull up a Scorpio description. Scorpios are extremely deep and emotional people and are intense in all things that they do.

They're natural leaders and can be very serious. Okay, maybe. Scorpios are one of the most interesting signs because of their intensity. Yeah, like that's the thing. Like they're like fucking crazy. No, that's really like you're not any of the most interesting signs because of their intensity. Yeah, like that's the thing. Like they're like fucking crazy. No, that's really like you're not any of the things that they just described. So I don't identify as Scorpio.

Every time I say that, then someone says like, well, what's your moon rising? And I'm like, and this is where I have to exit the conversation. And this is where I have to go like back to reality. But for everyone listening, I'll let you know which House of the Dragon character you are. If you're in Ares, you are? That's Ben. Damon. No wonder you love him so much.

Yay. Taurus. That's Zach. Allison. Ty. And Margo. And Margo. Margo is so Allison.

Margo is such an Allison. Oh my God. Totally. Oh my God. Gemini. Okay. It does get. Actually, by the way, Viserys being a Cancer,

knowing that Olivia Oshrae is a Cancer, that makes sense. Yeah. Gemini. I'm just glad I'm not this one. Laris Strong. Who's that? What man?

Who? Yikes. Cancer, Viserys. Leo, Aemon Targaryen. Okay. Virgo, Sir Christian Cole. Yikes. Yikes. leo amon targaryen okay ergo sir kristen cole yikes yikes libra lucerys luke valerian the kid how do you even know the kid yet he's two no that's a stretch scorpio otto hightower sagittarius agon targaryen capricorn jacerys jace valerian the other kid aquarius princess rainiera that's harry harry's an aquarius oh my god obsessed and what what was the character rainiera

such a rainiera pisces born natural born later pis Pisces, Princess Rhaenys. Auntie. Yet auntie. Queen. Queen. Queen. Who never was. And that's our fifth and final piece of information that you needed to know today. I feel considering, you know, it's a Thursday and we wanted to get into the TV recap. Oh my God.

Theo is hard. He's literally just standing there looking at me hard. He's ready for his weekend with Bryce. The fuck? What's going on? That's so weird. He's fired up. Man, it's like a little lipstick.

When dogs get hard, it freaks me out. Please stop saying that he's hard. Erect? Red Rocket. Six to midnight? Half Chub. Yeah, Half Chub. When you think of Half Chub What do you think of?

Three Two One Brody Jenner Brody Jenner Yeah Okay good Show's not over yet

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Like the way that they spend so much time talking about like the death threats all of their kids got. Of course, the attacks on Jax. The way that all the women just like deal with this hate. It's so not normal. And I know they're like trying to get down to the bottom of like, you know, why it started and who threw who under the bus first. But like the way that they really need to address the viewers directly. Like remember when Bachelor Nation had to literally. That's what it was reminding me of.

When like. Speak directly to the people watching and be like you guys are not okay like to message anyone at this level let alone their kids for a TV show that you're watching you absolutely need to stop watching the show and you need to go outside and touch grass like you're not okay. They need to do that because like and I don't even know if that Bachelor thing did anything. I don't know that it did but I do think it helps the cast and the talent like feel supported by their network and not just like they're being exploited for this TV show and then left to fend for themselves. I don't think it will really change anything other than the fact that now I feel like I'm more aware of it. I have more like sympathy and compassion for the women, like even the ones that I don't agree with.

It's like no one deserves that and if like that's where it's this discourse of even just like disagreeing with people if that's like the road that we're all headed down then apparently we can't even disagree because like that should never be happening I personally I don't think Diana bought those bots um I kind of don't either but like who did so they were saying like Rinna and Erica like really think it was like designed to come between the group and like it's some like other being like this big like and like an entity that's like trying to start stuff but like how do we know it's not just like a bunch of fucking losers making new accounts like going crazy and also like just regular crazy ass viewers trying to start shit within the women like thinking that they can saying leave Diana alone.

It's like, OK, now I have Garcelle against Diana. I'm going to write here, you know, and like trying to influence the storyline because they don't have a life. No, that's a good point, too. Yeah, I don't disagree that like it doesn't feel right to just put it on Diana because like at the end of the day, all these women are mothers and I don't think they would really ever like attack someone's child like I have to believe that. And everything that Diana said last night like if she was lying about and she did hire those bats okay then she's a true psychopath. I don't know her to be one yet so I'm going to believe

what she said. She is doing an investigation. She's putting all of her resources towards this. I have every reason to believe her you know even though like she's not perfect by any means and you know the stuff with trying to get her name penciled out of Jax's post while it's all like yeah she was being like a little delusional I don't think she did I don't I I don't disagree I think um what was really pissing me off from last night's episode was Crystal continuing to say that's my truth. Your truth does not equal the truth. And I feel like that was just the way that she came up with to like get out of being

caught telling all these lies. Yeah, no, I feel like this is an inflection point because my comment saying that's my truth is a statement that we all tolerate and that we accept and it's like okay that's how you experienced it like that's your truth but seeing this happen in this way just like made me realize that that is not a thing no like there's it's the you can experience feelings that's my feeling're. And you can have your like perspective and how you experienced a thing. But whether or not this thing actually occurred, that's not up for debate. And like the word truth needs to be reinstated for things that are true.

You know, so it was really interesting to like watch this all play out last night. And I'm like, oh, this phrase of my truth is like really problematic because like there's the truth and everything else is is important to your feelings and how you perceive things and how you experience things your perception yeah any sort of truth when it's not no it's such a it's such a manipulation of words and for miss wordsmith over there she's uh I think it's an important word that we shouldn't lose you know we've lost a lot of words and for miss wordsmith over there she's uh i think it's an important word that we shouldn't lose you know we've lost a lot of words we literally said like you know the phrase like i'm literally dead and i'm just like sitting there not even laughing

like god yeah i think the word truth needs to be reinstated as just the truth yeah no because it's and honestly like i could see k Kyle's like wheels just being like, what is going on in front of me? Because she really, they did call Crystal out, like, because she made up this whole thing. But then on Watch What Happens Live, she went and said that there was something else. There was something worse. But then Crystal admitted on the reunion that there wasn't like a thing.

It was more of a tone. But then they're like, well, so what thing were you talking about on Watch What Happens Live? Like, she's just getting caught in this. She looks so bad. She looks so bad. bad and it really I'm glad that I think it was Dorit who actually brought it back and it was like you started down this path because Garcelle said that you were going to call Sutton out no matter what she said and honestly Crystal's whole this whole situation she created does prove just that it validates everything Garcelle was saying yeah Crystal did not come

off great in the first two parts no and Sutton I felt really good that she got some sort of vindication from everyone for being Lisa Rinna's punching bag and I didn't think Lisa Rinna was particularly genuine I just don't think she's like a super genuine person so it must have been nice just to like have all the women like be there to acknowledge like Lisa Rinna saying she was sorry I did feel like when she was talking about the glue thing it kind of pissed me off when Dorit like I think Dorit was trying to embarrass Sutton when she was like can you explain like the glue thing so that all the women could like laugh at Sutton or her silly southern sayings and then I was like no you're just dumb yeah I feel like I didn't think she was trying to embarrass that and I feel like she was like just playing into like she was trying to make like a moment out of it yeah and

like I didn't like that because like leave Sutton alone like I find myself extremely protective I know and it's nice that all the women were there to witness Rinna's apology but I'm sorry it's too little too late like no one had Sutton's back they allowed her to really be and I don't use this word except for herself word lightly bullied all season and we all sat around and it's been two seasons now and everyone who comes in goes straight for Sutton and no one has her back except for Garcelle so like I don't and then Garcelle gets in trouble for having her back and then what happens is is the viewers have have Sutton's back and then the women come around. And they also see it. And like seeing something.

And we said this before. I think sometimes when you're in something, you can't see it. And I'm sure watching some of these situations might change how the women like saw what they experienced. So I think that helps too. But you weren't there when it counted. And who cares now?

Garcelle's story about Bill Cosby was crazy. I didn't know that. Now I really want to read her book. You should. I should. And then what was the other thing? There was a lot. Like the book thrown in the trash.

Honestly. The book in the trash. As much as Rinna and Erica are problematic. I do admire their friendship. They really have each other's backs but so why is it not a problem when they do it but like sutton and garcelle it's not a problem for me i admire their friendship so much not a problem for me but it's yes it is a problem for the other women but just the fact that like era and then they're talking about like a group chat

they don't even have recycling and it wasn't even her video yeah yeah but you know what I'm actually I'm sure for Erica getting shit about recycling is a welcome change and if all of her comments are about like her not recycling properly she would prefer that to like her being a master con woman a hundred percent widows and orphans yeah um obviously like we're all waiting with bated breath for Kathy personally like I don't really like it's been good but like I'm ready I need Kathy I wish they had brought her in at the end of last night's episode like I needed something yeah also and Lisa like walking around like all I have to do is tell the truth she's obviously like talking to herself but she looks like she's talking to herself and going crazy yes she does um i do you think rena will be back next season

so kathy hilton said on the red carpet she's like i will not return if it's the exact same cast that the guy asking the questions was like you're talking about rena she was like yeah so she's she's withholding her she doesn't need this job so she's like yeah i'll come back if rena's gone but if not i'm not gonna come um and ina's gone. But if not, I'm not going to come. And I can't imagine that they would let Kathy go. Not only because she's Kathy, but also because the fans adore her. And they hate Rinna. Yeah.

I also wonder if Garcelle's going to come back. I know. It feels like she's so damaged by the Jax thing. And she doesn't even care to get into it with all these other women. Cause like it got too real for her. It was, she's so disturbed by what happened. It's like,

okay, if my role on this show is causing this to my children, then like, it's not worth it. And I, I, I don't know if she will come back. I know.

Maybe if this investigation bears fruit and she can like know who did it and there will be justice maybe then, but I don't know if she will. She does seem like checked out. Yeah, because like it's too real now. Like we're gonna talk about how you said this about this when like my kid, minor, is getting these death threats and is being harassed on his first day of school like

I don't care what happened also this should be a lesson to every single woman who comes on this show like it's fun to have your kids on for sure honestly all your kids should be private on social media you should not put them on the show no matter how old they are honestly because nothing good comes of it like for real like this should be a real lesson to everyone who is already on the show who plans on joining these franchises like the fans are not okay and this is what I feel like we're always saying about Bravo fans like there's a corner of the Bravo universe that's like so unhinged and it's really scary to put your kids in that it really is is. The only thing, you said nothing good comes from it, but I think a lot of people have seen some good come from it

from some of the kids. Like Gia. Gia, I mean, obviously, like Amelia and Delilah. Gigi, yeah. And so I think that if that's what your kid wants to do, then it is a good platform for them, but knowing what comes with it is you pay you do pay a price and so but I think if you're just like showing your kid because your kid is cute and

like we're just having a good time I don't think it's worth being cast in under the spotlight like that I agree and also it's really not my favorite content unless like unless it's carlin like i'm okay ain't that the truth yeah it's not my favorite content oh speaking of carlin salt lake city housewives is so bad uh they finished up this turntrip that was supposed to be like a retreat for jen jen goes to new york by herself to prepare for trial um and all the other women just like lose their fucking minds like they just they once again like there's so much going on now Whitney and Heather are at each other at each other's throats for the dumbest reason. What does it start with? Why are they at each other's throats? So Whitney brings up this rumor that she heard about Lisa Barlow. The rumor came from Angie.

They were out to dinner with Angie. Why is everyone in Utah named Angie? No, it's the same Angie. There's been Angie last season. There's new Angie. Yeah. There's new Angie. She's like a new housewife. They had a party at her house. Oh, yeah. Is her name Angie? Yeah, and there were two Angies

before her, I think. Oh, so I wonder what Angie they're talking about, actually. No, I don't know. Well, Whitney said that we were out to dinner with Angie me and Heather and she told us this rumor that Lisa Barlow gives blowjobs for courtside Utah jazz tickets and Heather's like I have no idea what you're talking about like I do not know what like that rumor and so they're like fighting about whether or not Heather knows that rumor and then they're like fighting about whether or not heather knows that rumor and then i really was believing heather that she didn't know that rumor until they like later in the night she was like if i hear something and choose to not register it or spread it or just ingest it

that's okay too and like that is totally okay but so did you hear it or did you not you know well in her defense one I agree with her if I hear something I choose not to register like that's okay that's her prerogative if she had said that she even heard the rumor and just acknowledge like yes that truly that she did then it's like a real thing it's not just like one person made some shit up it's like oh there's this rumor going around and multiple people have heard it. So I actually think by like not even saying that she heard it, it's a kindness. Yeah, no. And by the way, like I think Heather's just trying to work on her relationship with Lisa.

That doesn't like, I'm not feeling like she lied. Like I feel like she's just being a good person. And so, but Whitney is taking it as like a huge betrayal. Like you throw your back on your family. Like Whitney's so not okay. She's so all over the place, like these entire last three years. I like can never keep up with her.

And a huge part of her storyline is like now diving into her childhood trauma. And like, I'm really happy that she's going on this healing journey and I'm not trying to be mean, but like, I really don't care. No, I know it's a hard line to walk. And it always surprised me what I do care about you know sometimes yeah like what people share something

that they've never shared before and I'm like oh my gosh wow this is so compelling like Jackie Goldschneider going through Jackie Goldschneider Jackie I was gonna say sometimes people share something you've never shared before and are going through it and I'm like why are you doing this with cameras like or and like I don't care you know people from your childhood who you haven't had this conversation with and like why am I there too her long lost siblings like she has half siblings like that's why they're in Arizona she actually goes and spends the day with them and they're lovely people and they all are on this beautiful healing journey and I was there beats me and then in the most recent episode of tell me lies i won't spoil anything for you but like my god it was so fucking infuriating to watch but like you really see the full

should i take my headphones off and you could just talk to people because i don't even want to like be sure sure sure okay i don't really have a lot to say, you guys, but like the sheer fact that like Stephen comes, like he goes to visit Macy's like accident site and he realizes like he's literally responsible. And the one girl who knows he's responsible, he's being mean too. So he like runs back and tells her that he loves her. And like, honestly, it's like so manipulative and sad when she's like on the floor of the dorm room, like having a fucking panic attack. And he just comes back and tells her that he loves her like when he obviously doesn't um also justice for Pippa never thought I would say that because like she's really been pissing me off

but like she's getting blamed for the letter and it wasn't her and Wrigley broke up with her and like that was so sad even though like Wrigley loves her and she doesn't even like him so like it's probably for the best but it did make me sad. Because Wrigley ended up in the hospital. And broke up with his girlfriend. And it wasn't even Pippa's fault. All right. That's all I have to say. Jax, you're good.

You can put your headphones back on. I think that was good. Because even if you were like, it was so crazy. He was so crazy. I'd be like, I'll be like waiting for the craziness the whole time. Yeah. No, no. You're right.

You're right. You're totally right. Oh. Take off? Also though. No, no. Because, you're right. You're right. You're totally right. Oh. Take off? Also, no, no, because it's totally like an innocuous storyline, but like one of the characters

gets in like trouble with school like for something they did on like homework. And it honestly gave me like PTSD. Oh, I'm sure. That was the worst like in college.

Like when you like almost got in like a lot of trouble. Yeah. You know? I need to know what happened, but. It's not important like

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